®he a tip JHaroonVol. 20. No. 86. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1922 Price 5 CeotsWATER BASKETBALLCHAMPIONSHIP WONBY MAROON TEAMVarsity Swimmers Nose OutIllini in HotDual TiltBIG TEN MEET HEBE THIS WEEK Make Additions to Listof Bobbed-HairDebutantesWhile the Maroon swimming teamwas taking a hot dual meet from theIllini Saturday in Bartlett by a 36-32score, the Varsity water basketballteam won its first conference cham¬pionship, defeating Illinois 10-4.By trimming the Illini, the Maroonbasketball finished its season with aclean slate, having previously defeat¬ed Northwestern, Iowa, Purdue andWisconsin. Besides these Big Tenwins, the team has defeated the C.A. A. and the Milwaukee A. C. teams.Merriam Maroon StarCapt. Merriam, who led the teamthrough its first title winning season,has starred for the Varsity all year.Against the Illini he was a heavyscorer, caging four baskets. 1 his wasmerely a repitition of what he hasdone all season, for throughout thegames this year Merriam has been theteam’s leading scorer.The other men who shared in thewinning of the title are: Janovsy,Flint, Hall, Beckwith, Greenbaum,Vitkin, and Crawford. These men didthe bulk of the work during the year,while King and McCuaig were used attimes.Hot Swim Meet StagedThe swimming meet was a corker.In the relay the Maroons bettered theconference record by two-fifths of asecond, Capt. Blinks, Gleason, VanDeventer and Merriam winning easily.As was expected, Capt. Blinks won histhree races, taking first in the 40, 100,and 220 yard swims against some stiffcompetition. The feature race of theday was the 100, in which Gleasonnosed out Wheeelr of the Illini forsecond place. This was the last eventon the card and Gleason’s points en¬abled the Maroons, who were trail¬ing before the race, to win the meet.Condon of the Illinois upset thedope by trimming Byler of the Ma¬roons in the fancy diving. The Illinialso took firsts in the remainingevents, Beebe winning from Lyons inthe 200 yard breast stroke event:Taylor taking the plunge with Hedeenof the Varsity second; and Bowennoisng out White in the 'backstroke,with Ivy of the Maroons finishingthird.Big Ten Meet in BartlettThe swimming season will reach itsclimax Thursday and Friday when theBig Ten stars assemble in Bartletttank for the annual conference meet.The preliminaries will be run offThursday and the finals will be stagedFriday.Some classy teams will fight forthe honors which the Maroons wonlast year. Coach White’s Varsityagain stands a good chance to win the(Continued on Pngr 4)SYMPHONY PRESENTSPROGRAM TODAY INMANDEL; PLAY BACH As a result of the story on bobbedhar appearing in The Daily Maroonlast week a large number of campuscelebrties were seen an campus thismorning with abbreviated locks flyingin the Spring breezes. The centerof the epidemic seems to be FosterHall where t is estimated that theweek-end additions to the ilst haveswelled the total to 20 bobbed heads—almost a third of the whole numberof Fosterites.A spirit of unity has quickly growmup among the twenty and plans areon foot for a Bobbed Hair Party.Children’s costumes will probably beworn and peppermint candy verymuch in evidence. Sunday afternoonthe strolelrs on the Midway wereamazed to see nineteen bobbed headsin a row having their pictures takenby a bobbed-haired photographer.In the mean time Doc Bratfish—thetonsorial authority of the campus—sits back and smiles at the resultsof his free advertiing in The DallyMaroon. It is rumored that nisdream of a Bratfish Barber SEhop inIda Noyes will soon be realized.CARDINAL QUINTETTRIMS VARSITY INFINAL OF SEASONCapt. Halladay, Romney, Mc¬Guire, Hurlburt and Ratclifflinish Competitionn the first of a series of three con-ts which will bring the concertson to a close, Frederick Stock andChicago Symphony Orchestra will■sent a rich program this afternoon4:1 f» in Mandel hall. Numbers byrh, Brahms, Saint-Saens, and Sibi-3 will be given.[’he complete program is as fol-rs:ncerto No. 3, G Major Bachegrolto Adagioegromphony No. 1, C Major, OpusBrahmsuoco sostenutto—Allegrodante sostenutoTn poco allegretto o graciosoa"io — pin andante Allegro nonronno, ma con brior'ph'>nic Poem, “Le Rouet d Oni-’hnle” Saint-Saensne Poem, “Finlandia” Sibelius Playing the most brilliant basket¬ball they have displayed on the homefloor since they downed the Illini inBartlett, the Maroons fell before theBadgers in the wind-up game of the1922 basket season. The final scorewas 31-27, and marked the secondtime in a week that the Cardinals de¬feated the Varsity by a seven pointmargin.The game was undoubtedly the fas¬test seen here this year, both teamsdisplaying some flashy work, and bat¬tling each