Four GoodReasons WhyCHICAGOShould Win To¬day. aroon Father’s Day -Stadium Dedica-tion - Big TenOpener - “StaggFears Purdue.” 1Vol. 27. No. 17 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT OFIT?^GeorgeMngmstm.When a little tot, not so long ago,I was brought up as all goodchildren are—on the Contes de MereGoose. One of my favorite jinglesthen (and a thing which I still de¬claim Wednesday mornings over atthe frat house as the waffles arebrought in on their lone appearanceof the week) held the sentiment:“Big ‘A7 little ‘a’,Today’s pancake day.”This, I thought in those days faraway and long ago, was a profound,a searching thought. With what felic¬ity and peculiar penetration did it ex¬press a thought at once simple, yetmoving! And so, today I turn againto that “powerful rhyme” to expressthe idea that today’s football day, andthe readers of this column must gettheir dose of football here from melike a baby getting its daily orangefrom mama, willy-nilly. Recite thejingle, boys, substituting the word“football” for “pancacke,” and saveme the trouble of writing it downagain. FATHERS SEE PURDUE PLAYMIDWAY TEAM ENTERS BIG TEN RACESTAGG GRID MENOUTWEIGH FASTPHELAN OUTFITVisitors Show SkillVaried Attack AndAerial Game InProbable Lineup*:Two weeks ago at the time of theMaryland game, I gave voice to theopinion that the situation pertainingto Mr. Stagg’s Maroons did not pre¬sent very many rifts in the cloudsthrough which the sun could peep. Thedevelopments of Franklin Field cor¬roborated, to a certain extent, thisstatement. Today we are met on an¬other solemn occasion—that yearlythree hours spent in looking into theevidence to see whether Mr. Stagg’srumored trepidation over Purdue isfounded on just cause. It has alwaysbeen my platform, voicing though Ihave a certain fear for the outcome ofthe season, that Chicago would winone Conference game* The lineup ofteams, beginning with Purdue today,is tough for the Maroons. It is diffi¬cult to see just where the one victorywill come in. Purdue’s tough; so areOhio, Illinois, Northwestern andWisconsin. It is, I admit, an enigmawhich one, if any, of those teams wewill knock off. Somehow the thoughtpersists that the proof of my conten¬tion rests with today’s battle, andthat the gathering shadows will seemy faith in the ability of the boys—slight though it be—vindicated. If itis not, I shall retire to a back seatand sit down, for if a licking comestoday, can more be far behind? Chicago— —PurdueApitz LE Hogan (c)Cameron LT • SnowCochran LG SpencerK. Rouse C RabeWolff RG DeephouseWieslow RT CameronSpence RE MackleMcDonough QB SpeidelS. Rouse LH WilcoxAnderson RH LeichtleMarks (c) FB KoranskyBy Victor RoterusTradition is a great thing to fallNext week cometh Ohio, with whatlooks to me to be more like those old-time Buckeye teams that used to per¬form in the days of Harley, Stinch-comb, Truck Meyers and Hoge Work¬man than anything Dr. Wilce hasbeen able to muster up since. Ohiocame upon lean days about tour yearsago, but now the Scarlet and Grayseems definitely to left them behind.In its last two games, against OhioWesleyan and Columbia, both of thempretty fair football teams, Ohio ranup but fourteen first downs while scor¬ing eighty points. That is a certainindication that the old style Buckeyeteams are coming to the fore again ,forthe ^statistics indicate, if anything,lightning-quick scoring power afterbreaks. The old Wilce teams used towin in the same way—waiting all af¬ternoon without doing much for abreak, and then taking advantage of itwith all the resourcefulness and pow¬er that was characteristic of them."Well, well, well,—if it ain’t 'oldpopper. How are yuh? And th’ ma¬ter? How’s things going back home?How’s th’ dog? Huh? And say—how’sf’r a check? Huh?”—That’s it’d belike if this were Dad’s Day, insteadof Father’s Day, as fortunately it is. back on. Wonders have been accom¬plished in upholding it. There is atradition connected with the Chicago-Purdue battles of yore, and it seemsas if the Maroons must rely whollyupon it to win the game today. Thetradition is that Purdue never wipsand Chicago never loses. Both teamshave faithfully observed it—so faith¬fully that since 1898 Purdue haswon but once and that time in 1918when all the football players wereserving under the colors of the U. S.Thus Chicago will be fighting forthe proper observance of an old, re¬vered C9nvention. Sta%g will takepains in his lecture before the gameto explain to his men that just asfaithfully as Chicago has not wonfrom Penn so should they never loseto Purdue. It simply isn’t beingdone.The Pirrdue players will have nosuch high and moralistic motive be¬hind them. They will just be armedwith an abundance of football skill.Phelan has taught them a lot oftricks which go well against any nor¬mal outfit, but how they will func¬tion against a team which has tradi¬tion to rely on, which hears the fieryoratory of Stagg before each game,and which on some occasions sings isa problem.On straightforward, unadulterat¬ed dope Purdue should have the edge.They have played two strong elev-ents in the Navy and Wisconsin andhave behaved in most becoming fash¬ion; while the Maronns have notlooked right the whole season, evenagainst the exceptionally weak teams(Continued on page 4) BOILERMAKERS OUT TO SPILL TRADITIONCAPT. HOGANPLAYERS SPORTLIGHT UNIFORMSPurdue Outfits