SUBSCRIBE TO THE MAROONBatlp JllaroonVol. 22 Not 42J7GREEK LETTER MENWILL GIVE ANNUALDANCE JANUARY 18 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4. 1924 Price 5 CerxtsPlease Mr. CircleDon’t Print It”—Vain Plea JENKINS, COVERTAND KERR PLAYLEADS IN SHOW GREATER MAROONWILL APPEAR ON FEB. 1Cooper-Carlton Selected forScene ofHopNOVELTY MUSIC FOR AFFAIRFinal arrangements for the Interfra¬ternity Hop have been completed byHoward Amick. representing the In¬terfraternity council, which has com¬plete charge of the dance. It is tohe held Jan. 18, from 9 to 12. at theCooper-Carlton hotel, and many newspecialities and novelties have beenpromised by Charles Anderson, com¬mittee chairman, in charge of thiswork.William Hahn’s orchestra has beenselected to furnish the music for thedance. Novelty pieces, featuring agreat number of the more famous fra¬ternity songs and Blackfriar hits, areto he played. Plans have been madefor tagging each man with the Greekletters of his fraternity.Plan Ticket Allotment“The Hop tickets will be allotted tothe fraternities, as has been the cus¬tom in former years,” said EdwinForkel, who has charge of all ticketsales. They will be distributed bythe first of next week.Howard Amick, vice president olthe council, states that “This aflfairmarks the beginning of a campaign tostrengthen still further the usefulnessof the Council.”COOLIDGE BOOSTERSORGANIZE CLUB FORCAMPUS CAMPAIGNA movement to organize a “Cool-idge For President” club was launchedon the campus the first day of thequarter, and plans are already beingformulated to hold a mock Republicanconvention at the University similarto the one held here four years agjwhen Governor Goodrich of Indianapresided.Coolidge pledge cards have beencirculated among the students, andin a short time a regular organizationwill he drawn up.Dr. R. Howard Taylor, executivedirector of the first Coolidge club, haspromised his help in securing a speak¬er of national importance to addressthe first meeting of the Coolidgeuoosters, which will probably be heldthe latter part of next week. Applica¬tion will be made shortly to thehoard of student organizations tomake the Coolidge club a regularcampus organization.The Coolidge boosters want it dis¬tinctly understood that they wantmembers from any of the colleges re¬gardless of whether the members arcof voting age. The aim of the clubwill be to further the interest of thestudents in national politics as wellas to boost Coolidge. the man of theirchoice.Unusual AttractionsAt Noche de FiestaEl Circulo Espanol will hold aNoche dc Fiesta Saturday, Feb. 9, in'Ida Noyes hall. The Fiesta is anannual event of El Circulo and it isopen to all students who arc interestedin the Spanish language and customs.Specialty dances will be given dur¬ing the intermissions of the dancingwhich will extend throughout theevening. A fortune teller has beenprocured to read the futures of thecurious ones. Flowers will be usedfor decorations, and refreshments willlie served in booths. Six-Column Paper With Wcrlri News and Many Featuresof Campus Interest Planned inReorganizationGargoyles, Dramats, Associate Dra-mats, Assistant Dramats and sundryother Dramats, official titles underter-mined. together with other membersof the University histrionically in¬clined, called upon the editor of TheCircle at 10 yesterday morning, in¬tent upon nothing more than a pleas¬ant chat.The editor was not in.At 3:30 they returned, en masse.The editor was out.The circulation manager appeared.“We understand—er—er—that’ is,'commenced their leader, “we under¬stand that in the next issue of yourworthy magazine something,—er—•samething—yc$, something degratoryof the University of Chicago DramaticAssociation, its officers and its mem¬bers—er—yes, its members—is to hepublished. We should like to see—that is. we should like to see..”But the circulation manager was in¬tractable. He knew nothing.“This is an outrage, an outrage!”cried the Dramats. “We demand—”At the hour of going to press thelocation of the editor has not beendetermined. 'It is rumored that thehistronic delegation will attempt topay its compliments to him some timetoday.ANNOUNCE SCHEDULEFOR REHEARSALS OFCAST OF PORTFOLIOCall Meeting of All WomenIn Cast OnMondayThe entire cast of Portfolio willmeet Monday at 2:30 in the theatre ofIda Noyes ball. Attendance has beenannounced as compulsory. Womenwho have classes at 2:30 may come at3:30.The following women have beenurgently requested to sec Edith Healbetween 12 and 1 today at Beecherhall to make arrangements for thetryouts of the musical compositions:Betty Williams, Charlotte Borgas.Agnes Dunaway, Grace Holmes, Ful-som Bushcy, I.ucy Woodworth, Wini¬fred Ferry, Martha Leutsker, IreneCollins, Deveraux Jarrett, CarmelHayes, Mildred Horrocks.Give ScheduleA schedule for the weekly rehear¬sals of the cast, which will take place-in the theatre of Ida Noyes ball, hasbeen arranged as follows: Mondays,Tuesdays, and Thursdays at 2:30:Roseannc and Toby, Edith Healand Margaret Nelson; Tabby andTom. Bertha Tepper and KatherineGardner; Man in Dress Suit, MarthaLeutsker; page. Martha Adams; Art¬ist, Nellye Newton; Apple Woman.Esther Epstein; Sing Loo, Betty Lc-May; Professor, Hazel Holdengraber;Graduate Student, Ether Rosenstein;Policeman. Mary Lou Brock.Wednesdays and Fridays, at 3:30:Lovely Girl. Florence Cook; Manwith Umbrella, Carolyn Pratt; Clerk,Adelaide Ames; Pierot, Lucy Lamon;Football Man, Colista Twist; Fresh¬men, Maizic Evans, Jane Linn, Edith(Continued on page 5)ANNOUNCEMENTThird-year students who were ab¬sent front Chapel on Wednesday,January 2nd, and fourth-year stu¬dents who were absent on Thursday,January 3rd, may get seat assign¬ments on application to the ChapelClerk in Cobb 4B. Tower Players Give Shaw’s“Great Catherine” onJan. 