,� , .". .,Vol XV. No. 156. ",'; ., '_'t'''' :-;·'t�t .� . -L r , " ... /':.-: �/: �:. : � �'(�." .. "'.�.,. �.:'I>: I . .If" �': - v: ':;""� ' • .....t;.: I,.;"., \ • �\ .. ..,., <I( ..... l'':.. ;lIJ."- 'r " � ••UNIVERSITY OIP CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6,1917. ", r.�-"Price Fi.e Ceilta; -WILL HOLD ANNUALCONFERENCE TRACKCONTEST SATURDAYSeventeen Universities And.Col­leges Will Compete In MeetOn Stagg, Field.169 ATHLETES ARE ENTEREDChicago, Illinois, And Mississippi AreFavorites-To Give Receipts ToY. 1\1. C. A. War Fund.Seventeen universities and collegesin the middle west 'Will take part inthe seventeenlth annual Conferencetrack and field meet to be staged onStagg field Saturday. From ·this list,Chicago, Illinois, and Missouri standout as the big guns, one of which iscertain to capture the meet. Pickinga winner in this trio is practically 'im­possible with the 'three teams so close­ly matched, and the other schools cut­ting in here and there for points.One hundred, and sixty-nine athletesare in the List of entries announcedyesterday by Secretary Brundage.T,he war has already claimed a con­siderable number of men from sehoolswho are entered and is, moreover, re­sponsible for the withdrawal of Wis­consin and Minnesota from partici­pation in athletics this spring. De­spite this blow, the event is sure tobe. a hotly contested affair and' no onedares figure the points until the re­sults of the javelin, the last event, aree ;_: " Maroons Are Favorites._� .' \,--Coach ,Stagg's team 'takes its placeas a slight favorite in the aop,e sheetowing to the large number of indi­vidual stars who are certain to place.The IIlini have a better rounded ag­gregation, capalble of capturing moreseconds and thirds.J The results of thedual meet with the Maroons Satur­day, 'which went to Coach Gill's ·teaJJ1by -a score of "130 to 4�0, cannotserve as a basis �on wmch to judgethe comparative strength 'Of'the teamsin a Conference contest. h, Simpson,of Missouri, must ,be giv�-a 'firsts inboth the high' and low hurdles, thuscutting Ames out of two firsts whichhe scored against Chicago'. Hoyt, of,Gronnell, and Butler; of Dubuque, arethe best bets for first il'l the century,while Coughlin, of Notre Dame, maydefeat Vedder of Illinois in the jav­elin.Missouri awes its place among thebig trio to "Bob" Simpson, who iswithout question the world's greatesthurdler and heralded by Missouriansas the foremost all-around athlete in,the West. In addition to the hurdles,(Cowtim&ed OIl page 4)HELEN McKINNEY WINSPRELIMINARY CONTESTHelen McKirmey defeated IMargue�rite Hewitt in the only match of thefourth round of the women's tennistournament .which has been played.The unplayed matches are: AgnesMurray vs. :Janct Anderson; Bar.bara:\liIler vs. Eleanor Atkins, EloiseSmith vs. Ruth Haass. The semi­finals and finals should be played to­morrow at 6 in order thai the cupmay � presc;nted to the champion atthe W. A. A. Spring banquetWomen T� Submit Names.The "otmn .... ho P4n to ��bqli�plan for � Fresbm�n F�ol�� hav�beeo. asked to $COd 'h�r �lJles �lJdSUlIl=t ad�� ,tQ �ranli� �9-bens, 5S15 Comell avenae. The Iprogram for the. dinner andmeeting of the Beta of Illinois' chap­ter of Phi Beta Kappa is now prac­tically complete. The dinner, which isbeing given in honor of Prof. CharlesAndrews Huston, Convocation orator,and Ws wife, Margaret Davidson Hus­ton, will ibegin promptly at 7 Mondaynight, June 11, in the Quadrangleclub.Prof. Frank Justus Miller, of tibedepartment of Latin and Dean in theJunior colleges, will deliver the greet­ings to the guests of honor. Prof. Mil-1er ds the president of this chapter andAssociate Prof. Francis W. iSheparo­son, of the department of History, Isthe secretary. Responses will be made The following promotions wereto tlhe address of welcome ;by several. made: Associate Prof •. William Dra­probalbly Pro,f. Huston being .on�,_of p,er Harkins, .of .the., r:)epar,'tment .0;" .,. The men being examined for onethe speakers. ' �- Chemistry, to a professorship; As:'''_. majors credit will 'meet' in Kent 16Will Elect Officers. sistant Prof. Henri C. E. .David, .of and wi1l 'be questioned on the Infan­The banquet is also the annual the Department of -Romanee Lan- "try Drill Regulations, from para-meeting of the chapter. Officers will guages and Literatures, to an asso- . ', graph one to two hundred and fifty-make their various reports, following ciate professorship, and Assistant I, seven. Emphasis will be placed onWhich new officers wiiUlbe elected. In Pro.f. Frank Nugent Freeman; of thearm, signals, duties of various offi­addition to fbeing a reception to Dr. Department of Education, to an as-and Mrs. Huston, who are both mem-. -.. sociate professorship . cers, and duties of non-commissioned- officers in dose, and extended order,bers of ltihe Beta of Rlinols cha�er. The following instructors were Knowledge of the precise executionthe meeting will serve as a reception promoted to assistant professorships: of the school of the squad will alsoto new Phi Beta Kappa. members. Harold O.rdway' Rugg and William 'be required. The