QPt)t jBatlp iilaroonVol. 20. No. 57. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1922 Price 5 CentsNORGREN PRIMESVARSITY QUINTETFOR PURPLE TILTMaroons Determined to MoveUpward In Big TenRaceOFFENSE SHOWS IMPROVEMENTTomorrow the Varsity five embarksupon its third Big Ten game of theyear, and Coach Norgren is giving hismen a stiff drilling in preparation forthe battle with the Northwesternquintet.According to the dope, the Maroonshave the edge over the Purple tossers.Norgren’s men have played but twoConference games and have brokeneven in them, winning from OhioState and losing to Michigan. TheEvanston five has played four gamesand lost them all.Maroons Show ImprovementSince losing to Michigan, the Ma¬roons have played two games, thefirst team losing to I)e Pauw in thelast minutes of a closely contestedgame, and the second team droppinganother hotly contested battle to theY. M. C. A. College five.However, the Varsity has showngreat improvement of late, and Norgren’s hustlers are expected to takethe Purple into camp tomorrow nightand thereby register their second BigTen win of the season."Norgie" Drills Mon HardPractice during the last two dayshas consisted mainly of stiff drills inthe dribbling and defensive ends ofthe game. The Maroons have beenhampered all season by weak guard¬ing, and a little drilling in that de¬partment will undoubtedly make theVarsity guards more effective in stop¬ping the enemy scorers.Norgren is giving the men consid¬erable practice at dribbling, his ideabeing to work in with his short pass¬ing, thereby increasing the effective¬ness of his offense. Since the startof the practice season, Norgren sshort passing game has been progres¬sing consistently, until now it is be¬ginning to come into its own andprove valuable.Same I.ine-up to StartThe Maroon line-up tomorrow willbe the same which has started the ma¬jority of the games this season. Capt.“Death” Halladay is sure to start atcenter, with Romney and either Stahror Dickson at the forwards, and Mc¬Guire and Hurl hurt at the guards.If this line-up gets going the wayit did against the Ohio State quintet,Northwestern is doomed for anotherdefeat. The Maroons should not havegreat trouble winning tomorrow’s Igame, as the Purple have been holding down the cellar position in the jBig Ten standing ever since the open- ‘Easy to Lose Gloves’*—Lost and FoundDepartmentBy Our Little Boy ReporterGirls, it’s easier to remove yourveils than your gloves.From the appearance of the lost andfound department you’d judge thatthe entire campus is engaged in shag¬ging lost gloves. Although the quar¬ter is yet young, mitts are piling upin the 1. and f. coffers. Just why somany gloves, especially women’s,should be found lying about the quad¬rangles and in cozy corners of thebuildings is a problem. Or is it?Although several pairs of galosheshave been reported missing from IdaNoyes, no such articles of apparelhave been turned in at the Informa¬tion office. (Sally, take notice.) Afew’ greek letter pins have been re¬ported lost by conscientious but illy-•nformed brothers, showing that theage-old excuse still holds good.“But the gloves,” sighs Bill Mc¬Whorter, custodian of the 1. and f.,“the gloves.”Yes, Bill, what t’do, waht t’do.MOULTON PRAISES“SUBMERGED” MENON ’21 GRID SQUADAlumni Journal Includes GoodSketches AboutCampusThis month’s alumni magazine,housed in an attractive cover, blos¬somed forth yesterday with a fullpage picture of the new Theologybuilding that is to complete the greatquadrangle, various articles anent the(loings of the more active alumni, asketch of “James” of Reynolds clubfame, and, most interesting of all, apage or two called “Submerged Foot¬ballers” written by the alumni obser¬vation committee.When the identity of the above ob¬servation committee becomes knownas Prof. H. G. Moulton and AdolphPierrot, alumni secretary, the articleassumes new significance. One won¬ders why Prof. Linn did not completethe trio.“Football fandom ordinarily takesnotes only of the spectacular. Thisis no doubt as it should be. But thatsteady going, consistent, hard-work¬ing, long-suffering players should beoften entirely overlooked is not clear¬ly light. This article is in behalf ofthe ‘submerged’ members of the Chi¬cago team of 1921, both among the(Continued on Page 4)SOPHOMORES GIVESOCIAL PROGRAMFOR 1922 SEASONRussell Pettit, chairman of theophomore social committee, yester-iy announced the dates of the social/ents still on the program. Therogram includes two dances, a tea,id a picnic. Several other minor/enls will probably be added later.The tea will be given on February); the time and place to be announc-1 later. The first annual Sophomorerom, will be held on March 10. 1 histhe first “prom” ever attempted bySophomore class at the University,id the committee is working hard> make it a success.The all-University dance scheduled>r April 14 will he the second of the>ason staged by the class. The slic¬es of the first affair induced theimmittee to hold another. UnlessIditional plans are made the seasonill be brought to a clo.