SENIOR MUSTACHE RACE STARTS TODAY!®lje Umlp jilaroonVol. 20. No. 97. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1922 Price 3 CentsSKSICRAGUN, band director forSIX YEARS, RESIGNS HIS POSTAsserts University Did Not Give Its Share of Sup¬port; Suggests Methods to RenovateOrganizations In FutureMAROON RUNNERSMAKE READY FOREASTERN RELAYSCoach Stagg’s Men EnteredIn Drake and PennGamesHALF MILE TEAM MAY RUNMaroon track men are slowlyrounding into shape for the outdoorseason which is close at hand. Thefirst events on the schedule are thePenn and Drake relay’s. It is the planof the “Old Man” to send a one mileteam to the east, and two and fourmile teams to Drake. A half mileteam is being prepared for possiblecompetition at Drake.The addition of Haas to the squadwill greatly’ increase the power of theteam, both in the dashes, and the halfmile relay. He gives promise of be¬ing one of the fastest men who haveworn the Maroon in many ’years.MacFarland, another fast man, whois at present ineligible, but who hasa chance of being eligible before th->season starts is anoth *r exceptional¬ly fast man. With Bates, whose legis improving, Chicago will be repre¬sented by an exceptionally’ good squadof sprinters.(.'apt. Red man Works with TeamCapt. Redmon, who was inactiveduring the indoor season, is practical¬ly assured of repeating hi. last year'swin in the hammer throw. “Charlie”succeeded in outclassing all other con¬ference throwers by winning first inthe conference and inter-collegiateheld last spring.Pyott, who came second in the con¬ference quarter-mile at Northwesternthis winter, promises to develop intoone of the best men in the confer¬ence. It is only recently that “Jim”has taken up this event, having al¬ways competed in the dashes andhurdles, but this seems to suit himbetter than the latter.Jones and Bricknian, HurdlersJones and C. Bricknian will takecare of the hurdles this season. Bothare sophomores with a great highschool record behind them, and“Brick” gave a good account of him¬self in the indoor meets this season.It is in the field events, the polevault, high jump, and shot that theMaroons will he weak. Haas will take’■are of the broad jump, having arecord of over 2” ft. It the team candevelop some men in the above men¬tioned events and improve in the dis¬tance* runs, they will make a goodshowing in the conference meet in.1 unc.NEW REGULATIONSIN HARPER SECUREBETTER CONDITIONS“Cheerful cooperation” was thechai acterization which Mr. E. A.Henry, director of the Libraries, gaveto the student attitude toward thenew regulations which have beenadoped in order to enforce silence inHarper reading room.“We have found very few caseswhere it was necessary to a^k stud¬ents to leave the room and in thesecases the cause has usually beenthoughtlessness rather than any wil¬ful violation of the rules.” That thelibrary has been a better place tostudy since the adoption of the newregulations was the opinion of bothMr. Henry and Dr. Dorf.The new reading room rules pro¬vide that a student who persists intalking after being warned will beasked to leave. In event that thecase of the same student comes beforethe library board several times hewill he asked not to enter the read¬ing room for a period of two weeks.Should he violate such a request, orcreate a new disturbance, after hislibrary priveleges have been restored,the library will ask his dean to sus¬pend him.“We hope that we shall never haveto go the length provided for by theserules,” said Mr. Henry in comment¬ing. “So far all we have done is torequest several students to leave theroom.” M. S. Department ToConduct RetreatTodayThe first of a series of militaryceremonies will be conducted todayat 5 under the direction of the University Military Science departmentand with the cooperation of the Uni¬versity band. It is the plan of MajorH. E. Marr to conduct a retreat to¬day in which all members of the R.O. T. C. and the department facultywill take part.Major Marr will take charge of theceremony and Capt. Vance as adjut¬ant will call the command to atten¬tion at the appointed time. In addi¬tion to the two officers already men¬tioned the staff will also includeLieutenants Hinton and Bixby. The |University detachment under thecommand of Sergeant Lyman willmarch in platoon formation, usingAmerican 75 millimeter pieces andlimbers. The band will be directedby Conductor J. Beach Cragun an:!Sergeant Barksdale, who will act asdrum major.The military ceremony of retreatis one of the most impressive of Mili¬tary functions and Major Marr ex¬pressed a desire that as many stud¬ent.' and faculty members as possibleshould attend.HARRIMAN, SECONDMAROON LECTURER,SPEAKS TOMORROWE elite >r of Red Book a Phi! os-op! >er and StoryI ellerKarl E. Harriman, who is to speakon “The Popular Fiction Monthly” tomorrow at 4 :30 in Harper Assemblyroom, will present in his lecture,which is the second of The Daily Ma¬roon’s journalistic series, several in¬teresting facts concerning his twopublications. In his capacity -as ed¬itor of The Red Book and The BlueBook,"Mr. Harriman has to