":'i YJ. {_.f�II.\.t.-iN��..!•ty.19.rrchees.mg.t..'latettes VOL. VIII-No. 56. DatIl' amenUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATUiWAY, DECEMBER 18, 1909. Price Five 'Cents,MANY WILL RECEIVEDEGREES. AND TITLES FRANcIS M. ORCHARDDRAMATIC PRESIDENTIn the east the schedules are madeout earlier than in the west. and Mr.Stagg has already received bids fromthe Xavy and Carlisle. If the facultydecide that they wish to renew thecontest with Cornell steps will haveto be made at once to get the game,So far the Conference colleges havedone nothing among themselves todope out their games for next year."I have not received a single letter,"said Director Stagg last night, "fromexercises for tomorrow.one of the colleges of the Big Eight.Monday will be elebrated as Con- There is nearly a year in which to de­vocation Day. At 3 o'clock, in Man- cide about the western games. Theredel, the convocation address will be is more hurry about those with thedelivered by the Hon. Andrew Jack- east. Personally I have not writtensun Monta�e: .LL: D., f�rmer gov- a single letter. All that have comeerno .. of Vlrgtma and U�lted States in have been unsolicited and fromdisrrrct attorney. Following the ad-t . d olleges I will not start anydress. the conferring of degrees and ou Sl e c, ... _ '-- - -. '-""t-' _.. .• """, -C�m:e_.UDt1L..l, know whattitles ," will take place, ,At 8:.)\1 the the faculty �ilf do," ,convc cation, reception will be held in The meeting of athletic managersHntch.nson, of the Conference colleges in Chica-Order of Service. go D�cember 23 will doubtless takeFo'Towing' is the order of service up the Conference football dates asfor U'iTlOrrow morning: well as those of track. Nothing def-Organ prelude: inite has been suggested about this,Fugue in G Minor-Frescobaldi. however but Director Stagg declaredOffertoire on Christmas hymn- that he will bring the matter up.-Guilmant,Oae Hadred ad TWeIIlJ is Tata­me N ...... to I.e H_redd c..Yoc&tioa.EXERCISES TO BEGIN TOMORROWHon. Andrew Jackson Montague WillDeliver Main Address at Exer­cises Monday.One hundred and twenty degreesand titles will be conferred at theseventy-third convocation, which willbegin tomorrow morning. The listof eligibles to the bachelor's degreenumbers approximately 60, and anequal number will receive the title ofassociate, signifying completion ofthe Junior colleges.The convocation will be ushered intomorrow morning at 10:30 o'clockwith a prayer service at the Rey­nolds club. At 11 o'clock will occurthe regular convocation religiousservice in Leon Mandel assemblyhall. The Reverend William Cole-man Bitting, D. D., pastor of the Sec­ond Baptist church of St. Louis, willpreach the convocation sermon. Theservice in Mandel will conclude theFinale- Vierne.Processional No. 844, "Hear Us,Thou That Broodest"-Ilsley.Invocation.Hymn No. 30, "Crown Him with::\Iany Crowns"-Elvey. (All stand­ing.)Responsive reading.Anthem, "Prepare Ye the 'Vay ofthe Lord"-Tours ..Scripture reading,Prayer, Lord's prayer. Responsehy choir. (All bowed.),Offertory, "If - with, �U :YourHearts" from .. Elijah .. ..;:_Mcndels­sohn. (The offering ii: for, the Uni-versity Settlement.) .'>: :.. ' .Hymn No. 202. "Thou Qi�st:£eaveThy Throne"-llathews., ,(Ail,'�tand-ing.) ,,_,Sermon-Reverend WiQiam,,' .cole­man Bitting. D. D., Second '-Baptistchurch, St. Louis, Mo.Hymn No. ]85, "0 Come, All Yeraithful'·-R�ading. (All standing.)(The congregation will be seatedduring the prayer and recessional.)Prayer and benediction.Recessional No. 187, "Hark, theHerald Angels Sing"-llendelssohn.Postlude, "Marche Pontificale"­I.ernmens.The next University religious serv­ice will be on January 9. ProfessorCharles'R. Henderson will preach.Yung-Hsaiang Tsao, a studentfrom Shanghai, China, won the TenEyck prize in the annual junior ex­hibition of composition and oral read­ing at Yale university. His subjectwas "America and the Far East."Ry the death of one of its fonnerregents, Arthur Hill, the Universityof Michigan will receive �,OOO tobe used for the erection of a new as­sembly hall. FACULn WIU. SET SCHEDULEAthletic Board to Discuss FootbaDContests for Next Year-MayName Varsity Opponents for Com­ing Gridiron Season at Meeting.The question of what colleges Chi­cago will meet in football next fallwill be discussed at the meeting ofthe Athletic Board this morning, ac­cording to Director Stagg. This willbe the last regular meeting of thequarter and it has been the custom togive Director Stagg authority at thismeeting to schedule games for thefollowing football season. No effortwill be made today to set the datesof the contests, that being left to thehands of the athletic department, butit is irnperativs that the choice ofcontestants be: made at once.Eastern Schedules Made.MAGAZ'INE USES POEMBY HORACE SPENCER FISKE"The March of Chicago," by FacultyMan, Printed by The OperatingBulletin.In the Xovernber issue of the Op­, erating 'B�netin. issued by the em­,ployes of the Chicago Telephonecompany. is a part of "The March ofChicago," a poem written by HoraceSpencer Fiske. assistant recorder ofthe University. The poem appearedoriginally in the volume on "Chicagoin Pictures and Poetry," which hepublished some