VI '•IIII Vol. 20. No. 104. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 1922 Price 5 Cent.MAROONS MAKECLEAN SWEEP OFPURPLE IN TENNISWet Courts Slow Up PlayIn Big TenOpenerMAROONS PLAY MICHIGANFRIDAYThe baseball name scheduled be¬tween the Maroons and Michigan forMay 1 on Stagg held has been chang¬ed, and the two teams will meet Fri¬day, April 28, instead. Student booktickets will he honored on that date.The Varsity Tennis team opened itsconference season yesterday by mak¬ing a clean sweep of the matches fromNorthwestern. Due to the soft courtsand the consequent deadness of theballs, the tennis was not all that itmight have been, but it gave the mena much needed opportunity for prac¬tice and gave the coaches a line onthe material.Perhaps the most pleasing featureof the contests was the team work ofGates and Evans, playing together inthe doubles. Their work was machine¬like and with a little more experiencethey should he a formidable team.Frankenstein Heats NeweyCaptain Frankenstein displayed thebest individual work. Consideringthe condition of the courts, his strok¬ing was remarkably accurate, and heserved few double faults.A. A. Stagg, Jr., Gates, De Swarte,and Evans, the other men on theteam, all showed promise of develop¬ing into top-notchers.The summaries are:Singles:Frankenstein (C.) beat Newey (N),6-3, 6-0.Stagg (C.), beat Thompson (N.),6-1, 6-3.Gates (C.), heat Corbett (N.), 6-0,6-0.De Swarte (C.), beat Drown (N.),6-3, 6-4.Doubles:Frankenstein and Stagg (C.), beatNewey and Thompson (N.), 6-2, 6-1.Gates and Evans (C.), beat Brownand Corbett (N.), 7-5, 6-3.\V. A. A. Holds Open MeetingThe VV. A. A. will hold its first openmeeting of the Spring quarter tomor¬row at 12 in Ida Noyes theater. Ma¬rion Hollar, who has been appointedgeneral manager of the tennis tour¬nament, will discuss the rules andregulations governing it. All W. A.A. members have been asked to at¬tend.PROF. PARK TO BEFOURTH LECTURERON MAROON SERIESFriday at 4:30 in Harper assemblyroom Prof. Robert E. Park, profes¬sorial lecturer in the department ofsociology and anthropology, will de¬liver the fourth of the series arrang¬ed by The Daily Maroon on “Aspectsof American Journalism.”prof. Park’s subject will be “TheNatural History of the AmericanNewspaper,” and he will cover in histalk the development of journalismin the United States from its begin¬ning to the present time with specialreference to circulation.Although Prof. Park is not doingjournalistic work at the present time,lie has done a great deal of researchand investigation on the subject andwas formerly associated with some ofthe foremost newspapers in the coun¬try. He has made a special study ofcirculation, and means of increasingit, and will outline the methods usedat the present time to increase it.This is one of the most importantphases of journalism, and perhaps themost interesting. It should attract alarge crowd to the lecture. Finding Hairpins LatestEvent On GreekProgrammeThe insignificant hair-pin remainsa vital factor in University life!This and other startling facts wererevealed by an investigation conduct¬ed last week by pledges of Tau KappaEpsilon fraternity, in an effort to dis¬cover to what extent bobbed hair hascurtailed the prevalence of hair-pinsamong campus women. The pledgeswere ordered to “Hit the Walk” andproceed about the quadrangles withdowncast gaze, picking up each andevery hair-pin that their eyes en¬countered.Three thousand, eight hundred andninety-five (3895) pins were unearth¬ed by the diligent pledges, accordingto statistics which were made publicyesterday. The results indicate that68 per cent of the women students andfaculty members are confirmed brun¬ettes, and the remaining 32 per centeither absolute blondes or strawberryblondes.Hut a still more astounding factwas revealed. Pledges who are can¬didates for the B. S. degree calculatedthat as an average of 300 hair-pinswere lost daily, the total expense in¬curred by the careless womenamounted to at least 45 cents perdiem. Officers of the fraternity de¬clined to make public what they in¬tend to do with the pins they havecollected.1922 DRAKE RELAYMEET TO SURPASSFORMER CARNIVALSSome of Fastest Teams InCountry To CompeteF or HonorsThe 1922 outdoor track season willstart with a bang this week-end wriththe Pennsylvania and Drake relays.Practically all the large Universitiesand colleges in the country will berepresented in at least one of the twomeets.This year’s meet at Des Moines willhe the largest the Iowa university hasever held. The 1921 event, which isthe