l. I. I r, U J,. II I II UII ,� , 1'1' �.kl r,: ,.' 'I " ." ••.I'Vol XV. No� 77. I "" ".- • "V - .. '! .. """V •.,at amenUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31,1917.•, , I ' AMERICAN STUDENTSHAVE NO CREATIVEPOWER-VAN NOPPEMBelieves University Men of Unit;ed States Are in Liter-ary Rut.•: I NOTES CONTRAST IN HOLLANDLecturer Cites Van Eeden as Exampleof Progressive Literary Student-Is Dutch Tolstoi.The creative ability of the students in American universities is absolutely dead, according to Prof.Charles Leonard Van Noppen, QueenWilhelmina lecturer of Columbia university, who delivered an addresson "Van Eeden, the Dutch Tolstoi,"before a public J1Iteting held yesterday at 4 :30 in Classics 10."I am traveling around the country at the present and I am in afairly good position to judge as .tothe condition of the American student. From my observations I cantruthfully say that the creative impulse of American students as far,as literary ability is concerned, isnil. We here in the United States,are supposed to be the pioneers inevery line. We are supposed tobe the creators of everything new.The young men. of this country hetween the ages"of twenty and' twen':"ty-five who are attending the universities are doing nothing new.Many are Not University Men."In the last generation it has notbeen the university men who accomplished anything in the literaryfield. Mark Twain, William DeanHowells and O. Henry certainly werenot university men. To be sure, acertain number of men in our universities have to follow in the lead ofstandard literary styles, to gain distinction in the field of scholarship.But for the ethers, we can offer noexcuses. They are in a literary rut.I do not believe that there are anypublications on any of the campusesof OU1· universities which are intended primarily for original work in poetry, drama or literary criticism ofany kind."I have noticed in contemporaryHolland a particular contrast. It isthe young men there, the students inthe universities, who are setting dieliterary fashions there. They arethe foremost critics. They are cheones who are carrying on the revolution against old litetary authoritiesan� traditions. I do not; believe thatthere is one one-hundredth of the literary interest shown in America thatthere is in Holland.Van Eeden. is Example."Van Eeden is at present an example of the. progressive literarystudent in the Holland of today. Hehas led in a revolt against traditionand rhetorical literature. From thetime that he was a boy of twentyhe has been a literary crusader in themovement for freshness in writing.He is the poet of restfulness, of repose. He is the poet of serenity. VanEeden, like Keats has a feeling forbeauty. With John Keats he believes that beauty is truth and thattruth is beauty. He has a keen sympathy with nature. His descriptions(Continued /r()'I'IJ fI4I1e 3), "r ,�, t',• I MAY CHANGE DATES FORINTERSCHOLASTIC MEETehairman Newman Sends Letters toHundred High Scho�s and Academies Concerning Preference forDay of Middle West Tournament.Letters were sent out yesterday bythe Interscholastic basketball committee to 100 high .schools and academies in the middle west requestingthat they state their preference betw e e n March 9 and 10, the dates originally set for the tournament, andMarch 16 and Ii, which have beensuggested by the towns in southernIllinois, Indiana and Wisconsin wherethe state or sectional championshipswill be 'decided on the former date. Ifthe later dates are selected by theleading teams in the middle west, thetournament will be held on Fridayand Saturday, March 16 and 17.The selection of the new dates willpermit the committee to select thereal champions in all the sections, andthe winner of the tournament in addition to winning the team bannerand individual gold basketballs willbe justified in claiming the westernprep championship. Besides winnersof, the state tournaments the Evanston, St. John's Military, Culver Military, Shattuck Military, Lake Forest and Wayland academies, as wellas the leaders in the Suburban andPublic High School leagues will beinvited to compete.To Make Competition Better."The change in dates will makethe class of competition a great dealbetter," said Chairman Ne�an yesterday. "When we set the originaldates we thought that the state championships were to b'e decided beforethat time. The responses receivedfrom our letters announcing the interscholastic indicated that a greatmany teams would come here insteadof competing in their state championships, but since wc started outwith the idea of inviting only thechampionship teams our, only coursewas to set our tournament after thestate affairs."FRENCH BARONESS TO SPEAKDaughter: of American Actor WillTell War Experiences.Baroness Huard, of Paris, France,will deliver and address on "MyHome on the Battle Field," beforea public meeting to be held underthe auspices of the French club tomorrow at 8:15 in Mandel.Baroness Huard is the daughterot Francis Wilson, the famous American actor. She is the wife of BaronH uard, a prominent French artist,who