time ago.The poem is as follows:Born with the Century's birth timeAnd sheltered within a fort;Stript of a roof by savagesAt the river's lonely port; _,Driven by demons of whirlwindAnd a million' rushing flames,And smitten by Anarchy's reddenedhand ..And a thousand deadly shames,Still upward and onward she marches.With victory on her lips,And a dauntless eye and a strenuouscryTo the world that she outstrips.Chorus.Then cheers for the mighty city,As she marches on her wayWith her banners high in the smoke­fined skyAnd her face turned towards theday;lrarching alone, two million strong,A cheer and a song (or Chicago.The Y. W. C. A. at Northwesternnetted $165 (rom a county fair. HIRE MANY STUDENTSFOR "ARIZONA WORK"ScraaWe to Get ia AppIicatiou forPositioa _ Glitteriq Irri-Iioa ProjectSCOlES SIGN FOR SUMMER WORKHired to Plant Onions Around Pota­toes to Make the Eyes Water forIrrigation."Wanted"":""Eight men fornext summer on western irrigationplant; all University men; $125 amonth, Meet Fred \Yalker and PaulGardner 10:30 today, second floorReynolds club."Advertising in The. �Iaroon alwayspays, but the above insertion was per­haps productive of greater resultsthan any "ad" that ever appeared inthe "classified" column.Not eight,' but 38 ambitious mensigned application blanks for posi­tions. It is estimated that at least50 more approached either Walker orGardner yesterday and made knowntheir especial abilities for the pro­posed work. With an interest unus­ual even among friends the managersof the proposition' made Herculeanefforts and were able to offer highlyremunerative positions to all appli­cants, among whom was "Babe"Gerend, who testified as to his abilityto perform hard labor without fatigueand assured the examiners that he'Was native American born and wasnot .addicted to 'the' use .sr : 4llcoJ�oii�'stimulants.Straube and Kassalker Apply_Alfred H. Straube also manifesteda desire for the expenditure of anyamount of muscular energy and as­serted that he was particularly qual­ified for work in the southwest by thestatement, "I can speak Spanish fine:'"Zuke" Kassulker was particularlyanxious to secure � place, and filledthe blank form' completely, with fullinformation as to his age, number ofteeth and perfect digestive organs.His references 'Were Dean Linn andllr. Stagg.Many More Bite.Joy Clark presented as his creden­tials a number of years' experiencein the west, height five feet elevenand one-half inches, weight 162pounds stripped, and had neversmoked or used other stimulant thancoffee.Nicholas B. Johnson, better knownas "Johnnie," gave his birthplace asChippewa Falls, Wis., his position astrainer in the University of Chicago,his references O. A. Knudson and J.E. Raycroft. Under the heading "Re­marks" he stated that his vacationwas from June to September 15 andthat he had 15 years' experience withdoctors and in training and was ableto take care of any emergency cases.Stapp Would Like Job •.It remained (or H. Russel Stapp,familiarly known as "Dusty," to pre­sent the most complete recommenda­tions for the work. His home resi­dence was Houston, Tex., early lifespent on a plantation and familiarwith handling teams, former employ­ment of five months in constructionwork on railroads and two months ina brickyard. Under general remarkshe positively stated that he was freefrom any catarrhal diseases.\Vhen the nature of the proposedirrigation work was announced, twomen high on the executive staff ofThe lfaroon were heard to express:hC";r feelings very vehemently, andhad not the contracts been alreadysigned it is doubtful whether manyof l"'e applicants would be willing togo to Arizona to plant onions aroundpotatoes, to make their eyes water­for irrigation purposes. work At a meeting of the Dramatic clubheld yesterday afternoon Francis ::\r.Orchard, former business manager ofthe club, was elected to the office ofpresident. left vacant by the resigna­tion of Albert Henderson. Paul H.Davis was made business managerfor the coming year.The two newly elected officershave been prominent in dramatic af­fairs throughout their college cours­es. and the present honors come asfitting climaxes to their careers. Or­chard was initiated into the Dramaticclub i� his Freshman year, and hastaken • part in several productionssince. In the play which the Dra­matic club staged last year, "TheFan," he took the part of "Crespino,"and in the first year of his member­ship he took an important part in"The Good-Natured Man." He is amember of the Blackfriars, has ap­peared most successfully at various�t1ynolds club smokers, and is of"nickel theater" fame. He was elect­ed business manager of the Dramaticclub last spring and has just resigned·�ftaCc>llee"to·-:taJ[e up -tne-dutie's or·thcp�.""