SENIORS TO HAVELUNCH TOCETHERAT NOON TODAYClass Excused From ChapelTo Attend InformalGet-TogetherSENIOR CLASSBecause of the limited capacity ofI)r. Ames church, the Senior lunch-\ eon this noon will be limited to 150plates, it was announced by Harri¬son Barnes, president of the class.Only a hundred of the luncheon bidshave been disposed of. The remain¬ing 50 will be sold at the door. Pos¬sessors of class tickets will be ad¬mitted for twenty-five cents, but stu¬dents without class tickets will becharged fifty' cents a plate. This isthe first informal get-together of^he Winter quarter. \Entertainment’* the ThingExtensive entertainment will bethe keynote of the luncheon, it wasannounced by Barnes, for the seniorcouncil. Bill Hahn’s “Kollege Krew”will play throughout the lunch hour,and several novelties, including danc¬ing by Priscilla Ferry, and witticismsby Friar McCollister, will entertainthe seniors.This lunch is the first of a seriesof social activities for the Seniorclass, extending through the Winterand Spring quarters. There will bea dinner and evening party Feb. 11and a skating party Feb. 25. A teawill be given March 8, place unde¬cided.BULLETINThe Gargoyles will hold fresh¬men tryouts tomorrow at 3:30 inthe Reynolds club theatre underthe direction of Dan Rich for amodern one act play, to be givenFeb. 5. All the actors and alsothe staff will be composed offreshman talent.northwestern co-edsSTART FRENZIEDMAN HUNT •Northwestern co-eds are in des¬perate straits, according to an edi¬torial in the “Daily Northwestern.”More men are needed on the Purplecampus, and needed quickly.The interested damsels, accordingto the article, have, for the pa3t twoyears, edited an extravagantly illus¬trated book for the purpose of at¬tracting more men to their AlmaMater. In this volume, the trulybeautiful spots on campus are por¬trayed, as well as several well-chosenviews of Patten gymnasium. Morebait is furnished in the extolling ofthe various athletic teams and theiraccomplishments. If the panorama•won’t do it, they figure the team pic¬tures will!No headlines or large type aregiven to the insignificant facts thatthe college harbors an internation¬ally famed philologist, a final author¬ity on Dante, and a prominent re¬search engineer. It is thought thatthe educational advantages of theeasily accessible dramas and operas,Newberry library, and the JohnCrearar library could really be con¬fined to the footnotes. The regularcollege catalogue mentions thesethings—in small type.In defense of their action the“More Men” zealots’ state, “But thatis good publicity stuff. It attractsthe high school athletes and besides,all the other universities''are doingit.” The author of the editorialthinks that if the idea is a neces¬sary one, and is successfully con¬tinued by means of the novel typeof athletic propaganda, the nextslogan will probably be, “BetterMen for Northwestern!” Publish Music for“Shropshire Lad”Publication rights for Irwin Fisch¬er’s musical interpretation of one ofthe famous “Shropshire Lad” poemshave been reserved by the editor ofThe Circle, it was made known yes¬terday.The poem for which the interpreta¬tion was made ranks among A. E.Housman’s best verses. It com¬mences with the line, “From far,from eve and morning.”Irwin Fischer, a college marshalIn the class of ’24, composed the pieceduring his student days here. Thescore will be published for the firsttime in the next number of TheCircle, out February 11. Later it isto be brought out in regular sheet-music form.Y. M. C. A. APPOINTSSOCIAL WORKERSMade Eligible for Member¬ship in Kedu-RemthettThirteen appointments to membershipof the new Social Service committeeof the Y. M. C. A. have been announcedby Charles Allen, chairman, as follows: ! ATTENDS CLASSES;WED AFTERWARD;AMAZES CAMPUSStar of Settlement VaudevilleIs Married Secretly; FactsLearned Last NightWyetta King, junior in the Univer¬sity and widely known on the campus,was secretly married last Friday to Mr.J. Harold Brown, it became known lastnight. • ,M iss King attended classes as usualFriday; in the afternoon she was mar¬ried, and over the weekend her neigh¬bors in Kelly hall wondered to whatpart of the earth she had disappeared.She has not revisited the campus.Miss King entered the University in1921. She has taken part in many ac¬tivities during her college course, mostrecently in Settlement Night. In thisshe served both as chairman of the Do¬nations committee and as co-star in oneof the most apllauded acts of the vaude¬ville. This was the “Ho\v-do-you-do”duet, in which she collaborated withLois Russell. The songs, improvisedby Miss King and Miss Russell, referredto various well-known persons in thecolleges, and received very favorablecampus criticism.Arthur Droegmuller, Leon Heverdine,Abner Berezniak, Everett Lewy. GeraldBeuch, James W. Daker, Donald Mack.Harold Hughes, G. Reizauka. Don Mc¬Cloud. John Wright, Lambert Case andAlbert Hert. The committee will holdits first meeting tomorrow noon. Allmembers are requested to attend.Need CoachesEach of the committee men men will |have charge of a particular settlementor a definite department of the socialservice work, with several workers un¬der him. “There is still need for work¬ers who would like to act as coachesfor sports and games, teachers to for-ieigners and others desiring learning, in¬structors in scouting as well as scout |leaders, and several club managers anil!leaders for the organizations formed atthe Settlement,” said Allen.