(!Cf)t Bail? iWaroonVol. 19. No. 82. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. MARCH 10, 1921. Price 5 CentsSTAR PREP FIVES OPEN TITLE STRUGGLETEAMS FROM ELEVEN STATESENTER THIRD ANNUAL TOURNEYChampion Quintets From Middle West and ElastBegin Three Day Fight ForNational Inter scholasticHonorsThe Third Annual InterscholasticBasketball Tournament of the Uni¬versity gets under way today at ten,in Bartlett gymnasium, when crackprep teams from the various sectionsof the country start the preliminarybattles.Sixteen teams representing elevendiflFerent states of the Union are en¬tered, and make the tournament trulynational in character. Illinois, Indi¬ana, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota,Iowa, Pennsylvania, New York, Con¬necticut, West Virginia, and Ohio arethe states having quintets competing.Preliminaries Start TodayPreliminaries will be run off today,with the semi-finals taking place to¬morrow and Saturday. The final gamefor the Interscholastic BasketballChampion.ship of the United States,will be staged Saturday night.The teams began arriving yester¬day and are still coming in. They arebeing met by the various fraternitieswhich are to house them during theirstay here. 01.1Wingate, Indiana, High School,winner of last year’s tournament, willnot be represented by a team in thisyear’s meet. Only a few of the teamswhich competed in the hard strugglea year ago are again entered thistime.John Schommer to OfficiateElbert Bushnell, general chairman,yesterday announced that JohnSchommer and Herbert Reynolds,both Big Ten officials, have been se¬cured to officiate the games of thetournament. Their presence will leavenothing to be desired in the matter ofofficiatingThe field entered assures the tour¬nament of one of the greatest gath¬erings of high school athletes everbrought together.Many States RepresentedThe teams which have accepted in¬vitations and which will begin the pre¬liminaries today are: Jeffersonville,Tnd.; East High, Rochester, N. Y.;Cedar Rapids. Iowa; West Lafayette,Tnd.; Fifth Avenue High, Pittsburgh,Pa.; Rosendale, Wis.; Athens, Ohio;Crosby High, Waterbury, Conn.;Punxstaw’^y, Pa.; Altoona, Pa.; Blue-field, W. Va ; Sandstone, Minn.; LaneTechnical High School, Jackson,Mich.; Stillwater, Minn.; and De LaSalle, title winners in the ChicagoCatholic League.Th's array of high class prep quin¬tets assures the tourney keen compe¬tition and whirlwind games. Theteams entered are those having thebest records in the section of the coun¬try which they represept.Gold Watches to WinnersWinners of first, second and thirdplaces, will receive silver cups. Inaddition, the members of the charn-pionship team will be awarded goldwatches; members of the second placeteam will receive gold ha.sketballwatch charms; members of the teamfinishing third wdl receive silver bas¬ketball watch charms; and membersof the fourth place team will beawarded golden bronze medals.The committees co-operating withGeneral Chairman Bushnell to run thetournament are as follows; GamesPaul Hitchcock, chairman, RobertStahr. and Perry Regal; Housing andreception—Wdliam Gubbins, chair-ma”, Brower Hall, Arthur Witzleben.Morris Flanaean, .Arthur Cody, andHaspinger; Publicity—Arvid C. Lunde,chairman. Wallace B. Vaughan, Ar-(Co^'tlnued on Page Four) PREP MEET DOPETIME OF GAMESToday—2, 3, 4, 7:30, and 8:30.Tomorrow—10, 11, 2, 3, 4, 7:30, 8:80.Saturday—1:30, 2:30, 8, and 9.PLACEBartlett gymnasium.ADMISSIONBy Student Athletic Book—orTicket for entire series—$1.00Ticket for single game today andtomorrow—$0.25Ticket for single game Saturday—$0.50.TEAMS COMPETINGJeffersonville, Ind.West Lafayette, Ind.Lane Technical High School, Chi¬cago.East High, Rochester, N. Y.Cedar Rapids, Iowa.Fifth Avenue High, Pittsburgh, Pa.Rosendale, Wise.Athens, Ohio.Crosby High, Waterbury, Conn.Punxstawny, Pa.Altoona, Pa.Bluefield, W. Va.Jackson, Mich.De LaSalle Catholic School, ChicagoSandstone ,Minn.Stillwater, Minn.THE WITCHING HOUR’WILL BE STAGED INMANDEL TOMORROWDramatic Club Production IsWork of DistinguishedAmerican DramatistTWO EVENING PERFORMANCESAugustus Thomas, author of thethree-act play, “The Witching Hour,"to he presented in Mandel hall tomor¬row and Saturday night.s by the Uni¬versity Dramatic club, is characterizedas “the dean of American dramatists”by Percy Hammond, dramatic review¬er for the Chicago Tribune. AlthoughAugustus Thomas has written othernlays of note, “The Witching Hour”is responsible for a considerable partof his distinction.The action takes place in Louisville,"omous in horse racing, the sport ofkings and .southern gentlemen. Theefory is a cross .section of AmericanPfe, v’vid, but true. There is a glimpseinto the machinery of the race trackand