purchasestories at the rate of two per day inorder to furnish fiction for the pub¬lic.Knows Many AuthorsHe is in constant personal contactwith such writers as Booth Tarking-ton. E. Phillips Oppenheim, BrittenAusten, Clarence Buddington Kelland,and Frank R. Adams, and such illus¬trators as Howard Chandler Christy,Clarence Underwood, and Neysa Mc-Mein. Rather than a lecturer, Mr.Harriman is a philosopher and astory-teller, drawing anecdotes of fa¬mous men of*letters from the fund ofhis experience. He has many inter¬esting things to say of Arthur Sym¬ons, Frank Harris, and Max Beer-bohm, who formed London’s youngliterary group in the 90’s, when hewent to England as representative ofthe Detroit Free-I’ross.Shift Linn LectureProf. Linn’s lecture on “The Amer¬ican Daily Paper,” scheduled for Fri¬day. Apiil 21, will not he held in Har¬per Assembly room, as previously(Continued on Page 2)Kenyon College toOffer E^say PrizeAccording to a letter received a fewdays ago from Kenyon college, a prizeof one hundred dollars is being of¬fered by that institution for the bestessay on “Gorgo, a Romance of OldAthens” written by a student of anycollege or university in the UnitedStates or Canada.Rules for the contest follow: Eachcontestant for the prize must submitthree typewritten copies of his essaythrough the English department ofhis college or university. The essaymust not he longer than four thou¬sand words, and must reach KenyonCollege, Gnmbier, Ohio, not later thanDecember 1, 1922.Three judges have been selected toaward the prize. They are Dr. Tal-cott Williams of Columbia Univers¬ity. Dr. William Stearns Davis of theUniversity of Minnesota, and Dr.Lacy Lockett of Kenyon College. BEGINS TODAY AT 12Hopeful Seniors Cultivate Up¬per Lips for Sixteen DayDerbyMAKE APPEAL FOR DUESSurpassing all its predecessors forenthusiasm and keenness of compe¬tition, the Twentieth Annual SeniorMoustache race will be officially inau¬gurated today at noon. According toRobert Cole, president of the Seniorclass, the men of the class have en¬rolled almost unanimously for thecontest.The tradition of holding the racewas instituted in 1905 with the giftof the “C” bench to the University.Since that time it has been celebrat¬ed annually, each class of seniorsstriving to excel the records of pre¬ceding years.When the tradition was in its ex¬perimental stages, it did not createthe sensation upon the campus whichit does now, as full beards and heavymoustaches were possessed by the ma¬jority of college students. As clean¬shaven faces began to emerge, itcame to be considered as an unusualand picturesque expression of school>pirit for the seniors to refrain fromhaving the upper lip for a period inthe spring.Cole Compiles CodeThis year’s moustache race, start¬ing this noon, will continue for six¬teen days. President Cole of the classhas compiled a list of rules to he ob¬served by all entrants:“All contestants start from scratch;no handicaps.“Contestants, during the course ofthe race, will not be allowed to usehair tonic or any other form of en¬couragement upon moustaches.“False beards and moustaches arestrictly taboo. ,“Contestants are warned to keepaway from the equitation stables;there has been a scarcity of fodderlately.”Extend Date for DuesBesides managing the moustacherace, officers of the class have de-(Continued on Page 3)FRESHMAN DUOFIGHTS TO DRAWWITH METHODISTSDebate Evanston Yearlings onQuestion of “Pro”AthleteAlmost equaling the excellent workdone by the Varsity debaters in de¬feating the University of Idaho onApril I. the Freshman debating teamtraveled to the Northwestern University campus Monday and won theenthusiastic applause of an impartialaudience in their no-decision debatewith the Purple freshmen.The University team supported thenegative of the question. “Resolved,that college students he permitted totake part in professional athletic con¬tests.”Helperin SubstitutesOwing to the illness of DavidSchiffman, Ralph Helperin, after onlythree hours’ notice, delivered twocomplete speeches and vebuttals.Churchill Murray was the other mem¬ber of the duo that opposed threeNorthwestern men.“Helperin’s humor and Murray’ssincere and quiet manner was appre¬ciated by a cordial and extremelyfair audience,” declared Coach GeorgeMills yesterday. “Helperin is to hecommended for the excellent way heput over his two speeches after suchshort notice.”BAND MEETS TODAYBand members will report in uni¬form at 4:45. Uniform: Blue, withbreast-cord and pompom: no leggings..1. Beach Cragun. University ContributesTc Louvain FundTomorrowTomorrow has been designated asLouvain day at the University. Do¬nations will be received from thestudent body in a drive for funds torestore the library at the Universityof Louvain which was destroyed bythe Germans during the world war.The University of Chicago was oneof the first conti ibutors to the newLouvain library. When CardinalMereier visited here in the fall of1919, tlie late Dr. Gunsaulus, then amember of the faculty of the Uni¬versity, presented him with two rarehooks of the fifteenth century. Thefirst of these