Morse c.' ode is ;e­Cards have been sent out to members Scott Gray, of the Department of Edu- commended but not considered ne-asking for reservations Iby June 9. tion; \Villiam Garrison Whitford, ofAt the close of the dinner, meetling the Department of Design, Schooland reception, those present will go to of Education; Ethelwyn Miller, ofthe Convocseion reception in Hutchin- the ,Co]]ege of Ed1ucatiotf; and Cora C.son hall. This reception is sdheduled Colburn, of the Department of Hometo last from 9 to 11, and Dr. and Mrs. Economics:Huston are the guests of honor..Regarding Prof. Huston, the June WOMEN'S COUNCIL TOnumber of the Alumni Magazine HOLD FINAL MEETINGprints: ''Charles Andrews Huston,A. B., 1902, J. D., 1908, Dean of theLaw School of Leland Stanford, J�.,UniverSity, will be the Convocationorator on June 12-the first holder ofthe bachelor's degree from rthe Uni­versity of Chicago to act as Convoca­tion Orator.Is Of Canadian Birth."Just note that Brother Huston bybirth is Canadian; by original profes- Unsettled weather today, with show­sion theme-reader, like us; graduated ers and thunderstorms; fresh shiftinginto debatting coach; stadied law. winds.Which had always been his inteIrtion; ================took his Juris Doctor with high hon­ors; married Margaret Davi�son, '03(they met in the English office) andthen went out to Stanford to teach thecoast idea how -to organize a case."He has gone rapidly up the hillsince; and was one of our first .J. D.'s'to -become a Dean in a Law school, ashe is our first Convocation' orator�appropriately, on his fifteenth gi-adu-ation anniversary." - Harkins Is Made Professor.•••••••••••••••••••••••••• ANNOUNCE THREEAPPOIITMENTS ANDEIGHT PROMOTIOIISOWL AND SERPENT ELECTIONSThe following members of the classof 1918 were initiated into the orderof the Owl and Serpent last night a.tthe Hyde Park hotel.Carleton Bachman Adams.Art1hur Alois Baer.John Wells Banister..Sherman Oliver Cooper.Charles Seeger Cottingham.John Milton Coulter.John Glenn Guerin.Hans William Norgren.John Nuveen, Jr.Frank Edwin Pershing. '-. University Board Of TrusteesNames Gray College Of·Education Dean.NORTHRUP MADE PROFESSORHarkins, David. Freeman, Rugg,Whitford. Miller, Gray, and Col- •burn Are Advanced.• •••••••••••••••••••••••••ARRANGE FOR PHI BETAKAPPA BANQUET MONDAY -William Scott 'Gray, assistant Deanand instructor in the college of Edu­cation, has 'been given an assistantprofessorship and been made Dean ofthe college hy the Board of Trusteesof the University. At the same timethey announced three other new ap­pointments and eight' promotions.George Tyler Northrup, of the Uni­versity of Toronto, will tbecome As­sociate Prof. of Spanish Literature.Mr. Northup took the degree of Ph.D.in the University in lW6. (Mr. GeorgeVan Biesbroeck will be assistant pro­fessor of Practical Astl"onomy. He hasbeen teaching that subject in the Uni­versity as a visiting professor from theRoyal Observatory of Belgium. Benja­min F. Bills, who received his de­gree of Ph.B. at the University in19111, and J.D. in 1914, will be Instruc­tor in the IL1M' school and in the De­partment of Political Science.Illinois Chapter Completes Plans ForReception In Honor Of Dean Hus­ton And Wife-Miller And Shep­ardson To Sl?eak.The Women's Administrative coun­eil will hold an important meeting thisatfemoon at 4:30 in Ida Noyes, parlorA. As this Js the last meeting of the,year, all members' have been urgedto attend. •WEATHER FORECASTTHE DAILY MAROONBULLEl'IN.Today.Final cbapel, Senior colleges, 10:10,Mandel. .. ,.."Divinity chapel. 10 :10, Haskell.Public �ure, Associate Prof. JohnP. Good� 4:35, Kent 16.Junior Mathematical club, 4:35, Ry­erBOn 37.'P�i��:r club, 7 :45, qusics �1.Tomonow.Divinity: ch.,pe1., 10 :10, HaskeD.�,�,- 6':30 llut.chl1.soa cafe.W. A.'�� rifDJIei(6:3(Id�'N�r. .. ��·,·S :'l&:. a;! Ika��c--.' ,r. J!;��of '� : ��, .7.. " :,. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••REDUCES AGE LIMIT• OF CANDIDATES FORARMY AIR SERVICEWashington, D. C., June 5.-Presi­dent Harry Pratt Judson, Universityof Chicago, Chicago. Minimum agelimit for candidates for army air ser­vice has been reduced to 19 year.5.Assistance in getting this informationinto the hands of your ibest militarystudents will be greatly appreciated.The air service needs athletes who arequick-witted, punctual and reliable.Intelligent men accustomed to makingquick decisions are highly desirable.Men :w.ho can ride well, sail a fastboat, or handle a motorcycle usuallymake g�")d air pilots. Signed, Squires,Commandant of United States AirService.