®Ije Batlp JfllaroonVoi. 21. No. 109. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY, 10, 1923. Price 3 ‘^ent*MAROON BALL TEAM HOLDSSTRONG ILLIN1 NINE 6-0Improved Fielding and Arnt’s Work on MoundMakes Good Showing Against HardAttack of DownstatersChicago . .0Illinois ...3Holding the strong Illini nine to a6-0 score, the Varsity showed a greatdeal of improvement in last night’sgame on Stagg field. Allowing thevisitors three runs in the first inning,Roy Amt tightened up and held theIllinois batters to one score until the TAKE FRIAR MOVIESAT K.Y.W. TODAYSelect Chorus to Appear at RadioStation at 2:30Moving pictures of a representativegroup of men in costume from the“lucky seventh’’ when a rally tallied i * ^ I' riars will be taken bytwo more runs. | the Pathe and the Fox Film Corpora-The extensive fielding practice of tions at KYW broadcasting stationthe last two weeks showed results, the1 today at 2.30 Eight men have beenteam work running more smoothly1than it has in any of the past gamesof the season and a minimum of muf- selected from this year’s Friars’show to appear in the news reels tak-fed balls effectively holding down the en by these companies.opponent’s scoring. This, with the ef¬fective hurling of Arnt, gave the Vars¬ity the look of a new team.Illinois Strong in FirstThe Illinois batters took a liking to Robert Jenkin, who takes the partof Horace Rutherford, and John Loqg-vvell, who appears as Bill Hardy, havebeen chosen from the cast. The menArnt’s offerings in the first inning and in the specialty, the “Dears,” havestarted popping out short hits that been selected from the chorus. Thosesoon filled the bases. A hot one to -n thig number are Herbert Thomas,!ence are eligible to enter, except those ENGAGE BENSON’S ORCHESTRAswimming MEET TO PLAY AT INTER-CLASS HOPTo Award Trophies To Inchviduals and To Fra¬ternitiesTO CLOSE ENTRIES ON MONDAYThe first annual all-Universityswimming meet will be staged in Bart¬lett pool from Wednesday to Fridayof next week. The preliminaries willfall on Wednesday, in the afternoon,while the finals will be run off Fridaynight.Gold, silver, and bronze medals willbe awarded to individual winners ineach event, and gold medals to eachmember of the winning relay team.The fraternity scoring the highestnumber of points in all events will beawarded a silver loving cup.To Stage Regular EventsThe events will be the same asthose included in regular conferencemeets; 40, 100, and 220 yard swims,160 yard relay, fancy diving, 100 yardbreast stroke, 100 yard back stroke,and the plunge for distance.The entries will close Monday aft¬ernoon, and it is advisable to get themin this week. All students in resid-Arthur Pratt, Edwinleft field counted for the three tal-,lies. Arnt steadied and held for the *j0Uls Cain,rest of the inning. | Kohler, Victor Wisner, and Charles F.Roettger took the mound for the; Yegge. It is this chorus which singsIndians and after walking three, ef- j -who's Kissing You Goodnight.”The pictures for the news reels, . ^ ming Association Rules will cover alltaken today will be sent throughout I * ~fectively stopped what seemed a sure iMaroon score. The downstaters1showed class in the field, seeming able | "*** ® (conteststo stop all dangerous advances at will. j the United States by both the Pathe [ |n moreJackson Takes Mound Job | and the Fox Film companies.Jackson replaced Roettger for the |Illini in the fourth, and showed abeautiful brand of pitching, holdingthe Varsity batters to short pops on¬to the diamond. With Illinois’ greatreserve of good pitchers the Maroonshad little chance of marking up the1tallies.The game was nip and tuck untilthe seventh inning when the Indiansstaged a rally that netted them tworuns. The Varsity covered the dia¬mond in good shape, however, and the who have been members of any col¬lege swimming team. Members ofthe freshman team are allowed tocompete.Intercollegiate RulesThe National Intercollegiate Swim-No individual may competethan three events and not(Continued on page 3)MAKE SELECTIONSTpNIGHT FOR CASTOF COLEMAN PLAYF riars Director Will ChooseAssociates to Stage“Hamlet ’Plans for a production of “Hamlet”that will make Gargoyle history wererally was soon stopped. Both teamstightened up for the .ast two