Vol. 19. No. 76. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. MARCH 1. 1921. Price 5 CentsWISCONSIN DEFEATSMAROONS IN CLOSEGAME AT MADISONBadger Short Passing andClose Guarding is Respon¬sible For WinHALLADAY STARS FOR VARSITYContinuing^ on their downward path,the Maroons fell before the Badgersin a fast game at Madison Saturday,by the score of 25-19. Although thecontest was rather close until the lastminutes of play, the Wisconsin quin¬tet was at no time really in dangerof defeat, as their passing and closeguarding gave them control of thesituation most of the time.The Maroons* shooting was decided¬ly off color, Halladay being the onlyChicago athlete to ring up more thanone basket, his total being three. Birk-hoff and Vollmer, both of them guard¬ed closely, were able to toss but onebasket apiece. Birkhoff led the at¬tack of the Maroons from the floor,attempting many long shots at theba.sket, but the little star was appa¬rently off form for nmst of these toss¬es went wide of the ba.sket In frethrowing, Bobby added nine •'/oints tothe Maroon score.McIntosh is Badger StarFor Wisconsin, McIntosh led in bas¬ket looping, sinking four counters.Taylor was close behind him withthree baskets, and in addition talliedthree free tosses, Caesar broke intothe scoring with two ringers, and J.Williams and R. Williams with oneeach.The Badger’s short passing g.ameworked to perfection and gave theWisconsin five the ball most of thetime. The Cardinal guarding, espe¬cially that of Frogner and R. Williamswas also highly efficient, and kept theMaroons away from the basket.THE LINEUPSWiscon.sin (25)B F P TTaylor, rf 3 3 3Cae.sar, If 2 0 2 0McIntosh, c 4 0 0 2R. Williams, rg ,... 1 0 0 1J Williams, If 1 0 1 0Chicago (19)B F P TBirkkhoff, rf 1 9 1 0Vollmer, If 1 0 1 0Halladay, c 0 0 1Cri.sler, rg 0 0 1 0McGuire, Ig 0 0 1 1KNOW YOUR ITNIVERSITYCAMPAIGN PLANNED BY \Dean Robertson’s lecture upon the“History and Traditions of the Uni¬versity,” given last Thursday night,met with enthusiastic approval andwas among the most worth while lec¬tures which have been given upon thecampus this year.The glee clubs and band added ma¬terially to the success of the eveningand drew favorable comment from thecrowd of 1200 which packed Mandel.In the interests of the University,the Y. M C. A. is laying plans for a“Know Your University” campaignas a seciuel to Dean Robertson’s talk.Beginning with the start of the Springquarters, tours will be made throughthe various departments of the school,the museums, the laboratories, theUniversity Press and places of inter¬est not frequented by the majority ofstudents.The Y. W. C. A. has been asked totake care of the tours for the women.Dates and further details concerningthe “JCnow Your University” pro¬gram will be announced later.Three Quarters Club MeetsPlans for the coming year will beoutlined and developed at a Three-quarters club meeting tonight in theReynolds club theatre. The meetingwill begin promptly at 7:30.All those initiated in the fall ^ areurged to attend and take part in theformulation of plans which will gov¬ern the policy and activities of theclub for ihe remainder of the year. Final Exam ScheduleIs Announced byRecorderThe schedule for final examinationsfor the winter quarter has been an¬nounced by the Recorder’s office. Asfor the past few quarters, the sessionswill be two hours in length, insteadof three, as formerly. Examinationsoccur on Wednesday, March 16 to Fri¬day, March 18, inclusive. The sched¬ule follows:8 o’clock classes, Thursday, March17, 8 to 10.9 o’clock classes, Friday, March 18,8 to 10.10 o’clock classes, Wedne.sday,March 16, 8 to 10.11 o’clock classes, Wednesday,March 16, 2:30 to 4:80.1:30 clas.ses, Thursday, March 17,11 to 1.2:30 classes, Friday, March 18, 11to 1.3:30 classes, Thursday, March 17,2:.30 to 4:30.4:.30 classes, Wednesday, March 16,11 to 1.TOM ECK PRAISESVARSITY SHOWINGIN MICHIGAN MEETBartky Runs Record HalfMile—Wolverines WinMost Events.lOE HALL IS HIGH POINT MANBy TOM ECKThe Varsity Track team certainlymade a fine showing in the Runs Sat¬urday night against Michigan, eventhough losing 63-31, and the timemade was faster than any meet inthe Wo.st so far this year. Bartky inthe Yi mile topped the list, going thedistance in 1 minute 68 2-5 seconds,which is the fastest one-half mile everran in the Indoor Conference and overthree .seconds below the Junior Rec¬ord of America. Bartky is eligiblefor a Junior Champion.ship. It wasa great surpri.se to the Michigancrowd as they were sure Burkholderwould win hands down, but Bartkybeat him by two seconds. Os Robertsand Brickman .showed up well.Harris and Hall gave Butler ofMichigan a close race in the 440 inthe fast