INSIDE:Bike-Aid rolls by U of Cpage 2 The Ombudsmanreports on cheatingpage 14 CULTURE COMES BACKA RESPONSE TO EINHORNThe Chicago MaroonVolume 98, W 5 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1986 Friday, August 1,1986New power for U of CGregg MantellNews EditorThe University has recentlygained access to a new super¬computer network that will saveresearchers both time andmoney.The National Science Founda¬tion Network (NSFnet), whichupon completion will link sixsupercomputers across the na¬tion, has made it easier for Uni¬versity researchers to performtheir calculations on super¬computers and has greatly re¬duced the time that they mustwait to obtain the results of theirwork, according to Matt Craw¬ford, a Senior Research Associ¬ate in the Department of As¬tronomy and Astrophysics.“It used to be that researcherswould have to get money totravel to a supercomputer site,or else they’d have to rely onslow, expensive telephone linksand wait days for the results ofBy Jacob ParkStaff WriterThe construction of Hyde ParkCorner, a new shopping mall on53rd and Harper, is one of manycommercial developments andrenovations that will occur along53rd Street in the upcomingyear.According to Fran Grossman,Executive Director of HydePark-Kenwood DevelopmentCorporation (HP-KDC), “thereare many exciting new businessventures ranging from the open¬ing of national franchises likeBenetton in Hyde Park Corner tothe expansion of local businesseslike Rainbow’s End, an icecream parlor on 53rd Street.”The construction on 53rdStreet is expected to be finishedby early fall. Initiated by theHyde Park Chamber of Com¬merce and managed by the HP- their calculations to come in themail,” Crawford said. “Now,however, they can stay here atthe University and receive theircalculations in just a few min¬utes.”An additional benefit of thenew network, he said, is thatUniversity researcher’s mayhave a better chance of obtain¬ing NSF grants since they nowhave easier access to the com¬puters required for their work.Access to supercomputers isimportant for persons who needto perform the large number ofcalculations necessary, for in¬stance, “in the study of super¬novas and astrophysical fluidflows,” he explained.Four supercomputers areresently linked toSFnet—those at the Universityof Illinois at Urbana-Champaign,the National Center for Atmos¬pheric Research (NCAR),Cornell, and the University ofSan Diego. Over the next fewKDC, the $350,000 constructionproject is part of the neigh¬borhood improvement blockgrants disbursed by the federalgovernment.The Hyde Park Comer is beingdeveloped by Landau HeimanInc., a shopping center devel¬oper who has built the MarauetteMall in Michigan City, Indiana,and the shopping mall in RiverOaks. Besides the Benettonstore, there will be a nationalfranchise iean or record storeand a local women’s store. Theidentity of the fourth store willbe decided upon by the firstweek of August.Although no specific dateshave been set, one can expect tosee several new businesses on53rd Street including FrusenGladje, a national franchise icecream parlor, and Randy’s NYDeli and Diner, a kosher styledeli on 53rd and Hyde Park months, supercomputers atCarnegie-Mellon and Princetonwill also join the network, hesaid.While the University of Chic¬ago is not actually a part ofNSFnet, they are linked to thatnetwork by another computernetwork, USAN. Members of theUSAN network are the Univer¬sity of Illinois, NCAR, the Uni¬versity of Maryland, the Uni¬versity of Michigan, the Univer¬sity of Miami, Woods Hole, andthe University of Wisconsin.At the moment, Crawford said,the University communicateswith the supercomputer at theUniversity of Illinois “by meansof a leased phone line to Urbana-Champaign,” but by the “end ofthis year, a satellite link withfour times the speed will takethe place of the phone line.”Any university machine that is“connected to one of the severalUniversity ethemets” can takeadvantage of NSFnet, he stated.on 53rdBoulevard. Harper Court willadd two new businesses — CafeCoffee, a coffee house, andRenaissance Woman, a women’sclothing store. By Christmas, aPizza Hut restaurant will beopening on 53rd and Dorchester.Local businesses are also rel¬ocating and expanding their fieldof operations. Rainbow’s End, isdoubling its leasing space whileMinerva’s Wild & Woolly, aknitting and needlepoint supplystore is expanding to a largerspace in Harper Court. With thehelp of the HP-KDC, the exteriorof Ace Bicycle Shop near 55thand Cornell is being rede¬corated. In addition, MysticBoutique, a women’s fashionstore, is expanding to the formersite of the Far East Kitchen, aChinese restaurant on 53rdstreet, which is relocating to anarea near the Hyde Park Bank.New developmentsWANTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY/SHOOTINGUnknown male, black, age 25-30, 5’6”-5’10”, medium build,medium complexion, last seen wearing brown khaki type shortsleeve shirt with green stripes, khaki shorts and brown shoes.Wanted lor the Armed Robbery/Shooting at 1450 East 55thPlace. Any information notify Area One Violent Crimes Unit at744-8380.Telefund calls for skillBy Jennifer FortnerContributing WriterThe Telefund is an organiza¬tion comprised of College stu¬dents and neighborhood resi¬dents who raise money for theUniversity by telephone solic¬itation. Under the direction ofDonna Stonich, callers seekpledges for campaigns benefit-ting the professional schools and the Central Annual Fund of theUniversity.The callers are mostly non¬work/study students, who, underthe direction of a supervisor,nightly contact University al¬umni for donations. The pay isreasonable and the hours fairlyflexible, but according to super¬visor Mark Burtman the job isnot easy and there is a highdropout rate. “Most people onlycontinued on page twoNCAA regulation fields at Stagg Field are on scheduleBy Greg MantellNews EditorImprovments to Stagg Field willbe completed by the end of nextweek, assuring that the playingfield will be ready for use by October 1, University officialssaid Wednesday.Construction began on NCAAregulation-size soccer, baseball,and softball fields, as well as apractice field for football afterthe varsity season ended in May. “It (the project) is 95% com¬plete. All of the construction isdone. The only part that has yetto be completed is the land¬scaping,” according to RichardBumstead, head of PhysicalPlanning and Construction.“Already the dugouts are upand the fence already extends ailthe way around the field,” MaryJean Mulvaney, chairman ofPhysical Education and Athlet¬ics noted.The project, contracted byFred Berglund and Sons, hasprogressed on schedule and iswithin its $150,000 budget,Bumstead said.Hydroseeding of the playingfield surface will begin Monday,he said, “that (hydroseeding) isa process of seeding specially-treated grass into the soil. Itsprouts much quicker than justputting regular grass into thesoil.”Once hydroseeding is com¬pleted, he said, “it will be veryimportant to make sure thatpeople stay off the field. We don’t want to see joggers’ trailsbefore the grass even has achance to grow.”Snow fence barriers will be setups randomly across the field’ssurface to discourage peoplefrom jumping the fence andjogging on the field, he said.“We’re going to make it as dif¬ficult as possible for people torun around on the surface.”After the barriers are built, allthat remains to be done is to“put in a few trees in the fallafter the grass has grown in,”according to Bumstead.University officials first con¬sidered plans for the project in1984. “In the beginning, we werejust trying to try to centralizemost of the practice and playingFields for the Department ofAthletics,” Bumstead said. “Butwhen we saw the project couldbe substantially expanded withminimum expense we decided togo ahead with the largerproject.”The Quality of Life committeecontributed $30 000 toward building the new field, which itbelieves will improve overallquality of life at the University,he stated.Ingleside Avenue between 55thand 56th streets was sodded overthe project, adding about anacre to the playing field. A newsidewalk and curbing were alsoconstructed.The soccer, softball, andbaseball teams will benefit themost from the new field, ac¬cording to Mulvaney.