had some etchings on display atthe Allied Bazaar here-in Chicago.Baroness Huard's address will. beconcerned chiefly with her adventuresduring the first German advance into France in August 1914, when shewas forced to abandon her chateaunear Soissons. The baroness willsnow a number of views which shesnapped as she was fleeing just aheadof the German army.To Review Scientific Reports.Two reviews are included in theprogram of the meeting of the Zoological club to be held today at 4:30in Zoology 29. Benjamin Willier willreview Dantchakoff's work on spleenengrafted embryos. Albert Bellomywill report on the recent literature onalcoholized guinea pigs and poultry. DAY FOR PARENTS ISINNOVATION PLANNED� BY WOMEN'S COUNCILElaborate Program for EventIncludes Address by President Judson and Reception. NORTHWEST}"�N COLLEGEWINS BASKETBALL GAMEMaroon Tossers Lose Exciting Contest by Score of 31 to 25-BasketShooting of Naperville Quintet IsFeature.Coach Page's tossers lost an exciting battle to the Northwestern college five last night in Bartlett by ascore of 31 to 25. The Napervillequintet played a fast passing gamewhich together with some !of theclassiest basket shooting seen on the.Maroon floor this season, gave theman early lead which was maintainedthroughout the game.The Maroons started with Gentlesand Parker at forwards, Gorgas atA new university custom, Parents' center and Bondy and Rudolph atDay, is being planned as an annual d Th N th stern 011guar s, e or we c egeevent by the Women's Adrninistra- short passing game and clever foottive council. An elaborate program,which will include an address by work was too much for the VarsityPresident Judson, a reception, ath- guards, who on several occasions letletic events, and an inspection tour their men slip through the defense forof University buildings is being ar- baskets. Chicago led at the end otranged for the event, in honor of all the first five minutes 6 to 4, but three.parents of University students. The long clean shots by Stenger put thcfirst Parents' day will be observed visitors in the lead as the half ended.some time in May. No definite da tehas been decided upon. Clark Replaces Gentles.The morning's program will con- Clark replaced Gentles and Town-sist of organized tours of the campus, ley took Gorgas' place as the secondfor which student guides will be pro- period opened. Chicago started withvided. These tours will include a rush and soon added four points butvisits to classes and to -all campus the opposition immediately offset this'buildings, including the powerhouse advantage with two long shots fromand the 'press, which will be open for the middle of the floor. Bent relieved.inspection. Special arrangementswill be made to accorrsmodate the in- Rudolph at guard but with this ad-creased crowds at the various lunch- ded offense the Maroons could norooms, more than hold the Naperville aggre-.: Will Have Athletic Events. gation even, each team garneringFor those .intcrested in athletics, fifteen points for the half. Kastner,there will be events including bas- the Northwestern college center, madek�tball games, swimming and floor good use of fouls called on the Ma·work, in Ida Noyes and Bartlett roons, sinking five out of six freegymnasium. throws. The score:The plans for the evening program, � Chicago.which is to be held in Mandel hall.are more elaborate. President Jud- Gentles, Clark -. Right Forwardson will speak, after which the Dra- Parker """."'.'.'.'."'.'.-.'. Left Forwardmatic dub will present a play. J. B. Gorgas, ToWnley CenterCragun, director of the University ..Bondy _ _ Right Guardorchestra, has promised numbers by Rudolph, Bent _ _. Left Guardeither the orchestra or the band. The Northwestern College.faculty and alumni will also be rep- Stenger _ Right Forwardresented on the program. Following Givler Left Forwardthe performance, an informal -recep- Kastner __ ._. Centertion . will be held in· the Reynolds Hill _............................ Right Guardclub.Announce Committees. Dahm _ _ Left GuardBaskets-Stenger, 5; Givler, 4;The following permanent commit- Clark, 3; Gentles, 2 ; Kastner, 2; Hill,tees for the event have been op-pointed: 2; Gorgas, Townley, Bent.General Arrangements-Lucy Wil- Free throws-Kastner, 5; Townley.Iiams, chairman; Mary Lois Brown,Harriet Curry, Arline Falkenau, Florence Gorton, Helen Olson, BarbaraSells, Eloise Smith, and Dorothy"White.Evening Entertainment-JeannetteRegent,· chairman; Marian Glaser,Margaret Chase Going, )OIargaretLauder, 'Pauline Levi, Margaret 'MacDonald, Margaret Monroe, RoseNath, Esther Thayer and Helen Westcott,Publicity-Florence Kilvaryvchairman; Florence' Fake, Ruth Falkenau,Lucile Kannally, Florence Lamb,)Iiriam Libby, Dorothy )Olullen,Irene Okebcrg, Helen Souther, and,Helena Stevens.AFFAIR TO BE HELD IN MAYStudent Guides to Be Provided forOrganized Tour of Campus-Powerhouse Will Be Open.Hitchcock Architect to Speak.)Olr. C. H. Perkins, architect ofHitchcock hall, , v ill speak beforeresidents of the hall Friday night at10 in the Hitchcock library.Hold