Third AnnualIntramural IndoorCarnival tonightat 7:10. IBatlp jHaroon Clnbs planrushing duringFreshman week.Vol. 27 No. 89. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 1927WHAT of IT?MioKoe morcensterh BARTLETT SEES CAMPUS OLYMPIAD TONIGHTNick Carter is holding good. W«itht v< ry added page of “The Bottle Withtin Black Label” my admiration fortin writer and the man increases. Withthe assistance of Roxy ("Nick’s little|a(|v detective”), the great criminol¬ogist was fas running everybody toeowr when, at page 160, 1 stoppedlast night. The versatility and omnis-v n nee of the man are amazing. Forinstance at one point he "left homeheadquarters, prepared to attend a re¬action or a funeral, as the case mightl„ Now, 1 claim, it takes a prettya.c'.l man to do that. Again, in hunt¬ing for the missing nobleman, CountRupert Volinar (“the evanescent Ba-arian"), it docs not take Nick longt,, see that the count's landlord hasliven duped to believe the foreigner to"he a full-bearded fellow wearinggreen eyeglasses” by the trick of dis¬guise. and that really the count is,mly "the sinister Schwarz, head ofthe king.” Little did the unhappycreature know “Nick Carter’s eye saw-all rn 9 *\s for the celebrated detective'smastery of any situation, take this,detailing Carter’s handling of thetrapped man with the razor on theroot: “Another instant and the shin¬gles would have been drenched withthe fellow's life’s blood. One slashand he would roll, a horrible, convuls¬ing mass, down the roof to theground. Nick saw that heroic meas¬ures alone would prevail. He whip¬ped out a revolver quick as lightning.Straight at the man aloft he pointedit. The unexpectedness, the sudden¬ness, unnerved the man—Nick Carter'seye did the rest, ‘Be careful!’ observ-ed Nick, sternly, but clearly, ‘I am adead shot!’ ‘What! you would shootbegan the electrified man aloft.Drop that razor.’ ‘No!’ ‘Do it.’ 'Nev-tr!' ‘Then I fire!’ ‘You? Good! It’s'lie better way!’ ‘The first shot I'hall pierce your hat, the second Ishall nip your flesh’. One, two, NickCarter was no trifjer. He fired. Theman uttered a weak groan, dominantt" a will superior to his own.• • •And Nick Carter has a convincing,i willing way about him. People takedin into their confidence, they acceptdm advice. When Nick told Pasquera("the Fmerald King,” whom he hasaved from an avaricious siren) to goeasy henceforward, “Pasquera de¬lated declarihg for the future hewould steer clear of pretty adventur¬esses.” When men have had to dowith the great detective, their lessonhas been learned. And when Nick un-eovers the villain bogus nobleman andrestores the papers that were beingl,sed to blackmail her to the girl, shenaturally tells the sleuth all: “As thedetective had divined, this loyal, no-maiden had resolved to sacrifice'’ self for the safe of a friend. AKiri of her own age had been her"inmate at boarding school. The,ornier had been captivated by a flash-handsome young fellow. Those"its, fatally preserved, told the story1 their love—and of its terrible de-1 moment. Helen must either ac-nowledge that they were meant forhnr—for they were unaddressed byamt—or expose her friend, now mar->'>ml into one of the best New York'amilies. Her friends had clandes¬tinely wedded the man who had• aught her girlish fancy. A month la-,er she knew his true character. Hewas one of the most unscrupulouscriminals in the Eastern States. Andhe was hung on the gallows for mur-‘fer before the year was out.’’* * *All recognize the power of Nick1 arter’s all-seeing mind, as, for ex-ample, the old lawyer, who desireshis own problem solved: “ ‘Well, well?’l,rRed the lawyer, on nettles of irri¬gation. ‘What do you want?’ ‘A deci-s,on\ ‘I am not a Solomon* ‘But you Jare Nick Carter’1” That’s it exactly, •he is Nick Carter. THIRTY-SEVEN TORULE PREP CAGETOURNAMENTGames To Be BroadcastFrom Eight LocalRadio StationsThirty-seven men, headed by JohnMcDonough, student manager, willcomprise the executive commission forthe Ninth Annual National BasketballInterscholastic Tournament March 28,29, 30, April 1 and 2. The commis¬sion announced yesterday, includes:Progran^ committee: George Koehn,editor; Stan Young, business manager;Green, Mayer, Reed; Campus Public¬ity: Dexter Masters, chairman; Bridg¬es, Mayer, Green. McCormack, Rut¬ter; General Publicity: Morgenstern,chairman; Stern, Roterus, Bancroft;Arrangements: Heitman, chairman;Sheldon, Stevens, Clausen, Holohan,Eddy, Lawler; Rushing: Ken Rouse,chairman; Wrightsman, G. Daniels,Bonnem, H. Johnson, Hedeen, Gist,Kaplan: Housing: Baker, chairman;Cutter, Hayden, Brown, Warner, Mur¬phy, Fisher, Whitney.To Broadcast GamesThe tournament will be broadcastedover eight radio stations, this year,for the first time in the history of thetournament sending the results of thegames to all parts of the country assoon as they are played. According toHeitman, who obtained the use of thestations, there were numerous requestslast year for the games to be broad¬casted and it is to satisfy that demandthat the feature has been added tothis year’s tournament.The stations, which will send outhourly results throughout the week of(Continued on page 4)ROBERT FROST TOREAD POEMS HEREPoetry Club and ForgeSponsor Campus TalkRobert Frost, author of ‘Nort.li ofBoston,” “A Boy’s Will,” and ‘‘Moun¬tain Interval” will read*from his ownpoetry Thursday, April 7, at Mandelhall. He comes to the University un¬der the auspices of "The Forge” andPoetry Club.Critics give Frost a place amongthe most important of the early poetrygroup of 1916 that brought about apoetry renaissance in America. Hiswork is reputed (or its homely aspectof New England life.Tickets for the performance may hepurchased at the University bookstorefor fifty cents and a dollar.Browning’s PoemsRead By EdwardsProfessor Davis Edwards, assistantprofessor of public speaking in theDivinity school, will read a numberof Browning’s selections, in the “Read¬ings in Literature” series, overWMAQ tonight at-8:35 from Mitchelltower.“Evelyn Hope,” “Cavalier Tunes,”“My Last Duchess” and a number ofother poems will be included.Harvard Prexy GoesBond For StudentsPresident Lowell of Harvard per¬sonally acted as bondsman for ten ofthe eleven Harvard students foundguilty of rioting, by a district court.The eleventh was able to put up hisown bond. President Lowell spent theentire day in court and it is under¬stood that the defendants intend to ap¬peal the case to a Superior court. Campus Men GoTo ‘Slow’Party“No more petting; or gin ondates” is the decree of the SlowClub, which was originated in Phil¬adelphia and is now taking its placeamong the radical organizations ofChicago.A “slow” party was given Tues¬day night to test the practicabilityof such a plan. Everyone was wel¬come as long as the motto was up¬held. 'Strange to say, the project awak¬ened interest among the fraternitymen of the University and three A.T. O.’s attended the meeting andshowed the ringleaders of the cluba view’ of Chicago night life afterthe party.PROFS SACRIFICESLEEP AND FOODNewman Reveab Hardshipof Research WorkersHunger, anaesthesia, sleeplessness—these are some of the hardships whichmust he undergone by those who doreearch work in the science of lifeprocesses, according to Dr. HoratioH. Newman ,of the department ofzoology. “University professors inPhysiology who are experts in thefield, are famous for the sacrificeswhich they make for their science,"said Dr. Newman.Dr. A. B. Luckhardt is willing todemonstrate upon himself the anaes¬thetic which he discovered. Dr. AntonJ. Carlson, starves himself for w’eeksin order to carry out experiments inthe study of hungej. Professor New¬man, who confesses to a horror oflosing consciousness, loses many hoursof sleep in watch the continuousgrowth of embryos. Both he and Dr.Carlson affirm that they can standmuch pain before losing consciousness.300 Flock To -.All-Nation DinnerThree hundred members of the In¬ternational Student Association of Chi¬cago and vicinity will attend the thirdweekly supper Sunday evening at 5:30in Ida Noyes hall.Vice-president Frederick C. Wood¬ward will he the speaker of the even¬ing and Professor Smith of the His¬tory Department will lead the discus¬sion of European problems.BASTIN ENTERTAINSPHI BETES TODAYUndergraduate Phi Beta-Kappa hasbeen invited to the home of Dr. E. S.Bastin of the Geology Department fortheir monthly meeting today at 4:30.The Phi Betes will formulate theirplans for the next quarter. There arerumors of numerous social expeditionssuch as their trip to the theatre. Elec¬tions to Phi Beta are expected in thenear future.T. V. TURNS BOHEMIANThe Dill Pickles have got him, now!“Pragmatisim” is to be the subjectof a talk by Professor Thompson Ver-ner Smith, at Chicago’s famous DillPickle Club, next Sunday, March 6.Dr. Smith of the department of phil¬osophy at the University of Chicago,recently completed a series of lecturesbefore the Biology Club of Chicago,and has given numerous lectures atNorthwestern university as well asChicago. CLUBS CONSIDERRUSHING DURINGFRESHMAN WEEKNo Summer Rushing RulesIf New Plan GoesInto EffectFreshman week rushing has beenproposed to the women’s club by In¬terclub council, since the failure of therecent third year rushing plan. Ac¬cording to the plan advanced by thecouncil, there would be no summerrushing rules and organized rushingwould take place during Freshmanweek only and end with it. It wouldbe necessary for the clubs to co-oper¬ate with the Freshman week commit¬tee so that individual club partieswould not conflict with required meet¬ings and social functions for freshmanwomen.Faculty ApprovesSDean Chauncey Boucher and Pro¬fessor Ernest Wilkins, when consuliedabout the new plan, were both of theopinion that it would be feasible whenworked out with the cooperation ofthe club women. They even suggestedthat a woman’s dormitory be openedduring freshman week in order to ac¬commodate entering women duringthat time.Committee At WorkAt present the committee at workupon the Freshman week rushing planconsists of Frances Holt, Phi DeltaUpsilon, Betsey Farwell, Quadrangler.Carol Hurd, Chi Rho Sigma and Elea¬nor Wilkins, Sigma.DEBATING TEAMS TOMEET IOWA RIVALSCarroll, Schafer, SwirenRepresent VarsityMarjorie Carroll, Marvin Schaferand Max Swiren compose the varsitydebating team which will meet theUniversity of Iowa March 8 at Iowa.They will uphold the affirmative sideof the question, which the freshmanteams of the two