most extensive to date, had only17 events, while the schedule thisseason holds 34 finals, and 10 pre¬liminary events. The contests to ap¬pear for the first time are: the 440yd. low hurdles; the 440 yd. relay, intwo sections; the pole vault; high andbroad jumps; discus throw; shot put;javelin throw; and the special milerun; and six new high school events.Illini Are FavoritesFull teams will he entered from Il¬linois, Iowa, Minnesota and otherlarge universities of the middle west.In addition several teams from Cali¬fornia are planning on sending men.and Centre college of Kentucky willcompete. The preliminaries will herun off on Friday, leaving the ath¬letes fresh for the finals on the fol¬lowing day.At present, the strong Illinois team(Continued on Page 4)Swift Chorus SingsFor Benefit TonightSwift & Co.’s male chorus will give:\ program tonight in Mandel hall forthe benefit of the Y. W. C. A. Theprogram will he similar to that givenin Orchestra hall last Tuesday in con¬junction with Tito Schipa. Admis¬sion for virtually the same programthat won such praise from downtowncritics is fixed at fifty cents and tick¬ets are obtainable from the Y. M. C.A., Y. W. C. A., box office and cam¬pus salesmen.The chorus under the direction ofD. A. Clippinger is composed of awell coached group of Swift & Co.employees who have donated theirservices in order to raise sufficientfunds to make the trip to the Nation¬al Y. W. C. A. conference at HotSprings, Ark.President and Mrs. Judson will hethe patrons and urge all Universitymen and women to take advantage ofthis unusual opportunity. STYLES FROM NEWYORK AND PARIS IN“ANYBODY’S GIRL”Will Have Number of Dazz¬ling Creations For1922 CostumesNAME SCORES SALESWOMENStyles direct from New York andParis will he featured in the 1922Black friar production, it was an¬nounced yesterday by Hester Price,costume manager for the show. It isexpected that the chorus and cast willsoon commence practicing in petticoats and high-heeled slippers, formost of the clothing has already ar¬rived at the University.“We are getting most of our dress¬es and suits through Marshall Fields,”said Price. “The dresses, especiallyone golden-scale evening gown, haveall been deigned in New York, and arepatterned after the latest styles ofthat city and of Paris. rl here arealso four very beautiful sport suitsthat will doubtlessly attract the at¬tention of those interested in thenewest modes.”The “Bond-Salesman” number willprobably have the most flashy outlayof clothes, according to descriptionsof the Wall Street costumes. The sixmen in this chorus will all wear yel-(Continued on page 3)GREEKS TO ELECTOFFICERS FOR 1922AT MEET TONIGHTPlan Tennis Tourney. Relay,and Sing For SpringQuarterDelegates from 27 fraternities willelect officers for the Interfraternitycouncil for 1922-23 at a meeting ofthe council tonight at 7:30 in the Rey¬nolds club. Each delegate will haveone vote, with a simple majority de¬ciding the outcome.Officers elected at tonight’s meet¬ing will fill the positions vacated atthe end of this quarter by WilliamGubbins, persident; Earl Wooding,vice-president; Harry Hargreaves, re¬cording secretary; Harry Bird, Jr.,corresponding secretary; and Regin¬ald Leggette, treasurer.Plan Three EventsOther business to be transacted atthe meeting consists of formation ofplans for three Interfraternity eventsto be held during the next two months—a tennis tournament, a relay event,and the sing.Two loving cups, one for singlesand one for doubles, will be awardedto the winners of the tennis tourna¬ment, scheduled to start on May 1.Selection of a chairman for the eventwill be effected at the meeting of theorganization tonight.Relay on Alumni DayAlumni day is the probable date ofthe half-mile relay race for fratern¬ity men. A loving cup will he award¬ed to the winning six-man team.The council will appoint an under¬graduate chairman tonight for theInterfraternity sing on June 9. Thealumni chairman is Edwin Earl, ’ll.Winners of the baseball, howling, relay, and tennis tournaments will bopresent with loving cups on the nightof the sing. Details will he announc¬ed later by the two chairmen.Treasurer Reginald Lrgettc has re¬quested that delegates bring sufficientfunds to settle aceou^s at the meet¬ing tonight.DAILY PROGRAMTO D A YConceit, Swift and Company malechorus, 8:15, Mandel hall.Public lecture, Prof. Wager, Card¬inal Newman lecture, “His Preach¬ing,” 4:30, Cobb 12A.Public lecture, Prof. Babbitt, “Trueand Sham Liberals,” 8. Harper as¬sembly room. “Doc'’ Opens His ShopFor 1922 ClassAfter