\)t map JlaroonVol. 20. No. 66. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3. 1922 Price 3 CentsMAROON BASKET TOSSERS TOMEET ILLINI HERE TOMORROWCoach Norgren’s New Combination to Get FirstReal Test—Downstaters Weakened byIneligibility of “Lawrie” Walquist“Trim the Illini” will be the Ma¬roon slogan tomorrow night whenNorgren’s basket five meets the down-state crew in Bartlett.Tomorrow’s battle will be the firstclash of the basketball season betweenthe two ancient rivals, and will be thefirst meeting of teams of the two Uni- Iversities since Stagg's grid team!trampled on the “Fighting Illini” at |Urbana in November.Illini Have F.dge on WinsAccording to the dope the Indians ihave the best chance to emerge vie- itorious. To date Coach Winters’ team jhas copped five straight tussles, while 1the Maroons have won two and losttwo. However, “Norgic” has made abig shift in his line-up, and a muchhotter battle is anticipated than is in¬dicated by the dope.The Maroons are sure to be on edgefor tomorrow’s struggle, as they a!ways hit top form when clashing withtheir down state opponents. CoachNorgren has been working hard withthe Varsity men all week, and hashis new combination working smooth¬ly.Despite the fact that “Lawrie”Walquist, Winters’ fleet forward willnot be in the lineup, due to the factthat he was recently declared inelig¬ible because of engaging in a profes¬sional football game, the Illin willpresent a .‘•ttong aggregation.Capt. Carney, one of the classiestforwards in the Big Ten, will operateat one of the forward positions, withSabo taking Walquist’s place at theother forward. Capt. Carney is oneof the star scorers of the Orange andBlue five, and is also a clever floorman.Stillwell is Real StarStillwell, a Sophomore who has•gained considerable fame in the BigTen games played this season, has thecenter post clinched. He is the heav¬iest scorer on fh»> downstate five, be¬ing adept at finding the basket fromeither long or short range. Much in¬terest will center about his work to¬morrow, for he is considered the big¬gest “find” of the year in conferencebasketball.Collins is a certainty at one of theguard jobs. He showed good formlast year and this season has beenturning in some fine performances.His mate at the guard job will prob-(Continued on Page 2) Bang! Bold Bandit IsBamboozled OnWoodlawnBRYCE HONORED BYFACULTY MEMBERSAT CLUB MEETING“A true statesman, who wanted forhis country only what was fair andjust—James Bryce was a man of suchmagnitude of mind and character athe world can ill afford to lose,” wasPresident Harry Pratt Judson’s esti¬mate of the noted British public manin an address before the Political Sci¬ence club yesterday at 4:30 in Harperassembly.“Contrary to the general impres¬sion, Bryce was not English butScotch by birth; hut in a larger sensehe was at home in all great common¬wealths, a modern citizen of theworld. He was especially interestedin the advancement of the great Ang¬lo-Saxon nations and his work in theUnited States was noteworthy.“I wish we had a dozen men in theSenate of the United States who knewns much about this country as JamesBryce did when he died. This coun¬try owes him a great debt.” In ad¬dition, President Judson gave a shortsketch of Bryce’s career as a publicman.Prof. J. W. Thompson spoke ofBryce’s historical work, “The TTolyRoman Empire. Prof. Ernst Freunddescribed his comparative studies ofEnglish and Roman law, and Prof.C. E. Merriam discussed Bryce as a ^representative of English liberalism.' Adventure hounds who regulatetheir hours of rising by shots of boldbad bandits at early morning dawnwere thrilled la.-t Wednesday night.That is they would’have been, hadthey accompanied Martha Bennet,freshman, on her way toward IdaNoyes hall.Stranger than eerie tales of Lime-house Nights is the story which wasunravelled that night.Martha flapped along WoodlawnAxe. About a block from Ida Noyes,a chivalrous, chivvering bandit block¬ed the way.“You’re held up,” he gasped, flour¬ishing a wicked blue automatic.“But 1 haven’t any money,” sheanswered coyly.“What not even a watch?” Therobber seemed bored.“No, but I can tell you the time,”she ventured. “It’s just 7:30. Andby the way, if you’re going south youcan walk down to 50th St. with me.”“Thanx,” said the bandit ironically.Then they strolled together throughthe Woodlawn night.He escorted her as far as the doorof Ida Noyes. “Thank you so much.”She laughed. The bandit sighed.“By the way,” quoth the bold hadrobber. “1 take it you enjoy life.Here’s a iotta hold-up guys aroundhere who haven't got a sense of hu¬mor.”LOCAL PSYCHOLOGYDEPARTMENT TESTS300 BANK WORKERSKingsbury Gives IntelligenceExaminations Based onC. and A. ModelIntelligence tests were recentlygiven to the .'