·matly tlarnnuNo. 15 ... Price Two CentsCHICAGO, SATURDAY. MAY 30, 1908.mESOAY TO BE BIG DAYFOR WOMEN ATHLETES ----_.SNELL MEN EAT AND READ TWO ATHLETEs WHO STARRED IN THE O�YMPIAN TRYOUTSYESTERDAYsaseball. Tennis, Hockey. and Delay.ed Lawn Dances to be on theProgram. Annual Banquet and Annual Appear­ance of Snell Hall Cooler FurnishEntt:rtainment to Fifty Members ofof the Dormitory.�rore than fifty Snell hall men metin Hutchinson cafe last night. and inthe time they could share from read­ing the Snell Hall Cooler, celebratedCbampionship in Baseball Already�'Secured by Juniors-Tennis Match-,es to be Finals.the annual banquet of the Univer­;The final game of the womens' base- .. ity's oldest dormitory. With veryball series will be played Tuesday on few exceptions, the entire member­Ihe womans athletic field. Irnmcdi- ship of the hall was present. there be­aldy following the game, which will ing twice as many at the dinner asbe called at 3: 15. will occur the finals had ever before attended the affair.ill the womens' tennis tournament A copy of the Cooler was placed atand in addition the first of the each plate, and the progress of thehockt.·y matches will be played on the meal was considerably interrupted.llidway. About 5:30 in the afternoon while each guest got his first glimpsethe long-delayed field dances wilt be of the annual, and searched eagerlyexecuted on the lawn, back of the for any references to himself. TheLa'" building, year-book contained more materialIn basehall the Juniors ,have al- than either of its two predecessors,ready made their title to the cham- and it was generally agreed that itpionship clear by winning the first had improved on them in other. re­two of the series of -three games. spects.The lineups of the two teams are: No member of Snell hall, includingSeniors. Juniors. the editor and business manager, es-Jennie Roe P Mildred Dana caped a grilling of greater-or less ex-Bertha Hcnderson.C .. Lillian Stetzler tent at the hands of .the authors ofOlga Von Oracek.R.S.S ... Ella Russett the columns of squibs and grinds that­llary �I oynihan.L.S..s ... E. Harrington fill the book. Some poetry on aGatherine Slaug_ht.1 B <: : Joy Franklin great many -sabjeets is'--CUhtain'e((tiel�n Langan .. 2 B .. B'eulah Arnacost Among these is a poem dedicated toRoma Vogt B. Charlotte' Merrilt Fred Leaver, for years 'llie janitor ofEdna Kline R. F M'ary Archer Snell hall, and now holding a higherEdna Weldon .. L.F .. Margaret Mathis position-In the buildings and groundsdepartment. Fred was present at theKISS VIRGINIA FREEMAN banquet, and responded to an insist- .TO RECEIVE IVY SPADE ent call for a speech. He was verypopular in Snell, as is indicated by Ramey LightbodyTraining ,. rivnling'.. ,t,lat. for the An' interesting- baseball struggle isOlympic .tryouts is the r,ule, in the promised for the University. fans onJunior .colleges, . Long . )ook�ng legs, June 13. Captain Cleary of the 1910thick looking arp1S, and, allur ing high baseball 'team issues a challenge 'toschool records are at a premium for the Freshman team in another' col­the Junior Day, Meet. Herman Ehr- urnn of this issue of the �raroon.horn will lead, the Lit. men, toward According to the conditions of, thevictory' at least; Joy Clark witt head challenge any member of last : year'sthe Philosophy aggregation, Morris Freshman team or any other presentFishbine, the Science men. and' Leroy Sophomore is eligible' for the chal­Kling the Arts men. The gym classes lenging team. The yearling teamwitt also enter relay teams in the may draw its � material ftom the pres­meet to decide the championship for cut Freshman team and class;the graded gymnastic classes. These liberal conditions willEntries irom Lit colleges have doubtless bring out considerablebeen received for a team of twenty- stellar lights for the contest whichone. Others are coming in. and in- will be played Saturday' morning,dicate a hard fight for' the track JUlie 1.1.' Brightest among these starsevents and relay. Contrary to former are personages no less than "Orvre'announcements, contestants may en- Page, ··Pep'·· Stern. Allan Ross, Col-ter until Tuesday. lings, Pegues, and so on.Handsome medals witt be given for The probable lineup according tofirst, second and third, places in each the propigators of the scheme. Ralphevent, .. nd banners· for, the winning Cleary and H, 0: Latham, will be asteam and winning relay team, follows ;Freshmen Choose Girl Who Will the verses dedicated to him whichEstablish New Custom forIvy Exercises run:Conceminc FredWho told us what to do and say?