Vol. 21. No. 74. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. Tuesday, February 27, 1923. Price 3 Cent*BASKETBALL TEAMDEFEATS ILLINOISAND MINNESOTANow Have .500 Rating; BothGaines ProveCloseBARNES LEADS POINT SCORERSTHE WEEK IN SPORTFriday—Varsity Gym Team vs. Illi¬nois at LJrbana.Saturday—Varsity Wrestling Teamvs. Wisconsin.Saturday—Varsity Basketball Teamvs. Purdue.Saturday—Varstiy Track Team at theIllinois Relays.Saturday—Varsity Swimming Teamat Illinois.With victories over Minnesotaand Illinois accounted for during thepast week, the Maroon basketballteam has now attained a .500 standingin the Big Ten column. The defeatof the Gophers came only after anextra period had been played as thescore was tied at 17 all when theregulation time was up. Two freethrows by Barnes and a basket byDickson gave the Varsity the neces¬sary edge.TTie Illinois game, played Saturdaynight in Bartlett Gym, was by farthe most thrilling battle of the sea¬son. Always old rivals, the teamssurpassed all previous efforts in de¬ciding who should come out on thelong end of the score. The count of24-20 represents the respective meritsof the two squads.The Maroons started the fun viathe free throw route and a long bas¬ket by Barnes. Then the Illini ralliedand by half time Recured a 11-6 ad¬vantage. The Varsity opened thesecond period with a brand of team¬work hitherto lacking, and with twominutes to go knotted the count at 18apiece. Two baskets by Captain V ard-ley and one by Dickson gave the lo¬cals a safe lead.Too much credit for the greatlyimproved showing of the team cannotbe given Coach Norgren. Starting theseason hopelessly outclassed ,the Ma¬roons have made a steady drive to¬wards the top and have a good chanceof trimming both Purdue and Wiscon¬sin in their only remaining tilts.Captain Yardley and HarrisonBarnes were easily the stars of theMidway aggregation. The formerwas invaluable because of his fightand general floor work to say nothingof the three baskets made. Barnesby scoring 12 points stepped into thelead in points scored by Conferenceplayeis with a grand total of 116.VARSITY FENCERStrim badgers inCONFERENCE MEE1The Maroon fencing team regis¬tered a victory over Wisconsin in adual meet here Friday. The Chicagomen took honors in both the foilsand sabre bouts. The final score wasChicago: 8 bouts; Wisconsin: 4 bouts.FoilsH. C. Amick (Chicago) won 1 boutand lost 1.M. L. Spivek (Chicago) won 1 boutand lost 1.M. Margolis (Chicago) won no boutand lost 2.Wisconsin forfeited 3 bouts.Totals—Chicago: 5 bouts; Wiscon¬sin: 4 bouts.SabresF. McCollister (Chicago) won 2bouts and lost none.J. L. Fieser (Chicago) won 1 boutand lost none.Totals—Chicago: 8 bouts; Wiscon¬sin: no bouts.Wisconsin TeamFoils—Thompson and Rcinhold.Sabres—Thompson and Kubosch.Judges—Messrs. J. Kraft, M. Moeck-el, W. Faber, T. McHugh (VorwaertsTurnverein). Director—R. V. Mer¬rill (U. of C.). KATHERINE LONGWELLTO ACT TWO ROLESDrama Club Will Present SymposiumPerformance on March 9Kathryn Longwell, who for thelast two years has taken the leadin Portfolio, will play two roles inthe “Cleopatra Saga” performance ofthe Gargoyles to be presented Mar.9 in Mandel hall, it was announcedyesterday by Will Ghere, director ofthe club. She will “do” Ftatateeta inShaw’s play and Octavia in Dryden’s“All for Love.” “The famous catfight in the latter between Cleopatraand Octavia will be the big sceneof the evening,’ said Ghere.Ralph Helperin, who is in charge ofthe sale of tickets, declared yester¬day that admission to the perform¬ance will be granted only to thosehaving membership tickets and be¬longing to the association. The tick¬ets which are placed on the campustoday for sale at the University Bookstore, Woodworth’s and through cam¬pus salesmen, sell for one dollar apiece and admit the holder to all theremaining performances of the asso¬ciation for the year, besides givinghim the privilege of trying out forthe plays.The performance planned for Mar.9 will be a symposium made up ofselections from Shakpeare’s “Antonyand Cleopatra,” Daniel’s “Cleopatra,”Dryden’s “All for Love,” and Shaw’s“Caesar and Cleopatra.” The selec¬tions to be played will demonstratethe various stage effects to be gainedfrom the four plays represented.FROSH, SOPHOMORESGET FIRST CHANCEAT PROM TICKETSTo Hold Annual Affair AtKenwood ClubMar. 