Vol. 22 No. 53 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, 1924 ■ - ■ ■ :■ ■ ■Price 5 CentsWomen Read More TrashThan Men. Lovett FindsUniversity women read almost twiceas great a percentage of poor novelsas do University men, according tostatistics compiled by Prof. RobertMorss Lovett of the Department ofEnglish. Here is the score:Women 15 per centMen 8 3-5 per centIt is true that women read morebooks, both good and bad; hut thepercentage holds regardless of thisdifference.The figures are compiled from thereports of thirty-five women and twentymen rhosen at random from a largelist. As a workable sample of a stu¬dent’s entire range of reading, onlynineteenth century fiction was consid¬ered. 'This class of literature. Mr.Lovett pointed out, is quite accessibleto the average student.Women Read MoreThirty-five women gave a total of664 books read, of which 100 are notrecognized as good literature. Twentymen reported having read 347 books;thirty of these were inferior. Theproportion of poorer literature readby men and women respectively isthus found to be 8 3-5 per cent and15 per cent, respectively.The average individual Universityman or woman has read about sixteengood books of this period in his life¬time. As for inferior books, the aver¬age man has read about one and one-half, while the woman averages three.I he amount of a lifetime’s readingof books varies greatly; in the caseof women ranging from a total of 47to 7, and with the men, from 45 to 4.i he highest number of inferior booksread by an individual was 13 .Sophomore men who were mem¬bers of the Three-Quarters club arerequested to meet for a few min¬utes in the Reynolds theater on Fri¬day at 12.(Signed) Paul Barry.Ernest H. Wilkins.FACULTY-STUDENTDEBATE AT W. A. A.MONTHLY MEETINGTwenty-five to be Initiatedat Supper TonightAwarding of “C’s” and class numer¬als to various class college, and honorteams in major sports will be the sub¬ject debated by Miss Margaret Burnsof the faculty of the Physical Educa¬tion department and Margaret Thomas,a student member of the body, at theregular W. A. A. open meeting todayat 3:30 in the corrective gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall.All important business matters willhe disposed of before the debate includ¬ing a report from Marylouise Brock,chairman, on the results of the subscrip¬tion drive conducted among W. A. A.members.An appetizing menu, attractive decora¬tions and clever stunts by twenty-fiveinitiates, are the attractions of the in¬itiation dinner tonight at 6. Accord¬ing to Beryl Berringer, in charge ofentertainment the candidates are goingto offer much pleasure and amusementto their audience.Tickets may he secured until noontoday, according to Mary Slinghuff, incharge of the sale.CAP AND GOWN PICTURESGroup pictures of the following or-ganiaztions will be taken on the eaststeps of Haskell at noon tomorrow, an¬nounced Howard Amick, managingeditor of the Cap and Gown.Art club, Lutheran club, Haskalahclub, Borwnson club. College marshalsand College aides. The organizationswill he taken in the order mentioned. WOMEN SHOW FASHIONSSuitability To Be Key Note ofCostume DisplayEleanor Rice Calls for Entries inStreet and Formal GroupsNot striking and unusual clothes, butsuitable and practical costumes are mostdesired for the Federation Fashionshow, the purpose of which is to dem¬onstrate what collgce women are wear¬ing and should wear. The women havebeen urged to enter with this idea inmind.Self made and ready-made clothesconstitute the two divisions of the show.Each division is composed of fourgroups: campus-street, campus-sport,informal, and formal apparel. “Specialconsideration is being given to thosewho enter self-made clothes,” saysAimee Graham, who is in charge.Registration LowUp to date women have not responded |to the call for entries in as large num¬bers as was expected. ”Perhaps,'’ said IEleanor Rice, chairman of the entries Icommittee, “the women are reticentabout entering on an individual basis, jThev .should realize, however, that the IFashion Show is a thoroughly co-oper¬ative affair and, therefore, is dependenton everyone’s hell).” Street and formalclothes need entries more than any ofthe other groups, although more entriesare desired in all divisions.Federation sponsors are in charge ofthe registration cji entries every daythis week from. 13 to 1 3U in the foyerof Ida Noyes half. Since tomorrow isthe last day for entries, women havebeen urged to register today and avoidthe final rush.STUDENT FRIENDSHIPFUND TOTALS $583IN PRELIM REPORTContributions to the Student ReliefFund to date total $583. Preliminaryreports show that $273 from the Jun¬iors, $187 from the Sophomores, and$123 from the Freshmen, has alreadybeen collected in chapel. Of thisamount $285 is cash and the rest spledged. The Seniors will donate to¬day in chapel.All pledges must be paid up today orFriday in the Undergraduate councilroom, Cobb 10A, between 10 and 3.The European Student Relief is now-putting on a drive for $250,000, and isasking the aid of the