FridayThe Senior mustache struggle willend officially next Friday at the “C”bench, when Doctor Bratfish who iscalled “Doc” for short on the campuswill announce the victor. It is ru¬mored in Square and Compas circleshere that the most hirsute senior willwin by a hair’s breadth, however theresult cannot be forecasted to anygreat extent.Dec Bratfish in a special deliverymassage to The Daily Maroon gaveout the following statement for pub¬lication: “A barber’s life goes alongat a merry clip, until the senior race-taits, and then there is usually avacant chair in his household.”SENIOR OFFICERSASK FOR NUMBERAT LUNCH TODAYT reasurer Says Dues Will NotO 11 . l Abe v^oiiecieu calT his Time“No dues will be collected at theSenior luncheon today,” said EarleWooding, when approached by a badlybent upper-classman. “In case anySeniors are staying away on this ac¬count, I’m here to reassure them.Should this announcement lead anyto change their minds, they can stillbe accommodated at the luncheon to¬day, provided they have the necessary75 cents. The officers desire an enor¬mous attendance.” The meal will beserved in the main dining room of theDel Prado promptly at 12:45.An extensive drive for Senior dueswill begin next week headed by fivecaptains picked from the class. Sofar about one-fifth of the graduateshave turned in their five dollars, anda desperate effort will be made tocollect from the remainder. Somedrastic action such as publishing thenames of the recalcitrants was sug¬gested at the Executive council meet¬ing yesterday. If projected plansmaterialize, next week will he knownas Senior week, and will he markedby a class chapel assembly and by amixer to be given next Wednesdayevening in Ida Noyes.Receive Gill SuggestionsPercy Gates, head of the gift com¬mittee, has received several sugges¬tions from the class. A bench to beplaced at the foot of the flag-pole toserve as a gathering place in futureleunions, a bridge to span the BotanyPond, and a plan for furnishing themissing chimes in Mitchell towerwere among the suggestions handedto the chairman. It is announced thatothers are very welcome.Announce ScheduleOf Social Events• Ten entertainments mark the so¬cial program for the week-end, ofwhich the Freshman dance Friday inIda Noyes hall is the most promising.The nine others include Hutchinsondinners, Dramatic club plays, and anIda Noyes bowling tourney.This evening a howling party willbe held in Ida Noyes alleys by theEastern Stars and a Brownson club.dinner in Hutchinson cafe. Fridaythe first Freshman class dance of theSpring quarter will ho held in IdaNoyes hall from 4 to 6. Dramatic clubrevival of early plays at 8 in Mandelhall, a Western club dance in IdaNoyes in the evening, and a Green¬wood hall social at the hall at 9. The( hicago Alumni of Delta Upsilon fra¬ternity will give a formal for the lo¬cal chapters at the Drake.Saturday evening will open with aSquare and Compas club dance in theReynolds club at 8, a Phi Beta Dellahouse party at the fraternity housewill he given in the evening and theChicago alumni of the Quadranglersclub will entertain the sisters at aformal at the Hyde Park hotel. TO LAUNCH 1922INTERSCHOLASTICAT BIG MEETINGStagg, Jackson and FletcherConfer With Commissionof 7 TonightEIGHT COMMITTEES AT WORKSpeeches by Coach A. A. Stagg, as¬sistant coach Colville C. Jackson, andHarold A. Fletcher, chairman of the18th Annual Interscholastic tracktournament, will outline the generalworking program for the tournamentat the first meeting of the entire ln-terscholastic commission tonight at7:15 in the Reynolds club.To Surpass 1921 MeetThe commission, consisting ofchairmen and members of the eightcommittees working on the inter¬scholastic is undertaking to make thisyear’s meet an even greater successthan the 1921 affair. The problem ofbringing to Stagg field on May 27stellar athletes representative of ev¬ery state in the country is one ofmany whose solutions will be outlin¬ed tonight. The athletic departmentis also anxious this year to make thetournament pay its own expenses.The speakers will discuss means of ac¬complishing this purpose.The eigth committee chairmen willpropose their plans for the commis¬sion’s approval.Invitation Replies Pour InInvitations are still being sent outto high schools and academies. Re¬plies and requests for further infor¬mation concerning the tournamentare beginning to pour in upon theInvitations committee at the rate of50 a day. The athletic department ex¬pects to receive signed entry blankscontaining the names of 1,000 or moretrack