/> QL\)t Bail? JfflaroonVol. 21. No. 76. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, Thursday, March 1, 1923. Price 5 Cent.Vs>>>J♦' )I4*Is44V*.1*k144(r Y. W. ANNOUNCESNOMINATIONS FORCABINET OFFICERSSavilla Millis and WinifredWishart Candidates For. .PresidencyWINIFRED KING WILL NOT RUNThe members of the first cabinetof the y. W. C. A. have announcedthe names of the women who are torun for the major offices of that or¬ganization for the coming year. Theoffices and the candidates are as fol¬lows:President—Savilla Millis and Win¬ifred Wishart.Vice-President — Margaret Abra¬ham and Winifred King.Secretary—Ella Marks and JuliaRhodus.Treasurer—Calista Twist and JeanFalconer.Contrary to a previous announce¬ment in The Daily Maroon, WinifredKing will not run for the presidency,since it was felt that having acceptedthe position as member of the Under¬graduate Council she would not havetime for another major activity. Shehas, therefore, been nominated forvice-president, a position which willrequire less time.The officers who will be replacedby those elected are: President, RtithSeymour; vice-president, Ruth Bow¬ers; secretary, Alpha Harper; andtreasurer, Eleanor Mills.Hold Tea for Candidates Today, 3:30Atea, at which the members of theY. W. C. A. may meet the candidates,is to be held this afternoon from3:30 to 6:30 in the Y. W. C. A. roomin Ida Noyes hall. This tea is thequarterly tea of the Social commit¬tee, and all members have been urgedto attend. “Since our membershipis so large,” said Ruth Seymour, pres¬ident, “this is about the only way inwhich all the candidates can be metby all the members, and we are anx¬ious that all members of the organi¬zation should vote.” Voting will takeplace on March 7, from 10 to 4, in thefoyer of Ida Noyes hall.At the Friendship dinner, to begiven on March 9, at 6 in the biggymnasium, announcement will bemade of the results of the voting.YEARBOOK CALLS INACTIVITY CARDS OFDELINQUENT SENIORSWith but 300 of the 671 Senior ac¬tivity cards in the hands of the Capand Gown, the completion of theSenior section of the University an¬nual is indefinitely delayed. It is nec¬essary that the cards be turned inat once to the yearbook office in El¬lis hall, according to an announce¬ment of the editors.“It is impossible for us to obtaincomplete data without the cards,”said Crandall. “The only other sourceof information we have is the Record¬er’s office, which will only furnish afew of the desired facts. Those wnohave failed to get cards may obtainthem at the Cap and Gown office.”Tau Delta Phi PledgesTau Delta Phi announces thepledging of Charles Klinenberg, Al¬exander Isaacs and Milton Kaufman,all of Chicago.Western Club DinnerThe Western Club will give a din¬ner at 6 o’clock on Friday in IdaNoyes hall. All members have beeninvited to attend.SENIOR CHAIRMEN MEETAll Senior dlass committeechairmen will meet today at 12 inHarper M-ll. TALK OF TUT’S TIMEAT LECTURE MONDAYI’rof. Luckenbill to Tell How TombWas DiscoveredA “King Tut Session” is to be puton Monday, Mar. 5 at 4:30 in Mandelhall, under the auspices of the Uni¬versity Y. M. C. A. Professor D. D.Luckenbill of the Haskell Orientalmuseum will talk on the historical andscholastic background for this presentEgyptian discovery.Those in charge of the lecture de¬clare that the speaker has intimateknowledge of the circumstances of thediscovery. Prof. Luckenbill was overin Egypt two years ago and will givea personal back ground to his talk.He is acquainted with the Earl ofCarnarvon, who is in charge of the ex¬pedition which recently opened Tut’stomb.Prof. Luckenbill, among otherthings, will discuss why the Pharaohshad tunneled tombs, what became ofthe other Pharaohs, how Tutenkham¬on’s tomb came to be discovered, andwhy there is such a vast treasure inhis tomb and what it means to his¬tory and science.ELECT OFFICERS OFREYNOLDS CLUB INBALLOT TOMORROWThomas Unopposed For Presi¬dency: Polls Open9 to 5The official list of nominees for of¬fices in the Reynolds club was an¬nounced yesterdav bv John Coulter,present secretary, as follows: forpresident, John Thomas; fcr vice-pres¬ident, John Coulter and Sidney Bern¬stein; for treasurer, Philip Barto andFred Law (by petition); for secretary,Howard Amick; for librarian, LouisShimberg. The names of Daniel Pro-theroe and Robert Poliak have beenwithdrawn.Polls Open From 9 to 5Elections for all offices will be heldin the Reynolds club tomorrow from9 until 5. The election commission ap¬pointed at the caucus last week in¬cludes Abel Brown, Harold Smith,Bertram Granquist, Edward Wilson,and