Girls postponeFrosh frolic as aidto Purdue Pepsession. ®f)e jBaily JlaroonVol. 27. No. 15 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?/yOCOftpe MO^CENSTE^NThe open season for politics is on.The boys are beginning to ‘‘linethings up.” There is a considerableamount of handshaking in progress.There is much inquiry as to thehealth of acquaintances. Bargainingover the festive board in the Com¬mons lunch hours is widespread, and,in the opinion of the boys, of someimportance. ‘‘Deals” are being con¬cocted. ‘‘You give me support forthis,” I hear on all sides, ‘‘and I’llsee your man is put in as chess teammanager.” Even the dear old Y. M.C. A., I suspect, is not beyond thesordid grasp of the campus politic¬ians. Probably there are a goodmany Second Cabinet men who willshrink when they read this.* * * *The writer of these words does notwrite entirely from conjecture. Inhis day-r-not more than a year ago—he was one of the boys himself. Asthe non-frat candidate for freshmanpresident, he saw the inner workingsof several of the machines. His lieu¬tenants doctored the works with co¬pious quantities of oil. There waseven bargains made between his sup¬porters and other factions . At least,he fears there were. It is true thathe himself never allowed his handsto get besmirched in the dirt of thecampus political ring. He merely satserenely back, innocent as a lamb ofwhat it was all about. Not so someof the party chiefs who were super¬intending his candidacy. They knewhow to do the business, and it was nottheir fault that he was beaten onfifth choices, under the celebratedHare system.* * * * 1|At least, that is the way in whichhe was told he was beat. True, ru¬mors drifted in to him months after]to the effect that there was even a]deal got up among some of the boyson the Undergraduate Council to de¬fraud him—but this he never gavecredence to. The UndergraduateCouncil he felt then (and has alwaysfelt) was a body of the Campus Fa¬thers like the old Roman Senatea council of wise men gifted with apaternal interest in the welfare ofthe great mass of the students. Itwas the province of this group (thewriter felt) to grasp the helm of theship in their firm, capable hands, andto weather such storms as mightcome up in a manner calculated tobenefit the largest number possibleFarther than this, he felt, the activ¬ities of the Undergraduate Councildid not extend. The writer, in hisposition as unsuccessful candidate, isonly too happy to take this oppor¬tunity to clear the onus from thefair name (if any) of the Council.(Note: there »'o a mistake in that lastline. The insertion ‘“if any)” be¬longs after the word “onus.” Thewriter would change it himself, ifhe had only a little more energy).* * * *And so the writer’s acquaintancewith the political situation of thecampus is, as you can see, foundedon experience. He knows what is upwhen it is up, and the symptomswhich have been wafted in to hiskeen nose by the autumn zephyrslately have led him to come out withsuch statements as take up the firstparagraph of the current disserta¬tion. But because he points out thefact that there ARE politics around,he does not wish to give the feelingthat he thinks that another EVILhas sprung up to plague the campusfor the time, until a better evil turnsup. Not at all. Politics, he has al¬ways found, have their place in theAmerican college system. It wouldbe useless to deny it. They are re¬freshing—as an avocation—to delvein. Possibly they are even, to a cer¬tain extent, beneficial in their effect.No, he does not complain about thepolitics, but about the politicians:they do not- seem to know that heis “out of th’ game,” and, further¬more, that he wants to stay out. john mcdonough guides ’28Debaters Chose Opponents FromEnds of Earth; Australia BilledDrawing its opponents from half¬way around the world, the Universitydebating team will meet the Univer¬sity of Sydney, Australia, at Chicagoon November 23. Two months latert*ie 23rd of January, Chicago willplay host to the University of Calif¬ornia in the second varsity debate.Debating, a declining college activ¬ity, ought to receive a noticeable im¬petus from these two clashes. It isnot the first time the University teamREADY TO GREETVISITING FATHERSUrge Fraternities ToLuncheons ForVisitors GiveTickets to the Chicago-Purduefootball game are still on sale on thesecond floor of the stadium for stu¬dents who wish to take their fathersnext Saturday. These seats are lo¬cated in the student “C” section,thereby allowing students to usetheir ‘C” books and still sit with theirfathers. To obtain these seats mem¬bers of the University must presenttheir tuition receipts and it is alsonecessary that their fathers send ac¬ceptances directly to the committee.Clyde Keutzer, chairman of thecommittee in charge of Saturday’sprogram, has urged fraternities toserve special luncheons for the fa¬thers of members and non-fraternityand non-club students are asked tomake arrangements to take lunchwith their fathers on the campus. Anumber of fraternities have plannedsmokers and open house in theirchapter houses after the footballgame.Finfil arrangements were com¬pleted yesterday for the serving ofdinner to fathers and their sons anddaughters at 6 Saturday night inBartlett gymnasium. President MaxMason and Coach Alonzo A. Staggwill speak at this banquet. Ticketsmay be purchased at the door for$1.50 a plate. has met a foreign representative,and on the previous occasions, con¬tests of the