QEhe Batlp JflaroortVol. 21. No. 85. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. Friday, March 16, 1923. Price 5 CentsHOLD CONFERENCE, TRACK ANDSWIM MEETS OVER WEEK ENDMichigan And Illinois Favorites For Track Title;Krogh Maroon Hope. Purple And GophersLead In Tank PreliminariesConference Swim Qualifiers160 yard relay—Northwestern, Wis¬consin, Minnesota, Indiana.40 yard swim—Bttyer, N., Bennett,W., Dow, Minn., Churchman, Ind.100 yard swim—Bennett, W.,Churchman, Ind., Dow, Minn., Caver,N.150 yard backstroke—Hubbard,Mich., Hamit, Minn., Dickey, N.,Bowen, Ill.200 yard breast—Faricz, Minn.,Vzerwonky, W., Dinmore, Minn., Mer¬rill, Minn.220 yard swim—Breyer, N., Protheroe, C., J. Dickson. N., Lanther.Minn.440 yard swim—Breyer, N., Lan¬ther, Minn., Moore, Ind., Protheroe, C.Diving—Decision not given out.Plunge—Taylor, Ill., Hickox, la.,Hedeen, C., Nutt.ng, Minn., Sonnesyn,Minn.All Big Ten teams clash in thefinals of the conference swimming*meet held in Bartlett pool tonight.Only the cream of the entries willcompete, last night’s preliminarieseliminating all but the outstandingperformers in their respective events.Northwestern University presentsits strongest team in years and isthe favorite to carry off another con¬ference title to add to their alreadyenviable collection. Strong in the free¬style events, the Purple controls themost valuable supply of firsts.Minnesota Shows StrengthMinnesota, last year’s title holders,will offer strong competition in thespecialty events. Wisconsin is almoston a par with Minnesota in all-aroundstrength and will make a strong bidfor second place over the Gophers.The Varsity will probably be pittedagainst the Illini in the race forfourth place. The two teams are ofalmost equal strength as shown inthe Urbana meet, when Illinois beatthe Maroons by two lone points.Neither team can hope to competeagainst Northwestern and Wisconsinin the free-style events.Records to Be ShatteredRecords are sure to be broken to¬night, according to Doc White. Per¬formances of the season point to hot¬ly contested events in every depart¬ment. A capacity crowd is assuredthe limited accommodations.VARSITY GYMNASTSAND MAT TEAM INCHAMPIONSHIP MEETPrepared to defend the title theylave held for the past five years, theVTaroon Gymnastic Team has left for;he Big Ten tourney at Columbus to-lay and tomorrow. Although notneasuring up to the standard of for¬mer squads the Varsity will presenti far from weak aggregation.In VanVactor, Captain Ricketts, El¬iot, and Collins, the Maroons haveFour experienced performers for the/arious events. Coach Hoeffer hasieveloped a high class club swingerin Adler, to take the place of ex-captain Kessler.Minnesota, conquerors of the Var¬sity in a dual meet, is expected tofurnish the greatest opposition. How¬ever, the difference in the floor andthe presence of Collins in the line-upshould more than offset any previousadvantage held by the Gophers.The wrestling team will be repre¬sented in the individual championshipby Sarpolious in the heavyweight di¬vision, and Jones and Takai as alter¬nates in the 135 and 115 pound divis¬ions. These wrestlers have been theoutstanding men in their differentdivisions and have earned their placeson past work. Track teams representing Big Tenuniversities will meet in the finalraces of the indoor season at the All-Conference tournament tomorrownight. This meet, the climaxing eventof a successful season, will be heldin Patten gymnasium, where the bestindoor track of the Conference willbe used.This season has seen exceptionallystrong teams developed in all of theBig Ten schools. Local records havebeen shattered in many of the dualmeets and a great number were brok¬en in the big Illinois Relays.Michigan Strongest ContenderMichigan is reputed to have thestrongest of the Conference teams.With stars in many events and a wellbalanced team generally, the Wolver¬ines are doped to come out on thelong end of the point column tomor¬row.Although the Maroon team hasdone excellent work this season, itslack of balance will probably prove agreat handicap in this meet. Theone mile relay team, one of thestrongest in the Conference, has beenweakened materially by the loss ofPyott and Jones, who will be unableto compete.Krogh Sure Point WinnerCaptain Krogh is a sure point win¬ner for the Maroons. He has alreadyestablished a reputation