(I. ©ailp iWaroonVol. 19. No. 81. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. MARCH 9, 1921 Price 5 CentsORIGINAL SET USEDBY JOHN MASON INPLAY HERE FRIDAYTickets Go Fast for DramaticClub’s Performance of“Witching Hour”MAC CLINTOCK PRAISES SHOWTickets for the Dramatic club’sWinter performance of Au^stusThomas’ “The Witching Hour” wentwith a rush when the box office openedyesterday and final sales for the daytotaled .340 tickets. There are stillplenty of good seats left for both per¬formances next Friday and Saturday.About 200 ffood main floor seats maystill be had at a dollar each.Prof. MacClintock, of the Enjflishdepartment, advised every student in¬terested in the drama to see this play.“It is an American drama of the besttype,” he said yesterday, “and judp:-injf by the fine performances jfiven bythe Dramatic club last year this onewill be well acted—well worth see¬ing.”.Secure Original SetLouis Dooley, staffe director, em¬phasized the fact that “the proceedsfrom this Winter’s performance sup¬ports the club for the remainder ofthe year, enablinf? them to {five freeperformances in the Spring’ and Fallquarters.”The Dramatic club has secured foruse in this place the original set usedby John Mason’s company, when thisplay first scored its big Chicago hita few years ago. The set is famousin American stage history and its usein this revival of the play adds par¬ticular interest to the performance.Bartlett Cormack, Phyllis Fay Hor¬ton, Ruth Bowra, Theodore Rosenact,Franklin Andrews, Leila Eichberg,Will Ghere and John Doering are tak¬ing prominent parts in the produc¬tion.Club members who have money outfor substitute ♦^ickets should settle atthe box office in Mandel hall at noonThursday or Friday.Give First of ThreeMoody Lectures TodayToday marks the beginning of aseries of three important illustratedlectures given hy the William VaughnMoody Foundation and Oriental Insti¬tute.Dr. David George Hogarth, Litt.D,F.S.A,, F.R.G.S., will deliver the talksupon the Hittitee. Dr. Hogarth is aFellow of Magdalen College, Oxford,Keeper of the Ashmolean Museum,Fellow of the British Academy andLieutenant Commander R. N. V. R.The first of the series, given today,will be upon “The Hittites, I: TheHittites of Asia Minor.” Tomorrow,the subject will be, “The Hittites, II:The Hittites of Syria.” As the clos¬ing lecture, “The TIittites, III: TheTonians,” will be given.All lectures will be held on theirrespective days at 4:80 in Harper as¬sembly room. The lectures are of avery high type and offer an exception¬al opportunity to the University stu¬dents, There will be no charge.Plan Editorial AssociationFostering a plan for a Conferenceeditorial association, and aiming toprovide for an interchange of joumal-ist’V idea's, tbe Michigan Daily haswritten to editors of each universityproposing a convention to be held atArbor this sprang.It will be the aim of the associa¬tion to call together, everv year, theeditors of all college publications tod’scuss common Interests and newspa¬per methods.A definite date has not yet been setfor the convention. Suggestions re¬ceived from a number of universitiesindicate that the most favovrahle timewould be in the late spring.Seven college publications have af-fi'-med the idea, and promise co-opera¬tion with tbe Michigan Daily, Ohio.State T.antem, Minnesota Daily, Ptir-due Exponent, Daily Illini, DailyTowan, Daily Maroon and DailyNorthwestern. Students Gamble OnWomen’s Speed inDolling UpLove has been a game of waitingsince the days when Adam waited forthe apple to ripen preparatory to histaking a bit of a nibble from the for¬bidden fruit. And lovev at the Uni¬versity is no different from love any¬where else, except for possible varia¬tions.Let’s ToddleFor yeirs student swains havewaited in the parlors of Foster hallwhile their ladies fair applied the lipstick and rouge in far off quarters upa few flights. For years student swaia few flight. For years studentswains have endeavored to findamu.sement with while to while awaythe tedious hours. At last they havehit