' " imFraternities aredecorating lawnsand houses forHomecoming.Vol. 25 No. 27 ©atlp iHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1925 Eight pages ofHolograph willappear in theDartmouth Ma-roon.Price Five CentsCOMPLETE PLANSFOR SETTLEMENTBENEFIT PROGRAMSettlement Night and TagDay Feature AnnualDriveAt a recent meeting of a committeeappointed by the Board of StudentOrganizations, plans were formulatedfor the Student Settlement Drive. Thecommittee consists of Mr. Frank H.O’Hara, chairman, Edith Foster Flint,Theodore Gerald Soares, John F.Moulds, Seward Covert, and AmieGraham.The Settlement Night campaign in¬cludes a vaudeville performance, (lanc¬ing, and booths and is to be held inMitchell Tower and Mandel hall onDecember 6. The booths arc for thessle of food, liquid refreshments, andflowers.Settlement tag day serves as a meansof bringing the campaign directly tothe attention of the students. Themoney received is given to the Uni¬versity Settlement for the children“back-of-the-yards.’’Publish Donors’ NamesDonations received at the variousbooths are solicited only after thedonor understands clearly the purposeof the drive. The list of donors willbe published in The Daily Maroon andin the Settlement Night program.. Students are to solicit onlv amongtheir fellow students, personal friends,and relatives. Faculty members areto be canvassed systematically by theSettlement or League. Members ofthe Board of Trustees arc not to besolicited.Mail solicitations are limited to theabove and are carried on by letter,the form of which is to be agreedupon by the President of the Settle¬ment, the Treasurer of the Settlement,and the Chairman of the StudentDrive.A general strip-ticket if tickets aresold will entitle the holder to admis¬sions or purchases equal to the amountof the ticket.Hold TryoutsVaudeville tryouts are to be heldon Tuesday, Nov. 17. under the direc¬tion of Alta Cundy and Don McGin¬nis.The team chart, showing theamount of money received to date,will be posted under the clock in Cobbhall next Thursday.‘CROSSED CANNON’FETES DARTMOUTHGUESTS AT MIXERAll-University mixer after theChicago-Dartmouth game will beheld under the auspices of CrossedCannon, honorary cadet officers’ or¬ganization, Saturday from 4 to 6in the south lounge of the Reynoldsclub. Bill Hahn’s College Crew willfurnish the music. Refreshments,consisting of coffee and doughnuts,will be served in the north loungebetween the dances.“One of the chiefs functions ofthis mixer will be to show our east¬ern visitors western hospitality,’’said Herbert Mayer, commander ofCrossed Cannon. “All alumni andstudents of the University will bethe guests of the organization at thisaffair. We feel certain that every¬one will have a good time, for any¬one who has attended previous af¬fairs sponsored by Crossed Cannonwill understand our confidence in thesuccess of the affair.”Mixers have been held in the Rey¬nolds club after every game playedat Stagg Field this season. The firstmixer was given during Freshmanweek and was sponsored by the Un¬dergraduate council. The Reynolds’club held open house after the Ken¬tucky game and the Ohio Stategame. The other mixers have beengiven over to the various campus or¬ganizations.iffctd Football TakesMovie SpotlightThat football is attaining theproportions of Hollywood di’ama,in the movies, is indicated by thefact that Norman Alley, directorof the middle west division ofthe International Newsreel, as¬sembled his entire staff of sevencamera chiefs on the Champaignfield Saturday afternoon, andmade a full picture-story of thegame. Despite adverse weatherconditions the pictures are clearand the individual players easilyrecognizable.Immediately after the finalwhistle, the negatives wererushed by airplane to Chicagoand were on the screens of theChicago, Tivoli, and Uptown the¬atres by 8 Saturday night, andwill stay before the public a fullweek.“Next to pictures of babies,Pres. Coolidge, and dangerousexploits, the public is most in¬terested just now in college foot¬ball,” declares Mr. Alley, ex¬plaining his unprecedented pro¬cedure.LAING CHAIRMANAT DEBATE HERE»Select Women Ushers forCambridge Word-BattleDean Gordon Laing, of the Uni¬versity graduate schools, will pre¬side at the Cambridge-Chicago de¬bate on Monday, Nov. 23, at 8o’clock in Mandel hall, it was an¬nounced today.Ticket sales are progressing well,according to the box office, severalblock sales having been reported.The ushers at the debate will beselected from the membership ofthe Women’s Speakers’ club. TheMen’s Speakers’ club will superin¬tend the counting of the ballots.The English team is meetingmany prominent American Univer¬sity teams in debate. Among theseare Wisconsin, Northwestern, Mich¬igan, Drake, Iowa State' and OhioUniversity.The subject which has been de¬cided upon for debate is the ques¬tion of which branch of educationhas benefited mankind the more, thescience group, or the arts and hu¬manities.University debaters, having beeninitiated into methods of informaldebate by Oxford last year, havebeen making extensive preparationsfor the coming contest.LAST TRYOUTS FORCHEER SQUAD TODAYAspirants for cheer-leading positionswill be given another opportunity todisplay their ability at a meeting of allcheer-leaders and candidates this af¬ternoon at 4 at the seal in Mitchelltower. Besides new candidates, menwho have tried out before but droppedfor some reason are urged to be pre¬sent.“Cheerleaders can be developed onlywith plenty of practice,” said SewardCovert head cheer-leader.Meyer Issues FinalCall for FreshmenFinal call has been issued for allfreshmen who intend to work onthis year’s Cap and Gown, accordingto John Meyer, editor of the annual.Candidates are asked to meet to¬morrow at 3:30 in the new Cap andGown office, Lexington 11.Meyer urges all fraternities tosend out at least one representativeto work on the yearbook. Clubs andunorganized groups should also sendout freshmen. EXTRA-CURRICULARCOURSES OFFEREDTO SOPHOMORES Conduct Psychological Researchto Determine Mental EfficiencyCo-operative Subjects AreScheduled For NextTwo QuartersTwo new courses, one in “Man inSociety,” the other in “The Meaningand Value of the Arts.” are to be of¬fered in the winter and spring quart¬ers respectively for Sophomores wholast year took “The Nature of theWorld and Man” and “ReflectiveThinking.” Based on the special co¬operative system employed in thefreshman courses, these new courseswill be open to only a few otherSophomores of high standing whowere not in the first year classes. Bothcourses will come at 9 o’clock.Follows Up First CourseThe first of the two new courseswill be listed as History 201. It willtake up the story of life at the pointwhere “The Nature of the World andof Man” left it, that is. at the pointwhere man is defined as man—andwill present the main human achieve¬ments and