“All who undertake this work will beeligible for membership, in Kedu-Rem-tliett, the new secret honor society, ifthey sign up this week for work at anyof Chicago’s numerous social agencies,”said Allen, who is also chairman of themembership committee of that organ¬ization. Mrs. Brown will not continue herwork at the University, but she and herhusband are expected to live in Chicagofor the time at least.PUBLISH JANUARYFORGE TODAY; ISCOLLEGIAN ISSUEThe Forge, campus journal of verse,announces the release of its ninth edi¬tion today.“This edition,” said George H. Dillon,co-editor of the magazine, “will per¬haps lx- the most interesting* to collegestudents of the series. We are publish¬ing in this issue a group of nine poemswhich we believe to be poetically col¬legiate."Among the features of the Januarynumber are contributions from HaroldVinal, editor, publisher and author:May Hoisington with her translationsfrom the Persian-Afghani, and “PaulTanaquil,” a young instructor in one otour large Eastern universities, with hiscontribution, “From a College Campus.”Loop Fashion Experts to TakeNotes at Campus Style ShowAll the large downtown stores inChicago are planning to send repre¬sentatives to this season’s FederationFashion show, to be held Friday,Feb. 6, from 3:30 to 6, in Mandelhall. By this means buyers hopeto ascertain the tastes of Universitywomen.Through the medium of these rep¬resentatives, a great amount of in¬formation can be amassed in respectto what type of clothes college wo¬men wear and what type they pre¬fer to wear. This knowledge will bea determining factor in the regula¬tion of future buying, according toEdna Wilson, general chairman ofthe show."In addition to the display of sportwear, street wear, informal and for¬mal dresses, both self and readymade, commencement costumes willbe shown. University aides will ex¬hibit the proper colors in shoes, hoseand dresses for Convocation.“The Federation Fashion showaims in the display, to present theappropriate dress for college wear,-for every occasion,” said CatherineCampbell, chairman of entries. “Theexhibit affords an opportunity for the individual woman to present herconception of suitable apparel, al¬though the basis of representation isnecessarily to produce a highly suc¬cessful display in every way, and allwomen students are urged to par¬ticipate.”Three Factor* DecideThe factors upon which the ap¬parel will be judged are appropriate¬ness and becomingness.Edna Wilson has as assistantsCatherine Campbell, entries chair¬man ; Catherine Boettcher, stagemanager; Elva Brown, in charge ofarrangements and decorations; BettyLeMay, in charge of the pages’ out¬fits, and Dorothy Kennedy, publicitychairman. All these women areFederation sponsors.Entries to the Fashion show maybe made during Catherine Camp¬bell’s office hours, every noon from12 to 1:30, in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall, • They will be accepted untilWednesday, Jan. 28, after whichtime no more entries may be made.Written entries may be sent to theFederation of University Women.Jean Brittan and Mary Skinner willassist Catherine Campbell with en¬tries. Mr. Fritz Basten, O’Hare’*director, whose Cocoanut Groveorchestra will play at theWashington Prom. His sup¬porting staff of artists com¬prises the Messrs. Elmer Rie-berts, “Al” Kvale, Bert Mc¬Dowell, Erwin Basten, WalterRemich, George Zander, FrankSherwood, and Elmer Basten.The ensemble picture is onpage 3.Rush MergerAdds Profs to‘Fratres’ ListI he merger of Rush Medical collegewith the University has added a num¬ber of members to the regular Univer¬sity faculties. Many of men on theRush faculty belong to fraternities rep¬resented on campus and should here¬after be regarded and listed as facultymembers of their respective fraterni¬ties.Dean Ernest Hatch Wilkins listed thefollowing men as additional “fratres infacultate”:Alpha Delta Phi: R. T. Vaughan.Alpha Sigma Phi: James B. Eyerly.Alpha Tau Omega: Herman P. Da¬vidson, Ralph W. Trimmer.Beta Theta Pi: Charles M. Bacon,A. R. Colwell. Carl Davis, Geo. G. Da¬vis, John M. Dodson, W. F. Hewitt,Kellogg Speed, S. R. Slaymaker.Chi Psi: Clark W. Finnerud, R. C.Gamble, Walter A. Payne.Delta Kappa Epsilon: Donald P. Ab-Ixrtt, Elmer L. Kenyon, James HerbertMitchell, John Edwin Rhodes, LowellI). Snorf, R. W. Webster.Delta Sigma Phi: LeRoy H. Sloan.Delta Tau Delta: Ernest E. Irons.Delta Upsilon: Frederic W. Burckv,Archibald L. Hovne, Golder L. Mc¬Whorter. Edwin M. Miller, Wilber E.Post, J. W. Holderman.Kappa Sigma: W. A. Thomas.Phi Delta Theta: G. Ward Ellis, JohnD. Ellis, Earle B. Fowler.Phi Gamma Delta: N. Sproat Hea¬ney, Lynn Rogers, P. C. Waldo.Phi Kappa si: A. C. Strong. V. C.David.Phi Kappa Sigma: * H. L. Baker, G.F. Hibbert.Football Men toSee “Passing Show”All “C” and minor “C” men of the1924 football squad are to be enter¬tained at the “Passing Show,” which isplaying at the Apollo theatre, on theevening of Tuesday, January 27. Thisis an annual affair given by the Ath¬letic department for the football squad.Football men unable to attend are le-quested to notify the Athletic depart¬ment.Glee Club RadiosAgain In MandeltThe University Glee club will broad¬cast from the Reynolds club today atfive o’clock the following numbers: 1.,l ‘C Stands for Cherished Courage.”2. “I’m a Jolly Good Fellow.” 