I 'I '<1 *\l1 *i *t *» 1i 1' *Uu>- Vol. 21. No. 61. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY. JANUARY 30, 1923. Price 5 Cent.VARSITY SUFFERSTHIRD CAGE LOSSTO BOILERMAKERSTeam Shows Good PassingAbility; Fail to ShootBasketsPLAY AT IOWA FRIDAY NIGHTThe Week in SportFriday—Varsity Basketball Teamat Iowa.Friday—Varsity Swimming Teamvs. Minnesota.Saturday—Gymnastic Team vs. Mil¬waukee A. C.Saturday—Varsity Track Team atOhio.Coach Norgren’s Maroon quintetdropped another Big Ten game Satur¬day night, when the Purdue fivewalked away with a 32-23 tilt. TheBoilermakers led throughout, the Chi¬cago guards seeming unable to stopthe fast dribbling and accurate shoot¬ing of the visitors.The Boilermakers started out witha rush and scored eight points beforethe Varsity were able to find the net.Then three quick baskets by Weiss,Barnes, and Dickson, brought the lo¬cals back into the running. Aftertaking time out, Purdue started ascoring streak and at the half hadsecured a 22-9 advantage.Second Half More EvenThe Maroons profited by the mis¬takes of the first period and after timewas called outplayed the leaders inevery department of the game. Thepassing of the Varsity was far su¬perior to that of Purdue, but inabilityto hit the basket kept the score down.To Weiss, standing guard, was en¬trusted the task of stopping Gullion,the Purdue ace. In addition to keep¬ing his charge practically out of thegame, Weiss found time to swell theChicago score with two field goals.Barnes at forward was the other out¬standing star of the Maroons, fourbaskets and three out of four freethrows helping his point total.Purdue Guards ShineEversman and Holwerda were theindividual stars of the Boilermakeraggregation, their short dribbles pastthe Varsity guards making possiblemost of the baskets made. Wellman,back guard, kept the Maroon scoredown by his fine work under thebasket.Friday night the Maroons journeyto Iowa City for their second clashwith the speedy Hawkeyes. Iowa istied for the lead at present with fourvictories and no defeats, and arecounting on maintaining their perfectrecord at the expense of the Varsity.With improvement in shooting ability,the Maroons should give a much bet¬ter account of themselves than be¬fore.GREEK BRIDGE SCHEDULEThird round matches in theinterfraternity bridge tourna¬ment have been announced, withthe following schedule for theteams:Division ADelta Chi vs. Sigma AlphaEpsilon.Zeta Beta Tau vs. Chi Psi.Alpha Delta Phi vs. SigmaChi.Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. BetaTheta Pi.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. SigmaNu.Alpha Tau Omega vs. TauDelta Phi.Acacia vs. Psi Upsilon.Division BKappa Sigma vs. Phi DeltaTheta.Pi Lambda Phi vs. Kappa Nu.Delta Sigma Phi vs. PhiGamma Delta.Phi Sigma Delta vs. LambdaChi Alpha.Delta Tau Delta vs. Phi KappaPsi.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. DeltaUpsilon.Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. PhiBeta Delta.All of these matches must beplayed by Wednesday night. PANDEMONIUM REIGNSAS HOT DOGS ESCAPEStirring Scene Enacted When TonyHits the EarthPandemonium reigned supremewhen, for the first time in the his¬tory of the University, several scoresof thin-skinned canines escaped fromtheir nickle-plated kennel, last Fri¬day at 12 at the corner of 58th Streetand Ellis Avenue.Police from the Hyde Park stationwere three blocks away when the es¬cape was effected. Up to the time ofour going to press they had not yetarrived at the scene of he disturbance.As usual, a reporter from The DailyMaroon was on hand. Tony, hot-dogvendor, was engaged in his culinaryactivities, completely unaware of thestrange fate that was to overtake him,when two Universiy women in an au¬tomobile approached him, drivingbackwards, of course.The machine was progressing in itsown opposite direction at the rate oftwo miles an hour when it struck theinnocent, shopless restauranteur.Tony, accompanied by his completestock, collided with terra firma posthaste. The women grimaced, openedtheir purses, and remunerated Tonyto the extent of his loss. The victimsustained no injuries.Business as usual, today. (Adv.)IRISH WOMEN ASKAID FOR FAMILIESOF MANY PATRIOTSSSpeak Before Liberal ClubThursday at 4:30 inKent TheatreThree women, Irish patriots, whoare in this country to raise funds forthe families of 12,000 men who wereimprisoned for their anti-govern¬mental activities will speak before theLiberal club Thursday at 4:30 in Kenttheatre. Hannah Sheehy-Skeffington,M. P., Kathleen Boland, and LindaKeara