IBatlp JflaroonVol. 21. No. 89. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1923. Price 5 Cent.STUDENT COUNCIL INAUGURATESCAMPAIGN TO “HIT THE WALK” BRICKMAN HEADSINTERFRATERNITYCOUNCIL FOR 1923 CAPACITY CROWDS ROOT FORVISITOR IN DAY’S BATTLESResumes Use Of Slogan In Annual Battle Against“Grass-Walkers”; Posters Ask Under¬graduate Co-operation Amick, Decker, Woods AndForkle Elected ToPositions Morton Victor In Game With Bangor; Kansas CityTeams Show Good Form; Tilden BeatsStillwater In Close Contest“Hit-the-Walk” has again becomethe slogan in the annual campaignstarting today in an effort to protectthe new grass and to keep the cam¬pus as beautiful as it has been gener¬ally recognized to be. The campaignwill last until Thursday, April 19. TheUndergraduate Council is backing themovement, showing evidence of the in¬terest of the University studentstoward the appearance of the campus.The Department of Buildings and jGrounds is aiding the campaign byplacing the small “Please” signs andchains where the grass is worn themost. Posters z’eminding the studentsto “Hit-the-Walk” have been placedon all the bulletin boards throughthe buildings.“Yell The Slogan”To start the campaign off, all un-1dergraduates will remind any they seeon the grass to keep on the walks.“If you see some going across thegrass, don’t be afraid to yell our slo¬gan—‘Hit-the-Walks,’ ” said WalkerKenndy, President of the Undergrad¬uate Council. “There won’t be many joffenders if the students will followthis suggestion.”Ask Class Co-operation“The last gift in the power of theSenior class to make the Universityand the classes-to-be is a beautifulcampus,” said Otto Strohmeier, Se¬nior president. “The success of thecampaign lies largely in the hands of 1the seniors, since they are the ones iwhom the lower classmen emulate. Bysetting the example, and hitting thewalks ourselves, we may assure our¬selves of a continually beautiful cam¬pus to which we may return in lateryears.”Russell Carrell, president of the Ju¬nior class in an appeal addressed tomembers of his class last night point-1ed out that the wholehearted supportof his class and the seniors is impera- Itive to put the campaign across be-1cause of the effect which any of theiractions have on the two newer classes.NEW ANTI-SCALPINGBILL OF LITTLE USESAYS FAIRWEATHERThat a bill recently introduced inthe state legislature providing for thepunishment of scalping would be of;little account in solving the difficultiesthat surround the sale of tickets to jUniversity football games was the |opinion of G. O. Fairweather, busi- jness manager of the University, in a|statement to The Daily Maroon yes-1terday.“The bill, if passed, would tend to;discourage scalping, but would notsolve our problem. At present there jis a federal law under which we op-1crated last fall. The efficacy of such,a law would depend entirely on the ■enforcement of it by the state.”Mr. Fairweather further pointed;out that the failure of the federal law ;to prevent scalping last year despite jall efforts to enforce it would seem to jindicate that a state statue would be!of litle aid in preventing illegitimate jsale of University football tickets.“In all probabilities the bill is aimed |at professional enterprises such as,theaters that make arrangements with ;clubs, hotels and brokers for the re¬sale of tickets at a price higher thanthat asked at the box office; there islittle reason to believe that it is evenintended to solve our problem,” Mr.Fairweather said. TO SELECT ORIGINALDRAMA CLUB PLAYSDiscuss Elizabethan Playhouse; Accept Mss. at Meeting Today at 4:30The “Elizabethan Playhouse” willbe discussed at a meeting of the Dra¬matic club at 4:30 today in Classics10. At this time all manuscripts oforiginal one act plays must be turnedin to Lucille Hoerr, the director. Thethree plays selected will be immedi¬ately passed upon, and tryouts willbe held Friday, April 0, at 4:30 InCobb 12A. A course in make-up Isbeing organized by Theodore Geiger,to meet alternate Thursday after¬noons in the dressing