IncludeFeatherweight PantsLighter uniforms, the latest crea¬tions in football equipment, will bethe vogue on the Midway this after¬noon. Purdue will be outfitted withspecial featherweight pants to whichthe padding is added by the trainerbefore each game and the Maroonswill romp with two and a half poundsless weight per uniform due also toa change in padding.The Purdue pants, which are theresult of Coach James Phelan’s la¬bor, were initiated in the Purdue-Navy game this season. Since thenKnute Rockne has been “sold” onthe idea and will have his NotreDame horses equipped with them forthe Jirst time, in the Northwesterngame, this afternoon.Rubber-foam, a light spongy prep¬aration will substitute for the oldhorse hair pads formerly employ¬ed in all football uniforms. Thisnew material, especially importedfrom France was first adopted byCoach Stagg, but has found favorwith many of the Big Ten Coachesby now.Besides beiftg considerably lighterand of less burden to the players,it is less absorbent in case of wetweather and perspiration. IF ACCESSORIESMEAN ANYTHING,CHICAGO LOSESJimmy Phelan Brings Music,Special Trains andStrong SquadBy Milton S. MayerUnless there’s a tie score, some¬body will win this here footballgame.Some scribes say Purdue will win.Many scribes, in fact. Some scribessay that dear old Chicago will win.Not so many scribes, in fact. Butthis scribe makes the above predic¬tion, and what he means to say isthat it’s anybody’s game—regardlessof what the Boilermakers and thegrandstand coaches think.Purdue intends to win. Take thefootball team, for instance. Theyheld Wisconsin scoreless last Sat¬urday and had a wide, wide edgeover the highly rated Cardinals. Ofcourse the Maroons were highly rat¬ed until they played Penn—however,that’s another story. But Purdue hasa 106 piece band, that played down¬town yesterday, and things like that.And 5,000 undergrads came along(please do not contrast with numberof Chicagoans at Penn) to cheer forold Purdue.Iff addition to that, the loyal Alum¬ni held their Annual Banquet lastnight to sort of off-set the Pep-Ses-sion that the Maroons engaged in.Well, folks, Purdue intends to win.And down in LaFayette the boys andgirls are planning one magnificentcelebration. But by the by—Chi¬cago intends to win too. STAR HALF-BACKS(Photos Courtesy The Chicago Tribune)Left: Chester Wilcox, Purdue.Right: Stanley Rouse, Chicago.What Next?—Chicago Has LostOne To Purdue In 28 YearsDuring the past twenty-eight yearsPurdue has defeated a Maroon foot¬ball team but once and succeeded intieing another game, the defeat com¬ing in 1918 (the S. A. T. C. year),and the no-decision contest in 1901.Before that, during the years 1892-’93 and ’94 the Boilermakers de¬feated Chicago 38-0, 20-10 and 10to 6. No games were played between1894 and 1898.Scores follow:1892—Purdue 38; Chicago 0.1893—Purdue 20; Chicago 10.1894—Purdue 10; Chicago 6.1898—Chicago 17; Purdue 0.1899—Chicago 44; Purdue 0.1900—Chicago 17; Purdue 5.1901—Tie Game, 5 to 5.1902—Chicago 33; Purdue 0.1903—Chicago 22; Purdue 0. 1904—Chicago 20; Purdue 0.1905—Chicago 19; Purdue 0.1906—Chicago 39; Purdue 0.1907—Chicago 56; Purdue 0.1908—Chicago 39; Purdue 0.1909—Chicago 40; Purdue 0.1910—Chicago 14; Purdue 5.1911—Chicago 11; Purdue 3.1912—Chicago 7; Purdue 0.1913—Chicago 6; Purdue 0.1914—Chicago 21; Purdue 0.1915—Chicago 7; Purdue 0.1916—Chicago 16; Purdue 7.1917—Chicago 27; Purdue 0.1918—Purdue 7; Chicago 3.1919—Chicago 16; Purdue 0.1920—Chicago 20; Purdue 0.1921—Chicago 9; Purdue 0.1922—Chicago 12; Purdue 0.1923—Chicago 20; Purdue 6.1924—Chicago 19; Purdue 6.1925—Chicago 6; Purdue 0. Maroon Band ToForm Living FlagDuring Half Time ILL-MICH. GAMEGETS ATTENTIONOther Contest Close; N. D.At EvanstonPurdue will have its famous Boil¬ermaker Band at the Chicago-Pur-due game today. The Maroon Bandwith its new uniforms, consisting ofmaroon-colored sweaters, whitepants, maroon ties and white caps, isnot to be outdone. Between halvesboth bands will parade the field andexchange numbers. The MaroonBand will march into the formationof a flag in front of the Chicagostand and play the old Universitysong, “Flag of Maroon.” This songwas among those recently renderedby Stagg’s boys at the beginning ofthe Chicago-Florida game. Studentsand alumni in the Chicago stand re¬membering this old favorite will ac¬company the band in song.MIDWAY HARRIERSIN OPENING MEETThis morning the Maroon crosscountry team was to participate in aquadrangle meet with Wisconsin, In¬diana, and Northwestern. The run wasto be over a two and one-half milecourse in Washington Park and mark¬ed the debute of the 1926 team. Therunners on the Maroon team were:Hitz, Hegowick, Williams, Burke,Jackson, Bryan, Dystrap and Burndt-son. The teams and coaches of In¬diana and Wisconsin are guests at thegame this afternoon. Our PredictionsChicago, 6; Purdue, 3.Michigan, 21; Illinois, 7.Wisconsin, 13; Indiana, 7.Ohio State, 10; Iowa, 7.Minnesota, 32; Wabash, 0.Notre Dame, 13; Northwestern, 0.One of the most important BigTen games of the year comes off thisafternoon at Ann Arbor when Zup-pke’s aggregation meets the outfitcoached by Fielding Yost.Battle Between BacksThe contest hinges on the per¬formance of the backs. If both teamswere to rely on a steady line plungethe game would undoubtedly be veryclose, Illinois perhaps having theedge. However with the Friedman