iHaroonVol. 19. No. 65 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 8. 1921 Price 5 CentsSPECIAL CARS FOR VARSITYROOTERS TO PURPLE GAMEDaily Maroon Makes Arrangements for Trip toNorthwestern Tomorrow Night—Studentsto Register in Ellis Office.Chicago’s first encounter withNorthwestern following the resump¬tion of athletic relations between theneighboring schools, originally sched¬uled in Patten gymnasium tonight,has been postponed one day. and in¬stead will take place at Evanston to- ’morrow night at 8. Because of thischange in date, and in view of thecontingency that the resulting confu¬sion may cut down the representationof Maroon rooters at the game. TheDaily Maroon has made arrangementswith the Elevated Lines to run spe¬cial cars for the accommodation ofChicago students. The “L” providesthe fastest transportation service.The train will leave the University“L” station. 63rd and University Ave..at 6:15. allowing the necessary timeof about an hour and a half to makethe trip.In order to insure an adequate num¬ber of cars, those fans who plan tosupport the team at Evanston shouldregister at the office of The Daily Ma¬roon before the afternoon of thegame. Reserved seats for the gameare on sale for $1.00 each at the Bart¬lett gymnasium business office, andshould be procured at once. CHICAGO BREAKS LOSINGSTREAKSophs Plan a Dancefor All on FridayThe Sophomore class under theguidance of Mr. Charles Loeffel. socialfunctionary, will throw a dance Fridayat 3:30 in the Reynolds club, at whichit is guaranteed there will not onlybe music but good music and not onlythat but—well, you know what we/mean. It is to be understood thatthis dance is not theoretically limitedto members of the class but will beopen to the whole school, which is jenthusiastically invited by the class jof 1923. By a slim margin of 2 points theMaroons succeeded in nosing out Min¬nesota for a victory in Saturday’sbasketball game, thus breaking thelosing streak upon which Chicago wasbent. The final gun cut short a spec¬tacular Minnesota rally, netting threebaskets in quick succession in the lastseveral minutes, and made the Maroonwin a perilous one, 19 to 17. At thesame time, Illinois made further alt¬erations upon the face of the Big Tenstanding by humbling Purdue at La¬fayette, 39 to 26.Minnesota jumped into a lead overChicago in the first few minutes, butas the Maroons warmed up and tight¬ened their resurrected five-man de¬fense the advantage was overcome,so that Chicago lead 11 to 5 at thehalf. Birkhoff aided materially byhis caging of free throws. Of theeighteen fouls divided evenly betweenChicago and Minnesota, Birkhoff madefive against one by Amston.Oss Plays Spectacular Game.Through most of the second halfthe score was at a practical standstill,with one basket each for the contend¬ing teams. Chicago finally succeed¬ed in geting a lead of eight points,however, only to have Minnesotabreak into the scoring with three spec¬tacular baskets bf Oss, who through¬out the game was a dominant figurein both the defense and offense of thevisitors. The last basket by Oss wasa remarkable overhead shot from thesidelines, and inspired the Gophers todesperate measures for the tyingscore, but Chicago kept control ofthe ball at the clear end of the flooruntil time was called.(Continued on Page 4)MONTGOMERY IS ELECTED IPRESIDENT OF GAVEL i PLAN PRELIMINARYINTERVIEWS WITHFRIARS ASPIRANTSClifford Smith and William FriedmanGet Offices In UniversityDebating Organization 160 Men Turn Out for FirstMeeting of ShowCandidatesRoyal Montgomery was electedpresident of the gavel, the Universitydebating organization, at a recent im¬portant meeting held by the club. Theother officers chosen are CliffordSmith, for vice-president and WilliamFriedman, for secretary-treasurer.All of the successful candidates areprominent in campus debating affairs.Montgomery has been a member ofthe Varsity debating team for twoyears, and captained the team whichrecently debated Northwestern atEvanston. He is a member of theDelta Sigma Rho, the honorary debat¬ing fraternity. Smith, who is a juniorin the Law School, was an alternatein this year’s debate, and Friedmanmanaged the Chicago-Michign contestin Mandel hall, which was attendedby the largest crowd in Chicago de¬bating history.The subject for the freshman de¬bate, “Resolved that Ireland shouldreceive its independence,” was alsoannounced at the meeting. Some timein the spring this debate will takeplace, with Chicago freshman arguingthe matter