universities are de¬bating here on the same evening: “Re¬solved that the Press of the UnitedStates, Exqrts on the Whole, a Harm¬ful Influence on the Community.”The University freshmen team willtake the negative side and oppose theIowa freshmen at Chicago. The audi¬ence will judge. Contrary to the us¬ual custom there will be one womanon each team.Lyric Deadline SetFor Monday NightAspiring lyric writers who seek tomake a name for themselves by writ¬ing a hit for this year’s Blackfriar’sshow must put the finishing touchesto their work over the week-end. Mon¬day afternoon at 6 o’clock has beenset as the deadline for lvrics to behanded to Phil Watrous at the PsiUpsilon house.Prof. Wilt’s DramaClass Gives Satire“Temperance Town,” a play depict¬ing early American life will be pre¬sented Monday night at 7 on the sec¬ond floor of the Reynolds club by themembers of Mr. Napier Wilt’s classin American drama. The play, a sa¬tire on prohibition in Vermont writ¬ten by Charles Hoyt is being givenas the annual production of the class. BushmenDiscoverLemon As RivalProf. Lemon has a “snappycome-back.”The bushmen of Australia havefound a rival in Prof. Harvey Lem¬on of the physics department, whoillustrates some of the principles ofmechanics with the aid of boomer¬angs. ,Each quarter Prof. Lemon salliesforth to demonstrate the phenom¬ena of the boomerang. He carriedtwo varieties, one of three and oneof six arms.On one occasion, a bystandersawr one of the boomerangs com¬ing his way and hid behind a tree,only to have the missile whizaround and hit him from behind.‘LAST SUPPER’ TOHANG IN LIBRARYDerain Painting Loaned ByMrs. Frank R. LillieMrs. Frank R. Lillie, wife of Dr.F. R. Lillie, head of the Departmentof Zoology and donor of the two Schu-maker paintings in the reading roomof Harper library, has made a tem¬porary loan to the University of An¬dre Derain’s “The Last Supper.”This remarkable oil painting now’hangs in the library of Sw’ift hall. Itwas given to the University Feb. 19.and will remain in its possession un¬til Mrs. ftillie returns from Honolulu,when, it is reported she will build achapel in which ‘to place the painting.Mrs. Lillie however, will not returnfrom Europe for some time yet.Mrs. Lillie has been a most interest¬ed patron of the University, havingalso donated the bronze statue now inSwift Hall.Andre Derain, the painter of “TheLast Supper” is considered one of theforemost French futuristic painters oftoday.Burchell Lectureson Mussolini RuleLong awaited facts about MussoliniLand and the rise of the New Romewill be presented in a group of lecturesby a famed Italian Scholar. HenryBurchell, M. A., on March 8 and 9. inHarper Mil. 4:30 P. M.Burchell. .also lecturer at ColumbiaUniversity and secretary of the Italy-(Continued on page 8)COMPLETE CLOISTERAT DIVINITY SOONT;ie missing stones for the newcloister which will conned Swift Halland Joseph Bond Chapel have now ar¬rived and work is nearing completionby the Fillipi Construction Company.A new sidewalk, starting at the southend of Cobb, will be constructed alsorunning parallel to the chapel andterminating in the arched cloister.\'rork will be finished in about fourweeks.OH SO LITERARYThe Old Bird comes forth nextThursday with the most startling,most unusual, and most expensivenumber of its historya— purely liter¬ary edition. Familiar essays and edi¬torial comment on campus conditionsby campus celebrities made this issuedistinctively valuable. It is an inter¬esting, worthwhile issue, reflectngcampus thought and genius.Because of the expense incurred inits publication, fewer copies are be¬ing printed and the issue will prob¬ably be sold out earlier than usual. 400 TO COMPETEIN GREATEST OFl-M CARNIVALSEvent Indicates PressingNeed Of New GymDeclares HoweFour hundred competitors will be! featured in the Intramural Indoor Car¬nival to be held in Bartlett gym to¬night at 7. Never before have somany University students been massedin the gymnasium for athletic compe¬tition, and the carnival managers arefinding themselves in charge of acampus counterpart to the Olympicgames.Holds Finals In Many SportsTonight there will be finals in theClass “A” Basketball, the finals ofthe Intramural Indoor track and fieldevents, finals in wrestling, boxing,and varsity-freshman track events, andthen, when the athletic events are allover, the spectators will mingle withthe competitors at the l-M Frolic inthe Reynolds Club.Interspersed with the serious com¬petition will be exhibitions, specialtyevents, and sings by various campusfraternities. One of the novelties ex¬pected to attract interest is the fac¬ulty race, between Dr. C. O. Moland-er. A. A. Stagg, Jr.. Nels Norgren,R. V. Merrill and J. Fisher.State Object of CarnivalOne of the prime objects of thiscarnival, according to John Howe,general manager of fntramurals, is todemonstrate the pressing need for bet¬ter gymnasium facilities to be placedat the disposal of the Intramural de¬partment. He said that the carnivalshould show’ that Intramurals are rap¬idly becoming more important to theindividual student than the Intercol¬legiate competition of the present day.Harry Hagey, general chairman ofthe carnival committee, says in theCarnival Program, “The IntramuralIndoor Athletic Carnival is held as aclimax to the sport program of thewinter quarter. As a sporting eventit is strictly high class. At no othertime during the school }ear is sucha diversity of sporting talent assembledfor a single night’s competition.”Between the halves of the Class Abasketball championship game, two“kids” teams will play. One team con¬sists of “back of the yards” boys fromthe University Settlement, while theother represents Hull House. Demo-strations by expert gymnasts, fencers,boxers, wrestlers, and by Mr. JosephBarron and his Blackfriar’s dancingclass will also be given as a part ofthe carnival program.Ellen Hartman \Vas chairman of thewomen’s committee handling the saleof tickets.Betas Fete Gradsat Banquet TonightMusic and entertainment for theBeta Theta Pi annual banquet of thealumni chapter will be furnished bytlx* University chapter and the North¬western chapter. The banquet is tobe held tonight at the Palmer house,and the principal speaker will beHarold J. Baily, general secretary ofthe fraternity, Francis YV. Shephard-son, the president, will also be present.‘Can’t Ride? We’llSkate’: PrincetonPrinceton may not be able to ride,as a result of an edict from the trus¬tees banning automobiles among un¬dergraduates, but it certainly won’twalk. Several upperclassmen wereseen on the campus walks, skatingblithely along on their way to classes.Placards poking fun at the recent ruLing were worn by the skaters.Page Two£51)? iailg iUaromtFOUNDED IN 1901iHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription ratestg.00 r year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postofflce. Chicago, Illinois. March 13' so*, tin-ier the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily MarooD expressly reserve* a11 rlghta of publication of any material♦ "nearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM i>NL, ELLIS HALL-5804 Elli* Avenue *-tephone*: Editorial Office, Midwav 0800 Local 245; Business OfficeFairfax C977. Sport* Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing F-ditor IMilton H. Kreines Business Manager jJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo StoneGeorge Gruskinlorn StephensonGeorire Jones ... .George L. Koehn .Sports EditorAJ W til ill HeldRoselle F. MossEditorRobert SternVictor KoterusLeonard Bridges ..Assistant SportsDay EditorEditorEt. J. Green ...... —.Day Editor ,Milton Mayer Day Editor jGeorge Morgenstern Day Editor IKatnryri Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor 'Harriett Harris — Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising Manage»Eld red L. Neubauer Advertising Manage''red Kretschmer Circulation ManageRobert Massey AuditorRalph Stitt . Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fishet Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner - Junior AssistantRooert Klein .Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath.. — Sophomore AssistantJack McBraUy Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistan’ARMS AND THE CARNIVALWHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ARMS?” cried the queen.And Ben Hur replied, “At the galleys’ oar,” as he muscledhis four plunging racers over a fallen chariot to maintain a spec¬tacular momentum in his geat race for life.Tonight the men in the Intramural Carnival may not be ableio outpace the Arabian chargers of Ben Hur, nor may they com¬pare their biceps to Ben’s bulges but they will be good men andsteady. Intramural athletics at the University of Chicago willhave completed three years of organized existence, and the Car¬nival will present not only a cross-section of the Department’sactivities but to an extent it will present men who are a productof Intramural competition.The program tonigjit will be an attempt to entertain thewhole University. Intramural Carnivals at other schools in themiddle west are the biggest events of the season. The Carnivalspirit really prevails. The University of Chicago’s approxima¬tion of a Roman carnival and a Creek Olympic meet should be atest of whether or not the University is susceptible to the Car¬nival idea.HUMANIZING A COLLEGE EDUCATIONTHE GOOD ACTOR is he who creates a character so realisti¬cally that he makes it impossible for one to view it with in¬difference. Dennis King is making Francois Villon one of themost fascinating among poets. Crystal Hearn portrays Craig’sWife with such force that her audiences stiffen with hatred al¬most as soon as she enters the stage. These characters are unfor¬gettable. They are intensely alive. Craig’s wife is no phantom ofthe imagination. She exists.The instructors who capture the interest of their studentshave something of this dramatic ability to give a creation of themind, soul and body. The man who breathes life into history,who brings philosophy down from the realm of metaphysics andepistomology and into the arena of human interests and passions,who gives the physical sciences a significance to persons im¬mersed in practical affairs of every day life, who makes sociologya stimulating game revealing the absorbing variety of human ac¬tivity and the nature of human nature, who can point out ro¬mance in words themselves, confessions of human thought,.arouses some kind of reaction in the student. He makes passivereceptivity impossible. The sleepy student finds that his atten¬tion is demanded not invited.Is not this, rather than physical contact, the essential natureof that “personal relationship with the instructor” so much cov¬eted by the students? The man who reveals the secret of his mostabsorbing interest cannot avoid revealing something of his owncharacter. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 4. 1927In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersThe office of the chief of police, us¬ually a rather safe refuge from theonslaughts of gangsters, gunmen andbellicose gentlemen, became the sceneyesterdaj- of an attempted attack onMr. Collins, the Chief. The violator ofthe sanctity or the office, who gave hisoccupation as a safe and sane up¬holsterer, entered abruptly, demanded an interview with Mr Collins, was re¬refused said interview, and forthwithfell into loud and violent berating ofMr. Collins and the police force ingeneral. “I was sent to Bridewell torno reason at all,” said Mr. Zmuda, theintruder, upon leaving in the policepatrol wagon.A close inspection of the gentle-ma’s person brought to light two largeand rather sharp butcher knifes whicheither shows that he was fallacious inlabelling his profession or was un¬friendly towards Mr. Collins. A pos¬ sible interpretation of the visit isthat the gangsters of the city havegrown weary of waiting for the policeto come to them and are trying to re¬vive interest in their pursuit by in¬vading the quarters or the law.* * *Congress adjourns this noon with arather kaleidoscopic record behind it.A tew things were actually done upuntil the last few days but startingtwo days ago and lasting through un¬til late last night with every indicationof continuing on to the end, a flowof flowery and meaningless oratory, known as filibustering, has drenchedboth houses and effectively curtailedany progress. •Yesterday afternoon, ChairmanWarren of the senate appropriation-committee tried to bring order out . tchaos by acting the role of peacemak¬er between the two factions, and u;iNtwice successful in getting the leader-to come, to an agreement. SenatorBlcase and Norris, the most insureent of the insurgent, stuck to theirguns, however, and each time pr,(Continued on page 4)hrrr ®n orshtnThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence, 5612 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 a.m.O.tice Hours: 2 to 5 p. m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning ServiceII a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL6^tS and UniversityDr. H. E. Turner will preachEven.ng Service 7:45 P. M.Evening Service—7:45 p. m.The Church, Kimbark at 64thMusical Service—Large ChorusChoirHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—“Father, Say On,”5:30 P. M. Young People’s TeaM Youne People’s Society7:30 P. M. “Father, Forgive.”FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Wood lawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts11:00 A. M.—Morning WorshipYeung Peoples Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups—Young Women’s Club.Undergraduate Club for wo»-men.Men’s Club.Subject: “Translating the OldTestament.Leader: J. M. P. Smith, Pro¬fessor of Old Testament,Divinity School, Universityof Chicago.8:00 p. m.—Evening Service8:45 p. m.—Home Parties. MooMfUDn'flvcnur anS 57th StreetUon Ocjden Vocjt ~ ministerSUNDAY, MARCH 6, 1927I 1 A. M. ‘Wells in the Desert”6 P. M. CHANNING CLUB. “The Monks of Mt. Athos,Paul RoofeHAVE YOU EVER ATTENDED?Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LA1TEN GOLDSMITH,Minister11 A. M., Communion Serviceand Reception of MembersYoung People’s Meeting at6 P. M.7:30, Motion Picture: “MartinLuther,” in Church Auditorium.A WELCOME FOR YOU! Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH ST."Where You’re a Stranger Only Once.”C. E. Paulus, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship with Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:45 p. m.—Luther League, ledby H. Juigmeyer: “How to UseLent.”7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOMESt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, Jan 16, 1927“The Rudeness of Jesus.”“The Ideal Husband.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerI 1 :00 A. M.8:00 P. M.Ip Nnt AfraiiiTo speak the truth kindly, to take a stand firmly, to hold thatstand valuably.Disciples of ChristUnivenity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES. MinisterBASIL F. WISE, Director of MusicSermon March 6, “The Soul andthe Self”First of a Series of LentenSermons.Wranglers: Supper 5:45. Threeplays will be read under thedirection of Miss Jo Deatherage.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Universalista)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People'ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7966REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D..Student ChaplainService*Sunday*—Holy Communion, 9:00 a. m.at the Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Daye-Holy Com¬munion. 7:00 a. m.. at the Church HouseThe Church ofThe Redeemer56th and RlnrhirtoneREV. JOHN HENRY TTOPXINS. D. p5550 Blackstonr Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY5549 Dorchester Avenue VTel. Fairfax 3924Sunday—8, 9:15, II a. m and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.St. Paul’s Church50th and DoxheaterI’ariah Office: 4946 Dorcheater AvenueTel. Oakland 1185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday ServicesHoly Communion. 8:00 a. mChurch School Service, 9:80 a. m.Morning Service. 11:60 a. m.Youiik People s Slipper. 6:80 p. mEvening Service. 7:45 p. m.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 8. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, MARCH 6, at 11 A. M.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill apeak onSHAKESPEARE’S “OTHELLO”AND THE PSYCHOLOGYOF JEALOUSYAll seats freeVisitors cordially welcomerOf&lfilERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15Senator Smith W.BOOKHART’Frantic Farmers and ComplacentCityitee”Questions from the AudienceWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—Subject, “The Appeal ofJesus.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject—“Protestantism, Whither Bound?”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE. Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 1927 Page ThreeHollywood Searches Campus for Male RecruitsPATHS OF GAS BUGGYLEAD TO SCHOLASTICGRAVE, SAY CRITICUniversity Educators LaudTendency to EliminateStudents’ CarsIf you drive an auto, beware lestvou flunk!According to a recent survey madeby the Chicago Tribune on the rela¬tion of student owned motor cars toscholarship, morals, and finance,there is a lot more truth to the abovestatement than it would first lead oneto believe. The Tribune made thestartling statement that “many mod¬ern educaors are of the opinion thata big gas tank in front of the stu¬dent, driving his own automobile, ismaking the path to education all themore difficult.”Query Thirty-Five ColegesOf thirty-five leading colleges anduniversities queried, it was revealedthat seventeen have either banned orrestricted the use of student cars;seven are theoretically opposed, buthave made no rules, and eleven havenot yet made up their minds. Includ¬ed in those that have already bannedstudent cars large universities suchas Illinois, Purdue, DePauw, Rock¬ford and Smith.The University of Illinois put theian on student cars last September,he regulation was made, accordingo announcement by the council ad-linistration “because the automobilerasted time and was productive ofloor scholarship and many petty in-ractions of discipline."Dads Back IdeaWhile the Dad’s association backedthe idea, for a long time the studentattitude was one of amusement, andantique buggies and derelicts of ev¬ery description appeared on campus.A limited number of students, how¬ever, who find it necessary to driveto school, are granted permits, butcannot use their cars except to andfri m school.Contrary to public expectations,the enrollment has not decreased atany of the schools that have put thisban on cars, but in every instancehave increased instead. It is yet tooeai ly, however, to note the scholasticeffect of the ban, though the schoolauthorities at the universities area nfidential as the results.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.GO!Get out in the open! After¬noons or evenings—rent a newcar to drive as your own.Costs less than the theatre.You can go anywhere, any¬time, in open or dosed cars.Saunders SystemPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.i]Drive It YotxrselSYSTEM Books and Criticisms uBy Virginia HydeThe Marriage Bed is a bed ofFrench marquetrie made for thedaughter of a noble family during thereign of Louis XV, and now in thepossession of Mary Boyd, one of thecharacters of Ernest Pascal’s latestbook. It is symbolical,—oh! very sym¬bolical. the book being, in effect, aplea for the convention of matrimony.The story concerns the Reid fam¬ily and the various sexual misadven¬tures of each Reid. There is GeorgeBoyd, who, after ten years of marriedlife with Mary, born Reid, engages inan illicit affair. There is Mary’s fa¬ther, who has run away from homeas the result of having forgotten him¬self on an errand to his wife’s seam¬stress and who has ended up in out¬lawed hut placid domesticity with anelderly widow. There is Cecily Reid,who falls in love with her romanticSpanish employer, Miguel de Balboa,a gentleman who unfortunately enoughis married to a millionaire virago witha passion for causing trouble. Thereis Andrew Trask, who is in love withMary, and who takes advantage of herhusband’s A. W. O. L. to press hissuit. And there are others.Somewhat HecticThe hook is somewhat hectic (thecovers are aptly of an indescribablepurple hue) with the emotional crisesof this ill-assorted group. The twoleading incidents are those which con¬cern George and Cecily. George findsthat his wayward passion for a neigh¬bor’s daughter burns itself out. andthat it is as nothing when comparedto the devotion he feels for his wife.In the enfc everything is hotsy totsyfor George and his forgiving wife, theneighbor’s daughter having with greatimprobability and undue consideration“cleared out bag, baggage and baby.”Cecily and her Spaniard go throughunconvincing emotional ups-and-downs, and