Vol. 20. No. 84 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MARCH 9, 1922 Price 5 CentsMAkOONS OUT TOWIN CONFERENCEGYMNASTIC TITLEHoffer Has Practically SameTeam Which CoppedLast YearCAPT. KESSLER IS STARWith dual meet victories alreadyregistered over Illinois, Wisconsin,and Minnesota, Coach Hoffer’s Ma¬roon gymnastic team looms up as thestrongest in the Rig Ten and shouldrepeat its championship of last year.For three successive years the Var¬sity gymnasts have held the Rig Tentitle, and with last year’s squad prac¬tically intact, should again win thehonors in the annual meet March 17and 18 at Madison.Last year the Radgers were runnersup for the title, the Wisconsin outfitfinishing 41 points behind the men ofMaroon, our out of six firsts werecaptured by the Varsity athletes, withKessler, now captain of the team,starring with first places in the clubswinging and flying ring events.Morris and Cripe were the other Ma¬roon winners, the former winning onthe horizontal bar and the latter onthe side horse. Cripe is no longerwith the team, but the rest of the menare coming along in great style andshould win without him.Kessler Classy Club SwingerCapt. Kessler will compete in fiveof the events on the card this year,and looks well to gather in severalplaces for Coach Hoffer. At clubswinging Capt. Kessler is undoubted¬ly the class of the Rig Ten, and willhave little trouble in romping homewith a first place in this event. Kes¬sler is just hitting his stride on theflying rings and will put up a greatfight for the title in that event. Healso works creditably on the parallelbars, horizontal bars and in tumbling.Schneidenbach, who captained the1921 team, is again on hand and hasbeen largely responsible for the Ma¬roon victories of the season. He par¬ticipates in every event but the tum¬bling, and can (be counted on forseveral places in the conference meet.Against Minnesota Tuesday in Rart-lett, Schneidenbach took three firstswinning on the flying rings, side horseand parallel bars.Morris is Stellar AthleteMorris, who won a “C” for hi3(Continued on Page 2)RENTAL LIBRARY ISSUPPLYING DEMANDFOR POPULAR BOOKSBooks ranging in content from thelatest novels to standard dictionariesmay be had by University studentsat the Rental library in Classics 19.The collecion is most diverse in na¬ture and is designed to meet everyneed of the Undergraduate. A nomi¬nal rental fee is charged for the vol¬umes.Heretofore it has been impossibleto furnish classical dictionariesenough to supply the demand. TheUniversity bought a few Latin andGreek dictionaries which were rentedby the quarter. Soon sets of booksneeded in English 42 and 46 were pur¬chased. Reing able to rent completesets of books required in variouscourses proved helpful to the stu¬dents; so helpful that the history de¬partment recommended sets of bookifor history 1, 2, 3, F15, and E6.The sets of books, ranging from8 to 12 in number rent for $3 or $3.50for the entire quarter. Novels poemsand plays may be rented by the day.Rooks may be kept out for three daysfor a 10 cent charge, which is thesmallest sum acceptable.Many books that are in great de¬man at Ell may be procured at theRental Library The entire cost ofrenting the book for three daysamounts to less than the fine imposedby Ell for books turned in an houror any fraction thereof late.Library cards are required for iden¬tification in Classics 19. Rooks maybe drawn on Monday to Friday be¬tween 1 and 5, on Saturday from 9to 11:30. Interfraternity BowlingPreliminaries AreCompletedFinal matches in the preliminariesof the intei’fratemity bowling tourna¬ment were rolled Tuesday afternoonwhen Psi U won three against Lamb¬da Chi, S. A. E. won three againstPhi Gam, and Alpha Sig won threefrom T. K. E. The date prior towhich all postponed games must berolled will be announced tomorrow.The standinglows: of the teams is asGames fol-TeamLEAGUE A Games won Pet.A. T. O 21 17 .809Psi U 24 18 .775Kappa Sig . . 21 16 .762Alpha Sig . . 27 19 .703Phi Psi .... 15 9 .600D. K. E 21 10 .476Sig ('hi .... 18 7 .388Lambda Chi 21 5 .238Acacia 21 1 .048T. K. ELEAGUEB 0 .000S. A. E 15 12 .800Phi Kap . . . 18 14 .778Phi Dolt .... 15 8 .523Phi Sig .... 18 9 .500Chi Psi ... 18 8 .444IX*lta Sig . . 18 7 .388Phi Gam . .. 15 5 .333Delta Chi . . 9 0 .000COMPLETE LIST OFNOMINEES; WOODSUP FOR SECRETARYReynolds Club Polls OpenTomorrow; AnnounceReturns at DanceDue to an error in yesterday’s DailyMaroon, a mistake was made in an¬nouncing the nominees for offices inthe Reynolds club election tomorrow.Harold Woods wras reported as anominee for vice-president. He wasnominated by petition for secretary ofthe organization.Henry Hurlbert was listed as a con-didate for librarian. The name shouldhe Henry Hulbert. The corrected listof candidates is:President—Otto Strohmeier.Vice-president — Wallace Bates,Daniel l’rotheroe.Secretary—John Coulter, HermanEpstein, Harold Woods.Treasurer — John Thomas, AlexProudfoot.Librarian—Willis Zorn, Paul ^Wel¬ler, Henry Hulbert.Name One for PresidentOtto Strohmeier, present treasurerof the organization, is the only nomi¬nee for president. His name wasplaced on the ballot as a matter ofform.Results of the election will be an¬nounced at an informal