rooms in Man-del hall.Models of Elizabethan playhouseswill be exhibited at the meeting of theassociation, and by Dorothy Husband.The production of the three plays se¬lected will be April 28. There is tobe an afternoon and evening perform¬ance. Members of the Dramatic club,Portfolio, and the Blackfriars’ castand chorus have been asked to attendGieger’s class in make-up. HEAD PLANS NEW POLICIESNew interfraternity council office'sfor the coming year were elected lastnight at a council meeting in the Rey¬nolds club.Clarence Brickman was chosen tofill the office of president of the organ¬ization. Brickman is a member ofDelta Upsilon fraternity, of the orderof the Iron Mask, and of the Varsitytrack team.Newly elected officers to all the offi¬ces are as follows: for president,Clarence Brickman; for vice-president,Howard Amick; for recording secre¬tary, Paul Decker; for correspondingsecretary, Harold Woods; for treas¬urer, Edward Forkle.Plans are under way, it was said,to make the interfraternity councilfunction even more efficiently during1923 than it has in the past. Attemptswill be made, it was reported, to pro¬mote campus welfare through pro¬viding for better interfraternity co¬operation and for better administra¬tion of campus offices, if possible.Abolish Honor System atThe University of Illinois JThis isthe first of a series ofarticles dealing with the honor com-mssions of other Universities. Thesecond will appear early next week.By Clifton M. UtleyThe Honor commission of the Uni¬versity of Illinois has failed. Its fouryears of struggling existence wasabruptly terminated early this weekwhen the University Senate, actingupon the recommendation of the coun¬cil of administration, voted its imme¬diate abolition, thereby automaticallyreviving the old time system of closefaculty supervision in examinations.The chief reason for the failure ofthe system was the apathy of the stu¬dent body in reporting cases. Thedeath blow came in February at areferendum of the entire University,where the question of retention orabolition of the honor system was upfor consideration. Less than half ofthe student body showed sufficient in¬terest to mark their ballots one wayor another.The Illinois senate, in the orderwhich abolished the commission, says:“When the system was Inauguratedafter much discussion by student com¬mittees, the council of administrationand the senate, it was with the dis¬tinct expectation that the studentswho were thus given authoritythrough the honor commissions tohear complaints and report offensesinvolving student honesty in the con¬duct of University work, would verygenerally report offenses to their hon¬or commissions“The experience of four yearsshows clearly that a great majorityof the offenses reported have beenpresented to the honor commissionsby members of the faculty and veryrarely by members of the upper class¬es in the University, who should, inthe nature of things ,be the most ju¬ dicious, loyal and active upholders ofa true honor system.”Continuing in its citation of rea¬sons which made necessary the aboli¬tion of the commissions, the reportcomments on what it terms “the ama¬teurish and necessarily inexpert ad¬ministration of the system” and the“uncertainty of the judgment of theyoung people composing its mem¬bers.” Delays in trials, often extend¬ing over a period of several weeks,and serious doubts regarding the ac¬curacy of some of the llndings arementioned as examples of inefficiency.Over 3000 freshmen matriculated atIllinois last fall. The task of inculca¬ting the honor spirit in this largea number within a single semesterwas a well-nigh impossible one, ac¬cording to the senate report, whichgives this as a further reason for dis¬continuing the project.Student opinion at the downstateinstitution, as reflected in its news¬paper, seems to be one of disappoint¬ed resignation. Commenting editor¬ially under the heading “A PrematureDeath,” the Daily Illini states its be¬lief that a real honor system wouldmeet with success.