after his wife has attempt¬ed suicide and nearly ruined things,he takes Cecily to Paris, where, thereader is told, they arc finally to hemarried.The entire action of the story takesplace between March and Novemberof the same year, and this compres¬sion. together with the complicationsof the plot, makes the novel seem likea piece of propaganda too obvious tohe artistic and almost obvious ennught he absurd. And after all, Pascal’sconception of “marriage as an institu¬tion which should he more powerful,than sex” is nothing new. His hand¬ling of his material is not quite mas¬terly enough to give the book the pow¬er which it is intended to have, andwhich would justify his unmitigatedanalysis of sex relationships. After College—What Next” IdeaCharacterizes Undergrad StruggleThrough Arts and Lit. School Socially Speaking WANT UNIVERSITYBy Bee Jay GreenStruggling in the throes of an edu¬cation in an Arts and Literature col¬lege. the undergraduate experiences anintellectual restlessness inspired by thedesire to do big things and to perman¬ently establish himself as a memberof the literati.On campus the collegian finds thathe can register in the popular school,do little real work and turn the ma¬jor part of his attention to fulfillinghe requisitions outlined in his defin¬ition of enjoying life.Excuse Frosh ActsExcusing the acts of freshmen as anatural reaction to a new environmentone may look at the sophomore withthe assumption that he is as leastadjusted to his temporary surround¬ings. By the time the Junior reachesmaturity, he has already taken to ex¬pressing his ideas through the mediumof open forums and the local humormagazine.The 'senior develops an attitudewhich is successful, at least, in thathe is too lazy to express his ideas onthe rights of man, and thus a repeti¬tion of tne deluge released in his ju¬nior year is avoided. But at the endof the senior year the newly educatedman comes to earth.Tear World ApartThere was nothing to do in schoolexcept to tear the world apart. Itmade the afternoon cup of coffee moreinteresting the nightly session moreanimated.It helped to stall the problem of go¬ing to work for those who planned tohelp dad put out 5,000 pairs of overallsdaily or to increase the pater’s tiesales by 300 dozen per Week. Then,again the great horde of undecidedmen had four years in which to ob¬serve the activities of their associates.And the day after graduation, thehorde of undccideds traipses down¬town to Uncle Joe’s office to see ifhe can’t fix them up with a nice easyjob selling automobile accessories.And What Next?With be-pearled pin in their drawerat home, they set out to conquer theworld and within a year are able tosend the fraternity their check forsome unpaid debt. They bounce backfor the football games and if it hap¬pens to be labeled homecoming, getas drunk as in the days of old, tellthe younger men the value of a col¬lege education, and congratulate thein-(Continued on page 4)ICelL chessecL gentlemenacknowledge the preeminence,of Stetson smartness •and appreciate the.economies of StetsonqualitySight toForty DollarsWrite for Interesting BookletThe STETSON HAT in UTERATURTJohn IS Stetson Company. 'PbilaJelphuSTETSON HATSStyledjorIjouny OMjen SCIENCE OF EARTH’SINTERIOR MADE NEWGEOLOGY SUBSECTION“A new subsection of earth scienceis taking form—intrageologv, the sci¬ence of the earth’s interior,” writesProfessor-emeritus T. C. Chamber¬lin in the January-February numberof The Journal of Geology, “Like allother new sciences, it calls for cleardiscriminations respecting its funda¬mentals and for precise terms wheredistinctions are important. Looserusages were of course pardonable solong as the, interior was merely ’arealm of imagination’.”This statement prefaces an editorial,written by Prof. Chamberlin as senioreditor of the Journal, on “Intrageology—Elastasy vs. Isostasy” in which evi¬dence to prove that elastasy is the cor¬rect term to be applied to the condi¬tion of the interior of the earth issummed up.Prof. Chamberlin cites as his majorproofs of the elastic nature of the in¬terior the tidal investigations of Mich-elson, Gale, and Moulton which hesays show “that the earth responds tothe attractions of the moon and ofthe sun in the distinctive mode of anelastic s&id.” He also points to thework of Schweydar in interpreting thegeographic nutation of the poles. Per¬haps the most important evidence, ac¬cording to Prof. Chamberlin, is foundin the stability of the continental plat¬forms, indicating an elastic interior.The distortional seismic waveswhich pass through the outer seven-eights of the earth is one of the minorlines of evidence followed by Cham¬berlin. He also discusses the possi¬bility that the interior eighth of theearth Is liquid, and discounts the ideaas being rather improbable. Even Friday afternoon is wellfilled this week-end, for it is the lastbefore exams as every one is aware.So the first event today is the DeltaUpsilon open house, the second onethey have given. Special arrange¬ments have been made for entertain¬ment with Boyd Center, the clarin¬etist, as the star attraction. Theboys promise that the affair will beeven better than the last, which issomething. The Phi Delta Upsilon’sare having a musicale in Ida Noyesfrom four till six in honor of theinitiates of the other clubs. And thesophomores are giving a mixer inReynolds club, so no one should betroubled with nothing to do this af¬ternoon. In the evening, there is theAthletic Carnival writh a circus inBartlett and a dance in both loungesof the Reynolds club, for which elab¬orate plans have been made to haveit a big success. The music will bebroadcast. They urge everyone toturn out. Then the S. A. E.’s are giv¬ing their winter formal at the Il¬linois Women’s Athletic Club. Com¬ad is having a dance in the Y. W.room at Ida Noyes. Lambda Chi Al¬pha’s winter formal is to be held atthe Allerton Club this evening, also.And the Phi Beta Deltas are givingan informal dance in the theatre ofIda Noyes hall.Saturday, too, is unusually busyon campus. For there are four eve¬ning parties and a luncheon sched¬uled for tomorrow. The Quadrang-lers are giving a luncheon at Mail-lards, to which two representativesof each club have been invited. Bythe way, we thoroughly approvethese interesting club and fratern¬ity affairs. They are always a helpto better feeling and also most in¬teresting and amusing. The Chi Psisare giving a house dance in the eve¬ning, so are the Delta Sigs and thePhi Sima Deltas. The Delta Sigma’swinter formal is to be held at tneAllerton club. So the last week-endof the quarter, socially speaking,ends. MEN-NOT WOMEN !-FOR MOVIE STARSThirty-four Colleges ScannedFor Possibilities ByFirst NationalWomen please take the back seat—men only are wanted by the FirstNational Pictures company which isnow conducting a nationwide search ofthe universities and colleges to ob¬tain ten future stars.Seek Men At ChicagoThe University has been selected asone of the thirty-four educational in¬stitutions where the men are to besought. Directors, camera men, andmake-up men will be sent to the Uni¬versity within the next few weeks tostudy modern college men and tomake actual screen tests of those whoseem to fulfill the qualifications.First National Pictures and the Col¬lege Humor magazine are joint back¬ers of the plan which, they say, is des¬tined to bring to the studios a num¬ber of collegians, who are to be giv¬en every opportunity to develop theirtalents and cash in on their photogra¬phic qualities.Expenses Paid to StudioExpenses are guaranteed to andfrom the First National studio at Bur¬bank, California, and every effort is tobe made to give wide publicity to thewinners. College Humor, in whosepages announcements of the searchare made, says “Motion pictures pro¬vide a splendid opportunity for thecollege man who embodies all pro¬gressive ideas and ideals of presentday young Americans, and First Na¬tional Pictures is desirous of devel¬oping the talents of those who havepersonality and who are willing towork industriously for success.”McCormick States PurposeJohn E. McCormick, general man¬ager of West Coast Production forFirst National, adds: “The men weselect this year as prospective featuredplayers and stars will be’ judged fromany angles.R. C. YOUNG, Phi Beta Kappa college instructor to store manager"I received my B. S. degree fromColby in 1915, and my M. S. fromWesleyan University in 1917. From1915 until 1920 1 taught physics andchemistry in Colby, Wesleyan andProvidence, R. I., excepting serviceas a commissioned officer duringthe war.The desire for a more active life in¬duced me to leave academic lines andbecome assistant to the head chemistof the Gorham Manufacturing Co. hard work, would be demanded andrewarded.Opportunity for advancement herety tor adseemad too limited, so after two years1 decided on another change. Iwanted to settle into a life occupa¬tion where ambition, ability, and The Kresge organization has answer¬ed every requirement. Promotionshave been made as rapidly as I havebeenqualifiedto reteivethem. Today1 find myself receiving a greater in-comethan the teachers and industrialacquaintances who sought to dis¬courage me from making such aradical change in occupation. Myobservation of men who have beenwith this Company for many yearsshows me that my future earningpower is going to be limited only bymy own ability.”R. C. Young, Phi Beta KappaHow far can Yousee into the Future ?The men we want to manage our stores aremen of vision—men who are able to look intothe future, and who are willing to work hardto attain what they see there.If you have the faculty of vision, combinedwith perseverance and a willingness to improveyourself through work and study, you are thesort of man who goes far in the Kresgeorganization.And if you are this sort of man, you will notchoose a position that offers much today, andlittle tomorrow. But you will be able to see intothe future, and you will pick a job that offers afitting return for the energy you put into it.Study our organization. Perhaps you will findit to your liking. At any rate, write now, toour Personnel Department so that we maysend a graduate of your own college to tellyou how he found success in the Kresgeorganization.Personnel DeptS S KRESGE COj« io♦ xv rrorvLs « • • • xs*h*l^ rrorvxsKRESGE BUILDING, DETROIT, MICHIGAN■Mail mmm . jmmgm: ■ - ^Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 1927DIPLOMA, PIN, DON’TAID ADVANCEMENT-EMPLOYMENT HEAD THIRTY-SEVEN TORULE PREP CAGEINTERSCHOLASTIC Kennedy Trio PlaysTo Eleven HundredSays Business Men DislikeCollegians for FalseIdeas of Business“Instead of being desirable, a col¬lege education often is actually ahandicap to a man seeking a job,”declared J. F. Hallwachs', employmentsecretary of the central Y. M. C. A.recently.