CtR Satlp iHIataanVol. 19. No. 79. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. MARCH 4. 1921. Price 5 Cent*VOTE ON GYM TODAY?Student Gets Crook Note! P. C. SENTIMENT OF STUDENTSVOICED IN MAROON BALLOTSTOD SLOAN GIVENMESSAGE BY WOMANIN LIQUOR RING Reynolds Club Election |Today — Ladies’ jNight Tues. !Member of Booze Gang Mis¬takes Junior for Messenger;“Rumble” Goes WildHOOTCH RUNNERS PERPLEXEDStranper by far than the mysterieswhich are to ho found between thecovers of “Limehouse Niffht” or inthe volumes of Sir Arthur ConanDoyle are those which await him whodares to venture forth on the streetsof a jfreat city after nipht. At leastthat’s what Howard M, (Tod) Sloan,well known University student livingat 5735 University Ave. learned atabout 12:45 Tuesday night, whilestanding at 51st St. and Hyde ParkHlvd., he was given a peep at theworkings of the underworld as theresult of a misdirected rumble.Here’s the StorySloan, who had remained indoorsduring the early part of the evening,decided to take a walk before retir¬ing. As he was possessed of a feelingthat the cooling lake breezes mightbe conducive to sleep, he wanderedtoward the Cooper Carlton hotel. Thestreets were almost deserted, becauseof a li,ght rain which had been fallingalmost all evening. When he reached51st and Hyde Park Ronl., he pausedfor a moment. Surely, he thought, hewas safe from wandering gun toters Polls for the Reynolds club electionare open today from 8 to 5 in the firstfloor reading room. All members areeligible to vote.In making a ladies’ night of theKieckhefer-Kenny billiard exhibition,the big Reynolds club entertainmentof the year, the club hopes to estab¬lish at once a University tradition andan annual social event.“Just as the alumni have their sing,the .seniors their audeville, the Black-fr'ars their musical comedy, and thewomen their Portfolio production eachyear, the Reynolds club will makeLadies’ Night their outstanding con¬tribution to the University social cal¬endar,’’ sa'd Harry English yesterday.“We hope this will serve as a con¬crete expression of our appreciationof the many courte.sies extended themen at Ida Noyes and elsewhere bythe women of the student-body andfaculty.“All University women will be ad¬mitted to the exhibition without tick¬ets. They are aeksd to come in groupsas far as possible.”A McFarland special all steel tablewhich has never been used before willbe imported from LaPorte, Tnd., forthe occasion. The u.se of this table isdonated free of charge by the manu¬facturer. It will be returned themorning after the match. iand other gentlemen who take life Ieasy. Put he wasn’t. |Here’s Where the Fireworks Begin: |As he stood on the corner, a black |limousine roared toward him from the |south on Hyde Park Blvd. it ^neared the turn, where 61st street in-1tersects the boulevard, the driver,swerv’ed the machine to the curb, jwhere it groaned to a stop. Almostbefore its rapid speed had been check- Ied, an attractive, well dre.ssed woman'stepped from the machine and walked jtoward him. Without speaking, shehanded Sloan a tightly folded note.Before he had time to recover fromhis surprise, she had returned to themachine which disappeared at a highrate of speed in the traffic on 51st St.The Note“Have booze moved. Believe bullsare next.”There was no signature attached tothe note which was written on plain}white paper in a peculiar backhandstyle of writ’ng.Sloan returned home without fur¬ther adventures. In the meantime acertain liquor ring is wondering prob¬ably how its orders were neverobeyed.Juniors and SeniorsMake Merry TodaySeniors will meet today at 4 at theDeke house for the closing social,event of the quarter. Juniors, who |also have a party