ffiht Bailv jflaroonVol. 21. No. 46. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 1923 Price 3 Cent*| *>I ,Irr ili> EL1ZABET H WALLACE RESIGNS AS DEANBOGUS COPS NAB AUTOISTSmM CLUB DOWN TOWN FORLEAVES ADVISORYPOSITION AFTER 18YEARS Of SERVICEWill Continue To Act AsProfessor ofFrenchSERVED IN FR/.NCE IN WARAfter serving for over eighteenyears, Miss Elizabeth Wallace has re¬signed as Dean of the Colleges ofArts, Literature, and Science; theresignation having taken effect onDec. 31, 1922. Until her successorhas been announced, the undergrad¬uate women who have been advisedby Miss Wallace will be registered byDean Robertson.“I feel that after so many years ofdeanship on my part, it is only rightthat a younger person should have achance in the position,” said MissWallace when interviewed yesterday.“I have enjoyed the work very much,and found great pleasure in the con¬tracts with the women, and shall keepup my relations with them throughthe Federation and other campus ac¬tivities.” Miss Wallace will continuein her present position as AssociateProf, of French Literature.Miss WTallace has been at the Uni¬versity since its foundation, havingcome here as a Fellow in History.She was for many years the head ofHeecher hall; and taught both Span¬ish and French, though now shet< aches only French. She has trav¬eled extensively; and during the warserved as an interpreter for sevenmonths with the Rockefeller MissionAgainst Tuberculosis. She later(Continued on page 4) YEARBOOK HEADS PICK STUDENTS HEREFRESHMAN ASSISTANTS J)()NAT£ SPARECHANGE, FREED FIRST TIME IN TWO DECADESTwenty-Three Men and WomenNamed for Fourth CompetitionSelection of twenty-three freshmento continue in competition for sopho¬more positions on the Cap and Clownstaff was made at a recent meetingof the 1923 staff . Those chosen forfurther work have been continued,according to a statement from theeditors, because of their applicationand ability displayed during the au¬tumn quarter.Those named eligible in competi¬tion for the spring election to sopho¬more editorships are Josephine Bed¬ford, Elaine Blackman, Peari Bloom¬field, Helen Burns, Elena Fontani,Betty Lemay, Madalyn O’Shea, HelenWooding, Charles Anderson, SidneyBlumenthal, James Lreager, RobertDistelhorst, Humphrey Dixon, JackDorsey, William Garvey, Jack Kin¬sey, Raleigh Morgan, Edward Quayle,Russell Taylor, Herbert Thomas, DeWaid Thompson, Archie Trebow, andHarold Valentine. Police Investigate Machina¬tions of Fake TrafficOfficers Prominent Alumni Take Cast Parts In “Beaux’Strategem” To Be Presented at Auditorium;Play In Mandel HallMOTORCYCLIST IS OUTWITTED! CLASS OF ’23 STARTSSEASON WITH DANCEMAROON FIVE ENDPRELIMINARY TILTSFOR BASKET RACEOpen Big Ten Race SaturdayNight With HawkeyeBattleBULLETINStudent books may he obtained atBartlett gymnasium any day from 9lo 5. No books will be issued before(he game Saturday night.Hold Open Housefor New FreshmenAn Open House tea to introduce allentering Freshman women will beheld next Sunday from 3 to 6 in IdaNoyes hall. The tea is being givenunder the auspices of Mrs. Good-speed, head of Ida Noyes hall, andthe Federation and the FreshmanWomen’s club are sponsoring it.This tea is the only formal moansoffered to new students to meet up¬perclassmen. Mrs. Goodspeed sug¬gested that Freshman women of aquarter’s standing consider them¬selves hostesses to introduce the new¬er women to the students and fac¬ulty membei's who will be present towelcome them. In addition every up-perclass woman has been urged tobring any entering freshman she mayknow' to this tea.FRESHMAN CLASS TOOPEN SOCIAL SEASONWITH DANCE FRIDAYDemand Greatest for PoliticalScience and EconomicsTextsThe Freshman class will initiatetheir social activities for the Winterquarter Friday when the first classmixer will be given from 4 till 6, inthe Reynolds club.Zoe-May Sutherland, co-chairmanof the Social committee of the class,has secured one of the noted campusorchestras for the occasion and prom¬ises many new features to liven upthe affair.There will be an important meet¬ing of the committee