American stu¬dents at the various colleges and uni¬versities. Smith college has contrib¬uted $6,000 and Yale $4,500 on thisyear’s fund. Other universities andcolleges have responded proportionately.Hyde Park Leadsin Freshman RoilHyde Park High sends moregraduates to the University than anyother high school. Englewood comessecond in this respect and UniversityHigh, Marshall, Parker, Lindblom,Harrison, and Senn tie for thirdplace.Hyde Park’s quota for the class of1022-1923 was 120. Englewood sent(50 students and each of the thirdplace schools sent 20.Forty-five states and eight foreigncountries were represented in the en¬rollment for the class of 1927. Ithas been found that the classesgrow larger as they process throughthe University, the class graduatingin 1923 having an original enroll¬ment of 800 while 899 received de¬grees. Forty-five per cent of thegraduates entered the Universitywith advanced standing. PETTIT QUITS COUNCILPRESIDENCY ON FEB. 1Lack of Time Necessitates Resignation; Duggan SucceedsOffice; Students Laud Pettit’s Achievementsfor Undergraduates“CHAUVE-S0UR1S”INSPIRATION FORY. W. VAUDEVILLEFoster Hall to Present Katin-ka; Marie Raycroftin LeadDramatic theft from the art ofBalieff and his Russian troupe has beencommitted by the Y. W. C. A. for thesake of the annual Inter-hall vaudevilleto be staged Feb. 1 at 3 :45 in the the¬atre of Ida Noyes hall.‘‘Russian art as evidenced in the“Cham e-Souris” going back as far asAdam will be utilized by the varioushalls in their effort to create a moreimpressive production than in formeryears,” said Calista Twist, chairman ofthe committee in charge. “Night Idyl/'the contribution of Greenwood, with itscottage Romeo and attendant cater¬wauling promises to play a stellar act.acording to Miss Twist.“Wooden Soldiers” has been an¬nounced as an act to be presented byKelly hall, “Wild Nell” for Drexel,while the “Katinka” of Chauve-Souris"will he featured by Foster hall, withMarie Raycraft as the dancing daugh-(Continued on page 2)TOWERMEN ELECTLOCKETT TO FILLCLUB PRESIDENCYDonald Lockett was elected presidentof the Tower players at a meeting ofthat organization yesterday in the Rey¬nold-^ club theater, ! !e will fill the va*cancy left by Frier McCollister. GeorgeDowning was elected to take Lockett’splace on the board of directors, andTheodore Weber was made studentmanager.Plans were also formulated for ajoint meeting of the Dramatic Associa¬tion and Settlement workers, to be heldtoday at 4:30 in the Reynolds club the¬atre. The one act play, “Pot Boiler,”by Gerstern Berg, will be presented atthis meeting and plans will be discussedfor the Settlement drive of this quarter.Life-Saving MethodsDemonstrated InIda Noyes“Only by constant practice, so thatthe act can he done mechanically, mayone become proficient in the art of life¬saving,” was the statement made byMrs. Cecelia P. Deubig, at a life savingdemonstration yesterday afternoon inthe pool of Ida Noyes hall. Mrs. Deu¬big is the field representative of theAmerican Red Cross Live Saving de¬partment and has, for the past year,been demonstrating and lecturinp in theEastern and Middle Atlantic cities onthe value of the ordinary swimmingstroke in life saving.Several methods of live saving weredemonstrated, assisted by Miss Whitney,head of the swimming department. Mrs.(Continued on page 2)PORTFOLIO CHORUSDixie Davis requests the follow¬ing members of the “Kitten” chorusof Portfolio to meet her today at4:45 in the theater of Ida Noyeshall: Alberta Hyman, Esther Ep¬stein. Betty Le May, RosebudElkans. Winifred Wliliams, Eliza¬beth Graham, Mary Wright, Mar¬garet McKinney, Hazel Holden-graber, Sophie Holdengraber andFlorence Waunderlich. 1WHO IS ‘MYSTERY GIRL’?H er Picture Appears InPhoenix OutTodayPrize Awaits First One Who Identi¬fies HerHave you guessed yet?If not, you are just one of the fewwho is not positive that he knows thepopular campus woman whose pictureappears in the issue of The Phoenixthat goes' on sale this morning. She iswell known on campus, hut there is noname attached to the drawing, and theone who first hursts into The Phoenixoffice this morning yelling the correctname at the top of his or her voice willreceive a prize.The woman lias been designated bythe editors of The Phoenix as the“mystery girl” of the campus. She hasalluring eyes and wavy hair—wellknown—and yet a “mystery.” Theaward will he made as soon as the cor¬rect name is given.All grls wishing to sell the number ofThe Phoenix carrying the picture ofthe “mystery” girl should report at ThePhoenix office early today.And the girl is no.t the only, “mys¬tery.” So is the prize, the nature ofwhich the editor of The Phoenix re¬fused to reveal.How’s your guesser working thismorning ?D. U.’s ANNOUNCE PLEDGEDelta Upsilon announces the pledg¬ing of Y. Dodge Simons, Chicago.Kappa Sigma announces the pledg¬ing o* Kenneth Ainsley, Indiana Har¬bor, Ind.After several years as almost thesolitary champion of the Modernist at¬titude in theology, the Divinity schoolI of the University has stirred up anation-wide