yt JBailp jHaroonVol. 21. No. 50. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1923 Price 5 Cent!APPROACH $1,000MARK IN RUSSIANRELIEFCAMPAIGNSpecial Committees Will MakeCanvas of Student and Fac¬ulty OrganizationsCLUB DONATIONS ARE LARGEAi the end of the second day of theStudent’s friendship campaign, officialstatistics, given out by Lennox Grey,student chairman, of the dcive, setthe amount already taken in at $910.This was received at chapel and atone-third of the fraternity houses.A special committee of facultymembers is at work canvassing fordonations among professors and in¬structors. All the money taken in bythis committee will be used for therelief of Russian professors. Repre¬sentatives in the dormitories and indenominational clubs are also makingan effort to have their groups con-tiibute 100 per cent.“Clubs Respond Generously”—GreyThe women’s clubs have respondedto the call very admirably, accordingto Grey, and it is likely that the totalof their donations may exceed thatof the fraternities. The campaigningamong the women is being directedby Winifred King, with the assistanceof a commttee of 27. In speaking ofthe drive Miss King said, “Every in¬dividual must feel personal responsi¬bility in helping these fellow studentsin Russia back on their feet so theycan contnuc the education which theywere forced to abandon through nofault of ther own.”To Visit Fraternity HousesMr. Ebersole, regional director ofthe drive, went to a number of thefraternity houses personally, at noonyesterday, in an effort to securefunds. Mr. Dunn, national director ofthe movement, also visited a numberof the houses on the same mission.Herbert Hoover, in a recent ad¬dress said of the Student Relief, “Isincerely hope that the effort willmeet with merited success. TheAmerican Relief Association has nofunds to offer this division of thework, but the Student Relief shouldamply cover the necessity in thisfield.” TICKETS FOR JUNIORHOP ON SALE TODAYBrickman Heads Ducat Committee ofEight MenClarence Brickman has been se¬lected to head the ticket committeefor the Junior Hop, which is to beheld Jan. 20 at the Kenwood club,announced Margaret Monilaw andNorris Flannigin, social co-chairmenof the class, yesterday.Those who will serve on the com¬mittee and from whom tickets maybe purchased are: Russell Pettit,Willard Balhatchett, Edward Mc¬Adams, Arthur Cody, Phillip VanDeventer, Russell Pierce and LouisStirling. “Due to the size of the ballroom &t the Kenwood club we havelimited the sale of tickets to one hun¬dred,” said Brickman.Harper Gets NewPoetry and Drama TOMORROW TO BE OBSERVEDWILL RESTRICTATTENDANCE AT . __ „„ „class dances AS FIRST “C DAY ON CAMPUSDean May Eliminate Func¬tions Unless Warning IsHeededCOUNCIL TO ADOPT MEASURES“Poems, 1921,” by Henry A. Beers,written about Yale life while he was ja student there, and extremely sug¬gestive of similar themes in the Uni¬versity, is one of the new books re¬cently received at Harper Library. Avolume of five plays developed in theLittle Theater movement at Chapel As a result of a letter from DeanMarion Talbot, in which it was inti¬mated that class dances would beeliminated altogether unless the Un¬dergraduate council agreed to see thatonly bona fide members of the classgiving the dance were preesnt, thecouncil yesterday moved to adoptdrastic measures to keep the attend¬ance of class dances within theproper limits.Dean Talbot’s letter follows:“Members of the UndergraduateI Council:“I have been told that a consider¬able number of upper-class studentsattended the Freshmen Class dancelast Friday and that some under-classmen were present at the Senior Classdance the same afternoon. This isHill, N. C., entitled “Carolina Folk- j entirely in contravention of the agree-SET DEADLINE FORWASHINGTON PROMFRATERNITY LISTSThe deadline for the WashingtonProm fraternity lists of active chap¬ter members and pledges was setyesterday for Friday, Jan. 12, at 5.The ticket committee has urged allfraternities to turn in their lists be¬fore that date, as work on the allot¬ment of tickets will be started imme¬diately thereafter.Membership lists should be givento any of the prom leaders or mailedto George Hartman, 5747 Universityavenue.The program committee and theprom