-:"'" -,'- -.. -,Davis Businea'lImager.'The newly eiected business man­ager, Paul Davis, appeared first be-,fore the University public in �he roleof an actor two years ago as Zara­gueta in the play which theDramaticclub staged that year, "The Knightof the Burning Pestle." Last year heappeared in "The Fan" as Maraccbio,and has achieved fame as the black­faced comedian at the Reynolds clubsmokers. He coached the dramaticproduction of the University settle­ment last year, and has assisted invarious minstrel shows outside of theUniversity circle."The Dramatic club this year wiIIcarry into execution a plan whichthe public speaking faculty has advo­cated for many years," said Orchardyesterday. "We will for the firsttime produce our play outside of theUniversity in anotber college..To Play at Northwestern.'The plan is to exchange plays withNorthwestern university this year,afte� the regular production here. Tndue time we expect to organize aThe Kwadrang]e Klub Kwoir league with Minnesota, Wisconsinand others, each year passing theplays around so that each universitywill see the presentation of all theplays. This plan is an entire innova­tion. It is the cherished idea ofProfessor Clark, and has never beentried before by any university in theUnited States. The interest of boththe student and faculty body in theplan is intense. and the succcs s is a'�­soluely certain. Northwestern urn­versity has entered into the idea withgreat enthusiasm."We have been succc s sfu] in secur­ing our old coach, :Mr, Frank Wal­lace, once more for this year. lrr.�fotors may be called at midnight: Wallace has had a great deal of ex-goloshes at 12:05. perience in coaching plays, and wefeel most fortunate in being' able toKnockers are requested to leavesecure him, especially in view of thetheir raps in the ante-room.fact th a t he is so much sought after.The play will be ready for productionprobably some time in the latter partof January or the beginning of Feb-ruary." .The next meeting of the Dramaticclub will be held January 3 at 2BOY BAlES FACULTY rsoucsGust of Wind Reveals ChristmasMerrymaking Behind Staid Portalsof Quadrangle Club-Faculty Mem­bers Indulge in Program of Satire.'Twas a bitter cold night and theoverworked copy boy of The DailyMaroon was wending his way home­ward early this morning after a hardday's work. As he rounded the cor­ner where stands the stately Quad­rangle club he noticed the glowing IIight s and heard the strains of joy­ful music coming from within itsusually solemn and silent walls. Hisbleak and dreary soul was filled witha deep yearning as he enviouslywatched the gay cavorting's of digni­fied. stately faculty members within.As he watched the' scene a gust of'wind blew a sheet of paper in hisface. Looking at the sheet of paperhis eye caught the words, "ChristmasRevels.""Gee," said he, "dern profs is get tin'gay and dem guys in The Daily �[a­roon office dont know it. I betchadey'd want to see this."Remembering the duties to fulfillwhich he received the munificent sumof $2.50 per week, he hied himself tothe office of The Daily Maroon,where he found the overworked ed­itors just locking the office.They snatched the paper hastilyfrom the breathless boy and read thefollowing:THE QUADRANGLE CLUBSixth Annual, . " CHRlSTIlAS.- REVELSPROGRAM.A Modem Immorality Play, "TheSubway, or What Every WomanOught Not to Know."Sissy Prankhurst Liftus, a candidatefor graduate study at Bossford col­lege; a suffragette who knows.Lorenzo Deepwell, the newly electedpresident of Bossford college andMadcliffe Annex, a bachelor whodoes not know.Gorgibus \Vinpenny, dean of the fac­ulties at Bossford college, a bache­lor who knows too l�tc:.Jonathan Bobschild, secretary to thepresident of Bossford college, whoknows better.Laing's Love]y Lyric LeviathansMerry, merry minstrelsy! A doz­en dusky dudes, all matchless, merry.musical mokes, mellifluously maltreat­ing many mirthful melodies. Stir­ring, sad and side-splitting harmonics,'interspersed with jokes, quips andcranks of all varieties, none old, allnew and many especially invented forthis occasion!Costumes by Shinola company.Samcold Piano used.Scenery by Howhard Pshaw.To defray the ezpenses of this pro­gram the fonowing paid noticeshave been admitted:WANTED-Laboratory assistant.Must be familiar with the care of(Continued on Page 4.) CIah Claooses Sacceuor to A.. D. HeD­de ..... Who Resipe4 Head-sIaip of 0rpmaIi0aPAUL H. DAVIS IS NEW MANAGERClub Plans to Exchange Plays withNorthwestern University Dra­matic Club.(Continued on Page 4.)- ----------------- - -THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1909.MAROONUndergTaduate Council will meetMonday at 10:30 in Cobb hall, room3:\.Added Courses: Public speaking,section K (Newlin) at 8:30; sectionI (Xewlin) at 11.Campus Snapshots for the Cap and TO APPOINT NEW AQUATICGo'wn must be in by December 24. COACH AT MEETING TODAYAddress Faculty exchange 280.Dr. Raycroft Will Recommend aRochester Delegate Tickets and Man to Athletic Board to Suc-Berth can be bought in the Y. �. C.A. office Monday from 10:30 to 11.Railroad Tickets on sale in Cobbhall Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs­day, December 21 to 23. from 8 to 2.American Red Cross Anti- Tubercu­losis Campaign Stamps are for sale inthe Y. W. C. L. room in Lexingtonhall. •Professor C. C. Torry of Yale Uni­versity will lecture on "Old SemiticPortraits and Pictures of Men." Tues­day at 4 in Haskell hall.Phi Beta Kappa-Beta of the I1Ii­nois chapter will meet Monday at10:30 in Haskell assembly room. Ad­final decision:'mission of new r embers.Convocation Reception will be gh·­en :\Ionday from 8:30 to 10:30 p. m.in Hutchinson hall. . All students and Professor John J. O'Brien, former­friends of the University will be wel- ly inspector of the Japanese police.come without special invitation. gave a demonstration in jiu jitsu, theSe'9"enty-Tbird University Convoca- Japanese art of self-defense, to Browntion will be held Monday at 3 in Man- students.