for being thefastest miler in the Conference, andit is almost certain that he will breakthe tape in record time tomorrow.His admirable performance in the1500 meter race at the Illinois Relaysplaces him at the top of the ladder.Although beaten at Illinois, Brick-man is a good bet in the hurdles. Mac-Farlane and Stitt are both strongquarter milers but it is probable thatthey will take their places on the milerelay team instead of in the individ¬ual race. HONORARY ORDERELECTS FIFTEENTO MEMBERSHIPAward of Phi Beta Kappa isConferred at MeetingY esterdayLIST INCLUDES EIGHT WOMENFifteen University students re¬ceived the highest scholastic honorsopen to an undergraduate when theywere initiated into Phi Beta Kappaat the meeting of the honorary fra¬ternity yesterday. This number isseveral more than were taken in atthe last election.Five of the students honored arejn their junior, year, the others aremembers of the Senior class. Thoseelected to Phi Beta Kappa, as an¬nounced by Secretary George L.Walsh, are:At the completion of 27 majors:Elizabeth Caroline Davis.Cecilia Catherine Gaul.Betty Gatewood Johnson.Newman Arnold Tolies.John Laurens VanZant.At graduation:Anna Mildred Crewe.Carl Percival Fales.Henry David Hirsch.James Carl Kamplain.Nathan Freudenthal Leopold, Jr.Margaret Halsted Lillie.Marie Anna Prucha.Winifred Rosamond Ridgley.Edward Charles Wagenknecht.The annual banquet of the societyis to take place soma time in June.FROSH NUMERALSAWARDED TO TENBASKET PLAYERSAlyea Elected Captain. TeamHolds Wins OverVarsityTen members of the freshman bas¬ketball team were awarded numeralsfor their work on the court during thepast quarter. The players are Alyea,Ray, McCarty, Stevens, Abbott, Bar-ta, Phend, Benton, Francis, andShlavinger.Alyea, a center who hails fromAtchison, Kansas, was elected cap¬tain of the squad. Alyea is a power¬ful floor man in addition to having akeen eye for the basket nnd will be awelcome addition to the Varsity nextwinter.Strong Candidates for 1924Ray, a Wisconsin product, Stevensand Benton were the forwards to re¬ceive the coveted awards. Abbott, acenter nnd forward, McCarthy, Shlav-inger, Phend, Barta, and Francis werethe lucky guards. Barta, a formerteammate of Harrison Barnes of theMaroons, is another man that shouldhave little trouble in winning a regu¬lar berth next season.The squad as a whole has out-rated past frosh aggregations andhave several times taken the Varsityfive into camp. The addition of thesemen to the Maroon team insures Chi¬cago of n strong entry in the 1924title race. S. A. E. VICTORIOUSOVER ALPHA SIGSIN GREEK BOWLINGFifth Man Has Not Played,But Victory IsAssuredPlaying last night in the Reynoldsclub alleys to settle the disputecaused by the protested games, fourmen out of Sigma Alpha Epsilon’steam toppled over enough pins so thatthe fifth man will need only to main¬tain an average of 130 in three gamesto beat the Alpha Sigma Phi team.Burke, the remaining S. A. E. player,is expected to make easy work of thevictory, his performance in the pasthaving been consistently above 130.As Alpha Sigma Phi was onlyeight pins behind S. A. E. at the closeof the preliminary games, and as A.T. O. had clearly played an ineligibleman in the protested games, BertramGranquist, President of the Interfra¬ternity council, decided that AlphaSigma Phi should be given a chancein the semi-finals.“To disregard the protest becauseof the delay of over a month,” saidBert Granquist, “would not be fair tothe Alpha Sigs, while to allow theirprotest would be just as unfair tothe S. A. E.’s, who had really placedsecond on the merits of their bowling.It seemed the best thing to do to haveboth of the teams bowl five games toeliminate one or the other.”The winning team will bowl the PsiU. team at the Reynolds club alleystonight in the belated semi-finalgame. The finals will probably berolled tomorrow night for the inter¬fraternity cup, emblematic of thechampionship. MAN TO CONTINUEEVOLUTION—SIMPSONEdinburgh Professor Talks to Stu¬dents in Haskell AssemblyMan’s evolution has brought himthus far: it must carry him further—that is the attitude expressed byProf. James Y. Simpson of New col¬lege, Edinburgh, in a lecture in Has¬kell Assembly room yesterday after¬noon.As the animal organism has devel¬oped through the ages, Prof. Simp¬son said, the criterion that governedthat