today at 4 inBeecher hall where final plans will bemade for the dance. With the Big Ten basket racescheduled to open Saturday nightagainst the Iowa five, coach “Nels”Norgrcn has brought his Maroonquintet through a rather disastrouspreliminary season.Practice tilts against Butler, theArmour American Legion, the Van¬derbilt, l ave been staged within thepast week, and all three games havebeen lost by Chicago. As the gameshave been played merely to give theMaroons a chance to develop somesore of team work, they can he lookedupon in a better light, as the Chica¬go players have displayed great im¬provement in working the ball downthe floor.Basket Shooting ImprovedInaccuracy in basket shooting hasproved to be the principal deficiency(Continued on page 4)ADD NEW VOLUMESTO COLLECTION INCLASSICS LIBRARY Fake motorcycle policemen are pa¬trolling the Washington Park districtand running down speeders, fromwhom they collect a profitable incomein bribes for immunity from arrest,if the suspicions of numerous Uni¬versity students, victims of the parkcyclists, are well-founded.The case of Howard M. Sloan, sen¬ior at the University, is typical ofseveral recent “arrests” from whichstudents have escaped by the dona¬tion of “Christmas presents” to over-willing men repersenting themselvesas motorcycle cops.Calls “Cop’s” BluffWhen Sloan’s car was pursued andovertaken Thursday night by a sup¬posed policeman, the entire incidentappeared a frame-up; so the studentaccepted the man’s bluff and demand¬ed proof that the car had been ex¬ceeding the speed regulations. Atthis, the “officer” retired, declaringthat re would “let him off this time.”The South Park police, when in¬formed of this occurrence, declaredthat the circumstances were suffic¬iently suspicious to warrant a care¬ful investigation. The fact that themotorcyclist was riding a machine ofthe Indian make, whereas membersof the South Park motorcycle policeforce are equipped with Henderson’sis considered by the police as an im¬portant point in the theory thatSloap’s “cop” was very possibly abogus one. 'leas and Theater Party Included InSenior Social ProgramSenior social activities for the Win¬ter quarter will commence with adance to be given Friday from 4 to6 in Ida Noyes hall, it was announcedyesterday by the class entertainmentcommittee. As this will offer the firstopportunity this year for the class to“get together,” the committee is an¬ticipating a heavy attendance, andhas urged all seniors to attend.The complete schedule of senior so¬cial affairs for the Winter quarter isas follows: Jan. 5, dance; Jan. 10,dinner; Jan. 21, tea; Feb. 2, theaterparty; Feb. 11, tea; Feb. 14, dinner;March 2, show; March 9, dance.REQUESTS DONATIONSOF TEXTBOOKS FORSTUDENTS’ LIBRARYDISCUSS HOP ANDTOURNAMENTS ATCOUNCIL MEETINGT' ! 'old Interfraternity DanceJan. 19 at SissonHotel“History of Art,” Elie Faure’s newhook, has just been placed on the listof books recently received in Classicslibrary. Other books concerning artave: Buscher’s “Greek Vase Paint¬ing” and “Terra Cotta Revetments”by Van Buren.New volumes of the series of San¬scrit books “Pandit,” purchased byAssociate Prof. Clark of the Depart¬ment of Comparative Philology, havebeen received, making the total num¬ber of new volumes equal more thanforty. Books belonging to the series“Our Debt to Greece and Rome,” ed¬ited by G. D. Hadzsits of the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania and D. M.Robinson of Johns Hopkins Univers¬ity are being added as they are pub¬lished.Two books, Mooney’s “TravelAmong the Ancient Romans” and“Classical Associations of Places inItaly” by F. E. Sabin give concreteinformation which would be of inter¬est to travelers. The interfraternity dance, basket¬ball, bridge and bowling tournamentsare some of the more important is-1 sues to be dealt with at a meeting ofthe Interfraternity Council today at7:30 in the Reynolds club which willinaugurate the activities of that or¬ganization for the coming year.Louis McMasters, who is in chargeof the Inter-Greek hop, will presenta< vangements for that affair