10Leaders of the Freshman-Sopho¬more Prom, second annual formal ofthe Junior college, were announcedyesterday by the executive commit¬tees of the two classes giving the af¬fair. Thev are: Josef Hektoen andJeanne Birkhoflf, president and vice-president of the Sophomore class; andWalter Stevents and Alta Cundy,president and vice-president of theFreshman class.Plan Good MusicFrom a group of some of the lead¬ing dance orchestras in the city thathave offered their services, syncopa-tors for the occasion will be chosenat a meeting of committee chairmentomorrow. Other plans which willput this affair on a par with the Jun¬ior Hop and approach as nearly aspossible the Washington Prom willhe worked out at this meeting.The affair will be held on Satur¬day, Mar. 10, from 9 to 12, at theKenwood club, Lake Park Ave. atForty-seventh St. In order to meetthe demand for tickets, freshmen andsophomores will be given the prefer¬ence over upperclassmen. Ticketswill be sold only to members of thejunior college this week; after Mar.2 tickets will be available to all stu¬dents on the campus.Pettit and PierceElected By JuniorsIn a special Junior class election torun off the tie between the candidatesfor the Undergraduate Council andthe Honor Commission, held lastWednesday, the following vote wascast:Undergraduate CouncilRussell Pettit 42 votesClarence Brickman 38 votesHonor CommissionRussell Pierce 57 votesFranklin Gowdy 24 votesLathan Crandall, candidate for theHonor Commission, was incorrectlycredited with 11 votes instead of 51,in The Daily Maroon of Feb. 20. CODY INSTALLEDAS HONOR HEAD;LEWIS RETIRESNine New Members To TakeOffice At MeetingTodaySIX OLD MEMBERS END TERMSWhen Harold Lewis relinquisheshis chair as president of the Honorcommission to Arthur Cody, presi¬dent-elect, at the meeting today, thenine new members chosen at the re¬cent election will take their positionson the Commission.Vacating office with Lewis are Rus¬sell Ward, George Hartman, RuthMetcalf, Dorothy McKinley, and Eliz¬abeth Wright, whose terms have ex¬pired. Cody was elected presidentby a unanimous vote of the commis¬sion.Welcome New MembersThe new members who will be for¬mally welcomed by the commission to¬day are: Russell Pierce, Edwin Kueb-ler, Helen Wells, Lillian Howard,Phyllis Small, Martha Smart, CharlesHeile, Harrison Barnes, and NelsonFuqua. This group will make up thepersonnel of the commission for ayear.In order to assure that the policiesof the commission are not lost or ra¬dically changed by the incoming ofan entirely new body, the retiringmembers of the commission haveelected Livingston Hall, Ruth Seymor,Ruth Bowers, and Lennox Grey toserve as guiding members of the bodyuntil June. They will automaticallybe removed at that time by gradu¬ation and the nine members who willtake up their duties today will con¬stitute the body until the electionsnext February.MAKE TEMPORARYCHOICE OF TWENTYSONGS FOR FRIARSPick Scenery For Show AtStaff Meeting NextTuesdayTwenty songs were selected for thisyear’s Blackfriar production at ameeting of the superiors of the or¬der held Friday in the Reynolds club.Several very clever novelty songswere among the numbers from whichthe final selections will be made Tues¬day, March 6, at the Reynolds clubtheater. At the same time the musicfor the lyrics written by Earle Lud-gin will be due. Copies of the lyricsmay be obtained from Abbot FrankLinden tomorrow.Close Poster ContestTomorrow marks the last day ofthe Blackfriar poster contest. Allposters must be at The Daily Ma-raon office before 5.The scenery set models for the stu¬dio, and the King Solomon courtscene will be chosen at the meetingheld Tuesday, Mar. 6.Large Sum OfferedTo Buy ManuscriptAn alumnus of the University offersto the Alumni Council to give a sumas high as $5000, equal to the largestamount given personally by any otheralumnus, on or before Saturday,March 17, 1923, for the purchase ofvaluable manuscripts for the Univer¬sity libraries.The Alumni Council believes thatthis shows a new Interest on the partof the alumni to add to the extensivecollection of manuscripts alreadyowned by the University, amountingto more than two hundred, of whichthe most famous is the Boccacciomanuscript, given to the Universityby the late Dr. Gunsaulus. ALUMNA MADE HEADOF BANK DEPARTMENTInez Jackson, ex ’10, Directs Woman’sBranch of Hollywood InstitutionUndergraduate at the University,director of numerous real estate op¬erations and chief of the woman’srepartment of several banks in LosAngeles. This is the record of InezJackson ex ’10, who is now operatingthe woman’s branch of a leading Hol¬lywood bank, and who, according toan interview printed in the Los An¬geles Evening Herald, has increasedthe women’s business of that tthnktwo fold.Miss Jackson, in her interview withthe coast paper, declared that womenpreferred to do business with mem¬bers of their own sex rather thanmen. “In the confidential matterswomen talk to me with more freedomthan they would to a man,” she said.Following her work at the University,she went west, where she soon be¬came prominent in real estate circles.Her present success she credits toher college education.