will give a “Message From theWomen of Ireland.”Mrs. Sheehy-Skeffington is said tobe the first woman in Ireland to takeup woman suffrage, and after herhusband, a pacifist journalist of Dub¬lin, was killed, she carried on hiswork. Miss Boland is a sister ofHarry Boland,—former secretary toEamon de Valera,—who met his deathlast June. Miss Kearn, head of theCum-na-m Bam, Irish Relief, was thefirst woman hunger striker. Theyhave been secured through the effortsof Ruth R. Pearson, a graduatestudent in Sociology.After the meeting a dinner has beenplanned to be held at 6:30 in IdaNoyes hall, at which the speakers willbe present. Both lecture and dinnerare open to the public.Announce Series ofWelfare DiscussionsAnnouncement of a series of roundtable discussions, to be held under theauspices of the Graduate School ofSocial Service Administration for thepurpose of discussing social problemswas made yesterday by ElizabethDixon, supervisor of field work.Grace Abbott, Chief of the Fed¬eral Children’s bureau and an alumnaof the University will conduct thefirst of the discussions to be held to¬morrow at 4:30 in Classics 10. Sheis expected to talk informally on thesubject of child labor laws and dis¬cuss the relative merits of the variousbills for the restriction of child laborwhich bare now pending before con¬gress. All graduate students who areinterested in the subject have been in¬vited to attend.Western Club MeetsThe Western club meets today at4:30 in Harper M-ll to discuss plansfor Lincoln’s birthday and to concludearrangements for other Winter quar¬ter activities. Every member has beenurged to bring a western friend withhim. DEDICATE TABLETTO M. A. RYERS0NAT BOARD DINNERLewis Institute Dean in Trib¬ute to Former Headof TrusteesTO PLACE STONE IN CLOISTERMore than 160 people attended acomplimentary dinner in Hutchinsonhall given on Jan. 27 by the Trusteesof the University, to aMrtin A. Ryer-son, who recently resigned the presi¬dency of the Board of Trustees afterserving in that capacity for thirtyyears.A poem, “The Ballad of Ryerson,”was read by Dean Edwin HerbertLewis of Lewis Institute. On behalfof the Trustees, Charles W. Hutchin¬son, treasurer of the University anda life long friend of Mr. Ryerson, pre¬sented to the University a beautifulGothic tablet recording Mr. Ryerson’sextraordinary services to the institu¬tion. The gift was accepted by thepresent president of the Board, Har¬old H. Swift.Tablet by Boston ArtistThe tablet, which was designed byCharles A. Coolidge of Boston, is ofa white stone three and one-half feetwide and six feet high. It containsthe shield of the University, underwhich is inscribed the following: “Torecord the distinguished services ofMartin Antoin Ryerson to the Uni¬versity of Chicago the Board of Trus¬tees of which he was president forthirty years has placed this tablethere. His devotion to the affairs ofthe University, his sound judgment,his wise counsel, his knowledge andzeal, as well as his generous benefac¬tions have been of inestimable value.Anno Domini MCMXXII.”The tablet will be placed in thecloister connecting Mandel and Hut¬chinson halls. Mr. Ryerson remainsa member of the Board of Trustees.GIVE REGISTRATIONHOURS FOR SPRINGQUARTER CLASSESConsultation With Deans toContinue Through Restof QuarterThe complete registration schedulefor all students registering in theoffice of the Dean of the Colleges ofArts, Literature and Science, has beenannounced. Students who have toregister tentatively for the springquarter and wish to change will doso under the following schedule:More than eighteen majors. Jan.28-Feb. 2.Less than eighteen majors. Feb. 5-Feb. 9.For the UnregisteredStudents who have not yet regis¬tered will register tentatively on thefollowing days:More than eighteen majors. Feb.12-16.Less than nine majors. Feb. 19-23.Less than nine majors. Feb. 26-Mar. 2.Final registration and delivery ofclass cards will commence on Mar. 6for students whose registration orchange of registration was made inthe Spring quarter, 1922.Students whose registration orchange of registration was madeAutumn quarter, 1922 or previously,will register under the followingschedule:More than eighteen majors. Mar.6-7.Less than eighteen majors. Mar.8-9Those who registered in the Winterquarter, 1922 will register on the fol¬lowing days:More than eighteen majors. Mar.12-13.Less than eighteen majors. Mar.14-15.The final date for registration isMarch 16. SELL 1,000 COPIESOF SECOND CIRCLECampus Literary Magazine PassesExperimental Stage, EditorsAssertWith an established