leaders will meet together inthe alumni room in Ida Noyes hall, onMonday, Jan. 15, at 10, to discussand select the style of program to beused, from among those already sub¬mitted.The matter of music, which has al¬ready been investigated, will prob¬ably be decided some time during thesame week. plays” by Frederick H. Koch, has alsobeen received.Other new books are: Sun Yat-sen,“The International Development ofChina”; Stephen Graham, “Trampingwith a Poet in the Rockies,” an ac¬count of a trip with Vachel Lindsay;Rene Maran, “Batouala”; WinstonChurchill, “Dr. Jonathan,” a play inthree acts; Zona Gale, “Mothers toMen”; Denton J. Snider, “Biographyof William Shakespeare”; “One Hun¬dred Per Cent American,” consistingof addresses delivered before the Re¬publican Club of New York during1918; edited by Arnon L. Squiers,with a foreword by Theodore Roose¬velt; Ernst B. Filsinger, “CommercialTraveller’s Guide to Latin America,”published by the U. S. Department ofCommerce; Thomas Alexander Fyfe,“Employers and Workmen under theMunitions of War Acts”; Ludwig ment made with me by the Under¬graduate Council, namely, that adance should be attended only by thosefor whom it was announced.Suspends Registration“Pending the receipt of a detailedplan for carrying out this agreement,I shall suspend the registration ofClass dances. It is, of course, optionalwith the Council to abandon the at¬tempt to hold such dances. Trustingthat I may receive prompt informa¬tion as to what your wishes are, Iam,“Very truly,“MARION TALBOT.” Order Decides on Thursday of Each Week forWearing of Major and Minor Lettersand NumeralsNEWS BOOK EDITORLAUDS THE CIRCLEPraises First Issue of Maroon LiteraryMonthly in ReviewCouncil Favors Plan“The council is strongly in favorof limiting the attendance of classdances to members of the class,” saidWalker Kennedy yesterday, “and hasHopf, “The Human Species”; H. Noel resolved to adopt strict means ofWilliams, “Henri II, his Court andTimes”; Richard Harding Davis,“Wth Both Armies in South Africa.”These books have been card-cata¬logued and classified and are nowready for use.Kindergarten Club EntertainsA special program has been prom¬ised by the social committee conduct¬ing the party to be given by theKindergarten Primary club tomor¬row afternoon at 4. An invitation hasbeen issued to the new women of theSchool of Education to come and getacquainted with the members of theclub. The party is to take place inthe kindergarten. identifying those seeking admittanceto dances either by means of classtickets or some other way. This willbe given a strong trial during the en¬suing quarter and if it fails someother plan will be adopted in the fu¬ture.”The date of council elections wasalso announced yesterday. Nomina¬tions will be Feb. 9 and final electionFeb. 16. No nominations for mem¬bers of the council may be made bypetition but nominations for Honorcommission elections which closelvfollow council elections may be madeby petition. Petitions, however, fornomination for Honor commissonmust be n by noon Feb. 9, before thecouncil nominations are held. Writing under the caption “A NewMagazine,” Harry Hansen, book editorof the Chicago Daily News, prints thefollowing review of the first issue ofThe Circle in a recent issue of hisdepartment:“When the first number of TheCircle came to our desk the other daywe sat back and had a thrill. TheCircle will be published monthly here¬after by students at the University ofChicago and we hope the pep holdsout longer than one college genera¬tion. Opening it at random we foundan article by Robert Poliak praisingJohn Alden Carpenter’s Krazy Katballet, and three poems of Baudelairetranslated by Robert Winter. (Shadesof Teddy Linn!) True, the Baude-lairean gems were innocuous, butGeorge Eliot never would have writ¬ten them. ‘Soltaire,’ an unsignedarticle, was bright and sophisticatedand then three of our friends came infor reviews as ‘Chicago’s Triple En¬tente’—Ben Hecht. Henry JustinSmith and Carl Sandburg. Regard¬ing ‘1001 Afternoons in Chicago’ thereviewer said: ‘I admit it, I am arabid Hecht fan, and now I feel likerunning about with this book andshouting,“ ‘See, see, I was right about him.’ ”. . . We read with interest a trans¬lation of a Dumas fragment ownedby Harry F. Vories, which was in¬tended to develop into a novel en¬titled ‘The Memoirs of M. de Paris.’M. Dumas slipped when he said ‘theguillotine was invented by Dr. Guil¬lotine,’ instead of Dr. Albert, but thatonly helps prove him a good romancer.Good luck, Circle. The editor isLennox Grey, and associated withhim are Robert Poliak, Maurice Lese-man, Rosendo Gonzales, the carica¬turist, and many others.Hansen. Tomorrow will be observed as thefirst “C” day on the campus, to bemarked by the wearing of Varsityletter sweaters and Freshman nu¬merals by the winners of these em¬blems, as part of a campaign to sur¬round the “C” with a sentiment ofgreater respect.This move was decided upon at ameeting of the Order of the “C” yes¬terday, as a result of a current rumorthat, unless the Varsity sweaters aremore appreciated, the custom ofawarding them with major and minorletters will be terminated.Will Wear Them to ClassCoach Stagg has expressed the de¬sire that the sweaters be worn uponthe campus and to classes. In ac¬cordance with his wish, the lettermen voted to observe every Thurs¬day as “C” day. Minor letter win¬ners and freshmen athletes will weartheir emblems on “C” days, as well1 as the Varsity men.In the adoption of this ordinance,the order is trying to counteract theopinion (believed current on the cam¬pus) that it is not in strict accordancewith etiquette to wear sweaters toclass; it is the hope of the membersof the order to make the “C” a com¬mon sight around the University asthe athletic emblem is on the cam¬puses of other Big Ten schools.Pledge ThreeBeta Theta Phi announces thepledging of Owen Jones Albert ofParis, Ill.Phi Delta Theta announces thepledging of Gerald Batty of Cairo, Ill.Tau Delta Phi announces the pledg¬ing of Bertram Friedman of Lima,Ohio.SCORE CLUB MEETINGScore club will hold an importantmeeting today at noon in Classics. Goodspeed Clears Up TicketDistribution Mix- Up In Letter PICK CASTS FORPROGRAM GIVENBY DRAMA CLUBSelect Alumni and StudentCompanies for PlaysThis WeekIn the following letter printed yes¬terday in the Chicago Tribune, Dr.Edgar J. Goodspeed refutes certainwidely-circulated statements concern¬ing the University’s athletic policyand clarifies the status of distribu¬tion of football tickets.Goodspeed’s Letter“Chicago, Jan. 1.—Certain state¬ments made in The Tribune of Dec.31 as to the football plans of theUniversity of Chicago call for promptcorrection. It is not a fact that theuniversity has adopted the Harvardsystem of football ticket distribution.The systems of Princeton, Pennsyl¬vania, Harvard, Yale, and Columbiahave all been freshly studied by aChicago representative, but no one ofthese has been or is likely to beadopted by Chicago. The system fol¬lowed the last season has not proveda failure. It is, in fact, regarded as a notable success. The charge that itbroke down under the pull of favorit¬ism. is quite groundless. The systemgiven out in the article in question asthe new Chicago system has not beenadopted or considered by the ticketscommittee or by any university body.“The recent inquiries of the com¬mittee have been made solely in theeffort to find, if possible, a still moreequitable method of distributing foot¬ball tickets among both alumni andother citizens. That the Chicagopublic is to be excluded from thegames in the future is neither plan¬ned, desired, or dreamed of. Instead,the university is devising ways ofaccommodating more of them at itsgames than ever before. The uni¬versity is desirous, as it has alwaysbeen, of opening its facilities of everysort to the citizens of Chicago justas far as its resources permit.Edgar J. Goodspeed.” GLEE CLUBS MEETHERE NEXT MONTHIN VOCAL CONTESTTwelve universities will compete inthe intercollegiate sing to be held bythe Middle West association of Gleeclubs, of which Mr. R. W. Stevens ofthe University is president, Feb. 9at Orchestra hall.Glee clubs from the University ofChicago, University of Illinois, Uni¬versity of Iowa, Northwestern uni¬versity, Purdue university, Universityof Wisconsin, Aiyiour institute, Be¬loit college, Grinnell college, JamesMilliken university, Lake Forest col¬lege, and Wabash college will renderone required song, the “Hunter’sFarewell” by Mendelssohn, a