development has changed also.First the survival of the fittest de¬pended on ability to assimilate food;and the amoeba that could nourishitself most efficiently was the onethat survived. Later this criterionsank into insignificance, and the cri¬terion of sexual selection came intothe foreground. Then, in the age ofthe dinosaurs, physical strength wasthe determining factor.And as the mammals developed,mind came into prominence. But thecriterion that governs our next stepin evolution is a moral one.That the process which has con¬tinued so far should end now is ab¬surd anticlimax, Prof. Simpson stated.We are forced to conclude that thesoul will pass on after death to high¬er things.To be immortal, Prof. Simpsonpointed out, the human personalitymust have something in it that isworthy of immortality. And that iswhat man is acquiring in the pres¬ent stage of evolution. The higherelements of man’s nature have beendeveloped and are still being devel¬oped by processes akin to the pro¬cesses of physical evolution.But evolution, in Prof. Simpson’sopinion, does not always lead upward.Every product of this process in thepast is not on so high a level as isman. The lower, less perfect organ¬isms, Prof. Simpson explained, repre¬sent branches that have failed to re¬spond to the call of evolution to thehighest degree.But the real trend of evolution,Prof. Simpson said, is toward perfec¬tion. It is characteristic of the vitalforce to better itself, and when it at-(Continued on page 4)w. A. A. TO USE SETSOF “NIGHT IN PARIS”FOR APRIL FESTIVAL GARGOYLES PICKGHERE TO HEADDRAMATIC CLUBLucile Hoerr, Lois Fisher andOliver PetranElectedSELECT NEW DIRECTORS’ BODYScenery Made Two Years AgoAt Society Fete InArmory Will Ghere, director of dramaticclub productions for the past twoyears, yesterday was chosen presi¬dent of the Gargoyles at the annualelection of officers by that organi¬zation. Other officers elected were:Lucile Hoerr, director; Lois Fisher,recording secretary; Edna Kiem, cor¬responding secretary; and Oliver Pe¬tran, treasurer.The Board for the coming year willconsist of Irwin Fischer, ElizabethHyman, and Ralph Helperin. RobertPoliak, Sara Phillipson, and PerryMiller were selected members of theplay committee.Ghere, who has made an enviablerecord in campus dramatic circlesduring the past two years, has di¬rected all of the plays staged by theDramatic club during that period.Notable among the* productions ofwhich he has assumed charge thisyear are The Cleopatra Saga, BeauxStratagem, Far Away Princess, andthe Christmas Mystery Play, the lastof which is accounted as one of thebest dramatic presentations everstaged by a campus organization.Both Ghere and Petran are membersof the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.Urges Aid in SettlementsHerbert F. Sturgis, a member ofthe University Dramatic associationand director of dramatic work at theUniversity settlement, urged that theGargoyles send a regularly appointedmember to assist him in his work atthe Settlement. This appointment willbe made by the president at the nextregular meeting, it was announced.Beside the original one-act playsthat are to be presented this spring,the dramatists plan to give Jonson’s“Silent Woman” for the UniversityHigh school. In this production, theprep students will assume roles in thecast along with the Gargoyles.Want Permanent DirectorIt was also announced that the ap¬pointment of Lucille Hoerr as directorwas merely temporary; the servicesof a professional dramatic directorare at present being solicited, and assoon as this position is filled, thecampus selection will turn the officework over to the outsider.I)R. KEYES SPEAKS TOALPHA KAPPA KAPPAAt the Tri Chapter meeting of theAlpha Kappa Kappa Medical frater¬nity at the University club, Dr. Pres¬ton Keyes of the University spoke onthe general neglect of universities ofthe past of making the graduate med¬ical department as strong as theother university departments. At thesame meeting the fraternity initiatedfourteen new members. Scenery from the set of “A Nightin Paris,” held in the Armory twoyears ago, has been secured by W.A. A. for the Spring Festival throughMargaret Slingluff, chairman of thedecoration committee. The gymna¬sium will be transformed into a typ¬ical French street scene, according tothe decoration chairman, and the cen¬tral square or