athletes who have made theirnames in many state and city con¬tests.Expect Winner to EnterAmong the entries, the schools whowon honors here last year are ex¬pected to send strong teams. The1921 National Interscholastic trackmeet was won by Kansas City ManualHigh school with 22 1-2 points. Bea¬trice, Nebr., and Vallejo, Calif., fol¬lowed the Kansas athletes in the or¬der named. Lake Forest was victo¬rious in the academy section of thetournament, amassing a total of 48points. Culver, Ind., was second andShattuck, Minn., third in the stand¬ing.Dekes PledgeDelta Kappa Epsioln announces thepledging of Edward Stuntz, of Chi¬cago, Illinois.M ATHER ANNOUNCESANNUAL SENIOR JOBWEEK FOR MAY 1-5Due to the great success of the sen¬ior job week held last year the Em¬ployment bureau has announced theholding of a second annual Senior jobweek, to be hold May 1 to 5. It willbe the attempt of the bureau to placeall graduating seniors who registerwith the office in the kind of positionthey seek.The service is free to any seniorwho desires to fill out the question¬naire provided by the office. By meansof this service it is hoped that mem¬bers of the senior class may he put intouch with positions which they wouldotherwise be unable to reach.“The employment office is contin¬ually coming in contact with pros¬pective employers,” said Mr. WilliamJ. Mather, head of the employmentbureau, “and consequently studentswho register with us have better pros¬pects of obtaining the type of posi¬tion they desire than those who relyon themselves to obtain jobs.Following the senior job week willcome the Summer Job week from May8 to 12 during which the bureau willattempt to place students in positionsfor the summer. This service is opento the entire student body. Studentsdesiring to obtain positions will reg¬ister in the same way.9THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 1922(Ihr Dai Ui Iflariuut former students2- 3 -= ESTABLISH FUND TOf lit* Student Newspaper ol tlie _ r\r»m «/ai-|pUniversity ,.f ( hie.Kn HONOR PROF. MOOREi'ubll»tiod mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday (luring Iht* Antonin,Winter and Sprint; quarters l»y The DailyMaroon Company. Because of the great influencewhich has been exercised upon thedevelopment of mathematics in thisKnurt'd »m uri'untl flaws mail at the chi- country, bj Prof, Eli&kim Hastingseat?.» pn*toffice, chiiiiKo, liiiuoiM. March i Moore, head of the department of13. IROd, niitler tlie ad of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Member ofThe \\ extern Conference Frem* AssociationEDITOR \L STAFFHerbert R libel Editormin st insbury.... EditorKichnrd Ellel ....Asst. News EditorMil rv 1 ay us EditorArvid I .unde EditorJohn O lint her EditorIiitri let t Cormack.. EditorHarry EditorJcuu 15 rand EditorRussell Farrell Day Editorliusscll Fierce Edit orItobort Poliak Day EditorLeonard Weil EditorIll SIM SS STAFFHe rdetti FordJohn 11 olmesHoward Landau... .Advertising Assistant1 .oonnri! Soane .Advertising As sistantFrank 1 .indon . .Fireulation M anagurArt Inir ( od y .Fireulation AssistantI ierman Kabaker... ..Circulation AssistantWednesday, April 26, 1922TO REMIND YOUThe annual “Hit the Walk” cam¬paign started by the Undergraduatecouncil last week has been extendedover tlie present week. The inces¬sant rains this month make it im¬perative that students cooperate withthe council in this, for while the rainis beneficial to the grass, it is so onlywhile students keep to the sidewalks.Realizing the value of an attractivecampus, the Council is quite seriousin its campaign. We should meet itin kind.ABOUT THE DRAMATIC CLUBThe Dramatic club of the Univers¬ity is at least an interesting organ¬ization. Something can always besaid about it. It has evoked in itshistory tlie most enthusiastic praise,the bitterest contumely. For the mostpart it deserves neither because it isa mediocrity. It has rarely ascendedany heights nor has it sunk to thestate of depravity some would haveus believe.Its present organization is funda¬mentally wrong. It places itself inthe ring of quadrangle politics andupholds its offices as tempting plumsfor office-seekers, the majority ofwhom have not the slightest knowl¬edge of dramatic purpose or history.It is absurd for the Dramatic club to |place its organization on this basisas it would be for the president ofthe Interfraternity council to be chos¬en for his ability as a portrait painter.But for such ventures as that ofnext Friday night, the presentationof the Brome “Abraham and Isaac,”and “Gammer Gurton’s Needle,” alongwith