3. “AlmaMater."The photographer, who failed to ap¬pear at the last concert broadcasted bythe Glee Gub, wjll positively be on handthis afternoon to take a picture of thegroup as they are singing before themicrophone. ^ OFFICERS ARRANGECLASS ACTIVITIESQuarter’s Program IncludesProms, Sleigh Rides,and DinnersClass plans for the entire quarterhave been made out by the classpresidents with the cooperation ofDean Talbot. The WashingtonPromenade stands out as an all-classaffair. Beginning today with thesenior luncheon at noon, there willfollow a series of mixers, dances andteas given by each of the classes.“These mixers are planned,” saidHarrison Barnes, president of theSenior class, “to build up class spiritand, with all classes working to¬gether, to build up a strong collegeunity.”Three mixers have been plannedfor the quarter, two of them by theJunior class and one by the fresh¬men. The first mixer, which is tobe an all-University affair given bythe Junior class, will be held tomor¬row from 4 to 6 in the Reynoldsclub. The juniors will hold anothermixer, a class affair, Feb. 27. Thefreshman dance is for the Univer¬sity and will be held on March 4from 4 to 6.The Sophomore-Freshman Prom isscheduled for Jan. 30 and the Wash¬ington Prom will be held Feb. 20.The Sophomore Freshman dance will(Continued on page 2)Explains Ido, TheNew LanguageTodayIdo, “the scientific international lan¬guage," is the subject of a lecture tolie given by Eugene F. McPike at 4:30today in Harper library. The newestthing in languages is a result of yearsstudy by Mr. McPike. and is in his be¬lief the only truly international lan¬guage.It was because of the constant in¬crease in international relations of allkinds that many have come to believethat an auxiliary language to supple¬ment the mother tongues would be ofpractical value. Mr. McPike’s lectuiewill deal with the present scientific so¬lution of the problem. Among thedesiderata of such an international lan¬guage are precision, logic, clarity, andexpressiveness. Mr. McPike will showhow Ido has combined all of these quali¬ties. Ido differs from all other suchattempts, its advocates say, inasmuch asit has struck a happy medium betweenall languages and traditions.Mr. McPike has long been a close stu¬dent of the whole problem of an inter¬national language. Since 1907 he hasparticipated actively in the development(Continued on page 3) COCOANUT GROVEARTISTS ENGAGEDFOR ANNUAL BALLBruce MacFarlane RetainsPost as Leader InGrand MarchFraternities must call for Promtickets before Jan. 29, or forfeittheir allotments, Prom leadersannounce. These bids can hesecured in Cobb 107 between thehours of 1 and 5.Those who attend the 31st annualWashington Prom at the South ShoreCountry club on Feb. 20 will danceto the syncopation of “Husk”O’Hare’s “Music Makers,” nowplaying under contract at the Cocoa-nut Grove Cabaret. At the sametime that Bruce MacFarlane, promleader, made this announcement,Kenneth Laird, president of the Un¬dergraduate Council, reported thedecision of the council to retainMacFarlane as prom leader and fixedupon Harrison Barnes, president ofthe Senior class, as the logical per¬son to lead the right wing with Jo¬sephine Maclay, in the event thatMacFarlane is unable to attendthrough conflict of dates with thePurdue track meet.The “Music Makers” have beensecured through the combined ef¬forts of prom leaders and “Husk”O’Hare, and the courtesy of theCocoanut Grove management whohave released them for the occasionin appreciation of University of Chi¬cago patronage.FIRST CONTRACT AWAYFROM GROVEMost University students are ac¬quainted with this orchestra, andknow its record at the south sidecabaret. The prom engagement willnecessitate its first appearance out¬side the Cocoanut Grove in nineteenconsecutive months, and prom lead¬ers consider themselves fortunate insecuring it for the annual affair.The ensemble is directed by FritzBasten, talented percussion artist,and its versatile personnel can per¬form on every instrument adaptableto dance music.Other arrangements, according toa statement by Josephine Maclay andBruce MacFarlane, right wing lead¬ers, and Elsa Allison and HarryThomas, who will lead the left wingin the grand march, are being made,and point toward the best prom inthe long history of the famous balls.The Prom Maroorf will appear asusual and Leslie River, editor of TheDaily Maroon, promises a new pre¬cedent for these publications.COLLEGIATE DANCES ATCHEZ PIERRE VERYSUCCESSFULihe Coilegiate Dances which startedlast Friday evening at the Chez Pierreproved a huge success with a capacitycrowd attending opening night. Thedancers had the musicians and enter¬tainers working continuously from 9 p.m. until 3:30 a. m„ and in spite of thisit seemed as though they could not getenough of the wonderful dance musicfurnished by Earl Hoffman and hisChez Pierre orchestra. Attractive sou¬venirs were presented to the ladies.The management urgently requeststhat those arranging for parties for nextFriday evening reserve their tables wellin advance.The same price reduction will be inforce to those holding collegiate mem¬bership cards, wnich can be obtained byphone or letter.These dances are informal with danc¬ing starting at 8:30.VPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1925Sails fflaroottThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters by The Daily MaroonCompany.