toOoosterbaan combination workingas it knows how, the game may de¬velop into a one sided affair, withMichigan on the long end of thescore. Another probability is a battleof drop kickers, and here two of thebest field goal kickers of the countrywill oppose each other. Friedman forMichigan and Peters for Illinois.,Pagemen At MadisonIf the Cardinals have not, in thepast few days, acquired a more de¬cided punch on offense when withinscoring distance, the second Big Tentilt on Wisconsin’s slate will be any¬one’s game. The Badgers have a(Continued on page 4)Third InstallmentOf “Who’s Who OnThe Midway Team”By Bob SternThis is the third of the Who’s Whoin football series that The DailyMaroon has been publishing eachweek:Today we present:Togo Dygert‘Togo’ Dygert is a regular quarteron the varsity. He played his prepfootball at Hyde Park being quarter¬back on both the light and heavy¬weight teams. ‘Togo’ is a cleverplayer and is quite elusive in spite ofhis size. His straight arm is ex¬ceedingly effective. At the start ofthe season he was handicapped by anincomplete grade and did not get outfor early practise. He has good con¬trol of the team and the men haveconfidence in him. ‘Togo’ is the sec-continued on page 3) XCELEBRATE FIRST"FATHERS’ DAY”AT UNIVERSITYView Game from Student“C” Section; WillDine in GymHundreds of fathers of undergrad¬uates are sitting in the student “C”book section this afternoon withtheir sons and daughters viewing theChicago-Purdue game. In the standsthere are fathers from nearly everysection of the United States whohave come to the campus today tocelebrate the University’s first “Fa¬thers’ Day.”This Is the Official Program:Tour of the campus at 10.Football game in Stagg Field at 2.Open house in Reynolds club andat fraternity houses from 4 to 6.Dinner jn Bartlett gymnasium at6.Student Vaudeville show in Man-del hall at 8.Prominent VisitorsIn the “C” section there are anumber of fathers who were oncestudents on the campus themselves.One of the most prominent of theseis James M. Sheldon, member of PhiDelta Theta, who graduated from theUniversity in 1903 after winningfour C’s in football.Alfred W. Place, member of BetaTheta Pi, who graduated in 1903 isalso here. He won letters in foot¬ball in ’99 and 1900, for baseball in1900, ’01, and ’02 and for track in’01 and ’02. He now lives in Bowl¬ing Green, Ohio.Thomas Albert Lamb, who attend¬ed the dedication ceremonies ofCobb hall and William J. Bogan whograduated in 1909 and is now assist¬ant Superintendent of Schools inChicago are also here.New Activity HerePresident Max Mason, Coach AmosAlonzo Stagg and Dean ChaunceyBoucher are behind the Fathers’ Dayprogram, hoping that it will becomean annual activity of the University.The plans for today’s event were ar¬ranged and carried out however, bya comfhittee of undergraduates head¬ed by Clyde Keutzer.Henry Sackett and Edna Wilsonconducted the tour; Robert Harmonand Ray Murphy maefe arrange¬ments for tickets to the follballgame; Harold Schwede and RuthBurtis have arranged the dinner forthis evening; Fred Von Ammon andMargaret Carr will stage the vaude¬ville show; and Deemer Lee conduct¬ed the publicity.HERE ARE THE 1926RECORDS FOR BOTHELEVENS TO DATEPurdue, 21; Wabash 14.Purdue, 13; Navy, 17.Purdue, 0; Wisconsin, 0.Chicago, 12; Florida, 6.Chicago, 21; Maryland, 0.Chicago, 0; Penn, 27.From a glance at the two teams’records thus far this season the follow-cold facts are to be noted. Each teamhas had their offense held scoreless inone game. Chicago has won two, lostone; Purdue has won one, lost one,tied one. Each team has lost to aneastern opponent. Purdue holds theedge in Conference games played,while Chicago leads in intersectionalhonors. Each team has scored thirty-three points so far this year.v . OvVj' T; : •>'«*"• ^.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1926Bailg iKarnmtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and 8pring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:tt.§0 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, live cents eacb.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS,ISO®, under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paper ILLINOIS SCOUTSBAFFLED BY PENNPIGSKIN JUGGLINGOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Businetts Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMeaaher of the Western Conference Press Association• The StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardSPIRITTHERE always have been and probably always will be criticisms.* generally unfavorable, about this University, about the Maroonathletic teams and about the spirit of the undergraduate body. Oneof most frequently used arguments to seduce prospective studentsfrom this center of learning is that there is no college life here, thatthe students are impersonal in^their relations.Whether or not these so-called critics are fully qualified to judgeor not is beside the point. The criticisms are spoken or written, theyare hearsay or whatever appears in print, and the incorrect impres¬sion remains to be recalled whenever the University of Chicago ismentioned.This is no time to defend our institution from such careless gos¬sip. We do not claim to have the lauded “rah-rah” spirit, we do notneed it, and furthermore, we do not want it. We are in college forthe purpose of acquiring an education