m ?41926Vi)1u. Jiv#» *s,»v Junior* to pickcandidates forcouncil today inchapel. QH)e Bail? Jtlaroon See below forthe corrected reg¬istration schedule.Vol. 25 No. 79 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 92* Price Five Cent*FINAL MIRROR PERSONNEL CHOSENWOMEN NAMENOMINEES FORTHREE GROUPS FRANKIE REVIEWSSYMPHONY CONCERTFederation, Y.W.C.A. AndW.A.A. Hold TripleElectionsNominees for next year's offices inthe three women’s organizations, Fed¬eration, Y. \V. C. A., and W. A. A.,have been announced by the executiveboards. These candidates will he vot¬ed on at a triple election held March2 by the three groups.Federation has announced the fol¬lowing five nominees tor the executivecouncil, three of whom will be chosenfor the junior positions, Elva Brown,Marjorie Cooper- Virginia Gartside,Eunice Hill, and Helen Palmer. Fivesophomores, three of whom also willreceive offices will be voted upon forthe Council. The women nominatedare Gertrude Holmes, Helen K\Marion Plimpton, Laura Reynold.;and Catherine Rose.List Y. W. NomineesY. W. C. A. lias announced twonominees for each of the four officesof the organization^ Virginia Brint-nall and Kathleen Stewart will hevoted on for president. Nominees forthe position of vice-president areKathleen Bimrose and Allis Graham.Hannah Johnson and Dorothy McCoyare the candidates for treasurer. Thenames of the nominees for secretaryWill be withheld until a later date.W. A. A. Nominees NamedThe following nominations for \V.A. A. offices were announced vester-day. Nominees for president areFrancis Lawton and Beatrice Xesbitand the contest for vice-president willbe between Adele Whitfield and Ele¬anor Wilkins. Polly Ames and Kath¬ryn Homan will be voted upon forsecretary.Lloise White and Marjorie Burellare the nominees for the office oftreasurer. By Alfred V. FrankensteinThe two most important composersof modern Germany were representedon the program of the symphony con¬cert played at Mandel ball yesterdayafternoon. Both were represented byearly works, each for a small sectionof the orchestra.Richard Strauss’ serenade for windinstruments was written when Strausswas imitating Brahms. The serenadeimitates Brahms’ best mood—adreamy Sunday afternoon mood, themood the “Student Prince” attemptsso valiantly to capture, when itachieves sentimentality.TV- tone poem “TransfiguredNight’’ for strings, was written by Ar¬nold Schoenberg when he was underthe influence of Gustav Mahler, “Gusthe Grandiloquent” as lie has irrever¬ently been called. Like tlie works ofMahler, it has a deep program, de¬scribing as it does a man forgivinghis wife’s adultery while walkingthrough a forest.Nominees will be entertained at atea preceding the elections on Mon¬day, March l at 3:30 in Tda Noyeshall.Tt is expected that candidates forelection in both Y. M. C. A. and W.A. A. will encounter close competition.In the past these offices of honor haveon all occasions been hotlv contested. NOMINATE FORCOUNCIL TODAY FROSH, SOPHSHOLD ANNUALPROM APRIL 9 WASHINGTON’S PROMRELEGATED TO PASTChicago Beach Hotel IsChosen for SpringFormalJuniors Announce Candidatesfor Honor CommissionCandidates will lie nominated thismorning in junior chapel for member¬ship on the Undergraduate council.Two men and two women will heelected from the nominees tin's year,where as formerly two men and onewoman were elected. The electionswill he held on March 2.Nominations for positions on theHonor Commission were announcedby that body today. Flic nomineesare: from the sophomore class, Elea¬nor Wilkins, Helen King, Earl Baker,and Ted Lockard; from the juniorclass, Dorothy Kennedy, Ruth Burtis,Parker Hall and Ben Goble.Nominations for positions' on theUndergraduate council will he madefrom the floor, or may he made bypetition after chapel.What's On TodayY. VI. C. A. Fellowship meeting at4:30, Reynolds, Room A.The Mathematical club 4:15, in Ry-erson 37.El Circulo Espanol, 4:30, Ida Noyeshall.Le Cercle Francais,3:30, MaisonFrancais, 5810 Woodlawn Ave.Fellowship meeting. 