"VoL XIV. No. 139. .,t. ,atPrice Five Cents.aroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO; FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1916.DEAN WALLACE SELLSTICKETS TO LEAGUEFOR TOMORROW NIGHTBlaekfriars' ProductionMAROON BASEBALLAND'TRACK TEAMSGO TO CHAMPAIGN,- Open illinois Interscholastic by"Chicago Day" ContestsThis Afternoon.ILLINI ARE TRACK FAVORITESPage's Nine Counts on Old Hoodoofor Vict�ry-Shull Will Oppose ,,Gunkel on the Mound.Forty-two Maroon athletes will in­vade Champaign today to competeagainst Illinois on the diamond andtrack. Coach Stagg's track squadsquad consists of twenty-seven men;and Coach'Page will have fifteen ballplayers on the field. "Chicago Day"will be the opening feature of thedownstate interscholastic which willbe held, Saturday morning.Coach Gill's men appear to have thebetter of the argument in the trackand field events. Only three menwill be permitted to compete on a'side in each of the events. The down­'state squad will be represented by awell balanced team which will takemore than its share of seconds andthirds. The Maroon team is decidelylacking in this respect and for th'is rea­son cannot hope to bring home'a vic-o tory over the Conference championS •.Pershing in the hundred and two­twenty, Dismond and Cornwell in thequarter, stoUt and Swett and thehalf, Stout and Swett in the mile,,Brodie in the jav:elin, Fisher and Whit- .,ing in the high jump, Fisher andWagner in the pole vault, Russell inthe broad jump and Sparks in theshot are the men depended on togather the majority of points for Chi­cago. Pe:rshing will have stiff com­Petition from Hohman and Gildner in. the sprints but he defeated them in(Continued on Page 4)r-'1L WEATHER FORECASTFair and somewhat cooler today;variable winds. Saturday partly�oady and COIltinllecl cool.THE DAIL�'MAROONBULLETIN.TocIaY'.Devotional service, the Divinityachool, 10:15, Haskell. IJUllior clus meeting, 10.15, Kenttheater.Harpsichord, 10:15, Foster 24.Freshman dance, 3 :30, Reynoldsclub.UniTeraity Public lecture, "The His­tory of Medicine. I. Epochs aDd Peri­ods of Medicine", by Prof. Dodsoa, -5,Physiology 25.Biological club, 7 :45, BOtany lec­ture room.Germanic club, 8, Prof. Wood's resi­denee, 5407 Greenwood avenue.Tomorrow.Meetings of University ruling bod­ies:The Faculty and Conference of theDivinity school, 9, Haskell.Faculty of the colleges of Arts, Lit­erature and Science, 10, Harper M28.Faculties of the Graduate schoolsof Arts, Literature and Science, 11,Harper M28.University baseball games, Chicago,vs. N orthwestem, 3, Stagg field. •1... " Dean Talbot conducted a party of Announcements. Ever since the warm suns andSenior women through Ida Noyes hal], balmy winds of. spring started to callnow practically completed, yesterday PREP ARE TWENTY -ONE LISTS forth the blades of campus grass, J 0-afternoon, and described the uses of seph Socatosky, his brother, John,,the different quarters of the building, Nick Culpa, Tony Putka, Domenaque MANY GOOD SEATS UNSOLDwhich will be open for use during the Invitations Already Printed-To Pub- Blaslaf, Stanistou Stelmasyk an'd Tom'Summer quarter. Some of the furni- lish History Bibliography Czeykec have been engaged in thend C t I Will Sell Scores at Performances-ture has already arrived. a a a ogue. gentle art of cutting the tender shootsThe entrance hall, on the main floor to the proper height for well-decor-of the building, from which all of the The University press is working day ated lawns.'rooms and corridors open, has a tile and night in double shifts in order to Yesterday morning the first named.floor. This was deemed to be more complete the printing work neces- gentleman read about the many,!!erviceable and practical than the sary for the Quarter-Centennial cele- strikes in the city and vicinity. The Dean Wallace, president of the Uni-first plans, which provided for an or- bration, according to the statement is- sun shone brightly and the call of the versity Settlement league, has under­'dinary floor with rugs. The tw-o sued yesterday by the' President's of- wild was in the air. Joseph decided taken the sale of tickets to the-leaguelarge pillars in the entrance hall will fice. More than forty programs for that work under such tempting con- members for the final performance ofbe encircled by leather upholstered various phases of the anniversary will dinions was extremely difficult; it the Blackfriars' production, "A Rhen-benches. be published. surely was, worth more than fifty ish Rhomance", tomorrow night atContain _\ccommodations. Twenty-one programs for the de- dollars a month. - 8:15 in Mandel hall. Tomorrow nightThe basement of Ida Noyes hall 'partmental conference to be held in Hold Referendum. will be Settlement night in place ofcontains a suite of rooms for the use connection with the celebration are He called together his associates. High Schopl night as previously an-f I· being prepared. The final official Mter explaining his new philosophy nounced.o men, a persona service room, notto be completed until the fall and to program of the anniversary festivities 'to them, he called for a vote. The A percentage of the gross profitscontain 'accommodations for