Vol. 22 No. 54FRESHMEN RUNOFF WITH CLASSTRACK TOURNEYBert McKinney and DuvalLead Class ToVictoryLAST NIGHTS SCORESFreshmen 63.5Seniors 41.0Juniors 21.5Sophomores 10.0Combined ScoresFreshmen .. '100.5Seniors 53.0Juniors 46.5Sophomores ..’ 53 0 •Freshmen track candidates broughtthe yearlings through to a clean cutvictory in the intcrclass meet held lastevening. Entering the second leg ofthe race with a lead of twelve pointsrun up in the meet held at the end oflast quarter the men wearing the greencolors smothered opposition, mainly bythe work of McKinney and Duval bothof whom scored in at least two events.The first of this duo ran a dead heatwith John Thomas in the 50 yard cover- jing the distance in 5:3. He also walkedoff with the hurdles, never being pressed,and placed in the shot put. Duvalscored a victory in the low harriers andplaced in the shot.Dugan Stars in MileThe mile developed a new luminaryin the person of Dugan a man knownonly to the coaches since he had notcompeted in any of the intramural pro¬grams. He turned the distance in 4:413-5 which compares very favorably withvarsity records. Spence, also a fresh¬man, ran a very good quarter leading allthe way to the tape and was clocked at53. The half was won by A. Edlcr in2:05 1-2 which showed great improve¬ment over his previous form in compe¬tition. He is a junior and a member ofthe varsity squad.The l>est race of the evening developedin the two mile when Haas outlastedMcNeil and sprinted away from him onthe last lay after being tagged veryhotly for twenty three circuits. Thesemen showed the value of regular train¬ing, Itoth being regulars of the cross¬country tarn.John Thomas Cops ShotThe field events turned up Kirkpatrickwho won the high jump and easily !(Continued on page 2)Swimmers Leave forGopher City TonightCoach White of the swimmingteam will lead his charges to Min¬nesota this evening for two meetsover the week end, one with theUniversity of Minnesota Fridaynight and with the St. Paul Athleticclub Saturday.Twelve men are making the triptogether with Doc. White. Thewater basketball team is being leftat home since Minnesota does nothave a team on account of being situ¬ated so far away from other con¬ference schools.The Twin City men*are one of thestrongest crews of the conferencewhile the athletic club representa¬tives are older men, many of whomhave had experience in national com¬petition.Fastest reports indicate that Byler,one of the best fancy divers in theconference is ineligible and thereseems little prospect of his seeingany action. The ^est of the depend-ables are all in good scholastic shapeand have been doing well in theirpractice in the tank this week. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 1924University SystemKills Genius;Poet“Study of anapests and trochees isthe most certain way of killing younggenius,” said Mr. Richard LeGallienne,visiting poet and library critic for theNew York Times, during an interviewyesterday. The subject of crampedyouth roused him to vehement denun¬ciation of English teachers and thesystems of study which devote time tothe mechanics, rather than the feelingand personal observation of the beautyof an artist’s work.“Worse than time lost is the studyof meter—in fact, as bad as the no¬torious women’s Browning clubs whoinjected such ‘perfectly marvelloushidden meanings’ in the work of Mr.Browning. T have had amusing ex¬periences of that sort. T once ran onto a text book which detailed minutelythe metrical system employed in a lit¬tle piece of verse T had written off inthe Canadian woods. Their reasoningwas beyond my comprehension.” Headded, with a twinkle, “The fact is,(Continued on page 2)VARSITY CAGEMENSET FOR BADGERCONTEST TONIGHTBadgers Picked to Use FiveMan Attack andDefenseCoach Norgren has put the Varsitythrough some strenuous drill the pastweek and will have them on edge toplay the game of their career in to¬morrow’s night’s clash with “Doc”Meanwcll’s Badgers.The Maroons will use the same of¬fense worked so successfully againstIndiana, hut more than likely “Norgie”will employ a five-man defense in placeof the man to man defense used lastweek.Badgers Have Five Men DefenseThe Wisconsin quintet will presenta five-man offense and defense of nearlythe same type used by the Madisonschool in past years. So far this sea¬son the Badger combination has metwith only one reverse and that was thetrimming they got from the crackFranklyn College five which boastthe strongest team in intercollegiatecircles