scheduled on the |social program, will journey to thenew Tivoli theatre..Tuniors will meet at the “C” benchat 3:30 and from there will proceeden masse to the movie palace. A bandwill lead the procession, and class ban.ners and cups will be carried.Students of both classes have beenurged to come without “dates.” Menand women living in dormitories havebeen asked to come in groups.The two parties are pre-exam jolli¬fications and pre.sent a final oppor¬tunity for merrymaking before theterrors of finals.Glee Club Rehearsal Monday.The Men’s Glee club will rehearseMonday at 5 in Mitchell tower. VARSITY GYMNASTSIN ACTION AGAINSTWTSCONSIN TONIGHTTumblers and Wrestlers Per¬form Here; Trackmen andSwimmers at UrbanaILLINOIS RELAYS TOMORROWWhile the Illinois-Chicago ba.sket-ball tilt, the last of the Maroon sea¬son, will be the focus of local atten¬tion, the current week-end also holdsconte.sts in the three other branchesof Varsity sports, track, swimming,and gymnastics.Last week the swimming and trackteams performed at home, and thebasketball and gymna.stic teams ven¬tured abroad. This week the situationis reversed for the roster of sports,the basketball and gymnastic teamshaving their encounters at home,while the swimming and track teamsboth journey down to Illinois.Maroons Have Advantage |Wisconsin and Chicago will meet Ihere tonight at 7:30 in the tri-lateral Isport, comprising matches in gymnas- Itics, fencing and wrestling. 'Hie samegym team which met and triumphed |over Illinois at Urbana last week willperform in the various events againstthe Badgers.Morris appears as a winner on theflying rings, while Capt. Schneiden-bach and Kessler are sure of gather¬ing additional points. Woods andKes.sler can be depended upon forplaces in the tumbling, while Schneid-enbach and Morris are sure of takinghonors on the horizontal bar. Kess- iler. Conference champion in the club¬swinging, may be depended on in thatevent. Schneidenbach, Morris andGripe are the favorites on the paralelbars and side-horse.Both the Maroon and Badgerwrestling teams have been weakenedby injuries, Monroe of Chicago beingamong the noncombatants, but it isexpected that Coach Spade’s matmenw'll put up a good battle for honors.Fourteen Runners In MeetThe Maroon relay teams entered in(Continurd on Pag« 8) COMPLETE PROGRAMFOR INTERNATIONALNIGHT IS ANNOUNCEDMusic, Folk-Dancing, Read¬ings by Foreign Studentsin Mandel TomorrowEXPECT CROWD AFTER GAMEThe progi am of International Nightto be hehl tomorrow night in Mandelhall by the International and Cosmo¬politan clubs, has been announced asfollows.1. Swedish Songs.2. Playlet—“Our Neighbors” by/ona Gale.3. Chine.se Instrumental Music.INTERMISSION4. Baseda (Bohemian NationalDance)5. Pantomine from poems of PaulLaurence Dunbar.6. Kamarinakaia—Russian Dance.7. Czecho-Slovak Clapping Dance.8. A Little Matter of Real E.state—Reading.9. Filipino Music and Folk-dancing.10. Negro Spiritual Songs.11. Old English Morris Dancing.The intermission will take place forten minutes at a little after 9 in orderthat those who have attended the bas¬ketball game may be seated.Announce PatronessesThe patronesses have been an¬nounced as follows: Miss Marion Tal¬bot, Mrs. John J Glessner, Mrs. Chas.Hitchcock, Mrs. David Alan Robert¬son, Mrs. Gerald D. Went, Mrs. Sam¬uel N. Harper, Mrs. Andrew C. Mc¬Laughlin, Mrs. Che.ster W. Wright,Mrs. .Shailer Mathews, Mrs. BertramSippy, Mrs. William E. Dodd, Mrs.Edgar John Goodspeed, Miss Ger¬trude Dudley, Mrs. Ernst Freund, Mrs.Charles Breasted, Mrs. John M. Coul¬ter, Mrs. Walter Sargent, Mrs. CarlD. Buck, Mrs H. A. Millis.