mFrosh class elec¬tions in March;ticket - holdersonly vote. -V.jWaroonVol. 27. No. 74. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1927tfOR,OE HORpENSTERRAn institution of peculiar crueltyabout this university has long beenits platform on stray dogs. The an¬imals, naturally enough in theirwanderings about, will now and thenconie onto the campus, and busythemselves taking nasal inventoryof the place and putting their sanc¬tion upon it for a casual momentor two before passing on. They meanno harm, and they come with an ut¬ter lack of guile. With no ill in¬tentions towards anyone themselves,they suspect no one of harboringany sinister designs against them.They trot about trustingly, with theaccepted friendly look in their browneyes, and tend strictly to their ownbusiness. Or, they try to. For, look¬ing into the architectural founda¬tions of the college buildings, or pur¬suing investigations of their ownabout such areas of virgin woodlandas occupy the campus, they findthemselves suddenly seized from be¬hind. grasped securely, and cartedoff by some ill-smelling fellow in adirty white butcher’s outfit. They areconducted down into the damp ofsome building or other whose ac- iquaintance they had not contractedto make other than by the most pass¬ing attention from the outside. Andnow here they were, clapped in a lit¬tle wire cage and stopped off fromtheir open-air pursuits. And all forwhat? Just walking around and smell¬ing things—that was all.* * # *VLater on, after a couple of dayspassed in their new confinement, theanimals began to have stray percep¬tions of their ultimate end. Theywere joined by more experiencedbrothers, recruited from the munici¬pal dog-pound, fellows who knew,out of their blase worldliness, whattheir end was to be. These new ad¬ditions nourished no illusions. Theyhad the hard, sharp outlook of thedog who has passed his life in theside street and in the alley, browsingnear the garbage cans, living as hecould and where he could, and pass¬ing on up new, unfamiliar alleys.These newcomers let out hints totheir more refined fellows who hadbeen captured on the campus. It didnot take long for the word to goaround that all this was for an endthat was represented by a chloroformbottle, a4 sharp knife, and one ofthose white-suited butcher fellows.The reaction was natural, a loud wail'vent up all around. It continued,partly from the hopelessness of theanimals’ own position, partly fromtheir desire to get back in some waywith those who had got them into thesituation in which they were, orwith anyone—with humankind, asrepresented by the boys in the ad¬jacent halls, Hitchcock and Snell. Forlong years the sleep of the hall boyswas impaired by this continuousbarking; they paid the toll for theuniversity policy. Now, with the newPhysiology building up over acrossI.llis Avenue, the dogs are confinedin the basement there. So they haveII,1 one, in that desolate district, todisturb at night. Their sole means ofretaliating with their oppressors isKone now. Life ain’t hardly worthhving any more. But then, it wasn’tever, with the dissecting table so im¬mediate a part of the prospect.* * * *The muddy days are come to thecampus again—or the first of them,lather are come. From now on itwill be snow, rain, sun, mud, wet,all of them mixed in together with-nut any definite order. The periodwhich has already commenced is insome ways the most melancholy ofdie year. During it the college seemsgreyer, less warm and friendly thanever. Even a nice day, like yester¬day with its warmth and reasonablysoft wind, doesn’t make up for theJest of the time. For the nice hoursare followed swiftly by harsh windsand dull clouds. Nothing to do butwait for saving spring. PHI PSIS VICTIMSOF CAR THIEVES;THREE DESPOILEDHarris, Peale, Aleshire WalkAs Crime Wave TakesToll on CampusThe winter crime wave centeredits campus activity around the PhiT’sis last week, accounting for thedisappearance of three cars and onespare tire wheel from the vicinity ofthe chapter house at 5555 WoodlawnAvenue. This, year’s lightning hasstruck parked automobiles and furcoats rather than campus fraternityhouses.Parked Near HouseEarly in the week “Chuck” Hai7-ris’ Lincoln was removed from itsposition nearby the house. MundyPeale was the second victim. HisNash sedan, which he parked beforethe entrance to the house, tookflight during the course of a onehour’s stop indoors, and last Mondayfound Ed Aleshire’s coupe on