this season.The Varsity has shown steady im¬provement ever since its disastrous(Continued on page 2)MEAT PACKING BY MAILThousands Apply For New Uni¬versity Course HOLD 2D “B. Y.” DANCEReynolds Club Scene of MixerAfter Badger GameKIRK, NIELSEN, ENGAGED ASPERMANENT JAZZ OUTFITFollowing the basketball game withWisconsin tomorrow night, the Reynoldsclub will he the scene of the second ofthe series of “Better Yet" dances, spon¬sored by Dean Wilkins as part of the"Better Yet’’ campaign, and managedby John Koljerts, chairman of the com¬mittee in charge.The same features which caused thelarge attendance at the first dance arebeing retained for the second. “Moss”Kirk and "Fritz” Neilson’s Jazz Jaz-zers have been permanently engaged forall music. Free punch and food are in¬cluded as a part of the fifty cent ad¬mission fee. The popularity of lastweek’s dance makes Mr. Roberts believethat tomorows’ will be even more popu¬lar.“The Undergraduate campus,” hesaid, “showed that it wanted the kindof dance we offered, by its attendance.The crowd of a hundred or more coupleswas just large enough, and there weremany stags. Attendance should beeven better for the coming dance, fol¬lowing, as it does, an important basket¬ball game.”The patrons for the second dance areMr. and Mrs. David Stevens, Mr. andMrs. Carl Brabo, Mr. and Mrs. Fred¬erick Breed, and Mr. and Mrs. WilburBeaurhant.CALL FOR OPERA SUPERS”“Supers’ for Oedipus Rex will reportat 3:30 instead of 1 :30 Sunday after¬noon at the Great Northern theater.There are still places open for severalmen if thef sign up at the EmploymentBureau before noon today. “Supers4’for this show will be paid for each per¬formance.FIRST “BETTER YET”OPEN DISCUSSION TOSTUDY HONOR BOARDMeeting Sponsored By Feder¬ation. Members of Com¬mission to be PresentThe opening gun of the public dis¬cussion of the Better Yet campaignwill he fired Tuesday night when theFederation of University womenmeet at 7 in the library of Ida Noyeshall to discuss the Honor commis¬sion.The Better Yet comimttee, whichis studying “the composition and ac¬tivities of the Honor commission,”(Continued on page 2) Phi Psi Frosh AreVictims in NewMysteryWhat will the earth swallow up to¬night?Night before last the shield van¬ished from the Alpha Delt door. Thismorning the Phi Psi ladder was gone.Tonight—what ?The Phi Psi freshmen, who are onprobation this week, have been re¬quired to enter and leave the chapter¬house through the window of a cardroom on the second floor; and the up¬perclassmen, to make their entry moreconvenient, allowed them to place theladder under the window. And now—the ladder has just took and went.Where?Yes, and why?An initiation stunt? Or revenge?Or what? Or what not?The Daily Maroon has secured aninterview with the renowned sleuth,Burdock Bloomes (Xi-Chi of PhiKappa Psi, ’97). concerning the clues(Continued on page 3)SWISS SOPRANO TOOFFER VARIETY INTUESDAY PROGRAMTickets on Sale for Studentsat Low RateClaire Dux, noted Swiss soprano andone of this seasons’ guest artists withthe Chicago Civic opera, will appear inrecital under the auspices of the Univer¬sity Orchestral Association, next Tues¬day afternoon at 4 in Mandel hall.IRidente la calma MozartDeh vieni non tardar MozartIIDer Nussbaum SchumannSandman «• SchumannDer Jungling an der Quelle ..SchubertAve Maria Schubert✓ IIIGavotte from “Manon” MassenetCharming Cloe Edward GermanI Would Weave a Song for You ....Geoffrey O’HaraLes Silhouettes . .John Alden CarpenterFairy Pipers A. Herbert BrewerMiss Dux will be accompanied byMr Bruno Seidler-Winkler.The officers of the Orchestral Asso¬ciation, presenting the first guest artistof the University season, are making aspecial offer to students. Tickets will hesold at one dollar apiece. The price tooutsiders is $1.50. Tickets can he pur¬chased at room 2B in Cobb hall or atthe box-office on the day of the concert.The Correspondence Study depart¬ment of the University is offering twelvecourses on various phases of the meatparking industry, including the Princi¬ples of Economics, Service of ScienceIn The Meat Packing Industry, and Ac¬counting and Superintendency oof MeatPacking Concerns. Foour courses willbegin on Feb. 1, four more on May 1,and the final four on August 1.Seventeen thousand five hundred re¬quests for bulletins on these courseswere received during the last month byDean Filby, chairman of the Instituteof Meat Packing, from twenty-six meatpacking concerns in the United States,Canada, Cuba and Argentina.Dean