Wbe ©atto fflaroonVol. 21. No. 118. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, MAY 25. 1923. Price 5 CentalSTAGE INTERSCHQUSTIC RALLY AT NOONMAROON HEN SURVIVE FIRST "SiEX™) FINAL PEP SESSION 10 USHERROUNDS OF TENNIS TOURNEY be in vaudeville IN NINETEENTH ANNUAL MEETStars From All of Big Ten Schools Compete forChampionship; Stagg, Wilson andFrankenstein Still In RunningFEATURE MATCHES AT TENO’CLOCK THIS MORNING ADMIT SPECTATORSTO INTERCLASS HOPFrankenstein (Chicago) vs. Merkle(Michigan).Wilson (Chicago) vs. Rorich (Mich¬igan).Captain Stagg (Chicago) vs. Kline(Michigan). | Charge Twenty-five Cents for RoomOn Balcony Willie and Eugene HowardSecured for SeniorEntertainmentEIGHT NUMBERS ON PROGRAMThe Big Ten and Western Confer¬ence tennis tournament opened yes¬terday afternoon with a record list ofentries. Many schools outside of theBig Ten were represented. The fanswho came out to see yesterday’s ex¬hibitions were not disappointed whenthey saw such stars as Merkle ofMichigan, Goodwillie of Illinois andCaptain Stagg, Frankenstein and Wil¬son of the Varsity, all show cham¬pionship calibre of playing.The big surprise of yesterday’s playwas the survival of all the Maroon en¬tries in the first round. In the sec¬ond round, however, Evans, who hadbeen playing exceptionally well, fellbefore Goodwillie the Illinois ace instraight sets: 6—1, 6—3. The otherVarsity entries, Wilson winning fromCarran of Ohio 6—2, 2—6, 6—1,2 and Frankenstein winning fromStagg from Parker of Ohio, 6—3, 6—Davis of Illinois, 6—1, 6—0, all ad¬vanced to the third round.Feature Match This MorningThe feature match of the tourna¬ment will take place this morning atten o’clock when Frankenstein playsMerkel the Michigan star, who wonhis way into the third round by de¬feating Thomas of Ohio, 7—B, 6—2.Other favorites who survived yester¬day’s round are Swenson of Iowa whodefeated Moulding of Wisconsin andwho will play Shapero of Ohio thismorning at ten o’clock for the rightto meet Goodwillie.As was expected the favorites inthe doubles all came through the firstround without much difficulty; Mer¬kel and Rorich of Michigan winningfrom Belsom and Davis of Illinois, 6—0, 6—2; Goodwillie and Dubach of Il¬linois defeating Thompsan and Cor¬bett of Northwestern, 6—2, 6—2, andFrankenstein and Wilson of the Vars¬ity winning from Sedensticker andRhodman of Indiana, 6—2, 6—1. Stubs from the Interclass Hop tick¬ets must be signed and turned in atthe box provided in front of TheDaily Maroon office by next Tuesday.It is very important that all stubs bein at this time as no ticket will behonored at the door which Is not reg¬istered.This ruling is necessitated by . thelimited number of tickets on sale andthe consequent possibility of scalping.The signed stubs which are turned inwill be filed, and when the tickets arepresented at the door the bearer’ssignature must coincide with the oneon the stub. Such a system of check¬ing is calculated to prevent the orig¬inal purchasers of tickets disposing ofj them to other students.In order to accommodate people notj wishing to dance but desiring to wit-! ness the Spring formal, the leadershave decided to admit spectators toI the balcony of Bartlett for 25 cents.I Also announcement was made yester-day that a few tickets for the dancecould be obtained at the Alpha DeltaJ Phi house or from the Hop leaders. All persons taking part in the Sen¬ior Vaudeville have been asked to ap¬pear Saturday morning at 9 for thegeneral rehearsal with the Blackfriarsorchestra, and on Mondwy at 3:30 forthe final dress rehearsal. Preliminary Events Start Today at 1:45; LargeField of Prep Stars Visiting UniversityTake Part In ClassicTICKETS FOR W. A. A.SPRING BANQUET TOGO ON SALE MONDAYDinner to Be Held in Cloisterof Ida Noyes HallJune 7 Final plans for the Senior Vaude¬ville to be given Tuesday at 3:30 inMandel hall have been completed, ac¬cording to Ruth Galinsky, manager ofthe affair. The program will con¬sist of eight acts, and a professionalact by Willie and Eugene Howard ofthe “Passing Show.”The Freshman act will be the firstnumber on the program and will con¬sist of an original song and jazz bandnumber of a juvenile character. Don¬ald McGinnis of Blackfriar fame, andMartha Adams who played the lead inthe South Shore Follies last fall willbe the stars of this act. The