was the gift of the University and according to Dr. Gun. aulus was “the rarest of the onehundred rare books of which the Uni¬versity was owner, 'these books weregiven to the Cardinal to start a newcollection of rare books at the Uni-| versity of Louvain.COUNCIL WILL FILLSENIOR VACANCY ATNOON MEET TODAYDiscuss Disposal Circus Pro¬ceeds at Open Session1 uesdaySix men from the Senior class werenominated in Tuesday’s open meetingof the Undergraduate council to suc¬ceed Francis Zimmerman, seniormember, who has left school. One jof the six will he elected at a specialcouncil meeting at noon today to holdoffice until the close of the Universityyear.The six seniors nominated are:Bierre Brosseau, Harry Hargreaves,Wallace Lannigan. Fail Little, Fl-wood Ratcliffe and Fail Wooding.Score Club Wants JobRepresentatives of several campusorganizations were present at themeeting and were called upon forsuggestions and criticism. RussellPettit, representing Score club, reada petition from the club asking thatsome definite activity, such as Fresh¬man luncheons or the management ofan interscholastic tournament, hegiven to the organization. Pettit de¬clared that the club wished to takeupon itself some constructive workthat could he made a traditional dutyof Score club.Dorothy Husband, representing theFederation, asked the support of th *council in organizing a committee towatch over class dances and to see(Continued on page 3)Re-open EquitationClasses to WomenClasses in equitation for women be¬gan yesterday. It was originally an¬nounced that only sophomores wouldhe admitted to the classes, but assome of the women enrolled havebeen dropped because of delinquencyin Physical Culture credit, it is quitepossible that juniors and seniors mayalso he admitted, according to MajorMarr.It is necessary for women who wishto join the classes to have the con¬sent of Miss Dudley, director of Phys¬ical Education for women, and of thewomen’s medical examiner. A to¬tal of 20 women will he accepted inthe beginning classes and a total of30 in the advanced.The beginning classes will meetMonday, Tuesday, and Wednesday at2:30 and 3:30, and the advancedclasses Tuesday and Thursday at 4:30and Saturday at 10. J. Beach Cragun, for six years con¬ductor of the University band, hassent in his resignation from the Uni¬versity faculty in a long letter to thePresident’s office. He gives as hisreason for the action the small sup¬port and little encouragement givenhim in his endeavors to make theband a success. “Inasmuch as I feelI am not able to turn out a winningband under existing circumstances,”said Cragun, “I am asking that you(the University) accept my resigna¬tion as conductor of the same to takeeffect at the end of the spring quar¬ter, 1922.”Mr. Cragun asserted that the handwas not what it might be if given thesupport it deserves by the Universityofficials. He said that there are sev¬eral reasons for the failure of theband as representative of the insti¬tution: first, lack of support and in¬terest in the band by members of thefaculty; second, meager pay and largeexpenses of the conductor. He saidthat although lie received over $10 arehearsal from other organizationsthe University pays less than $4 andexpects its conductor to pay the lion’sshare of the expenses of keeping upthe unit.Band Must H ave FundsTo support the statement he arguesthat although the hand has grown insize the University appropriates atpresent the same small sum that itdid at the time of its organization.Instead of giving each member aboutone-fourth of his tuition, it now payslittle more than a tenth, he asserted.He points out that the appropriationof the University of $50 for the pur¬chasing of music was exceeded by thehand by over $200 last season.Mr. Cragun devotes the major por¬tion of his letter to suggesting rem¬edies for the condition of tho band,based on his experience in the capac¬ity of conductor. First, he says thatthe size of the hand he increased from(50 to 100 during the Autumn quarter;second, the band should receive alarger appropriation. “The hand mem¬bers are not mercenary; it is simplythat they feel that membership in theband should not entail sacrifice,”reads that portion of the letter.Salary Too SmallHe continues to say that at presentthe salary of $350, a year, is entirelyinadequate to secure a first rate con¬ductor for the band. A new and larg-(Continued on page 2)USHER CALL ISSUEDBY WOODING FOR SIXBLACKFRIAR SHOWSORCHESTRA MEETSThe Black friar orchestra will meetat 7:30 in Blaine 21 1.Head usher Earl Wooding yester¬day issued a call for men to act asushers at the performances of “Any¬body’s Girl,” 1922 Blackfriar produc¬tion, to be given on the evenings ofMay 5, 6, 12, 13, and afternoons ofMay (5 and 13, in Mandel hall. Ush¬ers must wear tuxedos at the even¬ing performances and white trouserswith dark coats at the matinees.Wooding may he reached within thenext week at the Sigma Nu house.Public ticket sale for all the per¬formances begins April 17 in Mandelcorridor with the box office open from10 to 3. Mail orders should he ad¬dressed to Box 