�liss Vir!rinia Freeman was elected Fred.as representative of the class of 191 i Who loaned us, when we had to pay?10 receive the spade ,·:;th which the Fred.ity is planted CII Junior day on be- Who wun us by his charming smile?btf of ehe Freshmen, at �:le n:t'�tin� Who was most innocent of guile?l cld vcstcrday mornine, �l,ss Fr< ('- Who always stopped and talked�C""ll awhile?totes. H 0, 'Eavens-Fred tIt seems also that the officers of Who made the life of "Famous" sad?the cJ:lSS ran into debt at the last Fred.dance, It seems also that they were \Vho was on Sundays primly clad?resolved to get out of debt. and when Fred.President Smith asked all those who Who kept us meek lest he report?1I'0u)fJ contribute a nickle to this \Vho told us stories, ev'ry sort?1I'0rthy cause to stand, atl present Who was a dead-game English sport?showed their good will towards the Ho, 'Eavens-Fred!'lffic('rs and the deficit was soon Who helped us ev'ry way he knew?lIIade UP. Fred .•Who made us laugh, when we wereRELA Y GAME OF BASEBALL blue?Fred.Varsity Team to Play 15 Inning Who always knew onr present fate?Game Against Team� of successive Who prophesied our future state?Years. Who's sure to pass Saint Peter's gate?Ho. 'Eavens-e-Frcd!When were yon on the team? Die' Some bard, inspired by the lawyersYou <ay '99. \Vell you are in the who lin' on the fourth floor and�t\'enth inning. Yes, its a relay basco.. pend considerable time in study andhalt �ame. Captain Gaarde's young· argumentation. wrote the fotlowing�ten. witt mc('t :t1t "goner!''' in a fifo ,'ers('s on the joys of the law stu.1een-inning game on Thursday of dent:next we('k The first fi"e innings :\ jolly bunch of Freshmen."ill he struggled through by memo Came do,,'n to old U. of C.�rs of the teams. '9.1 to '97. TheSC'cfJTHI five by men of '98 to '02 "'1(1 They studied French; the)' stuclied1hird fi"e by the teams of 'oJ to '0;, Greek,The price of admission ,,·itt be two And got a Bach degree.ho\:rs of pleasure. No rain checks-ill be issued. ] oily times, lots of fun, �bryC?� Athletes·. �f F.our Coll�gesBegin Work in' Eameat for:. Meeton M�ll Field Next Sa�day­Many Entries oi all Sorts:_ . -, .. ....,__., .. Interestinc _. Game Promised forMorning of Interscholastic Meet­Stars· May Play on Each of Teams-,Page Eligible Ifor· Sophomores.Sophomore'�'eagher won in golf from Veblen Page, Pitcheryesterday afternoon. ;. up and 5 to Sunderlandplay. by the score of �Ieagher 42, Stangl CatcherVeblen 4i. The scmi-finals . of the Latham rbtourney witt he played today. Sunderland 21>STICKI FreshmenHendaCohenSteinhecker�lcAndrewsCarletonRoss 3b AlhrightPcqucs. Redfield S.S. Rowe. TaylorCo!lings. SternCleary. FolkEhrllOrn R.F.C.F.L.F. LorenzCharterKassulkcrTaylor, 'Ex.'ro. Makes Yale Club\Vatter \V. Taylor ex- '10. presi­dent of 1910 in its Freshman year,hasbeen elected to nook and Snake. oneof the Sheffield Scientific school duhsto which men arc eJecteel at the closeof their Freshman year. 'THREE OLYMPIC WINSTO CHICAGO CREDIT,Merriam. Light�y and Jacobs ProveBest in Their Events-,RameyWins the 880 Meter....!"Ned" Does 400 Meter in 49 3-5-·Lightbody Takes I,sOO MeterRace Easily.A heavy track and a slightly soggyfield were all that prevented severalOlympian records from being putteddown yesterday afternoon on 1\1 at­shall field at the Western tryouts. Ofthe athletes . who competed, threefrom the University covered them­selves with glory, and put themselvesin the running for places on theAmerican team.Captain Merriam's performancewas one of the most remarkable ofthe afternoon. In the 40P meterdash, he crossed the line a winner bytwo yards in :49 3-5 seconds. Thistime is but two-fifths of a secondshort of the Olympian record, andhad the track been its fastest, thereis little doubt that "Ned" wouldhaveequaled the best that has been made.His race was marked by a wonderfuls�rint during the last hundred yar:ds, ,�vben it- scloemcd"that Mas�n' of Va�- . ,,..derbilt had the 'race won.f'] immy" Lightbody cinched hisplace on the team by an easy victoryin the 1,500 meter 'race, for which healready' holds the record, He andComstock managed to'l;rt> out Mur­i>hy, the C. A. A. runner, who "blewup" near the erul of the race. Com­stock was close on "Deerfoot's"heels.Jacobs is the third of the Maroonathletes who stands a chance of be­ing picked. Without competition, hecleared the bar at II feet 8 inches,and just missed at 12 feet. Had Hag­gard, the famous Drake vaulter, en­tered against Jacobs, it is felt theVarsity vaulter could have cleared atleast J.2 feet.Resides the 400 and 1,500 meterraces and the pole vault, the Chicagoathletes were strong bidders in an­other event, the high jump. Bacon'sstrained muscle in his jumping footwas probably all that kept him fromequaling the leap of Patterson