Field Trip Saturday.The Social Service department ofthe Y. )of. C. A. will conduct a fieldtrip Saturday at 9 to the South Miltsof the Illinois Steel company. WEATHER FORECAST.Partly cloudy.northwest winds. Moderate to fresh PARLIAMENT MEMBEJtWILL GIVE LECTUREAGAINST SOCIALISMHonorable Francis Neilson toTalk Under Auspices ofSocialist Society.IS ENGLISH LIBERAL LEADERCollaborated in Play With VictorHerbert-Was Connected WithRoyal Opera Company.The Honorable Francis Neilson, M.P., of England, will speak on "TheCase Against Socialism" Monday at4 :30 in Harper assembly room underthe auspices of the . IntercollegiateSoclahst society.Mr. Neilson is 'a leader among theadvanced Liberals in England andeditor of the Democratic Monthly.He was for three years president ofthe English League of Taxation ofLand Values. In addition to engaging in politics, he is an author andplaywright of distinction. He hasspoken at the University before theauspices of the Woman's Peace party.He is now making Friday nightspeeches at the Little theater.Speaker is Playwright.Francis Neilson came to the United States at the age. of nineteen. 'Theacceptance of some of his writings bythe Dramatic Mirro� and the Theater magazine led to his connectionwith Frohman, Gillett and others.With Victor Herbert he wrote "PrinceAnanias," At the invitation of EarlDeGray, he became connected withthe Royal Opera company of CoventGarden, London.His acquaintanceship there withHenry George led to the inaugurationof hie; political career. Sympathizingkeenly with the economic strugglesof the English working people, he.joined the Liberal party and has beenfor thirteen years. one of its leaders.His return to the United States wasoccasioned by the strain of the war,.which caused him to suffer a physical breakdown and made his doctorsorder him to America for a vacation.He plans to occupy his time while inthis country by lecturing in the interest of democracy.Purposes are PracticalLouis F. Post, assistant secretaryof Labor, has said of ,Mr. Neilson:"I know of no better fundamentallydemocratic official nor any man whospeaks more interestingly. He is reasonable, persuasive, convincing, andstirring as a speaker. His thought isclear and honest, and his impulses areideal, while his purposes are practical." '.THE DAILY MAROONBULLETIN.TODAY.Black Bonnet elections, 10:10, Lexington 14.Chapel, Senior colleges, 10:10, Man-delDivinity chapel, 10:10. Haskell.Public lecture, 4:35, Classics 10.Zoological club, 4:35, Zoology 29.Junior Mathematical club, 4, Ryer-son 37.Philosophy club, 7 :45, Classics 21.TOMORROW.Chapel, college of Commerce andAdministration, college of Education, 10:10, Mandel.Divinity chapel, 10:10, Haskell.Y. W. C. L., 10:10, Lexington 14,Faculty of college of Education,3 :30, Blaine 205.Physics club, 4:35, Ryerson 32.Kent Chemical society. 8, Kent 20.French club, 8 :15, Mandel Graduates to Give Dinner.All graduate women ,ba\'e becn invitcd to attend a dinner to be given.by thc Graduate \Vornen's club Friday at 6 in the sun parlor of IdaXoye,s. Those who wish to attendhave been requested to notify Elizabeth Chamberlain, Green hall, beforetomorrow night. The tickets arethirty-five cents.: !To Speak on Chinese Schools.Kia-Lok Yen will speak on "Ethieat Instruction in ,the ChineseSchools" before the Philosophy club,today at i:45 in Classics 21.,"'"HE DAILY IlAROON. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1917 •.IItt laily aarunnThe Student Newspaper or Tbe UniversItyor Chteugo.Pubtlsned morutuzs, except Suuday aud'MondllY, durlulo: tbe Autumn. "'Inter and8prln� quarters by The Dally Marooneompan r.News Department.A. A. Baer _ _ _... EditorC. C. Greene _ Night EditorB. E. Newman Athletics EditorW. S. Bender Asst. Athletics EditorV. K. Edwardsen Women's EditorBusiness Department.F. C. Maxwell _ ManagerEntered as sCl'OIl(1 cla ss mail at tile Chieaxo Postomce, Cllka;.;o, 1l1!:lOls, �urch 13.19(1:'.\. uuder .-\l't of �laN.'1l 3. l�i:;.,,� Subscription Rates,By Car r icr. ��.:.o a year: �l a quarter.BJ' l1!I.il. $3 a year; $1.:!:J :l. quarter.Edltori:ll HO(':llS ...••...•.•••...... Ems I:!Tt'iL'phOllt' )Iidwa�' soo. Local 16::!Business OtIice Ellls 14T('l�pllone L.:l:lckstolle ::!:-,�11..... 287WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1917.TO CURB DISHONETY.Dishonesty in academic work, particularly in examinations, is prevalent in any educational institution.One has only to be present at themeeting of men who have their college days behind them to be convinced of this. As the conversationbecomes reminiscent one after another is likely to bring forth fromamong the memorials of the storiesof the pranks which helped to addto the gayety of student life, talesof the triumphant circumvention ofsome watchful professor. The recital of these incidents is usuallyreceived with admiring applause andapparently no one thinks less of aman for having engaged in suchdeceptive _practices.The psychology of cheating is aninteresting subject for speculation.The student who is dishonest in hiswork is not often sure that any