“Now (with the improve¬ments) we have a regular soccerfield—before we just had apractice field,” she said.“Softball has moved out therefrom North Field,” she added.“The softball and baseballteams will have a dugout for thefirst time—that will help keepthe players at least a little warmin the winter.”Intramural and recreationalsports will also benefit from thenew field since the consolidationwill “open up space” at otherfields, she saidDespite the nearing completion of renovations, parts of Stagg Field willremain dosed until the end of September.continued from page oneTelefundstay with us for 7-8 weeks,” he calculates.Still, the Telefund program at the Uni¬versity of Chicago is on the whole verysuccessful, and Stonich relates that “manyschools call us for advice.” Donation fre¬quency is high, usually 80% among repeatpledgers and a respectable 20% of thosewho have never given before. Callers forthis summer’s Graduate School of Businesscampaign have already reached their goalof $65,000, having raised “over $80,000”with five weeks left to go. Last year alone,Stonich figures, the pledges received by theTelefund over all their campaigns totaledmore than two million dollars.Supervisors and callers both agree thatthe Telefund’s success is due to a com¬bination of training and motivation. It is apaying job as opposed to a volunteer posi¬tion, and after being hired each student isrequired to participate in a training ses¬sion. During this time the trainee rehearsesa solicitation script and then has a practicecalling session with a supervisor, who givesthe student feedback on how to improvetechnique.The training is heavily endorsed by allinvolved with the Telefund as a goodmethod for teaching a valuable skill.“People here are intelligent,” says super¬visor Burtman, “and if they are intelligentthey can learn to communicate.”Bike-AidBy Eric ThompsonContributing WriterTwenty-five participants of Bike-Aid, across-country fundraising ride for chari¬table organizations, arrived in Chicago af¬ter biking nearly two thousand miles fromthe West Coast cities of Portland and Seat¬tle. The bikers, who had been riding fromsixty to one hundred miles nearly everyday for two months, made use of their twoday stay in Chicago on July 22nd and 23rdto rest and to give presentations about thecharities they represent.One such presentation was made in HydePark’s Ida Noyes Hall at 8:00 in the eve¬ning of July 23rd. The half hour slide showdepicted how the funds of one Bike-Aidcharity, the Overseas Development Net¬work, was being used on a cooperative Throughout their calling careers, the stu¬dents are coached and developed by thesupervisors. “We monitor students con¬stantly on the phone; and they know this,”Stonich said.Motivation is the other important aspectof successful Telefund campaigns asStonich and the supervisors are well aw¬are. Callers agree that it is difficult toendure night after night of calling, so in¬centives such as t-shirts and mugs areawarded to workers with the highest pledgerate or total money in a night. The Directorhas also recently instigated performanceevaluations linked to salary increase andcaller surveys to increase worker satisfac¬tion with their job.There are also many callers who becomeburned out after calling for a while, or feelcaught between positive and negative as¬pects of the job. One former caller, MelanieSimpson, noted that “it was a good feelingto raise money for the school, but I feltvery uncomfortable asking people for it. Itwas a real paradox.” Other callers beganto take donation rejections personally andquit.Other students, however, remain dedi¬cated and happy. “I am learning a skill,”says one of the callers, and several ex-Telefund callers have gone on to careers intelecommunications and stock brokering.visits Idafarm in Zimbabwe.Entertainment and housing ar¬rangements were made for many of thebikers by the University of Chicago chapterof the Overseas Development Network.O.D.N. President Teresa Noverr ex¬plained: “We housed the bikers with stu¬dents and members of the (Hyde Park)community so they could have greaterinteraction with people in the area. Also,John Hervertt organized a rally downtownin which the bikers met the press. Thebikers ended their Chicago stay with abarbeque made possible through generousdonations by Mr. G’s, Morry’s and theStudent Activities Office. It was stimu¬lating to meet people our age who weretaking action against such issues as worldhunger.”Budgetcarandtruck rentalSIZZLIN’ SUMMER SPECIALforU.C. STUDENTS, FACULTY, STAFFCavalier RS ConvertibleFor reservations call: 493-7900Now through Aug. 30, 1986, if you pick up your car after noon on Mondayand return it anytime before noon on Friday you can rent a 1986 CompactSeries Convertible for only $29.95 per day, with 100 free miles per day.Budget lives up to its name with this low midweek rate. Refueling services,taxes and optional coverage are additional. Mileage rate is 20* per mile. Carmust be returned to renting location Offer subject to availability. 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Flight of the Navigator dis¬plays, instead, solid acting and a warmthsimilar to that found in a Spielberg movie.In short, because it is multi-dimensionalthe appeal of this movie crosses the pub¬erty barrier.From the outset, there are a few subtlejokes, at the expense of other spacemovies, which are obviously aimed at anolder crowd. For example, there is a scenewhere a huge, dark shadow crosses thefield of a dog frisbee catching competition.The crowd watching the competition seemsto freeze as the shadow passes over them.The hero, 12-year-old David Freeman(Joey Meyer) is in attendance, so theimmediate suspicion is that a space ship isabout to snatch him. The Freeman familyturn their eyes slowly upward to behold thehuge, menancing...Goodyear blimp. Thecrowd returns to its normal action whileadults in the audience chuckle, remember¬ing Close Encounters of the Third Kind.The movie is a bit slower and moresecretive with its plot than children’smovies generally are, so as not to seem toosimply to its adult audience. As a result themovie spends alot of time explaining, aftera revealing action, its fairly complex storyto the younger viewers. These explanationsare not boring to the older audience, asthey generally take place during well-actedemotional scenes.The situation from which the movieworks is set up after Mom, Dad, David,and his ever despised younger brother,Jeff, leave the frisbee catching contest togo home for a Fourth of July celebration.Jeff is dropped off at a nearby neighbors toplay until dusk. Later, Mom sends David tohelp Jeff home through the eerie woodedshortcut between the houses. Tensionbuilds as David picks his way through theforest. A noise puts the hero on his guard,only to have his younger brother jump down from the branches of a tree causingan embarrassing scream from the olderboy.Of course David pursues the retreating,giggling offender, but his chase is inter¬rupted by the sudden disappearance of hisdog Bruiser. He finds the canine over¬lowing a ravine from which a strange lightis shining. The boy falls down the steepslope while investigating, and seems toblack out for a second. When the momentof unconsciousness passes, he rises, a bitstunned, and returns to his house. Butunknown to him eight years have passedduring that moment, though he hasn’t ageda day.It is here that one of the most interestingof the sub-plots is played out. Jeff is nowfour years older than David. Grownups aswell as children can be sucked in by thequestion the film poses: What if I wereolder than my domineering older brotheror sister? Even first bom can contemplatethe reversal, though with a bit more an¬xiety. I won’t give away how the moviedeals with the situation beyond saying thatit is the subtle play of emotions like thiswhich give the movie an appeal above thepre-adolescent level.The second half of the movie plays