4:30, Reynoldsclub.Institute of Liberal 1 hought (Lib¬eral club and Fellowship of Youth forPeace) 4:30. Harper M-15. I. S. A. CELEBRATESINTERNATIONAL NIGHTIN MANDEL, FRIDAYThe Zoology club, 4:30. Zoology 29.The Philosophy Club, 8:00, Classics30.Federation entertains sponsors attea at 4 in Ida Noyes hall.The following members of the staffhave been requested to meet FredHandschy at 3:30 in the Phoenix of¬fice: Betty LeMay, Austin McCarthy.Joseph White, Henry Kitchell Web¬ster, Dan Rich, John Allison and JohnBarton. Iy International Night will he held bythe members of the International Stu¬dents’ association Friday at 8 in Man-del hall. The affair will he celebratedon a much larger scale than the oneheld just before Christmas, accordingto II. Y. Clio, president of the organ¬ization.A program consisting of vocal se¬lections. instrumental music, and read¬ings will he presented at this time.A three act tableau will be presentedcalled “International Night.” Thetableau will he concerned with the ex¬periences of a foreign student at theUniversity, The first act will picturehis lonesomeness, the second will dealwith his becoming connected with theI. S. A., and the last will portray hishappiness at finding friends and a wel¬come in the organization. Further de¬tails will be announced in a later edi¬tion of The Daily Maroon. It isplanned, however, to secure the bestentertainment in the form of studenttalent which is available.Tickets may he purchased for fiftycents from members of the cabinet ofthe organization, or at the UniversityBookstore, or the Y. W. C. A. andY. M. C. A. offices. All those who areinterested in the organization havebeen urged to attend, continued Clio,as the evening promises to be bothinteresting dial entertaining. Social activities for the Spring quar¬ter will commence on April 9, the eve¬ning of the Freshman-SophomoreProm. The councils of the two classesdecided upon this date for the annualdance sometime last week. The Chi¬cago Beach Hotel has been selectedas the probable location on accountof its spacious promenade.Announce Music LaterSo far no suggestions as to themusic have been brought forward, butPaul Lewis, president of the Sopho¬more class, assures all those who willhe present that no expense will bespared to secure the best possible. Itis also unknown what entertainmentwill he afforded, hut a committee hasbeen selected to consider the matterand an announcement will be made inthe Maroon as soon as conclusions arereached. Members of the Sophomorecouncil realize from their recent ex¬perience with the Skull and Crescentdance that adequate checking facilitiesare requisite to the success of thedance and are taking action to see thatthey are available.Success Last YearLast year the Hyde Park hotel wasthe scene of a very successful ballwhich ended in a gala affair with con-fetti and streamers, affording a splen¬did environment and thus completingtlie pleasure of the evening. Well, it’s over.The Father of His Country, tem-0porarily disinterred to furnish thespirit to 700 dancing feet at the thirty-second annual Washington Promen¬ade, has returned to his secluded homein Paradise, haunted by such phan¬toms as “I Love My Baby,” “SweetMan,” and “That Certain Party.”With the blare of Mr. Ralph Wil¬liam’s orchestra at 10 o’clock. 350couples of the University’s most so¬cially active began the Grand March,led by two men in faultless formalcostume, with their partners in gownsthat complemented with their charmthe dignity of the ebony-clad escorts.“Collegiate!” howled the trumpets,moaned the saxes, and shrieked theclarinets, while the procession wendedits snail’s pace way about the ball¬room.At midnight the crowd sated its ap¬petite at wrhat the writer considereda highly commendable supper, afterwhich dancing was resumed until 1o’clock, when an enterprising “ex-’26”appeared with Patricia Ann Manners,of “The Student Prince,” the inimit¬able George Givot, and Dorothy Rae,of the “Gay Paree” company.And the seven hundred youths andmaidens snatched capes and coats anddeparted in a long procession of cars. Boucher ConfinedTo Home WithAttack of GrippeWHEREIN THE WOMENDISCUSS THEIR IDEAOF PROFESSIONALISM Prof. ChamberlinHas New Originof Earth Theory Prof. Chauncey S. Boucher, ActingDean of the Colleges, has been con¬fined to his home since last Saturday,suffering from a moderate case ofgrippe.Since his temporary assumption ofthe duties of Dean Ernest Hatch Wil¬kins, who was forced to relinquish hisposition last month after suffering anervous breakdown, Dean Boucherhas taken up most of the official work,and a general weakened condition sub¬jected him to the grippe which hasbeen prevalent this winter.After leaving his office Saturday,Dean Boucher felt ill. and. upon ar¬riving at his home, took to bed. Helias been feeling better, however, andis able to execute many of his dutiesby telephone."Mr. Boucher will return to schooltoday or tomorrow,” said Mrs. Bouch¬er early today. “He lias not beenseriously ill.”ASK CHURCHMENTO CONFERENCE ASSIGN PARTSFOR CAST ANDCHORUS LEADSDramatis Personae T oInclude Forty-fiveWomenEsther Cook. Beatrice Cowan, Mar¬jorie Creighton, Ruth DeWitt, EleanorMetzel and Ruth Atwell were selectedto give the main dramatic impersona¬tions in the First Annual Mirror, theforth-coming dramatic production tobe held in Mandel hall, Friday andSaturday nights of March 5 and 6.’ Janet Good, Ruth Holmes, LoisRussel, and Florence Schwab havebeen chosen to lead the chorus num¬bers.Expect Over Five Hundred toBe PresentIs college a fitting preparation fora woman going into business?According to Mr. W. B. Towsley,Assistant General Superintendent ofMarshall Field and Co., the averagewoman is not looking forward to acareer, whereas the college womanfeels that she must realize on themoney that lias been invested in hereducation.“The greatest fault of college wom¬en is their lack of patience,” Mr.Towsley went on to say. “The col¬lege graduate is four years be'iiufl thehigh school, graduate in her businesseducation.“The college trainig lies in thegreater adaptability which it makesposs'ble. Therefore although it isnecessary for the college graduate tobegin on the same footing with thewoman of less education, her greaterexperience will enable her to advancerelatively faster.”This talk is one of a series now be¬ing given on “The Graduate Activitiesof the College Woman.” Further lec¬ture titles will he announced in latereditions of The Daily Maroon.The consensus of opinion at themeeting seemed to he that collegetraining was of value to the businesswoman.COMPLETE FIESTAPLANS AT MEETING Prof. T. C. Chamberlin, Universitygeologist, who with Prof. F. R. Moul-toii, of the Chicago astronomy depart¬ment, developed the planetesimal hy¬pothesis of the origin of the earth,has given a new interpretation to theconstruction and present condition ofthe earth.Our planet, lie says, is better or¬ganized and stronger today than evetbefore, and the reorganizing processesshow no signs of exhaustion. The con¬tinents, stand on solid foundation.I hey do not float hydrostatically.The earth is a heterogeneous elasticsolid inclosed in a riveted jacket whichlias been for ages forming about itselffrom worn and weatnered surface ma¬terial reshaped and hound together byexudations from within.The most vital agency in the recon¬struction of tlie eartli is the reorgan¬ization of its heterogeneous material.I hese reorganizing processes show nosigns of wearing out.Prof. Chamberlin observes, in elab¬oration: “The inte'rior of me eartli isno longer a realm of darkness andmere speculation. I hree lines of spe¬cific evidence now penetrate it. Whiletheir full import is not yet at com¬mand. important light has alreadybeen shed on the tectonic, or architec¬tural state of tlie interior.LAW SCHOOL WILLHAVE ENTERTAINERSAT ANNUAL SMOKERPlans for the Spanish Fiesta to begiven under the auspices of El Cir¬culo Espanol will be completed atthe meeting of the club today at 4:30in the north reception room of IdaNoyes hall. The discussion will befollowed by a program and refresh¬ments.Tickets for the fiesta may be pro¬cured from Yolanda Simiz, presidentof the club, Mary Ternsted and G.A. Florez.c Smoke will cloud the atmosphere ofthe Reynolds club theatre tomorrowat 8 p. m. when the law students con¬vene for their annual Law smoker,which is the one all-law social affairof the year. Profs. Hinton and Bog-ert will be the speakers for the faculty.This year's Law Smoker will hefeatured by a heavyweight wrestlingmatch between Clarke, of the wrest¬ling team, and Hunter, both law stu¬dents. Many other hisjrionic andathletic feats as well as intramural andvocal music will add to the entertain¬ment of those piesent. How churches can cooperate for tliegood of society in the questions ofmarriage and divorce, prohibition andcrime will he discussed at the inter-seminary conference held at the Uni¬versity, Thursday, February 25, underthe auspices of the University divinityschool and the ( hicago theological.seminary. About 500 students fromseminaries in Chicago, Illinois, and theadjoining slates are expected to bepresent.Dr. Shader Mathews, dean of thedivinity school at