upon a big Idea, as seekers areoften fortunate enough to do. Nolonger do they wait during the mo¬notonous moments which proceed thedeparture of a white capped maid inthe elevator,Here’s the DopeAfter at least three of the moreadventurous gentry have assembled inthe parlors, each chips in a dime. Thecash is allowed to remain on the floorwhile the waiters continue to wait. Inthe passage of time, a goodly amountof the stuff folks went to Alaska forcollects—and then the swain whoselady fair first appears upon the scenscollects the dough and together theyset forth to spend it in an evening ofrioutous pleasure.CRACK TEAMS FROM ALLOVER U. S. HERE FOR MEETThird Annual Interscholastic Basket¬ball Tournament Takes PlaceTomorrowWith crack teams from all parts ofthe country entered, the Third AnnualInterscholastic Basketball tournamentto be run off in Bartlett gymnasiumomorrow, Friday and Saturday, prom¬ises to be the best ever staged.Thirteen prep teams with excellentrecords hav alrady accepted invita¬tions sent out early in the week, andmore acceptanecs are coming in hour¬ly-The Housing and Reception com¬mittees have been combined under thechairmanship of William Gubbins, itwas announced by General ChairmanBushnell ye.sterday. Members of thiscommittee are Brower Hall, ArthurWitzeben, Morris Flanagan, ArthurCody, and J. Hassinger.The various fraternities on the cam-nus will care for the different teamsentered from the time they arrive inChicago until they depart for theirborne towTis. Each fraternity willmeet the team it is to care for whenthat team arrives in the city.The preliminaries will be run off♦^omorrow in Bartlett gymnasium, andsemi-finals will be played Friday andSaturday, wdth the deciding game fortbe championship coming on Saturdayeven'ng. Admis.sion will be 25 cents^or either morning or afternoon ses¬sion, or 50 cents for one whole day.Paul Hitchcock is chairman of the"•ames committee, with Robert Stahrand Perry Segal assisting him with*^he work. Arvid Lunde has for hisPublicity Committee Wallace B.Vaughn, Arthur Higbee and HerbertRubel.<<v” SFow9 High SchoolSif»htA of CampusTTrder tbe auspices of the Univer-'■’tv Y. M. C. A., th'rty seniors fromChicago high schools went sight.see-: on the University campus last'^ntiivdev. Throughout the year the“Hicrb-Y” cluhs have been addressed‘••em time to time by prominent stu-'onts .end facultv members of theT^nivers'ty who were sent out by theIM. C. A. in an effort to interestrtreps in the work an dactivitiesCbicaf'o. The men who visited thecampus la.st week are all prospectivestudents who desired a little advanceinformation on inside affairs.The Y. M. C, A. plans to continue♦his .scheme for interesting future col¬lege men and hopes to conduct .several'■imilar excursions during the nextcparter. JAMES PARKER HALLGIVES CONVOCATIONADDRESS MARCH 1592 Gain Degrees from Col¬leges ; 19 from Graduate 'SchoolsVAN DYKE TO PREACH SERMON Elect Helen TouzalinPresident ofW. A. A.The One Hundred Nineteen convo¬cation will be held Tuesday, March 15,at 4, in Mandel hall. James ParkerHall, professor of Law and dean of jthe Law school, is to deliver the con¬vocation address on “Free Speech.”Prof. Hall, who is a member of theAmerican Bar association and a direc¬tor of the American Judicature socie¬ty, is the author of “ConstitutionalLaw” and “Cases on ConstitutionalLaw,” as well as the editor of “Amer¬ican Law and Procedure” in twelvevolumes.In 1918 Dean Hall was commission¬ed major judge advocate U, S. A., andacted as one of counsel for the gov¬ernment in a presidential court mar¬tial at Camp Grant in 1919.Van Dyke to Give SermonThe Rev. Henry Van Dyke, D.D.,L.L.D., D.C.L., professor of EnglishLiterature at Princeton, will presentthe Convocation sermon Sunday, Mar.11, in Mandel hall. The Convocationreception is to be held Monday, Mar,14, from 9 to 10:30, in Hutchinsonhall. The guests of honor will beDean and Mrs. James Parker Halland Prof. Henry Van Dyke. Ticketsfor the convocation may be secured onapplication to the President’s office.In the Colleges