other from start to finish.The first half was a see-saw affair,the two teams alternately holding aone point lead throughout the session.Wisconsin lead at the half 17-13.Badgers Sink Long ShotsMost of the Badger’s scores wereregistered via the long shot route,Capt. Caesar and Taylor sinking somebeautiful shots from long range. Onthe other hand the Maroon tosserscould not sink their long shots, and asa result Wisconsin romped home withthe victory.Capt. Ceasar bagged six of the ene¬my’s baskets, most of them beingfrom long range, while Taylor addedthree buckets to his season’s impres¬sive total. In addition Taylor scoredfive free throws out of seven at¬tempts. Williams, football star, whoperformed at guard, played the flash¬iest game of the evening, featuringwith his dribbling and fast pvoting,and registering three baskets.Maroons Fight HardDespite the fact that they fell in(Continued on l’age 3)Phoenix to BreakGloom on ThursdaySocial activities are to be few thisweek-end; the dismal atmosphere ofapproaching examinations casts anominous shadow over the paths of theUniversity students. But on Thurs¬day the Phoenix will arrive on thecampus with a crash and break theimpending wall of gloom with timelyhints on the exams.Because of its unusual feature, eventhe most exacting student will find itvaluable to burn the mid-night oil inpursuit of knowledge in the “ExamNumber” of the Phoenix.The original idea for the cover wasgiven out accidentally, thus destroy¬ing the surprise element in the “Ex¬am” Phoenix. Therefore the staff hasgone to an unusual amount of troubleand expense in arranging for a coverthat will be “something new, novel,and original” to quote Locke Douglas,managing editor. TO GRADUATE 180AT CONVOCATIONTUESDAY, MAR. 21Scott, President of Northwest¬ern, to Deliver Addressin MandelBLACK TO PREACH ON SUNDAYAccording to the latest figures ap¬proximately 180 will graduate at theOne Hundred Twenty Fourth Convo¬cation to be held Tuesday, March 21,at 4 in Mandel hall. The degrees aredivided among the different schools asfollows, although all the figures be¬low are subject to change:School of Arts, Literature andScience and O. and A. School—103.Graduate School—7 Ph. D. and 28Master’s degrees.Divinity School—2 Bachelor’s de¬grees and 15 Doctor’s degrees.College of Education—20 Bachelor’sdegrees and 2 primary kindergartencertificates.Scott to SpeakWalter Dill Scott, Ph. IX, LL. D.,president of Northwestern universitywill deliver the convocation address.His subject will be “Handling Men”.Prof. Scott is one of the foremostspsychologists in the country.The convocation sermon will bepreached Sunday, March 19 at 11 inMandel hall by the Reverend HughBlack, D. I)., Prof, of Practical Theo¬logy at the Union Theological semi¬nary, New York City.Mail AnnouncementsConvocation announcements havealready been mailed to all membersof the faculty. They will be mailedalso to all friends of faculty memberswhose names are sent to the Presi¬dent’s office. Personal cards must beinclosed to be sent with each invita¬tion. Students can obtain invitationsby applying person to the President’soffice.RECORD TURNOUTFOR FIRST FRIARCHORUS MEETINGMonastic Musicians Will GiveConcert Next Thursdayin Mandel HallThe Black friars Orchestra willmeet tonight at 7:30 in Mandel hall.The initial chorus tryouts for the1922 Blackfliars production, “Any¬body’s Girl,” were marked by the factthat about 125 men reported for prac¬tice. This is the largest delegation offirst year chorus men in the historyof the Order, it was announced yes¬terday.Director Coleman showed the menthe primary steps which will be usedin this year’s show. Practice whichhas been discontinued temporarily be¬cause of the proximity of examina¬tions, will be resumed immediately af¬ter the spring vacation. Studentscompeting for places in the choruswere asked by Mr. Coleman to prac¬tice the dance steps during the in¬terim. It is expected that daily prac¬tice will begin early in April.The University Blackfriars orches¬tra will give its first official concertto students, alumni, and faculty mem¬bers here next Thursday night inMandel hall. The program will in¬clude numbers by the Glee club andthe University band. Admission tothe concert will be free. The Boardof Superiors sent 1500 invitations toalumni of the University urging thatthey attend to judge the merit of thefirst Blackfriar student orchestra.CALL MEETING OF FIELD ME>?Capt. Redmon of the Varsity trackteam requests all javelin throwers,hammer throwers and discus throwersto meet hi motday at 4:80 in the “C”Room in Bartlett. Election of Y. W. C. A.Officers HeldTomorrowY. W. C. A. elections will be heldtomorrow in the foyer of Ida Noyesfrom 