10 and 11HOLD DANCES BOTH NIGHTSRobert Jenkins, William Kerr andSeward Covert, who have played impor¬tant parts in recent Blackfriars shows,are being coached by Directors Hamil¬ton Coleman and Will Ghere to take theleading roles in Bernard Shaw’s “GreatCatherine,” the next Tower Players pro¬duction, to be staged Jan. 10 and 11 inthe Reynolds club theater.Jenkins will play Catherine the Greatof Russia, a mannish and treacherousmonarch. The part of Claire, an in¬domitable and equally firm young Eng¬lishwoman, who disputes with Catherinefor the possession of Captain Edstaston,will he filled by Kerr. Covert's role isthat of the captain.Baring Play Curtain Raiser“Great Catherine” is to he precededby a curtain raiser—“Catherine Parr”by Maurice Baring—in which Don MeGinnis will play the lead. The playconcerns itself with the imminent be¬heading of the fifth wife of Henry VIII.McGinnis’s work, though not very wellknown on campus, lias been commendedby critics as being on a par With thebest Little Theater work in Chicago.Minor parts in the two plays will betaken by Archie Trebow, as Varinka, ayoung Russian flapper, who makes lifemiserable for Prince Patiomkin; EdwinBartlett, as Patiomkin; James Parker,as High Chamberlain; A1 Chritten, asPrincess Dashkopf; Ewin Kohler andDon McCloud as ladies-in-waiting;Meyer Levin, as drunken sergeant: JackOppcnheim, as drunken soldier, and Jo*.Pondelik, as soldier of the guard.Dances to Be HeldThe managers of the productions haveannounced that dances will he held afterboth performances. Tickets are on saleat the University Bookstore and the boxoffice in Mandel cloister.OFFER FOUR-YEARCOURSE IN MEATPACKING IN FALLDean Filbey Is AppointedDirector of NewInstituteProf. Emery 1'. Filbey. Dean olUniversity College, has been appointeddirector of the Institute of MeatPacking, a complete educational unitconducted by the University in co¬operation with the Institute of Amer¬ican Meat Packers.James Hayden Tufts, Dean of theFaculties; Leon Carroll Marshall,chairman of the Political EconomyDepartment; William Momer Spencer,dean of the School of Commerce an 1Administration: Harvey Foster Mal¬lory. secretary of the Correspondence-Study Department; Julius Stieglitz,chairman of the Department of Chem¬istry; and Charles Colby, associateprofessor of Geography, have beenchosen td represent the Universitywith Dean Filbey, while Thomas E.Wilson, 'Oscar G. Mayer, WilliamWhitfield Woods, and Willard E.Hotchkiss, all prominent in packingcircles, will represent the Institute ofAmerican Meat Packers.Offer Evening CoursesThe new unit of which Dean Filbeyli.us been appointed director is offeringevening courses to men engaged inthe packing industry in Chicago andis carrying on research work insciences as applied to packing. Shouldthe demand for these courses he large(Continued on page 5) SOPH CLASS ADOPTSDISTINCTIVE CAPSMaroon and White Toques NewSecond Year InsigniaFor MenMaroon and white caps, similar tothose worn by the Freshman class,have been authorized as head-gearfor sophomores by the Undergraduatecouncil and the Sophomore classcouncil, and have been placed on salein tlie University hook store. Thecaps were adopted pursuant to thepolicy of the Sophomore class of en¬gendering class spirit, and it was theintention of the class officers thatevery man in the class purchase andwear a Sophomore cap.Score Club, Skull and Crescent,Sign of the Sickle, and the Sophomoreexecutive council.Dean Wilkins stated that he believed some form of class insigniawould benefit the sophomores as ithas the freshmen.“I heartily endorse the movement,’lie said, “and I believe it will greatlyincrease co-operation and spirit in thepresent second year class. Just now.all of the classes lack some force tend¬ing toward cohesion, and distinctiveinsignia will do much to effect achange in this respect.”HEGGIE AND HANESTO HOLD TRYOUTSFOR DRAMA CLUBTo Give Milne Play for Bene¬fit of SttlementCall for campus talent to displayitself in “the best of Milne” has beenissued by the Dramatic Associationfor the production of the main hill ofthe year, “The Truth About Bloyds,”by A. A. Milne, the author of “Mr.Pirn Passes By.” Tryouts for castparts will lie held today from 4 to 6in Harper M-ll. there being openingsfor five men and four women, accord¬ing to Will Ghere, president.The assistance of Ernest Hanes, aprofessional coach and Little Theatredirector of note, head of the Englishdepartment of the University HighSchool, has been obtained, as well asthat of O. P. Heggie of tile “We Mod¬erns” company. Mr. Heggie playedin the original production of “TheTruth About Bloyds,” the play se¬lected by the association, proceedsfrom which will flow into the coffersof the University Settlement. Mr.Hanes and Mr. Heggie will he incharge of the tryouts today.“The play is one of the newest fromthe pen of Milne.—a light modernpiece with the device of a contrastingmodernism limned in whimsical satireagainst Yictorianism,” said BillGhere. The story runs about a catas¬trophe in a middle-class English fam¬ily resulting from the sudden deathof an old poet.CIRCLE STAFF MEETSThe business staff of the Circlew’ll meet at 12 in the Circle office.The folowing staudents must at¬tend: Ralph Helperin, Edwin De-Costa, Ethan Granquist, Neil Bene-dist, Harold Laden, Milton Kauff¬man, Sidney Bloomenthal, LeRoyHansen, Myron Weil, and DonaldMcGinnis. 'On the first of February, radicalchanges will be under way which willaffect the style, contents, policy andsize of The Daily Maroon. It will hean entirely new type of college paper,following to some extent the old con¬servatism, hut presenting new fea¬tures which w ill make it a more vitaland necessary part of university life.It will attempt to create a closer bondwith the students and to offer them alarger opportunity for presenting theirviews.The old five column paper will giveway as soon as printer is ready toprint a paper of 0 columns, and variouskinds of type for the headlines will beexperimented with until some style isfound which will lie more satisfactorythan that used at present. It is theaim of the Maroon staff to create apaper which will stand out, whichwill he distinctive and interesting andat the same time, dignified.Sums Up World NewsTwice a week a digest of theworld's news will be run with the itutention of broadening the scope of thepaper and of making it a larger andmore