problems in the fields ofthe social sciences. The course willbe in charge of Dr. Dorn of the De¬partment of History, the second sec¬tion being in charge of Mr. Simpsonof the Department of Sociology.Give OutlineThe general outline of the course(Continued on page 2)Prof. BreastedTo Excavate InOld BattlefieldThe Oriental Institute at the Uni¬versity has been advised by Prof.James H. Breasted, director of theArmaggedon expedition now in theNear East, that uprisings in Syriawill not block the excavations at theMegiddo ridge, “the battleground ofages.” Prof. Breasted wrote to theinstitute from Luxor where he willconsult with his staff in “The Val¬ley of the Kings” prior to his visitin Syria.Preliminary surveys have beenmade by Dr. D. F. Higgins, and Prof.Fisher in the Plain of Esdraelon,where hundreds of historic fightshave been waged from Biblical timesdown to the Great War. Puzzled byuncertain weather conditions, Dr.Breasted’s staff is hesitating to pro¬ceed with the actual excavations. Itis possible that work wil not bestarted until next summer when thetop layer of the famous battlegroundwill be sliced off.The period of time which the workwill take up is now known, becauseof the unknown contents and diffi¬culties of the ridge.Exhibition of FiresideIndustries Given HereBerea College, in Berea, Kentuckv,will sponsor an exhibition of firesideindustries Saturday in Ida Noyes hall.The purpose of the exhibit is to reviveand foster the Colonial Home of theSouthern Mountain Arts. The exhibi¬tion, which will he on display from10 a. m. to 9 p. m., will include pro¬ducts of the spinning wheel and hand-loom true reproductions of cherishedcolonial heirlooms, coverlets, couchcovers, hangings, and rugs.According to Mrs. Anna Ernberg,chairman of the exhibition, these weav¬ings are the result of >ears of laborin the effort to preserve those whichwere transplanted to American soil byour Anglo-Saxon forbears, but whichour modern industrialism has almostextinguished. This exhibition willalso be displayed in the Colonial Roomof the Blackstone Hotel from Mondaytill Wednesday of next week throughcnnrtesv of Mrs. Tracv C. Drake,who is sponsoring the exhibit. Whether capacity to learn can ac¬curately be determined by mental in¬telligence tests or not is the generaltheme of a psychological research ex¬periment being conducted under thedirection of M. C. Barlow of the de¬partment of Psychology.The problem deals with the predic¬tion of final efficiency in mentaltraits by measuring the capacity tolearn in relatively few practice peri¬ods. The diagnosis is concerned withdetermining the individual’s capacityto learn, regardless of previous edu¬cation, rather than assuming thatability to learn is measured by theamount of knowledge already ac¬quired. The problem is to discoverthe degree of correspondence betweenachievement in intelligence tests andthe capacity to learn in specific men¬tal habits.Use Mathematical TestsThe tests are made up of mathe¬matical problems of two numbers oftwo digits each and are worked men¬tally. Of the 400 persons who com¬promise the entire group of subjects,350 are taken from the sixth totwelfth grades, while the remaining50 are students at the University.Probable results are estimated ac¬cording to the speed, accuracy and in¬crease of the two digits in a limitednumber of practices. It is hoped bymeans of these tests to obtain a gen¬eral quantitative method of predic¬tion based upon the perfection ofspeed and accuracy of the perferm-ance, according to Mr. Barlow.Show VariabilityTentative results indicate that stu¬dents in the same grade or classeswho are required to do approximatelythe same amount of work show greatvariability in the quantity. The fast¬est works three times as fast as theslowest and with a greater percent¬age of accurate problems, they ap¬parently require less effort.The presumption is that the stu¬dents not only make fewer errors butless significant ones in magnitude,Mr. Barlow continued. By magni¬tude is meant the gross difference be¬tween the digits of the answer ob¬tained and those of the correct an¬swer. Almost two hundred such ex¬amples are worked in the period of(Continued on page 4)DISCUSS ‘AMERICANSTUDENT* AT JOINTY. W., Y. M. DINNER“The American Student and Har¬mony Peace Program” will be thesubject of an address and open dis¬cussion to take place at a jointY. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A, con¬ference dinner, today at 5 at thecentral Y. M. C. A., 19 South La¬Salle Street. Directly preceding thedinner, Conrad Hoffman, secretaryof European Student Relief, will tellof his work with this organization.The conference dinner, which willbe held in place of the usual jointVesper service, will be attended bymembers of Northwestern univer¬sity, Elmhurst college, Inter-semin¬ary asociation, and by members ofthe University. Kathleen Stewartand Lafayette Marsh, chairman ofthe joint meetings, urge all studentsinterested in international problemsto attend as they believe the meet¬ing will be of particular interest.Dramats Hold CastTryouts For PlayDramatic association tryouts willbe held at 3 o’clock today in theReynolds club theatre. All interestedshould be present as Mr. Frank Hu¬bert O’Hara, director of student ac¬tivities, will be present to meet allaspirants for the cast.The first production will be stagedin Mandel hall on Dec. 11. The titleof the play is still being withheld butGeorge Bates, president of the asso¬ciation, promises that it will be assignificant as “The Dover Road,” byMilne, which was given last year. PHOENIX “FOOTBALLNUMBER” OUT NOV. 19Several new features and artistswill make their debut in campus hu¬mor in the “Football iNumber” ofThe Phoenix, according to FredHandschy, editor. The issue willappear on Nov. 19. Publishing themagazine two days before the Wis¬consin game, Handschy hopes tomake it a comprehensive survey ofthe football season, at the same timedevoting much of the material to thebattle with the Cardinal eleven.James Root, art editor, has donethe cover, which Handschy claimsis the best piece of work Root hasever done. Much of the insidebrush-work is the product of RaineyBennett, the freshman who madethe cover for the last number. Inaddition to this, Handschy is inaug¬urating a dramatic section, whichhe intends to write himself.YEAR BOOK MEETSSTIFF COMPETITIONIllinois and NorthwesternLead Sales DriveStiff competition looms for the Capand Gown in the contest with North¬western and Illinois, being initiatedthis year, according to officials of theChicago yearbook who have receivedthe first returns from the otherschools. The drives there opened lastweek. Northwestern students havesubscribed for 1,300 copies while 3,000have been sold at Illinois.Open DriveThe Cap and Gown drive openedyesterday. Subscriptions will be tak¬en at the new Cap and Gown office.Lexington 