10 to 4:30. All active memberso rthose who have accepted the per¬sonal basis are eligible to vote.The list of candidates with theiractivities is as follows:President—Ruth Seymour: Vice-president of Freshman class, Fresh¬man commission, Sign of the Sickle,Second Cabinet ,first Cabinet of Y.W. C. A.Ruth Bowers — Vice-P residentFreshman class, first cabinet Y. W.C. A., Portfolio 2, W. A. A.Secretary—Alpha Harper: W. W.,Y.W. C. A., committees, first cabinetY. W. C. A.Treasurer—Elizabeth Jones: Signof the Sickle, W. A. A. Ida NoyesAuxiliary, Federation Sponsor, ClassFinance Committee, Y. W. C. A. Com¬mittees.Eleanor Mills: Freshman Commis¬sion, Sign of the Sickle, W. A. 9.,Class committees, Y. W. C. A. Com¬mitteesThe person receiving the lower num¬ber of votes for president shall beVice-president. Hazel Jenny has with¬drawn her name from the list of thoserunning for Secretary because of toomany outside activities. As yet therehas been no one put in her place.SMALL VOTE CASTIN REYNOLDS CLUBELECTIONS FRIDAYStrohmeier, Bates, Coulter,Thomas, and Weller FormNew Executive CouncilAfter a comparitively uneventfulday of balloting, the results of theReynolds club election of officers forthe year 1922-1923 were announcedat the informal dance Friday eveningby Charles Redmon, the retiringpresident.. Otto Strohmierer was theunopposed choice for the presidency.Wallace Bates was elected vice-presi¬dent, John Coulter, secretary, JohnThomas, treasurer, and Paul Weller,librarian.The only close contest was for thelibrarianship which was won by Wel¬ler by a four vote margin over Zorn;a recount was necessary to verifyWeller’s election.Only 60^f of Members at PollsThe complete results of the electionare as follows:President — Otto Strohmeier, 453votes.Vice-president—Wallace Bates, 269votes, Daniel Protheroe, 228 votes.Secretary—John Coulter, 208 votes,Herman Epstein, 159 votes, HaroldWoods, 86 votes.Treasurer—John Thomas, 315 votes,Alex. Proudfoot, 183 votes.(Continued on page 3)Alpha Delt, Phi PsiLead Bridge LeaguesTeams which have qualified for thesemifinal round of the interfraternitybridge tournament will oppose eachother this week in a three gameseries. The victorious survivor ofthis series will have undisputed claimto the championship trophy. AlphaDelta Phi and Phi Psi stand at thehead of thei rrespective leagues utpresent.The Alpha Delt’s will be matchedagainst the Sigma Nu’s of league Bthis wee, the defeated team to beeliminated. Two teams, Kappa Sigmaand Zeta Beta Tau, are tied for sec¬ond place in league *A and must playoff their tie to decide which of thetwo shal lmeet Phi Kappa Psi.The same rules which have gov¬erned the preliminary games will bein effect in this series. Harry Har¬greaves, chairman of the nterfraterni-ty bridge committee, announces thatall of the above mentioned gamesmust be played this week and thescores turned in promptly. Announce¬ment of the winning team will bemade in next Tuesday’s issue of TheDaily Maroon. CHANGE TUNGSTENINTO HELIUM WITHEXPERIMENT HEREDegrade Element by Use of60,000 Degrees ofHeatLIKE ANCIENT ALCHEMY IDEAAn approach to the alchemy of theancient and the first use of great heatin the degrading of elements weremade in an experiment conductedhere in the Department of Chemistryduring the year 1921. The results ofthe experiment w’hich changed tungs¬ten into helium were made public in areport to a meeting of chemists heldat Northwestern University last week.Prof. G. E. Wendt, and C. E. Irvingof the Department of Chemistry spentnine months in working out their re¬sults, which they concluded late inthe Autumn quarter. The experimentwas important in that excessive heatwas used for the first time in thedegrading of an element.By the use of a condenser and a finetungsten wire, a momentary bolt oflightning was caused. A heat of60,000 degrees Fahrenheit was cre¬ated exceeding that of any star. Theexcessive heat caused the transforma¬tion of the tungsten into helium gas,although the terific heat lasted onlya fraction of a second.Gives History A Discovery“The experiment is important inthat it is the first time heat hasever been used to degrade an ele¬ment,” said Prof. Julius Stieglitz,head of the Department of Chemistryyesterday to a reporter of The DailyMaroon. Helium was discovered asa basic element after the degradingof other elements Before its dis¬covery on the earth it was locatedon the sun through the use of thespectroscope.”Prof. Wendt and Mr. Irion chargedthe condenser to a voltage of 100,000.8he condenser discharged through atungsten wire This caused an arti¬ficial thunderbolt which created heatthree times as great as that of moul-ten iron The tungsten wire explodedin a flash of