!00 Fort Dearborn bankemployees who were transferred tothe Continental Commercial and Na¬tional bank. These tests were thesame as have been used in the schoolof Commerce and Administration forthe past ten years and were super¬vised by Mr. Kingsbury of the Psy¬chology department.All students entering the C. and A.school are compelled to take the test,a record being kept of the result and(Continued on Page 3)Senior? to Turn Outfor Dinner Tonight“Any senior who is not present attin senior dinner tonight would be afuse for the psychopathic hospital,”said the hanker of that class when in-terx iexved by a reporter for The DailyMaroon. The class president and oth¬er prominent crooks and politiciansheartily agreed with these sentiments.It was said that no cases had been re¬ported up to 7 last night.Tickets worth up to $1.50 are soil¬ing for 75c, and may he secured at’ho door.Most of the seniors interviewed ad¬mitted that there had been some fined'nners in former years. “But,” theysu’d, “there never was a dinner thatcould be compared with this latesta'fair." The class has prepared tor.ilence anyone who insists on makingcomparisons, and to guard againstthis all except loyal seniors will beexcluded from the affair. Time: fl>:30.Place: Hutchinson cafe. Attractions:C.ood food and music (go and sec foryourselves.)Seniors who have paid their classdues and failed to submit their ad-dr* sses, are requested to send in theirpermanent addresses immediately inorder to receive the alumni magazine. TENTATIVE CASTFOR “ANYBODY’SGIRL” IS CHOSENTwenty-four Picked to lakeLeads in Friars’ Show; Cole¬man Pleased with TalentCOPE IS ORCHESTRA MANAGERTwo casts for the 1922 Blackfriarproduction, “Anybody’s Girl,” werechosen last night. Twenty-four menmake up the two casts. Each of thecharacters will be given his part tolearn at the end of the quarter. Thefinal cast will be chosen at a rehearsalearly in the Spring quarter.The men who were chosen for eachpart are as follows:TRAMPS: Jay Silverberg, GeorgeRutter, Nelson Fuqua, TheodoreBrookhauser, and Adrian Kraus.FREDDY: Jerome Neff and Wil¬liam Burleigh.GLADYS: Owen Nugent andGeorge Harvey.PHYLLIS: Donald Foote and TedIscrman.NEILL: Bartlett Cormack andFrier McCollister.DINK: William Gleason and Man-ley Immell.PETE: Lewis Warner and RobeitAllen.GUS: Vories Fisher and D. G. Sny¬der.CLARENCE: Daniel Protheroe andWilliam Bald.TROUBADOUR: Roscoe Stewart.JANE: Robert McDonald and Dud¬ley Jessop.Coleman Pleased with Talent“Either of the two casts picked la.-tright will put the show over in greatstyle,” Hamilton Coleman, producerof “Anybody’s Girl,” asserted lastnight. “The men have plenty of timeto sHidv their parts, and 1 know theywill he successful if they put all oftheir efforts in studying the hook andmemorizing their lines. A rehearsalwill be called early in April when thefinal cast will be chosen.”Maurice Cope was elected to man¬age the University of Chicago Black¬friar orchestra, an innovation thisyear. Under the leadership of J.Beach Cragun, twenty-five energeticUniversity musicians are daily tryingtheir hardest to make the Blackfriarorchestra. The orchestra is expectedto give public concerts soon and onehas been planned with the Glee club.Maroon Grapplers MeetBoilermakers TomorrowGreatly encouraged by their easywin over the Purple grapplers twoweeks ago, Coach “Pat” Wright’swrestlers tackle Purdue University’steem tomorrow night at Lafayette,1The showing against the Purpleteam was a surprise to Maroon fol¬lowers of the mat sport, and greattilings are expected of the Varsitymen when they go to the mat at theIndiana institution. The strength ofthe team will be greatly impaired dueto the fact that some of the men arenot in the best of condition.Purdue has a well balanced teamth's season. It has defeated Noith-w* stern and Ohio State, but wastrounced by Paul Prehn’s Illini. Theprobable lineup against the Maroonswill he Turner, 115 lbs.; Gray, 125bs.; Capt. Macklin, 135 lbs.; Kcpple,145 lbs.; Dye, 158 lbs.; Swank, 175lbs.; and Spencer, heavyweight.Sarpolis, who was ineligible for the°urple meet, is noxv on the eligibleist, and will represent the Varsity inthe 175 lbs. and heavyweight classes.Keeler, 158 IDs., Hotkowski, 135 lbs.,ind Loveland, 125 lbs., will also rep¬resent the Varsity against the Boiler¬makers. Dawson and Tsoules are al--o to make the trip.PREP TRACK MEET POSTPONED FEDERATION FASHION SHOWSTARTS AT 3:30 TODAYSilver Cups to Individual Winners; Loving Cups toSuccessful Group, Are Prizes—ExpectOverflow CrowdThinks Green Hall IsGreen House; AsksFor PosiesThe indoor interscholastic trackmeet scheduled for tomorrow has beenpostponed till Saturday, Feb. 11, onaccount of the erection of- bleachersfor the Illinois game. A phone rang in Green hall yester¬day.“Beg pardon, but could you tell mewhen you are going to have an ex¬hibit of American beauties?” asked axoice from the other end of the wire.“I know nothing about it? I’msorry,” answered Lucile Hoerr. “Any¬thing else 1 can do for you?”“Are your tulips ready?” he asked.“I’m sure 1 couldn’t tell you,” saidshe. ■“What about that nexv passion flow¬er?” xx as his rejoinder.“You must have the wrong party.This is Green hall speaking.”“Pardon me,” said he as he hungup the receiver, “1 thought it was thegreen house.”TICKETS FOR 1922WASHINGTON PROMWILL COST $6.60Quota Allowed to Non-Fra-ternity Men Taken.Lanigan AnnouncesTickets for the Washington Promto be held the night of Feb. 21 willcost $6.00 a piece. This is a decreasein 40 cents over that paid last year.Of the total amount, $6.00 will gotoxvard the support of the Prom whilethe added 00 cents is to cover the wartax which the government xvill collectas its portion of the receipts.All mails to the Beta house wereloaded yesterday as non-fraternitymen sent in their applications fortickets. By early afternoon, the quo¬ta allotted to non-fraternity men hadbeen taken and Wallace Lanigan,chairman of the ticket committee, an¬nounced that no further reservationswould be received.