greatest interest havetaken place, largely due to the Ox¬ford style of debating. This methodwhich calls for a more informal typeof discussion, is used by most modernteams and increases the interest fromthe spectators’ viewpoint inestim¬ably.The University team has not beenselected as yet, the first tryout beingnext Tuesday in Harper AssemblyHall. All students are eligible forpositions on the team and are strong¬ly urged to try out.The subject for debate with theUniversity of Sydney is: “Resolvedthat the results of the World Warhave tended towards the peace ofthe world.” Work on the prepara¬tion for this subject will start assoon as candidates have been chosen,and upon the completion of the de¬bate, work will immediately start forthe University of California contest.The subject for that debate will be:“Resolved that the Democratic ideais a mistake in sentiment.” Pep Maroons ForPurdue TomorrowNight in MandelINVITE CAMPUS TOD. U. OPEN-HOUSEThe Chicago chapter of Delta Up-silon will hold an open house teatomorrow afternoon from 4 to 6 inthe new chapter house at 5714 Wood-lawn Avenue. All University stu¬dents and faculty members havebeen invited to the house warmingwhich is being given to acquaint thecampus with the newly" purchasedhome. •The D. U.’s have provided for en¬tertainment by Boyd Senter, whowill perform on the clarinet, saxo¬phone and water-glass, accompaniedby Jack Russell at the piano.DONALD GALLAGHERCONFINED AT HOMEtDonald Gallagher, sophomore as¬sistant in the business department ofThe Daily Maroon, is at home witha serious inflamation in the tissuesof his knee, which the attending physician said might confine him to hisbed for three months.Dedicate JosephBond Chapel atServices TodayDedication services for the Jos¬eph Bond Chapel, which was com¬pleted in July, will take place to¬day at 4:30 in the new chapel. Areception for all students and fac¬ulty members of the University-will be held immediately after theservices in the commons room ofSwift hall. Speakers at the serv¬ices will be President Max Mason,President Emeritus Harry PrattJudson, Dean Shailer Matthews ofthe Divinity School, and Presi¬dent Emery Hunt of Bucknell Uni¬versity.The Chapel is the gift of Mrs.Joseph Bond in memory of herhusband, Joseph Bond, who wasinterested in the support of The¬ological Learning at the Univer¬sity. The Divinity school will holdservices daily in the chapel. PEP SESSION FOROHIO GAME HELDAT HONOR DANCE The annual freshman frolicwhich was to be held Fridaynight will be postponed untilnext week on account of thePurdue pep session; accordingto Miss Frances Kendall incharge.Right after dinner Friday nightthe band will start parading thecampus, picking up men from thefraternity houses, and working upenthusiasm for the Purdue gamegenerally. The women of the Uni¬versity have postponed their fresh¬man frolic for a week on accountof the doings, which are scheduledto start early in the evening so thateverybody can come.According to Bill Weddell, neadcheer leader the Pep session is moreimportant than those that will comeJater in the season because it willoccur the night before the first Con¬ference game. Said Weddell: “aseveryone knows, the old line ‘Staggfears Purdue’ is no joke this year.Consequently it is doubly importantthat all of us come to the pep ses¬sion so that the team can be stimu¬lated sufficiently to give its best inthis very serious encounter.” ROSE, MASSEY, GARBERWIN EXECUTIVE POSITIONSSeniors Elect TodayAll seniors who have not been as-•signed chapel seats will have an op¬portunity to vote for the officers oftheir class today, from 12 to 12:30,in Cobb 110. Because of the import¬ance of the election The Daily Ma¬roon urges all Seniors to vote. Massey Leads Arm¬strong by NarrowMargin“Green Cappers”Assemble MondayFor Last Lunch Candidates For ElectionFor president: Bert McKinney, Al¬pha Delta ,Phi, John Meyer, Psi Up-silon, and Stanley Rouse, Delta TauDelta. sFor vice president: Barbara CookMortar Board, Bettv Graham, Wy-1vern, Eunice Hill, Quadrangler, and |Katherine Holman, Esoteric.For treasurer: William Harring-*ton, Delta Sigma Phi, William King,Alpha Sigma Phi, Janies Root, PhiPi Phi, and Henry Sffckett, Phi Kap¬pa Psi.For secretary: Kathleen Stuart. The ResultsJohn McDonough 246James Garard. 142Vice-presidentKatherine Rose 214Marion Plimpton 163TreasurerBob Massey 172Tom Armstrong 166SecretaryMarian Garber 388ELECT TREASUREROF W. A. A. TODAYTime, out will be taken from theScore Club-Skull and Crescent dancefor an informal pep session. Thehonorary societies have, cooperatedwith cheer headers in having this pepsession in connection with their danceat the Shoreland hotel on the even¬ing before the game. “The Ohiogame,” says Robert) Harman, man¬ager of the dance, “should add pepand excitement to the hilarity of theevening. Although we expect a largecrowd to attend, this fact should inno way detract from the informalityof the occasion.Enthusiasm for the Pledge danceis being manifested in the rapid saleof tickets. There will be represen-tativee of the honorary societies atthe different fraternity houses, sothat everybody who wishes to attendcan be accommodated. Non fratern¬ity men can obtain tickets from theUniversity Book store or from DanCostigan. „ Aspirants to the Green Cap Clubwill meet for their last official lunch¬eon next Monday, October 25, atthe church of the Disciples of Christ.The club will be honored at this timeby the presence of President