TSINffW.*!1BEATILLINOIS! •v®be iBatlp jtlaroon BEATILLINOIS!Vol. 27. No. 25. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?yieowpe MORptNSTERftThe University of Illinois band isextremely irritated. A rash has brokenout on the bass drum, and the saxo¬phones lie awake nights moaning andsobbing to themselves. There is norest for the cellos. It all has comefrom the announcement by* the Uni¬versity of Chicago that the whole Il¬linois band can’t be accomodated atthe Battle of Stagg Field this Satur¬day. Only one hundred bandsmenwill be allowed inside the park. So,you see, some of the instruments—two-thirds of them, in fact—in thethree-hundred piece Illinois band willbe forced to pass a dreary week-endin Champaign, instead of tootingthemselves to a time at the Battle.This, naturally enough, has subjectedthe instruments to a great deal of wor¬ry, trying to guess whether they willbe among the lucky ones to make thetrip to the big city. Hence the irrita¬tion, the rash, the moaning and groan¬ing and crying aloud of the Illinoisband.* * * * SHORELAND HOST TO GREEKSTwenty Teams Open Drive for KiddiesTEN WOMEN ANDTEN MEN NAMEDSQUAD CAPTAINS ‘BEAT ILLINI’ TO BE SLOGAN FOR RALLIESMixer Friday in Ida NoyesTo Officially OpenAnnual DriveThe situation, indeed, has been con¬sidered so acute in the Twin Citiesthat various individuals in unofficialcapacities have been spending a gooddeal of their time lately prophesyinga break in athletic relations betweenthe universities of Illinois and Chi¬cago. Somehow, I cannot take sucha possibility with any degree of seri¬ous. I cannot help feeling that, evenwere fifteen bassoons and eight Frenchhorns to be left home in ChampaignSaturday, the world fifty years fromnow would be little affected by thatfact. Not that I do not appreciate theIllinois band. It is, in my mind, as inthe minds of about everyone else, anoble institution. It is bands like thatof Illinois (and Ohio and Michigan,too) that make those dreary twenty-five minutes just before the battle be¬gins worth enduring. Maybe the Illi¬nois band won’t be able to spell out“I L L I N O I S” and “CHIC A-G O’’ and “H O M E C O M I N G,H O W D Y” Saturday, because Chi¬cago. won’t leave enough of its play¬ers inside the fence to do so. MaybeI say, the band won’t be able to. It’sdeplorable, no doubt, but what, afterall ,is the odds? Twenty leaders from the sopho¬more class have been chosen to cap¬tain the teams that will bring in ap¬proximately half of the proceeds ofthe Settlement drive.These teams of ten persons each,led by the captains, will solicit fundsfrom all who are not approached inthe regular subscription drive of theSettlement. Those chosen are: Flor¬ence Bloom, Ethel Brignall, JeanBrittain, Florence Herzman, RuthHolmes, Violet Holmes, Helen Lam-born, Dorothy Sylvester, Alice Wiles,Herberta Van Pelt, Maturin Bay,Dan Costigan, Don Dodd, Virgil Gist,Fred Hack, Harry Hagey, John Jack-son, George Mueller, Burton McRoy,and Ed Woolf.All team captains are required tomeet in Cobb 206 this afternoonMy column of Tuesday, having todo with the increased backing giventhe Maroon football team by the boyswho occupy seats in the stands andused, in the old days when Mr. Stagg’smen were winning regularly, to behostile, but are now friendly, the teamhaving become the regular underdog,has elicited the following comebackfrom “Faithful Reader,” of Canton,Ill.: “Yesterday you wrote of a changein attitude towards the team on thepart of its followers—from hostility tosomething like affection. You wrotethat the spectators roar for the boysfor hours on end Saturday afternoons,and defend the boys from malignantslander through the rest of the week.This may be so, but it is not in myexperience.* * * *“It has been my observation thatMaroon supporters this season are notvociferous in their expressions of the‘do or die’ spirit. Indeed, they haveseemed consistently apathetic to meof late, now that the Maroons havebegun to lose regularly. They are notaffected by these defeats; no longer(as in the old days) do little crowds ofexcited townsmen, gather on the cor¬ner and talk excitedly when the boysare trampled in the mud. Followers ofthe Maroons do not seem to take theirbgatings to heart, as of yore. Rather,they take them as a matter of course.They recognize that the Maroons andthe Old Man are in a slump andthat there’s nothing to be done aboutit, but wait for better times to come.And, I think, their attitude is the bestone to take. Don’t you think there’s Women SpeakersExpress Views onHomecoming Fraysomething to what I say?”I do indeed. With which concession,I wend my weary way home to thetrat house and solid food. Football, as women understand it,will be discussed at the WomenSpeaker’s club meeting tonight at 7in Ida Noyes hall. Each member ofthe club will be given a chance toexpress ideas about football and pepmeetings in extemporaneous talks on“The Homecoming Game.”