INSIDE: iiiliilllllllllllllllllilllQuads event honors FOTA presents RAPE AND RACISM IN HYDE PARK jRIAftf WMUB-N’R HtSTflftY P 7nation's First Lady art by women FROM SANCTUARY TO PRISON P 4page three page sevenThe Chicago MaroonVolume 97, No. 49 The University of Chicago (^Copyright 1986 Friday, May 9,1986Geography Dept, may become a committeeBy Mona ElNaggarAssociate EditorThe Department of Geographymay be reduced to a committeeas of July 1, depending on theresult of a Social Science Divi¬sion faculty vote this Wednes¬day.Edward Laumann, Dean ofSocial Sciences, called forWednesday’s meeting to con¬sider a resolution to transformthe department into a com¬mittee. After reviewing the re¬sults of the ad hoc committee heassigned to evaluate the de¬partment, Laumann and Asso¬ ciate Dean Tetsuo Najita con¬cluded that Geography needed a“decisive investment” but“there was insufficient warrantto proceed with an effort to re¬cruit the number of faculty re¬quired to restore the Depart¬ment to the highest level ofscholarly distinction and ac¬complishment that we expect ofthe major instructional units inthe Division.”The report of the ad hoccommittee, headed by CharlesBidwell (Educational/Sociol¬ogy), was released in November1985. “Stripped to its essentials, the Report had concluded, on theone hand, that the Departmentwas in a seriously weakenedstate that could no longer fulfillits obligations without a decisiveinvestment of new resources inrestoring its faculty strength. Onthe other hand, if intellectuallyattractive faculty could not beidentified and recruited, theDepartment should be closed.The Report also tried to identifyimportant lines of intellectualinquiry in geography not cur¬rently represented in the De¬partment,” Laumann related inhis letter to Social Science fac-Agora must leave this summerBy Greg MantellAssociate EditorAfter thirteen years of doingbusiness on 57th Street, the pop¬ular campus restaurant the Ag¬ora will be forced to move to anew location over the summer,since the Uni verity has refusedto renew its lease .According to Jonathan Klein-bard, Vice-President for Uni¬versity News and CommunityAffairs, any uncertainty aboutwhether the Agora will remainat its present location “is over.”The University has alreadysigned an agreement with an¬other restaurant to replace theAgora when its lease expires inlate June.The Agora’s owner, Dino Ale-xopoulos, had remained hopefulthat his lease would be reneweduntil earlier this week when itbecame clear that his efforts, aswell as a petition signed by 4,000Hyde Park residents and lettersby community leaders to theUniversity, had failed.Kleinbard said that the mainreason the lease would not berenewed was because “We’vehad thirteen years of experiencewith the Agora.” He refused tobe more specific, saying he was“not willing to negotiate the Ag¬ora’s lease in the Maroon.”“It was clear at the time”Alexopoulos was granted a yearlong “termination lease” Sep¬tember 30, when the fifteen yearlease he had taken over in 1972expired, “that we were not will¬ing to renew the lease beyondthat time,” Kleinbard said.“There were two or threeother operators who were aheadof the Agora on the waiting listto rent that location next year,”he added.CHRISTINE DYRUO Alexopoulos said he was notaware of any problems over theyears and that only since “lastMay or June” did he realizethere was any question ofwhether the Agora’s lease wouldbe renewed.Since then, he said, he hasbeen frustrated by the Univer¬sity’s unwillingness to negotiate.“They never told me what theywanted. They never gave me achance. If they wanted marbleput on the floor, I would have putmarble on the floor. If theywanted Baklava on the menu, Iwould have put Baklava on themenu.”Alexopoulos had proposed tospend “up to $250,000” in ren-novations, and more if necessaryto equal other offers, as long ashe received a ten or fifteen yearlease so that he could recoup hisinvestment.He submitted plans for therennovation drawn up by thearchitectural firm Chris Georgeat a cost of $2500 to the Univer¬sity. “But I never heard backfrom them,” he added.Kleinbard said that for rea¬sons he did not wish to discussthe plans were “unacceptable.”Alexopoulos said that while hewas obviously disappointed byhaving to move from the prime57th Street location where hefirst went into business, “I haveno hard feelings. That’s their(the Univerity’s) choice.”“It’s a relief to finally knowwhere I stand and we’re alreadygetting ready for the move.” Themove will take several weeksover the summer, allowing theAgora to reopen for business intime for fall quarter.Kleinbard declined to namethe restaurant that will replacethe Agora, which he said willmake its own announcementsoon, but did say that currently“They have no operations herein Hyde Park.”Though the University wanted“someone who was willing tospend a lot on rennovations ofthe building,” Kleinbard said,the primary consideration forchoosing the new restaurant wasits ability “to provide betterservice for the community, sincethe University won’t get a biggerreturn on rent.”According to Kleinbard, theUniversity wants to improve theambiance of 57th Street whichhas one of the world’s greatestcollections of bookstores andlittle more, in an effort to“lighten up the atmosphere toattract more students and fac¬ulty.”He denied rumors that the new restaurant will be “a high classFrench restaurant. It will havethe same sense of the neigh-borhood (as the Ag¬ora)... Students will feel verycomfortable eating there.”Kleinbard said that the lengthof the new restaurant’s lease willgenerally depend on how muchthey invest. It should be for atleast ten years.” ulty.Since the committee issued itsreport, Laumann says that hisoffice has been reviewing thealternatives. In an effort todecide whether to invest inGeography, three prospectivefaculty members were broughtto the U of C in March for two-day symposia and consultations.Laumann and Bradburn saythey were “disappointed” andthus felt that there was no“great thrust” in geography,according to Laumann.However, Marvin Mikesell,chairman of the Department ofGeography, says he does not be¬lieve this search was done withany conviction. “The decision(to cut Geography) was made ayear and a half ago, and all thathappened since then is an un¬folding of it,” he said. “We nevergot any support from the currentadministration.”The argument of those favor¬ing the reduction of the depart¬ment is threefold. First, asProvost Norman Bradburnpoints out, geography has be¬come very interdisciplinary.“There’s a sense that they are in all things and in nothing in par¬ticular,” agreed Laumann.In response, Mikesell says thatthe same criticism could bemade “of the whole (social sci¬ence) division, education, politi¬cal science, anthropology, et¬cetera. They’re directing itagainst us as if we re the onlyone.”The second argument againstGeography is that the new de¬velopments in the field havemore to do with engineering, anarea traditionally avoided by theU. of C. “If geography in itsmost exciting new guise is engi¬neering. then it’s a real problemto try to do that from here,”Laumann pointed out.Disagreeing, Mikesell claimsthat the “Star Wars Geographyargument is an attempt to say,’There is something attractive ingeography, but it’s too expensivefor Chicago.”The final argument for thereduction of Geography is theloss of faculty and the lack ofsuccess in replacing them. Thecommittee discovered that “theDepartment had suffered seriouscontinued on page fourSuspect arrested in Midway assault caseBy David McNultyStaff WriterTwo female students in theCollege were beaten, robbed andsexually assaulted Saturdaynight as they crossed theMidway. Chicago police havearrested one man in connectionwith the attack and are seekingtwo more suspects.The women, residents in theUniversity housing system wereapproached from two differentdirections by three black menarmed with a gun and a hammeras they were walking southwestacross the Midway toward Bur¬ton Judson at about 10:30 p.m.The men robbed the women andforced them to walk at gunpointeast down the center of theMidwav to a point near 60th andthe I.C. tracks before beatingand attempting to rape them.One of the women was raped.The other successfully resistedher attacker, according to Area1 Chicago Police detectiveJames Redmond.After the attack the men fled.The students notified campus police from a security phone andwere rushed to the emergencyward at Mitchell Hospital, wherethey were treated and released.On Tuesday afternoon theChicago Police arrested DonaldReynolds, 20. of 3616 S. State,after he was identified by thevictims. The arrest occurredmoments after Area 1 detectivesJames Redmond and JamesO'Leary had picked up the vic¬tims and were beginning to drivethem to police headquarters toconstruct composite drawings ofthe attackers.As the police car passed thecorner of Midway Plaisance andBlackstone, the women spottedReynolds as he was being rou¬tinely questioned by police.Reynolds was arrested and hasbeen charged with aggravatedcriminal sexual assault androbbery.The police report no leads onthe identities or whereabouts ofthe two remaining suspects, andneither the police nor campussecurity have released an^-further descriptions of the at tackers.The women have pressedcharges and intend to prosecutethe case fully. They remain un¬der the protection of the Uni¬versity and are taking part inthe medical center’s programfor victims of sexual assaultUniversity patrol coverage ofthe Midway has been increasedsince the attack, and Univerityspokesperson Jonathan Klein¬bard recommends that anyonewalking through the area ex¬ercise special caution. “Walk ingroups. Stay in well lightedstreets,” Kleinbard said.The wide unlighted stretchesof the Midway present a securityhazard which’ tne University hasstudied in the past. A1 though theAdministration decided againstproviding security phones in theMidway. Kleinbard said thematter will be reconsidered inlight of the assault. “It’s almostimpossible to put phones on themiddle of the Midway,” Klein¬bard said. “We looked at it, butwe’ll look at it again. ”.1 .Student Cherrte Gage making uaa of umbrella coverage. 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Thedeadline for submittance is Sunday,May 18.Please label all materia! for an arts& literature forum "MaySubmissions" and deliver to LarryKavanagh, c/o the ChicagoMaroon, Ida Noyes 303-304 1AN EVENING WITH QUENTIN CRISTPresented byBRENTHouse Saturday, May 10 at 8 p.m.KENT 107FREE ADMISSIONin cooperation withStudent Govenrment Finance CommitteeThe College Student AssemblyDivinity Student AssociationSUPPLEMENTARY STUDENTINSURANCESUMMER 1986OFF-QUARTER COVERAGEJune 13th is the deadline for enrollment!Applications are available in Administration 103.Off-quarter coverage is available to degree students whoare registered and participate in the University Plan thequarter prior to the off-quarter and who expect to beregistered and participate the quarter following the off-quarter. Off-quarter coverage is available to degreestudents for one quarter of non-registration in a 12-monthperiod. Coverage is also available for one quarter im¬mediately follownig receipt of a degree. Application for offquarter coverage must be made in the Registrar’s Officeand the fee must be paid upon applying. a1 Rockefeller Memorial Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sunday. May 11th9:00 a.m. Ecumenical Serviceof Holy Communionwith Sermon.11:00 a.m. University Religious ServiceBernard O. Brown,Dean of the Chapel,preacher.12:15 p.m. Carillon recitaland tower tour4:00 p.m. Organ recital byWolfgang Rubsam,Chapel Organist.Works by Dupre,Liszt, Vierne.Free of charge.2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 9,1986Nancy Reagan Smoke Dope on the Quads DayTHE SECOND ANNUALNancy ReaganSmoke Dopeon Campus Day£JKer» • Fr.douy rUy^LjVve.ce.. h*. *Tcne. : ip«. *^A(Jr\ijjiow Fce,e_^No poliTtci No protest No issuesJu5+ Fu. n11 — ' " - TrT f<»/By Karen E. AndersonDevelopment Editor“No politics, no protests, no issues, justfun” is how its creators describe the secondannual “Nancy Reagan Smoke Dope onCampus Day,’ an event which is scheduledto take place today.Those involved in organizing the event,who asked not to be identified due tomodesty and legal reasons, say that peopleare expected to start showing up at aroundnoon today to indulge in the evil weed,marijuana, in front of the AdministrationBuilding. If the success of last year’s“Nancy Reagan Day” is any indication, atleast 200 people are expected to participatein the afternoon’s festivities.Organizers say that they were inspired tocreate the event after hearing about MIT’s“Smoke Dope for J. Edgar Hoover Day” afew years ago, “Hash Wednesday” at theUniversity of Illinois, and numerous “Sen¬ior Trip Days” that they had experiencedin high school.