collegemedley, and one other chosen song.The University Glee club, contain¬ing twenty-five men, will sing for itsoptional selection “Sea Fever” by An¬drews.Carlin Crandall will play the lead¬ing role in “The Beaux’ Stratagem,”by George Farquhar, in the all-staralumni production to be presented bythe University Dramatic AssociationFebruary 9 and 10 in Mandel hall andto be played the following week inthe Auditorium theater.Other alumni who are to havenarts. as decided at the tryouts heldlast Thursday in Mandel are: PhyllisFay Horton, Dorothy Faye, PhoebeRelle Terry, Percy Holmes Boynton,Lionel Friend, Bartlett Cormack,Louis Dooley, and Harold H. Swift.Associate-Professor Henri David ofthe Romance department will play aFrench role.Present Play by GarrickDavid Garrick’s version of the“Taming of the Shrew,” renamed“Katharine and Petruchio,” will begiven at the same program as thecustomary afterpiece of the period.Tryouts held yesterday in Harper Milgive the title roles to Marie Adelsand John Bertles Minahan, respect¬ively. Melvina Scoville will playGrumio, a part which Garrick fre¬quently acted himself. Robert Pollack wll act Paptista, Betty Millerwill take the part of Bianca, and the(Continued on page 4) Few Tickets LeftFor Hellenic HopTickets for the Pan-Hellenic danceto be held Friday, Jan. 12, at theHyde Park hotel have been distrib¬uted among the various fraternitiesaccording to the number of men ineach chapter. A few tickets, how¬ever, may still be obtained by apply¬ing to Louis McMasters at the SigmaNu house.“Arrangements for the dance givepromise of one of the most successfulaffairs in the history of this annuhlinstitution. Bertram Granquiflt, presi¬dent of the Inter-Fraternity council,said yesterday. Elmer Kaiser’s or¬chestra will contribute to the merri¬ment.Prof. Beeson to Give ReadingProfessor Beeson will give a read¬ing at the meeting of the Undergrad¬uate Classical Club tomorrow after¬noon at 4:30 in Classics 20. All in¬terested in the life and customs ofthe early Greeks and Romans havebeen cordially invited to attend.Page Twofllf* flatly maroonThe Student Newspaper of thoUniversity of ChicagoPublished moruiug*. except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Eutered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1006, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationKIMTOKIAl, STAFFOUn Stans bury Managing EditorRussell Pierce News EditorRobert Pollack News EdltoJohn M’Gulre Athletics EditorRuth Metcalf Women’s EditorGeorge Sutherland Conference EditorKenneth Laird Day EditorClifton Utley Day EditorItt'SINESS STAFFHoward Landau Advertising ManagerLeonard Scane Asst. Advertising Mgr.William Kerr AssistantTheodore Weber AssistantRobert Moore AssistantRussell Pettit Circulation ManagerRalph Blink Assistant THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1923IMPROVE THEUNDERGRADUATEFoi* several years we have beennoting the finished products of a num¬ber of colleges and universities,watching especially the English ofthese men and women who have bene-fitted by four years of concentratededucation. We have met an astound¬ing number of alumni who speak nomere correctly than the average highschool student. We find in the Sen¬ior class of this university men andwomen who say “ain’t” withoutflinching, “he don’t know” withoutany realization of its correctness,“where is it at” with perfect grace.One expects to find entering fresh¬men possessed of the fundamentals ofgood English. But when they are notone supposes that they will be im-pioved to the state of near-perfec¬tion by their contact with instructorsand the vast number of under¬graduates who do speak correctly. Wefeel that they would be if two meas¬ures were taken by the faculty.In the first place, no matter whatthe student’s major and minor se¬quences may be, it will be necessaryfor him to talk and write lucidly ifhe is to be genuinely successful. Fewilliterate men get far in this era. Achemical engineer should learn in hischemistry class that “bursted” is pre¬ferable to “busted.” His instructorwill be within the province of an edu¬cator if he insists that his termpaper be written with the use of anoccasional paragraph, enlighteningpunctuation, and careful spelling.The other method