“What She Saw at the Game,” afootball reading, will be given bySophia Malenski, secretary of theclub. Before the close of the meet¬ing Dorothea Hammann, treasurer,will lead the women in footballcheers and songs. 25 Yards WinsOne Fur BennyFootball pays its way for George“Peanut” Reed, at least. Diminu¬tive George played his first gameagainst Ohio last Saturday. On hisfirst two plays, he gained twenty-five yards. Monday after the gamehe appeared on campus with a newfur coat. George’s father seems tobe a rather liberal man.BALLET REVEALSCAMPUS HISTORY PLAN THREE DAYSOF PEP SESSIONSGreen Cappers Cheer VarsityAt Practice FieldSCHEDULE OF EVENTSTonight—Pep Session in field at5:30.Eighteen Women to GiveHomecoming SkitsFour episodes in the history ofthe University will be portrayed bythe Homecoming ballet, a part of theUniversity Homecoming, Saturday at8, in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.The first ballet is of 1893, repre¬senting the “bicycle girls,” withRuth Holmes, Maripn Fitzpatrick,and Mary Louise Hunnell. In the1903 “Gibson girls” act are Eliza¬beth Loomis, Dorothy Sylvester,Clare Delehant, Dorothy Lowe, andMarion Garber. The pantomine of1913 will be pictured by Elva Brown,Clare Delehant, Eloise Kresse andDorothy Sylvester. As a finale, the1926 ballet is composed of DorothyLowe, Jean Brittain, Annette Lotz,Jeanette Watson, Katherine Merry-weather and Virginia Wells. Friday—Snake dance and Home¬coming pep session in Mandel at7:30. -Saturday—Snake dance aroundcampus starting from Bartlett gymat 1.Plans for the greatest series ofpep sessions in the history of theUniversity were announced today byBill Weddell, head cheer leader.Three pep sessions and two snakedances are the features of this en¬thusiastic effort to “Beat Illinois.”Pep Team In FeldThe Green Cappers started theplan off right last night when theymet at Stagg Field to cheer the var¬sity at practice. Tonight at 5:30(Continued on page 2) Band Takes Field;Cappers Lose OutInasmuch as the unusually largeband of the University of Illinoiswill occupy the field during most ofthe half period of the clash betweenthe Maroon and Orange and BlueSaturday the Green Cap men willnot form the C on the field as wasoriginally planned. The Cappersmay perform before or after thegame.COMPLETE HOUSEDECKINGS TODAY FRATERNITY MENUSHER IN FIRSTFORMAL OF YEARCommittee Sets Limit ForInterfratemity Ball BidsTo Three HundredFraternity Men Advised toUse Illinois ColorsPhoenix StartsSecret PracticeFor Next IssueJONES TO ADDRESSGOPHER EDUCATORSON INDIA GEOGRAPHYMinnesota educators are to hearsoon two lectures to be given by As¬sistant Professor Wellington D Jonesof the University geography depart¬ment.The lectures, ’“The Economic Geog¬raphy of India” and “Northern Pata¬gonia: Its Present Development andFuture Possibilities,” will be presentedto the geography section of the Min¬nesota State Education Associationconvention, Nov. 6 and 7, in the St.Paul Hotel, St. Paul Minnesota. In ad¬dition all educators who are interestedin this subject may, if they wish, at¬tend, by the association.Teachers from all parts of the stateof Minnesota are expected to listento the speeches of Mr. Jones.Sophomore CouncilMeets Friday NoonThe sophomore class council willhold its first meeting tomorrow atnoon in Cobb 208. It is importantthat all attend this meeting as thebusiness will concern the appoint¬ment of a time and place for futuremeetings and plans for the sopho¬more class mixer are to be made. Deltho EntertainsPledges of ClubsAt Supper SpreadDeltho pledges will entertain thepledges.of the women’s clubs of theUniversity at a supper spread to begiven Sunday from 5:30 to 8:30 in thenorth reception room of Ida Noyeshall. A musicale will follow’, consist¬ing of numbers by Evangeline Wil¬liams at the cello, Edwarda Williamsat the violin, and Mary Nixon at thepiano.The supper will be the fourth af¬fair given this quarter for club pledges.Chi Rho Sigma will sponsor a teadance in honor of all women pledges,Tuesday at 4 in the theater of IdaNoyes hall.M. DUCRET RECITESFOR FRENCH CLUBFrench poems by Alfred du Musset,Miguel Zamaciois, Paul Geralby, andothers will be read by Mile. Maurci-ette Ducret at the meeting of LeCercle Francais today at 4:30 in theparlors of La Maison Francaise, 5810Woodlawn Avenue.Mile. Ducret is a native of France,and it is only within the last fewyears that she has taken up her resi¬dence in the United States. She hasattended the University