manicur- will go to press this week. It will entire crowd agreed with Joseph Soca- of the last night will be donated bying, shoe shining, shampooing and contain a detailed program of every- losky. They further agreed 'that two fhe Blackfriar management to thepressing, a' drying closet and a large thing that will happen covering six-. dollars a day was the least amount University settlement. The plan hasgame room, which will be under the teen pages. The seal of the Univer- which' they could consider for their been indorsed by· the University Set­'management of the Physical Culture sity in colors will appear on the cover services. The leader gathered his tlement league. A number of boxesdepartment. ' This room will be avail- of Italian hand-made paper. loyal band in front of the power house . will be reserved for the members ofable for private parties and will con- The invitations are already off the and made public the announcement the league for the final performance. 'tain a piano. Under the entrance hall, the' press. The ti'niv�rsity press has that a strike had been called; the . : In spite -of : an -exeeptionally brisk'the women's lockers will be situated. had an extra force busy for' a week .grass would be allowed to have its -sale of tickets during the last threeThere will be one large locker to every addressing the invitations. Twenty ,own way unless two dollars a day . days; a large number of good seatsseven. small-ones:- The'large'loeker, .,�����d�lf.i��.���,,�i��.�h�u�:._ :.�a� ���. �e o���.i��!.a��.:..,... .. _. _ . .,.\ ...a� ,,$1.50. ��nd l��. are le�t for the >fj'will' be for the accommcdation of . and will be sent to alumni of tlie ,,�sSlstaiit�--Su:permten.mnt'""-Rauss;" --peri'01:Hltlt'l'ee-tonighk- ,Only . a . .few . .:-.'.w;·seven coats, and the small lockers University, twice that number to who helps care for matters in general boxes have been sold for. tomorrow ':, ��.will be for hats, purses, and books. prominent citizens of Chicago and the in the absence of Mr. Douglass, could night' performance. The box-offieeIn .Each locker will have a separate com- remaining to national and state celeb- not see the situation in the same Hutchinson corridor will be open allbination. rities.· 'light. He called for Joseph Soca- day today and tomorrow.Under the commons, there is a large Lists for Dinner. tosky and explained the �tter care- Score Sale Successful.dryl'ng room and gymnaSl'um lockers,' Several thousand finely engraved fully. Mter several minutes of con-. Scores of "A Rhenish Rhomanee"as well as O"VI'nnasl'um dressing' rooms. invitations for the University dinner versation, Joseph agreed with Mr. ..eol-. can be secured at the box-office. AtUnder the gymnasium are showers, June 6 .are being prepared. Special Rauss and went back tp work. the presentation tomorrow nightthe matron's room and the room to invitations to the Divinity school' Human Nature Enters. '.' celebration also will be issued. Thous- scores of all the old Blackfriars' pro-hold towels for swimmers. There But the other six were left in the ductions will be sold at the regUlar'are also bowling alleys in the base- ands of tickets will be printed for soup-so to speak. They had lost 'price of a dollar. The sale of scoresment for the women. ,�rious atfairs. T)-ere will be nnm- their leader; they could not speak has been more successful this' yearerous dinner menusand programs. English·, furthermore their desire for than ever before. Helen Adams hasThe program f-or the women's hi h had be firm!Ig er pay come more I y charge of the selling of the scoresmasque given in conneetion with· the ingrained in them. They -refused todedication of Ida Noy'es hall has been . . at the four performanees of the play.start work.. Whereupon they received Many students from neighboringannounced to be a unique and elab- the' "'0 d't' nal releaslr une n I 10 e. high schools have purchased seats fororate affair. A souvenir program is New (p?gCls-cutting experts will beea_ the performance tomorrow night. Sev-being prepared for the dedication ex- called for'today. In the meantime, eral of the high schools have re­ercises. It will be in the nature of a Joseph Soeatosky, the leader and trai-guide book to Ida Noyes hall. served blocks of seats. The Quad-tor, will attempt to keep the grass rangle fete given by the women offrom reaching an improper height. the University will be held tonight.SENIOR CLASS. WOMENINSPECT IDA NOYESDean Talbot Deseribes Uses of Dif­ferent Quarters of Building to beOpened in Summer Term-Com­plete Rooms for Men Next Fall.Swim.in� PooLThe swimming pool, which formsthe north wing of the cloister garth,bas a glass ceiling and windows op­ening into the garth. The tank iswalled in buff filing, A large copyof the University seal in mosaic is,set in the east wall of the pool. Itis planned to have hanging basketsin the natatorium.A large cloak 'room, opening off thewest side of the entrance hall, is forthe accommodation of guests at func­tions. The large social room is to thewest of the entrance hall, and to thesouth of the cloak room. 