11, in the Reynolds club,at the Ida Noyes cloak room, or byrepresentatives of the yearbook on thecampus.The circulation contest offers a cupto the school in which the largest pro¬portion of the undergraduate bodysubscribes for the yearbook. This cupis now on display in the window ofthe University bookstore.In speaking of the first reports fromNorthwestern and Illinois, John Hop¬kins, business manager, said. “Theseare fine records for a start, and theywill keep the Cap and Gown on thejump. The ambitious program for areally better and more representativeannual can succeed only with thewhole-hearted support of the stu¬dents.”Need SalespeopleMore salespeople are needed for thedrive, it is stated. Applicants should'call at the Lexington hall office be¬tween 2:30 and 4:30.The campaign will last two weeks.During that period the price to stu¬dents will be $4 for the yearbook. Atthe close of the drive it will be $4.50,and in the spring, $5.Noyes to Lecture onAspects of PoetryM 99The first of the annual series ofWilliam Vaughn Moody Foundationlectures will be given today, at 8:15 inMandel hall. Alfred Noyes, who willspeak, is an English poet, at one timeprofessor of poetry at Princeton Uni¬versity. He will speak on “Some As¬pects of Modern Poetry” and willread several selections from his ownpoems.Mr. Noyes is the author of a numberof volumes, the first of which was“The Loom of Years” published In1902. and the last, “The Torchbear-ers,” published in 1922. Mr. Noyesgave the opening address at the estab¬lishing of the Moody lectureship eightyears ago.All tickets for the lecture have beentaken, according to a report from thePresident’s office. CAMPUS TO BLAZEWITH COLOR FORBIC HOMECOMINGFraternities Begin WorkOn Decorations forNext SaturdayIndications of a record week ofdecorating for the annual homecom¬ing of the football team next Satur¬day were revealed last night by Gif¬ford Hitz, chairman of the Decora¬tions committee. Hitz declared thatif the plans of the committee andof various fraternities mature thedecorating will eclipse that done forthe Interscholastic last year.Graduates of many years are ex¬pected to return to the campus nextSaturday to witness the intersec¬tional struggle between the Maroonand the Green. The fraternities areaccordingly laying careful plans tomake the occasion a success.Keen Competition Among GreeksHitz visited many of the frater¬nity houses last night and advisedwith the decorators. He reportedthat the Greek letter societies areout for first honors with a vengeancethis year and predicted that theywill afford keen competition amongthemselves and provide a well deco¬rated campus for the homecomingguests.A large signboard placed next thePhi Delta Theta house won first prizefor that organization last year dur¬ing the decoration for the Inter¬scholastic. The board prominentlydisplayed a head of Coach Staggwith a proper Interscholastic inscrip¬tion. Hitz reports that many excel¬lent ideas are being followed throughby the fraternities this year.Drive Sponsored by Iron MaskThe decoration drive is beingsponsored by Iron Mask, the Juniorhonor society, and supported by theAlumni council and the Undergradu¬ate council. These organizations,especially the first mentioned, areenthusiastically pushing the work ofthe decorations committee, accord¬ing to several of their members.The Decorations committee is notoffering a prize for the best deco¬rated house this year, as the mem¬bers have decided that the frater¬nities do not need this added stim¬ulus.PUBLIC RESPONSIBLEFOR INEFFICIENCY OFPOLICE — MERRIAMWith criminals better organizedthan the guardians of law and order,the remedy for lapses in the enforce¬ment of justice lies largely in a moreserious attitude on the part of thepublic, according to Prof. CharlesE. Merriam, head of the departmentof Political Science. In a radiospeech from Mitchell Tower lastnight through The Daily News Sta¬tion WMAQ, Prof. Merriam alsorecommended intensive scientificstudy as a way out of the presentcrime situation.“Crooks pay the highest wages,”asserted the speaker. “They em¬ploy the most skilled attorneys; theykeep them from year to year; notinfrequently the criminal would takesover an attorney who has beentrained in the public service andwTho now becomes the attorney forthe other side.”Citing numerous defects in themachinery of law enforcement, Prof.Merriam declared that the judicialprocedure is 100 years behind thetimes in many communities. In ad¬dition, he said, legislative bodiesoften make the task harder by pass¬ing laws which cannot be enforced.Another part of the problem—thecontrol of criminal tendencies—mustbe approached chiefly by scientificstudy.“We must study heredity, and en¬vironment, and economic situation,psychiatry and medicine, before wefind all the clues we need,” said Dr.Merriam.I . ^ ».J“HjUflSHflHppujp'Jjp,»»i(jsjw,i'. wusps^F1:.'-«w;r'"V*,?rj min-:"iyPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1925Sa% iflanumFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished uiornlngs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autnmn,Winter and Spring quartern by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:$3.90 per year; by mail, 31.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing In this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 5522. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsThe Daily Maroon solicits the expression of student opin'on In its columns on allsubjects of student interest. Contributors must sign their full names to communica¬tions, but publication will, upon request, be anonymous.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAllen Heald, EditorMilton Kauffman, Managing EditorThomas R. Mulroy, Business ManagerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGertrude Bromberg Women's EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorDeeuier Lee News EditorReese Price News EditorWalter Williamson News EditorHarry L. Shlaes Sports EditorVictor M. Theis Sports EditorMarjorie Cooper, Assistant Women's EditorRuth Daniels .. Assistant Women’s EditorEeou Uuliusky Day EditorGeorge Jones Day EditorGeorge Koehn Day EditorWilliam Smith Day EditorA1 Widdifield Day EditorlUice Kinsman -Sophomore EditorRoselle Moss Sophomore EditorRuth H. SchroederWomen s Sports Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTSidney Bloomenthal, Circulation DirectorEthan Granqulst Office DirectorLeland Neff Advertising DirectorMilton Kreines Local Adv. ManagerThomas Field Copy ManagerJack Pincus Classified ManagerPhilip Kaus Circulation ManagerDudley Emerson AuditorCharles Harris Advertising AssistantFrederick H. KretschmerAdvertising AssistantEldrecl Neubauer ..Advertising AssistantCOLLEGE VS. CRIME/''"'RIME can be remedied, Prof. Merriam told his WMAQ audiencelast night, in several ways. We must teach the