-e on May 5,ith a picnic.TRACK MEN MEETAll track candidates will meet to¬day in the Trophy Room in Barf leftat 4:4.r>. Coach Stagg and Capt. Red-mon request that everyone be thereon time. Elsa Allison ElectedFrosh Club OfficerAt the meeting of the FreshmanWomen’s club yesterday Elsa Allisonwas elected treasurer to take theplace of Dorca Will, who has leftschool.Designs for a club pin were sug¬gested but a final decision has not yetbeen made as to which will be chosen.Many suggestions also were made anddiscussed regarding a social functionto be given in the near future by theclub as an appreciation to the upperclass women, but its nature is still tobe decided.At present the social program in¬cludes a dance to be given on Friday,Jan. 27, from 4 to 6 in Ida Noyes the¬ater by the freshmen women for thefreshmen men.PRES. JUDSON TO ATTENDCONVENTION AT COLUMBUSPresident Harry Pratt Judson willjourney to Columbus, Ohio, to speakto the University Alumni associationof Central Ohio at its annual meetingtomorrow. He has been invited bythe club through Mr. Roderick Peatrieof the department of Geology of theUniversity of Ohio, who is a graduateof the University.He will be entertained by a recep¬tion and dinner at the Chittenden ho¬tel in Columbus at which he will speakto the body of former students here.More than one hundred guests willhear the president at the the annualaffair. FIRST CAST CALLOF FRIARS BRINGSOUT 100 STUDENTSMuch “Dark Horse” MaterialAmong Aspirants for“Anybody’s Girl”ORCHESTRA MEN ENTHUSIASTICThe first call for members of thecast of “Anybody’s Girl,” the 1922Blackfriar show’ brought out morethan 100 men last night in the theaterof the Reynolds club.The aspirants recited short mono¬logues and parts of various selec¬tions. Much “dark horse” material,students W'ho have never gone out forFriars parts before, were among thebetter aspirants. El-Easy, an Egyp¬tian, recited a Sahara selection in hisefforts to make a part. The success¬ful men will be notified and furthertryouts will be held in a short time.Old Friars PresentMany old Friars were present atlast night’s tryouts. Among themwere Dunlap Clark, abbot of “TheMyth in Mandel,” and Roland Hollo¬way, manager of “The Naughty Nine¬ties.”Twenty' enthusiastic musiciansturned out yesterday to get more de¬tails of the student orchestra plan ofBlackfliars. The best talent on thecampus were among them. All of themen seemed very willing to be mem¬bers of a Friars orchestra. A furthermeeting of orchestra men will be heldnext Tuesday at 4 in the Reynoldsclub theater.Miniature Sets CompletedThe scenery contest, also an inno¬vation this year, met with favor yes¬terday wrhen several miniature setswere handed in. All those who canpaint scenery and would like to helpin making Blackfriar sets have beenasked to call Leonard Nelson, Dor¬chester 0045 or Bertram Granquist,Midway 0533.UNIVERSITY ALUMNAWINS IN ECONOMICSESSAY COMPETITIONHazel Kyrk, ’10, Ph. D. ’20, and aformer University instructor, has re¬cently been awarded the $1000 prizeoffered annually by Hart Schaffner &Marx for the best essay on economics.The essay, “The Theory of Consump¬tion,” took first prize among entriesin class A of the contest from all overthe country.The essay shows that the consumeris the real regulator of prizes, andthat by buying far beyond his needshe forced the prices up, and now, byrefusing to buy, is forcing them downagain. It is a masterly study of thesubject, according to critics, and isw’ritten in a very readable style. Thepaper will soon be available to thepublic in book form.CAP \ND GOWN REQUESTSPHOTOS OF CAMPUS LIGHTSThe Cap and Gown has requestedthe following men to be in front ofCobb hall today at 11:50. Individualpictures are requested from each ofthese men to lie put in the Snap Shotsection:McGuire—Football captain, ’21.Romney—Football captain, ’22.Redmon—Track captain.Halladay—Basketball captain.Cole—Senior class president.Stahr—Junior class president.Blinks—Swimming captain.Ruhel—Editor of the Maroon.Ford—Business manager of theMaroon.Gordon—President of Undergrad¬uate council.Ratcliff—Prom leader.Gubhins—President Interfraternitycouncil.Ward—Editor of Cap and Gown.Moore—Business manager of Capand Gown.Harvard Classes CosmopolitanEvery state in the Union, Alaska,Hawaii, Porto Rico, the PhilippineIslands and 42 foreign countries arerepresented this year among the 6073registered at Harvard University. EIGHTY WOMEN SELECTEDFOR PORTFOLIO PRODUCTIONColeman Selects Thirteen for Cast, Six for Special¬ties and Sixty for Chorus—Poster ContestClosses Next WeekBULLETINLate last night the Hyde Park po¬lice locked up Edward Graham, 24,after having obtained letters writtenby Graham declaring his intention ofshooting a certain senior woman ofhis acquaintance and committing sui¬cide if she refused to marry him. Thewoman’s name was ont revealed.Complete details will be found in The |Daily Maroon tomorrow.COMMITTEE HEADSFOR PRESIDENT’SRECEPTION NAMEDCouncil’s Arrangement?