MaxMason, Vice-president Woodward andDean Boucher. These men will dis¬cuss the future activities and obliga¬tions of the Green Cap Club.This information will be valuableto all freshmen, and should be re¬membered that attendance at thisfinal luncheon is essential to thosewho aspire to become Green Cappers.Tickets may be obtained from thecandy counter of the Reynolds club,or from your University.Millikan DiscussesEvolution Phases W. A. A. will elect a new treasur¬er at the first open meeting of thequarter‘to be held today at 3:30 inthe gymnasium on the second floorof Ida Noyes hall. Marjorie Burrell,former treasurer, has resigned be¬cause of a heavy curi’icular program.Candidates which the advisory boardhave chosen for the vacant office areHelen Mitchell and Laura Reynolds.Both of these women have been ac¬tive in W. A. A. for two years. Allmembers have been urged to attendthe meeting, for in addition to theelection, plans for the year will bediscussed.APPOINT CAPTAINSTO DIRECT TEAMSIN FINANCE DRIVEMile. Perrenoud toLecture on DaudetMile. Dorcas Perrenoud, head ofthe Maison Francaise, will talk on“Quelques Contes de Daudet: Lec¬tures te Commentaires,” -at a meet¬ing of Le Cercle Francais today at4:30, in the Maison Francaise, 5810Woodlawn avenue.All students of the University whoare interested in French have beeninvited to attend this first openmeeting of the quarter. “Evolution in Science and Reli¬gion” will be discussed by Dr. Milli¬kan, former Professor of Physics atthe University of Chicago, and nowDirector of Norman Bridge Laboi’a-tory, California Institute of Tech¬nology in Pasadena, Saturday eve¬ning, Oct. 23d. The lecture will bedelivered under the auspices of theWilliam Vaughn Moody LectureFoundation.Dr. Millikan i^ undoubtedly oneof the outstanding physicists of theworld. In his many researches hehas contributed largely to tjfcie world’sknowledge of the nature]of the atom,the determination of thte charge ofthe electron, and ultimate unit ofelectricity. He has also conducted ex¬tensive researches in the viscosity ofgases, and the photoelectric effect.It is largely through Professor Mil¬likan’s work that the gap betweenshort ultra-violet light! and the verymuch shorter x-ray has been explor¬ed and measured. He was grantedthe Nobel Prize in 1924, largely onaccount of the valuable knowledgehe has contributed through hisstudies. ‘IAI* ' Team captains for the Y. W. C. A.annual Finance Drive have been ap¬pointed by Betsey Farwell, chairmanof the campaign. They are AnnetteAllen, Ethel Brignall, Elizabeth Bry¬an, Elizabeth Donnelley, VihletHolmes, Helen Lamborn, DorothyLow, Miriam Miller, Ethel Moulton,Evelyn Oakes, Jane Shean, FlorenceStackhouse, Katherine Stoll, BettyTaylor and Edwarda Williams. Thewomen were chosen because of theinterest and ability they had shownin Y. W. C. A. work. John McDonough was elected pres¬ident of the Junior class yesterdayby more than one hundred votes plur¬ality over his competitor, James Fi-rard. McDonough polled a vote of246, while Garard’s total was 142.Katherine Rose won a more close¬ly contested ballot when she wasawarded the vice-presidency of theclass with a vote of 214 to the 163of Marian Plimpton, after the thirdcandidate, Madge Child, had beenj dropped.l With four candidates up for treas¬urer, Bob Massey won the closestbattle of the day having only a sixvote plurality over Tom Armstrong,who came second with 166 votes.Harry Rittenhouse and Elliot John¬son were dropped, thus resulting ina loss of fifty votes on the final re¬sult.Marian Gafber polled a unanimousvote of 388 for the secretaryship ofthe class, for which she was the onlycandidate entered.McDonough, upon being informedof his election by The Daily Maroonexpressed his surprise at the resultand stated his plans for the Juniorclass.“I intend to urge active participa¬tion in/ all campus activities,” hesaid. He also hopes to inaugurate aseries of luncheons to bring the Ju-(Continued on page 4)GOPHER DEAN O. K.’sCAMPUS FLIVVERSAfter All, SomeStudents Have AGoal In CollegeFrom “to have a good time andto get good grades” to “I wantto become a lawyer,” were the re¬plies to the query, “What is yourpurpose in attending University?”made to men of the University ofIowa recently.The pessimistic opinion thatthe majority of University menhave not the remotest reason forattending institutions of higherlearning has been disproven inmost cases. The majority of theanswers were definite in signify¬ing the student’s intention of be¬coming a dentist, doctor, an artist,a teacher, or a writer. A few bold¬ly stated that they didn’t know,and one was merely “curious tosee how it would be.” Holding that cars are a necessityto college life, E. E. Nicholson, deanof student affairs at Minnesota, an¬nounces that student autos will notbe prohibited at that institution forsome time. Although he defends theuse of automobiles by students, DeanNicholson says that he feels thatthere are too many autos on thecampus.The stand taken by the Minnesotaauthorities is in accord with the at¬titude of those in charge here andat Northwestern, both schools havinginformed students that there was nodanger that they would not be por-mitted to dr^ve their own cars. Theuse of automobiles has been prohib¬ited to students at Illinois and Mich¬igan, except by special permission.Discuss Progress ofthe Woman Speaker“The Evolution of a WomanSpeaker,” will be the general topicfor discussion at a meeting of theWomen Speakers club tonight at 7in the fheater of Ida Noyes hall. Thework of the organization will beexplained in preparation for the try¬outs, which will be held Thursday,Oct. 28. Freshmen women especiallyhave been urged to attend the meet¬ing.