public to takelaw more seriously; we must perfect the machinery of enforcement;and we must learn more about the causes and governing factors ofcrime.The universities can help in all three of these tasks. They havealready done much; this University in particular has done much.The universities can, first of all, educate their own students to takelaw seriously. They can teach their students that a law is not athing to be ridiculed; that ignoring a law is neither a clever stuntnor a mark of the super-man. They have progressed far in this job.The university man has ceased, in most places, to be a smart-aleck,a disturber of the peace, a destroyer of property. He has ceased,in many places, to be a patron of bootleggers. Only insofar as theuniversity man and woman is a respecter of law will the universitybe able to breed respect of law in the public at large.The universities can help to repair the faculty machine of justice,by research into its faults. They can accomplish much by such in¬vestigations as the Political Science department conducted in thepolls last year. When a politician brings charges of dishonest gov¬ernment, he is doubted; he has axes to grind. When a university,after careful study, finds flaws in the operations of government, peo¬ple take notice. A dignified, disinterested institution has spoken.Something must be wrong. The university, as one of the public smost trusted arbiters, can become one of its most powerful leaders.The university s peculiar job in the cure of crime is the scientificstudy of crime. Criminal tendencies are still a mystery. We do notknow why a man is a thief, or a forger, or a roughneck. We havestudied nature, as Prof. Merriam says, without studying human na¬ture. Punishment is, after all, a feeble means of prevention. Per-haps there will arise in the universities of the future, some Pasteur to jdiscover the germ of law-breaking, and to devise an inoculationagainst it.The universities have, in the war against crime, a great chance toserve the world. The University of Chicago has a great chance tobecome, in this war, the special champion of law in Chicago. By Alta CundyHomecoming!Everyone will be coming home orbe at home to welcome someone com¬ing home this week-end. The socialsphere will revolve around homecom¬ing festivities and the alumni will beguests of honor or hosts at many ofthe affairs. While the alumni will at¬tend the reception to President Ma¬son, Mr. Stagg, and the team in Bart¬lett gymnasium immediately after thegame, the undergraduate body will beguests of the Crossed Cannon at theChicago-Dartmouth Mixer to be heldin the Reynolds club.Hold Tea DancesFraternities and halls, in the samespirit, will hold open house Saturdayafternon to former members and visit¬ors. Delta Kappa Epsilon will givea tea: Phi Kappa Psi, a buffet supper;Psi Upsilon, a tea dance, and PhiGamma Delta, a tea dance honoringMr. and Mrs. J. B. Hawley.Foster and Greenwood halls haveplanned tea dances. Members ofHitchcock hall will he hosts duringthe game, and tea will he served inthe library afterwards. Mrs. ThomasO'Hara will preside.In celebration of the hoped-for vic¬tory over Dartmouth. Delta Sigma Phiwill entertain at the Sisson Hotel RoofGarden. On the same evening, Delthowill present their pledges to the alum¬nae at a dance in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall.Organizations Sponsor EventsPreceding the Homecoming affairswill he a number of socials sponsoredby University organizations. W. A. A.will hold its annual Chicago Nightdinner for all campus women, on Fri-dav night. Following the dinner, thepep session will he held in Mandelhall, which it is expected, a repre¬sentative group of alumni will attend.Friday afternoon will see the firstof the Settlement Night functions, ttea dance at the Phi Kappa Psi house.Tf the fond hopes of the committeematerialize, F.ddie Cantor, star of KidBoots, will entertain the guests witha few of his famous quips.Mortar Board will hold a formaldance Friday Night at the Cordonclub to introduce their pledges. Onthe same evening Kenwood house willgive a dance.International Students Associationwill hold a dinner for foreign studentsFriday at 6:30 in Tda Noyes hall. Dr.Tames Craigie, who has just returnedfrom Oxford, will speak.Betas Begin “Smoke Talks”A new and novel way of spendingSunday afternoons has been introducedby Beta Theta Pi. “Smoke Talks,” aform of open house will he held everySunday from 4 to 6. at which pro¬minent persons have been invited tospeak. The first of the talks will heon Dec..6, by Mr. Harslie of the ArtInstitute. William Eaton Urges MaroonsTo Meet Wolverines in 1926German Club PlansChristmas ProgramA Christmas program is the nextbig event scheduled by the Germanclub. .Special features are beingnlanned for this affair, preparationfor which is now in prograss. All in¬terested should meet tomorrow at2:30 in Lexington 4.HAIL WIEBOLDT SurelFs Beauty Shop1451 E. 57th StreetFairfax 2007Expert beauty work in all branchesOpen Tues., Thurs., and Fri. Eves. By William C. EatonResponsive to your very generouand courteous request to write foryour paper something of interestpertaining to the Chicago-Michigangame, may I say that I am honoredby being pressed to write for “TheMaroon.” This privilege has neverbefore been accorded me. I enjoythe opportunity to the fullest extent-It might *oe pertinent to state thatit will also give me the opportunityin a small way of paying back “TheGrand Old Man” of football for themany times in my school kid days Ishinned over his south fence to seehis teams play. I recall on one ofthese occasions of being fortunateenough to get one of my school kidpals to give me a boost.Fence* LowIt must be remembered that thefences in those days were not as highas they are at the present, and weremade of board instead of concrete,with barbed wire topping. If youwere fortunate enough in getting ontop of the fence you still had thewire to contend with. I managedsomehow to get over the wire andwas part way down when alongcame one of “Stagg’s” trusties toshag me back, being thus far over Itook a chance and jumped only tofind that I had torn an arm out ofmy coat and skinned my shins andhad to do a hundred yard dash withthe “Cop.”Snow Piled HighThis game was one I shall neverforget. It was Thanksgiving Dayand snow was piled high on all sidesof the field and the stands werepacked to Capacity. Michigan wasplaying Chicago, with Hersehbergerin the line-up. How I, as well asthousands of other football fans,would enjoy seeing these two bril¬liant teams perform again. Thereseems to be no lack of agreementamong people as to the importance,desirability or feasibility of renew¬ing our football relations with the“U. of M.”Michigan is, and always has beenfor a number of years a full fledgedmember of the Western Conference.Should Resume Relation*1 