* forAnnual Affair TakeDefinite FormPlans for the annual President’sReception began to take definite shapeyesterday with the announcement ofcommittee heads who will handle thearrangements for the Undergraduatecouncil. The latter body, in conjunc¬tion with the Aides and Marshals, issponsoring the affair this year.Members of the faculty have beendivided into departmental groups andit is expected that members of theSenior class will reach all with per¬sonal invitations. Special efforts arealso being made to have as many aspossible of the Trustees present thatevening.Plan EntertainmentThe Reception is to assume a trueUndergraduate atomsphere this year.Plans ai’e being made for entertain¬ment throughout the evening andevery effort is being made to elim¬inate objectionable factors usuallyprevailing at such functions.The Reception will be held on Jan.27 from 8 to 10 in the Mitchell towergroup of buildings. All students ai’eexpected to attend for at least a fewminutes and no social functions willbe registered for that night.The committee heads announcedyesterday are as follows:Dean Robertson — Faculty andchapel publicity.Helen Condron—Club, fraternity,and hall notifications.Richard Flint—Organization of Re¬ception.Robert Cole—Faculty invitations.Jack Harris—Preliminary reserva¬tions.Grace Bennett—Entertainment.Faye Millard and Russell Carrell—Publicity.Kenneth Gordon—Faculty confer- Hamiltcn Coleman, coach of the1922 Portfolio play, which will beproduced Feb. 24 and 25, announcesthe selection of thirteen members ofthe cast. They are: Lois Russell,Grace Bennett, Katherine Longwell,Melvina Scoville, Helen Balt, EthelWilcox, Ellen Coyne, Alice Larson,Martha Bennett, Marion Jaynes, Max¬ine Garner, Jane Vaughn and LucileKahn.Those selected for specialties are:Mildred Thompson, Constance Cron-enberghs, Elizabeth Crandall, Vir¬ginia Foster, Katherine Gardner, andMargaret Nelson.List of Chorus SelectionsFollowing is an arbitrary list of thechorus: Nanine Steele, Phyllis Small,Laura Novak, Katherine Browne,Eleanor Pickett, Marian McKee,Pearl Bloomfield, Harriet Handschy,Aileen Dougherty, Ella Marks, LouiseKieff, Rose Smith, Nellie Newton,Isabel Hunter, Sylvia Regent, Jose¬phine McClay, Marian Arciere, RuthBrow’ne, Ethel Talmer, HarrietDaugherty, Gladys Walker, MargaretViberts, Dorothy Brewster, MaryKingsland, Carmel Hayes, RuthWaitz, Margaret Loomis, Alberta Hy¬man, Helen Taubenblatt, VirginiaCarpenter, Ester Barnard, MarionMuncaster, Dorothy Clark, RobertaMacey, Margaret MacClanahan, BettyBoyle, Kloe Kieff, Mary Kassen, MaryHurlbert, Edna Taylor, Nanine Steele,Susan Gorman, Mary Hayes, HelenHall, Maxine Garner, Florence Cook,Diana Bloomfield, Jane Donohue,Eleanor Amidon, Helen Taubenblatt,Helen Wells, Ruth Waful, LouiseKieff, Ruth Browne, Beatrice Zipkin,Margaret Orr, Gladys Walker, RuthFreeman, Dorothy Cope, and Eliza¬beth Robinson.It was announced that the Portfolioposter contest closes next Wednesday.All women in the chorus are requestedto 1-eport to Ida Noyes theater at 4tomorrow.Cupid Club Latest at ColumbiaUndergraduate men of ColumbiaUniversity have recently organizedanother campus club called the Cupidclub, which will be a l’efuge forstricken males.MAROON DEBATERSCONFIDENT ON EVEOF PURPLE CONTESTRobertson to Speakat Drama MeetingDean David Allan Robertson willspeak at the regular meeting of theDramatic club at 4:30 today in Cobb12 A, according to Vories Fisher,president of the organization. DeanRobertson will sketch the history ofthe club in the course of his talk.“1 expect a full report from theplay committee as to what the winterperformance will he. and the date onwhich it is to be given,” rontinuedF’isher in bis statement. “It is urgentthat all members attend this meet¬ing.”“Know Chicago” Trip SaturdayA “Know Chicago Excursion” willhe conducted by the Y. M. C. A. nextSaturday. The expedition will visitthe new “Chicago” theater and theretail establishment of Marshall Fieldand Co. At both places guides willhe provided and the excursionists willbe introduced to the intricacies andinner mechanisms of the two greatestablishments. Coach Atkins of the University de¬bating team does not feel pessimisticabout the outcome of the contest withNorthwestern tomorrow night atMandel hall when the Kansas Indus¬trial Court act will be discussed, de¬spite the ineligibility. “Fred Rosser,who is taking Yowitz’s place, is work¬ing hard and we feel that with theable .support of Elizabeth Miller andHenry Shugart, that the outcome isvery promising,” said Prof. Atkinslast night.The three debaters against North¬western on the affirmative arc: Eliza¬beth Miller, former debater for But¬ler and a member of the Dramaticclub; Fred Rosser, campaign speakerfor University of California for threeyears, member of Delta Sigma Phi;Henry Shugart, no previous debatingexperience, “A” student of the Lawschool.Three students will uphold the neg¬ative of the same subject in the tri¬angular debate at Michigan tomorrownight. The debaters are: Gerald Hall,member of Delta Sigma Rho, honor¬ary debating fraternity, Freshman de¬bating team 1919; George Armstead,member of Tau Kappa Epsilon, withtwo years’ debating experience; Stan¬ley Turnquist, Freshman debatingteam 1921.2She Daily fflaruonThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublished morniujfs, except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The HallyMaroon Company.Entered as second class mail at the Chi¬cago post office, Chicago, Illinois. March13. 