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Postofflee, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1906, under the act of March 3, 1878.Offices Ellis -1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTW. L. River Managing EditorAllen Heald News EditorMilton Kauffman News EditorVictor Wisner.... News EditorAbner H. Berezniak Day EditorDeemer Lee Day EditorReese Price Day EditorWalter Williamson Day EditorWeir Mallory Women’s EditorGertrude Bromberg Asst. EditorLois Gillanders Asst. EditorMarjorie Cooper Soph. EditorRuth Daniels Soph. EditorFrances Wakeley Soph. EditorJeanette Stout Asst. Sports EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTHerbert C. DeYoung.... Business ManagerEdward Bezazian Asst. Business Mgr.Thomas R. Mulroy. .Advertising Manager'.eland Neff Circulation Manager"!than Granquist AuditorSidney Collins Office ManagerDudley Emerson .... Distribution ManagerThomas Field Local Copy ManagerEliot Fulton Promotion ManagerPhilip Kaus Subscription ManagerMilton Kreines and Jerome Zigmond....Downtown Copy ManagersJack Pineus Service ManagerMvron Weil Merchandise ManagerTHURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1925ENNUI AND ITS CURE 'Many students, after having spentseveral quarters in colege, are aptto fall into a state of almost com¬plete indifference as to their schol¬astic work. This conditioh is notcommon, but occurs frequently inthe cases of people who are natur¬ally not of the studious type.Why does it occur? Directly, itis, of course, because the work doesnot interest the students. Better,the students are not interested intheir work. Better still, the stu¬dents do not interest themselves intheir work.In the long run, a student runsinto all kinds of courses in the coffrseof his college career. Some are moreabsorbing than others, and even thedumbest—even the most collegiate—youth is apt to find some profes¬sors who really inspire him to spendhis time and mental energy for aworth while purpose. But suchcourses are—for such students—very infrequent. When a boy orgirl goes along for two or threequarters without having any suchcourses, he is very likely to developan attitude of indifference. He be¬comes hardened to the habit of get¬ting low grades, and »they fail tobother him in the least.What is to be done with suchstudents, “if such they can becalled?” Why, there are numerousthings to be done, but probably thebest solution is this. Spend an houror so every afternoon drinking teaand indulging in mental relaxation.This should be done about 5 o’clock,but that is really not essential. Themain thing is to go about it in theright attitude.OFFICERS ARRANGECLASS ACTIVITIES(Continued from page 1)be held at the Hyde Park hotel ball¬room, and the Washington Prom, thethe thirty-first in the history of theUniversity, at the South Shore Coun¬try club.Plan Evening PartiesThe Senior class will give two eve¬ning parties, the first on Feb. 11,which will be a dinner, an all-classaffair, and the second a skatingparty to be held Feb. 25. The jun¬iors will hold a dinner party onMarch 4, from 6 to 8, the place tobe decided later. The class will alsohold a theatre party Feb. 6 at thePrincess Theatre, to see FrancineLarrimore in “Parasites.”Two teas have been planned, aSenior tea March 4, and a Sopho¬more tea-dance Feb. 13,'from 4 to 6.More details will be added to theseplans as the quarter progresses andperhaps other affairs will be added,according to the class presidents.Teresa Dolan DancingSchool1208 E. 63rd SR. (Near WoodlawnlBeginners’ Class—Mon., Tues. & Thors,eveningsAdvanced, with Orchestra—Wed. andSaturday.Tango—FridayPrivate lessons day or eveningTel. Hyde Park -3080 BY THE WAYThis column is conducted for thepurpose of creating and stimulat¬ing interest of the student body inthe history of the campus and Uni¬versity as a whole. Contributionsof persons desirous of having someparticular phase of the history ofthe University treated will be dis¬cussed from day to day.Questions1. What’s this I hear about ourUniversity being the second Univer¬sity of Chicago?. . J—ealous.2. What is the translation of themotto appearing on the seal of theUniversity?—G. B.3. With what college did the Uni¬versity of Chicago play their firstfootball game?—Con trib.4. When did the University ofChicago first open for business?—Tell Me (R. F. D.)5. On what building do we findthat motto, “Did and Discover,”which most of the profs around hereseem to have adopted for all of us?Coyote.Answers to Yesterday’* Question*1. In October, 1888, WilliamRainey Harper wrote to Dr. T. W.Goodspeed stating that he had metJohn D. Rockefeller during his visitto Vassar. An extract from his let¬ter follows: “Other matters cameup, but the chief question was oneof the educational problems. . . .He stands ready after the holidaysto do something for Chicago. . . .He showed great interest in the Edu¬cation society, and above all talkedfor hours in reference to the schemeof establishing the great Universityat Chicago instead of in New York.This surprised me very much. Assoon as I began to see how the mat¬ter struck him I pushed it and I lostno opportunity of emphasizing thispoint. ... He made himself out alist of reasons why it would be betterto go to Chicago than to remain inNew York.”2. The first of the college papersappeared some days before the open-inf of the University, although datedOctober 1, 1892, under the name,“University of Chicago Weekly,”with E. M. Foster as editor and W.F. Durno as business manager.3. Contributions to the Universitypoured in with incredible rapiditythe first quarter-century duringwhich time more than ten thousandI persons offered money, land, books,1 appartus, collections, and works ofart. *4. One hundred twenty memberscomposed the first