dance to begiven at 8:30 in the Reynolds clubThis w-ill be one of the best club af¬fairs of the year, according to severalof the officers, and anyone who de¬sires to celebrate informally is as¬sured a good time. Punch and cook¬ies, the regulation fare, will be servedin large portions.Election Commish MeetsHarry Bird, chairman of the elec¬tion committee, wishes to announce(Continued on page 3)W. A. A. InstallationDinner Tonight at 6Extensive prepartions are beingmade to make the W. A. A. dinner forthe installation of the newly electedofficers tonight the best that has everbeen given, according to the commit¬tee on arrangements. The ticket saleends today at noon and all those wish¬ing to attend should secure ticketsbefore that time.All W. A. A. members are requestedto be present to welcome the new exe¬cutives. The banquet at 6 will bebe preceded by the regular W. A. A.meeting at 5.Melvina Sooville wishes to announcethat she is no longer in nny way af¬filiated with the Mortar Hoard. HOLD TRYOUTS FOR1922 BLACKFRIARSCHORUSES TONIGHTHamilton Coleman Will ShowMen Steps for “Anybody’sGirl”ORCHESTRA CONCERT MARCH 16Initial chorus trvouts tor me xa22Blackfriar production, “Anybody’sGirl” will be held tonight at 7:30 inthe Reynold’s club theater, under thedirection of Hamilton Coleman, pro¬ducer, Abbot Allen Hollowray, andFrank Linden, general manager. Allmen desiring to appeal’ in the 1922show have been urged to be presentat the first meeting.Mr. Coleman will outline the chorusnumbers for the show', and will de¬monstrate a fewr of the steps whichwill be used. Among the chorusesfor which the steps and songs willbe given out are, “Cinderella,” andthe closing chorus which is expectedto he the feature hit of the 1922 play.The men trying out will be asked topractice the steps over the spring va¬cation. Work will be continued at theopening of the spring quarter.Candidates for the choruses havebeen requested to bring either rub¬ber soled or dancing shoes to the ini¬tial practice tonight.The first concert of the new campus(Continued on Page 4)THREE LIVE GHOSTSWILL PARADE UPONQUADRANGLE TODAYSpectres from Dramatic ClubPlay Scheduled forDaylight AppearanceThree spectral forms will haunt thequadrangles sometime today when thethree live ghosts of the Dramaticclub’s production by that name desertthe Mandel stage long enough to showthe student body the weird sight ofthree live dead men. Officials of theDramatic club, when interviewed yes¬terday, refused to elaborate upon theforegoing statement, but assertedthat the live ghosts will positively ap¬pear on the quadrangles today, aswell as in Mandel hall tomorrow' nightwhen the play has its premiere.When the curtain goes up tomor¬row night the audience will see theinterior of an English tenement fur¬nished with inharmonious and decre¬pit furniture. The house, in which ailthree acts of the play occur, belongsto a woman of the slums. Accord¬ingly George Downing, scenic direc¬tor, and his staff of assistants, arenow engaged in creating a set of theproper type.Notables Have BoxesAmong the notables who are ex¬pected to occupy the boxes at the per¬formance tomorrow are Harold Swift,Mrs. J. Ogden Armour, and Mrs. Mar¬shal Field, as well as many prominentmembers of the faculty.As the time of the play nears, tick¬ets are being sold with increasing ra¬pidity, according to Arthur Witzleben,treasurer of the club. Seats for to¬morrow’s performance, which were re¬ported half sold Tuesday, w’ere almostsold out when the box office closedyesterday. Because of the great num¬ber of reservations which came in dur¬ing the day, box office helpers an¬nounce that all reserved tickets willbe held until today at 4. Tickets forboth performances are now on sale atthe box office in Mandel at pricesranging from 75c to $1.50.DAILY PROGRAMTODAYLiberal club lecture, 4:30, in Cobb12A.TOMORROWRenaissance society lecture, “Egyp¬tian Art,” Prof. Breasted, 4:30, Has¬kell Assembly room.Senior college prom, 9, Cooper-Carlton hotel.Reynolds club election dance, 8:30. “The Midway” Y. W.Journal Appearson Campus“The Midway”, the first joui’nalis-tic product devoted entirely to thework of campus women, and devotedto their interest and activities, willmake its initial appearance this morn-ng. The magazine is being publishedby the Y. W. C. A. It will be soldtoday at the bookstore and in thelobby of Ida Noyes hallThe purpose of “The Midway” is toencourage the spirit of cooperationamong campus women, and to pro¬vide some oflicial organ for the asso¬ciation. Besides containing a reviewof the year’s activities of the Y. W.C. A., the magazine will print inter¬esting bits of information about thework of women in other universities.Ten cents is the price asked, per copyPaid subscribers need only presenttheir receipts to receive the publica¬tion.NOBLE PLANS NEATDECORATION SCHEMEFOR JUNIOR DANCENo March or Receiving LineSay ClassOfficialsThe Junior Hop tomorrow night atthe Cooper-Carlton will be an aerialmeet for fair, according to the latestdope from the aeronautical headquar¬ters.Hal Noble, a professional in the lineof paint, powder, and confetti andtwice receptor of the Grand decora¬tor’s loving cup, will do the honorsat chief step-ladder artist at the Up¬per Class affair. The general effectw'ill be that of a balloon carnivalmidst a heavenly atmosphere.A Prom less Prom' There will be no xgrand march.There will be no clasping of hand.