Clarence Elliot. Candidates foroffice will not be permitted to solicitvotes in the club rooms, according toHarry English. Questionnaires con¬cerning conditions and suggested im¬provements in the Reynolds club willaccompany the ballots.Give Results At SmokerElection results will be publishedtomorrow at an informal smoker to beheld in the club from 8 until 10. En¬tertainment will also be furnished bythe University boxing and wrestlingclass. There will be at least three box¬ing matches and two wrestling match¬es, according to Otto Strohmeier, pres¬ident of the club. Music and cigaretteswill be offered in addition.An informal dance will be given inthe club on Friday, March 9, to wel¬come in the new officers. Music willbe furnished by the orchestras of“Memph” Davis and Morris Lipsey.Dramatic Club MeetingMr. Hamilton Coleman will addressthe members of the Dramatic club ata meeting to be held this afternoonat 4:30 in Cobb 12-A.Tickets for Canfield LecturesMembers of the faculty and studentbody desiring to hear the DorothyCanfield lecture next Thursday havebeen advised to procure their ticketsbefore Saturday, March 3, in Cobb11-A. On and after this date, tick¬ets will be available to the generalpublic. The office of Public Lecturesannounces that tickets will be requir¬ed for admittance, but they are tobe given away free of charge. PROF. BREASTEDNOTABLE FIGUREAT TUT’S TOMBHis Son, Charles Breasted JustReturned FromEgyptTELLS OF WONDERS OF TOMBBecause of his reputation as one ofthe world’s foremost Egyptologists,Prof. James Henry Breasted, Chair¬man of the Department of OrientalLanguages and Literatures, is play¬ing a leading role in the drama whichis being enacted at the scene of KingTutenkhamon’s tomb in Egypt. Hisscientific knowledge of the life of theNile-dwellers has caused the membersof the excavating expedition to dele¬gate to him the task of translatingthe hieroglyphic inscription bearingbearing the secrets of King Tut’s an¬cient regime.Charles Breasted, ’21 and son ofProf. Breasted, has just returned toChicago from Egypt where he visitedthe famous sarcophagus and fraternized with many of the scientists whoare participating in the great under¬taking. Consequently he brings backmany interesting tales of the greattomb and the splendors which it hadso long concealed from human eyes.Prof. Breasted Hurries To The TombYoung Breasted, in an interviewyesterday with The Daily Maroon, de¬clared that, purely by chance, hisfather had been vacationing within afew miles of the structure when it wasdiscovered, and was therefore ableto arrive early on the scene, being thefirst scientist to view the mound andthe first Egyptologist to enter theouter chamber. Although the restof the party disagreed with his pre¬diction, Prof. Breasted insisted thatthe work would turn out to be a tomb,not, as they believed, merely a reposi¬tory for royal treasure. When the ex¬cavation is completed, he will urge thatthe tomb should not be vandalized butthat the king’s body and the articlespertaining to the funeral rites shouldbe left as they are.Lord Carnarvon, the British peer incharge of the expedition, is of thesame opinion. The Arabs, however,are not interested in these findingsas antiquities, but merely for theirmonetary value; therefore if KingTut’s treasures are left in their hands,the>r fate may be an unhappy one.Tut’s Treasures Are PricelessAs these articles are absolutelyunique, the price they would bring ifoffered for sale cannot be computed,The four alabaster jars, the ‘cat withthe pink tongue,” the two statues ofthe king, the beautiful throne-chairsand the four chariots found in theouter chamber are heavily enlaid withgold and precious stones and are ofwonderful workmanship. Severalchests and boxes found in the tombhave not yet been opened; one canonly guess what rich and wonderfulmementoes of a forgotten civilizationthey will disclose. The whole struc¬ture is so large and so packed withfurniture and valuables that scientistsestimate that the excavation will re¬quire three years before its comple¬tion.The date of the reign of the mightyKing Tutenkhamon is assigned toabout 1350 B. C. At this time theHebrew people were still shepherd nomads; the Trojan war had not yet oc-cured; and Rome was not even anidea.The extent of the discoveries inEgypt has overshadowed extraordi¬nary findings being disclosed by exca¬vators on the site of ancient Carthage.Here relics of the Carthaginian civil¬ization, known to the world onlythrough Roman and Greek writings,are being brought to light.Presbyterian Club MeetsThe Presbyterian club