a set of morris dances and aGregorian chant or two, it deservesunqualified eulogy. No professionalcompany would ever for a momentconsider staging these antiquities.Rarely would even a university dramasociety bother with them. Yet theyare dramatic geneses, as interestingas they are important. mathematics, 174 of his former students have founded the Eliakim Hast¬ings. Moore Fund for the purpose ofpublishing important mathematicalbooks and memoirs.Found Fund at ConventionThe fund was founded in connec¬tion with the recent meeting of theAmerican Mathematical society, heldat the University on April 14 and 15.Prof. Moore’s mathematical workshave long been recognized as of im¬portance in the development of math¬ematics. A statement regarding himissued by Prof. 11. E. Slaught, states,“It is universally recognized that hestands quite alone as regards thescope and strength of his influence onthe development -of mathematics, notonly through his own researches butalso through his impressions upon thehundreds of men and women who havegone out with the Chicago doctorateof mathematics.”Raise 82000 as StarterThe fund at present contains $2,000but is expected to grow to large pro¬portions in a few years, according toProf. Slaught’s statement. The de¬cision to form the fund came after agroup of Prof. Moore’s former stud¬ents had decided that none of the or¬dinary forms of gold and silver giftswould express the sentiments of hisadmirers.Scroll Praises Prof. MooreAt the dedication of the fund ascroll of appreciation was presentedto Prof. Moore. The scroll is ad¬dressed to “Professor Eliakim Hast¬ings Moore, Scholar, Teacher, andFriend,” and reads “Admiring tlieoutstanding qualities of your re¬searches in the various field of mathe¬matics,' and conscious of the great in¬fluence which you have exercised up¬on the development of mathematicalscience throughout the country, theundersigned members of the Amer¬ican Mathematical society * * * havewished to use the opportunity afford¬ed by the twenty-fifth anniversarymeeting of the Chicago section topresent to you a testimonial which isintended to link your name in yearsto come with the development ofmathematics in this country.”BIG TEN BASEBALLGETS WELL UNDERWAY DURING WEEKONCE AGAINUniversity traditions were the sub¬ject of the discussion at the Women’sFederation meeting last night. Ev¬ery so often there is a great stirabout our traditions or the lack ofthem, with a group on one side sayingthat of course we have them, and an¬other group on the other hand insist¬ing that obviously we haven’t. True,traditions are an interesting topic,and for this reason The Daily Ma¬roon ran a series of feature articlesnot long ago which had to do withthem.But it is time that wo come to real¬ize that traditions are primarily amatter of sentiment rather than ofpractice. Periodically we hear ofsomeone starting something which itis hoped will become a “tradition.”This is nonsense. We may have apractice, and, if it is founded in goodcommon-sense, in time sentiment maygrow around it so that it becomestrue tradition. But traditions do notevolve full-fledged overnight.We do not need to fear for our tra¬ditions. We have them. It is humannature to accumulate them—but notas the nouveau riche acquires ancest¬ors. Let us recognize that the es¬sence of tradition is in the way wedo things rather than in the thingsthemselves. Six Conference teams started theconference pennant chase last Satur¬day, each squad playing a Big Tennine. Oho State beat Purdue !)-4, theBadgers trimmed Minnesota 8-1,while Michigan took the Illini intocamp by a 3-1 count.The Wolverine-Ulinois game was apitchers’ battle between Dixon andJackson, with Dixon of the winnershaving the better of the argument.Both twirlers allowed five hits, butJackson issued four passes most ofwhich were costly. Captain McCur¬dy’s homer in the first inning was re¬sponsible for the Indians’ sole tally.Ohio Trims PurdueThe Ohio-Purdue game was a loose¬ly played affair, neither team display¬ing a very high class brand of ball.Center fielder Eversman of the Boil¬ermakers was forced to leave thegame after being hit in the face by afly that skipped through his hands.The Wisconsin-Minnesota game wasa one-sitled match, the Badgers scor¬ing at will and easily keeping theirweaker opponent’s score down. TheGophers were woefully weak in the field making eight errors in all, whilethe winners were fresh from theirsouthern trip and played big leagueball.Purple Win Practice TiltIn addition to the conference gamesNorthwestern walloped