-*in the customary deceiving line.What’s more, there will be no fiow’ers.Truly, the juniors shall sling for usa Promless Prom—an evening of joywithout the trimmings.An affiliate of the class, until re¬cently connected with the night shiftof the Yellow Cab Co., has arrangedwith his line to supply return trans-protation for the careless unfortu¬nates.Liquidation in the form of punchand nourishment in the design ofcakes will be doled out during theevening.Strohmeier Chief BouncerCharles Loeffel and Otto Stroh¬meier will hold the gate. Chuck willhandle the tickets while Otto handlesthe crowd. Strohmeier has been en¬gaged as official “bouncer” and willsee to it that all entrants produce thenecessary tlu^at. Seconds tfor the(Continued on Page 2)Graded Gym ClassesTo Hold Mile RaceA mile run in which the members ofthe graded gym classes will competeis to be held shortly in Bartett gym¬nasium. The race is an institutionof the graded gym course, all mem¬bers of the various classes being eli¬gible to compete for the four cupswhich will be presented the winners.Because of the large number of nov¬ice athletes competing, tw'o races wil1be staged, cups being awarded to themen finishing first and second in eachrace.Coach Stagg and Instructor Hofferare in charge of the arrangements forthe race, and will announce the dateof the final heat in the near future.In order to assure themselves thatthe grind would not be too great astrain for the novices, Coach Staggand Mr. Hoffer staged a trial heatyesterday. . The men w’ho competedcame through in good shape and theevent is certain to be carried through.A meeting of all committee headsfor the Interclass Basket tourney inApril will he held tonight at 7:30 inthe Reynolds club. CLASS CAGE GAMEDECIDES COUNCILAWARDS TONIGHTSummarize Undergraduate Ac¬tivity in Report; 30 PresentAt Open MeetingGIVE SETTLEMENT STATISTICSThe final game in the Inter-classbasketball series will be played tonightat 8 between the Senior and Sopho¬more teams, according to word re¬ceived from the Undergraduate Coun¬ci. The game was to have beenplayed last Thursday bnt was calledoff at the request of the Seniors. To¬night’s game will decide the cham¬pionship and individual souvenirs willbe awarded the memliers of the vic¬torious team by the Council.More than thirty students attendedthe fourth open meeting of the Coun¬cil held Tuesday but suggestions cameonly for Blackfriars and the HonorCommission.Allen Hollow’ay, speaking for Black¬friars, announced that the newly or¬ganized Blackfriars orchestra wouldgive a free concert Tuesday, March16, in Mandel hall. He urged that allstudents attend and stated that theOrder w'ould greatly appreciate con¬structive criticism and support fromthe student body.Lewis Gives Honor PolicyHarold Lewis, representing theHonor Commission, set forth the pol¬icy which the latter organization in¬tends to pursue during the comingyear. It is his opinion that in certainways, punishments have been eithertoo severe or of the wrong character.Asa result, undergraduates have beenhesitant in reporting offending students. A system of punishment byreduction of grade points was sugges¬ted. Attempts are also to be made tosecure a ruling by President Judsonto the effect that all instructors willbe required to leave their class roomsduring examinations. Whether Presi¬dent Judson will obey such a rulingis considerable of a conjecture, ac¬cording to a number of opinions ex¬pressed upon the matter.The final statement for SettlementNight was presented by BurdetteFord, joint chairman of the affair.The total figures as well as the eor-(Continued on Page 3)COACHES SELECTFOUR FOR FROSHDEBATING SQUADThree freshman, Knowles Robbins,David Sehiffer, and Ralph Halperin,wron places on the “1925” debatingteam in the final try-outs held Tues¬day afternoon in Cobb 12a. ChurchillMurray was named first alternate byHarold Lasswell and George Mills,judges, who will coach the froshwordsmen in their matches againstNorthwestern and Illinois next quarter.The first year men will debate thequestion of permitting Universityathletes compete in professionalsports with Northwestern on April 11,and will oppose the Illini freshmanat Urbana on the following Friday.The Chicago speakers are already atwork on their arguments.The Varsity team, composed ofHenry Shugart and Jerome Hall, willdebate the compulsory arbitration ofpublic utilities with the University ofIdaho at Moscow, Idaho during thespring vacation. Preparations for thecombat have practically reached com¬pletion, work on the arguments andrefutation having been carried on byCoach W. E. Atkins and by the de-bators since the triangle affair withMichigan and Northwestern. CoachAtkins will accompany Hall and Shu¬gart on the trip.rr-g—L- ■:-...==»=====•■. i. . - ->.»«JUNIOR CLASS TICKETSAll Juniors who have been sellingclass tickets are requested to turn incash and tickets stubs to WallaceBates as soon as possible this week.2 THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. MARCH 9. 