time of 51 2-5 seconds. But¬ler is rated as the fa.stest quartermiler in the Western Conference atthis time. In the mile it was a veryeasy win for Krogh. Kennan ran thirdwhile Harding did not show his bestform. Krogh won in 4:46,Two Mile Is Hard FoughtStandish of Michigan won the twomiles after a hard fight with Lou Doo¬ley all the way. They changed forthe lead several times, Dooley wasnever satisfied unless he was leadingand .seemed to be doing too muchfighting for the lead, which took a lotof pep out of him.In the Relay, Chicago was in hardluck as Joe Hall was sick and couldrot run. Bartky was quite sick withhis stomach and weak from his hardrun in the one-half mile and did notrun within two or three .seconds ofwhat he is capable of doing if he wasfresh and Pearce could not be foundin time to dress as he dressed andwent up to see the races after he ranin the quarter mile, thinking he wasthrough for the night. So Masek andFrankenstein were put in to run. Ma¬sek was the first to run for Chicagoand he ceiiainly ran well; he pulledaway from the Michigan man afterthe first half lap and won the firstquarter by twelve yards. Then Frank¬enstein took up the running and lo.stall the di.stance Masek had gainedand five yards besides. Michigan hada lead of six yards when Bartky re¬lieved Frankenstein. Bartky, althoughweak from his sick stomach, managedto hold his opponent’s lead to whereit was when he started, Mortie Har¬ris, who ran the last quarter, had toomuch of a lead to overcome and But¬ler anchor man for Michigan, won by8 yards.Joe Hall High Point WinnerA great many thought that .Toe Hallwon the low hurdles, also one judge,(Continued on Page Poor) CAP AND GOWN SETSMARCH 18 AS LIMITON SUBSCRIPTIONSBiggest and Best Annual WillBe Distributed to Sub¬scribers OnlyREADY ON MAY 23March 18 is the final date for allCap and Gown subscriptions, andthereafter no more will be received.The book will be ready for distribu¬tion during the week of May 23.“Many students have the idea thatthey can subscribe at any time, re¬gardless of a subscription campaign,”said Robert Adler, business manageryesterday. “It has been the customin previous years for the managersto put^the annual on sale in the bookstore at the time of publication. TTiiscustom will not be adopted for the1921 Cap and Gown. Books will beissued only to those subscribing.”Bigger Book Is PromisedThe Cap and Gown is to be largerthis year than at any time in the past.It will contain approximately 600pages and will be enlivened by numer¬ous color plates. Thirteen hundredsubscriptions have been received todate, but, according to the circulationmanager, more are needed in order toinsure the publication of a superiorannual.Sub.scriptions may be made in theoffice of the Cap and Gown in Ellis 3,CAP AND GOWN ANNOUNCELLST OF DELINQUENCIE.SThe business manager of the Capand Gown gives out the following listof campus organizations which havenot paid for their space in the 1921Cap and Gown.“We respectfully call the attentonof the following organizations to theirMelinquincies and would appreciateprompt payment,” said Robert Adleryesterday.The organizations are: Beta Phi,Blackfriars, Brownson Club, Dramat¬ic Club, Freshman Class, Foster Hall,Kappa Beta Phi, Kappa Upsilon Pi,Nu Sigma Phi, Phi Delta Phi, RyderUniversity House, Score Club, Semin¬ary Student Council, Southern Club,.Square and Compass, Snell Hall, %Club, Undergraduate Classical Club,Washington House, Y. W. C. A., Or-che.sti-a, Chanticleer and Sigma Club.CHICAGO WINS OVER IOWAMaroon Swimmers Double Score ofHawkeyes in Dual MeetChicago performed according to ex¬pectations in the dual swim with Iowaon F'riday night, more than doublingthe Hawkeyes’ score, 48 to 20. Ex¬cept in the fancy diving, the Maroonsmade a clean sweep of first places,and Schuh took a close second in thatevent. Blinks gathered a total ofthirteen points, with first in the 40and 100, and second in the 220. Inorde rto save himself for a try forthe national record in the 220, Blinkstrailed Allison in the event, but .stillw’as not fresh enough to cut down histime in the 100 which followed.The waterbasketball team had nodifficulty in downing Iowa in the gamewhich followed the meet, piling up 12points to 0 in a shortened game. Bas¬kets were dvided among Flint andMerriam with two each, and Hall andGoldman with one apiece.FRESHMAN RINGS ANDPINS READY TOMORROWThe ring and pin committee of theFreshman class will meet today at4:30 in Harper M 13.Bloche, chairman of the committee,announces that those who orderedrings or pins can get them tomorrowon the payment of the balance of theircost. The place of distribution willbe announced in tomorrow’s Maroon.R. E. Taylor