“We thought about using Jerry Falwell’simage,” said one organizer, “But then werealized that Nancy Reagan is better. Herwhole persona is perfect for it — the ballgowns that now hang in the Smithsonian,the 2 million dollar china.”Its creators say that the event is de¬signed to inspire pure merriment on whatthey feel is often an uptight campus wherepeople follow the dictates of the adminis¬tration too often. “My main point is thatit’s just for fun, completely laid back,”emphasized one organizer. “There are notenough chances for people on this campusto relax. This won’t be a bunch of pot-heads, just a bunch of everybody out forfun. You don’t have to smoke pot to get inon the fun. People complain because the Lacivious Costume Ball or the SpringFormal gets cancelled, but they shouldn’tjust sit around and wait for the adminis¬tration to make parties.”Creators of “Nancy Reagan Day” alsowant to avoid letting political overtonesslip into what they feel should be a light¬hearted event. They said that some peopleconsider pot smoking to be a political thing,but in this case it’s definitely not attachedto any cause greater than the active pur¬suit of relaxation. “Last year a lot ofpeople stayed away because they thought itwas political. Hopefully a Divestment(protest) group won’t show up — they cansave it for Monday.”Organizers say that they are circulatingopen invitations to the event which em¬phasize its nonpolitical nature. The in¬vitations also acknowledge the fact that itis B.Y.O.D. (Bring Your Own Dope). Oneorganizer said he was rather upset thatcopy cat invitations are being handed outby some people on campus. “They’re justcheap imitations, not the real thing,” heremarked disdainfully.The question on many would-be partici¬pants’ minds is whether the Administrationwill take any sort of disciplinary actiontoward those who indulge in some potsmoking on campus. Speaking from lastyear’s experiences, the organizers say thatthey expect no trouble from U of C secur¬ity. “There was a Chicago Police paddywagon around for a while at “Smoke DopeDay” (last year), but they left. I think U ofC Security might have asked them to goonce they saw there was no riot or any¬thing. If Security got rid of them (theChicago Police), we d like to thank them.Otherwise, nobody said anything about it.The Administration is more worried about political protests and people trampling thegrass.”Organizers said they want to encouragepeople who don’t smoke pot to come just torelax in the sun. While they don’t anticipaterain because “The gods are with us.” theysay that rain won’t stop the fun. “Iremember having a pretty good time in therain a few times,” was one organizer’scryptic comment. CorrectionThe Maroon incorrectly reported onTuesday that DOC will show Revenge ofthe Nerds and Mommie Dearest at theSunday night campout. According toGraffon Harper. Chairperson of DOC. thefilms to be shown have not been decidedupon.Doc and CSA plan activities for sleepout SundayBy Karen E. AndersonDevelopment EditorStudents will be getting out their sleepingbags this Sunday in preparation for theannual College Sleepout for Registration.It has become a tradition at the Univer¬sity for College students to start waiting inline, often as early as Sunday afternoon, sothat they can get early appointments withtheir advisors to register for covetedclasses such as Little Red Schoolhouse which tend to fill up quickly.Jean Treese, Advisor in the College,commented, “While we don’t say, thatanybody has to or even should sleep out fora spot in line, it has become true that manystudents do.” Treese said that the event isnot sponsored or even officially recognizedby the University, but continues to takeplace nonetheless.During the sleepout, students are as¬signed numbers in line according to the order in which they show up on the quadsin front of Harper Library. Numbering isoften started at noon on Sunday. Treesesaid that this year role call will be takenperiodically during the afternoon and nightto ensure that students don’t show up earlyfor a good number and then leave. Early onMonday morning, a final role call is taken,and then students are lined up according tonumber to make appointments with theiradvisors. Some events are scheduled for Sundayevening to alleviate the boredom of waitingfor dawn. DOC will be showing two movies,but have yet to announce their titles. TheCollege Students Assembly will be servingfree pocorn and juice during the movies.They will also hand out coffee and dough¬nuts* on Monday morning. CSA Director SueWrobel says that they are “planning big”and have ordered 100 dozen doughnuts forthe event.SPRING 1986 PRISM MUSIC FESTIVALSponsored by The University of Chicago Symphonic Wind EnsembleUniversity of Chicago ' 57th &Mandel HallOne of Chicago’s Two Great OrchestrasThe Chicago Philharmonia in ConcertFAROBAG HOMI COOPER, Music DirectorSaturday, May 17, 1986, 8 P.M.ANDREA SWAN, PianoBEETHOVENPIANO CONCERTO NO. 4FAURE’“MASQUES ET BERGAMASQUES”IPPOLITO V-IV ANO V“CAUCASION SKETCHES”ADMISSION: $10, General$ 8, U ofC. Alumni$ 3, StudentsTickets available at Mandel Hall Box Office beginning April 1, 962-7300;or CALL: 493-1915. VISA/MASTERCARD ACCEPTED. 57th & University*... inipret»e<l with the uniformlyexcellent pluyin# anti withCooper» intelligent mu»icutn»hip.*—Ted ShellRegistered Student OrganizationSAFSTUDENT ACTIVITIES OFFICEThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 9,1986—3The Chi MaroonStudent Newspaper erf the Oniversity of ChicagoEDITORIALBe aware of crimeLife in any urban neighborhood brings with it the need for certainsafety precautions. Although Hyde Park has a low crime rate incomparison to other urban areas, even in contrast to the North Side,that doesn’t mean that we’re entirely safe from violent crimes.The recent assault of two women on the Midway illustrates thatwhat is perceived as sufficient precaution, may not be enough. Thewomen followed a seemingly safe procedure of staying on thestreets and not cutting across the Midway. They were travelingtogether and it was not that late in the evening. Common senseindicates that this should have been enough. Unfortunately it wasnot.Students and faculty should therefore take every precaution fortheir safety. Although Security does an excellent job, they cannot beeverywhere at once. Personal safety is every ones responsibility. Beaware of crime and take necessary precautions. Crime can happento anyone.Use the means that are available to protect yourself. Ride thebuses rather than walk. The University provides umbrella coverage.Use it! Try and travel in groups of more than just two or three.Residents in student houses should arrange to travel in groups toand from events. Security should be notified of events by organizersso that they can monitor the immediate area and provide bettercoverage when large numbers of students are likely to be on footlate at night.Finally in addition to umbrella coverage, the University shouldconsider beginning a work-study escort service where groups ofstudents would be available to escort people home. This programhas been successful at other Universities and it might provide awelcome enhancement of security. Ultimately though, safety is apersonal responsibility that everyone ought to be aware of.TO OUR CUSTOMERSWe at the Agora would liketo express our appreciationfor your support for the past14 years. We also thank youfor signing the petition"TO SAVE THE AGORA".However, the University hasrefused to renew our lease.We are sorry that we cannotserve you any longer. Wehope we will be able to con¬tinue serving you at our otherlocations.Harper Square Restaurant Hemmingway's1501 E. 53rd St. 1550 E. 55th St.Thank You! WhicK of the.se. tlof Cocjili part-iciparrs in. _fNJancy Reagan SmoKeDope onCa-p^Da/•qTo/ *PCf Apoqou +! I/ONews JumpGeographycontinued from page onefaculty losses over the past four or fiveyears and. . . there had been no successfuleffort to replace them. Department en¬rollment at the graduate level appeared tobe in a steady decline, and there was, bythat point, only a handful of faculty ac¬tively involved in departmental affairs,”Laumann explained in his letter to theSocial Science faculty.Once again, Mikesell believes that this isno fault of the department. “Every(faculty) appointment we suggested wasrejected, tabled, or returned without ac¬tion,” he said.In addition to objecting to their findings,Mikesell objected to the composition of thead hoc review committee because he feltthat the members were not familiar enoughwith geography.“Not a single one of thepeople reviewing us could pass the diag¬nostic test we give to students in their firstquarter,” he argued.Laumann, on the other hand, believesthat the committee “engaged in a trulyprodigious amount of thoughtful work” and“read extensively.” As an alternative to Laumann’s resolu¬tion, Mikesell is proposing a substitutewhich he announced in a letter to facultymembers. This resolution suggests that thedivision should allow Geography to findprofessors who would become joint mem¬bers of the department. Then if two ormore such appointments are made beforeOc tober, Mikesell wants permission to ad¬vertise for two assistant professorships.Finally, he wants to continue the review ofthe department.Laumann emphasizes that his decisionwas an “intellectual” not a personal one.Regardless, Mikesell feels at a distinctdisadvantage to the administration in hisstruggle to maintain the 83-year-old de¬partment. “They have a cannon, and Ihave a bb-gun,” he said.While Laumann and Bradburn claim thatthis is a completely isolated issue, Mikesellsees it as a threat to small departmentsthroughout the University, including PublicPolicy, Library and Romance Languages.“If you're a small department, watch out—you’re next,” he warned.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ofChicago. 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Rick Wojcik ChrisUneContributors: Sharon Norris4—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 9,1986FRIDAYDortlet9ymOPENINGDANCE—Freeperformanceanddance 900pm>00amSixSATURDAYqfTHEDAN0SChicagobandsploytorfreeIdaNoyesCloisterClub800pm100amSUNDAY..FIDDLERSPICNIC-1200 414mpmHutchCommon **FREEFILM—Shortfilms modebyIndependentArtistsfromChica goGNY700-1100pmKentHollMONDAYNOONTIMECONCERT—4mHutchCommonIJLgalleryopening-PaintingsGdrawingsbyChicagoartistsReception300-430pmReynoldsClubNLoungeSTUDYDREAK—MusicGfoodinExlibrus9001030pmREYNOLDSNLOUNGEGALLERYHrs.MonFri30pmCONCERT—HutchCommonFORMANCE—Poetryreading?.andmusic800-1100pm(freerefreshments)IdaNoyesWestLibrary-% '"ft, 'Day"o,TIMECONCERT-Hutch MOVIES—TheySpeakOutandPortraitof elsonandWinnie800pmIdoNoyes ■»stLoungeSponsoredbyActionCommit¬ torafreeSAfrica DABAKERG RMANCES- iFeminist ?rGother teesCo, *», ^OrMaxFestivaIofThcArkU/■\V5G.F.C.SponsoredBLACKARTSFAIR—DancersArtistsAmsansandmore1100am500pmHutchCommonSponsoredbyOBSTHECHICAGOPHILHARMONICA—AndreaSwanpianoAdmissionS1000general.S800UofColumniS300students8001000pmMondelHollAFINALCELEBRATION—Freedinner8001000pmHutchCommonFreeconcertChristineLemsandotherChicagosingers1000pm100omutUse,}4Y’*<YO9e0-tr°ur,{Ch>onJ?PQr>fCo, rr)rn, On*4* Cop, 9e/to*/,15th'nJ00 „at700pm OrientalInstitute WoterandGraspingthe metimeandplaceasThursdayHwlTHURSDAY_NOONTIMECONCERT 4lKHutchCommon ■PANELDISCUSSION-Ad cussionofmodernwomensissuesfeoti mgsuccessfulUofCcareerwomei 800-1000pmTWOONEACTPLAYS—Freshwatert VirginiaWolfandGraspingtheCudgelb HelenMarkey800-1130pmIdaNove 3rdFITheatreFreerefreshmentsThe Ch*cago Maroonobservatory PhotoEssaybyMelanieTogman'CWmenu until3te.nv.most/62 // <Soutl/lllarfeerf67-4008vfe&£/witioM& reyn/renlforJhartlea of6 or more* >K6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 9, 1986Nuclear safety breakthrough at ArgonneBy Sharon NorrisContributing WriterResearchers at Argonne National La¬boratory recently demonstrated the inher¬ent safety of a new design for nuclearreactors. On April 3, 1986, two tests con¬ducted showed that when the cooling sys¬tems to the Integral Fast Reactor (IFR)were shut off, the reactor automaticallyshut down without external power or oper¬ator actions while temperatures remainedwithin safe limits.The IFR is a Liquid Metal Reactor<LMR) concept that is currently beingdeveloped at Argonne National Laboratory.All tests to date indicate that this type ofreactor design will prove to be not onlyinherently safe but also economic and willeliminate the need to transport radioactivematerials to and from reactor sites.The operation and inherent safety of theIFR is based on three key features. First, ituses a pool-type, liquid sodium cooled re¬actor. The core, which is the heart of thereactor where fission takes place, andother of the major components of the reac¬tor are submerged in thousands of gallonsof molten sodium. By exploiting the inher¬ent properties of liquuid sodium which hasa boiling temperature of about 1600°F,enormous breakthroughs in safety havebeen achieved. The coolant operatingtemperatures are typically 650°F inlet and950°F outlet leaving a large margin be-By Chalcea M. ParkStaff WriterThe Museum of Science and Industryhosts three of the nation’s leading scientistsin the “Distinguished Scientist LectureSeries” on Sunday afternoons. Dr. ArnoPenzias, Dr. Jonas Salk and Dr. David N.Schramm are the three noted scientists tolecture in this year’s series.The lecture series, initiated in 1983 aspart of the museum’s 50th anniversarycelebration, is designed to bring out¬standing scientists before the public todiscuss scientific and technological issues,their work, and related issues and devel¬opments. Theodore H. Ansbacher, directorof education at the Museum, explained thatthe purpose of the series is to inform thepublic of science and technology and theirimplications on society. tween sodium’s boiling point and the operant temperatures.Second, the IFR concept uses a metallicfuel. Metallic fuel was successfully devel¬oped as the driver fuel of the ExperimentalBreeder Reactor II (EBR-II) (a reactorwhich has operated reliably and safely for21 years ana is located at Argonne-West inIdaho) during the late 1960’s. According toC. E. Till, Associate Laboratory Directorfor Engineering Research and Y. I. Chang,General Manager of the IFR Program, “Itis only in recent years that developments inmetallic fuel design have taken place thatnow makes the IFR a promising develop¬ment choice.”The new metallic fuel, an alloy of themetals uranium, plutonium, and zirconium,actually enhances core cooling because itconducts heat better than the ceramic oxi¬des of uranium and plutonium which areused in most liquid-metal reactors. Thenew metallic fuel was designed to solveswelling problems that limited its use inthe 1960’s.When too much gas, a waste product offission, builds up in metallic fuel, the swel¬ling exerts pressure on the stainless steeljackets that contain it. An excess of swel¬ling could rupture the jacket requiring ashutdown of the plant in order to replacethe damaged fuel. The new metallic fuelhas been redesigned to allow more roomfor swelling, make use of the porosity thatThe first lecture was given last Sunday,May 4, by Dr. Arno A. Penzias. He iscurrently Vice President of Research at AT& T Bell Laboratories and a 1978 NobelPrize Winner in physicsHis lecture revolved around the theme of“Living with 21st Century Technology.”Dr. Penzias expressed that he was, andsociety should be, “fascinated by tech¬nology but not overawed by it.”Dr.