‘What we have had has been,” itsays, “not an honor* system in the truesense, but a student proctor system.And student policemen are far moredisagreeable than faculty policemen.”K. C. Heald GivesPetroleum CourseMr. K. C. Heald, chief of the oil andgas section of the U. S. Geological sur¬vey, has been appointed temporary in¬structor in the Department of Geologyfor the spring quarter, it was an¬nounced yesterday by the secretary ofthe Department of Geology.Mr. Heald is teaching a clr.s in pe¬troleum geology. The course was giv¬en only once before at the University,last year under Mr. W. E. Wrather,a practical oil man.Mortar Board PledgesMortar Board announces the pledg¬ing of Dixie Davis of Oak Park andMartha Leutsker of Antigo, Wis. YESTERDAY’S SCORESSpringville 32; Northampton 20. tWestport 31; Simpson 24.Belleview 29; Laramie 22.Rockford 35; Pine Bluff 17.Toledo 30; El Paso 25.Kansas City 47; Fargo 28.Weston 40; Ashville 28.Morton 55; Bangor 19.Tilden 31; Stillwater 24. IYankton 40; Muskegon 18.Windsor 31; Lorraine 25.Osage 21; Hyde Park 17.Charleston 32; Nanticoke 20.New Trier 35; Mesa 25.Kansas City, Mo. 21; Birmingham!FRIARS TRYOUTSBRING STARS TO1923 PRODUCTIONChorus Already Rehearsing;Casting Well UnderWayBlackfriar cast and chorus tryouts,held Tuesday afternoon and evening,brought out one of the best aggre¬gation of singers, dancers, and actorsseen in all the years of musical showproduction by the Order, it was theopinion of Abbott Linden and DirectorColeman. A tentative chorus of forty-five has already been selected, andthe men are being grouped accordingto individual talent. Aspirants forthe stellar roles in “The Filming ofFriars” are being cast according totheir fitness for the parts offered inthe book, and the final selections willbe announced at an early date.Abbot Linden and Mr. Colemanwere emphatically enthusiastic inspeaking of the wealth of new andreturned material that they would beable to work into the show that is con¬sidered to posess the greatest possi¬bilities of any that the Order has everattempted.“There are many new men out forthe cast, said Linden, “as well as menwho have had experience in formershows. The same situation prevailsin the chorus groups. All of the menwho have come out for membershipin the producing company are eligiblefor public appearance.”French War HeroTo Lecture TodayJean Marie Carre of the chair ofComparative Literature in the Univer¬sity of Lyons will lecture on “A Byronet le romantisme francais” at 4:30today in Harper assembly rooms. Prof.Carre is exchange professor this yearat Columbia university. Prof, andMadame Carre will be entertained attea this afternoon at the Quadrangleclub by members of the Departmentof Romance Languages.The Croix de Guerre and the Cita¬tion au order de 1’ armee have beenawarded Prof. Carre for his servicesin the world war. He is a doctor ofletters of the new University of Stras-burg, being one of the first French¬men to receive the title from this fa¬mous university since its restorationunder French control. Prof. Carre isthe author of several notable works,among them are a number of discus¬sions on the present day educationalquestions as they affect French uni¬versities, and an extensive study ofGoethe’s influence in France./<An important meeting of theSenior class will bo heid Fridny atnoon in Harper M-ll.t i 4 Capacity crowds that packed Bart¬lett gymnasium yesterday, witnessedfast and close games in which the bestbrand of high school basketball wasstaged. Picking their favorites in thetournament race, the roncers gave thevisiting players the finest sort oflung support.Overtime games marked the ses¬sion and the suspense was keenly feltby the nonpartisan crowd. The battlebetween Tilden and Stillwater wasparticularly close, both teams run¬ning a breakneck pace to the finish.Morton Trims Bangor learnMorton, Suburban league champi¬ons, showed excellent form, trimmingthe Bangor team by a wide margin.The suburbanites played a fast game,flashing in the shots in close order.Both of the Kansas City teamsmade an excellent showing, winningeasily