of Arts, Literature,and Science, 79 Bachelor’s degrees ■willbe conferred; in the College of Com¬merce and Administration, eight; andin the College of Education, five, atotal of 92-4P the Colleges.Two Divinity Students GraduateIn the Divinity School there will be2 Masters of Ai^ and four Bachelorsof Divinity, and in the Law school twoBachelors of Law and two Doctors ofLaw (J.D.) In the Graduate Schoolsof Arts, Literature, and Science therewill be 13 Masters of Arts or Scienceand 6 Doctors of Philosophy. Thetotal number of degrees to be con¬ferred is 121.Among the graduates will be threeChinese, one Japanese, one Filipino,and one Greek.MILITARY SCIENCE DEPT.MAKES NEW RULINGSAfter the pre.sent academic year,students who have completed theirFre.shman year will not be permittedto start the courses offered by theMilitary Science department of theUniversity, according to Major Marr,bead of the local unit.In order to avoid disappointmentswhich this new ruling may bring toFreshmen who are not at pre.sent en¬rolled in Military Science classes, but" ho expect to enroll next year, a com¬bined course of M. S. 2 and 3, to beknown as M. S. .32, will be scheduledfor the Spring quarter.This cla.ss is for Freshmen only andHermits one who has had no M. S.work an opportunity to make himselfeligible for next year. The coursealso gives a full major of credit.M. S.2 or M. S. 3 may also be takenseparately for ^ major. Regi.stra-tiors for the courses must be madewith the dean at once.DAILY PROGRAM Helen Touzalin was elected presi¬dent of the W. A. A. for the comingyear in the elections held yesterday.Nellie Gorgas, receiving the nextlargest number of votes, was therebyelected vice-president. Dorothy Augurwas elected secretary-treasurer, andDorothy Clark, recording scretary.The two amendments concerning theawarding of numerals and W. A, A.emblems were both passed by largfemajorities.On Thursday at 6 the new officerswill be installed at an open meetingto be held in the theatre of Ida Noyeshall. Following the meeting there willbe the annual installation dinner towhich all members of the organizationhave been urged to come. Tickets forthe dinner will be on sale lyitil noontoday.Who Took Alcohol Bbl.From Laboratory?Nobody KnowsThe startling intelligence that abarrel of 100 proof, bonded, “sure-kick” alcohol has been mysteriouslyremoved from the Chemistry labora¬tory apparently indicates that therestill remains some persons who is asyet unconvinced of the advisability ofabiding by the 18th amendment.Prominent campus prohibitionistshave taken the matter under advise¬ment and with just indignation aredirecting inquisitive glances at allsuspicious bearers of the proverbialcrimson-hued proboscis. However,due to the periodic recurrence of thewintry blasts, it has been decided thatthis nvetl'tod Aeiiwciion can n*v«rresult in the acquisition of incrimin¬ating evidence.It is rumored by officials of the in¬dignant ones that the services ofBruce Bell, the eminent campus de¬tective who has twice exhibited hisHolmes-like genius in solving mys¬teries menacing the peace and wel¬fare of the campus, will be procuredto apprehend the crooks.When questioned as to the disap¬pearance of the alcohol barrel. Dr.Stieglitz, head of the Chemistry de¬partment said yesterday that “it wasabsolutely untrue.” MAROON CAMPAIGNAGAINST THIEVERYMAKES PROGRESSFew Books Vansh from Li¬braries During Past Week;Bookstore Reports TheftsDI.SHONESTY IN LABORATORIESTODAYMoody lecture, 4:30, Harper assem-Mv room.Y, W. C. A. vesper, 4:.30, Ida Noyesh.all.Mathematical club, 4:30, Ryerson 37P.