285, Faculty Ex¬change.Pi Delta Bhi woman’s club wasgiven first choice in buying blocks oftickets, having drawn No. 1 in the(fraternity and club drawings Tues¬day.The Harpsichord dub will meet to¬day at 4:30 in Mitchell tower.2 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1922It’s the kind of loyaltythat’s ready to fight atthe drop of the hat. Onlyhigh and worthy thingsevoke such a feeling. Menhave something of thesame loyalty for theirfavorite cigarette, Mela¬chrino, “the one cigarettesold the world over.”Remember that Melachrino is a masterblend ofonly the fincstT urkishTobaccosas originated by Miltiades Melachrino.Egyptian cigarettes are simply thosethat originated in Egypt. But the to¬bacco is what you want to know about— and if it’s Melachrino — it’s rightcAielachrino"The One Cigarette Sold the World Over ”CONAN DOYLE ANDLEACOCK MAY TALKAT REYNOLDS CLUBSir A. Conan Doyle, the well knowndetective story writer and spiritual¬ist investigator, and Stephen Lea¬cock, humorist and professor of po¬litical economy at McGill university,have been invited to visit the Uni¬versity this spring as guests of theReynolds club, according to OttoStrohmeier, president of the organ¬ization.Conan Doyle is contemplating alecture tour of this country, which,if it materializes, will probably leadhim to Chicago. He is now lecturingin New York. Leacock is also plan¬ning a visit to Chicago, and it is al¬most certain that he can be persuad¬ed to spend a few days on the cam¬pus.Dean Robertson, Strohmeier said,has promised to use his influence tosecure the presence of these two menfor a day or two at least. It was de¬cided that the plan of having lecturesby these men would be far superiorto an extensive social program duringthe quarter.CRAGUN, BAND DIRECTOR FORSIX YEARS, RESIGNS HIS POST(Continued front Page 1)er band room should be provided, asum should be set aside for the re¬pair of old instruments and the re¬placing of worn out parts. A newcentral place in Stagg field should beprovided for the band during footballseason so that the greatest advantagebe accorded the teams and studentbody during the game.Instruments so poor as to be al¬most useless have handicapped themembers considerably. A remedycould be provided if the offer of theConn instrument Co. of Elkhart, Ind.,be accepted and the 100 pieces ofband instruments, worth at least$8,000, be accepted, according to theoffer, gratis.Agrees With SuggestionsIt is also suggested by the retir¬ing conductor that the band be turn¬ ed over to, and run under, the organ¬ization of the M. S. department as ad¬vocated by The Daily Maroon. ‘Tam sorry 1 was forced to resign be¬cause of the poor support the bandreceived under my direction,” said Mr.Cragun yesterday, ‘‘I hope that thenew director when appointed will re¬ceive* all the backing that 1 shouldhave got in the past.”Five Lectures on NewmanC. H. A. Wager of Oberlin collegewill give a series of five lectures onCardinal Newman, starting the weekof April 24. These were to be givenlast quarter, but had to be postponedon account of Mr. Wager’s illness.The place of the lectures will be an¬nounced later. Kappa Nu Pledges FourKappa Nu announces the pledgingof Martin Pokrass, Melvin Afremow,Irving Goldberg, and Phillip Mitchellof Chicago.Concert Tickets on SaleTickets for the three spring con¬certs of the Musical clubs are on saleat the Mandel box office between 12:30and 3, it was announced yesterday.Prices for the series range from $1to $2.Official Bulletin Out May 15Courses of instruction for next autumn quarter will be announced inthe Official bulletin for next month,which will be issued about May 15,according to the University informa¬tion office.The corn popped here is seasoned ON LAKE MICHIGANright.'Tis fresh and warm both day andnight.GOODRICH1333 EAST 57th STREETPopcorn, Peanuts, Home Made Candy,and Salted Nuts ‘For a day or for a year”Booklet on request15 3rd StreetCHICAGOBIG REDUCTIONS IN OUR PRICESOur 1 uncheons, dinners, sandwiches and ice cream sun¬daes will surprise you.THE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd Street“A HOMEY PLACE FOR UNIVERSITY FOLK."QJJjr Daily maroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DallyMaroon Company.Entered as second Hubs mail ut the Chi¬cago post office, Chicago, Illinois, March13. 1908, under 1 he act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Meiubar ofTlie Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL STAFFHerbert Kubel Managing EditorLennox Urey News EditorOlin Stansbury News EditorRichard Eliel Asst. News EditorMary Hayes Woman’s EditorArvid Lunde Athletics EditorJohn Gunther Literary EditorBartlett Cornmck Dramatic EditorHarry Bird Feature EditorJean Brand Day EditorRussell Carroll Day EditorRussell Pierce Day EditorRobert Poliak Day EditorLeonard Weil Associate EditorBUSINESS STAFFBurdette Ford Business ManagerJohn Holmes Advertising ManagerHoward Landau Advertising AssistantLeonard Soane Advertising AssistantFrank Linden ...Circulation ManagerArthur Cody ".Circulation AssistantHerman Kabakcr Circulation AssistantThursday, April 