©atlp jttaroonVol. 20. No. 88. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1922 Price 5 CentsPRELIMS FOR BIGTEN SWIM MEETIN TANK TONIGHTStars of Conference Teams toCompete in QualifyingEvents HereFI N A LSIN BARTLETTTOM OllROWThe big splash of the year in BigTen swimming starts tonight at 8 inthe Bartlett tank when the prelimi¬naries of the Conference meet are runofT. Fast year the Maroon natatorsromped home with the Big Ten swim¬ming title after a hot fight for thehonors. This season's championshipwill be an even harder one to win,for several teams in the conferenceare of high class.Chicago, Illinois, Minnesota, North¬western and Wisconsin stack up thebest, and will stage a merry fight forthe places in tonight’s preliminaries.The men who will compete in thefinals tomorrow will be those who sur¬vive tonight’s events.Maroons Have flood ChanceCoach White of the Varsity swim¬mers will enter the same men in thepreliminaries that have been repre¬senting the Maroons in the variousdual meets this year. Capt. Blinks isthe big Varsity ace, and is sure toqualify in tin* 40, 100, and 220 yardswims, besides helping the relay teamget into the finals. .Van Deventer will be the other Ma¬roon entry in the 40 while Gleason andNightengale will accompany t apt.Blinks in the 100 and 220 respectively.Van Deventer. Gleason, and Miriamwill swim with Capt Blinks on theVarsity relay team.Hedccn and Hall to FlangeHedton and Hall will be the Maroonentrants in the plunge event, anilboth may qualify. Hedccn has beendoing the most consistent work dur¬ing the season and stands a goodchance t:> gather some points for tin*Maroons in the finals.In the breast stroke event Lyons andMueller will compete, with the for¬mer standing the best chance to qualify and place. In the hack strokeWhite and Ivy will represent the Var¬sity, while Byler will easily qualify inthe fancy diving.Fast Times ExpectedSome fast times are expected in thevarious events tonight, for althoughthe races will only be preliminaries,the men will be going at top speedin order to qualify for the finals to¬morrow night.Blinks will buck up against someclassy competition in all of his races.Bennett and Lamholey of the Badgers,Wheeler of the Illini. I’aver and Childsof Northwestern, and Gow of the Go¬phers are all clever crawl artists, andthese men will make Blinks extend(Continued on Page 2) “Satisfaction Assured”New PhoenixSloganTrue to its tradition to appear uponthe third Thursday of every monththe Phoenix will arrive upon the cam¬pus today clad in the beautiful springarray of the Examination Number.As examination week occurs only oncea quarter the Phoenix staff feels thatit is indeed an occasion to be cele¬brated.According to Locke Douglas, everystudent who arms himself with a copyof this highly intellectual number canbe assured of passing his courses withan A grade. Accident insurance hasbeen taken out upon this number guar¬anteeing that all those who invest ina copy and fail to receive satisfactorygrades will be compensated by re¬ceipt of an Eskimo Pie. This may hetaken to the dean and exchanged forcredit.HAPGOOD DESCRIBES“LABOR DEMOCRACY”AT LIBERAL MEETINGAt a meeting of the Liberal club,yesterday, William Hapgood, founderand president of the Columbia Con¬servative Co. of Indianapolis, claimedhe had found the ideal solution to thelabor problems in letting the laborersdeal with the conditions themselves.He outlined his plan, gave a summaryof the difficulties involved and told ofthe solutions.11 is organization is now under thecontrol of an executive council. Itis composed of all employees, irre¬spective of the length of service, whohave been interested enough to attendeight meetings of the council. 1 heworking hours in the factories con¬trolled by the company were first dealtwith. They now vary with the amountof work necessary for the completionof the job. Wages have been doneaway with. Salaries are now paid tofaithful employees no matter whattheir assignment is. The plan hasbeen in operation for five years andaccording to Mr.* Hapgood has beena complete success.All departments of the organizationare now under the direct control ofthe council which directs financial,sales, and production matters. ALUMNI ORGANIZETENTATIVE PLANSFOR ANNUAL SINGMarch Number of MonthlyMagazine Appears; ManyFeaturesTentative plans for the eleventhannual Interfraternity Sing, which isto he held in connection with theAlumni reunion in Juno, are alreadyunder way, according to a statementby Adolphe Pierrot, secretary of theAlumni council. Other activities ofthe old graduates as reported in thelatest issue of the alumni magazinewhich appeared yesterday, includeseveral class dinners and reunions.Details of the inter-Greek Sing havenot yet heerr worked out, but theAlumni councn is planning to managethe affair along the same lines as In.