and is a mem¬ber of Wyvern. Membership in theFrench club is open to all persons whoare interested in French and who at¬tend the meetings with some regular¬ity. Saturday Evening Post, bew’are!On November eleventh, “Blockand lackie,” this month’s issue ofthe Phoenix, will invade the enemy’sground with a life s*ory of CoachAmos Alonzo Stagg. But his domin¬ating features portrayed on the cov¬er will captain, not coach, the offen¬sive publication. Foremost amongthe ranks, a photograph of WallyMarks, with a strong intereferenceof satirical football stories, will be astrong factor in putting the maga¬zine across the goal. Tonight will be the deadline forfraternity Homecoming decorations.The Interfraternity council judgesannounce that they will make therounds of the houses, as soon as theafternoon work has been completed,to decide the winner of the shield forthe cleverest display.The fraternities are particularlyurged to concentrate on their plansthis year as the visitors from Illi¬nois have just celebrated their an¬nual Homecoming by careful decora¬tions of their campus houses. TheCouncil further advises as a matterof hospitality the incorporation ofthe Ulini colors with the Chicago dec¬orative schemes. A prize of aplacque is expected to promote keencompetition. With the Shoreland Hotel as a set¬ting and Bobbie Meeker’s orchestrato furnish the music, 300 coupleswill usher in the Interfraternity ball,the first formal of the season, Nov.24.For that night, fraternity menwill cast off their collegiate atmo¬sphere and submit to the dignity ofthe black tuxedo, while the womenthey escort take to their bright bluesand yellows and reds and greens.Silver slippers and patent leathershoes will glide to the music of twoorchestras. And over all a sprinklingof confetti and a tangle of streamerswill give the dance its final touch ofcolor.Bids DistributedTickets for the Thanksgivingdance have been distributed to themembers of the council and areready for distribution to fraternity(Continued on page 2)ANNOUNCE CAPTAINSOF BALLOON SALESFOR ILLINOIS GAMETeam captains for the W. A. A. bal¬loon sales at the Illinois game. Satur¬day, have been announced by HelenLamborn, chairman. The women areas follows: Pearl Baer, Clair Davis,Cora May Ellsworth, Florence Herz¬man, Margaret Husband, HarriettLemon, Margaret Newton and HelenWalters.Team captains should meet Satur¬day at 12:30 in Leon Mandel hall.Each woman should see that all mem¬bers of her team have been providedwith a box for money, and withchange amounting to a dollar and ahalf. All women selling balloons willgain W. A. A. points, which will becounted towards admission into theorganization.Paper Decorations?No!—Snow StormsFraternities are advised by thedecorations committee to providesubstantial decorations for theirhouses in preparing for the pro¬gram mapped out for Saturday’sHomecoming festival as the weath¬er forecast as given out by the Uni¬versity weather bureau is “cloudywith probable rain or snow orboth.” Organize Campus‘Tipplers’ to AidFootball CheersPlans to utilize the “Tipplers,” aninformal campus organization of prom¬inent men, to speed up the cheeringat the games, was the result of a con¬ference yesterday between Bill Wed¬dell and Leo Stone.John Allison, Len Bridges, GeorgeKoehn, Harold Koerber, Milt Kreiner,Ted Lockhard, John Meyer, GeorgeMorgenstern, Bill Solenberger, BillStephenson, Leo Stone, A1 Widdifield,Walt Williamson and Stan Youngform the personnel of the organiza¬tion.The Tipplers who plan to distributethemselves throughout the stands andgive the cheer leaders better supportwill meet today at 5 in the Maroonoffice. Binyon, AuthorityOn Chinese Art,Lectures MondayLaurence Binyon, noted authorityon Chinese art will give an illustrat¬ed lecture on Chinese painting, Mon¬day at 8 in Harper M-ll. The talkwill be held under the combined au¬spices of the William Vaughn Moo¬dy lectureship and the Renais¬sance Society.Dr. Binyon, who is chief of theDepartment of Oriental Prints andDrawings at the British Museum,has published many books on Chin¬ese art, twenty books of poetry andseveral plays. He comes to this coun¬try upon the invitation of the“Friends of China.”H. WOLF PRESENTSBOOKS TO LIBRARYThree books of special importanceof Northwest History have been giv¬en to the University library as thegift of Mr. Henry M. Wolf, a prom¬inent attorney in Chicago. Thesebooks which were written by Mr. Hen¬ry R. Wagner of Berkeley, Califor¬nia, are California Voyages, (1539-1541), The Spanish Southwest, (1542-1794), and Sir Francis Drake’s VoyageAround the World.Mr. Wolf’s particular interest is theSpanish language and the history ofSpain which accounts for his motivein giving