of American city politics. “Thereis the breeziness, the vigor, and thethrill attaching to such phases of ournational life,” declares Eve Kohl,president of the club, “and the pre-■'enting cast is w’ell chosen to bringthis out.”Present Third Popular Play“The Witching Hour” is the thirdAmerVan play to be pre.sent-- > the Dramatic club in the la.stthree years. “Seven Keys to Bald-pate,” the first of the series of con¬temporary classics, was pre.sented””’th great success in 1919, and wasCnilrwed last year hy “The ThirteenthChair.” which made an even greaterimpression.Tickets for e’ther performance mayhe had at the Mandel box office or the’University bookstore at prices rang-rp fro’'^ $1.50 to $0.75. All substi-(Cnntinucd on Page 3) REQUIRE FROSH MENTO SWIM OR LEARNHOW NEXT QUARTERPhysical Culture DepartmentEnforces Old Rulingin SpringEXEMPTION TEST NEXT WEEKEnforcement of the physical cultureruling which requires all freshmen tobe able to swim before receiving firstyear gymnasium credit was an¬nounced by Dr. Dudley B, Reed, healthofficer, yesterday. All Freshmen menmust take swimming during theSpring quarter, the announcementreads, in order to receive their quar¬terly credit, unless they can pass theprescribed tests.The ruling has not been in effect forthree years, Dr. Reed says, but it willbe strictly followed during the com¬ing quarter. This means that unlessFreshmen men take swimming or passthe tests they will receive no P. C.credit for the quarter, no matter whatother gymnasium work they may do.Hold Tests Next WeekSwimming tests for exemption fromthe requirement will be held nextMonday, Tuesday and Wednesdayfrom 10 to 1 and 2:30 to 4:30 in theBartlett gymnasium swimming pool.The tests will be in charge of Swim¬ming Instructor J. H. White. Stu¬dents must be able to swim twolengths of the tank with two differentstrokes, and perform a satisfactoryfront dive, in order to be excused fromtank work during the Spring quarter.Demonstration Lectureon “Effective Voting”George H Hallet of the Proportion¬al Representation League, will delivera lecture on “Minority Representationand Effective Voting” today at 4:30in Classics 10.“Independent voters must oftenvote with minorities,” said Prof. Chas.E. Merriam of the Political Sciencedepartment in commenting yesterdayupon the lecture. “The question ofwhether minorities should have moredefinite representation in our systemof government, and if they should,how it may be provided, is an impor¬tant one, and should interest everystudent. Mr. Hallet is an authorityon the subject. He will make clearthe different aspects of the question,and will conduct a demonstration ofeffective voting in which your votewill not merely be counted but willcount.”Home Econ. Club EntertainsThe Home Economics club will en¬tertain today at a tea in honor of MissTvez Boyce of the Department ofHome Economics, from 4 to 6, in theNorth Room of Ida Nyes hall. MissByce, who is to be married thisspring, will leave the University ofChicago at the end of this quarter.DAILY PROGRAMTOI>AYMoody illustrated lecture, 4:.30, Har¬per assembly room.Public lecture, 4:.30, Classics 10.Phvsics club, 4:30, Ryerson .32.Political .science club, 7:.30, HarperE 41.Lecture by Dr. Hume of Yale, 8,Harper assembly room.Third Annual Ba.sketball Interschol-estic, all day, Bartlett gymnasium.TOMORROWMoody illustrated lecture, 4:30,Hn»*ner as.sembly room.Interscholastic basketball games,nil day, Bart’ett gymnasium. Horrid “Graswawker” jCrushes Out OneLittle Life IA howl of protest went up on thecampus yesterday which could havebeen heard at Northwe.stern, had stu¬dents there been listening for it.Worse than the gym howl, worse than jthe recent denunciations of the coach¬ing systems by alumni, worse than jthe heart rending pre-exam groans,—yea even louder than PresidentChalmer McWilliams’ spring shirts,did this struggling, unearthly screecharise to the heavens through the barebranches of the campus oaks.An investigation by Snoop, the fa¬mous Daily Maroon police reporter,was long and furious. Thirteen dif¬ferent times did he come back to thenews editor and report his search un¬successful. Thirteen times was hesent forth again with that typicallynewspaperish admonition—“Get it orget out.”At last he came back, trembling andcrying. He had solved the mystery.A newborn soul had been crushed,even before it had a chance in thestruggle for life. A baby blade ofgrass—the thirty first from the eastedge of the Harper-Walker sidewalk—had been stepped on by a carelessstudent, by an abominable GRAS-WAWKER. Its protest and the pro¬test of its young brothers and sisterswas the cause for the grass raisingshriek which thrilled the campus.EX-EDITOR WAFULWRITES FOR “SLUSH”PHOENIX, OUT TODAYMarch Number of CampusPunch Has Hard andFast LineBUY YOUR.S FROM ONE OF BEVYEddie Waful, ex-student at the Uni¬versity and first editor of the Phoenix,is one of the contributors to the Marchnumber of the campus comic supple¬ment, out today. This month’s spasmgoes under the title of the “SlushNumber,” and there is nothing dryabout it.As you probably know already, thePhoenix sale.swomen are on the job,ard if you haven’t met one look upand contribute your quarter for acopy. The issue is the best one yet,being chock full of original lines fromthe Phoenix special line-o-type ma¬chine, and the drawings speak forthemselves.Not Like 1. C.