13, 1922 VOX POPMR. CRAGUN RESIGNSNow the news comes out that Mr.J. Beach Cragun, for six years con¬ductor of the University band, hashanded in his l’esignation to the Uni¬versity. Mr. Cragun’s reason for hisresignation is a good one. He be¬lieves that he is not able to turn outan efficient, representative musicalorganization with the little supportgiven him by University officials.We can not blame Mr. Cragun fordesiring to quit if the organization heis leader of is given such little cooper¬ation by the University and is there¬fore of a low calibre. Mr. Cragundoes not want to direct a paltry bandanymore than Mr. Stagg wants torepresent a weak football team.But Mr. Cragun is too good a manto lose. He is a very able leader andcould turn out as good a band as thereis in any other college, if he weregiven the proper support. And sothe University would be foolish toaccept Mr. Cragun’s resignation. In¬stead it should giant the hand morefinancial aid and let a definite depart¬ment, such as the Military Sciencedepartment, supervise it.HAIR YE!The annual Senior moustache raceis one of those juvenile interludeswhich help some students at the Uni¬versity forget the weary routine ofscholasticism for a space. It providesmaterial for some bald humor, espe¬cially in its early stages, and perhapsidentifies for some of the less widelyacquainted the few male members ofthe graduating class who participate.But it cannot, without grossly dis¬torting the term, be called a “tradi¬tion.” It is one of those things whichcollege students do because the worldand the city editors expect it of them,and we as a type are too kind heartedto disappoint anybody who seeks inour dull existence the spice of eccen¬tricity.CHANGE THE HOURSAccording to the regulations nowin force at Harper Ell, rserve booksdrawn before 11 must be returned by1, books drawn between 11 and 3, by4:”0, and books drawn for overnight,by 0:15 the next morning. To returnbooks at 1 often entails great incon¬venience, particularly on chapel days.When the student must return fromluncheon to a class at 1:30, it fre¬quently results in the wasting of ahalf hour. He is prevented fromdrawing out the same hook again forstudy until 20 minutes have elapsed.The 0:15 and 4:30 deadlines conformconveniently with class hours. Weshould suggest to the library author¬ities that the other hour be changedto 1:30, carrying this conformitythroughout. (In view of the tart that the communi¬cation column of The Hally Maroon Ismaintained as a clearing house for stud¬ent and faculty opinion, The Hally Maroonaccepts no responsibility for the sentimentstherein expressed. Communications arewelcomed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith, al¬though the name will not he publishedwithout the writer's consent.)To the Editor of The Daily Maroon:1 am sending for publication thefollowing correspondence. It will ex¬plain itself and comment should beneedless. I remainYours sincerely,F. J. Gurney, Asst. Recorder.March 29, 1922.“To the Recorder:“I was rather taken aback today bythe receipt of a notice which statedthat I had apparently breached oneof the University regulations. 1 hadnot believed that 1 had committedsuch a serious offense. Through avery natural oversight, I neglected topay a certain fine levied by the Li¬brary. Before receiving your noticeI had made amends for this by send¬ing the sum of to the Libarry asrequested and I believe this closes thematter to the satisfaction of all con¬cerned.“Yours very truly,“P. S.—Psychologically speaking,the wording of your notice was couch¬ed in such stringent terms that, had1 not already sent in the amount ofthe fine, l think I should have beentempted not to do so at all, just tosee what would happen.”April 14, 1922.“My dear M :“Your letter of March 29 concern¬ing the notice from the Recorder’s of¬fice of a library fine charged againstyou last quarter is at hand. I noticeespecially the postscript to your let¬ter. Concerning this matter let mesay:“(1) There may be a natural feel¬ing of resentment when one receivesnotice of a fine that has already beenpaid. The payment, however, wasmade after the notice was sent to youand you yourself admit having neg¬lected payment.“(2) The notice could hardly bocouched in less stringent terms andhave any meaning. It says: ‘The Uni¬versity Libraries report that you havefailed to respond to notices of delin¬quency in Library fines. The satis¬factory adjustment of this matterwith the University Libraries is a pre¬requisite to credit for courses now inprogress.’ Two previous notices sentby the Library had called forth noresponse.“(3) What would have happenedis simply this: that credit for thework of the Winter quarter wouldhave been withheld until the fine hadbeen paid. It is not the money fromfines that the Library is after, butthe prompt return of books, so thatother studens may use them. Mani¬festly a student ought not to deprivehis fellows of he use of hooks towhich one has as much right as an¬other. It is often necessary to bringpressure to bear in order to overcomethe carelessness or the deliberate un¬fairness—to say nothing stronger—of not a few students.