100(1, under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices Ellis 14Telephone Midway 800Member ofThe Western Conference Press AssociationKDITUItlAL STAFFHerbert Kubel...Lennox Grey.....Olin Stansbury..Richard Eliel.....Mary HayesArvid LundeJohn Gunther....Bartlett CormackHarry BirdJean BrandRussell Carrell...Russell Pierce...Robert Poliak....Leonard Weil ... ..Managing EditorNews EditorNews EditorAsst. News Editor...Woman’s Editor... At hlet ics Edit or....Literary Editor...Dramatic Editor....Feature EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay Editor..Associate EditorBUSINESS STAFFltordette Ford Business ManagerJohn Holmes Advertising ManagerHoward Landau Advertising Asst.Leonard Sea ue Advertising Asst.Arthur Cody Circulation Asst.Herman Kabaker Circulation AsstThursday, January 19, 1922A PLACE AMONG THE WINNERS“Since the war Chicago has been,frankly, rather weak in certain lead¬ing branches of athletics,” an alum¬nus writing in the current issue of theAlumni magazine asserts. “It wasthe 1921 football squad which turnedthe tide, and Chicago is again takingher rightful place among the win¬ners.”This assertion seems to sum up theathletic situation here very well. Lastyear and the year before we had moredefeats than victories. Our materialfor the most part was very limitedand infei’ior to material of other sea¬sons. We lacked coaches. And stud¬ent support did not seem to be up tostandard.But the auspicious football team oflast fall “turned the tide.” With awealth of material, Coach Staggturned out a wonder team that beatPrinceton. We only lost one footballcontest during the entire season. Andother sports this year will probablybe up to pre-war standard. Now wehave the right coaches, plenty of goodmaterial, and student support. Theeffect of the war seems to graduallybe wearing off. There is no doubtabout the fact that “Chicago is againtaking her rightful place among thewinners.”RICH MAN'S SCHOOLIf there are any people who stillbelieve that Chicago is, pre-eminentlyin the west, at least, the “rich man’sschool,” recent figures from the Em¬ployment Bureau at the Universityshould completely dispel that belief.A few wreeks ago the Bureau an¬nounced that about 60 per cent of themen on the campus are earning atleast a part of their expense. Thatmeans that over 1800 men at Chicagoare earning all or a part of their edu¬cational and recreational expenses.Many hold jobs that last through¬out the school year; a good percent¬age work only during Christmas,spring, and summer vacations. TheBureau itself secures positions forhundreds, and many others obtain po¬sitions through downtown agenciesand business houses. A large num¬ber of women students—though, ofcourse, the percentage is smaller thanamong the men—also are employedeither at or outside of the University.During the entire year probably 3,000men and women, including summerstudents, manage to find employmentwhich enables them to pay for all ora part of their education.It is estimated that the number ofmen thus employed is perhaps largerthan at any other University in thecountry, with the possible exceptionof Columbia. Both at Chicago andColumbia, because of their location insuch large cities, the self-assistingstudent finds unusual facilities foremployment. However, the recordsof any university nowadays will show;■ surprisingly large number of itsstudents are either entirely or partlyself-supporting. Practically everyuniversity catalogue points out oppor¬tunities for local employment.Any idea that one can get a highereducation only by means of “dad’spurse” is certainly unsupported bypresent-day facts. An ambitiousyoung man or woman can manage toearn such an education today—andth” records show that Chicago is auniversity where such ambitiousstudents are enrolled in very largenumbers.—Alumni Magazine. THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1922F'!lASCHER’SROLICTHEATRE55th St. at Ellis Ave.Big Special Double Feature ProgramTuesday and Wednesday, Jan. 24-25A lively story of College Life with Ray at his very best. Wow! Whata thrill! Extra added attraction: The star of the “Miracle Man,”LON CHANEY in “ACE OF HEARTS.” An extra ordinary five reeldrama adapted from Gouverneur Morris remarkable story.OFFICIAL NOTICESThe Y. W. C. A. Fun and Fudgeparty which was set for this after¬noon has been postponed. Instead atea will be given in the Y. W. C. A.room at 4 for all freshmen womenwho entered this quarter.W. A. A. initiation takes place at5:30 in Ida Noyes sun parlor.Upper-class counselors will hold aparty for their freshmen a week fromtoday, instead of today as has beenpreviously announced.Prof. Conyers Read will speak to¬day at 4:30 on “The French Revolu¬tion in England,” in the Harper As¬sembly room.El Circulo Espanol will hold a shortbusiness meeting to be followed by asocial meeting today at 4:30 in IdaNoyes hall. A South American pro¬gram will be presented.The Political Science club will meettoday at 7:45 in Harper Ell. Prof.Edwin D. Dickinson of the Universityof Michigan Law school will speak on“The Conditions under Which theUnited States Should Enter a Leagueof Nations.”The Sociology club will meet todayat 8 in Classics 21. Prof. Thompsonwill speak on “Some Psycho-socialMovements in Medieval History.”The Home Economics club tea willbe held today at 4:30 on the secondfloor of Ida Noyes hall.The Commerce club dance will begiven tomorrow at 4:30 in Ida Noyes.All are welcome.The Dramatic club will meet