Filby, who has just returnedfrom a trip to the east with Mr. W. W.Woods, pice-president of the Instituteof American Meat Packers, has inter¬viewed many prominent eastern packersof Baltimore, Philadelphia, Pittsburg,and New York. Tn those cities theytalked over their plans with packingofficials and gave evening talks to menwho were considering enrolling. TEN MINUTES LATEBy Lawrence H. SelzTommie Mulroy breezed into the of¬fice this afternoon and aired his trou¬bles. “You said that toques weren'tgoin’ to take, you did! he said. “Butthey did anyway. We’ve sold 147freshman stocking caps, more than ahundred sophomore monkey caps,about four dozen junior bennies andtwenty-five senior hats.”He even went on to tell—confiden¬tially. of course—of the plan under wayto furnish spring-time hats. They areto be built on the rather kittenishmodel used by the sailors, to be madeof canvas ,and to come in colors ofviolent hue. And Tommie insists thatI predict they will he a success!The Gargoyles have obtained an ex¬cellent list of patrons and patronessesfor their Settlement benefit production,“The Truth About Blayds,” to begiven next Friday and Saturday. Peo¬ ple off campus as well as studentsseem to be evincing an interest at lastin University theatricals.Russ Pettit’s resignation from thepresidency of the Undergraduate Coun¬cil will he deeply felt by that organi¬zation. Due to his efforts, an excellentscheme of co-operation with the fac¬ulty, and especially Dean Wilkins, hasbeen brought about. His work wasnot spectacular, but should be appre¬ciated by the student body.I wonder why men are not admittedto the Federation Fashion show. Thereis certainly nothing in the performancethat is wrong for the men to see, manyof the campus males arc interested infashions, and everybody, irrespective ofsex, is anxious to see good-lookingclothes. There probably is a reasonfor the exclusion—but 1 wonder whatit is? Price 5 CentsRUSSIAN REVOLTORGY OF BLOODLECTURER SAYSUpheaval Worse Than FrenchRevolution: Colton"Moore blood was shed in the Russianupheaval of 1918 than in the whole ofthe French revolution,” stated Mr. E.T. Colton, of the American StudentRelief Committee, in a lecture yester¬day on Student Life in Russia.The Communist government in Rus¬sia, according to Mr. Colton, has notmore than 400,00 members since the so-called “cleansing” of the party whichoccurred a short time ago. This verysmall minority, with the backing of thearmy, and the cudgel of the "SecretPolice," the most greatly feared groupin Russia, holds 125,000,000 Russians incomplete subservience. This has l>eenmade possible only because of the effec¬tive and masterful leadership of a fewbrilliant men who seized the opportunityto overthrow the monarchy when Russiawithdrew from the World War.These men, ruled by secret violence,took over from the old government thesalient feature of a Secret Police, whichconstitutes a virtual inquisition army.Although the power of this group hasbeen greatly curtailed since the bloodyyears of 1918-19, Russians still trembleand how their heads at the mention ofthe dread name “Chelsa.”“These hired blood-hounds” said Mr.Colton, “are now known as the StatePolitical Administration, and are every¬where, throughout the nation, at thosepoints where counter-action is in theleast suspicioned.”Have army of boys Sub headA large army of youths of 17 to 19years of age is now the armed forcebacking the Communists. This army isconscripted yearly, 200,000 boys beingdrawn into the ranks at each conscrip¬tion. They are trained and very welleducated in military colleges, are wellfed and well clothed, which is a stateof real luxury in destitute Russia. Allthe officers are men who have risen(Continued on page 3)Dean Wilkins is HonorGuest at Senior DinnerDean Ernest Hatch Wilkins, asguest of honor, will speak at the din¬ner to be given by members of theSenior class, Wednesday, Jan. 30, at6, in Hutchinson commons.More than 150 Seniors are ex¬pected to attend the affair. Musicand other forms of entertainmenthas been provided for. Art Codyhas been appointed toastmaster andwill lead the class in singing songs.Dorothea Pfister, chairman, extendsthe open invitation,' “Come one.Come all.”CAPTAINS MEET TOSTART PERMANENTSETTLEMENT TEAMOrganization of a permanent Settle¬ment Night team committee will gathermomentum today at a tea to lie giventhis afternoon at 4 at the home of Mrs.Lyman Walton, 5737 Woodlawn avenue.As the first project the newly as¬sembled committee will undertake thecampus sale of tickets for “The TruthAbout Blayds,” the big Settlement Bene¬fit production that will be presentedFeh. 