“There is no limit to the successthat women may obtain, especiallycollege women,” she stold the Pacificcoast interviewer. “With her train¬ing in psychology and psycho-alaysis,she has a thorough understanding ofthe human equation, which is the es¬sential part of all salesmanship—and after all, buisenss is salesman¬ship.”While at the University Miss Jack-son was a member of the Y. W. C. A.and W. A. A.ALL UNIVERSITYSING TOMORROWIN MANDEL HALLFederation and Score ClubBack First Program ofYearTomorrow at 7:15 Art Cody willlead the opening song of the first All-University sing of the quarter. Thesing is being held under the auspicesof the Federation and the Score club.Football songs of other colleges willbe varied with our own footballsongs. The better known popularsongs will be introduced into theprogram and words to the older semi-popular songs will be printed and-will be sung if called for.Previous sings have proved the"o^ularitv of such songs as “LordJeffry Amhurst,” “On Wisconsin,”“Old Nassau,” “Love’s Old SweetSong,’ “It’s Always Fair WeatherWhen Good Men Get Together”**and“Sweet Adeline.” Others of this typehave been printed and it is hoped thatthe students will add a few new songsto their list of favorites.Blair Laughlin and Walker Kennedywill sit on the stage and direct theaudience by singing with them. Nor¬ris Flannigan will accompany thesinging. Groups will attend the singfrom the fraternity houses and fromwomen’s dormitories and Ida Noyeshall. This is the only sing that willbe held this ouarter and both the Fed¬eration and the Score club have askedthat everyone in the University makeit a point to attend.Myra Reynolds ToGive Talk Mar. 1Associate Prof. Myra Reynolds, whohas announced her retirement fromthe Department of English, will reada sketch of her own composition, “TheLearned Lady of Long Ago,” onThursday, March 1, at 3, in theQuandrangle club. The admission is$1. The proceeds will he devoted tothe benefit of the Boys’ Summer Campof the University Settlement. Thischarge includes tea to be served afterthe reading. CHOOSE NOMINEESFOR OFFICERS OFNEW W. A. A. YEARFive Women To Be ElectedFrom Group Of TenCandidatesTO VOTE TUESDAY, MARCH 6Nominations for officers of the W.A. A. have been announced. With theelection of these officers the W. A. A.begins its new year. The nomineesfor president are:Mary Louise Brock and MargaretSlingluff.For vice-president:Weir Mallory and Virginia Movius.For secretary-treasurer:Helen Robbins and Lucile Thrasher.For reporting secretary of W .A. A:Mari Bachrach and Caroline Pratt.For reporting secretary of Outingclub:Dorothy Doggett and Helen Pratt.Voting will take place on Mar. 6from 9 to 4 in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall. Candidates have been requestedto turn in their activity lists to RuthMetcalfe in the Daily Maroon office.Election Results Given at BanquetThe installation banquet will beheld at 6 on the same evening at IdaNoyes hall, and at this time the of-ficers-elect will be announced. AllW. A. A. members have been request¬ed to come. The officers to be electedwill take the places vacated by Dor¬othy Clark ,acting president, GertrudeBissell, vice-president, Helen Wells,secretary-treasurer and Julia Rhodus,recording secretary of W. A. A.The vice-president of W. A. A. isby virtue of her office also presidentof the Outing Club. Voting privilegesare limited to members of W. A. A.Membership privileges of W. A. A.have been materially increased by thearrangement of bowling and basket¬ball classes to which only W. A. A.members are admitted. One hundredathletic points are required for eli¬gibility to membership in W. A. A.NEW RULINGS, IFADOPTED, NOT TOHARM ATHLETICS“If entrance requirements are in¬creased, I do not anticipate that thestanding of the University in athleticswill be lowered; athletes are gener¬ally well above the average scholas¬tically.”This fact is included in a statementgiven to The Daily Maroon by DeanDavid A. Robertson yesterday in or¬der to clear the atmosphere of mis¬understanding which has arisen fol¬lowing the publiction in several Chi¬cago papers of a story purporting tocontain a new series of entrance re¬quirements adopted by the University.Dean Robertson emphasized the factthat no such rules have been adopted.“New entrance rulings, when adopt¬ed,” declared the Dean, “will seek tolimit the size of the Undergraduatebody in order that students may haveat their disposal adequate laboratory,classroom and library facilities, andbetter instruction, and in order thtthe University may better accomplishits major purpose of research andgraduate instruction.”According to the Dean, a commi-tee, headed by Prof. Henry ClintonMorrison, has been appointed to inves¬tigate the question and to report backits findings to the faculty. Until itdoes so and its recommendations areaccepted as University regulations,the present system will continue inoperation.Southern Club MeetsMembers of the Southern Club willmeet at Ida Noyes hall Wednesdayat 6 