®t}e Battp iHaroonVol. 19. No. 89, UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. APRIL 5. 1921. Price 5 Cent.COLEMAN HERE FOR FRIARSMAROON NINE CARDSFIVE PRACTICE TILTSIN NEXT TWO WEEKS Women’s Glee Club ofCoe College WillGive Concert aROUP SEATS FORSENIOR VAUDEVILLEDRAWN TOMORROWPrepare For ConferenceOpener Against Illinois atUrbana, April 23VARSITY STRONG ON FIELDStiff practice frames are on theschedule for the Maroon ball tossersdurinjf the next few weeks, and fromthese contests the strength of theteam can be somewhat determined. Inthe cominjr jfames, Chicafro will en¬counter some first class hurlinpr, andreal hittinp will be necessary to win.Chicago Technical colleRe will bethe opponents on Wednesday. A touprhsrame is carded for Saturday, with thefa.'it Ropers Park team invadinp theMidway. This team is one of thefastest semi-pro outfits in the city andshould pive the Maroons a hard bat¬tle.Meet -Armour and La SalleTuesday, April 12, Armour Techwill play the Maroons, and on the fol-lowinp Saturday, Ropers Park willapain be the Maroons’ enemy. OnTuesday, April 10, Merrifield’s appre-pation will meet the LaSalle Exten¬sion University team on Stapp Field.This will conclude the practice seasonand on the followinp Saturday theMaroons wiil journey to Urbana tomeet the Indians in the season’s open¬er. ^Hard work is the schedule everyday from now until the end of theConference season. The Maroons lookvery pood in the field but are ratherweak at the plate, Battinp apainstpood pitchinp, however, may pivethem the practice they need in thisdepartment of the pame, and with afew natural hitters in the battinp or¬der, the Maroons should present afairly formidable battinp apprepa-tion. Tbe Girls’ Glee club of Coe collepe,Cedar Rapids, la., and the Men’s Gleeclub of the University will offer acombined concert Saturday at 8:16 inMandel hall.The Coe Glee club, composed of 20younp women from that school, isheaded east upon a concert tour andwill spend three or four days in Chi-capo enroute. They will arrive latein the week under the management ofJohn Kennedy.The propram for Saturday has beenannounced. Ralph Leo will offer sev¬eral baritone solos. Both the Coe Gleeclub and the University Glee club willpresent number with, perhaps, one ortwo combined.Tickets for the concert are on saleat the bookstore and in Mandel hallcorridor from 11:45 to 12:30 duringthe remainder of this week.The visiting Coe Glee club and theL’niversity Men’s Glee club will beguests of the University Women’sGlee club at a dinner Saturday nightin Ida Noyes hall. All Organizations ShouldHave Representative inMandel at 3:30NO TICKETS SOLD AFTER WED.HARDING AND HOOVERCONTRIBUTE TO NEWC. AND A. MAGAZINEMary Gilson, Charles Piez,and Roger Babson alsoWrite* Articles Drawings for ducats for the "reck- jless’’ Senior Vaudeville will be held Itomorrow at 3:.30 at the box office in ,Mandel hall. At this time all frater-'nities, clubs and other organizations |who wish seats for the performance jshould have on hand a representativeto draw for choice of seats. Organi- izations will have first choice of seats!as there will be no seats sold until |after the drawings. The price of tick- iets will be seventy-five cents and onedollar. jThe “Snappy Line Contest” for the jprogram has opened. Each Senior, |for it is open to Seniors only, is asked •to hand in some bright remark or'original pun at the Senior Vaudeville |box. These will be printed through- |out the program with the wit’s name, iThe contest closes Wednesday and all jremarks must be in at this time as jthe programs go to press immediately, iFouche Draws Poster jThe Senior poster, drawn by Clovis IFouche, will be out tomorrow, .snappy jand suggestive of the nights of April j15th and 18th. It \vill be placed all iaround the campus as well as in all |of the fraternity houses. CAST AND CHORUS ASPIRANTSMEET TODAY FOR HRST WORKProducer Travels from Florida to Stage 1921Show—Tryouts for Roles in ^^Machinationsof Max” to Start at OnceMabel Garrison, NotedSoprano, To GiveRecitalSUBSCRIPTION DRIVE IS ONMcWhorter, Fales, andPettit Are NewY OfficersWilliam McWhorter, Carl Fales andRussell Pettit were respectively chos¬en president, v'ce-president, and sec-retai*y of the L^niversity Y. M. C. A.for the ensuing year at the As.socia-tion’s annual election of student offi¬cers Friday 176 votes were cast, therace for all three offices being ratherclose.President-elect McWhorter, a mem¬ber of Delta Tail Delta, is best known.Ts bead of the Information office andex-preside"t of the Southern club. Inthe capacity of chah*man of the