discussion and now standsas the leader in the controversy be¬tween Modernists and Fundamental¬ists.Dean Shailer Mathews of the Di¬vinity school .acknowledged as one ofthe foremost figures in the ranks of the.Modernists, has made a definite standon the matter saying that he will con¬tinue to support their principles.In an article in the American Reviewhe defines the foundations of the Fun¬damentalists and the Modernists. TheFundamentalist doctrine is that offaith without reservation, he states,while the attitude of the Modernist istempered with scientific research andin vestigation.Dean Matthews makes plain the maindifferences which are causing the con¬troversy. They arc, first, “a differenceas to what constitutes and tests Chris¬tian faith;” second, a difference in theuse of the Bible, which he says theModernists consider more in the lightof a historical expression of the will ofGod, while the Fundamentalists inter¬pret it in an oracular sense.The third main difference whichDean Mathews lists is that of dis¬agreement over the social content ofChristianity. The Fundamentalistsfailing in most cases to recognize thatit has any particular social significance. Because the new regime of the Un¬dergraduate council will require moretime than he feels he can afford tospend, Russell Pettit will resign fromthe presidency of that organizationafter more than a quarter of intense ac¬tivity in its reorganization. His resig¬nation will take effect Feb. 1.Joe Duggan, the other Senior mem¬ber on the Council, will act as presi¬dent following Pettit’s resignation andwill continue in that capacity until thenew head is selected from the Juniorclass early in the Spring quarter.Praise Pettit for WorkPettit has been largely responsiblefor the new and efficient Council whichhas greatly enlarged its scope duringthe past two quarters and has morecompletely filled the need of an under¬graduate governing body. This is theunanimous opinion of undergraduateswho have directly been associated withhim in his work or who have been af¬fected in any way by the activity ofcouncil. He has been characterized asthe most efficient Council president inthe history of undergraduate activity.Duggan, who succeeds Pettit as pres¬ident, has been active in the. work ofthe Council: He is ?. regular memberof the varsity basketball squad. “I feelconfident that Duggan is competent totake over the duties of Council presi¬dent,” said Pettit last night. “I haveworked with him on a number of pro¬jects and have found him entirely capa¬ble.”Duggan is a member of Sigma Chi.SELL SENIOR TICKETSTickets for the first Senior dinnerdance which will be given at 6, nextWednesday night in the Commons,may be secured from MargaretKuhns, Arthur Cody, Pearl BellOdom, Daniel Proteroe, RussellCarrell, Edwin Kuebler, J. A. Ames,Edna Kiem, Margaret Slingluff,Julia Rhodus, William Mabie, Mar¬garet Horrocks, Caramel Hayes, Sa-villa Millis, Joe Duggan, Allen In¬galls, Joel Jacobs, Winifred King,Lou Stirling, Don Nightingale, Wil¬liam Epple, Ruth Thompson, Caro¬lyn Barnes and Howard Landau.The price is one dollar.Y. M. C. A. OFFICERSTO BE INSTALLED ATBANQUET TOMORROWInstallation of officers of the Y. M.C. A. will take place tomorrow at 6in the church house of the NewDisciples church, Fifty-seventh streetand University avenue.An elaborate program has been ar¬ranged by Howard Amick, social chair¬man of the Y. M. C. A., and a com¬mittee consisting of Tom Mulroy, Vic¬tor Sawyer and J. H. Clinch.The program will include JackPalmer’s Orchestra, George Campbell,famous song leader and entertainer, andGlenn Harding, pianist. The report ofthe retiring president, Russell Pettit,will he given. Tickets for the banquetarc fifty cents and should be securedat once, as only 125 persons can beaccommodated.After the banquet the new offilccrswill he installed by Dean Tufts. Theyarc Joseph Hektoen, president; RalphMartin, vice president, and JaniesParker, secretary.University Leader in StrifeRaging Among TheologiansPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 24. 1924$ti? Sathj fHarnnnThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished uiorulnn*. except Saturday, Sun<ta v ami .Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi- }•ago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March tIS, UMH5, under the act of March 8, 1873.Offices Ellis ljTelephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Press lUsoolatlonCOMPARISONS()f interest to undergraduates andgraduate students alike is *the recentwork of l)r. Alexander Micklejorn,whose progressive ideas resulted in hisleaving Amherst college, where hehas for some time held public atten¬tion as a brilliant, fearless and idealis¬tic leader in the field of education.His book, “Freedom and the College.’is an admirable treatise on education—college education as an ideal. Thesubject matter covers a particularlybroad field from a study of the cirri -culuin to editorial material against thecommercialism of college sport. Themethod is not vindicative; it is sane,intense—the work of a dreamer.But our purpose here is not to enterinto a eulogy of “Freedom and theCollege.” It is rather to offer up aprayer of thanks for a book on thecolleges which will have general appeal,which will savor of iconoclasm, andwhich will not take out a grudge oneducation. What with newspaperstories about coed antics the variousattempts at novels wdiich have set outto right some grievance in a collegiateinstitution, and the sundry radical ar¬ticles anathemizing principle and insti¬tution of education, readers have beenat a total loss.