for ap¬proval. The dance will be held attho Sisson hotel on Jan. 19.Following the interclass basketballtournament, the fraternity quintettes, will take over the gym. These gameswill he played off during a short,snappy season of three weeks in Jan¬uary. Games will be scheduled twicea week, two being played in an even¬ing. Bridge and bowling tourna¬ments will be started at once, thedetails of which will he announcedfollowing the meeting tonight at 7:30in Reynolds club. About twenty books were donatedto the alumnae loan library in Har¬per E3 1-2 at the end of the autumnquarter. The demand for rentalbooks so exceeds demands in the pastthat these additional books do not be¬gin to keep up the stock of the li-biary. Books are loaned to studentsfor twenty-five cents a quarter, and,in keeping with the policy of the li¬brary, this money is used to buy newhooks to replace those which becomeworn out.More than fifty demands were re¬ceived today for the following books.Ruth Seymour, in charge of thelibrary, asks that students havingthese books at home donate them tothe library and relieve the great needfor them. The books are:Marshall, “Principles of BusinessAilministration.”Moulton, “Financial Organizationof Society.”Schapiro, “Modern and Contempo¬rary European History.”Linn, “Essentials of English Com¬position.”Hayes, “Political and Social His¬tory of Modem Europe.”Dewey and Tufts, “Ethics.”Johnson, “Introduction to Econom¬ics.”Manley, “English Prose and Poet¬ry.”Ogg and Ray, “Introduction toAmerican Government.”Ogg, “Government in Europe.”Finich and Baker, “Geography ofWorld’s Commerce.”Students arc still coming to thelibrary for books and any receivedthis week will be certain to find use.Text books and reference books ofall sorts are rented. For the first time in twenty yearsa production of the University Dram¬atic club will be presented in a down¬town theater when the “The Beaux’Stratagem,” by George Farquhar, isplayed in the Auditorium theater dur¬ing the second week in February. Theproceeds of the entertainment will goto the Settlement hoard.The play will be given in Mandelhall February 9 and 10 by an all staralumni cast to be composed of formerdramatic club stars. Among thealumni in the cast who have filledimportant roles in University dram¬atic productions in the past are Har¬old Swift, president ’07; Bartlett Cor-mack; Carlin Crandall; Adolph Pier¬rot; Dorothy Faye; Phyllis Fay Hor¬ton; Phoebe Belle Terry, and PercyHolmes Boynton.A Late Restoration Comedy“The Beaux’ Stratagem” is a lateRestoration comedy concerning thefortunes of two young rakes who setout to repair their fortunes throughliaison by marriage or otherwise. Itwill be staged and costumed not asoriginally presented in England: butas it was given in the first Americantheater in 1760.Tryouts for “The Beaux’ Strata¬gem” will be held Thursday at 7:30in Mandel. Tryouts for the custom¬ary afterpiece of the period, DavidWarrick’s adaptation of the “Tamingof the Shrew,” to be presented to¬gether with “The Beaux’ Stratagem,”and for the American DramaLeague’s workshop production, will beheld Friday at 4:30 in Harper Mil.Language SocietyHears Prof. NitzeDelivering the president’s addressfor the annual meeting of the West-j ern branch of the Modern LanguageAssociation of America, held in Chi¬cago last week, Prof. William AlbertNitze, head of the Department ofRomance Languages and Literatures,and president of the Western branchof the association, took for his sub¬ject -“Modern Language Scholarship.”Prof. Nitze emphasized the needfor a more scholarly study of themodern languages and literatures.The various sections of the meetingsuggested numerous improvements inthe methods used by students ofChaucer, the medieval Latin litera¬ture, and other fields of modern lan¬guage research. The importance ofmore complete equipment in the formof libraries was emphasized.Prof. Tom Peete Cross, head of theDepartment of General Literature,acted as chairman of the AmericanDialect section of the meeting.FRESHMEN!There are many good positions forwilling workers on the advertisingstaff of The Daily Maroon. No ex¬perience is necessary. See HowardLandau between 12 and 12:30, or 4:30and 6 at the offices in Ellis hall. Sophs Caper In UtahUniversity of Utah.