* Jonas Salk will speak on June 8. Hislecture is entitled “New Thinking, NewSolutions.” He is world-renowned for hisdiscovery of the polio vaccine.The last lecture of the series will begiven by Dr. David N. Schramm, a LouisBlock professor in the Physical Sciences atthe University of Chicago, on Oct. 8. Hewill speak on “The Big Bang: Creation ofthe Universe.” develops in the fuel, and last longer beforeneeding to be replaced. Because there isless need to shut the reactor down forrefueling, operating costs are more eco¬nomical.Preliminary tests in Autumn 1985 at Ar¬gonne-West at the Transient Reactor TestFacility (TREAT), a research reactor usedto simulate severe nuclear accidents byexposing reactor fuels and components tosudden bursts of power, demonstrated thatthis new metallic fuel would indeed be aneconomic source of reactor fuel and furthertests are planned to show its feasibility onthe large scale of commercial IFR.Third, the metallic fuel can be reproces¬sed through an easy procedure and berecast into new fuel. This reprocessingmethod is economical and eliminates theBy Marcia LehmbergStaff WriterThe theme of this year’s Festival of theArts (FOTA), which will take place fromFriday May 9th through Saturday May17th, is the artistic achievement of women.Ravi Rajmane, an organizer states that thetheme “will provide an organized festival.”According to Rajmane, the theme is anattempt to recognize the contribution ofwomen to the arts, a subject which hasbeen frequently ignored. He stated thatthere has been “a long tradition of men’sarts. Whatever is studied at the U of C iscentered around the world of men.”Rajmane emphasized that FOTA wouldnot be concerned solely with women in thearts, but would use the theme to “high¬light” the events of the festival.One of the events is a dance tonight atBartlett Gym with a band, 2 DJ’s, and anart troupe. Rajmane said that FOTA wasplanned in advance of the Spring Formaland was not intended to conflict with it.The organizers are particularly pleasedwith the “alternative film evening” onSunday, May 11th. Rejmane said thatFOTA organizers “contacted the biggestunderground, avant-garde filmmakersfrom Chicago and New York.” A number ofshort films from these independent film¬makers will be shown in Kent Hall.Among the other events of FOTA arenoon concerts in Hutchinson Court Mondaythrough Friday, a “Battle of the Bands” in need to transport radioactive materials toor from the reactor site during its oper¬ating lifetime.During a visit to the Argonne-West facil¬ities in August 1985, U.S. Secretary ofEnergy John Herrington described IFRfuel processing as “the best technology inthe world.” According to an Argonne newsrelease, the two tests conducted on April 3demonstrated that “the features (of theEBR-II) that enabled the reactor to re¬spond to abnormal events and return to asafe, coolable state rely on the laws ofnature, such as thermal expansion, heatconduction, convention, radiation andgravity,” and that the safe shutdown of thereactor does not depend on human inter¬vention.Ida Noyes Cloister Club, a gallery of Chic¬ago artists’ paintings and drawings in theReynolds Club North Lounge, a Black ArtsFair, sponsored by OBS, a performance bythe Tai Yo Theatre, a Japanese/Germanmime group, movies sponsored by the Ac¬tion Committee for a free South Africa, anda performance by the Chicago Phil-harmonica.Some of the events which feature womenare a performance by Glenda Baker, aChicago feminist, and a panel discussion ofwomen’s issues with successful careerwomen from the University. There are alsotwo plays being presented, Freshwater byVirginia Woolf, and Grasping the Cudgel byHelen Markey, a U of C undergraduate.FOTA will end with a free dinner ofGreek food for all students and a concertby folk singer Christine Lewis and others inHutchinson Court.Improv auditionsAuditions for a new campus improvisa¬tion group that will be headed by BernieSahlins, Director of Second City, will beheld Monday, May 12th, and Thursday,May 15th from 3-6 p.m. All interestedshould contact Steven Schroer, ManagingDirector of University Theatre, at 962-3414.Performers do not need to prepare any¬thing prior to auditions.Museum mixes scientists with public FOTA highlights women in artIE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. 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Car&TruckRentalDo you have a major?Are you a bio major?Would you like to be?The Student Advisory Committeeto theBiological Sciences Collegiate Divisionproudly presentsTHE FIRST ANNUALPROGRAMS DAY CONFERENCEfor theBIOLOGICAL SCIENCESCOLLEGIATE DIVISION—Meet a panel of professors representing all areas of the BSCD—Get the best advice for planning a bio major—Meet the Master of the BSCD—Discuss opportunities for graduate studyWEDNESDAY MAY 14,19864:30 PM Pick 16Join us for a Barbeque Bash following the conferenceBy Jon NussbaumCollege News EditorRIGHT WING RESPONSE...Carrying signs decrying Rus¬sian involvement in Nicaraguaand Afghanistan, the Conserva¬tive Club of Harvard Universitymarched into the Harvard Yardto the strains of “The EmpireStrikes Back’’ to construct ashanty of its own. The completedfive by eight wooden structure,covered with torn Hefty bagsand painted signs, is the Con¬servative Club’s “Closed Uni¬versity,’’ built a few dozen yardsaway from the South Africadivestment activists’ “OpenUniversity,’’ reports The Har¬vard Crimson.“We're doing this because webasically want the shanties tocome down — ours and theirs,”said Conservative Club Presi¬dent Saied Kashani. Kashanisaid the club hoped to conveytwo messages through its build¬ing endeavors. “First we want tomake fun of the idea of settingup shanties in the Yard. We alsowant to draw attention to theserious issue of Soviet oppres¬sion world-wide,” he said.Other Conservative Clubmembers said their rival shantywas a protest against shanties asa means of expression. Harvardrecently released a statementsaying that the University re¬gards the “Open University”shanties as a legitimate ex¬pression of free speech and hadno immediate plan to take themdown.Members of the nearby “OpenUniversity” looked on with in¬terest as the “Closed Univer¬sity” was being constructed. Along song flute, played by a“Open University” member,repeated the tune “We ShallOvercome” while the Conserva¬tive Club's portable stereoboomed out the 1812 Overture.V-A-N-N A...How hot is TV’s “Wheel ofFortune?" Ask some of the con¬testants in the Vanna White look-a-like contest that took place at Northwestern. “It’s a tribute toVanna,” said one, “I think thatVanna White is hottest on collegecampuses.”Each contestant strolled infront of five judges and a packedhouse, turned letters and ex¬hibited prizes as they imitatedthe 5’6”, 110 pound White, whohas been the show’s hostesssince December 1982, reportsThe Daily Northwestern. Thecontest, which raised money forcharity, even included a PatSajak look-a-like as emcee.Contestant Regina Tajchman,a NU junior, said, “It was dif¬ficult to find out which letter waswhich.” She added, “I like toiftiitate her because I think sheis really funny. Her job is notreally taxing but she has becomean institution.” As co-host of“Wheel of Fortune”, the 29 yearold White’s duties include turn¬ing letters on the game board,modeling with the game prizes,and being a cheerleader.Doug James, WMAQ-AM radiohost, was one of the judges forthe contest. He described hiscriteria for judging as, “She’sgot to be blonde, she’s got to beslinky, and she’s got to have asensual smile. She has to havethat girl next door look. She’sbeyond cerebral.”THE WIDE WORLD OFCOLLEGE SPORTS...O’Connelling is the name ofthe favorite pastime of studentsat the University of Florida. Thissport requires that one shinny upa palm tree overlooking the roofof the O’Connell Sports Center.From there, you choose yourtarget and leap upon the bubbleroof which acts like a hugetrampoline. Students claim thebiggest thrill and challenge ofthe sport is escaping the campuspolice.Rotblatt is the preferred gameamong students at Carleton Col¬lege. The game is played likeslow-pitch softball except forsome minor changes. There are119 innings this year (each yeara new inning is added) and no walks or balls are called. Onemust swing and miss the ballthree times to strike out. Thegame is named after MarvinRotblatt, a rather obscurepitcher for the White Sox.Stair-diving is the WilliamsCollege answer to O’Connellingand Rotblatt. According to Wil¬ liams students, it was a frater¬nity tradition which was used“as a substitute for sex.” Onestands at the top of a certainflight of stairs and then dives,head first towards the bottom.The stairs are carpeted but re¬main hard and the sport isbrutal. 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ChanskyLying in his own dank, Talman-through-the nightsweat, Theodore was not ignited enough by the design ofhis Tuesday as it now stood to get up out of bed. Heturned over his pillow yet one more time and lay there,adding ever to the puddle of perspiration surroundinghim.Maybe I’ll go see the Sox tonight, especially sinceSeaver hasn’t pitched in two weeks, he said audibly butstill to himself, the puddle getting ever larger. I think theCubs are in town today as well, he said in the same tone.He rolled over on his side and saw his jeans hanging overthe back of his desk chair with his wallet in the pocket,and after five minutes, before turning over again, hereached over and grabbed his wallet and checked hisCubs pocket schedule. They play the Dodgers at 1:20today, he said before raising his head up to look at theclock. It’s 10:30 already, I better hurry if I’m going tomake a day of this. As the radio, which is never off aslong as he is in the room either sleeping or awake, wastransmitting the Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue in theoriginal two piano version, he amused himself by par¬odying the old Gershwin tune, ‘I got the Cubs in themornin’ and the Sox at night.’ Or maybe Cole Porterwould be more appropriate, he thought, since he wouldbe watching baseball ‘Night and Day.’Theodore got up, showered, ran to the Bursar’s officeto cash a check, ate a little lunch, and began to searchfor companions to share his long day with. All the friendsof his heart were already committed, or else could notsee the point in going to both games in one day. He fell inwith a bunch of good folks, and while they were on theirway to Wrigley Field, sitting in a frigid subway car,Theodore realized that he had forgotten to buy a fatPrince Philip Macanudo cigar for each game. It becameincreasingly clear that this Tuesday would not be per¬fect. The game day A train stopped off, and Theodoreimmediately began to perspire.They got tickets for seats in the upper deck, remark¬ably close to the beer lines, even though only Theodorewas drinking today. When the Holy Cross high schoolband came onto the field to play the national anthem, all of the Dodgers got out of the dugout and stood in a lineparallel to the first base foul line, all with good posture,hands at sides, hats over hearts. They all agreed that itwas a gesture of good taste representing good baseballbreeding. But such a sight overwhelmed Theodore, andhe began to reflect upon the history of the Dodgerfranchise, in all its glory and sentimentality. Below, inthe open-air press box, the game-time temperature andweather conditions were announced. The wind is out ofthe southeast at 21 miles per hour, and the temperatureis 83 degrees. Theodore was able to pick up the voice. Itdoesn’t quite seem that warm, he said to himself, feelinghis dry brow. The second or so pitch to Steve Sax waswhistled over the back wall of the ballpark out ontoWaveland Avenue. The first impulse of the contact drewTheodore out of his seat up, onto his feet. Six morehomeruns that day would all have similar effects.The Cubs pitched a fellow named Hoffman for the firstfive innings, and every time his name was announced, orevery time he struck a batter out, the organist wouldplay the baccarole from the second act of the Tales ofHoffman. It took Theodore a few minutes to get the joke,since he always preferred the Voice of the Mother to thebaccarole from the Tales. It rained a little and the sunwent in for a few innings.The game was won on a leadoff homer in the bottom ofthe ninth, leaving Theodore with 10 ounces of beer and noballgame left to watch. He finished the beer as heworked his way through the crowds, not even stopping totowel off his face with the clean handkerchief he hadbrought for just that purpose. They walked up to theSheridan stop to catch the A train that would not stop atAddison to let the masses on. Again, the car was frigid.Theodore left his friends at 35th street. They continuedon down to Garfield, while he cut over to 35th and Shieldsto Comiskey park to buy a single ticket for the 7 p.m.game that night against the Yankees. After buying theticket, Theodore walked the three-quarters of a miledown to Schaller’s Original Pump on 37th and Halsted,here, in the shadow of Mayor Daley’s 11th ward RegularDemocratic Organization office, he’d sit on a stool thatmaybe the late mayor had once sat on. The steak sandwich was delicious and reasonably priced, theglasses were clean and the beer was cold, and wasdrawn with a smile that said that Theodore’s whiteethnic Catholic face was always welcome there in theheart of Bridgeport. Theodore fell in with a retiredschool engineer named John who offered to drop him offback at the ball park so that he could enjoy his dinnerand have another beer, much cheaper at Schaller’s thaninside the park. Thank you, John, Theodore said verysincerely, If I had to run back to the park by 7:00, Iwould definitely get very sweaty and uncomfortable, andI’d have to drink some more beer then.Theodore went up to his seat, again in the upper deck,and slowly sipped a beer. His life-long hero, Mr. Seaverwas pitching for the first time since the drawn out finaldays of his mother’s disease. Certainly the old manwould have loved to pitch a jewel for his mother, but nothaving pitched in so long, that was an impossibility,since Seiaver always works best on regular rest, ratherthan on long or short rest. Seaver gave up two firstinning runs. Theodore had to go downstairs to use themen’s room after the Sox batted in the first, and he gothung up in there for quite some time. When the crowdstarted reacting to the action on the field, he ran back tohis seat in the upper deck just as Seaver gave up anotherrun. Theodore mopped his brow, fell into his seat andfanned himself. Wien Seaver left the game, Theodoreleft the ballpark, and headed home.The typewriter was waiting for him. Theodore had tocompose the last sports column of his collegiate career,and he was dreading the task. The words of the lategreat Red Smith popped into his head as he sat there notquite knowing how to describe his day in the two greatand venerable ballparks. Red said that good sports-writing is very simple, you just sit there at the type¬writer and wait till little drops of blood sweat throughyour brow.Then he put down his last words for the newspaper forwhich he had written for three years.