themissing list. The uninvited visitorsshowed a favoritism for Harris whenthey Tttade off with the spare tirewheel of his Nash roadster yesterday.Find No TraceAlthough police are on the trailof the seven hundred cars stolenduring the past month, all of the de¬spoiled Phi Psi’s ai’e still walking.Burr Jail RegimeSet Example forO ’Connor LuxuryCook County jail officials dad notoriginate the idea of treating theirprisoners with kid gloves and hand¬ing them high ciass and first classaccommodations, according to testi¬mony offered in the United Stateshistory course being offered by A.S. Hutchinson.Before the Cook County jail wasan institution and before TommyO’Connor began his regime, in factmany years ago, even as early as1807, Virginia officials conceived theidea.Aaron Burr, waiting for trial for(Continued on page 4)FRENCH CLUB HEARSL. DEPRES DISCUSSLIFE IN A LYCEE“Life in a French Lycee” will bediscussed by Leon Depres, presidentof Le Cercle Francais, w'hich willmeet Thursday at 4:30 at 5810 Wood-lawn Avenue. Miss Frances Holt,vice-president of the organization,will sing some French songs.Professor Pierre Vigneron, of theRomance department, and. M. De¬pres, resided at the Lycee Henri IVfor several year’s where they studiedwith 800 other students from variousparts of the world.Discuss InvestingIn Lecture Series“Problems of the Individual In¬vestor” is to be the name of a newseries of lectures to be given at theArt Institute as a result of the popu¬larity of a similar series given lastautumn. Men of wide experience andexecutive authority have been se¬lected to conduct the lectures, whichwill stress the “how” of testing in¬vestments.Miller To Speak BeforeGraduate PsychologistsMargaret Miller will review Pia¬get’s “Language and Thought of theChild” at a meeting tomorrow of theJournal Club, graduate psychologyclub. It will stage a Valentine par¬ty, Saturday, February 12, at 8o’clock, for its members. Phi Betes Cast AsideTradition; to DissipateTogether Next WeekThe Phi Betes at a musical com¬edy !Uh-huh, the august body of ear¬nest students are about to castaside their dignity and scholarli-ness for an evening and lowerthemselves to the depths of amusical comedy.Anne Nichols’ “Howdy King”has been selected by the scholarsfor their patronage. The date isThursday evening, Feb. 10. Thusthe Chicago chapter breaks allprecedents, although they still in¬tend to find their reci^its amongthose with high averages. Thenational organization of the au¬gust society is not expected tomeet this innovation with favor. PAY AS YOU GOPLAN CONTINUESIN ANNUAL SALEInstallments Save FiftyCents For StudentPurchasersMONEY SHORT; TDRIVE EXTENDEDLack $175 of QuotaTime Is Lengthened asFinding the last $175 the hardestthe “Y” has extended its drive untilthe end of this week by which timeit expects to have raised the sum ofthe contributions to $500 which hasbeen set as the quota.Teams have been organized whichwill canvass fraternal and other or¬ganizations on and near the campusand they feel sure they will have ob¬tained contributions to raise the re¬maining sum before the end of theweek. Any organization desiring tocontribute and not having had anopportunity to do so may report toMr. McLean in the Y office beforethe end of the drive.Members of MirrorMeet at Ida NoyesFor ‘Pep Meeting’Members of Mirror will meet to¬day at 3:30 in the theater of IdaNoyes hall for a “pep meeting” asannounced by Betty Graham, presi¬dent of the organization.Rehearsals scheduled for this weekare: Today, entire cast at 3:30;Thursday and Friday, Russian Boysat 3, everyone at 3:30; Saturday,entire cast at 9 :30. These relfearsalsall take place at the Reynolds clubtheatre, and the announcement adds,“Be sure to use the small stairway.” One dollar down and pay as yougo is the plan again adopted, by theCap and Gown. Campus salesmen,for the first time this year, are sell¬ing the yearbooks on the installmentplan. The balance of $3.50 must bepaid by March 11. This arrangementwill permit students to save fiftycents, as the price of the Cap andGown will be raised to $4.00 in thespring.Find Plan Popular“It is because of the great pop¬ularity of the dollar payment planlast year that we have made thisform of payment possible again thiswinter,” said Dermott McGraw, busi¬ness manager of the Cap and Gown.Plan For RoomAt present it is the plan of theCap and Gown staff to arrange fora room in Cobb hall where picturesmay be taken with great