market place will beembellished with the usual statuarycommon to the French “ville.” Tav¬erns with their quaint swingingsings, and cafes a la Francaise willface in from its four sides. Lamp-posts on the sidewalks will dimly lightthe scene.In the taverns and cafes supperand light refreshments will be servedby peasant girls and French “bonnes.”Candies, favors and flowers will bedispensed from the shops and stallsand on the street corners. Othershops will house crystal gazers andmystic seers. Fishponds, silhouettebooths, and side shows of all kindswill offer entertainment up and downthe street.Jeanne Birkhoff, as chairman of thefood committee, will have charge ofthe refreshments nnd candy conces¬sions to be sold during the fete. Tick¬ets are on sale in Ida Noyes foyer andthe ticket booth in Mandel hall everyday between the hours of 11 and 1:30. Y. M. C. A. ANNOUNCESSLATE OF NOMINEESUP FOR VOTE APR. 6Elections of officers for the Y. M.C. A. will be held Friday, Apr. 6.Balloting will be carried on from 9to 5 in the Y. M. C. A. rooms in Ellishall. The annual Installation Ban¬quet is to be held the following Fri¬day, Apr. 17, in Hutchinson commons.Stanley Coulter, Dean of men at Pur¬due University, is the speaker.Nominees selected by the commit¬tee are as follows: Pres., Earl Gray,Russell Pettit: Vice-Pres., Harry Har-kin, Josef Hektoen; Secretary, HuehLaRountv and Robert Skinner. Allthose whose names were on the mem¬bership list before Feb. 6 are entitledto vote. Carl Fales. Lars Carlson,Lennox Grey, and Bert Hindmarchform the nominating committee.Tickets will be in demand for theInstallation Banquet, ns Dean Coul¬ter, who is to speak, is wldelv knownthroughout the country. He has beenDean of men at Purdue for 35 years.At this banquet the retiring presidentwill give a report for the year, Pres.Burton will receive the new officers,and the new head will name themembers of his cabinet. Tickets areseventy-five cents nnd may be hadat the Y. M. C. A. office or from themembers of the present cabinet.Page 1 wo THE DAILY MAROON, Friday. March 16, 1923.Slip Daily JHarmntThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun*day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, l'.Mrti, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThr- Western Conference Press AssoeintlmFOR SENIORSWe are anxious to hear that Sen¬iors are beginning to pay their dues.Every year the treasurer and membersof the finance committee spend count¬less hours trying to get thoughtlessor procrastinating classmates off thedelinquent list.We have found that many neargraduates do not know what ^heirfive-fifty will be used for. Each per¬son who pays receives a year’s sub¬scription to the University of Chicagomagazine, and (for the fifty cents) adistinctive costume, delivered andused at the time of the Alumni Dayparade in June. The remainder ofthe amount is used to help purchasethe gift which will be made to theUniversity.Another point of interest to sen¬iors: The gift committee is still call¬ing for suggestions. When sendingin the dues, attach a note bearingyour most brilliant thought upon thesubject of what the class could mostappropriately leave behind as a memento of its worth. probably be added, but an idea maybe gained of the scope of the bookand of the great need it will fill.The influence which this custommay have bids fair to extend overmany years and to reach great num¬bers of students. The alumnus whograduates will be better acquaintedwith his Alma Mater and may, inci¬dentally, be more interested in herwelfare. The undergraduate will beable to talk more convincingly onmatters pertaining to the college andhis value to the institution will thusbe increased. The prospective stu¬dent may purchase the book and gaina true conception of the college andof what he may expect to find in theNittany Valley. The citizen of thestate and friend of the college maylearn of his state’s educational insti¬tution hnd become well informed con¬cerning it, something which is rarelyfound in Pennsylvania.The book will probably be subjectedto revision from time to time to in¬sure a product of such quality as willbe a credit to the college. It seemsthat the entire project is blest witha large number of advantages, greatlyin excess of the disadvantages thatmight be enumerated in a discussionof the matter. The custom is a worthyone and merits the support of all.