“One of the best programs that theforeign students have arranged” hasbeen the comment of those who haveattended the rehearsals. Tickets areselling on campus and in the Hutchin¬son box office. They will also be onsale the night of the performance.There are no reserved seats, the flatadmission charge being 65 cents.CAMPUS CLUB HOLDSDINNER MONDAY NIGHTMembers of the Campus club willmeet for dinner Monday at 6:15 inHutchinson Cafe. The price of the |meal will be 85c per plate. Following jthe dinner there will be a businessisession to discuss the dance to be ^given next quarter, a constitution for'the club and the choice of a pin design |and the ordering of pins.The regular Monday evening busi- 1ness meeting in Harper E 41 will be jreplaced by the supper but will occur ias usual the follo^ving week.DAILY PROGRAM |TODAYSouthern Club dance, Ida Noyeshall. 8:30Undergraduate Classical club, 4:30,Classics 21.Commerce Club Dance, 4 to 6, IdaNoyes hall.TOMORROWDer Deutsche Sprachverein, 4, 5745Blackstone Avenue.Ba.sketball, Chicago vs. Illinois, 8,Bartlett Gym. Count Votes Tonight, Present Them To FacultyMonday—Want All Undergraduates toFill in QuestionnairesPsych Students VaryProgram by AllNight Party“Shoot the works.”“Faded! Roll ’em out.”If you chanced to pass the Psychol¬ogy building yesterday morning be¬fore six o’clock, you probably won¬dered what kind of a party was inprogress in the Ellis laboratory. Witha game of the galloping cubes, as wellas poker, 500, and pinochle, a scoreor more of experimentees whiled awaythe small hours of the night in an ef¬fort to prove the effects of fatigue up¬on the human system.In the absence of an explanation,one might have wondered whether theUniversity was a nice school to senda little Wilb'e to after all.Dr. Richardson, of the Commerceschool, however, was responsible forthe all-night extravaganza, and Psy¬chology was the reason for the seem¬ing orgy, so if you, by any chance,felt like calling out the wagon at thetime, be glad that vou didn’t for theentertainment was officially sanc¬tioned.Postpont Dramatic Club PlayIt has been found necessary to post¬pone the one-act play which was tohave been presented before the mem¬bers of the Dramatic club tomorrowafternoon in Ida Noyes theatre. Thisand the dance which was to have fol¬lowed, will occur some time duringthe spring quarter.The postponement of this event willin no way affect the presentation ofthe club’s winter production, “TheWitching Hour,” which is scheduledfor Mandel hall on Friday and Satur¬day of next week..Annual Staff Works TomorrowThe entire Cap and Gown staff, in¬cluding the editorial, business and artdepartments, will meet tomorrow at8:45 in Ellis 3, to work all day on thesenior panels. Failure to appear willmean expulsion from teh staff, ac¬cording to Richard Foster Flint, edi¬tor-in-chief. Long-standing agitation over P. C.requirements will be definitely set¬tled at a faculty meeting Monday. Inorder to bring the authorities face toface with student sentiment concern¬ing the present system. The DailyMaroon publishes below a question¬naire to be filled in by all students.Should P. C. requirements be re¬duced? If so, how much? Shouldnew methods be instituted? Shouldthe antiquated system be continued?The opinion of every student on thecampus should be definitely expressed.Count Votes TodayVotes will be counted today, andthe results tabulated will be present¬ed before the meeting held Monday.All students expressing their opinionin The Daily Maroon referendum havebeen requested to sign their names asan evidence of good faith. No ques¬tionnaire will be submitted to officialsof the Physical Culture department,and no name will be published.A complete poll of all students iswanted. Questionnaires will be dis¬tributed at Ellis hall, Ida Noyes halland at