QCiyt Bail? fflaroonVol. 20. No. 73. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1922 Price 5 CentsNORGREN DRIVESMAROON QUINTETFOR PURDUE TILTVarsity Tossers Work Hardto Perfect Offense andDefenseTOUGH BATTLES ON CARDRealizing that the Varsity quintetmust make a decided brace if it ex¬pects to stay in the Conference race,Coach Norgren drove his chargesthrough a hot scrimmage in Bartlettlast night. Saturday the Maroonscalsh with the Boilermakers at Lafay¬ette, and by that time “Nels” expectsto have his men in the fighting moodwhich they displayed against the 11-lini.Despite the fact that the Varsitylost a listless encounter to the Iowans,“Norgie” believes that his men willdisplay a reversal of form Saturdayand make things unpleasant for Coach“Piggy” Lamberts’ outfit.Varsity on Foreign FloorThe Varsity will be at a great dis¬advantage when playing against theBoilermakers, for they will be playingaway from home. So far this seasonthe Varsity has lost all of its gamesaway from home.Previous to the Hawkeye game theoffense of the Varsity was runningsmoothly, but in this game it seemeddecidedly weak. Since the Iowa game“Norgie” has been trying to smoothout the rough spots in this departmentof the game, and if any improvementis made, the Purdue quintet shouldhave a tough time in turning back theinvaders.“Mit” Only Consistent PlayerThe only man to show real basket¬ball ability in the Iowa game was“Mit” Romney. This stellar perform¬er played in his usual fashion, and hiswork being the only pleasing featureof the Saturday clash. He is the oneconsistent player on the team.The Varsity quintet is almost outof the race for the honors, but any¬thing is liable to happen during theremainder of the season. They maynot cop the banner this season, butcan surely make it disagreeable forthe remaining opponents on the BigTen schedule, if they again get going.Meet Buckeyes Next WeekOn Washington’s birthday theVarsity will clash with the Ohio Statequintet which they already have de¬feated. Although the game will beplayed at Columbus the team should(Continued on Pane 4)FINAL INDOOR PREPTRACK MEET TO BERUN OFF SATURDAYSaturday will mark the close of theIndoor Interscholastic track meetsconducted by the athletic department.Two meets have already been run,leaving four teams with a chance ofcopping the handsome cups offered asprizes.University High is leading the oth¬er prep schools, having scored 50points, and is pressed by the Oak Parkartists with 66 points. These twoteams will in all probability battle itout for the honors on Saturday morn¬ing. Evanston and Hyde Park are notfar behind the leaders, having 54 and53 points respectively.In the junior division the Oak Parkboys seem to have the edge, andshould have little trouble in winningthe meet.The distribution of prizes will takeplace on Feb. 25, when the Athleticdepartment will play host to the prepathletes at a dinner in the Commons.A. A. Stagg will personally presentthe prizes to the victorious athletes.Cups will be given to the winningteams, and to the victorious relayteams, and medals will he given tothe individual winners. After the din¬ner the athletes will proceed to Bart¬lett where they will witness the Min¬nesota game as guests of the Uni¬versity.“Red” Jackson has issued a call forvolunteers to help at the meet onSaturday morning. Those wishing tohelp mav see Jackson at the Psi Up-sllon house. Roll ’Em Judge; ThatDoesn’t LookNatural!Step right up, gentlemen, pay your50c and you may enter the greatestcrap game going. You may win asmuch as $20 in a single day. Gamesstart around noon in the basement ofthe Law building and usually continuethroughout the day.A representative of this paper en¬tered the west door of the Law build¬ing yesterday and descended to thebasement. Here he tumed to his leftand proceeded through the men’s lock¬er room to the extreme noith end ofthe building where he turned to theright and came into full view of thegame in progress. When the report¬er arrived there was a paltry $2.50 inthe pot, hut side bets soon broughtit up to $5.The best etiquette seems to pre¬scribe that the player in possessionof the dice place 50c in the pot. Thissum is at once covered by some on¬looker and the player in hand pro¬ceeds to roll his point. Following this,anyone may offer a bet by shoutinghis offer such as, “A buck he comes.”If another player covers the bet bycalling, “He doesn’t,” before the nextthrow the side bet remains on thetable until the roller makes his pointor looses. Plenty of money is alwaysin sight and no trouble is ever exper¬ienced in getting takers for side bets.They laugh at this in the Law build-ng as Birdie would wheeze.“OLD MAN” SCORES“PRO” ATHLETE INSPEECH TO FROSHCoach Stagg Lauds Amateurs’Status at Debater’sMeetProfessional athletics came in forbelligerent treatment at the hands ofCoach Stagg when he addressed thefreshmen debaters on the question,“Should University athletes be per¬mitted to participate in non-univers¬ity athletics,” Monday in Classics.Beginning his talk with an explanation of the motor and psychologicaldevelopment of the athlete, the OldMan branched off onto the actualharm done the individual, the college,and athletics at large when a sup¬posedly amateur sportsman engagesfor pay in professional contests. “Itis all right for the athlete to take partin professional athletics if he wishesto,” the Old Man said, “but it is de-■idedly poor policy and unfair to playprofessionally at one time and as anamateur at another.”Athletics Develop MoralsSpeaking of the harm done the in¬dividual in permitting him to take payfor his athletic prowess, Coach Staggstressed the character and moral de¬velopment of the