to SpeakMr. R. E. Taylor, of the accountingdepartment, will speak todav at 4:30in Classics 10. Want Acts for SecondAnnual SeniorVaudeville CHINESE STUDENTSSEEKING FACTS ONAMERICA’S REUGIONA general call has been issued toall clas.ses, as well as to the fraterni¬ties, clubs, law school members, med¬ics and other organizations for actsfor the Second Annual Vaudeville.Skits, dialogues, singing and danc¬ing acts will have a chance to appear.In order to make sure that only thebest of the talent in the Universitywill appear in the show an eliminationcontest will be held n two weeks.Acts that may appear crude at thetryouts may be worked into shapelater. Charles Breasted will super¬vise coaching of the various acts.Those having acts to submit havebeen asked to give their name, ad¬dress, telephone number, nature ofthe act and probable time limit tothe committee, addre.ssed to the Sec¬ond Annual Senior Vaudeville box inthe Faculty Exchange. Should any¬one de.sire consultation regarding anyideas a similar request should be di¬rected to the management of theshow. Send Questionnaires onSincerity of Belief toTypical CitizensWANT DATA ABOUT MISSIONSXIECKHEFER-KENNYEXHIBITION BILLIARDMATCH HERE MAR. 8Champion Cue Exponents atReynolds Club NextTuesday Is the average American really inearnest in regard to the Christian re¬ligion which he professes and whichwe are sending missionaries to Chinato preach to the people of that land?This is the question which a group oftwenty Chinese students of the Uni¬versity, led by K. S. Wang, is endeav¬oring to have answered.In the effort to secure some definiteinformation with regard to this mat¬ter, these students are sending outquestionnaires to 1,000 typical Amer¬icans representing every walk of lifefrom preachers to criminals. The threeprincipal questions asked are: “Whatis vour idea of God?” “Do you be¬lieve in God?” and “Why?”Question Sincerity of Our ReligionIt is hoped to discover from this in¬vestigation the degree of sinceritywhich Americans attach to their re¬ligion and the relationship betweenoccupations and religious belief. Asummary of the results will be startedwithin a few days.T. K. E., ACACIA. PHI PSI WINBOWLING MATCHES THURS.FACULTY, WOMEN INVITEDThe Reynolds club announces as its jfeature entertainment of the current Iquarter a three cushion exhibition bil-1liard match between “Augie” Kieck- ihefer, fonner world’s three cushion ichampion, and Leonard Kenney, pres- [ent champion of the Chicago Billiard jLeague, to be held next iSiesday at i7:30 in Bartlett gymnasium. }Members of the club may securetickets after today at 6 at the counter.Faculty and alumni may secure themat the Quadrangle club, the FacultyExchange, and at the Alumni office.Women of the University have alsobeen invited.Further particulars will appear InThe Maroon later in the week.RECEPTION TODAY FORWOMEN OF FEDERATIONA reception for the fourteen candi¬dates nominated for the Federationof University women will be held to¬day from 4-6 in Ida Noyes hall. Allcampus women are urged to attendso that they may become acquaintedwith the nominees. Five of thesewomen will be elected to the generaloffices of the Federation. Electionswill be held Thursday in the polls atIda Noyes and Cobb. Only Univer¬sity women are eligible to vote.Tonight at 7:16 is the last regularCouncil meeting of this quarter ofthe Federation. -The subject will be“Federation Finals.” Dinner at 6 inthe refectory will precede the meet¬ing. The women are urged to eat atthe tables decorated with the lightedcandles.VAR.SITY GYMNASTS WIN'apture First in All F'loor Events—Indians Win Wrestling With Monrison as their mainstay,maintaining an average of 181, theTau iKappa Epsilon bowling gangwalked off with three straight winsfrom Delta Sigma Phi in the bowlingmatches Thursday afternoon. Acaciaalso took three straights from the S.A. E. team. The scores were low inthe game.In one of the best games of theyear the Phi Psi humbled the AlphaBelts in three straight games, all ofthe scores being high. Nelp of thePhi Psi was the high man for thataggregation with an average of 180.Following is the schedule for theremainder of the week.Today—3:15Sigma Chi.... ...Phi Kappa SigmaDelta Tau Delta..Tau Kappa EpsilonToday—7 rLlKappa Sigma. ... Lambda Chi AlphaPi Lamba Phi Alpha Delta PhiWednesday—3:15Acacia Sigma ChiSigma Nu dJhi PsiWednesday—7:15Delta Chi Delta Kappa EpsilonDelta Upsilon Psi UpsilonThursday, March 3—3:15Pi Lambda Phi.... Alpha Tau OmegaSigma Nu Sigma Alpha EpsilonThursday, March 8-—7:15Alpha Delta Phi....Delta Sigma PhiKappa Sigma Phi Kappa SigmaCommerce Club Group MeetsThe Factory Management Group ofthe Commerce club will meet tomor¬row at 4:30 in