••••••••••••••••••••••••••WILL GIVE MILITARYFINAD EXAMS FRIDAYTo Question Privates And Non-Com­missioned Officers Fol"Two HoursIn, Kent- And Rosenwald-ReviewWork To Be Covered. j •Final examinations for privates andnon-commissioned officers in theUniversity unit of the .Reserve Offi­cers' Training corps will 'be held Fri­day at 2. ' Men taking work for gym­nasiurn credit only will not be exam-.ined and will .be graded on the basisof attendance. Commissioned field'officers, final appointments of whomwill be made today by i:\1ajor Bell,will . be examined tomorrow. Theywill help conduct the examinationsof other men. �cessary,1"0 Cover Drill 'Regulations.The examinations for the men tak­ing two' majors work in the depart­ment will cover the -entire InfantryDrill Regulatioris and will be givenin Rosenwald assembly. They.' will-include close and open order, arm sig­nals, semaphore, international Morse,schools of. the Ibattalion and the regi­ment, combat, principles, and thepoints of the manual of arms and, thenomenclature of rifles. Ability to .de­scribe in 'a general way the dutiesand responsibilities of any man in afull strength !battalion in any man­euver in close or open order, march,in camp or combat will he expected,AIr examinatio�s will last two hoursand will be given to men whose at­tendn'7:e has bee� regular.OFFER WOMEN SUMMER,COURSE IN FIRST AID,Women students in the Universityduring the Summer quarter will 'beoffered a course in First Aid to theSick and Injured. The course ,willconsist of lectJurcs. demonstrations.and a.ctuat' practice of First Aid meth­ods. It Will be givc!) under the gen­eral direction of JDean 'John M. Dod­son� 'M.D.: �ith the aid of a corpsOf �sist�g physjcians�" Th�s� 'c���p1etin'g' the :cOtirs'e' 'wt1l receive" theteFtifi�at�' � gk�n .,y ... tl!c: 'Ani�rica'riRed CrJss sQCit;�;" .,- .... , .. , .1 ••. ,. J'�:' � �. _." :. ... UNIVERSITY WILLHONOR AMBULANCECOMPANY TOMORROWPresident Judson And Profs.Miller And Bensley ToSpeak At Meeting.TO PRESENT GIFT OF WO�IENTwo Ambulances And Traveling Lab­oratory Will Be On ExhibitionIn Hutchinson Court.The University will hold a meetingin honor of the University of ChicagoAmbulance company- of the AmericanRed Cross tomorrow at 10:15 in MaD.del hall. The women of the University will :present to the unit a silkAmerican flag. A collection to payfor .this flag has been taken during thepast week under the management ofElizalbeth Walker.President Harry Pratt Judson wilgive the flag into the hands of CaptainClark. He will also deliver an aaJressProf. Frank J. Miller, of the depart­ment of Latin, and Prof. Robert RBensley, of the department of Ana�omy, will also speak. It is in theAnatomy building that preparationsare now being made for departurewhenever the order comes from headquarters in Washington.To Exhibit Ambulances. ,�Two . ambulances of the twentywhich the unit 'Will have in Franceare now on the campus and will 'be onexhi!bition tomorrow in Hutchinsoncourt, The' thirty:-three hundred dollar traveling laboratory, which hasjust been, given to the company, willalso be there for Inspeetion, All ofthe cars will bear the official insigniaof the unit; which are United States,University, and Red Cross emblemscombined.WI!LL GIVE WAR LECTURESC. And A. School To Offer Soc:iaI,-, ' sUvic�' Ta1k�,' , ...Another series of social servicelectures on "Phases of War Time. Social 'Work," will 'be offered duringthe Summer quarter under the auspices of the School of Commerce andAdministration. "The department recently concluded a series on "Typesof Social Work." The purpose of'the lectures will be to give a," insight into the relations .of the differe nt types of 'philanthropic service tothe social problems of war time.'The sUbjects of the lectures asplanned at the !present time are asfollows: "The Civilian Functions ofthe Red Cross." "The Responsibil, ity of the Community for the .Soldier'sFamily," "The Protection of Infant iLife," "Lessons from 1:\lexican M'obiJization," '�Canada's Care for the Soldier's Family," uMedical Agencies inRelation to Sodal Service." "'Re-edu­catiotJ of the Handicapped Soldier,'1Protection of \Vorking Children,""Emergenty Relief in Disasters OtherThan \Var.'· and U\Voman's Work in\Var Time.' ..'�ANNOUNCE SCHEDULEFOR EXAMINATIONSFinal examinations for the springquarter WI11 �e held as follows:' 3:40Classes, MOnday, 2-5; 8:10 classes,Wed�esday, '9:1!>-12:15; 9:15 claSSeS,Thursday,' 9:15-12:15; 10:45 dasses,Friday, 9:�5-12:15; 11:50 cla�e.,W�Desdaj, '2-5;' 1£30 cJ�ses, 'l'hUrs­daf,'2-S;-alld �2:S5 'claSseS; ''Friday; U...,#t.:� '\,_ � ,._ __ . ,- '_/. r •. ,I, • THB DAILY IIAItOON. WEDNESDAY, JUNE &. 1917.I .Illr ,lIailg _aroou� St1adeAt Ne ... pa�r of The t7my.aU7of CblcacoPubllshed mornings, except Sunda,. andKonda,., during the Autumn, Winter andSpring quarters 1.1,. The VallI YarooDcompan,..Arthur A. Baer, '18 ........•••. PresidentCharles C. Greene, '19 •••••••••••• Seeretary(1'. Claire Maxwell, ·19 •••••••••••• TreasureIEDITORU.L DEP.ARTlIE�T�hur .0\.. Baer, '18 ..•..• YanaJ:inJ: EditorCharles C. Greene, '19 .•.••.•••• News EditorRoJand Holloway, 20 .••••••••• NIJ:ht EditorLewis Flsber, "_'0 •••••••••••••• Day EditorJohn Josepb. '20 •••••••••••••• Day EditorHarold Stansbury, '20 •••.•••••• On,. EditorWade Bender, ·IS .•••.•.... Athletics EditorBUSINESS DEP.illTllEN�F. Claire Yaxwt>ll, '19 ..•• Buslness Manager.l -, ASSOCIATE EDITORS'.eona Bachrach. 20 Rutb Genzberger, '19"'Cobert Cameron, ':!O Albon Holden, '1�� .. u. .�k(>uau, '18 Helen Ravltcb, '2CW1lliam Morgenstern, "_lOEntered as second class mall at the Chi­HItO Postotttce, Chicago. Illluois. Yarcb 13.1906. under .o\.ct or Yarch 3. 