college athlete, who,he said, “gives all his strength andenergy for the furtherance of his uni¬versity’s good name.”Professional athletics cannot buildup stamina in this way, he said, theparticipants putting into their workeffort which is proportionate to theirrate of pay.The speaker also advised the fresh-(Continued on Page, 3)English Has Ticketsto Bowling ClassicHarry English, manager of theReynolds club, says that he can get100 $1.50 tickets for the World’s Clas¬sic Bowling Tournament now takingplace at the Coliseum for the smallprice of 25 cents. Hank Marino, man¬ager of the Reynolds club alleys, willbowl that night, as will eleven otherworld leaders. Hank is now listed asfifth, and needs all the support thatthe hundred lusty University voicesare capable of giving him.Louis Peterson, the man who ar¬ranged the meet, has guaranteed toMr. English the above number oftickets at the mentioned price. To¬night is the night of the big treat,and English wants reservations madeat once. Both men and women canattend. The time is 8:15. The placeis the Coliseum Annex. TnmcStions GIVE ACTIVITIES OF NOMINEESplans surprise FOR TOMORROW’S ELECTIONSFlags and Foliage Form Basis;Begin Work NextSundayA N NOUNCE A RRANGEMENTSDecorating activities for the Wash¬ington Prom \s il 1 begin late Sundayand continue over Monday and Tues¬day, according to advice from the dec¬orating committee.The nature of the decorations, how¬ever, is not divulged. It is expected,however, that the scheme will beworked out on the basis of Americanflags and a large variety of greenfoliage. Banks of ferns and green-ry will deck the hallways and trans¬form the gymnasium into a dancefloor deluxe.Rustic Bridge AbandonedWork will soon begin upon the con¬struction of the orchestra shell in thesouth balcony. The plan of a rusticbridge to arch the swimming pool asoriginally announced has been givenup and a secret arrangement for thedecking of the aquatic sanctum hasbeen substituted.The work of decorating is to bedone entirely by students with thehelp of the Buildings and Groundsdepartment. Members of various fra¬ternities and freshmen in general willbe asked to devote as much time aspossible on Monday and Tuesday tothe work. No women’s gym classeswill be held either day.Begin Promptly at 9The dance will officially open at 9.At that time the receiving line willform and the orchestra will open fireon several preliminary numbers.(Continued on page 3)OUTGOING COUNCILHOLDS ITS FINALMEETING OF TERM Three Candidates Ousted From Running Becauseof Ineligibility! Polls Will be Open From8 to 4 in Cobb HallJuniors Will Frolicat Sigma Nu HouseSigma Nu house, instead of thePsi Upsilon domicile as previouslyannounced, will be the scene of theJunior class tea Sunday, from 3:30to 6. The change was made yesterdayafter careful consideration of the ad¬vantages of the two abodes. “Wehave chosen Sigma Nu house becauseit has concrete floors and will be ableto stand the gaff of the ‘ice-breaking’entertainments we have planned,”says Russell Ward of the entertain¬ment committee.Refreshments in the form of sand¬wiches, coffee and ice cream will beserved at the affair. Admission willbe free to all Juniors.Final arrangements for the hold-ng of elections tomorrow was thehief concern of the Undergraduate'ouncil in its meeting Tuesday. Thelections are under the control of the’ouncil and two members of thatody are required to he present athe polls every hour throughout theay. Marshals and Aides also willfficiate at the polls. The Council as. whole constitutes a committee forhe counting of the ballots.Burdette Ford submitted a briefirelimirary report on the staging ofSettlement Night. A complete de-ailed report of the annual charityete was promised for the next Coun-'1 meeting.The problem of keeping high schooltudents and members of other classesrom attending dances and socialunctions of the various classes wasiscussed. Class presidents were au-horized to expend funds for the hiref uniformed guards from the Build-igs and Grounds department to betationed at the entrances to theance floors and to require class tick-ts of all students entering.Reports were heard on the progressf inter-class basketball and theWashington Prom.A discussion ensued concerning theeports of campus organizations sub-litted to the Council annually. Here-Dfore, reports have been made uponlanks supplied by the Council forfiat purpose. As a means of increas-lg the efficiency of the plan, thelouncil decided to appoint a commit-?e to make investigations of organ-:ations whenever such# action waseemed necessary. Such investiga-ions will be based upon the questionf whether that organization is ful-lling the purpose for which it wasriginally chartered.The meeting was closed with fare¬wells to Council members who will beeplaced by those elected Friday.~~DAILY PROGRAM SENIORS TO PLAYSOPHS IN FOURTHGAME OF TOURNEYJuniors Stage Game WithFreshmen Tonight in Bart¬lett GymnasiumTODAYPublic lecture, Ernest H. Baynes,’he Truth About Vivisection,” 4:30,andel hall. Tonight at 7:30 the seniors willhave a chance to tie for the lead inthe interclass basketball tourney ina game witn the sophomores, who arenow holding first place.Following this contest the juniorswill play the freshmen; if the fresh¬men win, the standing will be a dou¬ble tie, with the seniors and sopho-nores in the lead, and the juniors andfreshmen second.Each team now has two moregames to play, and Jack Harris,chairman of the committee in chargeof the tournament, has announcedthat the winners may have a chanceto play the second varsity team.Announce Team StandingsAttendance at the interclass con¬tests has been improving at eachgame, and a record