circulation ofover 1,000, confirmed in the sale ofthe second issue of The Circle whichwas sold out Friday, the campus lit¬erary magazine has, in the opinionof local editors and managers, passedthe experimental stage and assumedan equal position with other Univer¬sity publications.The successful sale of the secondissue was haled by circulation officialsas a sign that purchasers of TheCircle liked the first issue and wouldbe buyers of future issues.Preparations for the February num¬ber, under way before the secondissue was off the presses are rapidlymaturing, according to Lenox Grey,editor. The issue, it is said, will in¬clude contributions from Keith Pres¬ton, conductor of “Hit or Miss,” theDaily News column, and Harry Han¬sen, literary editor of the same paper.WORK OF CHAUSSONFEATURES PROGRAMIN MANDEL TODAYOffer Students Reduced Ratesat Concert DownTownOf especial interest to students isthe concert program to be gievn thisafternoon at 4:15 in Mandel hall bythe Chicago Symphony Orchestra, un¬der the direction of Frederick Stock.Other concerts announced by the Uni¬versity Orchestral association includethe farewell appearance of theUkrainian National Chorus, Feb. 4 atthe Auditorium, a Young People’sconcert Feb. 27, in Mandel hall and arecital by the Salzedo Harp Trio,assisted by Mona Gondre, soprano,Feb. 20, in the same auditorium.This afternoon at 3, preceding theconcert, Robert W. Stevens will givehis regular lecture-recital on the pro¬gram of the day.Symphony ProgramThe program to be rendered by thesymphony organization this afternoonis as follows:Overture to “A Midsummer Night’sDream,” Opus 21, Mendelssohn.Symphony B Flat Major, Opus 20,Chausson.Suite for Orchestra, Opus 19,Dohnanyi.To induce more students to attendthe final appearance of the UkrainianNational chorus, the management isoffering reduced rates to members ofthe University and the UniversityOrchestral association: $1.50 ticketsat $1, and $1 tickets at 75 cents.Applications will be received in room11-A, Cobb hall. The associationpoints out that this is the last oppor¬tunity which will be given for hearingthis well-known chorus, since it isgoing directly east from here, andthen to South America for an ex¬tended tour. Mme. Odo Slobodskaja,prima donna soprano, is a distin¬guished member of the group.Announce ScheduleFor Greek CagemenThe interfratemity basketballschedule for the week is as follows:TonightPsi Upsilon vs. Sigma Nu at 7:50.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Delta SigmaPhi at 8:05.Phi Gamma Delta vs. Alpha TauOmega at 8:50.Acacia vs. Delta Tau Delta at 9:05.Tom morrow NightBeta Theta Pi vs. Delta Upsilon at7:50.Alpha Delta Fhi vs. Sigma Chi at8:05.Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Phi KappaSigma at 8:50.Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. Phi KappaPsi at 9:05.All who expect to vote in the Springelections of the Y. M. C. A. must signmembership applications not later| than Feb. 1. MEDICAL HEADSFIND MEANS TOCHECKEP1LEPSYDeclare Reports of ‘Sure-Cure*of Disease AreUnfoundedFIND PREVENTION FOR TETANYUnauthorized publication of a seriesof misleading stories in several loopnewspapers regarding the discoveryof an unfailing cure for hereditaryepilepsy, supposed to have been madeby Dr. Anton J. Carlson, head of theDepartment of Physiology has led toa deluge of letters and would-bepatients seeking treatment, it wasannounced by Dr. Carlson yesterday.Although local medical instructorshave been instrumental in the recentdiscovery of new and improved meth¬ods for treating the disease, no posi¬tive cure has been found.Experiment With TetanyA method of prevention and con¬trol, however, has been worked outby Dr. Dragstedt and Dr. A. B. Luck-hardt of the University for tetany, adisease following the removal or im¬pairment of the parathyroid glandssomewhat resembling lockjaw butaffecting the muscles of the extremi¬ties. Until now it has been a fataldisease, but with the discovery thatit was due to poison developed in theintestines from excessive meat eating,a means of control by a suitable dietor by the use of lime salts has beendeveloped.Experimentation with dogs in thecontrol of tetany nas led to the devel¬opment of an epileptic condition indogs which permits a more completeanalysis of these disorders. “Thiswork,” Dr. Carlson said yesterday,“has opened up an important field inphysiological and medical research.”Although a cure for all forms ofepilepsy has not been found, greatadvances have been made in thetreatment of special types of thisdisease.Add