—Members ofthe sophomore class have planned towear tailored blue shirts as a “taste¬ful dignified” means of distinguish¬ing themselves from the members ofthe other classes.Harriet Shanks Weds PlattHarriet Shanks, ’23, was marriedto Robert Platt, Assistant Prof, ofGeography, last Saturday night atthe Church of the Redeemer in Bev¬erly Hills. Miss Shanks is a memberof the Deltho club and was active inY. W. C. A. work. Instruct Students AsLeaders In Y. M. TalksBeginning Jan. 4 a course in BoyLeadership will be offered by the Uni¬versity Y. M. C. A. in cooperationwith the Boy Scouts of America andthe American Red Cross. Lectureswill be delivered every Thursdayevening at 7:30 in the UniversityHigh school gymnasium. Among thesubjects to be taken up are Scout or¬ganization, knot-tying, cooking andfirst aid.Judge Victor Arnold, of the CookCounty Juvenile Court, Prof. J. M.Artman of the University, GeneralLeroy T. Stewart, and Judson P.Freeman, assistant to the NationalDirector of Field Work, will be a fewof the instructors. The final lecturewill be given Mar. 8.Page Two$tfp Baily iflarimuThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPoblUhed mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quartera by The DailyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago Postuffice, Chicago, llilnois, March13, lDOt!, under the act of March 3, 1873.Telephone Midway 800Offices Ellis 14Member ofThe Western Conference Trees AssociationEDITORIAL. STAFFOlla Stansbury Managing EditorRussell Pierce News EditorRobert Pollack New* BdltoJohn M’Quire Athletics EditorRuth Metcalf Women’s EditorOeorge Sutherland Conference EditorKenneth Laird Day EditorClifton Utley Day EditorBUSINESS STAFFHoward Landau Advertising ManagerLeonard Scane Asst. Advertising Mgr.William Kerr AssistantTheodore Weber AssistantRobert Moore AssistantRussell Pettit Circulation ManagerRalph Blink AssistantTHE SECOND LAPHere we go again!Vacation over, classes begun, andwe start on the second quarter of theyear. We are always reminded of awell ordered business at this time,for the incapable students have beenweeded out in large numbers, theFreshmen understand better whatthey must do to be members in goodstanding of the University, and everyphase of our varied existence seemsto be more admirably co-ordinatedwith every other. It is the easy partof the race—after the start, beforethe grueling finish.There are all sorts of little morallessons that can be preached at thebeginning of every quarter: TheDangers of Procrastination; Remem¬ber the Commission!; Support YourClass Activities; and others signific¬ant in relation to University life.They are all old, old stories. Fresh¬men regard some of them as prov¬erbs. They are the fences and guideposts on our educational race track,and can not be run over.A quarter can bring many things.Were we to prophesy the next threemonths in detail we should be unus¬ually optimistic; probably too opti¬mistic. Forecasting is unsafe, but itis interesting to surmise. THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 1923BE A WINNER!Drink BOWMAN'SMILK for health andstrength. It gives youthe power to endure—the power to win.Insist on BOWMAN’SMILK. It is rich andpure.Bowman \l:\hMIRY COMPANY PilUV MAKE THIS YOURTEXT BOOKHEADQUARTERSmm . .... —Jr!? -^iScSailrw*i - ju, ..Saw . « __b §1P i*!■5^’IKSLAW MEDICINE BUSINESSHISTORY LANGUAGES RELIGIONSCIENCE MATHEMATICSNew and Second-HandLET US SUPPLY YOUR NEEDS INBRIEF CASESGYM GOODSSTATIONERYNOTE BOOKSTYPEWRITERSFOUNTAIN PENSAT THEUniversity of Chicago Book Store5802 Ellis HallHOFFICIAL NOTICES CLASSIFIED ADSThe first meeting of the Universityband will take place Thursday at 4:45in the band room, with an intensivedrill in all departments for the pro¬gram which is to be given for radioat the Drake hotel, Sunday, Jan. 28.The campus and off-campus bas¬ketball teams will meet with MissWylie in the main gymnasium of IdaNoyes tonight at 7. All those desir¬ing extra credit for the class must bepresent. FOR RENT—A room suitable for 2with connecting lavatory. NearUniversity. Phone H. P. 4851.FOR RENT—Large double room,grate and lavatory. Also singleroom. 