downthe acting and up the action. We meet thecause of David’s problem, Max. If you haveseen any of the previews, you can probablyguess that Max is a space ship. But even inscenes aimed squarely at children, adevice such a Beach Boys song keeps theolder folks happily rolling along.There is a group that will not appreciatethe movie, however. NASA public relationsmen will moan when they see the slightlyevil Dr. Faraday (Howard Hessman ofWKRP in Cincinnati fame). Faraday, thehead of the NASA project in the movie,locks David in a room and trys to keep himfrom his family. Hessman is almost un¬recognizable in the role of Faraday. I guessit just shows what happens to DJ’s whosestation folds.Anyway, the movie is well suited toentertain almost any crowd, and don’tworry, there will be enough older peoplethere without children that you need notpretend to be taking notes for a children’spsychology class.United Colors Of BenettonCOMING TO HYDE PARK IN AUGUSTr:8 oenellor ^ r5 Of ftij benelicf -?ne'ton | Qc 1- _ - _ J V _ Dene Ion j s*k beneilonj : -v& beneilonJK? OH 53rd and Harper ^' ^^8: beneilon!J! s * -Qz beneffor2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, August 1, 1986rrii\fw K wm %m:M txmRm tPercent Of Compared ToCrime Number Total Crime Last WeekHomicide 0 .0% -0.5%~Criminal Sexual Offense 2 1.7% + 0.6%Robbery 6 5.1% -3.2%Burglary 14 12.0% + 0.4%Auto Theft 18 15.4% + 4.4%Theft From Auto 20 17.1% -7.8%Battery and Assault 21 17.9% + 4.1%Theft 22 18 8% + 3.3%Criminal Damage to Property 14 12.0% 1.3%Total Crimes 117 100% -64 crimesNumber of crimes committed on weekdays: 83 (70.9%) ( + 6.9%)Number of crimes committed on weekends: 34 (29.1%) (-6.9%)Number of crimes committed from 9am-5pm: 37 (31.6%)Number of crimes committed after dark (9pm-5am): 46 (39.3%)Percentages of Criminal Sexual Offenses.Battery and Assaults, and Robberiescommitted with a weapon: 24.1%TISHA B’AVWORSHIP & READING OF EICHA(Book of Lamentations)* Battery & Assaultin Burglary, Robbery & Theft Wednesday - August 13: Upstairs Minyan (Conservative)8:30 p.m.Yavneh (Orthodox) 8:30 p.m.Thursday - August 14: Yavneh 6:30 a.m.• Automobile Related TheftThe map and statistics were compiled by Stephen Tsung fromthe 24-hour reports of the Chicago Police, 21st precinctJuly 22 - July 28. 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Illinois 60657 Chicago, Illinois 60611 •864-4441 880-5400 642-39372—FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALARTThe Great Eastern Temple: Treasures ofJapanese Art from Todai-il This exhibitfeatures sacred objects from the temple/monastary at Nara, the center of Jap¬anese Buddhism. Best Item: 13th cen¬tury statue of Monk Chogen. Unlike theveritable library of Buddhas, appearingto Western eyes like so many intricatevariations on a Nirvanic theme, MonkChogen’s face betrays the wear gf ahuman life, one occupied by the resto¬ration of Todai-ji after its almost com¬plete destruction in 1180. The Japanesesee Monk Chogen only once a year, andhe, along with two other statues, arebeing sent back to Japan next week.Get down to the Art Institute by Sundayand take a look. —SK443-3500The Heart of Creation: The Art MartinRamirez An exhibition of figurativedrawings created in a mental institutionby an “outsider” artist. Ramirez workopens at the Chicago Public LibraryCultural Center in the Randolph Gallery,78 E Washington, Sat, July 26 andcontinue through Aug. 30, 744-8928.Nancy Dwyer, Annette Lemleux, FrankMajore, Steve Miller, Peter Nagy andTim Rollins + K.O.S. will be exhibitedin a group show organized by Josh Baer(New York Gallery owner and exhibitor)and Rhona Hoffman at the RhonaHoffman Gallery, 215 W Superior, formnow until Aug 29, Summer Hours areMon-Fri 10 to 5:30. In an art worldseason when discussion has centeredlargely on the novelty of the 'new ab¬straction’ in painting, the work of thesesix New York artists defies such easycategorization. And rightly so. Cate¬gories and simple definitions imply asense of certainty and sureness aboutthe world in which we live. But from ourvantage point in the latter part of the1980s such certainty seems somewhatmisplaced. As artist Richard Prince hasremarked, "...uncertainty is the onlything I can be certain of right now.”—Rosetta Brooks, Rhona Hoffman Gal¬lery.The Gods of Amageddon This exhibitionfeatures objects from the Oriental In¬stitute’s permanent collection. The in¬stallation approximates the plan of theCanaanite fortress temple excavated byOriental Institute archaeologists atMegiddo, the Biblical Armageddon, dur¬ing the 1930's, and highlights a gildedfigure o' the Cansanite god Baai. A freedetailed brochure accompanies the ex¬hibition. At the Oriental Institute Mu¬seum, 1155 E 58, through August 31,962-9520.Photographs of Italy and CanadianFrontier Life Two photography exhibi¬tions: Portraits of Italy: Photoghaphs byRegina Detuise, and A Delicate Wilder¬ness: The Photography of Elliott Barnes1905-1914 open this July at the ChicagoPublic Library Cultural Center, 78 EWashington, and run through August,744-892820th "New Horizons In Art” exhibition ofworks by Illinois artists, in the ExhibitHall of the Chicago Public Library Cul¬tural Center, 78 E Washington, throughSept 20, 744-8928.Robert Barnes 1956-1984 A survey at theHyde Park Art Center and the Ren¬aissance Society, 1701 E 53 and 5811 SEllis, through August 24, 324-5520 and962-8670German Art, Architecture, and Design“Mies,” "Made in Germany.” and“Bauhaus,” three exhibitions exploringGerman influence in art, architecture,and design, will be featured at Chic¬ ago's Museum of Science and Industry,57th and Lake Shore. Now through Sept1, 9:30 am to 5:30 pm daily.“Aggregate:” Six Chicago Abstraction¬ists Six Chicago artists explore therelationship between contemporary ci¬vilization and nature through their ab¬stract art. Perhaps that means our rela¬tionship with nature is an abstract one atbest? At least Marx would agree. Comeover and decide for yourself at the Stateof Illinois Art Gallery, on the second floorof the State of Illinois Center (Randolphand Clark). — SK It is open Mon-Fri 10 to6, admission is free. 917-5322DANCEAerobic dance classes are being taughtevery Monaay and Wednesday from 5:30to 6:30 pm by members of the JanErkert and Dancers Co. at InternationalHouse, 1414 E 59. The cost of the classis $3 and will run through August 27Call 753-2274.American Spanish Dance Festival Per¬formances by Dame Libby KomaikoFleming and Full Company and by thefaculty from Ensemble Espanol. At theCentre East for the Performing Arts inSkokie, 7701 Lincoln Avenue, todayand tomorrow. Tickets are $10, $9 (srs.,& students) reservations by phone. 583-4050 X3015 or 583-4062.Dance Workshop Informal Performancefeaturing works from the ballet, modernand jazz dance workshops taught thispast summer by Jan Erkert and Danc¬ers Co. At International House, 1414 E59, tonight at 8 pm, 753-2274. FreeSummerdance: Made In Chicago A threeweek festival of dance featuring per¬formances by local artists and dance-related films, organized by the ChicagoOffice of Fine Arts and cosponsored byThe Chicago Public Library. Thisweek’s performances include AndreaIsaacs: Dance Rituals with the MovingImages Dance Company, Mon at 5:30pm, Robin Lakes: Rough Dance, Tuesat 12:15 pm, and The Sammy DyerSchool Presents: Bahamian FolkloricDance on Wed at 5:30 pm Perform¬ances at the Chicago Public LibraryCultural Center, 78 E Washington St.For info on dance performances andfilm presentations call F4-N-E-A-R-T(346-3278), all performances free.MISCExplorations in Islamic Archaeology:Egypt and Jordan Donald Whitcomb,Research Associate at the Oriental In¬stitute, who recently returned from ayear in Jordan, will present an illustratedlecture featuring his excavations atLuxor Temple and in Aquaba, Jordan.The lecture will be presented in theOriental Institute Museum’s BreastedHall (1155 E 58th Street), Wed at 8 pm.Free.The Chicago International Wooden BoatFestival A showing of over 100 boats,including yachts, antique sailing vessels,mahogany speedboats, cedar strip ca¬noes, sailing dinghies and