1 and 2 in Mandel Hall.The newly appointed team captainswho will bring their teams to meet JackKirk and Calista Twist at the tea today,are, Weir Mallory, Aimee Graham,Laura Chanilierlain, Willis Hardy,Seward, Covert and Dodd Healy.Page Two®ljr Satlu fBarnnnThe Student Next'spofe> of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn, IWinter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi- ieago l’ostofTice. Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1SMH5. under the act of March 3. 1873. 1Offices ! Ellis 11Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofTl»e • Western Conference Press dissociationFIR$T “BETTER YET” DIS¬CUSSION TO STUDY BOARD(Continued from page 1)will have charge of the meeting,nightly open council meeting of theFederation. Isabel Kincheloe, amember of the committee and ofFederation council, will presidewhile other members of the commit¬tee will be present in order directlyto secure the ideas which are offeredat the meeting and which will beused as a working basis for futureactivity of the committee.Widespread Lack of Knowledge“Since there seems to be an ap¬parently widespread lack of knowl¬edge concerning the functioning ofthe Honor commission and somefeeling of dissatisfaction with itswork, the Federation hopes that thismeeting will serve as a clearinghouse for campus opinion on the sub¬ject,” said Helen Wells, who is pres¬ident of Federation and a memberof the Honor commission.“We are particularly desirous thatconstructive criticism and sugges¬tions should be made, and hope thatstudents who have ideas on the sub¬ject will come and express them forthe benefit of the committee.”Art Cody, president of the com¬mission, lias been especially invitedand other University men have beenurged to attend. As is customaryall members of the council, sponsors,and others who desire to join willdine at 6 in the refectory of IdaNoyes hall. Reserved tables will bemarked with lighted candles. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 1924THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Av. & 55th St., adjacentto Frolic Theatre. Tel. H. Park 761 GIRLS !—«$►When having your HairBobbed You will findCourteous Treatment atMr. Briggs’ Barber Shop1003V2 E. 55th St. '•MBMlIllMllllllllll'lllilllfHlllClllltllilllllllllllll'iairllillllllllllllliitOldtxKilllllllllllllldllillllillllllllMlIllllflitHlHlIllllfllltlll HULEWIS HOSIERY AND LINGERIE SHOPS\ 1400 East 55th St. 1521 E. 67th St.■ Kprt'ialUliiK In Phornix, Holeproof aiul Onyx Hosiery.m Splendid YurietleH of Silk, Silk an tl W ool and Little Sport Ititm.m in ftu't everythin* worth while in l.udleM* Hosiery.It 11 • I. I • • • I i I t 1 • 11111 • ■••III! 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John Thomas tossed the shot 38ft. 9 in. for a victory being closely fol-ilowed by Duval at 38 ft. 1 (4 in. andHobshecid falling just a half inch short-,er for third position.As promised, the band turned up and jkept things moving at a lively clip.;The crowd was enthusiastic and severalhigh school men turned out to witness!the events. A competent and in some jinstances notable list of officials ran theprogram and eliminated unnecessary de¬lays. They were as follows: Clerk ofCourse, Clarence Brickman; Starter,William J. Monilaw; Timers, TomEck, A. A. Stagg; Announcer, SewardCovert; Field Judges, Brower Hall,Jerry Fisher; Judges of Finish, JohnnyJohnson. Walter Bowers, KennethPierce.Summaries50 yd. dash—J. Thomas, S; and Mc¬Kinney, F; tied for first; 3d Stack-house, J; 4th Mintz, F; 5th KalcheimF. Time 5 3-5 sec.50 yd. high hurdles—1st McKinney.F: 2nd Clark, F; 3d Widtnan, F; 4thRoth, F. Time 7 3-10 sec.50 yd. low hurdles—1st Duval, F; 2ndRoth. F; 3d Francis, Soph; 4th Wid-man, F; 5th J. Thomas. S. Time 6 9-10sec.1 mile run—1st Dugan, F; 2d Levine,J; 3d Farley, J; 4th Hollensteiner, J.Time 4:41 3-5.440 yd. run—1st Spence, F; 2d Beal,Soph; 3d Kalcheim. F; 4th Smith, F;5th Rosenthal, Soph. Time 53.880 yd. run—1st A. Edler, J ; 2d Beal,Soph; F. Edler, Jr; 4th Benton, Soph;5th Rudnick, J; Time 2:05(4.Shot put—1st Thomas, S; 2d Duval,F; 3d Hobschcid, Soph, 4th Goodman.F; 5th McKinney, F. Distance 38 ft.8 in. 