«ycholog’‘cal club, 4:30, Psycholog¬ical laboratorj’.TOMORROWIVToody illustrated lecture, 4:30, Har¬per as.sembly room.Public lecture, 4:.30, Classics 10.Phvsics club, 4:30, Ryerson .32.Political .science club, 7:.30, HarperE 41.T.ecture by Dr. Hume of Yale, 8,T^arper as.sembly room. i Junior and SophomoreTeams Lead TourneyW. L.Junior Class 3 0Sophomore Class 2 1Freshman Class 1 1Senior Class 1 1In the second game between theSophomores and the Senior womenMonday the Sophomores won with ascore of 17-14 thus taking second placein the class championship. The finalgame of the season between theFre.shmen and the Seniors this after¬noon at 3:15 will decide the winnersof third and fourth places.The college championship will bedecided this aftemoon at 4 in the finalgame between .Junior and Senior col¬leges, The first game was won by theSenior team but the Junior team,through consistent practise, carried off(Continued on Page Four) 'The Daily Maroon campaign againstdishonesty and petty thievery, con¬ducted during the past week, has atleast made some progress. 'The keep¬er of the general library, from whichthe greatest number of books werereported to have disappeared duringthe past, reports that few, if any,books have vani.shed during the pastweek but that none of those here-to-fore unaccounted for have shown up.At the same time, there comes fromthe University Bookstore the reportthat all types of goods on display areconfiscated during the day.“Majority Students Honest”“The great majority of students areexceedingly honest,” said one of thesalesmen ye.sterday, “but there are afew who make a business of appro¬priating books, pennants, athleticgoods, school supplies, and noveltiesfrom the counters. Many have beencaught but many more make theirgetaway successfully. 'The books areeither used by the one who takes themor sold to friends at a reduced price.Many also sell the books at second¬hand stores.”“Yes, there is dishonesty in the lab¬oratories,” said Associate Prof. H. I.Schlesinger of the Chemistry Depart¬ment in answer to a question to thateffect. “All apparatus is charged tothe student and so the Departmentloses little, but the individual studentoften loses considerable. Many stu-.,.dents, after breaking a piece of appa¬ratus, instead of paying for it fromtheir breakage ticket, will deliberate¬ly steal some other fellow’s apparatus,thus forcing the latter party to standthe loss. 'This is the worst form ofdishonesty which we have to fight inthe laboratories,”; Honesty Drive ContinuesAnd in the meantime, the drive1 against the petty thief continues—and! will continue until he leaves thingsI where others put them. Students canI help materially in the present effortI to rid the school of this parasite ifthey will stop the thief instead ofquietly looking on.PHOENIX SLUSH NUMBERON CAMPUS TOMORROWGEORGE READ SPEAKS ON“ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS’Mr. George H. Read, vice-president jof the Johnson-Read Co., will give an !illu.strated lecture on “Advertising'i^.'xmpaigns” tomorrow’ at 4:.30 in ICobb 12 A.The talk is given under the auspicesof tbe Commerce club and is open tooil student.® in the L^niversity. “Thelecture has been favorably received |bv a large number of advertising ■clubs throughout the country and w’e ;are certain that it w’ill be fully worth jtbe while of every student to attend,” isaid Mias Ruth Plimpton, chairman of |the commitee yesterday. [Due to tbe absence of the speaker jfrom the city, the, illu.strated lecture jupon “Art in Advertising” scheduled Ifor Classics 10 w’ill be postponed until ja later date. Outrivaling the Prom edition of lastmonth, and bearing the cognomen of"Slu.sh Number,” the March PhoenixW’ill be ready for the campus tomor¬row.As might be suspected from thetitle, the “Slush Number” contains allvarieties of such. The cover by Ron¬ald McCleod, is exceptionally clever,wi..'le the contents are no w’hit behindthe flossy exterior, say editors of themirth-provoking publication. An un-u.sual amount of material was re¬ceived last month, giving the editorsan opportunity to select the very bestfrom a large field of choice humor.