Reynolds club. Subscribershave been requested to get theirfriends to vote.Complaints Pour InFor some time, complaints havebeen pouring to The Daily Maroonoffice. The Gym Investigation com¬mittee of The Daily Maroon co-oper¬ating with Dr. Reed, has found thatthe P. C. requirement of the Univer¬sity is as stringent as any in the coun¬try, with the possible exception ofAnnapolis and West Point.Only one year of physical cultureis required by Ohio State, Harvard,Yale, Illinois, Michigan, and Prince¬ton. Northwestern, Iowa, Purdue,Wisconsin and Columbia require two.Dr. Reed has expressed his willing¬ness to see P. C. requirements loweredto some extent.The results obtained in The DailyMaroon Referendum will be correlat¬ed by a Gym Investigating committeeof the Undergraduate Gonncil, andwill be presented by that committeeat the faculty meeting Monday. Thecommunication must carry the great¬est weight possible. For this reasonit is desired that the entire studentbody express its views.ba:llot£)TEAR OUT AND DEPOSIT AT DAILY MAROONOFHCE, IDA NOYES CHECK ROOM, ORREYNOLDS CLUBShould the P. C. requirement be reduced to 2 years? . . .Is the ADMINISTRATION of the present P. C. require¬ment satisfactoryIs the present abrupt ex ptoste facto enforcement of theP. C. requirement with regard to public appearancereasonable?REMARKS AND SUGGESTIONSSIGNEDCLASS4THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MARCH 4. 192Qatly iSlaruouThe Stadent Newspaper of theUnirerHity «f Chicago Commerce Club Dance TodayPublith«a aiorminct, axcapt Smturdajr, Sundayand Maaday during tha Autumn, Wintar and ISpring quartart, by Tha Daily Maroon ICompany. IBotarad at taaond claaa mail at tha Chi* |eaga paataAaa, Chicago, Illinoia, March 13, |IMd, undar tha act of Maroh 1, IS7S. jOfflcee EHls 14Telephone Midway 800 The last Commerce club dance ofthe quarter will be held today from4 to 6 in Ida Noyes theatre. Musicwill be furnished by the 4-piece rub¬ber band. All mem^rs are invited.Friday, March 4, 1921.GYM IVOTE TODAY ON GYM! TheDaily Maroon is conducting a ballottoday to determine student sentimenton the gym question. The effort isonly an experiment, but an experi¬ment which may have weighty results.The P. C. question is vital to everystudent—and the opinion of the stu¬dent body is certainly vital to the wel¬fare of the University.Your part today is to indicate in anunprejudiced manner your opinion ofthe best possible physical culture pro¬ gram for the University. The DailyMaroon will tabulate the results ofthe vote and present them to the fac¬ulty in time to be considered at themeeting Monday.VOTE TODAY ON GYM!THE GAMEThe Varsity basketball season corneato a close tomorrow night. There isno championship series with Pennsyl¬vania in prospect. Illinois always hasbeen the chief rival of the Maroonsand the team should rouse itself tothe occasion. It is evident that the.students and alumni already intendsto do so. The athletic departmentbusiness office reports that all re¬served tickets were sold by last Tues¬day.Several of the members of the teamare playing their last game under theMaroon colors. The crowded gym oncemore will give evidence of the spiritwhich has always been behind them.A PHOTOGRAPHis such a lastingthing that you can’tafford to take achance on posterityby having your pic¬ture taken in anybut the right collar.EARL & WILSONfTROY. N. Y. Ci: DAK WOOD(pllars &Worthy to go with youor your card—Your quality—the famous Whitman’sChocolates, Your seal—embossed on thebox. Your colors—the package tied withcollege ribbon.For Sale byUniversity of Chicago Bookstore, 5802 Ellis Ave.Blackstone Pharmacy, 1438 E. 57th St.Al. Nordling, 933 E. 55th St.McAnany & Finnegan, 1201 E. 55th