“Grey Towers’’ and the state collegecontemporaries of “Grey Towers” wereblind staggering attempts to expresssomething. The vivacious Mr. Sin¬clair’s “Goose Step” was so petty thatit was funny. With these unsuccessfulstabs at hand the reading public be¬came more and more convinced of theworthlessness of the college man, andof his reason for being.Mr. Mecklejohn, in a different form,has set forth many of the evils of col¬lege education; but he has retainedhis sanity in the process.There is only one difficulty. Thegroup that read the novels will notread Mr. Micklejohn. But perhapsthe group that read Mr. Sinclair willread Mr. Micklejohn. The latter di¬vision may or may not be convinced.Official NoticeMr. E. T. Colton of the Y. M. C. A.foreign department will speak on“What I have seen and heard in Rus¬sia" today at 4:30 in Harper M-ll.Richard Le Galliennc will speak un¬der the auspices of the WilliamVaughn Moody foundation on “TheWill to Romance in Contemporary Lifeand Literature,’ tonight at 8:15 inMandel hall.The Undergraduate body of PhiBeta Kappa will meet Friday at 4:30at the home of Dean Ernest H. Wil¬kins, 5536 Kimbark Ave. ProfessorEdgar J. Goodspced will talk on“Some Problems of Translating theNew' Testament.”LIFE-SAVING METHODSDEMONSTRATED INIDA NOYES(Continued from page 1)Deubig made the statement that differ¬ent methods are best adapted to differ¬ent individuals and that by practice ofthem all, one might choose for practicethe one which he could perform mosteasily.Members of the Red Cross Life Sav¬ing Corps, according to Mrs. Deubig,are constantly experimenting with lifesaving. When new methods are in¬vented, they are incorporated with theolder methods, then demonstrated andpracticed throughout the country. THE HIGHWAYMANBy Merlin Martinof The PlayhouseBiro's rapid comedy, “The Highway¬man,’’ at the Playhouse, is well adaptedto and significant for the suave Mr.Schilwkraut who dominates, hypnotizesand tricks his Hungarian and aristo¬cratic colleagues with a certain glab¬rous perfection and an intraneing smile.While Biro has allowed his smooth lit¬tle drama to dwindle somewhat nearthe end he has sustained most of itwith sparkling lines, irony that to mewas at once cutting and dleightful, anda prejudice against the wiles and idio- syncracies of the pre-war aristocracy.“The Highwayman” is the incarna¬tion of the old feudal l>aron who robbedhis curds of their liberty and his neigh¬bors of their goods—landed and mone¬tary. But Mr. Schildkraut is moresubtle. While he lives among the bar¬on's progeny in twentieth century Hun¬gary he laughs at their veneer and ex-poscs them; before the vefy portrait ofthe founder of a house of counts hepurloins a five hundred thousand dollarcheck, an estate and a couple of hearts.In his satirical attack upon the feudalprogenitors of the continental aristoc¬racy, Biro has been a little too enthu¬siastic. We fear that he has originateda few feudal customs himself—customswhich would not stand the scrutiny ofthe present day moralist. “CHAUVE-SOUIS” INSPIRA¬TION FOR Y. W. VAUDEVILLE(Continued lrom page 1)ter, Jane Edwards and Florence Funkas the old-fashioned ]>arents. Off-cam¬pus women will present another devia¬tion from the Chauve-Souris plan withan imitation of the Duncan sisters.“Chinese Billiqins” will probably be thecontribution of Green hall.As the main event of the year for theY. \\ . C. A., the Inter-hall vaudeville isbeing presented in Winter quarter thisyear, contrary to former custom, inorder that it will he better patronizedand at a less busy time of year. Anafternoon hour was chosen to accommo¬date off-campus women.A refreshment booth will he installed outside the door of the theatre wherehot chocolate, sandwiches and candywill be sold, acording to CatherineClark, who is in charge of this com¬mittee.Ticket selling for tvv< .