innings j djscjose<] yesterday by Hamilton Cole-and smothered all onslaughts. , man> wbG wjjj direct and take the titleNew Batting Order (Tood ' roie jn the production to be given JuneThe new batting order that the' 22 and 23 in Mandel hall. TryoutsVarsity has adopted seemed to work for the piay wm be held tonight at 8well, the men connecting with the ball j in the Reynolds club theater. Finalin good style and putting over an ef- j definite selections of cast membersfective attack. Although this attack j win be made. JOIE RAY FLANS TOBREAK MILE RECORDAT INTERSCHOLASTICWill Try to Lower PresentRecord of4:12 3-5netted no runs, it is probably only amatter of time before it gets underfull swing in the remaining games ofthe season. “This production of Hamlet,” saidMr. Coleman yesterday, “is in a waythe culmination of a life dream. It isto be given by the members of theGargoyles and its success will marktheir greatest triumph. For this rea¬son we shall choose the cast withgreat care and forethought.”The sets for the production willconsist of simple draperies, it beingthe intention of the producer toOne hundred dollars has been clear- moun^ the play in the semi-fantasticed by the Y. W. C. A. managers of manner Qf the Arthur Hopkins Shake-the Quadrangle fete, which was held gpearean attempts. “The only touchduring the intermissions of the first f realism» said Mr. Coleman, “willthree Blackfriars performances. I be in the costuming.”“Sales, which were low the first inight because of the cold weather,1were brought up to normal on the IW. A. A. Sells PiesFOUR BOOTHS OFQUADRANGLE FETENET $100 FOR Y. W.second night by a change in the billof fare. Hot dogs were substitutedfor the Eskimo Pies and Artie Sweet¬hearts and by the results turned inproved to be a big success,” said Jose¬phine Millay, manager of the fete.The booths, four in number, one foreach class, were decorated in classcolors. The Senior booth, which wasunder the management of Ruth Sey¬mour, sold Artie Sweethearts andcandy. Helen Tieken of the JuniorBooth dispensed frappe and home and Candy at GamesEskimo Pies and home-made candywill be sold at all the remaining ath¬letic events of the quarter by mem¬bers of W. A. A., according to the an¬nouncement made yesterday by Mar¬garet Slingluff, president of that or¬ganization.A booth for the sale of tneSe ed¬ibles will be erected near the Varsity Joie Ray, internationally knownmiler of the I. A. C., will make theNational Interscholastic Track andField Meet, to be held May 25 and 26at Stagg field, the occasion of an at¬tempt to lower the world’s mile rec¬ord, it was announced yesterday atthe University athletic office.Ray has been training faithfully oflate and prospects for him hanging upa new record are exceedingly bright.The time at which he will have to beatis 4:12 3-5, hung up by Tabor runningat the Harvard stadium with four menpacing him. The I. A. C. miler hasbeen going great this spring, and inhis recent exhibition at Drake wastimed in 4:15 5-10.Krogh and Buker to RaceAt the Interscholastic he will bepaced by Ray Buker, his fleet team¬mate of the Tri-color club and Capt.Egil Krogh of the Maroon track team.Present indications point to the pos¬sibility of a third man, who, if picked,will also pace with Krogh and Buker.In this event each of the three pacerswill run a 660.tennis courts in order to give the spec-made candy on the first night and 1 tators an opportunity to buy conveni-candy and sandwiches on the second, entlp. Refreshments will also be soldThe sophomores sold home made can¬dy, sandwiches, hot dogs and peanutsunder the supervision of ElizabethBarrett. Constance Lloyd, managerof the Freshman booth, supervisedthe vending of flowers and pop.The men, under the mjtfingement ofHoward Amick, will have charge ofthe fete this week. at the rest of the baseball games; andduring the Interscholastic meets, Fri¬day and Saturday, May 25 and 26.Swimming Club MeetsThe Tarpon swimming club willhold its first meeting on Friday at 4in Ida Noyes swimming pool. Put Ohio and MinnesotaOn Tennis andGolf Cards Don Bester’s Band Selected From Six LeadingOrganization in City; Will PlayFrom 9 Until 2ANCIENT APPAREL TOAPPEAR AT “Y” PARTYTo Award Prize for Woman WithMost Patched Costume Benson’s Victor Record