Chicago andOhio have met sixtimes. Ohio wonthe first two. Bail? JWaroon Chicago wonthe next two. Thelast two were tiedat 3-3. Whatnext?Vol. 27. No. 22. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1926 Price Five CentaWHAT OFIT?ternI have an idea about All-Confer¬ence teams that, by those who taketheir All-Conference as real andearnest business, cannot be passed bywithout some consideration. Almostall of the “all ” teams picked sinceNoah cut his squad down to the noblesix hundred he wanted to have onthe bench with him on the Ark have,admittedly, been so much of whatthe boys commonly call “hoy.” Theplayers on them have, as a rule, beenthose with the best press agents.Most of the “experts” who do thechoosing sec the men that they pickon their teams play in but one game;frequently other players who do nothappen to stand out in that particu¬lar game have a better average overthe year. Often, too, the experts taketheir men for political reasons, pick¬ing players from the traditional un¬derdog teams—a means of gettinga reputation for fair-mindednesseasily.It is a customary procedure, also,for the experts to pick on their teamsplayers who have ended up the yearwith a bang-up final game. The im¬pression of this final performance is,naturally enough, fresh in the ex¬perts’ minds when they get down tothe business of figuring out theirteams, so the player gets on. My ideafor a better “all-” team springs tosome extent from this habit of theexperts. Its basic principle lies inthe theory that the boys who do thepicking can do it most judiciouslyimmediately after every game, justas they can and do pick the big starsof the final games unerringly. So,carrying out my idea to its logicalconclusion,—if anything having todo with an “all-” team can be calledlogical—there would be, here in theBig Ten, an All-Conference teampicked every week.At the end of the season, theexpert doing the selecting wouldaverage up his weekly teams, andthe men who have got on the mosttimes at their positions through theseason would be picked for the finalall-season team. Some latitude couldbe given to injured playerp, whomight miss a game or two, in makingthe selections, and in such casesjudgment wold not have to followstrictly on the number of times theman was placed on the weekly team.I should suggest, to anyone whowants to put the new system ontrial, that points on the same systemas those given in the decathlon (i. e.,three for first, two for second, andone for third) be given weekly tothe players, according to whetherthey make the first, second, or thirdteam. The man with the highestscore at each position at the end ofthe season would win the placethere.On last week’s operations, I wouldpick this outfit:E Oosterbaan, MichiganT Baer, MicihganG Hess, OhioC Klein,OhioG Lovctte, MichiganT Nelson, IowaE Kassell, IllinoisQ Friedman, MichiganH Grim, OhioII Wilcox, PurdueF Joesting, MinnesotaAfter looking it over, however, Icome back to the realization that an“all-” team’s an “all-” team, no mat¬ter how good the system it’s pickedunder. DOPE FAVORS BUCKEYE TEAMHONOR WALTER CAMP TODAY INJURIES CRIPPLE MIDWAYRUNNING ATTACK; WILCEMENBOAST REAL SCORING POWERLEADS STRONG TEAM DEDICATE GAMETO MEMORY OFFOOTBALL DEANPart of Receipts Devoted to1 Finance Memorial forFamed Yale AthleteCaptain Marty Karow, wearingnumber 13, will bear watching todayboth by the Maroon Team and by fanswho love good football. He is a lipe-bucker, line-backer, and interferencemaker of “All-Conference” rank.KID TEAMS PLAYBETWEEN HALVESMidgets Meet ScoutsMemory of Camp InAs part of Walter Camp Day, theannual Kid football game will bestaged this afternoon immediatelypreceding and following the OhioState-Chicago conference game. Thiscontest, which has proved so popularwith the crowds in former years, is tohe between the Midway Midgets, ateam averaging ten years of age, andthe Shore Sport Scouts, who averageone year less.The Midgets are relying on BuddySherer, who will wear number 55,Captain Marks’ numbers, and whoevidently has not a little of the Ma¬roon captain’s skill. Eddie Burke isexpected to furnish the Scouts’ threatand, although only eight years old,shows signs of becoming as elusiveand fast as the representative of thenumber he will wear, Grange’s old 77.The uniforms of the Scouts’ resem¬ble somewhat those of Ohio crimsonjersey with red headgears, while the(Continued on page 2) By Milton S'. MayerThere will he one victory on Staggfield