churchco-oneration committee, he is a mem¬ber of the retiring Association cabinet.In addition to the chairmanship ofthe Y. M. C. A. deputations commit¬tee. Fales holds the offices of day edi¬tor of The Maroon and council-mem¬ber of the Commerce club.Pettit, the new secretary of thecabinet, is a worker on The Maroonbusiness staff and a member of DeltaTua Delta.These officers-elect will be inaugur¬ated at the Annual Installation Ban¬quet Friday at 6 in Hutchinson Cafe,at which Prof. .John M. Coulter of theBotany department, wll preside andGlenn Harding will make the retiringpresident’s annual report. Further de¬tails of this program, which may in¬clude the announcement of the newcabinet, are being planned now. Tick¬ets, which are 75 cents, must be pur¬chased before Thursday noon.Immediately after the banquet, thenewly-elected officers will leave forChampaign, Ill., to attend a three-dayconference of student executives ofthe college Y. M. C. A.’s of the state.enclosed, into Faculty Exchange, Box10. i President Harding and Secretary ofI Commerce Hoover have contributedarticles to the first isuse of "Com¬merce and Administration,” which willI appear on the campus on April 12.I The personal representative of thej magazine in Washington secured anj interesting paper from Mr. Hoover,I dealing with sev'eral pha.ses of presentI industrial and business problems—especially finance and labor. Whenthe President learned of this, he, too,became interested in the new publica¬tion and forthwith .sent his greetings.Miss Mary Gilson, Superintendentof Employment and Sendee for theClothcraft Shops, is the author of anarticle of special appeal to the women‘‘OpT>ortunities for the CollepeTrained Woman in Business.” Mr.Charles Piez, who, during the war,was chairman of the Emergency FleetCorpor-ation, and who is now Presi¬dent of the Link Belt Co. of Chicago,is another contributr. Mr. Roger W.Babson, the statistician, has writtenon business prospects for the next 60days.To Be Largest Campus MagazineIn addition to these articles by em'-nent perosns, "Commerce and Admin¬istration” will find room in its fortypae-es for the pre.sentation of manyinteresting and illuminating factsabout C. and A. itself. This will bethe largest magazine ever publishedon the campus.In the sub.scription drive, which isst 11 in progress, four teams are com¬peting for first place, which carriesa prize with it. The team captainsare Romaine Heim, Harold S. Smith,Geraldine Hegert, and Gertrude•Steiner According to returns re¬ceived up unt'l Monday noon, Harold' Smith’s team is in the lead, with Ro¬maine Heim running a close second.These two captains also stand highestin tbe individual scores, and have bestchance for the individual prize offeredbv Frank Anderson, the editor, con-si.cting of candy or fifty Pall Malls toeach person selling 50 subscriptions..Students Urged to .SubscribeThose who subscribe to the firsti.ssue. at 25 cents each, are urged notto be content with ordering a singlecopy, but to take additional ones toI be sent to high schools, parents andI <'rie“'ds. Subscriptins may be secured, by droppir.g a note v;ith the money LOWDEN TO DELIVERCONVOCATION ADDRESSEx-Govemor Frank 0. Lowden of iIllinois has consented to deliver the!Convocation Address at the One Hun- ,dred Twentieth Convocation of the iUniversity to be held on June 14. IMr. Lowden is well known through- iout the state and gained national |prominence during the presidential jcampaign last November at whichtime he was a candidate for the Re- ,publican nomination. JMr. Lowden has been officially con- jnected with the University during the Ipast, having been a Trustee from 1905 jto 1912. Becau.se of this affiliation itis especially fitting that he addressthe June graduates. As its next to last concert the Uni¬versity Orchestra Association will pre¬sent Mabel Garrison, soprano, of theMetropolitan Opera Company in songrecital. Miss Garrison will sing atMandel hall, Tuesday afternoon, April12 at 4.Mabel Garrison has won legitimate¬ly a place among th^ foremost colora¬tura sopranos of the country. As anAmerican girl her fight for recogni¬tion was doubly hard. Last spring shemade two brilliant appearances inLondon, a critical metropolis, one withthe New York symphony, the other inrecital at Queen’s hall.Won .Success in LondonThe English press received her en¬thusiastically, as a notice in the Lon¬don Post revealed: "Miss Garrison hasa sopi’ano voice of great beauty anda method of using it vastly superiorto the majority. Her temperamentwhich is so marked a feature of hersinging, found a most congenial medi¬um