is that of mak¬ing compulsory at least one morecourse in English composition; a totalof three. This does not mean acourse in literature. We learn by do¬ing—and being done to—and practical,day by day, experience in correctusage of the native language has tell¬ing effects.Many students who flounder aboutwith their elementary papers upon“How to Make Hay,” and “Why ICame to the University of Chicago,”howl at the idea that they should beforced to take what might be con¬sidered a slightly advanced coursev hen they are here to learn account¬ing, geology, history or botany. Theyfail to realize that their knowledgewill be of direct value to them onlyas they can apply it in their relationswith other people; and that those re¬lations are accomplished throughspeaking or writing; and that theirability will he under-rated unlessthose two means of communicationare reasonably correct.We suggest with all seriousness,and after long consideration, that adefinite effort he made to improve theaverage undergraduate’s means ofexpression. freezing to death. In Russia thereis no help for the sufferers except thatwhich comes from outside sources.It is a fact that only three per centof the two university upper classesare communists, and that the remain¬ing ninety-seven per cent are affili¬ated with the government only byforce, and infrequently in that man¬ner The only legitimate reason forrefusing to contribute is shortage offunds.The University can save the livesof these students as certainly by mon¬etary donations as they could byrescuing them from burning buildings.The intervening distance removes thevivid tragedy of the situation, butdoes not lessen our responsibility tofellow humans.Lettering — EngrossingPrivate LessonsClarence C. French(Pupil of M. BRAMTOT, Paris)Address:Y. M. C. A. HOTEL, Chicago, Ill.ELIZABETH STOKESSOPRANOConcert Artist and Teacher of SingingStudio506 Fine Arts Building—Wabash 2255VOICES TRIEDMondays, Wednesdays, FridaysCome and get a good old-fashionedHome-Cooked meal at theHARPER TEA ROOM5701 HARPER AVE.Breakfast (A La Carte)Luncheon 40c. Dinner, 60cOpen Saturday, October 14.F. W. BAKER CO.All Around the Corner63rd & Dorchester Ave.MEN'S FURNISHINGSPUBLIC SPEAKINGTaught in the department ofDRAMATIC EXPRESSIONbyANNE LARKINColumbia School of MusicClare Osborne Reed, DirectorRoom 435, 509 S. Wabash Av.CHICAGOJENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS AND MEN’SFURNISHINGS63rd and University Ave.(Established 1890)Right Goods, Right PricesRight TreatmentOUR OBLIGATIONUnder the auspices of the Under¬graduate council a drive is being con¬ducted for the benefit of starvingRussian students. The results of theefforts made by the committees dur¬ing the first two days have been moresatisfactory than was contemplated.It seems that those who have failedto respond in any measure to the np-peal are conscientious objectors, peo¬ple who argue that there are poorpeople in this country who are notcaved for, or that the Russians areBolshevists, Communists, and totallyworthless and undesirable.The American poverty stricken peo¬ple are adequately cared for by thecharities in most instances. Seldomart they found to be starving or Marcel WavingR. Jones1372 E. 55th StreetHyde Park 6941WATCH YOUR STEPand learn to dance correctly at theMary Kiefer DancingStudio1305 E. 63rd St. Fairfax 09995 Lessons for $5.00—Personal Service DON’T HEM ITHave It Hemstitched atTHE ROSALIE SHOP1456 EL Fifty-seventh St.Dorchester 3934.Better Class ApronsHemstitching—NotionsButtons Covered and PeatingjoAasI00I to3§- 5Cn£> H69S9 - f& &8°Ho3in» §O> 5 * £S o 8-© :s °rO50in§ 50n3 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS!!If you bring this “ad" we will giveyou 10 °/° discount on anythingyou buy in this store.SIMON'S SHOE1456 E. 55th St. STORESWISS STEAK?NEXT Friday Evening we will serve Swiss Steak as part of ourSpecial Dinner. This is Sirloin Steak, sliced; pounded with flour;fried; and then baked in the oven with green peppers and other sea¬soning for two and a half hours. Come and try it.BALDWINS1025 E. 55th StreetBetween Ellis and Greenwood •Cut This Out and Save It-1!SEWINGDRESSMAKING - REMODELINGMENDING - FANCY WORKMRS. E. D. COOLEY1014 E. 61st St. r lai 8Dress Suit for SaleIn perfect