-Lyear’s, which was a notable success.The gala street dance along Univer¬sity Ave., between 57th and 58thstreets will he duplicated this year,but will be held on a different dayfrom that of the sing.Hold Sing in CourtThe singing will be given, as pre¬viously, in Hutchinson court. Coloredlights will play upon the fountain, anda shaft of light will illuminate thecenter of the court where each frater¬nity in turn sings its traditional songs.The Alumni magazine is the meansof keeping the graduates in touchwith the life of the campus and willgive its utmost support to the Junereunion. Yesterday’s issue, in pursu¬ance of this policy, contains manythings of interest to Chicago men whohave not seen the campus for a longtime.“The University of Chicago Maga¬zine” contains as a frontispiece thearchitect’s sketch of the new Quad¬rangle club as it will appear whencompleted. A digest of the annualreport of President Harry Pratt Jud-son, and a review of the athleticand social news of the quadranglesare contained in succeeding pages.Letters from well known alumni arelikewise included.The Physics club meets today at4:30 in Ryerson 32. Mr. F. G. Tuckerwill speak on “Photoelectric Measure¬ments with Very Soft X-Rays.” COUNCIL TALKS OFREVISING ELECTIONRULES AT MEETINGUndergraduate Body ConsiderReadoption of PluralitySystem PREMIER FRIAR CONCERTTONIGHT AT 8 IN MANDEDISCUSS POSSIBILITY OF CIRCUSRevision of the existing electionrules drew the center of discussion atthe last meeting of the UndergraduateCouncil Tuesday. More than half ofthe time was spent in the presenta¬tion of arguments for and against theplurality system which was in effectat the University until a few yearsago.The discussion arose directly fol¬lowing the February elections and wasbrought to a head at Tuesday’s meet¬ing. A committee was appointed toconfer on the question over vacationand to report at the first meeting nextquarter. It is possible that a return(Continued on Page 2)BULLETINVIr. Franc janitor of the TheologicalSeminary, 58th and University Ave.,while cleaning windows yesterdaylost his balance and fell from the sec¬ond story, landing on the cement side¬walk and sustaining a concussion ofthe brain in addition to possible inter¬nal injuries. The accident took placeearly last evening.Passing students who saw the fallcarried him into the building. Hr Mo-lander was summoned from the gym¬nasium and a hasty examination re¬vealed severe head injuries with apossibility of a fracture. An ambu¬lance was called and he was taken tothe Washington Park hospital wherehis recovery remains a matter ofdoubt. First Campus Appearance of New Student Orches¬tra; Program Includes Numbers by GleeClub and University BandDramatic Club Plans , Facult>: ™ermhers-. students, and-jl ^ . . alumni of the University will have anPlay Competition | opportunity to hear, for the first time,P'qj. SnririP- I tbe new University Blaekfriars or-** ® | ehestra at its initial concert tonightr„, ! . . i in Mandel hall. The musicians ap-Three one act plays to be written pearing at the Friar premiere are allby students will constitute the Uni-1 undergraduates who will be presentversity Dramatic clubs program for,for the overtures and choruses ofthe spring quarter. 1 he selection of j “Anybody’s Girl ”plays will be determined by a con-( The i(iea for an an_campus orches.test in which all students will be eh-1 tra wag originated by Allen Holloway,gib e to submit plays. I he three best abbot of the 0rderi late in the au_\ull be presented late in the quarter. +umn quarter of 1921. In previousIaiticulais of the contest may be ob-j years the professional orchestras,tamed on application to Vories Fisher, | b lC(j froni 0ff the quadrangles, gavepresident of the club. no opportunity for students to playAlthough final returns on “Three i for the Friar shows< The plan for aLVe, GI?osts bave not yet been com-1 student orchestra came as the resultpiled, it was announced yesterday \ of action on the part of the Board ofthat in spite of the unusually hea\y Superiors to make the present Black-royalties which the club was forced frjar production exclusively a studentto pay for permission to use the play,; sbowa considerable profit was realized from j ‘ (;lee CIuh and Hand Appear,its production. j r|’be concert tonight will be givenA regular meeting of the club will jn conjunction with the Glee club amibe held today at-4:30 in Cobb 12A. As (be University band under the leader-the admission of several of the a:-so- sbjp Df j. Beach Cragun. The pro-ciate members to full membership | gram will include classical as wellwill he voted on, President F isher i as popu]ar music. The orchestra willrequests all members to be present. play a medley of Blackfriar songsfrom “The Machinations of Max” of! last year.STUNT SHOW FORWOMEN SWIMMERS TOBE HELD MONDAYJunior Women CopBasket ChampionshipJunior college firmly clinched thewomen’s basketball championship bydefeating the Senior college team 22-21 in a hotly contested game closingthe series. Brilliant