1922ASCHER’SFROLIC THEATRE55th St. and Ellis Ave.Sunday and Monday, March 12th and 13thElsie Ferguson and Wallace Reid in“FOREVER”A George Fitzmaurice production based on the novel“PETER IBBETSON”by George Du MaurierThe greatest story of love that the screen has everknown! Of an all-consuming devotion that triumphsover prison, age, and death. A picture that makes youfeel you’ve seen a thing of glorious beauty. Nothingelse that these noted stars have done can touch it.Also“STOLEN GLORY”Featuring a great cast of children and animals.She Baily fBaroonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished moraines, except Saturday, Sun-dny find Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mall at the Chi¬cago postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March13. litOti. under the act of March 3, 1873.Office* Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationEDITORIAL STAFFHerbert Kubel Managing EditorLennox Urey News EditorRichard Ellel Asst. News EditorMary llayes Woman's EditorArvid Lunde Athletics EditorBartlett Cormnck Dramatic EditorHarry Bird Feature EditorLeonard Weil Associate EditorThursday, March 9, 1922FUNNY FIGURESThe Phoenix recently distributed 100questionnaires on the campus, asking100 students, picked at random, whatthe average amount they spent perquarter for various commodities was.From the results obtained, the Phoe¬nix figured the average amount uni¬versity students as a whole spend fordifferent articles.It was found, for instance, thatstudents spend $175,627 for dances;$323,000, for suits and coats; $147,000,for men’s hats; $669,000, for tapeabs;$66,000 for gasoline; but only $66,000for books.Such statistics, of course, are onlygross estimates. No student knowsexactly what he has spent for theseitmes; very few even keep record ofwhat they spend their money for atall. The fact that such a largeamount was expended for dancesshows that the questionnaires weredistributed among a certain smallminority who frequent dance halls.For this reason, the statistics can notbe considered as representative of theentire student body.The Phoenix did not make the re¬sults of it’s questionnaires known onthe campus. But we soon read aboutthem in practically every down townpaper. Of course the thousands ofpeople who noticed these erroneousfigures cot a very mistaken, inac¬curate conception of Chicago students.The Phoenix, being a humorous maga¬zine, might have had some purpose incollecting such statistics. But itshould not have given them out topublications that are taken more seri¬ously.WHY?Yesterday University officials toidthe - Undergraduate council that itcould not sponsor an all-Universitymixer that was being planned forSaturday night, but that the affaircould be given under the supervisionof the Athletic department.If the Council has to go throughfoolish red tape before it can givea dance, what’s the use of it’s authori¬ty at all? The Daily Maroon can’tsee what difference it makes whetherthe Council or the Athletic depart¬ment sponsors the mixer. Why sendover-worked Council officials throughyards of red tape before they can ac¬complish anything? certain vice districts in Chcago wherethe dance is no thing of beauty. Butthe Unversity, happily, is not one ofthese.MAROONS OUT TO WIN CON¬FERENCE GYMNASTIC TITLE(Continued from Page 1)work last year, should again win theBig Ten horizontal bar event. He hasoKen first place in every dual meetthis season, despite the fact that hehas been bothered by injuries. Bythe time the conference meet rollsaround he should be in perfect shapeagain, and should win his event easily.Besides the three “C” men—Kes¬sler, Schneidenbaeh and Morris, CoachHoffer has some other clever perfor¬mers on his squad. Against Minne¬sota Hargreaves showed up well, plac¬ing second on the side horse and inthe tumbling event. Elliott, a sopho¬more, also looked good, taking thirdon the side horse and doing somecreditable tumbling.Maroons Train for Big MeetCoach Hoffer is giving the menstiff daily workouts in order to havethem in tip-top shape for the BigTen meet, and the men are becom¬ing more polished with each suces-sive workout. As was the case lastyear, the Badgers will probably provethe most dangerous competitor. Inthe Madison meet last week the Ma¬roons won by a comparitively smallmargin.If the Maroons again capture theBig Ten gymnastics title, there is apossibility that they will go east tocompete in the National meet.CARMAN LECTURE A SUCCESSBliss Carman’s readings' of his ownpoems won him an enthusiastic re¬ception from his audience of 700 pre¬sent in Mandel hall Tuesday night. He first read a group of sea poemsand continued with the nature poetryfor which he is famous. Mr. Car¬man, who is a Canadian, is makinga transcontinental tour, and is at-j traeting much interest everywhere.I His appearance here was under theauspices of the Moody lecture founda¬tion.WORKERS FOR CHINA DRIVEMUST MEET AT NOON TODAYAll team members and captains inthe “Chicago in China” drive haveboon requested to attend a meetingat noon today in the Y. W. C. A.offices.Following is the report of the teamsto date:Jeanne Birkhoff, $146.00.Effie Wills, $86.35.Peggy Nelson, $82.25.Margaret Thompson, $73.50.Florence Cook, $56.50.Margaret Monilaw, $54.00.Winifred King, $47.50.Hester Weber, $43.50.Elizabeth Wells, $37.50.Nanine Steele, $26.25.Dorothy Clarke, $12.50.All captains are expected to reportdaily progress to the Y. W. C. A.office.PICTURE COLLECTIONIN HARPERAn interesting collection of pic¬tures, showing the former glories orPompeii is on exhibit this week in thedsplay cases in Harper library. Thecollection includes paintings reveal¬ing the houses, mural decorations,statues, and house plans of the daysof Roman splendor. These picture-are reproductions of the original ar¬ticles found in the buried city by ex¬cavators. Two plates show ing a bakeshop and a laundry, are taken fromoriginal prints found in Pompeii. Relish!