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Wabash Ave. Just Northof AdamsHMI>tlllHII<lllllMI.IIIIIIIIIIIIIII|lllllllllllllllll|llllllll|llllllll|llllllllllllll|ll|H|lllllllllll|lllll|llllllll|ll|ll|lllM|lia)l|lllll|lllll •IIIUNIVERSITY SYSTEMKILLS GENIUS: POET(Continued on page 2)I scarcely know an anapest from atrochee.”An experiment is being carried onin the University of California, ac¬cording to Mr. LcGallienne, whichflies in the face of precedent by allow¬ing a group of students to meet in¬formally under the leadership of ayoung poet, Witter Bynncr, for thepurpose of submitting anonymouslyand criticizing their own verse. Theeffort is to eliminate affectation, self-deceptions and false modesty—thearch enemies of young artists. 'Phis,Mr. LeGalliennc believes, is the onlypossible academic means for developingpoets, and he believes in such a trialin all universities.VARSITY CAGEMENSET FOR BADGERCONTEST TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)clash with Butler. Last week's gameshowed that the men had mastered theoverhead or hook pass attack, whichwen executed properly is one of dead¬liest and most deceptive offenses.This type of play is particuary suitedto the Maroons because every man onthe squad is on the rangy build whichmakes such a game successful. Alter¬nating with this attack the Maroonscarry the threat of having a dribblerbreak loose from the crowd and scorea short shot under the basket. What a differencejust a few cents make!” FATIMATHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 1924RUSSIAN REVOLT ORGY OFBLOOD, LECTURER SAYS in Russia, and although two-thirds ofthe Russian people are completely illiter¬ate, we must have faith in them” statedMr. Cniton," and expect great thingsfrom a people who have greater longingfor freedom than possibly any otherpeople on earth.”(Continued from page 1)from the ranks, and virtually everyofficer is a convinced communist.The communist controls all speedytransportation, including railroads, air¬planes, and automobiles. “There aremore cars driven up Indore the doors ofthis University today” said Mr. Colton,“than there are privately owned cars inall Russia.”1 al)oo Religious Teaching Sul) read..“Although the government has com¬pletely prohibited all religious teachingto children under 18 years of age inRussia, thus hoping to kill all religion PHI PSI FROSH ARE VIC¬TIMS IN NE WMYSTERY(Continued from page 1)which he lias (or has not) found. Fol-;lowing are his conclusions.The chief will he found by a processof elimination. Mr. Bloomes has al¬ready proved, for example, that neithero the two thefts was committed bySigma Alpha Epsilon neophytes, hisIDEAL AND DORCHESTERDELICATESSENWe Have What the Students WantTHE BEST FOOD THE BEST SERVICEConveniently Located at1352 E. 61st Street 1452 E. 61st Street—BE YOURSELF—ANDGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYKENWOOD CHURCH CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER(Interdenominational) 56th and Blackstone Ave.40th St. and Greenwood Ave. Rev. Dr. John Henry Hopkins, ReciorDr. Albert Joseph McCartney, Services: 8 A. M., 9:15 A. M.,Minister 11 A. M., 7:30 P. M.; three servicesMorning service, 10:45. each day of week.Vesper service at 4:30. Church always open for private deA brief sermon and especially fine votion.music by prominent soloist in con-nection with trained chorus. Every-body welcome. ST. PAUL’S CHURCH,EFISCOPAI.ISAIAH TEMPLE Dorchester Ave. and 50th St.Hyde Park Boul. and Greenwood Av. Rev. George H. Thomas, RectorJoseph Stolz, Rabbi Sunday ServicesFriday, 8:00 P. M Sunday services, 8 A. M., 9:30 A.Saturday, 10:30 /, M. and 8.00 M„ and 11 A. M.P. M. 5:00 P. M.—Evening prayer andsermon.HYDE PARK PRESBYTERIAN 5:00 P. M.—Young people’s so-CHURCH ciety. Supper and social hour afterBlackstone Ave. and 53rd St. service. University students cordial-Ralph Marshall Davis, Minister.Sunday Services11:00 A. M.—Morning Worship. HYDE PARK CONGREGA-6:30 P. M.—Young People’s Meet- TIONAL CHURCHing. 56th St. and Dorchester Ave.7:30 P. M.—Evening Service. Rev. Paul G. Macy, Pastor, and Dr.8:30 P. M.—Young People's Fel- Theodore G. Soarls, Minister.lowship Hour. 11:00 A. M.—Sermon.5:00 P. M.—Scrooby Club. ForUNIVERSITY RELIGIOUS all older young people.SERVICE 7 :30 P. M.—Sermon.I.eon Mandel Assembly Hall11 :(K) A. M.— Rev. Harry E. Fosdick, WOODLAWN BAPTISTFirst Presbyterian Church, CHURCHNew York City. University at E. 62nd St.Melbourne P. Boynton, MinisterFIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH 10:30 A. M.—The Everlasting Church.Woodlawn Ave. and 57th St. 7:45 P. M.—“When Jesus Stopped11:00 A. M.—Rev. Robert S. Coring for a Widow.of Milwaukee, Wis., will Thursday. 