'fI\e com­mon room is equipped with a kiteh­enette, furnished with dishes neces­'sary for serving. A large store roomadjoins the kitchenette. After the'social room to the west end of thebuilding, comes the women's readingroom, which runs the width of thebuilding. It will contain writingdesks, and tables with current litera­ture.On the east side of the entrancehall, is the large commons. The cafe­teria, which runs along the north sideof the commons, is tile floored, and'is separated from the main room by alarge oak screening which is remov­'able in case free circulation is desir­able. To the north of the commons,and occupying the rest of that endof the building, are the rooms thathave to do with the commons.(Continued on page 4) UNIVERSITY PRESSWORKS NIGHT ANDDAY ON PROGRAMs.Double Shifts Required to Com­plete Quarter CentennialPrint Guide Book.Dr. Goodspeed's history of the Uni­versity, to be published in connectionwith the Quarter-Centennial celebra­tion, is now being prepared, at thepress, It· will appear as a book ofseveral hundred pages and will befully illustrated. A guide book to theUniversity, edited by Associate Prof.David Allan Robertson, is now g0-ing through the press.Another publication to be issuedin connection with the' anniversarycommemoration will be the catalogueof matriculants being prepared by theAlumni association. Prof. Gordon J.Laing is preparing a complete bibli­ography of all the works published bymembers of the faculties since 1902.The present volume will carry thebibliography up to date. A commem­orative volume of the Quarter-Centen­nial will also be published.Hold Field Trip Tomorrow.The University Y. M. C. A. willconduct a. field trip to the PacificGarden mission tomorrow, night. Theparty will leave Cobb at 7. JOSEPH SOCATOSKY ETAI-A SPRING· TRAGEDYIn Which the Call of the Eagle Bringsthe Call of a Strike and the WormTura.-ADd the Green Grass GrowsAll Around.PLAY THIRD ROUND INTENNIS TOURNAMENTThe third' round in the Inter-ira­ternity tennis tournament must beplayed by May 18. The results of thesecond round follow: Delta Kappa'Epsilon forfeited both singles and dou-"bles to Delta Chi; Delta Tau Delta de­feated Phi Delta Theta in singles anddoubles; Psi Upsilon forfeited bothsets to Delta Upsilon; Beta ThetaPi defeated Alpha Delta Phi indoubles and lost to them in the sin­'glcs; Sigma Chi won both singlesand doubles from Delta Sigma Phi:Phi Ka-ppa Sigma defeated Kappa... Sigma in both sets; Chi Psi wonsingles and doubles from Alpha TauOmega, and Sigma A'lpha Epsilondefeated Phi Kappa Psi 'in both sets.�Give Picnic Tomorrow.The Kent Chemical society willgive a picnic tomorrow afternoon atWillow Springs. The party will leave. the campus at 1.," ...... <. . FinalBenefit for Settlement-s­Also Play Tonight."High School Students MakeReservations in Blocks." �-.GROUND BROKEN FOREXPERIMENT GARDENTake First Step in Proposed BotaDi- .cal Construction.-To CondactGraduate SchooLThe first step in thc constrae­tion of the proposed botanical gar­dens on the square bounded by Cot­tage Grove avenue, 58th street, Mary­land avenue and 59th street, was tak­en yesterday when ground was brok­en for a temporary agricultural ex­periment garden. Associate 'Prof.Crocker is in charge of the plans forthe agricultural experiments. A grad­uate school in this line witt be con­ducted along with the Botany de­partment.Freshman Dance Today.Freshmen will give a dance todayat 3:30 in the Reynolds club. Stan­h�y Black and Albert LaVaque willfamish the musk .',)".... �,.J.�..,.'., !._ :;.,,':-;' -, \ •••• <�,.�,. ':h;i:�• :: �'i.\ ::!."'�1�: ;�!:?� �:���':�'..) \-"TF� DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1916.If campus rumor is to be credited,another war orphan fund is to bestarted soon-this time on behalf ofthe German War Orphans, presume''ably to prove to an admiring populacethat a mathematically strict andchemically pure neutrality is main­tained on the Grand Old Midway.The Maroon stated its views on thetheory and practice of this sort of"sentimentalismtis·' when the FrenchWar Orphan Fund was started, andeach fraternity was urged to adopta French orphan by paying ten centsa day toward his, her, its or their up- fewer."keep. The Maroon urged as strong- Therefore, The Maroon is preparedly as it could that the University of for the announcement that one fra­Chicago fraternity men confine the ternity will soon adopt two Germanoutpourings of their impulsively gen- War Orphans or war babies, and thaterous souls to the sick, the needy, the the rival fraternity will upon the nextmentally and physically halt, lame night of meeting adopt three, andand blind who are almost at the gates that, ultimately, we may contribute toof the City Gray, and who, to our the care of perhaps a dozen Germanway of thinking, are more worthy ob- War Orphans, who are in no wayjects of-you'll pardon us, we're sure deserving of our support, while Jim­-charity. On the following Monday mic Krakowski et al are whisked viaevening, in solemn conclave assemb- bull-pen, Municipal court, Countyled, a certain fraternity adopted two court, Bridewell and way points, toFrench \\'ar Orphans because an- ultimate retirement in the state orother fraternity had adopted two of federal penitentiaries.them the week before. It is, there- I We, personally, however, hereby gofore, with little hope of carrying con- : Charles Lomax one better by an­viction or neutralizing the virus of nouncing to the world that not onlypseudo-philanthropic hysteria that The is there a certain amount of toshMaroon raises Hs voice to protest about this sort of thing, but that, inagainst the adoption by University our humble opinion, it is all toshjof Chicago students, individual or en and further, that whenever we feelmasse, of German War Orphans. inclined to commit any excess of thisWe might repeat our previous edi- sort, we shall close our eyes and drinktorial, merely substituting the proper a long, sticky draught of Karo Com1:; adjective "German" for "belligerent i Syrup.11; .';� ...,'11 " ..... It...