· He was the original expo­del hall. Convocatio·n address, "The nent in this country of the jiu jitsuSouth and the Nation," by the Hon. science.Andrew Jackson Montague. LL. D.Seniors Graduating This Quarter Whether or not the word whichmust hand in photos and honor lists popularly designates the residence ofto Cap and Gown 1910 by Decem- Satan should be expurgated from allber 'lJ to insure publication. Ad- of its songs and yens was to havedress Faculty exchange 280. This been decided by students of the Uni­notice is final. versity of Missouri at a recent massConvocation Prayer Service will be meeting.held tomorrow at 10:30 in the Rey­nolds club. Candidates for degrees,titles and certificates will meet inHutchinson hall; members of the fac-ulties will meet in the Reynolds club.THE DAILY show that the Conference game out­drew our game with the Gophers bymore than 4,()()().-cven though theMichigan-Minnesota game was con­ceded to be for the championship ofthe west-hardly justify our self­complacency."Evcryone but a fool reserves the&>rivilege sometimes to change 1.1ismind. Has Michigan come to a pointwhere she desires to classify herselfwith fools? Truly, Cicero spake trulywhen he said, '0 tempera, 0 mores!'"The Official Student Publication ofthe Universit� of Chicago.The UDiY��ic. WeeklyThe Weekly ._October 1.1892Cbe Daily_----.October I. 1902F-.d .. Secood-daa Mail .a the ChicagoPOIIto8ice. 0Uc.a0. l1liaois. March 18, 190,.UDder Ad. of Much 3, 1873.Publisbed daily. cuept SUDda,.. Moodaya .aDd holidaya duriDg tluee-quuten of the UDi­yeaiIy year. DAILY BULLETINTrip to University Settlement­Men invited to attend Boys' Christ­mas party today at 7:15. Start fromCobb hall.SUBSCRIPTION RATESBy c:anier. $2.50 per year. $1,00 per quarter.City mail $1.25 per ql&Mter. $3.00 per year in- adYaDce.News coDllibubou may be left.a Ellis Hall orF acuky Exc:huge. addreaed to The Daily Ma-rooD. ANNOUNCEMENTSSTAFFA LEO FRIDSTEIN, . M . EditorN. A PFEFFER . . . . � EditorA Go WHITFIELD. . . . Athletic EditorCHAS. L SUWV AN, JR.. Business ManagerASSOCIATE EDITORSH. FeIsenthal.H. C. Burke.M. F. Carpenter.Hugraye A Loog.R J. Daly.W. J. Foute.REPORTERSMia Lina M. Gould. H. R. Baukhage.J. M. Houghlaod. B. H. Lmde.Paul D. Kamen. D. L Breed.C. W, Houghlaod. J. H. Gist.H. Go W dliogton. Elroy M. Phillips.Press of McElroy & Chamberlain. 6236 Cot­tage Groye. Telephone Wentworth 7761.I �. Anent the question of Michigan'sresumption of relations with theWestern Inter col­A Pair of Fools. legiate Conferencethe :\t)ichigan Dailyhas printed certain statements whichare called Michigan's last word onthe situation. These statements con­tain food for much thought. TheAnn Arbor paper practically says thatMichigan is acting like a child witha false sense of pride in maintaining.an attitude of stubborn and unrea­sonable inflexibility in a situationwhere all interests agree that thepresent status is generally unsatis­factory.We would like to add to this criti­cism of Michigan that Chicago is inmuch the same boat. In fact bothMichigan and Chicago as the princi­pals in the difference of opinion areassuming the role of a pair of pettyand unreasoning quibblers. Neitherseems to be large enough to be gen­erous. They are both unable to seethe forest because the trees are inthe way.The (ollowing excerpt from a re-cent issue of the Michigan Daily is il­luminating and should be digested bythe authorities at other institutionsbaving an interest in the situation:"That the question is a serious oneis shown by the diversity of opinionamong the very men who are mostanxious . to see Michigan successful.We admit that we �re una?le t� sanc­tion the expressions contamed m !\{�.Hunt's communication, but take thisopportunity to thank him for respond­ing so promptly to our. re�uest fora statement from the Twm CIty alum-. We also beg leave to acknowl­:�ge our indebtedness to !\t r. Codyfor the untiring efforts. he expen�ed• .' the information for which10 gammgwe asked him."In conc1uciing our remarks on theConference question we regret to �ecompelled to admit defeat. !here ��h that 'fichigan WIll be mno c ance c •f another "ear atthe Conference or. -..s.. . hange ralll-Icast, unless condlt10n� c,. ...'" 0II' Whether from unwllhngne .. tca �. r fromadmit that it ever was wrong 0di . a'" the,·inability to �ee con l110ns .t :-. M· h· 's boaT< Inreally eXIst. .. lC 19an.f rl'in'control ha� refu�ed to ask orh�tatement. It ,,·as !\tichig.an w 0k h t of withdrawlIlg. andtoo t e S ep•.. !