—A Fast Line“The Phoenix is good goods,” saida member of the staff last night. “Itsjokes are fast and the hand-pickedsales force is guaranteed not to run.”Special features of this issue in¬clude a symposium on slush, a page offree verse about the latest in auto¬mobile information, and the second ofMcLeod’s cartoons on “Things ThatNever Happen.”“AUGIE” TROUNCES KENNEYIN CUE TOURNEY, 60-16Wielding a steady and at times bril¬liant cue, Augue Kieckhefer defeatedt eo^ard Kenney 60 to 16 in the Rey¬nolds club Ladies Night exhibitionmatch last Tuesday in Bartlett gym¬nasium.After the close of the match, Kieck-hefe*' was presented with a Chicagoblanket lettered w’th the names ofthe ^wo men and their scores. He thenthrilled the crowd by making a num-bev of dizzy shots in real champion¬ship style.Ladies Night was the last Reynoldsclub .social event of the current quar-, ter.Plans for the spring will be formu¬lated and announced later in themonth when the newly elected admin-j i.stration goes into office. HOLD CONFERENCEWITH HIGH SCHOOLEDUCATORS IN MAYPrep Students Eligible ForFreshman ScholarshipExaminationsSEEK UNIFORM REQUIREMENTThe thirty-third annual educationalconference of academies and highschools related with the University ofChicago will be held on May 5 and 6at the University. Three sessions willbe held during the morning, after¬noon, and evening of Thursday, May5. Executive meetings for principalsand superintendents and the competi¬tive scholarship examinations arescheduled for Friday, May 6.The purpose of the conference is tomake the standard requirements ofthe secondary schools as nearly uni¬form as possible and to pull them upto the standard required by the Uni¬versity for entrance. Last year 1845representatives were sent to the con¬ference from about 160 different highschools.Award Free TuitionsSeniors from the represented schoolsare eligible to take the honor exam¬inations in American History, Botany,Chemistry, English, French, German,Latin, Mathematics, Physics andSpanish. The highest grade in eachexamination wins a University schol-rship carrying tuition for the Fresh¬man year. Last year 312 studentstook the examinations.Pick Conservative Namefor New C. and A.Magazine“Commerce and Administration” isthe name selected for the new Com¬merce club publication w’hich is to ap¬pear soon. The conservative titlesubmitted by Mildred Janovsky, edi¬tor of the department of alumni activ¬ities of the periodical was chosen froma list of 126 contributions.Because of her position on the staff,Mildred Janovsky has declined to ac¬cept the two tickets to the Commerceclub banquet offered as a prize.It was decided by the committeethat the tickets should be given tostudents submitting the names givensecond and third places. These were:G, Howard, W’ho offered “Comad”, andWilfrid Merril, sugge.sting “Seeanay.”CAMPUS CLUB PLANS FORSMOKER AND BANQUETSThe Campus club finished its activi¬ties for the winter quarter with a sup¬per in Hutchin.«on cafe Monday. Anumber of important events havebeen planned for the Spring quarter.Among these are a smoker, the an¬nual banquet, a banquet for non-fra-temity alumni, and, possibly, a dance.“The club is anxious to have moreof the non-fratemity men of the Uni¬versity avail themselves of the fellow¬ship and enjoyment which they canhave by joining the organization,” ac¬cording to Adonyah Bowers, presi¬dent, “To this end a campaign is be¬ing planned for next quarter to .secureas many new members as possible.”Name Federation ChairmenThe members of the FederationCouncil have been appointed to thefollowing position: Fay Millard, pres¬ident: Francis Crozier, chairman ofthe social committee; Marjorie Boy-den, chairman of the personnel com¬mittee; Mary Hayes, chairman of pub¬licity; Ruth Metcalfe, chairman ofsew'ng committee; Natalie Greensfel-der, chairman of the vocational com¬mittee; Signe Wennerblad, .secretarya’>d treasurer; and Charlotte Mont¬gomery, chairman of sponsors.The Council has decided that “HelloW'eek” w’ill be repeated the secondweek of next quarter.2 