“Dear readers, it has been my pleasure to service yourneeds for opinions about sports for these past few years.I wish you all a good life. Theodore.”Softball, baseball lose last games, look to improvement next yearBy Jon HerskovitzSports EditorImagine this. After a long and painfulbattle against mediocrity your team finallyputs together that season. A long draughthas been ended with a championship.Playoffs are only a formality, we havebeen waiting so long; we have to win it all.But we don’t; the big game proves to be thefoe that puts an early end to that gloriousseason.Sounds kind of familiar. It is a diseaseBY ERIK LIEBERPitcher Ed Ruder winds up in last Satur¬day’s game. that hits almost any sports program, and inChicago the disesase is more acute andplagues almost every hope of a champion¬ship.The University of Chicago is not immune.This was going to be the year. It has been73 years since the baseball team won aconference championship of any sort, and avictory over St. Norbert would have endedthat 3/4 of a century streak. The softballteam became the first Chicago team to goto an MCAW playoff game since the Uni¬versity of Chicago joined the conference.This was to be that historic season, but itjust didn’t happen.Baseball and softball both lost, theirplayoff games were close, but we came outon the short end. Neither team was em-barassed; they deserve to be in the play¬offs. They both came so close, but theycould not win when it mattered most.Remember the Cubs, the White Sox, theBlack Hawks...Frustration. They could have won it all.Everyone has waited for so long.There is nothing to do now except lookahead to next season and scout out a placein the trophy room for what should be wonnext season, and pass out congratulationsfor what has already been done. First yearcoaches Kim Vance and Greg Warzeckaare well deserving of praise. Both coacheshave turned their programs around, takingtwo teams destined for another mediocreseason and working them into first place inthe North Division. They have made win¬ners, and whetted the appetites of Chicagosports fans about next season.And then there is the honor roll, theplayers who should be shoe-ins for allconference honors. Both baseball and soft-ball should place three players each on theAll-Conference team. The honor roll startswith the seniors. First-baseman HelenGemmill and shortstop Mike Medina proved why they deserve to be team cap¬tains this season. Both players lead bytheir example, their bats, and their gloves.Gemmill lead softball in batting with a .477mark and Medina lead all shortstops inbatting in the MCAC.Next come the sensational sophomorepitchers. Kathy McGarvey and Ed Ruderhave been the stoppers. They tore apart theconference. McGarvey posted an unbe¬lievable 2.02 ERA for the season, and herERA was a low 1.56 in conference games.Ed Ruder lead the MCAC with a mark 2.57in conference. Both of these pitchers are inline for all conference honors this season,and for the rest of their Chicago careers.Rounding out the honor roll are center-fielder Arzou Ahsan and right-fielder ScottGross. Ahsan’s .384 batting average andher outstanding fielding should give her asecond All-Conference honor.Scott Gross did the unbelievable thisseason. He lead the conference with abatting average over .500 in conferencegames, and a .426 mark for the season. Hestood head and shoulders above any batterin the MCAC.Now, all that can be done is to wait fornext year. Both of these team are on theverge of something big, and next yearshould see Chicago winning championshipsin baseball and softball. Coach Vancestrongly believes that the softball team willmake nationals next year with most of herstarters returning. Coach Warzecka canlook assuredly to Scott Gross and his finepitching staff. Chicago’s two premierstarters, Ruder and Eric Smith will beback, and Gross is only a freshman. It mayseem odd, but come springtime, Chicago isgoing to be the team to beat. The hopes of championship were put torest painfully with crucial losses in theplayoffs. It is a tough pill to swallow afterwaiting so long, but it looks like the waitingis going to end.Last Lax gameThe Lacrosse team ends up its 1986 sea¬son this Saturday with a game against theRoughriders. Game time is 1:00 and thesite is Stagg Field. Chicago will be goingfor its fifth win with hopes of ending theseason with a mark of 5-3.Midwest Collegiate Athletic ConferenceTournament Final Standings held at CoeCollege in Cedar Rapids. Iowa.1. Ripon College2. University of Chicago3. Knox College4. Coe College5. Grinnell College6. Lawrence University7. Lake Forest College8. Beloit College9. Cornell College10. Illinois College11. 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A sunny unhassled place for work, nearCo-op. $185 incl. heat. May 15 or June 15. 667-2273.APARTMENTS AVAILABLE5220-28 WOODLAWN4 large rooms $475Completely refurbished with tiled baths andrefinished tubs. Apts have burglar alarms.Laundry facilities on site. Call Nancy or Stevefor your personal showing.Parker-Holsman Company493 2525Grad house seeks males & females for summersublets and for next academic year. Ideal loca¬tion near Regenstein. Low rent. Call 955-2653SPACIOUS 2BR AVAIL 6/15 FOR NEWLEASE. 3RD FL 5319 S CORNELL. $575/MOINCL HEAT. SUN-PORCH LGE KITCHENCALL 684 1859.SUMMER SUBLET-STUDIO 50th & Cornell$285/mo fully furnished lakeview near: shuttle1C Jeffrey Exp; Parking avail 493-4213 Ed.Summer sublet: 3 bdr. apt 57th 8, Harper.Available 6/15-9/15 Call 947-0747ext. 405.Apartment or sublet, May 16-September 8.Three bedrooms, 3 baths, gardens,playground, garage. Overlooking JacksonPark & museum. 752-7022.Condo-5522 S. Cornell-4 Ig. rm 1 br-bal-nr U.C.,museum-all transp. $460 312-493-7151 or 313-543-3630.7 rms. 3 bdrms. 2 baths u of c shuttle 51st &Greenwood laundry rm. $650 288 8995 Ed Kay.Two Bedroom at Cornell 8. 50th. Sublet untilSept. 30 or Extension. Near 1C, CTA & CampusBus, Heat 8> Water included, $525. Late May oc¬cupancy. Call Gen, 962-8131 or 363-0977.Room available in sunny, spacious apartment.Very close to campus and shopping. Femalegrad student pref. Non-smoking only. $150/mo.-I- utilities. 288-0546.Studio apartment available June 10. $275 mo.53 and Kimbark. Call & leave message 955 9772VIC: EVERETT & 55THNewly decorated, large studio apts availablefor immediate occupancy heat incl. rent $325Call 978-2275 between 11-6.VACATION OR WEEKEND RENTAL: New,turn. 2 BR log house w. fpl., near LakeMichigan in Door County, Wisconsin. Calleves. 241-5750.Summer sublet: $247.2 beautiful rooms in a lovely apt. near the coopand public transport Call: 955-7261.Studio apt with balcony avail, June 1, 58thBlackstone$320 per month 288-2175.House for rent. Wonderful 4 bedroom vintagehouse with 3 woodburning fireplaces. Furnish¬ed and newly decorated. Lovely back yard.One year rental starting 8/1/86. $1600 permonth plus utilities. 5751 Dorchester. URBANSEARCH 337-2400.Location! Location! Location! This lovely twobedroom condo is located at 1410 E. 56th St.Which is a prime location. The assessmentsare a low $144 per month. The huge kitchenalso includes a breakfast area and a laundryarea. The yard is wonderfully big and tree lin¬ed. Only 64,000. Separate dining room or study.URBAN SEARCH 337-2400.Quiet luxury at 5000 Cornell, life at 5000 Cornellis quiet, secure and luxurious. This charmingtwo bedroom, two bath condo is in a particularly well insulated building, an importantcriterion for those who work at home. Owner¬ship in 10C also includes the right to a parkingspace in the adjacent lot. A doorman is presentto lend assistance and security. Theassessments are $265 per month and this in¬cludes twice a year window washing services.And the owners tell me that the buildingengineer is wonderful. $64,000. URBANSEARCH 337-2400. SPACE WANTEDSeeking Summer Sublet: Early June to end ofJuly. 1 bdrm or stud. pref. Call David 667-7958.PEOPLE WANTEDResort Hotels, Cruise Lines & AmusementParks are now accepting applications foremployment! To receive an application and in¬formation, write: Tourism Services P.O. Box7881 Hilton Head Island, SC 29938.EARN MONEY WHILE TRAVELING abroadthis summer by verifying airport groundtransportation data. Opportunities throughAugust-for travelers to Europe, Soviet Union,Far East, S. America, Middle East, Africa,Australia-New Zealand. 1-2 hours work re¬quired each site. Mail back reports. Im¬mediate payment of $25-$35 each report. CallMr. Crampton at 667-2200. Weekdays9-4.ACTIVIST STUDENTS and others. Earn $165-$300/wk helping ACORN organize citizens forsocial & economic justice. Issues include: rapeprevention, house abandonment, & utilityrates. Summer/permanent openings. Call 9-noon 939-7492.Counselors needed for summer camp instruc¬tion in Tennis, Arts and Crafts, Sailing, Out¬door Life, and Hiking (over 21) Call Sam soon753-8342 ext. 1232.Union-side labor law firm wifh rapidly expan¬ding litigation practice looking for 1984 1986graduates with excellent acauemics andwriting ability. Clerkship preferred. Sendresume and writing sample to:Guerrieri and Sweeney P.C.P.O. Box 65423Washington, D.C. 20035.Transcribe interviews for research withteenage mothers. Set own hours. $5.50/hr. 962-9413 morn; 752-5949 eve.Mellow Yellow is now hiring a full time servicebartender. Full and part-time wait-staff ex¬perienced preferred. Apply M-F between 9-11a.m. 1508 E. 53rd Street.EMPLOYMENT WANTEDGerman student seeks au-pair position startsummer or fall. Call 752-8660 eve or 493-5544.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Furnitureand boxes. Household moves. Cartons, tape,padding dolly available. 743-1353.UNIVERSITY TYPING SERVICEWordprocessing and EditingOne block from Regenstein LibraryJames Bone, 363-0522PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE U WAITModel Camera 8. Video 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700.JUDITH TYPES and has a memory. IBM com¬patible. Quiet Writer printer. Your disk ormine. Phone 955-4417.Enrollment is now open for A Summer In¬stitute in Listening & Communication Skills. Aithe Chicago Counseling 8. PsychotherapyCenter. The six sessions will begin Wed., July23 at 7:30 pm, and will include seminars, peet-listening and individual consultation. Register-early by calling the Center at 684-1800.EXPERIENCED TYPING. Call 682-6884.Hyde Park Movers Serving the Hyde ParkKenwood surrounding Chgo area with prideHousehold moving free packing cts del n/cfrom 12/hr many other services. 493 9122.THE BETTER IMAGE professional portraitand wedding photography. Call 643-6262.BABY CHILDCARE opening from summer,near UC. Responsible, creative loving care684-2820.THE BETTER IMAGE, economic customframing available, fast service. 1344 E. 55th St.643-6262.Trio Con Brio: Classical, light popular musicfor weddings, all occasions. Call 643-5007.Indian cooking classes are starting from 15thMay. Call 363-8942.PhD student wife needs to do babysitting allages for whole summer. Call 363-8942.We're your type word processing service in¬cludes: resumes, term papers, briefs, charts,etc. Document retention available. Look to aprofessional please call 667-5170 for more info.Typing Typing Typing- Dissertations, lettersetc. Grammar correct. Call Elaine 667-8657.FOR SALERENT A VCR For $15 per night, one free movieincluded VHS only.MODEL CAMERAS, VIDEO1342 E . 55th St. 493-6700.CASSETTE SUPER SALETDK SA90$19.50/box of 10. MAXEL XL1190$21.90/box of 10. TDK D90 $12.90/box of 10.MODELCAMERAS. VIDEO1342 E. 55th St. 493 67001976 Mercedes 280C Calif car; no rust; excel,cond. In/out; Ithruphlstr; $8,000 ; 493 5645.Yard Sale. Many household items, dressers,high chair, couch, grill, etc. May 10, 9am-5pm.Back parking lot-5139 Dorchester. Tired of Hyde Park? 1-br condo in rural/subur¬ban area. 3 blks to I.C. 28 mins to UC by train.Gourmet Kitchen. Garage. Balcony. A/C. In¬door/Outdoor pools. Health Club. Close to golf,tennis, shopping. $38,900 Call 748-5813- leavemessage.GE Refrig, side by side w/ice water in door$225; Singer sewing machine $175, RCA ColorTV $125; 5 Drawer file cabinet $90; chair 8,metal desk w/4 file drawers $75; EurekaVacuum cleaner $70; Fischer cabinet stereo$25; Call 752 0469.Condo-5522 S. Cornell 4 Ig rm-lbr-bal-nr.museum U.C.-all transp-$47,000 312-493-7151 or313-543-3630.10- Speed women's bike, $150. Like new. Call268-0841 after 6pm.Twin matress, box springs, and frame for sale,$20. Call and leave message 955-9772.74 Plym Duster: 99k mi, Rustfree Body, superradials, extra cargo space. Slant starts andruns great; $600 or best offer! Phil 667-8147Nikon FM2 Black. Body only. Mint. $200. Latemorning: 962-8004. Early evening: 288 7351.Desk, large steel. Asking $100 but will takewhatever. 753-0158or Iv msg 753-2270, rm 425PERSONALSHappy 21st Birthday Kathy from Kathleen, Jonand all the Safety Kids.MARCO—Please call—E.LOST & FOUNDFOUND on 4/26 near the Museum of Science:Female cat, small, calico, about one year old.If she is yours, please call 667-4367 soon.MAN'S BICYCLE FOUND In Murray SchoolNeighborhood Garden Call 493-3888 eves.-Passport Loss-Name: Chonghyuk Lee. Date ofBirth: 1-12-62T. 312-955-8755.WANTEDYOUNG LADY to spend 3 mos. in a cave thissummer with earthy hermit type (beard incl.).CONTACT MICHAEL at Shoreland 1134.Leave message.IBMNEW PRICESConvertible PC- $1,385 PC/XT $2,020, PC/AT.8mhz clock, DOS 3.2- $3,685; ProPrinter XL-$615; call MicroDistribution Center for moredetails- 962-6086.LASER PRINTINGWord Processing and laserwriter printing.Laser quality printing of resumes, papers,dissertations, and Macintosh files. Call Top ofthe Desk, Inc. at 947-0585 evenings andweekends for rates and quotes.WE KNOW WHERE THEPARTIES AREWe know when the buses run. We know whattimes the films start. We know where all yourfriends live. For this and anything else youneed to know, call Hotline, 753-1777, seven daysa week. 7PM to 7AM.PROFESSIONALSERVICESThe Chicago Counseling 8, PsychotherapyCenter founded 15 years ago on a firm belief inthe worth and dignity of each person, offersempathic effective counseling &psychotherapy to individuals, couples andfamilies. Loop and Hyde Park offices. Feesflexible. Insurance accepted. Call 684-1800 for abrochure and/or an appointment.SEEKING TREATMENTFOR ANXIETY?Selected volunteers will receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center in return for par¬ticipating in a 3 week study to evaluate drugpreference. Involves only commonly-prescribed drugs. Participants must be bet¬ween 21 & 55 years old and in good health. Forfurther information call Karen at 962-3560 bet¬ween 8:30 & 11:30 a.m. Refer to study A.IBM SOFTWAREMinitab- $80; WordMarc/Muse- $175; callMicrodistribution Center at 962-6086 for moredetails. 962-6086.EDWARDO'SHOT STUFFED1 Delivered right to your door! Edwardo's- Thesuperstars of stuffed pizza. Open late everynight. Call 241-7960.1321 E.57th. Ph 241-7960APARTMENTWANTEDOne bedroom or studio wanted near campus.Must allow dog and have fenced-in backyardfor same. Call Larry at 684 6788 or 962 9555CO-ED VOLLEYBALLSundays in Field House. Noon. Also Outdoorsin Summer.$$$& FUNPeople needed to participate in studies oflanguage processing, reasoning, and memory.Will be paid $4-5 per session. Call 962-8859 bet¬ween 8:30 and noon to register NEWYORKTIMESDelivered to your door for only 35c per daythroughout Hyde Park. Call 643-9624 today!-M-DELICIOUS-M-NUTRITIOUS-I-H-EXPEDITIOUSThe Medici on 57th delivers every menu itemfast and fresh! Try our new spinach pizza, it'ssecond to none. 667-7394.PIANO LESSONSSPRING PIANO LESSONS with EdwardMondello Teacher of piano music dept. 1960-1980. Tel. 752-4485.CONDO FOR SALEUnique 2 bdrm; beautiful hrdwd firs. & built-ins thru-out; back yrd, prkg, lo moly assess;close to campus; remodeled kit 8, bath; byowner, 65,000. 