Orchestra,featuring Don Bester and his elevensyncopators, has been contracted bythe Interclass Hop leaders to play atthe undergraduate spring formal tobe held June 1 from 9 to 2 in BartlettI gymnasium.Good looks and bad clothes will be ’ Bester and his band were selectedat a premium next Tuesday at 7:30. ^ ^he lea(iers from a group of six ofi tt • -j. ., , Chicago’s best dance orchestras in-when University women attend a! , „ , „,TI , ., . | eluding Husk O Hare s players andtacky party to be given in Ida cope Harvey’s Opera club organiza-Noyes hall by the Campus Gommun- j tion. Bester’s orchestra has gained aity committee of the Y. W. C. A. A nation wide reputation through itsprize, as yet unnamed, but claimed to i Vietor* records. I he group plays fre-be “valuable,” by the varacius Y. W. quentl,y at. the South Shore club on. special gala nights. Part of the or-press agent, will be awarded to the chestra, including Bester played atwoman looking the best in the most the Washington Prom this year, whileatrocious looking costume. i the entire group went to Madison,c ,, , ., . ., ! Wis., for the big formal in the stateThe purpose of the party, it is said, t capjtajis to provide an informal party for jcampus and off-campus women, thepatch-clothes feature being introduc¬ed in order to keep it strictly informal.Women attending the party have beer,urged to select their dress tor the oc¬casion on the basis of length of serv¬ice, and to wear the one boasting thegreatest number of patches.Tickets are being sold for twenty-five cents by the Y. W. C. A.ORIGINAL PLAYS TOFEATURE PROGRAMOF DRAMATIC CLUBLennox Grey, Judith Strohmand Daniel Rich AreAuthors Decorators Make PlansDecoration contracts are being letto Wieboldts and Fields. Interior dec¬orators are at work on several tenta¬tive plans for surrounding the bigfloor with unusual combinations offlowers and draperies. Definite planswill be drawn up at once. Attractiveprograms for the dances are alreadyin the hands of the engraver.Tickets for the Hop are on sale inthe office of The Daily Maroon for$4.40 from 11 to 12 and from 1 to 2daily. Fraternity representativesshould pay for their allotments be¬fore Tuesday or the tickets will beturned over to other students. Everypurchaser must sign and return thestub attached to each ticket in orderto make the card valid.Director Stagg of the athletic department has scheduled two meets,tennis and golf, with Minnesota andOhio respectively, both to be heldaway from the home courts early in,June.The Varsity tennis team will takefour men for the Minnesota meet, tobe held in Minneapolis, June 2. TheGophers will come to Chicago for areturn meet in 1924.A four man golf team will go toOhio State on June 4. The meet, heldin Columbus, will be run off under theNassau system of scoring. A returnmeet on the home court has been ar¬ranged for next year. Everyone on campus is invited toattend the dramatic club productionswhich will be given this afternoon at4 in the Reynolds club theater, it wasannounced yesterday. Seats will bereserved for association members.The performance will mark the tenthannual program of original campusone-act plays. Lennox Grey's “OldMack,” Judith Strohm’s “Atmos¬phere,” and Daniel Rich’s “The GoldenAsp” will be presented. According toPresident Will Ghere, the program“marks an effort on the part of thestudents to have a regular play-writ¬ing course adopted at the University.”A combined meeting of tbe Gargoylesand the Dramatic association will beheld at 3:30, followed by the plays at4 o’clock.Authors to Direct Own PlaysDaniel Rich’s “Golden Asp,” a his¬torical burlesque on the last day ofCleopatra’s life, will open the pro¬gram. Martha Leutsker, NanineSteele, Herbert Livesey, and EdwardAmes take the roles. “Old Mack” byLennox Grey, a play based on actualexperiences in Florida pioneer life,will come next. The parts in “OldMack” are taken by Irwin Fischer,Dixie Davis, Fred Handschy, andCharles Clifford. The roles in JudithStrohm’s “Atmosphere,” which willclose the program, are to be filled byWillard Balhatchett, Theodore Geiger,Helen Liggett, Margaret Joseph, andHazel Nystrom. The plays are being jdirected by their authors, except “OldMack.” which will be staged under thedirection of Salene Marks. VARSITY