important publication. Thesenews digests will he prepared by menwho are capable of choosing news ofsignificance and of writing it up inan interesting manner.There will he a number of changesin the present staff and it will begreatly enlarged to include severalwriters of special articles. There willhe features outlining the history andprogress of campus institutions, andstories of general interest, written inthe manner of magazine articles.DEFINE UNIVERSITYSTAND ON USE OFINTOXICANTS HEREThe administrative officers of the Uni¬versity of Chicago regard the use of in¬toxicating liquor by students as phys¬ically, intellectually, and morally dan¬gerous. and as contrary to the spirit ofthe law of the land. They thereforebelieve that it tends to defeat the pur¬poses of education.The University will not tolerate theuse of intoxicants by its students in theterritory subject to its government, andw ill exert it* influence to discourage suchuse by them elsewhere.ERNEST D. BURTON.At the Settlement Night Vaudevillethere was drinking on or under the stagein which nine men were concerned to agreater or less extent. One of these menhas been dismissed, one suspended fortwo quarters (with the provision that\inder certain conditions the suspensionmay he lifted after one quarter), andone suspended for one quarter. In thecase of two others who are not now stu¬dents in the University, disciplinary en¬tries have been made upon their officialrecord sheets, and stand as part of theirpermanent University records. Tn thecase of the four others, lesser penalties,not involving suspension, have been as¬signed.While the penalties fall necessarilyupon the men directly concerned, theblameworthiness extends to all who havein ativ way participated in or counte¬nanced drinking in the student com¬munity.President Rurton's statement of theattitude of the University toward drink¬ing appears elsewhere in this number ofthe Maroon.ERNEST H. WILKINS.Page Four-T3i.ahr Dai hi iflarimu» 5a IThe Student Newspaper of theUnbtrsky of ChitttgoPublished mornings, except Suturday, Sun- ,<1h.v and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quartern hy The Dallytlaruon t'otii|iany.Entered at* second class mail at the t'hl-eago l’ostofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March13, l'.tOtl, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 1Telephones:Editorial Office Midway 0800Business Office Fairfax 5522Member ofThe Western Conference Cress ivssoclutlouGAMES FOR ALLA comprehensive program of intra¬mural athletics, formulated after abouta year’s study by experts in the depart¬ment of athletics of the University isnow available to undergraduates. Underthe competent direction of Dr. Molanderintramural meets, games and matcheswill he staged throughout the year andwill include every sport that under¬graduates find to their liking. We un¬derstand that winter sports may evencome in for their .share of attention.Such athletic training for studentshas long been in vogue in the east, andhas met with success. The plan hasbeen advocated by Dean Wilkins, whohas seen it work at Amherst. TheDaily Maroon has endeavored to fur¬ther the interests of intramural ath¬letics through editorials and publicityduring the autumn quarter.The new scheme provides for whatamounts to reorganization of the sys¬tem of athletics at the University.While specialized sports for conferencecompetition offered opportunities forphysical development, they enlisted theservices of a comparative few whole abili¬ties which were dev-doi>ed to the extentrequired by Big Ten standards. Butnow there is an opportunity in sportsfor the lay athletes who have functionedin vacant lots with “touchbaH" and in¬door baseball; these men may now playmore and Ix'tter games; now they havethe backing of an organized department.Knowing Dr. Molander personally,having worked with him in p. c. classes,and being somewhat acquainted with thetime and consideration which he hasgiven to the study of the intramuralscheme, we extend our congratulationsto the department on his appointment asdirector of intramural athletics at theUniversity.The Maroon, looking into the futureof intramural athletics on this campus,expresses the home that some day allphysical culture classes, except thoseused for corrective gymnastics, may berun on an intramural basis. We advo¬cate the abolition of routine gymnasticsand the substitution of many varieties ofsports. Perhaps such a change couldnot he effected this year. But with thesuccess of the new change, which, con¬sidering the factors involved, must besuccessful, we believe that an activesport program can be extended over intothe department of physical culture.VARSITY DEBATERSTO MEET MICHIGANAND NORTHWESTERNFinal arrangements have been com¬pleted for the triangular contest be¬tween the varsity debaters of the Uni¬versity of Chicago, Northwesternuniversity and University of Mich¬igan, Jan. 18. The affirmative repre-sentatives of the University of Chi¬cago will meet Northwestern’^orators at Maude! hall. Undergradu¬ates will lie admitted to this debate.The negative team, coached 1 fy HomerHoyt of tlie Political Economy de¬partment, will journey to Ann Arborto debate with Michigan’s best betsfor the affirmatice.The three men on the affirmativeside are Alrik Ciiiestafson, MauriceKaminsky, and Philip Wain. Thenegative team is still in doubt betweenfor men. Carroll Christianson, Rich¬ard Dcmerel, David Shipman, andRalph Helperin.The question which will be debatedthat night is. Resolved: That the Eng¬lish Industrial Disputes Act beadopted by the United States. ArnoldTolies, former member of the varsityteam of the University of Chicago ismanager of the teams. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1924Two Good Shows atPrincess and CentralWith performances tonight and tomor¬row night Robert Mantell concludes bi»program of Shakesperian plays at thePrincess. Supported by the charmingUgncvieve Hamper, his wife, he has, atthe age of sixty-eight, brought a com¬pany and a reix*rtoire of the world’sgreatest plays to Chicago.Jack Nor worth’s latest matrimonialventure, “Honeymoon House,” continuesto draw crowds to the Bryant Central.Mr. Norworth’s acting is excellent andhis cast ably supports him in a comedy ofsongs, situations and quips. The plot ofthe play is based on an experiment in co¬operative living in which two newlywedcouples build a honeymoon house. But thetwo pairs of honeymooners find them¬selves in a number of embarrassing sit¬uations which the ingenious ideas of Mr.Nor worth serve only to aggravate. Theshow is a series of laughs from the timethat the newlyweds find that the fur¬nace of heir home is in the garage untilthey agree to tear down their honey¬moon house.Western ElectricPromotes AlumniWestern Electric Company ofHawthorne has recently promoted tomore responsible positions two Uni¬versity of Chicago alumni. The twomen are I. G. Barber, Ph.D. of theclass of 1920, and I’. Dubois, of theclas of 1918.Mr. Barber now holds the positionof physicist in charge of the physicaland chemical problems arising in thedevelopment of telephone switchboardlamps. Mr. Dubois lias been placedin charge of the scheduling of themanufacturing of new machine switch¬ing telephone equipment.Elsa Allison NewJunior Class HeadThe Undergraduate council at itslast meeting officially appointed ElsaAllison as the new president of theJunior class, to fill the vacancy causedby the fact that Frier McCollister isno longer in residence at the Univer¬sity. Miss Allison will assume hernew duties at once.CHICAGO KTHICAl, SOCIKTYA iiAn-Hoetarian religion* organization tofoster the knowledge, love and practice ofthe Right.Till-; I*LAYIIorSK41« H. Michigan AveSunday, .Ian. Oth. at 11 a. in.MR. HORACE .1. BRIDGESwill speak onMr I.ewisohn's “Don Juan”: The EtenralProblem of Unhappy Marriage.'All Seats free*.Visitors cordially welcome.WANT ADSKOI! HUNT Two front room, 4 largewindows, for 2 or 3 students or couples.2 al $14; 8 at UT.IK. 0020 Harper Are2nd. H. P. 1870.FOH iHENT—An attractive room, homerooked meals If desired. 0037 WoodlawnNett Is; 3rd apt.FOR RENT—Front room; 1 or 2 gents,steam, elect., phone, till” Ingleside; 2nd.Reas.FOR RENT—Nicely furnished room;reus. Mrs. L. B. 'Anderson. 5701 Ken¬wood .FOR RENT—Large room, twin hodsalso single room, reasonable. 13()7 E. 02ndSt i, 3rd.LOST—1Gold wire bracelet on FridayDee. 13. Reward. Return to A. Trump,37Hi I’daekstone.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Av. & 55th St., adjacentto Frolic Theatre. Tel. H. Park 761, ■ i ■ .i i. ., ■ —/WHATKVBB BLUB YOU l>oEAT BREAKFAST AND DINNERatTHE N II A N T VA I'F.W UE OPR t’LPB BREAKFASTS7:30 14) a. in.Delicious. Crisp. Golden Brown, llnney-flulT Waffles, aple Syrup and• Coffee 25c(With 3 strips of Bacon or LittleI'ig Sausage 35cWheat Cakes, Syrup, Itaeon andCoffee 30cOut* Egg, or Bacon, Toast amiCoffee 25CA Great Ig Baked Apple, 1(>e; withcream , ...15cMany Other Combinations atBargain Prices.EVENING DINNER 05c, 75c.7 30 11 iniYSTERS. Chop Huey, Steaks, Chops,Omelettes. Every Day.THE MHANTY SHOP1309 East filth Street\ 11 oil ley Place for Homey People.” Athletic SuppliesFor Men!Track ShirtsRunning PantsMaroon SocksShoesFor Women!MiddiesBloomersShoesSwimming SuitsCapsAt theTHE U. OF C. BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS HALLYou’ll Hunt to 1 »e That Saxophone .During the Winter 'If It Needs Repair—SeeJACK DE VII.LESaxophone and Wood-Winds KepuireilSeymour ReednRoom 424. 5!) K. Vann Huron St.I'lione Wuhuxli 6526 Ol R STORES AND TELI4fifi E. 03rd St.Dorchester SlfifiI llfifi E. 63rd St.Hyde Cork 2648.’>220 HarperHyde Park 2406 NOS.GIRLS—Kennedy’s Marcel WaveMonday, Tuesday and50c Wednesday 50cDr. A. J. PerloveDENTIST959 E. 55th St.Cor Ellis Ave. Midway 9607Frolic Theatre Bldg.THENEIGHBORHOOD SHOPfor the Colleee GirlMr. BriggsSuccessorTo Julius the Barber1003V2 E. 55th St.r nwurvStore For MenSo. E. Cor. 55th and EllisMEN’S FURNISHINGBILLIARDSCIGARETTES ICE CREAMC. J. BIERMANNDRUGSPrescriptions Our SpecialtySODAS CIGARETTESTry Our Malted Milks1142 East 55th Street Preparingfor Business?MEN — anxious to rise to positions of re-sponsibilty in business should investi¬gate the one year intensive trainingcourse offered at Babson Institute.Classes are conducted on the conferenceplan. The instructors are experienced busi¬ness men, successful in their own lines. Youwork on actual cases—not hypothetical prob¬lems. You are shown how to solve the samekind of problems that will confront you inactual business practice.Write for BookletSend for booklet “Training for BusinessLeadership.” Describes the courses in detailand gives complete information about thefacilities of Babson Institute and shows howmen are trained for executive roles. Writetoday. No obligation.Babson Institute [ Sri304 Washington Ave.Babson Park, (Btt,of) Mass. TheCorn ExchangeNational Bankof CHICAGOCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National BankIn the United StatesWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Federal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle andAdams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsKeeps You “Peppy”Because of the unusual number of calor¬ies, or heat units, contained in milk, itsupplies an amazing amount of strengthand energy. Begin today drinking milkat each meal. Be sure it’sWANZER’S MILKPURE RICH WHOLESOMESidney Wanzer & SonsMain Office Calumet 0817Woodlawn branch: Englewood BBranch:Hyde Park 0207 Stewart 0139Hyde Park 0208 Stewart 1039The Daily Maroon Sport PageTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1924MAROONS WIN; 24-21PLAN TO PUSHTRACK THROUGHINDOOR MEETS“Athletics for All” Is Sloganof New ProgramCampaign ing for material for thetract team has hern started by the ath¬letic department through the means ofintramural meets. The work is underthe supervision of A. A. Stagg, Jr., andhe has posted an article telling the menof advantage to be gained by coming outfor the sport.It is pointed out that track men areoften developed late in comparison toother sports and that students who haveno other athletic ability may very wellbe possessed of latent track powers. Inthis