of theCherry Circle. Patterson's best jumpwas Ior 5 feet II 1-2 inches. :\litlerof 1 ndiana was unexpectedly beatenby the ex-Wolverine.The Cherry Circle athletes tookmost of the honors at the meet, andof their team, four appear to have agood show to go to London. Tnescare Garrelts, Ramey. Burroughs andPatterson. Two more, Hamilton andIrons, won events, hut their recordswere not cxcepti�nat.Garrells was the star of the meet.He ran the high hunltes on a h(':\\,y­going field, just two·fifths of a second.. lower than the record held by themighty Kranzlein. He shoved theshot out for a distance of 45 feet i(Continued OD pa&e a)THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, MAY 30, 1908.1IrI,m�f laUy lIarnnn ...--Examination days are pretty nearly Height, I I feet, 8 inches.here, the saddest days of all the year Hammer throw-Burroughs, C. A.for those who are A., first; Prather, C. A. A., second;weighed in the profes- Worth wine, Chicago, third. Distance,sional scales and found ISO feet, 3-5 inches.qOne.balf [18] of the l6 Majora required for �raduation Ql� bedone b)" correspondence. qOver 300 c1au-room courses are thusoffered. b)" members of the University Faculties. qBeaidel the reg·ular High School and Col1�e Courses. are maD)" that appeal tothose In different vocatiom-Dotabl)" to tepchen. qWork mayheghr at an)" time. qlnquire at office ofTHE CORRESPONDENCE-STUDY DE.PARTMENT�_�i::r�� C_hi_·_c_ag_o_-_- - _- ,_-_-_-_-_-_-,_-_CO_b_b_ ....H....a-U-t _7A_i,Running high jump-Patterson, C.A. A" first; �1illerJ U. of Indiana,.1 1>. 1'1 in Xl iddle Divinity parlor.seCOJ1u; Schommer, Bacon and Deg-cnhardt, Chicago, tied for third. Junior College Council will hold a, 'rbe omelal StudeDt PubllcatiOD of the OneLapUDlTeralt7 of ChlC8Co.Discus throw-Burroughs, C. A. A.,first ; Giffen, C. A. A., second; Gar­rells, C. A. A., third. Distance, 13:!:icet 5 5-8 inches.Discus throw (Greek style)-Gar­rels, C. A. A., first; Burroughs, C. A.A" second; Giffen, C. A. A., third.Distance, 113 feet 1 1-4 inches.Shot put-Garrells, C. A. A., first:Burorughs, C. A. A., second; Prather,C. A. A., third. Distance, 45' feel, 'i3-4 inches, and also won the discus 3-4 inches,wanting.A word to the wiseis doubt less sufficient; but as lIheEntered .. SecoDd-class Mall at the Chlcap MoreP08tomee. Cb1caco. III1DOla. March 18,1903, UDder Ad of March 3, 1819.wise need no urging, the hithertoPubllahed dal17. ueept SuodQe. Kou- foolish can have two: Get busy.�78 &Dd bolldQa. durlq three quarteraof the UDlnralt7 7e&r'. THREE OLYMPIC WINS .TO CHICAGO CREDITFormerl,.The UDlnra1t7 of Chleaco Weeld7.Founded (Continued 'from page I)The Weeld7. Oet, 1. 1892.The Da1l7. Oc:t. 1. 1902. throw, Greek style, with a mark ofSubscrlptioD price. $3.00 per J'ear; $1.00 113 feet I 1-4 inches.for 3 mODths. Sub8c:rlptloDS recelyed 1lt Ramey proved the sensation of thethe MarooD Omce. Ellis Hall. or at the meet through his victory over Light­Jo'acult7 Excbange. Cobb Hall. body in the 800 meter race. Light­body let Ramey keep the lead, intend­ing to get his team-mate, Comstock.into first place. Realizing near thefinish that Ramey was too fast forComstock. he himself set out to beatLUTllElt D. lo'EltNALD, Managing Editor the old Michigan star. But the latterhad too good a lead, �:'d was runningsteadily. The time, 1:57, l' just a sec­ond slower than that m.ule by Light­body at Athens.Burroughs' winning throws in thehammer and, discus. make him appearformidable. Patterson might haveimproved on his performance in thehigh jump, had the takeoff not been IF OBLIGED TO DROP. OUT OF RESIDENCECorrespondence CoursesWilJ enable you to continue your college work and gain the degree.ANNOUNCEMENTSInvestigators' Club will meet atHeight, 5 feet, 1 I 1-2 inches. special mccr ing at 12 Tuesday.Hop, step and jump-Brennan.Marquette University, first ; Irons, C.A_ A" second; Fletcher, First Rcgi­ The Sophomore baseball team hl'rf'·ment, ,third. Distance, 45 feet, 4 7-8 with chullcugcs the Freshman base­rnches. ball team to meet them SaturdayStanding high jump-Holmcs, un- morning Jtl11C 13th, to decide theattached, first; .Schornmcr, Chicago, champronship, An'{ member of .t hisand Fletcher, First Regiment, tied year's sophomore class or any mem-for second. Height, 5 feet.Standing broad jump-e-Holrnes, un­attached, first; Irons, C. A. A., sec­ond. Distance, 10 feet, 6 3-4 inches.Running broad jump-Irons, C. A.A., first; Brennan, Marquette Univcr­sity, second; Nicholl, C. A. A., third.Distance, 22 feet .. 6 3-4 inches.Pio, the pious and 'bashful priest tomakes them candidates in the front TICKET SALE OPEN FOR be is given by Bcnzics. who will berow. Holmes. the lanky negro, who THE JUNIOR DAY PLAY. remembered for his Knight in thesprung into prominence in the Bart-Doa1Dta oMee-BefOl. 