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1926uftfp lath; iftcuiuinFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,Winter and Spring quartere by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription ratea:•8.00 per year; by mall, 81.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eacb.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Poatotflce, Chicago, Illinois, March IS,1900. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia]appearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALLS804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman-of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorTom Stephenson ^ Sports Editor Charles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschner Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantMadge Child.— ....Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges.. Day Editor Robert Klein Sophomore AssistantStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKatheryne Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor Harry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantDan Costigan Sophomore AssistantTHE CAMPUS CROSSES ELLIS AVENUEMEW BUILDINGS on the University campus have been so commonof late that they have come to be a matter of course with us.Breaking ground for one or placing the last coping stone on anotherpass almost unnoticed with football games, dances, dates, pledging,class elections and even studying to occupy our attention. The lastfew years have seen tremendous strides made in the Unversity sbuilding program. We do not appreciate this progress until it isforced upon us. When a once vacant plot of ground seems suddenlyto have burst forth with a creation of magnificent beauty in stone.And even then not much impression is made. We soon become ashabituated to the new arrival as the oldest inhabitant hereabouts isto Cobb.Rarely we venture to say is the great and painstaking labor nec¬essary to their construction even considered. Our buildings are notslapdash affairs of brick covering a quickly erected frame work ofsteel and concrete. The high speed construction methods that sendhotels, office-buildings, and apartments towering to the sky in a briefspRn of weeks cannot be used on the edifices that line the Midway.To build in stone is to build slowly. Each great block of limestonemust first be planned for in the architect s specifications, then care¬fully cut, and finally lowered into its allotted position with crane,spirit-level and sight. Bricklaying is a matter of enough brick andthe men to lay them but each stone is an individual problem.And now we see a long cumulation of effort taking its final formacross Ellis Avenue. Slowly but surely the new medical group hasbeen lifted into the horizon. Its massive yet delicate towers havenow melted into the Midway skyline. But for their white newnessone would think they had always kept their more easterly brethrencompany, so well do they blend with them. The long finger of uni¬fied beauty invisibly stretches across the black asphalt that separatesClassics and the Billing Memorial Hospital and the physical void be¬tween them is obliterated in the binding power of a common con¬ception and a common loveliness. The new buildings fit perfectlyin a harmonious whole. The old rectangle is no more but east andwest it has widened its bounds in a tremendous sweep of line andbeauty along the Midway. The campus has crossed Ellis Avenue.NEWSPAPER SPORTSMANSHIPIN THE “Chicago Evening American” for Tuesday, October 19, the* “Cork Tips” column, conducted by Jimmy Corcoran, was de¬voted almost entirely to the football situation at the Midway. In itappeared several remarks about the Chicago team which ewere rath¬er presuming, and not of the calibre expected of a good columnist.The next morning, Wednesday, October 20 saw a double col¬umn space in the * Tribune” given to as satirical a football article asone is likely to read. There was no mistaking its intent to lampoonthe Chicago team, its coach, and his system.Why should an article of this nature appear in the sport sectionof any paper) A newspaper should carry in its sport pages the samequalities of sportsmanship that appear in the sports themselves. Thisarticle shows poor sportsmanhip on the part of those responsible forits printing, and this can hardly be overlooked in any newspaper. IT HAS BEEN SAIDBy: Bern&rr MalugenThere is a line of argument thatinsists that the novel hasn’t changeda bit since the fifteenth century.Those who tell us this say that De-Loney (who wrote in the late fif¬teenth century) is very much likeSherwood Anderson (who wrote“Dark Laughter” and made up theslogan “Milk From Contented Cows”)They also sal that Lyly, the novelistwho wrote Euphues in the sixteenthcentury has the same earmarks thatcharacterize Carl Van Vechten (agraduate of our own university) andauthor of “The Bind Bow-Boy” and“Nigger Heaven.” Both are euph-uistic (if I may use the word thatLyly created) in that they use af¬fected style, affected characters, af¬fected situations, and wrote theirstories for the intellectuals of thetime.Even criticism and critical ges¬tures have not changed (they argue).Cervantes, author of Don Quixote, isvery much like