today, regardless of who wins thefootball game—a victory for the mem¬ory of the greatest spirit that everbuilt football, the greatest force thatever moved football—Walter Camp.The Colossus to whom Chicago andOhio sportdom bow their heads thisafternoon left upon his death a trailof glory that demanded a memorialfrom his Alma mater—one Yale uni¬versity. When Yale announced itsplans for the Walter Camp memorial,the cry of country-wide protest de¬manded a share in the. business, andYale university gracefully caid yes.And so this game is dedicated to Wal¬ter Camp. And the midget game tofollow is a tribute to Walter Camp’sinterest in boys.Played At YaleCamp was a 3-sport man at old Eli• in ’87, when bricks were footballs fist¬ing was legitimate, and pads were nix.In ’89 he selected the first Ail-Ameri-can football team, with his lifelongfriend, Amos Alonzo Stagg, thence¬forth around these parts, holding downone wing.For many years Camp was editorof the official football guide and chair¬man of the football rules committee.Among other things Camp was thehead of a New England clock foundry.(Continued on page 3) Marek, Last Year’sHero, on SidelinesWith Injured HandMarek, the halfback who torethrough Chicago’s tackles for re¬peated gains last year, will not bein the opening lineup of today’s bat¬tle. He injured his left hand in theIowa game last week and it isdoubtful if thecoaches will riskhim today.He has beenhampered consid¬erably by injuriesthis season. Hewas botheredwith an injuredshoulder up tot h e Columbia!game and lastweek just he wasagain in condtionhe hurt his hand.He is one of Wilce’s three fleet-foots, the other two being Grim andEby, sophomores. Grim has beendoing the bulk of the work lately,although Marek and Eby starredin early season triumphs.Marek hails from Cedar Rapids,Iowa, where both corn and athletesgrow. He played with Yeisley, whowas an end here last season, and,\vith Murrel. ho is starring withArmy now and who played withMinnesota last fall.BADGER-GOPHERMIX IT UP TODAYNorthwestern Meets Indiana;Two Intersectional GamesCHICAGO BAND TOPLAY, SING, ACT“FLAG OF MAROON”An innovation in band maneuvers,one that was postponed from last Sat¬urday, will be the formation of a flagby the University band between halvesof the game today in order to intro¬duce effectually the song “Flag of Ma¬roons.”As the band ends the march aroundthe field, it will form the flag in frontof the Chicago stands, and the mem¬bers will play the song once, sing itthe second time, and play it the thirdtime through.In competition with the Universityband, a musical aggregation of 120pieces will accompany the Usiversityof Ohio gridders, and will march be¬fore the game.‘Ruddy9Leyers and Elliot FultonFeatured In Fourth Who’s Who Our PredictionsChicago 0; Ohio 13.Wisconsin 6; Minnesota 13.Northwestern 7; Indiana 0.Illinois 6; Pennsylvania 7.Michigan 19; Navy 0.Purdue 27; State Normal 0.Iowa 30; Carroll 0.While Ohip and Chicago are fight¬ing it oqt on Stagg Field, other con¬ference teams will be doing and dic¬ing it for their respective Alma Ma¬ters. One of the decisive battles forthe conference title is scheduled atMadison, where the Badgers meetthe Gophers. Northwestern will meetIndiana in the other conferencegame slated.Intersectional games, in whichmembers of the Big Ten are in¬volved, feature two meets todaywhen Illinois attempts to solve the“hidden ball play” of Pennsylvaniaat Champaign, and when Michiganwill attempt to lower the colors ofthe middies training at Annapolis.Purdue and Iowa will take it easythis week-end when they engage(Continued on page 2)Rudolph LeyersRudolph Leyers began his footballcareer at Lindblom high school. Hewas a regular in his senior year, butdid not star. He came out for fresh¬man football at the University andwas singled out for his defensive abil¬ity and was used to back up the linein scrimmages with the varsity.In spring practice, Coach Stagg, ap¬preciating the scarcity of fullbacks,taught him to carry the ball. Dailyscrimmages developed him rapidly andhe learned much. After the close ofschool, he caught pneumonia andlost twenty-five pounds. It wasthought that he could not come back,but he has shown up well recently.He is a member of Alpha Sigma Phi. Elliot FultonElliot Fulton preped at U High,but did not play football until he cameto the University. He is a juniornow and played his first game vs.Maryland. He first saw real servicelast Saturday, however, when McDon¬ough was injured and he was substi¬tuted at quarter.Coach Stagg Jr. says of him that hehas developed wonderfully since com¬ing to the University and is puttinghis best into the game. If yofi see aplayer with a big “13” on his backcalling plays today, you’ll know Ful¬ton’s getting another chance. He isaffiliated with Alpha Delta Phi.