crowd is expectedat the games tonight.Standing of the teams at present is:Won Lost Pet.Sophomores 3 0 1.000Seniors 2 1 .666Juniors 1 2 .333Freshmen 0 3 .000 Three nominees for election tomor¬row were declared ineligible by theBureau of Records. They ar as fol¬lows: William Gallinger, RobertTieken, and Florence Cook. A num¬ber of candidates who were aware ofineligibility withdrew Monday andtheir names were published in Tues¬days’ Daily Maroon.Elections will be held tomorrow'from 8 to 4 in Cobb 9A. All under¬graduates who have registered at anyone of the three registrations heldthis year are eligible to vote. Classtickets must be presented at the timeof ballot casting.Name Eligible CandidatesThe names of eligible candidates asthey will appear upon the ballot withtheir activities follows:HONOR COMMISSIONJuniorsRussell Ward—Editor-in-chief 1922Cap and Gown, Iron Mask, Black-friars, Publicity chairman Juniorclass, Phi Gamma Delta.George Hartman—Three Quarter’sclub, Skull and Crescent, Captain Set¬tlement team, ’20, InterscholasticCommission ’21, Golf Team Medalistand Runner-up Western Intercolleg¬iate Golf Championship '21, Capt.-elect Golf Team, Alpha Delta Phi.Livingston Hall—Activity list notsubmitted.Charles Loeffel—Withdrawn.Anne Gwen Pickens—Activity listnot submitted.Elizabeth Jones—Sponsor Federa¬tion, Ida Noyes Auxiliary, Financialcommittee Junior class, Y. W. C. A.Finance committee, Quadrangler.Ruth Seymour—Freshman Com¬mission, Sign of Sickle, Vice-presidentFreshman class, First and SecondCabinets Y. W. C. A., Wyvem.Ruth Metcalfe—Freshman Commis¬sion, Second Cabinet Y. W. C. A.,Captain Junior College Basketballteam, Ida Noyes Auxiliary, Chairman(Continued on Page 2)COMMITTEE WORKSON PLAN TO CHECKSCALPING OF TICKETSInsure Phoenix forSunshine and SalesRegardless of the weather thismorning, the Phoenix will be on saleon the campus. Robert Maxon, thebusiness manager, has secured an in¬surance contract from Lloyd’s Ltd.,which stipulates that in the event thatrain, snow, sleet, hail, or anythingshort of a complete disruption of theuniverse, makes "its appearance be¬tween the hours of 8 and 11 the sumof three hundred and seventy-five dol¬lars will be paid to the Phoenix.“We could sell the complete issue,”said Maxon, “even though it shouldrain, snow, or etc. But we must takeprecautions because of our prettysaleswomen, for they have to standout in the open, where the battlingelements cannot be restrained. What?Influenza? oh, yes, of course. Butwhat I was thinking of was their com¬plexions.”Albion Alumni Give BanquetAlumni and all former students ofthe Albion College, Michigan, will begiven a banquet by the Chicago Alum¬ni association Saturday night at 6 inparlor D of the Hotel Morrison. Therewill be a cover charge of $2.50. Dr.Love joy will he the toastmaster andPresident Laird the principal speaker. Having submitted a preliminary re¬port to the Boara of Physical Culturej and Athletics, the faculty committeeon football tickets, consisting ofProf. James A. Field, chairman: Prof.<’ H. G. Moulton, and Nathan G. Plymp-I ton of the auditor’s office, is workingI out the details of a plan to control| the sale of football tickets at the Un:-j versity next fall. The Board of| Physical Culture and Athletics hasapporved the preliminary plan.“The tentative plan that was out¬lined in the report embraces a goodmany features that were successfulat other places,” said Prof. Field yes-j terday, “but embodies certain modi¬fications to meet local conditions. Ifthe plan in its final form is approved,it is expected that it will be put intooperation for at least three gamesnext year; that is, those with Prince¬ton, Illinois, and Wisconsin.”Appointed by Pres. JudsonThe committee, which was appoint-I ed last quarter by Pres. Harry Pratt! Judson to consider the existing sys-j tem of distributing football ticket*,j and to formulate a plan to rempdv! the evils which had grown up, has! held meetings both with the Under-[ graduate Council and with represen¬tatives of the alumni in an effort totake into account the interests of allconcerned. Correspondence has beenentered upon with other large uni¬versities which have similar prob¬lems to cope with, such as Harvard,Yale and Princeton. Close study hasbeen given to the systems developedat those places after twenty-five orthirty years’ experience.The report will probably be sub¬mitted sometime in the spring, andwill he passed upon at that time.THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 16, 1922Gljr flaili; jfflanuntThe Student Newspaper of thet niversity of Chicagol’liblUbcU uiorutiitfa, except Saiurduy, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The HallyMaroon Company. ■Kutered an second class mail at the l hl-cago post office, Chicugo, Illinois,^ March13. 1WW. under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Member ofThe Western Conference I'ress AssociationEDITORIAL STAFFHerbert Kubel Managing EditorLennox tirey News EditorRichard Kllt'l Asst. News EditorMary Uuyes Woman’s EditorArvid Luude Athletics EditorBartlett Connack Dramatic EditorHarry Bird Feature EditorLeonard Well Associate EditorThursday, February 16, 1922WHY CELEBRATE?It is pleasing for the Universitystudent to be assured that he, aboveall classes of the so-called human race,is of remarkable intelligence. But itis hardly a cause for extended cele¬bration.l’eople have been intelligent and yethave failed miserably in their compe¬tition with members of the outsideworld. For intelligence as the termsis employed by the psychologist, sig¬nifies the capacity for knowledge. Itis a goad rather than a victory, anability rather than an achievement.It is only natural therefore