convenienceto all for the 1927 book. This planis expected to expedite the remain¬der of the photographic work.Oriental TragedyTo be Feature ofDivinity Dinner“Jepthah’s Daughter.” an orientaltragedy, will feature the banquet ofthe Divinity students to be held onMarch H) in Hutchinson Commons.Prof. Gerald Birney Smith of theDivinity school will preside over thebanquet as toastmaster and will in¬troduce a list of celebrities to benamed later. The plot of the play isbased An biblical myth and tells thestory of a vow almost broken, butsaved in a dramatic scene.Than banquet and presentationwill mark the first of a proposed ser¬ies of gatherings contemplated forthe purpose of bringing divinity stu¬dents into closer contact.BARTELMEZ DROPSSURVEY LECTURESExtensive research work in anat¬omy has made it impossible for Dr.George W. Bartelmez, author of thechapter on “Human Structure andDevelopment” in “The Nature ofThe World and of Man,” to continuehis lectures to the General Surveyclasses this quarter.Dr. Horatio H. Newman, of theZoology department, will deliver Dr.Bartelmez’ series of lectures, whileDr. Merle C. Coulter of the Botanydepartment lectured this week on Dr.Newman’s chapter, “The Factors ofOrganic Evolution.”This main freshman lecture coursedraw the leading professors of the§chool, men who frequently can illspare time from research to speak inthe classroom. UNIVERSITY FACULTYINVITED AS GUESTSAT SPANISH FIESTAFaculty members of the Romancedepartment have been asked to actas patrons and patronesses at theannual Spanish Fiesta to be givenby El Circulo Espanol Friday from9 to 1 in the theater of Ida Noyeshall. They will be Professor andMrs. George Northrup, ProfessorHayward Keniston, Professor andMrs. Carlos Castillo, Professor PeterF. Smith. Professor Clarence Parmen-ter. Professor and Mrs. Robert V.Merrill. Mrs. George Goodspeed andMiss Catherine King.Milchrist StrickenWith AppendicitisFrank Milchrist, a member of theFreshman Council, was suddenly tak¬en ill with a case of acute appendi¬citis last Monday, and was removedto a hospital the same day.Milchrist, who is a Psi U pledge,was in the midst of hell week activ¬ities when he was taken ill. He hasbeen active in work on the art staffof the Phoenix. Trevor Arnett SaysTuition Is InadequateTrevor Arnett, graduate and form¬er vice-president of the University,maintained that tuition fees are inad¬equate, in a speech before the Amer¬ican Association of Colleges. Hepointed out that these fees pay only31 per cent of the expenses and theremainder is made up from large en¬dowments.Weather Man FrolicsWith Elemants: Rain, ColdNot satisfied with its latest at¬tempts at pulling the levers, theweather bureau away way up on topof Rosenwald insists upon giving thealready swimming campus a rain¬storm today. ‘Mum Is The Word,”Pledge, Although YourFace May Be SlappedBreaking dates without break¬ing silence may involve more vio¬lent gestures than the mere gesti¬culating of sign language. As thisis the problem of many of the so¬cially inclined women, now on si¬lence as a part of the formality ofbeing initiated, the case of a NewYork co-ed should be considered.A junior at Cornell Universityis now serving a sentence of tendays in jail for slapping the faceof the co-ed who cancelled a din¬ner engagement with him. Imag¬ine, if you can, what would hap¬pen if all the men, with whom theprospective initiates break datesduring probation, slapped theirfaces in front of Cobb. FRESHMEN HEADSTO BE SELECTEDIN EARLY MARCHElection To Test WorthOf Class TicketSystemSHOREY TALKS INLECTURE SERIESDiscusses Poetry of WilliamVaughn Moody Thursday“New Poetry and Old in the Poet¬ry of William Vaughn Moody,” is tobe the subject of Paul Shorey’stalk tomorrow night in Harper as¬sembly hall, at 8:15.Mr. Shorey, who is a professor ofGreek at the University, will discussthe poetry of Goody and compareit to that of the modern poets, buthe will not deal with his life history.