am one of those who believe thatowing to the wide-spread interestmanifested by the public in general,friendly relationship should he andcan he resumed by these two greatwestern universities. Two circum¬stances make it unnecessary to sur¬render entirely to gloom. The first,of course, is the hope can be enter¬tained that when the Western Con¬ference of football coaches gatherin Chicago on the first Saturday inDecember to arrange their schedulesthat the Maroons and the Wolver¬ines can arrive at some date to playin 1026. The second favorable fac¬tor is the desirability of seeing thisbrought about for the benefit of thealumni, students now attending the“U,” and the public in general.Stagg Will HelpSomething surely can be done to ,bring these two teams togetheragain. It will not be accomplished !by good luck or kind providence but Ipossibly through the efforts of CoachStagg, whose brilliant record as a J-rent coach is woven into the very ,texture of the game. His years ofuntiring efforts in behalf of the ath¬letic department of the University j have unified us in the belief that hisefforts will be successful. No onewho is associated or for that matterever has been associated with theUniversity, could wish for a happiermoment in college sports than tosee the day when Chicago and Mich¬igan engage in yearly combat on thegridiron.EXTRA CURRICULAR COURSEOFFERED TO SOPHOMORES What’s On TodayDramatic association will hold try¬outs for the annual fall productionat 3 in Reynolds club theatre.Professor Edward Sapir, of theDepartment of Anthropology, willspeak on “Categories of Thought inPrimitive Languages” at a meetingof the Philosophy club to be held at8 in Classics 20.(Continued from page 1)and the lectures in the special fieldsare as follows:1. Man in History: Cole, Huth.Thompson, and Schevill.2. Man in His Social Relations:Burgess, Paris, H. J. Smith.3. Man in His Industrial Relations-Chester Wright, Clark, Millis.4. Man in His Political Relations:Kerwin. MacT.aughlin, Viner, Hall.5. Man in His International Rela¬tions: Schmitt, Scott, Quincy Wright.6. Man and Education: Judd.7. Man in His Ethical and Reli¬gious Relations: Tufts, G. B. Smith,Mathews, Haydon.8. The Trend of Modern Life: T.V. Smith.Second Course On ArtThe second course, to be given inthe spring, will discuss first painting,then sculpture, architecture, music,and literature. The course will beunder the general direction of DeanWilkins.The portion of-the course on paint¬ing will be in charge of ProfessorSargent: that on sculpture in chargeof Lorado Taft, that of architecture incharge of Dr. Rothschild (a new manwho is to join the art department thiswinter): that on music in charge ofMack Evans, and that on literaturein charge of Professors Prescott andLovett. It is hoped that arrangement-can be made to bring in also some dis¬tinguished men from the several fieldsof art concerned.Sophomores who want these coursesand did not register for “Man inSociety” in making a tentative regis¬tration last spring should see their jdeans as early as possible in the re¬gistration period. Junior Mathematical club willmeet at 4:15 in Ryerson 37. LeonS. Johnston will speak on “Maps apdMap Making.”“Some Recent Enzyme Studies”will be the subject of a talk by Prof.Frederick Koch of the Chemistry de¬partment at a meeting of the Zo-.ology club at 4 :30 in Zoology 29.TO RENT—Nicely furnished dou¬ble and single rooms, for men. 5600Drexel Ave.REWARD—For the return of ahand tooled leather purse, missed inHarper Periodical room. Valued asa gift and for keys therein. CallDor. 9241, or 2nd apt., 6151 Kim-bark Ave.FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT—For one or two ladies; single, $5.00;double, $7.00; on Kenwood. Inquireat 5731 Harper Ave., or phone Fair¬fax 8442.REWARD—For the return of ahand-tooled leather purse, missed inHarper. Valued as a gift and forkeys therein. Call Dor. 9241, or 2ndapt., 6151 Kimbark Ave.WANTED—A few more men towork on an attractive spare timeproposition. See Pincus, in Maroonoffice, 2:30 to 5:00 p. m.TO-OUT-OF-TOWN STUDENTSMidway Apartment Hotel1535-37 E. 60th Sfreet1Offer* Complete Hotel ServleoConvenient to the University with allTransportation Facilities1, 2 and 3 Room Apt*. (50 and UpIDEALRESTAURANT“The Place to Eat”Excellent Service1352 E. 61st St.THE modern language departments will soon have a home of theirown. These guardians of an important part of the world’s cul¬ture will no longer be scattered through various buildings in ill-adapted rooms. They will have their own offices, cubicles, seminarrooms, classrooms, and bookstacks, all under one roof.Wieboldt hall, ninth of the University buildings now under con¬struction, will be for the modern languages what Kent has long beenfor chemistry, what Haskell is for Oriental history, what Rosenwaldis for geology.The University needs more gifts of this sort. Other departmentsare as ill housed as the modern languages. The nine buildings nowgoing up do not suffice. Here is one reason for the Developmentcampaign. UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOUNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made CandiesDorothy J. DerbacherDANCING IN THE LOOP George A. BohmannNATIONAL DANCING ACADEMYTelephone Wabash 65811 Private Lesson $1.00 4 Private Lessons $3.00 8 Private Lessons $5.00Auditorium Bldg., 2nd Floor. 431 South Wabash AvenueTAMM’S NOVELTY ORCHESTRA100 — Expert Ingtructors — 100Open Every Nisrht Including: Sunday Night and Sunday Matinee.CLIP THIS COUPON FOR SPECIAL RATES Growing ChicagoIn 1840 Chicago had a populationol 4,470. In July of 1925 this city hadan estimate population of 3.000,000,with a growing rate of I 54 per day. Thepublic service companies—the telephonecompany, the suburban and belt line rail¬roads, the electric power and gas com¬panies—are planning for the future andtheir estimate is 6,600,000 in 1950 forthe Metropolitan City of Chicago.1750 square miles in six countiescovering an area with a radius of 35 milesfrom the loop will be required to accom¬modate this city in 1950. The futureseems bright and progressive for Chicago;the opportunities are big for those of uswho can see them and profit thereby.For those who save and plan for thispromising future Chicago is a good in¬vestment.iP Clearing Hou63[*St£a fAerpber FederalReserve SystemKOFOWNcago.Special Homecoming Edition Next Saturday— - i i i ■ct .Hanover, N. H.: BigGreen squad in poorcondition-—Fear break¬down on western trip. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Is this piece of“news” just sort ofpaving way for an alibi—or what?Wednesday Morning November 11, 1925BIG GREEN TEAM IS EN ROUTEUpsets Feature Touchball GamesLAMBDA CHI ANDDELTA SIGS ARELOSERS IN TILTSAlpha Delts Tie PhiSigma Delta inClose GameTouchball is on the upgrade. Withthe fields in much better conditionthan last week, aerial games were theorder of the day. If the weatherstays clear all indications point to abrilliant display of touchball to finishthe season.Sig Chi Upsets DopeSigma Chi ran up a 12-6 score overDelta Chi. Delta Ohi played a goodgame but they were no match for theSig Chis, Collins and Scott were thestars. Their ability to catch longpasses and dodge their way over thegoal line was what defeated the oppos¬ing team.Phi Sigs Tie Close Scores Are ExpectedIn Touchball ContestsFor TomorrowThe schedule is as follows:Field 13:00—Delta Upsilon vs. DeltaSigma Phi3:45—-Alpha Sigma Phi vs. ChiPsiField 23:00—Pi Lambda Phi vs. ZetaBeta Tau3:45—Kappa Sigma vs. PhiDelta ThetaField 33:00—Tau Delta Phi vs. KappaNu FOOTBALL GAMESTHIS WEEK WILLUNMESH TANGLEMinnesota, Only UndefeatedTeam, to Play Hawksat HomecomingWHAT OFIT?^GeotgeMpigenstemAlpha Delta Phi tied the Phi Sigs,12-12. Phi Sigma Deltas ran up theirscore early in the game by interceptingpasses and toting the ball across the., , . . . tt •• sad doings ot last Saturday afternoongoal line for touchdowns. Heilestarred for the Alpha Delts. He is a The economic situation of the unitbounded by Wood lawn and EllisAvenues and 56th Street and the Mid¬way has materially altered since theThere is a tendency toward what Mr.Roger Babson’s statisticians wouldcall “tight money,'’ a deplorable situa¬tion indeed since many of the boys Ihereabouts are looking around for alittle loan to tide them over until such |time as papa comes through. 'Then,too, there is the sad plight of a good Imany of the boys who are finding outfor the first time how' costly is theThe loss ; ci10jcc at the 55th Street restaurants,is no (bs-|Your correspondent wandered into -runner of no mean ability. With bet¬ter interference he unquestionablywould have run up ,a higher score forhis outfit.Tekes WinTau Kappa Epsilon defeated theDeke team 12-6. Burley starred for tlieTekes by catching a long pass andrunning for a touchdown,of the game by the Deke?credit to them for both teams showed j onc 0f these only yesterday evening tobrilliant form. The remaining two hear one deflated collegian demandingtouchdowns were made by the catch- j jn tones of righteous indignation ofing of long passes and running f°" j the Grecian gentleman officiating be-touchdowns. hind the counter, “What! no beans?”Phi Pi Phi LosesAlpha Tau Omega defeated Phi PiPhi 6-0. Murphy scored for A. T. O.after a series of long passes brought With indications of the greatesttitle muddle in conference history inyears, six Big Ten teams wall battlefor uncertain honors Saturday. Fiveof the teams are considered logical con¬tenders for a disputed championship.The Minnesota-Towa game is at¬tracting more widespread interest be¬cause the Gophers have not, as yet,been defeated, although Wisconsin hastied them. Northwestern plays Pur¬due, and Michigan takes on Ohio inthe other two conference battles of theday.Minnesota HomecomingCoach Spears has no intentions of: letting Iow’a dampen the ardor of theMinneapolis homecoming crowd norI of permitting the Hawkeyes to inter¬fere with the Northern team’s titleaspirations. With Almquist, Toestingand Murrel vieing for honors withCowboy Kutseh and Fry. some flash¬ing backfield play should result. Thetwo lines are rated as being abouteven, though the husky Gophers lackthe experience of Iowa’s forward wall.Spears has built a powerful varied of¬fense about his green team whichshould keep Tngwersen’s men con¬stantly alert.Minnesota fans declare that thevhave not seen the like of Toesting’sline-smashing for manv a moon. Theopen-field running of Murrel and Alm¬quist along with some accomplishedpassing usually with Wheeler on thereceiving end. has made it possiblefor the hard-driving fullback to bej among the leading scorers of the con¬ference.N. U. Aspires to ChampionshipWhen Northwestern takes the fieldat Lafayette against the tricky Boiler¬makers they will be spurred on to Results of Yesterday’sTouchball Games ^At a GlanceSigma Chi defeated Delta SigmaPhi, 12-6.Alpha Delta Phi tied Phi SigmaDelta. 12-12.Alpha Tau Omega defeated PhiPi Phi, 6-0.Tau Sigma Omicron defeatedjLambda Chi Alpha, 12-0.Tau Kappa Epsilon defeatedDelta Kappa Epsilon, 12-6.There was no non-fraternitv gameplayed yesterday.WOMEN’S HOCKEYGAMES ARECLOSE SQUAD LEAVES FOR CHICAGO FRAY;WILL STOP AT FLINT, MICHIGAN FORPRACTICE; MAROON DRILL IS LONGDartmouth Outfit Rated as Champs of the East, to ArriveHere on Friday for Game With LocalsThat noble journal, “The ChicagoTribune,” recently published a pictureof Fighting Tim Lowry, Northwest-the ball within a few yards of the goal 1 ern’s Chautauqua athlete, engrossedline At the end of the regular period j in his Greek textbook. The idea wasneither team had scored. Bv agree-1 so appealing to the sporting edit.* °fment another five minute period watt that he could not refrain front repeat-1 °f Moon Baker and the posstbthty ofplayed which 'brought defeat for the ing again Sunday-thia time with I-e- ■"*» > the t,tie, a honePhi Pi Phis land Lewis, the Purple fullback, por- »hich Evanston has chertshed for~ ■ . , . , T , , Utter etvetr the> Classified Telenhnne I years-' T,ie M'chigan victory has in-Tau Sigma Omicron defeated Lamb¬da Chi \2pha. Cohen scored twice fo*his outfit hv intercepting long passesfrom the Lambda Chis. Tau SigmaOmicron played a careful game, be¬ing contented with the completion ofshort passes. ing overDirectory.Maroon SplashesBoh Markley, last year’s only vet¬eran on the backstroke crew, is rapid¬ly rounding into fine shape. His prac¬tice performance is superior to lastyear’s, although lie is handicapped bythe lack of competition. There is agood opening in this event, so that allmen interested are urged to try out.C. Mygdal took all honfirs awayfrom Warring last week in the breast-\ stroke, and is classed as the fastestman in this event. If Mygdal keepsup his fast stepping, he is expectedto be a second Harry Harkings on thecampus this- winter. His best time isof course slower than Harkings , huthaving arrived at the under three min¬ute mark, and considering the way heis stroking himself up to the top of thenautical ladder, it wouldn’t be a bitsurprising to find the campus in pos¬session of another Conference Cham¬pion, There is food for thought in whatoccurred Saturday at Hanover, N. H.The Dartmouth Silent Indian aband¬oned his traditional stalk and fairlvsprinted up and flown DartmouthField against Cornell. Here’s how thedetail tells how the Green team ranup some of that 62 to 13 score: “Apass. Oberlander to Ttilly, was goodfor 49 yards and a touchdown.” “AfterLane intercepted a pass and ran tomidfield. Oberlander promptly passedto Tully for 55 yards and a touch¬down.” “Lane broke through righttackle for 20 yards and then Ober-lander* broke around left end for 50yards and a touchdown.” But what’sthe use? Young