connection there are recalled Cap¬tains Krogh of the 1923 squad and Mc-Cosh of the 1919 aggregation, neitherof whom had drawn on the spiked shoebefore their freshman year at the Uni¬versity. Track’s value as a characterbuilder and physical developer aretouched on and it is stressed that theman who trains is liable to go much fur¬ther than a better equipped man whodoes not.The program that has been mapped outtakes into consideration all the groupsthat might contribute ability and hasprovided coaches ample in number andqualified as to record to handle anycrowd that might show up. From 3:15to 5 :00 anyone interested may see Staggit Is announced and regular traininghours will be from 4:00 to 5:00. Mr.Stagg as bead coach will be assistedby Tom Eck, who is known over thecountry for his proteges, and has becomea fixture at tbc University. Nels Nor-grcn, head of the basketball training, willbe on hand for coaching the shot-putters,while Jerry Fisher, captain of the 1917track team, will assist in the condition¬ing.As the schedule now stands there willbe an inter fraternity meet with all theregular events January 10. This will befollowed two weeks later by an inter¬class meet, which will be along the samelines as the one held last quarter. Feb¬ruary 7 there will l>e a meet for the menon the freshman squad and February 23the series will lx* concluded with cupraces at various distances. Interspersedthroughout the season there will behandicap contests in the shot-put, highjump and pole vault.A new system will be in effect amongthe first-year men since they will havea regular squad, a need they have felta long time, according to Stagg. Therewill be awards of numerals and greenshirts to indicate membership amongthe first-string men. Five Yearlings RescueNumerals inTrackFive freshmen have been award¬ed numerals in track and will bemembers of the Freshmen TrackTeam in later meets with the Var¬sity, according to an announcementfrom the Athletic department.These meets are being arranged incounjunction with the new Intra-Mural sports program.Three of the awards were madeto men who took first places inthe Autumn Interclass meet in ac¬cordance with the rules issued be¬fore the contest. These men areJames McKinney, who won the 50yard dash and 50 yard low hurdlesfor his class; H. Kalcheim, wholed the field in the 440, and JamesCusack, who won the half mile.Two other men have beenawarded their numerals for com¬plying with the regularly pre¬scribed regulations for Freshmennumerals. These men are CharlesDuval and A. Goodman, both otwhom met the requirement in theshot put.Miller Sounds First Call forGolf CandidatesCaptain Miller of the golf teamhas sent out his first call for can¬didates both for the varsity squadand for the freshmen. He plans tokeep the men in condition through¬out the winter by practice at a netin the stadium so that the earlyspring schedule will not find kinksin his charges.It is probable that he will haveWoolfolk, Cullom, Hiscrt and Kerravailable as his best bets for thevarsity and that these men willgive a good deal of attention torounding into shape. It is un¬known what the qualities of thefreshmen arc but on past recordArt Patterson, who learned hisgame at Hyde Park, is the classof the candidates.“I would like anyone who hasshown some ability in competitionto come out. The Maroons are go¬ing to have a hard time filling thegaps left by graduation lastspring,” the pilot said yesterday.CIRCULATION NOTICEMembers of The Daily Maroon dir-culation staff will meet today at 12 inthis office.SCORE CLUB MEETSScore club will hold an importantmeeting at noon in the Reynolds club.Three Contests to Open BigTen Cage Season TomorrowWith the Yale game a matter of thepast, basket ball fans will turn their at¬tention to Saturday’s games which willmark the opening of the Big cn season.The Badgers, co-champions with Iowalast season, under the tutelage of “Doc”Meanwell will journey to Bloomingtonfor their opening game with Indiana.Meanwell has consistently put out win¬ning combinations at the Madisonschool and all present indications pointto the Badgers finishing well up in theranks again this season. His teams arealways well schooled in the short passgame and are as strong on the defenseas they are on the offense.Wisconsin as well as the Maroonsmay find stiff competition when theyclash with the Indiana schools. Purdue,the Varsity’s opponent, like Indiana, hasa good basket ball record. Both of theseschools draw their material from the home state which is acknowledged to bethe center of the best scholastic basket¬ball in the United States and will givethese teams' strong combinations eventhough they lack veterans.Craig Ruby will take his charges toMinneapolis where they will oven up withthe Gophers. Ruby is an exponent ofDr. Meanwell nod learned all of hisbasket ball under the Badger coach whenhe was his star performer at Missouri.The Ulini were slow at adopting Ruby’sshort pass game last season, but shouldhave it completely conquered this year.The Ulini quintet is made of largemen and is especially adopted for thisstyle of game except they lack the speedand confidence. Their size will be animportant factor in theiri clash withMinnesota, as the Gophers play a bang-up style of basket ball. Present indica¬tions point for an Illinois victory. Greeks to Clash inTrack TourneyThursdayWinter quarter intramural sports willbe ushered in Thursday with the WinterInterfraternity Track meet in which thevarious Greek societies will compete witlieach other for the indoor supremacy ofthe University.A number of the place winners in theInterclass meet of last quarter are ex¬pected to compete for their fraternities,as only “C” men are barred from partic¬ipating. Each fraternity will choose icaptain and manager and entries for themeet will be made either to AlonzoStagg, Jr., or to Tom Eck.Competition will be held in the 50-yard dash, the 440, the 880, the mile thetwo-mile and the high and low hurdles.The field events will be the pole vault,high jump, the shot-put and a specialattraction the eight-lap