for dinner and a short businessmeeting will be held. All Southern¬ers are urged to come and bring theirfriends.Page I wo 1 HE DAILY MAROON, Tuesday, February 27, 1923.QHff Daily HI a run itThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished morning*, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during tbe Autumn,Winter and Sprint; Quarters by Tbe DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mall at tbe Chi¬cago Post office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, UKM5, under the act of March S, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Frees AssociationIMPROVING THE COMMISSIONWe state without hesitancy thatthe undergraduate’s respect for theHonor commission has declined thisyear, and, at the same time, thatwhile the fault is the commission’s,it is the result of a lack of publicityrather than of ineffective action. Thatmakes the situation all the more piti¬ful.It is wisely contrary to the policiesof the body and the faculty to makepublic the names of offenders whohave been punished. It should not benecessary, however, to keep in thedark the general outcome of trials.The commission is in a peculiar situ¬ation, for its prestige depends uponits evidenced activity, while, at thesame time, too much evidence of itsmanner of procedure will prove to bea hindrance.After considerable discussion thisplan comes to the front: let the sec¬retary of the group submit to TheDaily Maroon a brief of the resultsof trials, omitting all details whichmight make known the identity of thesuspected or guilty students. If thecommission is to maintain the poweressential to its work it must show re¬sults in no uncertain manner.$20 00 TO NOTHINGin a few spare hours, depending onyour ability and aggressiveness,easily made selling “Alladdin’s Fag-Box.” If you are a worker write forfull particulars on our “Money Mul¬tiplying Plan.”Alfabo Manufacturing Co.Stamford, Conn.BE A LEAOFRHealth is important tosuccess.Drink more BOW-MA’NS MILK. Itscreamy richness ispleasing to the taste—very nourishingInsist on BOWMAN’S. To the Editor:Recent conditions move me to saysomewhat anent Harper library andthe curious folk who guard theknowledge stored within that tower¬ing masoleum. And since I am butone of those whose aim in life is lit¬erary research, I feel that my talentcan hardly aspire to The Phoenix, letalone The Circle; hence I submit thisto your Vox Pop.There was a time when books couldbe obtained only with the greatestdifficulty by submitting a properly in¬scribed slip at the desk in W 31. Andnow, it seems, they cannot be obtainedat all. The other afternoon, havinga number of references to consult, Ithought to save time by sending forsome of them while I looked up thecall numbers of the rest, thus obviat¬ing the necessity of poking throughthe stacks with an arm load of books.After a time the saturnine gentlemenbehind the desk called my name. Wav¬ing' my first three slips returned un¬accountably from the stacks, he askedthat I produce the trays that he mightexamine the call numbers. When hehad verified these at length, he saidthat the books were not charged out;and would I care to have themtraced? Instead, I gave him moreslips. They, too, came back. Somewere stamped “Not Here,” others,“Try Eli;” others were not stampedat all. While he and various femi¬nine assistants laboriously huntedthrough their card index for the miss¬ing volumes, I wrote out more slips.They also came back, marked andunmarked, these vised and criss¬crossed.I’ll admit that some of the booksin question were written by such ob¬scure worthies as Christopher Mar¬lowe and Sir Phillip Sidney, whoseworks, long covered with heavy coat¬ings of dust, might not readily berecognized by the dwellers in thestacks, might even be lost in the shuf¬fle of the years; but others more re¬cent, such as James MacPherson’s“Ossian,” might conceivably be found.The curious circumstance was thatnone of the books were charged out.Meanwhile, time passed; and tovary the tedium I investigated thebooks ascribed to Ell. The blandyoung men down there suavely in¬formed me that these works were notlisted in their files, and presumbablynever had been; and would I try W41? I would, and did; but to noavail. The polite attendant adviseda trip to Classics. By this time I hadcut one class, and it was time for an¬other; but my determination wasaroused. I would see this thingthrough, and get one—just one littlevolume through the regular channels,even though I developed a case ofblind staggers from climbing stairs.When the gray guardian in Classicssadly shook his head at my plea, Inearly gave up. But after recoveringbreath I slid down the banisters andclimbed once more to make out slipsin W 31. (The elevators in Harperare always at the wrong extreme ofthe shaft—another curious coinci¬dence).By this time I