Commerce Savant GivesShower for StrayOrganist FAMOUS RUSSIANNORGREN’S TEAMREGISTERS FIRSTWIN OF SEASONMeet DePaul Nine In GameOn Stagg FieldTodayBURCH, PITCHER, JOINS SQUADMaroon baseball stock rose Ipon-siderably Saturday when Norgren’snine registered their first win of theyear, trimming the Federal ReserveBank nine 14-11. The game was aslugging match throughout with theVarsity having a little the best of theargument.The feature of the game was thereturn of “Colonel” Burch to activeservice. Last year Burch served inthe capacity of outfielder and pinchhitter until mid-season, when heblossomed out as a pitcher, turningin some clever performances beforethe termination of the Big Ten sea¬son.Burch Looks Bond on MoundBurch twirled for five innings Sat¬urday, and let the enemy down withfour runs, while the Maroons werepiling up eleven. Lunde did thecatching. At the end of the fifthGeertsma relieved Burch and hurledfor two innings, when Chenicek re¬lieved him. During the time thesetwo men were on the mound the Fed¬eral Reserve Bank team scored sixruns and came close to tying thescore. Miller was rushed to the res¬cue, and pitched the ninth inningwithout allowing the enemy to do anydamage.Tony Carlos, a left hander, startedfor the opponents, but lasted onlyfour innings. The Maroons had trou¬ble hitting his delivery a week ago,but Saturday they waited him outand solved his southpaw tosses with¬out any trouble.Varsity Sluggers Hit BallJohnny McGuire led the Varsityonslaught, crashing out four hits, oneof them a triple to deep left. Schultzalso had his batting clothes on andconnected with three safe drives.Capt. Dixon, Fedor, Lunde and Cur¬tis garnered two bingles apiece, oneof Curtis’ hits being a hefty homerto right center.In the middle of the game CoachNorgren switched his infield, sendingMcGuire to third and Curtis to sec¬ond. Third base is McGuire’s nat¬ural position and the infield is ex¬pected to be strengthened by thechange.Burch Is Varsity Slab AceBurch’s eligibility strengthens theVarsity pitching staff considerably,for Norgren’s hurling coi ps has beenrather shy of good right handers thisseason. Burch has a good curve balland is gifted with good control, andshould be one of the mainstays of theMaroons in the coming campaign forthe Big Ten bunting.(Continued on Page 2)INITIAL MEETING OFORIENTAL SOCIETYBEGINS HERE AT 2The annual meeting of the Amer¬ican Oriental society will begin todayat 2 in the Ida Noyes theater, and willcontinue until Thursday evening. Atthe evening session, at 8, PresidentJudson will deliver an address of wel¬come, after which the business of theconvention will be initiated. The af¬fair tonight will be open to the public,with addresses by Prof. Schmidt,president of the society, and by thepresident of the western division.Prof. Breasted, of the University, willpresent an illustrated lecture and ac¬count of Champollion’s hieroglyphicdiscoveries of a century ago. Themeeting will be held in Mandel hall.An elaborate program for the en¬tertainment of members has beenplanned to be interspersed with theregular business of the convention.The closing session will be devoted topresentation of papers discussing thehistory of religion. Prof. Smith andMr. Leavitt, of the University, willdeliver addresses in this connection. Shades of Wagner and Debussy,The organ grinder said;My gift to you of higher artBrings chalk upon my head.—Ballad of Blowing Gale.The balmy breezes of spring wereblowing just as they do in springpoetry and in the beginning of Ma¬roon feature stories. A crowd ofblithe undergraduates was gatheredbefore the justly famous Cobb hall.The usual hot line of chatter was inprogress.Presently a monkey and its swarthymaster, an obvious product of sunnyItalia, sauntered up. Said master be¬gan to evoke puissant harmonies froma decrepit barrel organ while saidmonkey passed a turban in the hope(Oh vain hope!) of occasional re¬muneration. The strains of “TheSheik” beat upon the air in all theirpoignancy.But alas and odzooks. The C. andA. school is noted for its lack of theaesthetic urge. The blood curdlingtale of the doughty Arab did not in¬terest the class in Polycon 594 1-2.Hence twas but the work of a mo¬ment for an irate instructor (Mr.Spencer, so the rumor goes) to seizea box of chalk and hurl it into the be¬low where the monkey was stillmonkeying and the organ still or¬giastic. Result, victory for the forcesof finance.MAGAZINES SEEKAUTHORS IN THISAGE, SAYS EDITORKarl Harriman Draws BigCrowd to Harper As¬sembly RoomThat editors of present day fictionmagazines obtain most of the mate¬rial they publish by seeking out theauthor with an established reputa¬tion, rather than by waiting in theiroffices for unsolicited manuscripts,was one of the significant pointsbrought out by Karl E. Harriman,executive editor of the Red Book andBlue Book, in his address to a largeaudience last Friday afternoon inHarper assembly room. His lecture,the second in The Daily Maroon jour¬nalism series, was filled with humor¬ous anecdotes anti stories drawn fromhis wide experience