that theUniversity, that all universities, bemade up of the cream of the intellig¬ent, for the skimmed milk, the lessintelligent, do not meet the require¬ments of the high class demand of theuniversity examinations. In a schoolfor acrobats there is a low percentageof cripples. But this presents nocause for their boasting. That one isa member of the more intelligent fivepercent is no reason for one to expecthuzzas or congratulations. It is rath¬er a demand for one to make the mostof his possibilities by application andby study.NICK THISOccasionally one hears, or over¬hears, a remark about the lack ofclose relationship between the facultyand the students at Chicago and evenbetween the students themselves. Itis true that at Chicago, as at all verylarge universities, there is not alwayssuch close relationship, but to say itis entirely absent, that all relationson the Quadrangles between studentsand faculty are frost-bitten, is decid¬edly untrue.Some one has wisely declared thatthe use of nick-names and name con¬tractions is one of the best tests offriendly and personal relationships inany community. Many a great manhas sought the honor of being calledby some affectionate nick-name. Well,now, how about Chicago ?At Chicago we have “Freddy”Starr, “Daddy” Mechem, “Judge”Hinton, “Prexy,” “Duke” Jones,“Teddy” Linn, “Dope” Moulton, “Ar¬tie” Scott, “Andy” McLaughlin, “Phil”Allen, “Doc” Reed, the “Old Man.”Quite a collection, isn’t it? Besidesthere are “Norgie,” “Don,” “Sam,”“Hank,” “Mac,” “Steve,” “Dave,”“Colonel,” “Jerry,” and others. AndAmong the students it’s simply“Chuck,” “Death,” “Fritz,” “Mitt,”“Red,” and so on. Such plants couldnot possibly flouiish in arctic atmos¬phere. By their names ye shall knowthem—and it sonuds like the days ofreal sport.—Alumni Magazine. ASCHER'SFROLIC THEATRE55th St. and Ellis Ave.Some of the Big Attractions During WashingtonAnniversary WeekMONDAY and TUESDAY, FEB. 20-21DOUBLE FEATUREElliot Dexter and Claire Windsor in“LARCENY”ALSO H. C. WITWER’SFamous Stories of Society and Prize Ring“The Leather Pushers’'—Round OneWED. and THURS., FEB. 22-23GEO. M. COHAN’SGreat Stage Success“GET RICH QUICK WALLINGFORD”Also Johnny Hines in “Torchy Takes a Chance’FR1. and SAT., FEB. 24-25Wesley (Freckles) Barry in“PENROD”A picture that will take you back to childhoodAnd Buster Keaton in “The Boat”GIVE ACTIVITIES OF NOMINEESFOR TOMORROWS ELECTIONl Continued from Page 1)Settlement Night committee, Sign ofSickle, W. A. A., Asst. Business Man¬ager Portfolio ’21, Federation Coun¬cil, Chi Rho Sigma.Hazel Jenney—Publicity Commit¬tee Y. W. C. A., Finance CommitteeY. W. C. A., Publicity committeeFederation, Freshman Commission,Mortar Board.Ten Sophomores for CommissionSophomoresRussell Carrell — UndergraduateCouncil, Daily Maroon, Three Quar¬ter’s club, Score club, Asst. Managerof University Circus, SettlementNight Finance committee, b reshmanand Sophomore Scholarships, DeltaUpsilon.Donald Nightengale—Three Quar¬ter’s club, Skull and Crescent, Fresh¬man and Varsity Swimming, CaptainSettlement Night team, Cap andGown, Phi Kappa Sigma.Arthur Cody—Three Quarter’s club,Skull and Crescent, Daily Maroon,Cheerleader, Freshman Baseball, PsiUpsilon.Charles Stiefel—Three Quarter’sclub, Associate Editor Cap and Gown,Zeta Beta Tau.Philip Van Deventer—Three Quar¬ter’s club, Score club, FreshmanBaseball, Varsity Swimming, DeltaKappa Epsilon.William Goodheart, Jr.—Band, Gleeclub, Three Quarter’s club, Settle¬ment Night, Interscholastic, Black-friars ’21, Phi Delta Theta.Elizabeth Wright—W. A. A., Fed¬ eration Sponsor, Y. W. C. A. commit¬tees, Sigma.Dorothy McKinlay — FreshmanCommission, Second Cabinet, Y. W.C. A., Federation Sponsor, ChairmanCircus Committee, Sign of Sickle,Chairman Settlement Night commit- Itee, Wyvern.Winifred King—Second Cabinet Y. >W. C. A., Portfolio, Sign of Sickle, jSecretary Sophomore class, Quad-!rangier.Helen Robbins—Freshman Commis¬sion, President of Freshman Women’sclub, Second Cabinet, Y. W. C. A.,Executive committee Sophomoreclass.Council Nominees Announcedl NDERGRADUATE COUNCILJuniorsJohn Harris—Three Quarter’s club,Score club, Iron Mask, Blackfriars,Asst. Chairman Settlement Night,Undergraduate Council, Delta KappaEpsilon.Walker Kennedy—Three Quarter’sclub, Score club, Iron Mask, Black¬friars, Treasurer Sophomore class,Delta Tau Delta.Egil Krogh—Football (1) (2),Track (1) (2) 3), Cap and Gown,Interscholastic Commission, “C” man,Kappa Sigma.Charles Loeffel—Cap and Gown,Daily Maroon (1 and 2), Three Quarter’s club, Score club, Iron Mask, So¬cial Chairman (2 and 3)’ Dramaticclub, Psi Upsilon.Arthur White — President ThreeQuarter’s club (1), Skull and Cres¬cent, President Sophomore class, jSwimming team ’21 and ’22, Alpha'Delta Phi. Katherine Longwell—W. A. A.Board, Portfolio, Honor Commission,Social Committee Junior class, Y. W.C. A., Quadrangler.Eleanor Mills—Freshman Commis¬sion, Sign of Sickle, Settlement NightTreasurer, Senior Vaudeville, Port¬folio Chorus ’21, Portfolio TicketManager ’22, W. A. A., Y. W. C. A.committee, Finance committee Soph¬omore class, Publicity committee Jun¬ior class, Mortar Board.Harriet Shanks—Federation Spon¬sor, Dramatic club, President Spanishclub, Social Service Work Evenings,Junior class Finance committee, Del-tho.Signe Wennerblad—Freshman com¬mission, Second Cabinet Y. W. C. A.,Portfolio Board, Vice-president Soph¬omore class, Federation Council, Wy-vem.SophomoresJoseph Duggan—Three Quarter’sclub, Skull and Crescent, FreshmanHop Leader, Varsity Basketball squad,Numerals ’24, Sigma Chi.Clarence Brickman—Varsity Trackand Freshman, Numerals ’24, ThreeQuarter’s club, Skull and Crescent,Chairman Sophomore Athletic com¬mittee, Delta