had used up all myoriginal references; but in despera¬tion I shut my eyes and pulled outdrawers at random from the card in¬dex, selecting the first cards whichcame to hand. Feverishly I made outslips for everyone from Caedman toLudwig Lewisohn. It was no use.The attendants grew more and morepainfully polite every time they toldme that a book was out, was lost,was at the bindery, or never had beenprinted. My fingers ached with in¬cipient writer’s cramp; my Eversharpbroke and rolled to the floor, whenceI could not pick it up because myhand trembled so. My roll of re¬turned slips accumulated, overflowedand fluttered maddeningly about themy pockets and the waste basket,'room. At six o'clock I was weak andhungry;—at seven, when my last re¬quest, for—George Borrow’s “Biblein Spain,” I think,—was met with thesuggestion that I try the Divinity li¬brary in Haskell, T shrieked, andcrawled away just in time to catchthe malevolent glance of the ancientwho runs the elevator, as the car dis¬appeared below the floor level.This being the climax, my storyshould end; but life is full of anti¬climaxes. Several days later, afterDr. Reed said I might go about againwithout danger of relapse, T shakilydescended to the stacks, dust clothin hand, still grimly bent on finding Sidney, Marlowe, MacPherson, et al.And they were all in place on theshevles!George H. Daugherty, Jr.RUSS ARTISTS HEREIN NATIVE OPERASRussian Grand Opera has returnedto Chicago, with an increased rosterof artists, an expanded repertorie ofunfamiliar Russian operas, and hous¬ing accommodations far superior tothose of last year.* Last year at the Olympic, in spiteof the handicap resulting from a diffi¬cult escape from Russia, The RussianGrand Opera company won instantrecognition in Chicago. It proved awelcome diversion from the regulaioperatic fare, since it gave very fewoperas of the usual Italian and Frenchlist, devoting itself almost entirely toRussian works. This season more nov¬elties have been added to the reper¬toire. A number of the productionsire making their first Chicago ap¬pearance.CO WHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave.TAILORING AGENTSWANTEDMake $75.00 a week and up sellingour ne made-to-measure, all woolsuits at $29.50 retail, direct towearer. Biggest values ever of¬fered—positively sell on sight. Lib¬eral profits paid in advance. Weattend to delivery and collections.Write at once giving full particu¬lars as to your past experience.Full line of samples—everythingto work with—will be sent with theleast possible delay .W. Z. Gibson, Inc., Dept.1200161 W. Harrison St. ChicagoCLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT NOW—Sunny front room,double—residence, Kimbark Ave.—Dorchester 4318.TO RENT—Sgle or dble rooms, wellfurn, redecorated, quiet, warm.Family of twojnear U. of C. $4; $6,$8; 5458 Greenwood, 2nd Apt. Callafter 7 P. M.Stretch theAllowance with anIngersoll^PencilMass production makesthe first cost moderate.The simple mechanismnever gets out of orderand each double lengthlead offers the samewriting service as a 7 in.wood pencil—atonlylc.The FEATHER-WEIGHT — shownhere —of lightweightaluminum 50c. RolledSilver $1.00.See this and other mod-els at your stationery orcooperative store.Ingeraoll Redlpolnt Co.,lac.Wm. H. Ingeraoll. 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LetUniversity Service Stationclean, repair, and press them. An early Easter suggests you get inline. We make suits and coats to order for both men and women.Drop in and see our line. Reasonable prices—Goods called forand delivered. Shoe repairing, shoeshining, expressing and laundryservice also.Phone Hyde Park 22426251 University AvenuePLAZA RESTAURANTQUALITYTABLE d’HOTE PRICE COURTESYA LA CARTE1464 East 57th Street“ALWAYS OPEN”In College and Outof Collegeyou need aRemingtonPortableIn college for your themes, papers, lettersand lecture notes.Out of college for all your personalwriting.This machine will be your friend for life,making your work easier, making your timego further.Remember—it is the most complete of allportable typewriters — Standard Keyboard,with four rows of keys and noshifting for figures.Also the most compact—fits incase only 4 inches high. Price,complete with case, $60.UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue ChicagoREMINGTON TYPEWRITER CO.,Inc.220 South State St.Paragon Ribbons for Rrmlngton Portable Typewritersjoc each—$j a dozen ChicagoTHE DAILY MAROON, Tuesday, February 27, 1923. Page ThreeCAGE TOURNEY DRAWS CHAMPION TEAMSLEADNG TEAMS OFCOUNTY APPLY TOENTER CAGE MEET JUNIORS VICTORSOVER SENIORS ININTERCLAN GAME XsDhhtleNew Jersey Five Makes Rec¬ord, Winning lllthStraight GameWith letters of inquiry pouring infrom the championship high schoolcage teams of all sections of the coun¬try, preparations for the coming bas¬ketball tournament