the Evanstonall-Stars 11-9. Although the Purpleonly totaled six hits they were able tomake their runs with the aid of pass¬es and errors by the losers.In Saturday’s games, Michigan, Il¬linois, and Wisconsin, showed to thebest advantage, hut the season isyoung and every team is still in therunning.OFFICIAL NOTICESThere will be a meeting of the ex¬ecutive council of the Freshman classtoday at 12, in Harper Mil.The Brownson club will hold a din¬ner tonight at 6 at Ida Noyes hall inhonor of Prof. Charles Wager, whois lecturing here on Cardinal New¬man.Miss Cooper will speak at the Y. W.C. A. vesper service today at 4:30 inthe organization’s parlors. MarthaBennett will sing.The School of Commerce and Ad¬ministration announces that the pub¬lic lecture on “Agricultural Econom¬ics” which was to be given Friday byEdwin G. Nourse has been indefinite¬ly postponed.Band members have been asked toreport to Sgt. Barksdale in Ellis hall,room 5, to draw uniforms. The bandwill form for parade in Ellis hall at4:30. The Military department willcarry instruments from Mitchell tow¬er to Ellis.The Invitation committee for theInterscholastic will meet today at3:30 today in the business office at 1Bartlett gymnasium. El Cercle Kspanol will meet Thurs¬day at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. Mr.Smith of the Spanish department willdeliver an address on the difference between Castilian and Spanish whichwill be of especial interest to thosewho contemplate teaching the lan¬guage.VAN I II • l SI-Nthe World's Smartest COLLARThe trim dignity of the VAN HEUSENis not starched nor ironed into it, butwoven and tailored into it.JVoKout;h Ldoos'[Will Not Wrinkle]TWill Not NVlllJ1 Saves Vo u rjtejj Nine styles and heights, quartersizes from 131 > to 20, price fiftycents. 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One team everybodycan makeAFTER the big game, if you don’t need a box of voiceA lozenges there’s something wrong. A hoarse voice isevidence that you were covering yourposition on the bleachers.The harder the game the harder it ought to he to talkafterwards. Your “Ataboy” and “Line it out” buck up afagged nine—and so your shouts give you the right to rejoicein the victory, because they helped win it.This spectacle of a grandstand full of men fighting fortheir team is one aspect of a very splendid sentiment—college spirit.When you show college spirit you are doing a fine thingfor your college, a fine tiling for. the men around you, but afiner thing for yourself. You are developing a quality which,if carried into the business world, will help you to success.I he same spiiit which keeps you cheering through a rainyafternoon will in after life keep you up all night to putthrough a rush job for the boss.I he same spirit which makes you stand by your teamsthrough thick and thin will find you loyal to your shop oroffice, always ready with a shoulder to the wheel—even if itisn t your own particular wheel—giving suggestion and activehelp and a word of good cheer, once again earning yourright to rejoice in the victory.In businessus in college make it u good,snappy “Yea, team 1”'estern Electric CompanySince I&6<p makers and distributors of electrical equipmentNumber 17 of a series / 1»¥3THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 26, 1922STYLES FROM NEW YORK ANDPARIS IN “ANYBODY’S GIRL”(Continued from page J)low spats on tan shoes, frock coats,wing collars, and plug hats, besidescarrying some very fancy canes whichare, they say, “all the dog on thecurb.” Of the other numbers, theCinderella chorus, a minuet, will bestately and colonial, danced in sweep¬ing, filmy gowns and fancily fluffedsuits.Final selection of women to sellmusical scores at the Blackfriar per¬formances in May was made yester¬day by score manager Virginia Fos¬ter. The corps of saleswomen wasannounced as follows:Friday night, May 5: Janet Child,Olive Fames, Phyllis Cummings, El¬eanor Mills, Grace Bennett, Ada Cav¬anaugh, Kathryn Longwell, FlorenceCameron, Helen Condron, CharlotteMontgomery, Carmel Hayes, MaryKingsland, Ruth Melhop, DavidaBoyd, Leona Fay, and Marion Jaynes.Saturday matinee, May 6: DorothyDick, Virginia Ault, Melvina Sco-ville, Elizabeth Wright, Isabel Mc¬Laughlin, Marion Young, MargaretClark, Martha Smart, Margaret Mc-Dowall, Florence Holman, and GladysWalker.Saturday night, May 6: VirginiaKendall, Signe Wennerblad, MaryLyle Swett, Nellye Newton, Cather¬ine Tunison, Elizabeth Kane, Eliza¬beth Jones, Mary Ruffner, DorothyAugur, Dorothy Brady, Julia Fletch¬er, Marie Niergarth, Margaret