more, willdemonstrate the art of building, restor¬ing and maintaining a wooden boat.Open to the public Thu, Aug 7 throughSun Aug 10, at Navy Pier. Tickets are $5general admission, $3 students andseniors. Get your aft in gear. FILMMies (Michael Blackwood Production,1986) The Museum of Contemporary Artwill present a screening of a new film onMies van der Rohe in conjunction withthe Centennial Exhibition. This film con¬tains footage of Mies, and includes in¬terviews with him in English and German(with subtitles) as well as commentary byseveral authorities in the fields of art andarchitecture. Museum of ContemporaryArt, 237 E Ontario, Tue at 6 pm, $5, $3(students and srs.)A Passage to India (David Lean, 1984)Another E M Forster novel is brought tothe screen, this time by Mr. Tradition ofQuality himself, David Lean (DoctorZhivago, Lawrence of Arabia). I haven’tseen it, but a trusted Indologist col¬league of mine tells me it’s fun —recommendation enough for me. JudyDavis and Dame Peggy Ashcroft are twoEnglishwomen checking out the ep¬onymous subcontinent; Victor Bannerjeeand Sir Alec Guinness (!) represent thehome team. If you’ve seen one Taj,you’ve seen Mahal. Saturday at 7 and10, Cobb Hall, $2.50Sabrina (Billy Wilder, 1954) Another groovyfilm from Wilder, the master of maliciouswit; it stars Audrey Hepburn, HumphreyBogart, and Big Bill Holden. Tuesday at8, Cobb Hall, $2.50The Importance of Being Earnest(Anthony Asquith, 1952) Oscar Wilde'shard-hitting expose of the tea-and-cucumber-sandwich set, this intriguinglyoffbeat film noir stars Michael Redgrave,Edith Evans, Margaret Rutherford, andthe astonishing Joan Greenwood,steaming up the screen as a girl with a“thing” for men named “Ernest.’’Wednesday at 8, Cobb Hall, $2.50D.O.A. (Lech Kowalski, 1981) Brash andCompelling, this documentary focuseson the only tour of the U.S. by the SexPistols, England's “first" and most in¬famous punk band. The film also fea¬tures fascinating footage of key earlypunk bands, plus humorous interviewswith fans, critics, record execs, stuffyBritish anti-smut crusaders, and the in¬famous "Sid and Nancy show." —BT.Be there or die. At I House, 1414 E 59,Sun at 8 pm, $2.50, 753-2274Letter to Brezhnev (Chris Bernard, 1986)This film is divided into two halves: thefirst half being a romantic comedy, thesecond being a torpid indictment ofBritish society. Bernard mixes the twothemes with little success, often strain¬ing to make his point — that freedom isworthless if you live in poverty. Elaine(Alexandra Pigg) falls in love with aRussian sailor and after a night of justtalking, he asks her to marry him. Hepleads with her to trust him and shefalls for him with all the single-mindedness of a Juliet. She overcomesall odds to be with her man and in theend preaches to her closest friend todream. To say the least, many of thescenes are trite and passionless andthe narrative is often spoken as if itwere a series of recitations among ac¬tors. Still, Bernard makes the most ofhis camera — with tilted and high angleshots used to good effect — to show thedesperation of young English women inthe eighties. At the Fine Arts. —BTThe Falcon and the Snowman (JohnSchlesinger, 1985) Timothy Hutton andSean Penn sell state secrets to theRussians — you'll laugh, you’ll cry, butmost of all you’ll wonder, “How couldSean Penn be such a creep and still getto marry Madonna?” Fri at 7 and 9:30,Cobb Hall, $2.50Sir Alec, yes, Passage To India, no.MUSICLyric Opera Center for American ArtistsThis Summer Nights presentation willfeature a double bill, fully-staged and inEnglish!! You can see La Scala Di Setaby Rossini (of Barber of Seville fame)and Puccini’s Gianni Schicchi, with theChicago Symphony Orchestra ac¬companying At Hutch Court, 57th andUniversity, for $6 50 and $5 50 (studentsand seniors). 962-7300King Diamond and Megadeath An allGrey City Journal 1 August 861212 East 59th Street, Chicago IL 60637Staff: Stephanie Bacon, Steve Best, Brett Bobley, Michele Marie Bonnarens,Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd, John Conlon, Gideon D’Arcangelo, Frederick Dolan,Andrew Halpern, Justine Kalas, Stefan Kertesz, Bruce King, Mike Kotze,Carolyn Mancuso, Nadine McGann, David McNulty, Miles Mendenhall, DavidMiller, Patrick Moxey, Brian Mulligan, Jordan Orlando, John Porter, LauraRebeck. Geoffrey Rees. Max Renn, Paul Reubens, Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz,Sahotra Sarkar, Ann Schaefer, Wayne Scott, Mark Toma, Bob Travis, AnnWhitney, Ken Wissoker, Rick WojcikProduction: Steven K. Amsterdam, Anjali K Fedson, Steven Leslie, WayneScottEditors: Steven K. Amsterdam, Anjali K. Fedson ages heavy metal vomit party to pay thebills at Cabaret Metro, 3730 N Clark, 8pm tonight.The Famous Descendants, with semi-famous Agent Orange, Dag Nasty(leftovers from Minor Threat), and localsI D. Under. Four bands that wear leatherjackets and play super fast. CabaretMetro, 3730 N Clark, Sun, 6:30, all ages$7 in advance, $9 at the door. For moreinfo call 549-0203The Slugs, Blue Up? and Reaction Thisis being billed as mod night. Cab. Metro,same as above, Thur 7.30, all ages, $7.Pis Zadora If you’re willing to spend$16.95 for this, send $1 to 5222 SHarper, Apt #414, 60615, and you’llreceive a very special surprise At theHoliday Star Theatre, Merrillville IN, Sat,8 pm. For more info call 721-4600Lou Reed He's all grown up now, and awhore for capitalism to boot, but youshould still go see him. UIC Pavilion,Tues 7:30 pm. For more information call996-0460 Tickets are $15 if you buythem, free if you win on WHPK, 88.5FM.The Effigies Local hardcore giants, atGaspar’s, 3159 N Southport, tonight.871-6680The Beaux Arts Trio Featuring IsidoreCohen, Violinist, Bernard Greenhouse,Cellist, and Menahem Pressler, pianist.The world’s reigning piano trio will per¬form works by Hayden, Shostakovich,and Rachmaninoff al Ravinia, in theMurray Theatre, Mon 8 pm. Reservedseats only. For more info call R-A-V-l-N-l-A.New York Philharmonic, Leonard Bern¬stein, Conductor The program includesBernstein: Overture to Candida, Bern¬stein: Serenade for Solo Violin, andTchaikovsky: Symphony No. 6, B Minor.At Ravinia, Tues, 8:30 pm. Seats $26$35. $6 lawn.Violinist Itzhak Perlman The ChicagoSymphony Orchestra with JamesConlon, Conductor, and Itzhak Perlman,Solo Violinist will perform works of Ros¬sini, Bruch, Sarasate. and Ravel AtRavinia, Thu, 8:30 pm. Seats $26$35,Lawn $5Welcome Home Party for Junior WellsPhil Guy, B B. Odom, Lee “Shot” Wil¬liams, Muddy Waters Jr. and more willhelp welcome Jr home this Sun at theNew Checkerboard Lounge. 423 E 43rdSt. Lefty Diz and Magic Slim will betogether for the Monday Night BluesJam. Tue and Thur Magic Slim and theTeardrops. Doors open at 8 pm. Freeparking, cool A/C. 624-3240Rank and File People tag this band cowpunk, although they call themselves newcountry. Hank Williams they're not. butthey’re not at all a bad time. At the WestEnd, 1170 W Armitage, tonight. Formore info call 525-0808Edward Wilkerson and the 8 Bold SoulsAvant Garde jazz at the Sequel. 418 SWabash, Mon, 8 pm. $5Keith Eric and the Waterhouse band willplay an upbeat blend of jazz, calypsoreggae, and Jamaicain folk music at thepoint, Sun afternoon. FreeStraight ahead punk and straight aheadcountry Angsty music from the late 70 swill be juxtaposed with classic countryon a very special radio show, tonightfrom 6 to 9, only on WHPK. 88 5 FMBreaking Circus and Riflesport These aretwo rock and roll bands from Min¬neapolis that never achieved the com¬mercial success of Replaceker du, andmay well be better off that way At Exit,Sun, 21 and over. Mon all ages, timesunknown. 