Beck to Y. M.Executive CouncilM. L. Beck has been added to theexecutive council of the UniversityY. M. C. A. as secretary for campusMethodists. His work is to be in con¬nection with the three neighborhoodchurches. Although no definite pro¬gram has yet been outlined, his workwill be confined to the campus. Hesaid that he is planning social fetesto be put on in the near future bythe Wesley club.Mr. Beck took his B. D. at SouthernMethodist University, Dallas, hisM. A. at the University two yearsago, and is now studying for Kis Ph. D.PRES. JUDSON TOSPEAK BEFOREY.M.C.A. TODAYPres. Harry Pratt Judson will makeone of his last appearances on cam¬pus in his official capacity when hespeaks at the weekly meeting todayat 12 in the Y. M. C. A. rooms inEllis. All men on campus have beeninvited to attend by Arnold Tolies,who is in charge of the meeting.Pres. Judson’s subject will be “TheObligations of the Strong,” a subjectselected by himself as the aspectwhich he chose to discuss of the thirdchapter of Harry Emerson Fosdick’s“The Meaning of Service” which isbeing discussed at the Tuesday meet¬ings. The discussion will start exactlyat 12 and will close promptly at 12:25.The Y. M. C. A. also announces alecture by Major R. W. Schroeder,,chief tester of the U. S. Air Service,to be held next Thursday at 4:30 inMandel hall. The placards announcingthe lecture proclaim the speaker asone who has had “A Seven Mile Fall—and Still Here!” Major Schroederwill tell how he broke the world’saltitude record.P««c Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1923.(Efir Daily iflariuntThe Student Newt-paper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company.Entered ns second class mail at the Chi¬cago Cost office, Chicago, Illinois, MarchIS, IDOti, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference l‘res» AssociationMORE WORKERSThe Daily Maroon has an extensiveprogram for the remainder of thisyear, and for the indefinite future.It is attempting to develop internally,and to make itself a more useful, andconsequently more appreciated factorin the life of the University. Successin the undertaking will come only withthe support and increased recognitionof the University as a whole.The personnel of the Daily Maioonstaff will be chiefly responsible forthe paper’s development. It mustplan, correlate, and produce. To beeffective it must be a representative,hard-working, conscientious group,composed of men and women whopossess an average amount of bothliterary, business and executiveability.Now comes the appeal. The presentfreshman group of workers is per¬haps as good as any we have seenwithin the past four years, but thesophomore, junior and senior membersof the staff feel that it could do bet¬ter, and must be better if the cher¬ished plans are to mature to the de¬sired extent. They know that thereare capable men who have not yetsought work upon the paper. Theyfeel, judging from their own experi¬ences, that these men can gain valu¬able training by becoming affiliatedwith the publication.The staff does not want it thoughtthat the paper is in a precarious con¬dition, or in any way handicapped,but hopes to have some of the capablemen of the Freshman class reportfor work today or tomorrow. Thebenefits will be mutual, and the Uni¬versity will be in a better way tohave its daily paper progress in con¬tent and effectiveness. Swimming ExhibitionHeld in Ida NoyesGeorge W. Eckert, swimmingcoach of Sinai Social Center, whoseteam for nine consecutive years heldthe A. A. F. swimming championshipand who has turned out many aquaticstars, will bring to Ida Noyes pooltoday three picked men who will pre- Jsent a program of life-saving, begin-1ning diving, and a demonstration of ithe natural progression of learning]to swim. The men will show thedifferent stages of swimming from theelementary “dog-paddle” to the finish¬ed racer.The exhibition has been arrangedby Miss Whitney of the gymnasiumdepartment in an effort to stimulatea greater interest in the sport. Allsudents have been invited to witnessthe program which will begin at 4:15. Burton Takes RestBefore InaugurationDr. Ernest DeWitt Burton, who willassume the duties of president of theUniversity upon the retirement ofPresident Harry Pratt Judson on Feb.20, has left for Camden, South Caro¬lina, where he will spend a two weeksvacation prior to taking over his newposition. Dr. Burton plans to trans¬act certain business in New York city,whence he will leave for the south.TO RENT—Lg. double room. 2 gent.Also single rm. Boai’d opt. 5738Drexel. Fairfax 