752-3449.THE MAGIC, THE MUSICTake Note! Blackfriars Spring Musical "PIPPIN"—This Thurs., Fri., Sat., at 8:00pmReynolds Club 1st Floor Theatre. $4 students,$5 General Admission Come One, Come All ToThis GLORIOUS EXTRAVAGANZA.SUPERB VINTAGE APTLarge sunny vintage 2 bdrm w Ig Ivg rm diningrm sunporch on SW corner of bldg overlookingsm park. Kitchen has east sun. Hdwd floors Igclosets. Jn 15 or J1 w/negotiation: Leavemessage at 324-5669. Secure well managed bldgSUMMER SUBLETWANTED3 Bedroom or Large 2 Bedroom SummerSublet Wanted. Rent is negotiable. Call 241-6161.CHOCOLATE SOUP CAFELIVE ENTERTAINMENT this Saturday andevery Saturday from 10PM to midnight. Icecream, cake, iced tea, and more. At HillelHouse, 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave.OUTING CLUBTrip to Wisconsin for rockclimbing nextweekend. Call Chris Wells at 955-5329 or cometo weekly meeting 8PM Tuesday in Ida Noyes217.MARKETABLEINSECURITIESAttend the GSB Follies- "MARKETABLE IN¬SECURITIES: A WAGE RATE PARODY".May 98,10 8:00PM Mandel Hall. Tickets atReynolds Club $5 adv. $6 at the door. Don'tmiss it!ACHTUNG! GERMAN!Take APRIL WILSON'S five week GERMANCOURSE 8, High pass the summer languageexam! Classes meet M-F, beginning JUNE 23.Three sections; 10:30-12:30, 1-3 & 6-8PM. Cost.$225. The course is effective & often fun! Formore information 8, to register, call: 667-3038.VOULEX-VOUSLIREAVECNOUS.,.?Anxious to finish off your French language re¬quirement this summer? Then register for theOffice of Continuing Education's "ReadingFrench" course. In six weeks this noncreditcourse, taught by Charles Krance of theDepartment of Romance Languages, willprepare you for the Graduate ForeignLanguage Exam at the beginning of August.Class schedule: Monday through Friday, 9:30M.-12:00 noon, June 23-August 1. Cost: $200.Registration deadline: June 6. For full in¬formation and to register, call ContinuingEducation at 962-1722.MACINTOSH UPGRADES512K $249 120 day warranty, housecalls SS Sonydisks 1.69, DS Sony disks 2.85 CYBERSYSTEMS 667 4000.GREEKCLUBCome to our meting on Tuesday May 13th at6:30pm at the East Lounge of the InternationalHouse. Enjoy Baklava and Greek coffee andhelp organize the Greek Party.GET OUT OF HOUSINGWe are looking for interesting people to live inour house. We offer low rent, full use of our kit¬chen laundry room, etc. Come by our studybreaks Tuesdays at 9 D U. 5714 Woodlawn.I—TAlSpVWI—CMINESE-AMERIG&N RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 11 A -8 30 P MClosed MondayI . UH I-Uri mim-iom jThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, May 9,1986—13INTERNATIONAL HOUSEAll afternoon and evening onSUNDAY, MAY 113:00 - 7:30 P.M.PUBLIC WELCOMEBOOTHS FEATURING FOOD, FILMS, AND DISPLAYSFROM NATIONS AROUND THE WORLD.AND WITH LIVE PERFORMANCES BY:ARMSTRONG SISTERS BAAL TINNEFOLK TALES FROM THE BRITISH ISLES IRISH FOLK MUSICFLAMENCO DANCERSINDONESIAN DANCERSCHINESE FOLK DANCERSROSALINDE and the DALAAL DANCERSFESTIVAL DANCEWITH SAMBA MUSIC BYSOM BRAZIL7:30 - 11:00 P.M.GENE AL ADMISSION $4wTUDENTS $3CHILDREN $1FESTIVAL DANCE $2(Free with afternoon admission)1414 E. 59th St. 753-2274by Stephanie Baconand Gideon D'ArcangeloLast Saturday, two women, both students inthe college were attacked and beaten —‘‘sexually assaulted" is the term being used bypolice. This occured at approximately 11 pm onthe Midway,Most women, upon reading of this incident,will probably think of the last time they walkedhome alone. Most of us will be disturbed at howeasily we might have been in this situation.Many of us will resolve to take greatei meas¬ures to protect ourselves. In this way, womenare oppressed by violent crime — they stay athome, depend on men, and generally curtailtheir own freedom in order to protect them¬selves But this response is inadequate anddestructive, because it is based upon the tacitassumption that violent crime against women isinevitable. To write this problem off as inherentin human nature, i.e that men will always rapeand that women will just have to protectthemselves, is totally unacceptable. If womenare not free to walk the streets safely, whenand as they please, then they are simplyprisoners in their own homes. (Nor are menimmune to the effects of fear — they too areforced to curtail their personal freedom, thoughin most cases to a lesser degree than women.)The crime of rape is twofold' in that it directlyviolates the victim, and in that it creates aclimate of fear in which all women are discour¬aged from venturing out into the workf.After a couple of years in Hyde Park, onegets wind of the fact that there is a pattern ofthis type of crime here. It is a pattern pfpersistent interracial violence, often taking theform of rape. The frequency of rape is In¬ordinately high here, despite the fact that HydePark is the most-patrolled area in the state. It isdifficult to know exactly how high the incidenceof rape is, because the University has aninterest in downplaying the violence of theneighborhood, and therefore avoids publicizingthe statistics. In fact, in the late seventies theWomen's Union organized a campaign, insist¬ing that the University release the relevantfacts, for the safety of the community.It is the interracial character of these crimeswhich is so pernicious and so difficult to dealwith; it is their interracial character whichmakes them impossible to dismiss or forgetabout. The rapes cannot be seen as isolatedincidents, resulting from the "perversion” of afew men or the "indiscretion" of a few women.To assign the cause ot rape to an individual’s"perversion” is to construe rape as a sexualevent, motivated by psycho-sexual and inter¬personal forces. It is in point of fact a violentcrime, in the same sense that a beating or amurder is. It is an assertion of dominance overthe victim. "When men rape women, they actout of a wish to punish or dominate ..it is anexpression of power" (Our Bodies, Our Selvas,p. 100) Rape is a socially generated problem inas far as social and economic causes areoperative in convincing the rapist that this typeof assertion of dominance is desirable. Only aperson who had been denied access to con¬ventional means of asserting power and domi¬nance (with money or social recognition) wouldresort to asserting themselves in this mostsadistic and brutal way. The only constructiveway of dealing with rape is as a manifestationof a social problem, in which all members of thecommunity are involved and responsible, par¬ticularly those in power.We feel that many of the University’s policiesexacerbate the problem by alienating thecommunity and failing to address its needs,Prlicips that distress us inrlnde nolicl** inregard to the racial composition of the student tion of the faculty; policies in regard to theharassment of Black students and communitymembers by security; attempts to control andminimize the amount of low-to-moderate in¬come housing in Hyde Park; attempts to dis-irage new commercial development thatild result in greater street traffic at night;failure to provide appropriate adult and contin¬uing education programs, remedial programs,child care tor young parents who might want tobecome involved in the University—in short, thekind of services which woutd make the Univer¬sity accessible to the South Side communityAs tong as the University espouses a differentpurpose, and refuses to take responsibility forintergrating itself with, or addressing the needsof, the community, it wttl be inviting confronta¬tion.The University has reacted irresponsibly tothe circumstances of its geographical location;it has opted for short-term solutions which aregeared to protect the University, but not toresolve the imbalances that created the prob¬lem in the first place. Removing thousands ofunits of low-to-moderate income housing (in thename Of “urban renewal”), building the thirdlargest police force in the state (after Chicagoand East St. Louis), and discouraging studentsfrom interacting with the larger community, arethe measures taken by the University in thename of “safety”; such measures promotealienation and fear and perpetuate the problem.Granted, the University Is in a difficult posi-a/ like that, it would be much easier to build animpermeable wall around a comtortable com¬munity of learning, and pretend that the Uni¬versity exists in a vacuum. We are not inEvanston, and if wa are going to presume tostudy ethics within these walls, we must try toact ethically without, if our education is to haveany integrity at all. Nor is it peripheral to notethat our education is severly flawed, in that itlacks any recognition of or interaction withBlack culture We can only improve our educa¬tion by striving to be more inclusive of Blacksand Black contributions in the arts, sciences,and history. It is not unlikely that the whiteswho dominate the University have the most togain from integration of the University with itsSouth Side home.We do not claim that all the crime-relatedproblems in the community are the result ofUniversity policy, but it is clear that the Univer¬sity, with its vast political and economic power,is In the best position to affect positive change.The University cannot and should no* be anunassailable fortress. Striving to make the Uni¬versity invulnerable Is deadly, Decause itchannels all attacks against the University ontoa few vulnerable aspects of the University;women walking around the neighborhood cannever be infallibly protected, so they will be thestrike target again and again, until we dispensewith this fortress mentality. We don’t need moreprotection—we need to communicate and In¬tegrate. / \Kathe Kollwitz. The Mothers. „ ght be taken *present framework of toe University aret Divest all holdings from companies thatdo business in South Africa. The situation ofwomen who are afraid to leave their dormitoriein Hyde Park is not so deferent from thesituation of Blacks restricted to the so-called“honetands” tn South Africa; both groupssutler a violent and arbitrary oppression. Justas the University needs to demonstrate awillingness to take an active role in endingSouth Chicago's segregation, it must take anactive role in ending Souto Africa’s apartheid.The only clearly effective and appropriatestrategy tor the University is divestment (seeThe Case For Divestment Made Plain andSimple, by Sahofra Sarkar, GCJ. 4/4/86).2. Create a Black Studies Department. This isabsolutely Imperative, if we are to have anadeq iate education! Can you imagine thisUniversity without an Asian Studies Departmentor a Latin American Studies Department? ABlack studies department is every bit as vital,and our education is truncated without *3. Create a Minority Student/CommunityCentei. The purpose of this center wouldinclude: providing a network of support forBlack students in the special problems theyface here, especially problems related to dis¬crimination and harassment; organizing a net¬work of minority student groups, and providingresources to those grottos; and, very im¬portantly, interfacing with the South Sidecommunity — discerning and responding to theneeds of trie South Side community.4 Creating a Women's Studies Department.That the history and work of women is just asneglected and undervalued as that of Blacksshould be apparent to everyone. Until a Blac'<Studies Department and a Women’s StudiesDepartment are created, we would do best torefer to this place as the University of ChicagoSchool of White Male Culture, so as not tomfslead the public. A Women's Studies De¬partment would also promote public awarenessand understanding of rape and other forms ofviolence against women.5 Create a Women's Center. This centerwould provide services to women students andcommunity members, addressing their specialproblems, such as dealing with rape, harass¬ment. and discrimination, not to mention un¬tangling the all-pervasive web of patriarchalthinking in education, science, religion, gov¬ernment, etc.6 Redress the damages done by “urbanrenewal.” Replace the low-to-moderate incomehousing that has been removed (the PfaisanceHotel. Greenwood Hall being two recent ex¬amples). Stop exerting influence on communityplanning boards and zoning boards to thwartthe normal course of commerica! development(For a concise history of this problem, seeMaking the Second Ghetto by Arnold R Hirsch,Cambridge 1985.)7. End the harassment of Black students andcommunity members by campus Security.It’s racist, it’s unjust, and it’s easily halted.8. Prioritize community outreach programs.University organs like the Social Service Ad¬ministration and the medical clinics which have' community outreach programs are on the righttrack We need more of them, and we needeverybody to be involved9. Stop preaching a doctrine of fear andmistrust to incoming students. An individual'sdecisions regarding personal safety must bemade on the basis of reality, not racism.DIVEST. NOWThe Chicago LiteraryReview will be acceptingsubmissions of fiction andpoetry for its spring issueHMHuntil May 16,1986pu rAaV_alj.iv>' VJToLITERARY REVIEWQUARTE RLYTUMI i , — 1 0tmmSubmissions of fiction and poetry should be anonymous andaccompanied by an envelope containing the entrant’s nameand address. Fiction entries are limited to 10 typed, double¬spaced pages, and no more than four poems or two shortstories will be considered per entrant. Submissions will notbe returned, so send copies.Our address is 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. Submis¬sions can also be dropped by our office in Ida Noyes 303.Phone: 962-9555.ARKEYd FLOOR2—FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALFOTA PRESENTSWATERGRASPBY HELEN lv®MAY 15 & KlIDA NOYES 3FREESGFC SPONSORED OUR FAMOUS STUFFED PIZZA IN THE PANIS NOW AVAILABLE IN HYDE PARKCocktails • Pleasant Dining • Pick-up"Chicago's best pizza!" - Chicago Magazine, March 1977"The ultimate in pizza!" - New York Times, January 19805311 S. Black stone Ave.947-0200Open 11 a.m.-midnight Monday-Thursday11 a.m.-1 a.m. Friday and SaturdayNoon-Midnight Sunday(Kitchen closes half hour earlier)F 9TS ID’MI irM 12-T 13*W UTTH 15^ M wWOMENfSnBaBm&wM1® i&mmfiwmsmh h H*\ $ ft ^ IP•«f IPctl^ Vlw 1Ruth Marl* WHtett, wfM* drumming, mm I with you7 1M6Musica Femina and Glenda FairellaBaker ‘Women’s Voices" talks withclassical guitarist Janna MacAuslan(Meg Christian’s teacher) and flautistKristan Aspen who together keep themusic of women composers in theair—from Elizabeth Jacquet de laGuerre, born in 1666, to those in theirown neighborhood in Portland. Mondayat 5, on WHPK 8.5 fm. Part II: NatalieWilliams talks with Glenda FairellaBaker (see below).FOTA celebrates Women in the Arts Blackfeminist artist Glenda Fairella Bakerwill perform dramatic interpretations ofher poetry and will charm you with acappella renditions of gospel and tradi¬tional songs. Wed at 8, Ida Noyes Hall,3d fl theatre, 1212 E 59th St. Admis¬sion free.Spain in the 1980s: 50 Years after theSpanish Civil War Mary Holmes, au¬thor of Working Women for Freedom,and the "Our Life and Times" columnfor News and Letters speaks. Thur,6:30 pm, 59 E Van Buren, Rm 707.Women’s Encampment for a Future ofPeace and Justice A presence of life,a presence of resistance, on the bor¬ders of Seneca Army Depot. Join usSunday, May 11. "We say no to thethreat of global holocaust, no to thearms race, no to death. We say yes toa world where people, animals, plantsand the earth itself ire respected andvalued.” 