todayat 4:30 in Cobb 12A.The Accounting group will meet to¬day at 4:30 in Classics 10. Mr. Wil¬liam B. Castenholz, formerly Comp¬troller of the University of Illinois,will speak on “The Field of PublicAccounting.”The Brownson club will meet todayat 7:30 at 5213 Blackstone Ave.The Germanic club will meet withProf. Cutting tomorrow at 8 at 1228E. 50th St. Mr. C. O. Williams willbe the speaker.A tea given by the Zionist societywill take place Friday from 4 to 6 inthe parlors of Ida Noyes hall. Mrs.Bruvin will be the hostess.The Graduate Women’s club willmeet in the Alumnae room of IdaNoyes hall tomorrow at 4:30. A tourthrough Ida Noyes hall will be a fea¬ture of the program.A meeting of the Southern club willbe held tomorrow from 4 to 6 in IdaNoyes hall. Election of officers willbe followed by a social meeting.All C. and A. women are invited toa tea to he held Tuesday at 4, in IdaNoyes hall.Wake Additionsto Social ProgramSeveral additions have been madeo this week’s social program. The’rst feature of the week is the Span-club tea from 4 to 6 today in Ida''Joyes. Chi Psi is also among thearly birds, featuring a dinner forampus female relatives tonight. Thiss something new in social circles, andi big success is anticipated.On Friday from 4 to 6 the Com--icrce, Southern, and Zionist clubsvill hold forth in Ida Noyes, whilelelta Sigma will entertain there inhe evening.Aides and Marshals will hold theirannual party and dance on Saturday evening in Ida Noyes and the FilipinoTriangle club will celebrate at itshouse, 5759 Dorchester Ave., on thesame evening.Nut Bars and ShelleyForm Daily Dietof StudentsThe student’s taste is quite the snult;He buys no low-class fiction,But only reads the high brow stuffTo polish up his diction.Loony Lyrics.Highly elevating poetry and tooth¬some O’Henry bars are most in de¬mand among the students, of all thevarious merchandise offered for saleby the University book store. Thephenominal sale of both of these com¬modities is considered as an excellentmeasuring gauge of student taste.These interesting facts werebrought to light, when a reporter forThe Daily Maroon interviewed thedifferent departmental clerks of thestore. It is considered as especiallysignificant that the chocolate blocksare so popular. “Due to the largeconsumption of this confection,” de¬clared the sweet saleswoman, “stud¬ents on the campus are of unusualhealth and vitality. Of course thesecandies are nut-ricious. To them, Iam certain, the University footballteam owes its wonderful victory overPrinceton, whose team subsisted en¬tirely on stewed prunes.”The immensity of the comprehen¬sion of the average collegian is illus¬trated by his preference for novels,poetry and drama high above the men¬tal altitude of a ditch-digger.“While the high brow fiction is sell¬ing like ice cream cones in the king¬dom of his Satanic majesty, popularnovels of sentiment go begging forpurchasers,” declared Miss Walker, ofthe fiction department.Y.W., Y.ML PLANNINGICE CARNIVAL ONWOODLAWN FIELDWoodlawn field, weather permitting,will be the scene of a great ice car¬nival Jan. 28. If it is not cold enoughto freeze, an affair of some sort willhe held in Ida Noyes in the lowergymnasium. The entertainment ineither case will be provided for bythe Y. W. and Y. M. C. A working inconjunction with the following com¬mittees, whose chairmen will meet onMonday, Jan. 23, for final plans.hlntertainment will be extensivelyprovided for, as will the free “eats,”says Sec. “Gerry” Smith. “We willguarantee all who come a bounteousrepast and an excellent entertain¬ment,” he declared. The committeechairmen are:Entertainment, Marion Jaynes andHester Weber; decoration, Ada Cav¬anaugh; refreshment, Lillian Howard;publicity, Elizabeth Kane; arrange¬ment, Margaret Nelson; music, EmilyTalbot; novelties, Vera Saunders.These committee chairmen willmeet on Monday, Jan. 23 at 3:30 forfinal arrangements for the fete. Therewill be fancy skating and a series ofelaborate entertainments by prom¬inent students. “Hot dogs” and cof¬fee will be served to guests.Phi Sigs PledgePhi Sigma Delta announces thepledging of Asher Myers of Memphis,Tenn. THE ‘T DEVELOPES THE MIND |LET US DEVELOPE YOUR MIND’S ABODE iTHOMAS HEWITT KEY, Headmaster of a LondonCollege (1799-1875)When questioned as to “What is MIND” he answered“NO MATTER” and “What is MATTER” he replied“NEVER MIND.”INDEED, Mind is not Matter, and Matter is NeverMIND, BUT MATTER is NECESSARY to MIND asMind is Necessary to MATTER.To reach the highest standard of perfect Mind and Bodyyou have to train them alike.To build a FINE Body!BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINEat theUNIVERSITY LUNCH AND RESTAURANT1024 East 55th St., near Greenwood Ave.Under New Management since Jan. 1, 1922TRYOur Special Breakfast, 20-40 centsUniversity Combination Dinner, 35cSpecial Supper, 50 centsBetween Meals we can discuss with you: Economics, Woman Suf¬frage. Politics, Both National and International, Religion, Psychol¬ogy, Freudism, The League of Nations, The Disarmament Conference,Etc.Buy a “Get Acquainted” Meal Ticket, $3.50, for $3.00(Regular price, $3.30 for $3.00). This Special TicketOffer Expires on February 5th, 1922.OPEN ALL NIGHT