6079.LOST—Small fountain pen, enameledorange, green, and purple on blackbarrel. Call H. P. 5612.COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave. VISITING CARDSIf you are planning tograduate either in thespring quarter or in June,why not order your cardsnow if you will be need¬ing them? This is an“off-season” for engrav¬ers and your work can begiven plenty of care.Leave Your Order Any Dayin the Center Sectionat theU. of C. Book Store5802 Ellis Avenue A Complete Line of Men’s Furnish¬ings, Arrow Collars, Van Heusen Col¬lars, Interwoven Socks, SuperiorUnderwear atBAIM’S VARIETY STORE ISAAC LEVINEConcert Pianist - Teacher930 KIMBALL BUILDINGHyde Park 9674 1327 E. 53rd St. Res., 1215 E. 52nd St. Mid. 4035He Reached the TopTHE Vice-President of a great life insurancecompany who began his career as an agenthas this to say to seniors who are about tograduate from college:“ If you love work and desire to pursue an honorable,useful and lucrative mission in life this is the businessfor you to take up. Life insurance salesmanship offersa fine field for the energies of the splendid young menin our colleges.“That this is true is demonstrated by those college menwho have taken up life insurance for they have shownthat the college man is fit for this kind of a job andthat the job also is fit for the college man.“The work of the life insurance salesman is distinguishedby independence and opportunity for directing his own.It gives all possible opportunity for individual initiativeand a chance to make an ample income at an age whenmost fellows are struggling on a wage pittance.”That is the story of one who began at the bottom andreached the top without the help of a college educa¬tion. The advantages are with you who graduatefrom college. Before deciding your career make in¬quiries of the “Agency Department.”Life Insurance Companyor Boston. MassachusettsLargest Fiduciary Institution in New EnglandEMIL COUEIn this day and age of eminentBritish lecturers, Scotch spiritualists,chasers of fairies, and psuedo-seientific glanders, it is refreshing tocome upon Emil Coue and a doctrineof sanity which is so obvious and freefrom hocus pocus and wand-wavingsthat even an Evanston clubwoman canunderstand it. In her present garbthere is nothing more trite than Polly-anna. The songs in the musical come¬dies, the general trend of whichsuggest that every cloud is lined withsilver, have lost their erstwhile po¬tency and charm. It is just time forMr. Coue to appear.And his appearance is remarkablyeffective, partially no doubt becauseMr. Coue is such an effective figure.His charm lies in his simplicity andin the transparency of what he hasto say. He does not pretend toscience. He is not a charlatan. Hedoes not hope to work miracles. If itwere not for certain typically Ameri¬can reactions, the work of this gospel-bringer could and would remain un¬spoiled. But impossible.By the time he gets to Pittsburghhe will have become a Messiah. Ashis train rolls into Cleveland thenewspaper will have his seven latestmiracles in bold-face type on the frontpage of the evening editions. Andwhen he gets off at the Twelfth streetstation in our own dear Windy Cityevery neurotic from Gary to HighlandPark will be there with bells on. Thenit will be up to Mr. Coue to realizethat it is far, far better to makedollars out of personality. He willcast aside his honest garments, thoseof any goodhoarted P’rench villager.He will proceed to a fashionable looptailor, purchase a new frock coat, andappear upon the platform at Orches¬tra hall with a gardenia in his button¬hole, a supercilious smile on his face.“My American manager has requestedme to address you this evening oncertain aspects of—er shall wecall it optimism ?” SAVE TIME BY READINGTHE ADVERTISEMENTSCLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT — Attractive two-roomhskg. suite outside—conv. 6738Drexel. Fairfax 6079.LOS "I gold fountain pen."Betty” engraved on side. OnWoodlawn Av. betwn. Midway and63rd. Return to Information office. What do you want—a hat, coat, suit, a pair of shoes,gloves, a cravat? Or do you want to send flowersto someone? Or perhaps candy. Maybe you need somebooks or stationery.Of course you are busy and haven’t time to look in all thestores for just the article you want.So for your convenience the merchants tell you throughthe advertisements just what they have. If you readthem, you are sure to find the best place to buy.No merchant would spend his good money advertising ifhis merchandise were not of good quality and