“.Slu.sh a la carte” and “ScientificScenario Writing” are bound to looseneven the most hardened gloom houndssay the editors.Contributions for the April issueshould be turned in not later thanMarch 26. These may be left in Box97, Faculty Exchange, or given to anystaff member.Engagement Is AnnouncedAnnouncement has been maed of theengagement of Miss Mary PaulineLeuderback, daughter of Dr. and Mrs.Andrew V. Louderback of 6812 Nor¬mal Blvu.. to Holland Fletcher Fla-havhan, son of Mrs. Harry E. Fla-havban of Pittsburgh, Penn.M’ss Louderback is a graduate ofthe University and w’as a pupil atGrace Hickox’s studio for art of ex¬pression. She was very prominent inwar activities. Mr. Flahavhan, ap’raduate of Pennsvlvania State Col¬lege, .sen ed w’ith the signal corps InFrance during the war.The Turkish Cigarette*Judge for Yourself-ENUSPENCILS27 black degreesand 3 cojryingFREETrial namplcs ofVEINUS prnrils sentfree on request.American licacl T*cncil Co.215 Fifth At*.. Dept. N. YOf all tUtlumert a fit/ Mttrrti throughout the world.TUESDAY’S CONCERTSREVIEWEDThe Russians are lavish. They grantrevolutions and music unstintingly;both are given on a magnificent scale.What matter a few blotches on theside. Rather they would pour upon aworld canvas colors from a full brushand a teeming heart. And yesterday,in the finest of the University sym¬phony series, we were the recipientsof the gift.Why did Herman Devries complainof the rigidity of Stock’s reading ofthe “Scheherazade” Suite ? Surelyone could desire no finer. To be surethere was the restraint, the dignity,that has always characterized theleader but it only served to ennoblethe broad slashes of Rimsky-Korakow.And the “Francesca da Rimini” ofPeter Tschaikowsky. The mighty Kal¬muck never stormed through Hell norsang of the woes of the immortalFrancesca in more sublimated mannerthan he did yesterday. The Fantasiashould be played oftener. The lateHuneker sensed the Russian war lordat his best and told American con¬ductors about it.Other numbers on the program werethe jolly overture to Glinka’s opera“Russian- and Ludmille” and the sen¬suous waltz No. 2 of Glazounow.THE CHILDREN’S CONCERT“The young people seemed very en¬thusiastic about our initial Children’sconcert at the University but I wouldhave liked to have seen a larger audi¬ence,” said Conductor Frederick Stockyesterday afternoon. The four num¬bers were dissected by Mr. Stock andtheir significance explained in inter¬esting fashion to the juvenile listen¬ers.As he talked the conductor calledon individual artists of the orchestrato illustrate the themes they carried.Then the entire selection was inter-pretated. The program notes werewritten in simple manner by AnnaObemdorfer. The program consistedof the Mendelssohn “Wedding March”from “Midsummer Night’s Dream,”the Beethoven “Minuet in G,” theSaint-Saens “Danse Macabre,” andGrieg’s “Peer Gynt” Suite.bo YOU KNOWThatTheDailyMaroonPrintsWhatYouShouldKnow?SubscribeNow!The Daily MaroonBUSINESS OFFICE ELLIS 14THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9, 1921.QElfr ISatlg iKaraanThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPphlithed morningt, except Saturday, Sundayand Meoday during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily IfaraenCompany.Entered aa seeand claaa mail at the Chi*aago peetefiee, Chicago, Illiaeit. liareh 13,IVpe, undar the act ef llaroh 3, 1S73.Offlcoa BHis 14Telephone Midway 800Wednesday, March 9, 1921The zero hour is drawing nearWhen in every class room we willhearThe wrath of the prof when he risesand yellsThe truth will out, you are all dumb¬bells.When we encountered Isabel Gard¬ner doing a million dollar acrobaticperformance, in a vain endeavor tocross the various Rubicons on thesidewalk Tuesday afternoon, and re¬marked about the heavy hail, she re¬plied that one might call it a hardrain.Having remarked about the hail,why not go still farther and suggestthat the entire populace rise and singthe well knowTi number, “hail, hail thegangs all here.”When we pause to think what runsa train, we often wonder at thestrange coincidences that occur in theroutine of life, for the same thingruns the thoughts in this strip today—loco-motive.Since the big idea for spring train¬ing camps seems to be Catilina Island,why not be up to the minute ourselvesand move the Varsity out on EllisAve.He is learned, very learned’Though quite knightly, ne’er willboast.A Foster