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 1921.Qltfr iatly MarunnThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoP«ibli«he<l mornings, oxcept Saturday, Sundayand Monday during tha Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by Tho Daily MaroauCompany.Kntorod as sooond class mail at the CU-aago postnAeo, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906, under the act of March 3, 1S73.OfftoM EHis 14Telephone Mid'way 800Thursday, March 10, 1921VALUESNot a few things are at stake in theThird Annual Interscholastic basket¬ball tournament which begins todayand continues over tomorrow and Sat¬urday. We offer the national inter¬scholastic title to that one of the six¬teen invited teams which is able tosurvive the taxing grind. This is notpresumption; it is in accord with thesize and dignity of the tournament.At the same time we offer the Uni¬versity of Chicago to each of the menmaking up these teams. We make itno secret that we desire to attractthem to the University at the closeof their high school work. We wantthem to come to the University ofChicago, not to honor us, as doubtlessthey would do, but to honor them¬selves. Just as we are able to offerthem as men the facilities and thespirit of one of the finest universitiesin existence, so are we able to offerthem as athletes personal contact withone of the finest coaches in the coun¬try, A. A. Stagg. The National in¬terscholastic tournament is a big thingto these men. It is a big thing to us.But the University of Chicago is abigger thing. We all have somethingat stake.SINK OR SWIMFreshmen—we call your attentionto the announcement of the men’sgymnasium department that a swim¬ming test will be required of all fresh¬men and that those who fail to passmust register for swimming nextquarter.This is not a new rule but it hasbeen neglected for three years, dueprobably to abnormal war conditionsin 1917 and 1918. From now on wehave no doubt but that it will be rig- |idly enforced.You have heard a lot of talk proand con about gym. You have heardmany protests and complaints, butthis swimming test requirement isessentially a sensible requirement andthe punishment for neglecting it.seems just, also—BECAUSE YOUARE BEING GIVEN WARNING. Dr.Reed’s bulletin states that those whofail to register for swimming or whofail to take the test will not receivecredit in any other P. C. course forwhich they may register next quarter.The P. C. department may not be Iable to check up the freshmen com¬plying with this requirement at thefirst of the quarter—their only re¬course is a penalty if you fail to heedthe warning. The working out of theDANCING TONIGHTAnd Every Thursday and Saturday8:30-12:00 atWOODLAWN TEMPLE64th St. and University Ave.Best Music Good FloorMANAGEMENT—Terc.sa Dolan Ben F. SmitzdorfPrivate Lessons At StudiosBy Appointment.5 101 Cottage Grove Av., Ph. H.P. 6832130.') E. 6.3rd St., Ph. II .P. 4496IM VMCURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1211 E. r)r)th St. 11.55 E. 63rd St.Midwny .3081 Hyde Park 2643Student Rate at .)5th St. Shop Hindu Educator WillSpeak on MonroeDoctrineDr. N. Kirchna of India, formerlyof the University of Illinois and be¬fore that time of Petrograd, willspeak tomorrow at 8 in the Cosmo¬politan club house on “A Monroe Doc¬trine for the Orient.” This will be ajoint meeting of the International andCosmopolitan clubs, being the last ofthe quarter.As various members have plansafoot for the complete reorganizationof the cosmopolitan movement on thecampus, the meeting will be of par¬ticular importance for members ofboth clubs. A discussion of the cos¬mopolitan movement will follow' thelecture.All persons holding money andtickets for International Night mustreport Friday.P. C. NO BAR TO SENIORVODVIL POSTER ARTISTSAn opportunity is again opened forall campus artists to show their skill.The subject will be the Senior Vaude¬ville, which will open in Mandel hallApril 15 and 16 before filling an un¬limited engagement in New York. Thedesign is left to the imagination ofthe student but should be in some w'ayconnected with the show. The contestis open to all students whether theyhave P. C. credit or not. It will endFriday, March 25, at 12. The suc¬cessful poster will be used in succeed¬ing years and wMll appear on the coverof the program. Fui-ther informationmay be obtained from Elizabeth Mannor Ivan Sippy.requirement rests on your shoulders.The Daily Maroon desires to be fairand reasonable on the gym question.It believes that there are many wrongsto be righted, but also that the fac¬ulty is taking steps to remedy theevils of the situation as rapidly aspossible. There rests, therefore, withthe students a responsibility w'hichthey should not