with the fiction¬writing world.Few Fiction WritersOf the 100,000 men and womentrying to write fiction today, onlyabout 500 have attained a compara¬tive degree of success, he declaredafter having traced the history of thefiction magazine from its inception inEngland over a century ago till to¬day. Consequently there is an in¬tense competition among the editorsfor the cervices of these few success¬ful authors, contracts for stories be¬ing signed continually years ahead ofpublication date.Action stories appeal to men, whilefiction in which emotions and char¬acter are portrayed is consumed prin¬cipally by the weaker sex, was hiscontention. He went on to tell ofthe editor’s problems in putting to¬gether a magazine that will appealto all classes. .I.inn Speaks on DailiesThe third lecture of the series,(Continued on page 3)Seniors Hear Deanat Mixer TomorrowDean Gale will speak at the Seniorclass mixer which is to be held to¬morrow from 7 to 9 in Ida Noyes, itwas announced yesterday by BobbyCole, president of the class. “Everysenior should attend for two reasons,”said Cole, “first, because there will befew more chances for the entire classto get together, and second, becauseit will give the class a chance to seehow far along the ‘hirsute upper-lip growth’ has advanced on themen.” Refreshments will be served. ANATOMIST HERETO BEGIN WORKProf. Maximow Arrives AfterDaring Escape FromBolshevikiIS TO CONTINUE RESEARCHShortly after the rise to power ofthe Bolshevik regime, the Univers¬ity, at the recommendation of Prof.Bensley, head of the Department ofAnatomy, appointed to a professor¬ship, Alexander Maximow, a famousRussian professor whose discoveriesin anatomy had made him famousthroughout the scientific world. Yes¬terday, after many months of hard¬ship in Russia and a daring escape‘across the ice-covered gulf to Fin¬land, Prof. Maximow arrived at theUniversity.The Russian scientist is famous forhis investigations in minute anatomy.He discovered the corrective tissueelements and the blood tissue ele¬ments. Both of these are of verygreat practical and scientific import¬ance.Is Aided by SmugglersFor a large sum of money, smug¬glers took Prof. Maximow, in com¬pany with his wife and children,across the ice to Finland. Thetrip was made on a misty night andthe horses were covered with sheetsto hide them from the searchlights(Continued on Page 3)W. A. A. OUTLINESREQUIREMENTS OFNEW OUTING CLUBDorothy Clark, president of W. A.A. and unofficial delegate, and Ger¬trude Bissell, vice-president and offi¬cial delegate, returned yesterday fromBoulder, Colo., where they attendedthe national W. A. A. convention onFriday and Saturday of last week.They will be formally welcomed onThursday at 6 at the W. A. A. Initia¬tion banquet in Ida Noyes sun par¬lor. They will tell their experienceson the trip and the results of the Con¬vention.Gertrude Bissell has been chosen aspresident of the newly organizedOuting club to act as an auxiliary tothe W. A. A. in promoting the activ¬ity of the University women inter¬ested in unorganized sports. Mem¬bership is open to all women regis¬tered in the University. Any mem-ber who wins the Outing club pin for25 hours’ work becomes an honormember of the club and is entitled to100 points and active membership inthe W. A. A.Specific requirements are that the25 hours’ work is to be done duringthree consecutive quarters in anythree of the following sports: hiking,tennis, golf, ice-skating, roller skat¬ing, horse-back riding, bicycling,boating, field and track, bowling, andshooting.Not more than three hours are tobe secured in one day, nor is creditto be given for periods shorter than30 minutes, nor in work done for gymcredit. It is stipulated that at leasttwo persons must be present at thetime the hours are completed, andthat a record of the work, with sig¬natures of the two witnesses, beturned in to the recording secretarywithin one week after completion.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYConcert, A Capella Choir, 4:15,Mandel hall.Vocational Guidance series, VI,4:30, Classics 10.TOMORROWPublic lecture, Miss Amelia Sears,“Case-Work in Its Relation to theEnforcement of Social Legislation,"4:30, Harper assembly.Vocational Guidance series, VII,4:30, Kent theater.Vesper service (Y. W. C. A.), 4:30,Ida Noyes hall. HAROLD FLETCHER NAMED TOHEAD TRACK INTERSCHOLASTICCoach Stagg Appoints Varsity Football Star ToManage Annual Prep Meet; Work ToBegin At OnceRoberts Loses FoliageAs Masked MenPluck CropLouis C. Roberts, prominent mem¬ber of the Senior class and aspirantfor first place in the foliage growingcontest now in prograss, was attack¬ed Sunday night and put out of therunning by three thugs who forcfullyremoved Roberts’ two inch growth ofthe past four days. When approach¬ed by a Daily Maroon reporter yes-teiday, Roberts refused to discloseany details of the affair and in adaze, stroked the spot where thestubble had flourished.Speculation as to the motive of theattack was rife upon the campus yes¬terday. Opinion strongly favored thetheory that fraternity