\{. h· ·f anyone who mustIt IS 4 lC .1�a.n. ,I . h' \Voh'erine�take the mltlatl"C If t eare to return. \Ve are fond of be·lieving that athletics have been onthe nrge of perishing in the Con­ference since Michigan's withcirawal-but the comparative figures of the�'innc�ota.Chicago game anciI :h�Minne�ota.:\tichigan game. w lIC The women of the University, notto be outdone by Professor Henri C.E. David and his French club f�rmen, have a French club of th�lrown, all the proceedings of whichare carried on in French. "Le Cer­c1e de Conversation Francais," as itis called, meets on Thursday after­noon at 4:30 o'clock in Spelmanhouse. Lexington hall. Any woma.nat the University who speaks or IStaking French is eligible to member­.. hip. The last meeting of the cur­rent ·quarter developed into a recep­::vn by the club to members of theFrench faculty. Those pre�ent from�he faculty were: !\fr. and \tr�. );itze.:\Irs. Jenkins. ·:\fr. House. :\fr. Bab­cock. :\Ir. La :\fe�tee. :\fr, Arnoult.An intere�ting program was g"·en.�I iss H ume recitcci "La :\f art desOi�eaux·' (de Coppee). !\f iss Swa­wite and :\Ii�� Pereco gave a scenefrom "L':\rc�ienne:' :\ti�s Tarking­ton sang ·'Ob�tination" (de Fonte­naitles). :\1. Arnoult recited "LeChene ea Ie Roseau" (cic Lafontaine)and sang "La Dent cic Sagesse:' acomic song..�I �.WOMEN FRENCH STUDENTS.RIVAL MEN WITH CLUB"Le Cercle de Conversation Francais"Is Formed by Women-HaveFaculty Guests. HELEN PARKER ELECTEDW. A. A. SEC'Y -TREASURERDefeats Isabel Jarvis in Second Elec­tion Yesterday by Close Voteof 48 to 47.As a result of the second electionheld yesterday l'liss Helen Parkerwas chosen secretary-treasurer of theWomen's Athletic association by amajority of one vote, defeating MissIsabel Jarvis who was the other ofthe two highest candidates in theelection Wednesday.The vote was as follows:Helen Parker 48Isabel Jarvis .47The re-election was necessitated bythe fact that in the regular electionheld Wednesday none of the threecandidates received a constitutionalmajority of the votes cast.A much smaller vote was cast atthe special election than at the\V ednesday balloting. At the orig­inal vote Miss Jarvis received a largeplurality. hut was barely defeated atthe election yesterday.ceed Knudson.The new University swimming andwater polo coach will be chosen to­day at the regular meeting of the ath­letic hoard to take the place of Os­car Knudson. who has been at thehead of aquatics for the last six years.1 n case an outside coach cannot hesecured it is likely that the graduatesystem will be tried."I have a very good man in mindFor the place:' said Dr. Raycroft yes­terday. "and I will recommend himto the athletic board at the meetingtorr-crrow. The board will make theNEWS OF THE COLLEGES_.--:\lichigan proposes to keep a fin­ger on the pulse of every organiza­tion existing among its students, andto that end its senate council haspassed resolutions that all non-athlet­ic student organizations must securefrom it recognition and permission tocontinue activity.At the graduation exercises of theUniversity of Nebraska Professor H.\V. Caldwell, reviewing the recentmessage of President Taft from acritical standpoint, asserted that themessage lacked any firm suggestionof policy on the President's part andhad wholly failed to sound a pro­gressive note.Stanford university is not so sureof having another strong track teamthe coming season. Men who tookabout one-half the points in its lastmeet wilt not compete next semester.some of them having finished theircourses and others not being eligibleon account of having completed thefull four year:, allowed,DIAMONDS.We win refund 90 per c:eDt of pur­chue price Oft any Diamond bouaht ofas ahoaId you desire to Iduna same fromthis dille oa.THIS III SU R E� VALUE.LOEB· KAHllWElLER CO.JEWElEIS .. GPTICIMS11-11 Eat ,_ StrIIt........ H "3t53 SOCIAL SEASONTHEWill soon op.···th. Senior Prom. and tile host ofminor social functions will beIIn to come In rapid suc·cession with the openlnl of the wlnt.r quart.r.THIS IIElIIS A FULL DRESS SUIT110 tailor will make that suit better than we. 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CHICAGOSteel EngraversMauufac:tmingJewelrymen714 - 716 ScIaiDer ....-wm •.O .. -Society PiDs. Protrrammes.InYitatioaa. Etc.. "Etc. -Write now for catalogue and seethe recent additions to the line. Madefor service and economy. Much ap­preciated as Christmas gifts.Your dealer will supply what youselect.Patroniz. Maroon Advertisers.BAR N E y a: B ERR Y,273 Broad St. Spring6e1d, II ...r.:Dok:at)4:-boawt)rede-aionbatler­rIDSna!lee­riDera-a-�LI­� areroartEE,theJOO.Co.,.,higan- THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1909.STORE EDITORIAL.We lind the following insert in theclassified column of The Daily Ma­roon dated Friday, December 17,1909:LOST-Taken by mistake from coatrack in Information office one blackMossler coat. Please return toFac. Ex.-Lightner.Our purpose in reprinting this in­sert is to render all the assistancepossible to recover this Mosslerovercoat, and we shalt reward thefinder if he witt return the same toMr. Lightner.The description, "l\lossler Coat,"indicates the individuality of the gar­ment. There are many "Mossler"coats worn at. the University. Theyarc easily detected by those whoknow them. Find the missing coat.­Mossler Co.I -MOSSLER CO.50 Jackson Blvd.Be Good to YourselfCharity should begin athome; so let "Santy" begood to him­self also!We don'tmean this ina selfish sense.We shouldall be as char­itable as wecan afford, yetthe youngmen whoneed clothes deny themsel-ves to make presents tofFiends who do not needthem.Special values at .