in folk-songs of all countries. Thewhole recital served to show that inMi ss Garrison we have an English-speaking singer who constitutes a per¬petual attraction.”MINA MORRISON ISY. W. C. A. PRESIDENTFOR COMING YEARDr. Soares Visits HarvardDr. Theodore G. Soares, on his re¬cent trip through the east, visited theHarvard Law School. While he wasthere, he took lunch with several for¬mer University of Chicago students.Among them were Misses King, Nice¬ly, Cowley, Dunlap, Breckenridge,Woods, Latham, and Savoy. ‘DAILY PROGRAM Helen Condron, Beatrice jMarks and Dorothy Sug- |den are Other Officers 'ANNOUNCE CABINET AT DINNERTODAYLecture by Prof. J. S. Crawford ofthe American College, Beirut, Syria,4:30, Ha.skell Assembly room.Der Deutsche Sprachverein, 4:80,Ida Noyes hall.l^ndergraduate Classical club, 4:30,Classics 21.The Theology club, 7:.30, Prof. G.B. Smith, 6132 Greenwood ave.Orche.stra, 7:15, Mandel hall.TOMORROWThe Mathematical club, 4:15, Ryer-son 37.Veesper Srevice (Y. W. C. A.), 4:30,Id.a Noyes hall.Tbe Psycholgoical Joumal club,4:30, Psychological laboratory.Prof. W. E. Dodd, "Woodrow Wil¬son and American Ideals,” 4:30, Har¬per Mil.The Religious Education club, 7:00,Haskell Assembly room.The Graduate History club, 7:45,Classics 21. Mina Morrison was cho.sen presidentof the Y. W. C. A. for the comingyear in the elections held last Thurs¬day. Helen Condron was elected vice-president, Beatrice Marks, .secretary, Iand Dorothy Sugden, treasurer. Atthe Friendship dinner Friday eveningthe new officers were installed and the ■first cabinet members announced. IThe fourteen members of the cabi- jnet are: Nanine Gowdy, undergrad-juate field representative; Virginia!Hibben, chairman of finance; MarieNiergarth, social; Hazel Jenny, upperclass counselor; Catherine Moore, so-'cial service; Mary Gwen Shaw, de-1partmental advisor; Betty Fi.sher, pub- |licity; Louise Apt, campus commun-'ity; Alpha Harper, world fellow.ship;Ruth Bowers, Geneva conference; jDorothy Augur, meetings; Elizabeth,Keen, inter-collegiate; Florence Walk-!er, college exchange; and LsabelleSimmons, advisor of Freshman com-'mission. The chairman of the meet¬ings committee has not yet been de¬cided.C'hoose .Second Cabinet Soon 1The members of the second cabinet'have not yet been choesn, but will jprobably be decided upon by Wednes- ^{Continued on Page 3) itrr-Bi r-r,;■ ==■■ i.'M IINTERSCHOLASTIC COMMITTEE 1MEETS Hamilton Coleman, noted dramaticproducer, arrived in Chicago yester¬day. He will take charge at once ofthe work of staging the Spring Black-friars show, "The Machinations ofMax,” which the Order will presentMay 13, 14, 20 and 21 in Mandel hall.Mr. Coleman traveled all the wayfrom Florida to direct the Friars .showand his guiding hand assures its suc¬cess, the staff say.All candidates for either ca.st orchorus will meet today at 3 in theReynolds club theatre for preliminarywork. Mr. Coleman has been given afree rein and will arrange the sched¬ule of tiyouts himself. It is essentialthat all applicants be on hand today,however, to make the tentative ar¬rangements.Announce Plans Today“During the first few days the mainemphasis will be upon general drilland learning the songs,” Allen Hollo¬way, manager of the 1921 show, saidyesterday. "Mr. Coleman will prob¬ably announce more definite plans atthe meeting today. As a rule thechorus will work from 3 to 5 and thecast from 7 to 9. Students havingclasses after 2:30 will have to shiftthem to other hours if they wish totry out ”Mr. Coleman’s arrival was not an¬ticipated until next week, but hefoin-d that he was able to make pro-v’sio»’s for coming a week earlier. Henow has about forty davs before thefirct nerfoTTnance in which to selecteast and chorus and whip the show in¬to shape, so that even vnth the addi¬tional week there is a great deal to bedone.Men Must Work HardThe necessity for earnestness andhard work on the part of cast andnhorus was emphasized by ManagerHollowav. “We do not demand thatthe chorus men be .skilled dancers orCarusos in voice, but we do ask thatthev be regular in attendance, willingto do whatever is asked of them andreadv to learn. Faithful work will gofurther than unusual ability which isnot ioined to diligence.