competitionmay have been at the base of the af¬fair. It will be remembered thatJerry Neff offers good possibilities asa winner. Others were of the beliefthat Roberts had been the goat of afraternity joke pulled by intimatebrothers.Whichever may be the case, thefact remains that (he hairlip is nowonly a lip. Harold Fletcher, varsity football-tar and one of the most capableworkers in the recent basketball tour¬nament, has been appointed by CoachStagg to the position of generalchairman of the 18th Annual trackand field Interscholastic to be held onStagg field, May 27.Fletcher’s record as chairman ofthe Housing committee during the1922 basketball interschoiastic madehim an obvious choice for the biggerposition. In this former capacity hemanaged the difficult work of pro¬viding accommodations for 28 visitinghigh school teams.Start Work at OnceHe is planning to start immediate¬ly on preparations for the big tourna¬ment next month. A meeting of sevenprominent seniors with Coach Staggand two of his assistants is sched¬uled for this evening. Details of theinterschoiastic will be worked out atthis time. Fletcher will present tothe meeting his list of recommenda¬tions for the various committee heads.The qualifications of these men willbe discussed and new names will besuggested by the students and coach¬es present, after which the selectionswill be made. An announcement ofthe?e will be made later in the week.SERIES OF SPRINGCONCERTS BEGINSTODAY IN MANDELFamous Boy Cellist to Play ;Announce Names ofPatronsThe first of the Spring concerts ofthe University Musical clubs will begiven this afternoon at 4 in Mandelwhen “A Capella Choir” of North¬western university presents a classicalprogram. The choir is famous for thebeautiful tonal effects it obtains.Coached in the College of Music atNorthwestern university, this choirrepresents one of the best trainedmusical organizations of Chicago.In addition to the choir, MasterWilliam C. Williams, famous boycellist, will play several numbers.The other concerts in the series willbe given by the Chicago Glee club onFriday evening, April 21, and by thecombined choirs of Grace church,Christ church and Church of the Re¬deemer with the University choir onTuesday evening, April 25. After thesecond concert of the series on April21 a dance will be held in the Rey¬nolds club. A ticket to the concertwill admit one to the dance after¬ward.t Reserved seats for the entire seriesare two dollars, single tickets fifty(Continued on Page 4)“Hit the Walk” WeekBegins On QuadrangleBeginning today, the pretty greengrass gets its annual week of respitefrom the trampling feet of Universitystudents cutting across the campuswith their eyes intent on the Heavens.From official circles has gone forththe decree that this is “Hit the Walk”week, and plans have been laid toobtain 100 percent cooperation fromthe student body.People approaching within sixinches of the turf will be looked uponas conscientious objectors to themovement and will be dealt with ac¬cordingly. Just what punishmentwill he inflicted has not yet been de¬termined. Meanwhile the slogans fly:“W’alk on the Concrete, Not theGrass.”“Give the Grass a Chance to Grow;You’ve Had Yours.”“Keep Off the Chlorophyl—ThisMeans You.” Follow Last Year's IdeaThe new chairman, in an interviewyesterday with The Daily Maroon,announced his general policies for thetournament: “We intend to follow thegeneral lines of last year’s inter¬schoiastic, but to make the affair morenational in scope. Efforts will bemade to bring to the University rep¬resentative athletes from every statein the Union.“The track interschoiastic is an im¬portant event, in that it offers us achance to recruit stellar high schoolmen and to build up the weakenedreputations of our track teams aschampionship contenders. If the stud¬ent body will cooperate with the menin charge, we can put the thing overin big style.”Coach Stagg PleasedCoach Stagg expressed himself aspleased to have such a man as Har¬old Fletcher to undertake the gen¬eral chairmanship. “In all his rela¬tions with the work of the Athleticleparment,” declared the coach,■‘Fletcher has shown his reliability.Reliability is his middle name, andthat is the essential qualification for'Uch a position.”Harold Fletcher made his namejlaying tackle on Stagg’s varsity lastrear, at which position he appearedin nearly every game of the season.He was Housing chairman in the bas¬ketball interschoiastic and is a mem¬ber of Beta Theta Pi.DRIVE FOR LOUVAINMEMORIAL LIBRARYNETS $153.94 HEREVoluntary contributions to theamount of $153.94 were made to theLouvain library fund on Louvain dayby members of the University fac¬ulty and students. There was no so¬liciting. Contributions were receivedat booths established in front of Cobb,in Mitchell tower, in Harper, and atother points about the campus.According to Alfred Brickman andFrances Crozier, joint chairmen, thedrive is to be considered a success.No quota was set. Students wereasked to voluntarily contribute what¬ever they wished.The money collected will be sentto