passing and clev¬er guarding on the part of both teamsmarked the game.Seniors had the lead most of thetime hut a spurt on the part of theJuniors in the last minute of thegame won them the final victory.The lineup was: Bissell, Katz, Mc¬Laughlin. Pfeiffer, Byrne and Christ-eson for the Seniors and E. Wells,Koch, H. Wells, Barrett, Swett, andHammerstrom for the Juniors. SHOOTING OF GUBBINSBREAKS OTHERWISEDREARY AFTERNOONProminent Campus LightSaves Daily Maroonfrom Disgrace‘Twas a busy flay in the office ofThe Daily Maroon. Seven editors, twoassistant editors and three second as¬sistant editors sat around the bigdesk in the Ellis sanctum gazing intoa copy basket, a receptacle as emptyas Harper Reading room on Sundayafternoon. Big tears rolled down thecheeks of the editorial staff. Therewas no news.“If a University without a historyis a happy institution, this hole isParadise,” sobbed the news editor ashe gazed at the barren make-up sheet.“Drop a cigarette in the waste-bas¬ket.”“Send a reporter out to shoot someprominent professor.”“Move the Canal street blaze outto the Midway.”‘Got Cody to heave a brick throughthe Press building windows.”The CatastropheVarious equally witty suggestionspoured into the ears of the disgruntledstaff from office loafers, notable amongwhom were Vories Fisher .and MiltEpstein. The world seemed to heunited in a grin at the picture of anewspaper without news. What wasto be done? The Daily Maroon wasfacing disgrace. Rubel sat in stonysilence. Stansbury held a loadedSmith and Wesson at his temple readyto fire. Grey’s hair was silvery white.Suddenly a reporter burst into theroom.(Continued on Page 3) “The Student orchestra has beenpracticing two nights a week for thelast two months,” said Abbot Hollo¬way yesterday. “We feel that Black-, friars has achieved a success in itsWomen of Swimming Classes new musical organization, and wetherefore want to give the campus anAsked to Fake Partin Events opportunity to hear the orchestraplay. The University has wanted areal orchestra for a long time. TheSwimming activities come to a n,ew Friar organization has furnishedsplashing finale with the stunt party thls- U ,s u»> to ^udenta and alumniplanned for Monday at 4. All mem- n°w to come out and judge the or-bers of any swimming classes are eli- ch^tra NV01'}h>' of Anybody s Curl,gihle to participate. As most of the , rhf,re W,U b<-‘ n« admission chargeevents are merely comical, and require ^or *bt‘ concort- piogiam w?no practice or special skill in swim- start P^ptly at 8. *"<• wl11 not bemer can take part in at least one of long duration it was announced.event Give Tonight’s ProgramPractically all the members of the, The concert Program follows:Junior and Senior college teams and Glee ClubI’m A-Longin’ Fo’ You.... HathawaySerenade Haydnocvciai nui jiunc •''tuiiwhave been arranged for, but these will 'jlPsy John G ayswimming classes will appear on theprogram. Several surprise stuntsub race, crew races, Will O’ the Suite “Atlantis” SafranekVisp, middy race, candle race, and I Morning Hymn of Praise, 2. Gove SoncDAILY PROGRAMTODAYConcert by the Blackfriar orcheo-tra and Glee club, 8, Leon Mandelhall. Admission free.TomorrowPublic Lecture, “The Constitutionof Matter”, Prof. Lorentz Ryerson 32. ifcmain a secrefl until the “Show.Other events are to be as followstubWumbrella race.Dinner Follows ProgramFollowing the program will be theSwimming party dinner in the SunParlors of Ida Noyes at 6. All womeninterested in swimming have beenasked to attend. Tickets may be pro-1cured from Mary Hess Sophie Stam-jphe or any other member of college iswimming teams. The price is fifty ( *cents. Numerals will he awarded to,the Junior and Senior college swim- BandOverture, “Radmond” ThomasLove Song3. Destruction AtlantisOrchestraTorok Magyar, HungarianMarch ReederSymphony Number One.Beethoven•a. Minuetb. FinaleKamenoi Ostrow RubensteinMedley of Blackfriar’s Songs.Tells About Musical NumbersMaurice Cope, student manager ofthe orchestra, gave a resume of the2.mers.Women Requested to Report i Pr°£ram.Any student of the University will j (Continued on page 3)be granted admittance to the “Stunt jShow”. All women interested in being! r,I ASSFS OF ’Q7 ’O?in the program hove been requested *to meet at 1 in Miss Thompson’s of-(Continued on Pane 4) AND ’07 LAY PLANSFOR LARGE REUNIONRoll Semi-Finals inPin Tourney TonightSemi-finfials in the interfraternityhowling tournament will be rolled onthe Reynolds cub alleys tonight andtomorrow afternoon. The finals inwhich the winners of tonight, and to¬morrow will compete, will he bowledMonday afternoon at 3. Four gameswill comprise the finals, the total num-ber of pins scored determining thewinner. Unless five men are presenton each team at the appointed time,the game will be forfeited.Tonight’s game is between A T O’snnd the Phi Kaps, and will be rolledpromptly at 7. Fsi U will roll againstPhi Delta Theta tomorrow at 3. An