Upsilon.Ella Marks—Freshman Commis¬sion, Second Cabinet Y. W. C. A.,Portfolio, Esoteric.Mabel Kiser—Federation Sponsor,Second Cabinet Y. W. C. A., Portfolio,Chi Rho Sigma.Adeline Vaile—Second Cabinet Y.W. C. A., Federation, Sigma.FreshmanCharles Calkins—Freshman ClassExecutive Committee, FreshmanSwimming team, Chi Psi.Robert Koerber—Three Quarter’sclub, Cap and Gown, Freshman classSocial Committee, Sigma Nu.Helen llarpel—Settlement Nightcommittee, Portfolio, Y. W. C. A.committee, Committee Freshman Wo¬men’s club, Esoteric.Beatrice Gale—Y. W. C. A. com¬mittee, Portfolio, W. A. A., MortarBoard.Martha Smart—Social committeeFreshman Class, Settlement Nightcommittee, Y. W. C. A., SettlementNight Vaudeville, Quadrangler. Portfolio TicketTotal Reaches $800Ticket sale for the Portfolio pro¬duction, “Paint, Powder and Patches,”is exceeding all expectations, accord¬ing to Eleanor Mills who is in chargeof the box office. Rehearsals are be¬ing held regularly, and the managersfeel confident that the large crowdsof which they are now assured willwitness one of the best shows eyerproduced in Mandel hall.Mr. Coleman expresses great pleas¬ure at the speed with which the par¬ticipants are taking on professionalpolish. The few intricate dances whichhe has given the choruses have beenmastered to such an extent that onlya few rehearsals will be necessary tocomplete minor details such as en¬trances and exits.The songs, which a few outsidershave been permitted to hear, havebeen praised highly as the best thathave been used in any Portfolio pro¬ductions. Their execution like thatof dances, have reached a stage ofperfection that was unlooked for bythe most optimistic of the managers.The ticket sale yesterday wasslightly lower than on previous days.The total sales have mounted to $800,far more than the sales force had ex¬pected. With eight days remainingbefore the opening performance aticket shortage is feared. Mail ordersare being received in large numbersfrom alumni and persons interestedin L’niversity affairs.Hold Reynolds ClubNominations Mar. 28NOTICE!By patronizing our ad¬vertisers you benefit your-;self, our advertisers and The{Daily Maroon. Nominations for Reynolds club of¬ficers to succeed the present executivecouncil will be hold Tuesday, Feb. 28.j At that time a emomission will he ap-I pointed to supervise elections, whichj will be hold Mar. 10.A dance will be given by the clubon night of elections, at which returnsJ on the voting will be given out. Inorder to voee members must presentcards for the present quarter.THE FASHION LUNCH ROOM1004 East 55th StreetBEST OF FOOD, Properly CookedExcellent Service, Popular PricesThe All American PlaceORAHOOD AND SONTHE DAILY MAROON 1ASST. RECORDER NOTIFIESCANDIDATES FOR DEGREESProvisional lists of candidates forgraduation at the spring convocationMar. 21, have been posted as statedbelow. Students expecting to receivea degree at this time should inspectthe appropriate lists. Those who donot find their names should consultthe official specified below not laterthan Feb. 25.1. The Colleges of Arts, Litersture and Science, west wall of thebureau of records within door 2A—Miss Gibson.2. The college of Commerce andAdministration and of Social ServiceAdmirisrtation, bulletin hoard Cobbhall, second floor, room 6B—Miss Sig-rid Johnson.3. College of Education, includingalso candidates for certificates, Blainehall bulletin board—Miss Barker.Your best bet — MaroonClassified Ads bring results.Try one today! THE TURKISH CIGARETTEEvery day muradsare held higher in theestimation of the menwho smoke them.They are the standard ofTaste.They arc 100% pure Turk¬ish tobacco — of the finestvarieties grown.They never disappoint —Makers of the Uigkoii Grade Turkishand Egyptian Cigandtes in the World never fail — never change —You arc proud to smokethem in any company—onany occasion.They arc the largest sell¬ing high-grade cigarette inthe world.The cigarette smokers ofAmerica 1)0 prefer Qualityto Quantity."Judge for Yourself—!” *!A CAMPUS NECESSITY j TSUBSCRIBE TODAY!I itPOLITICAL SCIENCECLUB TO CONDUCTMOCK CONVENTIONTo give students a graphic demon¬stration of practical politics in action,the Political Science club, togetherwith several professors of the depart¬ment, is planning to organize andoperate a mock constitutional conven¬tion on the basis of the present con¬vention at Springfield, Illinois. Twoor three sessions open to the publicwill be held on Mar. 1 and 2, in Har¬per assembly hall.According to plans of AssociateProf. L. D. White, one of those incharge of the project, it will be mod¬eled exactly upon the lines of theconference which is now remodelingthe constitution of the state of Illinois.The vital problems which are facingthe statesmen of this body will bethrashed out by the would-be politi¬cians in Harper.Taking part in the discussions willbe 102 delegates, two from each dis¬trict of the state. The president ofthe convention will be some man ofprominence in the public life of Illi¬nois—perhaps the chairman of theactual convention. For the discussionof proposed acts of the constitution,floor leaders will be appointed on eachside of the question and a vigorouspolitical struggle will probably ensue.Most of the seats in the conclavewill be filled by students registeredin the course on state government.Delegates to fill the remaining spacemay register with Prof. White at anytime. Because of the limited numberof accommodations available, an earlydate of application is advised. Any¬one interested is eligible to appear asone of the delegates.