IIIIIII••IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiPATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERSIn these three words the fate of The Daily Maroonrests. If you want 1 he Daily Maroon, you must supportits advertisers who make it possible.Our advertisers use The Daily Maroon because theyknow it appeals to a very intelligent, high class group ofreaders. They want and greatly appreciate this type ofpatrons, and so they are always looking for you and wel¬coming you in their establishments.And because our advertisers realize the intelligenceof Daily Maroon readers, they offer them only the bestand most reliable brand of goods. They know Univers¬ity of Chicago folk cannot be fooled as regard quality orprice.And SO WE ARE ASKING YOU TO PATRON¬IZE OUR ADVERTISERS, not only because they makeThe Daily Maroon possible, but because they are alwaysendeavoring to give you the best that there is in com¬modities at the most reasonable prices.Photographs of Qualityat moderate prices837 E. 63rd StreetPhone Midway 3568Special Discounts to Students!I COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats,Cape and NeckwearBilliardsCigars, Cigarettes, PipesS. E. Cor. 55th and Ellis Ave.UNIVERSITY SHOEREPAIR SHOPM. STEIN, Prop.133 East 57th StreetALL WORK GUARANTEEDTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1922 3SPORT SHORTSSpringfield College is sending itsgym team on a 4,000 mile trip thisyear, with a schedule of 22 meets.They will be sending the chess teamon a spring training trip next.Football Coach Williams, trackcoach Frink, baseball mentor Cooke,and swimming coach Thorpe, of Min¬nesota, will all be released at the endof this year. Maybe the Gophers fig¬ure they’re so good that they don’tneed coaches.Maybe Northwestern can use someof them. They haven’t succeeded insecuring a football coach for nextyear, yet.Headline—“Indiana Men Rate Highin Sport World.” However the head¬line was in the Indiana paper.Indiana’s baseball team is planningto take a trip to Japan this year. TheOriental boys are becoming quitepopular with Conference schools.From Minnesota Daily: “Hockey-ists name first leader, Workout atLexington Rink.” It was probably“Rank” too.Headline from Minnesota Daily:“Sig Chi’s roll to win in Greek MapleTournament.” Rather a classic namefor a Bowling Meet.Iowa State has a swimming coachnamed Armbruster and he sure is arough boy. His name should be“Armbuster.”Daily Northwestern: “Crooks un¬able to enter mat competition.” Don’tget excited, Crooks is only a player’sname. No “dirty” play.The Daily Northwestern says thatthe Purple wrestlers have great form.They ought to be used in a musicalshow instead of the rough mat game.Illinois women have at last recog-nizeJ ' the value of being spectatorsat good clean athletic meets. A goodcrowd is expected at the next swim¬ming meet.All is joyful at Purdue. The Vars¬ity beat the Freshmen in a hardfought game 28-12. The season maynow be called a success.Michigan’s informal hockey teamdefeated the Michigan Aggies 5-i.They ought to be allowed to weartuxedos now.According to the Michigan Daily,the University of Cincinnati tankteam which was defeated last year55-18, is hungry for more. Thirstingfor more would bo more appropriate.The Michigan swimming team isrounding into shape nicely in spite ofthe fact that it is without a coach.Capt. Babcock has proved to be asgood a coach as a pilot.The Northwestern natators got afirst place in a dual meet with I. A. C.Oh, they are clever boys—the PurpleFreshman tank team beat them ashort time ago.The Springfield College gymnasticaggregation has scheduled the long¬est trip of their career. They willtravel over 4,000 miles this seasongiving 22 exhibitions. Some globetrotters!Smoking between halves of the bas¬ketball games has been prohibited atNorthwestern in order to give theplayers a maximum of Fresh Air.Headline—“Michigan Mat Men toHave Larger Quarters.” After alltheir strenuous practice they oughtto have something.Minnesota Daily: “Hutkrans gotimmodest and went so far as to canterdown the floor to shoot three baskets.”Positively shocking, we say.The Gophers claim they play aclean game. Somebody must havecontributed a cake of soap to the Min¬nesota aggregation.The Gophers are getting religious.They call a player’s first few minutesof a Rig Ten game his ConferenceBaptism.Speaking of good records. Yale haswon 815 of the 454 athletic events Inwhich its teams have participatedsince the war. It is expected that the Glee club willfurnish “chin music” between thehalves of the basketball games atIowa State. The Hawkeyes must haveeither a rotten quintet or no cheeringat all.PROSPECTS BRIGHTFOR TITLE WINNINGMAROON GOLF TEAMAll Five of Last Year’s SquacAvailable forServiceProspects for a championship golfteam look exceptionally bright thisyear with the return to college of allfive members of last year’s team. Themen are Capt.