and not to spend our time indevising faddish clothes, in driving dilapitated flivvers, or in wander¬ing about the town singing the praises of our Alma Mater to the de¬spair of the sensibly-sleeping inhabitants.What replaces that small college tone on this campus is some¬thing infinitely great: . , something that every Maroon man and wom¬an acquires only by close association with the University and its tra¬ditions. It is not visible to the casual observer; sometimes not tocareful observers. It is not the frosting on the cake, it is the bottomlayer. The thing that distinguishes it is that it appears in full strengthat the opportune times.Such a demonstration took place last night at the pep session.Knowing that the team was defeated disastrously by Pennsylvanialast Saturday, knowing that the following day the squad was to op¬pose a team of no mean ability, one that for many years past hasbeen a certain, if not an easy conquest, but which this year is reputedto have great odds over Coach Stagg's warriors, the students filledMandel hall to capacity to instill confidence into the team, to showeach individual member that the entire student body was behind him,and to challenge him to do his very best.Of such is the true Chicago spirit.THE GREATEST STATE UNIVERHSITYSOME member of The Daily Illini staff had an idea recently. The re¬sult was an editorial in yesterday’s paper which takes the Univer¬sity of Chicago and more particularly Mr. George Morgenstern fora ride. Mr. Morgenstern, according to The Illini, is a “staffite” ofThe Daily Maroon.It seems that the earnest and hard working collegians of TheGreatest State University object to Mr. Morgenstern’s description oftheir redoubtable football team as “hog butchers”; they dislike hisreference to "the story book college atmosphere” of The GreatestState University. Strange!Unfortunately we are not at the University of Illinois; buf if wewere we would certainly boast of the collegiate atmosphere of theplace. This atmosphere is widely advertised and many colleges claimto have it, but the genuine article is rarely found—only, we think, atThe Greatest State University and in the Sears-Roebuck book sec¬tion. Of course, there are good reasons for this. The influential por¬tion of the urbana student body consists of graduates of the noisierand rowdier Chicago high schools, places where the elements of col¬legian are well taught. They don’t come to this school—they can’tget in, for literacy tests are still used on all our prospective fresh¬men.But then, what can one expect! The huge factory at Urbana issupported by the state for the education of its masses. And whilebeing educated the masses of course amuse themselves in the normalway. In the absence of dog fights, good old burlesque shows andClown Parades, crafty digs at Mr. Morgenstern, at our conscientiousfootball team, and at the University of Chicago generally are ofcourse in order.L\ Penn Invades ChampaignWith 3,000 Rooters andBand of 100Fortified with all the informationthat the Illinois scouts could gain atthe Pennsylvania-Williams game.Coach Bob Zuppke will set to workthe first of the week to solve the great¬est football mystery of the year—the“hidden ball.”According to the Illini scouts, Pennsnaps the ball and for the next fif¬teen minutes it is passed back andforth in * mysterious manner. Toquote one newspaper observer, “youdon’t know whether the ball is in thegrand stand or on display in the pressbox.” Sooner or later, a red and bluestreaked warrior appears out in theopen galloping goalward.Can Illini Solve Maroon’s Nemesis?^his is the play which completelybaffled Stagg’s Maroons who tackledplayer after player, only to miss theright man who had the ball. It is go¬ing to take a lot of smart coaching andplaying if the Illini are to succeedwhere the Maroons failed. Critics whohave studied the Penn stratagem de-, clare that it will fool any team.Pennsylvania, followed by its bandof 100 pieces and 3000 rooters will in¬vade the stadium confident of obtain¬ing revenge for Illinois’ overwhelmingvictory on Franklin field last year. TheIllini invaders were well treated atPenn. Philadelphia donned orange andblue in honor of the middle western¬ers and Illinois in turn will displaythe red and blue.Now that the sale for the big inter¬sectional engagement has passed the50,000 mark, leaving approximately14,000 seats, the outlook for a crowdedstadium seems excellent. However, theIllini managers expect pasteboards tobe available for most of the week andperhaps up to the time of the game. Two Alumni TakeFederal PositionsTwo alumni of the University, Wil¬liam P. McCracken and David Wal¬lace Stewart, have been recently ap¬pointed to government positions, inrecognition of their public work.William P. McCracken, of the class’09. has been appointed Secretary ofCivil Aviation in the United States,a position which approximates that ofassistant to the Secretary of Com¬merce. The Department of Com¬merce at Washingtn, D. C., createdthis office to meet the demands madeby the growth of aviation. This isthe first official recognition the gov¬ernment has made in regard to avi¬ation authorities. Mr. McCracken isalso Secretary of the American BarAssociation.David Wallace Stewart, of the classof ’07, has been recently electedUnited States Senator from Iowa.He was nominated for this positionby