“We want as many men out for theshow as are able,” he added, “It is agreat privilege to work with a manof Mr. Coleman’s ability and character.He has had long experience at pro¬ducing first class shows as well as asuccessful stage career. It is an ad¬ditional honor to be elected to theOrder of Blackfriar, a reword whichcomes to those men who do their workin the show faithfully and to the bestof their capacity.”Club to Commemoratethe Ideal* of Wil*onA meeting of all chairmen* on theInterscholastic track commission will >be held tomorrow at 7 at the Reynoldscli’b. I Prof. W. E. Dodd, professor of Hi.s-tory in the I^niversity. will speak to¬morrow at 4:30 in Harper Mil beforethe Woodrow Wilson collegiate clubon “Woodrow Wilson and .AmericanIdeals.” Prof. A. C. McLaughlin, headof the history department, will followProf Dodd with a short address.This meeting is to bo the first ofthe newly-formed organization club,whose purpo.se it is to foster and per¬petuate the ideals of Woodrow Wil¬son. .A temporary committee was se¬lected last week consisting of RoyalMontgomery, chairman; Harold Lass-well. R. Ooste’n, William Dawson,Ludd .Spivev, Kenneth Barnhart, Geo.Bmvde” and Arthur Han.son.\ pr”'nanent organization of stu¬dents who will he in residence nextyear will be formed at the meetingTHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 5. 1921(Bijp Satlg iflaruauTh* Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoP«bU«hed mornings, except Saturdejr, Sundejend Mendxf during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily Maroen('omiiaayiCntereii as seeond class mail at the Cbi-osige postoflirs. Chicago, Illineis, March 13,IViltt. under the act of March 3, 1873.Offices EHls 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, April 3, 1921KNOW YOITR UNIVERSITY *Do you know—Our “Alma Mater” was composedon the night of March 8, 1894, by Ed¬win H. I^ewis.The ITniversity Men’s Glee Club hadarranged its first concert on the nightof March 8, 1894, at the Central MusicHall. At the last moment it was feltthat another song was needed to com¬plete the musical program. The leaderof the club appealed to Mr. Edwin H.Lewis, at that time an assistant in thedepartment of rhetoric, to write onefor the concert. Mr. Lewis, who wasabout to sit down to dinner, compliedwith the leader’s wishes. The resultwas the “Alma Mater.”The original music w'as designed formale voices and was not adapted forgeneral use.SPRINGIt is very difficult to write editor¬ials in the springtime. Nothing butspring pre.sents itself to your mind.And having pre.sented itself, it urgesyou to no further thought.It simply says: “I am spring. I amhere with warm caresses in wind andcloud. And you will sit before yourtypewriter and think and think andresolve not to fall by the bromidicwayside with every other writer ofeditorials. You re.'solve not to writeabout spring. But you will—and youwill say nothing. For poets, longsince dead over their pots of ale, havesaid it all, and the bird outside on thewindow ledge says it all again. Andyet you try.”GRADESThere seems to be a growing senti¬ment arising against the present sys¬tem of grading. There is discontentwith the arbitrary symbols which areused alike for every department, everycourse, and every student by everyprofessor. It is to be hoped that suchsentiment will grow until grades assuch are sunk into oblivion.Someone has said, and quite trulyit would seem, that the only courseswhich can give grades with any de¬gree of accuracy are the mathematicscourses. In other studies guess workis the predominating feature.“I’assing” or “not passing” shouldT he Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Fedreal SupervisionN. W. Cor. La Salle and Adams Sts.Bring Your Savings To UsOpen Saturday Even’gs until 8 o’clock'» ; ' '1 'mVI IMUniversity students wanted to.sell rowboat motors now and dur¬ing vacation. Can be handled onthe .side if de.sired. Best opportun¬ity for those who will be in or nearsummer resorts. Commission is lib¬eral. Highest grade rowboat motormanufactured. Direct factory su¬pervision and sales instruction.The Caille Perfection Motor Co.,Detroit, Mich. Sophs Meet Tomorrow *to Plan for QuarterIn order to get a flying start earlyin the quarter the Sophomores willmeet tomorrow at 12 in Cobb 12A toget things going for the next threemonths. Spring social events are be¬ing worked out by the chairmen andplans will be presented for the ap¬proval of the class.Some mention has been made ofinter-clas.<; baseball and relays, andaction will bo taken tomorrow to de¬termine whether or not the class fav¬ors the entrance of a team into themeets.BROW NSON CLUB GIVES jBENEFIT DANCE FRIDAY iThe Brownson club will give adance Friday at 8:30 in Ida Noyeshall for the benefit of the Univc^’sitysettlement. Mrs, Gordon Wilson, di¬rector of the Settlement, will be thechief patroness, and she will be as¬sisted by Mrs. Frank Miller, Mrs.Charles .Judd, Mrs. J. Harvey, Mrs.J. P. Hayes, Mrs. C. McFadden, Mrs.G. J. Feeley and Miss Genevieve Kirk-bright.Frank Madden, of M. and M. fame,is general manager of the dance andho has appointed Harold McCormick,Robeit MacDonald, and Carmel Hayesto handle the anangements. RornonaHayes has been named as chairmanof the ticket commitee. Arthur WTtz-laben as chairman of the receptioncommittc'e and Harold McCarthy aschairman of the publicity committee.Tickets which are 75 cents ($1.50 acouple) are on .