NETMEN TOMEET ARMOUR TECHTEAM HERE TODAYMaroon Players Show GoodForm as SeasonAdvancesThe Varsity tennis team will hookup with the Armour Tech team todayif the weather permits. The regularshad a lay-off yesterday on account ofthe strong wind and the unexpectedturn of the weather. Unless decidedto the contrary, the meet will be heldon the Varsity courts at 3.The men came out of the Michiganmeet in fair shape. Wilson is near¬ing his “July” form and Frankensteinand Stagg are performing as of lastseason. The new men are showingup as possible regulars for next year’steam and will prove valuable substi¬tutes this season.The conference meet is only twoweeks away, scheduled for the samedays as the track interscholastic. Wil¬son and Frankenstein will no doubtdefend the doubles as they have work¬ed together thus far in a very cred¬itable manner. These two with theaddition of Capt. Stagg, Evans, andanother man, to be selected later, willcompete in the singles.UNIVERSITY BANDPICTURE APPEARSIN TRADE PAPERSwimming Club TestsOfficials of the Tarpon swimmingclub have announced that the pool ofIda Noyes hall has been reserved formembers of the club from 5 to 5:45every Friday afternoon. Tests for en¬trance into the club will be given bythe judges at this time. Pictures of the University band andthe big drum appear in this month’sissue of “Musical Truth,” a trade pa¬per with a circulation of more than500,000 An article accompanying thephotographs describe the band and thework that it did last fall.“I hope that the attention the bandgets in this way will lead o the pres¬ence of a large number of musical ap¬plicants next fall,” said Dean DavidA. Robertson in commenting on thistype of publicity.Pact* wo [>1K DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY, 10, 1923.®br Daih| jflaromtThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPnl.lish i| iiiorniiitrs, Saturday. Sun¬day ...I Momliiy during tin* Autumn,YVln'rt itul S|iring .panel** liy The DallyMiiri.ni t'«>ni|>uny.Bnt« '•••d its (iiM-ond olnss innll tit the Chl-ciigi* dfflci*. Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS. IIMMi, under the act of March 3, 1873Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofTin \\ catern Conference 1'renti AHKOciatloiBOOSTING THE ARTSWe have wondered for years whythe Chicago papers do not carry reg¬ular sections devoted to the arts andliterature. They have, at the presenttime, reviews of plays and a columnof dramatic miscellanies in Sundayeditions. They have weekly booksections; very good ones. They devotespace infrequently to discussions andnews of painting and sculpture.Chicago may not be the literarycenter of America. It is undoubtedlytrue that New York is the home ofAmerican drama. But there are cul¬tured people in Chicago who consist¬ently follow the detalfed news ofthese phases of our life. They areinterested in the technique of the artsin the expressions of men and womennoted for their skill in one or anotherof them, in the criticisms that comefrom the producers, the actors, thepainters, the singers.We realize all the difficulties a pa¬per has to face in these departments:the possibility of a loss of advertis¬ing, the inability to keep critics oncethey become so good that they canmove to New York. Yet we think thata dramatic critic can and should domore than review new plays and printin tabloid form the notes he gets frompress agents, varying the fare occa¬sionally by printing interviews withactors and actresses who are holdingforth in local theaters. He should beable to give some interesting articleson stage technique, sidelights on thejobs of the stage manager, the pressagent and others prominent in his¬trionic activities.The music critics could well offerarticles now and then upon interest¬ing details of the opera, the symphonyand the recital; relate things notknown to even the more sophisticatedlayman. The art critic could tell howthe sculptor casts his figures, or howsome favorite artist secures his coloreffects. Would it be dry? To thegeneral reader, yes. To the thous¬ands of readers who are interested inthese things, to the people who arenow getting New York papers whichcontain these things, it would be anassurance that Chicago is progressingin fields of culture, and that