principles are involved; anyway his attitude is simply a light-hearted ignoring of whatever moral princlplesthe student thinks may perhaps beinvolved in practice. This attitudeis a survival of the schoolboy in thecollege man. It is not a thing to beproud of, and yet some would excuse it, if a man is willing to be excuscd for moral lassitude.One other attitude can be conceived. of. That is where a man reoalizes fully that his' acts are dishonest, but goes ahead anyway toprocure by dishonest means what hecannot procure by honest means. Thistype is in the minority, we believe;and yet there is no reason for belie v ing that it is altogether absent.Some black sheep must be found inany large group of men, and a UniversItj' is no e:-:ception to the rule.It makes no difference what atti·tud.::! �-ou take into account, it stillremains a fact that the man who i�dishonest breaks a law, and hurt�not only himself, but others. Hisdiploma does not represent what itpurports to be; and he brings an in·justice upon his honest classmate�who failed and can not graduate, andupon those who do not fail, but get nogreater reward ior their cfforts. Therefore, the cheater shouldbe banished from the communitywhich he so injures. Any studentcau�ht in the act of dishonesty inhis work should be expelled immediately.This summ�l!'y discipline has beenme�d out recently in the Univer.sity, probably not to the very letter of the law, but in what has beenconsidered fair punishment, by theHonor commission. But ·this system has one weakness, in that it docsnot lessen the number of cases whichoccur every day and at every examination time. \Vhen a man hasbeen. caught in a dishonest act and1\'-, punished, the record is sealed up insome office :iil:! and no one but thoseimmediately interested in the affairhave any knowledge of- the results.Publicity has been advocated as ameans of lessening the numbers orcheats in the future. The studentwhose moral fibre has a tendency toweaken will hesitate if he stands agood chance to be exposed to the public as a "crook." Consequently manystudents who are interested in theHonor sentiment in the University,students who have learned througheexprience that a sentiment is worthless in practice, believe that publicityshould be resorted to. The subjectis one well worth while the attentionof the Honor commission and thefaculty. And if they feel that sucha method would not be feasible, theymight put into jirnctice the rulesgoverning examinations in the Lawschool. where cheating is impossible.One 01 the other must be done ifdishonesty is to be curbed.COMMUNICATIONS(In view of the fact that the communication column of the Daily Maroon is maintained as a clearing housefor student and faculty opinion, TheMaroon accepts no responsibility forthe sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed by theeditor, and should be signed as an evidence of good faith, although thename will not be published without thewriter's consent.)To Whom it May Concern:On or about the night oi J anuarytwenty-eighth last an act of theftand vandalism was committed on thenew residence of the Omega Chapterof the Psi Upsilon F'r.xternity at 56:3£1Urii v crsity Avenue.This building, which is now incourse of completion, has been erected by tile alumni of the fraternityand has not yet been turned over tothe chapter for occupancy.A stone owl attached to the stone OFFERS TWO PRIZESFOR STUDENT ESSAYSNational Municipal League Gives $100for Best Paper on MunicipalBudget Making.The National Municipal league,with headquarters in the North American building, Philadelphia, Pa., isagain offering two prizes for essayson municipal government. Only students who are having or have haddirect instruction in a municipal government courses are eligible to compete.A prize of $100 known as the Wil-.Ham H. Baldwin prize, is offered toundergraduates of any college or university in the United States, who havehad the required instruction, for anessay on "l\Iunicipal Budget Making."This essay must not exceed 10,000words and must reach the judges byMar. 15. The writer may either discuss the tendencies toward budget. making in some particular city, orgive a general review of the movement as reflected in recent literatureon municipal budget reform.The second prize is offered to postgraduate students only, and is knownas the Morton Denison Hull prize.The winner will receive .$250. Compctitors arc g ivcn more leeway inchoosing subjects, but the subjectschosen must be approved by theLeague. These essays are limited to22,000 ' .... ords and must be in the handsof the judges of the contest by Sept.15, 1917.FRESH,MAN CLASS WILLGIVE THEATER PARTYcoping of the roof was pried looseand stolen, and the stone work to 1\1 b f h D . 