1653 N Wells, call 440-0535 Tony Big Red Aiken and the Profes¬sionals Live reggae at the newly re¬opened Wild Hare (temporarily closeddue to a massive cocaine scandal), 3530N Clark, tonight and tomorrow night327-0800Live Jazz Nightly, at the Green Mill.Tonight The Vu Jazz Sextet, Sat HeatMerchants, Sun Uptown Slam, MonBrad Goode Quartet, Tue Susie HansenBand, Wed Ed Peterson Quintet, ThuDeja Vu Big Band Lawrence andBroadway, $1 Sun-Wed, $2 Thur-Sat878-5552Donald Byrd will celebrate “Aug is CharlieParker Month’’ at Joe Segal's JazzShowcase, 636 S Michigan, throughSun. For more info call 427-4300Big Time Sarah's red hot blues show, atB.L.U.E.S., 2519 N Halsted. tonight andtommorow 528-1012Horace Silver Classic hard-bop jazzpianist and composer will do his thing, atGeorge's, 230 W Kinzie, tonight andtomorrow 644-2290THEATRESisterly Feelings by Alan Ayckbourn. An¬other comedy by the prolific author ofThe Norman Conquests, Sisterly Feel¬ings deals with the results and effects ofchoice in the pursuit of love, centeringaround the toss of a coin, a deed whichcan lead to the performance of oneversion of scene two, or a completelydifferent version At the end of that act,another decision is made, by one of thecharacters on stage, to do one version ofact two, or an utterly unlike alternate.What this means, is that at this produc¬tion, depending on which evening onecomes, one can see any number ofvariations on the play, with almost eachnight a completely different tangled webof lust, betrayal, infidelity, and wackylaughs. Mathematicians, and other realgeniuses, will realize that there are fourversions of the play, however, to see allthe possible acts, a person need onlycome to see the play twice People whoplan to see both versions can get aspecial discount on the second show, therest can pay four bucks, and it’s worth it.Opens Thursday, July 31, in the FirstFloor Theater of the Reynold’s Club. 8pm, $4-$5 —PRThe Rack by Avant Garfielde Continuesthis weekend “Followers of Avant Gar¬fielde realize the group attaches greatimportance to themes and ideas, ratherthan emphasizing trendy’ skits. Criticismof conventional morality, of failed com¬munications, of intellectual falseness,and of prejudice, timeless subjects all,permeate the group's efforts at Jimmy’s,and now at The Rack, and link themtogether in a unifying chain The Rack,then, is not a show about filth andcruelty; a program which consisted sim¬ply of dismembered body organs, andsadists talking would be no fun at allThis show is about people's reactions tosuch nastiness The results are good,the general quality of the skits is high,the songs are witty, the choreographyand direction [are] crisp, and the theateris air conditioned.” —GCJ, 7118/86 Atthe Theater Shoppe 2636 N Lincoln, Satat 8. and Sun at 7 241-5867 —PRSpoon River Antholgy by CharlesAidman I hear it’s lyrical See the re¬view, coming soon At the O'RoarkeCenter For Performing Arts, 1145 WWilson Avenue. 271-2638GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, AUtiUS! 1. 19B6—3COMBAT CITYby Larry KavanaughL. Ron Hubbard, who is probably best knownthrough the channel 66 commercials for Diane-tics, was a successful science fiction writerwhen magazines like Universe, Other Worlds,and Galaxy were turning out pulp sciencefiction to millions of readers each month. A fewyears ago he wrote Battlefield Earth, a mam¬moth sci-fi novel that made it to the bestseller’slist. In the introduction to that novel Hubbardclaimed that he could have had an equallyprofitable career writing the more mudane formof fiction. He said that he never really thoughtof himself as a science fiction writer, but as awriter of stories about people that just happensto take place in the future.By the same token, Aliens is not a sciencefiction or even a horror story so much as it is apeople story. The movie deserves to be seenbecause of the way the characters in it react tothe events around them and the way theyinteract with each other. If you sifted out thehorridness of the alien and all mention of thefuture, a good story about how a group ofpeople deal with deadly adversity would re¬main.Although this movie is over two hours long, itnever drags. You are always interested in whatis going on on the screen. Quite frequently thisis because you are scared stiff. And everythingfrom desparate planning sessions to chasescenes are punctuated with morbid comedythat is believable only because the charactersare so well-defined. Aliens picks up where Alien left off sevenyears ago. Warrant Officer Ripley (played won¬derfully by Sigourney Weaver) is cruising alongin her space lifeboat, deeply asleep. She haddestroyed the main ship as a last ditch effort tokill the alien on board at the conclusion ofAlien. Space salvagers come across the life¬boat and are disappointed to find Ripley stillalive. They had hoped to find an empty spaceship to scrap. Ripley is taken back to an earth-orbitting space station of the space agencywhich sent her mission out originally.She is revived in the station’s hospital only todiscover that she spent more than fifty years insuspended animation. The agency calls her infor a debriefing and an explanation. They arecurious as to why she destroyed a multi-billiondollar star cruiser. As she has no evidence ofthe alien, her story is not well-received. Appar¬ently colonists have been living on the planeton which Ripley and her crew encountered thealien for 30 years without sighting any similarcreatures.Friendless and jobless in a world she hardlyrecognizes, the former space officer takes a jobon the space docks loading and unloadingcargo. Even Ripley’s nights are hellish as she isplagued by dreams of the alien. Creatures thatgrow inside the human body and burst throughthe chest when they are fully developed tend toencourage nightmaresBut contact is suddenly lost with the colonistson the world where Ripley says the aliens are.The colonial marines are dispatched and theagency, embodied by the altogether slimy Burke (Paul Reiser) wants Ripley to go alongwith them as an advisor, just in case the aliensdo exist. After a bit of soul searching, shedecides that her nightmares won’t cease untilshe faces her fears. And here begins Aliens....James Cameron, the writer of the movie,obviously gave a lot of thought as to what thefuture will be like, down to the most minutedetail. In one scene Burke gives Ripley hiscard, telling her to call him. When she doescall, she merely slips the card into the phoneand it dials Burke’s number. It’s an idea AT&Tshould look into.The scenes with the colonial marines arereminiscent of Vietnam. The LieutenantGorman (William Hope) is commanding hissecond mission and is greener than a freshly cut sapling. The troops he commands areseasoned veterans of ‘‘bug warfare,” whichsounds a lot like the guerilla warfare those whosurvived Vietnam adapted to. Unfortunately forthe marines, the lieutenant acts as green inbattle as he did when they first met him.There are a few holes in the story, like whydoesn’t Ripley suffer from any culture shock.Technology has advanced fifty years, yet sheseems unfazed. Holes like this one can’t de¬tract from the movie, however, because onecan always postulate that the director left thescenes of Ripley trying to operate a moderntoaster on the floor of the cutting room.In the final analysis Aliens is an enjoyablemovie. You might be frightened by it, but youwon’t be sorry you saw it.LETTER TOBREZHNEV: ACASE OFMISTAKENGENREby Sandra PeshkinIn drama, and perhaps in everything,what’s good, what “works,” and evenwhat you like is determined, to a largeextent, by how you categorize something.King Lear is a lousy love story. The chasescene on the heath is similarly not thestuff of which a good action adventure ismade. Moreover, assigning something tothe wrong genre leaves too such unex¬plained: How can Paris love a character as insufficiently developed as Cordelia?And why all those riddles about egg shellsand eyes?Okay, so my example is extreme. Butsuch false assumptions and expectationsare what prevent many good movies fromgetting the reception and acclaim theydeserve. Letter to Brezhnev is currentlysuffering from this treatment, and it isinteresting to see why.Letter to Brezhnev courts misconstrual.It seems to be a romance. The plot isostensibly about two “Kirby girls,” Elaineand Teresa, who pick up two Russiansailors on 24-hour shore leave and spendthe night with them, and how Elaine decides to leave Liverpool for Russia soas to marry one of them. Critics cancalmly compare Teresa and Sergei'scarnal