St.Drexel Pharmacy, 933 E. 55th St.Walgreens, 55th & CornellWalgreens, 871 E. 63rd St.Prendergast & Keefrey, 1201 E. 63rd St.Amphlett Karmsen, 63rd & Stony Island Ave.Miller Drug Store, 1334 E. 63rd St.University Pharmacy, 6059 Ellis Ave. BASKETBALL PARTY MARCH 9Captains Plan Affair For Claaa andCollege SquadaBa.sketball enthusiasts will holdtheir annual party Wednesday, Mar.9, from 7 to 9, in the large gymnasiumof Ida Noyes. The party thi.s yearwill be masquerade and according toall forecasts will be the largest affairyet gien. Accommodations are beingmade for some 150 guests who willrepresent the various class teams,squads and college teams. Entertain¬ment of a decidedly novel sort is be¬ing planned and in addition there willbe dancing and informal games.Tickets for the party will go on saleat noon today and may be obtainedfrom a ticket seller in Ida Noyes orfrom a member of the committee.The following committees have beennamed by^ team captains: Tickets,Mary Gw’en Shaw, chairman, FrancesCrozier, R. Fleischaker. Refresh¬ments: Florence Nichols, chairman,Catherine Gault, Catherine Schroeder,Clara Doerr. Entetainment: Ger¬trude Byrr.e, chairman, E. Bumbaum,Alex. McNicol, Ruth Metcalfe. Dec¬oration: Dorothy Clarke, chairman, P.L. Smith, D. Rudde. Publicity: Ro-maine Heim, chairman, WilbemaAyres, Ellen Roberts. There will bea meeting of all committees at noontoday in the trophy room of IdaNoyes. NUMDThe Turkish CigiareLcea-”“LUCIA HENDERSHOT”Private Dancing I..emensIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waits,one-step and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Eves.1541 E. 57th St. Hyde Park ltl4 We go 6000 miles for theTurkish tobaccoused in Murad—Why?Because—Turkish has a taste—Turkish has amildness—Turkish has a delight—far beyond allcigarette tobaccos of all other lands—Murad gives you real enjoyment, and truedelight such as no Tobacco other than 100% PureTurkish Tobacco can give.Facts—Facts—FACTS—!Tens of thousands of smokers—tens of thousands of times—have PROVEN this —**Judge for Yourself—!**20^i(iade%-hshsvi/lArUMy.Published inthe interest of Elec-trical Development byan Institution that willbe helped by what¬ever helps theIndustry. The big or littlecompany—which?WHEN the tiilk turns to where should afellow Sturt work, a (juestion arises onwhich college men naturully takt* sides.“3'ou’ll he buried in the big eoinpany,” saysome. ‘"Everything is red tapv and depart¬ments working against each other.'*‘"Vour little company never gc'ts you any¬where," others assert. “'PIk' bigger thecomjiany the bigger your o|)|)Oitunity. ”And that seems true — but in a diHerentsense. Not jibysieul size but l;igu(‘ss of purposeshould he our stantlard lor judging an indus¬trial organization just us it is lor judging a man.AVhere will you iind this company witha vision? «.Whether its plant covers a hundred aeresor is only a dingy slioj) up three flights is onthe face of it no indication of what you wantto know—is such and such :i company moreconcerned with developing men and ideas thanboosting profits at the expense of service?You must look deeper. What is the or¬ganization's standingin the industry ? What doits eusUimerssay ? WTiutdo its competitors say ?d'here are industries and there are companieswhich offer you every opportunity to grow.Spiritually they arc as big and broad as theearnest man hopes to build himself. If youare that kind of man you will he satisfi(*d witha company of no lowe r standards.Conversely, if you arc working for such abig-soulcd company, the very fact will arguethat you yoursclfare a man worth while. Forin business as in social life a man is knowui bythe company he picks.'rhe electrical iiiduslry