“OLD MAN” SCORES PRO ATH¬LETE IN SPEECH TO FROSH(Continued from Page 1)men who will debate the question ofprofessional athletics in colleges withIllinois April 14, that the amateurathlete is building up strong charac¬teristic traits of loyalty, spirit, andwhole-heartedness by giving his ef-foits to the alma mater. The rewardof the amateur is not in the mone¬tary gain of the professional, but inthis strength of character, Mr. Staggpointed out.The first tryouts in which six de¬baters will be selected will take placetomorrow at 4:30 in Classics 10. rI hedebaters will draw lots for their po¬sitions and will be allowed three min¬utes for their main speech and twominutes for rebuttal. All freshmenwho have not registered are urged toleave their names with Harold Lass-well, Box 31, Faculty Exchange, orwith George Mins, 4 North hall.PROM COMMITTEE ON DECORA¬TIONS PLAN SURPRISE(Continued from Page 1)The grand march will begin promptly at 9:30. Following its execution,the program of 10 dances will start.Word from the arrangements com¬mittee announces the fact that theDaily Maroon ommitted fruit cock¬tail from the supper menu printedyesterday. We regret the oversight.Hungry Winter LevelsMr. Flook’s BigCoal PileUnder the force of Supt. Flook’smultiplex, tractor-driven shovels theMaryland Ave. coal pile is rapidlydwindling away. Into the rapaciousmaws of the power house heating engines many tons have been dumpeddaily in an effort to debar the polaratmosphere from lecture halls andclassrooms.When asked his opinion of thermalconditions at the University, Mr. L.R. Flook cast a cold glance upon thereporter. “1 am rather proud of thework which has been done in thisconnection,” he radiated. “There isan old proverb that ‘Faith will movemountains’ and I consider that wehave proved its truth.“The Maryland coal heap, once aworthy rival of the lofty Himalayas,is now diminished until it does notsurpass in altitude Chicago Heightsor Mitchell tower. We intend to keepon feeding it to the furnaces until ithas been leveled.”With a carbonaceous smile, the su¬perintendent said, “Excuse me. Ihave to tend to those darn fuel fur¬naces again.”The Student Newspaper that hasAll the News—The Daily Maroon. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16. 1922The Christian Science society willmeet today at 4:30 in Harper assem¬bly. John Flinn will speak on “Chris¬tian Science.”The Near East club will meet withDr. T. G. Allen today at 8. Asst.Prof. Sprengling will speak on “TheTravels of a Sanskrit Book on anArabic Ticket.”The Sociology club will meet todayat 8 in Classics 20. Prof. Newmanwill talk on “The Present Status ofthe Theory of Evolution.”The faculty of the graduate schoolof the College of Social Service Ad¬ministration will meet*'Friday at 4:30.The Graduate Woman’s club willmeet tomorrow at 4:30 in the Alum¬nae room of Ida Noyes hall.The Dames club will meet tomor¬row at 8 in Ida Noyes hall.The Presbyterian club will hold itsregular monthly meeting today at4:30 in Ida Noyes theater.All Cap and Gown subscriptionsalesmen must trun in their receiptbooks and money before 3 today, atEllis 14.The Wesley club will be addressedby Dr. Warren Sheldon today at 4:30in Ida Noyes hall.The Spanish club will meet today inIda Noyes at 4:30. All members arerequested to attend.The Freshman Women’s club meet¬ing scheduled for 12 o’clock today hasbeen postponed because of the classmeetings and speeches.Dr. Warren F. Sheldon of theBoard of Education of the MethodistEpiscopal church will be the speakerat the Wesleyan club meeting todayat 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.The St. Mark’s society will hold ameeting today at 4:30 in the alumniroom of Ida Noyes hall, to discussplans for Lent. All Episcopal stud¬ents are invited.Y Conducts Tourof McCormick PlantThe McCormick Harvester andReaper plant at Western Ave. and35th St. will be the destination of thefourth Y. M. C. A. “Know Chicago”trip, starting from the Y. rooms Sat¬urday at 8:30. Although the previousjourneys have been instructive andentertaining this visit promises to bethe best of the series to date.The McCormick plant is probablythe largest of its kind in America.With the exception of the steel millsit covers the largest acreage of any ofChicago’s single companies.Soft Soph Music atExclusive Soph HopAnnouncement comes from the so¬cial committee of the sophomore classthat an exclusive soph orcehstra willdispense music for the exclusive sophdance to be held Friday afternoon inIda Noyes.Several men have been chosen foreach piece in the orchestra, and willwork in shifts so that all sophomoreswho so desire will have a chance tobe on the floor for at least three ofthe dances. Nearly all the musicaltalent of the sophomore class is saidto have been signed up.Mrs. Flanagan and Miss Lanphier,of the English department, will act ashostesses for the affair.COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis AveSUBSCRIBE FORTHE MAROONRATESQuarter YearCalled for $1.50 $3.00Delivered 2.00 4.00Mailed 2.00 4.00 1922 CAP AND GOWNNEARLY READY FORPRESS, SAY EDITORSWith all editorial work except ma¬terial for the Rap and Pound sectionalready completed, the first batch ofcopy for the 1922 Cap and Gown willbe ready for the printers on Mar. 1,it was announced yesterday by Rus¬sell Ward, editor-in-chief. Final copywill be placed in his hands Mar. 15.Selection of the cover for the forth¬coming volume was made at a con¬ference of the art editors last week.It will be of genuine kowide, with aseal of gold-leaf embossed on a ma¬roon background.700 Photographs EngravedSeven hundred photographs readyfor engraving were turned over toRussell Ward yesterday by EdwardKhonigan, staff photographer. Theyinclude Senior portraits, club and fra¬ternity pictures, and snapshots toliven up the other sections of