not a Phi BateIs the key he carries most.Titus.We might call the attention of PhilChurch to the above and suggest thathe try to keep one key while trying toconvey a melody to the universethrough the medium of his raucousclarinet.Every time we hear of the amourusyouth that fell for a certain sweetyoung thing, we are reminded of thetime we fell three flights in Harperand finally came to a stop at the feetof a giggling fern.At this time our attention has beencalled to the fact that music hathcharms to sooth the ferocious beast,which no doubt is the reason why abull dog wears a band around hisneck.Eyes that are eyesAnd lips that are lipsLack of length of the skirtsIs the reason he tnps.Being absolutely poverty stricken,our thoughts quite naturally revert tothe subject of the medium of exchangeand after last night’s game we areforced to critcise the statement thatthere is a lot of money in cubic art.Speaking of dodging the P. C. re¬quirements, reminds us of the guythat died of thirst ^cause he refusedto lift a glass of water to his mouthand wouldn’t bend over to take adrink from a spring.During a debate concerning themanner in which they should gethome from a dance. Jack Moore final¬ly won the argument, when he saidthat they’d call two cabs and run homebetween them.Said one convict to another“What time is it Mace?”Mace replied, “What’s time to you.You’re not going any place.”Speaking of time, we looked at thetime, and decided that it wa.s abouttime to cease our efforts, so you seewe have.SLIM ESS.MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING12H E. r>.ith St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midwny .3081 Hyde Park 2643Student Rate at 55th St. Shop he largest sellingtjualUy pencil inike worldA THE NEWArrowCollarCluet t, Peabody &Co. Inc. T roy, N. Y. £LS)0 % LEADSone for every twedor preference »"ihe master dmtpin^pencirSOLD BY CJOOD STATIONERS—AT SCHOOL AND IN TOWNr acts—U acts—f ACTS—Tens of thousands of smokers—tens of thousands of times—have PROVEN this —* / ^ ’CONTEST AND DINNER ENDGOOD SWIMMING SEASONAn unusually successful .swimmingseason will be terminated Wednesdayafternoon by a stunt contest and adinner. The contest begins at 4 andis open to all members of swimmingteams and classes. Feature eventswill be umbrella, and lighted candleraces, and exhibition work done by Iadvanced swimmers, while simplerstunts will be performed by beginningstudents at the shallow end of thepool. At 6 dinner will be served inthe sun parlor.Everyone is asked to come to din¬ner in costume in order that they maygo to the basketball party afterwards.The basketball players are to be ]guests at the swimming contest andare reciprocating by inviting the jswimmers to their dance. Tickets for 1the swimming contest and dinner areon sale for fifty cents and for thebasketball party for twenty cents. ]Everyone wishing to be in the trackmeet at the basketball party is askedto sign the list posted in the dressingroom of Ida Noyes.Cap and Gown SaJesmen NoticeA copy of all advertisements forthis year’s Cap and Gown must beturned into the business departmentbefore the end of*this quarter. If for jany reason it is impossible to turn inany ad, be sure to notify the business jmanager before the quarter closes.Collect Yelolw Jacket DuesAll members of Yellow Jacket must!bring their money for dues to the jalumni room of Ida Noye.s hall on IThursday at 12. j We go 6000 miles for theTurkish tobaccoused in Murad—Why?Because—Turkish has a taste—Turkish has amildness—Turkish has a delight—far beyond allcigarette tobaccos of all other lands—Murad gives you real enjoyment, and truedelight such as no Tobacco other than lOO^o PureTurkish Tobacco can give.YOUTHThe Debonair and DaintyIn the springtime of youth oneloves the beautiful—for youth isbeauty.Did you ever stop to consider howmuch beauty and joy and sunshineyou bring into the world just byyour charming, girlish, lovelyclothes ?Good taste and refinement, char¬acter and harmony—the basis ofall art—the art of fa.shion as much,yes more, than any other branchof modem culture.