tiie Vnivv-ity of(hicago, will address a banquet at6:15 on “The Minister of the Fu¬ture,” and Rev. Reinhold Xeibuhr, ofDetroit, Michigan, the afternoon ses¬sion on “An Aggressive Faith.” AllChicago ministers have been extendedan invitation to attend the meetings,hv members of the conference.In tlie morning session discussiongroups will consider, “Ways andMeans of Church Cooperation,”“Church Cooperation with Respect toMarriage and Divorce,” “Church Co¬operation with Respect to Prohibi¬tion, “Church Cooperation with Re¬spect to Crime ” The last group willhe led by Prof. F. W. Burgess,^Uni¬versity sociologist.WOMEN TO PRESENT“BOOSTING BRIDGET”AT SPEAKERS CLUB“Boosting Bridget,” a one actcomedy by Elizabeth Grieg will bepresented by the Women’s Speakersclub at an open meeting tomorrowat 7 in the theater of Ida Noyes hall.The following women will take partin the play: Bridget, CatherineMoore; Jane Brewster, Frances Holt;Harriet, Almedia Hamilton; Louise,Margaret Bay; Mr. Hastings. Eliza¬beth Donnely; Rowena Brewster,Carolyn Garbe; Emily, Pauline Shad-lio, and Margaret Wargo will under¬study the lead. Margaret Wargoand Wilhemena Warner are incharge of costumes and properties.This comedy will be offered by thewomen who are candidates for ad¬mission into the Women’s Speakersclub. It is the custom of the organ¬ization to admit a woman after shehas exhibited her ability in publicspeaking. This play will give an op¬portunity to the entering girls toprove their ability. Swirling in the maelstrom of mod¬ern day collegiatism, forty-five Uni-versity women will pose long enoughto see themselves reflected {in theprism of blue Mondays, pink teas andpurple twilights. In Mirror, they willtell us what tlie college girl realjy is .—or what she thinks she is.There have been many musicalshows and reviews producedby college women, according to theproduction managers. Many of themhave attempted to imitate Broadway,New York and Randolph Street. Chi¬cago. But the women of the Univer¬sity of Chicago’s First Annual Mir¬ror are going to interpret themselves—reflect themselves in dance, in song,in parody—in picture.The numerous Apollo aspirants oncampus will find themselves beforetheir own eyes and at the mercy of achorus which rivals their professionalsisters hut in true college fashion.The nature of numerous chorus num¬bers introducing music written bycampus composers is kept secret untila later date.Orchestra will meet today at 4:30in Mandel hall.MAROON ANNOUNCESCORRECT SCHEDULEFOR REGISTRATIONRegistration for Spring quarter inthe Colleges of Arts, Literature andScience, incorrectly stated in a previ¬ous issue of the Maroon, will be heldon the following basis, according toan announcement from the UniversityRecorder.Monday. March 1, will be reservedfor students with an average gradeof B or better. Appointment for reg¬istration at a definite time should bemade with tlie Dean’s clerks. February17. 18 or 19.Students who wish to confirm with¬out change the tentative registrationmade last Spring will do so on Tues¬day, March 2, wihout previous ap¬pointment. All other students willregister on March 2nd and succeedingdates, according to appointments mad«on or after Feb. 23.DEBS GOES TO CUBA;LIBERALS HEAR SNOWEugene V. Debs will not appear at8 o’clock tonight to address the Lib¬eral Club. Mr. Debs’ wife is ill. andhe has had to leave for Bermuda withher. William R. Snow, national exec¬utive secretary of the Socialist party,will speak to the group in his place.The meeting will be held as previouslyannounced in Harper M-ll at 8:00.Admission will be twenty-five cents.Mr. Snow’s subject will be: “MilitaryTraining in Universities."Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 24, 1926tttyr latltt fiarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THB OFFICIAL 8TUD1NT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOomlng*, except Saturday, SundaySpring quarter* tf The Dally Man.. w ' — ixtra. SinsPabltaMWinter andl _ _ T _•9.0Q per year; by mail, 91.00 par year extra. . and Monday, daring tbe Autumn,[arooa Company. Sabecrlptlon rataa:ngle copies, five cents each.^ second^^ss mall^at^tbe Chicago Postottlce, Chicago, Illinois, March 19.