„t/-five centswill be on sale in the Y. W. office andmay be obtained from women on cam¬pus as in the various halls, according toMargaret Hutchison, who is in chargeof the ticket sale.Not wishing to conflict in any waywith the Student Friendship Funddrive, now being carried out in chapelprograms, the circulation of the Seniorsocial activity questionnaire will bepostponed until a week from Thursday.PHOENIX OUT TODAY.MARSHALL FIELD y COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MEN,Correct Cveninq ClothesFor Chapter Formals and Other OccasionsCOLLEGE MEN, however individualistic with regard tocampus and classroom dress, are generally Sticklersfor correctness when it comes to evening clothes. Hencethe wide patronage The Store for Men enjoys amongMen of collegiate affiliations.The Embassy, illustrated above, is a new Evening Dress Suit developedexclusively by THE STORE FOR MEN. It derives its name from the faftthat it embodies certain of the more Striking features observable at theEmbassy, London’s smartest supper club, where only formal eveningclothes are worn.The Bal, shown above, is a Dinner Jacket model that carries over intosemi-formal evening dress the broad shoulders and loose, easy-fitting Eng¬lish lines introduced by THE STORE FOR MEN in its Strcer clothes andnow accepted features everywhere. evening dress room . third floorcDress Overcoats, Dark Chesterfields, Fur-Lined Overcoats • Fourth Floor Stiff Bosom Shirts of white pique,in either the one or two stud Style,for formal wear; semi-stiff pleatedbosom Shirts with Stiff cuffs forinformal evening occasions.Wing Collars, in moSt recent au-thoritativestyles; made in Englandespecially for Marshall Field &Company. ‘Dress Ties of whitedimiry or pique, English single¬knot or regular; black moire foruse with the Dinner Jacket.English Mufflers of white crochetknit silk. Swiss Mufflers of plainaccordion knit silk.Jewelry—dress sets in white goldor platinum, with plain or pcariicenter white or smoked.FIRST FLOORSilk Hats of authoritative correct¬ness for formal wear. Crush OperaHats. Special black felt soft Hatswith grosgrain facing under thebrim, for wear with the dinnerjacket. £bony Hoiking Sticks,straight,with gold or ivory head;or white-trimmed, with Prince ofWales handles. French (jlores offinewhiteglacc kid, pique stitched.In regular length and cadet fingers.Handkerchiefs of sheer linen, withcorded borders.FIRST FLOORWaistcoats, single- or double-breasted, of white silk or pique;also black silk Waistcoats.THIRD FLOORDress Oxfords of patent leather*with flexible soles. High Shoesof patent leather with cloth orleather tops. Spats of black Eng¬lish cloth. SECOND FLOORTilack Silk Hose, plain or self-docked. FIRST FLOOR■The Daily Maroon Sport PageTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, 1924DOPE UPSETS SEEN FOR CLASS MEET TONIGHT| SPORT-0-GRAMS | Greenwood Defeats Woodlawn and Keeps Inter-Hall Leada—a a aIntra-Murals.Forfeits.Boost Track.Intra-mural basketball finished it^third week of play last night. The sys¬tem, provisionally adopted only aftergreat consideration, has proven itseli Ia marked success. On the two nights jof the week when games are played.!an average of seven games have been,played each night. Kimball Valentineand Howard Ilriggs, who, together jwith Dr. C. (). Molander of the phys¬ical culture department, have been run-1tting the affair deserve along with the!? ? ? ? the greatest credit. Intra-murals, long wished for at the Univer¬sity, are here, and they are here tostay. BEECHER GREENSTAGE WINS INEVENING’S PLAY Alpha Delts Upset Phi Psis 17-16;Betos Win From Lambda Chi 13-8Drexel, League Leaders, DropsPractice Tilt toBeecherAs might be expected with any new |venture, however, there are a numberof rough sports that need polishingoff. Four forfeits marred the play onTuesday night and three more teams!failed to put in an appearance last,night. There may be good reasons,|occasionally, why a squad may be un-iabb* to appear. Fraternities, however.!as well as the other organizations in,the tourney, should realize that by anundue number of forfeitures they laythemselves open to a charge of poorsportsmanship and being unwilling tocarry through that which they havestarted.It is particularly true when it isthe lower place teams that forfeit. Itis interesting to note that among theleague leaders there have been few orno forfeitures, while the cellerholdershave several chalked against them. I X T K R-HAU. ST A N D1NGWon Lost Pet.Greenwood 3 0 1.000Drexel 2 0 1.000Beecher 2 1 .667Green 1 1 • .500Woodlawn 0 2 .000Kelly 0 2 .000Foster 0 2 .000THE STANDINGSALPHAWon Lost Pet.A. T. O ... 4 0 1.000Lambda Chi ... 2 1 .667Delt ... 2 1 .667Beta ... 2 2 .500Alpha Sig ... 1 3 .250Acacia . .. 1 2 .333Phi Delta Theta ... 0 3 .000BETAWon Lost Pet.Psi Upsilon ... 4 0 1.000Kappa Sig ...3 1 .750Phi Sig Delta ... 2 1 .667Phi Beta Delta ... 1 2 .333Delta Chi ... 1 2 .333Sigma Nu ... 0 3 .000Zeta Beta Tau ... 1 3 .250GAMMAWon Lost Pet.D. K. E ... 4 0 1.000Kappa Nu ... 2 1 .667Sigma Chi ...3 1 .750Phi (jam ... 1 3 .250Teke ... 1 2 .333D. U.‘ ... 1 2 .333Chi Psi ... 0 3 .000DELTAWon Lost Pet.Delta Sig 1.000Alpha Delt .t ... 3 1 .750Phi Psi ...2 '1 .667S. A. E ... 2 2 .500Pi Lambda Phi ... 1 2 .333Phi Kap ... 1 3 .250Tau Delt ... 0 3 .000GYM LEAGUEWon Lost Pet.Bulldogs ...2 0 1.000Phi Pi Phi ... 1 0 1.000Noorams ... 1 0 1.000... 1 1 .500Camels ... 1 1 .500Tigers ... 1 1 .500Alepi ... 