«ale at the bookstoreand by member.s of the committee.As this is the fir.^t big dance givenby the Brownson club this year, alarge attendance is expected by thecommittee in charge. FEDER.YTION SERVING ROOMOPEN FOR CHARITY WORKMabel Garrison, noted soprano ofthe Metropolitan Opera Company', whois to sing here on April 12 in a recitalat Mandel hall.KRESHMEN TO SETTLE THEANGLO-IRISH CONTROVERSYAlumni Booklet on Sale SoonThe popularity attained by the.Alumni Booklet of the University ofChicago of 1921 has resulted in theprinting of a secontl edition. Copiesof this edition will be placed on saleat the book store near the close of themonth. The price is 25 cents. If you are hunting for excitementFriday night just come to Harper.Not the dance hall this time hut justtlie quiet lecture liall. There will bethree Illini frosh up here who will en¬deavor to prove that Ireland shouldnot have independence while StanleyTurnciuist, Ruth Doggett and RobertWilson will uphold the affirmative forthe U. of C.There i.s likely' to he Irish confettiflying around and the students of Mil¬itary Science are asked to he presentto safeguard the lives of the speakers.It will be run on the same plan as thevarsity debates giving the. audience achance to a.sk questions of the teamsaftei’ward. The'Federation sewing room will beopen this quarter every afternoonfrom 1:30-4:30 All kinds of sewing,from sewing on buttons and makingseams to embroidery, are being done.Yarn with needles and complete di¬rections for making sweaters is givento any student who will take it homeand knit it. Sewing may also be takenhome hut it may not be kept longerthan a week. The Federation Sewingroom is in Ida Noyes hall on the thirdfloor west.Ruth Metcalfe, social service chair¬man of the Federation, is in chargeof the sewing room. She is being as¬sisted by the following women: Hazel.Jenny, Emily Talbot, Ruth Esch, Jose¬phine Christian, Clare Smith, Ade¬laide Bledsoe, Effie Fake, Dorothy Mc¬Kinley', Julia Rhodus, Florence Set¬tle, Mary Seymour, Louise .Apt, andVirginia Ault.“It is hoped,” said Ruth Metcalfe,“that every woman will find at leastan hour a week to come up here andsew for the poor women to whom thischarity work goes. Complete outfitsare made for babies and all the workdone is .sfmt as a donation to the LyingIn Hospital by the University.” JUNIORS INVITE SOPHS TODANCE FRIDAY—IDA NOYESA temporary' lull in Jackson Parkperigrenations will take place Friday,April 8, when the Juniors furnishsome spring amusement in the formof a dance for the Sophs.The dors of Ida Noyes hall will openat 4 to admit the Sophomore class,their patrons the Juniors, and the restof the University, usually seen at re¬stricted class hops.Appropriate syncopation will befurnished by the Hatch-Williams com¬bination.UNIVERSITY CAFEUP-TO-DATEServes the Best Meals in the CityA Trial Will Convince YouSPE(TAL .3."i-CENT DINNERSWe have Commutation Tickets$5.50 for $5.005706 Ellis AvenueOpposite Snell HallPROF. DICKSON WRITES ONHIG H E R M AT HEM AIT CSFRANK STEPHENS, Ph.D. ’00HIGHLY HONORED BY YALE! The Carnegie Institution of Wash¬ington announces the publication of jtwo uniciue volumes by Prof. Leonard jDickson, of the Department of Math¬ematics, under the title, History of therhoory of Numbers. Vol. I is on Di¬visibility and Primality. Vol. II, onDiophantine Analysi.s. The prepara¬tion of these volumes is regarded bymathematicians as a work of greatmagnitude in the history of science.Prof. Dickson was recently made acorresponding member of the FrenchAcademy of Sciences. A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN.EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy le.ssoniwhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone .seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and iigiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied..SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYbe sufficient. Flunkers, students un¬der the standard.s of the University,could still be weeded out, and the restof the students would be rid of thebugaboo of trying for grades a pur¬suit which at present takes theirminds very largely off the matter ofthe course. Dr. Frank L. Stevens, who receivedthe Doctor’s degree, magna cum laudefrom the University in 1900, has beenapi)ointed Bishop Museum Fellow byA'ale University and leaves for Hawaiiearly in may to arrange the mycologi-cal collections of the Bishop Museum.Dr. Stevens will also make additionalcollections of Hawaiian fungi. He isnow professor of plant pathology inthe University of Illinois and has writ¬ten a volume on Diseases of EconomicPlants.YOl' KNOW HER!She’s the woman with advancedideas who doesn’t believe college boysshould be expected to take their datesin taxis. But MY GOSH how she hatesto walk! “We Always SellFor Less”See our after Easter reduction.