Juniorskit, “It Pays to Advertise,” will fol¬low with Peggy Nelson, Louis Stirl¬ing, and Norris Flannigan in the lead¬ing roles.To Give “Saussage Machine”Priscilla Ferry and Robert Howe,representing the sophomores, wilipresent a dance number. “The Saus¬sage Machine” by Robert Poliak andRussell Pierce, a fantasy on fratern¬ity life, will be the fourth act. Thiswill be followed by a “Revue” of thehigh spots of 1923. Blair Laughlinwill sing the parodies in this act.Judith Strohm’s Dramatic club farceand the Delt Jazz Band will consti¬tute the sixth and seventh acts. The(Continued on page 4)VARSITY GOLF TEAMLOSES FIRST MEETTO DOVVNSTATE MENBIG TEN TRACKMENBATTLE TOMORROWFOR CHAMPIONSHIPWith the coming of the Conferencetrack meet at Ann Arbor Saturday,June 2, all of the Big Ten coaches aregetting their men in the best of con¬dition for this climaxing event of theseason. During the 1923 season plentyof old records_ have fallen and it isexpected that more will he shatteredin this last general tournament ofthe year.Coach Stagg is sending one of thebest teams the University has hadfor several years. This team, beingbuilt around a strong squad of lastyear’s veterans, has done well in theyear’s Conference race, and although(Continued on nage 4)SENIORS MEET AT NOON TODAYThe Senior daw will meet today atnoon in Harper Mil. Adolph G. Pier-rot, secretary of the Alumni council,will address the class on the subjectof alumni cooperation. Ticket sales for the W. A. A. Springbanquet, which is to be held Thursday, *June 7, at 6 in the cloister of IdaNoyes hall, will begin Monday underthe direction of Ruth Stagg, ticketchairman. Tickets may be obtainedin the foyer of Ida Noyes hall or fromthe following saleswomen on campus:Helen Wells, Elizabeth Barrett, Ellen1 Le Count, Gladys Walker, Carolyn| Pratt, Louise Allen, Elizabeth Hull, |j Ruth Veasey, Helen Huber, Adelaide1 Ames, Virginia Movius, Esther Lee,Dorothy Clark, Weir Mallory, andj Margaret Slingluff.Plans are being completed to make! it one of the most successful of theannual W. A. A. banquets, according, to Dorothy Clark, general chairman.Marylouise Brock will >e toastmist-ress. The highest award, the final“C,” will be given to those Senior wo¬men regarded by Miss Dudley and Mr.Stagg as worthy of it. This awardwas initiated last year, when threeSenior women, Alice Hull, Lucy Neilland Katherine Howe, received it.Award Honor PinsThe honor pins in hockey, baseball,swimming, and basketball, will alsobe awarded by W. A. A. and the de¬partment of Physical Education towomen of merit in these* sports. Theresults of the W. A. A. song contestwill be announced also at this time.Ellen Le Count is in charge of thepublicity for the banquet; and WeirMallory of the invitations and pro¬grams. Jean Hess will have chargeof the menu committee. Women maywin W. A. A. points by serving onthese committees. With the arrival of several contest-i ants late last night practically com¬pleting the list of entries, more than700 prep athletes are scattered aboutthe campus awaiting the gun that willofficially open the Nineteenth Inter¬scholastic Track and Field tourna¬ment at 2:30 this afternoon on Staggfield.j The opening events will be the polevault and the 100-yard dash for highschools. There are exactly 100 menentered in the century sprint andthirty-five in the pole vault. All thosedoing ten feet or better in this eventwill be entered in the finals on Satur¬day.Half Mile Entry List LargeThe half mile continues to hold thehigh mark for entries, there being114 running in this event. Three raceswill be held for high schools and onefor academies in the 880-yard run;this is one more than the numberscheduled on the program. Otherpopular track events are the 220-yarddash and the 440 run. There are 105entered in the former and 96 in the440 sprint.Joie Ray, I. A. C. distance star, willattempt to lower the world record inthe mile run on Saturday in a fea¬ture race. He will be paced by RayBuker, his team mate, and Egil Krogh,captain of the Varsity track team.South Dakota Enters StarsAmong yesterday’s arrivals thatare expected to place in the finals isthe aggregation from South Dakota.This state has entered eight men,each one of whom broke a state rec¬ord in a meet on May 18.Yesterday found several men work¬ing out on Stagg field priming them¬selves for this