the University books onthese subjects. A graduate of Yale,he studied under the late ProfessorWm. Ireland Knapp, a great Spanishhistorian. GRADUATE STUDENTREVEALS POUTICALFRAUDS IN CHICAGO“The Chicago Primary of 1926,” re¬cently published by Carrol HillWoodey gives a tale of political in-Chicago politics after an extensivestudy of the field. In his book, Mr.Woodey give sa tale of political in¬trigue, of bi-partisan alliances in whichthe public interest is not consideredWhile primarily a study of theApril primary in which the Crowe-Barrett-Thompson forces and theBrennan faction won the respectiverepublican and democratic nomina¬tions. Mr. Woodey has traced thehistory of the various factions fromthe beginnings of Deneen, Busse, Lor-imer, and Roger Sullivan to the pres¬ent time.Pledge DesertsSchool for WifeDomestic life has proved moreappealing to William Hilton Croft,Jr., a Deke pledge, than schoolroutine.This explains his mysterious dis¬appearance which remained unsolv¬ed until the announcement of hismarriage to Mary Newton, ex. 28,was made. Mr. and Mrs. Croft areat home at 6849 Clyde Avenue.iiir inifti _ tPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1926(Sty? lattij ftrnottFOUNDED IN 1901fHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Antonin,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subaci.ptlon rates:IS.(Hi i>er year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois. March IS.ihOfi. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material«.»oeariug in this paper DIVINITY CLASSES. ASK WORSHIP INCHAPEL SERVICESDeclaim Faculty LecturesAnd Lack of InterestOf StudentsOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth Daniels, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTA1 Widdi fieldMadge Child.Betty McGeeRobert Stern—Victor RoterusMilton MayerStewart McMullenGeorge Morgenstern. Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorDay EditorAssistant Day EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher ... Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore AssistantKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor Jack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantHOMECOMINGTOMORROW 3,000 undergraduate students will prepare to wel-A come more than 1 7,000 alumni to the campus on Saturday. Withthis only the second annual Homecoming at the University, we feelalready an appreciation of the spirit of the occasion.Pep sessions, decorated fraternity houses, snake dances to thestadium, thousands of returning grads,—these are the symptomsthat the campus displays in verification of the theory that we havelearned the secrets of a successful homecoming.Saturday the University of Chicago football team plays that ofthe University of Illinois. The game is the central feature of theHomecoming program. We may win that game, in fact we aregoing to win that game, if humanly possible, but there is that possi¬bility that we will lose. The scribes pick us to lose.After the game is over we will know if Homecoming is a suc¬cess here. If we lose and you have a thousand good alibis, or if winand you can see no other University in the world, if Chicago seemsgreater after the game, win or lose, if everybody is happy, win orlose, if the 1 7,000 alumni can sing “Wave the Flag for Old Chi¬cago,” five minutes after the game is over, win or lose, then Home¬coming at the University of Chicago is a success. Anyway ....BEAT ILLINOIS.WANTED: CONTRIBUTORSI17E can plead, threat and tear our hair but the only people we"can get fighting mad are our staff members. For the past threeweeks we have been publishing a sheet devoted solely to feature ma¬terial. The number of contributions receivd for this supplement fromundergraduates, indicates lack of interest on your part. And we areediting this newspaper solely for you.The Circle, before its premature death, didn’t have to fight thecampus literati way we do. Is it because it was graced with amagazine cover? (Is this page “dead-weight" or does it deserve alittle support from you?We are trying to give you what you want most. We can fillit with interesting material but we cannot take your place. Snap outof that lethargy and send us that choice story or poem that restsuneasily in your desk. Divinity students are not satisfiedwith the Divinity chapel services.This was the unanimous opinion ofthe students who attended the massmeeting held Tuesday evening 5n106 Swift hall. The meeting wascalled by the student organizationsof the Divinity School and the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary. Mr.Frank Ward, president of the Stu¬dent Council of the Divinity Schoolpresided over the meeting.The mass meeting