the Republican State Conventionin Iowa, to fill the position of thelate Senator Cummins. -Since theDemocratic party did not nominateany one to oppose him, Mr. Wal¬lace was automatically elected Sen¬ator. He is the youngest man thathas ever held a senatorial position inIowa.First Fathers’ DayExpected to RivalMinnesota FestivityThe University celebrates its firstannual Fathers’ Day today, and thestudent chairmen expect it to result aswell as the Dad’s Day held at Minne¬sota recently which was attended byover 2,000 fathers of Minnesota stu¬dents. They duplicated Chicago’splan by occupying a special block ofseats reserved tor them at the NotreDame-Minnesota football game in theafternoon and attending a special din¬ner in the evening. At the dinner a“Dad’s Benefit Fund” for needy stu¬dents was started. The program forthe day also included the customarytour of the campus and welcomingspeeches by the president and otherdignitaries.SpecialCollege Dinner DancesEvery Friday at Seven— INFORMAL —Dinner, $2.00 per plate No Cover Charge(Enujjpr (Earltutt UntrlHyde Park Boulevard at 53rd StreetHAIL! HAIL!THE GANG’S ALL HERETO EAT WHEEL AND WHISTLE’SCELEBRATED FRENCH CREAMWAFFLESDon’t ForgetWe ServeCLUB BREAKFASTFrom 6:30 to 11:30 A. M.LUNCHEON, 50c11:30 A. M. to 2:30 P. M.DINNER, Table D’Hote, 85cSPECIAL PLATE DINNER, 50c5 to 8:30 P. M.A second cup of our delicious coffee for the asking.WHEEL AND WHISTLE, INC.1590 East 53rd Street(Under East End I. C. R. R. Elevation)Open 6:30 to 1 A. M. Saturday and Sunday Until 3 A* M. CAROLINA COLLEGETO RECEIVE HUNDREDMILLION DOLLARSWith an endowment which ultimate¬ly is to reach the gigantic sum of from$80,000,000 to $130,000,000, the DukeUniversity of Durham, N. C., is nowbuilding a group of buildings which will involve the construction of sixtybuildings at a cost of about $25,000,-300. It is estimated that it will takesix years to complete this immenseconstruction work. Large medicalunits and numerous technical schoolswill involve a separate endowment.The site of the university is a tractof land covering 5,100 acres on bothsides of the New Hope River.mmThe Slickest Coat on theCampus!<SlUmdcL^<Sfouk*c£iSrticfah.No well dressed college man iswithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker and there’s noth¬ing as smart or sensible forrough weather and chilly days.Made of famous yellow water¬proof oiled fabric. Has all-’ round strap on collar and elas¬tic at wrist-bands.Clasp-dosing styleButton-closing styleStamp the correct name in yourmemory, and buy no other.The “Standard Student” ismade only by the StandardOiled Clothing Co., N. Y. C.Slip one on atALL GOOD DEALERSSISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote Lunches andDinners• TRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALThe Coca-Cola Company, Atlanta. Ga.When Three AreNot a CrowdCoca-Cola is enjoyedby more people, ofmore ages, at moreplaces than anyother drinkIT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS - 7 MILLION A DAY./i .Si.;.- 'i.f.fm, l-lr’i ", a.,...* 'A,. ,,THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1926 Page ThreeMILLIKAN SPEAKSON EVOLUTION INSCIENCE, RELIGIONNoted Physicist LecturesTomorrow Eveningin HarperDr. Robert Andrews Millikan, for¬merly Professor of Physics at the Uni¬versity, and now Director of NormanBridge Laboratory, California Insti¬tute of Technology in Pasadena, willdeliver a William Vaughn Moody lec¬ture on “Evolution in Science and inReligion,” Saturday evening at 8 inHarper Assembly Hall.Dr. Millikan will be rememberedwith the greatest cordiality and inter¬est by those who were his colleaguesa very few years ago in the University.He is now one of the outstandingphysicists of the world. In 1924 hewas granted the Nobel Prize, largelyon account ,pf his researches, the re¬sults of which contributed greatly toscience’s knowledge of the atom, thedetermination of the charge of theelectron, the ultimate unit of electric¬ity.Millikan Has Varied InterestsOther lines of research in which hehas been interested are photoelectriceffect, the viscosity of gases, the mo¬tions of gas molecules due to theirheat energy. It is largely throughProfessor Millikan’s work and underhis direction that the gap between theshort ultra-violet light and the verymuch shorter region of x-rays hasbeen explored and measured. Hismost recent contribution has been anaccurate determination of the probablewave-length of extremely short wave¬lengths, very much shorter than x-rays, which apparently enter theearth’s atmosphere from outer space.Aids Union of Religion and ScienceProfessor Millikan’s father was aCongregational minister, and he hasalways been interested in religiousmatters, and has taken active part inaiding to counteract the efforts of theFundamentalists to create antagonismbetween science and religion. The lec¬ture will be of great interest to thoseinterested in philosophy, religion orscience.All members and friends of theUniversity are invited to attend thelecture. No tickets of admission willbe required.