5540 Routt 36, Romulus, NY.Call Anne Herman, 607-748-9521.Alix Dobkin and Lucie Blue TremblayThe winning combination returns!These two positive and inspiring singer-songwriters are back with their sweetharmonies and dynamic rhythms. Weguarantee you an evening of challeng¬ing and uplifting music as Alix Dobkin,one of the founders of lesbian musicalconsciousness, is joined by Lucie BlueTremblay, an exciting and talentedFrench Canadian musician with a re¬cent Canadian Gramby award underher belt. Come out Chicago, and cele¬brate! Fri, 8:30 and 9:45, MountainMoving Coffeehouse, 1655 W School.No male children over age 10.Hunter Davis Davis celebrates the releaseof her third album, Carolina, on theRedwood label. This wired bundle ofvocal dynamite promises to make amemorable concert. Her wit and warmrapport, combined with a gutsy, bluesyvoice, captivate and e^apture audi¬ences everywhere. Sai 8:30 and 9:45,Mountain Moving C rehouse. Seeabove.Panel Discussion A discussion of con¬temporary women’s issues, featuringtwo professional women who are U of Calums. Thurs at 8. Presented by FOTATHEATER The Cherry Orchard by Anton ChekovYes, you may have seen it all before,but one doubts that you have ever seenit done quite as well. Or that you will seeit done quite as well again, unless someunbelievably new and gifted directorteams up with a group of equally tal¬ented actors to put on another Chekovplay. The National Theater of GreatBritain continues its visit here for theChicago International Theater Festivalwith a production of The Cherry Orchardas amazing and amusing a piece oftheater as Chicago has seen or is likelyto see in a great deal of time. This is thesame group of actors who, last week,brought us the chilling and darkDuchess of Malfi; now they present asometimes colorful, sometimes glow¬ingly humorous, sometimes terribly sadstory about a dying aristocracy and thepeasant class rising to take its place (apolitical subject that was a favorite atthe turn of the century) Such a tale isterribly unhappy innately, and normallyms presented with stolid humorlessness,ignoring the life-affirming elements ofChekov’s script. One can imagine that atypical production of The Cherry Or¬chard could stress the foibles of theupper classes, the purity of the peas¬ants, and the constant and bitter inter¬action between the two. Other produc¬tions would, but the National Theaterdoes not; instead, the Edward Peth-erbridge/lan McKellan branch of thecompany, from which this presentationcomes, takes the Chekov play and cre¬ates a lush and loving portrayal of bothnot in opposition to, but appreciating,each other’s worlds, even though onemust inevitably die and be destroyed sothe other can exist Part of the successof this production is due to the fact thatthis version of the play is presented as agentle comedy, not as the heavy, opp¬ressive drama in the manner of mostChekov stagings. Chekov, according tothe program notes, apparently intendedThe Cherry Orchard to be just such ahappy play, and productions which em¬phasized the darker elements of his playat the cost of the humor earned hisdisgust and hatred. The Cherry Orchard,as presented by the National TheaterCompany, achieves a sort of balancebetween the jokes and the wistfulnessfor a more innocent time; Chekov, nodoubt, would have taken a look at thisshow, and said, “Yeah, this is what Iwanted to do, this is the point I wantedto make." The staging for The CherryOrchard is essentially minimalist; a fewbackdrops, a few gauzy curtains, andsome bits of furniture are all the playneeds for presentation, director MikeAlfreds, and designer Paul Dart seem tothink; their decisions are good ones,because their production works so well,and and such a staging speaks highly ofputting emphasis in other areas than ina glittery, glitzy stage experience. TheCherry Orchard, rather, quite correctly,concentrates on good acting, lots of it. to carry the production. The NationalTheater is a sort of theater group thatjustifies, and indeed provides a perfectdefinition for the notion for the ensembleacting: they perform their curtain callsen masse, with no one actor receivingparticular attention, and they have longeschewed the idea of "stars.” Certainly,each member of the company now ap¬pearing in Chicago is a “big name"back home, even if they have not quitethe prestige here, and they are so because they are actors of rare ability andtalent. It is as though the old clichecould be reversed: there are no bigactors here, only big roles, and the onlything that makes one actor in TheCherry Orchardmmore memorable thanany other actor is the size of the role heor she played. Hence, we can see that ifThe Duchess of Malfi was Eleanor Bronand Jonathan Hyde’s play, The CherryOrchard is Sheila Hancock and EdwardPetherbridge’s play, merely becausethey were able to win the largest roles;even though, without doubt, they areamong the best actors in Britain, all thecast were praiseworthy. Ian McKellan,as the second generation peasant em¬ployee of Hancock's who buys hergentry estate so she can pay off herdebts, was wonderful, as always, as wasSelina Cadell, as an oafish cham¬bermaid, Hugh Lloyd, as a gently tragic,old valet, and Julia Legrand as the loopyfamily governess, but, really, who is tojudge when they all were so great.Really, ensemble curtain calls for thiscompany are not necessary simply toreaffirm a "family and buddies on thestage" quality, but rather because itwould be unfair to give any particularactor praise above the rest. This pro¬duction of The Cherry Orchard is a richtreasure, containing magic tricks,waltzes, tears, and laughter in its pre¬sentation of the lighter side of upperclass life. Certain of the lush elementsfelt somewhat like things Ingmar Berg¬man must have hit upon during thefilming of his family comedy/dramaFanny and Alexander, if one wishes tocompare the work to a recent, inter¬national analogue. The Cherry Orchardplays at the Blackstone Theater untilSunday, and excellent seats are stillavailable, and we advise you to checkthe Hot Tix booth for discounts. —PaulReubensTwo One Acts Freshwater by VirginiaWoolf, and Grasping the Cudgel by U ofC student Helen Markey. Opens nextThurs, also runs next Fri, in the IdaNoyes third floor theater. Free with freerefreshments. Presented by FOTA.Squat Theater Hungarian Theater Col¬lective, exiled from their homeland in1976, perform Dreamland Burns, whatthey call “theater for a new age."What’s really exciting is that the troupefeatures that noveau-noir goddess,Eszter Balint of Stranger Than Paradise.Three performances, presented by theMuseum of Contemporary Art. At theBriar Street Theater. 348-4000. $12/$9.FILMThey Speak Out and Portrait of Nelsonand Winnie Films on South Africa,Wednesday at 8 at the Ida Noyes westlounge Sponsored by the Action Com¬mittee for a Free South Africa and FOTA.Free Film Short films made by in¬dependent Chicago and New York art¬ists. Sunday, 7-11 pm, Kent Hall. Spon¬sored by FOTA.After Hours (Martin Scorcese. 1985) Fri at7. 9 & 11 pm. and Sun at 2 pm. DOC$2.50The Kids Are Alright (Jeff Stem, 1979) Satat 7, 9:15 & 11:30 pm DOC $2.50Phantom of the Opera (Arthur Lubin,1943) Sat at 7:30 & 10 pm. LSF $2 50Raoni (Jean Pierre Dutlilleux, 1979) "Asobering, sympathetic, technically expertdocumentary...the cinemascope photog¬raphy is excellent and Mr. Brando’scommentary informative and to thepoint.” — Vincent Canby, The New YorkTimes. Fri at 6 & 7:45 pm. Sat at 4 & 6pm. and Sun at 5:30 pm. School of theArt Institute. Columbus Dr. and JacksonBlvd $4.50Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa, 1954)Set in 16th century Japan, this epicconcerns the recruitment of seven itin¬erant Samurai to protect a peasant vil¬lage against bandits. After a longstruggle the Samurai ingeniously defendthe village, but only three survive. Thebattle done, one of the Samurai realizes:“It is not we who have won. It is thepeasants — they have the earth, but wehave nowhere.” Voted one of the tenbest films of all time — 1982 Poll ofInternational Film Critics, Sight andSound Thurs at 8:30 pm. InternationalHouse. $2 — BTARTFestival of the Arts: A Celebration ofWomen and the Arts Gallery opening ofwork by Chicago artists. ReceptionMonday from 3-4:30, exhibition to con¬tinue thru next Friday, 11-4:30 ReynoldsClub North LoungeNew Sculpture: Robert Gober, JeffKoons, Halm Steinbach "Objects fromeveryday life" are the media of thesethree contemporary American sculptorsGober makes sinks (like, as in plumbing)which are “unabashedly anth¬ropomorphic.” Steinbach “displays"found objects, unaltered except by biz¬arre decontextualizing/recontextualizing juxtapositions. Koons’ worx, alreadynotorious in the Chi-town area, is invacuum cleaners/glass tanks/basket¬balls. you go figure. Thru June 21, atthe Renaissance Society , 5811 Ellis(Fourth Floor Cobb). Tues-Fri, 10-4, Sat-Sun 10-4Judith Bromley and Patricia Evans:Photographs and Notecards of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Thru June 15, at57th Street Bookstore. 1301 E 57th.684-1300.Hyde Park Pix Recent work by Chicagoartists, including. Chris Geoghegan,Luis Medina, Don Donna Marder, Deb¬orah Peterson, Patrick Rodriguez. RuthThorne-Thompson and Doug Van DykeThru May 31, at the Hyde Park ArtCenter, 1701 E 53rd. Tues-Sat. 11-5.Ruth Marie Willett Recent works in foundobjects from nature, by a recent U of CMFA. Showing concurrently are photo¬graphs by Jan Ballard. Thru May 31, at *Artemisia, 341 W Superior, Tues-Sat,11-5.Peter Huttinger/George Horner Theformer does paintings (Capillaries) anddrawings (Entanglements); the latterdoes silly-putty lift-offs. Thru May 24, atFeature Gallery, 340 W Huron, Wed-Sat11-5.Contemporary Artists Books by Kal-deway Press Books from the New York-based press with texts by John Ashbery,Samuel Beckett, William Burroughs,Paul Celan, Marguerite Duras, PabloNeruda, others, illustrations by Carl Ap-felschnitt, Kim Keever, Mischa Kuball,Johnathan Lasker, Ann Sperry, JunSuzuki, and Not Vital. Closes Thurs, atthe Goethe Institute, 401 N Michigan.Mon-Fri, 9-5:30. Thurs thru 8Sue Coe: X New works in (very political)art, by the illustrator (co-creator?) of thebook How to Commit Suicide in SouthAfrica. At Phyllis Kind Gallery, 313 WSuperiorTramp Art This curious title appears on apress release picturing what looks like achest of drawers made of popsiclesticks...Thru May 17 at NIU Gallery. 212W Superior. 642-6010.In Defense of Richard Serra? Models anddrawings of public art proposals forChicago, including proposals by RaeBemis, Jin Soo Kim, Mary Minn, MichaelPaha. Neraldo de la Paz, others. Openstomorrow, with a reception from 4-8 pm,and runs thru June 7, at RandolphStreet Gallery. 756 N MilwaukeeAnne Frank in the World: 1929-1945 Over800 photographs and original manu¬scripts, plus an audio-visual presenta¬tion, on the personal life of Anne Frankand the historical events that shapedher life Though she died at the age offifteen, she left the world an account ofsuffering and persecution in her diarieswhich is uniquely moving. Thru June 4at the Spertus Museum of Judaica, 618S. Michigan. Tues, 10-8; Wed, Thur andSun, 10-5: Fri, 10-3. $27$1Chicago International Art ExpositionGalleries from around the (decidedlywestern) world come together for a hugecommercial extravaganza “Everyone"will be there. Thru Tues, at Navy PierToday thru Mon, noon-8, Tues noon-6Fort Apache Premiere of a new gallery/British-american art exchange program,in connection with the Chicago Art Expoat Navy Pier. Artists featured in thepremiere include: Brenda Barnum, JohnBlackford, Diane Christensen, Dan Pohl,Kurt Eckert, Dave Kargl, Linda King andMatt Straub. Thru May 15 at Fort Ap¬ache, 356 W Huron, 5th floor.Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Retrospectiveof the great functionalist/modernistmaniac/architect, the man responsiblefor the IIT campus, the Social ServiceAdministrat building, etc Opens to¬ morrow, runs thru Aug 10, at the Mu¬seum of Contemporary Art, 237 E On¬tario 2980-2671Performance Chicago: An Evening ofPerformance Art Tom Jeremba, Coc¬teau's Orphee (1926); Misoslaw Rogala.Remote Faces: Outerpretation (videoperformance); and Brendan deVallance,Noose Paper Tonight at 6, at the Stateof Illinois Center Auditorium. Randolphand Clark. Co-sponsored by the MCAand the Renaissance Society $3.50/$2.50MUSICUtah Phillips and Judy Gorman-Jscobs Aconcert celebration of the history andculture of working people commemorat¬ing the Haymarket centennial Utah andJudy play a benefit concert for thehomeless at the Methodist Temple to¬night at 7. $10 per seat. $25 donationreserves two seats for the homeless, 77W Washington, 663-0543.Haymarket Concert of Women's MusicCrecent Moon and Judy Gorman-Jacobsat the Decima Musa Restaurant Sun at 4for $4. 1901 S Loomis, 243-1556Battle of the Bands Six Chicago bandsplay for free as a part of the University’sFestival of the Arts in Ida Noyes CloisterClub tomorrow from 8 pm to 1 am.A Flock of Seagulls Their special guest isModern English, at the Riviera tonight,7:30, all ages, Broadway and Lawrence.559-1212.The Call Also playing are The Johnsons,featuring Cliff Johnson at the Vic Sunnight at 7:30, $8 advance/$l0 showdate.3145 N Sheffield. 472-0366Ronnie Laws Ron plays at the Vic Wednight along with Insight, a local funk-fusion band. 8 pm, S13.50 advance/$l5showdate. 3145 N Sheffielo. 472-0366.The Chet Baker Quartet Thru Sun at JoeSegals Jazz Showcase at the BlackstoneHotel. 636 S Michigan, 427-4300.UC Motel Choir A program of 16th and20th century "Motets” performed by the34 member choir under the direction ofBruce Tammen Works by Berger, Vic¬toria. and Chesnokov, at Preston BradleyHall. The Chicago Public Library CulturalCenter. Tues at 12:15 pm. 78 E Wash¬ington, 346-3278.Chicago Ensemble Art and Music SeriesCheck out an art show at a concert or aconcert at an art show The Ensembleperforms a mixture of classical and con¬temporary music amidst the collection atthe Roy Boyd Gallery, Thurs from 5 30 to7 pm, $8. 215 W Superior. 