swell the University of Columbiafund for the restoration of Louvainlibrary which the Germans destroyedduring the war. Drives for the samepurpose are being made in collegesand universities throughout the Unit¬ed States.I THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 1922Slir Duilji IflanuiuThe ,'ludt'nt Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublisbi'd mornings, exeept Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DuilyMaroon Company.Kntered aa second class mail at the Chi¬cago post office, Chicago, Illinois. March>3. Haiti, under the act of March 3, 1873.Office* Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Member of'l’he it estern Conference Press AssociationKIUTO ItlAL STAFFHerbert ltubel Managing EditorLennox Grey News EditorOliii Stansbury News EditorRichard Eliel Asst. News EditorMary Hayes Woman's EditorArvid Lunde Athletics EditorJohn Gunther Literary EditorBartlett Cormack Dramatic EditorHarry Bird Feature EditorJean Brand Day EditorRussell Carroll Day EditorRussell Bierce Day EditorRobert Poliak Day EditoLeonard Weil Associate EditorBUSINESS STAFFBurdette Ford Business ManagerJohn Holmes Advertising ManagerHoward Landau Advertising AssistantLeonard Sonne Advertising AssistantFrank Linden ...Circulation ManagerArthur Cody ! .Circulation AssistantHerman Kabaker Circulation AssistantTuesday, April 18, 1922WHY GARDENERS LEAVE HOMEThe lawn around Hartlett gym isas bald as the first row on the open¬ing night of A. H. Wood’s tid-bits.To the north of Cobb hall the swardshows barren patches, ground by theheels of eight o’clockers late to class.Once more the ancient and alwaysapt refrain issues from our columnsHIT THE WALK.FOR ANOTHER CIRCUSLast year’s circus, held in connec¬tion with the Alumni reunion, wasone of the greatest perpetrators offriendliness and enthusiasm seen atthe University in many a year. Oldgrads from classes in the early nine¬ties joined with more recent alumniin the opinion that there was no suchspirit on the campus in their days.And they were right in their belief.That the circus was a means for -oneand all to become acquainted, that itwas one place where graduates fromyears back or verdant freshmen couldhave equally good times, was evi¬denced by those who caught a glimpseof the carnival.And because of this immenseamusement and mixer value, and alsobecause of the most welcome profitsit took in, The Daily Maroon believesthat another circus should be giventhis year. The Undergraduate coun¬cil is in favor of the project, but hasmet quite a little opposition. Alumnievidently are not especially enthus¬iastic for another carnival. Last year’scircus broke up class meetings, theyaver, and made for disintegration in¬stead of unity among old class re¬unions.But unless the circus could he heldin connection with the Alumni re¬union it would not be advisable togive it at all. It would he impos¬sible to schedule the event during theInterscholastic because it would con¬flict with the track and field eventson Stagg field.Alumni must be approached andconvinced that the circus would dothem more good than harm. If theycan he persuaded that the circus canbe arranged not to interfere withclass reunions and personal affairs,there is no reason why they should beagainst it.TIME TO BE THINKINGHonorary societies are due to maketheir annual selections shortly. Ifthey have not been considering pos¬sibilities it is time they should be.The wisest choices are made afterprolonged and searching considerationand not in the mad rush that precedesannual announcement days.These organizations have certainprinciples they should keep well inmind. Selections should be obviouslylimited only to the deserving. Tra¬dition is not so binding that it shouldwork to the detriment of the highstandards of the society. Even if theconstitution stipulates a specific num¬ber to be chosen, there is no reasonwhy it may not be altered if there arenot enough worthy prospects. Eachweak choice leads to a further weak¬ening of the personnel of the societyby an intangible process of heredity.Factional interests should he guard¬ed against, such as a concentration ofselections in one form of activity.For example, it has been charged inthe past that honoraries are partialto athletes. Without underrating theimportance of athletics, it is certainlywrong to give it pre-eminence overother campus activities which exactas much time and labor. And a finalwarning is against fraternity or so¬rority politics—the most insidiousform of consideration for honoraryselections,—Ohio State Lantern.OFFICIAL NOTICESThe Christian Science society willmeet today at 7:30 in Haskell assem¬bly.The Y. W. C. A. Publicity commit¬tee will meet today at 3:30 in the Y.W. C. A. rooms.Prof. James H. Breasted will lec¬ture on ancient Egyptian writing to¬night at 8 in Mandel hall.The “A Capella” Choir of North¬western University will hold a con¬cert today at 4:15 in Mandel hall.Miss Amelia Sears will speak on“Case-Work in Its Relation to theEnforcement of Social Legislation’’tomorrow at 4:30 in Harper