6826 Blackstone Ave.Members of the editorial and ad¬vertising staff of the Phoenix are re¬quested to meet in the Phoenix officetoday at 3.SPANISHNative Instructor will help a fewstudents for Christmas exams, even¬ings. Call Ph. Fairfax 0104. TO RENT—Two room kitchenetteat. 5718 Kimbark. Phone H. P.3170.LOST—Gold fountain pen. Return toInformation office.FOR SALE-=-Portable Typewriter.Hammond Multiplex, 1922 model,with interchangeable type. Cost$95 six months ago; will sell for$60 cash. In perfect condition. Callat the General Biological SupplyHouse, 1177 E. 56th St., duringnoon hour, 12 to 1, or hone Fair¬fax 2620 and ask for Mr. Coursen. 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Dinner, 60cOpen Saturday, October 14.ELIZABETH STOKESSOPRANOConcert Artist and Teacher of SingingStudio506 Fine Arts Building—Wabash 2255VOICES TRIEDMondays, Wednesdays, FridaysPhone Hyde Park 0681 'PEGGY’SHOME MADECANDYDon’t Forget Our Fine Lunches.Sandwiches, the kind you like.Peggy Pan Candy Shop1462 East 57th St.Hot Chocolate That Is Really GoodTHE HAPPY ENDof Your Search for aReally Good Place to ElatTHE MOMENT YOU TASTEOUR SPECIAL DISHES YOUWILL SAY THEY ARE UN¬USUALLY GOODUniversity Tea House5725 Kenwood Ave.A wonderland of good things toeat at prices so low you’ll besurprised.Cut This Out and Save It-!!SEWINGDRESSMAKING - REMODELINGMENDING - FANCY WORKMRS. E. D. COOLEY1014 E. 61st St. Flat 8WATCH YOUR STEPand learn to dance correctly at theMary Kiefer DancingStudio1305 E. 63rd St. Fairfax 00995 Lessons for $5.00—Personal ServiceOPPORTUNITY to make someCHRISTMAS money selling aSPECIAL 5-pound HOLLY BOXCHOCOLATES. Call atGreat Northern Chocolate Co.Jackson at Dearborn Harrison 3566222 Monadnock BlockPUBLIC SPEAKINGTaught In the department ofDRAMATIC EXPRESSIONbyANNE LARKINColumbia School of MusicClare Osborne Reed, DirectorRoom 435, 509 S. Wabash Av.CHICAGO vox POP(In view of the (wt that the communica¬tion column of The Dally Maroon U main¬tained ait a clearing houite for student andfaculty opinion, The Dally Maroon acceptsno responsibility for the sentiments there¬in expressed. Communications are wel¬comed by the editor, and should he signedas an evidence of good faith, although thename will not he published without thewriter’s consent.)Lettering — EngrossingPrivate LessonsClarence C. French(Pupil of M. BRAMTOT, Paris)Address:Y. M. C. A. HOTEL, Chicago, Ill. To the Editor:Since its inception our Universityhas closed its eyes to what should bea large item in its curriculum. Atthe present time we are the onlymajor University in the country with¬out an organized dramatics depart¬ment. It is of interest to note thepresent standing of “dramatics” inthe colleges. During the last decadeinterest in the arts and crafts of thetheater has spread through the edu¬cational systems of the United Statesto such a degree that, according to arecent bulletin issued by the Bureauof Education not less than 382 cours¬es in play production are offered in146 institutions of learning. Wellequipped theaters are maintained by29 colleges and 37 colleges have out¬door theaters. Many colleges havewhat approximate to schools ofdrama, with courses leading to thedegrees of A. B. and M. A., and 71educational institutions give creditfor dramatic work in connection withthe regular curriculum.The Carnegie Institute of Tech¬nology has a school of drama whichhas been in existence six years. Ithas given scores of public perform¬ances, with scenery, costumes andlighting worked out by the students.Emphasis is played on acting ratherthan playwriting. The school aims totrain teachers of dramatic work aswell as professional producers.The University of North Carolinagives credits, looking toward a de¬gree for playwriting and producing.On the other hand, Kansas State doesnot give any courses in the