afternoon and tomor¬row. The field is in fine condition andgives every indication o t a fast track.Results of the track and fieldevents will be broadcasted by K. Y.W. tomorrow and Saturday.Maroons Plaited In Champion¬ship Climb by UnexpectedDefeat Enthusiasm for the Interscholasticwill be raised to the highest pitch atan all-University mass-meeting to¬day at noon in Mandel hall, at whichthe “Old Man” will be the chief andonly speaker. All students on cam¬pus are urged to attend this “pep”meeting which will last only fifteenminutes, terminating promptly at12:15.The program for today for the vis¬itors will begin at 7 this eveningwhen an automobile tour of the citywill start from Mitchell tower; carswill return promptly at 9 in order toinsure the contestants a good night’srest before tomorrow’s finals.Take Movies Tomorrow, Saturday morning at 9:45 movingpictures and a panorama group pic¬ture of all contestants, their manag¬ers, and coaches will be taken on thewest steps of Bartlett gymnasium. Incase of rain the pictures will be takenon the basketball floor of the gym¬nasium.Fraternity houses began decoratingyesterday when Phi Kappa SigmaI '-aped the front of its abode withmaroon and white streamers and alarge sign across the front bearingthe word “Chicago.” Other housesproceeded well into the night withtheir decorations which are expectedto outshine those of last year.Open Campus to VisitorsReynolds club and all Universitybuildings have been opened to thevisitors. Guide™, will be available forthose wishing to make a systematicinspection of the campus, and menwearing the maroon badge of the In¬terscholastic Commission will he gladto direct the visitors about campus.Tomorrow night the banquet forthe visitors will be held at 6:15 inHutchinson commons. Prizes will be•’warded at 7:15 in Mandel and at 8:15Blackfriars stage “Filming of Friars.”LOCAL RIFLE TEAMTO CONTEST ARMYMEN IN WIRE MEET FINISH PRELIMINARYINTER GREEK BALLCONTESTS MONDAYThe Varsity golf team dropped itsfirst dual match in two years to theIllinois squad Wednesday by a 15-4score. Most of the Maroon playerswere off color which accounts for the joverwhelming defeat.Rolfe and Humphries of the down-staters turned in the best rounds ofthe day with 82’s. Capt. Hartman ilead the^Varsity with a pair of 84’s jfor the 36 holes. A high wind wasall that kept the above men fromplaying in the 70’s.Still Chance for HonorsThis loss does not mean that theMaroons have lost the Big Ten titleas the championship is decided in theConference tourney to be held afterthe closing of college. Dual meetswith Wisconsin, Michigan, and OhioState should put the team in the bestpossible shape for this event.The summaries are:Chicago IllinoisHartman, (C.) 2 Rolfe 4Miller 2 Novotny, (C.) 2Schendorf 0 Humphries 4Homan 0 Hatch 515 Choose 1 en Men to Take. Place InMatchAll men wishing to usher at thespecial performance of Blackfriarshave been requested to leave theirnames with Clifton Utley at the of¬fice of The Daily Maroon today. Individual scores will be telegraphedto and from the station at Fort Sher¬idan for the match between the Uni¬versity Rifle club and West Point Mil¬itary Academy, Saturday at the Fort.'Ten picked men from each of theseinstitutions will take part in the con¬test for superior target shooting, eachscore to be relayed to the opposing |team by wire. Those shooting forChicago are: John Rhine, RusselMooney, Jack Davis, Theophill Grau-er, Donald MacCallum, Robert Beus-ley, Dr. W. J. G. Laud, and SidneyJohnston.Events in the match will includeshooting from four different distances,which range from 200 to 600 feet, instanding, kneeling and prone posi¬tions. Contestants are required to beready with both rapid, one-minutefire, and slow fire; and shots are lim¬ited to ten.Arrange Practice for WomenIn connection with the men’s rifleclub, a reservation of each Wednesdaynight has been arranged, at whichtime any women who are interestedin rifle drill may enroll as membersof the women’s club. Ten targets arein use each week, women often stand-(Continued on page 3) All Interfraternity Indoor gamesscheduled in the preliminary roundsnust be played off by Monday, May28, as the semi-final games will startJune 1. Louis Sterling, manager ofthe tournament, has arranged for thesame kind of a semi-final matching aswas done with the InterfraternityBasketball; the first team in eachleague will play the second team inthe other league.