^on Wraps, Siiit.s, Dresses andSkirts. Open Tues., Thurs, andSat. evenings.J.J.GIBS921 East 63d Street PYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclo.sed herewith is$.5.00 for which kindly send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.NameStreetCity and StateYour best l)et—Maroon (TasHified.\ds bring results.SPU R-A New NarrowArrowIN6 EmuMtD,HouANO.BtLoiuntr/HAND, Italy taiFUanci9tcA rnMff) toeretrnrAmerica^VtLLOWSTONE - OXORAtXJ-■CL^iER'RANiEfuCanadian Ckx:kiesALASKA-N<A6afMSacubnaY'Lakb ChamplainLaki Gnoace * WHm (tnEjGmy 6aturd»yFO« ruirrmR tsfoimATiOH wwrtow phoneT cy>W. L .TOWl-EB w .lACKSON BLVP Phon«.HARRISON 5!>^9 jjitj Telephone Hyde Park 9667SWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSAND MASSAGEDavid J. Bogie, DirectorGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden1504 EAST 5.3Rr) STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M.LEARN TODANCENOW FROM EXPERTS ATSHEEHY’S DANCING STUDIOl>2nd .Street at Cottage Grove AvenuePrivate I.esHonH 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.PUni.IC CLASS MONDAY EVEMiss J. Kelleher Miss M. BirminghamThos M. Sheehy Miss I). SpringPhone Went. 230iVt IV.AV. tYY fcanbUn Simon & Co.eyf Slore of Individual ShopsFifth Avenue, New York<iAnnoi(nce an Exhibitionfor IVomeff 'J^isses and QhildrenFifth Avenue Fashionsfor Spring and SummerTHE BLACKSTONEEnglish RoomMONDAY, APRIL 4thTUESDAYAPRIL 5th WEDNESDAYAPRIL 6thTJRF.SKN riNG every e.ssentia|^ and accessory of the springand summer wardrobe for everyoccasion of day or evening—fromFifth Avenue’s original shop, theshop of original fashions .r(• THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. APRIL 5, 1921SECOND ANNUAL NOVICETRACK MEET, JUNE 1, 2, 3The Second Annual Novice Trackmeet, instituted last year by CoachHoffer, will be held on Sta^g field,June 1-3. Regulations governing en¬tries will be the same as those lastyear, confining the participants tomen who are not members of thefreshman or varsity track teams andwho never have won track pointseither in high school or college.Events will be practically the sameas in regular conference meets, thetrack program consisting of the 100yard dash, 100 yard low hurdles, 440,880, and mile runs, while the fieldevents will be the running high jump,pole vault, running broad jump, 12pound shot put ,and the javelin throw.Prizes also will be like those of lastyear. Gold medals will be awardedfor first palces, silver for second, andbronze for third. To further stimu¬late competition ribbons will beawarded for the first eight places.Gym classes already have startedtraining for the meet.W. A. A. OPEN MEETING ONTHURS.; INITIATION APRIL 20.Attendance is to be required at theW. A. A. open meeting on Thursdayin Ida Noyes theatre. At this meet¬ing there is to be a report of the W.A. A. conference at Indiana State.The Advisory Board has elected EdnaNewkirk to the position on the boardof wardrobe keeper and GertrudeByrne as hockey representative.Spring Quarter initiation is to beheld April 20.‘Y” HoldsT Devotional MeetingThe regular weekly Y. M. C. A.devotional meeting will be held todayat 12 in the Association’s rooms.Glenn Harding, the retiring president,will be the leader.MINA MORRISON IS Y W C APRESIDENT FOR NEXT YEAR(Continued /roni Page. 11day, and the list will be publi.shedthen.The activities for the quarter willbe started with the Vespers Wednes¬day at 4:30. Miss Ruth Roach, na¬tional student .secretary of the Y. W.C. A., has been secured to give theaddress. She is a graduate of Welles¬ley and will go to China this fall asa medical missionary. Early in thequarter the campaign for funds toad<l to the Margaret Greene MemorialFund will be held. The program ofthe social .service committee will beof great importance and the Quad¬rangle Fete will be the social eventof the quarter.Social Gatherings PlannedIn order to get the members of thefirst cabinet in clo.ser touch with oneanother