electricity, and passed offas helium gas with other elementswhich have not vet been determined.ROMAN COINS SHOWNHARPER INFollowing the Pompeii exhibit lastweek dealing with the art and activi¬ties of the buried city, the Harper ex¬hibit of this week deals with anothertopic of antiquity, presenting a dis¬play of ancient Roman coins.The exhibit contains coins and nie-cast by the different Roman em¬perors during their reigns. Thesecoins wrere usually made to commem¬orate a victory, or some other event ofnational importance; and are now inthe permanent possession of the Uni¬versity museums.BIG TEN EDITORSMEET MAY 19, 20AT MINNEAPOLISMay 19, 20 are the dates set forthe second annual meeting of theWestern Conference Editorial associa¬tion, to be held at the University ofMinnesota, it was announced lastwTeek by Tom Phelps, managing ed¬itor of The Minnesota Daily, follow¬ing receipt of letters from other offi¬cers of the association favoring thatweek-end for the conference. All tenof the college newspapers in (he BigTen will be represented this year, ac¬cording to word from the editors ofthe various publications.Problems and policies of the col¬lege papers will be discussed at themeeting. The program is being work¬ed out under the direction of Brews¬ter P. Campbell, managing editor ofthe Michigan Daily, and president ofthe association.The purpose of the editorial asso¬ciation is to foster closer relationshipbetween newspapers of the Big Ten,and to perfect better methods of re¬porting and exchanging news.THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1922a hr Daily iflaumnThe Student Newspaper ofl niversity of Chicago thePublish •d mornings. t*xr ept Saturday , Sun-ii Monday during the Autumn,\\ ini*-r and Sprint; limners by The HallyMaroon ('out pan)’Kufer •d htt Second i lass until at t he Chi-.bioHiee. I'll i' ll B o. Illinois. Man it13. IMOt itinler the net of March 3 , 1873.Office* Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Men l»er ofThe » . •.tern ('onfereiiet I’roMN Vssorliit lollEJHTOKI VI. STAFFHerbert liuitel Mmiaiiintt EditorLennox Urey News Editorltii Liin Kll.T Assl. News Edit orMary 1 ayes .. Woman's EditorArvtii .untie Editorliart lei i C’orinaek.. Editori Li ft ,\ Bird Edit or1 .e. Weil . .Associate Editor1 uesday, March 14, 1922ANNOUNCING SPRINGThe Daily Maroon always ushers inSpring with a little sermon on “TheNecessity of Keeping Off the Grass."And so you will know that Spring hascome after you read the next fewlines. If we walk on the grass now—which we apparently always do—therewill be no grass to walk on later inthe season. And further, if we per¬sist in making paths across the cam¬pus, the Buildings and Grounds de¬partment threatens to erect unsightlyfences so, that in the future we shaiihave to hurdle to reach the green¬sward. Moral: Hit the walk now andforever.build the STADIUM NOWThe University needs the new Grant!Park stadium almost as badly as it Idoes the new Graduate buildings.That’s w hy we heartily agree withthe editorial writer of the Herald-Examiner who stresses the impor¬tance of building the stadium now.The editorial follows:“A stadium on the lake front hasreceived the approval of the voters.An issue of bonds in amount largeenough to build it at present priceshas been authorized. Its immediateconstruction would be a great help inthe labor situation in Chicago now.“It could be built in time for theChicago-Princeton game next Octo¬ber. Why not undertake its con¬struction now ?“The need of such a stadium, con¬venient for the citizens, has been de¬cided on. There is no argumentabout that. The only question iswhen to put it up. What could startit on its career with greater effectthan the Chicago-ITineeton game?“Do you know that hundreds ofapplications for tickets for that gameare on file already, six months in ad¬vance? Do you know that if it isplayed on Stagg field, according tothe only present, possibility, a hun¬dred thousand people are going to beshut out? That game is typical of Iwhat Chicagoans want to see. Why jnot start with it?