condition. Suitable forman about 5 ft. 9 in. tall and 125 to145 lbs. in weight.Telephone Midway 3567 University StudentsYou will be well taken care of forFANCY SUNDAES and LIGHT LUNCHESatWilliam's Candy Shop1133 East 55th StreetCorner 55th and UniversityThe Latest Model Shoes AreAvailable atMIDWAY BOOTERY936 East Fifty-fifth StreetFairfax 5657 Carson Pirie Scottand CompanyNew and Delightfully “Different”Smart Deauville ScarfsA new fashion certain to appeal to youth’s taste for the morevivid phases of the mode. For one sees at once how effective thesescarfs are with the sports togs or tailored frocks.In Bandanna or Oriental ColorsThey are of silk or of Georgette crepe. The patterns are stun¬ning. They may be worn as a cravat, as sketched, or knottedloosely as a girdle. Both ways exceedingly smart. Interestinglypriced, $2.25 to $5.First Floor, NorthCANDIDATES FORBASEBALL TEAMSTART PRACTICETeam Faces Stiff Schedule;Dearth of GoodPitchersBasketball ScheduleJanuary 13—Wisconsin at Madison.January 19—Ohio State.January 27—Purdue.February 2—Iowa at Iowa City.February 7—Illinois at Urbana.February 10—Minnesota.February 17—Ohio State at Co¬lumbus.February 22—Minnesota at Minne¬apolis.February 24—Illinois.March 3-—Purdue at Lafayette.March 10—Wisconsin.All candidates for the Varsity base¬ball team will report for practice atBartlett gymnasium at 2 this after¬noon. Lockers and outfits will beissued.The Maroon baseball team will getoff to an early start today, with theinitial practice and organization ofrecruits in Bartlett gymnasium. This!will be the first praetce of the indoorseason and it is expected that manynew recruits will report with the old Inter-Club BridgePlans CompletedWith plans practically complete,the Interclub council is making thefinal preparations for its second an¬nual bridge tournament to be heldthis month. All the clubs are eligibleand each has been invited to entertwo representatives. Rules are prac¬tically the same as those of last year’stournament.The schedule has not been ar¬ranged yet but the first game willtake place by the end of the nextweek at the latest. A game will con¬sist of three out of five rubbers.Virginia Strain is in charge of thisyear’s tournament. A cup wll be pre¬sented by the Interclub council to theclub which wins the final round.in the gym in preparation for theopening of the spring work. The teamwill practice indoors from 2 to 2:45daily and between the winter andspring quarters will have a week oftwo sessions a day.The team faces a stiff schedule thisseason and Coach Norgren has a bigjob on hand to round out a successfulnine. He faces a big problem in thedearth of pitchers and will probablyhave to develop his hurlers from the! ranks of the recruits.COWHEY’Smen.Every effort will be made to pro¬duce a successful ball team this year,but in view of the material, this jobwill be a difficult one. There are nooutstanding performers graduatedfrom last year’s Freshman ranks andexperienced material is scarce. Store for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Caps and NeckwearBilliardsTo Start Hard WorkIntensive training will start imme-iatcly with the warming up process Cigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave.A Good Place to Bank19 years of service to the com¬munity in all branches ofBANKINGCENTRAL HYDE PARKBANK55 th & Blackstone Ave. A STATE BANK MILLENIUM NOTESAbner J. Gilpish, a prominentalumnus of Alpha Delta Phi, has pre¬sented each member of the activechapter with an overcoat and cap.The boys are very proud of their newclothes.Prof. J; Hot Stuff of the Depart¬ment of Political Economy dismissedhis class this morning just as the bellrang. Three members fainted.The Inter-Club Council went onrecord today as opposed to hair rib¬bons.The President’s office has receiveda petition from the residents ofFoster Hall, stating that they weregetting too fat, and asking that asimpler menu be served in the future.A member of Phi Kappa Psi, in aninterview today, stated that press ac¬counts of the cost of the new housewere somewhat exaggerated.The Football Tickets committee hasannounced a bargain sale on nextseason’s tickets. They may be ob¬tained in unlimited quantities at adollar a piece.It’s a Dangerous Sport, Mates!Dot E.: Have a good time skatingyesterday ?Dot N.: My shoulders aren’t sore—D. E.: Yes.D. N.: But, I didn’t light on them..SNAPSHOTSProminent instructor seated on I. C.engrossed in novel. Woman stand¬ing in front of him. She inadver¬tently treads on his foot. He muttersunder his breath. She apologizes.Politeness pays.