needs men who cansee far and think straight.An oraanizafinn rvliich holds for itsideal the hope that it may measure upto the aspirations of those who workin it. / »■" i •>.fi» /M ‘I]./• >'I / VARSITY GYMNASTSIN ACTION AGAINSTWISCONSIN TONIGHT(Continued from Page One)the Illinois Carnival Saturday leavefor Champiagn this morning. CoachEck is optimistic regarding the re¬sults, particularly in the one and twomile events. After watching the mileteams of Michigan and Notre Dame,both rating high in the field of entries,Coach Ecp is encouraged by the Ma¬roon prospects. Much attention hasbeen given in the last two weeks tothe quarter milers and half milers,and as a result, there are eight mencapable of creditable performance.The following men will make upthe teams: Capt. Harris, Bartky, JoeHall, Masek, Roberts. Brickman,Pearce, Bowers, Krogh, Dooley, Hard¬ing, Davis, Kennan and Murphy,mini Swimmers FormidableCoach White's swimmers, who meetthe mini Saturday night, will go onthe same train. Although Illinois hasa strong team and will pos.sess theadvantage of swimming at home, theMaroons are favorties. Illinois’ 36 to33 victory over Wisconsin and 64 to14 triumph over Purdue indicate thatthe meet will be anything but a walk¬away. Chicago will suffer some handi¬cap in that the Illini tank is 76 feetlong rather than 60, and that in con¬sequence all of the events are not reg¬ulation Conference distances.On comparison of established times,Chicago can be conceded a slight ad-vvantage in the relay. Blinks givesChicago the edge, likewise in the 50,100 and 220 yard swims, althoughRoyal and McNally in tht. first two,and Cortis and Postle in ihe 220 aregood for places, and will prove dan¬gerous to Gleason and Allison of Chi¬cago. Jenkins of Chicago has a sim¬ilar advantage on the score of formerperformances over Olson of Illinoisin the 200 yard breast stroke. Apretty race should result in the en¬counter of Dennett of Illinois, 1920champion, and Yegge of Chicago inthe 160 yard back stroke. In theplunge for distance a split-second maymean victory for either Gordon ofChicago or Taylor of Illinois. WithDvorak and I.yons, the Illini prob¬ably have the better of Schuh andLeggette in the fancy diving.Illinois won the Conference water-ha.sketball title last year, but the Ma¬roons have a strong sextet, and a bat¬tle royal should ensue when the teamsmix in the conclusion of the tank pro¬gram.Your be.st bet—Maroon Classifiec’Ads bring results.Graduate Club MeetsMembers of the Graduate Woman’sclub and their guests will meet Sun¬day, March 6, at 7:30, in the libraryof Ida Noyes At this time the clubwill be addres.sed by Miss Myra Rey¬nolds on the subject. The Furnishingof Ida Noyes. Former meetings atwhich Miss Reynolds has spoken willbe pleasureably remembered and hertalk Sunday night will be looked for¬ward to with interest.The cu.stomarjf Friday afternoon teaof the club will take place this after¬noon from 4 to 6 in the alumnae roomof Ida Noyes.“We Always SellFor Less”Come and be convinced. See ourbeautiful line of Advanced SpringSuits, Coats, Dresses, Skirts andWaists.J.J.GIBS921 East GSd StreetHigh Class PhotographyDiplomas and Pictures FramedNeat Work—Reasonable PricesThe Hyde Park StudioII. KAMEN1426 East 55th StreetMidway 1111 Cor. Blackstone Av. (Hljr tSrgnnliiH QlluhANNOUNCESLADIES’ NIGHTTUESDAY EVE., MARCH 8, 1921At 8:00 P. M. SharpFrank Dickinson Bartlett GymnasiumBILUARD EXHIBITION50 points, 3-cushion caroms, and 40 minutes in Elxhibition of Fancy ShotsPositively No Smoking in the GymnasiumIHE DAILY MAR(X)N. FRIDAY. MARCH 4, 1921.Read The Daily Maroon for all the Campus NewsAUGIE H. KIECKHEFERHolder of the world’s 3-cushion record of 150points in 1 32 