“The applications simply swarmedin,” said Lanigan. “Several more en¬ergetic undergraduates beat the postman to it and did their own deliveringlong before 8. More than 25 reserva¬tions came in too late Thursday af¬ternoon to be considered.”Distribute Tickets TuesdayTickets to non-fraternity men xvillbe distributed from the Beta Theta1’i house, 5737 University Ave., Tues¬day between 1 and 3. All applicantswill apply at that time anil thosewhose letters were received suffi¬ciently early xvill receive their tickets.Due to the large number of studentswho sent in reservations, it is impos¬sible to notify separately those xvhowill and will not receive tickets be¬fore Tuesday. All non-fraternity menmust have their money xvith themwhen calling for their ticket.(Continued on page 3) The Federation Fashion Show openstoday at 3:30 in the theater of IdaNoyes hall. Registrations for theshow closed Wednesday with nearlytwo hundred entered. Because of thislarge number of people entered, itwill be difficult to manage all thegroups, so contestants haxe beenwarned to be in the theater by 3:15.Great interest has been shown bythe mothers of the women of the Uni¬versity and by the faculty. Studentshave been urged to come early in or¬der to get choice seats. Arrange¬ments have been made for an overfloxvbut these locations will not be as good.Four Groups of DresessPrizes will be awarded to the besthome-made dress in each of the fourgroups, school dress, Hop dress, in¬formal and formal dresses, and to thebest ready-made dress in each of theabove groups. A group prize will beawarded to the group getting the mostindividual prizes. Silver loving cupsmounted on a small mahogany standare the individual prizes. The groupis a silver loving cup.Alma Macdonald anil Mildred Metz¬ger, two Freshman women, will actas pages in the Fashion Show. Theywill announce each group as it entersthe stage. The contestants xvill comeon the stage in groups of one type ofdress such as four home-made in¬formal dresses or five ready-madeschool dresses. From the stage theyxvill xvalk down the center aisle, outthrough the room in the front of thethi ater, where chairs xvill be placedfor the late comers. A runxvay xvillbe provided to enable the contestantsto xvalk from the stage down the cen¬ter aisle.Suitability to he ConsideredThe suitability of the dresses forthe occasion on xvhich they will beworn is the main point of emphasis inthe Fashion Shoxv. High heels andsatin slippers are one of the type oftilings that is not considered suitablefor school dresses.EXCHANGE HANDLES LARGEQUANTITY OF MAIL DAILY“Between 2,500 and 4,000 lettersand from one to five bags of secondclass mail are handled by the FacultyExchange every day, the heaviestloads on Saturday and Mondays, saysMiss Scott, of (he Exchange. Thecampus is divided into three districts,with a man who makes two deliveriesa day in each district. The Post Of¬fice makes five deliveries a day to theUniversity.From the Press building is mailedalmost all of the mail handled by theHyde Park and Jackson Park stations.A truck is constantly employed intaking away the sacks of materialturned out from the mailing rooms.Want Bridge Scores;Give Week’s Schedule COMMISSION WILLANNOUNCE ITS TENNOMINEES MONDAY“Interfraternity bridge scores musthe turned in faster than they havebeen,” declared Harry Hargreaves,who is in charge of the tournament,yesterday. “No scores can be pub¬lished until there is a sufficient num¬ber of them in to make a percentagetable.”Following is the schedule forLeague B for next week: LambdaChi-Delta Chi, Alpha Sig-; Phi Psi-Alpha Sig, T. K. E.; Psi U-T. K. E.,Sig Chi; Sigma Chi-Sig Nu, Psi U;T. K. E.-l’si U Phi Psi; Alpha Sig-Phi Psi, Lambda Chi; Delta Chi-Lambda Chi, Kappa Nu; D. U.-KappaNu, Phi Kap; Phi Delt-Phi Kap, SigNu; Phi Kap-Phi Delt, D. U.; KappaNu-P. U., Delta Chi; Sigma Nu-SigChi, Phi Delt. Sophomore and Junior nominationsfor the Honor Commission xvill beJ completed by Monday afternoon, ac¬cording to a statement made yester¬day by Richard Flint, president of theJ commission. The body nominatesI candidates for office, but others may. be added by petition.I Five men and five women will be, nominated from each class. At the| polls on Feb. 17 the student body willelect from this list three men and twowomen from the Sophomore class, andtxvo men and two women from theJunior class.Nominations by petition must con¬tain the candidate’s signed statementj expressing his desire to run for of-' fice, and the names of 10 or more elig¬ible voters of the class to xvhich thecandidate belongs.2®ljr Daily iflarumiThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoI'ublUlit-d moruliiCH, except Saturday. Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago posi office. Chicago. Illinois, March13. 