667-1803Stephane Grappelli Grappelli was one ofthe originators of jazz violin in Pans wayback in the 20’s. He's just about 80 nowand still bowling strong. Stephan plays atGeorge's thru Sun, 230 W Kinzie 644-2290APB From Scotland to the Cabaret Metroto play “Shoot You Down,” and "WhatKind of Girl,” just for you tomorrow nightfor only $4, 3730 N Clark, 549-0203Dennis DeYoung A benefit concert for theViet Nam Veterans Parade Committee atthe Park West tomorrow night at 7:30,322 W Armitage. 559-1212Gil Scott-Heron "The Revolution will notbe televised" Heron brings his poetryand his songs to Biddy Mulligans tomor¬row night, $10 at the door, 7644 NSheridan, 761-6532Koko Taylor The queen of the bluesstrides through Kingston Mines tonight,2548 N Halsted. 477-4646DIVEST NOWPhoto by Jan Ballard at Artomtala Qalt*ryGrey City Journal 9 May 86Staff. Steven K. Amsterdam, Abigail Asher, Steve Best, Brett Bobley, MicheleMarie Bonnarens, Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd, John Conlon, Gideon D'Arcangelo,Frederick Dolan, Aniali Fedson, Deirdre Fretz. Justine Kalas, Stefan Kertesz,Bruce King, Mike Kotze, Carolyn Mancuso, Nadine McGann, David McNulty,Miles Mendenhall, David Miller, Patrick Moxey, Brian Mulligan, JordanOrlando, John Porter, Laura Rebeck, Geoffrey Rees, Max Renn, PaulReubens, Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz. Sahotra Sarkar, Ann Schaefer, WayneScott Mark Toma, Bob Travis, Ann Whitney, Ken Wissoker. Rick WojcikProduction Steven K Amsterdam, Stephanie Bacon, Anjali Fedson, BruceKingEditor Stephanie BaconGREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY, MAY 9. 1986—3■=FPhoto* by Daw* McNultyby Deirdre FretzOn May 1, eight of eleven defendants in theTucson sanctuary trial were found guilty ofconspiracy for criminal smuggling and variousfelony charges. The chief prosecutor, DonaldReno, stated that the jury’s decision would be adeterrent to the nationwide movement whichaides undocumented political refugees from ElSalvador and Guatemala. Peggy Hutchinson,one of the convicted defendents, felt that thedecision would not have a negative effect onthe movement and stated “It really didn’tmatter what the jury said.”The defendants have not denied thaY theydefy regulations of the Immigration and Natu¬ralization Services. They argue that they obeyhigher laws, such as the US and internationalrefugee laws, and their religious faith. In fiscalyear 1984, 2% of Salvadoran, compared to51% of Soviet, applicants receive political asy¬lum. The defendants maintain that this reflectsthe foreign policy objectives of the Reaganadministration and not the needs of the refu¬gees. Since the opening of the trial six months ago the court prohibited the use of evidencepertaining to religious motivation, conditions inCentral America, US foreign policy or inter¬national law.Rev. John Fife, convicted of conspiracy andtwo felony charges stated "You can’t stop amovement of faith by throwing people in jail. Allthe prosecution will do is provide the sanctuarymovement with more martyrs, which alwayprovides a sense of renewal for any spiritualmovement.”Since the original indictments of the elevenclergymen and layworkers last year, many citiesand towns have passed resolutions to declarethemselves sanctuaries for Central Americanrefugees. In other communities only a smallportion of the churches which transport,counsel and provide other aid to refugees havepublicly declared themselves as sanctuaries.The presiding judge of the Tucson trial haspostponed sentencing until July. Some of thedefendants could face many years in prison.Lawyers for the defense have vowed to appealthe verdict, regardless of the sentence. On Monday May 5th sanctuary supporters crowded the downtown offices of the USImmigration and Naturalization Services to protest the conviction of eight people in theTucson Sanctuary trial. Speakers included defendant Fr. Tony Clark from Tucson and Rev.John Fish of University Church and the South Side Sanctuary Project. Despite the verdict,University Church members have said they will continue to provide sanctuary to the victimsof US foreign policy. Protester* sang satiric lyrics to songsEFFEMINACY AFFIRMEDI am often asked by my people why Iam so patient with my enemies. Thereason is partly habit and partly strategyHaving been the butt of mockery andabuse almost from birth I became well-acquainted with humility and her twin,irony, even before my compulsory mise-ducation began in earnest. I would havedied of exhaustion if I had tried tocombat the treatment I received, insteadI feigned not to be angry. This is the onlymethod known to me by which one cansurvive one’s emotions and also feignnot to have them.— Quentin Crispby Wayne ScottOne evening, when I was twelve or thirteen,flipping through channels on the television set, Icame across a shocking scene: a man withhennaed hair and girlish clothes rushing alongthe streets of London, chased by several nasty,growling men. I could not take my eyes fromthe set. There are only a few — perhaps 10%— young boys who would be as stuck, fright¬ened, and compelled by such a scene as I wasthat evening. While I would never have beencaught dead wearing such an outlandish outfit,the scene embodied my worst nightmare.This was my introduction to the life ofQuentin Crisp.The more I learn of Quentin Crisp’s life, themore I am convinced that the crux of hisoffense against mankind is not the fact that,once upon a time, he used to have sex withfolks with penises, but that he never reallystopped being effeminate. Crisp once describedhimself as an "effeminate homosexual I knowfew people who would be brave enough toarticulate such a truth — fewer still who caneven say those two words together —although,as most people have seen, effeminacy tends toassert itself regardless. In his most famousbook, The Naked Civil Servant, Crisp tells hisreaders that he decided to "render what wasalready clear, blindingly obvious.” In How ToBecome a Virgin, he explains:When I was a young man most men who indulged in any sort of sexual deviationwent about their business — especiallytheir monkey business — discreetly. Thepeople who proclaimed their differencefrom the rest of their world did so, likeme, because they had no real choice.Any other course of action would havedemanded a lifetime of perpetual self-watcMuiness. as opposed to self reaard.If has been argued that, indeed, QuentinCrisp, did choose to wear make-up and paisleyscarves, but I believe he did so only to evadethe doubts his voice and mannerisms wouldhave called forth anyway. Crisp has that rareintegrity that doesn’t mince words and doesn’ttolerate ambiguity.Last year, when I was the leader for theComing Out group, which is a small division ofthe campus Gay and Lesbian Alliance forstudents who are interested in talking solelyabout being homosexual and "coming out,” Ilearned one thing that confirmed some fears Ihad about myself. Most young men — andunfortunately I can speak only for men — arenot at all as afraid of being homosexual (in theprivacy of their rooms) as they are of seemingeffeminate to others. When I was younger, lsuffered the same uncomfortable paranoia. Atone point, I could not rest until I had quizzed ahalf-dozen friends as to whether or not Iseemed effeminate. I couldn’t decide formyself. And, when someone reluctantly admit¬ted that, well yes, maybe I was a bit effeminate,I pressed her to give me specific qualities,which I vowed to excise from my behavior. Foran excruciating week, I walked awkwardly,trying to keep my hips in line, talked briefly ornot at all, in an effort to create that low-spokenmasculine mystique that I now find intolerablein other men, and generally acted like a bore. Ithas never been clear to me why I did this. Ibelieve I had some vague sense of the privi¬leges that attend being manly — one of which, admittedly, is the comfort of avoiding harass¬ment and abuse. Crisp tells us thatI had learned consciously to achieve aneffect that originally I had produced byaccident. I must have been very un¬popular indeed. To this day I have a tinymark on my wrist where boys sawedthrough the flesh with a jagged ruler. Forthis and other reasons, I hated schoolbut it was well that I went there. Itprovided a dress rehearsal for thetreatment that I was to receive in thestreets of London in a few years’ time.As my appearance progressed from theeffeminate to the bizarre, the reaction ofstrangers passed from startled contempt .to outraged hatred. They began to takeaction. If I was compelled to stand still inthe street in order to wait for a bus-.. people would turn without a word andslap my faceGay activists often berate Crisp for conform¬ing to stereotypical images of gay men. But theissue appears to me more complex than such agrumble. As his life’s philosophy evolved, Crispbecame increasingly skeptical of sexual activity- to the point when, in How to Become a Virgin,he declares his intent to abstain from sexentirely For him, it is hardly a political issue,but an issue of style He writes thatonly a lifetime of receiving the confi¬dences of unhappily married middle-aged women brought me to the realiza¬tion that, even for heterosexuals, sex isreduced to an indoor sport. This wasconsoling. It is nice to be in the sameboat as one’s betters, especially if it issinkingCrisp’s purposeful celibacy makes it difficultto classify him with the rest of the gay world —a fact which pleases him? The stereotype ofgays, if it exists at all, exists in the minds of theuneducated and the unenlightened. While he admits to awaiting the day he might experienceacceptance of "my kind," it is, I think, unclearwhich group he is referring to. Of acceptance,Crisp remarksAnyone who demands acceptanceplaces himself in the same position as agirl who asks, “Do you really love me?”Every mature woman knows where thatgets her. It is more than forty years nowsince I presumed to think that I repre¬sented homosexuality. Since then, I havecome to realize that I represent nothinggrander than my puny self.I have spent the past several months tryingto convince different student finance groupsand some of my friends that Quentin Crisp isnot only important, but that he has somethingmeaningful to say to us. For the most part,however, I had yet to articulate that importanceto myself. I only remembered the sense ofaffinity and admiration I experienced, readingabout his life and watching it on tv. But I havelearned that, in spite of the disadvantages ofadmitting to his difference from mainstreamsociety and of asserting that difference soflamboyantly, so purposefully, Quentin Crispdid eventually reconcile himself to the rest ofthe world — or, at least, to a part of it. His lifesuggests a different strategy for accomplishingthe goal of acceptance....The ultimate outcome of too muchmilitancy shown by any minority may notbe what is hoped. This stridency createspanic in the majority and brings about afierce confrontation between the gaypeople and the sad people. 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'THE RHETORIC Of IMITATIONWITOLD KIRI -' jillllMEASURES AND MEN :SEMINARY COOP BOOKSTORE */OOFFCOLOR SALEHighlightingCellophaneGlazingJazzingLuminizing Family Styling CenterNOW FEATURING!!THE INDOOR TANNING SYSTEM1621 E. 55TH STREET .. _„0CHICAGO, IL 60615 <312) 241-7778Thehair performers6—FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNALby Stefan KerteszIn their most recent issue (5/7/86), theeditors of the Midway Review suggest thatcharges of racism directed at the U of Care “especially peculiar” (i.e. unfounded)in light of the recent establishment of twofellowships for black graduate students(“It Pays to Read Jet, pC4.). “If there isany racism at the University of Chicago,”they write, “it is in granting fellowships forwhich non-blacks (sic) are ineligible.”Their argument, that the establishment oftwo new fellowships effectively countersthe charge that the U of C demonstratesracism in its policies, reveals only theirown willingness to think deeply on thenature of racism.Before further discussion, the term“racism” requires a definition, one whichcan be useful when evaluating this in¬stitution. In its crudest and most abhorrentsense, “racism" does not seem to governthe policies of the U of C; we witness noinstitutionally-sanctioned violence againstBlacks, etc...In working toward a commu¬nity which allows for the freest possibleinteraction between people, however, wemust evaluate the U of C in light of a moresubtle definition of racism. Rather than theracism of persecution (commonly associ¬ated with the US past, or South Africa’spresent), we must ask about a racism ofindifference and insensitivity. Unfortu¬nately, this form of racism flourishes in thepolicies of the U of C despite the MidwayReview’s inability to recognize it.This institution’s policy of consistentinsensitivity to the Black people of ourcommunity has alienated Black studentsand Hyde Park residents in a way thatflies in the face of any scholastic ideals wemight hold concerning the “free inter¬action of minds,” etc.The University’s refusal to provide asupport system for Blacks exemplifies thisinsensitivity. In coming here, the Blackstudent must negotiate a serious transitionbetween two very different cultures. Thehigh attrition rate for Black students at theU of C suggests that this transition is auniquely difficult one. Helping Black stu¬dents deal with the host of challengesposed by diving into a new cultural en¬vironment should be one of this adminis¬tration’s top priorities (assuming they wantBlack students to come here). The uniquechallenge faced by Black students simplydemands a unique form of support.The University’s refusal to provide thissupport amounts to a double slap in theface for the incoming Black student. Notonly is the student denied a neededservice, but he/she must confront the factthat a University which brags about itsconcern for the student (funding a winter Roger Brown, The Modem Story of Life: A Civics Diatribe, 1982.festival, academic tutors, etc.) does notconsider the needs of the Black student tobe worthy of a constructive response.The University’s attitude of indifferenceto Black students proclaims itself mostblatantly in the policies of the UniversitySecurity Force. Black students walking inHyde Park at night must continually justifytheir right to be here (for the benefit of ourprecious security). Whenever a crime iscommitted in Hyde Park by anyone darkerthan “beige”, all Blacks are consideredlegitimate suspects, open to interrogationby the University security. The identi¬ fication of the Black person as a studentmiraculously removes him/her from sus¬picion; the more or less obvious socialmessage directed by this University toBlack student is, “If you weren’t students,we wouldn’t let you off so easily. Thegeneral