1 b .. . i' 1 em ers 0 t e ramatic c u WInwhich the owl '.... as attached was in-t t d t 3 30' Id N h I. . .. mee 0 ay a : m a ... oyes al.jur-ed. Tne article stolen has httle - Th . I d dih de program me u es rea mgs andcommercial value w en separate I .an address by a promment dramaL:om the building of which it was a. tist. The plays for the Winter quarpart, but replacing the figure ann I ter will be discussed. The meetingrepairing the damage incident to its is the first of a series of social gathremoval are matters of considerable I erings to be held semi-monthly byexpense. I the organization.From the nature oi the crime (for Isuch an act comes well within thecriminal code) there is a possibilityand even a probability that it was I' Prof. Lafayette E. �rcnd<:l, of Yaiecommitted by somo individual or I university, will give an address ongroup of individuals connected with "Xutr ition' Friday at 3:30 in Kent 1.1.the University. Represcnting the own- Prof. },[endell is one of. the foremosters of the property we feel this act A,merican hio-chemists.should be brought to the attentionof the University community andof th� residents of the surroundingneighborhood.We ask for restitution of the property stolen and full reparation ofthe damage done. If it is indicatedto us or to anyone of us on or before the tenth day of February nextthat restitution and reparation willbe made, the matter will be carriedno further by us, unless the police au�thorities act of their own volition.If, however, w� do not receive wordto that effect on or before the t1atementioned, we desire to say that nocoon ",ill he spared to bring thethici or thieves to detection, arre'5tand conviction.Su�h action, and the expenditureof ti:ne and expense incident to it,is a duty we owe to the owners ofthe property and to the community.\Vm. Scott Bond, '9i,)1. D. McIntyre, '98,Walker G. McLaury, 03,Wm. P. MacCracken, Jr., '09,R. Bourke Corcoran, '15. The X eighborhood clubs will celebrate Founders' Day tomorrow at3 :30 in the reception rooms on thesecond floor of Ida Noyes hall. MissXl o llie Carroll, '11; Xl is s Nancy Miller, '14, and �Iiss Catherine Slaug ht,'1·1, will speak on "The History oithe 1\ eighborhood Clubs and TheirFuture Growth." Betsy Blodgettwill read and �Iargaret Aikin willsing. Refreshments will be served,DRAMATIC CLUB TOMEET IN IDA NOYESProf. Mendell to Speak.To Give Theater Party.The Freshman class will. gi\'e athcatcr party Saturday, Feb. 10. Theperformance attended will be a matinee at the Palace ).Iusic hall. Tick-ets will be is ccnts each and will hepurchased in a block. Freshman expecting to go have been asked to notify Bernard ).lacDonald, who willbuy the scats.A breakfast dance will be given bythe class Saturday, Feb. 17, at 11 inthe Ida 1\ oyes sun parlor. This willtake the place of tohe sleigh ridep:uty which was scheduled for January 12.Ukele1e Club Meets.Thc Ukelele club will meet Fridayat 3 :30 in the :sun parlor of IdaNoyes.Education Faculty to Meet.The faculty of the college of Education will meet tomorrow at 3:30 inBlaine 205. MANAGE:RS FROM ALLCLASSES }4'OR GREENCAP: NEW PETITIONA petition was submitted to DeanBoynton yesterday by the board ofManagers of the Green Cap, askingthat the paper be allowed to resumepublication on an entirely new basis.Under the present plans the paperwill become a humorous one, andwill be edited by members of all theundergraduate classes. Under thjssystem it will represent the entireUniversity !nd not merely theFreabman class. After Dean Boyntonhas passed on the petition, the boardof Student Organizations, Exhibitionsand Publications will take up thematter.To Speak on Wells' Novel.The Rc\'. �lr. Charles Gilkey willspeak on H. G. Wells' novel, "�Ir .Br it ling Sees It T!lrough," at theweekly meeting of the League tonierrow at 10: 10 in Lexington 1·1.prof. Kinsley to Speak.The Physics club will meet tornorrow at 4:.35 in Ryerson 32. AssociateProf. Kinsley will speak on "TheDamping oi Oscillation 'Cir cuits,"and William Baldwin on "The Causeof Rectifying Action of the Crystals.'Hold Business Meeting.The Kent Chemical society w iilmeet tomorrow at S in Kent oLr).Clarence Christman will speak _ \01:"The ')lanufacture of Cane Sugar."A business meeting will f ol lo w theaddress.Kenneth Lamson to Speak.The J unior Mathematical club willmeet today at 4:'5 in Ryer-son 3i.Kenneth Lamson will .spcak or."Transformation of Co-ordinates."Red Cross Class to Meet.The Red Cross class in First Aidwill meet today' at 4 :30 in Ellis assembly room. Dr. S. C. Plummer andDr. Morr ill will lecture on Iracturcs.Graduates to Hold Party.The Graduate club, ill co-operationwith the Graduate Women's dub, willg ivc a \Vint::r party the .ir s t weekin March.Will Hold Supper.The Graduate Worucn's club. willgive a supper Friday at 6 in IdaNoyes. Freshman Meeting Postponed.The Freshman class meeting, scheduled for today, has been postponedtill Friday at lO:1O in Kent theater.Freshman Committee Meets.---"-ofThe Freshman commission willmeet Monday at 1:.0 in the Leagueroom of Ida Noyes.To Hold Chapel.Chapel assembly for the .Seniorcollege will be held today at 10:10in Mandel._L ............•t g bE- mrER- RRl'D1RRLY- .• 1ll''M'Pm'IOOl.[j.�E mm·�·fN)·Fm1J· .;• -THE .. tUlRVEY .. DRDESTRJIS·';E-g[l]-L YTI�· BHtDING· DfiCAGO-IUJm:. -TELEPHONE • HARRISON • 1141· • - • .;� ..