Alonzo Stagg, who(Continued on page 4)Telephone years.I spired display of unusual pep on thef Purple campus.' The Michigan-Ohio clash will eliniinate either team from further consid¬eration.Maroon NatatorDazzles AudienceNon-Greeks PlavTouchball GamesThe ’schedule for non-frnlternitytouchball for today is as follows:Field 13 :45—Cardinals vs. Arrows.Field 23:45—Romans vs. Pirates.Field 33.45—otimlois vs. Bulldogs At last a wet place has been dis¬covered on the campus! Men wereseen coming out of the Bartlett poolyesterday at 4 o’clock, in a state ofphysical distress. In fact, one ofthem mistook the Reynolds club¬house for the Maroon office.It was thought that we had an¬other campus mystery on hand, butmuch to our disgust we found outthat it was merely Ed. Fellinger who*>nd d—led his enthusiastic audi¬ence while practicing his new doublesomersault. Any resenter of the :Volstead act who wants to be setinto a state of mental inebria, is jurged to come out and watch theyoung diver perform. All women’s hockey games playedyesterday weTe close, the Sophomoreswinning from the Freshmen by a 2-0score and the Seniors and Juniorsplaying to a 1-1 tie.Both games were very interesting towatch, especially the Senior-Juniortilt, because the score remained 1-0until the last half-minute of play whenthe Seniors rushed down tlie field totie the score as the whistle blew.Both teams showed excellent teamwork and fought until the end of thegame.The Freshmen put up a very goodfight against the Sophomores but therewastv’t as much teamwork displayedand the Sophomores won by a terrific-driving game.Inter-City HockeyHockey fans will be interested inthe approaching inter-city champion¬ship games to be played at the GrantPark Stadium, November 13th- 15th,at 2:30 p. m. The Midway HockeyClub is selling tickets at $.75 for ad¬mission to any particular game, andat $1.00 for admission to all threeskirmishes. These inter-city cham¬pionship games are of national inter¬est, with Detroit, Madison. Racine,and other neighboring towns sendingrepresentatives.Sunday, November 15th, the finalday of the Grant Park games, will seethe All-Ireland team meet the All-Chicago team. Miss Burns, MissThompson, Miss White, Mrs. Curtiss,of the Gymnasium Department of theUniversity, and Miss Jones, whomUniversity High School graduates willremember, are trying out for the All -Chicago team, which has not yet beenannounced.SHniERT PRINCESSMUsnoos, Wf>«t>'f»s(lnv and SaturdayEugene O'Neill’s Greatest Play“Desire Under the Elms”With Walter Huston and Original CastMost OUcussed Drama of Today j ^he largest sellingquality pencilin the worldSuperlative in quality,the world-famous\/ENUSVpenolsgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00' Rubber ends, per doz. 1.20cAt all dealer*American Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave.,N.Y. By George MorgensternThe Dartmouth Silent Indian be¬gins his trek to the Stagg field hunt¬ing grounds this afternoon at 4o’clock, when Coach Jesse Hawleyleads his undefeated Big Green teamout of Hanover. The Dartmouthteam is coming by way of Montreal,and will stop off at Flint, Mich., forpractice Thursday. Dartmouth willarrive in Chicago early Friday morn¬ing.Dartmouth is the only undefeatedmajor team in the east, and the In¬dian will go into the game againstChicago Saturday with the idea ofdecisively setting down the Maroons,for there is an invitation being dan¬gled hefore the New Hampshire teamright now to represent the eastagainst the best of the coast teamsNew Year’s Day at the PasadenaRose Bowl. A defeat from Mr.Stagg’s eleven would not only seri¬ously impair the national champion¬ship aspirations of Dartmouth, butit would materially affect thechances of the Indian team’s appear¬ing in California for this Tourna¬ment ‘of Roses engagement.Save RegularsCoach Hawley gave his squad achalk talk yesterday before he sentthem out to scrimmage the fresh¬men, who used Chicago playsbrought back by scouts. Several ofthe Dartmouth regulars were keptout of the scrimmage because ofminor injuries, but they will be fitfor Saturday’s operations. A sig¬nal drill wound up the day’s work,the team going through this with asnap.Hawley will nurse Swede Ober¬lander, his great halfback, throughthe week, for he is a good sixty percent of the Silent Indian offense.Oberlander is probably the best for¬ward passer since Sloan was throw¬ing them out for Minnesota tenyears ago. The big halfback weighs19fi and is a crushing runner, and ashe’s the Dartmouth punter, he is abona fide triple threat man. Light DrillChicago was let off with a lightdrill again last night. Mr. Stagg hadno real scrimmage, but he had hismen lined up against the freshmen,who were demonstrating Dartmouthpass plays and fake bucks in adummy drill. The main idea of theSilent Indian offense seems to be toget the ends down the field farenough so that they’ll be under theball when it comes down. Palick wasthrowing the hall for the freshmen,but he was ten to twenty yards un¬der the distance the Dartmouthplays frequently called for.The Old Man had both of his regu¬lar ends, Yeisley and Lampe, out ofthe scrimmage, harmless as it was.Hobschied and Henderson, however,were at the tackles as usual, withBaker at center, and Wolf and Bor¬den at guards. After the dummydrill was over, the team ran signalsunder the flood lights.McCarty On FieldAustin McCarty was out in a suitagain, hut he did no heavy work.McCarty merely jog#d around toget a sweat up, and then went in.Pakrass was not on the field at allduring the afternoon, and TrainerJohnny Johnston worked over himin the tower room. Kernwein, theother injured player, did not get outuntil late in the evening, when theteam was running signals.On the strength of Saturday’s per¬formance, the Chicago line ought tobe able to stop pretty nearly any¬thing sent that way, but it is theDartmouth passing game that willcause the trouble. The Big Greenpass plays are timed perfectly, andthe receiver is masked so effectivelythat no team has been able to stopthe Hanover aerial game yet. Thememory of what Purdue and Illinoisdid with passes to the Maroons is toorecent to bear calling up again, butChicago certainly will have to get adefense against the Indian passinggame if it is to win this ball game.HAPPY DAYSfo*^WHEN ALL y ~AREHEALTHY!Football- Strong men atplay. How the thousandsin the monster stands en¬joy it. Radiant healtheverywhere!Such is the joy found in Bowman’s Milk. It containsall the necessary elements that give you glowing health.And as a cold weather drink you will find it most re¬freshing and invigorating.Be sure to ask for Bowman’s Milk—Insist On It!bdOWMANDAIRY COMPANYMILKPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1925^JWfaisfleULTIMATUMAt for the manWho gets a kissAnd goes to tellA brother—He does a veryClumsy thingAnd don’t deserveAnother!