“Build the stadium now.”IMPROVING FOOTBALLShowing that it is quite alive and Iprogressive and always desirous of jimproving the greatest of intercol¬legiate sports, — football, the rulesjcommittee recently made some drastic-changes, that will alter the playing1of the sport in many ways.The goal kick after a touchdown, ;which has been the subject of much 1discussion and disapproval ever sinceit was installed, has been eliminated :in place of a more scientific and diffi- icult method of scoring. Hereafter, thescoring team will try for an extrapoint by a kick run or pass fromscrimmage not less than five yards |from the defenders’ goal lien. And jso in the future teams that win by jthe slim margin of one point will not ,be termed a- lucky but will be givenful credit for their victories.Other regulations that were passed jwill make the gridiron game much imore strategic and will require brain jwork instead of brawn. Most notableof these rules are the ones demand¬ing that shifted players come to a Icomplete stop, that players in motionmust be five yards back of the scrim¬mage line when the ball is put in jplay and that ball becomes automatic- 1ally dead when it crosses the goal 1line.WOMEN REGISTER FRIDAY FORP. C.Hours of Physical Culture regis¬tration for women will be on Friday,March 17. 8-11 and 12-8:80 and onMonday, March 20, 8-10 and 12:30-2on the 2nd floor of Ida Noyes.Miss Dudley requests that all wo¬men who were not marked “I” lastquarter report to the Physical Ex¬aminer before registering in any gym¬nasium classes this quarter. ASCHER’SFROLIC THEATRE55th St. and Ellis Ave.CHARLES RAYRequests the Pleasure ofYour Presence at His SpecialLaughing Party.“R. S. V. P. ”Directed byCHARLES RAYSpecial Matinee Daily Fragrant Blendsteadfast friend,rich and mellowas old wine;every daymore men snybi'com'pd'ra'bly fine!■ so .425*EB leaded m the Good Old English WayMORSELSFROM THELIBRARYbyA. T. D.HIGH FLYERS.Around and about the world of pro¬fessional labor leaders and agitatorswe see a eloud of attendant thinkersand writers flying like aeroplanes overan army. We may concede that Mr.Wells takes the height record, thoughhe makes his spectators shudder atthe thought of the crash that wouldfollow if he came near enough toearth to hit against stubborn fact.Mr. Shaw does bewildering stunts;Mr. Chesterton loops the loop.Oxon. Reconstructors, p. 7.TREAT THEM ROUGH.Habeeb the beloved left his father’shouse, hut his wife would not followhim Next morning he was arousedby a noise at the door. It was hiswife returning.“It is your wife, come hack to you.Please let me in.” Steeling himselfagainst the desire of his heart, he an¬swered roughly, ordering her away,trembling lest she take him at hisword.Sobs and broken protests came backthrough the closed door and a longcolloquy took place—piteous pleadingfrom without and stein conditions ofacceptance from within. At last thedoor was opened. From that day hus¬band and wife were never separatedby the slightest misunderstanding, butwalked together in perefet harmony.Stanley White writes in the pre¬face: “Habeeb the beloved is a re¬markable story of the living vital¬ izing and transforming power of theWord of God.”It seems to me that there is roomleft for improvement.William S. Nelson, D. D.Habeeb the Beloved.QUITE so—QUITE SO! WE AREALMOST CONVINCED.“When we call to mind the atroci¬ties the German people have commit¬ted, we are almost convinced that theherring will not care to inhabit thecoastal Waters of Germany again andcontribute to their food supply, asthey have in the past.”First Biennial report of the Com¬mission of Sea and Shore Fisheriesof the State of Maine, 1918, p. 19.But has the herring been notifiedthat we are again at peace with Ger¬many ? Del Prado hotel. Members of the1922 cast and executive staff, togetherwith Portfolio members of former! years, are invited.i All reservations for places must be1 received by not later than Thursdayevening by Ada Cavanaugh at Fosteri Hall. The price is $1.25 a plate.OFFICIAL NOTICESThe Brownson club will meet to¬morrow at 5213 Blackstone Ave., at7:30.The Chistian Science society willmeet tonight at 7:30 in Haskell as¬sembly hall.Figures for GamesBreak all Records ; NOTICE! j! By patronizing our ad-1| vertisers you benefit your- J|self, our advertisers and The]I Daily Maroon. WHIPHARROWJomfit collarCluelt, Peabody & Co.Inc.Troy. N.Y.Search Your ConscienceAre You Completely Satisfied WithYour Dancing? If notTRY ME!dancing'sSTUDIO jAttendance at two football gameslast fall totaled higher than at anygame ever played on Stagg field, ac¬cording to figures just issued fromthe Athletic’s office. The total for theOhio State game was 29,279 and forthe Wisconsin game, 30,492, while thehighest previous attendance was atthe Wisconsin game in 1920 with ap¬proximately 27,500.The total for the Purdue game was14,771 and for the Colorado game10,635. The reason for the slump inattendance at the Colorado game wasthe cloudy weather that prevail^The total attendance for the fivegames played on Stagg Field this fallwas 107,108.HOLD PORTFOLIO LUNCHEONAT DEL PRADO SATURDAYThe second annual Portfolio lunch¬eon will be held Saturday at 1 at the MONROE CAFE5513 Kenwood Ave.A New and Exclusive DiningRoomAMID “HOMEY” SURROUNDINGSUnder AMERICAN MANAGEMENTCLUB LUNCHEON, 35c1 I to 2 dailyEVENING DINNER, 50c5 to 8 dailyCommutation Tickets$3.25 for $3 00Dancing at the request of asmall party any night, 8 to 12.I Special Attention to Dinner Parties 852-858 E. 63rd STREETPhone Dorchester 7777ENUSPENCILS■pOR the student or prof.,_ the superb VENUS out¬rivals all for perfect pencilwork. 