---::� :.<'t�.,) .�mlJl laily tlarnonOfficial Student Newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago.PubJlsb�d morutnxs, except Sunday andMonda,.. durln� toe Autumn. Winter andIprlng quarters by Tbe Dally Maroon atatr.P. R. Kuh Managing EditorH. R. Swanson News EditorB. E. Newman Athletics 'EditorA. A. Baer Day EditorH. Cohn Night EditorAssociate Editors:Wade Bender Vera Edward.sen.�nt .. red as second-class mall at tbe Chi·�go Postotrlce. Chlcauo, Illinois. March13.. 1008. under Act ot Marcb 3, 1873.Subscription Rates:By Carrter, $2.:-.0 a y�r: $1 a quarter.B,. !\Inll. � a Yf'nr. $l.!!:i a quarter.Editorial Rooms ...•....•..•.•.••.. Ellis 12{ lIyl)e Park :-.391Telephone. :\litlwllY 80UBllIIiness Offlce .......•...••....... Ellis 14Telepbone. Blar-kstone 2."091...g..Z87FRIDA Y. MAY 12, 1916.SOCIOLOGICAL SIMPLICITY.,i !II �II III"r i Following the discussion at themeeting of The Forum Wednesday,it was suggested by the speakers, Mrs.Charles E. Merriam and Mr. WarrenBrown, that the students devote Sat­urday night to a tour of various cab­arts and dance halls suspected of vio­lating municipal liquor ordinances. Tothose more intimately acquainted withthe quips and quirks of undergradu­ates, the suggestion of "slummingparties" immediately takes on thehue of carrying coals to Newcastle,bearing beer to Tearney's, carryinga pack of cards to Monte Carlo, orconveying cold storage eggs to thepoultry farm. The speakers wouldhave performed a far greater socialservice had they utilized their elo­'quence to urge the students to spendthis Saturday night, next Saturdaynight, or any other Saturday night­at home.TYING PINK RIBBONS ON THEWAR.; ,. ;' .,. nations" wherever the latter wordsappear. We might repeat our pleafor the clientele of the Juvenile courtsand urge again that an ounce of pre­vention in such cases is worth, at a'rough estimate, two long tons of thecandied cure which we are endeav­oring to apply to the self-imposed illsof Germany or any other belligerent.We might with considerable justicepoint out the -fact that Judge Fischer,of the Boys' branch of the Municipalcourt, and Judge Pinckney, of theJuvenile branch of the Circuit court,at a recent meeting, of representativesof various civic organizations, bothstated that there are only two cour­ses open to them in dealing with de­linquent boys: They. might eitherturn them loose or send them to penalinstitutions, because there is in ex­istence no proper corrective and in­structive institution, where a boy whohas made a false step might be sentin order that he might become a use­ful citizen. Both the Judges madeappeals for funds that such an insti­tution might be built and maintained.These are matter-of-fact phases ofuplift, however, which appeal to thereason rather than to the emotions.The Judges know that it would bedangerous to the community to turnloose Jimmie Krakowski of Wallacestreet, Chicago, who has, in the year1916, being then aged eighteen, beenarrested for holding �p a pedestrian,in ,company with, two other boys ofapproximately his own age. The trou­b!e was that Jimmie used a revolverin inducing his victim to submit tothe right of visit and search. Boyswho resort to deadly weapons shouldvery properly not be allowed to re­main at large. The only alternativeis to send them to the Reform, school,provided that they are under seven­teen, or to the .Bridewell, if they areunfortunate enough to be over seven­teen, where their cell-mates can in­struct them in the gentler arts of thedivers bran�hes of criminality.Such problems as these are facingus by, the hundreds every day. Oc­casionally one of the more sensation­al episodes breaks into the sob sec­tion of the daily press, and is prompt­ly pickled in salt tears, and takencare of by individual effort, since itwas so presented as to carry with itan emotional appeal-a case in pointbeing that of Willie Fischer lastChristmas-time. One would be in­clined to suspect that the students ofthe University of Chicago, who areopen to the suspicion of having beenexposed to higher education, wouldresent a syrupy appeal to their emo­tions, as being unworthy of reason­ing creatures-at least of creatureswhose reason has been educated. Thetrouble apparently is that in spite ofprolonged exposure, the higher edu­cation doesn'j, take. In fact, onemight be tempted to say of a certaintype of education, "the higher the COMMUNICATIONS(In view of the fact that. the com­munication column of The Daily Ma­roon is maintained as a clearinghouse for student and faculty opinion,The Maroon accepts no responsibilityfor the sentiments therein expressed.Communications are welcomed by theeditors, and should be signed as anevidence of good faith, although thename will not be published withoutthe writer's consent.)For Better Politics.To the Editor:-For some time there has been anendeavor to gain for this Universitymore politics and cleaner politics.