fling with Elaine and Piotr’s sen¬sitive encounter and eternal commitment.Alternatively, Letter to Brezhnev can beconsidered among the precious fewmovies that show Russia as somethingother than the “Evil Empire,” or at leastmake the choice between life in the Westand in the East less obvious. Brezhnev,for reasons of pity or public relations, isthe one who facilitates Elaine and Piotr’sreunion. And Elaine’s willingness toabandon her country, and her difficultygetting out, challenges the usual portrayalof the Soviet Union as the place fromwhich one must escape. These boy-meets-girl and East-meets-West formulaeseem, at first, to apply well. They accountfor the easy stuff: the title, the simplifiedplot, the stilted dialogues about the dif¬ficulty of finding men in Liverpool, or howone must line up to buy food in bothcountries. But if that is as far as you pushthis film, you have gotten nothing newfrom it, and missed what it is really about.Perhaps the author, Frank Clark, andthe director, Chis Bernard, intend you tofind more in this film. The first clue to thiscinematic puzzle takes the form of cornyphotography: dreamy slow motion dancescenes, hazy lovers’ romps through a dirtyindustrial cityscape. The dialogue is justas corny, almost as bad as the stuff youswayed ’em with before you learned toblow them away with Derrida: “That’s mystar. It shines into my bedroom window at home. Promise to think of me wheneveryou see it... .” Finally, we need to accountfor the dramatic shortcuts, by which theromances are hastily assumed instead ofcarefully developed, and by which thegovernments’ attempts to thwart (UK) orfacilitate (USSR) Elaine and Piotr’s reun¬ion are abrupt caricatures of the calcu¬lated sentimental nationalism of Britainand the impersonal bureaucratic capriceof the Soviet Union.The best clue lies in the ending of thefilm. If this is a romance, it has none. Weare left uncertain not only of whetherElaine will find Piotr, but also of whetheror not he is already married, and hencehis romance with Elaine is fictional in hiseyes as it is in ours. If this film is meant tobe a comment on British suppression ofindividual freedom and happiness, it issimply a silly, irrelevant ending. Whatends appropriately with the end of thefilm? Another story altogether.Letter to Brezhnev is about strengthand integrity: the strength to create a lifeout of the rather paltry raw materials oneis given, and the integrity to sustain thatwaking dream against all odds. Elaine andTeresa have very different dreams, both ofwhich are stereotypical romantic mythsTeresa seeks a mad, passionate loveaffair with a tall, dark stranger. It takes hera long time to realize that Sergei doesn’tunderstand a word of English. She nevergets his name straight. Elaine seeks deephonest love with a soulmate. She andPiotr spend the entire night talking—justtalking—and swear to be true to eachother forever despite the separation forcedupon them. Different as their dreams are,Elaine and Teresa encourage and supporteach other’s attempts to attain themElaine’s pep talk enables Teresa to keepup her sex-fiend facade through the nightwith Sergei. Teresa’s questionablecounsel convinces Elaine to go to Russiadespite all the forms of discouragementthat surround her. In essence, each quellsthe other’s self-doubts and buttresses herstrength and resolve.This is why Letter to Brezhnev must endas it does, with Elaine bound for Russiawithout a guarantee that she will marryPiotr, and, Teresa calling tearfully afterher, “Ten Igor I love him!” This finalscene shows Elaine committed to her roleas a woman so much in love that she willgive up all she has, and Teresa in her roleas the jilted beauty left at the docksideafter a torrential one night stand. Eachhas chosen to pursue her reality born of adream and to be loyal to her fancifulcreation of herself.One misconstrues Letter to Brezhnevby confusing the stories Elaine andTeresa create with the story Clark andBernard have created.The corniness, the cliches, the for¬mulaic aspects of the plot belong to theformer. You may not like it, but that’s howlife is. Clark and Bernard’s story breaksthose stories, reins them in to make itsown point. It is in its alteration of Elaineand Teresa’s stories that the merit ofLetter to Brezhnev lies.4—FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALPianistRay DrownStarting August 5th,Every Tuesday thru SaturdayFrom 6 o'clock on!Come and relax to the soothing sounds of Roy Drown,accompanied by TJ s specially satisfying cocktails, finewines & appetizers.Make the occasion special..."KB Hyde Park by the Lake5500 S. 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One-, Two- and Three-Bedroom ApartmentsOne-bedroom from $555 • Two-bedroom from $765Rent includes heat, cooking gas and master TV antennaCfCMemaeiicme1642 East 56th StreetIn Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and IndustryEqual Housing Opportunity Managed by Metroplex. ln< /The 1st Congressional District of the Illinois NuclearWeapons Freeze invites our friends and neighbors togather, on the 41st anniversary of the dropping of thefirst atomic bomb on Hiroshima, to remember our pastand protect our future by declaring “Test Ban Now”Date: AUGUST 6,1986Place: Henry Moore Sculpture5633 S. EllisTime: 7 p.m.After the program, we will walk down 57th Street to theLagoon, just south of the Museum of Science and In¬dustry, to join the Physicians for Social Responsibilityin a traditional floating candle-lit lantern ceremony1$f C.D. Nuclear Weapons Freeze Campaign54S0 S. Hyde Park BoulevardChicago, IL 60615 493-5887 TheRiturein our hands.ESTBAN■ NOWSave thisweekendwithKODACHROME f__ - ^ | • | bm. ■ | fILM MUCl DOIS MOT IMCLUOl KIOCISSIMO IT KODAK64 Slide FilmThis weekend will bewhile quantities last‘'7(| I .im Street Chicago. Illinois 606>7 <TI 1\ %2-K72litoo much fun to en¬joy only once. Savethe fun withKODACHROME 64Slide Film. Thisweek, we’re featur¬ing it for only$7996—FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALCULTURE COMES BACKby Lisa SimeoneI was glad to see Robin Einhorn’s“Personal/Political. The Debate GoesOn” (GCJ, 7/18/86). Her call to actionis commendable at a time when manyconsider style a sufficient contributionto the political arena. Post-sixtiesdepression has pulled activism off thepopular agenda, and has replaced itwith the diffuse and eclectic culturalforms that some call postmodernism,what Frederick Jameson calls "theculture of consumer capitalism.”Einhorn is right; we are being bom¬barded with slick, personalized im¬ages that have no manifest politicalcontent. Media representations em¬phasize the body and sensationalizeworld events. But this doesn't dis¬prove that the personal is political—just the opposite. The media’s pro¬liferation into every aspect of our liveshas broken down the sacred wallbetween the public and the privatesphere; Ronald Reagan's hairline andCalifornia sunsets, race wars in SouthAfrica and the wonders of Vidal Sas¬soon are always with us at home.Cultural and political images are in¬separable, but politics have not beensuperceded. The personal has be¬come a site of political struggle, andcontestation of its definition, thoughnot enough, is necessary for politicalchange.My greatest difference with Einhornis my definition of the political. Shenever makes clear what she meansby "real” politics despite her insist¬ ence that it must be discerned. Ac¬cording to Gramsci, hegemony is ef¬fective because it operates at everylevel of the social formation. He con¬ceived of a "war of position" in whichevery social situation has politicalimplications. Because there is no partof society at which power and formsof resistance are not exercised, thereis no essential center of power.Struggles are constantly being foughton many different faces of the socialtotality. Einhorn recognizes multipleforms of domination when she talksabout media manipulation, but shewill get nowhere arguing that there isa dichotomy between “culture” and“politics.” The system is indeedcomplex and comprehensive, onlymore reason why it must be