have taken a startthat promises to make this meet themost successful ever held in thiscountry.Thirty-two of the best prep-schoolteams will compete for what will betruly the national championship.Many quintets showing record winson their season’s slates have alreadyexpressed their desire to compete.These teams represent all sections ofthe country and most of them promiseto walk away with their sectionaltournaments.Passaic High Team StrongNotable among these sectional fivesis that representing Passaic highschool of Passaic, New Jersey. Thisteam has just won its lllth straightvictory and has been for five yearschampion of the Atlantic Seaboard. Abrown bear, standing six feet inheight, travels with this team as amascot and to his powers as a jinxchaser the team claims to owe itssuccess.Sheridan and Glenrock, two Wy¬oming teams, have each 14 games totheir credit and are already makingnegotiations to enter the tourney.Missoula, Montana, last year’s statechampions, are again leading the racein that section. This quintet showedits wares in last year’s meet.Cathedral Quintet LeadsCathedral high school of Duluth,one of last year’s entries, is at pres¬ent leading the Head of the LarkesConference. Hollywood high schoolwill probably'represent California andWest High of Salt Lake City, atpresent leading the Utah race, haswritten in for information.New Trier has already expressed Play First Game of Series InWomen s CageTournamentThe first lap in the women’s inter¬class basketball tournament wasplayed off Saturday, Feb. 24. Thecontest between juniors and seniorswas closely fought to a 16-14 finish infavor of the juniors. Within the firstfew minutes after the toss up, Christ¬enson, senior captain, made a basket,but the lead was quickly tied by Krei-nier for the juniors. Brown fouledand Hammerstrom added a free throwto the junior’s score. Further scor¬ing during the half was evenly di-jvided, though both sides fouled con¬siderably. Hammerstrom proved acrack shot at free throws, netting fivebackets out of five chances, whileChristenson and Brown accumulatedonly three out of six attempts. Thefirst half ended with the juniors lead¬ing, 16-14.Neither team scored during the sec¬ond half, though fouling continued.Brock was taken out on personals afew minutes before the final whistle,and Wells shifted to her position asjumping guard. Kukerites was sentin to guard Brown. The lineup wasas follows:Seniors: forwards, Christenson,Brown, Viehoff, guards, Bissell, Katz;jumping guard, McNichols. Juniors;forwards, Hammerstrom, Kreimier,Winfield; guards, Wells, Kuekerites,substitute guards, Rice, Berard; jump¬ing guard, Brock.Frosh and Sophs MixLess fouling and better passingcharacterized the freshman-fsophomoregame which followed that of the up-(Continued on page 4)her desire to enter and it is probablethat she will represent the Chicagosuburbs, barring upsets. Tilden andHyde Park are at present leading thecity race and will probably enter. Adecision from the school board barredthe city teams last year but it ishoped that the ban will be lifted thisseason.University StudentsYou will be well taken care of forFANCY SUNDAES and LIGHT LUNCHESWilliam's Candy Shop1133 East 55th StreetCorner 55th and University0s-Choose your life-workamong big menEvery college graduate has ideals concerninghis future business career. There is one wisechoice open to you. 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RATINGSFor the use of Campus Sheiks theWhistle has devised a rating systemby which their feminine admirers canbe accurately classified and filedaway. Commdn ratings are:B. V. D.—Beautiful; Very Dumb.M. D.—Mediocre Dancer.R. S. V. P.—Rough Stuff; VeryPlayful.N. B.—Necks Beautifully.D. D.—Damned Dangerous.F. O. B.—Fond of Booze.C. O. D.—Cabarets Only Diversion.S. 0. S.—Sort of Snooty.* * *What They Laugh At in Harper“Wither to,”“Over to play with the dumbbells.”“Gym?”“No, Pete and Bill.”* * *I went to see Ruddy the other night,And the way that he dances is puredelight.He’s the handsomest fellow I’ve everseen-o,But when he talks, he’s a comicValentino. Jacqueline.* * *Have you got your seats for theM. B. Vaudeville yet?* * *Famous Rocksand Rye.Sham . INTERGREEK BRIDGE SCHEDULE- Tests.-ing Chairs.Solitaires.* * *That Name Sounds Familiar, Flip.Isn’t This Entertainers An AllNight Restaurant?Jacques: I think, in general, thatthey picked a very good date for theProm, but wasn’t it unfortunate thatthe Eentertainers had to re-open onthe same night? Flip.* * *It seems . that there is a traceof heartlessness in the Prof, who as¬signed to a Maroon reporter the jobof writing love lyrics: He got thisfar:Are you blue and lonely,Sick on love’s upheaving sea ?Chuck it allHe gave up in despair when theSports Ed asked him if the wavesof love made one sea-sick.