1906, under the net of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationFriday, February 3, 1922USE THE EXITS TOMORROW!Bartlett gymnasium probably willbe packed to the guards tomorrownight when the Maroons meet the II-lini. Even with the main and emerg¬ency exits put to their fullest usethere is bound to he a mad, breath¬taking crush when the game is over.Heretofore, however, the attention ofthe crowd has not been especiallycalled to the tire escape exits to Staggfield, with the result that the majorpart of the crowd jams the centraldoors and stairways. Perhaps this isjust as well, inasmuch as the grillstairways are dangerous in their un-1‘ghted condition. For the remainderof the season, however, it is recom¬mended that the fire-escapes he il¬luminated, and that the attention ofthe crowd be called to them, or thatthe stands he roped off so that cer¬tain exits shall be uked by personsseated in designated sections.FOR AN ADMINISTRATIVEBUILDINGThe great building program of thel niversity will soon he started inearnest. After the Quadrangle club’snew structure has been erected,ground will be broken for the Theol¬ogy building and the Divinity chapel.And then the great group of buildingson both sides of the Midway will heconstructed.Put the Undergraduate body, thelife and blood of the University, willbenefit little by the new structures.T he buildings now in suspense arepractically all of a graduate nature,the proposed chapel being the onlyone that will directly aid the studentbody.What the University needs beforeany buildings to increase the Divinityor Medical schools, is a general Ad¬ministrative hall where deans andother officials can register and holdconferences with students. Witnessthe most congested conditions of offi¬cials today in Cobb hall. Such anAdministrative hall could also beused to great advantage by the Un¬dergraduate body as office space forstudent activities.The housing conditions as they nowa>e do not warrant sufficient spacefor undergraduate business. And, ofcourse, unless such room can be am¬ply furnished, it would be folly toerect the new Graduate buildings.MAROON BASKET TOSSERS TOMEET ILLINI HERE TOMORROW(Continued from Page 1)ably be Vogel, of gridiron fame. Wal-quist’s ineligibility, along with the in¬jury to Roettiger, substitute forward,necessitated the shifting of Sabo fromguard to forward, and Vogel appearsto be the man to fill in the vacantguard position.“Norgie” Has New CombinationMaroon fans will see a revampedVarsity five tackle the Illini. Sincethe defeat at the hands of the Goph¬ers, Coack Norgren has made a bigchange in the Varsity lineup, and al¬though the same men will perform,they will be at different positions andplay a slightly different style of gamethan heretofore.“Norgie’s” shake-up shifted Capt.Halladay from his usual center jobto one of the forwards, “Mitt” Rom¬ney moving to a guard, and Hurlburtand Yardley taking turns at jumpingfrom the center position.Romney to Play GuardThe Maroon lineup tomorrow nightwill he, Capt. Halladay and Dickson,forwards; McGuire and Romney,guards; and either Hurlburt or Yard-ley, center. Hurlburt will in all prob¬ability start the game at the pivotalposition as he has been showing thebest form to date, but it is almost cer¬tain that Yardley will break into thegame.Chicago’s five will employ a com¬bination of short passing and drib¬bling on the offense. This style, justlacently instituted by Coach Norgrenhas been proving more effective thanIhe straight short passing game, and THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 3, 1922ASCHER’SFROLIC THEATRE35th St. and Ellis Ave.D. W. GRIFFITH PRESENTSDOROTHY GISHandRichard Barthelmessin“WAY DOWNEAST”A tale of love and lovers.Full of thrills and pathos.A picture never to be forgot¬ten, and enjoyed by both oldand young. Don’t fail tosee the production that setthe country talking.is expected to give the Illini plenty of jtrouble.Maroons to Guard CloselyNorgren banks his hopes of defeat- jing the Illini on having Hurlburt and jRomney follow Stillwell and Carney jclosely. It is only by keeping on thesedownstate stars incessantly that theirscoring power can be cut down to theminimum, and “Norgie” has been Itraining his men to give the Illini Ibrilliants a real battle all of the way. IDucats for the game are practicallyall gone, and a capacity crowd is cer¬tain to view the struggle. The gamewill be called at 8.MYSTERIOUS, CLEVERFEATURES TO MAKEPORTFOLIO SUCCESSTickets for ‘Paint, Powder,and Patches," to be Puton Sale Feb. 1 3Old Dutch Cleanser, spry littlegrandmothers, jolly jack tars, scan¬dal walkers, !These are only a few of the manymysterious and clever features whichpromise to make this year’s Portfolio,“Paint, Powder, and Patches,” thebest production ever staged by the W.A. A. A group of very carefullypicked women are rehearsing a spe¬cialty number that is said by thosewho have visited rehearsals to out¬shine any act put on by Mr. Zeigfeldin his Follies. Costumes are beingdesigned and made up by a firm inNew York without regard to cost. Mr.Cragun’s orchestra has promised tofurnish the music for this year’s play.Tickets on Sale Feb. 13Tickets will be on sale Feb. 13 atthe box office in Mandel hall. Owingto the fact that this year there will heonly two performances, Feb. 24 and25, students are urged to buy theirtickets before the majority have beenpurchased by