fairlypriced. It wouldn’t pay. wiRead The Advertisements CarefullyTHEY SAVE YOU TIME AND MONEY .THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1923. Page ThreeL"1 "njinuwwii l » j i) ■ ■ iJ"".;1" »'■ - >< i ■ ■ ■ i■■■»■ ", —— j nggPROM HERE EXCELLED BY MICHIGAN J-HOPANN ARBOR FORMALINCLUDES WEEK-ENDFRATERNITY PARTIESBreakfasts and Special Per¬formance of Student OperaAre on ProgrammeBelow is the first of a seriesof articles on the annual formalpromenades at universitiesthroughout the country. TheDaily Maroon will publish fur¬ther articles on the subject fromtime to time. Communicationsregarding the University’sWashington Prom will be wel¬comed.By Jack H. OppenheimOur annual Washington Prom, thelargest formal affair on the Univer¬sity social calendar, is a puny eventin comparison to the yearly J-hop atthe University of Michigan.The Ann Arbor dance is a gorgeous,colorful affair, never gaudy, alwaysimpressive. Last year more than1600 people attended, women from allsections of the United States beingpresent. Elaborate house parties dur¬ing the week-end of the Hop, held atmany of the fraternity and sororityhouses, contribute to the gala atmos¬phere of the occasion.A Japanese GardenThe scene of the affair is two largegymnasiums adjoining each other,converted beyond recognition into abeautiful Japanese garden, with ahuge blue “M” on a golden field atone end of the larger building. Anabundance of Japanese flower basketscontaining Oriental plume flowers andferns are sprinkled throughout thegarden. Overhead is a bamboo lat¬tice from which hang thousands ofwisteria blossoms. Large Japaneselanterns provide light for the occa¬sion.The sides of the dance floor aredivided into half a hundred booths,subscribed for by the fraternities andother campus groups. These aretransformed into miniature gardensin themselves and are separated fromone another by bamboo poles, plen¬tifully hung with smilax.Several thousands of dollars arespent on the decorations. Three na¬tionally famous orchestras providethe music for the occasion.Favors Galore GivenFavors galore are given awaythroughout the evening, includingnoisemakers of all kinds, hats, bal¬loons, and many other little novelties.Neat programs are distributed, themen receiving brown leather billfoldsand the women gray leather cardcases with delicate maize lining. Thefillers contain appropriate verses foreach dance, and a section is left forautographs. Light refreshments, con¬sisting of wafers and punch, areserved in each booth.After the hop breakfasts are servedat all fraternity houses and tea-rooms.A special meal is also provided at theMichigan Union, the men’s club¬house. On Saturday afternoon aspecial performance of the studentopera is presented for the benefit ofout-of-town visitors attending theprom.The J-Hop is sponsored wholly byjuniors.THE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St., adjacentto Frolic Theatre. Tel. Hyde Park 761.TypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Kates to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany829 S. Dearborn St. Harrison 1860 IS YOUR NAME BELOW!If so you have not settled yourbalance with the Maroon for thisyear’s subscription. This must bepaid by February 1.AI. AutkenR. AtturaE. AndersonV. AmtR. OvertonW. AyresI. AtwellJ. AaronBF. BackmanR. BaerH. BarnettH. BaskindJ. BeckP. BenantoL. BeersJ. BlankeL. Bray tonE. BrighamN. BrinkE. BrownC. BuckerB. BuronjikG. BurtonCJ. CarmodeA. CarrR. CarrieL. ColemanM. ConnelyM. ConroyI. CohnW. CotantE. CottonC. CoxeM. CrawfordC. CrowleyM. CruesyR. CunninghamDH. DavisN. DearM. De CanaaH. De YoungA. DietzeG. DwinnelEA. EnglishH. EphraimG. EppleyH. EpsteinE. EricksonA. EarlR. EatonM. EdelsonFM. FertheH. FieldE. FludeW. FindleyJ. ForreyR. FrancisA. FriederB. FriedmanM. FriedmanN. FuquaGH. GarveyF. GillespieA. GlusherL. GlassR. GooG. GordonM. GoodonL. GraiL. GreenL. GreenbergD. GrolbyW. GroenierHR. HazicekG. HolnikD. HolpertL. HallV. HartwellJ. HansF. HenascheK. HealeyE. HeardE. HendersonL. HoeppnerI. HyerM. HouseH. HuberD. HuffmanIE. IsayJJ. JansonM. JohnsonR. JohnsonJ. JosephM. JohnKW. KallishT. KardelloffE. KleinJ. KinseyK. KnultsonE. KnupperHi KotesD. KochW. Kragman