the news¬papers which plead for the restora¬tion of the Fine Arts building, forexample, are consistent in their desireto have the city a leader in literatureand the seven arts. We are reason¬ably certain that the advertising andcirculation would increase. After all,that is what the press must considerfirst. something of value in the program ofactivities.Another matter arises in this con¬nection. The Y. M. C. A. is perform¬ing a very valuable piece of work onthe campus and probably has the con¬fidence of more men than any othersingle organization. It is greatlyhampered, however, by the lack ofspace and equipment. While it mightnot be best to turn the Reynolds clubbuilding over to them, they certainlyshould be given space as with anyother student group. Thus they mightvery nicely fit into the second floor.To place the Reynolds club underUniversity supervision and thus en¬large its program would result inmany times the present number ofmen availing themselves of its advan¬tages. The location is ideal and itwould furnish at least the beginningof a real Men’s Union.George B. Cressey.W. A. A. SCHEDULESWEEK-END HIKESTO AWARD POINTSOpportunity has been given womenwho wish to become members of W.A. A., to earn points for membershipby attending the two hikes scheduledfor the week-end. Those who are in¬terested are urged to sign up imme¬diately on the posters in Ida Noyeshall.A hike on Friday afternoon will beled by a member of the associationwho will conduct the party from IdaNoyes hall at 3:30 for the sixty-thirdstreet beach where they may attendthe W. A. A. beach party which willbe held there by the members. At¬tendance at the beach party is notcompulsory for the hikers but Outingclub points will be credited for thishike.Twenty membership points will begiven to the women attending^he hikescheduled for Saturday morning to thedunes. Ethel Bisno is in charge of theten mile excursion, and full detailsconcerning definite time and place ofstarting is posted on the board in IdaNoyes foyer.Money for Summer WorkLET US START YOUWithout a cent of capital in our di-rect-to-consumer plan taking ordersfor the best shoes money can buy.Quick seller and good commission. Bigmoney making opportunity, whole orpart time. No experience necessary.Tanners Shoe Mfg. Co., 493 C St.,Boston, Mass. SPECIAL MAYBARGAINSFor This Month OnlyMay is our dull month. To encouragebuying we are offering these items atspecial prices. Every article is a realbargain. Buy now at a saving.May Bargain No. 1—Two Pocket Brief Case $6.006 oz. Cowhide, Black or Mahogany,wide straps all around case, held inplace by sewed loops. One pocketdouble expansion. An exceptionallywell made case at much below usualprice.May Bargain No. 2—Tennis Racket $2.35This year stock of standard make. Agood strong racket at 25 percent be¬low the usual price.May Bargain No. 3—Ream of Bond Typewriting Paper,65cA 16 lb. bond paper of good grade atthis low price.May Bargain No. 4—66 Sheets 4x6 1-2 Pencil Pads, lcThese pads at below manufacturingcost.May Bargain No. 5—Fountain Pens at 40 percent discountThese have a few dozen pens of sev¬eral standard makes which we havediscontinued stocking. While theylast we will dispose of these at costprice.May Bargain No. 6—75c Value Box of corresponding pa¬per, 35c. Excellent linen fabric pa¬per, all colors.May Bargain No. 7—University Memory Books at costprice. Only a doze nof these at thisspecial price.Woodworth’sUniversity Book Store1311 E. 57th St., nr. KimbarkBOOK SALE NOW ON MOTHERS’ DAY, MAY 13A NEW HOME OF FLOWERSA modern floral shop displaying all cut flowers and plants in seasonFloral Designs, Corsages, Wedding Bouquets our SpecialtyWe ship direct to all parts of the country. For expert work and fineflowers just call or phoneWOODLAWN FLOWER SHOP(formerly University Floral Co.)815 East 63rd Street Phone Hyde Park 6718THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St., adjacente Frolic Theatre. TeL Hyde Park 761VOX POPThe question which The Maroon hasraised relative to the Reynolds clubis of interest to every man on thecampus. The club is now of serviceto only a very small fraction of thosewho could use its benefits and somechange seems desirable. In a univers¬ity such as Chicago, some gatheringplace for all the men