under stiff opposition. Fastfloor work, short passing and finishedteam play marked their victories. Inboth cases the superiority of the shortpass style of play was shown.Toledo and El Paso Stage BattleToledo and El Taso staged a battlein which each team played superiorball. Bellevue and Laramie fought toa close finish, both holding a fast paceto the end.All of the teams are of champion¬ship calibre and it is hard to pick afavorite. Morton seems to be thestrongest of the local quintets, com¬bining fast floor work with accuratebasket shooting.Walla Walla, Rockford and the twoKansas City teams are also fvorites.GOLD AND PURPLEIS COLOR SCHEMEOF FRENCH FETEIn the glow’ of corn colored lights,purple and gold banners will contrib¬ute to the festive effect of the Frenchvillage Fair to be held tomorrow nightin Ida Noyes hall, under the auspicesof the W. A. A. Bertram Grandquist,who has charge of the lighting, hasfurnished the plan for the decorations.A special feature of the festival, ac¬cording to Margaret Slingluff, will bethe variety of the chance games. Sev¬eral original games have been pur¬chased. The well-known shot-at-the-nigger-baby has been supplemented bythe ring-the-pipe-of-Aunt-Sally andan unusual variety of Lotto. Theprizes are especially attractive.Art White, Bill Gleason, EthelStrohmeier, Katherine Longwell, Win¬ifred Wishart and aKtherine Brownmake up the corps of local fortunetellers. Will Ghere has been askedto perform his snake charmer’s dancefor the group of merrymakers.Jean Birkoff, in charge of the re¬freshments, hints of the home madeindividual gingerbreads which will beserved. Priscilla Ferry will dance and,according to Edith Heal, her act willbe one of the most attractive on thevaudeville program which will he pre¬sented on the third floor. The secondfloor will be converted into a daycehall and dancing for the entire even¬ing will be free.llrownson Club MeetsThe Brownson club will meet to¬night at 7:30 at 6716 Chappell Ave.“The meeting is to be a very import¬ant one and members are especiallyurged to attend,” said Frank Roos,president of the club.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1923.Sljp Saily HJarnmtThe Student Newspaper of thoUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicugo, Illinois, MarchIS, MX HI, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800 -Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Pres* AssociationHIT THE WALKEach spring: a plea is made for thegood treatment of the grass. Thebeauty of the quadrangle rests large¬ly upon the appearance of the greenspots. Straggly tracks lend no charm.A campaign has been inaugurated bythe Undergraduate Council whichpurports to keep the student on thewalks. This is not the council doingsomething just to have itself heard.It is the council acting in the interestof the majority of the students. Themen and women who fail to conformto the request will form a minoritywho will stand unloved oy those whohave the full interests of the Univer¬sity at heart.INTERNATIONAL KNOWLEDGEThe brilliant minds of the countryare at work upon the problem of theattitude of the United States towardthe League of Nations. The nationalmedia for the expression of publicopinion are filled with arguments, proand con. The matter is important,even in the absence of definite actionupon the part of our government; thecountry’s continued development canno longer be carried on independentlyof foreign nations. Consider anyphase of our life, and note how im¬portantly it is being influenced by Eu¬ropean activity in the same field. Thedramatic productions which have beenaccorded the greatest praise this sea¬son have come from foreign authors;in some cases have been acterL by for¬eigners. Our literature is virtuallytowed along behind the vast vehicle offoreign literary expression. French,Italian, and German music dominatesthe programs of classical artists andAmerican opera is looked upon as afarcial co-ordination of Europeanideas.It is true that we have hoardedmost of the world’s supply of gold,that