outline of plans for class re¬unions to take place here in Juneis presented in this month’s AlumniMagazine. Three classes, ’97, ’02, and’07, have already decided to observe,respectively, their twenty-fifth, twen¬tieth, and fifteenth anniversaries,while efforts are to be made to havea general reunion of the alumni.The class of ’97, which containsmany of the members of the “Recon¬struction Shanty Group,” will assistin initiating the members of the classof ’02 into the same organization.This group seems to he a graduatecluh within the alumni association,with the purpose of bringing hack tothe quadrangles the old feeling offellowship that centered about the“Shanty”.KI THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1922alu’ Daily iflariuutTli** Student Newspaper ofI niversity of Chicago thel‘ul>llr*b<'il luoriiiiurs. exrept Sat ttriliiy, Sun¬day miii Monday during ih<“ Autumn,Winter nud Spring «|Uiirter8 by The DailyMarniu t'onipany.Km it • <1 ns sfioiitl < lass mail at the Chi-(•HU,. p 'Si offire. t’liicago, Illinois, Mart'llIS. ua»u. under the art of March 3, 1S73.Offices Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800The VI Member of»trm Conference I*reus AssociationHerbertl.CUIUlXRich a rd KditorEditorKill! orKlHTOItlAl. STATEK libel MuiuikIukUrey NewsKlid Asst. NewsMary Hayes Woman's Editor IArvid I.unde Athletics KditorHartlcU t'lirninck Dramatic Kditor jHarry liird Feature Kditori c .Hard Weil Associate Kditor ASCHER’SFROLIC THEATRE55th St. and Ellis Ave.CHARLES RAYRequests the Pleasure ofYour Presence at His SpecialLaughing Party.I hursday, March 16, 1922.THE BLACK FRIAR CONCERTBlack friars are doing things in newways this year. The present manage¬ment is showing that it is not the1Ica.-t bit superstitious. Even the goodold alliterative titles have been dis-1carded.Their latest adventure into therealm of doubt is the organization of;a 1 diversity orchestra to take theplace of professional musicians. Agieat many other men's dramatic as¬sociations have their own orchestras,and so why shouldn’t the Friars? Forplaying in the orchestra one year,Blackfriars offered the incentive ofng taken in the Order. And whenthe first call was issued for campusmusical talent, forty enthusiasts re-ponded.Since that time the orchestra hasbeen practicing faithfully in an elfoi"to prove a success for “Anybody’sOirl.” And tonight the Black friarmusicians are giving an open concert■ Mandel to show the campus theirwo i th.Everyone has been asked to attend ( i R. S. V. P.Directed byCHARLES RAYSpecial Matinee Daily ions. The headline due to a typo¬graphical error, printed W. E. Doddinstead of W. F. Dodd as the subjectof its article. The latter is a formerprofessor of Political Science of theUniversity and is now a prominentlawyer and politician.IOWA MEN GIVEN HITON CLOTHES BY DAILYThe Daily Iowan,, University ofIowa publication concluding that criti¬cism of the fashions and fancies ofwomen at the University of Iowa has proven one of the most fascinatingof eports since time immemorial, takesa poke at the idiosyncrasies of themale specie in a recent article.It is time to call a halt ,accordingto the article when those who do thecriticising wear trousers that resemblethe ancient hallrnm togas, wear leath¬er jerkins to the hall room and Brill-iantine to the classrooms. Other dis¬crepancies in the fashions of men aremisplaced eyebrows, shaggy locks,chestnuts on the coats for bluttons,greasy caps, elastic bands for collarsand others too numerous to mention.onight’s concert and liis ap¬proval or disapproval of the newFriars’ venture. There is no doubtthat the Order is in the right trackthis year by keeping away from hiredtalent. Now it’s up to the campus!to co-operate in this sound plan by ■turning out to test the concert tonight.:YOU HAVE TO FIT“Educaion helps you to fit in.”To the employment secretary of alarge drygods store this statementi.~ attributed. Never were words moretrue, for to make one “fit in” is oneof the greatest results of a successfuleducation. If one is not trained toadjust himself rapidly, his educationhas been unsuccessful.The world is full of those who donot “fit.” The number of “failures”in life is larger than the number of“successes.” They are seen in the of¬fice, in the shop, on the farm, in theschools. They belong to the greatclass of misplaced mortals who gosooner or later into the ranks of thedown-and-out.To “fit,” one must have a well-rounded education This must not beconsidered only in its relation to aca¬demic work. It means also that thestudent must branch out into collegeactivities, read the current papersand magazines, study the trend of thetimes, and participate as far a- pos-s 1 !e in the march of events.The student who goes throughfchool neglecting the social side ofcollege life has not obtained an educa¬tion. He must learn to meet peoplewith an absolute lack of self-con-sc'ousress. He mu-t feel at ease inthe presence* of his superiors, equals,and inferiors. He must acquire aself-reliance that makes him at homeanywhere. Only then will he* be “fit.”