the book.To date 1100 copies of the annualhave been subscribed for. Althoughno more subscription drives will beconducted, students may subscribe forthe book in the Cap and Gown officebefore the end of the Winter quarter.At that time an order for a numberof copies corresponding to the num¬ber of subscriptions obtained will beplaced with the printers. JacksonMoore, business manager, emphasizesthe fact that no extra copies will beordered as in previous years. “Who¬ever expects to buy a copy of the bookmust enter his subscription before theend of the present quarter, or he willbe disappointed when the books areready to be distributed,” he said.The 1922 annual will be ready fordistribution around the first of June,Editor Ward says.Teresa DolanDancing Academy53rd Street and Stony Island AvenueDANCINGNIGHTLY Except MON. and FRI.Ladies FREE Sunday EveningsBeginners’ Class Mon., 8:00-11:00Private Lessons Day or Evening byAppointment. Phone Hyde Park 3080 Drama Club SecuresMiss Fitch AsDirectressThe problem of directorship of theDramatic club has at last been set¬tled. Miss Fitch, cousin of the re¬nowned Clyde Fitch is the one whowill take charge of the club produc¬tions. She is a directress in the AnneMorgan School of Dramatic Art andduring her career has produced overtwo hundred plays. In addition, MissFitch has written and produced sev¬eral pageants. For two years shewas engaged in movie work in Cali¬fornia, in which she enjoyed greatsuccess. Her most recent accomplish¬ment was the presentation of a newversion of the “Birthday of the In¬fanta,” at the Art Institute.The club will meet tomorrow inClassics 10 and continue work on itsWinter quarter production. A tea isbeing planned for Saturday in honorof the new directress, when memberswill be given an opportunity to meetand become acquainted with her. In¬itiation of new members will also beincluded in the afternoon’s program. Three Quarter’s Club Meets TonightAll Three Quarter’s men initiatedlast fall are asked to meet in the Rey¬nolds club tonight at 7:30. This is thefirst meeting since the initiation inNovember and the officers are anxiousthat the whole membership be present.The session tonight will be devotedto plans for the coming quarter. “Thisis to be a strictly business meeting,”said Pres. Kerr, “so the ex-its needhave no fear.Relish !—you will relish English Ovals—a pleasing taste•—a flavor that gratifies—the aroma of fragrant tobaccos■—made by Philip Morris— hvcom'pa'ra'bly fine!English Ovals1 dB leaded m the Good Old English WayVs—%n i■ ,! >ii ,. f GLAD CLOTHESfor Spring!BLITHE, buoyant—in harmonywith the joyousness and viva¬city of Youth are the clothesthe college girl wears in class and onthe campus.And a place of distinction is reservedin her wardrobe for the creations ofthe House of Youth. The advanceSpring creations are being featured bythe leading stores. Embodying thenew colors, the new fabrics, the variedsilhouette of the ingenious mode-each creation graced by an indefinabletouch of Youth itself.THE HOUSE OF YOUTHSCHULMAN & HAUPTMAN38 East 29th Street, New York3 Avenue De L’Opera, ParisIf you do not know thename of the store inyour locality we will bepleased to direct you>T Al lw CftulpusWTu.tUEPICIn fall wo go to football games;In spring there’s love—it’s grand!Hut what to do in winter time,I cannot understand.Term papers hot,Term papers cold;Term paper overdue.Nine days old.Oh, would some prof the giftie gie3To C ourselves if not to B us.Frier.“What have you been up to?” sheasked me as 1 straggled down frommy fourth floor Pol Econ class.Famous SighsBridge of .Tolly .Over .Heaveda .Phi .Birdie: I signed up for my pet proffor a Spring quarter course and nowfind they have shifted another, anunknown, on instead. Is this what theycall Faculty exchange?Beau Cashio.We Know Them AllBirdie: I made the suggestion inpublic speaking that the class take afield trip to the stockyards. Will youact as guide?Namresi.THE CUB REPORTERThinks that a football coach haswheels.Dopey.That Haskell museum is a shootinggallery.Larry.That the Quadrangle club is limitedto mathematics and professors.Balzac, Jr.That Mary Hayes is a Christmasfog.M. H.That the Midway Plaisance is ahalf-way house.H.That Ezra Pound is a dog-catcher.HAPPY THOUGHTBirdie: My idea of somethingstartling and novel to do would be toorganize a European tour for nextsummer.Prince Hal.“Do you use Pear’s soap?”“No. I’m not rooming with himthis quarter.”Wishbone.You Should Have Been on HandYesterdayWhat I want to knowr is what inthunder Birdie does on Wednesdayafternoons to make an AmateurWhistle necessary every Thursday.sir doug.HE’S OPTIMISTICBirdie: With apologies to him whosaid: “God gave us our relatives butwe can choose our friends,” let meoffer the following touching senti¬ment:“My frat brothers may choose mygirls in college, but thank God I canchoose my wife.” THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1922THE LAW SCHOOL AGAINProf. Mechem: “All right, you justhold that in your mind for a few min¬utes and you’ll find there’s nothing init.”Jay.CONTRIBS for the Amateur Whis-tle weren’t so numerous after all.Maybe the papers were right in allthis pro stuff.Birdie.Chinese Student toSpeak at Y ForumDaniel Fu, a Chinese student at theUniversity, will lead the discussionat the second forum held today at4:80 in the Y. M. C. A. rooms. He isthe second of the foreign students whoare speaking in a series of lectures onthe general subject, “The Problemsof Various Nations.”I>ast Thursday the Japanese stud¬ents at the University led the talk inthe first of the lectures and discus¬sions. The forums are open to allmen. ALUMNI MAGAZINEFOR FEBRUARY HASFEATURE ARTICLES English