we hold the financial reins of theCLASSIFIED APSThis combination served at your nextWANTED—Five men for part timesales work. Apply 5-6 P. M. Mr.Martin, 5540 Woodlawn Ave.WANTED—Roommate for girl. Com¬fortable room. $25 a quarter. CallFairfax 1797 after 7.LOST—About Feb. 16, a small goldlocket. Return to Maroon for re¬ward.Student AgentsMake BIG MONEY SellingRadio Cigar LighterAn imported novelty. A lighterthat always works. No flint and steel,no friction. It just lights, we don’tknow how. Smokers are craby aboutthe Radio Lighters and buy on sight.Make fine presents and delightfulfavors for social functions.Write for particulars. Send nomoney.THE MODERN SPECIALTY CO.1147 randview Ave.Columbus, Ohio.• SEE EUROPEthis summer. Young Men’s Groupfor university students and young menfrom 18 to 24 years; opportunity tosee Europe thoroughly with congenialcompanions of your own age; person¬ally conducted tour; capable leader¬ship; moderate cost. Write for de¬scriptive folder.NEVILLE S. BULLITT204 Keller llldg. Louisville, Ky. world, but it does not follow that weshall forever be able to hold the des¬tinies of all nations in our purse. Onthe contrary, as the effects of the warwear away, and the countries most af¬fected regain their Internationalstrength, the United States will beforced into such relationships as willpermit of their greatest development.With the other countries united it isnot improbable, although not now ap¬parent, that our country will beforced into an international alliancethrough her inability to proceed inde¬pendently.Whatever our economic state willbe we shall become more and moreclosely united with foreign countries.Our constantly improving methods ofcommunication and transportation as¬sure that. Knowledge of the impor¬tant phases of life in other statescannot be gained too rapidly. Thetime approaches when the men whocan act intelligently in our relationswith other governments will be ournational leaders, replacing the politi¬cians who vote appropriations forbridges and confirm the appointmentof postmasters. The generals of In¬dustry will be the internationallyminded men. University studentshjavo the greatest opportunity forimmediate development. If they havesufficient foresight to recognize thesituation they will concern themselveswith a study of European conditions.ISAAC LEVINEConcert Pianist - Teacher930 KIMBALL BUILDINGRes., 1215 E. 52nd St. Mid. 4035 INTERSCHOLASTICSHORTSIt is reported that the Arizona teampractices and plays all of its gameson an outside court.The Morton boys are lamenting thefact that the tournament keeps themaway from their studies. Page DeanRobertson.The short pass game may not ap¬peal to the spectators but It looks asthough it will cop the silver award.Latest reports indicate that the Ma¬con rooteers will not ride home in oneof Mr. Pullman’s conveyances.The spectators have popularlynamed the Kansas center Min. AhhhhJacques, page Birdie.We suggest that a special prize ofbrown derbies be awarded to the bigboys from the wilds of Arizona.New Trier motto, “Bet on the pon¬ies.” We did.Suggested tournament anthem,“I’m a long, long way from home.”TonightSwiss Steak Dinner55cBaldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & GreenwoodBy Students For Students Loan Library ListsEighteen New BooksThe Daily Maroon will publishdaily an account of the new bookssecured by the Loan library inClassics 10. The first list fol¬lows:Among the fiction books are: “Hillof Dreams,” “Far Off Things,”“Things Far and Near,” “The Mercyof Allah,” a satire on modern busi¬ness and life, by Hilaire Belloc;“Skeeters Kirby,” by Edgar Lee Mas¬ters, and “Downstream,” a transla¬tion from the Swedish, oy Sigrid Si-weertz.Other volumes in the field of non¬fiction are: “The Roving Critic,” abook of critical essays by Carl VanDoran; “Beasts, Men and Gods,” byFerdinand Ossendowski, officier d’A-ENUSPENCILS£4, Uyrrt trUiiy Queiiti/penal in the worldFOR the student or prof., thesuperb VENUS out-rivalsall for perfect pencil work.17 black degrees—3 copying.American