Assemblyroom.Mr, Bliss of Swift and Co. willspeak on “Private Accounting” todayat 4:30 in Classics 10.The Biological club will meet todayat 7:45 in Botany 13.The American Oriental society willhold its regular sessions today, to¬morrow and Thursday in Ida Noyestheater.The Masons will hold a smoker to¬night at 7:30 in Hitchcock hall.The Home Economics club willmeet tomorrow at 4:30 in the northparlors of Ida Noyes.The Freshman Woman’s club willmeet tomorrow at 12:30 in Ida Noyes.The regular meeting of the Britishclub has been postponed for twoweeks.Dr. Frank Billings will speak on“The Future of the Medical Profes¬sion” tomorrow at 4:30 in Kent the¬ater.The Intercollegiate dinner will beheld tomorrow at 6 in Ida Noyes sunparlors.The Bronson club will meet tomor¬row at 7:30 in the home of CarmelHayes, 5213 Blackstone Ave.The Women’s Mandolin club willmeet Thursday at 4 in Ida Noyesstudent service room. Members shouldbring instruments.Professor Judd, dean of the Schoolof Education, will speak to the HomeEconomics club at a tea tomorrowafternoon at 4:30 in Ida Noyes recep¬tion rooms.Sophomore class ticket money mustbe turned in to Willard Balhatchet orRussell Pettit at once.NORGREN’S TEAM REGISTERSFIRST WIN OF SEASON(Continued from page 1)The Varsity was also strengthenedby the return to active service of EdForkel. Forkel has been out of uni¬form for slightly more than a weekbecause of illness. His return givesNorgie one more strong left handedhitter. Forkel can perform creditablyeither at first base or in the outfield,the chances being that Coach Nor-gren will employ him to guard theright garden.“Pat” Page’s Team Here Sat.Two hot games are on the Marooncard this week. Today, weather per¬mitting, Norgron’s hustlers buck upagainst the DePaul University nine,and a lively battle is expected. DePaul recently trimmed Northwest¬ern’s hall team, and the Varsity willhave to play real hall to beat them.The game will be staged on Staggfield at 3. Coach Norgren’s pitchingselection is uncertain, as he has tworight handers, Burch and Miller, anda trio of southpaws, Weller, Schultzand Geertsma, all ready for service.The feature game of the practiceseason will he played on Stagg fieldSaturday when Pat Page, “Tony”Hinkle and their Butler nine invadethe Midway for a game. Pat Page,former Maroon basketball and base¬ball coach, and Hinkle, former starVarsity all-around athlete, are han¬dling athletics at Butler College andare turning out some good teams. TheButler nine recently trimmed Purdue3-2 and “Pat” and “Tony” are prim¬ing their proteges for the game withthe Maroons Saturday.COMMERCE CLUB CONTINUESVOCATIONAL LECTURE SERIESFour more lectures of the Voca¬tional Opportunity Series will hegiven this week under the auspicesof the Commerce club. Lecture VIwill he given today at 4:30 in Class¬ics 10. Mr. Bliss of Swift & Co. willspeak on “Private Accounting—TheJob and Its Opportunities.”Tomorrow the seventh lecture willtake place at 4:30 in Kent theater. ASCHER’SFROLIC THEATRE55th St. and Ellis Ave.SPECIAL NOTICELOOK AT OUR CHANGE OF PRICKSMATINEEAdults, 10c Children, 10cSAT. SUN. AND HOLIDAYSChildren, 10c Adults, 20cNIGHTSAdults, 20c Children, 10c collegiate dinners have been givenbefore and found to be so successfulthat this one is arranged in order tokeep up the spirit aroused.Your best bet — MaroonClassified Ads bring results.Try one today!COMING—“FOOLISH WIVES”—SOONDr. Fifank Billings will speak on,“The Future of the Medical Profes¬sion.” This lecture is under the aus¬pices of the Commerce club and theY. M. C. A.On Thursday, two lectures will begiven, the first one scheduled for4:30 in Classics 10. Mr. Frazer, ofFrazer and Torbett will lecture on“Public Field of Accounting—TheJob and Its Opportunities.” The sec¬ond lecture of the day will take placeat 5:15 in the same place. Mr. Frazerwill talk on “The General Field—TheJob and Its Opportunities.”Women Sew Todayfor Benefit CharityTea will be served today from 2:30to 4:30 in the Federation sewing roomon the third floor of Ida Noyes hall.Garments are being made for thecharity patients ol' the Lying-In hos¬pital, and a great many more work¬ers are needed.The room is open every afternoonfrom 1:30 to 4:30 under the direc¬tion of different women. Those incharge ate: Monday, Mabel HolmesMargaret Clark, Victoria Luther;Tuesday, Phyllis Small, Doris Dewey,Marian Gilchrist; Wednesday, VinaSaunders, Ruth Waful, Isabelle Kin- cheloe; Thursday, Virginia Strain,Margaret Vibberts, Helen Barrett;Friday, Mary Hulburt, Margaret Dru-eck, Margaret Abraham.A quilting bee will be held in thenear future, and a trip through thehospital sometime in May is prom¬ised to all the workers.Collegiate Dinner ArrangedAll women who come from othercolleges are invited to the Inter-Col¬legiate dinner to he given Wednes¬day, April 10. Tickets are 50c andmay be obtained in the Y. W. C. A.office. The dinner will bo given inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes. Inter-BIG REDUCTIONS IN OUR PRICESOur luncheons, dinners, sandwiches and ice cream sun¬daes will surprise