LR. LadF. LindenM. LawrenceF. LeavittF. LevyM. LaneS. LeuenburgH. LevenzonMM. MauchV. MaddenH. McDonaldK. McCainD. McGinneyJ. MeadE. MillisP. MillerC. MilinimieN. MontgomeryL. MeiJ. MilenbockH. MojonierL. MorganE. MorseA. MoriarityH. McMullenR. MurphyV. MyersH. MullaleyNN. NelsonS. NorthOJ. O’ConnorR. OlmgartdtR. OlsonPR. PettitB. PalmerM. PalwinF. PartridgeH. PetersonE. PfghmanS. PhillipsonR. PierceE. PetersonE. PhippsE. PhilfpsonC. PetersonD. PostC. PowellI. PowellA. ProtheroeQM. QuintRR. RatfordK. RawsonK. RobertsE. RobinsonM. RolensonV. RosenthalSE. SchrayerA. SanfordR. SchucakeL. ScottD. ShipmanD. SchierH. SmallH. SimeD. SiviaB. StattorC. SloanH. SmithR. SmithH. ShanockerL. SmithG. SneiderJ. SharkeM. StellsW. SpeaksE. SpechtA. SpannowV. StromD. StillwagenTL. TatgeL. TaylorE. ToliesD. TrumsonR. ThompsonVL. VeidsofTWM. WalkerM. WeilE. WuskalD. WernerL. WestcottR. WestlindH. WeignerH. WilderS. WonnerbladW. Waldemar VOX(In view of the fact that the communiea'*tlon column of The Daily Muroon la main¬tained as a clearing house for atudenta andfaculty opinion, The Dully Maroon ac¬cepts no responsibility for the sentimentstherein expressed. Communications arewelcomed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith.)To the Editor:I thoroughly agree with all youhave said in your editorial columnsof the Daily Maroon in regard to theUniversity of Chicago prom. As a Iformer student of the University and!an associate member of the Reynoldsclub, I take the liberty of backingyour statements. For an institutionthe size of the University of Chicago,I certainly think the prom is a measlyaffair and generally inadequate forany university with the name the Uni¬versity of Chicago usually commands.Never in all my college life have Iattended a prom as gorgeous and aspleasing to everyone present as theone held two years ago at the SouthShore Country club. I am a staunchbeliever that if this year’s Washing¬ton prom were held at South Shoreeveryone Would be satisfied. The mea¬sliness and inadequacy would then beovercome.One of the hardest blows the Wash¬ington prom could receive was dealtwhen it was brought back on campusand held in the women’s gymnasiumat Ida Noyes hall. At all times dur¬ing the evening of last year’s promdid the gymnasium walls, baskets, ap¬paratus and marked floors blaze up,in spite of the wonderful efforts madeby the prom committee to concealthem. Those were the things whichhelped to mar the splendor of sup¬posedly a university’s greatest event.Really it was more like dancing in abarn than in a land of dreams, as itshould have been.I am giving this as a comparisonand am not trying to belittle thegranduer of Ida Noyes hall . But Ihave attended five proms of the larg¬est universities in different sectionsof the country and therefore have abasis for my statement that “the Uni¬versity of Chicago prom is measly andinadequate.”I sincerely hope this letter will betaken as it is given and help to give“food for thought” to those in chargeof social affairs.Sincerely yours,Dr. Cyril J. Tangher.Sigma Ch>-TWO MEN WANTED to sell sub¬scriptions to high grade magazine.High commission. Apply MaroonOffice between 12 and 12:30 daily. ; REDUCED RATES TOSTUDENTS OFFEREDFOR LOOP CONCERTReduced rates to members of theUniversity and the University Orches¬tral association have been offered bythe management of the Ukrainian Na¬tional Chorus, which, together withMme. Oda Slobodskaja, prima donnasoprano of the erstwhile ImperialPetrograd Opera, will make its fare-bow to Chicago on Sunday eve¬ning, Feb. 4, at the Auditorium.The reduced prices are as follows:$1.50 tickets at $1 and $1 tickets at75 cents. Applications will be re¬ceived in Cobb 11-A. Quadrangle Club toShow New PictureThe Clarkson portrait of Prof. A. A.Michelson, recently on exhibit at theAlumni rooms of the Art Institute,will be hung in the library of theQuadrangle club to-day. After a shortexhibit it will be removed to Ryersonlaboratory. It will reach its finalresting place on the wall of the Com¬mons.The portrait, life size and halflength, was presented to the Univer¬sity by friends and associates of Prof.Michelson. It is one of the best worksof Ralph Clarkson, one of the lead¬ing portrait painters of the country.“The Ukranians sing their heartsout. Before the first breath of theirsong has passed through the air, theyhave taken their hearers out of thesordid world ... In the perfec¬tion of its art this chorus belongs tono country, but to that invisible realmof ideas which are universal,” saysthe Chicago Daily Journal of the so¬ciety.Following the mid-western and east¬ern tours, the chorus will embark forSouth America, where it has been en¬gaged for an extended tour. C. and A. to Hear BonniwellThe marketing group of the Com¬merce club will meet today at 4:30 inClassics 10. Mr. C. A. Bonniwell ofS. W. Straus and Co. will speak on“Consumer, Demand and Acceptance.”TO RENT—Single or double rooms,well furnished, redecorated, quiet,warm. Family of 2. Near U. of C.