shun if they wish toco-operate with the P. C. administra¬tion for improved conditions.The Daily Maroon advises freshmennot to try to evade the swimming testor to believe that they can let thematter rest until some future quarterwithout incurring the penalty. Fromnow on the policy of the P. C. depart¬ment is sure to be one of adequatewaiming and strict penalties. For onlyby such a system can the departmentavoid a recurrence of the present dis¬satisfaction among students.OUR SANCTUM“Personally” speaking, our editoriallife is a monotonous series of anony¬mous letters and charges of all sortsof gross misdemeanor against the com¬monwealth in our daily efforts to in¬terpret student sentiment on thecampus.Yesterday there came a welcomerift in the calm of life. The printer,bless him, mistook the editorial col¬umn for the Campus Whistle, and putone where the other belonged. Some¬body has been insulted! If we wereHorace (ireeley or W. R. Hearst weshould have the printer pickled in icybrine and suspended from Mitchelltower by the ears. As it is we aw’aitwith fear and trembling the arrivalof the Whistler, grieved at the print¬er’s mistake. If the funny man doesn’tmind, we shan’t either.1.''Mnnblaimtirust anb^aitinga lankArinbrr ^rbrrnl SriirnirUlunMumn Aitrnurat l^ixtii-tbirJi♦♦♦♦♦+Krarrat iJuuk to tl^rlUtiiirraitii of (Clitrnijo AnyWhere ?fOWLE« .\nyTimeSTUDENTSItineraries have just beenarranged to suit your needs.We can give you an ex¬tremely attractive programfor yourVACATIONEspecially attractive tours for thesummer of 1921 have been plannedtoYellowstone & ColoradoSeeSTANLEY G. POTTERUniversity RepresentativeOr inuire ofT. & S. TOURS CO.“Travel Architects”103 W. Jackson Blvd.Phones Harrison 3559-3566 GREETING CARDSAN ATTRACTIVE LINE OF CARDSBirthdaysCongratulationsSympathyWedding AnniversaryMother’s DayAsk for our assorted line at $1.00 postpaidDAINTY EASTER CARDSWith U. of C. Coat of Arms, gold embossedUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueOn-Trl jLt Ilxrt ScLmCacr^ HittfVe aim at perfect service in this3/ore; if pouVe not satisfiedmonejt cheerfully refunded.Interesting spring stylesYoung men will be pleased with thenew models we show in suits andovercoats; very smart; and they’llsurely like the new herringbone graysSPECIAL values inHart Schaffner &Marx silk lined suits;many very smartweaves and patterns,perfectly made.SC A$85 values at ^Maurice L Rothschild.Moneycheerfullyrefunded Good clothes; nothitm elseSouthwest Corner Jackson and State ('hicagoMiniccapolisSt. PaulTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, MARCH 10, 1921. 3SIGMA NU AND DELTA CHIBOWLING TOURNEY WINNERSFormer Team Rolls 745 AgainstI). K. E. FiveSigma Nu, in the best of form afterseveral practice games, overw'helmedthe Dekes with three straights Tues¬day evening and gave themselves alook-in on the semi-finals. Bruce per¬formed up to standard, heading theSigma Nu quintet with a high gameof 188 and an average of 159.Matlock seconded in the perform¬ance, hitting 155. Mills and Meachamwere the chief point getters for theDekes, the latter rolling a high gameof 160. Mills ran 133 for his threeframes.Delta Chi succeeded in banishingthe jinx which has followed them thruthe tilt, and downed Alpha Sigma Phiin two out of three games. Vollmerand Thompson did the best part of themarking for Delta Chi and Waltherwas high man of the Alpha Sig team.The .scores follow:Sigma Nu 687 721 745Delta Kappa Epsilon 621 611 677Delta Chi 617 588 585Alpha Sigma Phi....650 557 572WOMEN TO HOLD ATHLETICCUP COMPETITION TODAY500 women enrolled in the Depart¬ment of Physical Education will holdan exhibition alid competitive drilltoday at 3:45 h. the gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall Free standing work,marching, apparatus, folk dancing,and a relay race have been plannedfor the exhibition.The class with the largest scorewill be credited with a given numberof points toward the winning of thecup presented by Miss Gertrude Dud¬ley last year. The points won in to¬day’s matches will be added to thosewon by the various classes in the bas¬ketball and hockey events of the fall.Competitive swimming and baseballgames will be held in the spring.Miss Gertrude Dudley will act asgeneral hostess. Helen Touzalin, re¬cently elected president of the W. A.A. will serve as clerk of the meet.Sixteen members of the Chicago Nor¬mal College and of the American Col¬lege of Physical Education have con¬sented to judge the competition.YAI.E IN CHINA MEDICALHEAD LECTURES TONIGHTDr. Edward H. Hume, a leader ofthe Yale in China movement, will givean illustrated lecture on “Politics andh-ducation in China” tonight at 8 inHarper Assembly room. Dr. Hume isat present head of Yale’s medicalschool located in Changsha, China,adn has for many years been activelyengaged in medical and social workamong the Chinese.