—Ohio State Lantern. Blinks Must Win ThreeIf the Maroons expect to capturethe Big Ten title for the second timein two years, Capt. Ed Blinks mustwin all three of his races, and theother entrants must gather some ex¬tra points in addition. 1 he relay teamtarn s a good chance to cop, and ifByler can come through with a winin the fancy diving, the Maroonsshould take the meet. Several otherVarsity men should break into thepoint winning column also.COUNCIL I ALKS OF R K \ ISiN,.ELECTION RULES AT MEETING(Continued from page ’>)will he made to the old plurality sys¬tem.Consider 1(122 CircusThe attention of the meeting thenturned to the University Circus. Anextended discussion was held over thequestion of whether a circus such asthe one held last year should he pro¬duced this year or not. Sentimentseemed to favor the holding of a cir¬cus hut the opinion was expressed thatit should he held in connection withthe Interscholastic instead of in con¬nection with the Alumni reunion.The circus staged last year camethe week before examinations and co¬incided with the plans of the annualAlumni conclave. Whether diverseactivities of undergraduates as latein the year as that is best is ques'-tioned and it is expected that in casea circus is held this Sitting that thedate will he far away enough beforeexams so as not to detract front schol¬astic pursuits.May Hold Special MeetingThe election of an Interscholastichead was deferred until a later date.It is possible that a special meetingwill he held either today or tomorrow.In case such procedure is not followed,the appointment will he made at thefirst meeting of next quarter. A revival of the “Keep Off theGrass” movement was also advocatedby the Council. f CTheOne Hundred Dollarsoffered by tiie John Hancock Mutual LifeInsurance Company of Boston lor the bestanswer to Mr. Edison’s question, “WhoWas John Hancock?” has been aw arded toLeonV.Quiulcv,astudentat the Worcester(M ass.) Polytcchniclnstitute. 1 hisanswer,giving a correct, concise and comprehen¬sive statement of the position occupied byJohn Hancock in American history, isprinted below in full.Explain Error inEvening NewspaperA mistaken impression that Prof.'William E. Dodd of the History do- :pailmer.t oi tlu* University has on-iten d the turmoil of state and muni- jcipal politics was cieated in the minds 1■ any students who read the issueof the Chicago Evening American I’oi 1March 11.This issue at nounced in a headline :that Prof. \\. K. Dodd endorsed tlic:Small-Thompson plan for people’sow nership, and in a long article re-1lated his politics experiences and opin- ION LAKE MICHIGANBisson ' JVho IVas John Hancock? yyIOHN 1 1ANCOCK was an American statesman and patriot.His signature is found on me oldest and most important docu-J merits ot Massachusetts, and ot the United States. He wasthe first signer of tire Declaration of Independence ami was thefust Governor of Massachusetts.John Hancock w as born at Quincy, Massachusetts, in 1737.He graduated trom Harvard College, and entering upon Insuncle’s business became a successful merchant in Boston. Hegained much in social power aim in wealth, being meanwhilejustly popular for bis integrity and ability.He was in 1765-1770 a selectman ol Boston and a nn mber ofthe general court. NX'11la Samuel Adams be led the Massachu¬setts \\ bigs, and onlv escape,! capture at Lexington and t oticonlby virtue of the valiant light bv the Minute Men on the “Nineteenth of April in ’75.”John Hancock was subsequently known it'various positions:as President ot the Continental Cotvre ■ a> Major-General ofthe Massachusetts military fineis, as Brest 1 -nt ot the Constitu¬tional Convention. Fie died at Quincy, Massachusetts,Octobereighth, 17'D.The historical position of John Hancock is unique in Stateand Nation. He wielded great p,ilitical influence but was alw.w sliberal and public-spirited. His name is most prominent as aWhig leader during the American Revolution in such eventsas the Boston Massacre, the Boston Tea Party and the battlesof Lexington and Concord.John I lancock signed Iris name first to the Declaration ofIndependence.*! !e thus rbki d his own“lite, liberty, and pm wntof happiness” that these privileges might be obtained tor othersto cnjqy. To this end he "pledged his life, 1 is fortune, and hissacred honor."Thar lie was popular and efficient may be judged from thefact that he was for ten years Governor ot Massachusetts, be¬ing elected annually to this office by popular vote.