was announced“for students only.” In keeping withthis announcement, the utmost free¬dom prevailed throughout the meet¬ing. Frank criticisms of presentchapel services were made from thefloor, and lively discussions followedthe raising of each point. Nothingescaped criticism; nothing was toosacred to be questioned.Object To LecturesOne of the chief objections to thepresent Divinity Chapel services wasthat the chapel period is given overtoo much to academic lectures bymembers of the faculty, and too lit¬tle to programs of worship and de¬votion. Student participation wasalso urged by several of those who( offered constructive suggestions.Self-criticism, also, played an im¬port part in the discussion. Manyseemed to believe that much of theineffectiveness of chapel servicescomes from the attitude of the stu¬dents themselves toward the services.It seems that even theological stu¬dents need to be told to be quietin a religious service. Better stu¬dent attendance was, also, recom¬mended as an improvement of theservice.A committee of three, Mayhew,Houser, and Miss Fisher was ap¬pointed to present the results of themeeting to the faculty committee.FRATERNITY MENUSHER IN FIRSTFORMAL OF YEAR(Continued from page 1)men now. Only 300 bids are beingissued, it was announced.The opening of the annex to themain ball room of the Shoreland,with an assurance of excellent check¬ing facilities from the management,removes the possibility of late arri¬vals being caught in the crush at thedoor.ANNOUNCE PLEDGINGAcacia fraternity announces thepledging of H. C. Slover, Silvis, Ill.;Geo. H. Hetherington, Oshkosh, Wis.;Harold R. Jolliffe, Kingston, Ontario,Canada; Charles A. Rupp, Wenham,Mass.; David P. Richardson, CraneHill, Ark.; Andrew C. Hamilton, Clar¬ion, Iowa.TYPEWRITERS FOR SALE—Underwood No. 3. Bargain $27.50.Good condition. Call Irving Davis,6032 Woodlawn. Evenings, Plaza02137.OUR HONOR FROSHON my way to lunch I invariably pass the circle where an odd hun¬dred freshmen run relays and cavort generally on the green.What was my surprise, then, when on the usual trek for food I sawthe Green Cap men marching arm in arm and singing “Wave theFlag of Old Chicago” as they formed a marching C.What a glorious change from the climbing of trees and mimic-ing of the fair sex. What a commendable and whole-hearted spiritto succeed the scoffing of yore.And when at the command “Turn East” the frosh hurriedlytook their caps from their heads and started singing the Alma MaterI joined them. And somehow the song meant more. And the greencap was more than a name. •ERNST* ROEULK*•5S09 • HflRPER-fWE-• PHONE: HyDC-PflRtV8262'■flRnsr-pnoTOGRflpncRThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.ATTENTIONSTUDENTS!We cater especially to studenttrade at most reasonable prices.Cleaning - Pressing - RepairingM. SHINDERMAN1114 EL 55th StreetTel. Midway 6958Work called for and delivered.ftl ^ f. PLAN THREE DAYSOF OPEN SESSION(Continued from page 1)this will be followed up by a meet¬ing of the entire student body inwhere Frances Kendall and HolmesBoynton will hand out informationand suggestions concerning the drive,front of Bartlett Gym to create pepfor the game.On Friday night at 7, the home¬coming pep session begins wilh thesnake dance about campus led bythe band. This will be completedwhen 600 alumni, the team, andmany former grid stars join the stu¬dents at Mandel hall for the biggestpep session in years.Climax SaturdayThe climax will come Saturday afternoon at one, when the alumniand students meet at Bartlett Gymfor a snake dance up and down Frat¬ernity Row, across the campus, andthrough the gates of Stagg Field,where they will occupy a section ofthe “C” stand in a body. FOR RENT— A very desirableroom for a young lady at 5731 Dor-J Chester. Will sublet cheap. Call Ger-| trude Goddard at Foster Hall.LOST—Barrel of.small gold foun¬tain pen bearing initials M. D. Find¬er please return to Lost and Founddepartment.THE SHANTY HASATMOSPHEREIt appeals at once to the, discriminating because it isdifferent.Both ala carte and table d'hoteservice from 7 :30 A. M. to 8 P. M.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folks**Henry GLytton 8 SonsSTATE at JACKSON—on the Northeast CornerThey have fine allWool padded lin¬ings. Are Strong,Durable and Odor¬less. 51 inches long.1-arge roll collar.Here’s the UndisputedAll-Conference ChampionBlack Pony RoadsterFUR COATS* COLLEGE men with a craving for the newest took tothese Fur Coats instantly. The price alone wasenough to sell them but after the fellows had seen, feltand tried them on Black Pony Roadsters were voted thehit ot the season.