500 will partic¬ipate in the I-MCarnivalnight. Friday Campus will seeauthor - actor startomorrow.Vol. 27. No. 87. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2, 1927WHAT OFIT?fyGeorgeMngenshMr. 'emknutc Rockne, the eminentDame football coach (rankeda* least as eminent Mr. Hugh,t,mV celebrated First Ten), hashd sonic plans for the comingwhich Mr. Walter Eckersalll„ ,tu stoic Mr. Rockne retains hisM-jj-jd calm and refuses t«i feel any--will make the game more in-Testing,” and “produce plays morepuzzling” than anything brought intolight of day so far. Mr. Rockne.will recall, was one of the hard--t lot of all the coaches by the leg-dation of the Rules Board last win-when that solemn tribunal ran theUnit play out of the lot. But Mr.Rockne was not to be deterred in bisio'ii' business of bringing winning,-levens to old South Bend. He was.,an of resource, and he ^pent the [ AUTHOR TO STARIN KENNEDY PLAYHERE TOMORROWFree Tickets For “TheAdmiral” ReadyTodayFree tickets for the Charles RannKennedy play, “The Admiral,” maybe obtained in the President’s officetoday and tomorrow. The play willbe presented gratis in Leon Mandelhall tomorrow night and the entirestudent body is invited.The cast is composed of actors ofwell-known repute. Charles RannKennedy, dramatist, author, and ac¬tor is the versatile and accomplish¬ed head of the troupe which has beenbrought here at considerable ex¬pense by the William Vaughn Moo¬dy fund. Margaret Gage and EdithWynne Matthison. the other mem¬bers of the cust, have received rec¬ommendations by some of the lead¬ing periodicals and newspapers ofAmerica.“The Admiral” is a cornedv of the American Over ZealousIn Exposing Ballot BoxFrauds, Forum ObjectsIn an attempt to reveal all ir¬regularities in city elections, theC hicago Evening American fasteneda critical glance upon the Univer¬sity of Chicago and the Freshmanelections.According to the American, theFreshman Forum officially at theirmeeting yesterday attacked theclass election, accusing the success¬ful candidate o^ having his fratern¬ity brothers make the count, andsaying that the Board of Manage¬ment sttilTed the ballot box.Donald Rosenthal, president ofthe organization, reports that theForum approves erf the Freshmanelections, and that the man quoted,by the American, Frank Logen-herry, supposed secretary of theclub, does not exist as far as mem¬bership in the Freshman Forum isconcerned. GREEKS MEET INANNUAL BRIDGETILT TOMORROWDygert and Fried ManageElimination Tourneyfor Championship“What to do with a new' world?”Delegate CampiisWomen to ArouseCarnival Interestline winter evenings putting his head I,i hands together to dope a new Year 1492> (lealin» w.th the question,• ,lan of action for the coming cam-aign. And. like the older King Can- jntc he feels himself now ready toJw out statements to the press.* * * .•*It >cems that the smartest one Mr.Ruckne has figured out is a play inwhich a lot of emphasis will he placedn -one man being in motion towardhi' own goal when the hall is puti play." In fact. Mr. Rockne thinks• this player could run hack to his own-mil line if necessary ” This startling■inovation, it is Mr. Fckersall’s ideaistill feeling for Mr. Rockne), willtend towards revolutionising football,it i' so unexpected, you know. Now.I have been witching Conferencethall for a long lime, and T have a'ingttlarh retentive memory. In 1918II do not hesitate for a moment ontl date so true are my pilot chartsdn Harbors of Memory). Mr. Stagghad a noble Liberian halfback andI named Clovis Fouche—the samei performed, after some years ab-at end last season, but in those• <!a\s comparatively young and«>f toot. And the trickiest of Mr.* formations during the 19181 - i was one in which the saiddurian halfback, Clovis, sprint-ther and yon all over the field•he hall was snapped. It ishat the well known phrase per-• i color, “a fast black.” sprang:’i it 11 observers watching Mr.■ do his tearing. Which may In order to arouse enthusiasm andspirit necessary to the proper suc¬cess of the Intramural Garnival tobe held Friday at 7 at Bartlett, cam¬pus women, both as individuals andas organizations have been enlistedto co-operate with the men’s commit¬tee.Twenty-five women have been se¬lected to sell candy and programs atthe affair. W. A. A. and Sign ofthe Sickle have volunteered to man¬age the candy and punch booths.Maroon banners draped about thebooths in the foyer of Bartlett willcarry out the decorative scheme inthe gym, as well.Women selling programs and candyhave been requested to meet EllenHartman tomorrow at .2:30 in Cobb110. SCHEVILL DROPSACTIVETEACHINGRemains on Faculty as Non-Resident Professor The boys at the eating clubs willbe busy these days “no-trumping,”“doubling on general principles,”“passing,” “renigging,” and “redoub¬ling” in preparation for the inter¬fraternity bridge tournament whichstarts tomorrow.This form of competition, underthe management of Togo Dygert andStanley Fried, has been supervisedby the inter-fraternity council forthe last three years.This year’s matches are to startMarch 3, and are to be run off ac¬cording to standard fraternity rules.