“The fact that three teams are tiedfor first place in each league makesthis year’s race the most interestingof them all,” said Sterling. Besidesthis the race may be prolonged in thepreliminaries if the tie is not brokenin the few final games. To solve thedifficulty a “round robin” will be play¬ed as was done in the league tie ofthe bridge tournament.Fraternities are expected to keepthe scores of the games played in or¬der that they may be given to Sterl¬ing for compilation for the interfra¬ternity council.HOLD ADDAMS CONTESTMEETINGAll Senior College students inter¬ested in the Florence Jane Addamscontest in artistic reading, for whichprizes of $75 and $25 are to be given,have been requested to meet with Mr.Nelson today at 12 in Cobh 12A.Page 1 wo THE DAILY MAROUN, FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1923.Qaily iBaruunThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPulilUlitMl morniiigs, except Saturday, Sun¬day . .id Monday during the Autumn,WinD-r and Spring quarters by The DailyMurmiii Company.Km fled as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, March13 1IMM'.. under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14lb. Member of\V extern Conference Press AssociationTHE BASEBALL SITUATIONFor the daily editorial we can dono better than point with vehementapproval to the communication froma “C” man. With many similarly in¬terested alumni, who would be willingto back up their convictions with ac¬tion, something could be done to im¬prove the situation discussed in theletter. almost makes one believe that ourteams lack the “fighting spirit” as of'yore. Their record bespeaks of onlyone thing, and that is, “no competi-,tion for the opponent.”I certainly hope that the “C” is not1being earned easier in baseball thanin any other sport, although I am al¬most ready to believe it. Furthermore,I have heard it stated many times byformer athletes of the University,that al! the “dubs” get out for base¬ball, figuring that they can make anumeral there with least effort, if nowhere else. This also is a bitter pill.Of course it stands to reason thatthere would be something in the latterstatement, when everyone knows thatbaseball is the “weak sister” of ourfour major sports.We “C” men have a certain cher¬ished respect for the letter, and itpains us beyond words to see it onthe chest of a “dub” or “near ath¬lete.” Instead, we like to see it onthe chest of a man who has done hisAlma Mater proud, and is a fighter.Fortunately, at the University, wehave an official designation in the form of a minor “C” for the ones whohave tried hard and failed, as firststring varsity calibre. Why not useit entirely in baseball, and therebyrelegate the game to the class inwhich it has shown by its record tobelong? I do not know any reasonwhy a juvenile ball player should wearthe “C” sooner than a crack swim¬mer or gymnast! May be there areother remedies than this drastic ac¬tion.Is our athletic department in a stateof lethargy as pertaining to base¬ball? Any one familiar with the factsknows that the Conference Collegesdoing well today in athletics are theones who have specialized coaches ineach line of sport. Illinois and Mich¬igan come in that class as well asothers. In other words, coaching hasbecome a profession of specialists likethe practice of medicine. Yet base¬ball at Chicago has always been “sad¬dled off” on a coach whose chief forteis some other sport. Of course thatis whittling the expense down to theminimum, but why the saving? If II-(Continued on page 31VOX POPBASEBALL! WHERE IS THYSTING!The method in which baseball, asone of our four major sports, hasbeen, and is now being conducted atthe University, is a travesty on thesplendid record of Chicago athleticsas heretofore established.Our baseball teams of late have notonly been losing by the most one sid¬ed sort of scores, but they have alsofinished season in and season outnear the bottom of the Conferencepercentage column. Our record forthe past few years causes a shudderof embarrassment to pass throughalumni generally, and particularly old“C” men, when ever they pause toconsider how poor the showing is. Itis so ignoble a record that it is acommon thing to hear it disastrouslycommented