—The Penn State Collegian.CONTEMPORARYCOMMENTSAN EXAM FOR FRESHMENThe student body should become ac¬quainted with the latest custom whichwill go into effect during the nextschool term. Every member of theclass of 1927 and of those followingwill be required to pass an examina¬tion covering Penn State history, tra¬ditions, government, customs, and sta¬tistics before he may became a socialsophomore. The examination will beconducted by the Student Council andmay be a required credit for all fresh¬men courses. This innovation at PennState promises considerable good forthe institution.One of the necessary steps in theinauguration of this custom will bethe publication of a book, to be usedas a text in preparation for the exam¬ination. The value of such a bookcannot be denied. It will probablycontain that information which willbe treasured by the class men duringtheir lives, for it will contain in a con¬densed, yet complete, form all thatthey wish to know about their AlmaMater.It is thought by a few that thisbook would duplicate the work of theY. M. C. A. Handbook, but this is notso, according to the plans of thosewho are sponsoring the new idea. Atpresent, the handbook gives but abrief resume of the constitution andgovernment of a few of the campusorganizations. The proposed bookmight well be of textbook size, notto be carried about but to be usedfor home work only, and would notinclude such features as detailed in¬formation on the working of the stu¬dent government, on eligibility rulesfor sports, and for numeral and let¬ter awards, on the system of sportmanagerial competition as enforcedby the Athletic Association and bythe campus publications, on the inter¬pretation of and causes for each cus¬tom, on the purpose of the variouscampus honorary societies, besidesauthentic versions on the history andtraditions of the institutions, and anexplanation of the relation of the col¬lege to the state. Other features will END OF THE QUARTERFaculty members on the campusfind it very hard to impress upon stu¬dents that the end of the winter quar¬ter is only a very little way off. Hav¬ing had considerable experience insuch matters they urge in every waypossible that term papers and reportscannot well be left to the last dayof the quarter. They point out tostudents that final examinations andpreparations for such will take upevery spare moment of the student’stime during the week devoted to thesematters.But, in spite of these definite andwell founded warnings, many studentscontinue their haphazard habits of allowing all the quarter’s work to pileup, with the expectation of doing thewhole lot during the final week. Itcan be done. No one can deny, even,that In many cases it has been done.But on the other hand no one cansupport the assertion that the workdone under such stressed conditionsis of a quality comparable with workdone under conditions allowing timefor more thought and revision.Students should take note of thesefacts and check up on themselves.There is still plenty of time remain¬ing in the quarter in which to pre¬pare work of creditable nature—butthere is certainly not too much time.Another matter to be considered isthe time allowed the members of thefaculty to correct and grade workhanded in during the last two or threedays of the quarter. It is psycho¬logically certain that papers will re-F. W. 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It is needlessto say that any consideration of thestudent’s paper taken during timeswhen the instructor’s time is not soshort, will be somewhat in favor ofthe student.Thus, taken as a whole, both fromthe viewpoint of the students and theinstructor, the entire advantage lieswith the student who is careful tohand in his quarter’s work sufficientlyearly.—The Utah Chronicle.People of Good TasteEnjoy eating in the pleasantsurroundings of this cozy placewhere all the regular girlsand fellows meet. Here you willfind a tempting array of goodthings to eat.Colonial Tea Room1328 E. 57th St., near KenwoodTable d’Hote or a la CarteServiceReservations made for PartiesOpen 11 A. M. to 7:30 P. M.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St., adjacento Frolic Theatre. 