■—you will relish English Ovals—a pleasing taste—-a flavor that gratifies—the aroma of fragrant tobaccos—made by Philip Morris— In'com'pd'ra'bly fine!COMMERCE CLUB HEARS TALKMr. Stanley W. Swanberg of the iMitchell-Faust Advertising Companywill give a lecture this afternoon un¬der the auspices of the Commerceclub at 4:30 in Harper Mill. As Mr.!Swanberg is vice-president of thisconcern he is in a position to givean interesting talk on “The CollegeTrained Man in Advertising.”_NOBLE PLANS NEAT DECORA¬TION SCHEME FORJUNIOR DANCE(Continued from Page 1)anticipated frays will be appointed itoday.The cardboards are still on sale at$2.20 a throw. They may he obtainedeither at the fraternity houses orCap and Gown office.The 7 Black Brothers will start thesyncopation promptly at 9:15 andthere will be no cessation of hostilitiesuntil 12.ORCHESTRA PLAYS AT BLOOMHIGHTomorrow night the L’niversity or¬chestic under the leadership of J.Beach Cragun will go to Bloom Town¬ship high school to accompany an |operetta entitled “Bul-Bul”. Theoperetta will be a student production. I Your best b>et — MaroonClassified Ads bring results.Try one today!You may dine and danceevery Wednesday and Sat¬urday evening at the Sisson.Motor parties welcome. Al¬ways a crowd of college folk.Special Dinner,Including Dancing,$1.50Lake Michigan at Fifty-Third St.JAZZJazz music, one of the national per¬versions that grew out of the hectiedays of the war, has become the cen¬ter of much discussion by variouswomen’s clubs and musical organiza¬tions on the University quadrangles.As is their wont some of the sweetsisters have raised their cry, damningthe jazz phenomena as a nationalcurse and a force that wfill eventu¬ally wreck the purity of Americanyouth.In its stead they advocate “Backto the Classics” Campaign and a re¬newal of interest in campus musicalorganizations. This seems to us noproper method of ridding the nation,or more properly, the University ofthe jazz epidemic. For jazz music isinseparable from the dance and thecampus does not dance to “The OldQuilting Party” rendered by the malechoir.There seems to be nothing basic¬ally w’rong with jazz music. Grantedthat its rythms are boisterous andthat the average jazz orchestra rando some queer things with stuffedup horns and long tubes. Grantedthat the infectious rythm of this mu¬sic may not strike the lover, of Men¬delssohn or Beethoven as particularlypleasant. The nation is in a dancingage and this is the music it will danceto no matter how many sewng circleslament the immorality of the business.If jazz music is to be done awaywith, it would be better to start in MURADTHE TURKISH CIGARETTEEvery day muradsare held higher in theestimation of the menwho smoke them.They arc the standard ofTaste.They arc 100% pure Turk¬ish tobacco — of the finestvarieties grown.They never disappoint —Maker* of the Highest Grade Turkishand Lgyptian Cigarettes in the Wortd never fail — ncvel change—>You arc prouh to smokethem in any company—onany occasion.They are the largest sell*ing high-grade cigarette inthe world.The cigarette smokers ofAmerica DO prefer Qualityto Quantity.ffJudge for Yourself—/”THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 9, 1922 3PICALILL1A Review of “The Silver Fox” at theLaSalle TheaterBy Bartlett CormackIn sounding sex nowadays it is fa¬shionable to forego plummet fordredge. When a new play of mar¬riage and divorce is announced youare pretty safe in expecting its per¬sons to talk like Fellows in Sociologyand to track muck from sheet tosheet. Things come out all right inthe wash (we experts call the lastten minutes of a play “the wash”),but for a while it’s a dirty night. Itis exhilarating, therefore, to find theplay a comedy.Mr. Cosmo Hamilton’s “The SilverFox” is picalilli, with perhaps a dashof garlic to whet Public Taste. It issophisticated, but entertaining. Itssituations and repartee are skillful,and spiced with the ironic and satirictouch that is supposed to define itsparent as a man o’ the world who,like the trooper, has learned aboutwomen from hers.In the play, Lawrence Grossmith isa popular novelist, Quilter by name,who writes trash for royalties’ sake.Helen, his wife, is in love with MajorChris, a soldier-poet-romantic whopersists in regarding her as the in¬carnated divinity of sex. The wife,of course, yearns to be loved as a wo¬man instead of as a Goddess, and togive her husband grounds for divorceexposes her French socks (which inturn exposes her ankles) below ascreen in the rooms of a flying manwith the reputation of a rake. MajorChris discovers her there, but the poordub who is her husband fails to seethe point, and exerts himself to patchup the quarrel between his two bestfriedns—his wife and his pal.Mr. Hamilton solves the difficultyamusingly, using a vicar’s daughterto break the poor novelist’s tumble in¬to realism. The Major discovers whatmost never do, that Romance is aproduct of ennui, and that a womanis, after all, most interesting as a Wo¬man instead of an object of rhapsodyend prayers.Mr. Grossmith is a quiet comedian,full of ease and humor at himself, hisassociates, and life itself. Miss VioletKemble Cooper plays the lady in questof the silver foxes, and Percy Marmotis Major Chris, a gallant and awk¬ward English gentleman.