fought onall fronts. The insistence that onlyparty politics (which I assume is whatshe means by “real” politics) wouldpromote serious challenges tohegemony disregards the pervasiveeffects of ideology. Does she mean tosuggest that political structures areimmune to hegemonic influence? Idoubt it, but the intimation that themaster manipulators pulling thestrings from their offices on WallStreet can be ousted and neutralizedthrough legislation is a bit simplistic.I believe that the dispensers ofdominant ideology are neither socentralized nor so removed from theirown constructions. Marx says that thecapitalist is ruled by the laws ofaccumulation; everybody benefits from false consciousness at the ex¬pense of the working class. Televisionnetworks vie with each other for ad¬vertising, and all are presenting whatthey think the public will buy. Thoughto an extent they create their audi¬ence, the public is still historicallyconstituted. Tastes, styles, and opi¬nions gathered from the media’s ver¬sion of past and present nonethelessderive from cultural experiences thatdepend on many interconnected var¬iables. The passive, narcissisticreceptacles of ideology that Einhornsuggest are not infinitely malleableglobs of putty melted before theirtelevision screens. There is no ques¬tion that the media serves as ahegemonic vehicle, but it must re¬spond to the response it structures.Popular representations of the idealAmerican aren't revolutionary, butthey reflect a cultural/political trendmore complicated than corporate in¬terests swallowed whole. Counter¬acting the problem of political apathyrequires a more diverse strategy thanEinhorn suggests.From liberation theology in LatinAmerica to punk rock in Britain, cul¬tural movements have had subversiveimplications. Riot police were calledout to deal with the counter-politicaleffects of a counter-cultural move¬ments at the '68 convention. The"cultural revolution" of the sixtieschallenged authority on many differ¬ent levels; candle-light vigils and draftdodging expressed an anti-imperialist sentiment that exploded normativenotions of family, college, and na¬tional institutional structures. It is asabsurd to say that these cultural andpolitical forces are completely sepa¬rate as it is to say that oppressive andmisogynist attitudes have been over¬come, and that now is the time forpolitical advancement. I won’t expandon this, it is enough to suggest twohours in a Downer's Grove shoppingmall to correct that misconception.Most politicians have higher prioritiesthan day care centers and wives totake care of their kids.Einhorn is concerned with thecounter-revolutionary dangers of see¬ing the personal as political. Sheargues that feminists “living theirpolitics" claim exactly what the fun¬damentalist right wants to hear in itsholy war against abortion and thesecular schoolroom. But “the per¬sonal is political” does not mean thatthe personal is only political or thatthe political is only personal. Politicalbattles can be waged and won out¬side the state: I think that por¬nography is insidious, but I don’tsupport censorship. One can ac¬knowledge the need for cultural formsof political resistance without endors¬ing state intervention in the bedroom.It is necessary to recognize the ar¬ticulation of politics and culturethrough hegemony.From this point of view, it is naiveto depict feminist celebration of thebody as a naked dance into the jaws of dominant ideology. Many womenhave recognized that conventions ofattractiveness are crippling and havechosen to redefine their perceptionsof themselves as a direct assault onthe glamour image And separatistsv have decided to abandon the hier¬archical party system for specific po¬litical reasons Other feminists havehad limited success working withinthe system. The first two positions arenot necessarily one and the same,though they both may stem from ageneral disgust with male-dominatedconsumer capitalism. But all three arepolitical because they challengehegemony in some way. The relativevalue of one strategy over the otherhas more to do with an active choicethan a confusion of the cultural andthe political.I would argue that separatist strat¬egy reverses Einhorn's mistake byprivileging the cultural over the polit¬ical as the only valid means of con¬tention. Distasteful as it may be,power located in corporate and stateinstitutions should not (and ultimatelycannot) be avoided. In the age ofmulti-national capitalism, retreat fromelectoral politics implicitly reinforcesthe international division of labor af¬fecting women in third world coun-tnes without the luxury to disentanglethemselves. For such people, how¬ever, symbolic methods of oppositionmay be the only ones available shortof violent revolution.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1986—7HANGUPS IN THE CLOSETby Carolyn MancusoA few weeks ago I saw the last per¬formance in Chicago of the Jerry Herman/Harvey Fierstein musical La Cage auxfolles. The two main characters are hom¬osexual; one of them, Georges, owns “LaCage,” a club at which the other, Albin,performs as a female impersonator. Alsoperforming there are Les Cagelles, achorus line of two women and eight men,all dressed as women. It is impossible todistinguish the men from the women untilthe end of the performance, when allremove their outer costumes to revealeither pants or skirts. Georges has a son,Jean-Michel, who is engaged to thedaughter of Monsieur Dindon, a conserv¬ative man who wants to close down “LaCage” and other clubs like it. Jean-Michelwas conceived during Georges’ only het¬erosexual affair so he was raised byGeorges and Albin, who are lovers. It ismade clear from the beginning thatGeorges takes the traditional role of “fa¬ther,” for he is one who can “disguise”his homosexuality and act in a sociallyacceptable (heterosexual) manner.It is also made clear that Albin plays therole of “mother,” for he is effeminate andpossesses many of the affections whichare attributed to homosexuals. And, incontrast to Georges, Albin does not at¬tempt to hide his homosexuality. Rather,he flaunts it, being very secure in who heis, and proudly proclaims his nature bywearing women’s clothing. The plot cen¬ters on the occasion when Jean-Michelbrings his in-laws to meet his parents. Herefuses Albin the right to appear as hismother, since this would be too shocking.Jean-Michel’s natural mother cannotcome, and so at first Albin is relegated toplaying the role of an eccentric uncle.However, after much insistence by the in¬laws to see both parents, Albin decides todress as he always does, and appear asthe person he is really, the mother ofJean-Michel. Much chaos follows, and theplay ends predictably with happily-ever-afters for all concerned.However, more interesting than the plot,is the contradiction between the supposedideology of the play, and the undercurrentof very conservative inflexible definitionsof male/female roles, and masculine/feminine behavior. In order to prepare forthe role as “uncle,” Albin embarks on acrash course (taught by Georges) on How to be a Man. Besides learning the obviousdifferences in posture, speech, and dress,Albin has to learn to be “masculine.” Thismeant being aggressive, unemotional,loud, overbearing, and unaffected, qual¬ities thought to be unfeminine, and notpossessed by women. Indeed, the twowomen characters in the play are bothdemure, sweet, quiet, emotionally hys¬terical... and very boring. They fade intothe background and are wholly uninterest¬ing. It is odd, and is disconcerting, that aplay which focuses so much on trying toerase the conventional differences be¬tween man and woman, and heterosexualand homosexual, made such a big dealabout the conversion from one sex toanother, and about the unpairable oh-too-different qualities which men and womeneach singularly possess.Another theme juxtaposed with thepurported ideology of the play is theemphasis on the roles to which men andwomen are assigned in both relationshipsand society. The film stresses that eventhough Albin did not give birth to Jean-Michel, he was truly his “mother.” Not“one of two parents,” but, specifically,“mother.” Supposedly this is because theways in which Albin contributed to theson’s upbringing were ways in which onlya mother could contribute. Yet, beyondgiving birth, what ways are those?Georges points out that Albin was theparent who stayed up late worrying ifJean-Michel was out, who nursed him tohealth when sick, who cooked andcleaned for him.... Although the play wasfair and albeit liberal in its treatment ofhomosexuality, it adhered strictly tocommon (and often incorrect) as¬sumptions about the role of women inrelationships and in a familyAll in all, La Cage aux folles is aneffective vehicle for showing that appear¬ances can be deceiving, but yet are notthe things on which one should baseone’s judgement of a person. It alsocovered eloquently and effectively theissue of accepting people “as they are,”no matter how much or little they adhereto conventions, or previous experiences.However, despite these very good points,when dealing with the definition of andadherence to male/female "roles,” LaCage stays within the stereotypical confi¬nes of contemporary unenlightened soci¬ety.DO YOU HAVE •*WRITERS BLOCK?WANNA GET ‘V.