-!Frolic Theatre Drug StoreCor. Ellis Ave. and 55th St.M. J. CONER.Special Rates to Students.PRIVATE DANCING LESSONSbv appointment a quick and easymethod of learning the dances oftoday.).[lSS LUCIA HENDERSHOTt5-it E. �7th St�. Tel. H. P. 2311�lassified Ads.Fi't'8 centa Del' u.e. No adnrtiaementa for I .. thaD Z5 eenta. ADcJaulftcd atbenwement. lIlut ..,aid inadnnce.FOR SALE - SLIGHTLY USEDWebster's New International Dic-.tionary, full Russian bound, verylatest edition, with reference history, $12.00. Address Answer XMaroon.\\·.AXTED-�lEX CAPABLE OFearning six <.1011ars per day nextsummer. Only men in earnest needapply. Special training. Call HydePark 2089, 5624 Ellis Ave.FOR SALE - HAz\IMOND TYPEwriter practically new with English type. I A bargain for foreignstudent. Call at Ellis 14, between10:15 and 10:45.FOR SALE - TWO ROLL TOPdesks with chairs. Sacrificed tomake room for new equip-ment. H.English, Reynolds club. .TEA DANCESBeginning SaturdayNEW OMAR TEA ROOM1508 Hyde Park Blvd. O��kitH!!�reFrom 2 to 5 4-Piece OrchestraFIFTY CENTS A COUPLE 1•IGI..Inqtbl.l81'd...N.•T., , ,�1:• !A, I' tl.. TheT7�.. ..CHIAndBrala" Sat1:lIevery Department of school work.Boards will soon commence toelect teachers for next year. REGISTER NOW and get in one of thefirst vacancies. Write today forblanks. Only 3;1 % Com. PayableNov. 1st. Terrttory; Iowa, Wis.,Min., Neb. Dakotas and the West.Don't delay.,. ��"l..n! l �ll lr t' I.,.�.f�.' ,rr·.�""f�� �'II(;r J. ;U:': .... TJ. ,� �.� 1,.--: ,:, .. �::-�". :r., 'r._:, ', .... .-� .. ���i{�-��.:�:..,��� .... ��""P.:- � ' .... : -.- .�:. j ��"":_C( :-'.-:-"�': ..... '...... .. ., .\ THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1917.WILLETT BEATS SCOREOF,BELL BY 34 POINTSEASY TO SAVEAND WORTH SAVING..GET ONE OF OUR POCKET BANJ<SAND SAVE A DIME A DAY.,Start a savings eccount with this old.. tabl1shed nattona t bank. The aavIngs department occuples convenientquarters on the street level ot ourbulldtng. The banking hours da.llyare trom 10 a. m. to 3 p. m •• Saturday. trcm 9 a , Ill. to S 1>. m ,,j CORN EXCHANGENATIONAL BANKCapital, Surplus and Profits$10,000,000.N. TW. Cor. La Salle and Adams StB.Teachers WantedTeachers Employment BureauE. I. DEUER. ManagerZ28-230 C. R. S. Bank, Cedar RapidsIOWAWOODLAWN TRUST& SAVINGS BANK1204 E. 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His score of258 heats t'i1e former record held byDennett Bell by 3+ pins. The Delt."w on two oi the three games with theIol lo win g scores:Delta Tau Delta.Short -, . . 130 l�?J_140P. Willett , .Rouse .�lay , .R Willett . 15217+!)625� 153175195Team score .. , 810 815 70VSigma Alpha Epsilon.Sandy 125 105 164Hart 1.39 1�3 187Cooper 166 13+ 128Scott . . . . . . . . . . . 126 110 145Hl:iss 160 107 litTeam score ... 736 599 i95Phi Gams Are Victors.The Phi Gamma Delta bowlerswere vi c tor iou s in three games playedwith Phi Kappa Sigma. The detailof the playfollows:Phi Gamma Delta.\'.·iley 116 14i 137Teichgraeber 143 14-1- 140Newcomb 140 192 117Swa n so n 112 119 137Goodyear 1";0 161 179Team score ... 651 763 710Phi Kappa Sigma.Smith ............ 135 109 141Sleight ........... 136 138 130Graham ......... 95 136 16G:\[cVcy p� 106 132.......... _JViner ............... 94 141 79Team score .... ' 585 630 6-18Delta Upsilon meets Beta Theta Piand Delta Sig-ma Phi howls DcltJ.Ohi today at 3.:'If at ch cs will be played Phi GammaDelta and Chi Psi and Alpha TauOmega an d Sigma Chi tonight at 7:30.Spanish Club to Meet.The Spanish club will hold its regular meeting- Monday at -+ in IdaNoyes.AMERICAN STUDENTSHi\. VE NO CREATIVEPOWER-V� NOPPEN(Continued from page 1)of nature are a source of never failing . enjoyment to his readers; fewcan make nature as attractive as hedocs."Van Eeden has evolved a philosophy of life much like that of Thoreau. A short time ago he was thesponsor for a Utopian colony. Hefounded this ideal community at Walden, where the group worked for theindi vidual and the individual for thegroup. He attempted to make thepeople of his community rich withlittle. Thoreau, Ruskin and Tolstoicontributed in a certain sense to theidea; but Van Eeden added manyideas of his own. His great thoughtwas that a 'man who lives for his'community, is far greater than' hewho dies for it... Community is Failure."Van Eeden confidently thoughtthat his colony was the first stage towards the millennium, but he did notcount on the weakness of human nature. He was forced, through theactions of certain of the membersof the colony to give up the wholeplan .. He lost his entire fortune andhis property, bu� his failure has notcrushed him in the least or madehim cynical. So far, in the literaryfield he has been unsurpassed in Holland. Many competent critics believe that he is one of the most sig-,nificant writers at the present time. YEA, A CONTRIBUTION.Sir:-On returning to the tasty littleLouis Quinze suite in North hall,which a grateful university allows met� rent, I found that the minions ofthe management Iiad posted at leastninety-five theses on the doors (see170 . History 2). The last one is a request"to permit no