year’s faculty, ofwhich thirteen were head professors.5. The day before the opening ofour University for which so muchhad been planned and so much effortexpended, President Judson was notwithout his doubts as to the probablenumber of students who would bewilling to start their college careerin a brand new University. On theevening before the opening date, heand Dr. Harper worked on the de¬tails of the opening until far intoCOWHEY’SMEN SHOPMEN S WEAR & BILLIARDSS. E. Corner 55th & Ellis AvSPECIAL RATESMONDAY AND WEDNESDAYShampooingWavingTHE JONES BEAUTYSHOPPE1373 E. 55th St.Hyde Park 6!M1Wabash 8535RoyalandUnderwoodTypewritersRENTED SJSJLC/"k| tn Rental purchase planJv/Ll/or eagy paymentsTypewriter Headquarters411 S. Dearborn St.Old Colony Bldg. the night. When they had finished,President Judson threw himself backon the sofa, exclaiming, “I wonderif there will be a single student theretomorrow!”During the first quarter 594 stu¬dents enrolled. <—WAYFARER. VALENTINESThe data for these answers wasobtained from Goodspeed’s “Historyof the University of Chicago,” abook loaned through the courtesyof the University of Chicago book¬store.Tsin-Hau Studentsto Hold Tea PartyTsin-hau students who have been sentto the United States from China will |hold a tea party Friday at 7:30 in IdaNoyes hall to celebrate the Chinese oldNew Year. These students are sent bythe Chinese government to receive aneducation in American universities andalso to learn American manners andcustoms.This party is to be a farewell partyfor Mr. and Mrs. Wong, Tsin-hau stu¬dents, who are returning to China. BothMr. Wong and his wife are graduatesof the University and Mr. Wong hasbeen a candidate for the degree of Doc¬tor of Philosophy. He has been work¬ing in the School of Education and hewill carry on this work in his own*country. CleverNovelPrettyAttractiveThey Are All Out Now.Come in and Make Your Choice Today.Pretty NapkinsHaveaCHEESE MUFFI■ Place Cards and TalliesNow at theUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 Ellis Ave.Rent That RoomSell That ArticleSecure That JobThru aClassified Adin theDAILY MAROONRates Reduced: 10c a Line10% Discount for 4 or More InsertionsMAROON Classified Ads#Bring ResultsCall at the Office in Ellis or CALL FAIRFAX 5522“Husk” O'Hare’s “Music Makers” from Cocoinut Grove, playing at the Washington Prom. Leftto right: Elmer Rieberts, “Al” Kvale, Bert McDowell, Erwin Basten, Fritz Basten, Walter Remich,George Zander, Frank Sherwood, Elmer Basten. “HUSK” O’HARESelected for BothWASHINGTON PROM’‘SOPH-FROSH PROM'The Music for Your Next DancePHONE HARrison 0103EXPLAINS IDO, THENEW LANGUAGE, TODAY(Continued from page 1)of Ido, which he considers the most pre¬cise, logical, and truly international lan¬guage. During the recent years he hascontributed to the literature of that sub¬ject by numerous papers.The fundamental principle of Ido wasenunciated by Prof. Otto Jesperson, awell-known philologist of Cophenhagen,who said: “That international languageis best which is easiest for the greatestnumber of men.” To give as an ex¬ample from Ido the above quotation isgiven in the new language. It reads asfollows: “Ta internaciona linguo esasla maxim bona qua esas maxim facilapor la maxim granda nombre di ho’mi.”An “International Radio Lexicon,”suggested by Mr. Me Pike, has recentlybeen compiled in ldo and several lan¬guages. Next we may hear of Ameri¬can radio amateurs communicating in acommon tongue by wireless with radiofans abroad, he predicts. The interna¬tional version will soon be published inStockholm.SWIMMING MEETCOINCIDES WITHNEXT CAGE GAMEWhile the Maroon cagers are play¬ing Indiana, the Maroon swimmers willentertain the strong Michigan outfit atBartlett gymnasium. The dual meet be¬gins at 8.In the dashes the Midway will haveNoyes, Greenburg and Blair. Harkins,one of the best men in the Conferencelast year, will handle the breast strokeassignment. In the fancy diving theMaroons have a sure winner in Capt.Dorf. The Chicago relay team will bemade up of Harkins, Jelinek, Noyes andPetrolowitz. Michigan comes here witha great reputation and with an excep¬tionally strong middle distance outfit,but weak in the plunge. Chicago hastwo capable plungers in Granquist andAtwood.It is not known whether Coach Matt-men of the Wolverines will bring alonga water basketball team. Neverthelessthere will be a water cage tilt betweenthe varsity and the alumni, composed offour former Maroon captains.SOCIAL PROGRAM TOOPEN HASKALAHACTIVITIESMiss Frances Bleier, a former mem¬ber of the Chicago Civic Opera Com¬pany and now a student at the Univer¬sity, will sing at the opening meetingof Haskalah, the campus Jewish club,tomorrow at 4 in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall.Miss Bleier is now a member of theUniversity choir and has offered to singa few selections at the meeting. The“Rubber Band” orchestra will play forinformal dancing and refreshments willbe served...Haskalah had an overwhelming num¬ber of applications for membership lastquarter, said Ben Zatz, president of theclub, and it has reorganized with theunusually large total of two hundredmembers. As this is the first meetingunder the new form,- only the regularmembers have been invited. Notice to IntramuralParticipantsEach player owes it to his ownpeace of mind to protect hisclothes and other valuables; andto his own physical enjoyment totake a shower after any sort ofan athletic contest.The Intramural departmentsuggests that each student