* Each match is to consist of two rub¬bers, and the winner of the greatestnumber of points. The contest win¬ner will be determined by the processof elimination, the trophy beingawarded to the team surviving thecompetition.Dr# Ferdinand Schevill, Professorof Modern European history at theUniversity, has recently made publichis resignation from the active pro¬fessorship to take effect Oct. 1. Sinceit is his desire to continue his re¬search work in the field of Europeanhistory, he will remain a non-resi¬dent profpssor, maintaining his pres¬ent affiliation with the institution.Dr. Schevill is widely Known as anauthority on Medieval and Modern| History. He has written numerous| hooks ,one of the most recent beinghis “History of Europe”PROF. SMITH, JOHNMEYER CONTRIBUTETO GRAD MAGAZINEnifial of all this may b» that■ kno hasn’t bobbed up withso awfully new after all.may point to jtlw value ofi n "-agenting. It was just such' the one Mr. Rockne has fig-1 ii‘. one presumes, that put the"i South Bent! in Mr. Fuller-hirst Ten smart fellows, andof them that relegated Amos' Stagg to the Second Ten.are some of us who still re-’a her the Old Man’s speech at the"ai Banquet of 1023, In thatMr. Stagg-pointed out the factthe team that season was not do-well .and that some of the more1 eel alumni were putting it downlack of good plays. From that>>ing the Old Man went on to"tit that it was plays which hed had developed more than abefore that were enablingRoekne’s current Notre Dame’’lie to swing nobly along, and"hat counted was the material.• ill again, with an undistinguish-‘luad. Mr. Stagg again had the"imded attack of the Conference11 Apparently, what the Old Manis a little advertising, and I■ henceforth make it a point to’net my brother, the good public- Articles by T. V. Smith of the Phil¬osophy departnv nt and by John Mcv-j »r. president of the senior c’ass, will' nopcar in the March number of theUniversity of Chicago Magazine, thealumni publication,Meyer is writing of the work of theUndergraduate extension board, andexplaining the work of that organiza¬tion,. which is to endeavor to attractstudents to the University.Prof. Smith tells of the experienceswhich led to the writing of his late-thook, “The Democratic Way of Life.”He tells of his life in a University of Carl Haessler andProfessor DouglasDebate Communism•Mr. Carl Haessler, editor of the Fed¬erated Press, will take the affirmativeside of the question “Is CommunismPracticable in the United States5’’ inopposition to Professor Paul H. Doug¬las. of the Department of Economics•in the University at a meeting of theLiberal Club tomorrow night at 7:45in Harper M 11.Mr. Haessler, a well known radi¬cal. is editor of a news service forlabor papers. He refused to fight dur¬ing the war, and thereby spent sometime at Leavenworth.Honor Dr. WatsonAt Party SaturdayMembers of the faculty, graduatestudents. and altunni of the Psychol¬ogy department will attend a partyin hbnor of Dr. J. ii. Watson, notedbehavioristic psychologist and lectur¬er in the New School for Social Re¬search in New York. Saturday even- Women Vote ForGroup Heads atIda Noyes TodayStudents who wish to cast theirvotes for officers for W. A. A., Fed¬eration, and Y. W. C. A. must do sobefore 4 today, in the foyer of TdaNoyes. There are just tw'o candi¬dates up for each office, so the muchdiscussed hare system will not beused.The candidates for offices in Y.W. C. A. are: president, Gertrud*Holmes and Frances Holt; vice-pres¬ident, Rebekeh Green and MarianMiller; secretary, Frances Kendalland Dorothy Low; treasurer, Edwar-da Williams and Jeanette Butler.W. A. A. nominees for presidentare: Annette Allen and1 GundrunEgeberg; vice-president, Louise Mo-jonnier and Carolyn Teetzel; secre¬tary, Bertha Heimerdinger and AnnPort; treasurer, Irene Rothschild andMarcelle Vennema.FOUR TOUR AGENCIESLOCATE ON CAMPUSTO BOOK STUDENTSRepresentatives of the HollandAmerican steamship line, the GageTour, the Raymond Whitcomb line,and the Bureau of University Travelcan !