•CRNST-RODILiV•eao9 mRPER we:-• R10NL ■ WDC-PflRK 8282-\Jhe largest sellingquality pencilthe worldBuyadozen Superlative in quality,the world-famous\7ENUSV PENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber end*, per doc. 1.20oAt all dealt rtAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N. Y. Football SquadsCut; Intra-muralRanks AugumentedThe following men have droppedfrom the Varsity and the Freshmanfootball squads. They are thus madeeligible for participation in Intra-Mural athletics.Bly, Changnon, Cusack, Deveten-or, Anderson, Antuin, Barner, Beach,Burburdt, Boone, Boyde, Cohen,Crooks, Began, Gardner, Hall, How¬ard, Hugh, Huenendad, Johnson, Kol-owiski, Kraft, Levi, Luke, Mayer, Mc-Lurry, Merriam, Milchrist, Reynolds,Shemerdick, Shevel, Shilogue, Shell-burn, Viersen, Willett. Winter.The Intramural Department atthe University has spent $4,000, fortrophies to be issued to the winnersof the various Intramural events.The prizes consist of trophies, smalland large cups, gold and silver andbronze medallettes. Plans have beenmade to make this the biggest yearthe department has yet had. The of¬fice is run under Dr. C. O. Moland-er. The senior managers are JohnHowe and John Meyer. Arnold John¬son, Gordon Wallace, Lalon Farwelland William Weddell are the juniormanagers. With these men in thelead no activity could fail. However,it is up to the fraternities and otherorganizations to get their men outand on the field on time.Touchball is well under way andthe Dekes, Psi U’s, and Phi Psi’sloom as the strongest contenders forthe championship. There are manypasses and long runs this year andoften the large groups of spectatbrsthink the game has turned into across country run. By the way, en¬trees for the real cross country runclose Tuesday, October 26. Manymen are out training already underthe apt supervision of Coach Stagg.Horse-shoe pitching is just gettingunder way and as yet there hasbeen no speculation as to who thewinners will be.Due to unseasonable weather theIntramural golf tournaments got offto a slow start yesterday and as aresult the department is making aspecial effort to get the Universitygolfers onto the links today. Keencompetition between the Chi Psis,Dekes, A. T. O.’s and Phi KappaSigma teams is expected to featurethe tourneys. Dugan and Keith, whowon the championship last year forthe A. T. O.’s are among the entriesfor this year’s meet as are afso Kee¬nan and Stein, unattached championsof last spring. Rules governing thetournaments specify that all scoresmust be attested by partners andthat matches will be conducted onmedal play scores.In December the big SwimmingCarnival is going to be held. Themanager of this event is Ralph Mc¬Cormack and he vouches for a big•year. This year with more placesin each event and more elaboratetrophies than ever, the Divisionhopes to have an even larger turn¬out than last year. In addition to thestandard events there will be severalnovelty races. Capt. Marks Makes Big Ten Debut TodayCompetition Among ProspectiveiGreen Cappers Is StiffenedGreen streamered and green cap¬ped freshmen who lazily stroll acrosscampus allowing their streamers todroop, learned yesterday that theirindolence would cost them theirmembership in the Green Cap club.The first candidate was droppedyesterday during the meeting be¬cause his attitude was branded asunbecoming an aspirant to the organ¬ization.Appearance on the campus with¬out the green cap, failure to runwhile crossing the quadrangle, orstanding at the entrance of CobbHall are considered sufficient rea¬sons for dismissal from the organ¬ization. A new provision for thefreshman honor society this year isthat the membership will be reducedto forty; last year 100 membersmade up this group, therefore therequirements preceeding the initia¬tion will be strictly enforced.Final judgment will be based onthe following points: attitude towardcampus activities, attendance atmeetings and Monday noon lunch¬eons, and the relative standing inthe final examination. This examina¬tion will occur the Friday before the Illinois game and will be based onthe aspirants’ knowledge of campussongs, rules, traditions, and men con¬nected with the University. Dedication CrowdBreaks All RecordsStagg field is prepared to ac¬commodate the largest crowd thathas ever attended a game here.The new stadium is expected tobe filled almost to capacity. Ad¬vance tickets sales show that for¬ty thousand persons will attendthe game and more than 42,000are fully expected. Fathers ofthe students from all over theUnited States will swell the at¬tendance and share in the dedi¬cation exercises. MINOR SPORTSBEGIN QUARTERIN GOOD FORMTHIRD INSTALLMENTOF “WHO’S WHO ONTHE MIDWAY TEAM(Continued from page- 1)ond lightest man on the team weigh¬ing onlf 145 pounds.Courtney Gleason is one of thegreenest men on the Chicago foot¬ball team but one of the most prom¬ising that the Midway has seen inmany years. In his prep days atHyde Park he ignored football todevote all of his time to soccer. Heentered Chicago in the spring an<*has been under the tutelage of theOld Man for two spring practises.Because of his great speed he wassingled out and taught the rudimentsof the game. He has assimilatedmuch and is now, with the exceptionof McKinney, the fastest ball-carrieron the squad. He is an extremelyfearless player and since he is onlya sophomore he has a great future.One hundred eighty is his poundage.Vincent Libby has the distinctionof having run 35 yards for a touch¬down on his first play in the first var¬sity game that he played. So far hehas carried the ball three times fora total gain of 45 yards, 35 againstMaryland and 10 against Penn. LikeLeyers