securea locker and towel ticket at theCashier’s office in the Press build-,ing, then present this ticket tothe attendant in the GymnasiumLocker room. He will assign alocker and issue a towel ticket.The cost is $1.50 with a refundof 50c at the end of the quarterif the towel is returned.Sincerely,Kimball Valentine,Student General Manager,Intramural Athletics.LOVETT SETS FORTHLIBERALS’ PLATFORMFour planks of the present Lib¬eral platform were outlined by Prof.Robert Morss Lovett in a lecturebefore the Liberal club yesterday.They are:l; Wokmen as a class should havegreater opportunity to use theirminds in their work than they nowhave.2. There should be greater free¬dom of speech and the press.3. Workers should have a greatershare in the good things of life, andthere should be no social discrim¬ination between economic classes.4. The Liberals as a group arestrongly opposed to war.“Liberalism is an endeavor to freethe mind so that it can reason with¬out restraint,” said Prof. Lovtett.“The term is in general disreputenow, in sharp contract to its popu¬larity in the nineteenth century.This is largely due to the failure ofliberal governments to keep eitherEngland or the United States out ofthe oWrld War.”“College should be one of the lastplaces for the term ‘Liberal’ to die,”he continued. “The fact that Ram¬say MacDonald termed the policy ofthe Labor Pary liberal means thatthe concept of liberalism has broad¬ened considerably.”Prof. Lovett also made a histor¬ical survey of liberalism. Hepointed out the liberal character ofthe writings of George Meredith,George Bernard Shaw, and H. G.Wells, and the conservative tone ofChesterton and Dickens. The for¬mer, he said, were intellectual de-cendants of John Stuart Mill and thelatter of Thomas Carlyle.A short discussion followed, andannouncements of several interest¬ing lectures were made. Furtherinformation will be posted on thebulletin boards.D. U. PLEDGES BIG TEN SPORT NOTESDelta Upsilon announces the pledgingof Walter Brockman and Everett A.Grimmer of Chicago. Michigan has a gymnastic team torthe first time in is history. A squad offorty men are working out under CoachFelver.Northwestern pulled the biggest cageupset of the year, when it defeated thehighly touted Minnesota quintet twodays after the Gophers had trounced JChicago. It was the first basket victoryfor the Purple in fifteen Big Ten Games, jOn comparative scores it does not look jso well for the Maroons.Iowa cagers, after getting away to aslow start in the practice games, looklike the best in the Conference at pres¬ent now that Ohio’s all-veteran five hasbeen defeated. The Hawkeyes havethree sophomores who rank with thebest in their respective positions. Raf- INTRAMURAL BOWLINGSCHEDULEToday’s GamesZeta Beta Tau vs. Delta SigmaPhi (Alpha League).Phi Delta Theta vs. Tau DeltaPhi (Beta League).fensberger at center is a marvel, havingreplaced last year's regular tipoff man,Jensen, who starred on the championCedar Rapids team. Janse and Laude,members of the I wo wonder team of1923, need no introduction.The Indiana mat team, coached byReynolds, world’s welterweight cham¬pion, is preparing to win the title againthis year after having tied with Ohioand Illinois last year.Millions of men demandthis protectionevery dayMILLIONS of men are turn¬ing from other dentifrices toSquibb's Dental Cream, madewith Squibb’s Milk of Magnesia,because its regular use preventsAcid Decay at The Danger Lineand reduces the serious menaceof Pyorrhea. A pleasure to use.Safe for all.Dental CreamMade with Squibb’s Milk ofMagnesiaO 1925. E. R. S. ft S. ; “ifAA444d4<444■4A•4AA4•44A ASpend Your SummerIn Europeto Student Tours 31-73 DaysAll Expenses—$290 upVisiting France, England, Ireland, Scodand, Belgium,Holland, Germany, Switzerland, Spain and ItalyFrom New York July 1 on theS. S. AQUITANIACOLLEGE STUDENTS! This is your opportunity.The perfeedy organized college sailing, arranged inconjunction with the Cunard LineCrossing in less than six days. Highly organized enter¬tainment on board ship. Music and dancing. Deckgames. A congenial company of kindred spirits. Com¬fortable cabins. Excellent food.A tour through Europe to fit every purse and suit everypurpose. Sight-seeing tours planned in the vacationspirit, permitting a thorough enjoyment of continentallife, living in good hotels, getting acquainted withEuropean ways of life.Write Today for Illustrated Booklet to theSTUDENTS TRAVEL CLUB151 West 42nd Street, New York City ►>■>>->>f->■>■J>>■>-£>.>•>■►*->■MAMAU HEIM COMPANYSTORE J&rMENFor a Cool, Clean Smoke—English Pipesof FineFrench Brier, $5In a Variety of Popular ShapesWith Ingenious Cleaning BladeTHE English seem to know what areally clubby pipe shape is. That’sprobably because they’re such inveteratepipe-smokers themselves.And here’s a group that does themcredit—a collection of pipes any one ofwhich a chap can pull out in any cluband feel that “it belongs.”The aluminum cleaning blade — pat¬ented—is a very simple, effective meansof keeping the pipe always sweet, cool,and clean.FIRST FLOORPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1925dened school mates got to work andcarried him home, cool, calm, andcollected.