1813.By Carrier $2.:;0 a year; $1 a quarter.By !\Ian, $3 a year; $1.2S a quarter.Editorial Rooms ...•.•.••.••••..•..• ElUs 1�Telephone Yldway 500. Local 162Business Office ....•.••••••••••••.••• EllIs 14Telephone Blackstone �1� •• 7. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6, 1917_'W. WHAT IS AN EDITORIAL?An editorial is a sincere avowal ofan individual's faith. It should neverbe the result of a moad, ibut of finnprinciples founded upon real thoughtand feeling. It is the declaration of:l creed of action or of life. It is onephase of. aelf..presentation, except thatit always endeavors in some mannert-ither to inspire, to aid, o� ,to con-struct; .The single faith of the presentwriter is in the god of sleep. With,such a faith he can neither inspire,aid, nor construct. He drops his penwearily, and slouches out into therainy night, hoping quite hoPelesslythat his readers' will pardon his de­linquency, that the linotype man willpardon his tardiness, that the heavens. will pardon his utter absence ofthought-and that no one will loseany sleep.NEWS OF THE COLLEGES.Research 'Work, in the pSY'Chologydepartment" of the ,University ofMichigan has divulged the fact that.., far the greatest number 0{ thefreshman class prefer green aboveall other colors. Blue and yellowcame next in the voting.The library of the University ofTe,cas reports that 100,000 reserva­tioo slips have been used by studentssince the last of December. The av­erage number of slips used in a Yearhas been estimated at 250,000.Twn ambulance units of thirty-sUeroe11 each were raised within a weekat the University of Pennsylvania.Ea(;h unit has twenty-four drivers.'t"'"O orderlies, two clerks, two COoks,twO ,mechanics, one chief mecllanic,t�O corporals and a sergeant. I They'WIll leave for France within OJ fewc»ys and a third unit ,is now beingrai.5ed., That four terms totaling eleven'ardPtn� be substituted for the presentJWO scmest�rs lasting nine months isthe suggestion fOl" intensive schoolwork at the University of Washing­torf. .'- war emergency committeerrcclltly met .and drew up a series ofrecommendatIOns ior increase" �_. duri , "eulcU�flCY urrng war time "Ever. . y manpo.,,�rhle on the campus next fatl!" isthe slo�a� w�ch has been a<toPt�dhy the \'v ashlO�ton administrat' IOn.. Following �ovcrnment orders call­tng f�i rec::rult� to fill the third am­bu.lan.c� unit at the UniverSity of�flchl�an , an office was opened on.. the campus where appli1:aonts co ldsign. Ent:stments for the first tU• • \\TOuniversity units arc nearly cotnlpletc.Students at Michigan had the op­portu:lity of e�ressing their opin­ion on 'the honor system, by signing a creed drawn' up by a group of stu­dents on the, campus who aim to cre­ate the 'hOlnor' spirit. A large, num­ber have taken advantage of thechance to express themselves andha ve signed the creed.University girls, at Minnesota, tak­ing nursing courses may be calledupon to serve as assistants in theMinnesota base hospitat which willgo to France or RUSSIa with the hos­pital. The assistant nurses will !pro&­ably sign for three years work.Columbia university has installedthe first college auxiliary of the RedCross at Teachers college, with an in­itial membership of about five hundredwomen. The auxiliary is devoting itsenergies to preparing the women togive instruction in bandage makingand in the making of the standardgarments required ·by tbe Red Cross.The University of Pennsylvania has2,130 men enrolled in the Reserve Of­ficers' Training corps.Ohio university bas 'been selected bythe War Department as one of the sixuniversities in the country to offer in-,struction in aviation. The other uni­versities are Illinois,' California, Tex­as, Cornell and -Massachusetts of Tech­nology.Harvard university graduates havebeen called 'on to contribute $100,000to equip and train a special Officers'Reserve traifiing camp.�!�te university has been cl�sedbecause so many of the students haveentered government service that dt wasimpossi.ble to continue instruction.The University of Cornell bas Ibeenallowed an appropriation of $350,000by the state for a-drill hall and. ar­mory jto be oecopied'!by the' Cornell'Reserve Officers' Training corps uponthe opening of ·the university .in thefall.The University ()f Wisconsin' .basover one-fifth of the stndent; body en­tered in war serviee,Four ambulance units from Yale,Princeton, Harvard and, Marietta(Ohio) UDiversities, numbering 320men, sailed recently for France to doservice with the French 'army. Theunits took with 'them complete outfits,for four ambulance hospitals, hi addi­tion to equipments for field hospitals,including medicines, instruments, andbandages. The mebers expect to beaway six months.The University of Pennsylvania basmore. than 350 undergraduates andalumni enrolled m the Dental Beservecorps of �e Army and Navy.. The Universitp of Pennsylvania basnearly 1,000, undergraduates enrolledin some branch of the governmentservice.The Columbia university trainingbattalion of 1,400 is soon to' become aunit of the state militia.The University of Wisconsin recent­ly held a registration of ,students forsummer war service. 