“The Silver Fox” is recommended.It is good. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■HUSK'TmnRE HDRRISDN 103FIUS'C * ENTERTRINF1ENTNIGHT PHONE RU5TIN 3517 SUPER-ORCHESTRASPlead for More MusicAt FederationDiscussionOFFICIAL NOTICESThe Brownson club will hold an in¬formal meeting tonight at 7:30.The Ida Noyes Mandolin club willmeet Friday at 4 in the student officeat Ida Noyes.Miss Sophonisba Preston Brecken-ridge will entertain the Southern clubFriday from 4 to 0 in Green hall. Teawill be served.Art club members will meet at 4:30today in Ida Noyes for a trip to theArt Studios down town.All students of the College of Edu¬cation are invited by the Home Eco¬nomics club to a St.. Patrick’s partytomorrow at 7:30 in 117 EmmonsBlaine hall. Miss Geister will bepresent for her last evening at theUniversity and a good time is assured.At a meeting of the Liberal clubtoday at 4:30 in Cobb 12A, Mr. JohnBrown of the Farmer-Labor partywill speak.II Circolo ltaliana will meet todayat 4:30 in Classics 21. Miss Blochwill speak.Mr. V. O. Knudsen will address ameeting of the Physics club today at4:30 in ltyerson 32.The German club will meet tomor¬row, 7:45, at the home of Prof. Schut-ze, 1373 east 57th.The Graduate Womens’ club willmeet tomorrow at 4:30 in the Alum¬nae room, Ida Noyes hall.Prof. Breasted will speak on “Egyp¬tian Art, Old and New” at a meetingof the Renaissance society tomorrowat 4:30 in Harper Mil. Inquiries at the open council meet¬ing of the Federation Tuesday nightbrought out the fact that jazz musichas not supplanted other kinds ofmusic. The desire for more musicand singing of the college varietywas emphasized. Numerous instancesof the gatherings ofother colleges,for the singing of the older, typicallycollege songs that had become wrap¬ped in traditions and sentiments oftheir universities, were cited.The dramatic entrance of Mr. Cra-gun, at an unexpected moment of themeeting gave impetus to the discus¬sion. He suggested building up amusical group among the universitystudents that would definitely accom¬plish things A student orchestra forthe women similar to that of theBlackfriars was suggested but it wasdecided to back the existing organiza¬tions and make them strong befoiebeginning any others.Definite suggestions for the supportof the concert to be given by theMen’s and Women’s glee clubs onApril 24 were made. A member ofthe glee club who was present at themeeting, was asked to suggest to Mr.Stevens, director of the glee clubs,that songs of this University andtypical college novelty songs be sung.Mention of the fact was made thatsince the verse of “C Stands forCherished Courage” has been taughtat the Federation sings, it has beensung at every possible opportunity.“It is the lack of sufficient collegemusic that the campus seems tofeel,” said Martha Bennett of theFederation Council, “and I think thatby backing the glee clubs, the man¬dolin club and the new Blackfriar’sorchestra, a music sentiment will bejbuilt up which will force the Univer¬sity to take notice and establish a,department of music here.” revision of election rules will be heardat the next Council meeting.Y. W. C. A. GIVES LAST TEAOF QUARTER TODAY AT 1At the Y. W. C. A. tea this after¬noon from 4 to 6 in Ida Noyes hall,a varied program will be given, con¬sisting of a talk by Mrs. Bitter, apianologue by Priscilla Ferry, and adance by Lois Russell. Special re¬freshments will be served for thislast tea of the quarter, and a largeattendance is expected. All womenwho have been working in the “Chi¬cago in China” drive will meet atthe tea.Juniors Beat Sophsin Fast Cage GameJuniors handed the Sophomores a de¬feat of 23 to 13 after a lively gameof basketball. The playing was in¬tense throughout the entire four quar¬ters.Ruth Metcalfe, a consistent star,played better than in any of the pre¬vious games, although she deservescommendation for the ability she dis¬played in all of the matches. DorotiyNewkirk also was conspicuous for ierclever plays.Mary Louise Brock was the star tvthe Sophomore team. Her work inpassing was exceptionally good.Followin gis the line-up:Katherine Brown, Forward.Mary Louise Brock, Forward.Ruth Metcalfe, Forward.Jessie Taylor, Forward.Melinda Miller, Jumping Center.Loraine Board, Jumping CenterNorma Deane, Side Center.Edna Balling, Side Center.Dorothy Clarke, Guard.Rose Brown, Guard.Dovothy Newkirk, Guard.Nanine Steele, Guard.Alice Hull referreed the game. TheJuniors are scheduled