(Might be continued.)A COMMUNICATIONSay Tu *k, you ’Orrible Oottoman,Harem-scarem of the Harem, etc.I have something really important todo today and so per our contractyou will dash off the daily shaft oflight. But may I submit a few sug¬gestions.1. Change all the contribs fora. It shows your authority.b. Makes the contributors soreand they will quit.2. Do not read the De Butte Daily.It is a terrible paper and has nohumor column. (Scissors and pastewill be found in lower left handdrawer.)3. Say something about Vic Wis-ner. His name hasn’t been in thisthing for the last two days.Ever your humble and obedientservant,ALL-IN. With deep gratitude we noted yes¬terday that the printer, our de¬voted helpmeet and severest critic,decided to run the rest of the be¬lated Christmas edition Whistle.With this timely encouragement westrive on confident that a time mightcome when they will decide to pub¬lish the impassioned poem we wroteon the laying of the cornerstone ofHaskell Museum.TERRIBLE TURK.TALE OF ALEXANDERThere was a youth who loved a maidHis name was Alexander.He wanted her to marry him—A ring did Alex-hand-her.So later they were truly wed,And when the folks the paper read,Referring to the twain they said,“Why, there goes Alex-and-her!”—Argus.FROM the number of freshmengoing through the hoops this quar¬ter it might be fitting to repeat oncemore that Chicago turns out a lotof good men each year.Mother uses cold cream,Father uses lather,My lady friends use powder,At least that’s what 1 gather.—Yenem.Alack, alas—the Frosh-Soph promdrags nearer and nearer, our ticketis bought, the tux is borrowed, butstill alack, alas.WE DABBLE IN LITERATUREFrank Merriwell and His Eight Yearsat College; or School Days atthe University of Lewis(Scandanavian Riots Deserved)“Here comes Frank Merriwell,”cried a happy voice to the gatheringof straight, clean limbed youths whowere grouped about the steps of thegood old Chemical Laboratory.“Three cheers for Frank Merri¬well,” they cried with one accord,and while the fun loving crowdpicked our hero up and tossed himin the air, he struggled playfully asif to make off—he did not care toenter in the spirit of the occasion.“Fellows,” he announced at lastto the crowd of his friends and sup¬porters, “I "have decided at last. Iam going to take English 3 thisquarter.”A great hush settled over the as¬sembled multitude, who stood beforehim with their heads uncovered.What if something should now hap¬pen to Frank Merriwell. The hopesof the Handball team in the comingonslaught with LaSalle Extension,their old rivals, would be dashed tothe ground. But just then AndyFoger appeared.“Sa-ay,” sneered the school bully,“What was the idea of telling thePrexy that we put the cow in thechapel tower?”As ever in a crucial moment Frankremained cool, calm, and collected.“Because he asked me, and FrankMerriwell will not lie.”The boys applauded for theirhero with cries of “Bravo forFrank.” Andy, seeing that he wasdefeated said, “Knock this chip offmy shoulder and we’ll fight.”Frank controlled himself althoughhis sinews quivered and' trembled.“I am too proud to fight.”“And you didn’t go to Chapel yes¬terday,” continued Andy anxious todisgrace our hero before the school.“That’s a lie,” burst Frank.And after he had bursted his se —RENT A CARDrive It YourselfBrand new Fords and Gear-shiftJ A L DRIVE IT YOURSELFSYSTEM6118-28 Cottage Grove Ave.4111 Hyde Park 4181 II Circulo to HearBeauty of Italian”U1Prof. Rudolph Altrocchi of the Ro¬mance department, will lecture to II Cir¬culo Italiano at a meeting to be heldtoday at 4:30 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall. He has chosen thesubject, “Why Italian Is Beautiful,” andplans to prove his theories scientificall}-."This is the first of a series of talkson the beauty of the Italian language,”said Julia Atwater, president of the or¬ganization, “by which we hope to in¬terest students in the background ofItalian and to increase their appreciationof it.”Another talk in which facts aixiutItaly will be set forth is to be givenThursday, Feb. 5, in Harper Mil, byDr. Lauro DeBosis, a classical scholar,who is acting as an exchange professorin the LTnited States from the Univer¬sity of Rome. I)r. DeBosis will speakon "Recent Archaeological Discoveriesin Italy.” Dr. DeBosis is now givinga series of lectures in American univer¬sities and will be the guest of II CirculoItaliano at a dinner to lie given in theprivate dining room at Hutchison com¬mons immediately following the lecture.Tickets for the dinner may be ob¬tained for $1.25 from John Moretti,manager of the ticket sales, or from anymember of the Italian club.NO SENIOR CHAPELThere will be no Senior chape! to¬day because of the class luncheonthat is being held in Dr. Ames’church. It will lie at the usual chapelhour. jCLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—An evening dresssuit, size 38: $15. Call Oakland 2917.U46 Lake Park Ave.WANTED—Either man or womanto take care of 2-year-old child partof each day in exchange for roomand breakfast. Call Fairfax 0399,after 6 p. m. Snyder, 5540 Drexel.TO RENT—Bedroom in home ofrefined young couple; new apt.; toone or two young ladies. Board op¬tional. Triangle }893. Mrs. C. S.Riddiford.WANTED—Roommate for refinedyoung man student. Room large,front, well furn., steam heat, electric¬ity, adj. to bath. Excell, accomra.;$4 per wk. 1st wk. free rent. Calleve’s, 5402 Ingleside Ave., 2nd Apt.Steely’s Plarite SchoolsJazz on all instruments. Buy in¬struments from us and receivefree lessons. Open evenings.Pipe Organ : Vocal1208 E. 63rd St. H. P. 3626 Wesley Club ToHold First PartyWesley club, the campus organizationfor Methodist students, will hold a partyFriday at 8 in the south lounge of Rey¬nolds clubhouse. The musical programwhich has been planned for the eveningwill be varied by special stunts andgames. Mr. and Mrs. F. N.