theory ofthe drama but gives credit for actingin regular performances. Other play¬ers such as those at Mills college andthe University of Louisville receivetwo credits for their year’s work inpresenting five plays.Most of these dramatic depart¬ments have theaters of their own.The Wellesley girls remodeled a barn,and they are planning a model com¬munity theater. At the AgriculturalCollege of North Dakota a formerchapel was equipod for a college the¬ater.But our own University has re¬mained completely static during allthis stir around us. The powers thatbe have even relegated our publicspeaking department to a semi-ex¬istence in the ramifications of theEnglish department. Together withthis transfer went one of the finestreaders in the country—now the solerepresentative of what should be anactive and virile drama department.Our playwriting activities areequally negligible and uncertain.These composition courses in otherschools hold their due place in rela¬tion to the study and practice of act¬ing, scenic and costume design, scenepainting and the like. Of 1088 playspresented in 146 colleges during thepast 5 years, 281 were written bystudents. The other 807 plays presented were mostly serious, many ofthem being drawn from the classics.All these productions gave their needof experience in the arts and craftsof the theater, but special interestattaches to the spread of collegeplaywriting. For, putting aside theannual musical comedy efforts, suchus our Blackfriars and the HastyPudding show of Harvard, the writ¬ing of plays in the colleges, as a partof the curriculum, goes back lessthan 15 years, apart from an earlyexperience at the University of Michigan (1884).In recent years there have been de¬veloped a considerable number ofplaywrights, direct products of thecourses in dramatic composition inHarvard, Yale, Columbia, and theCarnegie Institute, among other edu¬cational institutions. In dozens ofcolleges and scores of schools therehave been built up vigorous departments of play study and production,all doing their share in the great andwidespread development of a generalunderstanding of the art of the theater. More important, however, thanthe direct transfer of a play evolvedin the college laboratory house Is[RED III ORIGINAL the access of new artists to the worldof the theater from the universitystages and drama class rooms.Unquestionably this developmenthas resulted in the rise of a new the¬atrical audience ready for a highertype of play than the conventionalcompilations of claptrap that too of¬ten have been the chief fare of thetheater. One likes to attribute, inpart at least, to this new audience thewelcome that the stage is giving thisseason to a higher average type ofdrama than it has known in years.And the managers who now look tothe colleges for new manuscriptswere among those who doubtedthe possibility of anything import¬ant coming out of “University dram¬atics.” Certainly the professionaltheater no longer withholds a fullrecognition of the value of collegedrama courses.But our own university continuesto shut its eyes to the fact that suchcourses have a definite place and &virile department in every otherschool in the country. And its lackof foresight in this respect is doublyto be regretted when one remembersthat the Hull House group and Mau¬rice Browne’s players were the pio¬neer Little Theater people of thecountry—only a short distance awayfrom our doors. Chicago is rapidlybecoming the theatrical hub of Amer¬ica. And it is a great pity that ourUniversity is taking no part in thework of the “theater of tomorrow.”Will Ghere.Beatrice Beauty ShoppeAlma Rrandstrom1131 EAST 55th STREETWe do expert Manicuring, Hair Dress¬ing, Marcel Waving, ShampooingScalp Treatment, and Hair DyeingTelephone Midway 3683WANT TO GO TO THATDANCELucia HENDERSHOTwill prepare you QUICKLY and COR¬RECTLY. 5 PRIVATE Lessons, $5.001541 East 57th St. Hyde Park 2314TypewritersALL MAKESSold and RentedReasonable PricesSpecial Rental Rates to StudentsREMINGTON PORTABLESAmerican Writing MachineCompany329 S. Dearborn St. Harrison 1360JENKINS BROS.DRY GOODS AND MEN’SFURNISHINGS63rd and University Ave.