LeadPencil Co. ,Write forbooklet onVlNUS t’eneil* anilVinks EvbrpointedMechanical Pencil*y ■\Cake Eater—model of 1900He was called dude and dandythen, but you recognize the type.He majored in haberdashery andtook his degree with honors insoxology.As if that were not enough, heevolved some variations on the cakewalk which made them stare.He even found time to develop aremarkable proficiency on the tandembicycle, and on Saturday nights hewas good enough to bring pleasureinto Another’s life by wheeling awayto the “Ten-Twent-Thirt.”To crowd all this into four shortyears would seem enough for anymortal. Yet in spite of his attain¬ments there are times, in after life,when our hero wonders.The glory of his waistcoats haslong since faded, while his books arestill fresh and clean. Did he perchanceput too much thought into the selec¬tion of his hats and too little in whatwent under them? cademie Francaise; “Development ofthe American Short Story,” a studyof the one literary form which Ameri¬ca has given to the world, by Prof.Frederick Lewis Pattes. These booksmay be rented for three cents a dayat Classics 10.A GreatDanceRecordPlayed byISHAMJONES’ORCHESTRAFox Trot'farewell‘Blues'(Reverse side)“Sawmill River Road”From “Glory”Record No. 2406 \A Striking Example of Clear RecordingNew Records Every DayBrunswick dealershave newrecords daily. No waiting.The world's truest repro¬ductions. Play on any pho¬nograph. Hear. Andcompare—TODAY.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1923. Page ThreeEstablish Military Unit FACULTY MEMBERSFor Rush MedicStudentsA Medical Corps Unit of the Re¬serve Officers’ Training Corps, se¬nior division, has been organized atRush Medical College by order of theWar Department. The corps is underthe direction of Lieutenant-ColonelJunius C. Gregory. Enrollment in thecorps will not in any way interferewith the regular medical instruction,and students who have taken militarytraining here will be able to continueit at Rush.Juniors and seniors who have com¬pleted the first two years of trainingand are enrolled in the advance coursewill receive commutation amounting toten dollars a month. At the end ofthe sophomore year, students willhave an opportunity to attend a sum¬mer camp for six weeks. Men enrolledin the Medical corps will not be re¬quired to wear uniforms. On comple¬tion of the military course, studentsare enabled to enter the MedicalCorps of the U. S. Army.Prep Men CommendGreeks On MannersFraternity hospitality and frater¬nity at the University have made afavorable impression upon the visitingcage men, according to reports ofmany of the students. The contes¬tants have more than once expressedtheir appreciation of the courtesy andgood will shown them by members ofthe campus organization*.One of the cage stars from Muske¬gon, Michigan, made a complimentarystatement when he lauded the Greek-letter men for their manners. “I havevisited with fraternities wntle playingin other tournaments,” he said, “andhave observed a laxness in mannersthat does not exist here. In any meas¬ure. The men here dress carefully,are well groomed in general, and seemto do all within their power to makeus feel at home.”All of which should make us feelthat we are not so bad after all. MEET STUDENNTS ATY. M. INSTALLATIONThe annual Y. M. C. A. electionswill be held tomorrow from 10 to5 in the Y. M. C. A. office. Thecandidates are as follows:For President—Earl Gray.Russell Pettitt.For Vice President—Harry Harkins.Josef Hektoen .For Secretary—^Hugh La Bounty.Robert Skinner.In an effort to bring together themen students and faculty of the Uni¬versity, the Y. M. C. A. has changedtheir annual installation banquet toan all-campus dinner to pe held April13, from 6 to 8, in Hutchinson com¬mons. Dean Stanley Coulter, dean ofmen at Purdue University, will be theprincipal speaker at the banquet.Dean Coulter is known as the "deanof American deans.”