“A diploma in the right hand anda fraternity key on the watch chainare not the best stepping stones tosuccess in modem business,” he add¬ed. “A dislike for college graduatesby business men is due to the factthat the possessors of sheepskins er-pect large salaries and rapid advance¬ment. They don’t want to wait; theyprefer to climb over men ahead ofthem rather than to move up grad¬ually.”The blame for conditions rests withthe colleges more than with the stu¬dents, Mr. Hallwacks added. Embar¬rassment would be saved if all stu¬dents were fully informed as to theireyact value in business, while theywere still in their undergraduatedays.AFTER COLLEGE—WHAT NEXT(Continued from page 3)selves on their gigantic success.The boy who wired home after re¬ceiving his “PH. B.” degree:“DEAR POP:EDUCATED STOP WHAT NEXTSONdid more than perpetrate a cleverjoke.The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For Information, adcjreThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Social WorktlO W. 91st St., New York City. (Continued from page 1)the tournament are KYW, Westing-house; WGN, Chicago Tribune;WMAQ. the News; WLS, the Amer¬ican; WEBH and WJJD, Herald-Ex-aminer; WMBB, Trianon and WOK,the Short-land hotel. The tournamentwill assume greater national propor¬tions than ever before, according toH. O. Crisler, manager, because ofthis broadcasting.Another new feature of the tourna¬ment is the placing of all the awardsand trophies on display -at Field’sMen’s Store before and during theweek of the Interscnolastics. Lastyear, the prizes were on display alongwith a few suits, hats and shoes, butthis year they are to have a windowof their own, given over completelyot tournament trophies.IN BRIEF(Continued from page 2)vented the senate from adopting theagreements.Oddly enough it was Senator Reedof Pennsylvania, the father, sponsor,and leader of the filibuster, who con¬tributed the most accurate descriptionof the whole affairs when he declaredthat both parties were acting like “alot of little boys.” And Mr. Reed,whether he meant it or not, seemed aschildish as the ones he described.SEE EUROPEfor one-half tourist agencyprice. PRIVATE studentparty is now being formed.Plan of Itinerary includes 12countries. Trip to last 90 days,starting June 25th.SEE: R. A. Kuenzig, Room76 Hitchcock Hall, U. of C.Hours: 5 P.M. to 6 P.M.MEN’SShirts - MuffersBathrobes andSweatersOn SaleAtCOWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.15 to 25% Off This WeekAfter the dance, after the show,When you’re hungry, looking for some place to go,Come in and see us, our waffles are great,You’ll like our place and we’re open real late.CRISP CREAMWAFFLESTRY OURSpecial Plate Luncheons 50cTable d’Hote Dinner , 55cSpecial Plate Dinner 50cSPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER, $1.00A la Carte All Day.A SECOND CUP OF OUR DELICIOUS COFFEEFOR THE ASKING ,; THE GEM RESTAURANT(Formerly Wheel & Whistle, Inc.)THE INTERSTATE COMPANY1590 East 53rd Street(Under East End I. C. R. R. Elevation) "The Admiral.” a moral comedy,dealing with the question, “W'hat todo with a new world”; was presented 'ast night by the Kennedy trio in LeonMandel hall.Eleven hundred campus represen¬tatives crowded the auditorium. Theplay was presented gratis, having beenbrought here by the combined relig¬ious organizations of the campus in co-operation with the William VaughnMoody Fund.The artists—Charles Rand Ken¬nedy, Edith Wynne Matthison andMargaret Gage—as well as the playitself, lived up to their advance repu¬tation. POSTERS PRINTED_ at John Monroe’a Print ShopTHE PALOS PRESS909 East 57 th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Houra: 10-12 a m.; 2-4 p. m.0C7177'> • • • • • > •Xii-LllAijlALLLllli-i ^qnBE(€»Ei®Henry CLytton & SonsState and Jackson—Chicago Orrington and Church—EvanstontiUJI g*T ‘I \?The New SuitsAre in Real LightTans and GraysSmart Collegiate Two and Three Button StylesA Selection as Extraordinary as the Values$ 35 $40Every Suit Has Two Pairs of TrousersT HE new season brings a wealth of fine Suits tothe Lytton College Shop. Patternsthat are distinctive and good to look at. Two andthree button styles with a campus swing to them.And then just think of such worth while values at$35 and $40 PLUS an extra pair of trousers.□ & • • ZZ&2JZS2 i.»»»»U 1»*'*vva]. i A, i .I LStellar Michiganquintet invades Bart¬lett gym tomorrownight. The DailyFriday Morning SPORTS Maroon Close Winter Intra¬mural season with Car¬nival in Bartlett tonite.March 4, 1927TITLE - THIRSTY WOLVERINES HERE SATCURTAIN ON I-M SPORT BILL AT 7:20Finals of TrackEvents and CageTilt on ProgramThe Intramyral Carnival will startat 7:20 when the finals of the 50 yd.dash (1-M) will be run off with Kin¬ney, Phi Gam, the probable victor. At7:22 finals of the* 50 yard dash willVarsity-Frosh Meet come off. Afterthe mile run the wrestling finals inthe 117 pound division and the box¬ing finals in the 115 pound class willtake place. At 8:05 the wrestling andboxing finals in the 135 pound weightwill be the attraction.The Chicago Theological Seminaryis favorite in rhe graduate relay racewhich will be followed by the wrest¬ling and boxing finals in the 145 pounddivisions. The Delta Sigs are thechoice in the Intramural relay whichwill be run run at 8:24. Wrestling andboxing finals in heavier weights will'f dlow this event. The 300 yard runwill take place at 8:42 with Johnsonand Morgenstern favorites.T he 440 yd. run in the Varsity-Frosh Meet should be a pretty racebetween Schulz of the Green ShirtTeam and Burke of the Regulars. Be¬tween 8:46 and 0:12 the finals of the175 and heavyweight divisions in box¬ing and wrestling takes place. Theseevents will be followed by the 600 yd.I-M run in which Erickson, Delta Chi.is expected to cop. At 0:21 the Var¬sity-Frosh relay race should be,a thrill¬er for very fast men are competing onboth aggregations. The last trackevent of the evening will be two mileVarsity-Frosh run, which is scheduledfor 9:44.The feature event of the evening willbe the basketball game between SigmaN'u and Delta Upsiloti for the A ClassChampionship of the University.There is little to chose between thetwo aggregations thoUgh he D. V. out¬fit seems to have a slight edge overtheir opponents. At 10:35 prizes willbe distributed by F. C. Woodward,vice-president of the University. Thatevent will close the evening in Bart¬lett for the dancing will take place inthe Reynolds Club.Many novelty races have beenadded to liven the evening. A fatman’s race, with Hobart Neff the fa¬vorite, will be run at 7:24. There willalso be a leap-frog race at 7:39, asack race at 8:22, and a faculty dashat * 06. HOWE MANAGESSportologyWhat They Think About It—THE MICHIGAN DAILY says ofthe coming basketball battle that“Micihgan should win unless somedecided upset comes up” and quotesCoach MathCr as saying “his menrealize that neither the game withChicago nor the one with Iowa isa set-up.”THE DAILY CARDINAL voicesthe opinion through its sports col¬umn “Training Table Tips” that“Chicago, on past performances, ap¬pears likely to accomplish nothingmore than -a graceful flop.”“How To Keep From WinningChampionship*”Coach Stagg, speaking in one ofthe Fireside Lectures being spon¬sored Jby the Y. M. C. A., illustratedthe folly of accepting “dares” withthe following incident.Hershberger, All-American Ma¬roon grid star of ’98, was made afriendly but foolish “dare” on theeve of an important game. The stip¬ulation of the dare was to eat adozen eggs at one sitting. Hersh¬berger proved himself a real man bywinning the dare but the next dayfound him a “sick man”—too sickto play in the game.His absence lost the game, thegame the championship. I don’t blameMr. Stagg for lecturing on the follyof “dares.”Famous Sunday DinnersMany University people have learned the happy cus¬tom of having Sunday dinner at Hotels Windermere.They enjoy the food — the way it is served — thepleasing atmosphere. Why not form a party and comeover to the Windermere for dinner — this Sunday!1otelsCHICAGO’Syr MOST HOMELIKE HOTEL8*56th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardTelephone Fairfax 6600500 feet of verandas and terraces fronting south on Jackson Park.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET UNIVERSITY LUNCHb«Oo Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Snecialty Safford, Arizona,Receives Firstof WGI InvitesSafford, Arizona, winner of thestate tournament at the University ofArizona, is the first team to be givenan invitation to the University ofChicago’s national basketball inter¬scholastic to he held March 28 toApril 2. Representing a town of 1500,Safford won the honor of an invitationthat hundreds of teams throughoutthe country have already sought, bydefeating Gilber in the finals.Manager H. O. Crislcr of the Ma¬roon tournament hopes that the Saf¬ford team will represent the state inthe national tournament, although pub¬lic support probably will be necessaryto raise the funds necessary to sendthe team to Chicago. Mesa competedfor Arizona last year, as well as inother years, and made a good rec¬ord. The big rangy boys of the Mesateam were outstanding among theteams in the tournament, proof of theMesa boast that “We grow them bigin Mesa.” Their boosting literaturemade many Chicagoans acquaintedwith Mesa products.Size of the school competing hasmeant little in tournaments of otheryears. Windsor, Colo., winner of the1923 championship, was recruited froma little town of 1300 in a valley .ofthe Rockies, the “Wizards” represent¬ing a high school of fifty-six boys. In1°25 Wheeler, Miss., playing greatbasketball, won fourth place, thoughit was from a town of only 300. Lastyear Gaylord, Minn., a high* school ofthirty-five, sent down almost everyhoy in school on its squad, and werebeaten only in the fourth round byFargo, N. D., a finalist. MEYER HELPSSWIMMING, POLO,WRESTLING TEAMS INMEETS TOMORROWCoach MacGillivray’s mermen facea big job when they take on the Il¬linois swimming team Saturday atChampaign. The Illini have a fairlygood record this season and theirequality with the Maroons is clearlyevidenced by the fact that they bare¬ly sunk Iowa, an aggregation whichChicago overcome by only one point.When the Maroon water polo teambattle's Illinois, a real scrap is in view.Both outfits are tied for the B-g Tentitle and are determined to “do ordie.” Chicago has a slight edge ac¬cording to comparative scores, butthe purple and gold has been reinforc¬ed by several new' men because of tbestart of the semester.Another Maroon team will engagein an important fight when the grap-(Continued on page 6)MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40 - People on the Stage - 40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. s°'ctt?