>e found at the information bu¬reau from five to six o'clock everyTuesday and Thursday to give in¬formation concerning student toursthis summer.Texas dormitory and calls it an ideal | ing on the second floor of Ida Noyesdemocratic community. ' hall.Frankenstein Finds Giannini Good,But Disapproves Choice of SongsBy Alfred V. FrankensteinWhen Dusolina Giannini steppedupon the stage at Mandel hall yester¬day afternoon we were introduced toa Presence, ^ith the capital fully justi¬fied. She was Pressed like one of thecymbal bearers in “The Miracle" andthe whole ensemble gave one the im¬pression of a character out of someFlorentine melodrama, with its con¬comitant daggers, poison rings andfiendish laughter.The program demonstrated that asinger who fills the above descriptionis not uniformly successful in everychairman of the University, to i type of song. There was a group ofut the merits of his plays off the J old things in which Mine. Giannini• i-' of Harper. Maybe that'll help, shone like a cracked mirror. ! here was a group of songs in English inwhich Mme. Giannini proved she couldsing English, and also proved Thather choice of English songs is notalways good. But there were Italiansongs, folk songs, concert songs andone operatic aria.These were the grand prix. The oldtears in Tosca’s “Love and Music”song were never shed more effective¬ly than by Mme. Giannini. The SantaLucia flourish was never more beau¬tifully flourished. In hearing thesesongs one could imagine oneself in a DR. ARTHUR E. HOLTTO TALK AT SERVICESDr. Arthur E. Holt of the DivinitySchool will be the principal speakerI at the vesper services at 4:30 today inJoseph Bond chapel. His topic willhe “What We Expect of God,” Avocal trio and Miss Emma Fleer, atthe organ will render the music. Allseventy-five attended the last servihut more student support is earnejrequested. rvice.hrPOLITICAL SCIENTISTSPLAN MIXER APRIL 1At a meeting of the excutive council,of the Political Science club, it wasdecided that a mixer open to the fen-tire campus be staged the first FridayNeapolitan spaghetti palace, with the , , . " , , 1 ,, ,, • , ., of the spring quarter. April 1. fau!guitars and the tenors going, ana thetourists telling how seasick they were | Hogland. president, selected the ljladson the trip to the Blue Grotto. of the different committees. Moonlight Rides CauseU. of Missouri to BanAntiquated Street Car3Moonlight street car riding,wffiich had become very popular atthe University of Missouri, wasoutlawed by a decree from thePresident’s office.An. antiquated street car was giv¬en to the University for laboratorywork in the department of engin¬eering by the Jefferson City StreetCar company. The car had to re¬main outside until the student en¬gineers had an opportunity to dis¬mantle it, as it was too large toenter the building.This unique campus ornament soappealed to the students that Pro¬fessor M. P. Weinbach of tine en¬gineering department ordered itboarded up because "too many ofthe university students are ‘.pend¬ing their moonlight nights in Co¬lumbia's only street car.” MANY THINGS GOTO FORM FROLICFRIDAY EVENINGFive Hundred Scheduled toParticipate, Say I-MManagersRANEY RECEIVESLIBRARY POSTJohns Hopkins Man To HeadHarperMr. Malcolm Llewellyn Raney ofJohns Hopkins has been appointeddirector of the University libraries, aposition that has been vacant sincethe death of President Burton in 1925,acording to an announcement fromthe president’s office yesterday.Mr. Raney, who received his Ph. D.from Johns Hopkins in 1904 and whohas been librarian there since 1008, isto take up his official duties July 1. hutshortly after that time he is expectedto go on a year’s tour of inspectionColonel CallahanFavors Prohibitionin Lecture Tonight“Prohibition” will be discussed byColonel P. H. Callahan, Active Sec¬retary of the Catholic Association inFavor of Prohibition, tonight at 7:30iin Classics 10. The Newman Societyis sponsoring the lecture.Colonel Callahan will favor pro¬hibition in his talk. He is a wealth)manufacturer from Louisville, Ken¬tucky, and very active in public andpolitical projects. In addition to hisr,egltof duties as Secretary, he does agreat deal of lecturing-in the United^TOtels.' Five hundred men will participatein the 1 bird Annual Athletic CarnivalFriday evening at 7:30 in Bartlett, theCarnival committee announced today.Besides the 37o athletes scheduled forthe track and field events alone, thefinals in the “A” division of the In¬tramural basketball tourney will berun off, the finals of the Interfrater-nity track meet, and a three-ringcircus.Expect Huge Crowd . 'This combination of activity, un¬der the supervision of John Howe,senior manager, Arnold Johnson, ju¬nior manager, and Harry Hagey,sophomore manager, of the Intra¬mural department, is expected todraw a capacity crowd of two thou¬sand to the gym and half that num¬ber to the north and south loungesof the Reynolds club afterwards,where dancing will continue untilmidnight to the music of GeorgeJones’ ‘Campus Maroons’. The Cof¬fee Shop .will remain open untilmidnight.