17 Mack degrees uud3 copying.American LeadPencil Co.2Z& Fifth Ave.VISM &Th.tare,a ulllnep,ni the Ivor l G]1SSjp.Pt'ip®CVJYttUStt V.1 °r MURADTHE TURKISH CIGARETTEEvery day muradsarc held higher in theestimation of the menwho smoke them.They are the standard ofTaste-They are 100% pure Turk¬ish tobacco — of the finestvarieties grown.They never disappoint —Maher* oj the Highest Grade Turkishand Egyptian C iyarvttes in the World never fail — neve/ change —You are prouc't to smokethem in any company—onany occasion.They arc th d largest sell¬ing high-grade cigarette inthe world.The cigarette smokers ofAmerica DO prefer Qualityto Quantity.Judge for Yourself—!**THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1922 5UNATTRACTIVE BAITHy Bartlett Cor mackIn presenting “Three Live Ghosts”the* other night, the Dramatic Clubcontinued the policy begun four yearsago of giving as its winter play a pop¬ular piece that would bait the campusand, accordingly bring in money withwhich to carry on frankly artisticwork in Fall and Spring.The campus, however, failed to nib¬ble.Whether the Dramatic club is notmistaken in its policy of one popularplay (by which it means a provencommercial success) a year has beendiscussed often and well, but the Clubchoses to believe its plan the best.What it does not realize is that anaudience as well as a play must bebuilt, than an audience can be builtup for any kind of a drama (witnessthe New York Theater Guild’s successin audience building), that the factthat a play has been a success withinthe Loop and on the screen does notmake it a success here.It is doubtful, however, if in itspresent state of mind better thingscan be expected of the Dramatic club.It is unique in more ways than one.Athletics, most student activities, theUniversity itself, suffer from whatPresident Meiklejohn of Amherst ina similar connection lately called “thenational advice of o ver-administra-tion.” The boards, committees, chair¬men, stalfs, trainers, experts, clubs,commissions etc., that buzz about ourhalls give the campus an air of per¬petual convention or campaign. Butin the midst of all this organizationand efficiency the Dramatic Club wan¬ders like a lost and lonely soul. Itsmembership, directors, change quar¬terly, its constitution and by-laws al¬most as often. Its players are sel¬dom the same. If it is a sign of sen¬ility to point with pride to days whenthings were different, then my arteriesare hard, but I have seen what thisclub did as an organiaztion and I haveseen what it has done and does asa clique, and its work years ago wasso superior to that of the last twoyears that it is fair to assume thatthe Dramatic Club, as was and oughtto be, is no more. Its ashes, however,might take a hint from our coat-of-arms and play phoenix.“Three Live Ghosts” is a pleasantcomedy that depends for effect uponbrisk action, suspense, climax, and theother elements of the deliberatelymanufactured play.It was well-enough acted by EarleLudgin, Ellen Coyne, Lionel Friend,and Lucille Hoerr, but because of poordirection, possibly it lacked swiftnessand suspense. Its tempo, pitch wasconstant. Ludgin and Friend andMiss Coyne did valiantly, but theothers dropped what they picked up,and the omvement that should havecarried us from situation to situationand surprise to surprise and denoue¬ment never succeeded in getting un¬der way. Miss Coyne, Ludgin, andFriend are actors; they made theevening worth-while for the part*they created. I he rest of the castwas mediocre and poorly coached.There must, however, always be an“achievement” someplace in Dramaticclub plays, and this evening’s was theset. It was excellent, the best setthe club ever presented in MandelHall. , , ,,What the Dramatic club should do,as it has been told time and againin these columns and by word ofmouth from interested men and wo¬men who, even if they are older andmore experienced than the Club, knowwhereof they speak, is organize, geta purpose and stick to it, and welcomework. In its persistent state of comait means nothing to itself, its mem¬bers, or the University. It could andshould mean a great deal.SM \LL VOTE CAST IN REY¬NOLDS CLUB ELECTIONS FRIDAY(Continued from Cage 1) *Librarian—Paul Weller, 187 votes,/illis Zorn, 1815 votes, Henry Hul-?rt 125 votes.According to a statement by Harryivd, chairman of the election com¬ission, only a little more than 60%club membership came to theThe