on at all alumni gather¬ings. Can you wonder that therewould be adverse comment when youconsider the figures yourself?The Chicago Tribune of May 9thunder the heading “Illini Point toCrucial Michigan Clash Saturday,”says, “True, the Illini take a trip, toChicago Wednesday to play their sec¬ond game with the Maroons, but theycan hardly be blamed for almost los¬ing sight of that contest as they lookahead to the important encounterwith the strong Wolverines.”In the same edition, and under thecaption, “Maroon Hopes SlightAgainst Illini Nine Today,” the Trib¬une says, “The Maroon baseball teamalready located in the Big Ten cellaris scheduled to take a firmer graspupon the ultimate rung of the ladderthis afternoon when the Illini Nineinvades the Midway.”Since when have sporting writersdeemed it necessary to forecast Ma¬roon baseball games are being lostbefore even being played? It israther tough I would say, when thenewspapers do not even concede youan outside chance of victory! Suchan attitude is certainly a new one toour athletic status, and one to be de-1plored. I wonder how some of the old I“C” men like it!Some of the ones who used to take ’the annual pilgrimage down to Cham¬paign and “make the Illini like it”before their Interscholastic crowd.Other Conference teams do not seemto be treated in such a manner, so Iguess the booby prize is ours withoutcompetition.True, baseball has never done par¬ticularly well at Chicago, and we havehad few winning teams in our history.The 1913 championship team was thefirst and last one since the early daysof the University, but the fact re¬mains that the situation is gettingworse each year instead of better.Surely no one can be contented to seeour teams remain the joke of theConference!There must be a remedy for thissituation as there is for all other sim¬ilar ones that are not functioningproperly. Chicago does well in othermajor sports, so why not in baseball?There is some times glory even indefeat, when one knows that his teamhas put up a good battle and diedfighting. Ten or fifteen years ago ourteams v/ere not winning Conferencechampionships, hut many games werelost by such scores as 2 to 1 anjl 4 to2. Even in defeat they “looked good.”Tn reading our present day scores it Carson Pirie Scottand Company.A SMART OUTFITFor the Campus“Out-door days” stress the needfor outfits that combine comfort andsmartness as satisfactorily as these.1 he entire costume may be chos¬en, or the separate garments—everyone of which is interestingly priced.Sleeveless Sweaters, at $3.95Pleated Skirts of Silk Crepe, $11.50Dimity Blouses at $3.50The sweater, sketched, if of softwool knit in tiny checks with plainback.The blouse, sketched, is of finedimity with hand drawn work andhand embroidery, $3.50. The attrac¬tive skirt of pleated Roshanara crepemay be had in tan, grey, black orwhite. Priced at $1 1.50.Trim Strap Sandies in Tan, Grey,Champagne or White Calfskin, orin Patent Leather. Priced at $8 pairFourth Floor—Blouses and SkirtsThird Floor—Sweater oats and Shoes A NEW HOME OF FLOWERS1. iv.odern llcral shop displaying all cut flowers and plants in seasoni Icral Designs, Corsages, Wedding Bouquets our SpecialtyWe ship direct to all parts of the country. For expert work and fineflowers just call or phoneW00DLAWN FLOWER SHOP(formerly University Floral Co.)815 East 63rd Street Phone Hyde Park 6718lit , m .-Tiriffv,. - vv'^r. n■ft* hSi! i. 1 : *4 rBroadloom Carpetingfor the home orFraternity HousePhone State 8860for representative to callEstablished 1875Hugs, Furniture, Carpets, Linoleums125 So. Wabash Ave. TZZ"National Bank of Woodlawn63rd Street—Just West of KenwoodA Complete Banking ServiceSAVING ACCOUNTSCHECKING ACCOUNTSSAFE DEPOSIT VAULTSINVESTMENT SECURITIESAll Departments Open For Business SaturdayEvenings, 6:30 to 8:30Y.rd.:0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousG«« it at the U. of C. BOOKSTOREVOX POP(Continued from page 2.)linois and Michigan can afford base¬ball coaches of former big league ex¬perience, and pay them a respectablesalary, surely we can with our tremen¬dous income from football alone, iffrom no other source. Why the dis¬play of thriftiness, when our incomeis so large, and our athletic positionso cherished? Surely a stadium pro¬ject is not taking any of our funds!Chicago teams should take