“My main point will be that Mr.Moody, in his poetry, was much moreon the right track than any of themodern poets of today who are em¬ploying the ‘colloquial’, declares Mr.Shorey.Y. Cabinets HoldsJoint Supper ForLast Get-TogetherThe present Y. M. C. A. and Y.W. C. A. cabinets will have a jointsupper party tonight at 6:30 at thehome of Stewart Kinney, 5223 Dor¬chester Avenue, social chairman ofthe Y. M. C. A. This will be thegroup’s last chance to meet togetherin a social way as elections for thenew7 Y. M. C. A. cabinet will takeplace in a short time. Entertainmenthas been decided on although no def¬inite arrangements have been madeas yet. Election of freshman class officersw ill be held late in February or earlyin March, the Freshman Board ofManagement decided yesterday. Al¬though the exact date of the electionis not yet known, it will be heldcertainly within two weeks after theclass dance being given by the boardon February 25.Wendell Bennett, chairman of theUndergraduate council, in speakingto the board on the advisability ofhaving elections at all, said, in part,that they would necessarily be harm¬ful in some ways to the smooth run¬ning of the class but at the sametime it would be a dangerous pre¬cedent if they were abolished.Test Ticket SystemThe election will also show if theticket system inaugurated by theboard last fall is worth-while, as vot¬ing and eligibility to hold office willbe restricted to those possessing classmembership tickets.Nominate By PetitionNomination of candidates for of¬fices will be by petition and, in ad¬dition, it was decided to have eachnominee introduce himself to theclass by a short speech in chapel.As before, the voting will be bypreferential ballot.To enable those freshmen whohave not yet purchased class mem¬bership tickets to obtain them andthus be eligible to vote and hold of¬fice, a campaign will be made short-ly before the class dance to sell thetickets. Over 400 have been sold sofar and requests have been made forthem continually, so the success ofthe idea has already been assured.Propose New PlanAnother plan proposed at the meet¬ing but one not definitely decidedupon, was the advisability of havingat least four members of the coun¬cil picked by the president of theclass when elected be members ofthe present board, which automati¬cally ceases functioning when of¬ficers are elected. This w7ould pre-(Continued on page 4)BOOKSTORE REDUCESFOR FEBRUARY SALEVan Loon’s “The Story of the Bi¬ble,” and Dorsey’s “Why We BehaveLike Human Beings” may now beprocured at a special reduction ofmore than 25 per cent.This is just one of the many bar¬gains that may be picked up at theFebruary bargain sale of the Univer¬sity Bookstore where hundreds ofgood books on science, art, literatureand fiction may be bought at a re¬duction of 25 per cent to 75 per cent.There are more than 300 volumesof the latest fiction for sale at $0.45each 500 for $2.00. In the realms ofscience and literature the bookstorehas to offer forty titles in the seriesof “Cambridge Manuals of Scienceand Literature,” reduced from $1.00to $.25 and over 1200 volumes of(Continued on page 4)Beta Upsilon ToMeet This WeekBeta Upsilon, newly founded hon¬orary literary society, will hold itsfirst meeting Thursday night at 7:30in the Phoenix office at Ellis hall.This organization is the only societyof its sort on campus and its enroll¬ment consists of thirteen men in¬terested in literary pursuits. Con¬ceived last quarter, it is now active¬ly organized, the president informsus. NEIGHBORING CHURCHORGANIST PRESENTSRECITAL ON CAMPUSHarris R. Vail will give a recitalof organ music at Joseph BondChapel today at 4:30. Mr. Vail is notonly the organist at the Hyde ParkBaptist church, but also plays for theWednesday chapel services of the Di¬vinity School. As Director of Musicat the University* High School, hehas been connected with the Schoolof Education for the past two years.The Divinity School plans to give arecital one day each week.Paul Ash At DrakeIn Valentine PartyThe Drake Hotel, congregatingpoint for university students in theirweek-end activities, will offer a nov¬elty attraction on Valentine’s nighta week from Saturday. Paul Ash andhis Gang will be on for the evening,and wrill split up the work with BobbyMeeker’s band, the regular perform¬ers. Ash will be on only for the onenight, as was Paul Whiteman recent¬ly.Smith to BroadcastSenior Survey LectureT. V. Smith, associate professorof philosophy, will lecture overWMAQ at 9:00 a. m. on “Trancen-dentalism vs. Slavery” in one of the tseries of lectures in the Senior orien¬tation course on American life.4Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1927ulh? laily HamntFOUNDED IN 1901fHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription ratee.13.00 per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, fire cents each. =Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Poatoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.!»0d. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia)«noearlng in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue''IfDhnnei: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of tbe Western Conference Press Association In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersPresident Coolidge announced yes¬terday that he did not expect or an¬ticipate any danger to American lifeor property in China nor did he thinkit would be necessary for Americancitizens in Shanghai to evacuate thecity. But his actions belied his wordsfor the president ordered, also yes¬terday, twelve hundred marines tosail tomorrow for Guam so as to bein readiness for any possible dangerin China.The president placed little cred¬ence in the idea that the 100 Amer¬icans missing in the interior of ChinaThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stonejeorge GruskinAlice KinsmanTom Stephenson Sports EditorA1 WiddifieldMadge Child.Roselle F. MossBetty McGee .Assistant Sports EditorLeonard BridgesU. J. GreenMilton MayerGeorge Morgenstem....•vatnryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey .AuditorRalph Stitt Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher— Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner — Junior AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant have been captured or have sufferedbodily harm; he said he was inclinedto believe that they had merely beencut off from any modes of commun¬ication.I' Meanwhile Great Britain and twoof the several Chinese governments,the Peking and the Cantonese, aredickering, offering, and coir ^-of¬fering, but are making little head¬way. The Catonese foreign ministerterminated England’s negotiationsyesterday for supplying a new com¬pact between the two countries inplace of the treaties now in effect.And although the terms offered byBritain for the new relations are saidto be exceedingly liberal, China seemsto be a trifle wary, perhaps suspect-REINCARNAT1NG THE GLEE CLUBTHERE IS SOMETHING deeply satisfying about doing some¬thing for the sake of doing it. Art for art’s sake, or singingfor singing’s sake.“And no one shall work for money,And no one shall work for fame,But each for the joy of working ...”About forty undergraduates have banded together as an un¬official glee-club. There are no prospects of major or minorcredit, no trips- or full dress suits, no money, no material dis¬tinction. These boys want to sing. Someone has said that menare happiest when they are making noise. If they can make tune¬ful noises, harmoniously, and with interweaving melody, why somuch the better. Artistic labyrinthine, effective noises.Out at Harvard where men prefer to live a little aloofly, tak¬ing both their studies and their activities in diletante fashion,a little carelessly, the only “activitiy” which interests them stead-ly and in large numbers is their famous Glee Club. There werefour hundred applicants this year; only two-hundred and fiftvwere allowed the privilege of spending two rigorous evenings aweek singing and rehearsing the best music available. The GleeClub idea, despite its obvious decline in the middle west, seemsto have a deep, almost physical satisfyingness.Our own glee club reincarnate is going to do things right;it is going to practice religiously; it is going to sing the best music—sometimes. It will be newer and better.Things are looking brighter, the Muses are probably say¬ing, around Chicago way.THIRD-QUARTER PLEDGINGpLUB WOMEN have rejected the proposed Senior college club^ plan by nearly a two-thirds majority. This emphatic expres¬sion of opinion’was not, we believe, voiced to show disapprovalof deferred rushing as a principal, but merely of the particularplan proposed. It seems to be the opinion of most of the womenthat while the present system is obviously defective, and deferredpledging is the only solution, the plan outlined by the committee istoo drastic.It has been suggested by The Daily Maroon and others thatthe clubs again adopt the plan of third quarter pledging. Al¬though this system was not successful when tried before, thesituation now seems more favorable. The women are definitelyagreed now, where they were not before, that some change isncessary. Rushing, as such, has few proponents. It seems high¬ly probable, then, that with the existing attitude, a system ofpledging at the beginning of spring quarter, with no rushing,would be feasible.THE VOfcE OF THE PEOPLETHE DAILY MAROON, always with its editorial ear to the* ground, hears ever and again the rebellious or critical or pane¬gyric Voice of the campus people. But its editors do not alwaysconcur with what the Voice says.The Daily Maroon, again, believes in free speech. And sinceit cannot always echo the Voice in its editorial column it invitescontributions to its wailing place, the column of the Voice of thePeople. Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM.REGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, President V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierC. A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierB. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorC. S. MACAULAY, Trust Officer ing foul play by her none-too-well-liked and distant neighbor.* * *Henry F. Sullivan, conqueror ofthe English channel and more recent¬ly conquered by the Catalina chan¬nel, yesterday announced very cas¬ually that he had just finished swim¬ming the latter. Sullivan stated thathe made the crossing in slightly over22 hours and offered nine or tenwitnesses to the fact, explaining atthe same time his tardiness in re¬porting this “note of a great event”by accusing his convoy boat of motortrouble. The senate yesterday started onits way three new cruisers; that isthey passed the bill providing f01!their construction. And they passedit over the wishes of the president oftbe United States, Mr. Coolidge. Thevote was 49 to 27.Mr. Coolidge disliked the bill be¬cause of the money expenditure itwill involve, Coolidge being an addictof economy. The bill is high in itsdemands, appropriating somethingover $1,200,000 for the ships themselves and including $319,000,000 inthe form of an annual naval appro¬priation.>p'uYOi PARK. BIVO* 8lACKirONfln&tantaneouly Successful!^AAlarvelo usNever before has a theatret>een approtfed with such en¬thusiasm as the magnificentnew Piccadilly. Thousandsmarveled at its architecturalsplendor and sensationallybrilliant program.Let it thrill you. too!Spend an afternoon or eve¬ning at The Piccadilly andyou'll soon make it a joyoushabit.Change of ProgramMonday and FridayDoors open l :30 daily : 1 onSaturdays and Sundays. Per¬formance continuous from 2on week days ; 1:30, Satur¬days and Sundays.All Matinees De Luxeat Popular Prices Program!Albert E. Shortand his30 Symptony ArtistsOriole OrchestraI Pith Russo an dpioritoLEO TERRYat theKitgen I PonderOrganStage SpecialtiesFEATURE PHO¬TOPLAYSPicturesque settinxsWell-aelected. currentmotion pictures F 148It*- 4rCtt aCrown Championstwo leagues of I-Mcage tourney.m The DailyWednesday Morning SPORTS MaroonFebruary 2, 1927 Run Annual IndoorTrack Cup Races To¬night.DELTA CHI, A.T.O. WIN l-M LEAGUE TITLESRETURN TILT WITHHOOSIERS TO BEANYBODY’S GAME’■Maroons Have Even ChanceDespite Continued Lossof KaplanAfter the surprise stop that theMaroons put on Indiana’s high pow¬ered scoring last week’s engagementpractically anything is likely to hap¬pen when the two teams, each keenfor the other’s blood, come togetherin this week’s return clash. For theMaroons during this week may workup to the point where they can keepup their heretofore first half spurtsthroughout the whole game; or theHoosiers during the same five daysmay come back for a semblance oftheir usual deluge—scoring form;either of these not impossible storiesmay come true and the results will belargely influenced by that small mat--ter.Kaplan Still OutBob Kaplan, regular forward for Wasedans Sail SoonFor Games HereWord has been received fromTokyo, Japan, that the WasedaUniversity baseball squad of sev¬enteen members plans to sail forAmerica April 2. This is the teamwith which the Maroons contendedwhen they made their trip acrossthe waters two years ago. Returngames are scheduled for the com¬ing spring.This will be the largest Japan¬ese baseball party that has vis¬ited the United States. Games arealso booked with Indiana Univer¬sity.ANNUAL CUP RACETONIGHT IN GYMPredicted to Uncover GreatlyNeeded New MaterialThe annual Track Cup Races,which have been held ever since 1904with the exception of the two yearsin which the United States was inwar, will be run off in Bartlett to¬night. Competition as usual prom¬ises to be keen and a large numberof men have entered.N'orgren is still out and probablywill be out for quite a time withhis sprained shoulder which rendersone hand entirely useless. Thus thesame team that started last week willprobably take the field Saturday.Sackett, Gist, McDonough, Farwell,Iloerger and Zimmerman, will all bein the game during1 the first half. IfKaplan is able to enter the game inthe second half to receive one of themore tired Maroons joy may result,for in addition to holding the Hoosi¬ers to scattered points the team willbe able to scatter a few points abouton its own hook.FEMININE MARKSMENMEET NORTHWESTERNWomen’s rifle club will meetNorthwestern in a shoulder to shoul¬der match in Evanston on Feb. 12.This is the first match of the yearand it promises to be a close one.