8 P. M.—B. Y. P. U.preach.University students are cordially HYDE PARK METHODISTinvited to attend. CHURCH54th and Blackstone Ave.FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Charles Gage, Minister50th between Drexel and Ellis. 11 :00 A. M.—Sermon by Dr. Gage.Dr. Perry J. Stackhouse, Minister 7:45 P. M.—“Instruments of God.”11:00 A. M.—“The fundamental Be- 5:00 P. M.—Supperette.• iefs of Christianity.” 6:30 P. M.—Ep worth League6:0l) P. M.—Social hour for young Devotional Services. Sub-people. Students invited. jeet: “Youth and Physical8:00 P. M.—Quaint Texts: “Take Efficiency." Leader, Sam L.it by the Tail. Clark.Methodist students.TENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST ST. PAUL’S UN IVERSALIST5640 Blackstone Ave. CHURCHServices Midway and Dorchester Ave.Sunday morning at 10:45 o clock. L. Ward Brigham, MinisterSunday evening at 7:45 o’clock. 11:00 A. M.— Regular Sermon.Sunday school for those under 20years, Sunday at 12 noon.Wednesday evening meetings which HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCHinclude testimonies of Christian Sci- 5600 Woodlawn Ave.once healing, at 8. C. W. Gilkey & N. L. Tibbetts,Tenth Church reading room, 55th Ministersand Blackstone. 11:00 A. M.—Sermon by Mr. Giikcy.A cordial invitation to attend our 7:00 P. M.—Young People’s Churchservices and visit our reading room is Club.extended to all. 8:00 P. M.—Sermon by Mr. Gilkey. reasoning being as follows; Membersof that fraternity have issued ordersto their freshmen to find a new doorfor their chapter-house. Why, then,Mr. Bloomes asks, would these menhave stopped with the shield? Or theladder?He is now at work on other fra¬ternities. A reward is offered to eachfraternity giving an acceptable reasonwhy its own freshmen could not haveremoved the shield or the ladder.ESSAY PRIZES OFFEREDThree prizes are being offered foressays on “The Influence of Greece onByron” by Plato, a group, of Greekstudents of Illinois.Any student in any college in Illi¬nois may compete for one of the threeprizes, $50.00, $25.00 or a set of Byron’sworks, which are to l>e awarded April19, the hundredth anniversary of the.poet’s death.COMMENCE STUDENTS’ MEET J. . - *The question of a porch library willIk* discussed at the quarterly meeting ofthe student body of the School of Com¬merce and Administration to be heldthis afternoon at 3:30 in the Commercebuilding.(Ill (AGO KTIIKAI. SOCIKTYA non-sectarian religions organiza-ttlon io foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the ilUght.THK PLAYHOUSESiniility, .Ian. 21th, at II a. m.MR. IIOKACK .1. BRIDGESwill s|>eRk •*Reality: The Common Goal of Scienceand Religion.All seats free.Visitors cordially welcome. / — «George Meredith Will ShowClothes for the College ManATHotel La SalleMONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAYFEBRUARY 4th, 5th, 6thSUITS, OVER-GARMENTSSPORTS CLOTHES, HATSHABERDASHERYFINCHLEY5 W. 46th StreetNEW YORKPublished inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. To all forwardswho are playing center“nnHE little fellow hasn't got the reach. Whydon't they put him at forward where hebelongs?” You have heard comment like thatabout some mis-positioned player.Just look out they don’t talk that way aboutyou — not in athletics but in your field of workafter college.The world is full of doctors who should havebeen lawyers, and lawyers who should havebeen writers—men who can't do their best workbecause they haven't got the reach.You still can avoid their haphazard choice ofa career. Some earnest thinking on the subject,‘‘What do I really want to do in life?" willhelp you decide right.That’s a real problem. Get all the advice youcan—from the faculty, from alumni, from menin business. If you find you have made a falsestart, change now and save yourself a lot ofgrief—for once you graduate into a profession,the chances are you'll stay in it.Astern Electric CompanyWherever people look to electricity for thecomforts and conveniences of life today, theWestern Electric Company offers a service asbroad as the functions of electricity itselfNumber 35 of a series /Page Foui THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 1924CLASS SPIRITIt has been moved and secondedthat members of the graduate schoolswear brown derbies with maroon andwhite ribbons ,to indicate their statusin the University, after the manner ofthe undergraduate toques.O TEMPORA, O MORONS!Sir:As the Phi Kappa Psi ladder,which was yanked from the