he has been developed byCoach A. A. Stagg since he enteredthe University and now is the sort ofof a player that Coach Stagg wants. Fine Material In Wrestling,Swimming, Gym, WaterPolo TeamsThings are going great in the mi¬nor sports department of the Univer¬sity. The gym team, the swimmingteam, wrestling and water polo teams,all have fine material, the gym teamhaving four letter men remaining tobolster up the squa^ Captain David¬son, Jimmy Flexner, last year’s run-nerup for the undivided national cham¬pionship, and Jerry Quinn, last year’scaptain will dgain form a promisingnucleus around which Coach Hoffercan develop a well balanced team.The varsity shimming squad hasalmost the exact lineup of last year’steam, Gilchrist, Petrolowitz, last year’spolo captain and Lane being the onlyones missing. Captain Noyes, JerryGreenburg, Rittenhouse and all the,other stars have returned and are do-incr excellent work in the practicemeetings. A promising addition tothe team, Hough, a last year’s num¬eral man in the dashes has also turnedout.Polo Team PromisingThe polo men are working faithfullyand show excellent prospects of beinga dependable team when the seasonopens. Coach MacGillivary has the fol¬lowing comment, “To the casual spec¬tator water polo is just another sport,but to the player it is a very strenuousgame. People have to be educated towater polo.”The wrestling squad has a numberof promising freshman out, and whileseveral of the prospective team aretrying out for football, Levine 117pounds, and Simberling 158 pounds,both numeral men of the ’29 squadhave turned out.DO NOT HESITATEIt will cost you very little moneyand will give you endless joy tobecome a proficient dancer. Do nothesitate, but join one of our danc¬ing classes today. All of our in¬structors are experts and you willfind agreeable dancing partners inany class you join. Call or phonenow regarding classes and terms.Private lessons any time.Beginner* Claaae* Mon.. Wed., and Fri.TERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63rd ST. (Near Woodlawn At.)Phone Hyde Park 3060We serve the good things of life to the folks who appreciate them. We cook our foods in amanner that appeals to men and women who know how to get real food-enjoyment outof a mealtime occasion.The Sign of Good FoodSCHALL’S RESTAURANT5500 Harper Avenue - Club Breakfast - Luncheon - Dinner - OPEN ALL NIGHT A neV &Md -plea/ur-adite addition toCfttcA.90 /"elect latehour Attraction, inthe spirit of thesmart supper club.£-rt to -r/tt-Tn-meti tancZ <£an.cift4 to the•mart onchanitttfike -tinkling tune,soothing Synion+fion,,por/oci rhythm, ofSam Wamby9$?4£*jc*irorchestra.(aoldefi Lily*Jbuth JicZe>yj8ert Cafe "309 £ SdirfieTct ftltkl.dit/iePage Four THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23. 1926OZe^ WhistleFATHER AND SONS’ DAYFrom fifteen-hundred citiesAnd forty-seven statesOur Dads are fast arriving,So let’s welcome them, my Mates.They are cold from tiresome journeysThey are tired from their rides.They need food to help regain theirstrengthAnd warm their chilled insides.Bring out the wines and liquers.Take down the silver flask,And offer them the gobletE’er they’ve half a chance to ask.Though we are still at collegeAnd are much too young (?) for wineFathers still appreciateOur proffers in that line.THE COMMITTEE in charge ofFathers’ and Sons’ Day were wise inaccepting no advanced reservationsfor t he Fathers ’and Sons’ dinner af¬ter the game today. As things nowstand, tickets for the affair will be onsale at the door. The idea is, we sup¬pose, that a lot of the Sons, at least,are not reasonably sure of their betsand so do not know whether or notthey'll FEEL like eating after thegame!Yes, And As Sweet As the Smile OnWallie Marks’ Face After EveryChicago Touchdown!Dear GeoG:If some mathematician would placeall of the two-pound boxes of FannieMay's Candies that the campus wom¬en bet on today’s game in a singlepile, one on top of another, I’ll bethe’d have a stack three times as highas Mitchell Tower!—IrisA PLEAIn the annals of the football fieldYou can read the brilliant featsOf many brainy, dashing menWho’ve carved their names withflashing cleats.Yet, every story sings the praiseOf backfield men who used to shineAnd there is not a single taleAbout the boys who played the line.’Tis wrong, I think, that we forgetThese heroes of the forward wall,For sans their mighty fighting heartsThere’d be no backfield stars at all.So too, there are a lot of girlsWho can not brag of pretty features!Though they’re smart and full of pepThe boys believe them hopeless crea¬tures.Of 'course these girls are sensitive.Th'iy realize their sorry plightThey know they’re never popularThey’re sure to feel that its not rightAnd so they read the magazinesThat tell you how to make your name,And, finally, develop linesThat put the pretty girls to shame.Hats off, my friends, to all these girlsWho, though not pretty, dance anddineWith all the grace of pretty girlsAnd—most of all—who play the line!He’s the One Who Originated theSaying, “Stagg Fears Purdue!”GeoG:Who is this fellow Manly Sportsthey dedicated Bartlett Gym to?—The Dialectric ConstantHEARD IN THE STANDS“Hey, you! Sit down in front!”