and to create a greater feel¬ing of friendliness in the associatiorMiss Morri.son is planning to hold a.social gathering every two weeks forthe cabinet and the officers.Harvard UniversityDental SchoolThere is unliminted demand for.skilled dentists and specialistsin dentistry This .school offersa most thorough and efficienttraining in this interesting pro¬fession. For those who wish tospecialize there are courses inOral Surgery, Orthodontia(straightening the teeth) andother branches. Instruction byleading dentists of Boston andvicinity. Up-to-date equipmentwith unusual opportunities forpractical work. A college cer¬tificate indicating one year’swork in college English, Biol¬ogy, Chemistry, as well as highschool or college Physics, re-(juired for admission. Write forparticulars.Eugene H. Smith, D.M.D., DeanBoston, Mass.“LUCIA HENDERSHOT”Private Dancing I^esson^In a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of tha walta,one-Rtep and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park «14 A BRAND NEW SENSATION“Husk” O’Hare'sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedomAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. Jackson Blvd. f A.V| A.Vf /nVt Wf l.\% .'..Vf A.Vf h\% U\\ i.XVAt /At '«'tEducate your tasteiMilk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say‘Bikes”Your best bet—Maroon Classified Ads bring results.ZIMMERMAN’S TEAM LEADSIN COMMERCE CLUB DRIVEReed Zimmerman’s team is in thelead in the Commerce club ticket sell¬ing campaign, according to returnsgiven out yesterday by the generalchairmen of the drive. Bent Denman’steam is not far behind, with those un¬der Wesley Mitchell, Ruth Hess, andBernard Martin following.About 200 membership tickets havebeen purcha.sed and reported, withsome reports yet to be made. This isless than half the number,, however,which were sold last quarter, so thatthe drive will continue until a largerpi-opoi-tion of C. and A. students havejoined this organization, which is par¬ticularly adapted to their needs.All ticket sellers are to report tothe general chairmen, Carl Fales and,Ieol .Jacobs, at the C. and A. bulletinboaid, as follows: daily, except.Thurs-day, between 12 and 12:15, or daily,1:10 to 1:25. They are urged to makea special effort to dispose of all theirtickets this week. 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LOGAN COMPANYHudson, Mass. mmmmmmmmmm/MJMMMARY KIEFERDANCING STUDIOPRIVATE LESSONSAlsoPrivate and Open Cla.ssesPublic Dancing Sundays3 to 6 o’clockWATSONS ALCO ORCHESTRA6512 Cottage Grove Ave.Phone Fairfax 999 We go 6000 miles for theTurkish tobaccoused in Murad—Why?Because—Turkish has a taste—Turkish has amildness—Turkish has a delight—far beyond allcigarette tobaccos of all other lands—Murad gives you real enjoyment, and truedelight such as no Tobacco other than 1C)0% PureTurkish Tobacco can give.Facts—Facts—FACTS—!Tens of thousands of smokers—tens of thousands of times—have PROVEN this —*Judge for Yourself—20^ftGrud/luABhsinl/ieWwIdiFRANK BROTHERSFifth Avenue Boot ShopNear Forty-Eighth Street, New YorkBootH .Slippers, Hosiery for Men,Women and Children^LlIA ^^ Michigan Boulevard BuildingComer Waahington St.ST LOUISArcade BuildingWASHINGTONWoodward Building HEW HAVENHotel TaftPITTSBURGHJenkina ArcadeCLEVELANDopp. Shoreham Hotei Athletic Club Bldg. bostonLittle BuildingSAN FRANCISCOWhitney Building133 Geary Street4 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. APRIL 5. 1921.Checke rs is a lively sportAnd chess is much the sameBut neither can compare in speedTo a wild pinochle game.One of our promising Botany stu¬dents is so far advanced as to be ableto tell an Airedale from a Sycamoreby its bark. However he says yousic ’em more.A recent reference to Scoop’s articleconcerning Davenport girls caused usto wonder if thats the town w-here thelounge lizards hail from.The only way to be successful inbusiness according to the pulchritud¬inous William Gleason, is to keep onsleeping until you happen to wake upwith a start.A maid named Clarissa McByeSaid she’d marry an unfortunate guyIf he voted for herBut she later inferred’Twas only a campaign lie.Wishbone.Just because a guy has baggy trous¬ers is no reason to suspect that hisone and only has water on the knee.A lot of guys have quit reachingfor the moon and are now contentwith the moonshine.The hatch of the cushioned cell hasbeen kicked open wdde for the unin¬formed one that drank three oystercocktails and then wondered why hedidn’t get piffed.Johnnie Tuttle waxed humorous Fri¬day night and drove up to the Drakemansion in a one-horse shay. How¬ever, the dance