win¬dow of the house Tuesday eve¬ning, was a gift of the BourgeauxPaint Shop, when they decoratedthe mansion in 1776, and as it isbelieved that the act was only oneof the many unauthorized initiationpranks peculiar to this time, it isthe earnest desire of the chapterthat the ladder be returned.JAKE PHILLIPS.For the Chicago UniversityChapter of Phi Kappa Psi.AN AIDE DE WITSLE suggeststhat the local Greeks, especially dur¬ing initiation season, adhere to alaissez faire policy.IN THE WORLD OF FASHIONSMr. R. W. Barnard yesterday, or theday before, delivered a lecture to theJunior Mathematical club, the subjectof which was “Curve Fitting.”RESUME COLLEGIQUEV.Woe reigns supreme,Groans ring aloud,Others come runningTo join the mad crowd;None gets what he wants,(The volumes are rareThe darn reserve shelvesAlways are bare;There’s cussing and fussingAnd pitiful looks,How I pity the guyGetting library books!—Terrible Turk.THE UBIQUITOUS PRINTERneglected to extend due apologies toF. P. A. of the New York World forthe theme and opening ines of yes¬terday’s “Evening Song.” Good oldprinter. . . .METER NOTESTHE FEDERATION fashion showdecries “striking and unusual clothes."By striking wear, we suppose theymean such things as bat ties and heavysocks.JOHN HERTZ, of Yellow fame. Issaid to have favored the removal ofthe Washington Prom from Ida Noyesto the South Shore Country club.Hertz—indt ed!PROF. LOVETT has found thatwomen read more trash than men.It is with pride that we note the factthat the Whistle clientele has alwaysbeen predominately male.FOR DRY HUMOR it would bedi..cult to beat the statement maderecently by Mrs. Cecelia B. Deubig nta life-saving demonstration in IdaNoyes tank: “Only by constant prac¬tice, so that the act can be done me¬chanically. may one become proficientin the art of life-saving.”Another weak end.—Dopey.WEEK-END SOCIAL PROGRAMFriday, Jan. 25Woodlawn house will hold openhouse.Saturday, Jan .26Phi Kappa Psi will hold open house.Alpha Epsilon Tota will hold a socialhour tonight at 8 :30 in Ida Noyes hall. Official NoticeRagamuffin and Kitten choruses willmeet today at 3:30 in the lower gym¬nasium of Ida Noyes hall.Freshman Women’s club will hold itsfirst meeting of the quarter Monday at3 :30 in the north reception room of IdaNoyes hall. All freshman women havebeen urged to attend.In order to get entry names on theprograms for Federation Fashion Showall entries must l>e made before 3:30today in the foyer of Ida Noyes hall.Executive council of the Senior classwill meet today at 1 in Cobb 11 A.The Inter-Collegiate committee willmeet Monday at 12:30 in the Y. M. C. iA. room.Prof. Gasgi of ViennaTo Lead Group TalkProf. Oscar Gasgi, of Vienna, willlead a dinner discussion meeting of theDiplomatic club tonight, Friday, in theprivate dining room of Hutchinson..Prof. Gasgi was at one time connectedwith the University of Translyvanh jand was later Professor of Sociology at >the University of Budapest. He organ¬ized and conducted for two decades theSociological society and Free School forSocial Sciences. He was formerly anofficial in the State Department of Agri¬culture, and later a member of CountKarolyi’s cabinet as minister of NationalMinorities.Wrestlers Readyfor Badger MeetMadison will be the scene of ac¬tion of the wrestling team this weekend when Coach Spiros Vorres takesa full retinue of athletes with himI Saturday morning. Wisconsin is notrated as one of the strong confer¬ence teams, but with some of hisstar men on the injured and ineligi¬ble lists the varsity mentor is notmaking any predictions of a victory.At least nine men will make thejourney including all who started inthe meet against Northwestern lastweek with the possible adition ofCapt. Tsoulos, the 147 pounder whohas been troubled for a long timewith a bad shoulder. Vorres will notstart him if there seems any pos-sibiity of an injury. Hamilton, whohas been out of competition with lowgrades, has been reinstated and mayhave a chance to show his wares.The entire team is looking forwardto the meet with Indiana which isset for a week from next Fridaysince the Hoosiers have been run-j ning up a good record this season.Christ Church is Host to Uni¬versity Students atDanceThe fourth in a series of dancesgiven by the Men’s club in conjunc-1 tion with the Young People’s club ofChrist Church, Woodlawn, was givenWednesday night at the New Hayeshotel. Two hundred attended theaffair, numerous campus membersbeing noted in the crowd on thefloor.In order that