“I can’t. I don’t bend that way.”TERRIBLE TURK was so down¬hearted at the prospects of today’sgame that he couldn’t brace himself tothe task of writing today’s Whistle.When last we saw him he was tryingso hard to brace himself and was do¬ing it with so much enthusiasm, thatwe decided we had better do the darncolumn ourselves. Which we did.—GEO GLIBRARY DISPLAYSBEST OF PLATESFROM COLLECTIONThree thousand book plates havebeen collected by the University li¬braries. Some of the most interestinghave been chosen for exhibition in thecases of Harper. ILL.-MICH. GAME HEADSBIG TEN(Continued from page 1)stronger team than their opponents,Indiana, both in experience andweight. A Cardinal comeback is thelogical thing after their failure toscore on Purdue last week. TheHoosiers showed real football inholding the Wildcats scoreless forthree quarters, and this game, whichhas been doped as an easy affair forWisconsin, will probably develop intoa hard affair.Y Ohio Strong On PassesIowa may lost to Ohio State be¬cause of a weaker passing attack.Though the lines and running at¬tacks of the two teams may be even,Ohio is sure to throw numerous for¬ward passes and Iowa is doped tosurrender to the same fault whichmade them forfeit the Illinois gamelast week.Minnesota will be able to take iteasy when they meet Wabash. Thelittle school should offer some reliefto the Gophers after hard gameswith Notre Dame and Michigan.Northwestern has a strong teamthis season, but it is not yet of NotreDame’s caliber. Rockne’s backs willnot at all find easy going, but shouldwin in the second half with theirfar greater man-power. The Irishpossess a grinding attack such as thePurple have not yet seen this year. STAGG GRIDMENOUTWEIGH FASTPHELAN OUTFIT CLASSIFIED(Continued from page 1)that Florida and Maryland sent here.Purdue has shown an attack with va¬riation that succeeds against goodteams, while Chicago failed miser¬ably to make or hold ground in theirfirst real test against Penn. Purduehas been consistently fair, and theMaroon playing has been alternate¬ly poor and fair. According to prev¬ious showings then, the game is al¬most as good as Purdue’s already,but as pointed out before there willbe something more than football in¬volved.Purdue is the more polished teambut the Maroons have the edge inweight. If the Chicago line provesto be the more powerful Phelan’stricks will not be nearly so effectiveand the work of Wilcox and Koran-sky, Purdue backfield luminaries,will be curbed considerably. Chi¬cago’s weight will show to advantagein case tne Maroons are unable tocope with Purdue’s open play andare backed up against their own goalline. Purdue although brilliant inmid-field lacks the weight and pow¬er to push the ball over when theynear the goal-line.The superior weight of the Ma¬roons and the abstract factors be¬hind them should offset the skill ad¬vantage held by the visitors and re¬sult in an interesting game. • WANTED—Person who saw acci¬dent at 61st and Ellis, Oct. 5. Call H.P. 0539.It’s New! It’s Different!Creamed Cottage CheeseIn Sanitary Glass JarsYou’ll first like Bowman Dairy Company’s Cottage Cheesefor its wonderful flavor. Creamed and full-seasoned—itis a food delight that wins friends everywhere.Children will love this creamed and seasoned Cottage Cheese.Let them eat all they want, for it is a great health builder.Being rich in protein, it enhances and “rounds out’’ the diet—giving added health and strength to all who eat it.Try Bowman’s Cottage Cheese now. 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Suitable 2.Ideal for students. Reasonable. Callafternoons or evenings.FOR SALE—1923 Ford roadster.Curtains and tools. Price $75. C. M.Chilson, 1373 E. 57th Street.LOST—Black leather purse con¬taining papers and keepsakes valu¬able to owner. Finder may kyepmoney it contained if he or she willreturn the rest to the information of¬fice in the Press Building or to theaddress found in purse.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle¬side—ySun parlor room nicely furbish¬ed. In a small private family. CallMAR-O-O-NS FIGHTA real football gamefor two.THRILLSgalore!All kindaof play*possible. A scientificlint withjust enoughelement ofchance toFASCINATE.Also used asRADIO board."furHOMEFOOT BALL GAMEANDRADIO BOARD.as broadcast by RADIOBuy the board NOW for $1.50 at:University of Chicago Book StoreWoodworth’s Bookstore, or T. A. Link, 1175 E. 55th St. Dorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af¬ter 7 p. m.LOST—Blue silk umbrella. Amberhandle; tips. Return Daily Maroon of¬fice or call Edgewater 3898.LOST— ”C” book No. 2152. Finderplease return to Maroon office.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.CHEVROLET COUPE, 1924. Exc.cond. Bargain. Must sell. Call ownerHyde Park 8094.You can scots Mg—andenjoy every minute of thegame in a cosy SaundersSystem coupe or sedan.A party of five can driveto out-of-town gamescheaper than rail fare —an4 on your own schedule.Come in and figure it out.•AUMDIKt ITITKMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd StFIVE-SIX-OA model full of style and snap—tailored fromfabrics full of pep and “go.”$35 To Your Individual Order$40 $45 $50Wear a suit made for you, with the correct length, the correct lapel — that meetsevery requirement of your measurements and individual attitude. Our price in¬cludes expert tryon service.YOU SAVE WHAT WE SAVE ON HIGH LOOP RENTALSAt our New City Salesroom—Main Plant319 West Van Buren St.Between Franklin and MarketOpen 8 to 5:30, including Saturday