8 P. ID.t II:UIa "Knight of the Burning Pestle." Helett gymnasium meet.. won the stand- Rehearsals for Zaragueta Well UnderBall. UDlveralq. Tel H7de Park 426. ,renders an exceedingly difficult parting high and, standing broad jumps. Way and Play Begins to Run with his usual skill.News eODtrlbuUODS IDB7 be left at Il:lIIa In the high leap, he- outclassed his Smoothly, The two several parts, by no meansHall or Faeulq Exehange. addressed to � field, getting over S feet. 'He was unimportant rules, arc given byclosely pushed in the broad event by The ticket sale for "Zaraguetn,' ,Davis and -Miss Day.Irons. Brennan of. Marquette. Uni- the Junior day play, opened yester- '. Professor Howland, the translatorversity, won the hop, step and jump day, and has already begun to look of "Zaragueta," has been called uponfrom Irons by a narrow margin. promising. The rehearsals arc run- to write a short critique and accountr.,Apparently there's greater need to Amour of the First Regiment, ran a ning smoothly, and Mr. Robertson isII of the play, which will appear, as itmake dormitories waterproof than great race in the five mile, though the quite pleased with the work of the customary upon the program.fireproof. time was not near the r�cord. In this cast.I race, Stophlet of the Freshmen, ran F II . . 1'0 owmg IS t rc cast:�S,ome of the �ccupants, however, gamely and drew applause by his fre- .Shackleford ••.•....... _ .. Zaraguctawon t know un ttl Monday whether quent spurts. '0 kl:.uau . lage .......... _ , _ . Don Ruiperlythey're "fireproof." The makeup of the American team The annual pilgrimage of the mcm­Garrett •.•..•....•... _ ..•• 0 Ambrozio hers of the Beta Theta Pi from thef,This is the time of year when the will be decided by the national com- Scott •.••.......•. _ ...•....... Carlos Northwestern university chapter, thesweet girl graduate may expect to mittee at its meeting in Philadelphia, Rackaway Don Sat ...• _......... uno Chicago university chapter, and thesee in print those cheerful and en- Monday, June 8, two' days after 'the Benzies ......• _ .•.......•........ Pio_ I . . Eastern tryouts About sixty ath- P D ; Chicago alumni chapter, to Heather-tire y unsolicited testimonials to her • - . . . aVIs ..•. - .•.. _ Pericointellectual grasp of things that have letes will be taken along. The rec- ::\-Jiss Grimm Donna Dolores ton, the country home of :\Jr. andbeen fired at all her predecessors.- orcls in the tryouts, averaged with Miss Chatterson Ma;'uja :\Irs. John S. Goodwin of Xapcrvillc.Chicago Tribune. the general quality of work during Miss Jackson _ .. Donna Blasa Hl .• is set for Saturday. June 6. Athe year, will determine who will go. :\Iiss Eleanor Day Gregoria -pccial train will leave the union de-Mr. Everett C. Brown of the Western Scott. In the part of Carlos, is given pot at I :20 o'clock.committee, will attend the meeting at excellent opportunity to get in somewhich the team will be picked. good comedy work, in the "straight"The summaries: part of the financially embarrassedlISnell Hall enjoyed a "Cooler" last roo-meter dash-\Von by Hamilton. Spanish student.evening. We understand there is a C. A. A.; Gronhaw, U. of Missouri, Miss Chatterson plays the part of"sizzler" coming :Monday. second; Wassonl 'First Regiment. :\Jaruja, the heroine, and makes a(TIn deb.-lte, third. Time, ::11 I-S. very dainty comedienne with her cap-II as elsewhere, science 1.500 meter race-Lightbody, Chi- th-ating laugh and her graceful ges-cago, first; Comstock, Chicago, sec- tures.onei; Murphy, C. A. A., third. Time,4:11 3-5.Editorial omce.-Before 8 p. m., II:IllsBall, UDlveralt7. Tel. Hyde Park 426.Alter 8 p. m., MarOoD Preu. 414 .Ii:. 55thStreet. Tel. HJ'de Park 3691.PItESTON F. GASS. News EditorMELVIN J. ADAMS. AthleUc Ec11torLOUIS S. BERLIN, BuaiDe!!S .ManagerASSOCIAT& IDI'I'OIL.Jerome N. FrankIW'Oa'IDSA- G. Whitfield, H. B. Fuller,W.A. Wf'!\ver Roberts B. OwenCaroline Dickey Esther M •. HallJ. Sidney Sal key Mamie LillyA. W. Wheeler, A. N. PfefferJ. M. Houghland Hargrave Long. so muddy.Three other athletes did work thatDa1l7 Maroon.SA TURDA Y, 1\[,A Y 30, 1908.�Through long association with hiscollege mate as fellow, we are told,Frank Adam's manner has grownquite Houghy,wins.111 f you must lose, though, its con­venient to be PhjJosopl�ically in­clined. Baukhage is seen in the role ofDon Indelecio, a good-natured 0)(1ChicagoAthletesto the Fore A CHALLENGE ............ 