$43.50I It’s Hot!BEATILLINOIS!Thursday MorningThe Daily SPORTS L MaroonNovember 4, 1926 BEATILLINOIS!ZUPPKE BRINGS SQUAD HERE TONIGHTSELECT FROSH “YALE-HARVARD” TEAMSEQUAL DIVISIONOF PLAYERS TOMAKE GOOD GAMETwenty-Five Men RepresentCrimson Squad; Twenty-Six For YaleWith the all important “Yale-Harvard” same three days off theofficial division of the Freshman gridsquad into the two teams was an¬nounced last night. Unofficially theteams have been separated since lastThursday but because of the shift¬ing of players to balance the Blueand Crimson squads the line-up wasunsettled till then.Yale Lineup“Yale” has twenty-six men wear¬ing of the Blue jerseys. Linemenand backs are proportionally distri¬buted. The members of the “BiffBlue” team are: Reeves, Daurel, Ho¬gan. Dustin, Cooper, Froberg, Aron¬son, Abbott, Bloom, Burgess, Hali-han, Morris, Mendenhall Riddle Dub-sky, Sorderly, Kelly, Priess, Greer,Eisentsein, Gray, Hoffert, Rutter,Watrus, Nonet, and Omufrock.“Harvard’s” ‘crimson horde’ num¬bers twenty-five. The distribution isthe same as that on the ‘Yale’ out¬fit. The men who will play are: Mc-Curry, Hedeen, Seidner, McNair,M a y, Heywood, Bortonofsky,Wrightsman, Knowles, Campbell,Wattengerg, Alger, Meigs, Koesler,Gesas, Meadows, Heywood, Marshall,Wakeland, Best, Vinson Eichenber-ry, Morrison, Malchewski and Grady. Women’s Gym HeadDefends SituationOn Midway CampusEmphasizing convenience in re¬gard to interest in sports amongUniversity women, Miss MarjorieCamp, instructor in the physical ed¬ucation department, asserted thatan indifferent attitude toward athlet¬ics is not entirely the fault of thewomen"Crowded classes and the unfortu¬nate arrangement of academic andphysical education programs arebound to detract somewhat fromone’s enjoyment of a sport,” saidMiss Camp “In a University such asthis, \yhere most of the students liveoff campus, convenience is a decidedfactor. Women dislike to stay overto add an hour of physical educationto their already crowded curricula.”“Unfortunately, too, there havebeen lapses in the athletic lives ofmany of the women, since some aca¬demic institutions do not requireconsistent work in physical educa¬tion As a result, many of thesports have never been played byUniversity women. They have for¬gotten how to play.Miss Camp taught at Goucher in1922-23 and at Columbia in 1924-26.In regard to the relative proficiencyof East and West in various sports,she stated that although the Easternschools were better in hockey, swim¬ming was about the same in bothsections of the country. Tarpon clubshe considers an important asset inthe furtherance of interest in swim¬ming here at the University, andcommends the work of W. A. A. infostering hikes and riding classes.It’s Homecoming at Evanston andIowa Tod; Hosts to Strong TeamsLaFayette, Ind., Nov. 3-—Handi¬capped by rain and cold weather, thePurdue football squad, unbeaten inthe Big Ten will hold its last hardworkout of the week here today inpreparation for the all-importantgame with Northwestern at Evans¬ton next Saturday afternoon, whichwill decide whether the Purple or theOld Gold and Black will continue therace with the conference leaders forchampionship honors. A light drillwill be given tomorrow night, andFriday morning the Boifermaker’swill entrain for Chicago.The game is Northwestern’s Home¬coming, a situation that should makethe strong Purple rise to new heightsbefore its alumni. Iowa City, la., Nov. 3.—Cool plan¬ning of strategic methods by thecoaching staff and warm executionof those tactics by the players markthe final practices of Iowa’s footballteam preparing to beat off Minneso¬ta’s invaders Saturday.All the frills will embroider theedges of the Homecoming patternbut the main design is this twentiethgame between Hawkeyes and Go¬phers. The old rivalry will be con¬tinued by an Iowa team eager tocondone defeats by Illinois and OhioState and a Minnesota eleven justbeginning to ascend to the zenithof its power.Minnesota’s giant line is just asheavy as Iowa’s and a trifle moreexperienced.TheSlickest Coat on theCampus!iSlQmd^^cPfluknf:tpiUcjwLNo well dressed college man iswithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker andthere’snoth-ing as smart or sensible forrough weather and chilly days.Made of famous yellow water¬proof oiled fabric. Has all-’ round strap on collar and elas¬tic at wrist-bands.Clasp-dosing styleButton-closing styleStamp the correct name in yourmemory, and buy no other.The "Standard Student” ismade only by the StandardOiled Clothing Co., N. Y. CSlip out on atALL GOOD DEALERS MACS, BURTONSDEFEAT CAMPUSTERRORS, ROMANSPuts Cardinal Team AheadIn I-M Club LeagueTouchball RaceGames Today3:00Phi Gamma Delta vs. Zeta BetaTau.Chi Psi vs. Sigma Nu.Phi Pi Phi vs. Phi Sigma Delta.3:45Delta Sigma Phi vs. Beta Theta Pi.