“(4) If you were a clerk in theLibrary or in this office and could seethe vast amount of labor, whichshould he needless, and the incon¬venience to your fellow students,caused by delinquencies of this sort,I am sure that you would see thiswhole matter in a different light.“I remain“Yours sincerely,“F. J. Gurney, Asst. Recorder.”HARRIMAN, SECOND MAROONLECTURER, SPEAKS TOMORROW(Continued from Page 1)announced. Because of the largenumber wishing to hear Prof. Linn,Mandel hall has been secured for hislecture.HARPER’S COMINGBACKRemember when everybody wento Harper? They’re starting againCollege NightFRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1922THE MIAMI SEXTETTEEvery Tenth CoupleAdmitted as GuestsTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1922 3FRAGMENTSSeniors with one quarter to go des¬perate over sequences and conse¬quences. * * * Parents asking aboutgrades. * * * Aspirants for socialhonors buying tweed suits. * * *Moochers who never bought a cigar¬ette jubilating over the cut in Camels.* * * Would-be literati reading theBookman for lines. * * * Conscien¬tious objectors to chapel reading Car¬lyle and Newman. * * * College stud¬ents visiting the College Inn. * * *Hardened first-nighters buying Black-friar tickets. * * * Promising youngmen going to Europe for the summer.* * * S. A. T. C. left-overs demand¬ing a soldiers’ bonus. * * * High-school sight-seers. * * * Shot-putters.* * * M. S. lieutenants. * * * Earth¬worms. * * * Course books. * * *Deans.ANOTHER IDOL FALLEN“Is your car still running?” some¬body asked Frank Linden.“It never was,” replied the austereLennox.THE CAMPUS IN SONG"Virginia Blues.”“Stealing.”“After the Rain.”“She’s a Mean Job.”“Pick Me Up.”“They Call it Dancing.”BIG TIME STUFF(Purdue Exponent, as glimmed byYe Ed.)The Cubs, Chicago’s NationalLeague team, stopped ofF at Lafay¬ette for an hour and half yesterdaymorning. They arrived from KansasCity where they played the AmericanAssociation team on Sunday and wereenroute to Indianapolis to play a ser¬ies with that team. Two sleeperscarrying the players were switchedfrom the Wabash train to the BigFour at the station here. The play¬ers arrived here at G:15 a. m. andleft at 7:45 a. m.THE A Capella choir, our frenziedreporter writes, will sing a Christmascarol entitled “Merry Yaletide.” Noend to this Old Eli propaganda.SURELY no one could have hadoccasion to complain at the lack ofjest in yesterday’s Maroon, despitethe absence of this column. The fra¬ternity pledge notice, appearing un¬der the “Patronize Our Advertisers”head, led otr, with second choice go¬ing to John Gunther’s apologetic ar¬raignment of “Dancers in the Dark.’The announcement of the final heartand lung examination for women has,let us hope, been called to your atten¬tion.URBANA FURORES(The perennial lllini)“Engineering societies entertain :.iJoint Dance.”We thought those things had large¬ly passed out.Prof. Merriam: “The Declarationof Independence says ‘all men are cre¬ated equal.’ Since the colonists hadslaves, why didn’t they say ‘somemen’ ?”Chuck Linebarger: “Well, theythought if they said ‘all men’ it wouldinclude a larger group.”AND NOW the Rap and Pound isofT for the printers’.“REALLY, 1 must be going,” hesaid late that evening. “Will youdrive me home?”“I’d like to,” she replied sweetly.Birdie.Raise $600 ForSettlement BenefitThe Blackfriar orchestra gave ajoint program with the Orchestra andGlee club of University high school•Tuesday night in Mandel hall for thebenefit of the University Settlement.More than six hundred dollars wascleared.The chief number on the programwas a cantata, “The Rose Maiden,”by Cowen, with four professionalsingers in the solo parts. The can¬tata was given under the direction ofJ. Beach Cragun.The soloists were Allen Ray Car¬penter, a well known tenor, and threeof his pupils; E. Arthur Schlamp, bar¬itone, Mrs. W. F. Kyle, soprano, andMyrtle E. Nelson, contralto. P. C. Dept. BanquetsGolf Team AspirantsA banquet given last night by thePhysical Culture and Athletics de¬partment for the Varsity and theFreshman golfers marked the begin¬ning of the golf activities on the Mid¬way for the coming season. Speech¬es were given by Coach Stagg, andby Captain George Hartman in whichthe plans for the coming season werediscussed, and the material for theteam reviewed.Mr. Stagg has been trying to havegolf added to the list of recognizedsports for some time, but he has justbeen successful. All of the confer¬ence colleges are now actively inter¬ested however, and the Maroons havealready scheduled several dual meetswith other teams. The Maroons willgo to Madison to meet the BadgersMay 13, and Michigan comes to Chi¬cago on May 29. Dates with North¬western for May 6 and with Illinoisfor May 20 are tentative. Ohio Stateand Purdue will also probably beplayed some time in June. The con¬ference tourney to be held June 17will be played either at MidlothianCountry club or at Olympia fields.In his speech, Mr. Stagg intimatedthat he might be able to get a coursefor the