H. L. Mencken. Theylaugh boistrously at the customs andtraditions of the time. They are sa¬tirical in the extreme. They are sar¬donic.And best of all (they say) is thesimilarity that James Branch Ca¬bell of Jurgen fame shows to t^e“Picaresque novels” of the early fif¬teenth century. No (vehemently)the novel hasn’t changed a bit; norhas criticism.But the face that attracts the eyeof the undergraduates most is thatof our abundant pseudo-sophisticates.They mark a definite tendency inour twentieth century authors. Thegreat trio which stands out veryclea'V are Carl Van Vechten, AldousHuxl • and Michael Arlen. Theyhave carved a face on the literaryrock. In the lines of the mouth wesee Car! Van Vechten; sensitive, cyn¬ical. He is an Iowa cornhusker daz¬zled by the bright lights of NewYork and trying to prove that afarmer can acquire all that there isto be acquired in sophistication.There is the nose which has thehighly developed olfactory powers ofMichael Arlen in smelling out littletraits of character. There is the highsmooth forehead of Aldous Huxleywith hair slicked back with Stacomb(or was it Glo-co?) W. A. A. Plans Hiketo South Shore ClubW. A. A. hikers will tramp to theSouth Shore Country club Saturdaymorning. The women will meet infront of Ida Noyes hall at 8. Theyexpect to return at 11. The entirehike will be about five miles andten points will be given towardsmembership in the organization oncompletion of the walk.“This is probably the last hike be¬fore the initiation dinner on Wed¬nesday, Oct. 27,” said Annette Al¬len, hiking representative. Thosewomen wishing tp go may add theirnames to the list on the bulletinboard in Ida Noyes hall. Any furth¬er information may be had fromAnnette Allen, Hyde Park 0444.ATTENTIONSTUDENTS!We cater especially to studenttrade at most reasonable prices.Cleaning - Pressing - RepairingM. SH1NDERMAN1114 EL 55th StreetTel. Midway 6958Work called for and delivered.Ideal RestaurantBREAKFAST—DINNNERHome Cooking, Excellent ServiceSpecial Lunch, 40c1352 East 61st St. Our sea-foodsare shipped usdirect from thecoast daily * *a# eA“The Placefor Good Eats”53rd and Blackstone FRESHMEN\sCandidates for Green Cap ClubAll songs, cheers and tradition of the Univer¬sity can be found in the “C” Handbook.Get yours today — only 35c atU. of C. BOOKSTOREWOODWORTH’S BOOKSTORE—if you don’t come over some night.Last week Bobby Meeker and the boys inhis orchestra asked you to come and we hadso many new friends stop in.You will like it here—after all The Drakeis The Drake and the music is perfect. Thisseason, as you know, every Wednesday isSorority night and every Friday is Fraternitynight. We observe the Sabbath and theSaturday parties are formal.Many of your friends are here—won’tyou come? What evening? 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You don’t have to be an expe¬rienced operator to speed up yourwriting to an unbelievable degree.Your theses and reports look better,too, and quite naturally create a morefavorable impression on the professorswhen they are written on the Reming¬ton Portable.Weighs only 8H pounds, net, and is thehandiest, fastest, simplest to operate,and most dependable of all portables.Smallest, lightest and most compactstandard keyboard portable.$10 doum and $5 monthlyThe Glass of FashionFashions come and fashionsgo but figures prove thatCoca-Cola is still the mostpopular of all beverages.IT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS — 7 MILLION A DAY mRemingtonPortableThe Recognized Leader inSales and Popularity220 S. State St. University of Chicago BookstoreREMINGTON TYPEWRITER CO.Consumers Bldg.Chicago; HI*\Stagg and Phelanboth work feverishlyto build offense. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Issue first call forI-M Cross CountryClassic.Thursday Morning October 21, 1926STAGG SCRIMMAGES VARSITY TO STRENGTHEN ATTACKGYM TEAM IS OUTFOR ANOTHER BIGTEN CHAMPIONSHIPCoach Hotter Pleased WithOutlook; Many VetsReturnWith all but two men of the 1926national collegiate championshipgymnasium team back this yearCoach Dan Hoffer is “Looking at theWorld Through Rose Colored Glass¬es” and expecting nothing less thananother conference championship for1927. After the conference meet,which will be held here March 11 and12, another national title will bethe goal of the Maroon Gymnasts.While at the present Coach Hof-fer’s aim may seem a trifle high, therecords of Chicago’s gym teams dur¬ing the past fourteen years, sinceCoach Hoffer took charge, fully jus¬tify it.Seven Timet ChampsDuring that period the world warkept the gym team inactive twoyears, leaving only twelve years ofactual competition. Out of the 12years Chicago took the conferencechampionship seven times, and thenational championship twice. In1923 Wisconsin defeated the Ma¬roons by a margin of one point. Be¬fore Coach Hoffer came to Chicagothe gym team had won but one con¬ference championship in seven years.Four letter men, ex-captain Quin,Captain Davidson, Nelson and Flex-ner, supported by two minor “C”men, Benson and McRoy and a squadof sophomores will compose the teamthis year.Several of the letter men rankedhigh in the individual championshipcompetition last year. This year willprobably see them at the top in theirevents.Schedule Arranged ,Before the conference greet theteam will compete with Pennsylvania,Wisconsin, Purdue and the Milwau-kee “Y” teams here and Ohio, Illi¬nois and Navy on their home gym¬nasiums.Illinois, the ancient rival of theMaroons has won the conferencechampionship but twice during thepast twenty-one years. Wisconsin,with seven championships since 1905,ranks second to Chicago in the num¬ber of titles won: Twelve TouchballTc * ns Play Today3:00Phi Pi Phi vs. Delta UpsilonField.Sigma Chi vs. Delta Kappa Up¬silon.Phi Beta Delta vs. Phi Upsilon.3:45Phi Kappa Psi vs. Lambda ChiAlpha.