'Bows' Corre£t TailoringFOR SUMMERrfWI8.Is110 meter hurdles-Garrells, C. A. man, whose chief thoughts in life arcflSnellers used a coolcr last night; A., first: Steffen, Chicago, second: his three meals a day, :md as many,weren't there any pitchers left? Garrett Chicago. third. Time, :15 more as arc ohtainable.4-5· Donna Dolores, the sweet old auntday. and stand a good 200 meter dash-�Tamilton. C. A. of Carlos. Indelecio's wife, is ahlychance of being taken A., first; Bronshay, U. of Missouri. represented hy :\iiss Harriett Grim.to the London Olympic second; Fuller, Ripon College, thinl. �fi"s Jackson docs an excellcntgames as members Time, :22 3-5. piece of charactl.'r work in the roll'of the American team. 800 meter run-Ramey� C. A. A .. of Donna nJasa. quite different fromThe brilliant and consistently success-' !irst: Lightbody, Chicago. second: anything she has hecn sccn in hc-ful work of Capt. �Ierriam. Lighthody Comstock, third. Time, T :57. f0re, and hrings out her versatility.and Jacobs, seems to assure them 400 meter dash-�Ierriam, Chicago. Don Saturio, the self-satisfied COU11-the oppo�tul1ity of. competing for the I first: Maso.n. V�nde�hilt, . second: try doctor, is excellently portrayed"'orld's tItle in theIr events. Douglas. MISSOUri, thIrd. Time, :49 hy Rackaway, one of the recent ad-It j:; tv be hoped that a square, 3-$. ' ditions of the Dramatic cluh.de;11 will be given the \Vest in the I Fil·t-mile Tun-Amour. First Regi- Shackelford h:lS the name part, al1(1choice (If athletes, this yeai; as things ment. first: Gibson. First Regiment. his style is well adapted to representstand at present, the Conference col-I second; Stoph1et,· Chicago, third. the deaf old money Il'n(ier who U11' TAILOR FOR YOUNG MENleges should be well represented in lTime, 27:37 4-5. dergoes so many sufferings for the Two stores: 131 La Salle St., andthe British meet. Pole vault-Jacobs, Chicago, first. sake of his "pesetas." 44 Jackson Boulevard� ber of last year's Freshmen team isto be c lig'ible for the Sophomoreteam, and ally Freshman to be eligi­hie for the Freshman team.Signed,R. Cleary, Captain.H. Latham, :\1 gr.Betas Go On PilgrimageHands off cheap glovesif you want well-glovedhands. Hand outFOWNESGLOVES FLANNELAND SERGESUITS\Vc ha,·c just received acomplete line of Flannelsand Serges. Many iinport­cd and domestic fabrics tochoose from. Our linecomprises all the verYsmartest effects of the sea­son, Just the kind of pat­terns for young men andcorrect dressers.We are aiming to SUITthe colle;;;e d In­� man� �:::1vite fYour inspection 0OUr gOods.THE BOWS COMPANY,805 MaSOnic' TempleChicagoTEACHERS' PREPARATORYCOURSES FOR CHICAGO ANDCOOK COUNTY TEACHERS'EXAMINATIONS. IF yOU�lSH TO TEACH IN CHICA­GO, OR VICINITY CONSULTUS. ', Summer Term, July 6Course in Methods for teacherswho desire t� develop especial effie.cicncy in teaching.O. M. Heath, PrincipaLFlorence C. Griffi� Secretary.SPECIALSchool and College I. Suitings$25 $30 and $35 Facilities for everything inPhotography.Phone Central 60ge�SHIRTSOn and off like a coat.In filst colors and ex­c1ush-e styles. $1.50 up.CLUETT, PEABODY a CO., llakersI B 0 R DE N-:;------ICondensed Milk, Fluid Milk. Cl'Mmi and Buttermilk., All Bottled in the Country.I Borden'. Condensed Milk Cf.. I627-633 E. Forty-seventh St.r! 0frieshotheheaweheverwhmarepthama01turwewisaidoWofus;nBlsewIreofitHfPCpI uqtefcear t0 '\tde..0..Try our classified want ad. col­umn.THE· DAII.Y MAROON, SATURDAY, MAY 30, 1908.IV. Profane Language University, his diploma reciting inne might suppose that many Latin that he is a man of character,nds, of the University would be "probisque moribus." He is going toeked at this theme. Very likely be a lawyer or a physician, or a busi­y would be more shocked if they ness man, or a r-ewspapcr man, orrd some of the language, or if I (save the mark") a teacher of youth.re to tell them how frequently I I n any case, he is likely to be a manar profanity in and about the Uni- of influence in his community, be­sity, It is heard too, in places cause of the education and trainingere visitors would hear it-another he has received here, and yet he istter wherein men disregard "her a man who habitually uses profaneutation." It is much more than language. Whatever the man's mer­t. however, It is a gross and un- its oh habits, he will exert an evilIlly exhibition of 'a debased mind. intluence, especially on the boys andre man, when he was rebuked, ac- youth of his neighborhood. 110\\'ally resented the reproof, as if it much has his University educationre an unwarranted interference elevated his manhood? To him theth his personal liberties. Another highest and holiest of names is mere­,I: "I beg your pardon." 1\Iy par- Iy a word to blaspheme with!11, indeed! Why beg pardon of me? By the way-this young man whomhy 110t beg pardon of himself and we heard using profane language­God? 