bad weather of the after-i was undoubtedly the cause oft comparitively small vote, as the■eat bulk of the balloting was donefore 1.theoils.oonCADINAL QUINTET TRIMS VAR¬SITY IN FINAL OF SEASON(Continued from Page. 1>defeat the Maroons played real has- PhoneHARRISoN0103 “HUSK”O'HAREORCHESTRASOPENFORDANCES PhoneHARR1SoN0103ketball, and at no time was the Wis¬consin outfit certain of victory. Onthe defensive the Maroons played aclose game, but were unable to stopthe sensational long shooting of theBadgers. Late in the second half,with Wisconsin in the lead the Ma¬roon defense let up somewhat, dueto the over-anxiety of the men to getsome baskets, and as a result theBadgers got free several times andscored unmolested.‘Mit” Romney starred both on of¬fense an defense. His tireless fight¬ing featured the game for the Ma¬roons, and his fast dribbling and pass¬ing were brilliant . Dickson was theonly Maroon to register more than asingle basket, the young forward sink¬ing three buckets. Capt. Halladay,Romney, Yardley and McGuire eachmade a basket, while McGuire countedten free throws, missing but two at¬tempts.Four Maroons in Last GameSaturday’s battle marked the pass¬ing of four men from Big Ten basket¬ball competition. Capt. Halladay, whofor three years has played with theVarsity; Mit Romney, who starred inhis first year of Varsity basketball;McGuire regular for two years; andHurlburt, playing his first year withthe Maroons; are the men who fin¬ished their college basketball careersSaturday. MAROON LUNCH ROOMwill open February 28 at5650 Ellis AvenueBetter Service Than EverW. W. DARLING - L. It. ROCHETT“DARLING’SORCHESTRAS”First Class Music at a ReasonablePriceDorchester 1760 (and) Midway 1126SECOND JUNIORPROM IS RIVALOF OTHER HOPS SUBSCRIBE FOR 1{THE MAROON •RATES |Quarter YearCalled for $1.50 $3.00 |Delivered 2.00 4.00 jMailed 2.00 4.00 j*iRivalling the successful Soph-Froshprom, was the second annual JuniorFrom which was staged in the crystalball room of the Cooper-Carlton Fri¬day night. All the upper-class elitewas there, completely forgetting theformality of soup ’n’ fish while car¬eening about to the strains furnishedby the seven Darling syncopators.The guests at the affair had therun of the hotel, and made merry notonly in the mirrored and smoothlytiled hall room, hut among the divansand rich upholstery of the mezzanineas well. Punch and frosted cakelets,rich cousin of the small parker houseroll, were offered as provender for thedancers.Dispense with MarchingDancing started as per schedule at9:15, continuing with a program often snappy numbers with generous en¬cores. The grand march, dispensedwith as a redundant feature, was notmourned ,nor were the guests madeunhappy by the absence of the re¬ceiving line.The second annual Junior Promclosed the major social activities ofthe present quarter, the next notableevent being the Inter-Class Hop, sotfor the latter part of May, and which,probably, will be held in Bartlett gym.BASEBALL ASPIRANTS MEETCandidates for the Varsity base¬ball team will meet with Coach Norgren today at 2 on Stagg Field. Prac¬tice will be held outside and all aspi¬rants are to appear in uniform andready for work. ! A PAIR OF PANTS I, , Will Save Your Suit JBring Your Vest or Sample jand we will match your suit Iwith a pair of pants ;I Kenwooc! Clothiers I11326 E. 55th St., Mid. 2759 •! I BE HEALTHY!Drink plenty BOWMAN’S MILK. Its creamyrichness abounds with vitamines, those ele¬ments so necessary to vigorous, happy health.BOWMAN’S MILK is easily assimilated. Itdoes not overtax the digestive organs.Drink a glass of it before you retire. It soothesyour troubled nerves and helps you drift swiftlyinto restful slumber.Insist on BOWMAN’S MILKBOWMAN DAIRY COBIG REDUCTIONS IN OUR PRICESOur luncheons, dinners, sandwiches and ice cream sun¬daes will surprise you.THE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd Street“A HOMEY PLACE FOR UNIVERSITY FOLK.”POPCORN“It seems to melt in one’s mouth'GOODRICH1333 EAST r»7th STREETPopcorn, Peanuts, Home Made Candy,and Salted NutsTHE CORN EXCHANGENATIONAL BANKOF CHICAGOCAPITAL, $5,000,000SURPLUS and PROFITS, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bankin the United StatesWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. 