\Ve have gained in the scope of poli­tics because of the efforts of efficientpoliticians, but we have lost in fair­ness because tht: people who endeav­ored to "purify" politics knew verylittlc about the true conditions. Itis now up to the students to casttheir votes for or against square poli­tics--next week all loyal Chi­cagoans should vote in favor ofgranting the right to vote at classelections only to those who have paidtheir dues. This system will removeone of the worst features of our pres­ent politics. namely, the "draggingin". on ele'ction day of people to votewho are not interesed in class af­fairs. 1£ this could be stopped therewould be no more people elected to, offices who are not wanted by thepeople actually interested in the wel­fare of the University.Such a system and similar systemshave been successfully established atsome of our neighboring universities­Ohio State, Purdue and Illinois, forinstance. Chicago ought not to bethe last to improve and strengthen itspolitics.Roy W. Knipschild.SENIOR COMMITTEEWILL MEET _TODAYThe Senior committee for the Quad­rangle fete will meet today at 10:15,In Cobb 12A. The following are onthe committee:Rosa Biery, Lucille Simmonds, AltaFisher, Sally Ford, Ruth Sandberg,Laura Walter, Dorothy Edwards,Claire Votaw, Gail Ryan, Reba Mac­Kinnan, Isabelle Sullivan, MarieRees, Mary Kilvary, .Regis Lavery,Agnes Sharp, Mary Smith, ElsieJohns, Helen Jeffrey, Alma Hatch,and Rosalie Bannard.Senior women will leave candy for.the Quadrangle fete booths in theLeague room today. FOR HEALTH AND STRENGTHStudents ask forh 0 R Lie K' 5, the Original Malted MilkA nourishing and digestible food drink, sustaining and invigorating,maintains health, strength and fitness. A complete food composed of cleanmilk, combined with the extracts of wheat and malted barley. Splendidfor upbuilding the system.Also in Lunch Tablet form. plain or with cocoa flavor, ready to eat. Atall dealers and fountains. Specify "HORLICK'S" and avoid substitutes.for free sample address HORLICK. (Dept. 18,) RACINE, WIS.BIOLOGICAL CLUBTO l\(EET TONIGHTThe Biological club will meet to­night at 7:45 in the Botany lectureroom. Dr. Edward C. Rosenow of theMayo . Foundation for Medical Re­search and Education will lecture on"Further 'Studies on the Elective L0-calization of Bacteria." AssistantProf, Elbert Clark will also speak on"Some Observations on Sweat Glandsof Tropical People". An election ofofficers will be held. BONWIT TELLER. �CO.me c5'pccialfy c5lzop;:/ 0'5UUJ1ion.1,FIFTH AVENUE AT 38T1f STREETNEW YORKAU PRINTEMPS-come jeune fiUe fashions for the girl in col­lege! Debonnaire little apres midi and dansant frocks (reflectingmore often the Spanish influence)-Come tailleur frocks and snits developedon Sports lines :-hats for formal occa­sions and sports wear ;-silk sweaters­originations in "Boutell" jeune fille foot­wear-PLAY SECOND ROUNDIN BASEBALL SERIESAll games in the second round ofthe inter-fraternity baseball must beplayed by May 19. Following arc theresults of the first round: Sigma Nudefeated Delta Sigma Phi 16-\ 1; Sig­ma Chi defeated Kappa Sigma 15-3;Alpha Tau Omega defeated Phi Del­ta Theta 9-7; Beta Theta Pi defeat­ed Delta Tau Delta 5-0; Alpha DeltaPhi defeated Delta Kappa Epsilon9-7 (extra inning); Psi Upsilon for­feited to Phi Kappa Psi; Delta Chide:fated Sigma Alpha. Epsilon 12-2;Chi Psi defeated Delta Upsilon 5-4. And exquisite lingerie and negligees forintimate hours,-French and Spanishimportations and originations in Bakst,Will 0' the Wisp and Philippine lin­gerie.S pccialiced types for the girl ill colleqe, distinctivelyBonwit Teller & Co.There·. the (un olquenchinsthe thirst_nd the ddiciou� of the thirstquencher to siweyou doublepleuure.But you don'tewnhaye to bethintyto enjoy eoc.-<:Ola-it·. Q treat. what­ever your reaeon for drinkins it.Demand tho genuine by (ull na�nicknames encourage aubetitution.THE COCA-COLA CO •.Atlanta. 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OPINIONS ON ptAYS OF THE WEEK"A Midsummer Night's Dream" atthe Chicago Little Theatre.By Howard Mumford Jones.Now that the tumult and the shout­ing have partially died away and theAbbots and the Friars depart, thedramatic critic of the world's greatestcollege newspaper recklessly deter­.mined to loaf and invite his soul. Letthe worst be said at once: he picked. out a thoroughly high-brow place anda thoroughly high-brow perfonnance-and if this be treason, make the most'of it. With the devilish freedom of aman on a spree he went to the LittleTheatre to sec Maurice Browne's pup­pets in ':A Midsummer Night'sDream."There is a certain calm peace aboutthe Little Theatre. Somehow in thecool walls of the place there is stored.an endless amount of dignity, enjoy­ment, and