“THE WITCHING HOUR”WILL BE STAGED INMANDEL TOMORROW(Continued from t'age 1)tute tickets should be exchanged im-me<liately for re.served tickets. Oth¬erwise persons holding substitute tick¬ets cannot be assured of securing thebest seat.A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessonswhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, .Journalist, Doctor, I^awyer oranyone .seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and isgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied,SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYrPYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclo.sed herewith is.$5.00 for which kindly send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. It is understoodthat at the end of five days, I amnot satisfied my money will begladly refunded.NameStreetCity and State A BRAND NEW SENSATION‘‘Husk” O’Hare’sToddle RascalsThe Idolsof DancedomAvailableFor Your DancesPhoneHARRISON 10320 W. Jackson Blvd. Educate your tastei^ Milk Nougat5c Bar 5c—say“Bikes”Northwestern in New UnionNorthwestern University has late¬ly become a member of the new Amer¬ican University Union, an organiza¬tion designed to decide questions ofinternational education and culturalrelations.Under the leadership of PresidentHarry Pratt Judson of the University,l^resident John Grier Hibben of!Princeton, and Director John W. Cun-cliffe of the Columbia School of Jour¬nalism, the American UniversityUnion in Europe, founded during the jwar to meet the needs of Americancollege men over seas, is rapidly be¬coming an international institution.More than fifty universities, collegesand higher technical schools will co¬operate with the Union.COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings, Hats, Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner 55th and Ellis Ave.“LUCIA HENDERSHOT”Private Dancing LessonsIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waltz,one-step and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 2114 Complete Intensive Stenographic CourseThe next complete stenographic three months’ coursewill begin April 4, 1921. Only college graduates or un¬dergraduates are eligible.An unusual opportunity is afforded by this intensivecourse to get a complete stenographic training in threemonths.The environment of the MOSER SHORTHAND COL¬LEGE is appealing to the college student—only highschool graduates are enrolled.Bulletin on request; no solicitors employed.Moser Shorthand CollegeEnrolling Only High School Graduates12thFloory Lake View Bldg., 116 S. Michigan AvecPhone Randolph 4347 CHICAGO, ILLINOISDO YOU KNOWThatTheDailyMaroonPrintsWhatYouShouldKnow?SubscribeNow!The Daily MaroonBUSINESS OFFICE ELLIS 14ENUSPENCILS"TOR the student or prof.,-L the superb VENUS out¬rivals (ill for perfect pencilwork. 17 Muck degrees and3 copying.American l4>adPiuicil Go,215 Filth Ave. i 7New Universibvan^on-ChicaiJoSUMMER SESSIONOn the Shore of Lake MichigamThe L'niversity Campus (a half-hour’s riden'<i th of the city of Chicattot extends fornearly a mile alon»r the shore of Lake Mich¬igan. Boatinit available, bathinK beachesriKht on the Campus, tennis courts andKyninasiunt near. Dormitories for menand women. Oriranized excursions to inter-estimr points in and nearChicaKO, and laketrips toother cities on Lake MichiRan. Lec¬tures, concerts, recitals and dramatic per¬formances on the Campus.THE COLLCaeOF LIBERAL ARTS Coursesleaclintf to H.S. arxl U.A. dcKrcfs. Iteirularcollege subjects, including courses in ZooloKy.Cliemis rv and Physics for pre-medical stu¬dents. Nino semester hours of credit obtain¬able. Eittht weeks' course.THE SCHOOL OF COMMERCE-Coursealeading to the <lettrccH Kschelor of Science inComm-rce, Masterof Business Administrationand Certined Public Accountant. Courses inAceountinji. Advertisina. Finance, Businesstlraanization. Sales Manaaement, FactoryMar aacment, etc. Special trips of inspectionto factories, banks and stores inChicaao Ninewmestcr hours of credit obtainable. Liahtweeks’ courseTHE SCHOOL OF EOUCATION - Courseslewlina to B S., B.A.,M. A.,Bnd Ph.D.deareea,with special ulploma in F.ducation. Profes¬sional courses for hiali school teachers, ele¬mentary teachers, city ruperintendents, hii^hschool principals, professors of F^duca i n innormal schools and colleaes, and educationalleaders. Nine sem- ster hours of credit ob¬tainable. Flight w<>eka' course.THE LAW SCHOOL - John H. Wtgmore,l>*nn. Classes conducted in the city of Chi¬cago. Courses leading to the dcgrei’s of .lurisItuctor and I.L.B. .Summer F'sculty containsjudges of state supreme