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Tours Co.103 West Jackson Blvd.4 THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1922IDES OF MARCHKnee-deep mud in Sloppy Hollow;High school ru?.het*s—more to follow.Coatless seniors, capless frosh.Co-eds hock the frayed galosh.Earthworms, robins, budding sward;Proms are over — THANK 1HELORD!THE aspiring national fraternitywhich has been helping us out in theClassified Ads last week is still hunt¬ing, it seems. Russ Carrell says itworried the brothers so much theywent and put the charter in safe de¬posit.FOR PUBLICITY PURPOSES(Fill in the blanks with membersof your club or chapter and then clipitem for the scrapbook.)No. 1: Why isNo. 2 throwing yeast into that exca¬vation ?No. 3: Probably tryingto raise hell.sir doug.IF, as Old Hickory had it, to thevictor belong the spoils, and, as F.Scott Fitz says, the victor belongs tothe spoils, who does the spoiled vie-trola belong to ?an urbana tragedy(Daily Illini)Mehmed Houlousse of Turkey hasbeen forced to leave school because oflack of funds. He left last night forNew York to attend night school andwork days.“I regret leaving,” he said. “Still,I suppose I can get an education inNew York.”THE DEAR BOYS(Daily Northwestern Headline)“Issue Call for Football Hopefuls.”MORE GEOGRAPHYMarblehead, U. (D. I’h.)Motmince, P. I.Dassis, Ala.Molly, O.Oola, La.Whiss, Ky.Pirdie: T have a nice quiet room.It is so still there I can hear pinsdrop—in the bowling alleys below.Byron. MAROON TRACKMENSPRING SURPRISE INARMORY HANDICAPSCompeting against the cream ofChicago’s athletic w’orld University ofChicago track men created a sensationin the 26th annual indoor handicaptrack and field meet of the 131st In¬fantry here last week-end at thedowntown armory.The running and hurdling of Ray¬mond Hass, a member of the Fresh¬man track team who competed unat¬tached, was the surprise of the meet.Hass, who hails from Iowa, gatheredten points in the meet, placing firtin both the 40 yd. dash and the 40 yd.low hurdles.With a handicap of six feet in the40 yd. dash, Hass nosed out the fleetLoren Murchison by a brilliant burstof speed in the last five yards of therace. Murchison overcame the sixfoot handicap after the sound for thegun and was abreast the speedy fresh¬man until his final burst to the tape.In the 40 yd. low hurdle racewhich wTas run from scratch, Hassshowed his heels to Jake Brickman,star hurdler of the Varsity, who fin-inshed second. In this race Jones ofthe Varsity placed fourth. Hass ranthe preliminary heat in :04 4-5 tyingthe worlds record for this event, andran the final heat in five seconds flat.It will be recalled that Hass broadjumped over 23 feet in the CentralA. A. U. tryouts held last Springon Stagg field. If he can better hismark by a few inches, he shouldwin this event in the outdoor Confer¬ence meets without much difficulty.Hass will be eligible to compete forthe Varsity in Spring, and will be awelcome addition to the team.Walker Kennedy, with a handicapof 18 yds., won the 440 yd. race. Hewon from some of the best quartermilers in this vicinity. McNamee,a freshman at the University, placedsecond.Jake Brickman of the Varsityscored six points by placing secondin the 40 yd. high and low hurdles.LOST—Five dollars reward for re¬turn to this office of a small cutsteel bead bag lost near the Presi¬dent’s house on Wednesday after¬noon. Andrews, a former Badger hurdlercompeting under the colors of the C.A. A. beat him in a close finish inthe high hurdle race. Bowers, with ahandicap of 12 yds. finished secondin the half mile race, and Rudnickfinished fourth.The work of the men was pleasingto Coach Tom Eck who is priming hismen for the Big Ten meet to be heldat Patten gymnasium, Evanston onMarch 17-18.TEA CUP INN57th St. near Blackstone Ave.—STRICTLY HOME COOKING—No Steam Table FoodBreakfast, 7 to 9:30—A La CarteDinner, 5:30 to 7:30Table d’ Hote Service 65c and 75cSunday Chicken Dinner, 12:30 to 2:3085 centsl Laa k i$Rcnra iibrsFifth Avenue Boot Shopnwr 48i2i Street* New YorkMASTER-MADE FOOTWEARPeoples Trust & Sav. 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The defence will ob¬ject to all members of the court asbeing unfavorably prejudiced. Thepublic is not invited. Watch for fur¬ther details.SEVERAL I’si U’s were late forthe Junior Prom, we hear, because ofThe Maroon announcement that itwould be held in the Crystal Ball¬room. They took the wrong streetcar.KEEP MOVINGWhen she dancesShe entrances—We do some fast stuff in that line.She has to stepWith Lots of pepTo keep her feet from under mine.WE HAVE such a clever bunch offrosh we are thinking of changingthe lock on the front door so that itcan only be opened with a Phi BetaKappa key.Birdie.WATER BASKETBALLCHAMPIONSHIP WONBY MAROON TEAM(Continued from page 1)title, but will have stiff competitionin Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois andNorthwestern. Photographs of Qualityat moderate prices837 E. 63rd StreetPhone Midway 3568Special Discounts to StudentsNEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST. 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