the entry names getin in time to be put on the programsfor the Federation Fashion Show tobe held Friday, Feb. 8, in Mandelhall, all registrations must be madetoday before 3:30 in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall.COWHEYStore For MenSo. E. Cor. 55th and EllisMENS FURNISHINGBILLIARDSCIGARETTES ICE CREAM MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYNecessary Accessories for the IceThe Little Things That Hold the Key to the SituationA SERIES of gentle winters lias left many people quite unprepared for•L K fhe delightful sports that this winter weather brings. Every need canbe quickly and happily supplied from our many sections.Shoes with Skates attached, HockeySticks, Skis, are only a tew of the acces¬sories to be found.Sporting Goods—Fourth Floor, South, WabashSpecial CoatsFur trimmed Coats in a great varietyof fabrics, designs and colors have beenpurchased so advantageously that theymay be sold for $57.50, $67.50 and $75,prices that are truly remarkable for gar¬ments of this quality.Misses' Coats Sixth Floor, Middle, II abashSuits ReducedAll Suits have been reduced to priceswhich are interesting to any collegewoman. Many are three-piece Suitssome with three-quarter length coatsthat may be worn separately with asmart effect. Three groups selling at$27.50, $37.50 and $57.50 and up, alsoa three-piece Suit at $67.50 are verynoteworthy.Misses’ Suits—Sixth Floor, Middle, WabashDRESSMAKINGADVISORHeadquarters, Second FloorUR Dressmaking Advisor isa person of great importanceto the amateur dressmaker. She isin her attractive little booth everyday waiting to help you selectpatterns that are suited to yourpersonality and are not too diffi¬cult for you to make successfully.Three Kinds of PatternsWe now have three kinds ofPatterns from which you maychoose. The Butterick Patterns arenow sold on the second floor withthe McCall and the Ladies’ HomeJournal patterns.Striped FlannelsWith the new vogue for FlannelDresses and Skirts, great interest is be¬ing centered in the display of Flannelby the yard. Washable Flannels of cot¬ton and wool may be had for $1.50 ayard. They are called “Vylaine.”Flannels—Second Floor, Middle, State Slip-on Sw'eaters that are heavyenough to defy the mo: t ardent breezecome in nice colors at moderate prices.Sports Apparel—Sixth Floor, South, StateKnitted VestsOne of the smartest members of thisseason’s sports apparel is a sleevelessVest that is knitted of wool in gailycolored designs. Not only does thisgarment give warmth and that desiredtailored note to the winter costume,hut it is rumored that it is to be seenconstantly on the links next summer.Sports Apparel—Sixth Floor, South, StateWarm ScarfsCashmere from Scotland has beenwoven into a Scurf that has the goodfortune to be both warm and attractive.It has either a gray or a tan backgroundwith bright plaids or diagonal stripes.Very special price, $4.75.Thick alpaca wool Scarfs of a beauti¬ful quality and in exquisite colors havebeen grc. tly reduced to sell for $4.75.St,tifs—First Floor, Middle, StateNew YarnsDistinctive in Color and DesignIf the college woman will look atthese new “Feather Light” Yarns, shewill decide immediately that now isthe time to start knitting her next sum¬mer’s sweaters. The colors, plain ortwo-tone, such as orchid and shell pink,offer endless inspiration to the knitter.As the name would indicate, this is alight-weight Yarn. Its price is 60caball.Three balls will make a slip-on.Yarns—Third Floor, South, StateHats For SpringHats of Milan in a variety of the de¬sired colors and designs may he hadwith tailored moire trimmings, for $10.Off-the-faceHats of Swiss hemp withdraped bands have taken a prominentplace in the spring showing. They are$6.75.Sports Millinery—Fifth Floor, Middle, State"January for Lingerie” is theslogan of the clever shopper andright she is, for never were therelovelier imported undergarmentsat such low prices.Lingerie—Fifth Floor, South, StateNew FeaturesSkirts WithWool Crepe and Flannel Still Hold the LimelightONE of the most interesting alliances of the season is that of woolcrepe with many tucks. These tucks go from the belt, which is stitchedflat, to the hem. The effect is that of knife plaiting, which gives the verticalmotif to a skirt that is always most becoming.Chamoisette, a heavier flannel in tan and gray, has been used for a skirtwith the new darting at the waistline and elastic in the band to keep itfrom slipping up. Misses’ Skirts—Sixth Floor, Middle, Wabash