Classics 10. Mr. Ha3mespresident of the Haynes Corporation,industrial engineers, will speak on thesubject of “The E.stablshment ofStandards.”Illinois came out second best inSaturday’s encounter with Coach Hof-fer’s Maroon gymnaste. The score inpoints wa.s 1,101 to 923First placein all six events, tumbling, parallelbars, horizontal bar, rings, horse and iclub-swinging went to Chicago. Cap¬tain Schneidenbach and Morris were Ithe outstanding stars. Honors in the jfencing and broadsword matches wereevenly divided between the teams.Illinois won the wrestling in all fivedivisions. Coach Prehn’s men did notwin a .sngle fall, but were given thematches on aggregate points. Serbian Bishop to SpeakThe Right Rev. Bishop Nicholai ofSerbia, one of the most distinguishedPrelates of the Eastern OrthodoxChurch, will lecture tomorrow at 4in Harper assembly room. BishopNicholai, who speaks English fluently,is an orator and author of much note.Must Call for Costumes TodayVAUDEVILLE CHAIRMEN MEET All Portfolio costumes which havebeen reserved must be called for to¬day between 12 and 1:30 in the base¬ment of Ida Noyes hall. This will bethe last chance to secure these cos¬tumes.Black Bonnet MeetingThe committee chairmen of the Sen¬ior vaudeville will meet today at 12in Cobb 12 K. Black Bonnot will meet tomorrowat 12 in Ida Noyes hall. Al.so a BlueBottle party for all the members <•Black Bonnet will take place from 4to 6 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall.2Bailg DlaruatiThe Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPublithed moniinft, MCapt Saturday, Sundayand Monday durinf tho Autumn, Wintor andSpring quarters, by Tho Daily MaroonCompany.Kntorod as .laeond class mail at the CU-aao postoMes, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906. under tha act of March J, 1873.Offleo. EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, March 1, 1921HONORThere is only one answer to theproblem of student honor. A welldeveloped honor system among theundergraduate body is the only planwhich can successfully stop the pettybreaches of honor which are familiaroccurrences on the campus.Whether this sentiment is being de¬veloped properly at the University ofChicago is the que.stion which facesthe University today. The goal ofthe Honor commission is the correctone. But is the Honor commissiondoing everything possible to makethat goal a success ? Is the facultyadopting the proper attitude towardthe commission, the students, the hon¬or sentiment itself or is it keepingdown the proper growth of the honorsentiment by a policy of indifferenceor skepticism ? And finally are thestudents themselves doing all they canto secure an honor sentiment at theUniversity so that Chicago Tien maybe known as the truest of gentlemen ?An undeniably loose attitude to¬ward petty swayings from the pathof rectitude exists among a largeportion of the student body. Thepetty thievery on the campus is onlyan indication that even though it maybe only a small number of studentswho are actually stealing books, andin fact most of the volumes may sim¬ply have been lost through careless¬ness, nevertheless an unjustifiable at¬titude of careless indifference existsv. hen such practices are allowed to goon with only the passive efforts of theHonor commission to rectify them.The Daily Maroon believes that theHonor sentiment at the University isweaker than it should be. Conscien¬tious effort alone can strength thatstandard.MEN ONLYUndergraduates of U. of C. andNorthwestern will make up a partynow being organized to travel in Eu¬rope next summer. Tour will includeParis and Battle Fields of France,Switzerland, Southern France andSpain. Leaving Chicago about June‘20th, will return about September 20.Under the direction of U. of C. in¬structor in Romance Languages. Priceof trip from Chicago to Chicago, in¬cluding all necessary expenses ex¬cepting laundry, will be $1200. Res¬ervations must be made before March15 to insure stateroom. Further de¬tails from L. P. Brown, 161 FacultyF.xchange, U. of C.Dr. Clair H. PritchardOPTISTLyes Examined, Glass Prescribed andFittedFor Appointment Phone Fairfax 1514Residence Phone, Englewood 7933Office Hours, 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Streetat University .4ve.South Side SchoolAmerican Conservatory of MusicConveniently located for UniversityStudents. Enrollments received at allfmes in all branches ofMusic and Drnmatac ArtHIE. 