(To Be Continued) LARGEST CROWD OFYEAR FILLS STANDSAccording to the ticket sale thisafternoon will see a capacity crowdgathered in Stagg field. Mr. Raineof the ticket office stated that the ex¬act number will be determined by thebriskness of this morning’s sale, butthat he expected a crowd of from 43,-000 to 46,000. Monday will see theend of the ticket sales for the Wis¬consin game to be held here or» No¬vember 20. There are already moreapplications in than can be filled, butstudents and alumni will have prefer¬ence. All Illinois game tickets havealready been sold. Visitors Boast 35 PointAverage; Stagg ShiftsBackfieldBy Victor RoterusBefore 43,000 fans, the largestcrowd to ever wend its way into Staggfield, the Ohio State team, said to bereminiscent of the day of Stinchcomband Harley, is expected to beat theMaroons in almost as handy fashion,as did Penn. At tough battle is hopedfor, but a romp is predicted.Since 1920, the opening of footballrelations between the two teams, bothteams have won two, lost two, and tiedtwo. The last two games ended in3-3 ties. So something or other willbe decided today when the teams clashagain.Injuries Are BadThe last pre-game statement issuedfrom Benson’s training quarters wasthat McKinney, fleet halfback, wouldbe ready to play in case Stagg needshim, and that Anderson’s knee injuryis so grave that there would not bemuch use in playing him. McKinney’sback still bothers him, and he wouldbe risking permanent injury by play¬ing. Otherwise the team is fit. Lewis,tackle who was not in uniform for thePurdue game, will start. Greenebaum’sshowing this week has entitled him toa place on the opening lineup althoughNeff will undoubtedly be given achance.The injuries of McKinney and An¬derson have necessitated a change inthe backfield. Capt. Marks has beenshifted to halfback while Leyers, stoc¬ky sophomore, will appear in Marks’old position at full. This strengthensthe line plunging but weakens the(Continued on page 4) McKinney, AndersonWill Not Start forChicagoChicago Probable Lineup Ohio“POOR NUT” ARTISTTO LEAD BUCKEYEFANS IN CHEERINGPercy Helton, star of “The PoorNut” now at the Cort theater, willlead the Ohioans in cheers during thegame. At the half he will take Wil¬liam Weddell’s place as Chicagocheer-leader.Mr. Nugent, leading man, Mr. Hel¬ton and cast, will have lunch at theBeta house, and dinner at the Phi Psihouse. Mr. Nugent was a Phi Psi atOhio.The regular performance of the“Poor Nut” tonight will be for thebenefit of the Ohio alumni. Therewill also be a midinght performancefor the students. (8) Apitz LE (42) Robin, Bell(172) (176)(14) Lewis LT (51) Raskowski(189) (199)(54) Greenbaum LG (14) Meyer* (204) (180)(5) K. Rouse C (17) Klein(181) (178)(4) Wolff RG (26) Hest(178) . (179)(24) Weislow RT (39) Uridil(190) (180)(21) Spence RE (44) Rowan(182) (185)(7) McDonough QB (16) Clark(172) (170)(2) Stan Rouse LH (20) Grim(178) (163)(55) Marks (c) RH (3) Kruskamp(172) (180)(22) Leyers F (13) Karow c)(175) (173)FROSH SCHOOLEDIN TRICK PLAYSHomecomers See GameFriday AfternoonWhen Freshmjen meet Freshmennext Friday afternoon for the Home-comers, they will have a variety ofplays that will include the brain childsof the pick of the country’s coaches.Coach Huntington has spent theseason schooling the new men in Penn,Maryland and Ohio plays and yester¬day began the round of Northwesternand Illinois shifts. With a mixture ofthe East and West and a sprinklingof miscellaneous tricks, the Frosh willbe able to put on an interesting game,according to their coach.The squads have not been pickedyet, but selections will be made Mon¬day and the men will work togetheras separate teams for a few days.Coach Huntington will try to use allof the players who have shown anypromise at all during the season inFriday’s game.The Freshman game will be playedoff following the touch football gamesalso a part of the Homecoming pro¬gram.New Grid Rules for Good of GameSays Stagg—Explains Purposes/ By Hugh O. PotterAfter giving the new five yardspenalty rule on each incompleted passafter the first during the same seriesof four downs and, the also infantile,two hours-a-day practice edict, a fairtrial, A. A. Stagg, dean of Americanfootball coaches, is of the opinion thatthey are for the good of the game.