£G0/TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONEO'UphCAAm, (SXAjCAJuJCVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY'S?JUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING’HYDE PARK. BLVBLACKSTONEALL THIS WEEK“R O C O C O”an exquisite stage specialty portraying the Franceof Henry IVGEORGE GIVOTthe collegiate wise-crackerTHE ORIOLE ORCHESTRAALBERT E. SHORT and his 30 SymphonyArtists- - on the screen - -“SENSATION SEEKERS”an exciting romancewith BILLY DOVE - HUNTLEY GORDONGet ’Iere by 3:30 and See The Entire Show at aBargain Price Visitors To Put Perfect TeamOn Court Against Maroon FiveProbable LineupsChicago—ZimmermanFarwellSackettMcDonoughHoerger LFRFCRGLG —MichiganHarriganOoosterbaanMcCoyChambersPetrieBy Vic RoterusThe Michigan five, who are thepeople’s choice for the Big Tenchampionship, will exhibit tomorrownight in what the I-M guns andspikes left of Bartlett. The vener¬able old hall will also contain Nor-gren’s Maroons and as many citizensas it can hold.There are a number of reasonswhy Michigan should be the popularchoice for title honors. In the firstplace they are extremely good. Sec¬ondly there seem to be traditions inthe Big Ten concerning champion¬ships. They are: (1) That the gymchampionships go to Chicago, and(2) that all others go to Michigan.Although it is more than probablethat Norgren’s outfit will be plucked,the game should be well worth thetime. The visitors have a team whichis about as tall anc^. foxy as they go.They are all excellent shots, exceptfor Ooosterbaan and Harrigan whoare better than that. They can alldribble and pass. Furthermore theyhave floor presence, they are calmand they know how to do the rightthing at the right time. Otherwisethey are an ordinary lot of players.What has won them more games than anything else is their work un¬der the basket. This they have downto a perfection. Oosterbaan, who forsome reason is rather well known inMinneapolis, particularly excels atthis type of offense. At Ann Arbor,McDonough and Hoerger like every¬one else, were unable to cope withit, but on the Bartlett plankingsthese guards are usually able to takecare of themselves. Anyhow it shouldbe an interesting game.(Continued on page 6)FACULTY RACE ONEOF CARNIVAL SIGHTSAfter being scorned and rebuked formonths by the faculty, the studentbody at last meets with an opportun¬ity to find fault with certain chosenmembers of the teaching body . Theopportunity—Faculty 50 yd. dash;Place—Bartlett Gym, Occasion—TheWinter Carnival; Contestants—R. V.Merrill, C. O. Molander, A. A. Stagg,Jr., Jerry Fisher, Nels Norgrcn. Ev¬eryone is a former Maroon athlete, aC man.R & KHave You Seenthat hot line of Neck¬wear we are showing?It’s in the BuggyRexford & Kelder>• lift}' 1*725 Jackson Blvd. East7 th FloorMaking Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN'SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Str .at STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5000Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 1927OkA Mfoistle Exam Schedule forQuarter AnnouncedFinal examinations for the winterquarter will be held as follows:TO MY LITTLE LADY WITH THESOUTHERN ACCENTA symphony of sunlight on dewyrose petals,a trickle of melody in the clang ofthe city,a sonata of odors from some secret Ibower. 8:00 o’clock classes, Thursday, Mar.17-8:00-10:00 A. M.9:00 o'clock classes—Friday, Mar.18-8:00-10:00 A. M.10:00 o’clock classes Wednesday,Mar. 16-8:00-10:00 A. M.11:00 o’clock classes, Wednesday,Mar. 16, 2:00-4:00 P. M.12:30 o’clock classes, Friday, Mar.18-2:00-4:00 P. M.the rhapsody of a cephyr in the wavyheat of the desert,the song of silence throbbing from astarry sky,they tell me She is a womanof earthly pain-born flesh, 1:30 o’clock classes Thursday, Mar.17—11:00 A. M.-1 00 P. M.2:30 o’clock classes. Friday, Mar.18—11:00 A. M.-l :00 P. M.3:30 o’clock classes, Thursday. Mar.17-2:00-4:00 A.. M.4:30 o’clock classes. Wednesday,Mar. 16—4:30-6:30 A. M. ISAFFORD, ARIZONARECEIVES FIRSTOF WGI INVITES(Continued front sports page)pling proteges of Coach Torres willbattle Northwestern for ninth placehere Saturday. Chicago downed by theWildcats in a close meet early in theseason, has improved very much sinceand will undoubtedly put a stiff scrap.VISITORS TO PUT PER¬FECT TEAM ON COURT(Continued from sports page)Both teams will have one moregame to play. Michigan entertainsIowa at Ann Arbor Monday, andat sometime next Saturday one ofthe clever Maroon players will say.“We are here, at Lafayette.”CLASSIFIEDtempting in turn for more pain,yet, I cannot tee Her—know Her.She is a voice—the she they know, merely lives andmovesto create Her music.—Gene W.THIS is the time of year wheneveryone ask3 everyone else what totake next quarter. Along this line,the most ironic thing that ever hap¬pened to us took place last yearwhen we were advising a girl abouta certain course. “Don’t take it,”we said (to quote ourselves verba¬tim), “The subject-matter of thecourse is perfectly all right, but theprof is terrible. His lectures are asdry as the inside of an electric lightbulb, and not only that, but he nev¬er wears a clean shirt or collar; hishair is always messy: and hi? Li:sforever soi^p-stained. Don’t takehim!!” She looked at us sorrowfully,and with the most woebegone expres¬sion in the world replied. “I have to.He’s my Father! !”That’s Why the Shanty and Gar¬goyles Are Closed Then!Dear GeoG:The University of Denver decreesthat—“All Sorority Houses Must BeClosed at Eight O’clock On MondayNights, So That Campus Men CanAttend Their Fraternity Meetings!’’—ArgyFind Out What’s Inside Their Ap¬ples and the Job Is Yours!GeoG:I hereby offer my services in find¬ing Marjolaine. I was the girl whodiscovered what they put in the fillingj{ the bookstore sandwiches!—ParalellogramMY HEARTI wear my neart upon my sleeveSo everyone can see it;And if I’m gay or’if I grieveI’m always sure to be it!It was so gay and debonair,For red becomes me greatly.Then I did flaunt it, flaming there.Exposed inordinately.No wonder that the people stare;No longer do I flaunt it,For it is quiv-ring, bleeding thereFor one who doesn’t want it.—Blue RoseARGY reports that after the meet¬ing of the newly-organized “SlowClub” three A. T. O.’s went over andtook some of the girls out. Trying tobalance their recreation, huh boys?The Class Will Meet In Stagg FieldGeoG:Tell Prof. Joransoi that the GreatGerman Pilgrimage of 1064-65 was alarge event but he ain’t heard nothingyet. When Phil Allen opens his dooron March 29th a new pilgrimage willbe underway. Why the merrie boysand girls will come through the doorin lines of fours. The whole footballteam is signed up and at this writingonly two baseball players are holdingout! Father Allen—we’ll be there!—Lord LloydWE have received news that thepoem we ran last week about “Cig¬arettes, etc., by Ruth of Omaha, isa direct plagiarism (if there is theway the word is spelled) Wf apol¬ogize. I BURCHELL LECTURESON MUSSOUNI RULE(Continued from page 1) *American Society, has as a foundationpersonal contact with the dictatorhimself as well as an intensive studyof life in Italy. His talks are a partof a nation-wide tour which has theofficial endorsement of Mussolini. TYPING neatly done.' Will callfor and deliver. C. Martin, Atlantic3270.WANTED—College graduates ofgood character and pleasing person¬ality to sell wonderful office special¬ty. Immediate income and repeatorders develops into large perman¬ent income. Full time work. 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Your pro¬fessors will appreciate the clean-cut, legible writing and thechances are this appreciation willbe reflected in the marks you get.Remington Portable is the port¬able. It is the smallest, lightest,and most compact machine withfour - row standard keyboard.Handiest, fastest, most depend¬able, and simplest to operate.Weighs 8/4 pounds net. Can bebought for as little as $10 downand $5 mo1 •UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOK STOREREMINGTON TYPEWRITER COMPANYConsumers Bldg., 220 S. State St. Chicago"For we are very lucky, with a lampbefore the door,And Leerie stops to light it as he lightsso many more.""The Lamplighter ’*Robert Louie Stevenson flhe.^amplighfer/^OOD old Leerie, the lamp-lighter, worked cheerfullyto make the streets bright. Andthe lamps sputtered a friendlyglow into the darkness.The citizens of the country havetaken Leerie’s job. They are thelamplighters of today, and theyspend 3 \ cents of each tax dollarthat their streets may be bright.Good street lighting means. more flourishing business sec¬tions, safe traffic, convenience,and protection.Leerie, the faithful, has gone—but streets still need lighting.And in whatever communitiescollege men and women electto live, they should take a livelyinterest in civic improvements—including street lighting.G-E products help lightthe world, haul its peopleand goods, turn the wheelsof industry, and lessen la¬bor in the home. Whetheron MAZ£A lamps, or onlarge or tiny motors, or onthe multitude of othermeans of electrical service,you will find the G-Emonogram wherever yougo.720-49DHGENERAL ELECTRICV E N E R A l ELECTRIC COMPANY SCHENECTADY NEW YORK—GEO-Gmisit Carnival I oclose at 10:40.DIES SUDDENLYVol. 27 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 1927WHKI1IT?b'Getn&MwgpnstmiCarnivals, it seems, are the thing.There’s the New Orleans Mardi Gras,very near future. But that doesn’t(or instance, an affair scheduled for thecount, what with a carnival right hereand now for the little boys and girls.This one, incidentally, aims to see a realcarnival spirit realited-not, perhaps, inthe minds of the loyal frat boys luredfrom the security of the hearth to puffCamels around twenty-six curves of thetrack during a mile, run presumably forthe glory of the organization, but atleast in those who come to watch. Andthere’s no particular reason why thespectators’ spirits should not be festive.For, have they nothing more strenuousto do in the program of the eveningthan to compete in the athletic affairs^ for 10:40 and the Reynold Club.'So why, 1 repeat, should they not leelwell in participating, as spectators, inthe carnival?