63rd St. Midway 2113 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH I. 1921AtTIVITlE.S OK NOMINEESCandidates for W. .4. A. Offices.4ctive in the AssociationThe W. A. A. elections, which willbe held Tuesday, March 8, in IdaNoyes hall will decide the officers ofthe Association for the coming year.Every member is urged to vote, sothat the women elected will be thechoice of the whole association ratherthan of only a part of it.Front the candidates for presidentthe one receiving the most votes willbe president, and the one with thenext most, vice-president. The nameof Frances Crozier has been with¬drawn. Following is a list of thecandidates and their activities: Forpresiden t and vice-president, RuthDixon, captain of Junior college swim¬ming team. Freshman baseball team.Sophomore hockey team, manager ofSenior college hockey team, W. A. A.circus.Nellie Gorgas, Junior college swim¬ming team. Junior college hockeyteam, manager of Junior college base¬ball team and W. A. A. circus; Bea¬trice Marks, Junior college basketballteam, and various W. A. A. commit¬tees; Helen Touzalin, Senior collegehockey and basketball teams, honoraryVarsity hockey team, secretary andVarsity hockey team. Secretary andtreasurer, Dorothy Augur, Junior col¬lege swimming team and Sophomorebooth. Field day.For secretary: Gertrude Byrne,Junior college baseball, basketball,and hockey teams. Freshman basket¬ball team, sophomore hockey team,recording secretary of W. A. A., W.A. A. circus, senior college hockeyand basketball teams and Portfoliochorus. Ruth Metcalfe, Freshman |baseball team and booth. Field day,W. A. A. circus. ArvMlla Stagg, W.A. A. committee and Portfolio chorus.Recording Secretary: Ruth Bowers,Freshman basketball team, W. A, A.committees, and Portfolio chorus;Dorothy Clark, Freshman baseballteam. Sophomore basketball team, |Junior college hockey team. Portfoliochorus and W. A. 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The men’s and women’sglee clubs will assist in making theprogram one worth while attending.“Although everyone is busy withterm papers and final reports,” saidRuby Womer, chairman of the Fed¬eration of University Women yester¬day, “we hope that a large numberof students will spare an hour oftheir time to attend the Sing, whichgives promise of being one of thebest ever conducted under Federationauspices. The presence of Mr. Vin¬cent should serve as a big drawingcard for Sing enthusiasts.” AS USUALHARPER HALL53rd and Harper AvenueDancing Tuesday to Saturday Evenings, InclusivewithTHE SAME COLLEGE CROWDandMusic You’ll LIKEYour Parentshave invested thousands of dol¬lars in you already and are in¬creasing that investment dailyright now to complete your edu-•ation so that you may beequipped in a manner that willassure your success in life.PROTECT THEMagainst the loss of their invest¬ment in you by your prematuredeath before you have realizedon the Investment.INSURE YOUR LIFEADDRESS OR PHONEC. C. WHITEHILL30 N La Salle Cent. 5507|nRIIHIHWIHllHTHllST>fIR-IRTKT?( Tr r if iif tffwrM'ISfWWWM QHrPHY’QSCHOOLOF DANCING62nd St. and Cottage Grove Ave.GUARANTEES TO TEACH YOU THEFOX TROT, ONE-STEP AND WALTZIN 3 PRIVATE ONE-HOUR LESSONSIf You Learn the Toddle. Right, You CanDance It Any PlaceWentworth 2 30 Open from 10 A. M. to 10 P. 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After years of dark¬ness, his lantern beams forth oncemore and he wanders on in searchfor an honest man.Will he end his weary search atthe University?Will he end his weary search atthe University?Is dishonesty on the incline or de¬cline here?The above que.stion is one whichhas been advanced and argued moreor less fully among persons andgroups upon the campus for a con¬siderable time. It has recently beenbrought to a head by the receipt of aletter by The Daily Maroon from AntProf. Rudolph Altrocchi of the De¬partment of Romance Languages andLiteratures.The letter is published el.sewherein the adjoining column and raisesan interesting and important question.Suggests Drive .4gainst ThievesMr. Altrocchi suggests that “in thisepoch of efficient drives,” a driveagainst the “contemptible sneak-thiefin our midst” should be begun.The Daily Maroon is directly inter¬ested in any affair which wll lead tothe betterment of any existing Uni¬versity conditions and in respon.se toMr. Altrocchi’s suggestion, begin to¬day a drive to ascertain the exact ex¬tent to which sneak-thievery is beingcarried on in the University and tocombat as far as possible those whohave brought about the situationwhich has led to Mr. Altrocchi’s let¬ter.Elsewhere are published the resultsof investigations made yesterday' byreporters for The Daily Maroon inregard to the condition of dishonestyin the University. It would seem fromthese that although the libraries areapparently hard-hit, dishonesty ingeneral is becoming less in the school.Additional Facts LaterThis is only the beginning of theinvestigation. Further facts fur¬nished