courts of Illinois,North Dakota, Misaissippi and Washington.F'ourtei n hours of credit obtainable. TenWeeks’ course.THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC - Petrr C l.utkin,D'tin Courses in Public School Music amiPiano Normal Mi thods with demonstrationclasses. Private instruction in Piano. Voice,Organ, Violin. Cello; class instruciion in Har¬mony, Musical Analysia, Flar-Training, Solfeg¬gio. Six weeks’ course.THE SCHOOL OF ORATORY - Ralph B./tee SIS, Pirtrliir. Courses leading to H.S. andB A. degrees or diplomas in Oratory. Classwork and private instruction for teachers ofPublic Speaking, for teachers of FInglish andfor prolessional and amateur readers nmls|s-akers who want greater platform skill anti|K)wer. Courses in Debate and Public Sp, ak-ing for college atndenta. Ten hours of creditobtainable. Fiight weeks’ course.THE QRAOUATE SCHOOL-Courses leadingto M.A. and Pti. D. dcgri'es. Unusual libraryfacilities j Fivan-ton and Chicago. Nine hoursof credit obtainable.Courses open Monday, June 27, 1S2J.F’or book of Campus views of detaileddescriplion of courses address'VALTER DH L SCOTT, PresidentUnIvarsity Hall, Evsneton, IllinoisA THE NEWArrowCollarCliictt.PsaboJyfif Co.Inc.Troy, N.Y.4 THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. MARCH 10, 1921.TH« CwttptuA bit of verseIsn't much worseThan prose so the story goes.It’s easy to write,By day or by night,And that’s as far as this goes.Writing this pillar of punk duringthe days before exams is comparableto smoking cigarettes in a powdermagazine.The judge who said that most divorces resulted from Crowm Pointmarriages must have had in mind thefamous slogan—“Marry at CrownPoint and Repent at Reno.”Rumor has it that a few bellesfrom 63rd street attended the lastReynolds club dance. Nothing wrongwith that as long as the chairs arenailed down and the piano is tooheavy to move.Lots of people can remember wayback when the sock W’as such an innocent thing.When asked how' many flunk noticeshe had received in the past year, acampus celeb replied that he was notgood at higher mathematics.The local room tells us that mengamble in Foster while waiting forfair femmes to come down from theupper regions. And they gamble onwhich girl will be ready first. Willthe gent who remarked that Wallstreet was a gamble please retire tothe rear of the room ?Our heart goes out to the fellow,who when his girl suggested that theytake a yellow, said he didn’t like toride street cars.And we open the doors of the Acad¬emy of Modem Martyrs to the poorcuss who asked his girl where shedid most of her skating when she waslearning.Before the Phoenix publishes an¬other slush number, we suggest thatOmar Maxon try to engage the ser¬vices of the weather man.Ever hear about the fellow whodidn’t know whether to be peevedwhen somebody asked him if he couldplay “Far, Far Away” on the piano?Calumet 6,000, PleaseA student got into Harper libraryby accident ’yesterday, according toour corre.spondent at E-11. When heasked a fair lady on floor three if sheknew where he could get an atlas, shelooked up in a rather perplexed man¬ner and asked him why he didn’t ridein a Yellow.Once, long agoA Phi BetaApplied for aJob as a linemanAt a wirelessStation,And they’reStill looking forHisBody.The world is growing tame.Even the M. & M. crawl was with¬out casualties.SCOOP.Subscribe for Tbe MaroonDINE AND DANCETHE GOLDEN LILY.'i.'ith St. at the “L”MUSIC PROGRAMDinner Time 6:00-8:00Evening Supper 9:30-1:00Sunday Tea 2:00-6:00American and Chinese ServiceDr. Clair H. PritchardOPTISTEyes Examined, Glaas Preacribed andFittedFor Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514Resident Phone, Englewood 7988Office Hoars, 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 6Srd Streetat University Ave. SERIOUS SHORTAGE OFLUMBER IN U. S.—COWLESBotany Professor Advocates StateHandling of ConservationProblemUnless some definite well organizedplan is adopted at once by each state,the United States will face a seriousshortage of lumber in the next fewyears, was a statement made yester¬day by Prof. Cowles of the Botanydepartment.The demand for lumber is nowgreater than at any previous time inthe history of the country, despite theincreased use of steel and concrete.We are now using our timber fourtimes as fast as it is being replacedand already the three main forests ofthe country, the New England, theSouthern and the Great Lakes, havebeen practically exhausted.The lumber supply for this sectionof the country now comes from theNorthwestern states. The amount ofmoney spent on freight bringing thelumber from there amounts to enoughin three years to reforest all the sixmillion acres of waste land in Illinois.Prof. Cowles advocates