Springtraining trips into the South, and thusprepare for the opening of the Confer¬ence season, by taking advantage ofthe ideal weather conditions existingthere, as all big league teams, andmany Conference teams do. Chicagoteams have never don* this and yetthe expense is no item. Illinois con¬siders such trips to be essential inthe development of their teams, andtheir record proves that they are. Allformer ball players know that Chica¬go teams are slow of development anddo not reach their peak until the sea¬son is well over, and it is too late tochalk up enough victories to make adecent showing.The reason for this is, we do nothave an even chance to compete withteams who have trained in the South.The Athletic Department should stiritself and solve the problem. Theyshould “find the remedy,” and not keepsitting on the egg as it has alreadyproved to be a door knob. We arecertainly entitled to make a respect¬able showing, and the full financialsupport of the Athletic Department isnecessary to attain that end.“Anything worth doing at all isworth doing well,” and “the shipnever comes in for those who just sitand look for it.” High grade coachesand Spring training trips will be theproper step. Then, of course plentyof support from the student body inthe form of attendance at the gamesis necessary. Crowds in the form ofgood student support are needed tospur the team on to victory.After trying the above remedies,and finding them inadequate, thegame can be relegated to the minorsport column. But that will not benecessary. The prediction is made thatthe first year of such a plan willbring surprising results. Step on theaccelerator Chicago! A “C” Man.CHIU) NOURISHMENT TO BEDISCUSSED BY DAMES CLUB“The Child’s Right to be Well Nour¬ished” will be the subject of an ad¬dress by Dr. Elizabeth Miller Koch atthe meeting of the Dames club to¬morrow at 3, on the second floor ofIda Noyes hall.“THE ROOF WILL BE OPENON SATURDAY, JUNE SECOND”iUigrrH-iKrmtrd!! $liniiPermanent WaveTel. Midway 3081 1120 E. 56th St.Mondays—Marcel Wave, 60c; Sham¬poo, 50c. 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Page ThreeLOCAL RIFLE TEAM TO CONTEST who turn out each week, said Prof.ARMY MEN IN WIRE MEET Charles Chamberlain, who has takenan active interest in the organization.(Continued from page 1) ! “Some of tne scores mat are run upare unusually good, and already elev-ing in line awaiting their turns to en women have been decorated by theshoot. “The popularity of this club is ^ar Department for excellence inevidenced by the number of *omen *onS an(l short range shooting.”Urmmthuj King $c (fin.(Established 101 Years)Decoration DaySpecialsAthletic Union Suits$ J .35Four Suits for $5.00The celebrated Mercer make, fine qualityhandkerchief cloth, basket weave. Nain¬sook and striped madras. 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Write at once for complete information or send50e for sample, stating what territory you wish us to reserve for you.Premier Mfg. Co., B06U East Grand Boulevard, Detroit, Mich.ran—nu iPage hour THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1923.INDEX TO TODAY’S JOKESHighest class joke Next to lastCleanest joke 2d one after thisFunniest joke... .No funny ones todayJoke most likely to put us in badwith the faculty 4th from topRottenest joke 2d from bottomJokes that ought not to be pub¬lished None of them are jokes“What makes the whistle funny?”A gentle coo-ed asks;“The fact that itIs always writOn empty whisky liasks.”S’fact.NOPE, we’re not drunk. Honest toreally we ain’t.Dear Dopey,I have often wonderedWhether the guys that slip inSo nonchalantlyAnd bang away on the Y. M. C. A.pianoTo provide college atmosphereGet paid for it.—The Philistine.A GENTLEMAN IN DISTRESSDear Dopey:See by today’s paper that a malemember of Alpha Delta Phi has losthis fraternity pin. Aint it a shamethe way the weaker sex is treatedaround here ?