innings, andwho successfully defend¬ed the world’s 3'CU3hionchampionship 7 times inone year.LEONARD KENNEYPresent city championand runner-up in the 3-cushion tournament ofthe Chicago BilliardLeague now in progress.AUGIE H. KIECKHEFER LEONARD KENNEYJ. C. McFARI.AND All Steel Billiard Table used, Courtesy ALBERT PICK & CO.Cuts, Courtesy BILLIARDS MAGAZINELEARN TODANCENOW FROM EXPERTS ATSHEEHY’S DANCING STUDIO62iul Street at Cottage Grove AvenuePrivate Leasona 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.PUBLIC CLASS MONDAY EVEMiaa J. Kelleher Misa M. BirminghamThoa M. Sheehy Miaa D. SpringPhone Went. 230"! V tv, iVt tV/ tV <' t'r/ tV/ ^'74 THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. MARCH 4. 1921.They say we’re a dishonest bunch;That we skip tfyni they have a hunch.They knocked our toddle and our jazz,We wonder what next is booked forthe razz ?Now that new lights have been in¬stalled in Cobb there can be no ex¬cuse for the old line about going tonight school every day of our lives.“W'omen Get Numerals at DinnerWednesday”—headlines in the ‘Ma¬roon.Another example of the survival ofthe fittest.Also we glean from the Maroon thatit’s the freshmen women who arekeeping the late hours. Well, if itwere not for the freshmen women, therest of the institution would be boredto death for somethin gto talk about.Might we suggest to persons w’hode.sire to know about God that themost logical person to whom to senda questionnaire is the bird whose carruns out of gas on Western avenue.If Heinie Smith would permit thepress to announce the campaign slo¬gan of Paul Becker, nominee for sec¬retary of the Reynolds club, we’d haveto buy an automatic counter to tabu¬late the votes.We often wondered why the cafe¬terias didn’t include, “Not responsi¬ble for chewing gum left under thetables after thirty days,” to the cus¬tomary line about umbrellas.If we may judge from the alarm¬ing reports concerning the dishonestywhich is said to be prevalent amongus, the only reason Cobb hall has notbeen stolen is because they couldn’tfind a place to hide it.We don’t like to appear insistent,but we have vague recollections thatonce long ago Dorothy Church prom¬ised to write us a Whistle. Perhapsshe is waiting for her brother to fillher place.A correspondent wires that, whenmuffins are served at the Psi U house,it is wise to wear a head guard.Even the dames in Foster will haveto admit that it takes a college educa¬tion to be able to appreciate the won¬ders of a fire escape.Speaking of Muffins, reminds us ofthe old line of Sophie Tucker’s to theeffect that the only safe place to eatgrapefruit is in the bath tub.A young man’s fancy may turn tothoughts of love in spring but we arecertain of one thing—he doesn’t en¬tirely forget University avenue back¬yard parties. Ask the Alpha Delts.A class in psychology stayed up allWednesday night in order to conducta test which would show the effectsof a sleepless night upon the mind,according to a current rumor.Well, we’ve heard about people whostayed out all night because of punc¬tures and absence of gasoline, butwe’ll have to confess that this linewould stump any anxious father, evenif he were a state’s attorney.And yet they blame all the city’snight life on the cabarets.Not to mention the M. & M. dances.The gentleman who wrote the dopeabout what is lost hy going to col¬lege must have gotten his educationby correspondence And we’ll bet someinconsiderate cuss tore off the stamp.SCOOP.MERIT CAFETERIA1101 R. 68rd St., Corner GreenwoodConvenient to the UniversityYou see your food before orderingA large variety of vegetables andmeatHome cooking our apecialtyHome made Pastry W. A. A. OfficersMarch 10The ticket sale for the W. A. A.installation dinner will begin todayat noon in Ida Noyes. The dinner willbe given by W. A. A. members in thesun parlor of Ida Noyes at 6:30 onMarch 10, in honor of the new officerswho are to be elected March 8. Pre¬vious to the dinner the customary' ocenmeeting for all members will be heldin Ida Noyes theatre at 6, and afterthe dinner the installation of the newofficers will take dace.This will be the first time such adinner has been given but it is hopedthat the event will be so successfulthat it will become a tradition. Tick¬ets will be on sale daily in Ida Noyesand may be obtained about campusfrom members of the ticket commit¬tee.Arvilla Stagg has been appointedgeneral chairman of the affair and thefollowing committees have beennamed: Ticket committee: Chairman,Faith Prentice, Helen Palmer, LetitiaReeves, Mary Hess, Alpha Harper,Julia Rhodes, Lucille Havelick, AnnaKatz, Jane Morganthau, Lucy Neill,Margaret Taylor, Helen Touzalin,Katherine Browne and Ruth Bowers.Decoration committee: Chairman,Devereaux Jarratt, Ann Lorenzen,Elizabeth Hymen, Emma McDonald,Eleanor Mills and Anna Gwen Pick¬ens.Food committee: Chairman, ElinorBlish, Margaret Thompson, ElizabethSparks, Gladys Braddock, Alma Cra¬mer, Eleanor Hanson, Ann Unzicker,Helen Wells.Publicity committee: Joint-chair¬men, Ruth Hess and Ellen Le Count,Dorothy Clark, Nanine Steele, LeonaFay, Vera Aschuler, Peggy Nelson.Dr. Clair H. PritchardOPTISTEyes Examined, Glass Prescribed andFittedI'or Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514Residence Phone, Englewood 7933Office Hours, 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.li\"f It f l\7' iV. IV7 MTelephone Hyde Park 9667SWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSi 1 AND MASSAGEDavid J. Bogie, DirectorGraduate of Stockholm, Sweden1504 EAST 53RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Streetat University Ave.ACTIVE young man student livingin dormitory wanted to receive or¬ders from students. Box 279, Fac¬ulty Exchange.HARPERHarper Ave. at 58d St.—Mat. DailyBxeluaive Hyde Park ShowingFRIDAY, MARCH 4thPEARL WHITE in“THE MOUNTAIN WOMAN”SATURDAY, MARCH .5thHELEN CHADWICK“GODLESS MEN”SUNDAY, MARCH 6thCONSTANCE TALMADGE in“DANGEROUS BUSINESS” MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. .55th St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2643LOUISE BEAUTY SHOP1449 EAST 60th ST.Midway 6870-Subscribe for The Maroon !YOUNG PEOPLES’ CHURCHCLUB OF H. P. MEETS SUN-DAYS AT 7 P.M. AT 5600 WOOD-LAWN AVENUE.*DAIVCIIMGCALUMET HALL63RD AND STONY ISLAND AVE.TUESDAYS, SATURDAYSAND SUNDAYSUNDER MANAGEMENTCHICAGO’S BEST DANCE MUSIC WOODLAWN TEMPLE6HH AND UNIVERSITY AVENUETHURSDAYS and SATURDAYSTERESA DOLAN BEN F. SMITZDORFGOOD FI.OORvv t\"r m iV’^.ivc i\ /MARSHALL HELD & COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MENA Separate Store in a Separate BuildingNew Spring SuitsAre Arriving Almost DailyMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANY Suits assure thefinest tailoring in Clothes ready-to-wear, because theyare made to the most exacting list of requiremtns knownin the Clothing industry. Their sup>eriority is carriedfurther by our care in selecting woolens. In addition toobtaining the choice of domestic weaves our representa¬tives have personally searched the best foreign marketsthat we might offer the very finest woolens in the mostexclusive patterns.Ou r new Suits for Spring offer a maximum of style,character and value.An Interesting ExhibitOn display in our Clothing Sections are a numb_^r of gar¬ments in various stages of completion which illustratethe particular manner in which a suit is tailored to meetMarshall Field & Company requirements.Suit Section, Third Floor