against selected yearlingsfrom Illinois. A consideration of thequestion of Irish independence Is duefor the next meeting, a week fromtoday. MUSIC CONTEST ENDS SUNDAYFOOTBALL PLAYERSAll football men report for practiceto Coach Walker at 4:15 in the gym.today. Preliminary meetings of men in¬tending to try out for the cast of the1921 Blackfriar show will be held dur¬ing the next few days with the abbotand manager of the production, it wasannounced last night. The interviewswill be for the purpose of getting themen started on the specialty in whichthey are interested in order to give abetter quality of work for the show.Over one hundred and sixty menturned out for the Blackfriar meetinglast Wednesday night, and signifiedtheir intention of trying out for eitherthe cast or chorus of ‘“rhe Machina¬tions of Max,” which the order is topresent in May. Men who were notable to attend the meeting have beenasked to register with the manager.Box 286, Faculty exchange, at once, ifthey wish to try out for the show.Music Contest Closes SundayThe music contest for the show willclose on Sunday. At 3 in the Reynoldsclub all music writers must be on handto play their compositions, or to havethem played by a substitute. A pianowill be available for those who wishto play. Music entered in the contestshould also be written in score formfor submission to the judges, in caseof uncertainty.The poster contest for Blackfriarsis still open, and men wishing to drawa design to submit in the competitionto determine the poster and score cov¬er for the show have been asked toenroll through Box 286, Faculty ex¬change. A brief synopsis of theshow will be sent to men wishing toenter the contest, to suggest a pos¬sible background for the poster. “JOY OF SINGHAF'COMPLETE TRIUMPH,REVIEWER ASSERTS“Chorus Would Make a For¬tune for AnyProducer”GRACE BENNETT BRILLIANTBy J. V. S.Four years of theatrical productions,of one sort or another, the Universityhas witnessed during the memory ofthis typewriter; but nothing to sur¬pass the unqualified triumph of “TheJoy of Singhai” last Friday night inMandel hall. With a chorus whichwould make a fortune for any profes¬sional producer; with music combin¬ing the contemporary rhythms andgood substantial melody; with a castamazingly apt and stagewise; andwith a leading lady of such variedand delightful gifts as Miss GraceBennett’s, the show could not verywell be other than a triumph. Thecombination is such an extraordinarilyrare thing on any stage that one be¬comes incredulous in the face of thefact.All of the enthusiasm was ration¬ally enough founded, however, even inthe cold light of reflection on themorning after. In the first place, anynumbskull knows that when an ama¬teur musical show is very good, it isthe best possible to produce. Thereason is that musical comedy de¬mands the precise variety of verve,enthusiasm, youthfulness and spon¬taneity which money in whateverquantities cannot buy. The combinedwealth of the Messrs. Dillingham,Ziegfeld, and Shubert could not hirea chorus of fifty pretty and youthfulmaidens who can sing, smile, anddance, because there are not that manyon the American stage.Chorus Can Really SingThe average age of the professionalchorus girl is probably about thirty-five—or perhaps thirty if we use onlyfirst-class shows for the average. Theaverage age of the Portfolio girl mustbe about eighteen. The difference isvisible to the naked eye. Then, too, theprofessional chorus girl is perfectlywell trained in about ten conventionalstage steps, but in no more; that is,she does not dance at all, in any realsense—she takes steps.Those of the Portfolio girls who at¬tempt to dance can do it—as witnessthe red-clad laundry girls’ dance inthe second act. Again, the professionalchorus girl cannot sing; the Portfoliochorus, in mass scenes, sounds like anopera aggregation. Last but far fromleast, no professional chorus ever ex¬hibited the combination of youth andgood looks in quite such profusion asthe Portfolio brings forth.Pep is PredominantThere are fifty-one of these chorusgirls—count ’em—fifty-one. Observethe fire and the life of them (in the“Streets of Singhai” number, for ex¬ample) in contrast to the mechanicalgrins and sidesteps of the hired ponies.(Continued on Page .3)DAILY PROGRAMTODAYPublic lecture, 4:30, Harper assem¬bly hall.Lecture by Dr. Devine, 7:30, Har¬per assembly hall.Christian science society, 7:30, Has¬kell assembly hall.Biological club, 8:00, Botany club.Senior Executive council meeting,7:15, Harper hall.Federal board picture, 12, Haskellsteps.TOMORROWJunior Mathematical club, 4:15, Ry-erson 37.Y. W. C. A. vesper, 4:.30, Ida NoyeshaU.Le cercle Francais, 4:30, MaisonFrancaise.Psychological club, 4:30, Psycholog¬ical laboratory.Religious education club, 7, Haskellassembly room.Philosophy club, 8, Classics 21.C. A. A. vs. Chicago, 8, BartlettNatatoiinm. WASHINGTON PROM TICKETSTO GO ON SALE TOMORROWBids for Annual Dance to Cost Only Forty CentsMore than Last Year—AnnouncePlans for Registering.W. A. A. To Be Repre¬sented at BloomingtonConferenceThree women will be sent by theW.A.A. this year to the second Ath¬letic Conference of American CollegeWomen which will be held March 18and 19 at the University of Indianaat Bloomington, Ind. An open meet¬ing of the W.A.A. will be held Thurs¬day noon at 12:00 in Ida Noyes theatreto choose the delegates.This conference is held every threeyears, the first on being hid at C!hi-cago in April 1918. Women from all iover the United States attended this jconference, which is held with the pur- Ipose of furthering athletic interestsand activities of women in Americancolleges. This year the main issuewill be the intertransference of points,while new inter-collegiate athletic rul¬ings will also be discussed.Besides the special meetings for thethre delegates one official and two un¬official, there will be open meetingsfor all other college women who wishto attend.“The meeings will be of great in¬spiration to all women who are in anyway interested in college athletics andthe small cost of attending the con¬ference will be more than repaid,”(Continued on Page 2)VARSITY WRESTLERSGET INTO CONDITIONFOR ILLINOIS MEETTwo Dual Engagements onProgram for MaroonMat Men. Tickets for the 1921 WashingtonProm to be held Monday, Feb. 21, atthe South Shore Country club, will beplaced on sale tomorrow. The ticketswill cost seven dollars, an increase offorty cents over last year’s affair.In order to have an accurate recordfor the Prom edition of The Daily Ma¬roon, men buying tickets will be re¬quired to give the full name of theirpartners for the occasion. Plans forthe sale of tickets will be announcedin tomorrow’s Maroon.“In buying tickets it will be neces¬sary to give the first and last namesof the woman accompanying you,”said Frank Hardesty. “The price thisyear has an increase of only fortycents over that of last, although themenu has increased seventy cents.Seven dollars inculdes war tax.”Those attending the Prom will notbe permitted to go above the firstfloor of the South Shore Country club,it was further announced. Smokingwill not be allowed in the ball room.THREE VETERANS ON SQUADWith an even dozen men fightingfor jobs on the wrestling team. Coach.Spade is developing a Maroon teamwhich should stack up well with theother Conference mat squads. TheMaroon wrestlers have already en¬gaged in three practice meets, and intwo of these have emerged victorious,being defeated in the third only be¬cause ruels other than those in voguein the Big Ten were used.Another practice meet against theOgden Park team, which has alreadytaken the Maroons’ measure, will bestaged in Bartlett gymnasium 'Thurs¬day at 8. This time Conference ruleswill govern and Coach Spade expectshis grapplers to take dowm the OgdenPark outfit.Three veterans from last year arewith the team this season and arefighting to hold their berths againstthe strong competition from new men.The three are: Capt. Burnett, Keelerand Monroe. All of these men, andespecially Keeler, look like possibili¬ties for Conference champions.Heavyweighs, light-heav3rweightsand 125 pounders are sorely needed tomake the MarooYi.s an evenly balancedsquad. No heavyweights are available,while only one man is on hand forduty in each of the other two weightsmentioned.Second Bout With Badgers'Two dual meets are already cardedwith Big Ten teams, and there arepossibilities for two more of these con¬tests being scheduled. 'The Maroonswill take on the Illinois team at Ur-bana Feb. 26, and will meet the Bad¬gers in Bartlett March 4. Negotia¬tions have been opened ■with North¬western and Purdue, but no definitemeets have as yet been carded. Theannual Conference meet will be runoff at Bloomington March 11.Coach Spade will hold the final try¬outs for the team Friday Feb. 11 andthe men chosen will represent the Uni¬versity in the mat meets scheduled forthis season. Meeting Tomorrow toDiscuss C. and A. PaperPlans for a Commerce and Admin¬istration school professional magazine,to be published under the auspices ofthe Commerce club, will be presentedat a business meeting of that organ¬ization tomorrow at 4:30 in HarperMil.The executive council of the clubhas had this matter under considera¬tion for some time, and has evolved adefinite plan for a publication whichwill be of interest to all members ofthe School of Commerce and Admin¬istration. While the enterprise is alarge one and fraught with a gooddeal of difficulty, it is felt by the offi¬cers of the club and by the faculty,to whom the plan has been submittedfor approavl, that it is one whichshould enjoy the hearty support of thestudents of commerce.Other universities, such as North¬western, Wisconsin, and Illinois, havemagazines of this type, and thereseems to be no good reason why thisUnviersity should be behind them.Several other matters of importanceare to be taken up at the meeting, andit is therefore desirable that as manymembers as possible be present inorder to acquaint themseles with thenew projects of the club.GLEASON AND FRYAR AREFEATURES AT SOPH. TEAThe impending mandate for enforce¬ment of the Blue Sunday law in noway perturbed the members of the.sophomore class last Sunday after¬noon. The function at Ida Noyes waswell attended and the groceries rapid¬ly consumed.Because the freshmen had previous¬ly secured the services of Prof. Fred¬eric Thrasher, the campus hypnotist,the second year class had to be con¬tent with the mesmeristic acts of BillGleason, and he performed with aston¬ishing brilliance.Music was rendered by Dave Fryar,who played with admirable expression—on his face. At six bells he played“Home Sweet Home” so effectivelyand emotionally that “goodbyes” wereha.stily said.TICKETS FOR WEDNESDAY’SGAME AT NORTHWESTERNTickets for the Northwestem-Chi-cago basketball game, set for tomor¬row night instead of tonight as orig¬inally scheduled, will be on sale to¬day and tomorrow at Bartlett gym¬nasium. Student “C” books do notprovide for games away from home.Reserved seats are $1.00 each.2 THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 8. 1921laily itlanuiuTh^ Student Newspaper of theUniversity of ChicagoPubliahrd momin({«. except Saturday, Sundayand Monday duritiK the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters, by The Daily Maroonromj>anyEntered as second class mail at the C'hi-cafo postoffice, Chicago. Illinois, March 13,1906 under the act of March 3, 1873Offices EHis 14Telephone Midway 800Tuesday, February 8, 1921LET’S GONorthwestern tomorrow night!Chicago meets the Purple on the Ev¬anston basketball floor after a lapseof a year in the rivalry between thetwo big ten schools. If the gamev^ere on our own flpor we would beflooded with a delegate n of rootersfrom Northwestern. If Chicago spir-it is right where it should be, back¬ing up the team, we will crowd thePatton gym tomorrow night.Your “C” book does not provideyou with a ticket for games on otherfloors. If you are going to Evanstonwith the crowd of Chicago rooters, goover to Bartlett, buy your ticket nowand register at the Maroon office sothat you can work up enough pep onthe way up to drown out even theroar of the noisy northsiders.Such support, and such supportonly will enable the team to win therest of the games this season. Andwe want them to win every gamewhich remains. The defects whichhave crushed our hopes for a secondchampionship are bound to have theireffect on the morale of the team un¬less the students get out and back thefive with every ounce of pep and noisethey possess.Go to Evanston tomorrow night!PORTFOLIOYou’ve got to hand it to the wom¬en! Without any tradition or pres¬tige, and with great difficulties witheligibility, coaching and the other in¬cidentals of a musical production,they have put on a show' which is inits general effect a surprising suc¬cess. The author and coaches de¬serve the thanks of the campus thatthe lines do not contain a single“joke.” Oh rare jewel—a musicalcomedy with the accent on the musi¬cal and not the comedy. Congratula¬tions.Three Quarters Plans DanceOne of the items on the programof the Three-Quarters club is an all¬university dance to be held in thenear future at one of the hotels inthe neighborhood. A committee hasbeen appointed to make definite ar¬rangements and it is expected thatthe date and the place fAr the dancewill be announced within the next fewdays.At a recent meeting of the club itwas decided that the organizationwould support the movement in heFreshman class for class insignia, tobe worn by all members of the classof ’24.IMMENSEReduction SaleOn Ladies’Coats, Suits, Dresses,Skirts and WaistsJ.J.GIBS921 East 63d Street SPECIAL LUNCHES TO BESEKVEI) BY Y. W. C. A. FOR 25cSpecial lunches are being served bythe Finance Committee of the Y. W.C. A., both this week and next. Asandwich, a cup of chocolate, and apiece of cake may be bought fortwentj'-five cents, in the League roomin Ida Noyes.Delta Sigma Pledges EightDelta Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Grayce Davis, Cathryn Mor-phew', Helen Morphew, Mildred Baker,and Ageline Giltner of Chicago, andAlice Treat of Indianapois, Ind., Kath¬erine Carr of Richmond, Ind., and ElaGore of Chicago.CAP AM) GOWN PICTURESTO BE TAKEN THIS WEEKThe International club is to meettoday at 12:10 on Haskell steps tohave its picture taken for the Capand Gown. The Freshman and Sopho¬more Medical Council will meetWednesday at 12:25 on the steps ofthe Physiology building and the Pres¬byterian club Thursday at 4:30 on thesteps of Ida Noyes.Those organizations which have nothad their pictures taken for the Capand Gown should call Robert Shill-ington at Hyde Park 41 for appoint¬ments.KOZY KORNER TEA ROOMNow At 1309 East 57th St.Breakfast a la CarteLuncheon 40 CentsDinner G5 Cents.Sunday Dinners from 12:30 to 2 P, M.75 CentsClosed on Saturdays.VIANICURING SHAMPOOINGKENNEDY SHOPSMARCEL WAVINGI2U E. 55th St 1155 E. 63rd St..Vlidway 3081 Hyde Park 2643Beginner’s Dancing ClassTonight-And Every Tuesday and SaturdayNight 8:00-9:00 atCALUMET HALL63rd and Stony Island Ave.DANCING 9:00-12:00Dancing Every Sunday Evening8:00-11:30ALSO NOVELTY ORCHESTRAManagement—Teresa Dolan Ben F. SmitzdorfSMITH’S CAFETERIA.Moderate prices and real home cookingA trial will make you a steadycustomer1347 E. 63rd St.®l00blmimIrust an^^aviitga IJankIRrmbrr JFrbrral Srarriir t^qatrmJUmiMaimt Aurmtrat i^t.xtii-tkir&♦♦+♦♦♦Nrarrat iiauk to tkrliniurrettii 0f (Ulitraiui Ask Words for Fresh SongPoetically inclined freshmen areasked to turn in words for a class Isong. Manuscrips may be given to |W’illiam Goodhart, or sent to the sec- |retary of the freshman class throughFaculty Exchange. iYour best bet—.Maroon Classified ^.Ads bring results. ;W. A. A. TO BE iREPRESENTED AT jBLOOMINGTON CONFERENCE I(Continued from Page One)said Marion Meanor, president ofWomens Athletic association yester¬day. “We hope that many will gofrom the University and bring back .with them ideas and a desire to make Iour organization a better, bigger, anda more actiev one. The date set comesimmediately after exams for the Win¬ter quarter and thus it will be quiteeasy for many to attend.All members of the W.A.A. areurged to attend the meeting Thursdaynoon in order that those chosen for |the honor of representing the univer-siy w'ill bo those considered the mostfit by the entire association. j NORTHWESTERN PROF. OFACCOUNTING SPEAKS HEREProf. H. A. Finney of the North- jwestern School of Commerce and for- :merly of the Walton School of Ac¬countancy will speak on “The Analy- :sis of the Balance Sheet and Profit;and Loss Statement from the Invent-1or’s Point of View,” today at 4:30 in 'Classics 10. 1Prof. F’inney received his Ph. B. idegree from this University in 1913. jAs an accountant of note he is one ;of the best qualified men in the coun-1try to speak on the subject. In addi- jtion to being professor of accounting!at Northwestern he is also an asso-1date editor of the Journal of Ac-;countancy.Sul )scrihe for The Maroon ! !IMt. CLAIR H. PRITCHARD jOpti.st IEyes Examined, Glass Prescribed Iand FittedFor Apimintment Phone Fairfax 1514Residence phone, Englewood 7933Office Hours 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.Suite 1, 1157 E. 63rd Street,at University Ave. Chicago Will MeetCAA. Swimmers HereChicago will meet the Chicago Ath¬letic Association in a swimming con¬test in Bartlett tomorrow night a 8.Besides the customary racing therewill be a fancy diivng contest, a water-basketball game, and a series of nov¬elty events. The results of the basket¬ball game will be announced.Bluebottle .Meets ThursdayThe Bluebottle will hold an import¬ant meeting Thursday at 12 in thereception room of Ida Noyes.COWHEY’SStore for MenMen’s Furnishings. Hats. Caps andNeckwearBILLIARDSCIGARS—CIGARETTES—PIPES'^ojitbeast corner .55th and Ellis Ave.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSReceive Courteous Attention at1 he Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCigaretes Fountain ServingCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th Street(Adjacent to Frolic Eheatre)Telephone Hyde Park 761Mrs. Fox was bragging one day about the largenumber of her cubs.“How many cubs do you bring into the world atone time?” she asked the LIONESS.“Only ONE,” replied the Lioness—ifs aLION.”MURADS COST 20 CENTS for a BOXof 10—BUT THEY’RE MURADS!MURADS would be lower priced if we left outall or part of the I OO^fc Turkish tobaccos of the purestand best varieties grown—or if we substituted inferiorgrades of Turkish tobacco.But they wouldn’t beMURADS—they’donly beFoxes!Judge for yourself—! 99Special attention is calledto Murad20s in Tin BoxesIHE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 8. 1921‘JOY OF SINGHAI”COMI'LErrE TRIUMPH,REVIEWER ASSERTS(Continued from Page 1)And then reflect that yours is an un¬usual privilege; for such a chorus isnever to be seen on the professionalstage and almost never on the ama¬teur. The Junior Leaguers are not somany, so young, or so full of enthu¬siasm; and there is almost no othereven for comparison.Equal to the achievement of thechorus was that of Mias Grace Ben¬nett, who acted Joy Hilo. Hers wasthe stage from the moment of herappearance; and she dominated it well.She has the fluttering vitality whichmost dancers seem to acquire withtheir formal training; and she actedthe whole thing in the spirit and tech¬nique of the ballet (though emphat¬ically not that of the drama)—an ef¬fect of expressive shoulders, flutter¬ing hands, flashing changes of mean¬ing about the eyes and mouth.“A Memorable Performance”The “I love a perfect man” song,for one example, displayed her amaz¬ing talent for physical expression inmost of its phases. A talent pic¬turesque and fetching—like a brilliantand exotic piece of batik. Adding tbeeffectiveness of her dancing—the best,certainly, which has ever come out ofMme. Jung’s studios—you get theproduct—her performance. It was amemorable and genuinely distin¬guished performance, different fromall others not only in its technicalvariance but in the ineluctable qual¬ity of her stage charm—that vagrantand undeflnable thing which makesone look at her when the stage is fullof other very good performers.Miss Katharine Longwell, too, wasa personage of the ovoninf» She act¬ed the role of the hero (assumed, theysay, very recently) with considerableskill and charm; and she sang the bestof the evening’s music in the best ofthe evening’s voices. She did it cor¬rectly and quite pleasingly; achievingmost, perhaps, in the ”Sing-a-TiingSong Birds,” with its pianissimo at theend.‘‘Others All Good”As for the others—they were allgood. Miss Bissell as the superan¬nuated lover was highly amusing; theMisses Scoville and Lieber scored oneof the big hits of the evening withtheir broadly burlesqued villains;Crandall and Palmer in a singing anddancing turn were applauded tumul¬tuously; Amsden, Clark, and Dixonwere three wicked and yet delightfulstevedores; Anna Gwyn Pickens andMiss Palmer created a small riot withtheir tiny but rakish bit about mes- Clubs Meet Together toPlan International NightThe Cosmopolitan and Internationalclubs will meet tonight at the homeof Professor Lyman, 5642 Kimbarkavenue, to complete plans for Inter¬national night, which is to be givenwithin a month, by the two clubs.The program committee has beenworking for a number of weeks andits chairman, Dora Kirschenbaum, willmake her report at this meeting. Itis said that several novelties will beintroduced into International night,among which will be two one-actplays.Y Meeting at Noon TodayThe weekly religious meeting of theY. M. C. A. will convene in the clubrooms in Ellis Hall at noon to-day.The subject for discussion will be“How is the Christian Standard ofLiving Different.” Harold Huls willbe tbe leader.SUBSCRIBEb'ORTIE DAILY MAROONLine Forms on the Right-, upon learning thather picture was to appear 17 times inthe 1921 Cap & Gown, has ordered 17copies. This is the proper spirit. Howmany times is vour picture in thebook ?senger boys; and Julia Flet'-her didthe only straight character comedy ofthe evening in about five minutes oftrood performance.Which brings us to Miss Josephin*Strode, the author of the piece, whowrote some of the lyrics, acted theMayor of Singhai, and general-man¬aged the whole affair. About the bookmuch might be said; at any rate itserves the chief purpose of a musicalcomedy book; it is so unobtrusive thatit is scarcely noticeable. DoubtlessMiss Strode did not recognize it afterthe many coaches had done theirworsts At any r^te, if it js .Cas theysay it is) “.Jo’s show,” “Jo” deservesthe Distinguished Service Cross. Shehas been through an extraordinarybattle and has come out completely vic¬torious. She may, if she likes, sniffat the Triangle club, the Michiganopera, and Mr. Ziegfeld; in most waysher .show is the superior of all oftheirs. Salutamus.Automobile License PicturesFREEto U. of C. Men and WomenDAGUERRE STUDIO218 SO. WABASH AVE.McClurg Bldg. VALENTINE’S DAYFEBRUARY 14YOUR SWEETHEART, MOTHEROR SISTERWill be Delighted to Receive aBOX OF CANDYFrom Our Fine AssortmentIHE UMVERSr . 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PROFESSOR HASKINS.« » #WAS A kindly soul.« » *BRIGHT ON some subjects.« » «BUT 80 absent-minded.» « *THAT ONE day at the barber’s.* * *HE TOOK Off bis collar.• • •TO GET shaved.« • »AND FORGOT where he was.« » »AND KEPT right on.« » #TILL THE cash-girl screamed.* « «AND A barber stopped him.# « »HE WAS a great smoker.» # «'BUT HE’D Often put.« tf »THE BURNT match In his mouth.• • •AND THROW away.• • »THE CIGARETTE.• • •HIS STUDENTS loved him.• • •HE WAS so full.• »OF FUNNY surprises.• • •ONE DAY he had a tube.* » «OF RADIUM and he told.« » »THE STUDENTS all about It.« « »AND FINALLY, by mistake.• • •INSTEAD OF the tube.• • •HE PULLED out one.• « •OF HIS cigarettes.« » •AND ASKED the class.« • «“WHAT IS the one thing.WHICH DISTINGUISHES.« • «THIS MARVELOUS substance.» » » «FROM ALL others ou earth?”• « •AND THE class roared.• • •“THEY SATISFY.”• • • WHAT is it you’ve alwayswanted a cigarette todo? You know tho answer.Chesterfields do it—they notonly please your taste, theysatisfy! It’s all i i the blend—a secret blend of fine Turkish and Domestic tobaccos.It puts Chesterfields wherenone can touch them forquality i<nd value.CIGAR£TTE$4“Kiss me, dearest,” he cried,As they stood beneath the tower.“I would,” she softly sighed,“But I must leave in an hour.”Whistle: What mean man said thatthe Portfolio was merely an excusefor the girls to wear pajamas in pub¬lic? At that, the first act did re¬semble scene two of a fire alarm inFoster.Chorus Girl.Be this as it may, we heard a firstnighter say that he decided he likedthe show after the curtain had risenhalf a foot.Speaking of rash acts, Lowrie Holtsays he knows a bird who went outwith a girl who had scarlet fever.“Where does your son attendschool?”“In Chicago.”“What is he studying?”“Robbery, toggery, and snobbery.”Purdue Exponent.The last time we piped that joke itwas hiding between the covers of Life.But we can’t expect people who livein Lafayette to know anything aboutLife.Despite rumors to the contrary, weunderstand that one of the Delta Kapbrothers from Wisconsin is positivethat there are irate husbands even inChicago.Gyp Dwyer says he has an Englishtyewriter because it drops its “H’s.”“Oh, let me join your frat club,”I heard the rushee cry.He handed me a smoke and said,“Please try to get me by.” Bimbo.Local ColorA wit wants to know if Red Fryarwill make the chorus of Blackfriars.Ruth Bowrra, dramatic critic for theWhistle, wires that “The Joy of Sing-hai” was “just darling.”The above reference to our dramaticdepartment reminds us that theWhistle’s memory expert had plannedto suggest a text for persons whosememories are faulty, but she forgotthe name of the author.Perhaps when Portfolio is over, wewon’t have to use rubber bands tokeep our cuffs together.—Perhaps.SCOOP.FRESHMAN TEA SUNDAYDECLARED A SUCCESSComments on the Freshman teaheld Sunday afternoon indicate thatit was a success. The Sigma Chihouse was crowded to the ninth de¬gree but still the Fresh came. Al¬though a Harvey orchestra was emit¬ting enticing melodies the Frosh justsighed, and watched an exhibition ofthe Frisco instead.Prof. Frederic Thrasher performeda hypnosis on Stanley Bond and asa result amazing disclosures about thepersonnel of certain people was heard.However that is just for those presentto know.MEN ONLYUndergraduates of U. of C. andNorthwestern wnll make up a partynow being organized to travel in Eu¬rope next summer. Tour will includeParis and Battle Fields of France,Switzerland, Southern France andSpain. Leaving Chicago about June20th, will return about September 20.Under the direction of U. of C. in¬structor in Romance Languages. Priceof trip from Chicago to Chicago, in¬cluding all necessary expenses ex¬cepting laundry, wrill be $1200. Res¬ervations must be made before March16 to insure stateroom. Further de¬tails from L. P. Brown, 161 FacultyExchange, U. of C.LUCIA HBNDER8HOTPrivate Danclmf LmmmIn a course of five lessons onecan acquire the steps of the waMa*one-step and forx-trotSpecial Class Mon. Bvea.1541 B. ITtli 8t. Hyde Park M14 THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1921Announce Patronessesfor Recital TonightThe list of patronesses for tonight’spiano recital by Benno Moiseiwitsch,brilliant Russian virtuoso, have beenannounced. They are: Mrs. L. A. Car-BENNO MOISEWITCHWho will give a recital tonight inMandel hall for the benefit of theBethlehem Day Nursery.ton, Mrs. Joseph G. Coleman, Mrs.Secor Cunningham, Miss Naomi Don¬nelly, Miss Helen V. Drake, Mrs. MottFlint, Mrs. Charles Frankenthal, Mrs.rEnst Freund, Mrs. Edgar Goodspeed,Mrs. George Goodspeed, Mrs. ErnestHamill, Mrs. William A. Harper, Mrs.Albert W. Harris, Mrs. Wallace Heck¬man, Mrs. Wellington Leavitt, Mrs.George Mead, Mrs. Seymour Morris,Mrs. Richard Nash, Mrs. Philo A.Otis, Mrs. Martin Ryerson, Mrs. David.A. Robertson, Mrs. John Shedd, Mrs.Fred W. Smith, Mrs. George T. Smith,Mrs. John Timothy Stone, Mrs. Lora-do Taft, Mrs. Edward Tilden, MissMarion Talbot, Miss Elizabeth Wal¬lace, Mrs. John C. Wallace, Mrs.Thomas E. Wells, Mrs. Harry A.Wheeler, Mrs. A. Stamford "I^ite,Mrs. Thomas E. Wilson.The recital is under the auspices ofthe Esoteric. The members of theclub will serve as ushers. Mrs. Nor¬man W. Harris, a former student ofthe Uniersity, is chairman of the com¬mittee on arrangements. Proceedswill go to the Bethlehem Day Nur¬sery, one of the city’s largest charit¬able in.stitutions.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Two atractive, energeticUniversity women for pleasant andprofitable summer employment.Work dignified and strictly educa¬tional. No books or magazines.$125 to $150 per month guaranteedto start. For personal interviewphone our local representative. MissCannon, Dorchester 1263 between 2and 4 P. M. Lewis E. Myers & Co.H.ARPER|Harp«r Av«. at 6Sd St.—Mat. DailyBxclaaiva Hyde Park ShowingTUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8NORMA TALMADGEIn“FIFTY FIFTY”ALSOFATTY ARBUCKLEIn“THE COOK” Students’ Interest inCap and Gown LagsThe Cap and Gown faces extinctionunless greater interest in the volumeis shown by the students. Salesmenhave met with such discouragementthat they have retreated from thescene and persons who wish to sub¬scribe hae a hard time finding some¬body to take their money.According to the manager of thesubscription campaign either theremust bo a greater show of interest orthe many novel things planned for the1921 v’dition will have to be cut andthe b'^ok put back in the same placethat it has been for several years.More salesmen are wanted andmore students to subscribe from thesalesmen. The drive will continue forsome time, but in the interests of thehook the editors have issued an urgentrequest that all subscriptions bebought before the end of this week.Moiseiwitsch will present the fol¬lowing program:IToccata SchumannWaltzes BrahmsPerpetual Motion _WeberIISonata, B flat Minor, Op. 35..ChopinGrave; Doppio MovimentoScherzoMarche FunebreFinaleIIIJeux d’eau RavelValse Minuet PalmgrenBird SongRococcoThe SeaRefrain de BerceauFruehlingsnacht Schuman-LisztIVSonnette del Petrarca LisztTarentella-Venezia e NapoliCHICAGO BREAKS LOSINGSTREAK(Continued from Page 1)Chicago’s five man defense wasmore in evidence than in the lasthome game against Michigan, and asa consequence the game was less fullof thrills for the spectator. Longdistance shots were necessarily nu¬merous, hut except in the last min¬utes were seldom successful. The of¬ficiating was closer than in gamesheretofore this season, and the prov¬ocation for some of the decisions wasobscure, even in the light of the pro¬vision enabling a referee to call foulsfor “anything not specifically coveredby the rules.”Box score:CHICAGO (19)B FBirkhoflf, rf _..3 5.1 0Vollmer, If. .Halladay, c 2 0Crisler, rg 0 0McGuire, Ig - 1 0MINNESOTA (17)B FOss, rf 4 0Arnston, If 2 1Hultkranz, c 0 0Kearney, rg 0 0Euke, Ig. 1 0 P02023P214200Schjoll, If 1 0Referee—Young, Illinois Wesleyan.Tel. Midway 7410.DAVID J. BOGIEDirector ofSWEDISH MEDICAL GYMNASTICSand MASSAGEGraduate of Stockholm. Sweden1.504 EAST 5.3RD STREETCor. Harper Ave.Best of References— Hours—Dr. A. J. Ochsner 2-4 7-8 P. M.The Corn ExchangeNational BankOF CHICAGOCapital, $5,000,000Surplus & Profits, $10,000,000Is the Largest National Bank in theUNITED STATESWith a Savings DepartmentUnder Fedreal SupervisionN. W. Cor. 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