—Sir Olin.MISTER SOLITAIRE got hlsnyesterday. Man, O man! What themFriars didn’t do to him warn’t worthhaving done.HONEST HONEY, WE AREFLUSTEREDHonored Sir:I see by Hon. Whitsul that the Hon.Hennette makes protest against oth¬er Hon. Henriette. I see also Hon.Namresi and Hon. Others want datewith Hon. Hen. During Hon. Sleeplast nite brillyunt idee strike me thatHon. Coo-ed, not in sufficient numberto meet Hon. Namresi and etc. There¬fore meditate I that perhaps one ofthe Hon. Them want to meet otherHon. Coo-ed. Soly, I make message toyou Honored Sir, and beg you an¬nounce in Hon. Whitsul that nice Japgirl, size 3 shoe, is prepared for anyHon. Date. Alsoly, Hon. Girl veryfriendly. Thanking you advancely, Iremain,Honored Sir,Thankingly yours,Wun Dum Goy.Under Where?Each day I sit in beeveed easeAnd puff my old dudeenAnd read Vox Pop in which some guyHas sought to vent his spleen.I never thought I'd sink so low—That I would pull the caper—Of sending my opinions inTo Vox Pop in the paprr.So, Dopey, know ye, though I fell,I truly hope that this’llBe proof that 1 have riz again—Have riz from Pop to Whistle.—Namresifl1100 Years Ago in the Whistle(Facsimile)Stude—“See this chalk on myshoulder?”Roommate—“Y eah.”Stude—“Well, that ain’t chalk.”—Jester.Teddy Linn told a joke at Friarsinitiation t’other night. He’s gettingto be a regular rounder.Good old joke!SCORE CLUB paddles have beengotten into shape for next year’s ini¬tiation already. Last night’s casual¬ty list will be given out for immedi¬ate release as soon as we hear fromJohn Kettlewell.IN THE MEANTIME, we are try¬ing to find out why the Buildings andGrounds dept, placed a bunch of cotsin front of chapel yesterday.Reserve yours now forperformance. Monday’s Wyverns CelebrateAnniversary 1 odayIn celebration of the twenty-fifthanniversary of the Wyvern club aninvitation has been extended to theentire campus for a reception to beheld today from 4 to 6 in Ida Noyeshall. The entire second and thirdfloors will be thrown open to theguests.Refreshments will be served on thesecond floor while Fritz Nielson’s or¬chestra will play on the third.Patronesses of the reception areMiss Anna Cooper, Mrs. J. PaulGoode, Mrs. E. J. Goodspeed, Mrs.Phillis Fay Horton, and Miss AlmaCramer. J GEO. P. IDECollar AttachedStreetline Shirts$2.50, $2.85! $3.00. $3.50 HaberdashersBabb & BabbTailors STRAWHATS$2.50 to $7.0011461 EAST 53d HYDE PARK 5799HEADLINERS FROM “PASSINGSHOW” TO BE IN VAUDEVILLE(Continued. ] rorn page 1) who are in charge of the sales. Tick- WANT TO GO TO THATets may be secured from members ofthe class and at the book store for50 cents. DANCE= Lucia HENDEKSHOTBIG TEN TRACKMEN BATTLE TO¬MORROW FOR CHAMPIONSHIP(Continued from page 1)there is little probability of its run¬ning away with top honors, it willplace well up on the list.Captain Krogh is the outstandingman on the team. He has alreadywon his all-Conference race and inall probability will repeat his per¬formance for a clear title to the BigTen championship for the mile run.Pyott, Jones and Brickman will prob¬ably come through in good form andFrieda and Dickson may be countedupon to garner points in the fieldevents,, latter has worked up several surprisespecialty numbers. Prominent men ofthe Senior class will take part in theconcluding act of the Vaudeville, “TheInterfraternity Council MinstrelShow.”,Tickets are going fast according to 'Ann Pro'hcroe and Livingston Hal!,'Teresa Dolan Dancing Academy, 63rd'St. and Stony Island Ave. . BeginnersClasses Mon. & Tues. Eves., 12 les-1sons, $5.00; single lessons, 75c. Priv-,ate lessons, day or eve. by appt. atAcademy or Studio, 5401 CottageGrove Av^., Tel. Hyde Park 6852. CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Harvard Classics. Callevenings. 5642 Ellis, 2nd apt.b OR SALE—44 note marimba Xylo¬phone, large resonators, beautifultone, wonderful addition to orches¬tra, very low price. Call eveningsonly at 5843 Blackstone Ave., apt.Bl. H. P. 1434.FOR SALE—Standard Underwood, inexcellent condition, $42.50. Willtake portable in trade. Dor. 0591.LOST—Iron Mask pin at Friar initia¬tion. Nels Fuqui, Beta House. will prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Lessons, $5.M1541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2S14KEEP FIT BY EATING AT THESHANTY — Wholesome, well-cookedfood—generous portions — moderateprices — snappy service — attractivesurroundings make “The Shanty” thepopular eating place for students andlaymen. The Shanty Eat Shop, 1309East 57th Street. “A homey place forhomey people.” Continuous all-dayservice. Club Breakfast, 7:30-10 a.m.Luncheon, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. After¬noon Tea, 2-5 p.m. Evening Dinner,65c, 5-7:30 p.m. Sunday dinner, 75c,12-3:30 p.m. 1Dopey.