“The House of Youth” Suits ofdainty grace and lovely personalityembody the charm of youth andthe refinment of exclusive vogue.If your dealer cannot supply you,write us for information where theymay be obtained.SCHl/LAfA/d AMD /iAi VMTMAM^/he Jtousey38 4042 EAST 29’r. STMEET. NEW YORKTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 9. 1921. 3.SPORT SHORTSThree solid days of prep basketball,a dual swimminif meet with North¬western, a track meet with Ohio Stateand the Gymnastic-fencinjf-wrestlingconference are on the athletic programfor the latter part of this week. TheThird Annual Interscholastic basket¬ball starts in Bartlett gymnasium to¬morrow. Coach White swimmers willstage the only local varsity contestagainst the Badgers in Bartlett nata-torium Saturday. Cowh Eck’s trackteam performs at Columbus Satur¬day. Coach Hoffer’s gymna.sts andfencers and Coach Spade’s wrestlerscompete with the pick of the Big Tenat Indianapolis tomorrow and Friday.THEY’RE building a triumphalarch at Indianapolis, and polishing upthe instruments of the Butler band,in preparation for the advent of“Tony” Hinkle, new assistant toCoach Page. The Butler Collegiangives us the following remarkable in¬formation of the Maroon star’s ver¬satility:“Hinkle played every position ascaptain of the Chicago baseball teamthat went to the Orient last spring.”POINT of information? Page Mr.Walker! Why does The Butler Col¬legian speak of De Pauw as “thecricket seminary”?RIFLE TEAM MAKESHIGH SCORE IN MEETThe undergraduate rifle team whichis to meet Drexel Institute of Phila¬delphia, Princeton University, andCulver Military Academy at the endof this month is fast rounding intoshape, for in the fourth stage of theNational Rifle matches, shot on Fri¬day, Feb. 26, it registered the bestscore it has ever made, making 490points out of a possible 500.The graduate section of the Rifleclub also made one of the best scoresit has ever made in the National Riflematches when it made a score of 994points out of a possible 1000. Thisis the best score in the history of theclub, except one of 995 which wasmade about a year ago. The highmen were Grauer with 200, Rhine with199, MacCallum 198, and R. D. Bens-ley 198.In the annual individual match,shot on various ranges throughout thecountry last Saturday, Prof. Chas.Chamberlain made 95 bulls eyes outof 100 shots, losing only five pointsout of a possible 1000.Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results.A SHORTERSHORTHAND SYSTEMIN TEN EASY LESSONSThis course covers ten easy lessonswhich will enable the Student, Pro¬fessor, Journalist, Doctor, Lawyer oranyone seeking a professional careerto go through life with 100 per centefficiency.THIS COURSEIs short and inexpensive, and isgiven with a money back guaranteeif not satisfied.SEND THIS CLIPPING TODAYPYRAMID PRESS, PUBLISHERS1416 Brodawy,New York CityGentlemen: Enclosed herewith is$6.00 for which kindly send meyour shorthand course in ten easylessons by mail. 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Camels are sold every-where in scientiBcalljsealed packages of 20cigarettes for 20 cents.4FACTSTime has been afforded for thesmoke of the basketball controversyto clear away, and the resulting clar¬ity reveals an assembly of cold factswith regard to the coaching situationin the University of Chicago.There are eight varsity sports ofimportance and two of lesser note.Seven men comprise the personnelof the coaching staff.Coach A. A. Stagg is, of course,general director ,and it is he whowatches over the ^^unes of the foot¬ball team. He has six subordinatecoaches. Coach White has charge ofswimming. Coach Eck, track. CoachHoffer, gymnastics and fencing. CoachMerrifield, baseball. Coach Spade,wrestling, and Coach Reed, tennis.With the departure of Walker andHinkle, there are no trained assistants.Quite apart from a discussion ofthe ability of the directors of Chi¬cago’s athletic fortunes, the two sidesof the ledger do not balance.The undergraduate body is awareof its small voice in