* Freemanof the School of Education and Mr. andMrs. Gerald Smith of the Divinityschool, will act as patrons for the eve¬ning.“This is the first function of the Wes¬ley club this quarter,” said John Abra¬ham, president of the organization, “andwe are anxious to make it a success.Every Methodist student has been in¬vited to come and bring his friends.” Freshmen Used asSubject forTestsBRIDGE PARTY OPENSWYVERN FUNDSCAMPAIGNWyvern bridge, the first event to beheld for the accumulation of the endowment drive fund, will be held Saturday,Jan. 31, in Ida Noyes hall. The en¬dowment fund campaign was establishedby the active chapter of the Wyvetualumnae. It will he the first of a seriesof events to raise money which will lieused at the discretion of the Universityauthorities.Wyvern has agreed to raise $1,000in a period of five years or less andthe first club on the campus to take astep of this kind. In asking the co¬operation of the members Mrs. H. B.Horton, chairman in charge of thp drive,recalled the fact that Wyvern was thefirst organization on campus to give .»scholarship. The club has just com¬pleted its scholarship fund."Our University is in need of a mil¬lion dollars to keep its lead among theother great Universities of the country.”said Mary Stoffer, president of the act¬ive chapter. “The active alumnae ofWyvern realize this and felt that weshould help Alma Mater in some way.”Tickets are on sale at $1.00 a tablefor this first affair, and may be obtainedfrom any Wyvern club member. Nu¬merous teas and dances have also Jxenplanned as a part of this year’s pro¬gram.DELTA SIGS PLEDGEDelta Sigma announces the pledgingof F.lva Brown, Esther Fritz, GertrudeKeener, and Ruth Schroeder of Chi¬cago; Jean Disser of Cleveland, Ohio,and Claire McFrancis of Fort Worth,Texas.“D—N THAT LAUNDRY”!A Date and No Shirt.* * *You can get shirts at any time by callingDavies or Fulton at the A. D. House.Dorchester 1832 — $2.25 to $3.00 The relationships between physicaland mental qualities are being madethe subject of investigations by W.H. Sheldon of the Psychology de¬partment. Several theories havebeen advanced in this connection andtests are being made on about 500freshmen to find out the amount oftruth in them.One investigator has proposedthat there is a definite relationshipbetween the size of the body in pro¬portion to the length of the limbs,and a person’s intelligence. If longlimbs are attached to a short bodyit is supposed to be indicative oflittle intelligence, but if the ex¬tremities are in proportion to thesize of the body, the person is in¬telligent, at least according to thetheory.Another theory is that there issome relationship between physicalcharacteristics and the various qual¬ities which make for social success,such as amiability, pleasing person¬ality, and being a good mixer.The theory that the shape of thehead corresponds to a certain kindof intelligence is being tested byphotographs taken of the freshmen.A view of the head, profile, and fullface are taken of each case studiedfrom which measurements are madeof the head, ears, nose, mouth andthe Cephalic indices and the wholehead.“These and other theories are be¬ing tested for their accuracy as apart of the research work for Psy¬chology,” said Mr. Sheldon, “andwork will continue throughout the ready to give any results out to thestudents until some time next quar¬ter.”HARRY E. FOSDICKTO BE INTRODUCEDATY. M. C. A. MEETINGDr. Harry Emerson Fosdiek, famouslecturer and writer, will be introducedby Ralph Martin, newly elected presi¬dent of the Y. M. C^A , Monday at theaddress at 11 o’clock in Mandel hall,by Miss Antoinette Forrester, presidentof the Y. W. C. A„ at the 4 o’clockmeeting, it was announced by GeraldKarr Smith, executive secretary of theUniversity Y. M. C. A„ late yesterday.It is expected that both addresses ofDr. Fosdiek will lie broadcast over ela¬tion WMAQ, the Chicago Daily Newsbroadcasting station, if that station canget the air at 11 o’clock. Regularly,WMAQ is not scheduled to appear onthe air at that time, but it is makingarrangements with another local stationwhich does appear on the air at thattime to make way for the address.Should the negotiations lx* successful,scats will be set up in the south loungeof the Reynolds clubhouse for an over¬flow crowd of 300 people and they willbe able to hear the address through tin-loud sneaker radio set in the club.Nearly all the reserved tickets at theY. M. C. A. office have been given outit was revealed last night \ cry few arcleft, and it is believed that they will lx.*all gone by noon today. St. Marks SocietyWill Dine TonightThe St. Mark’s society, Episcopalianclub of the University, will hold itsWinter quarter dinner tonight at 6o’clock in the Ida Noyes sun parlor.There will lx* a short entertainment afterdinner and then tiic members will goover to Bartlett to watch the Intra¬mural games scheduled for this evening.Charles Allen, president of the so¬ciety. when interviewed promisee! a pro¬gram that would please every one of thesixty members that he expected wouldattend. Tickets are 75 cents and canbe obtained from any of the followingpeople:ZETA BETA TAU PLEDGESZeta Beta Tau announces thepledging of Ralph Kempner of Chi¬cago, Robert Heinsheimer of Chi¬cago, Irving B. Pflauni of Chicago,•Herman Kernshheimer of Chicago,and Arthur Schier of Kansas City,quarter. 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