relay race forteams. This will take the place of a reg¬ular mile relay with each man’s distanceshortened by one lap.Points will be given for the first fiveplaces, 5 for first, 4 for second, 3 forthird, 2 for fourth and 1 for fifth. Thisnew method of scoring allowing moreplaces to count will be followed also inthe Interclass meets this quarter.On the strength of their showing inthe Interclass meet the Phi Psi shouldhave one of the strongest teams. In thatmeet Hobscheid won the shot-put andCusack the half-mile, while Duval tookthree seconds. A similar performancein this meet would give them 22 points tobegin with.The Alpha Delts are depending on Mc¬Kinney, freshman numeral man whowon the 50-vard dash and the 50-yardlow hurdles in the Autumn meet.MANY VETS ATTENDFIRST MEETING FORVARSITY BALL TEAMBatting Practice to OccupyMen for FirstWeeksMaroon baseball aspirants madepreliminary plans for getting underway with winter practice yesterdaywhen Coach Nels Norgren inter-vieweda large number of veteran play¬ers and new candidates who appearedthroughout the day at his office inresponse to his call for candidates.Among the well known diamondathletes who turned out were JohnMcGuire, Louis Schimberg, HarryHughes, Edwin Forkel and Robertand John Howell. Starting soonthese men, together with the largenumber of other candidates will holddaily workouts in the gymnasium.Batting Practice on CardBatting practice will probably takeup most of the squad’s time since theMaroons have been woefully weaj^with the stick for several years. Theindoor workouts will also give the op¬portunity to look over prospectivepitchers. The team could certainlyfind use for three or four good hurlersif any are in sight.Nels Norgren has a veteran teamhack for this season which shouldshow considerable improvement overthe showing of the teams of the pastthree or four years. Headed by EddieForkel, captain and first baseman.Chicago will also have Bob Howell, adependable second baseman, and JohnMcGuire, rightficlder for the last twoyears, to form a nucleus for the team.Besides these men Art Cody, BillWeiss. Eddie Cosgrove, Jack Willis,John Howell. Joe Pavlik, and Shim-mie Schimberg all from last year'ssquad, will he back. DOWN YALE CAGERSIN HARD FOUGHTCONTESTNorgren’s revamped quintet proved a little too fast and smartfor the invading Yale five last night and came off the floor on thelong end of a 24-2 I score.The game itself was the fastest and hardest fought that hasbeen played in Bartlett Gym for several years. The Bulldogs playedbang-up basketball and are the roughest outfit seen on the courtsince Minnesota. They forced the game all the way through, fight¬ing until the gun called a close to the contest.Bulldogs Use Long PassesThe easterners employed a rather long pass game which was un¬able to penetrate the Maroon’s five man defense. Their type ofgame which calls for endurance and speed *vas noticeably hamperedby a lack of stamina caused by the stiffness of their western invasionschedule.The majority of Yale’s points came as a result of long shots,three of which were made by Susman during the latter part of thegame when “Norgie ’ put Abbot, Barta and Bob Howell in the fray.As a result of this last minute flury, Barnes, Alyea and Duggan weresent back in the game and they successfully repelled the Elis’ at¬tack. At the time of the rally the score was 24-10.Barnes, Smidl, Alyea, Duggan and Weiss made up the Maroonline up during the first two quarters and led the visitors at the halftime 1 1-8. Smidl’s performance at center was a surprise to the bas¬ketball fans and should he play up to this caliber during the remain¬der of the season, the Varsity can be relied upon to finish well up infinal standings.Dickson Plays Second HalfCaptain Dickson led the Maroons during the second half andearly during this period the Varsity piled up a safe lead. Dicksontopped the scoring during this period with three ringers, one of thembeing a clean one from the center of the floor.Harrison Barns, unanimous all Conference choice last season,was shifted to left guard where he is of more use in floor work.Duggan was shifted to Barnes’ forward where he played a fast gameand contributed two field baskets.Barnes played up to his last year’s standard and his fast drib¬bling and floor work was the outstanding feature of the game. Healso got two buckets and broke up the Yale offense time and again.Weiss held down the other guard and also come through withtwo baskets and his defensive work was even better than last year.“Baba” Alyea, the Sophomore sensation, lived up to expectations,his floor work being exceptionally good.The Maroons appeared as the better coached and smarter quin¬tet and took advantage of all of the breaks, getting the tip off mostof the time and working the ball from out of bounds faster than theiropponets. Norgren’s men were also faster at getting back down thefloor to form their defense; it was Yale’s laxity in this part of thegame that gave the Maroons many scoring opportunities.The change in foul shooting was a very noticeable thing in lastnight’s game *nd it is very evident that it will make it harder forsuch men as barnes and Funk of Iowa to top the scoring list. Inthis department of the game the Maroons seemed to have the ad¬vantage and their par courage in foul shooting was much larger thanthe invader’s.Varsity Swimmers to Meet “AllStar’’ Team Tonight in BartlettCompetition for swimming team posi¬tions takes place today at 4:00 in thetank at Bartlett gymnasium. The meetwill l>e held behind closed doors andtake the form of a tourney between var¬sity material and an all-star aggrega¬tion comprising a combination of in-eligihles and freshmen.This meet comes a week before theseason’s first outside try. On Jan. 11the Maroons encounter the MilwaukeeAthletic Association on their rivals’ ter¬ritory. Prospects for this season arcextremely bright, according to CoachWhite, an Chicago should he able toboast a tank squad of genuine worth.With the advent of the Winter quarterand the opening of the indoor tank sea¬son, Maroon paddlcrs are settling downto stiff work, and new men arc con¬stantly appearing for their chances tocompete. The meet today may possiblyuncover previously overlooked prowess,which is the exact purpose of such anevent. The opponents of the Varsitycandidates have been arbitrarily desig¬nated as the “All-Stars,” since they in¬clude men variously classified. ^Entriesfollow: Varsity All-StarsRelay—Vander venter. Refield.Gilchrist. Schisler.Protheroe. Noyes.McCarty. C. MerriamFancy Diving—Byler. Sterling.Dorff. Griffin.La Sage.AO-yard Dash—Vanderventcr. Rerfield.McCarty. Noyes.200-yard Breast Stroke—Lyons. Diamond.Harkins. Shorr.220-yard Dash—Protheroe. Laylor.Nightengale. Blumcnthal.Plunge-—Granquist. Goron.Atwood. Snyder.O’Connor.Rackstrokc—Shipman. Carlson.Kaatz. Jelinek.Yegge.100-yrrrrf DashVandeventer. Noyes.McCarty. Redfield.