0 3 .000PHOENIX OUT TODAY. By Marjorie RothOld man dope proved himself rightagain last night when the three of thefour first division teams in the woman’sInter-hall basketball league took winsat the expense of the cellarholders. Thebig event of the evening was Green¬wood’s last minute win over Wood¬lawn by a 11-10 score.Due to the failure of the French-Kemvood team to appear on the floorthe Drexel aggregation, joint holdersof first place, played a practice gamewith the Beecher squad in which theywere trounced, 20-9.The Reecherites in their league con¬test won an easy victory over Fosterwith a 12-4 score. Green, the othervictory team, showed considerable edgeover Kelly in its 16-8 game.Greenwood Has Hard FightGreenwood was given a hard fight inits game with Woodlawn, but showedits metal in the last half by raising thescore from 2 to 11. Mattie Bullard andElla Loveless starred for their team inbasket throws, and with Sidonia Wal¬lis worked up a fast forward line.Speedy plays on the part of Woodlawnand unimprovement in team work overlast week’s game kept Greenwood onedge and made the combat hard fought.Bounce passing and arial attacks,practiced by Beecher during the pastweek, proved their worth in the gamewith Foster. Katherine Barrett and ,Kdith Heal in the forward position used jtheir effective passing system, with Healunder the basket. A splendid defen¬sive was put into play by Elizabeth Bar¬rett at jumping center and Tepper atthe guard job.Foster Forwards Look GoodBeecher, in staging its one-sided winover Foster, was forced to show somefast defensive playing to offset the effi¬cient work of Josephine Bedford andLauraine Berrard, Foster forwards.The Fosterites, however, showed lackof practice in their play and were un¬able to put up much of a defense.Helen Landau, right forward for theGreen squad, showed as the start of theGreen-Kelly contest, in which the for¬mer romped off with a 16-8 score byvirtue of which it landed in fourthplace. The game was one-sidedthroughout, the Kelly squad showingseveral brilliant players, but rather poorteamwork.Beecher Wins Second GameFollowing its regular contest withFoster, the Beecher women stayed over¬time to give the Drexel team, which hadscheduled the defunct Kenwood-Frenchteam, a practice workout, and despitetheir game earlier in the evening, tookthc leaders into camp by a 20 to 9score. Drexel guards were unable tosolve the Beecher offense, and indica¬tions are that when the two teams meet(Continued on page 4) Llaying before the largest crowd ofthe season, and in some of the classiestgames yet played, the Greeks last nightfinished off the week in the interfra-ternitv basketball turnament. Everyelement of good basketball was present,including dope upsets, clever team work,which, by the way, has been steadilydeveloped by the fraternities all throughthe season, and an enthusiastic crowd.All the league leaders kept theirplaces, but four previously undefeatedteams suffered their first loss. In spiteof the fact that many disputes, none ofthem serious, occurred, the officiatingwas generally conceded to have beenefficient and praiseworthy. Severalteams showing a tendency to argue soonthought better of it and ceased.Large Crowd OutThe size of the crowd was unusualfor these games, and one of the salientpoints of the evening was the enthu¬siastic cheering on the part of theLambda Chi Alphas and the Betas, whostaged the closest and most fiercely con¬tested game of the series. More andmore women arc appearing at thesetournaments, disputing the assertionthat the fair sex has no interest in fra¬ternity affairs.Alpha Delts upset the Phi Psis, in aslow* uneven game, while the presenceof Kimball Valentine himself upon theKappa Sigma squad was not enough togive them the decision over Zeta BetaTau, who won their first game of theseries. S. A. E.’s, doped to win handilyfrom the Phi Kaps, lost through theirinability to locate the basket.Several forfeitures occurred, and thePhi Gam-Sig Chi game finally had to becalled because the Phi Gams could notmuster enough men to continue thefray after an injury to one of theirmembers.Games Rough and FastRoughness and speed were the prin¬cipal characteristics of the games, whichwere nevertheless played cleanly, for themost part. Foul shooting seems to bedeveloping, and under the ruling thatthe man fouled must try for the basket,more individual talent is asserting it¬self.Z. B. T. Wins from Kappa SigsThe Zetes took a close 14-10 gamefrom the Kappa Sigs in which looseplay marked the work of both teams.Neither team showed a marked super¬iority and the outcome was indefiniteuntil the final whistle. Neither teamscored on free throws.Greenberg performed well forZ. B. '1'.. scoring three field goals forhis five. Mitchell and Valentine playedthe stellar roles on the Kappa Sigquintet, Mitchell getting three countersand Valentine two.Zeta Beta Tau (14) Kappa Sigma (10)Eckstein r.f. ValentineGreenberg l.f. FerryLandwirth c. AmsleyRerkson r.g. QuayleSchimberg l.g. MitchellSummaries: Field goals—Eckstein,1; Greenberg, 3; Landwirth, 1; Berk-son, 1; Schimberg. 