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing la this paper. treat such events formally; they clasi-fy and arrange. So newspapers, ifthey are to be complete, must treatsuch events photographically, realisti¬cally, they must present a runningstory, like the account of a footballgame play by play.ALPHA DELTS PLEDGEAlpha Delta Phi announces theOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvssutTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings..wM ts?tufstr && u“~s^Sens, hut publication wfll, upon request, be anonymous.Member of tbe Wee tern Conference Preee AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerA DIALOGUE4* YOUNG MAN—I don't think your quiz yesterday was quite fair,sir.PROFESSOR—Why not, Mr (prompted) Mr. Boggs.Y. M.—Because it didn't test what a man knew about the subjectOne fellow could pass it with very little real knowledge; another fel¬low with real ideas might have missed half the questions. BannockburasMartin Son’s WorstedsHarris TweedsShetland*Irish HomespunsYou’ll Find FebruaryPRESENTS A RARE OPPORTUNITY foryou to secure exceptionally fine hand-tailoredclothes at Rock-Bottom Prices.PROF.—I'm afraid I don't understand you. 1 tried to make thetest very easy. Don t you think that anybody who has read the textcould pass it? Take Question 1: “To what four causes does Wat¬son attribute the War of 1812?" Could any intelligent student, whohas read the text, miss that?Y. M.—That’s just the trouble, it seems to me. What about theman who hasn’t read the text?PROF.—Well, I’m sorry for him. That’s about all 1 can say. Iconsider it a very easy test.Y. M.—But can’t a man know the causes of the War of 1812 pret¬ty well, and do a great deal of reading about it, and even have ideasof his own—without memorizing Watson’s four causes.PROF.—All right, Mr. Boggs. 1 shall give you another chance;1 shall give you a test even easier than this. But—but 1 considered itremarkably easy.WE EXPANDYOU are interested in other things besides class mixers and P. C.requirements. Basketball games and quadrangular track meetsare not your only concern. Even the undergraduate council and itsintolerance of Maroon reporters—even news of this does not quenchyour curiosity. If The Daily Maroon is to satisfy you. it must printmore than all these.You are interested, for example, in books or shows or concerts.You would like to know what people think. You want to read some¬thing a little more imaginative than the front page of a newspapercan be.“Young man,” we might answer, ‘‘are there not magazines madeespecially to fill such wants as yours? Have we not one magazinein particular, published at our own University, which includes withinits field humor, art, and philosophy? You will find the office of thismagazine, The Phoenix, next door.We, my dear Sir, are a newspaper.”We might say this, accept yourthanks with a don’t-mention-it, and re¬turn to our typewriter. But we hesi¬tate. Just what is our job? Of coursewe are a newspaper—which meansthat we tell you a story as soon as thestory happens, without stopping to or¬ganize, philosophize, or see things 1 inthe light of eternity.” We tell you asmuch news as we can; therefore wehave no time to tell it formally. Ourmanner is chaotic. A magazine, on the # _other hand, plays the philosopher. It For Real FOUfltalll Pensystematizes its material; it arranges Satisfaction, Useits articles, more or less, according totheir meaning. If we tried such a plantomorrow's issue would come off thepress just in time for spring vacation.But couldn’t we present, in thissame chaotic, all-inclusive manner,other things besides the news of Scoreclub elections and Intramural point-winners? Isn’t there news of the dayamong books and shows and concerts,and even among ideas? Don’t thingshappen rapidly in these fields, as else¬where? They do; and are therefore tobe recorded in two ways. MagazinesUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesBuy it atWoodworth’s Book Store1311 E. 57th StFOUNTAIN PEN INK“The Ink that Made theFountain Pen Passible” YouTl have hundreds of beautiful new woolensto choose from—MEDIUM WEIGHTS FORALL-YEAR WEAR, heavy weights for winter,and New Spring Woolens for those who buy forthe future at Great Savings,Today is February 24—leaving you ONLYFOUR DAYS to take advantage of this opportun¬ity. HURRY!0Extra Trousers or KnickersIncluded for the Priceof the Suit Alone*61 n 00 r andJ «PFeatured at our Michigan Avenue StoreBurberry Camel’s Hair Polo CoatsWorumbo Camel’s Hair Polo CoatsEnglish Travel Coats — Scotch Golf HoseDanish Leather Sports JacketsImported MufflersRIDING BREECHES324 S. Michigan Ave7 N La Salle St (iMcCormick building) 71 E Monroe Stin iiiiiiim niiiiiiiiiMn A_. -etais,..».Entries pour in forWinter Athletic Carni¬val. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Water Poloists only jiMaroon squad to win.Wednesday Morning February 24, 1926ATHLETIC CARNIVAL ENTRIES POUR INIllini Grapplers Defeat Local Squad, 14-6GRAHAM, MAROONCAPTAIN, DEFEATSKENNEY IN BOUTMassey Is Out of LineupBecause of BadShoulderBy Fisher BridgesIllini wrestlers came up from Cham¬paign last night beat the Maroons14-6, and stepped into a safe firstplace in the Conference as a resultThe feature of the meet was thedefeat of the Illini captain. Kinney, byCaptain Graham of the Maroons inthe 137-pound class. These men wentat it hard for 8 minutes and 7 secondswas by far the hardest grind of thebefore a decision was reached. 1 hisevening.Spenco Defeats SheirArt Sheir of the Maroos lost a boutto Spenco. the Illini star, after 4 min¬utes and 4 seconds of strenuous wrest¬ling in the 117-pound class. This wasthe first bout on the card.The lightest bout of the e.eningwent to Knitz of Chicago after hehad gone ft for 9 minutes and 34 sec¬onds with Pyle in the 147 pound class.In the 160 pound class Dunloch ofIllinois threw Penstone of Chicagoin 4 minutes and 5 seconds.Heavy Bouts ExcitingKrogh, a Maroon 177 pounder,threw Strauve of Illinois after 2 min¬utes and 23 seconds of tough going.The bout was far more even than thetime would indicate.In the heavyweight bout Shirly ofIllinois gained a decision over theMaroon Johnson after the pair hadwrestled for 7 minutes.Massey’s Injury Cripples MaroonsBob Massey, Maroon 158 poundstar, was out of the lineup because ofa badly bruised shoulder received inthe last meet. This injury crippledthe team severely, and may explain thedefeat.Few people were present at themeet and all were seated. A fine spiritof sportsmanship was displayed allthe way through.Nobody fell through the ropes lastnight, and on the whole the meet wascharacterized by fair play on theathletes’ part. But there was no lackof enthusiasm, both wrestlers andspectators going at it heartily.The audience, despite its extremesparseness, showed plenty of spirit, forthe onlookers were always upon theirchairs, yelling and throwing hats.Many persons think it extremely un¬fortunate that the wrestling meets areso poorly attended. Annual Cup RacesTo Be Held TodayThis afternoon at 4:30, one ofthe best known of the student sportactivities, the Annual Cup races,will be held on the track at thegym. The meet is the eighth oneto be held and the traditional dis¬tance, 1000 yards, will be thecourse that the entrants must cover.A series of two meets are to beheld and the cups will be awardedto the men who make the compositescores. The second meet is to heheld on March 9th. Three races areon this afternoon's schedule; thefirst 1000 yards; for those who aretaking any gym class hut track,the second for men taking trackfor P. C., the third for members ofthe freshman track team who havewon their green shirts, and thefourth for members of the regularvarsity track team and ineligibleswho are still undergraduates. WATER P0L01STSONLY WEEK-ENDSPORT WINNERSGymnasts Lose to Purdue InFirst Setback ofthe YearILLINOIS QUINTETLEADS BIG TENDANCE PROGRAMSJEWELRY STATIONERYDesigned and Produced ByThe FRATERNITY ShopM W. WASH. ST. CHICAGO, ILL. Unless happenings more weirdthan those that have beset the BigTen cage race thus far occur, it ap-’ *■ ■'*pears that Craig Ruby’s Illini havethe title practically cinched. By ad¬ministering a sound thrashing to theMaroons who forgot that the Wash¬ington Prom was over, the Orangeand Blue now have a record of six vic¬tories and two defeats. Its nearestrival has at least four defeats sothat things look rosy down in Cham¬paign.As a result of the 24 to 16 defeatfor the Maroons, Chicago dropped toeighth place. Sackett and Zimmerman had an off night and were unable to find the hoop in the immenseIllini armory. Alyea played the bestgame for the Maroons with twopretty ringers and clever floorwork.Haines played a stellar game for thedownstaters.Close GamesMichigan’s defeat of Wisconsinput the Badgers out of the runningand Indiana’s 21-20 defeat by Illi¬nois on Saturday ruined the Hoosierhopes. Northwestern was unable tobreak Iowa’s home floor winningstreak and was nosed out 12 to 11in a game