“The impression that the Carnivalis to be strictly a ‘dating’ affair iserroneous.” declared Johnson. “Sincethe huge number of participants willhave to com^to the gym alone, ladieswill be much in demand for the fes¬tivities. They are* expected to comein groups.”Tickets VanishingTickets are selling rapidly, amongthe undergraduates, according to El¬len Hartman, chairman of the Wom¬en’s committee. They are being dis¬tributed among the fraternities bythe fraternities committee and areon sale at twenty-five cents at theUniversity bookstore, the Bartlettgym office, the Intramural office, thebox office in Mandel cloister, theReynolds club, and Ida Noyes. Re¬ceipts from the ticket sales will de¬fray the expenses of the Carnivaland of the trophies, all of which,including winter quarter trophies,are to be distributed by V iee-presi-dent Woodward and Harold E. Swift.Grad Club ServesOne Hundred Dailyj|Bfttween 100 and 150 ' are beingfjedjevery noon in the dining roomsof rhe graduate clubhouse.” aecnr PngtiilvUiss N.ell Saw in. instructor in theInstitutional Economics departmentand hostess and manage*;- of the lie vclubhouse. She savs the graduatesIflTH been taking advantage of thetittMjjhouse. and announces that aseries' of social evenings is being pre-for the near future. « TUX OR NO TUXFgOSH DEBATERSARE IN OUANDARYTo wear or not to wear., that is thequestion now facing the members ofthe . Freshman debating team on theeve of their engagement with the yearl¬ings from Iowa.Not knowing whether to debate ininformal or formal attire, they havewritten to Iowa to. fip^put what theiropponents will wear, aha then dressaccordingly. . • . •Harriet Hathaway, Don Rosenthal,and Eugene Weafer .^jftjU defend thenegative of the question: jhe effect ofnewspapers on the community, nextTuesday at eight o’clock in HarperMil.Family Heritage More ImportantThan Environment, States MjoenInheritance of the qualities of thefamily rather than of the individualparents, as the basis of otherwise in¬explicable genius and criminality, wastlfe central theme of the lecture givenYesterday afternoon by Dr. Jon AlfredMjoen, enmiinent ‘Norwegian eugenist.Dr. Mjoen stressed the point thatgenius and criminality, representingthe extremes of the creative and de¬structive forces of civilization, are of¬ten a problem of heredity, ratherthan of environment.“Exceptional musical ability, for ex¬ample," said Dr. Mjoen, “is neverfound in the off-spring of unmusicalparents Genius appears in successive generations only when a genius mar¬ries a genius.“Similarly, because, unusual tenden¬cies are a matter of stock inheritance,criminality may suddenly appear inthe off-spring of two persons who pos¬sess this tendency as a recessive char¬acteristic. not apparent except indouble quantity.“These facts.” said Dr. Mjoen, “aremerely corroboration of a Norwegianproverb 2000 years old. ‘Never marrya maid who is the only good maid ofher family’.”Dr. Mjoen concluded with an appealthat the United States, in order topreserve purity of stock, bar criminalsexiled from other countries.DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 2, 1927bow Park. /Fireproof co-op on lake.Be*t terms. See Apt. or tel. Normal3928.men who formed its crew conceivedanH ovomifoH the rirlpn of spizimr Jlatyr itlarmm and executed the idea of seizing ahundred or so Chinese arms. Thenavy department could give no rea¬son for the seizure. ^This sudden move on the part ofthe United States, if the actions ofthe Pigeon may be considered as rep¬resentative of the national mind, canbe accounted for in anything but adecisive fashion. Affairs in Chinaare rather well concealed and reachthe public through a sifting processthat leaves more dregs than actualinformation. WAXTl'D- A oung men to sell ourwonderful line of made-to-measureclothes in their spare time. Chance toearn $20 to $50 week. -S. S. BranchReliable Tailoring Co. 108 E. Gar¬field filvd. Rm. 4. > ‘FOUNDED IN 1M1tHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CH1CAOOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday sod Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring Quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription ratea.tt«0 wer year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each, •FI' K \ 1SU K1 > cooperative apart¬ment for sale. Four rooms, all light.Sleeping porch. Near the University.Nicely furnished. Reasonably easyterms. Rhone Kenwood 0668.