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1924NEW ‘SUPER” JOBSOPEN TO STUDENTSIN MARLOWE PLAYSShakespearian supernumeraries willhe recruited from University studentsowing to their successful use by theChicago Civic Opera Company thisseason, acording to announcement olC. 1). McBride, who is in charge ofobtaining “supers" for Southern andMarlowe productions during theirChicago engagement.A very liiinted number of super#numerary positions are open, only fif¬teen being needed for "Romeo andJuliet" next Monday, the openingnight. "To students interested in dra¬matic production this offer should beof greatest interest, allowing them towatch from backstage the productionof a legitimate play. Members ofcampus dramatic organizations will begiven preference if they desire,” saidMr. McBride.Remuneration or a ticket for an¬other performance will be presented for each evening's appearance. Thisplan is contrary to the system em-'ployed with “supers" used in operas, jAll students desiring to appear shouldleave their names, and obtain further,information at the Employment Bureau.MAROON SUBSCRIBERSMUST EXCHANGE REDCARDS FOR BLUE will entitle the holders to The DailyMaroon for the entire Winter quarter.Those with paid-up subscriptionsmay get the blue cards by merely ex¬changing the red ones, and those whoowe on their subscriptions mayget them by turning in the old cardsand paying the balance due.Starting next Tuesday, copies ofThe Daily Maroon will be given onlyto those who hold blue cards, which 1149 E. 55th St. Midway 6286CHESLER’SDELICATESSENSANDWICHES our SPECIALTYDeVIDE FROCK SHOPPEN-'cir University Ave.Specialising in Ladies’ and Misses’READY-TO-WEAR DRESSES1121 E. 55th St.WATCH FOR OUR NEXTSHOWINGELIOT NESSVon Ivor StoneRepresentativesCLOTHES FOR THE COLLEGE MANThe ULSTERTo,O enjoy to the full the? sting¬ing out-of-doors days this winter,the warmth-without-weight ofthe new ulster is essential.LUXENBERG tailoring andunexampled low prices providethese luxury coats at less thanthe cost of an ordinary coat.£32-50 *° *47-50Manufactured and sold exclusively byNat LUXENBERG&Bros.Nem> address841 Broadway N.W.Cor. 13th St.Stuyvesant 9898 New York City EVERY DAY A SUNDAE"The Cream «Of AllICECREAM Cream!"AT THE U. 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M.; three serviceeach day of week.Church always open for private dcvotion.KENWOOD CHURCH(Interdenominational)•kith St. and Greenwood Ave.Dr. Albert Joseph McCartney,MinisterMorning service, 10:45.Vesper service at 4:30.A brief sermon and especially finemusic by prominent soloist in con¬nection with trained chorus. Every¬body welcome.FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Ave. and 67th St.11:00 A. M.—Rev. Ralph E. Baileyof Omaha, Neb., will preach.University students are cordiallyinvited to attend.HYDE PARK METHODISTCHURCH54th and Blackstone Ave.Charles Gage, Minister11 :00 A. M.—Sermon.7 :45 P. M.—Sermon.6:00 P. M.—Supperette.6:30 P. M.—Epworth LeagueWOODLAWN BAPTISTCHURCHUniversity at E. 62nd St.Melbourne P. Boynton, Minister10:30 A. M.—"Where Is Jesus."7 :45 P. M.—“When Jesuli Stoppedfor a Child."Thursday, 8 P. M.—B. Y. P. U. ST. PAUL'S CHURCH,EPISCOPALDorchester Ave. and 50th St.Rev. George H. Thomas, RectorSunday Services8:00 A. M.—Holy Communion.9:30 A. M.—Church school service.11:00 A. M.—Morning prayer andsermon, Holy Communion first Sun¬day of month.5:00 P. M.—Evening prayer andsermon.5:00 P. M.—Young people’s so¬ciety. Supper and social hour afterservice. University students cordial¬ly invited.HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH5600 Woodlawn Ave.C. W. Gilkey & N. L. Tibbetts,MinistersII :(H) A. M.—Sermon by Mr. Gilkey.7 :00 P. M.—Young People’s ChurchClub.8:00 P. Mr—Sermon by Mr. Gilkey.FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH50th between Drexel and Ellis.Dr. Perry J. Stackhouse, Minister1 :<M) V M. “The Church at Thya-tira: A Communion Meditation.”8:00 I’. M.—Quaint Texts: "I HaveRaged the Fool.”ST. PAUL’S UNIVERSALISTCHURCHMidway and Dorchester Ave.L. Ward Brigham, Ministerf 11:00 A. M.—"Guides to Judgment."8:00 P. M.—lecture on Universalismby Rev. Luther Riley Robinson.ISAIAH TEMPLEHyde Park Boul. and Greenwood Av.Joseph Stolz, RabbiFriday, 8:00 P. M.Saturday, 10:30 /». M. and 8.00P. M. TENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST5640 Blackstone Ave.ServicesSunday morning at 10:45 o’clock.Sunday evening at 7 :45 o’clock.Sunday school for those under 20years, Sunday at 12 noon.Wednesday evening meetings whichinclude testimonies of Christian Sci¬ence healing, at 8.Tenth Church reading room, 55thand Blackstone.A cordial invitation to attend ourservices and visit our reading room isextended to all.HYDE PARK CONGREGA¬TIONAL CHURCH5Gth St. and Dorchester Ave.Theodore G. Soares, Minister1 :00 A. M.—"The New Outlook,’’Dr. Soares.5:00 P. M.—Scrooby Club. Fotall older young people. Reportof Student Volunteer Convention.7:30 P. M.—"Carolyn of the Cor¬ners.”ALL SOULS’ CHURCHJackson Park Community ChurchBlackstone and 66th PlaceFred Merrifield, MinisterJan. 6, 11 A. M.—“‘The VirginBirth’—As a Christian Test.”Jan. 13, 11 A. M.—"The Bible—ALiterature of Literal Protest."Jan. 20, 11 A. M.