'Veil, this is something un- how would his mother feel about it?ual, isn't it, to have God mentioned Would he be quite willing to havethe columns of a college paper? her hear him? Oh well, you say, itIt why not speak it here? It is only a habit; a man doesn't meanems to excite little or no remark anything bad by it. Yes, it is indeedlen the Divine name is spoken ir- a habit. but what sort of a man isverently, Are we to admit that kind it who forms a habit of that kind?talk and avoid a reverent use of Profanity is one, of thc commonest? form� of wickedness, but are theNow think of it for a moment. ethical standards of the street toere is a man who is going out in a prevail here in the University?ew years with a degree from this G. ]. 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WILLEY., Supt.Phone Harrison IlIO. 18 to 26 Van Buren Street EN CLUB POSTPONESAUTHOR'S READING NIGHTDaintily DeliciousPerfectly Pur eSurpassinglySmooth onfticting Dates and Absence fromCity of Authors Influences Clubto Postpone Date.The Pen club has decided to post­one its annual author's reading nightntil the early part of the autumnuarter. The necessary absence fromhe city of several of the authors whohad previously promised to be pres­nt at this time is one of the mainactors which has influenced thecmmittee in changing the date. Ad­ded to this a number of conflictingevents on all the remaining dates ofhe present quarter has shown that itvould be impractical to hold thereading at this time. Several schemes,however, have been suggested fornext year. and it is probable that thePen club's authors' reading of nextOctober will have several innova­tions.WonderfullyWholesomeDO YOU WANT TO STUDYMINING· ENGINEERINGin the heart of a great mining country within sight of some of thgreatest mines, ore dressing and smelting plants in the world. and: inlive 'College, equipped with teachers, laboratories. and other facilities fogiving you thorough and practical courses in evervthinz DertainiuK t.the business and profession of Mining? 1If so. write to the State School of Mines, University of Utah. SalLake City, for a catalogue and.Illustrated circulars of information.Graduate and under-graduate courses.Expenses lower than the lowest elsewhere.Four-year courses in Civil, Electrical, Mechanical. Chemical, anIrrigation Engineering also given, (the last in connection with thl! StatAgricultural College).y"IJrrye STATESRestaurant Cast Picked and Rehearsals Startedfor "The Cool CoUegians"-IsYear-end Entertainment.ARTS COLLEGE 1'0 STAGEPLAYLET NEXT WEEKs. E. COR. S7A7E liND ADA.S 5TS.WNCHEON FOR BUSINESS .EN AND SHOPPERS-II.SO ..... Ie • , •Special attention to qulok .enIc ••I.COURSE TABl.E D'HOTE. WITH WINE •• t $1.0SUNDA vs. lZ TO. P. M. DAILY FROM 6 TO 9 P. Mo.a 8pecW leat ..... acc:oaqJallled b7 a •• pertor ...aaI ellta. 7 I' Rehearsals are under way for atwo-act play. "The Cool Collegians,"to be presented on June 3. by theArts College, men and women.The play is to serve as a year­end entertainment. instead of the reg­ular dance, and is to be followed hy Ia lawn party. Though the membersof the college are permitted toinvite guests, it is the purpose of theMrs. Hunt Ona Rabbcollege to make the party strictly anArts college affair, as far at least. as .the management and participationis concerned.The cast of "The Cool Collegians";s as follows:Harry �Ieredith LeRoy KlingFred Parks Allan Sayles\tt1g�il1:o' A. W. Carpenter:\lolly Wniuwright . �Iargaret BeesonFanny Hunt Olive BickleKate Ethlyn Harrington.,., P. IIf. TO ., A •••IIIDNIGHT IIAIIDE"'LL£A. , ..... eIy Orijia.z I.e. WIaiA II CoD • .:t" ia a Strict., '.01_ uI w.,.Tbe music is ROOd. the Vaudeville acts are refined and brisrht. It's aa eatert.lIl •tbat would do creClit to any theater.New Fea •• res To-Nlg.... A -DdssloD eompUIDaaial7.Rese"vaUoD 01 Tables ID AdvaDee.STATES RESTAURANT HE aN .aCK, .........I T t,.,..... ""n474 E S5'tl' 5T.I- CHICAGO. ETHICS OURBLUE SERGESARE GUARANTEEDNOT TO FADE •••All Weights and Shades1THE CLARKTEACHERS' AGENCY-c.cMD: 17 bltv ............... , ...... : _.,IMIIOB. F. CLARK, P;-;OPRIETOR)WILUAM JERREMS' SON ••Clark and Adams StreetsThis is the time to plantFLOWER and VEGETABLESEEDS •••••We carry a Iarge variety ofclean and hardy Seeds.Choice Cut Flowersalways on hand.A. McAdamsFLORIST53rd and KimbarkTelephones H • .P. 18 and H. P. 6957'Hair Dressing, Manicurini,Shampooing, Facial MassageMADAME XA. YNORSCALP SPECIALIST237 E 55th St. Phone H. P. J28'BEJIN BJlGGJlGE & EXPRESS CO.,Quick Service our Motto'·BAGGAGE OUR SPECIALTY30 WaR;ons Daily to and from AU DepotsFurnlture, Planes, 'Trunks, Merchandise and ParcelsDelivered to aU parts of the city, Depots and SuburbsMain Office: 6154r'Wentworth Ave.Telephone W�tworth 460. 