each Statehandling the problem of conservingand renewing the forests instead ofthe National Government as has beenthe custom in the past. He states thatas the protection of the forests comesunder the supervision of the stateofficials, entire control should be intheir hands.On Feb. 24, a conference was heldin Chicago which was attended bydelegates from eight of the Mid WestStates to make definite plans for statelegislation providing for reforestingwaste lands in each state. This con¬ference was addressed by Mr. Greeleywho spoke at the University on thissubject. Prof. Coulter of the Botanydepartment of the University is oneof the delegates from Illinois.INSTALL NEW OFFICERS OFW. A. A. TONIGHT AT DINNERThe new officers of W. A, A. willbe installed tonight at 6 in the the¬atre of Ida Noyes hall, Helen Tou-zalin, Nellie Gorgas, Dorothy Augur,and Dorothy Clark will be sworn in.Following the meeting will be the an¬nual installation dinner, which allmembers of the organization havebeen urged to attend.UNIVBRSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigmretes Fountain ServingCor. BUia Ave. and 55tli Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761CLASSIFIED ADSLARGE plea.sant front room suitablefor two. Residence: 6115 DrexelAve.FOR SALE—Cheap. Ladies highgrade shoes, size 6A. Phone mid,1891.HARPERI Harper Ave. at 58d St.—Mat. DailyBxeluaive Hyde Park ShowingThursday, March I 0Katherine McDonaldIn“My Lady's Latch Key"Also Latest Spt'cial ChristieComedy“WEDDING BELLS" Special Courses ForTeachers in SummerBecause of the large attendance ofteachers at the University of Chicagoduring the Summer quarter, morethan one hundred and fifty coursesespecially designed for teachers willbe offered in the College of Educationduring the coming summer. These in¬clude courses in the history of educa¬tion, educational administration andsupervision, educational psychology,home economics (including food andnutrition, home management, institu¬tion economics, and household art),natural science, kindergarten primaryeducation, and art and industrial edu¬cation. In addition to the faculty ofthe College of Education, more thantwenty-five from other institutionswill give instruction. Subscription rates to theMAROONWinterJQuarter$1.50Del. or Mailmd Winter and Spring Quarters$2.25DmL or Mailmd$2.00 $3.00Business Office: Ellis 14Read The Daily Maroon for all the Campus NewsSTAR PREP FIVES OPENTITLE STRUGGLE(Continued from Page 1)thur Higbee, Herbert Rubel andHarry Bird.“C” Books Admit StudentsStudents possessing “C” books mayreceive tickets for the entire tourna¬ment at the Athletic Offices in Bart¬lett gymnasium. To others, admissionfor the series will be one dollar; ad-mi.ssion to single games will be 25cents except on Saturday when theprice of a ticket will be 50 cents.( SAFETY-SEALBD^FOUNTAIN PEN Dixon’sEldorado isthe choice ofthe world’s greatestengineers. It should beyours now.UIX()NELd^OIthe master diamngpendf7 VPublished inthe interest of Elec¬trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. The big or littlecompany—which?WHEN the talk turns to where should afellow start work, a (juestion arises onwhich college men naturally take sidc.s.“^"oll’ll he buried in the big coin])auy,*’ saysome, ‘‘Everything is red tape and depart¬ments working against each other.”“Your little company never gets you any¬where,” others assert, “'riie bigger thecompany the bigger your opportunity.”And that seems true—but in a differentsense. Not ph3’sieal size but bigness of purposeshould he our standard for judging an indus¬trial organization just as it is I’or judging a man.^V’he^e will you find this company witha vision?Whether its }>lant covers a hundred acresor is only a dingy shop up three flights is onthe face of it no indication of what you wantto know—is such and such a companj’^ moreconcerned with developing men and ideas thanboosting profits at the expense of service?You mu5t look deeper. i> the or¬ganization’s standing in t lie indiistr}'? What doits customers saj"? What do its competitors say?riierc are industries s.iid there are companieswhich offer j'ou ev’ery opportunity to grow.Spiritually they are as big and broad as theearnest man hopes to build himself. If youare that kind of man you will he satisfied witha eomjxinj’ of no lower standards.Conversely, if j’ou are working for such ahig-souled company, the very fact will arguethat .you 3’oursclf arc a man worth while. Forin business as in social life a man is known bythe eompanv' he picks. I’fhe electrical industry needs men who cansee far and tliink straight.Western 'nyAn organization which holds for itsideal the hope that it may measure upto the aspirations of those who workin it. y