—“Making the BibleSafe for Orthodoxy.”iii(niiiiHitiiiiiMiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiniiiiiiiiitiiaiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!i ■i:iMiniitiiiiiiiiii<iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'iiMijJanuary SaleCARPETINGfor Fraternity Houses,Homes and OfficesDuring this January Sale you may selectStandard Width Carpetings, in the mostwanted plain color tones. Our 27-inch andBroadloom Carpetings are shown in WiltonVelvet, Wilton Effect and in Imported andDomestic Chenilles qualities, which are sureto give you excellent service. Now is thetime to buy your Carpeting if you wish tomake savings up to $2.50 per square yard. i iEstablished 1875(W.Richardsori&fo. IFurniture, Rugs, Carpets, Linoleums125 So. 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This will necessitate additionaltryouts, and the women have been re¬quested to watch The Daily Maroonfor announcements.OFFER FOUR YEAR COURSEIN MEAT PACKING IN FALL(Continued from page 1)in centers of the industry other thanChicago, arrangements will be madeto give oral instruction elsewhere. TheCorrespondence Study Departmentwill offer by mail the same subjectsas those offered by University College.The department thus created willbe called the Institute of Meat Pack¬ing and beginning in October of thisyear, it will offer day courses for full¬ time study for four year students onthe campus.Covers Wide Range‘‘Economics of Meat Packing,” “Ac¬counting,” “Marketing of Meat Prod¬ucts,” “Packing House Finance,”“The Service of Science.in the MeatPacking Industry,” “Superintendencyof a Packing Plant,” and “Meat Pack¬ing Operation” will be the coursesoffered through the college beginningnext month.Many packing plants are offeringtheir co-operation by endeavoring tohelp their employes pay the tuition feein the College. PROF. L. E. DlCKSOr.AWARDED PRIZE FORWORK ON N! MBERSProf. Leonard Eugen Dickson ofthe mathematics depa' ment of theUniversity was award d a prize of$1,000 for the most nportant pieceof work proffered at be fifty-seventhmeeting of the Amt .can Associationfor the Advancemen of Science, heldrecently at Cincinn tti. Prof. Dick¬son’s contribution w s on “The Arith¬metics of Higher umber Systems.’MARCELWAVE!Marcel Wave 50cShampoo 50cPhone Fairfax 3628 KAYNE E • AUTYPARL )R1356 E. 6 st St.(Just across M Iway fromSchool of Ed)Mon., Tues at I Wed.REWARDfor the return of brown and white St. Bernard 3upAnswers to name ofDAMN YOUReturn to theSIGMA ALPHA EPSILON FRATERNITYNo questions asked. 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Will not make hair kinky or fuzzy.Phone Midway 3081 1120 E. 55th StreetHenry C.Lytton S SonsSTATE at JACKSON on the Northeast Comer* * *The Most ImportantCLEARANCE SALEIn The Hub’s History\ GOOD Old-Fashioned Clearance Sale—a Sale that stands alone—in its sincerityof purpose—its immensity—its tremendous values. Not in any sense of theword an ordinary clearance, limited to odds and ends, broken lines and incompleteassortments — but an event wherein vast stocks of fine merchandise are radicallyreduced — in many instances without regard to cost or former selling prices. It isthe greatest Clearance Sale in our history. Avail yourself of the unusual savings.Drastic Price-Cuts onSuits and OvercoatsIncluding Society Brand and Other Famous Makes3,250 Suit3 and Overcoatsthat Were Sold by Us Up to$45 Now Marked Down to4,000 Suits and Overcoatsthat Were Sold by Us Up to$60 Now Marked Down to $ 3141 .50 3,500 Suits and Overcoatsthat Were Sold by Us Up to$75 Now Marked Down to.50 2,750 Suits and Overcoatsthat Were Sold by Us Up to$95 Now Marked Down to .50ei:ORIGINALIPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4. 1924r%WUI5TLfc}k& >'■oorIN FOND MEMORYThere is a lad whom I know.And he is wondrous wise,For all his sins he’s cast away,—Ay, all his Christmas ties!FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE—1 short eversharp with eraser.1 long eversharp with eraser.1 long eversharp without eraser.7 vacant boxes, suitable for holdingcandy.3 belt buckles, silver and gold.1 copy of “If Winter Comes.”No Reasonable Offer Refused.BY THE WAY. what color wereflunk notices this year?A SMALL ESTIMATEOne of the most interesting reportsof the December convocation comesto us today from a young lady pres¬ent. It concerns Dr. Small, head otthe Sociology department, who quietlydeclared in his speech that 72 chil¬dren are born to every college gradu¬ate.The Gargoyle experiment havingproved successful, the Tower Playersnow announce that they will hold adance after each performance of“Great Catherine” next week-end.This marks the introduction of a newand undoubtedly important factor inthe dull affairs of the theatre. Thecritic, who hitherto made it a habit toappear only after the second or thirdact had begun, may now prolong hi3after-dinner siesta and arrive in timefor the main event of the evening.And the campus critic will at last havesomething comprehensible to writeabout.LIFE, our chief periodical com¬petitor, was brazen enough to an¬nounce at the beginning of the weekthat Jan. 1 was New Year’s Day—allday, as Shakespeare would say.THAT REXA MATTERThe decision of the heated Philis-tine-Rexa debate goes to Rexa, thelady poet. The Philistine left him-!self open to attack by forgettingSchopenhauser’s famous pronounce-1ment: “All women are by nature Phil- iistincs.”THAT GREATEST OF ALLCAPTIONS—“When Greek MeetsGreek”—has been overlooked, fortun¬ately or unfortunately, by the public¬ity manager of the latest Interfrater¬nity Track Meet.WHISTLE SPORT PAGEBartlett Gymnasium, Last Night, j1924. (Oopeyright, 1924).—Following ;the Yale game this evening a despic¬able punster arose and shouted. “Yale!;all yale- to the sons of old Eli!” He !was immediately rushed to the Wash¬ington Park hospital.THE EDITOR’S EXODUSThe editor attended a mock wed¬ding last week. A telephone directoryplayed the role of Bible.“What would you call that,” hewas asked, “the book of Johns?”“No, no,” the editor replied, verymuch shocked, “No, no!—the bookof Numbers!”PROF. 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