$4, $6, $8. Greenwood 5458, 2ndApt.University StudentsYou will be well taken care of forFANCY SUNDAES and LIGHT LUNCHESatWilliam's Candy Shop1133 East 55th StreetCorner 55th and UniversityENUSPENCILSTha laryait xUuu) Qualitypened in Ac worldTX )R the student or prof., theT superb VENUS out-rivalsall for perfect pencil work.17 black degrees—3 copying.American LeudPencil Co.220 Fifth Are.New York .Write forbooklet onV«Ntis Pencils andVenus EverpointicdMechanical PencilsTheCorn ExchangeNational HankOF CHICAGO PINE and DANCEThe Parkside Tea RoomCorner 56th & Ellis Ave.At Lunch TimeA glass of milk will refreshyou wonderfully.IT IS A REAL FOOD—AND ASATISFYING DRINK. TODAY—TRY A BRIMMING GLASS OFCAPITAL - $15,000,000Is the Largest National Bankin the United StatesWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.BRING YOUR SAVINGS TO US WANZER’S MILKPURE RICH WHOLESOMESIDNEY WANZER & SONSMain Office: Calumet 0817Woodlawn Branch:Hyde Park 0207 Englewood Branch:Stew,art 0139Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, 1923.W/e XjOhiitlCMOKE JOBS FOR THE COMMISH(The Honor Commission, we see, isafter the lazy leanards who havesomeone else sign up for them in thegym. When they have been weededout we suggest to the commish thatthey tackle the following.)All campus correspondents for loopnewspapers.The low life who borrowed ourfountain pen.All undergraduates who register asJohn Smith.History C16.The seniors wish to assure mem¬bers of their class that even thoughthey are seeing “Zeno” from the sec¬ond balcony, programs will be pro¬vided.SALESMANSHIPShe (with twenty-five copies): Buya Circle?He (has and wants none): Well—She: It’s quite literary.He (determined): No!She: There’s an article by BenHecht.He: I said, no—She: There’s an interview withProf. Herrick.He: No, no, n—She (whispering): There’s an artide on “free love,” and—He: Give me two.FASHION NOTE: Don Blakely,Kleagle of the Red Feathers, an¬nounces that blue feathers shall beworn in the gentlemen’s hats thisweek. No color has been selected fornext week, but it will probably bemauve. COLLEGE LIFEIowa City, Iowa—The Daily Iowanwarns its readers that a meeting ofthe landladies of Iowa City was heldrecently.Madison, Wis.—Five students wereseverely penalized for dishonesty inclass work during the last month bythe faculty discipline committee of theUniversity of Wisconsin.Ithaca, N. Y.—A new organizationnamed the Red Key has recently beenorganized at Cornell University, thepurpose of which is to entertain visit¬ing teams. The organization is mod¬eled after a similar one at Dartmouth,called the Green Key.Princeton, N. J.—Presidents of allthe men’s clubs on the campus, meet¬ing last week assured the administra¬tion that rules governing the use ofmalt and spiritous liquors in theirclub houses will be rigidly enforced.On the day before the meeting aneditorial appeared in The DailyPrincetonian opposing both the policyof pledging the clubs to total absti¬nence and that of allowing adminis¬tration agents to enter the clubhouses at any time, for inspection.Personal liberty was the argumentadvanced by the editorial.Ann Arbor, Mich.—Varsity debat¬ing teams are preparing for the nextbig debate in which Michigan willparticipate—in competition with Illi¬nois and Wisconsin.Cambridge, Mass.—President andMrs. Lowell sailed for Europe Satur¬day afternoon. The trip will be onmatters of Harvard university busi¬ness, and will include a visit to Oxfordand to the University of Paris.Y. M. C. A. WILL ACCEPTMEMBERSHIPS TILL FEB. 1Dear Whistler: Where can I obtainstatistics telling how members of theHonor Commission have received theirgym credit? Flip.Distress reigns on Woodlawnavenue. It seems a freshman was in¬structed to wash the Duchess, andsubstituted perfumed soap for theusual tar variety. Now all the dogwill do is sit in front of a mud pud¬dle in the back yard and look atherself.LAMENTSix bits for the clock,A dollar for my horn,Put them both in hock,No wonder I mourn.A half out of Phil,Another from Tom,One more bill 'And I can make the Prom. Charles Dwinell, chairman of themembership committee of the Y. M.C. A., announced yesterday that thelatest date at which “Y” membershipswill be accepted is Feb. 1. This regu¬lation was made to prevent “steamroller” politics in the spring electionof cabinet officers, which is to be heldlater in the year.Membership is based on service inthe Y. M. C. 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