4,000 undergrad­uates signified their intention of. en­tering the work.The 1,199 men of the Reserve 'Offi­cers' Training corps of Harvard uni­versity were reviewed before a crowdof 10,000 spectators recently hy Gen­'eral Edwards, commanding the North-eastern department.Arrival in England of the HarvardMedical School unit, cfficially knownas Red Cross Base Hospital No.5,was announced Wednesday in a cable­�ram to Chairman Davison of the RedCross War Council. This uni.t is com­manded !by Major Patterson, of theArmy Medical Oorps, with Dr. Cush­ing as director, and is the second toarrive of six base hospitals ordered toFrance by the A'tnencan Red Cross.It ineludes' a score of surgeons andphysicians, 65 nurses, and 150 enlistedmen of the Army Medical Corps. Wh. YReady - Made ClothesWhenus that isa selection ofover SOO patterns, no two alike, for,..about the same price that you mustpay for ready-made clothes?you. can buy a suit frommade for YOU, from.'IT YOU want individual clothes, andnot the same style that everybodywears; just a little different from theother fellow's, and that is what weaim to give you.'IT Ask the boys; they will tell youwhat kind of clothes we make.FOSTER & ODWARDCorrect Dressers of Men7th floor Rep�lic Builc1ia4CHICAGO State -aad Adams Streetst.AN ESOTERIC DOCUMENT. /BY CHARLES STERN"Dollars and Sense"By aDd With Alan BrooksIn his curtain speech at the pre­miere of "Dollars and Sense," Mr. Al­lan Brooks exPressed the hope that hemight .not be thought conceited in pro­ducmg bis own Play. I am sure thatIt was not conceit which impelled .Mr.Brooks to make his own !production. Ithink that necessity was the motiveforce. This is not meant to be a de­rogation of Mr. Brooks's genius, whichso far as my knowledge goes, may beof a very high order indeed. That ge­nius, however, as people 'remark oftheir mildly erratic relatives, is pe­culiar. Although "Lollars and Sense", is a remarkably diffuse expression otits author's gifts, it nevertheless pos­sesses ,that crypt:c qua.l;ty which failsto appeal to the managerial se�e.I usually like to take my ftadersinto my confidence with respect to theplot -of the opus under review. Butthis morning the highly idiosyncratlequality of Mr. Brooks's writing com­pels me to berak my rule. Althoughthe author-actor-producer has gener-lusly allowed himself over three hourswherein to elaborate his thesis, "Dol­lars and Sense" remains an enigma.I imagine, however, that to Mr.Brooks his document ds highly intel­ligible for at the premiere the key­n��e of his behavior was that singularmodesty which :is Indicative of com­plete self-satisfaction.With that prodigality to which Ihave already referred, Mr. Brooks haslavished upon bis work enough wordsto equip at least two ordinary plays.Hi� arrangement of his words, ·his technique, df you will, is a simple mat­ter, Being chief actor in his play,Mr. Brooks, not incomprehensibly, hasallotted to himself about eighty-fiveper cent of the eenversation. The re­maining fifteen per cent he has divid­ed among as many players. so thatthe stage ·may not be ·unoccup1edwhen he absolutely must have abreathing spell.It. is apparent that Mi"'. Brooks's isno ordinary play. The events whichtake place therein are passing strange.Among the' high lights of the per­formance is a dead woman who wasnot dead at all, but quite alive, Atthe end of the second act, a youngman turns loose his game wardensupon a poacher. After the lattp.r hasbeen killed, the young man Jeams thatthe poacher is an escaped convjct, hisfather. The young man had alwaysthought his father was dead. But itwas not true. Like the woman in thefirst act, he had 'been liv:ing all thetime. And so _it 'goes. I congratu­late Mr. Brooks for having stoppedat the end of three hours. There isno available reason why he should nothave gone on forever.!\tr. Brooks's task is the impersona­tion of a sophistical boor, a type whichhe represents with marvelous fidelity.So compendious is his public and pri­vate philosophy that he has a maximprepared for every conceivable occa­sion." Of love, of marr;lge, of women,he speaks slightingly-with tbat ami­able crassness which he cultivated dur­ing his long vaudeville career. Manysharply unexploding epigrams does hevent upon the larger problems of mor­nlity :rnd religion. So sw:ft and sub,...tle is Mr. Brooks's ve1'lbal fusillade that,although I felt the impact t cou�a not grasp the import. Aware of his spec_. ,tators' limitations with respect tomental agility. Mr. �rooka emphaai'l-eShis points by' winks, grunts, and apitiless �ugging. Many, there w�rewhose wits were sharpened by Cese . '7� ;simple means. •The chief of :the satellites revolvingaround the lustrous Mr. Brooks isMiss Willette Kershaw; acting thecyrJical young lady she impersonatesevery season. Miss Kershaw, feelingan explicable aloofness from her sur­roundings, has not given "Doltars.andSense" that intensive study which soesoteric a document demands. Nordo the other players behave as if theyknew what they were about. Theycome on