(From Yesterday’s Maroon). . . according to Prof. FrederickA. Starr of the Department of An¬thology.No doubt you’ve read his Anthologyof the Tasmanian Tea Hounds?Hellenic Dance, Friday night—wemay get a free ticket out of that.And while we’re advertising PrexyStrohmeier urges us to urge Seniorsto attend the Senior Dinner at Hut¬chinson tomorrow night. Consideryourselves urged.FAMOUS UNDERSstand.take.the Spreading Chestnut Tree.study.B. V. D.s. Seniors to Dine inHutchinson TonightThis evening at 6:15 the Seniorclass will dine in Hutchinson cafe.The affair, for which an enjoyableentertainment program is being plan¬ned, is the first class of ’23 dinner ofthe quarter. Tickets may be pur¬chased from the Y. M. C. A., Y. W.C. A., the bookstore and from manymembers of the class.Seniors selling tickets have beenrequested to turn them in to EgilKrogh at E 11 before 11:15 A. M. orto Otto Stromeier.Typewriters!Remington 32.50Royal 30.00Corona 27.50Molle 39.50Und Port 40.00Rem Port 50.00Large Assortment of all MakesUnderwood $40.00Terms Granted—Rental Appliedon Purchase Price.Full Line of Typewriter SuppliesReliable Typewriter Co.Wab. 0568 325 Plymouth CtTHE HAPPY ENDof Your Search for aReally Good Place to EatTHE MOMENT YOU TASTEOUR SPECIAL DISHES YOUWILL SAY THEY ARE UN¬USUALLY GOODUniversity Tea House5725 Kenwood Ave.A wonderland of good things toeat at prices so low you’ll besurprised. WRESTLING SQUADCARDS MEETS FORPRELIMINARY DRILLMen Look Good In EarlyMatches; PondelikHurtIn preparation for the comingmatches with conference teams, CoachVorees’ wrestlers will compete in aseries of practice matches with vari¬ous athletic clubs in the city. Thurs¬day the Maroons will wrestle theHawthorne Athletic Club in BartlettGym. Announcements will be madelater as to when and where the othermatches will be held.The men who will represent theUniversity against the Hawthornesare: Takaki in the 115 lb. class; Love¬land, Weinberg and Jones in the 135lb. class and much will depend on theshowing these men make in thismatch as to which one of them willrepresent the school in future meets;Tsoulos, in the 145 lb. class; Shim-berg, who has won every match hehas wrestled this season, will com¬pete in the 158 lb. class and Sarpoulis,the star of last year’s team, willwrestle as heavy weight instead of asa one hundred and seventy-fivepounder as he did last year.Pondelik Injured in MeetThe wrestling team lost a pros¬pective heavyweight when Pondelik,star lineman on this year’s Marooneleven, was injured in a practicematch. Joe had the misfortune tohave his ear injured and it is doubt¬ful whether he will be able to wrestleagain this season.TypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Rates to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany329 S. Dearborn St. Harrison 1366Phone Dorchester 7793 PIANOS, PLAYERSand PHONOGRAPHSOrpheus Music ShopExpert Piano Tuning and Repairing of All Kinds1100 E. 55th ST.N. E. Cor. 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BookstoreWith FRUIT CENTER is DeliciousPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1923The Roselma Tea Shop li11M6331 Kimbark Avenue iinHorne-Cooked Dinner—Evenings, 85c; Sundays, $1.00 niLuncheon, 11 to 2—40c and 60c nAlso a la CarteReservations for Sorority, or Fraternity Dinners nTelephone Hyde Park 2973 i.PICK CASTS FOR PROGRAMGIVEN BY DRAMA CLUB(Continued from page 1)tailor will be played by Lucille Hoerr.The role of Curtis will be taken byElizabeth Elson, that of the musicmaster by Lester Beale, Pedro byLeonard Kemp, and Biondella byOliver Petran.This performance will celebrate atypical program of the Americantheater as it was produced in 1753.“The Beaux’ Stratagem,” written in1707, is “the best of Farquhar’s playsas a whole; infinitely lively, bustling,and full of point and interest,” ac¬cording to William Hazlitt, a nine¬teenth century critic. 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