“The purpose of the pass ruling isto justly penalize teams that use thepass excessively,” he explained. “Thepeople don’t want football to be turnedinto basketball.”“The rule has been misinterpretedby most people. It is not to stop pass¬ing but merely to keep it from beingover used. A five yards penalty isn’t much or even a ten yard penalty, themost that can be given, doesn’t hurta team, for it can always kick,” the‘Old Man’ further said.In speaking of the two hours’ prac¬tice rule Mr. Stagg said, “The purposeof this ruling is to develop uniformityamong teams. Two hours is longenough. It also emphasizes the factthat scholarship is the main purposeof the university and not football.”Mr. Stagg,, is one of the thirteenoutstanding football coaches and cri¬tics of the gridiron game who composethe National Football Rules commit¬tee. Among the other twelve the moreprominent are: Tad Jones, of Yale;William Roper, of Princeton; and E.K. Hall of Dartmouth.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1926Ottf? iatly ifflartnmFOUNDED IN 1981THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Di “ “Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:■ lau, $l.“ .... - .13.00 per year; by mat .00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS,1908. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWaller G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth Daniels, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone WhistleTom StephensonGeorge L. KoehnA1 Widdifield EditorMadge Child. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stem Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon- Sophomore EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher. Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr. Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore Assistant‘THE OLD MAN”**|T does not worry me to have criticism from the press and fromthe undergraduates," said the "Old Man" at the annual football banquet, “but it does make a fellow feel good to have the con¬fidence of men—confidence that he is able and competent.”These words from a man who has become gray in the service ofMaroon athletics is a fitting comment on all "smart" undergraduates.Four hundred alumni voiced their faith in the “Old Man" with pro¬longed cheers and stamping of feet. And yet it remains for the un¬dergraduate body to hiss the “seven plays” that the Metropolitanpresses ridicule.Stagg is no miracle man but he is as near one as it is possible toget. The "smart” undergraduate is no Judas but he is as near oneas it is possible to get. To talk against the greatest mentor that Uni¬versity athletics has ever seen is o betray the confidence of years offaithful service. It is despicable that the alumni must prove them¬selves the truest men.Talk against the "Old Man" and the team has done one thing.It has solidified the spirit of the undergraduate leaders. Never againwill there be condemnation from the men who make undergraduatehistory.After all we are proud of A. A. Stagg, of our seven plays, of ourgreen linemen. And we say, in a paraphrase, "may our team in hercontests with other teams always be victor, but our team win or lose."And if undergraduates get the idea and the "Old Man" gets theidea, then the team gets the idea, and the "March of the Maroons"becomes history, not fiction.‘OUR SENTIMENTS”A FTER climbing through the newspaper boys and souvenir peddlers** encircling Stagg field on Saturdays, we expect to be at least rea¬sonably free from irritating circumstances after we have bounceddown into our seats in the brand new stadium of the University.Last Saturday while Purdue raced toward its touchdown in theopening quarter, a member of the unwelcome element on the Chi¬cago side of the field produced a side show to the contest on the grid¬iron by berating the "Old Man” and his team with catcalls and epi¬thets.The crowd at first satisfied itself with the proverbial “dirtylook." But the "dirty look” idea did not get across, and a generalchorus of "sit down” and "pipe down" was necessary to still the in¬dividual. We were close enough to the gentlemen to ascertain thathe did not have a seat and was evidently in the employ of either theitadium or the concession company and that he had come up dur¬ing a lull in business.We don’t care if they sell hot dogs downstairs or not, be¬cause we couldn’t get one last week between halves; and as one in¬dividual remarked, "Why don’t they get the hell out of the placeif they don’t like the game." And as we elbowed our way throughthe bargains in souvenirs, wethought, “them is our sentiments, too.’’ BADGER-GOPHERSMIX IT UP TODAY(Continued from page 1)State Normal and Carroll College,respectively.With the Badgers recovering froman early season slump, combined withthe fact that Dad’s Day is being cele¬brated on the Wisconsin campus, andthat Minnesota has won fifteen andtied five of the thirty-four annualcombats, a real football game will befought at the Camp Randall stadium.Minnesota, although losing to Mich¬igan by a 20-0 score two weeks ago,has won her two other games, andsports writers agree that the presentteam is the strongest that has repre¬sented the University in the pastthree years. The Gopher ariel attackthat was stopped by Notre Dame andMichigan, but which was so effectiveagainst North Dakota and Wabash,is expected to cause serious worry¬ ing on the part of the Cardinals.Northwestern, playing stellar foot¬ball, defeated Indiana 20-0 two weeksago, after being held scoreless forthe first three quarters. Indiana,playing on its own field, and knowingCapt. Baker’s team well, aims to up¬set the dope and make the teamsporting the purple play a marvelousgame in order to win.Illinois, after a defeat by Michi¬gan las’t week at Ann Arbor, seemsdoomed to suffer another taste ofthe same medicine when the orangeand blue warriors plays a game of“Button, Button,” with CoachYoung’s aggregation from Pennsyl¬vania. The game will undoubtedlybe a hard fought affray with sopho¬more quarterbacks opposing eachother, Murphy for Penn and Lanumfor the Illini. “Fighting Bob” Reichis one of the men expected to stopthe hidden plays directed at the cen¬ter position. Capt. 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The price is $10.50.Second floorMARSHALL FIELDSL COMPANYThe Store for MenWUUWiaaUliiiiUiUiUUUUiiiUUiiUUiUUiUUiiMUUiiW... ...THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1926 Page Threededicate gameTO MEMORY OFFOOTBALL DEAN(Continued from page 1)He died in New York in 1924, a vic¬tim of heart disease.Few Maroon All-AmericansCamp was never too generous withhis all-American berths around here.Herschberger* ’98, Eekersall, ’03, .04,'05, Steffen, ’07, McGuire, ’21, andTohn Thomas, ’22, were the only Ma¬ roon lads to win the apparently cov¬eted positions on first string outfit.Norgren, ’12, T3, and Fritz Crisler,’21, raked second team jobs out ofMr. Camp’s athletic coals.Coach Stagg’s disapproval of all-star teams, and his refusal to cooper¬ate with (jamp’s little annual ruckushave long been cited as the reason forChicago’s poor all-American showing.And this may (or may not) be true.Just as Ohio may ( or may not) wintoday. 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It is delivered to yourdoor fresh every day Creamed and seasoned, ready to serve.lOWMANrKvZ>A/RY company® BUTTER OVERCOATSYou fellows who like to express a preference as to patterns and materials fromwhich your Overcoat is to be made, will enjoy the same privilege in regard to howit is made.Here’s the very latest college coat — fly front, short lapel — chuck full of pep andginger. * __Made to your order here from your choi ce of hundreds of fabrics.$37.50 $42.50 $47.50 $52.50TAILORED TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL ORDERPrice Includes Tryon ServiceCITY SALESROOMS319 West Van Buren St.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1926Qfc —s^ jyhisfleA FOOTBALL TRAGEDYA football star (whose name I’ve notrecalled)Was loved long, long ago by threefair girls,Each of such sweet grace that allwho saw them stood en¬thralledAnd marvelled at the redness oftheir lips against the cheeksas white as pearls.They all were beautiful to see,....but all in different ways,For one had hair as yellow as thefields of corn that sway be¬neath an autumn breeze.The second’s locks were of a titianhue.... gold-shaded in thesunlight’s rays.The last’s were rippled black as nightupon some strangely quiet seas.You’d think this football player wasa foolIf, having three such beauteous crea¬tures at his beck and call,He chose not even one.... but not aone he did, and with a gustothat was cruel(As these three girls Still tell) de¬serted not just one....butall!They’d