by various campus activitiesand laboratories will be publishedfrom day to day.The Daily Maroon wants yourviews. We want personal experienceswhich will help to decide whether thethefts are being committed by stu¬dents of the University or whetheroutsiders are really at the bottom ofthe sneak thievvery. We want to de¬termine more fully the exact extentto which petty thievery has advancedand to arouse student sentimentagainst it in any form.Who is to blame?What will Diogenes find upon ourcampus ?Address your communications toThe Daily Maroon, Rox O, FacultyExchange. All letters must he signedbut names will not be used unlesspermission is given. (In view of the fact that the com¬munication column of The Daily Ma¬roon is maintained as a clearing housefor student and faculty opinion. TheDaily Maroon accepts no responsi¬bility for the sentiments therein ex-pre.ssed. Communications are wel¬comed by the editor, and should besigned as an evidence of good faith,although the name will not be pub¬lished without the writer’s consent.)STUDENT DISHONESTYTo the Editor:I recently went to the Library tohave reserv'ed for my students a Dic¬tionary. I was told that the two whichhad been recently placed on theshelves had been stolen. Indeed oneof the attendants declared that, ac¬cording to the latest list, about 70volumes had this last fall disappearedfrom the main Reading Room.Is it possible that thieves come infrom outside the University? If not,what an ignominious indictment thisis; Students who steal books (it isalmost unbelievable that there shouldbe any) are not merely dishonest butsupremely mean. The University isgiving all it has unreservedly and isrequited by underhanded robbery. Inthis epoch of efficient drives why notstart a drive, each one of us, studentor teacher, against the contemptiblesneak-thief in our midst? Would notthis be a most useful manife.stationof College patriotism ?Rudolph Altrocchi. “Tow’els are safe in Bartlett, butovercoats, watches and money arenot,” according to “Mac,” dispenserof moisture absorbers in the men'sgymnasium. The stealing, however, isinvited by the carelessness of stu¬dents who leave their locker sopen orfail to put their clothing in. As aresult of this something is .stolenevery w’eek or two. There is a ques¬tion, also, whether the thefts are per¬petrated by students or by personsnot affiliated with the University.There is dishonesty in the gymna¬sium of a different character. Itseems to be of two kinds. Studentsgo to class, stay until the roll is takenand then leave without doing anywork. Moreover there is a generalstudent attitude tow’ard it and few ofthese w'ho do it seem to realize theyare doing anything dishonest. Thesecond and more serious kind is thedishonesty regarding excuses for theday or for the quarter.Students go to the office and pre-.sent the old reliable excu.se of havingbeen sick or .some other equally asgood, which is, in many cases, a false¬hood.Your best bet—Maroon ClassifiedAds bring results.Many Books ‘Disappear’From C. & A. LibraryAccording to a statement madeyesterday by the librarian in chargeof the Commerce and Administrationlibrary, .so many books are taken fromthe shelves of this library without be¬ing properly charged and so few’ ofthose so removed are ever returned,that it has become necessary to trans¬fer a largo number of volumes toHarper Ell. This was done becauseit is supposed to be more difficult forstudents dishonestly to secure re¬served books than those on the openshelves. Even this precaution is notvery effective, how’ever, as books arefrequently charged out of Ell on fic¬titious names and never returned.Another evidence in this library ofthe absence of the honor sentiment inthe minds of certain students is thereckle.ss manner in which the proper¬ty of the University, particularly theperiodicals, is cut, torn and otherwi.serendered u.seless.Subscribe for The Maroon 150 Books Vanish fromReynolds Club—SegalSince the Reynolds club library wasfounded eight years ago, no less thanl.'iO books out of 1486 have vanishedfrom the shelves, Perry Segal, theclub librarian stated yesterday. Inother terms this means that morethan ten percent of the collectionestablished for the benefit of the mem¬bers has disappeared—either lost,stolen or strayed.