to play theFreshman tomorrow at 4:15.COMPLETE LIST OF NOMINEES,WOODS UP FOR SECRETARY(Continued from Page 1)PHOENIX NOW FOR SALE ATHOTELS ANI) NEWS STANDSThe Phonix will hereafter be forsale off-campus as well as on. Thenext issue can be had at leading newsstands and hotels and in trains goingin and out of the city. The Examina¬tion issue, which will aim to cheerstudents up before the end of themonth, will be out next Thursday.Patronize Our Advertisers a meeting of the committee today at12 in the Reynolds club. Those re¬quired to be present are: Carl Pleak,Allan Holloway, Eugene King, DavidMandelbaum, and Edward Weis.Polls in the club wil be open from9 to 5 tomorrow, instead of from 8to 5, as previousy announced. Any¬one whose name appears on the eligibility list in the lobby of the clubwill be permitted to vote. Those whoare deficient in payment of dues maybecome eligible by paying before 9tomorrow. Your best bet—MaroonClassified Ads bring results.Try one today!CLASS CAGE GAME DECIDESCOUNCIL AWARDS TONIGHT(Continued from Page 1)rected standings of the first six teamsare given below:Total income from ticketteams $3,799.05Total income from Settle¬ment Night 1,022.19Total income $4,821.24Total Expenditures $641.91Total Net Profit $4,179.33Standing of six highest teams:Melvina Scoville $1,108.60Katherine Moore 533.50Ada Cavenaugh 279.05Isabelle Simmons 181.00Emma Mac Donald 179.00Paul Morency 178.50The management of the all-Univer-sity mixer to follow the Wisconsingame on Saturday night has beenchanged from the UndergraduateCouncil to the Athletic Departmentin accordance with a ruling of theBoard of Student Organizations atthe direction of Dean Talbott.Reports from the committee on the TEA CUP INN57th St. near Blackstone Ave.—STRICTLY HOME COOKING—No Steam Table FoodBreakfast, 7 to 9:30—A La CarteDinner, 5:30 to 7:30Table d’ Hote Service 65c and 75cSunday Chicken Dinner, 12:30 to 2:3085 cents 3VI I L Kthe best of food and drinkPure, pasteurized milk contains ele¬ments without which the body can¬not live and develop.These elements are found in no otherfoods in sufficient quantity.Milk is the accepted perfect food asit satisfies the cravings of hunger andthe need for body rebuilding elements.Milk is the perfect drink, combiningthirst quenching qualities with a rich,delicious flavor.Drink milk frequently and with de¬liberation. 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Phone Hyde Park 3080 BIG REDUCTIONS IN OUR PRICESOur luncheons, dinners, sandwiches and ice cream sun¬daes will surprise you.THE ELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd Street“A HOMEY PLACE FOR UNIVERSITY FOLK.”YOUR HAIR WAVES INSTANTLYand the wave lasts when you use Le Bijouwonderful hair wavers!Used in the most exclusive homesand are the greatest help in theladies dressing and waving of herown hair. Used by thousands,—why not you—and now. Sold atall the pricipal electric and department stores at prices to suit allour patrons—from $4.00 to $11.00. Send for free illustrated bookletand special prices.LE BIJOU, 188 N. La Salle St.Letters of testimony on real value sent on request.Read The Daily Maroon for All the Campus News4 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 9, 1922LOCAL AND PERSONALAlfred Brickman and Louise Apt,noted promenaders, were seen run¬ning to chapel yesterday.Herman Core, our terpsichoreanstar, has at last settled down to one.The wedding will take place at anearly date. Congratulations, Herman.Marie Niergarth got a letter fromthe home town recently. She reportsthat affairs in Bloomington are aboutthe same.L. A. Westcott was the guest of hisfriend John Thomas Tuesday evening.William Gubbins entertained twen¬ty-five friends last night in the costlyand exclusive Reynolds club.The Junior Prom, March 10th., willtake away that tired feeling. Get* your tickets now.—Adv.Wallace Vaughan visited with Prof.Frederick Starr yesterday morning.Robert Maxon was a caller at theoffice yesterday. He says the nextPhoenix will be out soon, and in themeantime has anybody a eigai’ette?Robert Stahr is the latest to an¬nounce an attachement. The luckygirl is an old high-school friend. Con¬gratulations.John Gunther, Leonard Weil andFarle Ludgin are not the three liveghosts who will appear in the Drama¬tic club play tomorrow. They fillthese roles purely for campus pur¬poses.Otto Strohmeier is conducting avigorous campaign for the presidencyof the Reynolds club. Otto has liveddown the old nickname of “Merry”and now is known solely as “Garden.”Bill Hatch has a pair of horn rimsto help him throulh the last two quar¬ters of college. We are one of thefew people in school who know whatBill’s first name really is.Harry Bird, who owns more Stude-bakers than any other senior, reportsthat the second one is now out of com¬mission as well, and that he probablywill not be able to take any of thebrothers to the A. T. 0. dance. Mr.Yellow please notice.Hdrold Lewis has moved up to thefront row in his classes just recently.We understand this was merely tosee the blackboard better.—Adv.Mary Hayes has resumed her ridinglessons, her pet horse having (re¬covered from the heaves. She stii:prefers to ride under viaducts alone.Doc Bratfish has been forced todecline all offers of assistance for hisproposed hair-bobbing parlor as hehas only a limited amount of equip¬ment.