* * *Famous last lines.and consequently you are dismissedwithout dishonor. Jacques.03naNMn> 2mXoX>H2srO8 Hso33Q** Banv>tfiHI n<*3oo3,ST a.s70a9 League AZeta Beta Tau vs. Alpha Tau Ome¬ga (forfeit).Alpha Delta Phi vs. Beta Theta Phi.Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. Delta Chi.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Psi Upsilon.Tau Delta Phi vs. Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon.Acacia vs. Sigma Chi.Chi Psi vs. Sigma Nu.League BDelta Kappa Epsilon vs. Kappa Nu.Pi Lamba Phi vs. Lambada ChiAlpha.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Phi Beta Delta.Phi Gamma Delta vs. Delta Upsilon.Kappa Sigma, Phi Sigma Delta,Delta Sigma Phi, and Phi Delta Thetadrew byes.Before the teams for the finals areselected all games are to be checked.Failure to do this will result in for¬feit of the right to play.Esoteric Pledges TwoEsoteric announces the pledging ofKathryn Cox and Mildred Bechtel ofChicago. MAROON SWIMMERSREGISTER VICTORYOVER IOWA TEAMCage Squad Swamps Hawk-eyes. Lcok Like TitleWinnersThe Varsity swimming team defeat¬ed the University of Iowa 37-31 in aclose and exciting meet last Fridaynight. The Maroon water cage teammade it a clean sweep by swampingthe Hawkeyes 14-0.Captain Klingaman featured for theHawks, winning the 100 yard swimand placing second in the 220, whileMcCullough and Clarke team mates,took firsts in the fancy diving and the40 yard swim respectively. Iowa alsocaptured the relay event.Protheroe Varsity StarDanny Protheroe was the Maroonace, winning the 220 yard swim andplacing third in the 100 yard. Levysprang a big surprise by winning theback stroke and Lyons came into his(Continued on page 4)“If a girl doesn’t pet —a man can figure he didn’t rush her right,’’saidAndy. Andy was the University’s most finish¬ed product. “Even flappers like romance. Aman makes a mistake to depend on his lineand overlook the moon.” Such is the wisdomof our universities. Here for the first time isa brilliantly executed picture of university lifethat we all recognize, whose humor we all appreciate,whose truth is a little shocking. It will rouse to indig¬nation those who believe our campuses to be the play¬grounds of aspiring youth. It will entertain andamuse everyone. It ought to stir the country.Is This YOUR University?TOWN and GOWNLynn and Lois Seyster Montross $2.00GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY, 244 Madison Avenue New YorkMilkZr For Lunchis quite as satisfying and far more healtfulthan heavier but less nourishing foods. Youwill like the rich and delicious flavor ofWANZER’S MILKPURE - RICH - WHOLESOMESIDNEY WANZER & SONSMain Office: Calumet 0817Woodlawn Branch:Hyde Park 0207 Englewood Branch:Stewart 0139ENUSPENCILSOh laiprt Qmtitu• penctl in the worldTT'OR the student or prof., ther superb VENUS out-rivalsall for perfect pencil work.17 black degrees—3 copying.American leadPencil C lo.220 Fifth Ave.New YorkWrite forbooklet onVaaos Penclli am;VaNua Kvkbi-ointki)Mechanic*! Pencil. For UnrulyHairStacomb keeps your hairjust as you comb it and at thesame time supplies natural•beneficial oils which the scalpabsorbs.Ideal also after washing yourhair. Adds life and luster.Ask your barber for a Sta¬comb Rub.At all druggists. Stacomfr'UO« ti.t. PAT. OFFICEMakes the Hair Stay Combed/rPage Four 1 HE DAILY MAROON, Tuesday, February 27, 1923.Coast Guard TestsTo Be Given Soon I JUNIORS VICTORS OVER SEN-lORS IN INTERCLASS GAMEA competitive examination for ap¬pointment of cadets and cadet engi¬neers is to be held April 16, 1923, bythe United States Coast Guard, it wasannounced in a communication re¬ceived yesterday. “This is an excep¬tional opportunity,” says the news let¬ter,” for young men of the right cali¬ber to complete their education atGovernment expense and to becomecommissioned officers in the UnitedStates Coast Guard, one of the mili¬tary services of the United States, inwhich is offered service afloat andashore.” (Continued from Page 3)Last Y. W. Fudge StirThe last of the fudge stirs, whichhave been held every two weeksthroughout the winter, will take placetonight from 7:30 to 8:30 in the Y.W room of Ida Noyes hall. Specialentertainment, games, singing havebeen planned, and all women of theUniversity are urged to come. jumping guard, Barrett. Freshmen:forwards, Joseph, Meyer, Gorgas;guards; Ames, Novak, Wright; jump¬ing guard, Allen.perclassmen. At the end of the firsthalf the score read 11-8 in favor ofthe sophomores. In the second half,however, Gorgas and Joseph startedwork in earnest, registering betweeniem sixtean points. The sophomoressecured eight additional points but thefinal result was in favor of the fresh¬men, 21-19. The lineup follows: Sop¬homore, forwards, Adels, Lakin, Rob¬bins; guards, Allison, Westberg;1 VOX POPDouglas Is Y. M. C. A. SpeakerAsst. Prof. Paul Douglas, is to bethe