-YPUBLISHED? » 'COME TO vBRUNCH ‘ 41221 E 57TH ST >•.COME AROUND ••THE BACK % - a8—FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALSome rent just an apartmentOthers... a Lifestyle!4'L. „ 7.' y\* t-yy§0*i.% <*f*•* in i?' *s5l'V.> <> ■—*- ^^ ^W' ■ i’- cy V'-^ / - 4r'/'TvSW^ . . 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As an investigator of studentgrievances, the Ombudsman may comment on general problematic trendshe sees within the University.In Spring of 1986, the Ombudsman investigated a total of 48 cases,compared to a total of 46 in Winter of 1986 and a total of 65 in Autumn of1985.More cheating and PlagiarismIn the Winter Quarter Report of 1986,1 included a section on Cheating andPlagiarism. In Spring, I have included another section on this issue, as Iinvestigated a particularly vexing case which illustrates some of thoseconcerns. A student in the College arranged with her instructor to postponeher final exam until the next quarter. She had until the end of the fourthweek of class to take the exam. During this time, the student secured a copyof the original test and used it to'prepare for her final exam. When thestudent finally took the exam, she discovered that it was nearly identical tothe original exam she had used in her preparation. She performed quite wellon the exam except for one page which had been altered by the instructor.Her poor performance on the altered page persuaded the instructor that thestudent had studied the original exam take by the rest of the class 5 weeksearlier. He called the student in, accused her of cheating on the final exam,and arranged to give her a “W” for the course so she could avoid furtherdisciplinary action by the Dean.I disagree strongly with the manner in which the instructor handled thismatter. First, as I stated in my Winter Quarter Report, the accusation ofcheating constitutes the most serious of academic charges. If an instructorcharges a student with cheating, he should immediately inform the Dean ofStudents in the College or the appropriate Division or School. I stronglyobject to the practice of “cutting a deal" with the student to avoid a Dean’sinquiry. The Dean is in the position to judge the case objectively and then toact on it as he deems appropriate. In this case, the instructor was doing thestudent no favor by giving her a “W”.Second, the student’s use of the original final exam did not of itself, in myjudgment, constitute cheating. The instructor and the head of the depart¬ment assumed that the student knew all along that the exam she was goingto take was identical to the one the class had taken. The student, on theother hand, maintains that she was surprised that her exam was almostidentical to the class exam. She points out, moreover, that the instructorhad never explicitly forbidden her to use the old exam in preparing for herown. Regardless of what the student knew or did not know, it seems to methat the instructor should not give a nearly identical exam to a studentmore than a month after the rest of the class has taken it.Because the Ombudsman did not reach a viable solution to this case, hereferred it to the Dean of Students in the College who agreed to becomeinvolved.Ni V•P UNIVERSITY TRAVELBusiness or pleasure.Big plans or small.We'll give you the most service and find you the lowest fares.We can do it all by phone, or you can see us on the 5th floor ofthe Hyde Park Bank building • 1525 E. 53rd St. • Suite 501kMi Maria A. 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Call 947-0585 eveningsand weekends.SUBJECTS NEEDEDHow do your biorhythms match your partner's?Couples needed for a study of biorhythms at theUniversity of Chicago. If you and your partnerhave been living together for at least 1 year,have no children, are between 20-35 years oldand would like to participate in a month longstudy, call 753-3872 and leave your name andnumber.RECRUIT YOURFRIENDS!Groups of 4 friends who are MODERATEdrinkers needed to participate in a drug pref¬erence study. You and your friends will each bepaid $245 for participating. The study requiresone evening each week for 7 weeks in ourrecreational area. After each session an over¬night stay is required. No experimental drugsinvolved. You must be between 21 and 35. CALL962-3560 M-F 10:30 -5 pm. Refer to study MDP.AEROBIC DANCEClasses being taught every Mon and Wed from5:30 to 6:30 pm by members of the Jan Erkertand Dancers Co. at 1-House, 1414 E 59 St. Thecost of the class is $3 and will run throughAugust 27. Call 753-2274 for details.$$$& FUNPeople needed to participate in studies of lan¬guage processing, reasoning, and memory. Willbe paid $4 5 per session. Call 962-8859 afternoonsto register.JOBSHebrew and Sunday School Teaching Jobs inHyde Park and the Southern Suburbs areavailable. Check the Hillel House bulletinboard, 5715 S Woodlawn. “Gooddon’t letgoodfriendssmokecigarettes.’’Larry HagmanCigarettes aren’t goodfor your friends. Adopt afriend who smokes andhelp ’em quit today. You’llboth be glad tomorrow.AMERICANVCANCERf SOCIETY’r DR. MORTON R. MASLOV NOPTOMETRIST• EYE EXAMINATIONS•FASHION EYEWEAR(one year warranty on eyeglassframes and glass lenses)SPECIALIZING IN• ALL TYPES OFCONTACT LENSES•CONTACT SUPPLIESTHC HYDCPARKSHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 59th363-6100Anencjr Opionrffx Auocimor>l Miir. JSTUDIOSfrom $343HYDE PARK WEST•On-sight security•Resident manager & engineer•Heat & electricity included•Commissary & cleaners•Laundry room•Carpeting & draperies•Convenient to transportationnM1STERWEST 285-3500,Studios, 1, 2, & 3 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-2333Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Mondav thru Fridas9:00 A.M.-2 P.M.Saturday APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E . 55th St.Spacious, newly-decoratedlarge studios, one and threebedroom apartments inquiet, well-maintainedbuildings dose to campus.Immediate OccvpancyBU8-55664marian realtyinc. mStudio and ^ BedroomApartments AvailableIn the Caroian— Students Welcome -On Campus Bus LineN 5480 S. Cornell684-5400The Chicago Maroon—Friday, August 1,1986—15FOR THE WEEK OF AUGUST 4THTUESDAY AUGUST 5 FREE NOONTIME CONCERTJosh Mitchel, singer and songwriter, in Hutch Court.WEDNESDAY AUGUST 6 SOQ FILMS“The Importance of Being Earnest’’ 8:00 p.m. in Cobb Hall.Admission $2.50. THURSDAY AUGUST 7 FREE NOONTIME CONCERTBuck’s Stove And Range, a Bluegrass band, in Hutch Court.Also a free Ice Cream study break sponsored by CSA.FRIDAY AUGUST 8 SOQ FILMS“Raging Bull” 7:00 & 9:00 p.m. in Cobb Hall. Admission $2.50SATURDAY AUGUST 9 SOQ FILMS“Gallipoli” 7:00 & 9:00 p.m. in Cobb Hall. Admission $2.50The Great 53rd Street BrunchOn Harper• Complimentary beignets• All the fresh orange juice you cansqueeze - $1.25• Reasonably priced house favoritessuch as eggs Florentine, apple pancakesand steak beamaise• A full bar beffinnins at noonmmHHiHHi