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Alpha DeltaPhi.Kappa Sigma vs. Alpha Tau Ome¬ga.The schedule of the Club Leagueadvanced one stage further yester¬day afternoon when the Burtons andMacs won over the Campus Terrorsand the Romans. This leaves the Car¬dinals as the only team who havenot yet suffered a defeat.Burtons 18; Terrors 0The Burtons tamed the CampusTerrors to the tune of 18 to 0. Wil¬liam Oplatka was the star of thegame making runs that averagedabout thirty to forty yards. He hadthe dash and shiftiness of a Grangeand it is rumored that he should beout for Varsity instead of Intramur¬als. Another big feature of the gamewas the beautiful passes of Rosen-field. DTeschell, Wilson, and Opla¬tka each scored six points for theBurtons.Mac 24; Romans 0The Macs defeated the Romans inanother white wash. A superb inter¬ception of a pass by Goodman scoredthe first touch down for the Macs.(Continued on page 4) “Team Looks GoodIn Early SeasonPractice” — Sackett“Early season basketball practicelooks very encouraging for the Ma¬roon cage hopes this year,” accord¬ing to Capt. Hank Sackett. “Thereare no outstanding players in thepre-season drills,” says the 1926leader, “but the whole team play hasbeen outstanding.” The work of hismen in yesterday’s session, featuredby an uncanny number of perfectscoring plays, substantiated hisstatement.Sackett, Zimmerman, Macklindand Farwell of last year’s squad andGist, Kaplan, Cooper, Forkel, andMurphy of last year’s frosh havebeen practicing hard ever since theopening week of school. Marks,Hoerger, and McDonough will bevaluable additions to the squad atthe close of football, as will be Mc¬Connell, baseball capt.-elect, who hasnot turned out yet. “Woo” Laverty,star of the Frosh squad of two yearsago, has hurdled scholastic difficul¬ties, and is making a strong bid atthe guard position.According to Sackett, this is thefirst year for some time that Chicagohas got down to real practice ses¬sions at so early a date.BADGERS SELL OUTALL TICKETS FOR.ANNUAL GAME HEREMadison, Wis., Nov. 3, 1926.—Over2,000 applications from alumni for tic¬kets for the Chicago game at Chicagohave been returned, the allotment of7,500 tickets being taken up the firstday. Student mail order for the Chi¬cago game closed Nov. 5, with indi¬cations that many local fans will beunable to secure accommodations forthe season’s finale at Stagg Field.WOODWORTH’S BOOK NEWSNear Kimbark Ave. 1311 EAST 57TH ST. Phone Hyde Park 1690CHICAGO. 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Near Kimbark Ave.“THE PLACE TO GET THE BOOK YOU WANT” HIGHLY TOUTED ILLINOIS OUTFITTO GET REST TONIGHT, WORKOUTTOMORROW, IN FINAL PREPARATIONMaroons, Finally Free From Injury, Drill On Offense in LastHard Practice; Downstaters NotOverconfidentBy Victor RoterusThe Illinois football squad withcrafty old Bob Zuppke at their headwill pull in tonight, and probablybunk at the Cooper-Carlton hotel.They will adjust themselves to therejuvenated Stagg field tomorrowwhen they will go through a lightdrill.Illini Recall PastAlthough Illinois has all kinds ofreasons for being confident of avictory over the Maroons, Zuppkeis not having a hard time to con¬vincing his team that they will be ina battle Saturday; for the invadersare remindful of past instanceswhere the Maroons, doped to godown to certain defeat, did some¬thing else.Except for Capt. Kassel andD’Ambrosio, crack ends, the Illinois team is fit physically. Kassel, an all¬conference wing man well known toStagg field patrons, will play onlyif Zuppke thinks he is needed to winthe game. Nickol and Wilson havebeen playing at the end positions allweek and they will probably start.The Maroons spent their last hardscrimmage of the week last night onoffensive drill. The second stringvarsity men ran through the playsagainst a lineup of freshmen andgained consistently. Stagg has beensaving his regulars most of theweek.Rouse O. K.Trainer Benson announced lastnight that Stan Rouse, Stagg’sground-gaining ace who injured hisankle against Ohio, would not behampered by his injury next Satur-(Continued on page 4)TRIANONWORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFULBALLROOMTo NightCampusFrolicWALLY” MARKS- - IN PERSON - -As Guest Master of CeremoniesFOOTBALL SOUVENIRSFREE!GqiBi&TiA WHOOPING COLLEGIATEDANCE REVEL!VwmKJFW*** m V'4«N* . - - r.t^npnmnpqr • - ^Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1926^Ae xA "WhistleREASSURANCEDear, do not fear just because youmay kiss meI shall ensnare you with possessivestrings,Claim all your life, all your soul, andyour future.I live for pleasure that each momentbrings—1 shan’t pursue you with meaning¬less questions,Whence you have come, or how longyou will stay.1 do not care whom you may lovetomorrow,All that I want is your love for to¬day.