speaker at the weekly Tuesdaynoon meeting today in the Y. M. C. A.rooms. Prof. Douglas’ subject is“Poverty—A Challenge to Business.”Lecture on Spanish PaintingSenor Juan Antonio Meana, presi¬dent of the Hispanic American Soci¬ety of Chicago, will deliver a lecturein Spanish on the subject “A BriefReview of Spanish Painting.” Thelecture will be given in Ida Noyes at4:30 under the auspices of El CirculoEspanol. Refreshments will be served.NEW TROUSERSFOR OLD SUITSWe can match your old suit with newtrousers of the same material. Bringor mail sample or vest. Prices gladlysubmitted.Lawrence Trousers Service802-4 Medinah Bldg., Jackson & WellsSts., Chicago, Ill. (In view of the fact that the communica¬tion column of The Dully Maroon la main¬tained UN u clcarliiK house for students andfaculty opinion. The Duily Maroon ac¬cepts no responsibility for the sentimentstherein expressed. Communications arewelcomed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith.)A Good Place To ElatYou’ve heard of the ColonialTea Room but have you paid itvisit. You will enjoy eating inthe pleasant surroundings ofthis cosy place where all theregular girls and fellows eat.Colonial Tea Room1328 E. 57th St.< near KenwoodTable d’Hote or a la CarteServiceReservations made for PartiesOpen 11 A. M. to 7:30 P. M.Peggy PanSweet ShopFountain LunchSundaes, SodasHome Made CandyWatch ForOUR FRIDAY SALEH. P. 6810 1462 E. 57th St.Have you tasted our pies?Special Student Lunch—40cBaldwins Restaurant1025 E. 55th Street(between Ellis & GreenwoodBy Students For Students To the Editor:Will you please correct two errone¬ous ideas which are contained in youreditorial of this date entitled “OurProf. Breasted?”The first paragraph of the editorialstates that Professor Breasted is oneof the two eminent Egyptologistsconducting the exhumation of thesarcophagus of Paraoh Tutenkhamon.The work is actually being conductedby the Earl of Carnarvon and Mr.Howard Carter. Professor Breastedhas no official connection with thiswork; although it is true that,through the courtesy of the Earl ofCarnarvon, he has been able to visitthe tomb.The second paragraph of the edi¬torial repeats a rumor that ProfessorBreasted may be able to obtain forthe University collection in HaskellMuseum some of the priceless relicswhich are being removed from thetomb. So far as my information goes,this runjor is absolutely unfounded. Itis much more likely, a priori, that theentire collection will be kept togetherin the great Egyptian museum atCairo, where future generations willbe able to study the unique equipmentas a whole.(Wiliam F. Edgerton.)Social Service DinnerMiss Katherine Veasey of Hullhouse, Miss Mary E. McDowell of theUniversity settlement, and other rep¬resentatives of the various settle¬ments of Chicago, are to be theguests of the Social Service commit¬tee at a dinner to be given Thursdayat 6, in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall. All women of the Universityhave been invited to attend the din¬ner to hear these women address thestudents. Tickets may be obtainedin the Y. W. C. A. office, or from mem¬bers of the committee, for sixty cents.Y. M. Sends Men to UrbanaAt the Big Ten Y. M. C. A. confer¬ence held yesterday at Urbana, theUniversity Y. M. C. A. was repre-senetd by Carl Fales and Russell Pet¬tit. Fales gave the address of wel¬come for the Y. M. C. A. associationsof the Big Ten.Typewriters!Remington 32.50Royal 30.00Corona 27.50Molle 39.50Und Port 40.00Rem Port 50.00Underwood $40.00Large Assortment of all MakesTerms Gnatsd—Rental Appliedoa Purchase Price.Full Line of Typewriter SuppliesReliable Typewriter Co.Wab. «l«8 I2S Ply month Ct MAROON SWIMMERS REGISTERVICTORY OVER IOWA TEAM(Continued from page 3)own by defeating Griffin of Iowa inthe breast stroke. Hedeen took theplunge as a matter of course.The water basketball team showedchampionship class in smothering theHawkeyes 14-0. As the score indi¬cates, the game was one-sided anduninteresting. Merriam, Greenbaum,and Janovsky each counted for twogoals while Miller added one. Theoutlook for another conference cham¬pionship in this sport is very bright.Summaries of the meet:160 yard relay—Won by Iowa. Time1:21.Fancy diving—Won by McCullough(I); Dorf (C), second; Griffin (I),third.40 yard swim—Won by Clarke (I);Gleason (C), second, Van Deventer(C), third. Time: :20 1-5.220 yard breast—Won by Lyons(C); Griffin (I), second; Harkins (C),third. Time: 2:55 1-5.200 yard swim—Won by Protheroe,(C); Klingaman (I), second; Van De¬venter (C), third. Time: 2:33 3-5.Plunge—Won by Hedeen (C); Hick-ox (I), second; Hall (C), third. Time::22 4-5.150 yard back—Won by Levy (C);White (C), second; Ashton (I), third.Time: 2:00 4-5.100 yard swim—Won by Klingaman(I); Gleason (C), second; Protheroe(C), third. 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