is greatly to bedesired and even aside from the nom¬inal expense, the attitude of at leastsome of those in charge at present isprohibitive to such a real men’s cen¬ter.The solution which seems to meetwith most general approval is for theUniversity to take over the buildingand operate it along the lines of IdaNoyes. This would place the advan¬tages on a thoroughly democraticbasis and make the building more inkeeping with the spirit of the campus.A live secretary should be put incharge and the building could providea center for all men’s activities. Thusvarious groups could hold their meet¬ings there and every man could find Yards 0444 Boulevard 9264ICE CREAMSUNDAEwith fruit center is deliciousG#t it at th# U. of C. BOOKSTORE Come Out and FlySee Your Alma Mater from the SkyMights made from our big neld any time, day or evening,including Sunday. We make passenger service paiw-mount.LOOK CHICAGO OVERRates Moderate—Special Reductions to GroupsOn the Street Car Line,Chicago Air Park63rd St. and Cicero (48th) Ave.“THINK ABOUT MOTHER”BECAUSE—She’s thinking about you—mothers always do that.You’d gladden her heart and make her extremely happy by sendingher just a little remembrance onMOTHER’S DAY, MAY 13* * * *Metzger’s Flower Shop1375 East 55th Street(Near Dorchester Ave.)WE DELIVER TO ALL PARTS OF CITY—Phone MIDWAY 2141ARTHUR M. ROSENBERGrepresentingTHE- - - - MAI l ORDr.RS • * * *SA ' I SI ACT OUILY tXICUTED JC14 CHAPLl STREET • NEW HAVEN •-II EAST47l!lSTREET• NlW YORii* ‘/ \ruirt lui (onscnttfii v ( A >//< w fer C 'oJA;<}c Menat theLa Salle HotelThursday and Friday,May 10 and 11 For Spring Teas. ^ I % 0 H and DancesYou will want to make reservationnow for the Sisson ball-room. Collegeaffairs are scheduled already for manySpring dates. The reason the Sissonis popular is due to its “atmosphere.”It happens to be the place to go! Ofcourse you may consider the ball-roomoverlooking the Lake, the proximity ofthe Sisson, the Sisson Society Synco-pators, the Sisson cuisine, the cordialSisson hospitality. But the facts are,everybody likes the Sisson. Give yourSpring party there!For arrangements, call Fairfax 1000Sisson Dinner Dances Every Wednes¬day and Saturday $1.50 Per PlateLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetWe make your clothes and repair your shoesIf you deal with us you can not loseOur work is first class—we guaranteeJust give us a chance and you’ll agreeTailoring, new work, and repairing for ladies and gents. Shoe repair¬ing—Hat cleaning—Shoe shining—Laundry office—Express office.We call for work and deliver it.UNIVERSITY SERVICE STATION6251 University Ave.Telephone Hyde Park 2242Open from 7 A. M. to 9 P. M.Foot of Elevated Kntrarce’ 'All Y MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY, 10, 1923. Page ThreePLAN COOPERATIONAT PICNIC SUPPERCor^rary to the usual custom ofholding Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A.joint cabinet meetings in Ida Noyeshall, the members of both bodies metlast night in the Y. M. C. A. rooms inEllis hall for a picnic supper, afterwhich a business meeting was held. The purpose of the joint meeting wasto bring the new cabinets together andto have an hour of informal discussionfollowing the supper. At this supperplans were worked out for a definitebasis of cooperation of the two asso¬ciations for the coming year.Heretofore, the only work carriedon together has been the Christmasvespers and such affairs as the CoffinCarson Pirie Scottand Company,For the GolferApparel Low Priced; Four Spe¬cial Groups In the Sports andGolf Apparel SectionYoung men s apparel for golf and generalouting wear is in extensive assortments in thisMen s Store. And these pricings will be foundof special advantage—it will be worth while tomake selections now.Imported All-WoolGolf Hosiery $2 PairExceptional ValuesAll-wool hosiery, the heavy, ribbed kind.Made with fancy tops and in colors of brown,green, gray, heather and camel s hair. Sizes10 to 1 \ /i. Special, $2.Imported Golf JacketsSpecial, $7.50Well proportioned jackets, made with twopockets, in green, brown, gray, and camel’shair color. Sizes 34 to 44. Special, $7.30.All-Wool Golf KnickersSpecial, $7.50Of tweeds and cheviots, herringbones, plaids,and conservative weaves. In gray, tan andgreen. Sizes 