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postofflce. Chicago, Illinois. March IS->wm. under the set of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication Of any materia)• •nearing in this paperHYDE PARK BLVD* BLACKSTONEALL THIS WEEKFIFTH AVENUE AT FORTY-SIXTH STREETOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellia Avenue'•I'oSonifi; Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,, Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssocintionThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe .Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel : Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone — .......Whistle Editor«*orge Uruskin ....AsaistnntTom Stephenson .....Sports Editor(teonre Jones ..... ..News EditorGeorge L. Koehn ......News EditorAJ W idditieid...... News EditorMadge Child..,......— ......Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee— ....Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern—. Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterns Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges ...Day Editord. J. Green — ....Day EditorMilton Mayer...... Day EditorGeorge Morgens tern. Day Editor•’i ''« Satulmeysr ... Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris .Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris— ...Advertising ManagerEld red L. Neubaner Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer........ Circulation ManagerRobert Massey ——Audito.Ralph Stitt . Classified Adv. MgrRobert Fisher... Sophomore AmsistanJoseph Klitzner .....Junior AaSistamRobert Klein. ..Sophomore AssistsrMyron Fulrath ... Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady. Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Ass is tan*WHAT STUDENTS REALLY NEEDCOUNCILS of learned men wise in the ways of curricula havemet on our campus often and debated on the needs of theaverage student without once discovering what the average stu¬dent really needs. What the average student needs is more sleep.We know many of these “average*' students. Their approxi¬mate bedtime is 1 a. m. and their approximate emergence is at7:30 a. m. Six and a half hours of sleep to compensate for sev¬enteen and a half crowded hours of work and play. Such a straincan be endured only by men and women who are at the peak oftheir physical exuberance. With people older or younger thancollege students the result would be nervous breakdown in abouttwo months.The business of carrying three intensive courses is no slightstrain cn the nervous energy of any man or woman. If the workis well done it occupies almost all of the students’ time; not onlywith reading the standa^l material but in trudging from libraryto library and from source to source in search of the cast pearls.For the man who works or who is engaged in campus activ¬ities the matter of coordinating books and classes and activitiesand food and exercise and sleep in overwhelming. We know ofat least twenty “activities”, men who are so pressed with a rushof duties that they can only retreat in the best order possible,staving off the most relentless as they can. It is usually thesleeping hours which are shaVed off. And that is bad.The most obvious solution is first to use the waking hoursmore efficiently. President Mason once expressed the opinionthat the majority of the time which students spent in campus ac¬tivities is wasted. Activities are not useless, he pointed out, butthey are performed in such inefficient fashion that they wastetime.*What the average student needs is more sleep. And the wayto get more sleep is to make careful, efficient use of the wakingtime. If that does not suffice the student will be forced ruthlesslyto cut off some branch of his daily work or play.THE GRADUATE CLUB'C'ARLIEST reports from the new Graduate clubhouse indicatethat the project is at once an overwhelming success and thatthe sponsors were right in their assumption that it would fill aneed long felt but never filled on campus.According to the club report, between 100 and 150 gradu¬ates are eating at the club every day. 4The University of Chicago seems to be located in the world’sworst belt of restaurants. There is hardly a decent place to eat.And although the grad club food probably is little better than theaverage fraternity fare, it is at least no worse; and that offeredin the restaurants is worse. ' By Dexter W. MastersChicago, playing the role of “badboy” of the state, was dragged intothe state senate yesterday and re¬buked for her own peculiar methodsof election by Senator Hicks of Rock¬ford. The eminent Mr. Hicks intim¬ated that all might not be as right¬eous and just as it should be in theChicago custom of stuffing ballots,slugging, and kidnapping. What ledhim to that conclusion, he failed tostate, but he seemed almost certainthat something was wrong.Mr. Hicks had the temerity tosuggest that the recent nominationof W. Hale Thompson smacked of aslight shadiness, quoting from anAssociated Press dispatch. The factthat the dispatch was such was suf¬ficient substantiation to Mr. Hicks’belief, according to Mr. Hicks. Andyet he seemed to be speaking seri¬ously.