$25 !Suits and Overcoats-pricerange $20 to $5 O. Sizes to50.Dress Clothes and Tu»:edoes at $35.Raincoats, $25, $35, $40.Silk and Wash Waistcoats,special, $5.Single Trousers, special,$5,. $6, $7.Mossier Co.Clothe. for Men aad Yoanc Me.50 Jackson Blvd.MEN'S SHOpAI. SchlossmannThe ShirterThe Hatter63rd & Ellis Av.Subscribe NOW for the MarOoD.Advertise in the 'Maroon.AU _a .. � to .... , for RIll, saleescbaee- Bat � of I8PPIies lor.n � nIE AMERiCAN WRmNGMACHINE COMPANY. The Typewriia Ex­ella .. BIaDcb. 3191De.ban SI.. GiCato ADVISES 'AUTHORS TO BEWAIE HARESFOOT CLUB WILLSTAGE OPERA ON CAMPUSDean Linn Tells His CIaaa FictionWriters Eke Out a Meager Exist­ence, and Shatters Illusions of Em­bryo Geniuses.Students of the English 4 class, whohave for the last three months beeneagerly absorbing sundry bits of ad­vice given out to them by Dean Linn,who teaches the embryo story writersand dramatists, were somewhat jolt­ed yesterday when he told them thatthey would be needlessly deceivingthemselves if they expected to everearn a living solely by writing."Don't try to write stories unlessyou have some other means of sup­port," were the words of Dean Linn,and by way of qualifying this state­ment he added, "and whatever elseyou may do to obtain this means ofsupport don't go into teaching. Theconstant contact with immatureminds to which a teacher is subject­ed inevitably weakens his power towrite clever stories. I could cite toyou one instance after another to sub­stantiate this statement-in fact Iknow of but one exception in all lit­erature, and that one is a member ofour own faculty.Few Writers Make Living."The number of persons who domake a living by writing alone is sosmall as to be almost negligible. Ifyou think you have a talent for writ­ing stories it is right that you shouldtry to develop it, but don't expect theoutput of your pen to provide youdaily sustenance, for if you do youare sure to go hungry. As a writery-ou will not have one chance in athousand of earning enough to keepyou. At the present time I know ofbut three graduates of the Universitywho are earning large sums by writ­ing. Two of these are producingcomic opera in conjunction with asuccessful musical composer. and theother has worked for fifteen years tobring her stories to a level which isacceptable to the publishers."Newspaper reporting is the easiestkind of literary work: to slip into and-it is ;"0 trouble for �me to stick ·in itto a certain point. The difficultyarises in trying to get on. N e wspa­per publishers witt accept almost anystyle of writing 50 long as they getarticles which contain a news inter­est. But when one has advanced upthe scale from about $8 per week to$15 he will find that he usually stopsthere unless he has in him more thanordinary ability for writing newspa­per stories. Newspaper reporting isa vigorous training for the man whocar. keep his head and profit by theexperience in finding out things thatit w1JJ give him. The newspapers aswell 2S the magazines are catting to­day for stories that are more strikingand less conventional. They wantfresh, novel matter and only thatclass will be found to succeed withthem." Comic Opera Organization of Wis­consin May Exchange Perform­ances with Blackfriars.The Haresfoot club of the Univer­sity of Wisconsin, a similar organiza­tion to the Blackfriars, is trying toarrange with the Friars an inter­change of performances with the localorganization next spring. Their de­sire was expressed to the meeting ofthe Blackfriars held yesterday morn­ing and was heartily approved. The\Visconsin club agrees to presenttheir show in Mandel hall under thedirect supervision and management ofthe Blackfriars. It is the intentionof the Friars to petition the board ofstudent organizations for the permis­sion, and it is hoped that the samewitt be granted."Such an interchange of shows,"said one of the officers of the Black­friars, "would do much to establishmost friendly relations between ourUniversity and the \Visconsin institu­tion. As it has been. our western uni­versities have met only in keenercompetition, which has caused muchrivalry. It would be indeed novel tohave the Haresfoot club bring theirshow here and \ .... e take our opera to:\ladison. It is the hope of all theFriars that this can be so arranged."There was little time yesterday- todiscuss all the important business ofthe order. and therefore it was de­cided to hold a meeting on the after­noon of Wednesday, January 5. Let­ters witt be sent to an active mem­bers of the organization urging themto be present at this meeting. A re­port of the social committee will bemade. which witt 'include their ar­rangements for the Blackfriars' danceto be held next quarter. Also a re­port of the executive committee uponthe new by-laws will be made.As it is nearing the time for thechoosing of the annual opera, ar­rangements will be made to governthis competition. A new system ofappointing managers and judgingcommittee will be proposed.PIERROT, '07, STAGESOPERA WRITTEN BY ANEVANSTON STUDENTAdolph G.' Pierrot, '07, who wasprominent in dramatic circles whileat the University, has recently dis­tinguished