-SisA SENIOR on campus, disregard¬ing the dignity of his years, confidesthat he intends to get into some¬thing on campus before he goes, bytrying out for the Green Cap club.How would Ben Hecht describe it?—“Cerberus seduced from his God-hood by a Dog biscuit.”THE Whistle prestige goes everupward, or downward dependingupon the individual interpretation.Our helpmeet and severest critic,the ample Mr. Slim Granquist, justbellowed across the office, “Hey, Igot a good one for the column.”“Well, spill it,” we scream eagerly.“No, c’mor. over, I don’t dare sayit out loud!”ILLINI—AFTERMATHEat, drink, and be merry—tomorrowwe dontFor money determines the will orthe won’t—Dodging subpoenas and bankruptcywrits,Living on credit, our looks, and ourwit*—Dreaming a sandwich, breathing asteak—Talking an onion, and walking acake—Living on peanuts, almost a wreckYe Gods; kindly hasten that over¬due check!—Atlas. BEN ISSUES CALLFOR HOBO COLLEGEFACULTY MEMBERSBy Art GudgetDr. Ben L. Reitman’s Hobo College,where bums and migratory workersof all sorts are given the help theyrequire, has issued an invitation to allUniversity men to come and help outwhen they can. Those not interestedin work of this sort are invited tocome and observe the work of theplace, which consists largely of at¬tempts to put the homeless and hungryon their feet again.Expect Students MondayMonday has been set aside as theday when University men are ex¬pected. although they are welcome atall times. Meetings are held everyevening and on Sunday afternoons. Theprograms are made as attractive aspossible in order to draw the hobo.The college “faculty” feels that oncethey have encountered a man, he willcome again of his own volition.Tully LecturesA large number of interesting lec¬ture titles have been announced, ofwhich the most interesting is a lectureby Jim Tully, the famous ex-tramp,author, and dramatist, to he entitled“Hobos in Literature.” Among theother interesting lectures are one bySam Ball on sciem • for hobos, one onthe value of an education by a groupof University students, and one on“What’s Wrong with the World,” bythe “agitators.”Tully’s lecture is announced forNovember 21st. and the others arescattered through the week and onSunday afternoon. Apparently thereis always a lecture scheduled at theHobo College. WHAT OF IT?Aw, Keep Your Hat OnSir:It will be §bt soon, my magneticdevice for collecting hairpins fromthe backseat of the family car.—Iron Waste.An anonymous contributor writesin about the new' style for decorousstudents, a scarlet neck-tie with ablack bar across it and underneathprinted—“If you can read this—you’re too damn close.”McCARTY was awarded a newsuit by Jerrem’s for making the firsttouchdown in the Illinois game.Gee, we would have contributed theextra pair of pants for another.Yeh, And It Comes in Waves, Too!Dear Turkey:And now the snow has meltedaway again. We don’t have to worryabout rain during the next few daysbecause, of course, there’s a gameSaturday. This infernal weather,one might say, is almost like PaulAsh—different every week!—Vera of the Trianon.DRAMATIC asociation tryoutswill be held today at 3, announcesArchie Trebow, who further refusesto divulge the titje of the play. Lookslike they doif’t want the successfulcandidates to know what they’re infor!AFTER “years and years of of¬fice sharing” the Cap and Gown ismoving into its new offices. “Andnow,” says John Hopkins, “we willbegin work in earnest.” Oh! Sothey have been kidding us for thelast decade or soWhat a grievious disappointmentthis will be to the hosts of hopefulswho have gone out from here underthe impression they have graduated.—TERRIBLE TURK. PROF. FOSTER TOSPEAK AT TARPONCLUB OPEN-HOUSE“Swimming Among the Ancients”will he the subject of a talk by Assist¬ant Prof. Benjamin Foster, at an open-house to be sponsored by Tarponclub, Friday at 4 in the Y. W. C. A.room of Tda Noyes ball. Mr. Foster,visiting professor at the University,is a professor of Latin in StanfordUniversity.The test which all women must passbefore they can become members ofTarpon club, requires a knowledge ofonlv the rudimentary principles ofswimming, according to Adele Whit¬field. chairman of the membershipcommittee. Judges will be in the poolto conduct tests during the open hourswimming periods which are held ev¬ery Tuesday from 4:30 to 5, and Fri¬days, from 3 to 4. All women whointend to become members this quar¬ter must pass their tests by Tuesday.Initiation into Tarpon club givestwenty-five points toward membershipin W. A. A.Regular meetings of the club areheld every Friday from 12 to 1 in thepool of Ida Noyes hall. All excusesfor absence must be placed in the boxon the bulletin of Ida Noyes hall.Evangelical club will meet at4 :30 in the north reception room ofIda Noyes hall. All students inter¬ested have been invited to attend.Dries QuickSticks Tit>htNever StainsContributors and all others inter¬ested in the reorganization of the“Circle” will meet Thursday at 3:30in Cobb 109. Buy It At—Woodworth’s Bookstore1311 E. 57th Street (Continued from page 3)scouted this game, is still calling forice-packs.The latest report out of Hanoverhas it that “Sage and Tully are thetwo greatest ends Dartmouth has- hadin years.” And Bjorkman, Dartmouthcaptain, was only Walter Camp’s firstteam All-American end last year!This Oberlander to Tully or Lanepassing combination is just as great asMinnesota’s Wyman to Baston combination ever was. Oberlander, a 200pounder who started off at tackle as asophomore but who was made intoa back last year, simply holds themoff with one hand while he shoots theball downfield a mile with the otherHe completed eight of ten long passesfor gains of 161 yards in the first halfalone, an exhibition which GrantlandRice calls “the most amazing since themodern game came into being 20 year>ago.” Oberlander ran up close to 40°yards through his passing and running in the three quarters he was inthe game, and had as great a day a'any halfback ever had. You won’thave to look far to find Grange’s All-American running mate this fall. posed that there are not a great many i training in arithmetical computationexceptions. seem generally to be able to manipu-Individuals who have had much j late the combinations with greater facility and less effort than those per¬sons with less training.CONDUCT PSYCHOLOGICAL RE¬SEARCH TO DETERMINEMENTAL EFFICIENCY(Continued from page 1)sixteen minutes by only one per centIt is not uncommon for an indivi¬dual, during the course of ten prac¬tices to increase the rate of workfrom fifty correct problems to morethan double the number.Employ Same MethodThis particular test employs thesame method for every subject. Theadvantage of making definite com¬parison between individuals is in re¬ference to narticular and commonmental activity. 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