off-campus people.Reynolds Club Scene ofFirst Frosh HopTodayOne of the series of class dancesbeing given during the present quar¬ter will be held today from 4 to 6 bythe Freshman class on the secondfloor of the Reynolds club. As this isthe first freshman dance, only fresh¬men will be admitted.Class tickets will be necessary foradmission. Those tickets must be forthe winter and spring quarters. Theymay be purchased from class sales¬men or at the door. Gene Lydon,president of the Freshman class hasarranged for Goodhart’s orchestra tofurnish the syncopation.DEAN STEVENS ASSISTS INEDITING WORK ON MILTONDean D, H. Stevens has been chosento assist in the work on the first au¬thoritative edition of the works ofJohn Milton, famous seventeenthcentury poet and statesman, it wasannounced yesterday. Dean Stevens’task on the unique work will be tolist all the critical biography writtenabout Milton in the nineteenth cen¬tury or before. Prof. William B.Trent of Columbia University is ed-tor-in-chief of the new edition, whichis to consist of ten volumes. Work onthe edition has already started. TWO FRATERNITIESADMITTED TO PAN-HELLENIC COUNCILLay Extensive Plans for Ac¬tivities During Winterand SpringTwo new fraternities, Tau Deltal'hi and Phi Sigma Delta, were ad¬mitted to membership in the Inter-fraternity council at a meeting holdWednesday night, bringing the mem¬bership of the council up to 28. Bothof the fraternities were organized lastFebruary as chapters of national or¬ganizations. Phi Sigma lXdta al¬ready has a house near the campus,and Tau Delta Phi is planning to haveopen within a few months.Following the admission of the newfraternities, plans were discussed forthe entertainment of former collegemen who are suffering from shell¬shock and other mental diseases as aresult of participation in the Worldwar. Names of 25 former collegemen who are now convalescing in Chi¬cago hospitals were submitted to thecouncil. Both fraternity and non-fra¬ternity veterans will be entertainedby the University Greek letter or¬ganizations.Entertain Prep Grid StarsDecision to cooperate with Skull andCrescent in entertaining the 1921 all-Cook county prep football championswas also effected at the meeting. Adinner will be given on Feb. It forthe players of the team, who will beguests at the Iowa basketball gameafterward.Additional business consisted of dis-cussing plans for an Interfraternitygolf tourney, arrangement of detailsfor a regular interchange of dinnersand luncheons among the various fra¬ternities and the hearing off tentativereports from the Interfraternity hopticket committee. The reports on thedance showed a profit of about $50to be applied to the council funds.HOLD POLITICAL SCIENCEPRIZE EXAMS SATURDAYPolitical Science prizes will beawarded to the winners of the exam¬inations to be offered in Harper M16Saturday morning from 9 to 12. Lastyear the awards were split betweentwo contestants. Each of these won$100. Any Sophomore who has hada course in civil government and whohas a good general knowledge of thecourse is eligible to compete. Entrieswill be received by Prof. White orby any Political Science instructor.The Student Newspaper (hat hasAll the News—The Daily Maroon.f A PAIR OF PANTS IWill Save Your Suit(Bring Your Vest or Sample)and we will match your suit)with a pair of pants JKenwood Clothiers I1326 E. 55th St., Mid. 2759 j ARTHUR’S HATSSPECIALS FOR THE UNIVERSITY MANSPECIAL SALE200 dozen English Imported All WoolCaps in the latest shapesTweeds, Cheviots and Serges$2.50 values, sale price,at 85cGENUINEY SUEDETTE GLOVES250 dozen, in gray, tan and yellow.$2.00 values, sale price, O\v? at Ow#On Sale at Three Loop StoresARTHUR FEILCHENFELD34 W. Van Buren Street, Fisher Building81 E. Jackson, Corner Clark Street, Grace Hotel Building109 S. Dearborn Street. Adams Express BuildingTHE WAR IS OVERHAVE YOU NOTICED IT IN PRICES ANYWHERE?IF NOT,Pay Us a Visit and Take a Look at Our Bill of FareIt always pays you to look for the best for your money at reasonableprices. ‘ WE ARE PROUD OF HAVING THE JOLLIEST PLACE INTHE WHOLE “U” VICINITY. Everybody within the walls of oursmall but modem establishment looks, and what is more, feelsHAPPY!LET US GET ACQUAINTEDUNIVERSITY LUNCH AND RESTAURANT1024 East 55th St., near Greenwood Ave.George B. Lewis, Mgr.PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERSIn these three words the fate of The Daily IVIaroonrests. If you want The Daily Maroon, you must supportits advertisers who make it possible.Our advertisers use The Daily Maroon because theyknow it appeals to a very intelligent, high class group ofreaders. They want and greatly appreciate this type ofpatrons, and so they are always looking for you and wel¬coming you in their establishments.And because our advertisers realize the intelligenceof Daily Maroon readers, they offer them only the bestand most reliable brand of goods. They know Univers¬ity of Chicago folk cannot be fooled as regard quality orprice.And SO WE ARE ASKING YOU TO PATRON¬IZE OUR ADVERTISERS, not only because they makeThe Daily Maroon possible, but because they are alwaysendeavoring to give you the best that there is in com¬modities at the most reasonable prices.1 Special Breakfast, 20c-40c; Dinner, 