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Madison, laalso a Smith'sEmporium How do you knowyou can’t afford Europe?Have you ascertained the cost of cross¬ing on one of our delightful cabin ships?Do you know that accommodations canbe obtained as low as $120 with thebest food and service that the shipaffords, full use of spacious decks,attractive public rooms and all thepleasures of a sea voyage—in itself theideal summer vacation ?Our cabin fleet includes some of thefinest ships in the North Atlantic.The atmosphere aboard them is trulycosmopolitan—men of affairs travellingwith their families, students, people ofrefinement from many walks of life.W rite today for our booklet —"Your Tripto Europe”— and detailed information.^xWHite Star Linex#American Line */ red Star Lin&International Mercantile Marine Comma*)?No. 1 Broadway, New York------ - - --- ■ - ■■*TAKE SOME FRIEND WITH YOU WHEN YOUGO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYST. PAUL’S EPISCOPAL50th and DorchesterGeorge H. Thomas, RectorSunday Services: 8, 9:30, 10 (Sun¬day School) 11 A. M. and 5 P. M.HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH56th and WoodlawnC. W. Gilkey and L. A. Crandall,Ministers9:45 A. M. Sunday School11 A. M.—“Great Expectations ofGod.”7 P. M.—Ralph P. Truitt on “Men.tal Hygiene.”8 P. M.—“Christian Living an Ad¬venture.”WOODLAWN BAPTIST CHURCH62nd and UniversityMelbourne P. Boynton, Minister6529 Inglesidc Ave. H. P. 840010:30 A. M.—Rev. B. E. Allen willpreach.7:45 P. M.—Pastor Boynton willpreach.Young People’s meetings, Thurs¬days 8 P. M. Students especiallyinvited.ISAIAH TEMPLEHyde Park Bl. .and Greenwood Ave.Dr. Joseph Stolz, RabbiFriday Evening at 8 o'clock.Saturday Morning at 10:30.Everybody welcome.CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER, jEPISCOPAL56th St. and DorchesterJohn Henry Hopkins, RectorSundays 8 A. M., 9:15 A. M.,11 A. M., 7:30 P. M.Three services each week day.Church always open for private devotions.ST. PAUL’S UNIVERSALISTMidway and Dorchesfer Ave.Minister, L. Ward Brigham10:00—Discussion Hour.11 A. M.—“The Way to Truth.”7:45 A. M.—Illustrated Lecture;Frank Bacon in “Lightning.” FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH935 East 50th StreetPerry J. Stackhouse Minister11 A. M.—“The Faith thta Saves.”8 P. M.—“Danger Signs for JayWalkers.”Students InvitedTENTH CHURCH OF CHRIST,SCIENTIST5640 Blackstone Ave.ServicesSunday Morning at 10:45 o’clock.Sunday Evening at 7:45 o’clock.Sunday School for those under 20years, Sunday at 12 noon.Wednesday Evening Meetingswhich include testimonies of Chris¬tian Science healing, at 8.Tenth Church Reading Room55th and BlackstoneA cordial invitation to attend ourservices and visit our Reading roomis extended to all.WOODLAWN ENGLISH LUTH¬ERAN CHURCHTemporary place of worship, Wood¬lawn Masonic Temple, 64th andUniversityClarence E. Paulus, MinisterStudent Bible Classes at 9:45 A. M.Worship at 11 A. M.H. P. METHODIST CHURCH54th and BlackstoneJoshua Stansfield, Pastor9:46, Sunday School11 A. M.—“God is a Spirit.”7:45 P. M.—“The Straight andNarrow.”5:30 P. M.—Supperette and Social6:30 P. M.—Epworth League.HYDE PARKCONGREGATIONAL56th and DorchesterPaul G. Macy, PastorTheodore G. Soares, Preacher11 A. M.—“Brethern, What ShallWe do?”6 P. M.—Scrooby Club.THIRTY CAGE TEAMSACCEPT INVITATIONSTO INTERSCHOLASTICStar High School Squads toRepresent Twenty-fiveStatesLatest reports from the NationalInterscholastic committee indicatethat the full quota of thirty-two in¬vitations have been sent to the stronghigh school basketball teams of thecountry, thirty of which have ac¬cepted.A report i ssued yesterday liststwelve teams that have sent in theiracceptances. They are: HaggermanHigh School, Haggerman, New Mex¬ico; El Paso, Texas; Pine Bluff, Ar¬kansas; Pu Pont High of Louisville;Walla Walla, Washington; LanierHigh, Macon, Georgia; Springfieldand Dixie, Utah; Hume Fogg, Nash¬ville; Mesa, Arizona; Eatonville,Washington; Scott High of Toledo;New Trier and Merton.Entries From Many StatesIt is expected that a total oftwenty-five states will be representedin the tournament. Most of theseteams are state champions and thebest representatives of the locality.Already entries are listed represent¬ing East, West, South and MiddleWest.Passaic, the sensational team thathold’s the world’s record for wins, hasnot yet accepted her invitation. Thisteam, it is claimed, has been the sen¬sation of the Atlantic Seaboard leaguefor the last five years. Whether