“For n «l;iy or lor a yearDoublet on request£> 3 r <1 StreetCIIICAHO John Hancock insured the lije oj the Ration—IDe iui.ll insure qour life unth the same inteqriiqI CJ TJ^A l ff)Life Insurance CompanyOf Boston. Massacmusctts<4 L J, A ■ • j ~N. ITPRELIMS OR BIG TEN SWIMMEET IN TANK TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)himself to the limit in order to win.Many Stars EnteredCondon of Illinois and Cawley ofNorthwestern will furnish the tough¬est opposition for Byler in the fancydiving. Both of these men are fin¬ished divers and will stage a greatfight for the honors in the finals.Weber of Iowa, Bowen of Illinoisand Agnew of the Purple have all de¬feated the Maron entrants in the back-stroke in dual meets and look goodto fight it out in the finals. In thebreast stroke, Czerwonkv of Wiscon¬sin and Far icy of Minnesota areclassy performers. Both Atwood andJordan of Minnesota placed in thepi tinge event of last year’s Big Tenmeet, while Taylor of Illinois andHuebner of Wisconsin are both valu¬able men in the event. UMIlKJw MURADTHE TURKISH CIGARETTEEvery day muradsarc held higher in theestimation of the menwho smoke them.They are the standard ofTasteThey are 100% pure Turk¬ish tobacco — of the finestvarieties grown.They never disappoint —t Mahon oj tho Uighsit Gfdllr Turkishand Lsp/phan Cigarettes in tlw World never fail — neve/ change —Yon are prouu to smokethem in any company—onany occasion.They are the largest sell¬ing 'nigh-grade cigarette inthe world.The cigarette smokers ofAmerica DO prefer Qualityto Quantity.Judge for Yourself—!”>daily MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1922Expressing Your Personalityin " H OUSE O F YO U T H *', ClothesTHE HOUSE OF YOUTHSCHULMAN HAUPTMAN38 East 29th Struct, New York3 Avenue De L’Opera, ParisEvery genuine “ House of Youth” garmentbears this label— Relish!■a pleasing taste■a flavor that gratifiesthe aroma of fine oldfragrant tobaccosin English Ovals.-In-COM-pa-ra-bly fnftSTi MS iwvmsC H ICAGOProf. Coulter to AddressPresbyterian ClubToday at 4:30Prof. John M. Coulter, head of thedepartment of Botaiy, will addressthe Presbyterian club today at 4:30in Harper Mil, on “'lhe Religion of aScientist”, the lecture which causedso much comment last Spring at thetime of William Jennings .Bryan'sapearance on the campus. The pub¬lic has been invited.At the meeting final arrangementswill also be made fer the Presbyter¬ian club dance tomerrow at 8:30 inIda Noyes theater. The dance willbe the last social event of the quarterfor the Presbyterian club and it isexpected that all Presbyterians at theUniversity will attend. Tickets arebeing sold for fifty cents each, andmay be obtained from Arthur Hig-bee, Norman Beck, and Helen Cain.The Presbyterian dub now has amembership of over fifty students atthe University, and holds regularmonthly meetings at which Presby¬terians of prominence speak. The ad¬dress by Prof. Coulter will be the finaimeeting of the Winter quarter. Otherstudents and friends who missed hear¬ing Dr. Coulter before have beenurged to hear him today. ers returned, panting for breath.The Mystery Solved“Yes”, he gasped, “he’s at theWashington Park hospital. They justgave him a hypodermic for typhoid.Shot in the arm.”The freshman will be buried fromhis chapter house tomorrow afternoonat 3.ALUMNAE LOAN LIBRARYCALLS FOR MORE BOOKSDonations of used text books andreference books are being solicited bythe Alumnae Loan Library. The de¬mand for books of this charactergreatly exceeds the supply. Booksare rented to the students for 25 centsa quarter. The library is located inroom 31/> in the east tower of Harperlibrary. Office hours arc from 1 to 3every afternoon.The Alumnae association has entirecharge of the loan library. It is runfor the benefit of the students, en¬deavoring to relieve their demand forsimilar books from Ell and to supplynecessary text books to the studentsat low rates. This library is in noway connected with the loan libraryin Classics, and there is no duplicationof books. rangements may do so at that time.Pullman reservations also may bemade at the same time that the tick- jets are purchased. OFFICIAL NOTICESNO. 6 SNEI.L HALL INFLUENCEEvidently the three sisters of fatehave cast a shadow on Snell hall. Thehead of the hall has had the India signpasted on him now for many years.It is tradition that the head of Snellquit his job to get married. For al¬most twenty years no head has re¬signed except to enter the so-calledbonds of matrimony.Captain Vance, the present head, isno exception to the rule. He is soonto abardon the masculine atmosphereof the famous student rooming houseto marry Miss Katherine Hinton ofProf. Hinton of the Law school. An¬other victim of tradition. Miss Tal¬bot, dean of women, remains the onlyexception to its malign influence. Phi Beta Kappa will hold its quar¬terly meeting and initiations of new\ candidates today at 4:30 in ClassicsI 20.El Circulo Espanol will discuss “Le-: gends of Porto Rico” today at 4:30J in Ida Noyes.The Graduate History club will beaddressed by Mr. Woring on “Thegreatest criminals of Medieval France:(lilies de Rais” today at 7:45 in Class¬ics 21.The Faculty of the Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration willmeet tomoirow at 4:30 in