Journalistto Address ClubThe February issue of the Univers¬ity of Chicago Magazine, publishedby the Alumni council of the Uni¬versity, appeared yesterday with anumber of articles quite as interestingfor the undergraduates as for the oldtimers. An article by Miss MaryLouise Marot, ’94, tells of the “FerrisWheel Days at Chicago,” when Chicago was seething with crowds fromthe World’s Fair, and the Universitywas, literally, in short pants.The biographical sketch also in¬cludes tales of the beginnings of Uni¬versity activities, and describes the“Old Man” as he appeared on the gridin his younger days.The magazine also prints a reviewof University athletics of the currentseason, including track, basketball,and wrestling. Other features arebiographies of prominent alumni, thestory of Gus Anderson, janitor ofCobb, and News of the Quadrangles.The Letter Box always contains anumber of interesting communicationsfrom alumni, making suggestions forfuture development and recallingcustoms of former days on the quads.CLASSIFIED ADS Blackfriars Entertain OrchestraMr. S. K. Ratcliffe, the EnglishJournalist and representative inAmerica of the Manchester Guardian,and formerly editor of the “NewStatesman,” will lecture next Mondayon the subject “The Social and Indus¬trial Outlook in England.” Mr. Rat-clifTe is at present touring the UnitedStates making speeches and will stopover at the University only the oneday.The lecture will be held at 4:80 inHarper Assembly room and will beunder the auspices of the Social Serv¬ice club. It will not be limited tomembers of this club, however. Of¬ficers of the other clubs in the SocialService group have been asked to co¬operate.NORGREN DRIVES MAROONQUINTET FOR PURDUE TILT Blackfriars will entertain the newUniversity Blackfriar orchestra to- J night at 6 in Hutchinson commons.I Deun Boynton and Prof. Blanchardwill speak. The Abbot, Superiors,and staff will be present.EUROPE, 1922—Two former U. ofC. students will conduct a smallparty of young women on an ex¬tensive trip thru Europe this sum¬mer. For information write MissTower, Dept, of Physiology, Fac¬ulty Exchange, or call Local 178.FOR RENT—Desirable four roomapartment near University avail¬able Mar. 15; Oliver typewriter,desk and chair, also furnishings forsale. Phone Hyde Park 8585.LOST—Thursday, ladies’ gold pencil,initials E. A. M. F.—lost betweenPhysiology and Ida Noyes. Returnto Maroon office.ROOM TO RENT—Modem single ordouble room. Outside light. Besttransportation. Reasonable. Callafter 4. Midway 5891. 5813 Dor¬chester Ave., 1st apL (Continued from page 1)have little trouble in nosing out theBuckeyes, who have been hit hard bythe loss of some of their reliable men.Minnesota comes here on Feb. 25to tackle the Maroons again. OnMar. 3 the Varsity will journey toUrbana to combat the Illini, w’ho,since their defeat at the hands of theMaroons, have taken a spurt and de¬feated the Gophers.Badgers Here for Last FrayThe feature games of the seasonwill take place during the closingweek of the Big Ton season, when theVarsity engages in a “home andhome” series with the Badgers, who,for the past few seasons, have been astumbling block for Maroon fives. OnMar. 8 the Varsity will play at Mad¬ison, and three days later, the sceneof hostilities will be in Bartlett. i«I» {«Lx |x MHKKKGLICKMAN’S PALACE THEATERRoosevelt Road and Blue Island Ave.For Reservations Phone Haymarket 0381FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY EVENING,FEB. 17-1819—SAT. AND SUN. MATINEE* MAXIM GORK’S“NA DUE”“A NIGHT’S LODGING”In YiddishA vivid portrayal of submerged life in Russiai.SPTh'IkMxMhIxKgjSW;«[xm;x(«*x[x Lx[x :0<ix'ix!X'MJS!XMXiXiXltfDtDflHfti&iFI JROPF Passion play atG U I\\J i Li OberammergauSpecial tours for University men andwomen visiting Scotland, England,Belgium, Holland, Germany and theRhine.OBERAMMERGAUSwitzerland, Italy, and France. Thirtyto ninety days—8190 and up.The T. and S. Tours Co.mo 11/ ^11 m i Jerald Carr Smith. Secy, of the Y. M.103 West Jackson Blvd. (’ A., University RepresentativeTHE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th StreetCLUB BREAKFAST7:80 to 10 A. M.HOT SPECIALSIt A. M. to 2 P. M.LIGHT REFRESHMENTS |3 to 5 P. M.30c PLATE DINNER5 to 7:30 P. M.NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. SIXTY-THIRD ST.Under State and National SupervisionVAN’S BAZAARA True Variety Store1119 East 55th St. Published inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. Does it hurt muchto own one?THERE is a campus saying that if a man haswon a Phi Beta Kappa key or other honoraryfraternity emblem, he had better keep it out ofsight when he goes looking for a job.Still there are men who ranked high at collegeand who haven t turned out altogether failures inlife. Strange though it may seem, more and moresuch men are winning positions pretty high up inthe commercial and industrial world.Call it chance. Say they succeeded in spite oftheir scholarship. Rut, seriously, is it too much totrace a logical connection between a man’s pro¬ficiency in getting ready for his vocation and hissuccess in that vocation ?Surely it is common sense that the better gripyou get on your work now, the more easily youcan handle the big jobs later on.This question of scholarship is far bigger thanwhether you like a certain emblem and the menwho wear it. The value of the emblem is what itstands for—knowledge and the ability to thinkstraight.Develop this ability where and how you will,but develop it—because in the world of affairs theyreward it liberally.Maybe it's against all campus tradition, butsome men who stood high at college and whoentered this Company years ago have sincebecome its executives. / 11 ..I< fi