-elect George Hartman,B. E. Ford, C. E. McGuire, C. W. Mc¬Guire, and C. Homan. Most of thesemen have already gotten their clubsout and have been practicing in thedriving net that has been erected un¬der the concrete stand on Stagg field.Last year’s Maroon golf team wonall four of its dual meets, and placedsecond to Drake in the IntercollegiateGolf Championship Tournament.Hartman Is Real StarIn Capt. Hartman, Chicago has oneof the best college players in the mid¬die-West. Hartman has twice wonthe Chicago Amateur title, was med¬alist and runner-up in the WesternIntercollegiate Tournament last year,and was a semi-finalist in the WesternAmateur last year. He also has theunique distinction of being the firstgolf captain ever officially elected atthe University.There are some very promisinggolfers among the Freshman class,and a tournament will be held in thespring to- determine which are thebest on the Yearling squad.Many Yearling StarsAmong the best “Frosh” prospectsare Ira Couch, the young Glen Viewstar. Couch is a real golfer and hashad the experience of playing withDavidson Herron and “Ch:ck” Evans,both former amateur champions.From Hyde Park there are CurtisWoolfolk and William Kerr, who fin¬ished third and fourth respectively inthe Chicago High School Tourney lastyear Others are: Herbert Skinner,a contestant in the National AmateurTournament; Jack Wright, a semi¬finalist in the City Tournament, andC. Windette and S. Miller, both ofwhom played well in the City tourna¬ments.VOX POP(li\ view of tho fact that the communi¬cation column of The llally Maroon I*maintained an a clearing house for stud¬ent and faculty opinion, The Dally Maroonaccepts no responsibility for the sentimentstherein expressed. Communications arewelcomed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith, al¬though the name will not be publishedwithout the writer’s consent.)To the Undergraduates:At an official conference held lastSaturday morning, it was definitelydecided that the Washington Promen¬ade this year should be held in IdaNoyes hall.The campus had been set upon theholding of the affair at the SouthShore Country club and the use ofIda Noyes for the dance had beenconceived by only a few.Word has come to the Council thatrumors of an opposition “Prom” arebeing circulated. The Council wishesto denounce such a plan and to makeplain its stand upon the annual Prom¬enade*Extensive plans are being made andexecuted for making of the Prom thisyear one of the very best that hasever been staged. Under these plans,Ida Noyes hall will be fully capableof handling the affair.The Prom is more than a mere mat¬ter of location—it is a University in¬stitution. For twenty-six years,Proms have been a success, and theCouncil takes the stand that thetwenty-seventh must be as great asuccess as any of its fore-runners.Ida Noyes is deserving of a trial.Theix? are contenders on both sides ofthe question and both have goodpoints in their arguments. The Coun¬cil is willing to give Ida Noyes hall atrial and is determined to back thoProm to the limitThe Council asks every student re¬gardless of what his belief upon the«ub,iect may be, to back the Prom asa University institution and helpmake of it the success which it de-servos to be.“The Undergraduate Council.” DO IBSEN’S “GHOSTS’’WITH MME. HAMMERIN MANDEL, JAN. 25Mme. Borgny Hammer, the notedNorwegian actress who appeared atthe University two years ago, wrillmake her second appearance in Man-del hall next Wednesday, when Lau¬rence Clarke will present her in oneof her Ibsen roles, “Ghosts.”UniversityPennant Shop1031 East 55th StreetPennants, pillow tops, BannersWe make them and sell themfor less Since Mme. Hammer was here in1920 she has played througohut theeast with considerable success. Sheis making a coast-to-coast tour, withRolf Fjeli and a brilliant cast sup¬porting her. Her plays this year areMary KieferDANCING STUDIOPrivate LessonsBy AppointmentCLASSESEvery Tuesday and SaturdayEvening6512 Cottage Grove Av.FAIRFAX 999 “Ghosts,” “The Master Builder,” and“Rosmersholm.”Tickets for the performance can besecured at Cobb 12A, or can be re¬served by telephone. Prices rangefrom fifty cents to $1.50.The Hyde ParkLeather StoreTrunks, Suit Cases andHandbags — Brief CasesLeather Novelties andStudent Supplies1121 E. 55th St. (near Univ.)Tel. H. P. 0980i It tookYEARS “‘'YEARSto developCAMELQUALITYWe worked on Camels for years before weput them on the market. Years of testing—blending—experimenting with the world’schoicest tobaccos.And now, EVERY DAY, all our skill, manu¬facturing experience and lifelong knowledgeof fine tobaccos are concentrated on makingCamel the best cigarette that can be produced.There’s nothing else like Camel QUALITY.And there’s nothing else like Camels wonder¬ful smoothness, fine tobacco flavor and freedomfrom cigaretty aftertaste.That’s why Camel popularity is growingfaster than ever.A better cigarette cannot be made.We put the UTMOST QUALITY intoTHIS ONE BRAND.4CLEAN-UP WEEKThe management of Blackfriars isexcessively troubled over the rumorthat one word of the chorus of one ofthe lyrics for “Anybody’s Girl” is notentirely the work of the author. Itis expected that a statement will fol¬low immediately.We have it on excellent authoritythat a number of complete sets of De¬tective Holmes’ “Complete Course inCriminology, or How to Lay the MostDastardly Villain by the Heels” hasbeen delivered at neighboring fratern¬ity houses recently.For some time the opinion has beenprevalent that the superior literaryquality of The Daily Maroon couldonly be the result of, to put it tact¬fully, plagiarism from the greats. Aspecial committee