teams to practice upon. Thiswill be a great help, as it will notonly give the men a place to play, butit will give them an opportunity topractice shots not required on thepublic courses. Golf is to be placedupon the same basis as other sportsin its requirements, and “C’s” may beawarded.COUNCIL WILL FILL SENIORVACANCY AT NOON MEETTODAY(Continued from rage 1)that attendance was limited to mem¬bers pf the class for which the affairwas intended.Discuss Circus ProfitsKenneth Gordon, president of theCouncil, read a letter from the as¬sisting auditor of the University sug¬gesting that the $1800 profit fromlast year’s circus be donated to theSettlement which has a present de¬ficit of about that amount. Anothersuggestion for the disposal of themoney was the financing cf a publi¬cation to be sent out to various highschool students as an inducement tothe best prep students to come to thisUniversity.The two suggestions were closelydiscussed but no definite decision wasmade. If the idea of a Universitybook should be adopted, the Alumnicouncil would edit the book and prob¬ably help in financing it.The body also discussed the advis¬ability of having an undergraduatecircus this year. Council membersseemed of the opinion that unless thestudent body is solidly behind the pro¬ject, it cannot succeed. The possibil¬ity of working the circus in with thetrack interscholastic was discussedand further action on the plan wasdeferred until the opinion of CoachStagg could be learned.Y. M. Stages All-University Chess MeetAn all-University chess tourna¬ment is being staged under the aus¬pices of the Y. M. C. A. in the latter’srooms in Ellis for the purpose of se¬lecting players for membership in aChess club to represent the Univers¬ity in inter-Collegiate tournaments,Twenty-two players have entered andthe games are being played ofF rap¬idly.A selection committee will comparescores and nominate the members ofthe new club. It is hoped that gamescan be arranged with Wisconsin’steam and probably with some of theeastern universities. Harvard, Yale,Princeton and Columbia have teamswhich carry on tournaments, and Chi¬cago is expected to make a good show¬ing with the present show of enthus¬iasm in the game.Patronize Our AdvertisersUniversity Students Receive CourteousAttention atTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCorner Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTelephone Hyde Park 761 TWENTIETH ANNUAL HIRSUTEFANTASTIC BEGINS TODAYAT 12(Continued from page 1)cided to extend their drive for pay¬ment of class dues. “When membersof the class get into the spirit of thething, I am sure that they will comethrough 100 per cent,” is the convic¬tion of Treasurer Earl Wooding.The dues are five dollars, three olwhich will go toward buying the an¬nual Senior gift to the University,one for a year’s subscription to theAlumni magazine, and one to pay forclass function. Dues are payable atthe Bookstore, by check or money or¬der to Wooding, care of the FacultyExchange, or to any of the personslisted below: Brower Hall, HarryHargreaves, Alfred Brickman, SolLitt, Dudley Jessop, Carl Seyfarth,Charles Redmon, Earl Little, VoriesFisher, Roger Sherman, William Mc¬Whorter, Harry Bird, William Rum-iner, Luther Tatge, James Clare,Robert Maxon, Ruel Churchill, Rob¬ert Adler, Malcolm McQuaig, MayoAndelson, Mary Hayes, NatalieGreensfelder, Ruth Miller, Ann Lor-enzen, Catherine Tunison, Betty Fish¬er, and Josephine Parker.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—University men for sum¬mer work. Guarantee of $42.00 perweek. Refined work. Address BoxA, care of The Daily Maroon Of¬fice.LOST—Gold fountain pen with ini¬tials A. R. Phone H. P. 5681. Lib¬eral reward. SPECIAL EXAMINATIONSThe quarterly special examinationsfor the making up of deficiencies willbe held Saturday, April 29, at 9. Stud¬ents who wish to take such examina¬tions should file application at theBureau of Records not later thanApril 15, using the notice already sentby the Recorder.F. J. GURNEY, Asst. Recorder.WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?We can teach you. Special ratesfor April. 5 lessons for $5.00.MARY KIEFER STUDIO6512 Cottage Grove Ave.Fairfax 0999. Your best bet — MaroonClassified Ads bring results.Try one today!COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 33 th and Ellis Ave.NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under Construction U. OF C. WOMENTravel in Europe this Summer with a special party ofUniversity Women. Chaperoned by Miss Ann ElizabethTaylor, of the Y. W. C. A.The T. and S. Tours Co.103 West Jackson Blvd.Woodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD STUnder State and National SupervisionMONROE CAFE3313 Kenwood Ave.A New and Exclusive DiningRoomAMII) “HOMEY” SURROUNDINGSUnder AMERICAN MANAGEMENTCLUB LUNCHEON, 33c1 I to 2 dailyEVENING DINNER, 30c3 to 8 dailyCommutation 1 ickets$3.23 for $3 00Dancing at the request of asmall party any night, 8 to 12.Special Attention to Dinner PartiespRAiNX BrOTJ TERSFifth Avenue Boot Shopr.car 40lll Gtrocl, New YcrlkM ASTER-MADE FOOTW EARChicago Exhibit ShopPeoples Trust & Sav. Bank Bldg. WANTED25 LIVE COLLEGE MEN FOR SUMMERVACATION WORKDrawing Account andCommissionTraveling for high-grade Children’s Magazine withUnique Christmas offer. Call atStandard Oil Bldg., 910 S. Michigan Ave., Room 913,Wed., Thurs., Fri., between 4 and 8 P. M.READ-it h J! :: Hit tt >: « it it it h h it it « n « « « « « H a'w 5! it.it a. it it »;K!Hi«;«!