“These figures* do not~mean that1,50 books have been actually stolenfrom the library,” said Segal. “Astudent unable to finish a book some¬times disregards the rules and takesit home with him and then forgetsto return it. By .sending letters to allthe fraternities w'e were able to re¬cover a number of the missing vol¬umes. At the .same time, however,there is no doubt that many of thebooks were really stolen by dishoneststudents.”Few' periodicals or newspapershave been taken from the loungeroom, but students neglecting to con¬sider the other members have oftenclipped articles. Harry Engli.sh, themanager, complains that the papersare very much misued by memberswho tear them, leave them scatteredabout the room and in various waysrender them u.seless to other students..Subscribe for The Maroon !Beginner’s Dancing ClassTonightAnd Every Tue.sday and SaturdayNight 8:00-9:00 atCALUMET HALLfi.ird and Stony Island Ave.DANCING 9:00-12:00Dancing Every Sunday Evening8:00-11:30 lALSO NOVELTY ORCHESTRAManagement—Terc.sa Dolan Ren F. Smitzdorf Complete Intensive Stenographic Course KOZY KORNER TEA ROOMNow At 1309 East 57th St.Breakfast a la CarteLuncheon 40 CentsDinner 66 CentsSunday Dinners from 12:30 to 2 P. M.76 CentsClosed on Saturdays SMITH’S CAFETERIAModerate prices and real home eookincA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.mmmmmmwmwwji mwm,Telephone Hyde Park 9657 'SWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSAND MASSAGE ^David J. Bogie, Director |Graduate of Stockholm. Sweden |1.504 EAST .53R1) STREET ,Cor. Harper Ave.Best of Keference-4— Hours— ]Dr. A. .1. Oehsner 2-1 7-8 P, M. | The next complete stenographic three months’ coursewill begin April 4, 1921. Only college graduates or un¬dergraduates are eligible.An unusual opportunity is afforded by this intensivecour.se to get a complete stenographic training in threemonths.1'he environment of the MOSER SHORTHAND COL¬LEGE is appealing to the college student—only high.school graduates are enrolled.Bulletin on request; no .solicitors employed.Moser Shorthand CollegeEnrnllinfi Only Hiuh Sch(}ol (irtuluates12thFloor, Lake View Bldg., 116 S. Michigan AvePhone Randolph 4347 CHICAGO, ILLINOIS TOidnK '/ku'iDELICIOUS andREFRESHING♦ r. . • Like a long putt thatgoes straight home,Coca-Cola reaches thirstevery time.The Coca-Cola CompanyATLANTA, QA.4 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MARCH 1, 1921.It’s time to beginTo sing about springAnd the birds and the flowers I amtold.But it’s darned hard to singWithout some raucous ring.When your nose is possessed of acold. Slimess.Our staff correspondent starts hisweekly letter by mentioning the factthat Entertains has closed. He won¬ders where some of our best studentswill do their field work in sociology.Then he w’axes humorous and takesinto consideration the bird whowouldn’t brush his teeth because theywere bald. That’s where we threwhis letter in the waste basket.After seeing the Delta Kap’s mas¬cot for the first time, Louise Apt isreported to have remarked, “Oh,what an odd looking horse.”In this age of conserv’ation, onecan’t help wondering whether the newnight regulations w’e're put in forceto protect fair ferns or cut down theelectric light bills.Some people think it’s a crime tokeep liquor in the cellar, others thinkit’s an art.Anyway it’s just as easy to give upliquor in Lent as any other time.Again Lady Ames bursts into famevia the street cars. Yesterday, whileriding loop-ward, according to one ofour correspondents, Lady Ames askedthe conductor if he stopped at theBlackstone. To which the conductorreplied without gestures: “Not on mysalary, lady.”Who was it told us that it was nosign you were thin just because some¬body found you in the telephone book ?A contrib wants to know if its pro¬per to say, “Chawmed indeed,” whenone is introduced to snake charmer.May we not make a slight revisionand remark that profanity may be adisgrace, but it’s darned convenient?After we get through with IllinoisSaturday night, we’re going to take’em over to Rosalie and finish ’emwith a li’l Windy City Jazz at the M.& M. Will somebody pleace pageMamie Smith?Chuck Loeffel has organized thesuccor club. Wonder how much stockChuck owns in the India ink business ?In the interests of finance, it is wellto quarrel with the one and only abouttwo weeks before her birthday, ac¬cording to the advice to the love lorndepartment.With reference to birthdays, itmight be well to remember also thatChristmas was not started as a busi¬ness enterprise according to the Jug¬gler.It’s easy enough to smileWhen-everything seems to fit.Rut the guy worth whileIs the bird who can smileWith an “F” in General Lit.When in Rome, do as the Romansdo, but if you din’t like Rome, tryChicago. SCOOP.REYNOLDS CLUB ELECTIONC.AUCUS TONIGHT AT CLUBOfficers for the coming fiscal yearwill be nominated at the annual Rey¬nolds club caucus tonight at 8 in theclub theatre. At this meeting, candi¬dates for the offices of president, vice-president, secretary, treasurer and li¬brarian will be picked.The annual elections of the Rey¬nolds club will be held all day