self-respect. Perhaps itlies in the gracious way in which youare ushered in; perhaps in the cordial .manner in which you buy your tick­et-as though it were a gift of greatprice and not an insult to a mysteri­ous business system; perhaps in theknowledge that your intelligence willnot be continually insulted bl' longexpositions of matters you presumab­ly know, in the evolution of a play.Perhaps it is in all these things-Ido not know-but after the brightlights and the gaudy posters of whatwe fondly call our great white way, Ifind myself returning with increasedpleasure to the little laboratory inthe Fine Arts building. ,. They do everything well there, butespecially the programs. Here is anextract: "For your entertainment andin honour of his gentle master andbegetter Will Shakespeare Puck pre­sents and will himself play his orig­inal part therein, the delectable' andimmortal . comedy, A MidsummerNight's Dream. The land is Fairy-.Iand, and the time, Fairy time, whereit might have happened and probablydid." And accordingly the pupets pre­sent "A Midsummer Night's Dream"- a delectable miniature of that com­edy in a Lilliputian world,Puck himself-some eight incheshigh-swings' valiantly around ,the" .I ".\'I .,, t world in forty minutes, and wears noharness, nor lands with a dull bangoff-stage som�where while the stagehands unharness him; the tiny, fairiesand Titania can actually fly; Mus­tard-seed looks like mustard-seed andnot like a sun-flower; and Oberon hasthe squeaky voice and majestic strutthat any elf can reasonably possesswho is only eight inches high. Titaniais, it is true, a little clumsy, and large­ly lacking in figure, but surely 'theseare matters which every fairy can beleft to decide for herself.Then there - is a delectable' Bottonof a most impossible sjmplicity,. farexceeding the simplicity of any Bottonthat ever walked on human legs onany stage; and a Peter Quince thatShakespeare would have come milesto see; and a Wall who knows theimportance of walls, even if this beonly a garden-fence and not very high,and who bows profoundly every timehis name is mentioned. I believe therewere also a Lysander, a Demetrius,.Helena and Hippolyta, but I neverknew anyb6dy who was greatly con­cerned about them when they could.watch Botton, so I don't remembermuch about that part of the play, ex­cept that Theseus was very imposing.. As I say this was a high-brow de­.bauch. I am sorry to disappoint agreat many people who are waitinganxiously on every word I say, but theperformance was quite funny, and Iremember two or three children wholaughed a good deal. Nobody winkedat the orchestra (there wasn't any,you see, to . wink), and nobody sangsongs where "moon" rimed with',"spoon" and "June", and I daresay I.should have missed these necessaryelements to a successful evening. Butyou see, Peasblossom and Mustardhad an elfin duet in the thinnest and-eeriest of voices, and I suppose Iforgot that there are only one or two,kinds of thinga that can be properlyentertaining. I will try to do betternext time. Then, too,' I'm afraid Ihaven't praised the actors enough, butunfortunately I don't know who they.were. I think therefore I'd better;bring my apologies to a close, beforeI get. in deeper and deeper!STUD�TS PLAN TOENTERTAIN FACULTY-BUT GODS OBJECT1.I,J'. ' Instructors Furnish Fun at BotanyParty-Sixty Attend Luncheonin Hutchinson.Botany' students had hoped to en­tertain their faculty at a party lastnight. For days and. 'days the" mem­bers of the program committee had"just so hoped" that everything wouldbe all right and that everyone wouldknow where to put his hands. and_feet.1?te party was held last night, but notas per schedule. The faculty turnedall plans topsy-turvy and entertainedthe students, At the luncheon heldin Hutchinson and attended by sixty,the faculty read original poetry in­'volving botanical terminology. Atthe ensuing reception g,ven in thebotany building, the faculty tookcharge of charades �nd humoroustalks.The student program committee en­joyed it immensely. Everything wasall right and everyone knew whereto put his hands and feet., '.'I. \Library Club Meets.I , A meeting of over 125 members ofthe Chicago Library club was heldyesterday at the school of Education.Dinner was srvd at 6:30. A programof English country dances given byMiss Cora Hinkins and her associatesin the Signet club followed the din­ner. ENGLISH DEPARTMENTOFFERS SCHOLARSHIPSApplicants for thc Senior collegescholarships in English will be ex­amined May 20 at 10 in. Cobb 120.-Candidates will leave their nameswith the departmental examiner, Dav­id H. Stevens, not later than' Satur­day. Students who will have receiv-.ed their associate degrees during thecalendar year ending in June are eli-gible. ,Pedestrians Schedule Party.Enthusiastic pedestrians in the W.A. A. will take a ten mile "hike"to the violet growing districts aboutThornton tomorrow. Florence Owenswho is in charge, has suggested thatthe women take Botany pails, in whichto carry the flowers. Tbose desiringto attend have been requested to signup on the poster in Lexington. Theparty will meet at the interurban ter­minal, Sixty-third and Halsted streets.at 8. --------0 & H--' -----Spring '.