* * * * ,The United States warship, Pigeon,received a rating of at least 85 percent entertaining in the list of yes¬terday’s headliners when the gentle- CLASSIFIEDBOYS interested in making realmoney for summer work, see Mr.Stoddard, between 10:30 and 4:30 to¬day, in Room D, Reynolds Club.STARTING MARCH 1st will dodressmaking at my residence. Reason¬able prices. Call Hyde Park 9458.FOR RENT—Apt. $100. 6 rooms,2 baths, very light and attractive,screened porch. 6100 Kimbark Ave.2nd.FOR RENT—7859 B. South ShoreDr,, Apt. 4th west, 5 rooms in Rain-CLOTHESReady-ill a4«And Cut to OrderESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.(Hmrtev HouseSuits and Topcoats*40, *45, *50thf cuothps, HiA'Be'ZjXASHeuxH^ATS, SHOPS, <AiyT) S'POUTSWPIA'R.DEVELOPED BY FINCHLEY FORCOLLEGIAN USAGE FOR SPRING ,WILL BE EXHIBITED BY A REP¬RESENTATIVE FROM NEW YORKAtHOTEL LA SALLEToday and Tomorrow -HARRY SCHEIN, Rep.SUITS ^AT^D TOTC0<ATSFORTY-FIVE DOLLARSAND MORETAILORED TO tyEASURE^-r-^THE^ TO RENT—Nicely furnished frontroom. Very light. Near bath. 1719East 54th ’ St. Between HydePark Blvd. and lake. Graduate stu¬dent or instructor preferred. Best trans., bus and I. C. Two in familyApply 202. Cobb Hall or phono Mi,;way 0800, Local 182.FOR SALK Packard ’twin-nixtouring car in first-class conditiontires nearly new, many extras. Idealcar for fraternity use. $200 for imme¬diate cash sale. Call Dorchester 3144between 6 and 7 p.- m.FOR SALE—Coonskin Coat, $3Q0.Size 42. 52 inches long. 5x gradeskin, $750 coat. Worn 3 months.Call Yates at Lambda Chi House.H>de Park 8133, between 6 and 7.FAIR EXCHANGE: Will borrow¬er of trumpet from Alpha Sig Houseplease return at least the mouth¬piece. In exchange I will give himone as yet unused.“ROCOC O”an exquisite Stage specialty portraying the Franceof Henry IVGEORGE GIVOTthe collegiate wise-crackerTHE ORIOLE ORCHESTRAALBERT E. SHORT and his 30 SymphonyArtistsSENSATION SEEKERS”an exciting romancewith BILLY DOVE - HUNTLEY GORDONGet Here by 3:30 mid See The Show 0Bargain PriceNot a chance ofthat lead-likc, loggyfeeling even duringearly Spring—if youmake a daily habitof Shredded Wheat.That’s one reasonwhy this prince ofwhole wheat cerealsgraces the trainingtables of so manycolleges and schools.Carefully separated, com¬pletely cleaned, perfectlyshredded, and thoroughlycooked whole wheat grains—* that’s all there is toSHREDDEDWHEATExcept its convenient biscuit form, itstaste - inviting crispness, its Nature-given, refreshing, tonic benefits. ^Gymnasts set to endup series of wins with„..t result to-Wednesday MorningThe Daily SPORTS MaroonMarch 2, 1927 Carnival Ballyhoomen start to wind up asriearns are run.DELTA U., SIGMA NU GO INTO FINALSTWO TEAMS TOMEET IN GRANDCARNIVAL FINALEPhi Delta, Sigma NuFinalists In MinorLeague AreDelta Upailon 14; Sigma Chi 11In the closest and fatest game ofthe season the DU’s came out onthe long end of a 14 to 11 score.Upsetting all the dope, the Sig Chi’swere ahead at the half, 6 to 2. I/edby Schneberger, the DU’s crept upuntil they were one point ahead with55 seconds to go. A desperate SigChi rally was cut short by the finalblast of the referees whistle. Den¬ton. Sig Chi, was high point man ofthe evening with a total of sevenpoints.Sigma Nu 17; Lambda Chi Alpha 14By virtue of their hard fought vic¬tory over the Lambda Chi’s, the Sig¬ma Nu’s won the right to play theDU’s for the championship of the Aleague. Coming back in.the secondhalf to overcome a 13 to 5 lead, theLambda Chi’s knotted the count,only to see the Sig Nu’s recaptureit with free throws. Elliott starredfor the Sigma Nu’s and w?as highpoint man of the game, with threebaskets and the same number of freethrows. Taylor starred for the losers.Sigma Nu 10; Burtons 8In the first B game of the eveningthe Sig Nu’s nosed out the Burtonsin a tilt that was replete with thrills.Leading 5 to 2 at the half, the win¬ners maintained their lead to thewhistle though barely keeping theBurtons from tying the score in thelast minute of play.Phi Delta Theta 11; Psi Upsilon SThe last semi-final game of the Bleague was marked by the closeguarding and rough playing of bothoutfits.'