Fri¬day in the club lounge. Membershipin the club is necessary in order tovote, and a list of eligibles has beenposted for reference. Results will beannounced at the club formal Fridaynight.Y Meeting at Noon TodayThe Y. M. C. A. religious meetingwill be held today from 12 to 12:80in the rooms in EUlis, with RalphDavis as leader. All men hove boonInvited. Face East After IllinoisGame for Hop SaturdayFaci.ig east after the basket tiltbetween the Maroons and Illinois onMarch 6, interested spectators willthence to Rosalie hall where a scrim¬mage will be staged in the form ofthe latest M. & M. dance.Madden and McWilliams, whoachieved fame in the days of post¬football hops, are the sponsors of thenew affair, and declare that it willexceed any dance yet thrown by them.Bud Combs and his gang will bepresent to furnish a melodious syn¬copated strain.The M. & M. dance will be restrict¬ed to IBO couples. Moral: Purchaseyours early.The price of admission will be $1.65.TOM ECK PRAISESVARSITY SHOWINGIN MICHIGAN MEET{Continued from Page 1)but the other two judges gave it toCruikshank. Hall was individualpoint winner with three second places.Chicago fell down in the field events,which gave Michigan a big lead inpoints.Track Summaries600 yard dash—Won by Losch,Michigan; Kelley, Michigan, second;Murphy, Chicago, third. 'Time :05 4-6.60 yard high hurdles—Won by Sar¬gent, Michigan; J. Hall, Chicago, sec¬ond; Time, :07. Cruikshank, Michi¬gan, who finished first, was disquali¬fied.One mile—Won by Krogh, Chicago;Douglas, Michigan, second; Kennan,Chicago, third. Time 4:16 1-6.60 yard low hurdles—Won by Cruik¬shank, Michigan; J. Hall, Chicago,second; Sargent, Michigan, third.Time :06 2-6.Shot put—Won by Stipe, Michigan;Tidey, Michigan, second; McWilliams,Chicago, third. Distance, 41 feet 2^inches.440 yard run—Won by Butler,Michigan; Hall, Chicago, second; Har¬ris, Chicago, third. Time :61 1-5.High jump—Won by Walker, Mich¬igan; Schneberger, Chicago and Platt,Michigan, tied for second. Height, 5feet 9 inches.880 yard run—Won by Bartky, Chi¬cago; Burkholder, Michigan, second;Burns, Michigan, third. Time 1:68 2-6.Pole vault—Won by Wesbrook,Michigan; B. Hall, Chicago, and Nay¬lor, Michigan, tied for second. Height11 feet.Two Mile—Won by Standish, Mich¬igan; Dooley, Chicago, second; High¬land, Chicago, third. Time 10:29 2-5.Relay—Won by Michigan (Douglas,Wheeler, Wetzel, Butler). Time 3:31.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Conklin Fountain Pen onblack cord. Reward. Mrs. M. Logs¬don. Greenwood Hall.ACTIVE young man student livingin dormity wanted to receive ordersfrom students. Box 279, Facultyh^xchange. '::VI ':'Vf ■•‘.f 'f '..'5 'A9 ' ^ V*DINE AND DANCEWe((/MlDE(V UiY55th ST., AT THE “L”Aft/S/C PROGRAMDinner Time 6:00-8:00Evening Supper 9:30-1:00Sunday Tea 2:00-5:00AMERICAN AND CHINESE SERVICEtVv 4V>< kVt tVYkViiVi tVvCOWHEY’SStore for MonMeu’s Furnishings, Rats, Caps andNoakwaarBILUARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPESSoutheast corner 55th and Ellis Are. UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive <''onrteous Attention atThe Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Are. and S5th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761 MANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVING1214 E. 55th St. 1155 E. 63rd St.Midway 3081 Hyde Park 2643With acknowledgments to K. C. B,The 4aiB of awkh. a moiralTHERE’8 AN old gag.• • »THEY USED to pull.* » •SO OLD that nowadays.« • »PEOPLE THINK it’s new.« • *ABOUT THE man who had.« • »TO SHOOT his dog.« • •AND A friend asks.• • •“WAS THE dog mad?”• « «AND THE first guy.« « *SAYS, “WELL, he wasn’t« « •SO DANG well pleased.”« • »AND A chap told me.« • «THAT THIS described.« • *SOME SMOKES he’d tried.« » «THEY DIDN’T exactly.# * #MAKE HIM mad.* • *BUT HE wasn’t.* * #SO VERY well pleased.I * * *OF COURSE that was.• « •MY CUE to Blip him,• « •A REAL cigarette.HiARPERHarper Are. et 6M St.—Mat. DallyBxclualve Hyde Park ShowingTuesday, March 1HELEN PETERSin“LYING LIPS“Also Special Comedy lo pecke^ea of 30 protectedhy apecial moiature-proofwrapper. Also in round^IR • TIGHT tina of SO, AND AFTER he’d taken.• • •A GOOD pull or two.INTO HIS constitution.• • •HE GRINNED and said.• • •“THE ONLY way these.« • »WILL EVER make you mad.# » •IS THE way.YOUR FRIENDS eat ’em up.• » %I ONLY hope you’ve goL» • »A COUPLE of packs.» » •FOR THEY sure.* • #DO SATISFY.”« * a YOU’LL enjoy Chester¬fields. There’s somethingin their mild smoothness thatgoes right to the spot. Choicetobaccos, Turkish and Do¬mestic—a blend that liternllycan't bo copied — a specialmoisture-proof wrapper fortheir ext-a protection — onevery count, Chesterfields“satisfy.”