* * *If people didn’t have a good time atthe carnival, of course, a good deal ofwork by Doc Molander, John Howe andthe rest of the boys will have gone (theway they look at it, anyway) for naught.For the carnival chiefs have tried tomake this year’s carnival conducive to agood time, if that is possible at any in¬tramural function. Up to a few yearsago nobody ever had the idea that intra¬mural gatherings were good for anythingmuch than to give some of the collegeboys a much-needed shower now andthen. Nobody saw sermons in stones,or in the doing of the Intramural De¬partment. The thing was taken rathermuch for granted, and nobody saw fitto say much about H. But nowadaysthe Intramural organization, and moreparticularly its carnival, has “a message .This, given more or less roughly, in¬cludes the ideas of sending the collegeboys home happy from intramural af¬fairs, whether the boys indulge in themor (as you in tKe stands are doing)passively; (b) getting over the programof better conditions for the so-called"independent”, who has gone in for intranmrals heavily; (c) to get a Union ■like the one at Michigan—for the uni¬versity, and more particularly or t enon-fraternity element; and (d) gettinga college spirit out here on the Midway,where it is needed.* * *All this, as I have pointed out herebefore, is laudable in the extreme. • nother people, as well as the intramuralauthorities and I, are beginning to atmit it. And not only that, but theyare beginning to come out and look intothe affairs of the department now andthen, and to evince a mild interest (itis "form” for the collegian ofparts to be mild in whatever heAnd in doing this—in being herefor instance, along with thetne actual competitions—the boys andigrls are effecting something else thatihe carnival chiefs seek, for the gof the commonwealth: i.e., getting thelong heard of, but never seen FieldHouse. The direct good time of the oc¬casion, however, is. more certain of fu -fillment than the Filde House, the Union,or any of the other more or lessidealistic ends sought for by the Intra¬mural Department. For one thing,there’s the faculty sprint r*'f, f*,!*t”r..igsuch fellows as Lonny Stagg, Nels Nor-gren, and the staid Head Marshall othe University, Mr. Robert V. Merri .This, unless I miss my guess, will beworth the simple prive of admission. Andeven if it isn’t there’s the idea that, it sonly two bits and lost oi swell thingsmay come of it anyway. i - lRAMURAL CARNIVAL HERE!CALL OFF DANCE,STOP ACTIVITIESUNTIL TUESDAYHeart Disease CausesUnexpected DeathAt 10:15Harry Pratt Judson, president emeritusof the University, died this morning atthe Del Prado Hotel, where he made hisresidence. Death came unexpectedly,following an indisposition that had con¬fined him to his bed since Monday, butwhich was not thought to be serious, al¬though Dr. Wilbur E. Post, his attend¬ing physician, had visited Dr. Judsonearlier in the morning and found himwithout change. At 10 o’clock Dr.Judson’s condition became suddenlyworse, and he died at 10:15. Death'wascaused by coronary thrombosis, a heartdisease.Mrs. Judson and daughter, Mrs. AliceGeveland Laing, wife of Dean GordonJ. Laing of the University, survive.All undergraduate activities on thecampus will be suspended until after thefuneral. Services will be held Mondayafternoon, at 3 o’clock, in the JosephBond Chapel, on the campus. The Rev.Charles W. Gilkey, pastor of the HydePark Baptist Church, and a trustee ofthe University, will conduct the services.Burial will be at Oak Woods Cemetery.All University work will be suspendedat 2:30 o’clock Monday afternoon.Because of Dr. Judson’s death, theIntramural Frolic, which was planned totake place in the Reynolds Gub imme¬diately following the Carnival, has beencalled off.SportologyBy Tom StephensonOur PredictionsBasketball Game—Delta Upsilon, 23,Sigina Nu 19.Carnival—1 don’t know, D. U.?* * *Q. and A. DepartmentQUESTION—Are H. Changnon, whois wrestling in the 157 pound class ofthe wrestling finals, and E. Changnon,in the 175 pound class, brothers?—Marjoline.ANSWER—Certanly not. If theywere brothers they would fighting eachother.WOMEN'S HEADEllen Hartman, Chairman of theWomen’s committee was responsible forthe interest and the enthusiasm roused. in the campus women for this carnival.J lier committee was composed of repre-| sentatives from the various women’s( clubs on campus. HELMSMEN OF THE EVENINGDoc Molander Harry HageyDoc Molander has a pet idea behindall of his athletic work: that of gaininga Union club house on the local campus,which will draw both Greeks and non-Greeks to its environs. He organized has managed tne carnival thnis the third annual carnivalis largely responsible for the recordentry of more than 400 contestants inthe intramural department three years thc eventS( a numbcr far exceeding anyago. previous enfy.John Howe Arnold JohnsonJohn Howe, general manager of In¬tramural athletics, has been runningaround campus for weeks making surethat the grand climax of the intramuralseason would include a greater entry listthan ever before and that the finalnight would crash through as.planned. Arnold Johnson, intra-mural fallsports manager, has lost pounds ofweight helping to put across this year’sprogram. He has been holding downjobs around the intra-mural office eversince his Freshman year and last yearmanaged the Intra-mural Carnival.Here Is Schedule of Events andParticipants in Bartlett s CircusThe following is the schedule forthis evening:7:10 Opening of festivities by theCarnival Trumpeters, followed by ov¬ertures by the University of Chicagoband, Mr. Emmett Wilson, Conductor.7:20 Finals, 50-yard Dash (I-M)—Kinney, Scherubel, Palusch, Root,Johnson.7:22 Finals, 50-yard Dash (V. P.)—Meadows, Cody, Smith, Libby,Gleason.7:24 Fat Men’s Race, 50 yards. Neff,Aronson, Parker, Eichenberry, Clark.7:26 Mile Run (I-M).7:32 Fraternity Sing.7:37 Wrestling Finals, 117 pounds(I-M)—Landis vs. Lewis.7:38 Boxing Finals, 115 pounds.Levins vs. winner of Steadman vs.McCarthy match.7:39 Leap Frog Rrace, 50 yards.Gellspan, Webbman, Greeman, Wein¬stein, Bercov.7:41 Gym Dancing Act by Y. M.C. A. College, directed by Mr. J. G.Hoffer.7:46 Mile Run (V. F.).7:52 Wrestling Finals, 127 pounds(I-M)—Einstein vs. Winfrey.7:53 Boxing Finals, 125 pounds.Goldman vs. Winning.7:54 Finals 50-yard Low Hurdles(I-M)—Root, Wilson, Alger, Basset,Scherubel.7:56 Club Swinging by Burton Mc-Roy.Eight O’Clock8:0- Fraternity Sing. Changnoji vs. Mathews.8:05 Wrestling Finals, 160 pounds.8:06 Boxing. Finals, 185 pounds.(I-M)—Metxenburg vs. Gessas.8:07 Finals, 50-yard Low' Hurdle(V. F.)—Hayden, Smith, Kennedy,Klein, Spence.8:09 Fencing Exhibitions by U. ofC. Fencing Team.8:12 Graduate Relay Race. AcaciaGrads, Delta Chi Grads, Blackstones,C. T. S. Divinity, Gamma Eta Gamma.8:20 Wrestling Finals, 147 (I-M) —Wilson vs. Gidwitz.(Continued on page 2)Faculty Gains InBig Event TonightDo you remember the exams yourprof gave you last week? Or areyou still smarting under the humilia¬tion of that time he unmercifullyquizzed you on “stuff” you hadneglected to study? Now is your timeto get even with him and turn thelaugh upon his own dignified person¬age.Tdnight your prof, and the otherfellow’s instructor, will amuse thecrowd in various competitive events.The Greek shark will be up againstthe chemistry authority, but thistime it will be brawn not orain thatcounts. If you want to have a reallaugh, watch “faculty facilitate fu ATHLETIC REVUE OPENS THIRDANNUAL CIRCUS NIGHT; ADDMANY NOVELTIES TO PROGRAMSix Men in IntramuralDept. Responsiblefor CarnivalSix men deserve most of the creditand have done most of the work inputting over the third Athletic Car¬nival.“Doc" Molander, as every oneknows, is one of the chief factors inthe growing success of the carnival.Harry Hagey, General Chairman, isstudent head of the carnival, and hasworked untiringly to put it throughHe started in Intramurals as a fresh¬man.John Howe and his assitant, JohnMeyer, are another pair who have donea lot. Besides his position as Intra¬mural Manager, Howe is a marshall,past president of the Junior Class,chairman of the Editorial Board ofthe Maroon, and a host of other posi¬tions. He is a Delta Chi. Meyer hastoo many honors to mention. He ispresident of ’27 and a Psi U-Arnold Johnson, Kappa Sigma, isFall Sports Manager, one of the im¬portant Intramural jobs. He is con¬nected with Blackfriars and the In¬terscholastic. Weddell is a Phi Psiand is in a lot of honorary campusactivities. He holds the position ofCarnivals and Publicity Manager.CARNIVAL TO SHOWPLACE OF UNION ONCAMPUS—MOLANDERDoc Molander hopes to prove to theUniversity at his Intramural Carnivaltonight the need of more satisfactory ar¬rangements to care for the social andathletic interests of the non-fraternitymen on campus.He has proposed and propagated adefinite union or club for the non-Greekswhich would afford them “a concreteassociation that would brighten theirlives here at school.” Such a club-likeorganization is in existence at Michigan,Illinois, and other "Big Ten Schools. Itis his opinion that the Reynolds Gubis not adequate to the needs of the non¬fraternity men.FEATURE'S HEADJoe BarronJoe Barron had charge of providingfeatures for this circus. He’s the rea¬son that the faculty members are doingtheir stuff, that the Blackfriars chorusis present, and that you are kept in goodhumor by the events going on about Dance in Reynolds ClubEnds Entertainmentof EveningThe third annual Intramural Carni¬val is here!Starting with a blare of trumpetsannouncing the beginning of the ath¬letic revue of the participants in thecarnival, and endig with the strains of“Home, Sweet Home,” by the CampusMaroons, events will follow one an¬other on a timed schedule, providinga spectacle such as has never beenproduced at one time and in one placebefore.Hagey Is ManagerUnder the leadership of Harry Hagey, Carnival Manager, and the spon¬sorship of “Doc” Molander. JohnHowe, John Meyer, Arnold Johnson,and William Weddell, the men of