Fox,Josephine Maclay, Jeanne Birkhoff,and Mildred Reich.Friday night, May 12: MarjorieMonilaw, Ella Marks, Faye Millard,Helen Palmer, Catherine Turner,Elizabeth Owen, Mary Hayes, Dor¬othy McKenzie, Ruth Brown, FrancesSnyder, Lorita Wolff, Kloe Kieff, Mu¬riel Curtis, Catherine Kilpatrick,Charlotte Acer, and Helen TouzalinSaturday matinee, May 13: An¬nette Pearse, Eleanor Pickett, LauraNowak, Phyllis Small, Margaret Nel¬son, Catherine Peyton, Jane Donohue,Victoria Luther, Constance Croonen-burghs, Elliot Bell, Elizabeth Wells,Marion Stiles, and Josephine Lewis.Saturday night, May 13: MinaMorrison, Martha Bennett, Margaret Virberts, Florence Cook, KathrynSchultz, Dorothy Adams, Julia Rhod-us, Virginia Wood, Gertrude Bissell,Margaret Schroeder, Elizabeth Cran¬dall, Anna Gwen Pickens, MildredThompson, Eleanor Amidon, and El¬eanor Black.STUART WALKERATTENDS DRAMACLUB PRACTICESGive 1 wo Plays Ftiday InMandel; Prof. NelsonTo AppearStuart Walker, prominent Ameri¬can dramatist, will attend the finalrehearsals of the Dramatic club’s pre-Shakespearian program which will bepresented Friday in Mandel hall, itwas announced yesterday by WilliamGhere, director. Mr. Walker has longbeen identified with the Little The¬ater movement in this country andhas produced many plays at his owntheater in Indianapolis.The plays scheduled for productionare “Gammer Gurton’s Needle,” arapidly moving comedy dealing withthe tragic loss of a valued needle byan old Englishwoman, and “Abrahamand Isaac,” one of the oldest Englishplays in existence. The dances aredirected by Miss White of the de¬partment of physical culture.Prof. Nelson as AbrahamIn the cast of Abraham and Isaacwill be Lucille Hoerr, who will playIsaac, and Prof. Bertram Nelson ofthe department of Public Speakingwho will take the role of Abraham.In the cast of “Gammer Gurton’sneedle” are many of the Dramaticclub members, including Ellen Coyne,Melvina Scoville, Oliver Petran,Frank Miller, Henry Hardy and Wini¬fred Itidgley.Scenery for both productions is be¬ing constructed by Bertram Nelson Jand Franklvn Barber. “Gammer Gur¬ton’s Needle” is set in an English inncourtyard while for “Abraham andIsaac” the steel pylons, originallyused in the Shakespeai ian program of15)16 will lend a somber appearanceto the stage.In view of the length of the pro¬ gram, the curtain will rise at 8 sharp.Any student or member of the facul¬ties may attend. Tickets are not re¬quired.Our advertisers are pro¬gressive, square dealing,business men of Chicagoand Woodlawn. 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Announces ResignationRuth Agnes Waits wishes to an¬nounce that she is no longer affiliatedwith the Phi Beta Delta club.The Student Newspaper that hasAll the News—The Daily Maroon.Frank Broth iersFifth Avenue Boot Shopnear 4<Hh Street, New YorkMASTER-MADE FOOTWEARPeoples Trust & Sav. Bank Bldg.Baked Ham Dinner Tonightat The Shanty Eat Shop50 Cents 5-7:30 P. M.MENU—Baked Ham, Sweet Pota¬toes, Roast Beef and Brown Potatoes,Spinach, Buttered Beets, TapiocaCream, Rhubarb, Fruit Jello, Tea,Coffee, Milk. The above with Soupand Salad, 75c.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folks” University Students Receive CourteousAttention atTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCorner Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTelephone Hyde Park 761U N DERWOOD* STANDARD •PORTABLEJ. E. PASEKDorchester 3310 86 Mid-Divinity HallU. OF C. WOMENTravel in Europe this Summer with a special party ofUniversity Women. Chaperoned by Miss Ann ElizabethTaylor, of the Y. W. C. A.The T. and S. Tours Co.103 West Jackson Blvd.S ■ -■ ■ — — . ■ ^In College and after—the ability to use a typewriteris sure to be of value.THE easiest way to ac¬quire tlie typewriterhabit is to get and use theUnderwood Portable.Sturdy, compact, convenient, itspeeds up your writing and turns outbetter results. It is the lightest Port¬able when cased for carrying.Weighs 6% lbs., uncased. Price $50Obtainable at Underwood offices inall principal cities, or direct fromUnderwood Typewriter Co., Inc.Underwood Building, New York4 THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 1922n. Tl>« Campus\ Vrlkisilew„nft"** oONCE UPON A TIME—Somebody was thrown into theBotany Pond for some offense.Some D. U. was a divinity student.Anthropology 80 was a pipe course.The Phi Psis tippled.We weren’t ashamed to show visit¬ors Ellis hall.Harper reading-room was a greatsocial center.They spoke of the “Chi Psi ma¬chine” with awe.Bulldog toes and peg trou were allthe rage on the campus.Big league scouts watched the Ma¬roon nine play.HE APPROACHED the Stagg fieldentrance, Saturday, clad in knickers.