. POMFRETis anArrow« Ji IRTwith anArrowC O ILXj.A.11.on it. It is made of a finegenuine English Broad¬cloth that retains itsnice, silk-like finish.It pays to insist onArrows, because by sodoing, you ^et the bestthat there is in shirts,collars and materialsASK YOUR DEALERAN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET Gymnasts Battle Purdue To Make Clear Record‘Orange Shirts’ NewTeam For IneligiblesChicago’s fine squad of ineligibletrack stars will have the opportun¬ity to show their wares Fridaynight at the carnival, when theywill compete as part of the Froshteam in the Varsity-FreshmenMeet. The addition of these men,who will wear burnt orange shirtsto distinguish them from the regu¬lars, should make the contest closeand interesting for the ineligiblesare strong in several events.SportologyAn ExplanationIf reasons are forthcoming as towhy there was no column yesterday,let it be known that I was (unsuc¬cessfully) helping a brother column¬ist in distress. Yes, I was out withLeo Stone, but even with my assist¬ance not a trace of Marjolaine wasto be found, so from now on I’mminding my own business.51 Point* and Still GoingTheodore Zimmerman, with 17goals from the field and a like num¬ber of gift tosses, again commandsthe lead in Maroon Individual scor¬ing performances to date. His fifty-one points are closely seconded bythe forty-eight of Jack McDonough.Sackett stands third with 42 andHoerger fourth with thirty-ninepoints.Gist and Kaplan, menaced by in¬juries, now stand fifth and sixth inthe list with thirty-seven and twenty-one points respectively.Farwell has increased his totalpoints to fifteen, while Macklind en- OLD RIVALS MEETIN SINGLE EVENTSMcRoy To Meet MatchIn Club SwingingThe gym team will meet Purdue’sturners tonight in Bartlett gym. Al¬though »the meet is already practi¬cal conceded to Hoffer’s boys Pur¬due is expected to give them closecompetition.Headed by Rier the visitors have anumber of men in their lineup whohelped to beat Chicago last year atLafayette. They have a club swing¬er who is reported as the best in theBig Ten, and he and Shorty McRoyshould have a lively match.All of the Maroon team are in goodshape. Captain Davidson w'ho wonthree firsts against Wisconsin Sat¬urday, will meet stiffer competitiontonight. Flexner and Nelson arecounted on for some firsts also.One of the largest crowds in gymhistory attended the Wisconsin meetSaturday and preparations have beenmade to house a similar one tonight.Evidently this branch of sport isgrowing in popularity. There willalso be music—just what kind it wasnot disclosed.tered the scoring column with hislone bucket scored at Michigan.100 Per Cent Un-PerfectIt so happens that the Northwest¬ern team has a 100 per cent recordin the Big Ten standing to date.The Wldcats have lost nine, won one,which gives them the 100 per cent,the conference standings being com¬puted on a 1000 per cent basis youknow.R & KUniversity NeckwearWe are showing something new in color com¬binations of Red, Yellow, Blue and Black.Come in and see how easy it is tomake a selection.Rexford & Kelder25 Jackson Blvd. East7th FloorMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 6009 SOPHS WIN AGAININ SECOND OF IDANOYES SWIM MEETSSophomore mermaids added 9 pointsto their 11 {joint lead in the secondmeet of the tournament series, swumYesterday in the pool at Ida Noyeshall. They swam and dove into sixfirst and three second places in thenine events.Ethel Brignall, Nan Griswold, andCarolyn Teetzel, each with 11 and1-2 points, tied for individual scoringhonors. Team scores follow: Sopho¬mores. 42; Freshmen, 33; Seniors,12.5; Juniors, 12.5.The various events were more close¬ly contested in this meet than in thelast. Brignall won over Byanskas bya touch in the 40 yard dash and bybut one point in the diving. Hanna,Frosh back-stroker bettered her timeby one-tenth of a second in the 20,swimming it in 15 seconds.Four meets are held to determinethe champions; the third will he swuma week from this Thursday in IdaNoyes pool.Open Baseball Race HereChicago will open another Big TenTitle race on April 16th when Pur¬due invades the University in thefirst Big Ten baseball game. Gopher Cage StarIs Track LuminaryMaroon track fans were amazedwhen the announcer gave the nameof Otterness among the winners ofevents in the track meet Mondayight. The versatile Gopher star,who is forward on the Minnesotabasketball team and among theleading scorers in the conference,captured a first in the high hurdlesand won the pole vault at a timewhen the points gave the meetto Minnesota.PRELIM SCHEDULESTRICTLY ‘ON TIME’At 3:45 p. m. today the first gunwill roar in Bartlett gym, setting offthe first heat of the 50 yd. dash, andproclaiming to the University at largethat the Intramural Winter Carnivalof 1927 is in full swing. The schedule:3:45 p. m.