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Phi Lamb¬da Phi.Kappa Sigma vs. Zeta BetaTau.MAROONS IN MANYEAST-WEST GAMESChicago has engaged in more foot¬ball games with eastern schools thanhas any other member of the West¬ern Conference, except Michigan.The Wolverines have played no lessthan forty-nine such contests andlead the Big Ten in this respect byfar.The Maroons, who are second,have played seventeen games witheastern schools as opponents, sevenof them being with the Universityof Pennsylvania. Of these battlesChicago has won four, lost ten, andtied three. STAGG TO COACHI-M TRACK MENPlans are now being made for theSecond Annual Intramural CrossCountry Run which is to be held onNovember 10th over WashingtonPark’s two and one half mile course.As an added incentive to partici¬pation in the event Coach Stagg hasvolunteered to personally coach therunners. . For this purpose a- classwill be held every morning on StaggField between the hours of 10 and11.Numerous AwardsThe awards will consist of a largetrophy to the winning team; a cup tothe runners up, and a smaller cup tothe third-place winners. A gold med-allette will be awarded to the firstplace winners, and a silver medal-lette to the runer up. Third totenth place winners will receivebronze emblems.As this is the only Intramuraltrack event during the autumn quar¬ter a large turn-out is expected. Amedical examination is required be¬fore the run. Varsity track men andthose failing to pass the examina¬tions are the only ones barred fromcompetition.A three weks’ period of training isrequired of each candidate; thereforeall entry blanks must be in early.Last year the Delta Sigma Phiteam won the race in a spectacularstyle. They have already startedthe grooming of this year’s team andare confident.Dark Hor»e» PrevailBecause of the presence of suchstars as Williams, Giest, Burke, andAult in last year’s list of entrantsthe result of the tourney was perhapsa forgone conclusion. This year,however it is truly a dark horse af¬fair, everyone being conceded anequal chance. This many men willcome out who woth otherwise be dis-uaded by lack of confidence.As the track is in superb conditionthe Intramural Department feelsconfident of running the meet off ina highly successful fashion. PURDUE OFFENSEBEING BOLSTEREDFOR MAROON GAMEPhelan Discovers NewStar In “Dutch”KoranskyLafayette, Ind., Oct. 20.—Drillsof the Purdue football squad byCoach Jimmy Phelan this week areseeking to develop an offensive punchthat will mean points in the pinches,and to bolster the Boilermakers’ de¬fensive to withstand the poundingthat it will receive from the heavyChicago backfield and line at theannual Purdue-Chicago footballgame on the Midway next Saturdayafternoon. This week’s practice per¬iods opened with a light drill Mon¬day, were speeded up yesterday af¬ternoon and will be stiff today, witha hard scrimmage against CoachSwank’s freshmen team as a feature.Offense FaltersPurdue’s defensive play againstWisconsin Saturday was an improve¬ment over other games this season,but it could be much better in theopinion of Coach Phelan. The offensefaltered for three-quarters againstthe Badgers, and only blazed forththen fell short of a winning score bythe margin of a few yards. Gettingstrong in the final quarter and eventhese final few yards is the aim ofthe coaching staff this week.“Cotton” Wilcox performed in hisusual brilliant fashion last Saturday,but the game developed that Purduehas a fullback of the first water in“Dutch” Koransky, a junior fromChicago, who has played much fineball "for the Boilermakers, but whoreached new heights of offensive anddefensive skill in the game with theBadgers. It is needless to say thatthese two offensive stars will comein for some close watching from theMaroons.Will Bring BandThere is no doubt but that Purduewill have its largest delegation at thegame, as 2,500 seats have alreadybeen sold here and 1,000 more order¬ed. The game will dedicate Chi¬cago’s new stadium, with its 50,000seating capacity. A special trainwill carry Purdue’s rooters and thefamous Purdue Military Band, whichwill parade between halves and fur¬nish music for the contest. Five Pools In OneIs Idwa’s New BoastIowa City, la., Oct. 20.—Fivetanks in one, equal to the largestin the country and the only highdiving apparatus possessed by anAmerican university are featuresof the swimming pool at the Uni¬versity of Iowa where the Nation¬al Collegiate A. A. title meet willbe held next April.The Hawkeye pool, now beingconstructed in the $400,000 fieldhouse measures 150 feet long by60 feet wide. The huge expanse,which will hold 500,000 gallons ofwater and 9,000 square feet ofsurface will be roped off into fivesections, simultaneously in recre¬ational swimming.Each section of the pool willmeasure 30 by 60 feet. At oneend, divers will use the four springboards unobstructed by swimmersand will plunge into water nine toeleven feet deep. The pool’s bot¬tom slopes away gradually to adepth of four to five feet. Varsityswimmers, freshman candidatesand recreational swimmers andwater polo players will use theother four sections.NON-FRAT, GRADMEN ENTER TEAMSAll Intra-Mural touchball entryblanks for the graduates and clubgroups must be turned in at the In¬tra-Mural office by Friday, October22. All men not connected with agroup organized for Intra-MuralCompetition are urged to affiliatethemselves as soon as possible withone of the groups now organized.Those wishing.to do so may obtainall necessary information at the In¬tra-Mural office, and are urged to re¬port there as soon as they can as allgames for these groups start nextweek.The following groups have signi¬fied their intention of entering: TheGraduate schools of Law, Divinity,C. T. S. Meadville theology and theMedical schools.