flowers or laundryr �!; work to remain in the bathtubs109 (leaves and threads clog the pipes)."T wish to serve notice that as a de-137scen d a nt of the Continental Damesand the Daughters oi tilt! Revolver,1 shall pay no attention to this iniringement of my personal liberty.A. P. S.Continued From Yesterday.As you all know, the news editoris A. Bacr, but did it ever occur toyou that the night editor is Greene,and that the athletics editor is Newman? That probably accounts forsome of the mistakes we make. Thenagain, the youthful gentleman whowrites up the baseball stories in diamond vcracular is Bender and, as forthe women's editor, well-she is Veragood. And, in closing, I might saythat '1 had better stop this talk rightaway or .:\[axwell.The End. There· 8 thcfunof quenchino the thirat--and the <lel iciousne-a of the thiratquencher to give you �ouble pleasure,But you,oon·t even have to be thiNtyto enjoy Cocu-Colu-il·so tre!Jt,'wbtever your reason for drinl:ing it.Demand the ,:enuine by fell nume-nicimllm�s eneourcze 6ub!!litution.What You Give for Any Present Shows Your TasteWhy not give a box ofMONEY TALKS.From The Daily .:\Iaroon:-'·).Ir,Yen will speak on "Ethical Instrur -tion in the Chinese Schools, etc."Ten dollars two ways that afterHuls shows indignation at The 11aroon for the publicity rendered tothe little politician, he goes home,gets his long shears, and allows thefamily to sec its little hoy in 'headlines.Wonder what change the \V. A. A.will make in its plans for the Campus Follies today.\V,HAT YOU CAN· DO WITHFIVE DOLL<\RS.Pay your Senior class dues.Buy an overcoat like Art Han-isch's.Bribe Pick to keep 0� the track.Buy an egg.Or a lump of coal.There are several places where onemight expect to find the Psi U 'Owl.It might be in the Sigma Chi basement. Who knows but what theCap and GO\Vll business managershave it? Or maybe it has been removed by the \Vomen's Administrative council for investigation.Boal and Bolling were in thebowling' alleys yesterday.The pin boys have made it a fadto,be in style.The fraternity bowlers would liketo be style.Some are, and some arc not.\Ve will spare you, reader, bystopping .T. E. H.To Hold Follies Tryouts.Those who intend to tryout for partsin the Campus Follies may hear thereading of the linc.s today at 1 :30 10the Ida Noyes assembly room. Tryouts for parts and for choruses willbe held tomorrow at 1 :30.Lawyers to Hold Theater Party.All freshmen in the Law schoolwho wish to attend the theater partyto be held at the Majestic theaterTuesday night have been requested tomake their reservations with Mr.:Millar or Mr. Rice. Genuine Old Fashioned CandyPure, Practical and PleasingNow Exclusively on sale at 55th and University AvenueDeliveries made in all parts of the city. It its wunaers. its pure !GREATEST BARGAINS iN HISTORY OF TYPEWRITERSUDderwooda sao to $50OllYQ8 Z6 to GL. c. S.Dltla %'1 to 40RemIDgtou 15.50 to 81Smith-Premier. __ lUO to 41and other makes $10 and up. Expert repairing and rebuildinc. BYfn'Y machine in perfect eondltioDand guaranteed two yean. W.eeIl to lltudenta aD easy paymenta.Write for our libenL1 free trial ofter and cut-rate priees.All Makes Typewriter Co., 162 N. Dearborn St.. Phone Cent. 6035DANCE PROGRAMS ARE OUR SPECIALTYColonial Press..Printers, . 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P. 7904'1·Ii��f.r�'jIJ.1qjIIi,I, rj..."i. , Tim DAILY IlAROOM, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1917.MAROON SWIMMERS MEETC. A. A. SQUAD TONIGHTRelay Team and Earle Arc Expectedto Land First Places-Varsity Water Basketball Aggregation Is Favorite.Chicag-o's swimming team will compete against the strong C. A. A .squad in the club tank tonight at8:15. Coach White has arranged themeet in order to give the Maroonspractice before the opening of theConference season. The, C. A. A.swimmers have with few exceptionsheld national records and the Chicago team has slight hopes of winning.Eight events are scheduled for thecontest and a water basketball gameis a1.::0 on the program. The Maroonsstand the best chance in the 220 andshould take, first and thirds places.Earle, national college champion inthe event, should take first againstWood of the C. A. A. Crawford hasbeen doing the event in fast timeand is counted on to take thlrc place.Varsity Expects to Win Relay.Coach White's entries are also favorites in the relay. The Chicago menwill be the same combination thatWon from Cincinnati in easy fashionlast week. Capt. Meine, Earle, Collins and Crawford are the quartet,Who will swim against the downtown aggregation. The four makeup a well-balanced squad. Collins isa strong man in the dash. Crawfordand Earle are also dash men, whileCapt. Meine was a member of lastyear's national relay team. The C.A. A. four will be Woods, Huzagh,Mallin and 'Harless.The Maroons are counting on firstplace in only two. events. The C.A. A. entries are too good in the.other events for college men to beat,but Coach White expects to take agood number of" seconds. If Chicagocan slip in a fairly large share ofseconds, the team will