1; Mitchell, 3; Val¬entine, 2.Phi Gams Forfeit to Sig ChiI’hi Gamma Delta was finally forcedto forfeit its game with Sigma Chiafter Heinie Holsnian injured hisshoulder and no other substitutes wereto be had. Prior to this Knight wasruled out for personal fouls, but dueto the fact that the Phi Gams had nofurther substitutes, he was allowed tocontinue.The game, which lasted up until the Results of Last Night’sCage Games ata GlanceSigma Chi won by forfeit fromPhi Gamma Delta.Beta defeated Lambda Chi 17J16.Phi Kap defeated S. A. E. 14-12.A. T. O. defeated Alpha SigmaPhi 16-7.Psi U defeated Delta Chi 21-11.Alpha Delt defeated Phi Psi 13-8.Deke defeated Kappa Nu 16-6.Tigers won by forfeit from Alep-pi.Z. B. T. defeated Kappa Sigma14-10. YEARLING TEAMNOT SO GOOD;SENIORS IMPROVElatter part of the last half, was slowand uneventful, with the Sig Chis lead¬ing their opponents by a 12-0 score,John fhomas starred for the Sig Chiswith two field goals and a free throw.Kernwein also scored two field goalsfor the winner.Phi Kaps in Close WinPhi Kappa Sigma took a stiff con¬test from S. A. E., 14-12, after the SigAlphs had tied the score in the lastminute of play. A long shot by John¬son who with his teammate, Olwin, hadbeen caging them consistently fromthe center of the floor, was the decidingtally.The game began with the Phi Kapstaking the lead, and the Sig Alphsmissing shots by the dozen. Long,drops through the hoop were therule on the part of the Phi Kaps. Al¬though tough, the game was playedrather slowly by both sides, the guard¬ing being neglected.Martin caged the majority of thebaskets for te winners, Hisert of theSig Alphs running up most of theirmarkers by his foulshooting.Line-up and summaries: University Band to FurnishEntertainment forCrowdPhi Kappa Sigma (14) S. A. E. (12)Martin ,l.f. CrowderJohnson r.f. HisertOlwin c. BrownEbert l.g. WolffShorcy r.g. SullivanSummaries: Field goals—Olwin, 2;Martin, 4; Ebert. 1: Sullivan, 3; Hi¬sert, 1. Free throws—Hisert, 4. Ref¬eree—Townsend .Alpha Sig Rally FailsAlpha Tau Omega trimmed AlphaSigma Phi in a hard-fought game, 16-7,the bright light of which was theclassy floor work of Benton. The con¬test was fast and rough, and althoughthe A. T. O. outfit lead from the start,the Alpha Sigs refused to give up andkept up their fight until the last mo¬ment. North of the A. T. O.’s droppedin some clever shots from peculiarangles.Near the end of the game, the AlphaSigs started a comeback which couldnot last. The Alpha Tans were tooclever, displaying some of the bestteamwork in the interfraternity leaguesBut they did not seem to be as con¬sistent as might be expected of suchstyle.Line-up and sumjnaries:Alpha Tau Omega 16 Alpha Sig Phi 7Benton l.f. PowersNorth r.f. MeyersStone c. DistelhorstBarto l.g. KluesnerRoberts r.g. CarusoSummary: Field goals—Barto, 1;Benton, 2; North, 3; Meyers, 1; Dis¬continued on page 4) Urged on by the university Bandand by the large crowd which is ex¬pected, the four undergraduateclasses will compete for honors inthe second interclass track meet inBartlett tonight. Points from boththis and the first meet, run off inOctober, will count towards the totalin determining the position of eachclass.The frosh, who copped the lastfray, do not look so strong this time.The seniors have turned up somepromising material and the dope in¬dicates that they will not finish inthe cellar as they did last October.A number of the winners of vari¬ous events in previous contests maynot appear, it was learned yesterday,while the coaches have uncovered anumber of new men who will com¬pete, and who may possess all theclass of former first-place men.Good Field in Half Mile?Among those who have proven theirqualities on former occasions, andwho will work in tonight’s scrap arethe Edlers, who will do the bulk ofthe half-mile work for the Juniors.However, they will have to pushahead of Cusack, Rudnick, Long andBenton. The only other eventwherein the result may be safelyconjectured is the 50-yard dash,which will certainly be fought outbetwen Byler, Thomas and Stack-house, since McKinney, freshmanflash, is not expected to enter.The rest of the competition isanyone’s, with the possible excep¬tion of the quarter mile. The fresh¬men have three good men entered,Cusack, Spence, and Kalcheim, allthis event in the last interclassgreen shirt men. The latter tookstruggle.Other significant names which ap¬pear on the entry list include Hob-scheid, Ainsley, Zorn, and Duval,shot-putters. Two Russells, bothJuniors, Rittenhouse, Soph, andWally Marks, Freshman will fight itout in the high jump.Hobscheid Sets NewMark in ShotputFred Hobscheid, husky shotputter,broke his own and the Bartlett shotcompetition record yesterday whenhe heaved the weight 38 feet and 4inches during the course of the handi¬cap competition in which he is en¬tered. The nearest mark in yester¬day’s was Barto’s 32 feet 7 inches.Other marks hung up in the courseof yesterday's workouts in the gymwere as follows: Griffith, 30 ft. 11-2 in.; Olwin, 31 ft. 10 in.; Sellers30 ft.; Wain 31 ft. 6 in.; Zorn, 29ft. 5 in.; Clark 29 ft. 10 in. andAinsley 27 ft. 6 in.Regular W. A. A. open meeting willbe held today at 3:30 in the correctivegymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.PHOENIX OUT TODAY.