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueBe our agent at the University of Chi¬cago and be independent. Big Money inpennants, pillows, banners, etc. Everystudent buys. A big line and a W^erdemand. Liberal proposition. We financeyou. Write for free details today.BRADFORD & COMPANY, Inc.8t. Joseph, Mich.THE SHANTYFor five years the favorite gathering place for University Stu¬dents who crave HOME COOKING.Crisp, Golden Brown Honey Fluff WafflesDelicious Sandwiches, Salads, Pies, etc.Both table d’ hote and a la carte serviceFrom 7:30 a. m. to 8 p. m.1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey People” SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friends\ * iTable D’Hote Lunches andDinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIAL K VARSITY TRIES MANY PLAYSAGAINST FROSH; RESULTS SHOWCO-ORDINAnON TO BE LACKINGFirst String Men Work Hard To Prepare For Purdue ContestVictory Over Strong Purdue Boilermaker SquadWill Mean Regained PrestigeBy Victor RoterusThe Maroons, who have been thebutt of more wise-cracking than anyother team in the country this year,again went at it hard and earnestlylast night. From the way the play¬ers conducted themselves during thepractice it seems that they have agreat deal of faith in this “he wholaughs last” stuff; and Would likevery much to give the dear publicthe merry hee-haw on some of thesecoming Saturdays when the Maroonsare expected to be buried under anavalanche of touchdowns, drop-kicks,safeties and what not.The boys realized that if they top¬pled Purdue over on Saturday itmight be an occasion to affect a fewsmiles, while if they should fail andbecome toppled instead, theirs willbe a hard lot to bear. Coach Stagg,himself, is not immune from the gen¬tle panning being directed from allquarters, and he would probably liketo see his team win. So although thegame with Purdue will do nothing todecide in which direction the confer¬ence cup will go, it means a littlesomething to a group of individuals that hang out quite a bit aroundBartlett.The team was hitt'fig on all sevenlast night. Stagg harped mostlyabout the offense ,of which there wasnone at Penn. Although the Froshshot some Boilermaker formationsat the varsity, the plays in order forthe4 greater part of the sesion wereStagg’s own concoctions. Again thevarsity failed to gain with the con¬sistency that they should have. Thefreshmen, who every night look tohave the makings of football play¬ers, disported themselves in a man¬ner not at all in accordance with theusual policy of freshman teams whenbattling the varsity . The yearlingoutfit stopped the passes and rushesof the first-stringers as if they hada perfect right to do so. Hoerger at¬tended practice in civies, while Mc¬Kinney did not report at all, he stillbeing troubled with injuries.Reports have it that Purdue is alsodevoting most of its time to offen¬sive actions. The Boilermakers cameout of the Badger game without anyserious injuries and will have theirfull strength on the field Saturday.LALTALAUNHOTELSHERMANEntrance thru123 W. Lake St.or from Mezzanine Floorof Hotel ShermanOPEN NIGHTLYINCLUDING SUNDAY. .. .Exception MondayNine until twoPOPULAR PRICESCouvert One Dollar and taxSATURDAY 10-4Couvert Three dollars and tax, ^Featuring ,JACKCHAPMANand hisORCHESTRAand a gorgeous girl revue• I' ’ '. ' ■Page Fouri WhistleTHERE ARE A THOUSAND LIT¬TLE STRINGS...There are a thousand little strings.That bind my heart to quiet thingsOh, I would sever them and goAcross the world where far horizonsloom....1 would find ivory altars in the gloomOf pagan temples. . .worship at dimshrines.Or sleep beneath tall virgin pinesIn northern woods. And I would beAs happy as an eagle.... fetter free.But any place would be a hauntedplaceHolding an image of your wistfulface, ,And stronger than the lure of un¬known landsWould be the memory of your plead¬ing hands.So I may never follow phantom wingsWhile you still hold the little stringsThat bind my heart to quiet things.—Peter PanDUMB? ? ?SHE THINKS SIDE CURTAINSON A CAR ARE PUT UPTO KEEP OUTTHE WIND!EPICS OF AMERICANCOLLEGE LIFENo. 4 Cocnut an’ TivoliCocnut an’ T*ivoli—not on campus it is true—Should be numbered with the build¬ingsthat we gain our knowledge thru.For regular attendance—and the learning got by this-—For tuition well expendedand for boredom and for bliss,We sing our loyal praiseswhen our finances are straitTo Alma Mater’s annexAnd a Six-bit Friday date! !Et Moi!Turk: •Of course w’re glad that Whooziswon the election—but upon ponder¬ing over the fact that Whoozis wonthe election, we have come to theconclusion that we don’t give a damnif Whoozis did win the election.—The Man Diogenes Looked For.I SAY THEREMy love is like a red, red rose,My love keeps powder on her nose,My love is pretty, neat and hearty,But your love makes the better par¬ty!