35c; Supper, 50c )! ASK FOB STUDENTS’ SPECIAL PRICES — LADIES INVITED )1 OPEN ALL NIGHT IA COLLEGE TOUR TOEUROPEJuly and August, 1922Prof. W. K. Breckenridge, Mus. TL, of Oberlin Conservatory of Music,Conductor.Mrs. Howard Huckins, A. B., Former President of the Ohio Federa¬tion of Women’s Clubs, Chaperon.Robert I). W. Adams, A. B., Mus. B., Manager.Special Features:LONDON TO PARIS BY AEROPLANECOACHING OVER THE ALPINE PASSESSTEAMER TRIPS up Ihe RHINE and on the ITALIAN andSWISS LAKESMOTORING OVER THE BATLEITELDSTHE PASSION PLAY OF OBERAMMERGAUFor particulars addressRobert D. W. Adams Oberlin, OhioTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUAF<Y 3, 1922 3SPORT SHORTSJohn Faricy of Minnesota, brokethe world’s record in the one hundredbreast stroke, stroking the distance inone minute, 10 and 2-5 seconds. It isa good thing that this event is not in¬cluded in the conference meets.One of the forward positions on theIllinois basketball team must bejinxed. Walquist, the regular playerwas involved in the football mixup,Roettger, first sub, then broke hiswrist, and Carson, the next in line, ispreparing to leave school.We hardly see how the item on theSophomore Cotillion, so aptly quotedin the Daily Illini, would come undersport snickers. Indoor sports, may¬hap.In the wrestling meet with Purdue.Captain Jack Hathaway of the North¬western grapplers threw his man inthe 158, and 175 lb. classes, and thensuffered two broken ribs while takingon the Boilermaker’s heavyweight.He was not throwing the bull either.Winters seems to be an appropriatename for coaches of winter sports.Winters is the hockey coach of U. ofPenn., and a gent named Winters iscoaching Illinois’ basketball team.Shaw, one of the Notre Dame play¬ers that was declared ineligible, issaid to be one of the most popularmen on the campus. Therefore whenthe students heard the news they said,“Oh, Shaw.”Coach Lundgren of Illinois is look¬ing forward to a banner year in base¬ball, with a full team of regulars fromlast year back. He is especially wellfortified with pitchers, having fourgood flingers.According to a recent announce¬ment, Wm. T. Tilden, world tennischampion will coach tennis at the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania this season.Tilden is a Penn alumnus.President Lowell of Harvard in arecent statement, doubts the import¬ance of college sports, and declaresthat public interest in them is oftenoverstimulated.OFFICIAL NOTICESThe Western club picture will betaken today at 12 on the east stepsof Haskell.The Educational club will hold ameeting Monday, Feb. 6, at 7:15 inRoom 117 in Blaine hall. Mr. E. R.Cowning will speak on ‘Science 'lestsfor the Grades.”The following members of the Jun¬ior class finance committee are askedto meet with Wallace Bates today at12 in Cobb 12A: Meridith Ackly,Virginia Ault, Paul Whitney, LyleMcCormack, Hilger Jenkins, RoscoeStewart, Mable Kiser, Harriet Shanks,Alma Kramer, and Elizabeth Jones.The German club will meet todayat 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.The Graduate Woman’s club willmeet today at 4:30 in the Alumnaeroom of Ida Noyes hall.Dr. Jonathan C. Day of Rerea Col¬lege, Kentucky, will give an illus¬trated lecture on “The SouthernMountaineer,” before the Social Serv¬ice club, at 4:30 today in Classics 10.VS SATURDAY TRIP IS TOHYDROX ICE CREAM PLANTThe second of the series of "KnowC hicago” tours planned by the Y. M.C. A. will be held Saturday morning.The inspection trip will start fromthe “Y” at 9 and will lead to the Hy-drox plant at 39th St. and Lake Parkwhere ice cream is manufactured.An appeal is being made by thesponsors of the tours for a larger at¬tendance. The last trip was poorlyattended and it is hoped that morewill turn out tomorrow.Cap and Gown Wants MenAn opportunity to make moneywhich many of the students are fail¬ing to seize, is passing. The Cap andGown is offering a commission of tenper cent to those who are not seekingpositions on the sfaff, on all adver¬tisements sold.All Freshmen, Sophomores andJuniors are wanted, especially the last,two. All those who are interestedplease report to Charles Dwinell inthe Cap and Gown office at 2:30. LOCAL PSYCH DEPARTMENTTESTS 300 BANK WORKERS(Continued from Page 1)referred to when the grades of thestudent are turned in. If the gradefalls below the mark set in the test,the student is informed that his workis not up to his particular standard.There have been several cases wherea person who was making a “B” ave¬rage was dismissed from the schoolbecause his test ami other sourcesof information indicated that he wascapable of doing much better.Tests Generally Indicative“Grades made in the test have cor¬related miraculously with the gradesmade in courses,” said Mr. Marshall,head of the C. and A. school, wheninterviewed. “Almost all studentswho are dismissed because of poorwork are found to have ranked in thelowest third or even fourth class inthe intelligence test.”