stand a goodchance to take the match.Enter Heyne and Bornemann.Tha C. A. A. candidates will probeably be Woods, Huszagh, Mallin andHarless in the 160 relay. Chicagohas entered Rubinkam in the fancydiving, while the C. A. A. has entered Heyne, former national champion, Bornemann, another ex-champion and Burton.Collins and Meine will swimagainst Mallin and Huszagh in the40 race. In the 200 breast strokeVacin and Bowers of the Maroons willcompete with Taylor, Shirley andChappell. Chappell was a formermember of the University of Illinoisteam and is also a record holder.Wood and White will be enteredagainst Earle and Crawford in the220. Redmon, former Maroon plungeman, will be in that event with Princell Harper and Carlson are theChicago hopes. Oleson and Scoles,who was the mainstay of last year'sNorthwestern team, will compete inthe 150 back stroke against Capt.Meine and Collins.Earlc May Take First.Earle may also take a first in the100 swim, if the other events havenot tired him exceedingly. His matewill be Collins, while the downtownswimmers will probably be fd�llinand Huszagh.Chicago has the strongest waterbasketball team and should have aneasy time winning. All the men onthe team except two, Bowers andGoldman, are veterans of the game.The team work has been improvedin the last weak and Coach Whitebelieves the chances for a Conference championship are good., ., '"LI,JI,.:�ti1t1iFreshman Class Gives Dance.The Freshman class will give aninformal dance Friday afternoon at3:30 in the Reynolds club. PSI UPSILON MEMBERSFAIL TO REGAIN BIRDNo Important Discovery Is .Made inSensational Case-Suspects AreCarefully Watched.Although the local chapter of thePsi Upsilon fraternity conducted alluntiring search all day yesterday,the owl that formerly roosted on thesouth cornice of the new mansion isstill numbered among the lost, strayedor stolen. Several clews were closely followed, but the investigationeresulted in no important discovery.The theory that the missing birdhad migrated in quest of warmerclimes was exploded yesterday whenamuteur search discovered foot printson the tar roofing. The conditionof the stone ledge also proved thatsome trespasser had carried off theornament. Outside of this discoverythe detective work was without results.Suspects Are Watched.Several suspects are under closesurveillance, according to prominentmembers of the fraternity, who refuse to make their suspicions publicat present,"We believe we have the right menunder watch," said a member of thefraternity last night. "There arevery few men in school who wearnumber twelve shoes and such werethe tracks discovered yesterday. Wehope to make a definite statement tomorrow."Large Reward Is Offered.Meanwhile the Alumni buildingcommittee has taken a hand and sentseveral professional detectives to investigate. A large reward has beenoffered and it is hoped to recoverthe antique by this means. It isreported Maclay Hoyne has discontinued his expose of the auto thievesand is bending all his efforts onthe recovery of the bird.A wild rumor that the owl had beenlocated on the top of the tower atWhite City park was circulated yesterday. Two adventurous freshmenclimbed the edifice, but found nothing bigger than a sparrow. It isb�lieyed that the report was a hoaxon the part of some other fraternity,NEWS OF THE COLLEGES."Cardinal Loyalty" is the title ofa new University of \Visconsin !Songjust published. It was written byCarlisle E. Stevenson, Iwho graduated from the course for musical supervisors last Spring.Fifty-one students have registeredin the short course in mining thisyear at rhe University of Washington. This is the largest 'mining registration ever held at Washington.Jack Coombs, of the Brooklyn National league champions, will coachthe Rice institute baseball squad atHouston, Texas.A junior at the University of Minnesota is offering to secure dates forJunior girls who are willing to gofifty-fifty on the price of tickets forball games.More than 300 students at the Universitv of Illinois have gone on ree':'ord as being in favor of the use ofwrist watches. A petition was circulated and no trouble was experiencedin securing names.Kansas students have no excuse forbeing late to class. The universityhas installed a "jitney" service at itsown expense, and a decrease of 59per cent in tardiness has already beennoted.Yale football men are being urgedto adopt wrestling and boxing as ameans of keeping in condition fornext season. �\s\\· -. "'(\)� t.11t. ' .��t. <-\G�tt -, .V.��If L ••"Cum LauCle"SweatersF wmy how ubiquitous a sweater is. From matriculation to graduation its uses are multitudinous, its paths de�ous. And how· nomadic, too. The athlctc·s luxurious shaker.proudly alphabetted, migrates from "stude" to co-ed. from frat houseto girfs donn. U it·s a Bradley. it abides there.Ask for them at the bat shops. Write for the Bradley Style Booklet.BRADLEY KNITTING CO., DeiavaD, Wis.MAROON WANT ADS BRING QUICK RESULTS S(A.l.'dela:�u\,,1on011ticye'f#st, . died.r1beticlaceinC(]c(]laojAt101HttillIego84DIU0:?i0:hJI"tls:Sil11oSr]