will have abusiness meeting this afternoon at4:30 in Harper M-17. According toClyde Rogers, the president, impor¬tant matters will Jbe discussed andall members have been urged toattend. UNDERGRADUATE PUBLICATIONSFORM JOINT ADVISORY BOARDEditors And Business Managers of Daily Maroon,Cap And Gown, Phoenix and Circle Repre¬sented On Informal OrganizationHOLD CAST TRYOUTSFOR FRIARS MARCH 7New Manuscript Offers Many Oppor¬tunities for TalentTryouts for cast parts in Earl Lud-gen’s Blackfriar show, “The Filmingof Friars,” will be held next Wednes¬day night at 7:15. The complete char¬acter cast will be announced in tomor¬row’s issue of The Daily Maroon, withdetailed instructions in regard to themanner in which the competition willbe conducted.“We are expecting a large turn-toutof student talent,” said Abbot FrankLinden.” We hope that many of themen who aided us in producing “Any¬body’s Girl” will offer services foradaptation to the 1923 show. Thereare many good parts to be had, andsome excellent opportunities for eccen¬tric talent.”ATHENIAN TRAGEDYTO BE PRESENTEDBY CLASSICS CLUBDorothy Koch To Take Lead¬ing Role As Priestess ofAphroditeAn Athenian tragedy, “Iphigenia atTaurus’ ’will be presented by the Un¬dergraduate Classical club at 8:15 onFriday in Ida Noyes theatre. Theplay is a masterpiece of the trage¬dian, Euripides, and wiH be presentedin an English verse translation.The title role, that of a priestess ofAphrodite, will be taken by DorothyKoch. The scene of the play is laidat the temple, where all strangerswho pass are sacrificed to the god¬dess. Orestes, the brother of thepriestess, is roaming the earth, pur¬sued by the furies for the crime ofkilling his mother. He pases the tem¬ple and is brought in for Iphigenia,who does not recognize him, for sacri¬fice.Tickets for the performance will besold for twenty-five cents each andmay be obtained from Olive Koch, atBeecher hal or from any other mem¬ber of the elub.IL CIRCOLO ITALIANO WILLENTERTAIN ITALY’S CONSULComm. Leopoldo Zunini, the Italianconsul, and Signora Zunini will bethe guests of 11 Circolo Italiano at areception to be held in their honorthis afternoon at 4:30 in Ida Noyeshall. The Vice-Consul, Cav. Dali’Ange, has also been invited. TheConsul will speak on “The PrivateLife of Dante,” and a musical pro¬gram will be presented. The Clubwill receive the Consul into honorarymembership.Members of the faculty and theFrench, Spanish and Pan-Americanclubs have been cordially invited toattend.Swipiming Meet Today at 4The first of the three contests be¬tween the Junior and Senior collegeswimming teams will take place to’-day at 4 in the pool of Ida Noyeshall. The swimming meets consist ofevents in diving, form, speed andplunge. The Junior college team iscaptained by Elizabeth Hull, and themanager is Lucy Lamon; and JuliaRhodus is captain of the Senior col¬lege team, of which Helen Kraft ismanager. Every one is invited to at¬tend the meet.Beta Announces PledgingBeta Theta Pi announces the pledg¬ing of John Merriam of Chicago. Formation of an unofficial publica¬tion board, by campus publications, toact in an advisory capacity to all stu¬dent publications it was announcedyesterday. Membership in the boardhas been extended to the editors andbusiness managers of The Daily Ma¬roon, The Circle, The Phoenix and theCap and Gown.The board, according to those whoattended the initial meeting at whichpolicies were formulated, wil attemptto solve problems common to all pa¬pers and to devise means wherebycloser union and cooperation will bebrought about between the organiza¬tions represented. No attempt willbe made to extend the board’s func¬tions to financial matters except asall publications may be helped thrujoint action.May Sponsor Circulation DriveIf plans now under considerationmature the first work of the advisoryorganization will be to formulateplans for a common circulation drive.Later, if the work of the boardproves a success, its function may beextended to a readjustment of thesystem under which advertising issold. Believing that the present planunder which all student publicationsoperate through their own advertis¬ing solicitors and are virtually com¬peting with each other, members ofthe board are working on a planwhereby solicitors for one paper willattempt to sell advertising for al pub ¬lications.If possible, the board will attemptto have all publications housed in thesame building, preferably Ellis hall,since two of them already have officeswhile a third has its temporary quar¬ters there.SECURE BENSON’SBEST FOR FROSH-SOPH PROMENADEOpen Sale of Tickets To UperClassmen AfterFridayBenson’s Selected Syncopators werechosen to furnish music for theFrosh-Soph Prom at a meeting ofthe committee chairmen last night.