—Adv.Walter Wynekoop was a guest atthe Sigma Nu house yesterday after¬noon.Herbert Crislor took a ride yester¬day in a Packard automobile. Waittill Mendota hears of this, Herbert.Wallace Bates, the J unior class-cashier reports that he has greatlyimproved his bowling form. W’allieexpects to challenge Hank Marinosoon.Jackson Moore sat on the Quadbench in chapel yesterday. Taul Mor-ency was another disappointed visitor.Carmel Hayes, the Candy Kid ofthe Sophomore class, was a matineeattendant yesterday.George Fedor reports that his rightarm is in fine shape for the baseballseason. He kept it in trim carryingLaw books to class all winter.Arvid Lunde is going bareheadedagain. He doesn’t believe in hidinghis light hair under a bushel.When the chorus in Portfolio did“Scandal Walk” we understand thatthree ministers walked out. The ques¬tion is who was doing the scandalwalk then?The famous track star spent anevening testing the legality of theEighteenth Amendment, at a notori¬ous South Side cafe. When the trackcoach saw him the next day he hadevidently learned of the visit, for thecoach said: “Aha, I see you are round¬ing into shape.”Birdie. “The songs from “The Machinationsof Max” were played with an excel¬lence equal to the endeavor of anyprofessional orchestra.”Admission to the concert will befree. The Blackfriars will stand theexpense in order that the Universitymay hear their orchestra, it was an¬nounced. The Board of Superiorsordered 1500 invitations sent out toalumni. The complete program of theconcert is to be announced next week.Billiard and PoolTourney ProgressesConsiderable progress was madeyesterday in the tournaments whichare taking place in the Reynolds club.Five pool and one billiard match wereplayed with close scores and withnearly every player running true tohandicap.Yesterday’s results are listed be¬low:Match Player Handicap Score1. Homan . . .. 140 141Kosicek . .. 145 1072. Byler 150 150Sturman .. 150 1413. Pleak 125 80Howell . . . . 140 1404. Bloom . ... 150 150Jennings .. 150 12S5. Kinney .... 125 125Jennings .. 150 92Billiards (straight rail):Match Player Handicap Score1. Davis 140 143Close Sewing Roomon Friday, Mar, 17.The Federation Sewing room willclose next Friday. Those women whohave had sweaters out during thisquarter have been asked to get themin before the end of the week. Sweat¬er yarn will be given out to be knit¬ted during the spring vacation.Alice Larson, the new Public Ser¬vice chairman of the Federation, hasasked that as many women come tothe Sewing room during the next weekas possible, to finish the second com¬plete set of outfits for this quarter-A letter of appreciation was receivedfrom the Lying-In hospital for thework done by the women of the Uni¬versity in the Sewing room. A copyof it will be posted next quarter.STUDENTS REQUESTED TOCALL FOR CLASS CARDSAlthough class cards have beenready for distribution in the Bureauof Records office since last week, lessthan one-third the tickets on handhave been called for.During registration this week about66 courses in the Liberal arts schoolhave been filled and about ten classesare on the point of being filled. Inthe C and A school 45 classes havebeen closed. Catalogues of coursesoffered in the Summer quarter weredistributed beginning this wreek.CL A SSI FIEDA D SONE of the largest national fratern¬ities is desirous of locating a chap¬ter at the University of Chicago.Non-fraternity men interested an¬swer by letter to 4330 Berkley Ave.,R. G. Houle.NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under ConstructionHOLD TRYOUTS FOR 1922BLACKFRIARS CHORUS TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)Blaekfriar orchestra will be held aweek from tonight as previously an¬nounced. The premier musical ag¬gregation of the Dominicans willleave over the week-end to play InWashington Heights.Friars Play Over Week-end“The new Friar’s orchestra playedlast year’s pieces at their practiceTuesday night,” said Abbot Holloway. Woodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. 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THE freshman who comes out for baseballmanager and who sticks is learning a lessonwhich, whether or not it wins that honor lor him,should win some honors in after life.Ile will learn t hat iiis plugging on the diamond,*his efforts four years lienee to get the upper handon his first job. and after that his striving to climbinto the managerial and executive class are allpart of I lie same game.Now, just as ten years from now, he will haveto do many things that are hard, many t liings thatare unpleasant. The more willing Ik* is. the morework will other men put upon him. But by thathe grows.The rewards after college are given on about thesame basis as now. They go to the man who besidesdoing his main job well, still has the time to reachout after other work and the spirit that masters it.Here is where this comes home to you. 1 )on the content with standing high in the classroom.Support your college activities and go after somecampus honors too. 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