(Established 1890)Right Goods, Right PricesRight TreatmentTheCorn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGO SWISS STEAK?NEXT Friday Evening we will serve Swiss Steak as part of ourSpecial Dinner. This is Sirloin Steak, sliced; pounded with flour;fried; and then baked in the oven with green peppers and other sea¬soning for two and a half hours. 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MEADPhone Hyde Park 1713 1107 East 63rd St.Near Greenwood AvenueUniversity StudentsYou will be well taken care of forFANCY SUNDAES and LIGHT LUNCHESatWilliam's Candy Shop1133 East 55th StreetCorner 55th and University144 South Wibuh AvenueCHICAGO. U. S. A.Cap and GownPHOTOGRAPHERSENIORS GRADUATING THIS QUAR¬TER MUST HAVE THEIR ’’ICTURETAKEN BEFORE FRIDAY, DEC. 15thSpecial Rates to University StudentsPage Twelve THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 19239V;t* XidhUtljL^•»»*THE QUARTER BEGINSVociferous Happy New Years.Frosh faded from an emerald to apea preen. First display of Christ¬mas neckwear. Well meaning profswarning back-rowers that loafers willflunk. Registration changes. Novelexcuses to induce hurried B. of R.clerks to furnish grades. Puffy Eyesfrom New Year’s Eve. Pluts in newcoon skin coats, praying for snow.Holiday reminiscences. Clubberscounting up the number of dates theyhad over the holidays. January al¬lowances dwindling under Decemberbills. Again the grind.Gents! Permit Us To Introduce TheOldest Living Contributor!Whistler: No harm in an old alum¬nus tootin’ the whistle for a few stan¬zas, is there? Shoot all three atonce.When first I hit the campusThere was down upon my cheek,I couldn’t tell a barbFrom sophisticated Greek.Now as an old alumnusThere’s beard upon my face,I can recognize a “C” pinIn any foreign place.I used to be so light and slim,And round the campus raced,But now I’ve got to work it off,This forty six inch waist!Old 1914.We Don’t Know Whether To HeadThis “A Blackbird Is This Crow”or “You Should Hear Him”Dear Jacques: There’s some birdover in the Botany Building whosename is Blackbirde Crowe. ’Sfunnythe Whistle column never discoveredhim before.Longa and Lena.P. S. Pretty subtle! L. and L.THE MAROON’S NEW YEARRESOLUTIONAt other U’s the college new’sIs often most misleading,But at Chicag’ the daily logIs always w’orth while reading.For at this school it is the i*ule,As Mr. Mandel Hall says,To speak the truth alone, forsooth,To be veracious always.The frosh are taught they alwaysoughtTo aim at truthful stories:That is, if they aspire some dayTo gain ye chief ed’d glories.And so you see, veracity(Oh reader, please don’t laugh!)Will always be the dernier criOf the whole editorial staff.Annie Laurie.By the way; are you still keeping• your New’ Year’s resolutions?Jacques.Marcel WavingR. Jones1372 E. 55th StreetHyde Park 69413241 Woodlawn Avc.Dorchester 8696Just Call Us For ServiceVULCANIZINGREPAIRING LEAVES ADVISORY POSITIONAFTER 18 YEARS OF SERVICE(Continued from page 1)worked with the Children’s Bureau ofthe Red Cross.Largely through her efforts, theFederation of University Women wasorganized after the war, growing outof the Women’s Student TrainingCorps. 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The Maroon leader isthe center of the Chicago offense andltbs tallied the majority of pointsscored.Dickson Now In ShapeCampbell Dickson, the only other“C” man on hand, has been handi¬capped by an injured leg but he isnow’ in shape and shows improvementover his last year’s form. Howell andFrida are the other forwards thathave been showing up well.With the shift that sent CaptainYardley to guard, Smidl, a substitutefrom the 1922 aggregation, has beenw'orking at the pivot’s job in a pleas¬ing fashion. His shooting can b£ im¬proved upon but he handles the ballwell and is a capable floor man.Weiss and Barnes GuardsWeiss and Barnes have been hold¬ing down the guard positions al¬though the former officiated in theButler game as a forward. 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