“This orchestra will give us snappymusic, the kind that appeals to thecollegiate dancer,” said Ruffin John¬ston, social chairman of the Sopho¬more class and in charge of theaffair.“Purchase of tickets will be openedto upperclassmen after Friday, in or¬der to give sophomores and freshmenpreference, since the demand far ex¬ceeded the capacity of the hall lastyear,” Johnston pointed out. Ticketsare for sale at the Bookstore, Rey¬nolds club, Y. M. C. A* and by salespeople on campus.Prom After BanquetThe Prom will not interfere withthe Skull and Crescent banquet ear¬lier in the evening, it was announced.This affair will last from 6 to 9,while the former does not begin untilafter 9.A novel and attractive scheme ofdecorations has been worked out forthe Prom. Green will be used in thecolor scheme in accordance with theprevailing spirit of St. Patrick’sDay.Hamilton Coleman, producer ofBlackfriars and co-star with DeanBoynton in the “Beaux’ Strata¬gem,” will speak before the Uni¬versity Dramatic association meet¬ing to be held today at 4:30 in Cobh12-A. The Gargoyles, membersof the association and all those in¬terested in University dramaticshave been urged to be present.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, Thursday, March 1, 1923.Daily fflarnmtTkt Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubllghod mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mull at the Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, 1900, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference l'rees AssociationON THE KU KLUXRead the editorial upon the KuKlux Klan which appeared in yester¬day’s Chicago Tribune. It commentsadmirably upon the status of thismost pernicious of our national organ¬izations.EXHUMING THE DEADProf. W. A. Hammond, dean of thefaculty of Cornell university, madethe following statement to one of hisclases, in speaking of the recent Egyp¬tian discoveries: “The twentieth cen¬tury shows too little reverence. Think,how would you like it, if three thou¬sand years from now, the Saracenshad superseded our civilization, andhad broken into George Washington’stomb at Mount Vernon? How wouldyou like it if Abraham Lincoln’s boneswere carried off to Constantinople andplaced on display in a Saracenic mu¬seum? Yet that is precisely what LordCarnarvon is doing while the scientificworld applauds.”The twentieth century (much abusedperiod) is a bit irreverent, but as theresult of its progres in philosophy andscience. Our degree of reverence willalways keep pace with other phasesof our life. It is not an inherent qual¬ity. We are using the bodies of un¬known people for anatomical studiesin our medical schools—It is not un¬common to exhume and perform post¬mortems upon the bodies of peoplelong buried. And what a small de¬gree of honor is accorded them ascompared with that which PharoahTuenkhamon would receive should hismummified body be placed in a mu¬seum.QUITTERS? able, sympathetic, true-blue, women—no longer man’s plaything, but hislife-partner. — The University DailyKansan.Since the beginning of time, womenhave been material for slander andlibel. They have been accused ofweakness of mind and body, of worth¬lessness and lack of courage. Butnow comes the crowning insult of theages. The term “quitter” has beenhurled at them.Why? Because they started out toremake the world and give things ingeneral a shake-up. Because they de¬cided they wanted the vote and whenthey got it, they decided they didn’twant it. Because, after craving free¬dom and liberty for so many yearsthey have gotten it, only to put itcalmly aside for their elemental mis¬sion in life—that of home-making.And so they are quitters—accordingto “mere man.”But suppose we look around a bitand consider that old adage: “Romewas not built in a day.” “Mere man”may have cause to change his state¬ment that the excitement is all over,that after the women got what theywanted, they didn’t want it. Grantedthat the first excitement of havingequal rights with jnen had died down,it must be remembered that the con¬ventional reserve of centuries stand¬ing cannot be battled down in a de¬cade.The world has been shaken up agreat deal and much of it has beendue to feminine impetus. Not onlydo they desire the vote but the in¬creasing number of women in politicsforecasts Miss Anne Martin’s hopeof a 50-50 sex Congress. Perhapsour 20th Century Kiqghts have for¬gotten that a woman has