“The members of the team squad areshowing up well in practice in thematch against Northwestern,” saidWilliam Gardington, women’s instruc¬tor. Uncovers StarsIn the past many good track starshave been discovered by means ofthe Cup Races and it is believed thatseveral men who show up well to¬night will be placed upon the tracksquad as there is a shortage of mendue to the ineligibility of some oflast year’s Frosh. Several of’ thefinds of former Cup Races are Hego-vic. Red Bourke, title holder of theindoor two mile race, McCosh, whoscored over 100 points in intercollegi¬ate competition, and LeRoy Camp-bel, conference record holder in thehalf mile run.Varsity EntriesEntered in the varsity race areHegovic, Dugan, Boynton, Dystrup.Williams, Stickney, Burke, Bernson,Stevenson, Zeigler, Losch and Stittare to run in the contest for newmen. Mason, Ferris, Holt. Wolf andPinckovitch are freshman entrants.There will be races for the morningand afternoon track classes. If, how¬ever, there are less than six menfrom each class present, only onerace will be run off.B LEAGUE RESULTSThe club, which now consists ofthirty members, closed its first fullmonth of firing on the regulation gal-lery targets last 'Wednesday night.At present all firing is done from theprone position, but the progressmade indicates that firing from thesitting position will soon begin. In last night’s B league I-M gamesPhi Pelta Theta overwhelmed theMacs, 26-4, and Tau Delta Phidowned Phi Pi Phi, 10-7.Silverman of the Tau Delts wasthe outstanding star of these games,while Root of Phi Pi Phi was aclose second.AUTO STOR^IEGREASING OILING\WASHINGAccessories - Tire RepairGasoline and OilUNIVERSITY AUTO GARAGENearest to the Campus1169 East 55th StreetPhone Hyde Park 4599 STAGGMEN ROPEDTO WIN CONTESTAT LA FAYETTEComparison Of Records ShowMaroons Best InFive Events Gross, CunninghamLead Juniors, FroshCaptains and managers of juniorand freshman women’s basketballteams have been elected. Edna Grosswas chosen captain of the juniorsand Virginia Oliver will serve asmanager. The freshmen chose Dor¬othy Cunningham captain, and Mar¬cella Koerber, manager. BETA AND DELTA LEAGUE CHAMPSDETERMINED IN CLOSING ROUNDSOF INTRAMURAL CAGE TOURNEYSigma Chi, Delts, Dekes, Betas, Phi Sigma Delta and SigmaNu Are Other A League Victors; DecideTitles ThursdayChicago will engage Purdue in adual track meet next Satui’day atBloomington. The Maroons have agood chance of winning although fivemen, Jackson, Kaus, Gerhardt, Mc¬Kinney and Gleason, are out, whichmeans a probable loss of 15 pointsfor the Staggmen.Here’s the DopeChicago is fairly sure of first andsecond place in the shot-put; first inthe high jump with Burg jumping6’ 6 7-8”; half mile with such phen-ominal men as Jim Cusack, Burke,and Boynton running; and to copthe relay.This makes five out of ten eventswith first places, several seconds andthirds. To cinch the meet Chicagoshould cop the pole vault. In thisevent Fox of Purdue and Burg havethe same record of 11’ 6”.Many HandicapsBesides being handicapped by hav¬ing five star men out the Maroonswili be at a disadvantage because ofrunning after a trip in the morning,over a foreign track, and having the50 yd. dash cut to 40 yds., becauseof Purdue’s small gym.MADISON PUCKSTERSMEET CLUB TEAMMadison, Wis., February 2, 1927—Arrangements have just been com¬pleted for a hockey match to be heldin Milwaukee on Thursday night,Feb. 3, between the University ofWisconsin Six and.lhe Town ClubTeam of Milwaukee. The game willbe staged at tl;e Town Club in con¬junction with the annual wintersports program of that organization.The contest is booked for eight p. m.Coach “Rube” Brandow of theBadger puck squad, is pleased withthe opportunity of sending his meninto a real competitive scrimmageprior to the Notre Dame match inMadison on Saturday, Feb. 5th. This completes the list of captainsand