“The banquet will be significant be¬cause it will be the only all-Universitydinner of the year for men,” said Ar¬nold Tolies, in charge. “Special invi¬tations have been sent to members ofthe faculty and the banquet will af¬ford an opportunity for students tobecome acquainted with their profes¬sors outside of class. As in previousyears there will be the Installation ofnew officers, and the report by the Y.M. C. A. of its activities on the cam-put for the past year and the outlookfor the coming year.’Tickets may be obtained for 75cents at the Y. M. C. A. office in Ellishall or from campus representatives.Baldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & GreenwoodBy Students For Students“WAFRYgooo AT YOUR SERVICEFreshly decorated—clean andshiny as a new buggy—TheShanty is ready to serve youbreakfast, lunch, and dinnerevery day for the next twelveweeks. A brand new chef isplanning some special “homey”hidses,—crisp crinkly salads andsandwiches to tempt the jadedspring appetite. Chicken salad;delicious fruit salad; tomato &bacon sandwiches.Continuous Service, 7:30 A. M.to 7:30 P. M.Club Breakfast, 7:30-10 A. M.Luncheon, 11 A. M. to 2 P. M.Light Refreshments—2 P. M.to 5. P. 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FORTY-FOURTH STREETNEW YORKTelephone Murray Hill 8800Our Representative will be at theHOTEL LA SALLEToday April 5With Samples of Ready-made ClothingFurnishings, Hats and ShoesFor SpringSend for “Clothes and the Hour”BOSTONTrimontcor. boylston NEWPORT220 Bellevue avenue'%rCHOCOLATEMILK NOUGAT BARReal Honey and AlmondsDipped in Rich MilkChocolate 04CO4»>G<DoGOcuJ)%HcnUJl—1 GI^ <£ Gcd60• HJCOziofH coQC 2DCQ00G• HGCQ£<u• H><DcdcnotnEooO'Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1923.BEWARE, BEWARE THE TEPIDDOGWith prep school youngsters allaroundWe think it might be wiseTo drop some bits of lore to themAnd open wide their eyesOh, puerile vis’tors do not buyFrom these dispensariesThe quasi-edible “hot dogs,”Oh, do not buy them, please!Eat bacon quite abstergent onAn antiseptic dish,And hams which are decrassifiedAnd prophylactic fish.Be sure your shad roe’s maundifiedDeodorize your cheese,Be death on pathogenic foods,And shun the “hot dogs,” please! campus our All-Star five. Here ’tis:L. F. Cardinal, LoraineR. F. Wells, FargoC. Borealis, AuroraL. G. Castle, WindsorR. G. Brooks, NorfolkAllow us to observe:That, from the number of thosejunked since last quarter, they seemto have a faculty for that around here.That, after witnessing the Fresh¬man candidates for cross-country, tru¬ly the sap runneth in the spring.That, one may be a “lit” man andstill be in the C. & A. school.That, though we are no longer in¬fants, it is hard to wean some of usfrom the bottle.That, just because a man has sterl¬ing qualities, it is not necessarily easyto borrow from him.That, he becomes poor who dealswith a slac khand, and he becomesrich who deals from the bottom.Spring is always admitted to be theappropriate time for tonic. If our last quarter’s marks are what we hopethem to be, we shall go out immedi¬ately and get all toniced-up.From the diary of a successful palae¬ozoic CollegianApril 5, 27,000 B. C.8:00 A. M. Got up. Couldn’t lo¬cate darned fig-leaf, cold this morningtoo. Had lots of time so went out forbreakfast. Waitress spilled chocolateon my ’coonskin. Laid her out withhatchet. Ate her for breakfast. Wom¬en always were meat for me.9:00 A. M. Made class with AgnesChip-Granite. She tried to tap me formy Paisley. Fortunately she missed.10:00 A. M. Decided to cut rest ofclasses and golf with Bryan Halaxe onthe Missing Links.I 4:00 P. M. Wore home Bryan’swing collar which I had won from himon the last hole.9:00 I'. M. Bryan has come ’roundin his new solid-wheel chariot. We! shall date tonight. Go down to somechimpanzee cabaret on 35th Street,probably. Teresa Dolan DancingAcademyt»3rd & Stony Island. Hyde Park 3080Beginners Classes Monday andWednesday Eve. Terms 12 lessons$5.00. Single lessons 75 cents. Pri¬vate lessons by appointment.WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Lessons, $5.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. 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