been namedas candidate for the Nobel prize andthat two women rank among the fiveAmerican authors. And among theyounger celebrities may be rankedClare Sheridan.No, friend man, the woman is mostcertainly not a quitter! Howevermuch her new ventures may take herout into the world of men, she willalways be a “home-body.” Grieve notthat the wife and sweetheart of to¬day is so different from the motherand grandmother of yesterday. Re¬joice, rather, that she is all that hermother ever was—and more. Cap- CONTEMPORARYCOMMENTDATE RULES FOR MENIn the recent exodus from ourranks an overwhelming majority wereof the “sterner” sex. Is this a scorefor the women in the age-old contro¬versy as to which are the smarter,men or women, or does it merely goto show that K. U. men as a wholedo not spend as much time in studyas their sisters?Few men, or women either, wouldadmit the former, so the fault prob¬ably lies in lack of. study. The wo¬men are wondering if perhaps thisdeficiency might be accounted for bythe fact that the men have no daterules by which they are compelledto abide.True, if the women students are i’e-stricted as to the matter of dates, themen are also, automatically. But thetemptation is still there. What arerules made for if not to be broken ?And when they are, the blame alwaysfalls on the girl. For the first of¬fense she is merely called down; thesecond time she is cautioned not tolet it happen again; and after thethird warning sbe is called on thecarpet before the W. S. G. A., wheresuspension or some other punishmentresults.And during all these unpleasant oc¬currences, what is happening to theman?—absolutely nothing. Shouldn’the be made to take his share of thepunishment? The girl wouldn’t havehad the date had he not asked for it.Would there be so much breaking ofdate rules is University men wereheld as responsible and as much sub¬ject to punishment as the women are ?And would there be so many flunksamong the men if their dates wereas restricted as are those of the girls?“What’s sauce for the goose issauce for the gander.”LOST—Shell rimmed glases in blackleather case, in or near Harper.Kindly return to Maroon Office,care R. L. B.No LecturesNo Written WorkAt Babson Institute they make abusiness of teaching business tocollege trained men who wish totill ooskions of rt roonsibiiity andand trust without spending years atroutine work.Standard < h.ce equipment through¬out. No classes oi lectures, but abusiness schedule ot work from 8:30to 5:00 o'ciock, ii'cludiriq' daily con¬ferences directed by men with yearsof business experience, and discus¬sions with active laetoryand officeexecutive.; at their plants. This re¬moves ' instruction from thehypo-thefica! >ui ;; and helps the studentto look at hings in th< same light asa -nan actum y engaged in business.Bab:;nn Institute, an educational in¬stitution cttcowe J for the purpose offitting men for executive responsi¬bilities, invi es yru to send for thebookl r, “Training for BusinessLeadership.” Write today.Babson InstituteWellesley Hill*, (8o[g?j‘’,n<,f) Ma*».is the newest thrill in blues”—a dance record with a rovingcornet chorus, reaching HighCornet D,which is going some.Gene Rodemich *s Orchestraplays it. And it’s on a Bruns¬wick Record. Hear it. RecordNo. 2379.NOW ON SALE COLLEGE LIFEBerkely, Calif. Men donned cor¬duroys and women wore campusclothes at the annual “Junior Plug”held at the University of Californiarecently. The custom originated in1880 and is observed yearly.Iowa City, la. The honor systemis practically applied at the Univer¬sity of Iowa where apples are soldfrom a box labled: Apples five cents—honor system.Ann Arbor, Mich. At a recent in¬quiry conducted at the University ofMichigan, twelve of the prettiestwomen on the campus announced thatthey strongly objected to mustaches.Berkely, Calif. “Grow whiskers;shun co-eds; study in peace.” Thisis the formula for succes which hasbeen adopted by the members of a“Samson club,” an organization ofmen students at the University of Cal¬ifornia who complain of being “an¬noyed” by members of the oppositesex.Portland, Ore. The women of theUniversity of Oregon have sanctioneda flower ban at formals. This bringsforth the idea of vegetable corsages.It is held that their use would be eco¬nomical and satisfactory.To the Editor:My heart goes out to Daugherty,Jr., for I too have grown prematurelyold trying to coax the guardians ofW31 into giving me a book, any bookat all. A campus society should befounded of all who have given theirsouls to the devil at the same timethat they have blighted their younglives