you.THE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd Street“A HOMEY PLACE FOR UNIVERSITY FOLK.”k x K.tt.H'K.H x x x x x K x x x X x x v. x x » x xx x *:t x’x.x.x x x x x x x x x x x x x x. gx'ggx x)xX. XIi'WM'M’.WJ mmwFJNEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO «New Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST.Under State and National Supervisionw iw iw iwiW iwiw iw iwiWl\¥iwSPIES BROS.Manufacturing JewelersFRATERNITY JEWELRY andSTATIONERY27 E. Monroe St., at Wabash, 6th fl.CHICAGOA wise man said (take notice schol¬ars),“This corn is worth a hundred dol¬lars.”GOODRICH1333 EAST 57th STREETPopcorn, Peanuts, Home Made Candy,and Salted Nuts THE NET OF NO REGRETHAND MADE OF HUMAN HAIRDoubly sterilized —Evenmesh—Generous sizeIn every shade to matchyour hairBacked by the prestigeof a quarter century’sexperience.LA TOSCA XAtThe Better StoresTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 1922 3OPEN MEETING OFHONOR COMMISSIONTODAY IN HARPERHolding its first open forum of theSpring quarter, the Honor commis¬sion will convene today at 4:30 inHarper assembly room. Students in¬terested in the work of the Commis¬sion are asked to attend the meetingprepared to ofier criticisms on thepresent honor policy.Among the important topics whichwill be discussed in the meeting is theproposal of a change in the presentsystem of electing members. Themethods of the Commission in main¬taining the honor sentiment have alsobeen objects of criticism in the past.If suggestions of means for betteringthe work of the Commission are of¬fered at today’s meeting, immediateaction can be taken on them.Schedule for BooksFrom Ell ChangedAt the suggestion of an editorial"Change the Hours,” which appearedin The Daily Maroon for Thursday,April 13, the hour for returning booksdrawn from Ell before 11 has beenchanged from 1 to 1:30.The change in schedule is in ac¬cordance with the other hours for re¬turning books, 9:15 and 4:30, whichconform approximately with classhours. The editorial called attentionto the fact that to return books a 1often entailed great inconvenience onchapel days. It pointed out also thatwhen a student returned from lunch¬eon to a class at 1:30 it frequentlyresulted in the wasting of a half hour.The new ruling went into effect yes¬terday.Y. W. Issues SecondMidway Paper Soon% .“Convention Number” is the titleof the new edition of The Midway tobe out on the campus Thursday.The Midway is a monthly maga¬zine published by the V. W. C. A. anddevoted to the interests and work ofcampus women. This month’s editionis dedicated to the Hot Springs Con¬vention to be held next week at HotSprings, Arkansas. A program ofY. W. C. A. activities for the month,committee reports, and interestingitems regarding the work of womenat other universities are some of thefeatures of the magazine. Copiesmay be secured at the bookstore orthe lobby of Ida Noyes hall.Capt. Vance Marrie3Miss Catherine HintonSt. Haul’s Episcopal church was thescene of a military wedding yester¬day afternoon when Capt. P. 1. Vanceof the University Military Science de¬partment was married to Miss Cath¬erine Hinton, daughter of Judge Hin¬ton and sister of Lieut. Hinton. Iheentire University detachment andmany students attended the service.Maj. Harold E. Marr, head of the De¬partment of Military Science, actedas head usher.Following the ceremony, the coupleleft for a week’s wedding trip, theitinerary of which could not belearned.PROGRAM TO HE GIVEN BYFOREIGN CLUBS TOMORROWThe French, Italian and Spanishclubs will hold a combined meetingfor the first time tomorrow at 4:30in Ida Noyes theater. The programwill consist of the reproduction of aMedieval farce, a pantomine, by La-fontaine, and a dance by Faye Millardfor the French club; readings fromUna Partita a Scacchi (Giacosa) andItalian songs by the Italian club, andsongs and Characteristic costumescenes from Central America by theSpanish club.All members of the University areinvited to attend and bring theirfriends. Refreshments will be served.ECK SPEAKS TO REYNOLDSCLUB SMOKERS TONIGHTTom Eck, varsity coach, will fea¬ture the first Reynolds club smoker ofthe Spring quarter tonight at 7:30,with a lecture in his inimitable styleon "The Hell Cow.” The Delt jazzband will furnish music intermittent¬ly. Smokes will be distributed. Twoother events are scheduled for thisquarter, an informal on May 5 andanother smoker on May 23. Y. W. C. A. Sends ThreeTo Annual ConventionExpenses of the University dele¬gates to the Y. W. C. A. conventionat Hot Springs will be defrayed bythe proceeds of the concert to begiven by the Swift and Co. Male Cho¬rus on April 26 in Mandel hall. Thedelegates chosen to attend the con¬vention are Mina Morrison, RuthSeymour and Winifred King.Fraternities and clubs will attendthe concert in groups, every organ¬ization having been asked to holdthemselves responsible for ten tick¬ets. Public ticket sale opens Wednes¬day in Mandel hall corridor, with thebox office open every day thereafterfrom 11 to 2.FAMOUS RUSSIAN ANATOMISTHERE TO BEGIN