—Bro.AT last cold weather is here. Withrelief, the Intramural departmentstars off the horseshoe and golfschedules.. . .!ANNOUNCEMENT of a debatewith Australia. Add new heights ofbellicosity—coming eight thousandmiles to start an argument!IN the course of many months ofswilling out this Whistle thing, wehave never felt that there shouldbe any reward or especial kindnessshown to us by the campus outsideof condescending to read our efforts.However, at this point of the columnhistory we make haste to point outwith every indication of pride andpleasure that, despite all temptations,shortage of contribs, and exigencies '■r.w'.THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1926nf time, we have not yet this yearmade any reference to the Old Manand his weakness in regard to a cer¬tain football team from Lafayette,Indiana.—TERRIBLE TURK ' FRATERNITIES WILLBROADCAST SONGSCLASSIFIEDWANTED—Person who saw acci¬dent at 61st and Ellis, Oct. 5. Call H.P. 0539.FOR RENT—Large front roomwith kitchenette, suitable for two, $10per week. 935 E. 60th Street. H. P.4768, A. L. Nichols.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 Ingleside1, 2, and 3 room housekeeping suites.Sleeping rooms. Large room; twinbeds, two windows, large comfortablechairs, study table and lamps, $7.50.Housekeeping suite, two rooms, kit¬chenette and porch, $11.FOR RENT — Attractive frontroom near University. Ready for im¬mediate possession. Rent reasonable.R. R. Yeron, 5433 Greenwood, Dor.9571.FOR RENT—1009 E. 60th Street,third. Large front room. Suitable 2.Ideal for students. Reasonable. Callafternoons or evenings.STUDENT will take care of chil¬dren evenings. Call Miss Fowlie,Fairfax 6123.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new doth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.FOR SALE—Dodge 4-passengercoupe; motor and uphol. perfect; paintgood. $100.00. Revburn, 5719 Drexel,H. P. 1598.FOR SALE — Postal Typewriter,good condition. Price $6.75. C. L.Revburn, 5719 Drexel. H. P. 1598.FOR SALE—1923 Ford roadster.Curtains and tools. Price $75. C. M.Chilson, 1373 E. 57th Street.LOST—Black leather purse con¬taining papers and keepsakes valu¬able to owner. Finder may k^epmoney it contained if he or she willreturn the rest to the information of¬fice in the Press Building or to theaddress found in purse.■ow-Rcmjv•5309 • HflRPER-AVE-■PHONE HyDC-PflRK-6282-^\Jhe largest sellingquality pencilin the -worldcopyingBuyadozen Superlative in quality,the world-famousVViENUSPENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per do:. $1.00Rubber ends, per dpz. 1.20cAt all dea'ersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N.Y.P OMF RE TVArrowSHIRTluitk/irvArrowcollaron itCAREFULLY MADEof a TRUE ENGLISHBROADCLOTHAT YOUR DEALERS As the last lingering notes of TheSweetheart of Sigma Chi driftedthrough the air, eight Sigma Chi’sstepped back from the micro¬phone with the satisfaction thatcomes only from work well done.The program was given in a mannerto be envied by our singing Maroons.Those who found station WLSThursday night were rewarded fortheir efforts by a splendid program.The manager of the statiofi congrat¬ulated the boys on their work anddeclared that arrangements wouldbe made in the near future for acampus song program every Thursday night. That means your turn iscoming, so start practicing and ar¬ranging your program now. This isa rare opportunity to gain a reputa¬tion for your organization and theUniversity. The S. A. E. fraternitywill broadcast next Thursday night;find a radio and listen in. ROSE, MASSEY, GARBERWIN EXECUTIVEPOSITIONSWHAT’S ON TODAYAll Y. W. C. A. Upper class Coun¬cillors will meet with the sponsers ofFederation at 12:45, in the Alumnaeroom.Le Cercle Francais meeting at4:30, in Maison Francaise, 5810Woodlawn Avenue. (Continued from page 1)niors closer together in their campusconnections.McDonough is a member of DeltaKappa Epsilon, quarterback on thefootball team, a varsity basketballman, a member of Iron Mask, a mem¬ber of Skull and Crescent, and waschairman of the decorations commit¬tee for interscholastic basketball.Katherine Rose, vice president, isa member of Esoteric, social chair¬man: of the Woman’s Federation,secretary of Mirror, and served on the Settlement night committee.Bob Massey, Beta Theta Pi, is clas¬sified advertising manager of ThtDaily Maroon, auditor of the Phoe¬nix, assistant box office manager ofBlackfriars, a member of the wrest¬ling team, is serving on the Father’sDay committee, and was sophomorerushing chairman of interscholastiebasketball for ’26. Marion Garberis a member of Delta Sigma.Graduate students of the Sociologydepartment will meet at 4 today inHarper M-ll.Mirror club meeting at 4, in IdaNoyes hall.M»l M ••••••••••••• 7l> »• • OMMIMM ♦ f :□Henry C.Lytton $ SonsState and Jackson—Chicago Orrington and Church—EvanstonvT// vThese Are WhatCollege Men WantSuits in Gray-Tones and Browns—Ne w On es A re Arrivingin the Lyt ton College DailyS hop$ 50With One and Two TrousersThey Are Incomparable Valuesf ^ OLLEGE men of exacting taste will appreciate the smartness of these newFall Suits. The newest models—particularly the 3-button Collegiate sacks—in the most striking color ideas and the richest fabrics. $50 will do a great dealin this smart shop.Black Pony Fur Coats, $43=• • ♦♦•••••• • • • • HigL, u (1 . :-t'-..Jira4auk^^iatiA.>ja.ttL^: ■■a. I i i' i y if 'fiMiirii r i - u» a