of vigilantes hasthe matter under advisement and anaffidavit may be expected any mo¬ment.A prominent senior has recently con¬fessed to having quoted at greatlength from the Book of Job in aFreddy Starr term paper, without theslightest acknowledgement of his au¬thority. The paper, which received an“A,” is being retained as evidence bythe Court of Inquiry, a member ofwhich has been delegated to read thevolume in question.ELIGIBILITY worries never cease.Just when the Friars were all set fora successful season, along comes thenews that one of the scene paintershas been barred for not being able toswim five laps of the natatorium.AGE OF MIRACLESQuadrangle club poster announceslecture last Friday, the feature being“Motion Pictures of Growing WildFlowers.” Too bad we missed this.Namresi.SINCE the Cap and Gown is askingfor the pictures of the 1922 Hop lead¬ers perhaps they will come forwardand let us in on the secret.RUBBERMy O’Sullivans were all worn down,So I went to the store betweenmeals.The clerk showed me some, at onebuck a pairBut I didn’t want such high heels.Prince Hal.NOW that the Rifle club has won ahigh place in prone firing, it is a ques¬tion whether the organization is ly¬ing down on the job.Logic is Logic, Even in the LawSchoolDr. Freund: (after listening to acase) Honest, Mr. B , with suchreasoning I think you’d better gohome.THE GREAT DEVINE?(From the Daily Iowan)“Psychopathic Hospital Open. OnlyOne in U. S. Connected with a Uni¬versity.”PORTFOLIO staff is bothered be¬cause the women aren’t showingenough interest in the show. Theyall take it as a matter of chorus.Wishbone.BARGAIN BASEMENTA loop store advertises a specialsale of Boston bags—only one bean.PROF. Hoeffer may have had noulterior motive in asking that debaterto chin himself ten times. Maybe hemerely wanted to see Yowitz done.WE HAD a poem to print here,rather indiscreet in spots. In fact, itwas so indiscreet that after the cen¬sor finished it was nothing but blankverse.Birdie.Who Is Anybody’s Girl?CLASS IN LEADERSHIPTRAINING BEING FORMEDA class in leaderhsip training isbeing organized by Miss Geister, so¬cial recreation leader, to meet onThursdays at 12:15 in the lower gym¬nasium of Ida Noyes hall. The classis open to both men and women.Everyone is invited to the openhour for social recreation on Thurs¬day evening from 6:45 to 8. MissGeister’s office hours are Thursday,10-12 and 3-4:80 in the south recep- THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 19, 1922tion room of Ida Noyes, telephoneMiss Dudley’s office. At these hoursMiss Geister will consult and advisesocial chairmen and those desiringsuggestions for social affairs. Shewill also be available to assist at so¬cial functions on Fridays and Satur¬days.MOULTON PRAISES SUBMERGEDMEN ON ’21 GRID SQUAD(Continued from Page 1)regulars and the substitutes.”The observers do not consider Mc¬Guire, Crisler, Romney, Cole, Pyott,Redmon, Thomas, Timme, or King.They first take off their lids to Lewis,then Strohmeier and Halladay, thenin rapid succession, Proudfoot, Daw¬son, and Zorn. The latter comes infor a special brand of praise, the ar¬ticle telling how he was inserted to¬ward the end of the games to bril¬liantly take the defensive and steadythe ship. Hermes, Hurlburt, Bryan,and all the others get their just duewhich many a good sporting writerhas neglected to observe.For it is only too true that the Chi¬cago team of 1921 numbered morefine players than any team in theUniversity's history, including theepoch-making ones of 1905 and 1913;and that any really great footballmachine is composed, not of brilliantmatter, but of brilliant unity.Our advertisers are rea-sonable, efficient, agreeableand reliable.—Give them iyour business. CLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT—Nicely furnished frontroom, large closet, private family,men. 6023 Kenwood Ave., apt. 3.Mrs. Fay.FOR RENT—Fine room, privatebath. Dining room, kitchen privil¬ege. 5700 Kimbark Ave., 3rd apt.LOST—Pi Delt pin between IdaNoyes and Harper. Return toSteele, Greenwood Ave., Reward.FOR RENT—Two double rooms, fur¬nished, for 2 or 3 persons. Steamheat, $12.00 per week. Board if de¬sired. Fairfax 0275. 5701 DrexelAve.WANTED—Salesmen, all or parttime, for all types of Insurance.Only live wires need apply. BoxCody.FOR RENT—Light room, airy andcomfortable. Inquire Mrs. Cun-niffe, Dorchester 7895.WANTED—An agent for BraxtonBelts for men, to sell to Universitystudents. Football or track teammen preferred. Call Saturdaymorning, 1329 S. Michigan Ave.LOST—Dark green leather purse, in¬itials A. N. Containing $20.00. Re¬ward for return to information bu¬reau. Alice M. Noon.LOST—A large sum of money in billson the Midway near Woodlawn orin the vicinity of Law* building be¬tween 7 and 8 Wednesday morning.Reward. Call Hyde Park 4851.ssssFOOTBALLThe Fastest GameYou Ever SawBarker vs. StanleyThe greatest football starsin America on the teamsandCharles Ray Playing forBarkerThe big match will be played attheFROLIC THEATERJanuary 24 and 25in“TWO MINUTES TO GO”Wow! What a Thrill! NEAREST BANK TO THEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGONew Building Under ConstructionWoodlawn Trust& Savings Bank1204 E. 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