—50 yd. dash (I-M), 50yd. dash (V-F), High jump (I-M),High Jump (V-F), 12 lb. shot put(I-M), 12 lb. shot put (V-F).4:05 p. m.—50 yd. low hurdles I-M),50 yd. low hurdles (I-M).4:25 p. m.—50 yd. high hurdles(V-F).4:40 p. m.—300 yd. race (I-M).4:50 p. m.—Relay race (I-M). Re¬lay race (V-F),We repair skoes at reasonable UNIVERSITY LUNCHUniversity Shoe Repair939 E. 55th St. 5705 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunchrates. 35cHYDE PARK 4338 Chop Suev Chow MeinShoes Shined Our Specialty ALL CARNIVALPREIMS TO BERUN OFF TODAYOnly Five Men Will WinWay Into EachFinalWhen the curtain is rung down to¬night on the preliminaries of the I-MWinter Carnival only one field event,the Varsity-Freshman pole vault, willbe still undecided. This will not hecontested until tomorrow afternoon at4:00 o’clock and will be finished thesame afternoon.In the preliminary track events thefield will be narrowed to five men, tocompete in the finals. Five awardsare to be given in each event. Final¬ists will be compelled to be on handfor their events Friday night, fifteenminutes before the time scheduled.TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONEO'dphjZAJUYL (SAACAJUitVAUDEVILLEv>4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY'S?JUST Tt E PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6H. L. CHAPMAN salesman to store manager1 graduated from the Unlvertity ofMichigan in 1922. On leaving ichool,1 held a position as salesman withthe Curwin Accountancy Co. inCleveland, O. While I was making• good salary at that time, I couldnot see much opportunity for futureadvancement.I had always been interested in re¬tail merchandising, and was convinc¬ed, after investigating the field, thatthe Kresge Co. ‘stood out’ aboveall similar concerns.So in Sept. 1922, I started work inthe stock room of the Kansas City,Mo. store at a much lower salarythan I previously had earned. Whilein training, I received several offers of positions at higher salaries than Iwas receiving, from frirtids who couldnot ‘see’ my job. However, today,1 am still firmly convinced of thewisdom of my decision. 1 havereached a position as manager of theMuncie, Ind. store, where, I havenot only increased my earnings butmy opportunity for future advance¬ment is still limited only by my abilityand effort.I have always found the KresgeCompany most fair and liberal in allmy dealings with them, and knowthem to be one organization whereresults, and not influence, or ‘puli’,will secure advancement.”H. L. Chapman.* * * hard workits own RewardTo men who have ability, ambition andperseverance, the S. S. Kresge Companyoffers a future big enough to satisfyanyone’s ambitions.We now have a few positions open—atthe bottqm. The men we choose will betrained in every department of our busi¬ness. 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The Doctor, unlike many ofhis colleagues, seems to be willing togive and take!This Ain’t The GeoG We Usedto Know!Sir:“No Restrictions On Smoking ForCampus Women,” says the Daily Ma¬roon. Ow! Now they’ll borrow themfrom us right out in front of Cobb.At least, before, when they sneakedus behind the bookstore or the Phoe¬nix office, and etc., there was somesort of recompense. If you don’tknow, I ain’t going to explain!—GeoGFOR YOU TO SEEYou have a dimple above the dearquirk in your lipsYour eyes, that laugh at me, I thinkare brown.And when I would return your boldflung glanceInstead. I only tremble and glancedown.Do you remember in the coffee shopYou smiled, my heart was beating soAnd spoke to me and held my hand? 1 tried to laugh and nearly cried,.you didn’t know.I’ve tried to put aside my thoughtsof you,Because you’ll never care. Now everydayI meet you somewhere and when Iwould, shout in greeting—often you merely nod and hurry onyour way.Boy—why can’t you see that ever sinceThat glorious autumn day when firstwe met,I’ve loved you so, that often late atnight1 weep such foolish, silly tears of vainregret.Short time, and I’ll be gone awaydown southBesides, we’re only here for such alittle while.Stay away no longer, take me in yourarms—Your lips—and then I too can smile.—Patty glitt’ring hardness of a doubtful gem?IN ANSWER—Me own up? Hell,no. You wouldn't like me so. .Any¬way, who really knows what knockedthe bloom off a half-faded rose1—La DesertaTO A CLUB GIRL—Delectableyoung lady, those frat pins there, Itrust their acquisition was, well, notshady? Confess, young maid, aren'tthose long lashes improved by May-belline—warranted not to fade? Also,sweet bim, bow does that lipstickstand the ‘gaff when you yield a kissor two. to him? 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