“These tests are not absolutely finalin their indication of a person’s ment¬ality. I know of a case last yearwhere a student who ranked very lowin the test turned out to be one of theten highest freshmen. On the whole,however, the tests have been provento be a fair test of intelligncee.”When questioned as to the prob¬ability of these tests being given tostudents entering the school of Artsand Literature, Mr. Marshall was un¬able to give an opinion. “There wasa council of the faculty who decidedabout two years ago that such testswould be a good plan, but no actionhas since been taken other than thegiving of tests to entering unclass¬ified students.”Consider Use in Arts School“These tests have been given bymany business houses during the pastfew years as a result of the successof the tests during the war,” said Mr.Kingsbury. “The reason they are re¬ceiving so much publicity at the pres¬ent time is because of the size of theContinental and Commercial bank, thelargest bank outside of New YorkCity. This movement of tests is mere¬ly the result of an. effort to place em¬ployment upon a scientific basis.”When questioned as to the differ¬ence between the ranking of the bankemployees and college freshmen, Mr.Kingsbury said it was hard to makeany definite statement since the bankemployees have such a great degreeof variability due to the differentclasses and ages of those examinedthat some rank much lower and othersmuch higher than the college men.Y. W. Accepts NoCards After Feb. 10The Y. W. C. A. wishes to announcethat no membership cards can beturned in after Feb. 10. There hasbeen a general impression that whena woman makes a contribution to theorganization, she is a member. Twoyears ago that plan operated, but fo*'the past year an active voting mem¬bership has required the acceptanceof a personal pledge of faith.Every woman who has not signed amembership card, and who wishes tovote for the new officers, to be elect¬ed early in March, should sign imme¬diately in the Y. W. C. A. office inIda Noyes hall.WESLEY CLUB HOLDSPARTY IN IDA NOYESThe Wesley club will hold its partytonight in the north reception roomol’ Ida Noyes, instead of at 5488 Ev¬erett Ave., as was previously an¬nounced.The committee in charge has pre¬pared a good program and promisesto serve real food. All Methodiststudents of the University, and thenfriends, are invited to attend.TICKETS FOR 1922 WASHINGTONPROM WILL COST $6.60(Continued from rage 1)Tickets for fraternity men will bedistributed from the Beta house onWednesday from 1 to 3. The one representative of each fraternity will callbetween those hours and upon pay¬ment of the price of the tickets andsubmission of the list of names ofmen to whom the tickets are to go,will be given the ducats for his group.No tickets will be distributed indi¬vidually to fraternity men.Tickets alloted to alumni are alltaken and reservations were closedlast Tuesday. Alumni may obtainihrir tickets by calling at the Betahouse any time after next Tuesdayand presenting the necessary $6.60. HOW MUCH MONEY W1LLOYOU HAVE FEB. 3rd, 1932 •Ten years from now if you are between 16 and 30 years of age youmay want to start in business—to build a home—to marry. Willyou be ready? Not unless you start saving—TODAY. It is easyto save through the Savings and Insurance Plan as offered byNATIONAL BANKOF W00DLAWN63rd Street, Just West of KenwoodUnder Supervision of:Chicago Clearing House AssociationUnited States GovernmentFederal Reserve SystemA National Bank Serving The University CommunityIssue First FlunkNotices of QuarterFirst flunk notices for the four weekperiod ending last Friday were sentout by the office of the Dean yester¬day, but as more reports are contin¬ually being received from instructorswho are late in reporting on delin¬quent students it is likely that allslips will not he out until Monday orTuesday. The system of mailing re¬ports has now permanently super¬seded the old plan of posting them onthe bulletin hoards.When interviewed, secretaries inDean Robinson’s office expressed theopinion that compared to the sameperiod in former quarters the num¬ber of flunk notices sent out has de¬creased. Late returns, however, mayincrease the total.Psi lT Team Rolls High AverageScores for the games rolled in theInterfraternity howling tournamentthis week are: Acacia, 645, 638, 584;Dtke, 740, 737, 714; Phi Gam, 582,651, 736; Phi Kap; 745, 637, 770; Del¬ta Sig, 689, 742, 625; S. A. E., 760,749, 639. Phi Sig, 636, 559 667; PhiDelt, 622, 734, 711. Phi Psi, 759, 709,705; Lambda Chi, 577, 712, 668. PsiU, 752, 800, 809; A. T. O., 697, 700,677.Photographs of Qualityat moderate prices837 E. 63rd StreetPhone Midway 3568Special Discounts to StudentsTHECORN EXCHANGENATIONAL BANKOF CHICAGOCAPITAL, $5,000,000SURPLUS and PROFITS, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Rankin the United StatesWith a Savings Department UnderFederal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.BRING YOUR SAVINGS TO US Patronize Our AdvertisersUniversity Students Receive CourteousAttention atTHE FROLIC THEATREDRUG STORECigarettes Fountain ServingCorner Ellis Ave. and 55th St.Adjacent to Frolic TheatreTelephone Hyde Park 761 Next to Enjoying a Dance Yourself—Let Your Partner Enjoy it—DanceCorrectly—Take Private Lessons.