30 to 44-inch waist measure. Lowpriced at $7.30.Second Floor, South.Men’s Golf Oxfords$7.75 PairSpecially constructed footwear, for service,comfort and smartness. Of Norwegian calfskinwith gum soles. In contrasting combinationsof smoked elkskin with brown calfskin. Mod¬erately priced at $7.75 pair.First Floor, South. Spanish Almonds andBeich’s Richest MilkChocolate give toCHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARa wealth of flavor that issimply deliciousSold in the Purple Rolland White Wrapper-—Everywhere.5Bargains in PortableTypewritersSlightly Used CORONAS$30 - $32.50 - $35(Also new Coronas at $50.00)At these prices, you cannotafford to be without a handyPortable Typewriter that willturn out neat work.Woodworth’sUniversity Book Store1311 East 57th Streetnear Kimbark Ave.Remington PortablesTypewriters for Rentmeetings of last year, for which ex¬penses and work have been equallydivided. It was suggested that thefinance drives of the two associationsbe carried on at the same time nextfall in order to utilize and concen¬trate the attendant publicity, and toderive mutual benefit from it, thoughnot working together.50 MEN ENTEREDFOR INTRA MURALSWIMMING MEET(Continued from page 1)more than four entries from any fra¬ternity may swim in one event. 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Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.READ THE DAILY MAROONPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY, 10, 1923.We Zohistle3Tcr*V« They who eat “So Waffly Good,”Are they “Going Into Business?”Perhaps, when they are “In the Mood.”We are in our usual mood, i.e.—Dopey.EARLY LESSONS IN EINSTEINShe taught me thatBetter than to sit in pedant’s classesAnd learn the Wisdom of the SagesIs to sit with her among the grassesAnd learnThe Wisdom of the Ages!—The Philistine.AGAIN!THE CAMPUS WHISTLE scoopedall other local columns yesterday withthe cold dope on the weather. Weprinted a Christmas tree illustratedat least seven months in advance ofany probable similar illustration.Dear Dopey:I laughed; maybe you will:Student: “Napoleon the Third land¬ed on the shores of France in a ship.”Prof. (History 3): “Of course hemight have landed in a bathing suit.”—Howie.DEAR HOWIE: We were alwaysunder the impression that he landedin a hurry, but we may be wrong.Following an announcement by TheCircle that Vincent Starrett had beensigned up to write a short story forthe mag., Clif wandered in to ask usif they paid space rates. We said no.He was under the impression that theless one wrote the more he got, whichis as it should be, but ain’t.HE CONTINUES HOPEFULDear Dopey:Bill Gleason, selling Hop tickets inthe Maroon office, queried as towhether anybody had change for adollar. No answer, so he asks if anyone can break a dollar. No answer,so he walks out of the office. Whatwould you say his condition is?—Ruthie.READ THE WHISTLE AND SPENDTHE DIFFERENCEBallade of Badde BoyyeMother, May I go to Northwestern?Yes, my darling sonny,If they scalp and haze you,Don’t let it amaze you,For really it’s perfectly funny.The higher the education the lowerthe wit.CONTRIBS RECEIVED1—Oracle.2—Toby Rubovits.WE CAN SEE the philosophy ofhaving an Intermediate Drawing andPainting class at 12:30 next Winter,but why have Experimental Cookingat 8 in the Spring quarter?It’s bad enough when you have toeat one meal in the Commons.Dear Dopey:The Vox Pop department seems tobe on the decline, with a member ofthe administration writing to it. Ifthe President writes now its completedegeneration will have been accom¬plished. Can’t you do something tostop it?—Wax.WHAT IF the Whitsul wrote a VoxPop? Keep Spring in the Grass!MOONSHINE LYRICSWhen the lights go offIn Harper,When Soop Flook is not around,When the lights go offIn Harper,There’s many a lost love found.ANNOUNCEMENTEXTRAORDINARYAnother Maroon typewriterbeen fixed. hasDon Nightingale announces that theSap and Clown will be out soon if notsooner. Wishbone has written the Rapand Pound section. Patronize ourcontributors!jenial Work for College Grads,”“Hair that Won’t Stay Combed,”“After School Drink Wanzer’slilk,”oss our path these roamed;They Wear Van Heusen Collars” Advertising Man ToT alk Here TodayJ. H. 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