managers, as senior and sopho¬more elections were announced previ¬ously. Team line-ups will be an¬nounced by the end of the week,according to Miss Alma Wylie, coachof the sophomores and seniors.SportologyBy Tom StephensonWhat Next?So many things are happening tothe Big Ten now days, with the adop¬tion of four year grid schedules,the war on recruiting of athletes,and the withdrawal from the Olym¬pic Association all coming in th * lastweek, that one wonders what is go¬ing to happen next.According to Coach Fielding Yostof Michigan, one of the big changesto be looked for in the near futureis the adoption of a “home andhome” system of games with eachschool having two teams represent¬ing it in each sport. These teams areto be of equal importance, one toplay at home, the other away fromhome. Yost predicts that this systemwill be in effect for basketball in¬side of two years, and for othersports soon afterwards.mm*Two advantages of this systemwhich Yost points out are “more menin sports” and elimination of “stu¬dent migrations.” Another goodpoint which might have been put for¬ward is the better chance offered fordetermining the true conferencechampion by doubling the number ofgames played by each team, and theincreased interest resulting there¬from.First Signs of Spring“Sportology:I haven’t seen my first robip yet,but the other day I noticed a dozenor so football candidates workingout under Assistant Coach Hender¬son. They were working out, not in By virtue of victories in lastnight’s intramural basketball con¬tests two tbams cinched their leaguechampionships and earned the rightto enter the finals for the titular cup.Delta Chi downed the Tau Delts andcinched the Beta league title, whilethe A. T. O. took a game on forfeitand were returned leaders of the Del¬ta league. The remaining groupchampionships will most probably besettled Thursday night.Delta Chi 7-Tau Delta Phi 6Delta Chi defeated Tau Delta Phi7-6 in a game the outcome of whichwas not decided until the last min¬ute. It was marked by frequentfouls, 16 being called.Sigma Chi 46-Phi B. D. 1In the most disastrous defeat ofthe evening the Phi B. D. quintetbowed to Sigma Chi 46-1. Dentondoors. Spring (football) is here?—W. S. E.”* * *Here’s Chance For Revenge,Mr. VorresBob Mueller, in his Line-O-SportsColumn, The Minnesota Daily, says“Blaine McKusick, Gopher mat men¬tor ,and Coach Vorres of Chicagoshould stage a gum chewing contestsome day soon. Both of these teach¬ers of grappling chewed fast andfuriously during all of the matcheslast evening (the meet held at Min¬neapolis last Friday.”)Page Mr. Wrigley, Page Mr. Wrig-ley.* * *It’s An Old StuntQuite a race (!) these women na-tators are having over at Ida Noyespool, swimming Lake Michigan viacharts—but don’t let them tell youit’s their own idea. Out at the Uni¬versity of Oregon a similar stuntwas used to uncover new varsity ma¬terial, the “English Channel,” beingcharted out for the contesting swim¬mers.RUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandDancing From 8:30 P.M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGE»Midnight Supper One Dollar with 9 baskets and Gage and Mc¬Carthy with 7 each led the scoring.D. T. D. 16-Z. B. T. 9Wyandt dropped in a basket andtwo free throws in the last few min¬utes of the ’game to put the DeltaTau Delt five ahead of the Zebes bya 16-9 score, arshall of the winnerswas the bright light of the evening.D. K. E. 25-T. K. E. 10With Webster hooping the basketfor 13 mai’kers the Dekes overwhelm¬ed the Tau Kappa Epsilon team witha final tally of 25-10. Black andRedder held the Teke score down;nevertheless Hebert slipped throughwith 5 of his team’s points.Beta Theta Pi 17-Delta S’gma Phi 6Another run-a-way game was theresult of the Beta-Delta Sig conflict,the Betas coming out on the long endof a 17-6 score. Schotler starred,throwing in 11 markers for the win¬ners.Sigma Nu 22-Chi Psi 12In perhaps the best played gameof the evening the Sigma Nu quin¬tet beat the Chi Psi’s 22-11. Koer¬ber, Sigma Nu, made one-half of histeam’s markers. Although defeated,the Chi Psis showed unexpectedstrength.Phi Sig 25-Acacia 8The Phi Sigs sank the men fromthe Masonic house with a score total¬ing 25-8. Priess and Kreuger did thevictors scoring, the former making13 points and the latter the rest.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETPOMFRET_ HIRTwith anArrowCOILJLARon it. 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