himself as stage managerof a comic opera called "The MoonGoddess," which has just been put onin Denver.The opera was 'written by Byron B.Boyd. a former student of N orthwest­ern university, who is now attendingthe University of Colorado. Pierrethas been connected with the DonaldRobertson company of players sincehe was graduated from the Univer­sity.Because of the serious illness of hisfather. Governor Hughes of XewYork was compelled to cancel a lec­ture which he was to have deliveredat Yale university.We foresaw thegreat popularity ofScotches this season aDd se­cured hundreds of choicepatterns befOl'e the Import­en were deaned out.Better come ·in and takeyour choice DOW. We'll havefewer pattema ned week thanthia.Our College Suits for $35are e x c e p t ion a I val u e s .TAILOR FOR EITHER STORE:YOUNG MEN 131 Las..Stnet44 Jecboa ....Advernse in the Maroon.HOliday Suggestions Engineers and Steam andContractors Hot Waterat the for HeatingMen'. Shop Hot Blast andHeating andbefore you lea�e for home Mechanical VentilatingVentilation Apparatus . Announce·ment!------ � -- ---- -- - -At the request of many of our patrons wehave Installed a department of high grade boxcandles.We have selected the CRAFTSMAN'SGU I LD line because of Its reputation for purityand quality. These arethecandies which wereformerly sold in that attractive little s�op In theold Victoria Hotel Building at 193 MichiganAvenue.While fresh goods will be received three timesper week special orders for Chocolate and Bonbonswill be packed at the Kitchen and delivered on afew hours notice. Chocolates packed in corruga­ted paper shipping boxes upon request.ESTABLISHED 1877L. H. Prentice Co.Power Plants and Power Piping.24-26 SHERMAN STREETNear Board of TradeCHICAGOProbably the largest firm of this kindin the world, viz., exclusively Heat­ing Apparatus, Steam and HotWater that Heats.G. W. BROWNJEWELERWItCllls --- JeWllry --SilmwlreFine Watoll R .... I .....6249 AftWII, wear 63nI St.· ..,111 The University of Chicago PressRetail Department"ON THE CAMPUS."CHRISTMAS BOOKS AND GIFTSAn excellent selection of good books atWOODSWORTH'S BOOK STORE,57th St., Near Kimbark Ave.Universtiy Calendars 3Sc. -:-:- Chocolate Candies 3Sc. per lb.l'f� Off�����������!�� IbiDaboa cl DJDe kiacla 01 611118 drawen to meet With the � cl YOURbasiDesa or praf_iOD.No. 421-.Ver­tical HIe has •capacity for 20 ••()()() Irtten. Coo·IbUctI'd eDtire­Iy cl SO LI 0OAK. IiDishedeither GoIc:1eo orWeathered. PriceSI3.2S ddiYeft:d.Birch MabocuySIS.SO. Writefor ca&aloc. "C"or see yoar sta·�. No' SSS $22.00 OEUVERED.The1r�Manufacturing Company98 Union Street. MONROE, MICHIGAN.THEWOODLAWNCAFE63rd ST. ANDCOTTAGE �ROVE AVENUE.HIGH-CLASS BILL OF FARE.POPULAR PRICES.Is the Flne.t end most Completely AppOinted Re.-. laurant on the South Side.SELECTED ORCHESTRAL PROGRAM EVERY EVENING.Wabash A.... Ie Jacuon 81 ....To-Night! If ,IU can pt a stylish, neatsuit .f first me qullity It aI'IISOIIIbll priCI just a ten­mlnate wllk from thl campus,WHY GO DOWN TOWN.,LET ME SHOW YOU.DiDein theNEW INDIAN ROOMof theWELLINGTON HOTELBenedict Wald1445 East 55th StreetTo-Night!E. D. MELMANFashionable Ladies' Tailorand ImporterHigh Grade Workmanship.1012 E. 63rd Street. Near Ellis Ave.Tel Midway 2539 CHICAGO.Patronize Maroon Advertisers. .THE DAILY MAROON. SATURDAY. DECEMBER 18; 1909.'AMUSEMENTS,. ILLINOISArst Time in AnIerica.THE FIRES OF FATEArtIIur Conan Doyle's Morality PlayLA SALLETHEFLIRTING. PRINCESS. 'COLONIALTheatre BeautifulRUTH S1. DENISAssIstId .., IIatiYe 0rteataI CoaIpaaJ IaHINDOO DANCESSTUDEBAKERH. B. WARNERin THESE ARE MY PEOPLEGARRICKBLANCHE RINGINTHE YANKEE GIRLGRANDA LITTLE .BROTHEROF THE RICHSEATS TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCEOPERA HOUSE,,; McVICKER'STHE ROUND UPOLYMPICDE WOLF HOPPER10 bis DeW Soag Comedy"A MATINEE IDOL."WHITNEYThey Loved a LauieCORT"THE KISSING GIRL."�>-e . COHTINUOUS VAUDDlILLJ:.HELEN GRANI1..EY & co. 8eaie WyuuArraaslemeDl Cbu. F robmao. 7 ---BoobaDs---7Clara 8d1 Jerome and Girls. AIfmJ Graat.OIiTdIA T roub.doms. StdJiag & ReYdI.Avoa Comedj Four. Elsie TadlSaadbag & Lee Palor & MerlePrices 15-25-50-75c. Pbooe Ceatral6480AUDITORIUMTWO WEEKS ONLYLITTLE NEIO.The Biaat.MOIt � MOlt Taodul Mu­sical Show EYer Staged.CHICAGO'SOWNI �"I, EDDIE FOY .:::.=Mr. Hamlet of BroadwayAMERICAN MUSIC HALL.... DIIIJ.R A. ROBERTS, in ''Clad Cow."Sbeaa & Wueeo. Bertie FoWler.EMPIRE CIlY QUARTETTEleRoy & Claytou, Other B"_ ��Added Headliner·-Eaglish Star--ELUEWALLACE.pRINCESSThe GODDESS OF LIBERTYGLOBE THEATER.Wabash A,. aid Hubbard Ct.RrIt n.. .. _ .......The Lion and the Mouse0rIIIUI'" 'n PIodIctiliPrice: NiIhI--:-25, 50, 75c. a....