Cobb GB. COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave.NOTICE!By patronizing our ad-|PREMIER FRIAR CONCERTTONKiH r AT H I NM\NDKL(Continued from 1‘ntje 1 )“Torok Magyar, the first number isa fast march with surprises comingoften. In contrast with this is theWaltz Minuet from Beethoven’s FirstSymphony, and the Finale of the sym¬phony. both of which are “highbrow’enough to suit the most discriminat¬ing aesthete. Kamenoi Ostrow, whichin English means “Thi* Cloister Scene’’is a representation of an afternoonin a monastery. As one listens to ithe can almost si e the low processionof monks moving into the church, andthen the services in the church in thedeepening afternoon shadows. Thento show the versatility of the orche¬stra the popular hits of last year’sshow will be played, with all thebreaks, squawks, and jazz that can bedesired.”Earl Wooding will have his corps ofBlackfriars ushers on hand in a re¬hearsal for the shows in the spring.SHOOTING OF Gl'BBINS BREAKSOTHERWISE DREARY A FTERNON(Continued from Vtuje 1)“Bill Gubbins has been shot!”, hecried.The stall’ arose in unison and cheer- Jed lustily.“Hooray! a B head,” shouted Rubel.)St an began to pound a Remington fe-1verishly. Fourteen freshman rushedout to get lhe details. Gubbins shot? ,Could it be possible? The president jof the interfraternity council slain incold blood in the broad light of day. jSome jealous Greek perhaps squelchedin council meeting. Various theories ifor the murder were advanced.The fleetest of the freshman report-1 HUGHES TO LECTURE HEREON ROBERT Bl RNS APRIL 1A lecture on Robert Burns will hedelivered April 1 in Mandel hall byJames L. Hughes L. L. D. This lec¬ture is expected to be one of the bestthi< year in as much as Mr. Hughesis one of the foremost educators andlecturers of the day.lie has the distinction of being oneof the oldest workers in the field ofeducation, having been a school exe¬cutive for ever foitv years, and haslectured extensively both on this con¬tinent and in Great Britain.Dr. Hughes ha- allso ganed widerecognition as a literary man.\\ ING COLLARS AND LOl DCRAY VTS WORN BY 1LLINIUniversity of Illinois seniors in aneffort to start a new spring traditionappeared on the campus yesterday de¬corated with wing collars and brilliantcravats.“The wing collar idea among seniorswas a suce< ss yesterday,” said RichardHit chairman of the Booster commit-' tee oi the senior class which is takingthe lead in establishing a new trabi-' lion at Illinois.“The movement seems to have metwth great approval” said J. K. Flaher-I ty, president of the senior class. State¬ments by many students were to theeffect that fully three-quarters of theseniors wore the wing collars.RAILROAD REPRESENTATIV ESAT PRESS BUILDING TODAYArrangements have been made bythe Information Office whereby stu¬dents returning home for the Springvacation may obtain tickets and plantheir trip without leaving the campus.Representatives of the different rail¬roads will be in the Information of¬fice today from 2 to 4, and studentswho wish to make transportation ar- POPCORN“The best 1 ever ate ab-so-lute-lv!’GOODRICH1333 EAST 57 th STREETpopcorn. Peanuts, Home Made Candyand Salted Nuts »jLeriisers you benefit your-}{self, our advertisers and The}• Daily Maroon. Teresa DolanDancing Academy63rd Street and Stony Island AvenueDANCINGNIGHTLY Except MON. and FRI.Ladies FREE Sunday EveningsBeginners’ Class Mon., 8:00-11:00I Private Lessons Day or Evening by| Appointment. Phone Hyde Park 3080CLOSING OUTALL OURVwRegardless of CostWe Must Have More Room for Our MillinerySALE STARTSFRIDAY, MARCH 17Come Early and Get the First ChoiceHOPMILLINERY 6.GOWNSIIOO 1102 EASTSIXTY THIRD ST SHORTHANDCOLLEGE1 hrcc Months CourseAPRIL M \ Y.1 U N !:Open to University Gradu¬ates or UndergraduatesBULLETIN ON REQUEST116 So. Michigan Ave.Twelfth Floor Randolph 4347 j■High School Graduates jONLY are Enrolled/HE representative College GirlJ eagerly awaits, each season, thefashions from "The House of Youth"—the foremost creators of YouthfulClothes in America. For, this establish¬ment has studied the College Girl verilyon her native heath, and has wovenher -characteristics, her dreams—thevery essence of her refined, modern self—into its fashions.Have you seen the new "House ofYouth" Frocks, Suits and Wraps forSpring? You will find them admirable!A certain smart shop in your town liasthem. If you do not know which one,please do us the honour of communicat¬ing directly with us.I HE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 16, 1922—WHY DON’T YOlT SPEAK FORYOURSELF, JOHN?1 never flapped with a flapper;And I’m not especially dapper;But I’m qualified to rap ’er—Don’t you think ?I live apure lily-white life;And nought do I know of the brightlife;But I sure can tell of the night life—Don’t you think ?I am a serious, solemn owlAnd I’m never known to flirt,But when it comes to the Midway fowlI sure can fling the dirt.MEANWHILE