«)«;>< it a it it it n :: a :: :: na)(j::::c«h],K,>•HiKHi)!Hh;HHiHiH]HiK>:Hi5!)titHHItJtHHititH2 LITERARY LEADERSBy John GuntherDRAMATIC REVIEWSBy Bartlett CormackCONCERT CRITICISMSBy Ernest Bloomfield ZeislerBirdie’s WHISTLEin addition to the regular news everyTuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Fridayin THE DAILY MAROONBE SURE OF YOUR COPY!SUBSCRIBE TODAY!jMSBlailMlMWIMMWtWMBliMi siIBMhiJ*) k, h1 hi kIXI.ki 8BH8B0MBl?ffilSlW81J<)!8HBESW]!SR)iSlSBHffiDB)IS4 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1922MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYA Dainty Blouseat $3.95A soft, white dimity Blouse is an especiallygood value at this price and is one youwill like because it has the divided roundcollar that is so nice to wear with slip-onsweaters. The collar and cuffs are finishedwith a narrow hand-crocheted picot.This is only one of many good valuesto be found in our Blouse Section.Women’s Blouses, Sixth Floor, Middle, StateAll Colored WoolSweaters, $5Even though the price is so low you willfind that these Sweaters are a lovelyquality of soft wool,knitted with a simplestitch, and showing both round and Vnecks. All the colors you want to go withdifferent sports clothes are represented,including white.A Heather MixtureDrop'Stitch Sweater, $6.75Made of mohair wool, in many prettySpring colors, an excellent value at $6.75.Sports Apparel, Sixth Floor, South, StateSeparate S\irtsat $6.75Separate Skirts of tweed and homespunin the wrap models,are finished with twoattractive buttons. There are a numberof colors—dull blue stripes on a tan back¬ground, or plain blue, tan, rose or grey.Misses’ Skirts, Sixth Floor, Middle, Wabash Stockings to MatchTweed Suits, $1.95Besides being very smart indeed, in manyof the colors to match the new tweeds,these Stockings are an unusual qualityboth for wear and for price. They aremade of silk and lisle in camel's hair,grey, green, periwinkle, brown, black andwhite, and navy and black.Hosiery, First Floor, North, State©A j\lew Vanityfor Easter, $3.50If the bag or purse you have been carry¬ing doesn't seem quite the thing to gowith your new Easter clothes, be sureto see these new little Vanities of rose,blue or tan shiny leather, with the dain¬tiest of linings and fittings. You'll wonderthey can be so charming for their price.First Floor, MiJJIt-, Wabash©Fabric Gloves KeptFresh and CleanThey are of such excellent fabric that,even with repeated washings, theseGloves keep their shape and eglor. TheGauntlet strap is priced $1; 12-buttonlength Mousquctaire, $1.50.First Floor, South, State©Poc\cts How FlaimtRound HandkerchiefsQuite the vogue in Handkerchiefs noware bits of colored linen, round in shapewith net footing whipped on by hand.They are altogether charming and comein numerable combinations of colors orof white with colors. $1.50.First Floor, Middle, StateA Delightful PerfumeIs Priced $1.50Three little gourds in a festive boxholding an enchanting fragrance, LaGourde du Poetc, would make a verydesirable Easter gift. Available in vari¬ous odors.First Floor, North, State©Oxfords for Campusor Sports Wear, $8.50A sturdy Oxford and at the same timeextremely smart in appearance is avail¬able in tan or black calf at this reason¬able price.At the Same PriceA one-strap patent leather Pump, suit¬able for afternoon wear.Fourth Floor, South, State©Hand'ivoven CanadianHomespunThis is the material for which everyoneis looking, for the smartest of sportsclothes. It is woven on hand looms bythe French peasants around Quebec andhas that wonderful texture seen only inhand-made fabrics. It comes in all lovelycolors and white, with many noveltychecks and plaids. Yard, $4.50.Wool Fabrics, Second Floor, South, State Top Coats and Tweed SuitsSpecial, $29.50You know how much Tweed Suits are talked of this Spring; but didyou know that you could get one for so low a price? The box coatof this Suit may he worn with or without the belt. You will delightin its exquisite tailoring and radium silk lining. $29.50.The Top Coat is of soft wool, with smart leather buttons. It has adecided jauntiness that makes it so trim for college — or almost anyother time, for that matter. $29.50.Misses’Coats and Suits, Sixth Floor, Middle, WahashFelt Hats Are Smartfor the CampusPrices Range from $4.50 to $5.00You can now wear a Felt Hat almost every hour in the day and feelsmartly covered.There is the “Springtime," a smooth Felt; “Blossom-Time," a scratchFelt; the rolling-brimmed “Sheik"—aren’t the names fascinating?— andmany other becoming shapes. They are in every color you want. *The very popular “Piping Rock" Felt is here, too, priced, $3.25.Millinery, Fifth Floor, Middle, State