“How much will it cost me to getin?” he asked Bill.“Say!” a kid pipes up, “it costs menfifty cents, but us kids can get in fora dime.”Daddy.THE CONCEIT OF THESEWOMEN!The woman’s ed after a lengthystruggle evolved a nifty headline.“Ooogee!” she cried. “I’ve got aswell head here.”ALL IN A DAYThe Zoo reporter rushed madly intothe local room.“Here’s a big story—man-eatinglion in Lincoln Park—to be releasedthis afternoon!”FAMOUS GOSMUFLSUnskrik.Gosmufl .Uyrohms.Mr. Tworb.Jazz .Guehaitjgmsfs.This ends the series.Sow R.“UPPERCLASS GIRLS Show NoInterest in Sports” avers the Mich¬igan Daily. The day of this type, aswe have already remarked, is aboutover.BUT, in a case like that, what willyou do with the Swift Male Chorus?STANFORD has high hopes intrack this year. Their star sprinteris Eddie Sudden.WHEN IN ROME—“Hello!” Doc Reed announced overthe phone, calling Northwestern aboutthe tennis meet, “Hello! This is Chi¬cago university.”LOTS OF BIRDS in the Bookstorewindows this week. Don’t blame us.DREGS OF HUMOR“The Yuban-Java game,” the sportsdepartment informs us, “has beencalled off on account of wet grounds.”And Wishbone reports that the Law-School tennis tourney has been post¬poned because of the condition of thecourts.THE PRIZE - WINNING Fiskepoem is entitled “Time to Retire.”By Fiske.Birdie.Choose Pettit ToEdit 1922 “C” BookRussell Pettit, who was chosen bythe newly appointed Y. M. C. A. cab¬inet to manage the Student Handbookfor 1922-23, has announced the namesof those who will publish the “G”book for the coming year. The staffis:Managing Editor—Russell Pettit.Literary Editor—Russell Pierce.Assistants Wilfrid Combs, PeggyNelson, Ella Marks, and Buel Loucks.Business Manager—Harry Armi-tage.Assistants—Paul Burgess, WilliamMabie, William I' ingle, and JamesArmitage.CLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT—May 1st, unfurnished apt.1 154 E. 56th St., floor 3, near Uni¬versity; 4 rooms and bath. Steamheat; elec, light. To he seen after5:30 |). m. Tel. Midway 0101.BRITANICA for sale, 11th edition.Cheap. Write room 63, Middle Di¬vinity hall. 1922 DRAKE RELAY MEET TO | Y. M. C. A. TO ENTERTAINSURPASS FORMER CARNIVALS HIGH SCHOOL MEN FRIDAY(Continued from page 1)is the favorite to take the first placehonors, inasmuch as they won theIndoor Conference, and showed up tosuch an advtange on their southerntraining trip. Their famous two-mile relay team will meet strongcompetition from Purdue, which hasone of the strongest teams for thisdistance in the country. The Uni¬versity of Iowa, and Grinnell collegeare the favorites for the 440 and 880yd. relays respectively.Joie Ray to RunThe special one mile race betweenJoie Ray and Watson will be the fea¬ture of the meet. The former, prob¬ably the fastest miler in the country,will endeavor to break the world’srecord, and, if the breaks are withhim, should succeed. Watson, his op¬ponent, is also one of the fastest menin this event, so Ray will have an ex¬cellent pacer.Special arrangements have beenmade to erect a radio at the Kiwanisclub of Des Moines so that the resultsof the meet can be immediately flash¬ed to all the universities interested.This is the first time in the historyof athletics that the resuls of theevents have been flashed through theair as soon as they are completed.Colleges and universities in nearlytwenty states have announced the in¬stallation of receiving sets. Two hundred eighty men from theleading Chicago high schools wi'l bethe guests of the University Y. M.C. A. Friday afternoon and eveningThey will arrive on the campus abou’2:30 and will be taken about the Uni¬versity grounds and buildings by themembers of the newly elected cabinet.Dinner will be served at 0 and rep¬resentative men in undergraduate ac¬tivities have been invited to attendAddresses will be made by HaroldLewis and by one or two other menwho have not yet been chosen.Three Pledges AnnouncedLambda Chi Alpha announces thepledging of Windsor C. De Crane ofSioux City, Iowa.Zeta Beta Tau announces theoiedging of Sylvan Horwitz and Ed--nund Guthman of Chicago. COLLEGE MENwho are interested invisual instruction canmake a pleasant andprofitable connectionfor part time and sum¬mer work. Old estab¬lished company han¬dling projectors, stere-optieons, slides, andfilms. National adver¬tised. Sold everywhere.Correspondence confi¬dential. Address BoxO, care of The DailyMaroon Office. 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