WORK(Continued from Page 1)which the Bolsheviks used to searchout smugglers. Once out of RussiaProf. Maximow proceeded with allpossible haste to Chicago.No definite arrangements have asyet been made for Mr. Maximow’swork because of the uncertainty ofhis time of arrival. It is probablethat he will continue his scientificwork for the remainder of this quar¬ter, and begin active instruction dur¬ing the Summer quarter.FRESHMAN WOMEN’S CLUBHOLDS BUSINESS MEETINGMembers of the Freshman Wo¬men’s club have been urged to attenda meeting to be held tomorrow' at12:30 in the sun parlors of Ida Noyeshall.The purpose of the meeting is toelect a new secretary to take theplace of Helen Hall who has leftschool. The business of the meetingwill include plans for an entertain¬ment to be given by the club to theupper-class counsellors. Final ar¬rangements will be made for a danceto be held soon.Your best bet — MaroonClassified Ads bring results.Try one today!Crisp Tomato and Lettuce Salad.Luscious Strawberry Shortcakewith Whipped CreamFresh Strawberry Sundaes.Chocolate and Egg Malted Milk.Alaska Pit's are among the itemson Ihe Menu atTHE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folks"University Students Receive CourteousAttention atTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCorner Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTelephone Hyde Park 7610 =INDISPENSABLEYou can have itthe rest ofthe yearfor$l.SOSUBSCRIBE FORTHE DAILY MAROON Seniors Give Skitsat Classes’ ShowPlans are being drawn up by theSenior class for the production of twoone act plays in the Interclass en¬tertainment which will be given thenight of the Interscholastic. One ofthese plays will be original; the othera play by a welt known author. Theone which has already been selectedis a farce, while the other will in allprobability be of a serious nature.In addition to these plays the otherthree classes will present entertain¬ments between the acts. The plansfor these entertainments are indefi¬nite as yet, but complete arrange¬ments will be made within a few days.Marie Niergarth is in charge of theentertainment and anyone who wishesto make suggestions regarding thenature of the performance should seeher soon as possible in order that theideas may be considered by those incharge.MAGAZINES SEEK AUTHORS INTHIS AGE, SAYS EDITOR(Continued from Page 1)“Aspects of American Journalism,”will be delivered by Prof. JamesWeber Linn of the English depart¬ment next Friday at 4:30 in Mandelhall, the scene having been changedin anticipation of an overflow crowdat Harper assembly room. He willspeak on the merits and defects ofthe American daily newspaper. Prof.Linn has had a wide experience withthe daily press and is at present con¬nected with the Chicago Herald andExaminer as chief editorial writer.The Student Newspaper that hasAll the News—The Daily Maroon.THE FASHION LUNCH ROOM1004 East 55th StreetBEST OF FOOD, Properly CookedExcellent Service, Popular PricesThe All American PlaceORAHOOD AND SON“For u day or for a year”Booklet on request5 3rd StreetCHICAGOPhotographs of Qualityat moderate prices837 E. 63rd StreetPhone Midway 3568Special Discounts to StudentsCOWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave. Face Flora. Whiskersis inelegant*IF a Prof, taught a course in WhiskerCrops and their Removal, he’d probablycall them Face Flora.Is there an easier way to remove them—the whiskers, not the profs.?Razor edges were never keener than theyare today. Then why do some shaves stillmake the tears come? Especially tenderupper lips and chin corners?Here is plain reasoning: 1 lairs can’t pull itthey’re properly softened hv the right lather. Anylather won’t do. You know that. Williams’ Shav¬ing Cream softens the toughest bristle. Its un¬usually heavy lathersoftens the heard down t >its very base. Few soapscan do that.Try it just once—andyou will never He with¬out Williams’ ShavingCream near your razor.I * Try it—J J tomorrow before,chapel.DARLING’S ORCHESTRASDance Music Par ExcellenceDorchester 1760 a nd Midway 11264 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. APRIL 18. 1922Tlte CampusWhittleSo. & &CL?“HOW COME here, Birdie?” saysLu Tatge, scrutinizing our upper lip.“1 thought you were entered in theSenior Moustache Race! ’SCORE WHAT?WELL, Russ Pierce is having histonsils out. These Score Clubbers arealways getting it in the neck.REPORTER Cliff calls our atten¬tion to the fact that when the organstruck up the hymn of the month yes¬terday frosh in various parts of Man-del could be heard singing “There Isa Hell for Freshmen.”HE’S COLLEGIAN!He always reads the back page ofthe Trib and knows all about what isgoing to happen to Uncle Bim.OFFERThe Whistle will give a prize of anivory-mounted whisk-broom rack tothe person who can predict what to¬morrow’s weather will be. No per¬son to submit more than seven an¬swers.THE WOMEN ALL FALL—For the fellow that can’t keep hisfeet out of their way when he dances.MUSTACHE NEWSA few minor details are beginningto crop up.Lenny Weil wants to enter the raceas dark horse.A