athletic affairs.But this consciousness does not re¬move the large question looming inthe undergraduate mind. Are we go¬ing to continue to have a deficit on thecredit side of the ledger in this re¬spect, just as we are threatened witha similar deficit in the matter of Chi¬cago’s athletic achievements?THE HONOR COMMISSIONThe Honor System is really no sys¬tem at all. Its basic characteristic isthe belief that a sentiment for honoramong the student body at large, fos¬tered by an Honor commission, socalled, will result in the prevention ofcheating and thievery on the campus.Chicago’s honor sentiment is quiteobviously lacking in genuineness andfervor. Complaints are made almostdaily of pety thievery and any obser¬vant student can notice cribbing Inhis classrooms at exam time.Students here need to be stirred upto the realization of what the honorsentiment means and of the responsi¬bility which rests on each individualstudent under the plan which our Uni¬versity has adopted and our studentsare daily ignoring.Can’t the Honor commission comefrom behind its screen of silence andgive a positive impetus to the honorsentiment? Isn’t its function in thisHonor System plan such that it shouldbe the guiding and impelling force ofsentiment and not a passive, practi¬cally non-existent body which handlesthe few cases presented to it, nodoubt creditably but certainly so un¬obtrusively that its exi.stence is onlyrarely brought into the consciousnessof the student body.Where, why and what is the Honorcommission ?TRY IT NOWThe annual “Hit the Walk Week,”precedent for which was set by theUndergraduate council last year, isundoubtedly just around the corner.The gra.ss is beginning to becomegreen and now that the ground is al¬most continually damp, any pressureis very injurious to the grass roots.You will be embarrassed during“Hit the Walk Week” if you careless¬ly walk on the grass and are greetedwith shouts from all sides. Here’syour chance now to get in trim forthat week. Practice up now by stay¬ing on the walks and when you’ve gotthe walk habit ^u can do the shout¬ing at the other fellow.{ SAFETY-SEALBD^FOUNTAIN PENMERIT CAFETERIA1101 R. 69rd St., Corner GreenwoodConvenient to the UnivereltyYou see your food before orderingA large variety of vegetables andmeatHome rooking our specialtyHome made Pastry THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9. 1921.Tekes, Kappa SigmasWin Bowling MatchesThe Tekes out-rolled the Phi Deltaand the Kappa Sigma five swampedAcacia with three straights on theReynolds club alleys Monday after¬noon. Morrison was the point getterfor the Teke quintet, rolling highIgame with 185, and Graber ran aclose second for the honors.Hargreaves headed the sheet forthe Kappa Sigs, rolling a high gameof 179, and knocking the pins for anaverage of 158. McGee hit an averageof 130.Yesterday afternoon, the SigrmaChis lost two out of three games tothe Phi Gams, headed by Vories, whorolled 180 for high game and carriedhigh average. Smith, of Sigma Chi,featured with high game of 177, andaveraged 167 for his three frames.Scores as FollowsT. K. E .780 744 712Phi Delta Theta .. ..569 666 667Kappa Sigma .... .686 656 674Acacia .618 686 693Phi Gamma Delta. .621 763 734Sigma Chi .787 624 628JUNIOR AND SOPHOMORETEAMS LEAD TOURNEY(Continued from Page 1)the second game. The passing and theteam-work of both teams was at itsbest and it was one of the keenestgames this year. The game this af¬ternoon promises to be of n'.ore in¬tense struggle.Keep thisUarulryon Yoar minil • •better one you! 1TVAnever incLCLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Suite of three furnishedrooms. May come to see it, 6037Ellis Ave., 2nd floor.FOR SALE—Cheap. Ladies highgrade shoes, size 6A. Phone mid1891.LOST—Saturday at basketball game,gold fountain pen. Initials B. J. W.Return to Maroon Office. Reward.ROOMS—Well furnished, $4.50 to$7.60, for men. Light housekeep¬ing. 5800 Maryland Ave. 1st FI.Dor. 9549. Proebstel.HARPERi(«rp«r Ave. atSSd St.—Mat. 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