ornot it will come to Chicago remainsto be seen.Arrange Tours ForUniversity StudentsOpportunity to participate in toursto Europe has been offered to stu¬dents and instructors in the Univer¬sity. Three tours are being arrang¬ed: An Art Students’ Tour, a Stu¬dents’ Tour to France, under the au¬spices of Federation de l’AllianceFrancaise, and a Students’ Tour toItaly, under the auspices of the ItalyAmerica society.Students and instructors interestedare asked to apply to The Instituteof International Education, 419 West117th St., New York City.Official NoticesA meeting of all the cadet officerswill be held today at 6 at the DeltaUpsilon house.THE LATCHSTRING OF OURNEW HOME IS OUTHave You Pulled it ForTea, Dancing, Lunch orDinnerTHE GARGOYLE5704 Dorchester Ave.Better cakes and schnecker than everWANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. B PRIVATE Lessons, $5.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314LEARN TO DANCE NOW—Teresa Dolan DancingAcademy63rd St. and Stony Island AvenueBeginners Monday Eve—12 Les., $5.00Private lessons by appointment.Academy or Branch Studio:5401 Cottage Grove Ave.You are invited toSunday Dinnerat the ShantyRoast Virginia Ham and SweetPotatoes;Chicken ala King, Hot Biscuits;New Spinach, and other good things.75c 12 to 3 P. M.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 E. 57th Street“The Popular Eat Shop" THE DAILY MAROON, Friday, March 16, 1923. Page ThreeNew Annual FundFor FellowshipsAnnouncement was made yesterdayfrom Dean Gale’s office of an annualaward of $5000 by the Charles A.Coffin Foundation for fellowships tothe graduate universities, collegesand technical schools of the UnitedStates. They are to enable studentsof proved ability who could not oth¬erwise continue, to enter higher re¬search work; and will be in the fieldsof electricity, physics, and physicalchemistry. Work may De carried oneither in this country or abroad. Aminimum allowance of $500 accompa¬nies each fellowship.All candidates should make appli¬cation on forms obtained irom Dr.Frank B. Jewett, chairman Fellow¬ship and Research committee, 33West 39th St., New York, before Apr.15th. Those who are awarded fellow¬ships will be notified by June 1. Af*opy of the original announcementhas been sent to Information, whereany one interested may obtain thecomplete details.“WHITE ELEPHANTS” WANTEDFOR CLUB RUMMAGE SALEOld clothes, old furniture, “any¬thing you don’t want,’’ is the call re¬ceived from the Wyvern rummagesale, which is being held today, Fri¬day and Saturday at 5489 Lake Park.The rummage sale is being givento raise money for the Wyvern schol¬arship fund. A plea has been madeby Alma Cramer to all women to turnin their “white elephants” either at5489 Lake Park or to her at her roomin Green hall. “I wish that if anyone has anything to Drtng in shewould do so as soon as possible. Wewill appreciate the co-operation ofthe campus very much indeed.”Aunt Mary’s ChocolatesOne and one-half pounds,Only $1.00We send parcel post to any part ofthe United States, theseSuperb Hand Dipped ChocolatesEqual or better than chocolates soldfor $1.50 a pound.A pleasing variety of centers: nuts,fruits, nougats, caramels, velvetycreams or all peppermints if desired.Made fresh daily. Sent direct toyou. Satisfaction guaranteed.Address Aunt Mary’s Chocolate Co.310 West Superior St. Chicago, IllTypewriters!Remington 32.53Royal 30.00Corona 27.51Molle . 39.51Und Port 40.00Rem Port 50.00Underwood $40.00Large Assortment of all MakesTerms Granted—Rental Appliedon Purchase Price.Full Line of Typewriter SuppliesReliable Typewriter Co.Wab. «t«g 325 Plymouth Ct COLLEGE LIFEYale University is to erect a newastronomical observatory as a branchof-the university in either South Af¬rica or New Zealand.Dartmouth—Records show that tjieGazette, the university paper, startedin 1800, is now the oldest recognizedcollege newspaper in America. Dan¬iel Webster was one of the earliestcontributors to this paper.Cornell is to offer instruction in eti¬quette as part of the home-makingcourse which is being taught there.Columbia University is institutinga new course, Practical Political Sci¬ence, in which men, prominent in po¬litical and national affairs, will givelectures.Alpha Sig PledgesAlpha Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Donald C. Plant of Chi¬cago.Gentlemen, All—Why don’t you come to the Sissonthis Saturday evening to dine anddance ? Join the crowd of youngfolks, dance to the music of the fa¬mous Sisson Society Syncopators.Special DinnerIncluding Dancing$1.50Or Come in After Dinner, the CoverCharge Is Only $1.00The Sisson welcomes the students tothe dinner-dances every Wednesdayand Saturday!Lake Michigan at 53d StreetTelephone Fairfax 1000Student AgentsMake BIG MONEY SellingRadio Cigar LighterAn imported novelty. A lighterthat always works. No flint and steel,no friction. It just lights, we don’tknow how. 