and go off as _Mr.' Brooksdirects, but like your reporter, ·theyare completely mystified as to the sig­nificance of the proceedings.The settings and stage furnishingsof "Dollars and Sense" may best becharacterized by Macbeth's remark:c'This is a sorry sight."PROF. GOODE TO GIVEWAR LECrURE'TODAYAssociate Prof. John Paul Goode,of the department of Geography, willtalk on "Geograpical and EconomicFoundations of the Great War" thisafternoon at 4 :35 in Kent 16.Germanic Club Will Meet.The Germanic club win meet Fridayat 8 at the residence of Prof. StarrWillard Cutting, 1228 East Fifty-sixthstreet. Mr. Georgi will apeak on "DerGlaubensgehalt in Koerners Lyrik."Mriss Crosby will address tbe club onHerder'S II Auch eine Philoaopbie derGescbicbte." . TINT�I�A(�II,Ii'. IbANeI(irIIg'tiB...Charlie Stem, the originator 'Of the, Hunt and Peck system �f tylpewriti��Cap and Gown business managerswith crust enough to claim that they.are bankrupt.Ordnance department men who findtime to sleep.An athletics editor who does notpredict a ohampionship football year._____________ ., University men. desiring to enterthe ranks as :pr.i�tes..: T. E. H., 'the child editor, who usedto' play around thiS office 'with more .or less zeal, comes intO the office-Withone of his famous "gloom � looks" onhis rosy countenance.· ..Classified, ltds. "AIrt," says he; "£Or the-love of Johndon�t' let this man Skeeter go too farIh. e.ta ,per 1bIe." N ........ -. with me in contribuii�g � tb� line.". u...eet. for lea daaa 26..... '.AD 4'0," says Art, "where did -you ge't; _clUai&ed .adYel1l8aaeD� ... M the suit?"" . .: paid. in adyuce. " '"As I was saying;" chimes in the, F;OR RENT _ SUMMER' SEASON;.' youngster, �ateb this man Levin 'lnclt 'a well fUrnished five roam. bunga- tell the _proofreader to be on guard," .low 69 miles from ChicagO on L8ke "0,". says. Vera, "isn't it cute?" .Michigan. ExeeH�ut batfling �acil- "'Please, Art," begs T. E. H.:, "watehitieS, ete. For further information,' Skeeter." ." . ..::�'] . apply L. B. Malecki, 3S5 'So: Wa- ' "O," says -Charlie Stem, the childj'" bash Ave. • r-• critic, "look at the pockets.". ; , "I'm talking about Lewn."LOST-BETWEEN COBB AND. "0," S2..;rS Newman, "let me see .thePress, on Friday, flat beaten silver belt." .. .J pin in shap� Of. lizardr,valu.�bl� ;\s "Listen to me, wUl you?"a keepsake. Finder \;please fc�urn "0:' says Cassius Greene, "and long:.> to Information' Desk' at Cobb.' trousers, too." '-L And Harry blushes and !'Ushes.'i.' A GOOD GUITAR FOR SALE ATa very low priee.. For further in­formation, see Miss Treat, Room890, Emmons Blaine Hall or PhoneH. p. 6813.'!'he CIGARE'ITE_YOU have been looklDg forA Wonderful Blend Thal WillPlease You20 for 20cGINITA CIGARS"'" a.....,.II ...................THE HAIIWOIID ,TYP£WaITJlt co.,. W. M.cIiN. Sto ' ew ....P R INC.E .: 8 S'Pop. Matsr Thurs. "and .Sat, '$1.00FRANK KEENAN,'(Himsp.)f)IN-rHE PAWN''''A Real 'Thriller-Special SJUDDlerPriees. .WANTED - SEVERAL YOUNGwomen from the U . .,f C. to fill gap.;8pecial emergency service in coun­try; ,6 ,to $8 per day for those ae­eepted. Call 6120 Greenwood Aft.AN INTELLIGENT PERSQN lIA Yearn $100 monthly correspondingfor newspapers; $40 to $50 monthlyin spare time; ex:perience unneces­.. r)'� no cannasing;: subjects sUI­gelted. Send for particulars. Na­tional Press Bureau. Room' 2515,Buffalo, N. Y.PATRONIZE OURAn'VERTISBR8". Comparative Mortality Rates�Recorder's Valley, June 5.-Acco-rd-,ing to Field Marshall Wright, chieffofStaff, the highest mortality rate dls­covered in all departments in the fam­ous Battle of the" Degree' is in -the' C.and A. regiment. According to thefigures the average life of the :privateill the front row is 37 minutes, whilethose in the second, third and fourthrows live from one hour ,to ewo days,according to the strenuousness of thefight. The high death rate is causedby the constant' fire of a 'high '�eedmimeograph, which is said to Itur anaverage man at a distance" of fortyyards. Numerous applications fortransfer to other branches. of the sere,'vice indicate the horrible sieve'which these brave recruits m1J6t \In­dergo. The Lit school hospital corpsreports that .it takes from one to threeyea_"'B to heal the wounds received inthe C. and A. service. The mortality, rate is said to jbe decreasing, however.", ," ,.Abe In Again.AIbe was in trouble again. His Wau­pun pushmobile refused to PUlll", andAbe was out in front whirling thecrank around. A lonesome' little news­boy stopped by the Sigma Chi house, �looked at the domicile and smiled, andthen turned to .Abe, saying:"What's the matter, mister, won't'it play?", --/Campus Wonders.'A draft is eoming" out of the .reg­ister.A Brilliaat Failure.And I don't 'want to catch cold.Seniors will kindly attend the beachp::rty today.Thank you.One Guess.WILL DEPOSIT COURSEB()f)K� WITH RECORDERThe Recorder's office requests thatall undergraduate students deposi-ttheir course books before the end ofthe quarter, with entries as designat­ed on pages 3 and 8. Students leav ....ing "t the end of the present quar­ter and wishing their grades mailed tothem, are asked to indude self-ed­dressed envelopes "bearing four' eentsin pOstage. \ '·THE�MAROON tEAMS USE'. -.)ls·hland QualitySPORTING GOODSand ATHL'ETIC CLOTHINGBACKED BY AN UNCONDmONAL GUARANTEESp_izrwooa.Just out'! '�hC;S Iai��ah� "� TheAshlaDdStore14· s. ..huIIA.ene· .ne.55th StreetStore(FerMrlyJeff .. '.)1211 E. SStia .MAROON ADSBRING' RBSUI,IS_, . /, . ..: " ,,.