the neighborhoodbookstores report their supply of theApril Smart Set entirely exhausted.ONLY TWO more Whistles aftertoday, this quarter. W'hich remindsus that since the Phoenix became fa¬mous, every issue is an “ExaminationNumber.”CAMPUS WILD ANIMALSSquirrels.Bobbed belles.Flivvers.TODAY, for comparison, we submitan anthology of Whistle humor. Theseare snappy squibs picked at randomfrom our files. Good stuff, all of it.THREE YEARS AGO IN THEInstructor Webster (in English40): Were you absent yesterday, orjust awfully late?Birdie: No, just reasonably late.LAST YEAR IN THE WHISTLEShe wore a gown—He laughed at it;For brevity’sThe soul of wit.FOUR YEARS AGO IN THEWHISTLEAshie: Oh, Charley! Here’s a copyboy with a cut for The Maroon.Charley Green: Is it a chapel cut?DRAHMAScene: The Press.Enter the Cub Reporter.Cub: 1 want a bottle of stomachmedicine.Shirt-Sleeve Sam: We don’t seilthat.Cub: Well, what’s that bottle in thewindow labeled “gut preservative”?F. E. G.“Calling Messrs. Thomas and Bates!”“THE semi-finals of the bowlingtourney will be rolled tonight on theReynolds club allies”, the frosh re¬porter wrote.DON’T TELL USBirdie: Read this in yesterday’sMaroon: “At the beginnig of the frayit was found,” etc. I’ll be dabdod ifSprig hasn't cobe.Wishbone.YOU ARE hereby warned that any¬thing you may say may bo usedagainst you in the next Smart Set.Birdie STUNT SHOW FOR WOMENSWIMMERSTO BE HELD MONDAYi Continued from Page 1)fice and make final arrangements.Most of the women who distinguish¬ed themselves in the college meetsare expected to swim. Following aresome who have already signed up forvarious events: Julia Rhodus, NellisGorgas, Ruth Corrigan, Packey Lev-en.son, Mildred Hoarrocks, MabelEvans, Margaret Monilaw, Alice Hull,Lucy Neill, Sophie Stampher, MaryHess, Jane Morganthau, Ellen LeCount, Gertrude Crawshaw, and PearlBell Odom.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Typewriter. Underwood.Good condition. Must sell; HydePark 4902.TO RENT—Three room apartmentwith kit. Call at 5718 Kimbark Av.2nd flat.FOR SALE—Attention Chicago UFraternities 5845 Dorchester Ave¬nue. $11,000. 10 r. 3 story house,2 car garage Lot 50x150 feet, poss.May 1. Overlooks University prop¬erty and Midway. Ground is worththe monev. Frysinger 1543 E. 53rdSt. Tel. Hvde Park 1469.MEN WrANTED—By ‘WEAR-EVER’Aluminum Co. to call on old cus¬tomers next summer For informa¬tion regarding work and pay, phoneor write 1642 Conway Building, 111W. Washington st., Phone State5790.NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTWO YEARS AGO IN THEWHISTLEBill Gubbins: We haven't lost agame in the interfratrnity bowlingtournament.Bill Keith: When do you startplaying ?IN ADDITION to the income taxworries, we had Prof. Starr’s quarter¬ly departmental reception and an ad¬vance copy of the Phoenix to worryabout yesterday. Tonight there’s theBlackfriar-Glee c ub concert and to¬morrow a Bronson club dance. Guessthe old T. P. will have to wait anotherdav or two. mrm ■ii!; A): ■ jy fid & fcf * * ^ t ,!•: || «?.. ’ & t $ U j* |1: .•IP 1 ml Brownson’s Give rIrish Hop TomorrowAn All-University dance, the last Iof the Winter quarter, will be given ]by the Brownson club tomorrow af- |ternoon from 4 to 6 in Ida Noyes. IThis will be in the nature of a St.Patrick’s day affair.This will be the last dance before |the Winter quarter ends and will jclose the series of All-Universitydances which have been given by thevarious classes and clubs during thequarter. Robert McDonald, presidentof the cub, assures a good time andgood music for all those who attendThe only qualification for admittancewill be a sprig of green ribbon wornin a prominent place. UNIVERSITY MEN AND WOMEN!!Special European Tours For YouThis will be the greatest year ever known for Europeantravel. Passion Play at Oberammergau, battle fields,low exchange rates. $490 and up.See Gerald Karr Smith (Gerry)Y. M. C. A. Office Ellis HallThe T. and S. Tours Co.103 West Jackson Blvd.New Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD STUnder State and National SupervisionMONROE CAFE5513 Kenwood Ave.A New and Exclusive DiningRoomAMID “HOMEY” SURROUNDINGSUnder AMERICAN MANAGEMENTCLUB LUNCHEON, 35c1 1 to 2 dailyEVENING DINNER, 50c5 to 8 dailyCommutation Tickets$3.25 for $3.00Dancing at the request of asmall party any night, 8 to 12Special Attention to Dinner PartiesBIG REDUCTIONS IN OUR PRICES \Our 1 uncheons, dinners, sandwiches and ice cream sun- jdaes will surprise you. 'THE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd StreetA HOMEY PLACE FOR UNIVERSITY FOLK.’ Read The Daily Maroon for all the Campus News<• ■!!■■■ Here’s whyCAMELS arethe quality cigaretteBECAUSE we put the utmost quality intothis one brand. Camels are as good as it’spossible for skill, money and lifelong knowledgeof fine tobaccos to make a cigarette.Nothing is too good for Camels. And bearthis in mind! 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