‘‘The Truth A bout Blayds ” a piay «f TodayPage Foui THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 24, 1924Athe ALPHA DELTA UPSETPHI PSIS 17-16EVENING SONGDekes Head Gamma League Alpha Delta Phi 13 Phi Kappa Psi 8The Dekes broke the tie for first Covert 1. f. IrwinIt’s evening on the Campus, Thaliar- place in the Gamma league at the ex¬ Davies r. f. Bolandcus; pense of Kappa Nu whom they forced Collins c. GreeneThe girls are out in couples— yes, to second place by their 16-6 defeat Fulton lg. Forkelin twelves— last night. Francis r. g. HobscheidBut their minds are blank and weary,For every single dearieNow is buried deep in books fromHarper’s shelves.College life is not so simple, Thaliar-cus;When a co-ed leaves her fireside fora date,It’s often more than likelyThat she’s boning up on Psych, 3,With no partner save a female—aroom-mate. (Continued from page 3)telhoist, 1; Powers, 1. Free throws—Benton, 3; North, 1; Meyers, 1. Ref¬eree— Davies. 13-8 store. The game was rather slow,the Phi Psis seeming unable to getstarted. The Alpha Delta, apparentlythe weaker team, took the lead imme¬diately with a basket by Collins. Allattempts on the part of the Phi Psis toguard closely were misplaced.Lineup and summaries: games:Greenwood (11)Bullard (C)LovelessFletcherWallis, PennSteeleVilasDelta Kappa Epsilon 16Van DeventerWebsterLampeReddenStambaughSummaries: r.f.*l.f.c.r.g.lg- Kappa Nu 6GoldbergRothGoodmanWainNathansonField goals—Lampe,1; Webster, 1; VanDeventer, 3; Gor¬don, 1* Roth, 1; Goldberg, 1; Nathan¬son. 1. Free throws—Lampe, 2; Van-Deventer, 2.NO CRITIC HAS ever been able tofind an error of craftsmanship in thepoetry of Richard Le Gallienne, wholectures in Mandel hall tonight. Sosays a member of the University com¬munity who has known Mr. Le Gal¬lienne for many years. Doubtless thepoet will be known to posterity asRichard the Line-Arted.THAT IDA NOYES FOODCommenting on the Better-Yet ban¬quet Tuesday evening, Ten Min. Latesays with that particular flash of geniusfor which he has long been noted:“There were many features in themeeting wich make good food forpessimists.”THE DELTA S1GS have van¬quished the Pi Lambs in the intra¬mural games. A case of the lambslying down before the lions. Beta—Lambda Chi Close GameThe Rotas, forced to put their lastounce of effort into the fray, took whatwas perhaps the closest game of theevening from the Lambda Chi Alphas.The score, ending 17-16, tipped back andforth throughout the game, a basket byMerriam in the last ten seconds of playdeciding the score.Lineup and summaries:Beta Theta Pi 17 Lambda Chi Alpha 16Merriam l.f. AndersonJerrems r.f. BarnettGallinger c. AlcornByler l.g. KornHoff r.g. GogginsSummary: Field goals—Merriam, 3;Jerrems, 2; Gallinger, 1 ; Byler, 1 ; Hoff,1; Alcorn, 2; Barnett, 2; Anderson, 2;Korn, 2. Free throws—Gallinger, 1 ;Goggins, 1 ; Alcorn, 2. Referee Mc-Graw. Summary: Field goals—Greene, 2;Collins, 1 ; Davies, 1 ; Covert, 1 ; Fulton,2. Free throws—Irwin, 1; Greene, 2;Forkel, 1: Collins, 1 ; Fulton, 1 ; Covert.1. Referee Davies. r.f.l.f.j.c.s.c.r-R-1-g.Baskets: Barnes, 2; Bolt,lard, 3; Loveless, 1. Four goals4; Bullard, 3.Beecher (12)Sutherland, RothHeal Wood lawn (10)BarnesSchellWernerBoltVolkertHahn1; Bul-Barnes.r.f.l.f. Foster (4)Bedford (t >BerrardE. Barret,WoodingK. Barrett (C)Tepper j.c.s.c.rg.lg- SkinnerPsi U’s Win AgainThe Psi Upsilon quintet took a rough21-11 game from Delta Chi in the open¬ing round of last night’s games. Bothteams fought hard and made the gamelook much closer than the score indi¬cate* Field goalsBedford, 2.Green 16)LandauVick GarrisonSpeedK. Barrett, 4; Heal, 3;Foul goals; Skinner, 1.Kelly (8)r.f. Jensenl.f. Strickler (C) RudniekTrogerGorringWilliams (CField goals:Vick,goals: j.c. Hartmans.c. Healdr.g. Slingluffl.g. MasilkoLandau, 4; Troger, 1;Strickler. 2; Heald, 2. FourLandaur 4.WANT ADSECTION('ooperutor* The Iron Brigadedull meets ,V»4o Wentworth Ave.,Sundays U I*. M. Thursdays 8 1*. M.LOST University of Richmondrrinir set with amythtst. InitialsII. Vv. It. Return to Lost andFound.FOR SALE Child’s >Rain-cape.slxe 10. Donnelly. 8 North Hall.FRONT ROOMS: Single or double.Very reasonable. Fairfax *27to.Mrs. LuBeaux, 5739 Droxel Ave.Psi U 21 Delt Chi 11Stewart r.f. MerrillHermes l.f. DuchossoisDe Merell c. SlassGreen r.g. BuckleyBates lg. QuackenbushSummaries: Field goals- —Stewart, 7;De Merell, 2 ; Bates, 1; Merrill, 2;Quackenbush, 1 ; Duchossois, 1. F'reethrows—De Mercll 1; Bates, 1 ; Slass, 1 ;Quackenbush, 2.BEECHER, GREEN STAGEWINS IN EVENINGS PLAYDelts Upset DopeAlpha Delt upset the dope by nabbingtheir contest with Phi Kappa Psi by a (Continued from page 3)in their league match next week the re¬sult is likely to be a repetition of last |night.Lineups and summaries of the league jTHE PRIME ORDEALThe Prime issue of The Phoenix,bar accidents, should appear today.It’s a sort of anniversary number, inwhich all the jokes which attained ma¬turity in the time of King Tut areto be resuscitated, in all their primor¬dial splendor. Dr. A. J. 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