—Marjolainc“Women Should Have Three Di¬mensions”—Lorado Taft in the Dai¬ly Maroon. Hey, but that leaves outbroadmindedness!THE winds wax colder. Soon therewill be ice-skating and hockey on theMidway—and we will all have an¬other sport in w’hich we don’t in¬dulge !IT’S BETTERTO HAVE LOVED AND LOST;THAN TO HAVE NEVERSTUDIED IN HARPER AT ALL! !AFTERMATHSoftly as heard on pipes of reedI hear the voicing of your need. . . .I hear the words you will not form,And in your heart I know the stormThat rages ’twixt desire and. creed.Great is the love I have for you,And were I to that love less true,I should give way to keen desire,And we might know the chasteningfire,That on the morrow we would rue.—VirginiaIT’S an awful feeling, isn’t it, tobe pounding along down the boule¬ vard when the one whom you’ve gotposted in the backseat to “keep aneye peeled for trouble” suddenlygasps, “Ooh, here comes a motorcy¬cle?” And it’s with a peculiar effortto remember fellows whom you knowwith a political drag, isn’t it, thatyou put on the brakes and sit up inyour seat with an innocent air? Andit’s almost with disappointment, isn’tit, that you watch some civilian eggon an unofficial machine chug by?That’s what is continually happeningto us. We wish those boulevard par¬asites would be forced to send outadvance radio messages as they pro¬ceed—“Don’t Worry, Boys, It’s OnlyLittle Me”; or “Keep That ArmThere, I’m Out For Pleasure My¬self,” or “Don’t Alibi, I Thought Youwere the Flivver Squad.”IT MAKES A DIFFERENCEThe wettest guy I’ve ever known,I never knew such saps were grown,Dance, he don’t; and sheik, he ain’t,Drink, he can’t; his line is quaint.I loathe his Ford, his face I hate—I’d never give that mess a date! !You say he’s pledged to Gamma U?Now there’s a man, I always knew . .—Sis Macs, Burtons ' DefeatCampus Terrors,Romans(Continued from page 3)Novak was the big star of the Ro¬mans although he was not able toscore. The whole game was featuredby the magnificent playing of Cody.He seemed to be all over the field atonce and kept the Roman’s guess¬ing. Goodman and Bushnell bothscored six points for the Macs andCody scored twelve.Today’s Horseshoes—Club League3:30 p. m., Cardinals vs. CampusTerrors; Burtons vs. Macs.4:00 p. m., Burtons vs. CampusTerrors, Romans vs. Macs. Sacrifice, less than insured value.YVoodlawn, Dorchester 3323. 5750WANTED—Student to assist lighthousework, mornings. 50c an hour.Call Midway 9174. from 12 to 1.ATTRACTIVE FRONT ROOM.Suitable 1 or 2. Newly decorated.Closet. Midway 10293, afternoon orevening.Zuppke Brings SquadHere Tonight(Continued from page 3)day, Rouse has not been in uniformall week, spending his practice hoursin the training quarters. The rapidimprovement of Kyle Anderson’sknee will make it possible for himto play Saturday. McKinney is alsoin shape.CLASSIFIEDNOW, folks, isn’t the above justAWFUL? How can we have respectfor FRATERNITIES if the menCARRY ON in such a REPREHEN¬SIBLE manner? And those POORgirls—oh, oh, oh, what would theDEAN say? And how BAD thatnice door man at the COCOANUTGrove will feel.The Tippler* will meet today at 5o’clock in the Daily Maroon office.Krienes is invited to bring hi* cig¬arettes.—TERRIBLE TURK LOST—Small black puppy. Greencollar. Please call Vogt, Dor. 8169.FOR SALE—Late Chevrolet coupe,15,000 miles; overhauled, repainted. KIMBARK APARTMENTS6115 Kimbark AvenueLarge front room with kitchenettesuitable for two, $10.00. Two roomside suite at $8.50. Single roomshousekeeping $5.00.FOR RENT—Room, use of kitchen¬ette and bath. Suitable for two ladies.Very reasonable. Call Apt. 3, 1377 E.57th Street.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 InglesideLarge room adjacent bath, twin beds,two window’s, large comfortable chairs,study tables and lamps, $7.50. Frontroom, wall bed, $6.00; single sleepingrooms $4.00 up; single housekeepingrooms $5.00 up. from $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.CHEVROLET COUPE, 1924. Exc.cond. Bargain. Must sell. 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We cook our foods in a manner that appeals to menand women who know how to get real food-enjoyment out ofa mealtime occasion.THE SIGN OF GOOD FOOD£>rljaU’0 Uwtaurant5500 Harper Ave. Open AU NightCLUB BREAKFAST LUNCHEON DINNER9Just Before the Referee Blows His WhistleDid You Win the Toss?YES, IF YOU HAVE ON ONE OF R&KWARM OVERCO ATS IF NOT YOU WILL BEDEFENDING THE GOAL WITH THE WINDIN YOUR FACERex rd jr 1 JKelderiLargest University Clothiers in the West25 Jackson Boulevard EastKIMBALL BUIL j> ? “7th Floor”