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Wabash Ave. J“hN.r.hPage Four Friday, March 16, 1923.ODE ON FIRST GLANCING ATTHE LATEST LIST OF VICTIMSFifteen more, ah, fifteen moreThe golden key have got;Four years of toil,Much midnight oil,No joy, no jests, all rot!* * *At that, we wish we had one of thelittle trinkets to hang on to our In-gersoll.* * *John Van Zant, one of the selectfifteen, blew into the office after theordeal with face beaming as per us¬ual. Johnnie, according to himself,lives the ascetic life for four nightseach week and on the fifth goes forthfor one wild time.“When I feel real wicked I go tothe Tivoli; when I fell only moder¬ately wicked I drink a chocolate malt¬ed; and when I feel deliciously virtu¬ous I read The Circle.”We have two more quarters leftto try this program.While there’s Horlick’s there’s hope.* *■ *Maroon News StandSaturday Eve. Pose Foster hallThe Red Book Daily MaroonThe New Republic.. .Freshman ClassYouth’s CompainionDorothea EmersonWoman’s Home CompanionPowder Puff* * *By this time you must have no¬ticed that the Whistle is far betterthan usual. Jacques is out at Evans¬ton atending the Midwest StudentConference. The Whistler turnedpolitician. Oh, well, now’s a goodchance to get back at the Dekes.* * *H. H. H.—The bird who writessports on the other side of the aisle—complains that he and his cohortsmiss the daily supply of fags usuallydealt out by Jacques. We fear if thepressure continues we shall have totake up the vile habit.* * *TIS A TOUGH JOBThe office tore its locks,It thought that jokes were there—Alas! No inspirations came—But only lots of hair.Edith.* * *Famous DropsRainkickYou are pedJust a !* * *We have it on good authority thatthe University weather man had touse an umbrella yesterday in thecourse of his duties. Again we sayMaxwell is a fake!* * *CLEOPATRA AND HER SAGA(This review is slightly delayed, aswe wished to collect the opinion of allother authorities who might wish towrite vox pops on the subject beforeHotTeaBiscuitEvery day—any timeyou want them.They are deliciousYou don’t even have toeat them—they melt inyour mouth. ®BALDWINS1025 E. 55TH ST.Between Edit and Greenwood*7iy Students for Students” 1 publishing our final decision.)I. Now in regards to the first playof the saga, which is written by aguv named Bernard somebody. BobPoliak, as stage manager, displayedremarkable ability in the way of mak¬ing quick decisions and all that sortof thing. In fact, we could not havedone better ourselves.II. Now our analysis brings us tothe second one. This started out rath¬er good and we were settling downto a study of the advertisements onthe program, and taking everythinginto consideration, the dope was allset for a pleasant evening. But some¬time along about the end of it oneof the personis dramaticae forgot hislines. The prompter had brought acopy of The British Poets by mis¬take, instead of the play, so the onlychance of success was to start at thebeginning and take chances on some¬body remembering it. They tried thisprocess two or three times.Meanwhile the janitor was gettingdesperate, being anxious to clean thehall up in time for chapel Mondaymorning. As a last resort he climb¬ed up in the Tower and played theAlma Mater on the chimes; but itwas no use.Finally the prompter happened tofind Dryden in his copy of The Brit¬ish Poets and there was a play therethat seemed to be a fairly good play,so they finished up with that.Phrosche.* * *Famous Last LinesPlease reverse the charges, Central.Dopey et al.MAN TO CONTINUEEVOLUTION—SIMPSON(Continued from page 1)tains an end to use that end as ameans toward a still higher end.Prof. Simpson believes it highlyprobable that the mind is a form ofenergy—akin to physical energy, per¬haps. 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