by suppressed profanity in thesesacred precincts where infinity is asnothing. I have found it easier onthe whole to try the Woodlawn branchor even the public library downtown.And the aspersion that friend Daugh¬erty casts on the elevator ancientsmust find a sympathetic echo in everyheart, like one of those universal truthswe come upon in Dante and Shakes-pere which our souls bound up to meethalf way. What is to blame—thecloistral atmosphere of Harper ? Hasthe architecture got in its deadly workon the inmates? For they move witha medieval, a monastical calm. Neverhave I seen faith in eternity so utterlyexpressed in action.Perhaps it is in order, now thatone’s spleen is touched ,to suggestthat the pleasant but rather deliber¬ate lady in charge of Classics LoanLibrary speed up a bit. Else a hu¬mane policy ought to dictate the plac¬ing of lounges in the corridors whereone might recline a one’s ease whilethe chimes ring out the hours.Now at last I know what theymeant who said to me that one mustbe of the leisure class rightly to en¬joy college life.A kick should end with a smile, andto show that I am no chronic growler,as well as to act in the interests ofpoetic justice, let me put in a wordfor one real worker—Miss Gordon ofDean Robertson’s office. A statue ofMiss Gordon ought to be erected onthe lawn outside of Harper, highenough so that it might glare downat the Back to Methuselahs therein.There is only fault with his sugges¬tion: Miss Gordon never glares.Has anyone ever thought of organ¬izing Pep Rallies for the universityhelp?Help! Lawrence MartinTonightSwiss Steak Dinner55cBaldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & GreenwoodBy Students For Students03 •^1& *n■NHn> lIsc/iVa H&9s9ft £.* in ■88°Hoo9-5T L8nS3 Congenial workfor college graduatesIn deciding upon one's life-work there is onevery important consideration every far-seeing manwill make. He will select a field where the edu¬cation gained through his college career will notbe wasted.An ideal future is offered by the Fire, Marineand Casualty Insurance business.Insurance is close to the interests of every busi¬ness. It is close to the interests of the officials ofevery business. It is a matter which will bringyou into immediate contact with big men andbig affairs.The Insurance Company of North America isa national, historical institution — founded in1792—with over a century and a quarter of wellearned prestige. Conservative policies and de¬pendable service have been responsible for thegrowth and for the constructive activities of theCompany in the development of the entireinsurance profession.Insurance Company ofNorth AmericaPHILADELPHIAand theIndemnity Insurance Company of North Americamite practically every form of insurance except life.THE GROUND HOG SAIDthere will be an early spring so don’t wait. Get your spring suitsand dresses out. LetUniversity Service Stationclean, repair, and press them. An early Easter suggests you get inline. We make suits and coats to order for both men and women.Drop in and see our line. Reasonable prices—Goods called forand delivered. Shoe repairing, shoeshining, expressing and laundryservice also.Phone Hyde Park 22426251 University AvenuePLAZA RESTAURANTQUALITY PRICE COURTESYTABLE a HOTE A LA CARTE1464 East 57th Street"ALWAYS OPEN"In College and Outof Collegeyou need aRemingtonPortableIn college for your themes, papers, lettersand lecture notes.Out of college for all your personalwriting.This machine will be your friend for life,making your work easier, making your timego further.Remember—it is the most complete of allportable typewriters — Standard Keyboard,with four rows of keys and noshifting for figures.Also the most compact—fits incase only 4 inches high. Price,complete with case, $60.UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue ChicagoREMINGTON TYPEWRITER CO.,Inc.220 South State St. ChicagoParagon Ribbons for Remington Portable Typewriters50c each—$5 a dozenTHE DAILY MAROON, Thursday, March 1, 1923. Page ThreeNAME ENTRIES FOR BIG ILLINOIS RELAYSPICK RUNNERS FORRELAY TEAMS FORDOWN-STATE MEETOrganize Four Mile And MileSquads For IndoorRacesSWIMMING MEETChicago Athletic Association, 44; Chi¬cago 24.WATER POLOChicago Athletic Association, 4; Chi¬cago, 0.The strongest runners on the Ma¬roon track team have been selectedto make up two teams to compete inthe big Illinois relays at Urbana Sat¬urday. With a wealth of fast quarter-milers and milers, Coach Stagg hasorganized mile and four mile teamsthat should place high in these im¬portant Illinois events.Pyott, Jones, Stitt and