- MII­iaeeI. T.es.. n.. .. S&. Baa s-.. zsc. BOY BAlES FACULn FRoues FRANCIS II. ORCHARDDRAMATIC PRESIDENT(Continued from Page 1.)gasoline engines and infants. Ap­ply to A: S .. Kent laboratory.LOST-strayed' or stolen, one edu­cated lamb. Answers to the nameof Fliegende Blatter. Return to C.H. Judd or W. G. Hale. No re­ward.SPECIAL OFFERING-Shares inthe Betternot Valley. Substitutefor -Carengie pensions. Apples vs .Andy. Eve bit; why not you?CLEAN HOUSE-Try the Merriam�I unicip rl Process! Also will un­dertake investigation of accountsand no-accounts.BASKETBALL SQUAD HOLDSFIRST HARD SCRIMMAGEHeld to Tie by Fast Freshman Squad-Nine Freshmen Report forPractice.The Varsity basketball squad hadits first scrimmage of the year yester­day afternoon when it met the fastFreshman team. The Varsity squadwas minus the services of several ofits star players, including Page. Clarkand Hubble, and as a result was held'to a tic.As preliminary, practice in passing,dribbling and basket throwing wasthe program set by Coach Schommer.The men who were out trying forthe Varsity team were Captain Hoff­man, Sauer, Kelly. Edwards, Boyle.Tatarsky and Goldstein.Nine Freshmen have reported toSchommer to tryout for the Fresh­man team, and three more will be outthe beginning of next quarter. Thosewho have come out already are Kim­ball, Carpenter. Hoffman, Paine,Sherman, Bell, Cuningham, Baker andFreeman. ."We are going to have the bestFreshman team that has ever ap­peared at the University," said CoachSchommer yesterday. "The schedulehas not yet been made out, but weexpect games with the freshmen fromIllinois, Northwestern, Lake Forestand several other colleges."HARVARD AND MINNESOTAELECT FOOTBALL CAPTAINSJohnson Gopher 1910 Leader-With·ington Chosen Head of CrimsonTeam for Nat Year.Lisle Johnston was elected captainof the Minnesota football team at thebanquet held at Minneapolis. J ohn­ston is a middle law from St. Jamesand played left halfback on the 1909team until injured in the Nebraskagame.Lothrop Withington, Jr., '11, ofHonolulu has been elected captain ofthe Harvard football team for 1910.He prepared at Ohau college, Hono­lulu. He has played one year on theuniversity team at left guard. Herowed number 5 on the universitycrew last season. Withington is 20years old, six feet high and weighs188 pounds.Patronize Marooll Advertisers.A. G. SPALDING" BROS._The are the LarpstSpalding ManufacturersTrade-Mark in the world ofOFFICIALEQUI PME NTF. AllATIIlE11CSPOITS AlIIPAS�II __ IIIIIi11tHt If You =est�iD Athletic: 5podI JOGshould hue a COI!1 ofthe SpaldiDI c.ta­lope, It is a co.­pIde eacJdopcdia of"'a IN .. SIIIIt__ .. flee oa R-.... ------------.�A. G. Sp.ldlnl & Bro ••'4 T W ...... A"., CIIloae ••till .......Gu.r.nteeofQu.llt� (Continued from Page 1.)o'clock. After a short business ses­sion the trials for the parts in theplay will be held. The desire of themaangernent is to get the play wellstarted as early as possible, and therehearsals will be begun at an earlydate •Y. M. C. A. WILL CONDUCTTRIP TO SETTLEMENTTo Attend Christmas Party of Boys'Clubs at Settlement House-All Invited.The Y. M. C. A. party for the Uni­ver sity Settlement Christmas enter­tainment will leave Cobb hall at 7:15,o'clock this evening. The entertain­ment is the regular annual Christmasparty given the various boys' clubsof the settlement by the settlementworkers, and will consist of a vaude­ville sketch and other numbers of ahumorous nature. After this cclebra­tirn is ever the young merts clubs ofihe ne.ghborhoo i w il' have an enter­t;I:n'I1,' .. t and thi : will be of specialinterest to University students.While the trip has been arrangedby the Y. M. C. x., that organizationis particularly desirous that all mem­bers of the University who find itpossible will attend.Snbvcribe XO\V fnr the �laroonCl7ASSIFIED:ADVERTISINGNOTICE: Be it known to the em­plo� of the Arizona Irrigation com­pany, that at the last meeting of thedirectors of the aforesaid company,Mr. Fred Walker and Mr. Paul Gard­ner were elected to the offices ofpresident and general manager, re­spectively. Dividends of 10 per centa quarter are expected during thenext year� Arizona Irrigation Co.WANTED-8 . more men for worknext summer on western irrigationplant; all university men. $125 permonth. Meet Fred Walker andPaul Gardner, 10:30 today, 2ndfloor, Reynolds club.LOST-Taken by mistake from coatrack in Information office one black�Iossler overcoat. Please return toFac. Ex.-Lightner.LOST-Gold bracelet, Friday night,west of men's halls on Ellis Ave.Return to Maroon office. Reward.WANTED-3 furnished rooms forlight housekeeping. Schoene, 5705Drexel avenue.W ANTE� ushers at a downtowntheater; salary. Apply Supt. Gart­ner, Olympic theater. between 8 Jand II a. m. and 6 p. m.BOARD AND ROOM suitable fortwo. 6102 Ingleside Ave., 1st flat;1\1 idway 2228.PICTURE FRAMING-Pictures, col­.lege posters, art craft goods, artnovelties of every description atThe Dudley Shop. 1130 E. 63rd St.Modern BusinessJust compare oar prices aacIour 2000 DOYeity �Hema forFaD and Wmter With the beatyou have aeen elaewhere. Then,.�'D realize the advantapa theNICOll. SYSTEM offer you.. We take aD the respoDIibiIitieof _p��1ina you.Will you come in today?Prices $25, $30, $35 and up­wards.NICOLL The'Dlllor. .'WII..rDIaDI8""'.c:.LARIC. AND ADAMS STS.Hadq 1 lorthe Nicol s,..e.CW: 8£ Ad.i.. s..a...cMs ia ...... cae..Patronize IIaI'ooa Adftl'tisen. States RestaurantENTRANCE 52 ADAMS STREET9-COURSE TABLE D'HOTE WITH 'WINE $LOO6 to 9 P. M._ Daily1 to 9 P. M. SundayMIDNIGHTVAUDEVILLE11 P. M. to 1 A. M.A Varied Program of Classic and Popular N urn bers,Including Ensemble Singing of LatestIllustrated Song SuccessesO. B. STIMPSON. 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