•ClothingWe are now showing adistinctive and notableselection of new and tastefulspring suits, overcoats, hatsand furnishings. Suits andovercoats, $25.00 and up.MEN·S � STOREOgilvie &Heneage18-�O East Jackson Boulevardc H I c A G o ..._l. ,.. �Mrs. Gilkey Holds Party.Mrs. Charles Gilkey will give a teathis afternoon'at her home at 6031Kimbark avenue for the First cabinetand the advisory board "of. the Leagueto meet Mrs. G�orge Goodspeed, whohas been made officIal head of IdaNoyes hall.Hoosier Five Elects Captain.Charles Buschman, of Indianapolis,was elected captain of the Indianabasketball team for next year. He hasplayed· guard on the team for twoyears.Classical Club Elects Officers.Ernest Schein was elected presi­dent of the Undergraduate Classicalclub at a meeting held yesterday af­ternoon. Anna Steele Beck was elect­ed vice president; Angela Tyler, sec­retary; and :Mattie Slonaker, treas­urer.Schedule Sophomore Tea.A sophomore tea has been sched­uled for Sunday, :May 21, at the PhiKappa Psi house, 5635 Universityavenue. Gordon. The college man9s shirt. Well made offine white Oxford. Cut in patterns thatassure perfectly comfortable fit. It is anARROW SHIRTCLUETT. PEABODY & CO .• hu;.,. Jlaun. TROY. N. Y. :�; ,...,.Play First Game Monday.The first game of the Snell-Hitch­cock baseball series will be playedMonday afternoon at. 3.30.Faculty Publish Business Magazine.Faculty members at the Universityof Washington will publish a businessmagazine, "Better Business", con­taining articles written by prominentmen from all over the state. linois. There wilt be room for eightyoung girls over sixteen years ofage. Terms $80 for six weeks. Forfurther information, apply, MissMargaret Spence, care, Mrs. F. R.Lillie, 5801 Kenwood Ave., Chicago.�1i1likan Will Lecture. Classified Ads.Prof. Robert A. Millikan will speakon "The Sub-Atomic World" tonightat 8:30 at the Quadrangle club.Give First Lecture Today.The first of the series of lectureson the history of. medicinewill be given this afternoon at 5 inPhysiology 25. Dr. Dodson will speakon "Epochs and Periods of Medicine."Tuesday afternoon. Dr. Herrick Winspeak on "Some Medical Classics." Five eerrts per- line No advertise­ments received for- less than 25 cents.All classified advertisements must bepaid in advance.LOST-A SILVER ORNAMENTEDfountain pen. Will the finder pleasereturn to Margaret Stillwell atGreenwood hall.FOR' RENT - FORSCHOOL FOR HOME-MAKINGand Country Life. Buffalo CreekFarm, Wheeling, Cook County, 11- months completely furnished house10 rooms, 2 baths, sleeping porch;ideal location, bargain to right tenant. Call H. P. 1273.."" ,.: ... � ...... _",.::: ... -'PRIV ATE LESSONS IN DANCINGMiss Lucia Hendershot, studio15,(1 E. 57th St. H. P. 2314.Class on Mondays at 8 p. m, Opento new members at any time.THE DAILY ,MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1916. lC 1.0···1:l1"1'·1, �.B. E. Snyder (#(Continued from Paste 1)ASCHER'S FROLIC mEATRE55TH STREET AND ELLIS AVENUETel. 4800 Hyde ParkEnd of S. S. • ·L"BUILT UP TO A STANDARD NOT DOWN TO A PRICE•GOLF ACCESSORIESTODAY, Friday, May 12thMATINEE AND EVENINGClara Kimball Young LESSONS LOCKERS REPAIRSIN SPORTING GOODS1558 EAST SIXTY-THIRD STREET"THE FEAST OF LIFE"IjfI I·lI; i. �, �: l FIVE ACTS Park Gate Hotel. BuildingCHICAGOAlsoPARAMOUNT PICTPGRAPHS SALISBURY AND COLETO TEACH IN ORIENTBETTER BABIESPSYCHOLOGY PREPAREDNESSSCIENCE Seniors Plan to Iostrud Youths ofFair Japan in Graees of Eng-lish Conversation., 1, It·if EVENING-Adults, 15 centsChildren, 5 cents.MATINEE-Adults, 10 centsChildren, 5 cents. To be fanned by wann Pacificzephyrs and surrounded by the blow­ing chrysanthemums while teachingthe youths and maidens of fair Japanthe graces of English conversationwill be the good fortune of LaurenceSalisbury and Rex Cole, members ofthe Senior class, for two �ears aftertheir graduation in June.Salisbury and Cole have receivedpositions as teachers of English inthe secondary schools managed by theJapanese government. The positionswere secured by application to theInternational' Y. M. C. A. committeein N ew York Four other collegegraduates of other American univer­sities have also' received appoint­ments.I, I. t·J\I MAROON . BASEBALL 'AND TRACK TEAMSGO TO CHAMPAIGNEASY TO SAVEAND WORTH SAVING.GET ONE OF OUR POCKET BANKSAND SAVE A DIME A DAY.Start a savings account with this oldestablished national bank. The sav­Ings department occupies convenientquarters on the street level of ourbuilding. The banking hours dallyare from 10 a. m. to 3 p. m., Saturday.,from 9 a. m. to 8 p. m.