461Branch Office: Information Office, University of Chicago ,Phone Douglass 288 -, Phone Harrison ISgB71 East 39th Street 48 Hubbard CounTHE ILLINOIS WAREHOUSE :AND- STORAGE COMPANYPhone Hyde Park 571 Y.imbark Ave. and 56th St.. The Cleanest and _ Best Kept StorageWarehouse in the City •••••Furniture and I?ianos Moved, Stored. Pack.ed andShipped to all pdrts of the world. 300 Private Stor­age Rooms. Large Parlor :t:.xclusively for Pianos.Rooms for Trunks and Wheels. Large Room (orCarriages, Buggies and Sleighs. Trunks to . andfrom all Depots. Local Transfers for Baggage,Furniture, Packages, etc., at short notice. .Special attention civen to University Orden.;.For "The Junior Prom," Call up '.COLONIAL AUTO LIVERY &GARAGE CO.STORAGE, -REPAIRING AND RENTING CARSSO-52 East �9th StreetFINEST RENTING CARS IN THE CITY-- Special Rates to Students --HotelsSTH ST. AND DREAEL AVE.Under Management of the National Hotel Co. Tel. Hyde Park 3739-The BEST Served atPOPULAR PRICBSRESTAURANT AND LUNCH COUNTERIn ConnectionCollege students wishing to engage in a prosperous busi­ness during the summer, without capital. will do well bycommunicating with W. H. Hutchinson & Son, loS S.Desplaines St., Chicago.Established 5' Years.,-----------------------------------------------------------�Do YOUDeservea BetterPosition10' •• THE DAILY MAROON. SATU�DAY, ·MA Y 30. 1908.-- ----- .!..-----------nero(larlwine.LitIGorI.Stein··"SciBudArIIIII-I of clothes I sell, �If the other fellow'sprice is leal theR c10thes are not as good. I-IDFifteeD to Thirty Five DoDan.• • • • VictoriaHotel BAND HAS A FULL PROGRAMIs . Rehearsing for Many AppearancesDuring Next Ten Days.The Uuiver sity band has its hu syclay sign out thcs� days, for t hc fr c­queut rehenrsals for Couvocut ionweek keep till" meml· ... rs buxy blow inurheruselves. Thv program is as Iol­lows:j .. 1I1e 6-2:00 p. m., at the Confer­cnce meet.june 6-4 p. m, at the "C" bench.june 7--10:30, escorting proce s­. sional from Haskell to )Iandd hal],Junl' 8--frolll 9 to II, at t he Prc�i­dent's reception.june 9, at the 67th Convocation.I Although the definite program hasnot been .arrnngcd, Leader Blanchardassures that appropriate pieces willbe rendered on the several occasions.srirr ing and rnart ial airs from tilt:athletic contestants songs for t iicyearly gathering of the Alumni at the"C" bench, and so on. DRINKS INKLIKE A CAMELTo load a Conklin Fountain Pen, just dip it in anyink, press the Crescent-Filler and see it fill its owntank like a. camel slaking its thirst. That's all thereis to it! No dropper-no mess-no bother. Do ita.nywhere-any time.European PlanMy price is veryDUTCH ANDRED ROOMS SELF·FILLINGCONKLIN'S PENmod�te for the kindOperated byO. A. McClintock, E. R. Carr,T. C. Capen. "THE PEN WITH THE CRESCENT-FILLER"can be filled instantly without the least inconvenience. Youcould fill it with white kid gloves on without danger ofsoiling. Besides its convenience, is the splendid writingqualities of the Conklin-the perfect feed •Lendlnz dealers handle the Conklln, If yours does not. orderdirect. Prices, 53.00 and up, Send at once tor handsome new catalo".The Conklin Pen Co., 310 Manhattan Bide., Toledo, OhioFor "The Junior Prom"CALL UPMAJESTIC GARAGE5035-5037 Cottage Grove AvenueSNE!.L MEN EAT AND READ Telephone Oakland 2566.WM. L. RUEHL, Manager,(Continued from page J)Good old Varsity.Too soft a cinch, they all agree,To stop with an A. B.A. B. C. D. all looked E. Z.,Try a classifiedMaroon. ad in So on down the alphabet they went.the Daily "Wc'Il stay and 'take J. D:' they said."just for an ornament." fH 0 <> K·SThe largest stock in this country-all kinds-standard, newfiction, technical-conJleniently arranged on our twolarge retail floors. Engraved Cards,Announcements, Etc.A. C. J.Y:cCLURG & CO.215-221 Wab:tsh Avenue, Chicago,Y. W. C. A. Girls Sell M)1ch CandyThe girls of the Y. W. C. ·L. helda candy sale in the "C" bench yester­day for the benefit of the UniversitySettlement. This is the second saleheld out of doors this quarter for theI Settlement and was quite a success.�������������.�����������������_ �n the first occasion the denlane������������...AMU���-S�E-�����������������Iso far ex ceded the supply that the• Dl£111.J... young ladies were forced to turn:!W:JY the waiting purchasers. Thistime. however, more candy was pro­vidcd with the result of about $20for the Settlement as the net pro­ceeds of hoth sales.I- Send for our DeW � IgoS illustrated - Catalogues. .: of Machinists' :Fine TOo1s�' mailed FREE on application.