featured by the tightguarding of both teams. Purduealso bent Meanwell’s crew over thebusy week-end.And out of the scramble the veteran Illinois quintet reaped a har¬vest. It can now drop two of itsremaining four games and still tiefor the title. Indiana, Purdue, Michi¬gan, and Wisconsin still have an out¬side chance for the title.The Maroons have but two moregames to play, the next game beingwith Iowa, Saturday at Iowa City.The result of this tilt will have nobearing on the cage leadership, butwill give the Maroons a chance toavenge their early season defeat atthe hands of the Hawks.50c WAVESevery day except SaturdayLicensed OperatorsKENNEDY SHOPS1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 02071455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grave Ave.Fairfax 58966226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408 All in all, it appears as if the ath¬letically aspiring Maroons underMessrs. Norgren, McGillivray, Eckand HofTer did not make the pastweek-end one which might be trium¬phantly hailed as a howling success.That is, if four defeats in as manvchances for victory may be regardedin a not altogether favorable light.However, in conjunction with theWisconsin swiming meet, the waterpolo team did manage to annex whatmay be called a victory; and thefencers came close at Lafayettewhere they got an even break. But—Wisconsin splashed the water morevigorously than the paddling Ma¬roons; the basketeers returned Illi¬nois’ courtesy of some weeks ago;the track team finished fourth in aquadrangular meet, and even CoachDan Hoffer’s gymnasts, who wevethought to have forgotten how tolose, turned graceful somersaults allin vain at Purdue.Even the Gymnaat* Lose , .Illinois showed Alyea and hisT ’mates that when it comes to guard¬ing, the downstaters are not such abad lot themselves, the Maroons gar¬nering only four field goals.At Patten gym the University ofWisconsin jumped and ran to amassa winning total of 55 2-3 points. TheMaroons were fourth with 18 5-6counters, which they won largelythrough Berg’s second and thirds inthe jumps, and placing in two relays.Hobscheid showed what an arch curetan do for a man when he tookfourth in the shot.The gymnasts made a clean sweepof the tumbling event but Purdueretaliated with a slam in the parallelbar event. Score, 1,142 to 1,122.8.The fencers activities were to win11-0 in duels, lose in foils 5 to 4, andtie sabers.PATRONIZEMAROON ADVERTISERSJ. H. FINNEGANDRUGGISTWood lawn Ave. at 55th St.CIGARS. CIGARETTES andCANDYSTATIONARY AND FOUN-TAIN PENSPhone Midway 0708Atk for Goldenrod Ice CreamBuyadozen Superlative in quality,the world-famous\7ENUSVpenolsgive best service andlongest wear.Plain end*, per dot. $1.00Rubber enda, per do*. 1.20o4t all dealersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N.Y. Pat Page of ButlerEulogizes BasketeersIn Letter To MaroonSport Editor,Daily Maroon.University of Chicago,Chicago, Ill.Gentlemen:'Last evening I had the pleasureof driving one hundred and sixty milesto see Chicago defeat Purdue in thehome of the boiler-makers. Knowingwhat it means to win a ball game awayfrom home, I just want to take '.isopportunity to congratulae CoachNorgren and his squad on their cleancut victory. Chicago had five fighterson the floor every minute and thereseemed to be ten other good men ] illing tor victory on the bench.This victory reminded us of old timebattles of Hinkle, Crisler, Gorgas,Birkhoff, and company. Last nightCaptain Alyea turned in a fine game,Hoerger and McDonough guardedwell, while Sackett and Zimmermangot in some good licks. Chicago’sbrains predominated and their hand¬ling of the ball was perfection.Believing the student body wouldjust like to know that Chicago’s teamthis year is a fine aggregation and givea good account of themselves on the GENEROUS ELIGIBILITY REES BRINGIN LONG ENTRY LISTS AND HELPMAKE CARNIVAL BIG EVENT OF YEARCharleston Exhibition And Boxing Match Added To LongList Of Special Events; VarsityTrackmen PerformSincerely,H. O. PAGE,Director of AthleticsIDEALRESTAURANTExcellent Service1352 E. 61st St“The Place to Eat”Surell’s Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. 