—Day or Evening by Appointment—THERESA DOLANDANCING ACADEMY«3rd & STONY ISLAND AVE.Phone Hyde Park 3080—orStudio, 5401 Cottage Grove AvenuePhone Hyde Park 6852READ--LITERARY LEADERSBy John GuntherDRAMATIC REVIEWSBy Bartlett CormackCONCERT CRITICISMSBy Ernest Bloomfield ZeislerBirdie's WHISTLEin addition to the regular news everyTuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Fridayin THE DAILY MAROONBE SURE OF YOUR COPY!SUBSCRIBE TODAY!s SERVICESNAPPYCONTINUOUSClub Breakfast, 7:30-10:0025-30-35-40 centsHot Specials, 11-2 P. M.Waffles and Light Refreshments,2 to 5 P. M.Special 50c Plate Dinner, 5 to 7THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Streetade to !Faultless in Fashion, Fabric, Finish and Fit is every garment myour measure byGABE KUSSELU. of C. TailorTo men who appreciate carefully hand-tailored clothes at prices suitedto the ordinary pocketbook, satisfaction is assured.Phone Hyde Park 2737820 East Sixty-First Street CHICAGOTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1922Furious Furore inAthletic World byNewest Disclosure(By the Associated Guess)Champagne, Rye.—(R.F.D. to theCampus Whistle)—For participatingfor hire in the Podunk-Mud Corners’inter-hamlet checker contest fifty-three star players of the Volstead col¬lege have been barrd from futurecompetitions. Coach Puppske tookthe action with characteristic prompt¬ness. He had known that his menwere pros for only three weeks.The Volstead pax'chesi squad, whichhad been expected to seize the LittleTen championship hands down, is sad¬ly crippled. The put-and-take teamalso loses one of its most valuablemen, Einar Esilstiltz, best left-hand¬ed top spinner south of the Midway.C.aston Pulchritzstein of the MudCorners’ Commercial Entente madethe revelations that sent the notor¬ious athletes to their doom. He con¬fessed that he had given each of themfree tickets to Gus Gloom’s BreezyBurlesquers at the Bijou for wearingthe colors of Mud Corners in the an¬nual fray.Further startling news is expectedany moment from Podunk, which itis rumored, hired forty-nine Roly-Poly athletes in the hope of double¬crossing Mud Corners and winning thecherished crate of eggs awarded thewinners. Scores Announced InGreek BowlingTournament Wicked Weather WizardWinks at WhirlingWindsProf: “While we’re on the subject,who ran tell me what the term ‘pork-bat rcl’ means?”Hum: “That’s what they call itwhen the politicians bring home thebacon.”Web.We Thought They Began Their WorkSome Time Ago“The Esoteric will give a dance inRosalie Friday Feb. 10. This will bethe last University dance in the his-tovic structure before it is turned overto the wreckers.”—Yesterday’s D.M.THE CUB REPORTER! he cub reporter is so dumb hethinks Stagg field is a deer-park.GREEKS invented politics, says theMichigan Daily.Well ?FAMOUS SHORES- — of Italy.enough.Long men.Lake Drive.South .Izzy.SHAIRSHAY LA FEMME“LOST—Gold Ring with Ruby.Classified ads.PORTFOLIO is presenting theScandal Walk as something new. Thescandal walk, if you must know, hasalways been here. It runs along thewest side of University avenue be-tween Fifty-eighth and Fifty-ninthstreets. Official scores for the interfratern¬ity bowling tournament have been an¬nounced. They follow:League AWon LostPsi U » 0Sigma Chi 3 0Alpha Sig 7 2Kappa Sigs 6Phi Psi 3 3A. T. 0 3 3D. K. E 4 8Lambda Chi 1 5Acacia 0 6T. K. E 0 6League BWon LostPhi Kap 8 1S. A. E 5 1Phi Delta 5 1Phi Sigma Delta 5 4Chi Psi 5 4Phi Gam 2 4Delta Chi 0 6Delta Sig 0 9This report includes the gamesplayed till last Wednesday. University flappers began to layaway their fur coats and galoshes andUniversity philosophers began tothink about having their annual* at¬tack of spring fever when mild weath¬er hit the campus last Tuesday. Butthey had left the fickle weather manout of their calculations. Yesterdaythat oft-maligned individual ordered“a strong southerly changing to west¬erly” gale. So the flappers donnedtheir fur coats again, and the philos¬ophers once more attacked the prob¬lem of the world’s destiny.A reporter in quest of a humorousstory about the weather yesterday,made his way to the meteorologicalobservatory conducted by the U. S.Weather bureau in the tower of Ros-enwald hall.The conductor of the observatoryabsolutely denied that there was any¬thing humorous about the weather.However, be promised that the galewould abate by Friday. 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A test for exemption from the re¬quired English 3 course will be given Itomorrow at 0 in Cobh 12A, the Ex-1aminers’ office announces. Sopho¬mores who are eligible for the test |are required to obtain admission cardsfrom the Examiners’ office. I =“The test, if the student passes it, [takes the place of the required Eng-1lish 3 course,” said Dean Stephens, ■ Iyesterday. “It will be given to all |eligible, while those in doubt as to | jtheir eligibility are advised to confer j swith the Examiners’ office before re- Jporting.” ! I ALSO SOME IN LADIES’ SIZESLELEWERCHICAGO’S LARGEST HATTER310 S. State Street, at Jackson137 W. Madison St. 75 W. Washington St.at LaSalle at ClarkI The Finest Home Cooking for University StudentsatHarry Feurer’s Restaurant6312 Cottage Grove Avenue, opp. Tivoli TheaterSERVICE TABLE d’HOTE,Served from 12:00 Noon to 8:30 P. M.LOST—Gold ring with ruby. In IdaNoyes Tuesday. Return to Lo.-tand Found. NEAREST BANK TO THEBOARD and Room, 5721 Harper Ave.Midway 1550. 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