MacFarlanemake a mile team that will be hardto beat. In the past dual meets ofthe season, some of these men haverun together in good form, winningtheir relays in handy style. Stitt andJones have been consistent runnersall season, Stitt garnering a list offirsts.Krogh Leads Four Mile TeamThe four mile team is built aroundCaptain Krogh and promises to besuccessful. Krogh has proven him¬self one of the best college milers inthe country and will prove a great as¬set to the Maroons in this race.Spruth, Kennar and Bourke are theother cogs in this four mile machineand will give Krogh good support.Brickman Will be the only memberof the Maroon team to be enteredin the individual events. His hurd¬ling record has been good this season,and with strong competition heshould pull through in good style.All Cap and Gown subscriptionbooks must be turned in to the Capand Gown office today between 3:30and 4:30.TonightSwiss Steak Dinner55cBaldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & GreenwoodBy Students For Students SHOWING OF CAGETEAM BIG SURPRISETO LOCAL ROOTERSGiven Even Chance To CopRemaining Tilts With Pur¬due And PurpleTHE WEEK IN SPORTFriday—Varsity gym and fencingteams vs. Illinois at Urbana.Saturday—Varsity wrestling team vs.Wisconsin.Saturday—Varsity basketball team vs.Purdue at LaFayette.Saturday—Varsity track team in re¬lays at Urbana. LOhhtleV*\-cr*kHSRadio ProgramRegular Thursday evening Programto be broadcast from Station WHSTL“All Over Nothing At All.” Chorus:New Eligibility Rules, HumorSpreaders.“Three O’Clock in the Morning.”Psi U. Quartette.“Pack Up Your Sins”Chi Psi Oboe Trio.“I’m Just Wild About Harry.”Bass Solo by John Thomas.Saturday—Varsity swimming teamvs. Illinois at Urbana (2:30).With but two Big Ten games re¬maining on the schedule, the Maroonsnow occupy a position well up amongthe leaders in the Conference race.Of these tilts the Varsity is concededmore than an even chance of trim¬ming the Boilermakers at Purdue, andmay spring an upset by taking thefast Wisconsin five into camp.The 1923 season has been one ofsurprises to local followers of thecage game. At the beginning of thewinter, the Maroons were picked tofinish in last place and if lucky wouldwin two or possibly three of theirgames. In spite of these bear stories,the players have given their best andnow boast of two wins over Minne¬sota, a like number at the expense of jthe Buckeyes, and last week securedrevenge on Illinois by walking offwith the long end of a 24-20 count.Maroon Record ImprovesBy winning both of the remainingbattles the Varsity will experience an¬other meteoric rise in the percentage.A record of seven victories and fivedefeats is one to brag about, consider¬ing the circumstances under whichthe season got underway.In addition to perfecting a highlycommendable brand of teamwork, theVarsity is well represented among theleaders in individual points scored.Barnes, forward, is second to Funkof Iowa in the rating, while CampbellDickson is well up in the number offield goals accounted for. RADIO PROGRAM(From the Want Ad column).Desirable rooms for men oppositeStagg field. 6542 Ellis Ave.Evidently a relative of the W. K.genius who advertises “only a stone’sthrow from the railroad.”HONORY GREEKORDER FORMED INC. AND A. SCHOOL(headlines in yesterday’s Maroon)Is the pass word, “Roas’ Biff?”THREE ROUSING HURRAHS!When campus Kitty walks wi*h NedFrom Harper ’cross to Cobb,When profs, forget their cues and allThe gang loaf on the job,When Jimmy gets the golf clubs out,And twos by two appear,And Frier garters up his socks,You’ll know that spring is here.JacquelineFRATERNITY NEWS NOTESBeta Theta Pi announces the tub¬bing of John Merriam of Chicago.Delta Kappa Epsilon will servebeans today for lunch, this beingThursday.Alpha Delta Phi has purchased twonew dress ties, thereby making it*possible for seven of the brothers to goout formally on one evening, provid¬ ing they can borrow one dress shirtfrom Chi Psi.Psi Upsilon has purchased a newbridge table to replace the one brokenin the fall of 1919.Delta Tau Delta has purchased Vol.I and II of the Encyclopedia Brittan-nica, in order that Bro. Protheroe maybe seen from across the dinner table.We hear that the Campus is allagog over the discovery of a new an¬aesthetic by a certain Prof. We hearthat he demonstrated it in his classroom and put al lthe students to sleep.Huh, that’s nothing new.MORE SIGNS OF SPRINGThe Clubs are rejecting plans forhouse parties.WHSTL signing off.Jacques Inter Greek Bridge ScheduleLouis Stirling, manager of the In¬terfraternity Bridge tournament hasannounced the following schedule forthe twelfth round games:League AAcacia vs. Chi Psi.Zeta Beta Tau vs. Alpha Delta Phi.Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. Alpha SigmaPhi.Sigma Nu vs. Beta Theta Pi.Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. Alpha TauOmega.Delta Chi vs. Tau Delta Phi.Sigma Chi vs. Psi Upsilon.League BDelta Sigma Phi vs. Lambda ChiAlpha.Phi Sigma Delta vs. Delta Upsilon.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Kappa Sigma.The rest of the teams have com¬pleted their schedules or drew byes.Gifts that grow!Triwood Flower Shop1527 E. 63rd Street—Near Harper AvenueAs Near As Your PhoneHyde Park 5562, Say it with flowersYards 0444 Boulevard 9269PEOPLE’SCREAMCOMPANYICE CREAMThe Cream of All Creams, our“SUNDA E”Get It at U. of C. 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Join the crowd of youngfolks, dance to the music of the fa¬mous Sisson Society Syncopators.Special DinnerIncluding Dancing$1.50Or Come in After Dinner, the CoverCharge Is Only $1.00The Sisson welcomes the students tothe dinner-dances every Wednesdayand Saturday!Lake Michigan at 53d StreetTelephone Fairfax 1000 MOSERSHORTHANDCOLLEGESpecialThree Months CourseOpen to University Gradu¬ates or UndergraduatesBULLETIN ON REQUEST116 So. Michigan Ave.Twelfth Floor Randolph 4347CHICAGOHigh School GraduatesONLY are Enrolled “With All Thy Getting,Get Understanding*/I MASS stores of knowledge, cram your prettyhead full of facts and statistics, but never neglectthe cultivation of woman’s greatest asset—a charmingpersonality! And having acquired it—see that yourclothes express it—that they reveal your inner loveliness,your grace, your refinement and good taste.The designers of House of Youth apparel havestudied particularly the requirements of the girl at col¬lege, and every suit, coat and dress that bears the Houseof Youth label will be your silent partner in radiatingfresh, youthful charm.Get your copy of“SUCCESS INDRESS”, — thenew House ofYouth FashionMagazine, eitherfrom the Houseof Youth Storeor from us direct. THE HOUSE OF YOUTH38 East 39th Street, New York3 Avenue De L’Opera, Paris A smart shopnear you is nowfeaturing Houseof Youth Stylesfor Spring. Ifyou do not findit easily, writeus.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. Thursday, March 1, 1923.SHORTS ON INTERSCHOLIASTICChampion prep teams from the Pa¬cific coast will be entered in the In¬terscholastic Tournament this year.The State of Washington is planningto send the winner of their state tour¬ney which is being held this week- iend. Idaho will, in all probability,send their title winners.* * *Glen Rock and Sheridan, Wyo.,have asked for invitations. Each teamhas a clear slate thus far, and, whilethe winner of the two will undoubted¬ly be represented here, both teamsmay be invited.* # *Cathedral High, Minn., is leadingin the Head of the Lakes League.They have asked to come and willprobably appear on Bartlett floor asthey did last year. Duluth Central isa close second and will vie with Ca¬thedral for the honor of making thetrip.* * *Representing Montana will be Mis¬soula, a strong contender in lastyear’s tourney, being eliminated inthe semi-finals. Missoula is nowleading in the state.* * *One of the most interesting fea¬tures of the tournament will be theclashing of far eastern and far west¬ern teams. Some of the more promi¬nent western teams have been re¬ferred to the Atlantic seaboard, andthe South will be represented as well.* * *Wilmington, S. C., is leading inthat state. They are now championsof the northern half of the state andwill meet the title-holders of the southern half next week. Last yearWilmington held the title for SouthCarolina, Georgia and Florida.• * *^Lanier High of McCoombs, Ga.,claims the prep basketball title of theSouth and have asked ior an invi¬tation.• * *In West Virginia, Buchanan High,a last year’s contestant, is being con¬sidered. Beaver High School andBluefield High, of the same state,have won all their games to date. Thewinner of these three will be invitedto Chicago.* * *The Central states will be well rep¬resented. Greeley, Ind., expects towin the state title and come to theMidway.* * *Local teams will be prominent onthe entry list. Two and perhaps threeCity High Schools will be entered.Next week the finals of this leaguewill be played off in Bartlett. Atpresent, Hyde Park and Tilden lookgood.* * *The champion of the SuburbanLeague, Morton High School, willplay, and probably Oak Park, run¬ners-up, will be invited. 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