called one day to see how hewas feeling—he’d hurt his legthe week before—But when they reached his door thebutler turned, them back with¬out a forewarned reason,And only Said, (the ruse was open toits very core)“My Master’s out now for the bal¬ance of the season!” most optimistic way to regard whatis probably going to happen this af¬ternoon.The Illinois Men Were Stalling TimeSo That Benny Freidman WouldHave No Kick ComingDear GeoG:At the Michigan-Illinois game lastyear I was accompanied by myyounger brother, who had neverseen a football game before. Al¬though much enthused before theopening kick-off, he lost his usualsmile after the first few plays andfor a whole quarter a deep frownshadowed his forehead. Finally, justas the second quarter started, herose in his seat and, pointing to theeleven Illinois players grouped to¬gether in the huddle they had beenusing all through the first quarter,exclaimed,“Look, Sister....Is that the rea¬son they call this a Conferencegame!”—E. INURIES CRIPPLE MA¬ROON RUNNINGATTACK(Continued from page 1)running attack, the brunt of which willfall on Stan Rouse.So far the Buckeyes have traveledat a clip of 35 points per game, run¬ning up scores like 23-6 and 32-7 onwere two wonderful football playerswho... . ” But of course they neverwent to the University of Chicago sothe story wouldn’t interest you.—DoDoWELL ANYHOW we know onefellow who lost twenty-five dollars onlast week’s game, and now is bettingthirty dollars more on today’s game.Who says the strain of studies at abig University doesn’t affect a per¬son’s mental condition?—GEOG Iowa and Columbia. It is evident thatthe visitors have something in theway of an offense. Although they havethree splendid ball-carriers in Marek,Eby and Grim, Ohio plays them butone at a time. While he is in thegame he does practically all the run¬ning with the remainder of the back-field running interference. Capt. Kar-ow besides being an excellent blockeris a vicious lise smasher. Clark andKruskamp are to Grim what Mcllwainand Britton were to Grange. Marekhas an injured left hand, but he will beable to play.Hess is Ohio’s outstanding star onthe line, although Raskowski, sopho¬more giant, is receiving favorable com¬ments from the critics for his workin the Columbia and Iowa games. Thetwo lines are about even in w-eight,while the Marons have the weight ad¬vantage in the backfield.Both teams topped off the week'sdrill yesterday afternoon on Stagg fieldwith signal and kicking practice.CAMPUS CHARACTERSGertrude’s a girl whom physiciansHave been warning for fifteen yearspastThat, unless she takes physical cul- {ture, lThere isn’t a chance that she’ll last.Now Gertrude justs hates all gym¬nasticsAnd can’t stand to wear bloomersand. cleats,So, for her health (though she doesno athletics)She wisely goes in for athletes!H’Rouse Mit Dem!GeoG:Bring on OHIO—we’ll put ourMaroon “Marks” on ’em!—Lord LloydWE NOTE with enthusiasm thatOhio expects to win the Big TenChampionship this year. At least af¬ter it is all over ,and we are look¬ing back at the present football sea¬son from the coziness of a fraternityhouse living room, maybe we will beable to swell our chests and say,“Well, they had to beat US beforethey could wear those gold footballson their watch chains!” T^iat is the WHILE punning, we might as wellmention the fact that the Ohio play¬ers’ names offer especially goldenopportunities. Take this sentence:“If we don’t take KAROWhio MAR¬EK us ere we’re aware of the GRIMmisfortune.”Go Ahead. They Couldn’t Have GoneTo Northwestern EitherDear GeoG:I know a swell story. “Once there EVERY WEDNESDAYSORORITY NIGHTThe Rendezvous of the college crowd.The DrakeDancing every evening except Sunday to the music ofBobby MeekersDrake Orchestra(A Benson Organization)Direction of GLADYS ANDESInformal FormalWeek Nights Saturdays• fModerate Cover and MenuFRATERNITY NIGHTEVERY FRIDAY ARMY-NAVY CADETSPARADE AT GAMEMajor Barrows, head of the Univer¬sity’s department of military science,received a bulletin today from theWest Pointer’s association, announc¬ing the plans of the Cadets for thisyear’s Army-Xavy football game.The cadets will arrive in ChicagoFriday morning, November 27, andwill go directly to tjjc LaSalle hotel.In the afternoon they will parade, un¬der arms, from LaSalle street to theSoldiers Field, there they will be re¬leased from all duty until Saturday af¬ternoon. 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