was a success.Bill Calkins has been trying to de¬cide whether a square guy is honestor just a blockhead. Evidently Billisn’t accustomed to glancing in themirror.Are you married—or do you live on the north side?SLIMESS.Delta Sigs Pledge TwoDelta Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Charles H. Clark andGeorge L. Perusse, both of Chicago.SMITH’S CAFETERIAModerate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.YOII HAVE WRITTEN POEMS!Do vou care to have them revi.sedor constructively criticised by success-f*! authors ? If you do, then send usyour nic«>nscripts (stories, articles orpoems). We -sriH criticise, and placethem should they prove to be accept¬able for publication.There is no actual charge for our.services. If, however, you have nutpreviously enrolled with the advisorydepartment of this association, we re¬quest that you enclose the initial feeof two dollar.s, which we must ask ofeach new contributor. There is noadditional expense, no future obliga¬tion.It must be realized that we can onlybe of aid to those of serious intent. Ifyou do mean lo .strive for literarysuccess, we can help you in manyways. Our services are yours untilwe have actually succeeded in mar¬keting at least one of your manu-.scnpts. Send something to-day!Please enclose return postage withyour communications.NATIONAL LITERARYASSOCIATION1.31 West .39th Street.New York CityAdvisory DepartmentDINE3AND DANCETHE GOLDEN ULY.'i.'ith St. at the “1^L 7 Senior Committee to MeetThe publicity committee of the Sen- \ior Vaudeville will meet today at 12 Iin Cobb 12A. The following are re- ^quested to be there: Hereford Davi-Ison, Frank Schneeberger, Katherine jSisson and Nanine Gowdy. I DR. GREGORYChiropractic TreatmentGiven by AppointmentDouglas 7538Subscribe for The Maroon 1c.. HELEN GRANT LOWKenwood School of Dancing and Dramatic ArtBallroom, Interperative, Stage and GymnasticDANCINGClasses in Gymnastic Dancing, Wednesday P. M.Classes for Children, Saturday P. M.Studio4654 COTTAGE GROVE AVE.Phones; Drexel 8207Kenwood 2361“Hours by appointment only” Chicago NOTHING LIKEA SPRING EVENINGforDANCINGHARPER HALL53r<l and Harper AvenueDancingTuesday Thru Saturday Evenings, InclusiveAlways a COLLEGE CROWDMADISON PARK HOTELBARBER SHOPFor Artistic HaircuttingPhone A. M. NAURKen. 4300Make Y'our .4ppointmentsCOWHEY’SStore for Men.Men’s Furnishings. Hats, Caps andNeckwMrBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner 55th and Ellis AveUNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 65th Street i(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761CLASSIFIED AD~SLOST—Chain of 10 keys and silverfountain pen. Retum to Box No. 41Foster.LOST—Barrel of W’aterman Fountainpen, containing violet ink. Returnto Lost and Found Office.LOST—Betw'een Green Hall and IdaNeyes case containing eye glasses.Please return to Lost and FoundWASHING—Called for and delivered.H. P. 2031.FRONT living room and bed room fortwo ladies. 6025 Kenwood Ave., 3d.\pt. Mrs. Woodall.PRIVATE family has choice roomnear University for woman student.Dorchester 5721.HARPERHarper Are. at SSd St.—Mat. DailyBzeluaire Hyde Park ShowingFRIDAY, APRIL 1TOM MIX in“THE ROAD DEMON’’SATURDAY, APRIL 2PAULINE FREDERICK in“ROADS OF DEESTINY’’SUNDAY, APRIL 3\ Paramount Artcraft ProductionTHOMAS M EIGHT AN in“THE EASY ROAD”WithLila Lee and Gladys GeorgeMatinee .MtractionCharles Hutchinson in“The Double Adventure”Flpisode No. 8 With acknowUdgments to K, C, flLXf didn.^ soundlike chicken soupI HAD my doubts.• * #ABOUT THAT restaurant.IT LOOKED like the place.WHERE THE Englishman.TOLD THE waycr U bring.• • cA NEW bill of faro.BECAUSE ON the one.» « «THAT HE had.* » •THE SAMPLES of food.WERE SPOTTED agalnsL• » »THE WRONG names.# • •BUT I chanced It.• » •AND ORDERED a plate.• • •OF CHICKEN soup.• • •AND WHEN it came.# • •I TASTED it and then.» • •ASKED THE waiter.“IS THIS chicken soup?”AND HE came back.In packafi^^ rtf 20 prniactadby special mnistvre-proofwrapper. Also in roundAJR - TIGHT tins of 50. AT ME with this.“IF YOU can't tell.WHETHER IT is or not.WHAT’S IT matter.« » »IF IT isn’t?’*WHICH WAS kinda hard.TO FIGURE out.fr » »BUT I guess he’s right.ALL THE pamo, nobody.EVER CUEZTIONG my taste.IN CIGARETTES.THEY JUST grab one.LIGHT UP, smile and say.“THEY SATISFY.” ONE sample from thatclean, white Chesterfieldpackage, and you’ll put in astanding order. No guess¬work about it—Chesterfieldsdo satisfy! While we use onlythe finest,silkiestTurkish andthe ripo.st, mellowest Domes¬tic tobaccos, it’s the Chester¬field }>}cnti that does it. Andthat b 1 e n d has ’em allstopped! It can't be copied!