-i'. �.;�,\�:' ,- .. "';.�.�.::' ",:-." :' . ....".:.- ..� ': .......... ,'JA. � -�\.) :'':;. -:_ .» •_",,':'4 .1I.' .... '�'.��,�'. \...�.... -�. ,�h'., .z. '.�•• /e �.... -.' � �� ..... :.,.. ! ' ..� ':} ,: ......... .:Al High Cltus Store:sDo You Enjoy,Outdoor Sports?If,so. you like skating. andto .rhor oughly enjoy thishealthful. exercise you 'must·be �ecdy corsetted.'Y ou.rnust be comfortable.and.still.ycu want your figureto 'be �gm. 'meet all these requirements.There are models distinctlymade for "sports" wear, andeach model is a fashionable'shaping corset.Be fitted to yourReJ/em Co�et •.$3 and upEASY TO S'AVE.vAND WORTH SAVING.GET ONE OF OUR POCKET BANKS'AND SAVE A DIME A DAY.,Start a aavlnp a.ccount with thla 014MtabU.he4 national bank. The AT­mp department occuplea con.Tenlentquar.tera 'on the .treet level .r oarba11c!lng. The baDldnc houl'll d&11"."are from 10 a. m. to 1 p. m •• 8atur·. "ay. frem i a. m. to 1 p. m •.CORN EXCHANGENATIONAL -BA�KCapital, Surplu. and Profit.. '10,000,000.N. W: Cor. La Sall •• Dc!. Adam. 1Ita.}!, r.1_IIUllnnIIIIUHWlIUIIIIDlllllllmDlIl1lltlRIlIIIIDIIIIIIHI�I W oodlawD/ Trust �E �i & Savings Bank;I 1204 East Sixty-third Street i5' •i The NEARtsT Bank to ;'1 The Universit;-of Chicago IIE Resources $2,600,000 §An Old, Strong BankI.It will be a plea81U"e to ua. • GOD­TeDieace to you. if loti 'do- 1'0-• 'Ba�inI� ,.'Senior college-c-Mary Ingals,geb. Moulton.: �Junior college' - Mary ,Wright, Ja�e Davenport.Diving For Form.Se�io� coJleg�:Margaret. 'Wal!er­stein, Mary Ingals.'Junior coIlege___;Marion Llewellyn:Eliz abeth Ford.20 Yard Side' Stroke., '.Senior college-s-Margaret ,Ha!es,Mary Ingals., -Junior college-s-Esther; McLam,'Ruth' Huey, Frances Henderso� ...'100 Yard Any Stroke. ',the Tige�' star"Will lbe· eipected. 'toSenior college-e-Beatrice Weil, M;lr- ,plac� in the 220-yard dash aDd thegaret Hayes. . broad jump,. and may even go 80 far. Junior college - lMary Emily as to run the hundred. Duncan, a\yr:ght� Marian Llewellyn. .t' miler, Pi�_m, in' the broad jump andRelay Race., high jump, and Schulz, in the 'dash,Four members of each. team to be I w.ill be Simpson's chief ,supportersannounced. Chicago's dhances def>eiid upon theI recovery of Captain Fisher who hasURGEWOME.J."l TO SELL . been on the injured list for severalBOOKS TO EXCHANGE I weeks lWit1h a strahled lIDq,Sc]e. If ,'in. . _' -" --: -.' 'I ,condition, the Maroon star· is certainWomen who have old text books for to p�' in th� high jump and can besale have been urged to· leave them counted upon to grab �- second or thirdas soon -as possible at the College Ex- I in the vault. Graham, is the bestchange, which ,is ,main�ined 'by the I vaulte� among, the Big Nine schoolsLeague. Books that are in good con- , and may safely be conceded a fi!St.di�i�n are, '.sol� for tWo-thi�s �f �� I ?h. ica�o'� c�ief.st.re�g�.,. �owever, ��es,ongmal prIce. ' In the mlt"�le a��.long disttnce ��ts, with Tenney, � Jones, ·SJiyder,'FORl\IER UNIVERSITY 'Swett, and PQwe�- the:'roamstays.AIDES PLAN DINNER FeurerStein has neen going g� in• the d&s�� and �Y grab a �o� In,Former aides of the University will the century -and at 1east a third In thehold a dinner Friday at 5:30 in the 220-yard dash. Hi�ns will 'have asun parlor 'Of Ida Noyes. A 'business classy· field of men to COlD� againstmeeting will fol1ow the dinner. ' in the shot 'Put. but the Oklahoma gi-I ant �as ibeen patti. ng the bran;', pelletWomen G�ve Beach Party. aTo\� fo.rty-�our fe�t. qoli'as andBrelos wilt' take care of the discusAll women who entered the uni-I and hammer. 'versify from other colleges have ibeen 'To Give Reeeipts To Y. U. c. A.invited to a beach party this after- Tickets for �he meet arE; _l!ow 'Onnoon. Those who wish � attend will sale �� �!. �e��'� �f!ice,. �rtlettmeet �t 5:30 in Ida, �oyes. gym'l1'aSiutn. at $1 e� �l� r�me�p'�, '�� 4fn.'iir, l�i� �1l ��turnS! OT.et.\Q tile y. l!t.. � � 'W�r�li"'" 14'nnd. CCC" ibooks wm nOt' ad­mii· .. �tJd�i1& to � me<!t,··WfiQ "ismanag;!' f;'i- a -Conference -UOmmrtteeand entirely separate from local atb-leti�. ,_.,' .,NEWS' OF' THE COLLEGES.. .... _--- ",WILL HOLD SWIMMING 1_,MEET TODAY IN NOYES Th� announcement Iby 'Secre�ry ofWar Baker tlia't, the Govemmimt will''be unable; Ito' establish ,�� series ofjunior military camps through01!t theUnited States is expected; to mean arapid increase in enrollments at Har­vard in the R� O. T. C. It was thought.that many universities and collegesmight have junior camps federalizedand directed by the Governm�nt, sim­ilar to the Harvard camp, I})ut Secre­tary Baker's decision '-Will probablyboom enllstmentsiat Cambridge. Themotorcycle 'detachment of 'the. Har­vard R.' O. T. C. will make a shortpractice �rip this \ve�k-end, leavingCambridge