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Inorder to reach every individual on thecampus, blanks were sent to everyfraternity and men’s organization andarrangements have been made to re¬ceive un-organized men’s entries atany time at the Intramural office onthe third floor of Bartlett gymnasium.It is the well known aim of the de¬partment to reach everyone with itsactivities and in the big Carnival it ishoped that every man on campus whocan shake a muscle will be on hand forthe competition which will be so va¬ried that everyone, no matter how bi¬zarre his inclination, will find an out¬let for his particular athletic or aesthe¬tic bent.Everyone EligibleTo avoid mistakes or eligibility, theIntramural department has issued ihestatement that absolueiy everyone ex¬cept track men will be eligible for thevarious events in the "Carnival. Thismeans that only Varsity track menand frosh ‘‘green shirt men” will beruled out of the Intramural contestsand that men on other varsity teamswill be eligible to take part. SeveralTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.CO WHEY'SMen’s Wear and BilliardsOur New Men’s Store IsNow OpenS. E. Corner 55th and Elli* Ave. special events for Varsity and “greenshirt” men are on the evening’s cardto add spice to the affair and to keepthem in shape for the Conference meetthe following week-end.Arnold Johnson, who is GeneralManager of the Carnival, announcedtoday that two new members had beenadded to the roster of events. ACharleston exhibition and a boxingmatch are the latest stunts to be an¬nexed to the evening’s card, whichnow includes such feature events asthe finals in the Intramural basketball,wrestling, fencing and track and fieldevents, fraternity singing, boxing andCharleston exhibitions, a parade andband concert, and novelty stuntswhich will be announced later by JohnHowe who is in charge of that end ofthe ball.Prelims On Tuesday"The plans are progressing smooth¬ly and efficiently,” said Doctor Mo-lander, Intramural advisor, “We havearranged to have two different shiftsof officials, one on the upper track andone on the main floor, to speed upthe numbers and to insure the promptexecution of the numerous events. Thepreliminaries in all the events will beheld on Tuesday afternoon in Bart-lett gym and on Thursday eveningonly the finals in each event will heheld.<< HUSK” O’HAREa qqq aaajla a a a..a a ♦ a ».a« x,% iAJLti uaaR a a.q.a.HEN style is combinedwith quality and longlife, as it is in a Stetson, therecan be no question as to thehat you should wear.STETSON HATSStyled for young menvrrrrTrrrrrnnnrrTTTTVTyTTVTrrTr^rTf yrrrrn t ■»Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1926TVhisfle dumbett things with us providingthey are good looking; personalityhasn't half the potency of a prettyprofile!We hate people who are a half-hour late for an engagement . . . it*3no fun waiting alone for a quarterof an hour.The Man who said that Frater¬nities were nothing more than EatingClubs probably hasn’t lunched at anyof our campus houses!Where are all these handsome andwealthy college men, these wild andwilling co-eds that we read about?We suppose Edison thought he wasdoing the world a service by invent¬ing the arc light.Sometimes we realize that certainpeople are nice even although theydo belong to another fraternity orclub.Thank God that Dad doesn’t re¬member what he paid for his text¬books in college.The advantage of not being a col¬lege athlete is that one hasn’t so farto fall when they get out in the busi¬ness world.One reason we shall never becomea movie star is because the herowears a Tux every night!There is only one thing we hatemore than the clang of an alarmclock, and that is the click of a taximeter 1Hell is a place where one Has aneight o’clock on Mondays.Membership in a Fraternity is theunestimable privilege of allowingGrads to call on your father to sellhim bonds.Social ease is the ability to murmur epigrams when you are thinkingepitaphs! the student bringsTHE AMERICANMERCURYto the campusAs the academic representa¬tive of THE AMERICANMERCURY he is able toearn $150 or more mon'iilyby pursuing the pleasant dig¬nified avocation of circulating,by subscription, this most dis¬tinguished and powerfulmagazine in its most fertilesubscription field—the collegeand campus.Agents Dept., The American Mer¬cury, 730 Fifth Avenue, New YorkCity.Please explain how, without anyexpense to myself, I may de¬rive a decidedly substantial in¬come by acting as your academicrepresentative.NameLocal Address .Citv and State.UniversityClass of .Broadmindedness ! 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