-FuLL -DUSS SUITSTO RENT in $:u:lr:mtecd machines. American Lost-Between 66th street, StonyT. G. SCHAFFNER & CO. Desk & Typewriter Co., 188 Dearborn 1�J:'nll avenue and the University. aWe carry "Society Brand" Clothes St. Central 6127. I:\r�e silver pin, in shape of wing.All Sizes. Sure Fit. 'Finela please return to 253 E. 66thTel. C�ntral 4875- 46 Rivet' St. RELTAnLE Rebuilt Typewriters, all -trcct, and receive reward. Phebe S.The Y8tes-Fj.she;-Tea�hers' Agenty makes, special bargains this month, Bell,Paul Yates, Mana�er, Suite 641- from our own factory, equipped --.---------.----­with modern machinery, 2:::0 horse i EUropean Tour-\ViI1 the student642, 204 Michigan Avenue. Fine " Iisfaction or your money back. The wh�) advertised in the Tribune for aA"", Bnndinsr. Chicasro. Typewriter E:xchange,;lT9 Dearborn touris t party. please apply to Ed-St. Branch of the American writ-I mnnd Buckley, 301 E. 56th St., Chi-ing Machine Co., incorporated. cago,LAW, LAW. LAW.They work nine hours a day.LA \Y, LAW, LAW,Their hair is all turned gray,-�THE [NGRAYERSANDARIISTSF"" 0 R .UNIVERSITIES &(oLLEGESJAHN & OLLIER ENGRAYIt\i mCHICAGO . '- LA W, LAW, LAW.They have no time to play.LAW, LAW, LAW.There is no royal way,. LAW, 'LAW. LAW.Are now they all agree.There's some STRANGE differencebetweenThat A. B. and J. D.The program of toasts for the ban­quct was as follows:··The Brighter Side of Snell:' WC. Moore."Future Possibilities," �IarkWheeler,"Confessions of a Rough-heuser."J E. Rackaway,"Fussing as a Profession," T. C.Pease."A Christian Grafter," W. J. 'i\Iat­thews.,. Au Revoir." toastmaster.Fred Leaver, Editor 'i\lixCooler, andspeeches. made .. - .... _-_ .. " IVARSITY CAFE..liThe . Cigarette"f. A. CONDAX & co. M'f'r's.TRADf I'IARKIt fGIS T EItEOu State Streetl Chicago. In. 305 Pearl se, New Yorkl N. Y. others, Mr. Stu.dent 55th St. and Greenwood' Ave.OPEN ALL DAYTHBCOLONIALThe Laughing Success of the AgeJee Weber and his All-Star Co., inTHE BURLE...c;oUE OFTHE 'i\IERROW WIDOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEARCUSTO.\l '\lADE CLOTHES?IF SO, HERE'S A CHANCEFOR YOU TO DO SO ANDSA VE }J what the custom tailorscharge. We are America's larg-est dealers in MERCHANTTAILORS' UNCALLED - FORGARMENTS. MEALS 20c AND UPChop Suey aSpecialtyGARRIOK THB WHITNEYThe best of Musical Farces,THREE TWINS - And will sell you at$15, $18, 520, .$22at Fifth Floor, Masonic TempleI $5.00 Sample Shoes $2.50I TEACHERS WANTEDIlJni�ersitY of Chicago Students inDemand. No Advance Fee Required.VI e have secured positionsI for many University of Chi­cago students.A large number of vacanciesnow. We personally recom­mend.•• _ Call or Address •••THURSTON TEAtHERS' AGENCY3iS Wabash Ave .. ChicagoMABEL. BARRISIN andJOSEP HOWARD in ��usica"ComedyTHE FLOWER OF THE RANCH ILLINOIS H Suits, Overcoats, Full Dress andTuxedo Suits that were custommade for $35, $45, $55, $65 and$75. We buy all the uncalled-for�art!l�llts from tailors all overr hc United States. and can sellt he m to vou at one-third whatthey (Irigi�laJJy cost. Bear in mindwe do not handle second-handclothes, but strictly new and up­to-date g'oods. Call and iusncc;our goods. you will not he urgedto buy. Money cheerfully refund­crl if �oods do not satisfy. Thiswill illustrate our wonderful of­fers:Snappy Sack Suit, made of thefinest imported unfinished worstedthe new shacks of mauve brown.Coat cut in the new a-button cf­feet, long lapels, four outsidepatch pockets. and other recent'ouches of high-class tailoring.This snit was made hy "H ;\NTZ"--one of New York's 1110st prorni­ncnt tailors, for $65. Our price�25. Many other garments to sc­lcct from. WANTED-STUDENT WORKERSDigllilied and profitable vacationwork for several men of good ad­dress, introducing our loose leaf de­vices in large business houses. FuJIinstruction furnished. Write todayfor particulars. C. E. SHEPPARD,1(l4 E. Randolph St., Chicago.POWBRSAugustus Thomas' Great Play,THE WITCHING HOUR The Dutch Musical Incident,1\1 ISS HOOK OF HOLLAND Edwards Tailoring to.163 State St •. Mentor Bg •• Rm. 157._ ...•.....•....SPECIAL TYPEWRITERS for Sale or Rent-Typewriters Rented-3 months for I Special rates to students; bargains�S and up. Typewriters sold on easy � in re-built machines. W. White-p:lymcnts, from $10 up. nest bargains i head. 36 La Sane ����.�.� _To Rent-Large front room. Heald.Tw-v a Classified Ad j l\Iany wants are supplied through." 60;29 Drexel Avenue.in The .Daily Maroon the Want columns of the Maroon.STUDBBAKBRI n the Classiest Comedy with music.ELSIE JANISIn "THE HOYDEN" �Vol.�UnusuAthphilesN.Anfor tilheJdfield.ior CIwith;class)lockeerent:numbof th:conteThefollmPhi. PilPegt. Han'WOILiStor. ScBuc,PItarsHarMacLStUJHaJSIIWAHalPLOlI.ICelSFis}GilgulIAn1:\(:G�ClK