on Saturday-at noon andreturning the following afternoon.'Tentage and blankets will be· taken'with the men. in automobiles. Thepurpose of the expedition is to famil­iarize �he .men with map reading.'Women To Swim, Dive. Plunge AndPlay Water Polo ThiS Afternoon­Miss Dudley To Entertain, 'AtBeach Party. .IAll University wOIllin have beeninvited to attend the first collegeswimming meet to <be held in IdaN' oyes tank which will take place' to­day at 4:30. There will be nine regu­lar e .... ents and an exhibition gameof water polo beuwe en two pickedteams. .Three places rwil! ,be given ineach event. First place will countfive. s�econd- three, and third one.The judges of the meet. will beHelen, Rockwell, t:\largarc;_t Bell andMrs, Alfred Alexander. Mrs. Alexandcr, nee Edna Kantrowitz, "I-l, start­ed women's team swimming at theUniversity. The starter of the ra­ces will be Katherine. Cronin. Fol-lowing the meet Miss 'Gertrude Dud'-' Ainong the nice exchanges of inter-ley, head of the Department of Physi- 'k national courtesies between the, Unit-,cal Education, will entertain the I cd States and frien�ly foreign nations'teams at a beach party. The entries I is the practice of sending cute littleIollow r ' bugs and insects, imbued with in-'I stincts ' of- true democracy, to otherPlunge for distance. �countries to eat up cute little foreignSenior co lleg e-e-Mary Ingals, Sarah ' .1., ' jugS, w .. i�h destroy the for�ig-n:.appleGriffin.. crop. This method of fighting insectJunior college-Frances Henderson, pests' With their" insect friends hasRuth Huey. 'been efficie�]y worked-out at Ohio20 Yard Breast Stroke. State by Prof. G. L. Metcalf of theSenior College-s-Angela Mou1ton,' department of zoology and' entomol-Louise Waggoner. ' . ogy. As .a result 'Of his experiments,jnmior college-Katherine Clark, ta:by flies answering+to the name of 'Ruth' Huey. ' . "Pipiza pisticoides," well packed incold storage, "\\'111 tbe shipped some time. piving For Objects, during the summer to Wes� Aus-Senio; college-c-Beatr ice wen.' An- tralia and Hawaii to feed upon theirgela Moulton. '. foreign . cousins of the insect· world.!Junior college- Elizabeth Ford. As Professor MetCalf expressesit, "AtRuth Huey. the present time of growing 'interns-40 Yard Any' ��oke. 'I tionalism, the flies are doing their"- rpart to keep pace with the progress ofSenior c{)llege�Margaret Waller-stein, ,Louis� Waggoner, Sarah Grif- I political economy and �ociology-:'fin. 'To Return Loan Books. -.Junior coil ege-e-j ari e ,Da�enport,Ruth Huey. ' '(.,,20 Yard Back S�oke. \ Books rented from the Alumni loanhbrary should be returned ,to- Harpel'An- �24, instead of M25, as' announced?esterday.EmilyTicket Committee To Meet. -The ticket committee for the W. A.A. Spring banquet will meet todayat 1 :15 in the trophy room in Ida, INoyes.I,WILL HOLD ANNUALCONFERENCE TRACK-CONTEST SATURDAY'( Continued jrOm' page 1)Zoolo�cal Club To Meet.The ZQological cllib will meet for I.. -------- .......>C.�., •..•_ ,... di�$iQl1 of '-The NatUre of ,the Dom�iria'nt 'Region' tomorrow at 4 :30 in Z�ItBAD mB ADV_IU...".. ology '29."" Tea will, be served at "-/; Bbtw� SetS' drink Coca�� .:' W:�Cqme 'wh�ei-' it, goes; "fo�-:there· s nothing that com­,": pares to it as a thirSt�quencherarid for delicious refreshment.Demand the lJft\uine by full name­rUcJtname. encouraso aubetitution.THE COCA-CoLA Co. ATLANrA. GAo2JCW]GREATEST ,IARAIJIS IN HISTORY OF TYPEWRITERS ToUnderwoods , .•.... $30 to �olivocs _. . . .. 25 to 4SL C. Smith 27 to 40RemiDctoDI 15.50 to 6SSmith-Premiers 16.50 to 45 fOJnihafe:5t:grtrAsiand other makes $10 .ad \11). b­pert r�pairinl" and robuildiac. Ky-'cry machine in perfect eORdi,iolland cuaranteed t"o years. Wesell to students OD ra.sy paY1l1.eats.Write for our liberal free trial of­fer and cut-rate prices .All '�lk'l Yr"wflter Co., ,1121 .. Olarbam St •• Phoae ClAt. 1035,ccGoa�bI.'What You Give For Any Present Shows Your Taste,Why Not Gi�e a Box of, GenUine' Old Fashioned Candy_ Pure, Practical and Pleasing. 'Now Exclusively on sale at 55th and University Avenue, Dellveries made.l,D �ll part. or the ,elty. It ItS WliUama, �ta pore ! ! ! t .," ",Ic;]'Tn' tboug�tle�s talker is like a_ .. �!blankcu1ridge. He'mak� a loudD. noise but �ever iu��th; �� r'"1\ ��� When you 'atop to think. It·. �little wonder tbat VELVET .. '80 eood. EVerT bit, of it baa - . .Ibeen � iIpttIfor two yean. ,[b.,------.iC·,------·iC·, .... -----·II:U[E!IIlIIIlUiiDiDWUiUiiiiiwuiiwlunmnnnmlDUDlluluwwllliunWillDE!�aIC!aec.b DOt counteniped may be repIacecIlf 10It.,ConaJeni for the colleze mazrtrn. ConsIdeiq the protectiOll afforded.cltzJc lDdividuaD,or with bia team. their�blulp!6c:aDl.. . '• tf=N "'10. S2O •• SO ... 'IOGat ......... .,so..,. _ .......... _ cIoUan·....... 'GIl �/rola � loCIII klli or �for , • ..,,�.lUt�uth· Nad)"b & KUlJnt IIttW Toac (ft� E!§... IU.lnRtII ............ UIdllUUlIIlUIllUUilommunmmnmuIIIIUldIUIIldUlWlM. Safer ThanCurrency to Carry.. afta beeD remarbcI __ taDdq 01.K. N. It Ie. TRAVEI.ER&' CHECKSD.... _... -�-, ..... - ..... -"'., ........... __ . __ � ............ � .. _ t ..