·CORN EXCHANGE.NATIONAL BANKCapital, Surplus and Profits$10,000,000.N. W. Cor. La. Salle and Ada.ma St& (Continued from page 1)the. indoor Conference and should re­peat the performance this afternoonin at least one of the events. Spinkof Illinois bas been credited with :50flat in the quarter, and he may comein for a secJnd in this race. Ameswill take the high hurdles with ease,with Guerin second, and the Illinihurdler may repeat in' the low hur­dles. Bent should place.Captains Hold Race ..Clark is the peer of any of thedownstate half milers and Merrill hasbeen running fast enough to assurehim of 'a place .. Captain Stout is ingood shape and the mile should re­sult in a pretty ra�e between him andCaptain MasoD. The results in thefield events with the exception of thepole vault, broad jump and discus, re­solve into mere speculation but CoachGill's team will capture the, lion's, share of the points. The relay should. be all Chicago from the first run­ner.The baseball team is out to main­'tain the record of -past seasons on theIllinois field, and to. show the prepathletes that baseball supremacy isnot peculiar to IIlinios. Page hasdecided to start Captain Shull on themound and reports from downstate in­dicate that Gunkel will oppose him.'Gunkel has lost two games and tied'one in three starts against the Ma­'roons. It is proba:ble that a shiftwill be made in the outfield withMarum replacing Houghton in leftfield. To Hold Trophies.The gymnasium :is opposite themain entrance to the entrance hall, to'the north. It has a spectator's gal­lery, which is entered from the sec­ond floor. There is no balcony run­'ning track, as in Bartlett. The tro­'phy gallery, on the second floor, opens'off of the spectator's gallery. Pic­tures of the athletic teams will bekept in folding cases in the trophygal1ery, as well as banners and cups.and other trophies.A long corridor to the west opensoff the memorial room, which is abovethe entrance hall on the main floor. Aseries of small-dark rooms furnishedwith beds open off the north side ofthe corridor. The offices of the Physi­cal Culture department are furtMr'along the corridor, also opening off'the north side, At the end of thecorridor and running across the en-Will Leave July 15.The two Chicago men will leave forthe far east July 15. They will stopat various points of interest en route,spending several days �t the SanDiego exposition. They will sail forTacoma July 30, on a steamer ofthe Y okohama-Maru line. After twoyears of teaching they will return toAmerica by a six months trip throughAsia and Europe,Cole is from DesMoines, Ia. He isregistered as a senior in the Divinityschool. Salisbury is registered in thecollege of Literature and Arts. Heis president of the Dramatic club anda member of Delta Kappa Epsilon .He held the office of treasurer of theJunior class last year.FOR MEN'S STYLISH HABER­DASHERY SEEE. H. WEAST1454 EAST FIFTY-TBIRD ST.Shirts Made to Order $2.00 to ,18.00SOME RARE FUNAWAITS YOU TONIGHTATPRINCESSThe Best Comedy Of 'I1Ie Year"HOBSON'S CHOICE"See Maggie Hobson's Leap- YearCoaqaest of Her Willie-Boy and theHumors of a Bridal Night in Lanca­shire,r.IIt·tI t CHICAGO Wabasb Ave. & 8thCoatinuing At This TheaterIt 8 Phenomenal EngagementEXPERIENCEThe Most Wonderful Play In AmericaEves. & Sat. Mat., 50c to $1.50. Mat.Wednesday $1.00 SENIOR CLASS WOMENINSPECT IDA NOYESc. J. BIERMANDruggistCor. Univer .. ;ty Ave. 4i 55th Street1132 E. 55th St. Phene H. P. 429 Germanic Club .!\feets.DIDECK BROS.Fine Merchant TailorsSuits and Top Coats $25.00 UpSuitS Pressed 35c. Phone Midway 9596Two Doors East of University Ave.,On 55th Street. The Germanic club will meet to­night at 8 at the residence ofProf. Wcod, 5407 Greenwood avenue,'Mr. Munzinger will speak on "The'Use of thc Phonograph in Experi­mcnta·1 Phonetics."Plan !,fammoth Ox Roast.Will Elect Officers. Today.Students at the University of Ohiowill hold a mammoth ox roast at theannual interscholastic meet this year.Over 3000 pounds of beef will be or­dered for the occasion.Harpsichord will hold its annualelection of officers today at 10:15 inFoster 24. "-�i2} Madame Hegg_.�- 3Jmpnrtril�. �illittrt1J� -IMARSHALL FIELD' AN­NEX BUILDING25 E. Washington StreetSuite 931Phone Central 182010 per cent reduction uponpresentation of UniversitymatricaJation card.tire end of the wing of the building' i�the room for corrective gymnastics.To the east of the memorial gallery,is a corridor, on the south' end ofwhich a large social room sep­.arated from the corridor by anoak screen. Across from this roomon the north side of the corridor is�lDother large room, which may bedivided into three separate rooms or'opened' into one large room. At theend of the corridor is the League'room, adjoining which is, the League'office and a kitchenette.Has Two Rooms.On the third floor and to the eastof the foyer is the women's theater. Long doors, opening onto the flat tiledroof of the gymnasium, line the northwall of the theater. Two rooms-adressing room and a property room­are behind the stage.To the west of' the foyer on thethird floor is a large sun parlor Witha tiled floor which opens onto a bal­cony overlooking the midway. This'room will be for tlie accoDfDlodation�f women who carry their lunch. ItIis equipped with a kitchenette. Open­ing off of this room to the north arethe offices which will be occupied by'the women's o�anizations. At the.west end of the building is a restroom and a business room.•• B E_ACH----THEATRE----51st sc and Harper Ave.,IIIiiIiI Saturday and SundayMay 13 and 14Marguerite Clark... IN •..'Molly - Make-Believe'•• VoMO:Dr.:FFE"Cont"1' ., ,1T�i','1 A<duriJclangres:turiethe"Epc:yest4ed Pof th"1hasDr. :durned t1The.not lof diteur,opin:estrace.In-themen!I �,! men'sionthorMlea:F,init�F:eratF;of ..HarUVB. :B'I.rI, ','T\ , UMal, ,f e10.1US1ftStolTan:StOBe, v,. t .• '. " -J