theUniversity have co-operated to stakea gala night comparable to none thathas been staged at the University.Boxing matches, wrestling matches,gymnastic acts, races, basketballgames, fencing bouts, fraternity songs,band music, orchestra music, dancing—all of the conceivable winter attrac¬tions have been brought toegther thatthe University at large might get aglimpse of the tremendous influencethe Intramural department is exertingon campus.Many FeaturesFeatures such as dances by theBlackfriars chorus, an exhibition bythe Y. M. C. A. college gym team, afaculty race, a fat man’s race willtake place between the athletic eventsto provide added interest. Finally, tocomplete the evening, a dance is sched¬uled tc take place in both lounges ofthe Reynolds Club.VARSITY, FRIARS,JOIN FORCES NOWCooperation is the keyword of the In¬tramural Carnival, and if it is as suc¬cessful as advance plans and predictionsforecast, it will be due to that reasonabove all others.Outside of the regular events sche¬duled, such as the races, and the variousinterfraternity contests, the Universityfencing team, the wrestling team, thegymnastic team, the track team, and theboxing team have consented to put onexhibitions. Joe Barron’s BlackfriarsDancing class will give a sample of thework it is doing, and the women of theUniversity will take part in making theevening a success, under Ellen Hartman.Dancing in ReynoldsTo Follow CarnivalWell, when the athletic eventsare all over and you feel likestretching your weary limbs awhile, trot over to Reynolds Clubwhere you can dance to yourheart’s content.Both lounges will be open fordancing from 10:30 till 12:30.George Jones, well-known CampusMaroons, are supplying the music,which is to be ’’broadcast” throughloud-speakers in both rooms. Allyou have to do is supply the date,and for the insignificant sum oftwenty-five cents you will be al¬lowed two straight Tiours of danc¬ing.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 4. 1927LIST PARTICIPANTSON THE PROGRAM 8:36 Finals High Hurdles (V-F)—Kennedy, Smith, Hayden, SpenceBennett8:38 Exhibition Race High Hurdler.Dan Kinsey and Clarence Brickm.an.8:40 Gym exhibition U. of C. Fresh¬man gymnasts.8:42 Finals, 30-yard Run (I-M)—Krueger, O’Hara, Morgenstern, John¬son, Kinney, Erickson, Norton, Kelly.8:46 Finals, 440-yard Run (V-F).8:49 Wrestling Finals, Heavy¬weights. Budlong vs. Rodens.8:50 Boxing Finals, 175 pounds (I- M)—Hollinger vs. Chagnian.8:51 Three-Legged Race, 50 yards-8:54 Equilibristic Novelty by JoeBarron.Nine O’clock9:00 Fraternity sing, piano.'9:04 Wrestling Finals, 177 pounds(I-M>;9:05 Boxing Finals, Heavyweight(I-M). *9:06 Faculty Race, 50 yards. R. V.Merrill, Jerome Fisher, Nelson Nor-gren, C. O. Molander, A. A. Stagg, Jr.9:08 D. U, “Four.” 9:12 880-yard Run (V-F)— Burk,Steer, Masonf“Boynton, Wolf, (>],..Ingwersen, Vaughan.9:16 Challenge Heavyweight Box¬ing Bout. 5$r.9:17 Challenge Heavyweight Wres¬tling Bout. ^9:18 600-yard Run (I-M).9:21 Varsity-Frosh Relay.*. « * r - -'-V9:24 Freshman Gymnasts, TumblingAct-9:34 Tap Dancing, Blackfriars Cliorus.. ■ - '1 -ftFOUNDED IN 1901 (Continued from page 1)8:21 Boxing Finals, 1:45 pounds(I-M)—Emerson vs. Phaelzer.8:22 Sack Race by 9:15 Gym Class,Test, Greeman, Winning, Gelbspan,Webbman.8:24 Finals. Intra-Mural Relay.Delta Sigma Phi, Psi-XJpsilon, DeltaUpsilon, Sigma Chi, Phi Pi Phi.8:30 Fratrnity Sing.8:34 Wrestling Finals, 137 pounds.fHR OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters hy The Dally Maroon Company. Subaerlptlan rates:SS.M per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single coplea, five cants each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Poatofflce. 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NeubauerFred Kretschmer.Robert Maasey —Ralph Stitt .—News EditorNews EditorNews Editor...Junior Editor— Junior Editor-Assistant Sports Editor—Assistant Sports Editor—Assistant Sports Editor—- —Day EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay Editor— Sophomore Editor— Sophomore Editor Woodlawn LutheranChurchKoehnAi WiddiheidMadge Child-..Roselle F. MossBetty McGee.Robert SternVictor Roterus Hyde Park Congreg*tional Church KENWOOD AVX. AT 64TO ST.“Where Tea*re a Stranger Only Oaee.”C. E. Paulas, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship with Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:46 p. m.—Luther League, ledby H. Juigmeyer: “How to UaoLent**Robert Fisher.Leonard bridges Joseph KlitxnerRobert KleinMyron Fulrath-.Jack McBradyWallace Nelson . WBV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D.REV. ALFRED NKWBERYMilton Mayer....—.George Morgenstern.Katnryn Sandmeyer.Harriett Harris WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterTel. Fairfax >624„ Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.11 A. M., Communion Serviceand Reception of MembersYoung People’s Meeting at6 P., M.7:30, Motion Picture: “MartinLuther,** in Church Auditorium.A WELCOME FOR YOU!Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall Davis. Minister.10 A. M. Student Classes in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—“Father, Say On.**5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society7:30 P. M. “Father, Forgive.**ARMS AND THE CARNIVAL St Paul’s Church7:46 p. m.—Evening Worship.YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME Partah Office: 4946 Dorchmtcr Avenu*T«L Oakiaad SIMREV. GEORGE H. THOMASRE,r. R. B. GROBB8unday linfawHoly Communion. 8:06 a. m.Church School Barrio* ISO a aMoraine Service, 11:06 a. m.Young People’! Supper, 6:80 p. m.Braulag Service. 7:4$ p. m.WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ARMS?” cried the queen.And Ben Hur replied, “At the galleys' oar/' as he muscieahis four plunging racers over a fallen cnariot to maintain a spec¬tacular momentum in his geat race for life.Tonight the men in the Intramural Carnival may not be ableto outpace tne Araoian chargers of Den Hur, nor may tney com¬pare tneir biceps to Ben's bulges but tney will oe good men anusteady. Intramural athletics at the University ot Chicago winhave completed tnree years of organized existence, and tne Car¬nival will present not only a cross-section of the Department'sactivities but to an extent it will present men who are a productof Intramural competition.The program tonight will be an attempt to entertain thewhole University. Intramural Carnivals at other schools in themiddle west are the biggest events of the season. The Carnivalspirit really prevails. The University of Chicago’s approxima¬tion of a Roman carnival and a Greek Olympic meet should be atest of whether or not the University is susceptible to the Car¬nival idea. St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. aft 46th StKing D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, Jan 16,192711:00 A. M. “The Rudeness of Jesus.”8:00 P. M. “The Ideal Husband.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH Chicago EthicalSocietyA non ecetarian religion, society to fosterthe knowledge, love aad practice ef therightTHE STUDHBAKER THEATRE41S S. Mkhigaa AvenueSUNDAY, MARCH 6, at 11 A. M.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak oa*SHAKESPEARE’S “OTHELLO**AND THE PSYCHOLOGYOF JEALOUSYAH seats freeViators cordially welcome-.“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea;social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Sr Not AfratitTo speak the truth kindly, to take a stand firmly, to hold thatstand valuably.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts11:00 A. M.—Morning WorshipYoung Peoples Church1 Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour7:00 p. m.-*—Discussion Groups—Young Women’s Club.Undergraduate Club for wo*-men.Men’s Club.Subject: “Translating the OldTestamentLeader: J. M. P. Smith, Pro¬fessor of Old Testament,Divinity School, Universityof Chicago.8:00 p. m.—Evening Service8:46 p. m.—Home Parties.HUMANIZING A COLLEGE EDUCATION Disciples of ChristUniversity An, and 67th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES, MinisterBASIL F. WISE. Director of MusicSermon March 6, “The Soul andthe Self’First of a Series of LentenSermons.Wranglers: Supper 5:46. Threeplays will be read nnder thedirection of Miss Jo Deatherage. St Paul’s On TheMidway(Universalis ts)60th and DorchusturL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7 ,00 p. m.—Discussion GroupTHE GOOD ACTOR is he who creates a character so realisti¬cally that he makes it impossible for one to view it with in¬difference. Dennis King is making Francois Villon one of themost fascinating among poets. Crystal Hearn portrays Craig’sWife with such force that her audiences stiffen with hatred al¬most as soon as she enters the stage. These characters are unfor¬gettable. They are intensely alive. Craig’s wife is no phantom ofthe imagination. She exists.The instructors who capture the interest of their studentshave something of this dramatic ability to give a creation of themind, soul and body. The man who breathes life into history,who brings philosophy down from the realm of metaphysics andepistomology and into the arena of human interests and passions,who gives the physical sciences a significance to persons im¬mersed in practical affairs of every day life, who makes sociologya stimulating game revealing the absorbing variety of human ac¬tivity and the nature of human nature, who can point out ro¬mance in words themselves, confessions of human thought,arouses some kind of reaction in the student. He makes passivereceptivity impossible. The sleepy student finds that his atten¬tion is demanded not invited.Is not this, rather than physical contact, the- essential natureof that “personal relationship with the instructor” so much cov¬eted by the students? The man who reveals the secret of his mostabsorbing interest cannot avoid revealing something of his owncharacter. ERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15Senator Smith W.BOOKHART‘Frantic Fanners and ComplacentCityitea”Questions from the AudienceThis Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—Subject, “The Appeal ofJesus.'*Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject—“Protestantism, Whither Bound?'*Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty •fourth StreetCHARLES A GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoys—A Worshipful Morning Service at 11:00 A M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWN