., ,..--\•�...�. .-.� .-�). .--9 .-...: ':-� \t)� :...-; ...,: ,OJ.:",. � ...• d........ , � ..�r _• flIP, '_� ..... ",� .. � :licHBIsHOP OF YORK;' • " PRAlsES,uNIVERSITY. <, AS ELEMENT IN -WAR;:..-,'. -� PriDulte· ExpresSes GreetiDg ofOxford to American IDsti·tations of Learning'GIVE �EGRE�S AT CONVOCATION\.,,'...., .. ',"N�W BUSINESS' �ANAGERCHOSEN FOR DREXEL HOUSE,.'....... " Miss Irma Zickler, who has beenbusiness manager of Drexel House forthe fall and winter quarters, is leav­mg to finish her course at the Uni­versity of Washington. She has donethe buying for the house and evolvedthe systematic work schedule. MissGladys Stillman, formerly at Beecherhall, will take Miss. Zickler's place.j)Campus Mathematicians l\leetThe Mathematical club' will meettoday at 4 :30 in Ryerson 37. Prof.Forest .Ray Moulton will speak. Hissubject will be, "The Derivitives ofSolutions of Differential Equations,with Respect to Constants of Integra­tion."Sew in Noyes During V &cationJda Noyes ball will be open for RedCross knitting and sewing during thespring vacation on Monday from 9 to5, on Wednesday from 1 to 5 and onFrJday from 1 to 5. . ".alUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 1918,MEN ENLISTING FORSERVICE TO RECEIVE� CREDIT AND DEGREES, If"' " "''There is no country in the, world. ��- :.where.universities have a higher placein the national life and confidencethan in the United states. The pres­ent war is a call to one of the great­est struggles in the history of theworld, and I know that the Universityof Chicago will answer, 'Ready!'"This was part of the message of theArchbishop of York, the Right Hon­orable and Most Reverend Cosmo Gor­don Lang, D.D., D.C.L., LL.D., in hisspeech on "The Universities and theWar," delivered at the 106th Convo­cation in Mandel hall yesterday.President Introduces SpeakerThe Archbishop was introduced byPresident Judson, after his officialConvocation statement . The Presi­dent's statement called attention tothe decrease in registration in the Uni­versity since the beginning of thewar, and the work of Universityalumni in the prosecution of the war."The war is teaching us that it isby ideas that a nation lives," said theArchbishop. "The study of theirdeas, the chief business of the Uni­versity, is given by this increasedvalue and significance. The war isteaching us how to die for democracy;. , and the university in war time is, (.:� teaching us how best to live for de­mocracy."132 Receive DegreesA class of 132 received degrees atthe conclusion of the address. Sixty­three of these were baccalaureate, therest professional and higher degrees, University ·AUthorities Eneoar-.' age Students of Military The last. war lectUre of the quarter.A:ge By New Roling will be held tomorrow at 4:35 in Man---- del hall, when Sidney K: RadclUre, aRECORD TO DETERMINE STATUS prominent English· ·editorial writer,--- . will lecture on "Amerieam the WbrldThe attitude of the University re- War." :garding credit for war 'service .. has . "Mr. Radcliffe-Is one of the best in­been finally decided by the faculty of formed of those who are today lee­. the Colleges of Arts, Literature and turing on the war," said' Nathaniel. Science, and the plan approved by the' Butler, Chairman of the Lecture Di-University Senate. vision of the University War Service,The recommendations, made b'y the yesterday. "His long association withCommittee on War Service, which the leaders of English public opinionwere accepted for guidance in the col-I and his intimate knowledge of theleges exclusive of the ;professional British labor situation qualify him toschools, are as follows: give authoritative information on theI. Credit for Courses in Progress conditions which have confronted the(a) A student called or enlisting Allies, and to point outthe �pplicatio�for immediate war service, after an of the ��sUlt� �! th� �lhe? �xpen­attendance of not less than four weeks �nce �o he USO �_ldonSo J ��tIca prob-in any quarter, shall receive one-half ems m � e. m-e tates.. .credit in each course l' who h hi _ Radcliffe IS one of the leading JOur-n JC JS rec li t . E I d t d H'ord at time of withdrawal is satisfac- nda.tls � 1m �g a� 0haY·D'1 e JS antory. ' e itorra writer ror teal y News(b) A student called or enlisting ansi th� New Statesman, and has beenfor immediate war service, after an the edI1;�r of the C�lcutta. Statesman,GUIOMAR NOV AES GIVES attendance of not less than eight the leading paper m India.. He �asRECITAL NEXT QUARTER weeks, in any quarter, shall receive �Iso been. active along sociologfcalfull credit in each course in which his hnes, having been for a number ofrecord at time of withdrawal is' sat- y�ars .the secr�tary of the �ndon So-isfactory. ciologieal SOCJ�ty, of wh�ch JamesNote-No speci I . t' Bryce was the first president, He• CJa examma Jens ..are required The· t t' h first came to the United States m• ins ruc or In eac 9 he J t' f th A .course may h . h 1 14, at t e invita Ion 0 e merr---- , owever, require suc an . f h ..Guiomar Novaes, the Brizilian pian- examination, if, in his jud�ent, he can �oc�ty h�r t e :xtenslon of l�m­iste, and, Margery Maxwell, soprano, cannot give a fair estimate of the ve�sJty eac mg. e w_as so we re­of the Chicago Grand Opera company, student's standing without it. The ceived that he has SInce rl«:ttUmedwill appear in a joint concert in Man- student should not assume that credit every season, to lecture on I erarydel hall, April 3, at 8:15. The pro- will be given unless at the time of his and sociological subjects.ceeds of the' concert will be given to withdrawal the instructor's official re-the Trade School of the University port is 'in the hands of the Universityof Chicago Settlement.. Recorder. Credit shall be recorded asMiss Novaes was born in Brazil of the grade indicated in the instruc­twenty-one years ago. From her tor's report.childhood �he revealed talent for the II. Graduation of Upper SeniorsALTROCCHI GOES TO ITALY piano, appearing when only nine years (a) A student lacking four majors--- old in a public concert at Sao Paulo. or less for his degree at the time ofAssistant Professor Will Act as In- She evinced such talent that she was call or enlistment for immediate warterpreter for Captain Merriam sent to Europe to study at tse Paris service shall be granted the degree at--- Conservatoire. There, in competition the next convocation, provided thatAssistant Prof. Altroechi, of the for the twelve places available at the his average grade in all residenceRomance department, leaves Chicago Concervatoire, she took first place work has been at least C, and thattoday for Washington, D. C., where among 388 contestants, representing he has spent at least three full quar­he will receive final instructions be- nearly all the civilized nations of the ters in actual residence and receivedfore sailing for Rome. Mr. Altrocchi world. credit . for not less than nine majorswill assist Captain Charles Merriam, , Can Get Mail Orders of residence work.formerly professor of Political Science Miss Margery Maxwell, who will (b) A student lacking at the timen the University: who is to organize appear with Miss Novaes in her con- of his call or enlistment for imme­a bureau of public informaton in cert in Mandel, is a member of the diate war service not more than sixRome. Chicago Grand Opera company. Tick- majors for his degree, shall be grant-The purpose of this bureau will be ets are on sale in Cobb and at Lyon ed the degree on ..evidence of sixto spread civic propoganda explain- and Healy's, 245 South Wabash ave- months' honorable service, provideding to the Italians the part which nne, and mail orders may be sent to that his average in residence workAmerica is taking in the war. Mr. Mrs. J. W. Thompson, 5427 Greenwood (not less than nine majois� coveringAltrocchi .will se�e as an interpreter avenue. at least three full quarters) is B, orto Captam Mernam who does not better, and provided further that atspe� the .vernacular. He �. an ex-. Debating Coach Atkins will test the least- two-thirds of his sequence re­tenstve knowledge of th� Itahan pea- final candidates for regular places on quirements shall have been abscleed.pIe and language �nd WIll be able to the freshman debating team during III. Claims for Further Credit onrender great service to the govern- vacation week Selections will be an- the Basis of Work of Educati�nalment in its new enterprise. nounced next ·quarter. Value in War Service' presented by.Students returning to the Universityafter honorable discharge will be han­dled as claims for advanced standing,Fair today and tomorrow; south- and will be presented to the Board ofwest winds. Admissions, after consideration by apermanent Committee on Credit forWar Service, consisting of the Deanof the Faculties, the Chairman of theCommittee on Military Science andthe University Examiner. Note 1.­Credits will be recorded and degreesQuarter, conferred as provided herein only incase the student continues his co1!cgeclub, .. :30, Ryerson work up to the time of enforced with-drawal.Note--War Service as used in thisQuarter, report shall be considered as includ-ing: Any branch of direct militaryor naval service; any allied serviceoverseas; any allied service which in­volves group training such as hospitalor ambulance work; any form of ser­Quarter, vice which from the character of thework required will give the studentcontact with scientific methods andmake a positive contribution to hiseducation.REVOKE VON BERNSTORFF'S'HONORARY DEGREE OF LL.D.GRANTED TO HIM IN 1911Count Johann von Bernstorff,former ambassador to the UnitedStates from Germany, was yes-. terday deprived of. his honorarydegree of Doctor of Laws by the,Faculties of the University. Thedegree, which was granted in1911 at the occasion of von Bern­storfl"s. acting,. .. as _ Convocation �orator, was revoked by the Uni­"ersity authorities and the an-,nouncement made by PresidentJudson at the 106th Convocation.The action taken by the Uni­versity authorities was not in­spired by the fact that the UnitedStates is now at war with theGerman Empire. The degree wasrevoked because of von Bern­storft"s actions prior to his dis­missal. These were contrary tothe Constitution and laws of theUnited States, and as such, in theopinion of the University_ author­ities, necessitated the revocationof the degree.Famous Brazilian Pianiste to Play inConcert on April 3-l\largery Max­well of Chicago Gr,nd. Opera Com­pany Will Sing1WEATRER FORECASTTHE DAILY MAROONBULLETINTodayExaminations for Winter8:30-11:30, 2-5.Mathematical37.TomorrowExaminations for Winter8:30-11:30, 2-5.University War lecture, fCAmericain the World Order," Mr. S. K. Rad-cJitle, .. :35, Mandel. •FridayExaminations for Winter8 :30- t 1 :30, 2-5.Winter Quarter. e1oses.Monday; April 1Spring Quarter .openS.Registration of incnming students.. -\" CJUS!9 lneet. Read the Maroon for campus news . BRITISH JOURNALIST TOTALK TOMORROW ON WARSodney Radclift'e, of London, Lecturesin Mandel on "America .in WorldWar"-�t SPeake� of .Quarterlike Capt. Anderson, is a first teamcalibre man, and gives place only bya narrow margin. - Church of Purdueis a small man for guard in compari­son with Conrad Ecklund of Minne-sota, but is given ascendancy over theGopher candidate because it is consid­ered that the Purdue captain would bea better working mate for .the light­ening fast N orthwestern m�n.Conference Had Many UpsetsThe conference season as a wholehas been replete with undoped upsets.The most amazing record is that ofthe Michigan team, which went intoten games and came out of them allwithout a win. The Boilermakerswere doped as coming champs bymany critics, but the Purdue veteransstarted the season by lo'sing on theroad with wonderful consistency, andwere out of the flag race before it"WaSwell under way •Northwestern was something' of adisappointment to Chicago and Evans­ton fans. The Purple started strong­ly, but in the long run Northwesternwas forced to pick the soft spots tohold a short-gamed third. Minnesotasent out a powerful team, but Wiscon­sin broke the Gopher winning streak,and the Badgers earned their ultimateberth at the top. ,Illinois at�ributesher .500 average to loss of players bywat and injury. From another stand­point the bard luck seemed to bepretty well distributed throughout theBig Ten.Pat Page Shows SatisfactionPat Page expresses satisfaction atthe final standing of the Maroons.The fight put up by Chicago was moreor less of a surprise to some of theconference leaders. In spite of greenmaterial and the mid-season loss of' ..Red aryan the Maroons hold a legt.,l-mat(.' fourth. Of the teanlS tied atfourth the Maroons are the only teamwhich has defeated the championBadgers. N orthwestem's place atthird' is a questionable one, as !hePurple stood a great chance of beIngleveled in the two Minnesota game<Jthat were avoided by Northwesternmentors. With four men back nextyear and at least three Varsity cal�freshmen coming into the game, 1-cago should be in good shape for therace in 1919. • I #lit .; of -:.. •• �'"..., .....PRICE FIVE CENTSPLACES GORGAS ANDHiNKLE ON ALL-STARCONFERENCE QUINTETAthletie Editor of Daily Maroon,Names First and Seeond. Honorary TeamsDIFFICULT TO SELECT CENTERAU:"CoDference. HonOr Teams... , FIRST TEAMGillen, Minnesota R.F.Chandler, Wisconsin (Capt.) L.F.Gorgas, Chicago � C.Simpson, Wisconsin R.G.Hinkle, Chicago L.G.SECOND TEAMAnderson, Illinois (Capt.) R.F.U nderhill, Northwestern :� L.F.Kingsley, Minnesota C.Ellingwood, Northwestern R.G.Church, Purdue L.G.Naming the five first stars of theconference, with a field of sixty regu­lars from which to choose, -Is alwaysa precarious pastime. This year theformation of the first team is compli­cated by two particularly bafilingconflicts for position. Gorgas andChandler have indisputably ouctlassedthe conference field of centers, includ­ing the giallt Kingsley of Minnesota.Gorgas is essentially a defensiveplayer, and although he has equaledChandler in baskets he has been ofgreatest service in the breaking up ofattacks. The only solution of theproblem is to place both centers on thefirst team.' The Maroon captain hashad a little the better of the Wiscon­;- in man on the jump in the Chicago­Wisconsin games, while Chandler hasbeen more prominent in attack, sothat Gorgas is retained in the hub po­sition. With Chandler and Gorgasin the first four on the scoring' listitself would form the nucleus of amagnificent team.Gillen Is High on Scoring ListCapt. Rondy Gillen did not finishthe season, being put out by a snappedcollar bone. Nevertheless, he' stoodin the first four on the scoring listwhen the season closed. Gillen wasthe biggest factor of the Minnesotashort passing game. No conferenceforward showed more accuracy inshooting, or greater consistency inform. The Minnesota man plays astrenuous, defense-breaking floorgame, and equaled Chandler of Wis­consin or Red Bryan of the Maroonsfor throwing fight into his team. Fortliesereasons Rondy Gillen is the sec­ond forward of the ail-star quintet,while a man in some ways better isdropped to the second squad .Simpson of Wisconsin is an almostobvious choice for' guard. He hasheight, speed, and power, combinedwith basketball experience and greatnatural ability. He knows how tohandle the ball as well as to guard,and is a sensational basket shooterfrom the middle of the floor and fromweird angles, For the seeond guardposition Hinkle and Ellingwood arethe principle contenders.' Von Lack­urn .was just swinging into his stridewhen he was put out of the game byinjury. Ecklund of' Minnesota andChurch of Purdue are two very differ­ent guards who are only slightly out­classed by Hinkle and ElHngwood.Hinkle Is Given Second GuardHinkle, of the Maroons, is giventhe second guard. The versatility ofthe Chicago man is equal to that ofSimpson. Both Ellingwood and Hin­kle know their positions, and are ex­pert in being in the right place at theright time. The Northwestern manis especially adept in working the ballclear, and combines speed and head­work. To these qualities the Maroonguard adds great ability in handlingthe ball and accuracy in basket shoot­ing. It is doubtful �at Simpson is ofgreater value to his team than Hinkle.For the second team Capt. Under­hill of N orthwestem is the logicalman to. work with Anderson of mi­nois. Kingsley is conceded the thirdcenter of the eonferenee, and aneasily hold the position. Ellingwood,,II, i,:I'd,t.� :,t,','! ', . '"-, ., '. • 1\ • ''''� .' ". :* ""r' \. 'THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 1918 ,Remember this is yopaper-you should suscribe for it. i-s-tte,".·t!$1OcRrSat.1.50ht0a-yurb·publicity was given to the lecture,fewer than one hundred people werein attendance.III. The foregoing paragraphs willperhaps serve to explain some of thecircumstances which preceded the sit­nation of last Thursday. It is not be­lieved that a similar difficulty will beagain encountered this season. Itseems probable that the announce­ment that � Captain of the French:Military Staff was to lecture withmoving pictures owned by the Frenchgovernment, formed an attraction ofaltogether unusual character.IV. The committee in charge of .theWar 'Lectures is of course in sym­pathy with the view that these lec­tures should be made available firstof all to. the members of the Univer­sity. It was specifically with this endin view that the afternoon hour wasselected. However, in the light ofp!�lffi� Ch�=�� i:linoi�:a�:C�elihilcgcf6� ( , ] actuhall experience it is proposed forunder the ,act of March 3. 1873. COMMUNICATION sue ectures as may from time totime be announced for the remianderBy Carrier. S3.00 a :year: SI.!!5 a Quarter _- of the season, it be understood (1)By Muil. S3.60 a year: $1.50 a QWlrter that the lecture is to begin at 4:45 in-m�!k:��:: :!l!�en f:�t t��a���� c:;:: stead of 4:35 o'clock, and (2) thatmembers of the University may ob­roon is maintained as a clearing house tain 'tickets without charge at thefor student and faculty opinion, the Bureau of Information at Cobb hallMaroon accepts no responsibility for For holders of these tickets the balthe sentiments therein expressed,cony of Mandel hall is to be reservedCommunications are welcomed by the until 4:45. In the meantime it is toeditor, and should be signed as an evl- be understood that the main floor idence of good faith, although the to be open to students, faculty, andname will not be published without the general public as heretofore.consent of the writer.) Practical suggestions will be welcorned by the committee.Nathaniel Butler.them pause for a look, for a sigh, fora smile-such is the aim, difficult andevanescent, aBd reserved only for avery few to achieve. But sometimes,by the deserving and the fortunate,even that task is accomplished. Andwhen it is accomplished-hehold!­all the truth of life is there: a mo-Tbe Stadent Ne ..... paper of The Unlnnlt)'of ChicacoPubliabed mominltS. except SundQ and Mon­da7. duriDc the Autumn. Winter and SprinsQuartera b7 the Daib Maroon comp&D7.ment of vision, a sigh, a smile--andthe return to an eternal rest.-J osephConrad.VI. Spend your time during' theSpring recess reading some of thegood boqks of the world, and comeback next quarter freshened for en­thusiastic workc-The Managing Edi­tor.Arthur Baer __ .... .__ PresidentCharl_ Greene Secretar'7Wade Bender _ .. _ .. __ . TreasurerEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTTHE STAFFArthur Baer • _ManaEinJ: EditorChari.. Greene .Ne..... EditorRoland Hollowa7 Nlcht EditorJohn Joseph _ ... DIl)' EditorWilliam MOl'Eenatern . ...Aaat. Athletics EditorUutb Fulkenau .... Women'. EditorRuth Gen�berger ...Asaiatant Women'. EditorLeona Baehraeh.; _. __ __ .. Auoeiate EditorHelen Ravitch ... _. __ .. _. .. _ ... Aasociate Editot A THOUGHTIt's a shame to make Yeats & Co.�BUSINESS DEPARTMENT c; write one's editorials.Wade Bender Clarence Nett------ ---- ---------.---.�----- --t:ditori1l1 Rooms :...______ Ellis 12Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10:16-10:45: 1:30-6: 7-9:30. Uusill� Office .. .. Elli. 14Telephone Midway 800. Local 162.Hours: 10:15-10:45: 1:30-5�472WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 1918ANNOUNCEMENTThis will be the last number of theDaily Maroon to be published duringthe Winter quarter. The next numberwill appear the morning of Tuesday,April 2. NOTES OX LECTURESThe editorial in the Daily Maroonof the issue of Saturday, March 16,under the above caption, was alto­gether timely and appropriate. Twoor three things are to be said in re­sponse.I. The "University War Lectures"of which Captain Hanaut's was theeleventh, have been .given at irregu­lar intervals since the series openedwith the lecture by T. P. O'Connor onNovember 8th. Early in the autumna general committee on UniversityWar Service was formed, a subcom­mittee of which was put in chargeof the matter of securing public WarLectures upon the University prem­ises. Although it is obviously desir­able to co-ordinate these lectures NOT A'CLUBBut you will enjoy a smoke and a ehawith the fellowsA F'EW WISE REMARKS1. For months now I have livedwith my own youth and childhood, notalways writing indeed, but thinking ofit almost every day, and I am sorrow­ful and disturbed. It is not that Ihave accomplished too few of myplans, for I am not ambitions; butwhen I think of all the books I haveread, and of the wise words I haveheard spoken, and of the anxiety Ihave given to parents and grand­parents, and of the hopes that I havehad, all life weighed in the scales ofmy own life seems to me a prepara-'tion of something that never happens.-William Butler Yates.II. Sometimes I call this realityScience, sometimes I call it Truth.But it is something we draw by painand effort out of the heart of life,that we disentangle and make clear.Other men serve it, I know, in art,in literature, in social invention, and!::e� in it a thousand different figures,under a hundred names. ' I see it al­ways as austerity, as beauty. Thisthing we make clear is the heart oflife. It is the one e::.dtu.-ir.g thing.Men and nations, epochs and civiliza­tions pass, each making its contribu­tion. I do not know what it is, thissomething, except that it is supreme.It is a something, a quality, an ele­ment, one may find now in colors, nowin forms, now in sounds, now inthoughts. It emerges from life witheach year one lives and feels, and gen­eration and age by age, but the howand why of it are all beyond the com­pass of my mind.-H. G. Wells.III. Who are you, reader, readingmy poems an hundred years hence?I cannot send you one single flowerfrom this wealth of the spring, onesingle streak of 'gold from yonderclouds. Open your doors and lookabroad. From your blossoming gar­den gather fragrant memories of thevanished flowers of an hundred yearsbefore. In the joy of your heart mayyou feel the living joy that sang onespring morning, sending its glad voiceacross an hundred years-Rabindra­nath Tagore.IV. Mon enfant, dis-je enfin, je suistres vieux et bien des secrets de la DOME COOKINGTHREE. MEALS5719 Kenwood Ave.AMUSEMENTSPRINCESS ToniSeason's Biggest Success!with other University activities, thathas not in fact been practicable ex­cepting so far as to fix them for theregular afternoon hour for public af­fairs in Leon Mandel Assembly hall,or for the evening. Both plans havebeen attempted and the best conclu­sion seemed to be that the afternoon. "JUMP JIM CROW'hour' was to be preferred. However,it was still impossible to foresee atwhat times lectures would be avail- "MAYTIMEable. They have been secured at suchtimes as it was practicable and neces­sarily at irregular intervals. -For ex­ample, in the case of Mr. Radcliffe'slecture for Thursday of this week the Whistling-Humming-Laughing monly alternatives were the 28th, which Pop. Mat. Wednesday-Best Seatswould fall in the midst of the spring With Plenty Good Ones for 75c and 5recess, or riot to have Mr. Ratcliffe atall. ��E STUDE BAKEII. The situation which existed inMandel hall at the opening of Cap- GARRICKtain Hanaut's lecture was altogether Messrs. Shubert Presentunprecedented and quite unforeseen.As a matter of fact, with the possibleexceptions of the lectures by T. P.O'Connor, Dr. Frank Billings and Dr.H. Gideon Wells, the balcony of Man­del hall has at no time been in requi­sition to accommodate the audience.Even on those occasions the very fewwho sat in the balcony could have OLYMPIC RS�'M��tvedbeen accommodated on the main floor.Further, at the lectures thus fargiven, with the possible exceptionsnoted, the proportion of members of .the University present,_ either of thefaculties or the student body, has beennegligible. It seems not difficult toaccount for this fact. The Univer­sity community and the general pub­lic are now thoroughly satiated with C Jon�s. Unidt & Scbufu's I Best Seats. $war topics, which are discussed every 0 LON I A L Evuy NilSunday morning from the pulpit, in RALMOND HITCHCOCKevery daily paper, in every magazine HITCHY KOand even in the moving picture thea- 'in -tel's. Only announcements of extra- '-with-ordinary character seem to arouse any LILLIAN RUSSELLnew interest. One of the most strik- LEON ERROLing instances of this was the occasion IRENE BORDONIof the lecture on February-14 by Mr.H. Hinkovic, a member of the Croa­tian Parliament and of the JugoslavCommittee of London. Notwithstand­ing the great distinction of this gen­tleman and the fact that he was tospeak with first-hand authority uponmatters which at that time were verymuch occupying the public attention,and notwithstanding that the usual . JQHN DREW andMARGARET ILLINGTONIn Pinero's Greatest Comedy"THE GAY LORD QUEX"Mats. Thursday and SaturdayLearn It--Dance ItWith .Tohn Charles Thomas andJohn T. MurrayClifton Crawfordin an Utterly Unique Musical Pia. " FAN C Y F R-E E "\fith Marilynn Miller and RayRaymondCOHAN & HARRIS presntCHAUNCEYOLCOTTIn "ONCE UPON A TIME"MR. OLCOTT WILL SING FOURNEW SONGS.vie, que vous decouvrirez peu a peu,me sont reveles. Croyez-moi: l'avenirest fait du passe. Tout ce que vousferez pour bien vivre isi, sans haineet sans amertume, vous servira avivre un jour en paix et en joie dansvotre maison. Soyez douce et sachezsouffrir. Quand on, souffre bien onsouffre moins.-Anatole France.V. 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It issparkling and rcfreshing­healthful as choice cerealsand imported Saazer hopscan 'make it-a stric .... ly softdrlnk-e-pasteurized and her­metically patent-crownedagainst contamination.Served at first-class restau­rants, hotels, cafes andsoda fountains everywhere.FamiIiessupplied by grocer.Manuf'actund and bottledcxduaivdy byAnheuser- BuschSt. Louis, U. S. A..til Always Drink\4'�: �, Bevo Cold\!'L." -TYPEWRITING OFFICERoom 2, Lexington Railt StenographyExpert CopyingMimeographingPrices Normal'Midway 800AC&1 21-1 FOR THE BEST PHOTOS COME TOVANDYKE STUDIO1225, E 55th S1., near KimbarltWe do Kodak finishings. The charmBox 269 of your personality perfectly per­-Faeo Exch. trayed. "r�, ';'1...,',.'....,.a.•.� .-- r:J ---.l. ,..-_'.- ,�,).-r..",....l... ,,',.'--"I. ••••.-; -:) /'".). ,..-_.,- ,�.).-/-,-'!.t.'.'. '.. ",- .� '. ,\., - I'mE DAILY: IlABOON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, t918: =: : r� .�VJARGONIC ADVICE" J =: :=:By LEE ETTELSON,. For the information and guidanceof those among us who wants, duringncation, entertainment as it is handedout to us Inthe theater, your humblereviewer has the following to sayabout current amusement:BLACKSTONE: Dark this week.Next week, "The Riviera Girl," a mu­sical success from New York, whereit has run all season. WOODS: A beautiful new theaterwith a peach of a comedy, "FriendlyEnemies," starring Louis Mann andSam Bernard. A good war comedywhich is decidedly pro-American.See full review of last Thursday forparticulars.COHAN'S GRAND: Jane Cowl in"Lilac Time," a weepy but pretty warplay by the star and :Miss Jane Mur- IIIfin in which a French maid and an • te�i!IEnglish officer are affected with too "much spring time. If you are sen- •timentally inclined, you may get ashysterical as you please at the Grand.CORT: "The Naughty Wife," byFred Jackson, with Charles Cherry,the inimitable, and several more who ============================================================help make some fun which is moreahem! than haY haY Neither as funnynor as naughty as your old "Parlor,etc.," but good enough for war times.COLONIAL: Raymond Hitchcockin . a personally managed affair withmusic and speeches. He denouncesBilly Sunday and otherwise makesyou feel happy. With him aTc Lil­lian Russell, resuscitated from the Sun­day supplement, and others of beauty,including Miss or Mlle. Bordoni. Theentitlement ·of the thing is "Hitchy­Koo," and the name is an applicableone.GARRICK: Clifton Crawford andMarilynn Miller in "Fancy Free," a- snappy piece of syncopated revelry.If you are neither high nor low-brow,but just an intelligent human being,you will enjoy it. Fuller exclamationsin Maroon Review of Feb. 28.ILLINOIS: Julia Sanderson andJoseph Cawthorne in "Rambler Rose,"the best musical comedy "since "Oh,Boy." Joe is as funny as the Whistleis not, and Julia sings and dances.withjoy and verve. See review in this pa­per of March 7.LA SALLE: "Leave It to Jane,"the musicalization of George Ade's"The College Widow," the same beinggood fun and good music as perFriend Frank's review in Maroon,Feb. 7.OLYl\IPIC: Chauncey Olcott in apleasant Irish thing, entitled "OnceUpon a Time," in which he sings "MyLittle Colleen, Do You Believe inFairies 1" which, of course, she does.Nothing to rave over, though niceenough for people of a certain age.PLAYHOUSE: A good- dramaticwar play, "The Man Who Stayed atHome." An excellent cast with anexceIIent theme, well worth seeing, ifyou Iike good melodrama. Last twoweeks.POWERS: David Warfield in hisgreatest success, "The Music Master."No need for comment on the greatestactor of his generation. He grips youall through, and though he producestears, it is a pleasure to cry withsuch an incentive as Warfield. Therest of the cast is rather poor, butwho cares with David there! Last'twoweeks.PRINCESS: John Drew and Mar­garet Illington in the revival of SirArthur Wing's famous comedy, "TheGay Lord Quex." The most signifi­cant thing of the year, and a playwhich you cannot, as a self-respect­ing playgoer, fail to see. You mustknow the quality of the stars, and youshould have read (or assigned) theplay for English 40. .'STUDEBAKER: John CharlesThomas and others in a costumy andmusical saccharinity called "May­time," in which you see every onefrom your grandmother to yourselfand enjoy seeing them. If you are adance hound, you can learn "Jump.T im Crow" by observing it here. :We pride ourselves in having collected an unusually large num­ber of novelties for our Spring Opening.Conservatism is the keynote-the predominating features beingquiet. rich tones.Blue and Military Grey Serge and Flannel will have a decidedcall-probably because most men look their best in these colors.Scotch Tweeds and Shetlands, Irish and Canadian Homespuns,Unfinished Worsteds. Saxonys-in combinations of new coloringsand weaves-will also be in demand.The season will soon be at its height. ,Why not drop in at any of our three stores. if only to postyourself on the styles that Will be worn by men of good taste thisseason � Patterns will be laid aside for future cuttings, if desired.Our Spring Overcoatings are especially fine.Swift's'PremiumOleomargarine OFFICERS' UNIFO� A SPECIALTY-Made in48 hours if required..�Tailor for Young Men{ 1 N. LA SALLE STREETThree Stores 314 S. MICHIGAN AVENUE11 E. MONROE STREETDelicious on bread,excellen t: for cookingand baking. Packedin sanitary, one pound,cartons.SPECIAL ·FO:R STUDENTSSwift & Companyu. s. A. Our 50c Manicure for 25c. and ReducedPrices on Other Work: Chiropody IncludedLOC_KWOOJ:)1438 East 51th Street P.A:RLO:RPhone Hyde Park & 112GilletteSafetyRazorHave You Seen the Ne.w GillettesSpecially Designed for the �ighting �Uan?THESE models were designed by members of theGillette Organization who have seen service withthe Colors and know what the soldier is up against.Hundreds of officers and men are buying them-theU. S. Service Set in metal case, and the new Khaki­covered sets for Uncle Sam's soldiers and officers.The Gillette is the one razor for the man who :s do­ing things-the one razor with world-wide uce andreputation. 'W-hen a man wants new Blades he can get them atany Post Exchange or Y. M. C. A. Hut-here inAmerica or Overs cas. .Our Paris Office carries stocks-is constantly sup­�........ plying the American Expeditionary Forces. Gi11e�� •• -=�=-=-'_ Safety Razors and Blades on sale everywhere InF'rance, England, Italy and the Eastern battle fronts.. The Army of the United State«Is Shaved Clean 'No matter how a man sbaved before he went into the Service, he is pretty sure tocome out of the war a Gillette user.The first thing he'll note among his camp mates is that more of them' are shaving. with th� GiIlet� than with all o.ther razors put together.. 'He II see GIllette users l� hIS squad lather up, shave clean, splash _t�e soap of!, tuckthe razor away, and be standing at attention in the inspection lme-all In five minutes,When he gets Overseas, everything is the GiI- itself under' extreme conditions-c-as no otherJette, from the left flank of the B�itish line in razor has or Can.. Belgium clear around through Franco '1n.-1 Italy It has thrown the spotlirrht on the Gilletteand on the battle fronts of the East, mades--on the Gillette principle of No Strop-Soon or late, every man who i:= (�-�)i��� things ping-No Honing-on t:19 Gillette idea of acomes to the Gillette. They hc\::�:_� b�cther. simple, compact shavinz outfit, no strops cTen million up and doing men ali CY;..T the world hones to clutter up the bt-on the Gillette CO.l-had discovered the Gillette before the War broke tention that a man's (h.ily shave should be anout. The war simply made the Gillette prove incident and not a ceremony. , ,•GILLETTE SAFETY RAZOR COl\IP ANYBOSTON, MASS., U. S. A.Gm�ttt� Stl('ty Raxor Company. of Canada, Ltd. Gillette Safety R.'17.or. Limited73 St. Alexander St., �ll)ntrcal 200 Great Portland St., London, W., EnglandGillette Snfctv Ra7.0r Societe Anonyme A. G. Michelcs11 Bis, Hue "..n Boetie, Paris, Jo'rail('C 53 Llteiny, Petrograd, RussiaVedova Tosi Quirino & FigliVia Senate, 18, ,Milan. Italy-r:,\;,iI', �.�. �r\, . "I', ' ,�'. - - �THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20,.1918 .Classified Ads.THE �AMPUS WHISTLEMotto: You toot tile line.1 worry and worry.Oh, how ,I worry.Exams are coming.I haven't studied all quarter..rve simply talked along.And talked and talked.I guess I better study now, hub?I will.You bet I will.I'll go to the gardens.And carry a horseshoe to class.DRAl\IAHScene: In front of stately old Cobbhall at the University of Chicago int�e year of 1918 A. D., at 10:80 A. M.,on a bright spring morning the daybefore examinations start.Pretty young freshman club girlwho has brown oxfords already:: Oh,Mr. Reber, let me take your picture.?lIr. Reber: All right. Whereshould I stand?P. y. f. c. g. w. h. b. o. a.: Oh, aboutten feet away.(She looks in camera and motionshim farther back.)Mr. Reber: How's this? (standingabout twenty feet away.) ,P. y. f. c. g. w. h. b. o. a.: Betterget back a little farther.(He does so, being now thirty feetaway.)P. y. f. c. g. w, h. b. o. a.: A littlefarther a way.Another prett:.,..' freshman club girlwho hasn't got her brown oxfords yet,but who has an Eton jacket withchecked gingham on the collars andcuffs, which is quite as stylish: Oh,wait a minute. I'll run in to my lock­er and get my camera and then we willboth snap him at once "and he won'thave to go back so far.LA CHAPEAU DE HYSTERICTypical club woman: My dear girl,don't go Esoteric.My dear girl: Well, I'm going.T. c. w.: Well, don't let them pickout your hats, then, anyway.. ONE beauty about going to theUniversity is that one can attend thelocal dances and hear the song playedand sung which has been suppressedby the government as not fit for pub­lication.THAT man at the University ofWashington who said that Uncle Samand a woman were just alike' becauseit takes both of them a long time toget ready and organized, but bothwere worth waiting for, never wait­ed for some of the women we know.'!Vith them it's a pure case of hewho'· hesitates is lost.TODA Y IN HISTORYMarch 20, 1913: John Jones cramsfor his exams.March 20, 1,887: John Brown cramsfor his exams:Woodlawn Trust• Saving •• ".k120,", EAST SIXTY-THIRD STREETr::::INEAREST BANKtoThe University of Chica,or::::IResources $3.000.000An Old. Stroo, Bank51Accounts of Faculty andStudents Invited.: tALCON:.n.nROVVform1it"���LAR�'�J., , .18 . ._.---cents4 �I.. "-;, �-:,,/-..� "'I-..'\, ', ,i).. -March 20, 1918: John Joseph crams Jack Bish�p, the prominent Kentuc:k-for his exams. ian yesterday.FAST LINE IN THE MAYROONOFFUSCHARLEY: Gee, you look happyor sick. I can't decide which.Us: Oh, Charley, the Esoterics aregoing to write us a Whistle nextquarter. M. SBINDERM�,TAILOR ·WE didn't have to think of a last 1114 East 55th St. Phone Mid. 6958�:.e today. Our professor did it for SUITS TO ORDER $18 Five cents per line. No advertise­ments for less than 25 cents. Ailclassified advertisements must beWe make Suits from your material at paid in advance,reasonable pricesBest of Fit an� Workmanship, .I AM not permitted to divulge anyinformation in advance regarding thenature of your examination. FOR RENT-Single or double roomin flat with University women.Comfortable, reasonable rooms, con­venient to campus. 5620 Drexel, 3rdApt. 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