prominent A. T. O. forgot he wasin the race Sunday and shaved halfhis lip. Nobody noticed the differ¬ence.Bobby Cole is planning to let hiskeep on and land a job with the Houseof David ball team this summer.A1 Brickman is said to have en¬gaged the services of Howie Beale,winner of last year’s race, as coach.TODAY being the centenary of M.Champollion, -with whose greatachievements you are all familiar, theWhistle will do him honor by smokingEgyptian Dieities.BLACKFRIARSThese Friars chorus menLead a terrible life—Else why do they make so muchbother ?They’re all on their toesAnd with sobs they are rife—It’s just one darn kick after an¬other.THE FATE of ex-Whistlers is of¬ten interesting and inspiring. HarrySwanson, who started all this, is ped¬dling bonds. Eddie Waful startedlaw at Stanford after leaving theseparts and is now convalescing so theysay. Ashie’s fate is known to all.Scoop, Church, Garcon Stansbury,Slimess, and Ashie are all poundingmachines for the daily press. BartCormack turned from whistling todrama. Q. E. D., an old-timer, re¬verted to pedagogy. And there youare.AFTER witnessing the Illinoisshow to see how it stacked up withthe Friars, Abbot Holloway and Au¬thor Cormack came back with a ver¬dict of thumbs down. The Abbot, no¬ticing that three men were respon¬sible for the book, opined that it wasprobably because no one wanted totake the blame.A SECOND HOUSEMANDear Birdie: I offer a bale of hayand 1 needle respectively for the ar¬rest and conviction of:1. The guy what called me an oldwoman.2. The guy who said I was playingthe part of the Needle in GammerGurton’s needle.Bill Ghere. ence n jokes to be reprinted in rivalmagazines.l’aul Whitney, advertising manager,was not so optimistic over his sectionof the number. With only three so¬licitors he is greatly handicapped inthe corailing of material to fill emp¬ty spaces. Anyone, irrespective ofexperience or ability, who aspires togather wealth and ads, should see himin his office in Lexington hall. FRIARS COMMENCE TICKETSALE IN MANDEL CLOISTERAND NOW, chorus, we will join inthe heart-rending ballad of the littleflapper who always behaved as longas it rained.Good, in other words, to the LastDrop.Birdie.PHOENIX COPYRIGHTS JOKESTO PREVENT UNFAIR USAGE SERIES OF SPRING CONCERTSBEGINS TODAY IN MANDEL(Continued from page 1) Ticket sale for this year’s Black-friar production. “Anybody’s Girl,”began yesterday in Mandel cloisters,where it will continue until the seatsare sold out. “Tickets will be on saleany time during the day,” said Man¬ager Frank Linden yesterday. “Thereare still a good many desirable seatsleft for both matinee and eveningperformances. Those desiring seatsfor the show should get them as soonas possible.”cents. Reservations may be made bysending checks to Box 114, FacultyExchange.The list of patrons and patronesses,containing twenty-four names, fol¬lows: Mrs. Harry Pratt Judson, Mrs.Enos M. Barton, Miss SophonisbaBreckenridge, Mrs. Carl Buck, Mrs.R. R. Donnelly, Mrs. Edith F. Flint,Mrs. Ernst Freund, Mrs. Addison L.Gardner, Mrs. Edgar Goodspeed, Mrs.Wallace Heckman, Mrs. CharlesHitchcock, Mrs. Morton D. Hull, Mrs.Edith Rockefeller McCormick, Mrs.Andrew C. McLaughlin, Mrs. HaroldE. Marr, Mrs. Arthur J. Mason, Mrs.David Allen Robertson, Mrs. JuliusRosenwald, Mrs. Theodore G. Soares,Mrs. Robert W. Stevens, Mrs. LoradoTaft, Miss Marion Talbot, Miss Eliza¬beth Wallace, Mr. Harold H. Swift. WINTER DISMISSALS SHOWDECREASE OVER AUTUMNA remarkable decrease in the Uni¬versity records of dismissal and de¬linquency is shown in a late reportfrom the office of Dean Robertson.Only about half as many studentswere dismissed at the end of the Win¬ter quarter as at the end of the Au¬tumn quarter, when 64 were dropped.This January total measures upagainst a total of 33 for last quarter.That the difference was caused byleniency in grading, was the opinionvoiced by Dean Robertson’s secretaryyesterday.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Open face watch; name inback. Call Midway 3217.WANTED—University men for sum¬mer work. Guarantee of $42.00 perweek. Refined work. Address BoxA, care of The Daily Maroon Of¬fice. Our advertise *s are pro¬gressive, square dealing,business men of Chicago Jand Woodlawn. They sup¬port us with their advertis-]ing. We in turn must give!them our business.jOur advertisers appreciate j(University patronage. ;WANTED—About June 1, Collegeman desirous of connecting with in¬side sales organization of a busi¬ness manufacturing high grade ad¬vertising calendars and specialties.Preferably a man who has been ac¬tive in college work of one sort andanother, as well as a good student—or one who has had the gump¬tion to assist himself through col¬lege. The business is young andoffers an excellent future. If in¬terested write fully regardingqualifications and can then makeappointment if desirable. E. N.FERDON, THE BLANCHARD CO.Aurora, Ill.WANTED—A few hours of steno¬graphic or typewriting work daily.Call Dor. 3471. Thesis neatlytyped. 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