suspicion we have for Blacks ismitigated only by the fact that you're astudent. Don’t come back once you’vegraduated.”What sort of justification lies behind thiskind of racism? What kind of exampledoes this set for the white students whocome here, many of whom are encounter¬ ing Blacks in their own community for thefirst time?The University of Chicago’s un-'willingness to respond to needs unique tothe Black student, and its stubborn refusalto redress the implicit insult it directs at allBlacks living in Hyde Park define “theracism of indifference” in the very worstsense of the phrase.I hope that in the future the editors ofthe Midway Review will not so quicklyapplaude two token fellowships whenconsidering the problem of racism at theU of C.inirr i liiiiRACISM OF INDIFFERENCEGIDDINGS ON BLACK WOMEN'S HISTORYWhen and Where I Enter: The Impact ofBlack Women on Race and Sex in America byPaula Giddings.Bantam Books, 408 pages, paper, $8.95by John R. ConlonWhen Paula Giddings spoke here last quar¬ter, at the O.B.'s-sponsored Kent Lecture, sheprefaced her remarks by expressing surprisethat the University of Chicago had no Black orWomen’s Studies program. "Of course, in thebest of all possible worlds, we wouldn’t need aBlack or Women’s Studies program," she con¬tinued, because the material would be anIda Walla, Black woman journalist integral part of the regular curriculum. Gid¬dings’ book, When and Where I Enter: TheImpact of Black Women on Race and Sex inAmerica, illustrates the kinds of history whichsuch programs could offer us. If a liberaleducation is supposed to lend us the insights ofthe most perceptive and principled figures inour civilization’s past, then the University ofChicago sends us through life wearing eth¬nocentric blinders.Ida Wells is one example of the kind ofpowerful individual discussed in Gidding’sbook, but absent from our Common Corecourses.When Wells was sixteen, both of her parentsdied, leaving her to raise her five youngersiblings. She quit college, and, lying about herage. got a teaching position at a rural school.By the 1880s, Reconstruction was ending inthe South, and segregation was on the rise. In1884, Ida Wells was kicked off of a segregatedtrain. She sued the railroad company, winningin a lower court only to lose in higher court.Wells began writing about the case — andother issues confronting Blacks — in a Baptistweekly called the Living Way. Her articles wereso powerful and compelling that other Blacknewspapers throughout the country beganpicking them up. In 1889, Wells bought a one-third interest in the Memphis Free Speech, andwas elected the first woman secretary of theNational Afro-American Press Association. In1891, Wells was fired from her teaching posi¬tion after writing an expose on the Memphisschool system.One of Wells’ tew close friends was ThomasMoss, a Black postman and grocery storeowner. Whites resented Moss and his partnersbecause their store took business away from anearby store owned by a white man. A group ofarmed white thugs attacked the store and were repelled — with three whites wounded. Thoughthe three whites recovered, the white presswhipped the community into hysteria. On March9, 1892, Moss and his two partners werelynched.Wells was so shocked by the lynching of herfriend, that she was almost unable to writeabout it. "The city of Memphis,” she finallywrote, "has demonstrated that neither charac¬ter nor standing avails the Negro if he dares toprotect himself against the white man or be¬come his rival.” She bought a gun, and advisedher Black readers to do the same. "When thewhite man ..knows he runs as great a risk ofbiting the dust every time his Afro-Americanvictim does, he will have greater respect forAfro-American life," she argued.The death of Moss impelled Wells to in¬vestigate other lynchings. While lynchings werejustified as a reaction of Black rape of whitewomen. Wells discovered that most Blacksweren’t even acused of rape. When Blackswere acused of rape, moreover, the actualrelationship was frequently one of mutual con¬sent. Wells even found a case where thewoman, to protect her lover, tried to deny thatshe was white.These findings touched a raw nerve in theSouth. Finally. Wells suggested that, “IfSouthern white men are not careful, they willoverreach themselves and public sentiment willhave a reaction. A conclusion will be reachedwhich will be very damaging to the moralreputation of their women." For this incrediblyoblique reference to Southern use of whitefemale castity, Wells’ newspaper office wasburned to the gound, and her co-owners run outof town. Wells herself, fortunately, was awaywhen the editorial appeared.Thanks in large part of Wells’ anti-lynchingcampaign, lynchings decreased steadily after 1892. Wells’ militancy, and her uncompromis¬ing, principled positions won her many ene¬mies. Once, while defending Black soldiersunjustly court-martialed, the Secret Servicethreatened to arrest her for treason.I discuss Ida Wells at such length here asone example of the many striking Black womenwho occupy the pages of Paula Giddings' bookPerhaps the most sensitive issue addressedby Giddings is the relation between Blacks andthe Women's Movement Suffragists such asSusan B. Anthony, for example, urged a dec¬oupling of Black concerns from the question ofWomen’s Suffrage, Giddings argues, and al¬lowed Southern women to impose segregationupon the Suffrage movement Giddings alsonotes Black dissatisfaction with the modernFeminist Movement. She quotes Toni Morrisonas asking, "what do Black Women feel aboutWomen’s Lib? Distrust...Too many movementand organizations have made deliberate over¬tures to enroll Blacks and have ended up rollingthem."The Women’s Movement, of course, is notalone on the left in earning the distrust of manyBlacks This kind of tension exists whenevermiddle class elements on the left fail to take upthe challenge of becoming part of the contin¬uous mass effort of oppressed people to wintheir own emancipation.Accepting this challenge, of course, meanslearning from our fellow citizens, and fromothers throughout the world, what the U. of C.fails to teach us in Common Core This bringsus full circle Perhaps the most crucial lessonscould never be taught by the U. of CDIVEST NOWGREY CITY JOURNAL-FRIDAY. MAY 9, 1986-7FINE LINE BETWEEN PLEASUREz' , CHRIS-N-COSEY AND PAINby Brett Bobley, Jeff Brill,and Rick WojcikHow does one interview artists like Chris &Cosey? Sitting in the lobby of the Comfort Innwaiting to meet Chris Carter and Cosey FanniTutti, so many preconceptions race throughyour mind: Former members of one of theseventies most radical bands, ThrobbingGristle. Four albums on Rough Trade recordssince the split of TG, including their latestTechno-Primativ. The leaders of ConspiracyInternational (CTI), some sort of bizarre (wethought) artist/musician/terrorist organization.Memories of Chris & Cosey on stage of CabaretMetro the night before; Chris, quiet, musicscreaming out of an impossibly small box ofcomponents he customized himself. Cosey, herdroning, hynotic voice filling the club whilethree video screens pour out images of vio¬lence; images of sex. An eye being cut with arazor blade; Cosey stripping herself naked,binding herself in bandages, performing fellatio.The day before the interview we were warnedthat Chris & Cosey’s road manager woulddebrief us on what we could or could not talk tothe band about. More mystery. When we finallygot into their road manager’s hotel room, hecalled Chris & Cosey’s room to ask them if theywere ready for the interview. We overheard himsaying to them, in a thick British accent, “Inhere? I don’t know if my room’s any tidier thanyours!" They were worried that their hotel roomwas too messy to invite us into?! As it turnedout, despite the mystery built around them,Chris & Cosey were an extremely intelligent,witty, articulate couple. They have a three-yearold son. And they don’t think they’re weird atall.BB: We really liked the show a lot last night.We were quite impressed. We were dancing allaround.Cosey: Oh good!BB: You know it's funny, I was looking aroundlast night and some people were dancing, butmost were standing there looking really trancedout. In Europe, do you find that the audiencesare more responsive? Do they dance more?Chris: They used to dance more.Cosey: Yeah, but they don’t now They seem tobe a bit...Chris: More cool.Cosey: Yeah, everyone’s more cool now It’sweird, but they prefer to just stand there andget into it. You know, just watch the visuals.Some people prefer to watch the visuals.RW: How important are the visuals to your act?Could you perform without them? Or are theyan integral part of your act?Chris: They are now. They’ve become moreand more important. Not more important thanthe music, but definitely an integral part of theshow. It’s becoming an experience, really.When it’s on that scale With three big screens.RW: We were wondering about the choice ofthe film clips. Do they fit in carefully with eachsong? Or are they independent?Cosey: Well, we went through what we weregoing to play, and then we decided whatimages to put with what music. There areimages that could have gone along with otherthings as well, really. Because they don't movealong to particular tracks. Things don't happenon a beat, really. We tend to choose certainimages that are multi-interpretable.BB: Who does the videos? Filmmakers youknow? Or do you do them yourselves?Cosey: We do them ourselves.RW: Are some of those available through CTI?Chris: Nothing on the video last night isavailable yet What we're going to do is a newvideo coming out later this year that’s got somesections of that video on it. It’s a collection ofCosey’s art performances — it features mainlyCosey. But we try to keep most of the videosthat we use at gigs for just gigs, really. I don’t know if we’d use them on a commerciallyavailable tape, partly for copyright reasons andthings like that in some of the sections.BB: People could play the video at home withthe records in the background to try andreenact the experience.C&C: (laugh)BB: Maybe you could cut a video disc, youknow with the music.RW: Something I wanted to ask you, Cosey,involves the striptease section of the video?How do you feel standing there playing, while inthe background you are taking your clothes off?Are you conscious of it?Cosey: Well I know I’m there, yeah. I canusually tell when those are coming up becausethere’s usually a few little noises at the front,(general laughs)Chris: grunts and groansCosey: "Good head!” Last night and in Detroitthere were moans and things like that. But itdoesn’t bother me. The striptease and suchwas taken from a video that was releasedcommercially. I don’t know if you get themhere, “Red Tape”.RW: Yeah, I've heard of it.Cosey: Yeah, it was taken from that, but wemixed it in with other stuff. I wanted to do thatanyway, and it fitted in well. I just like theimages really. It’s nice that it’s me, though,because it's more involved with what we do. I’dsooner sort of use images that we’ve beeninvolved with than other people.RW: You appear naked in a number of thevideos. Does nudity have any specific meaningto you? Freedom? Openness? Cosey: Yeah, it does, and I also like bodies. Ilike the texture of skin and things, and I like thedifferent angles you can get them in.JB: Is there some sort of connection betweensexuality and violence in the videos? For ex¬ample, the sexuality during "Cuts Like a Knife"and also the dancing with violence mixed in. ”Cosey: Yeah, that was weird, that violentdancing. It’s funny, but it’s one of my favoritebits.Chris: It's not really violent, though, is it?Almost tongue in cheek.Cosey: You deal with that sort of violence on asexual level where violence comes in. It’s avery sort of fine line between pleasure andpain. That’s the only point we want to make.And especially with sex in particular, it goes tothe extreme when the pleasure is taken awayfrom the people by some sort of censorship orsomething, and it becomes very strange. Wejust deal with that area really. We’re notadvocating cutting each other up for sexualpleasure or anything.(general laughs)Cosey: It’s just the fact that at the height of thesexual experience you don’t know whether thepain is pleasurable or the pleasure is bringingon pain.RW: Something that I found interesting aboutthe show last night was that so many differenttypes of music seemed to be coming out of solittle apparatus, just two small keyboards. Wasthere other machinery involved that wasn’tvisible?Chris: Yeah, a lot of it. But it’s basicallycommerical stuff you buy in the shops which I just customize and modify.JB: Do you want to talk about the type of gearyou use?Chris: Yeah, the basic set up is a FostexFortan. It plays the drum tracks and some basslines. That’s a four track tape and we can mixthat slightly different for each night. That goesthrough a submixer. We have a Casio 101 withabout thirty-two different voices. So that givesus a very big selection of sounds to playthroughout the night. And that goes through awhole range of effects pedals. Cosey plays athing called a baby guitar. It's a scaled downguitar, but with very high output pickups. Andthat goes through about eight or nine differentpedals. So she can change the sound totally. Imean sometimes it doesn’t even sound like aguitar. That goes into the submixer. AndCosey’s vocal goes into a sampling machine sowe can sample bits of her voice and playaround with them. And we can also play withsamples on the keyboard. That’s basically it.BB: From night to night, does the sound vary alot?Chris: Yeah, it has varied quite a bit. I think inDetroit was the biggest variation. And last night,the sound was slightly different becausesomeone pulled the plug out of the samplingpedal halfway through! So it wasn’t comingthrough. We were making frantic messages tothe board. Anyway, it came through at the end.So the sound was different in that respect. Itdoes vary anyway because we can change themix of the backing tape to make it vary. We’reimprovising anyway, although we know whichsongs we’re going to play each night. Coseydoes change the lyrics sometimes without tell¬ing her. And the way I manipulate Cosey’svoice, she’s not always sure how I’m going tomanipulate it. Then, depending on how I do,she plays off that.BB: So you don't find any limitations in beingjust two people onstage?Chris: I think it’s probably easier because weknow each other so well.Cosey: It’s weird sometimes, because he’llmake synth noises that I’ll think are my guitar.And I’ll think "Is that me?”. And he’ll do thesame thing I am, using it as a rhythm instead ofa melody line. I often use my guitar as a rhythminstrument. And I scrt of stop, and listen. And Ithink, “Oh yeah, the other bit was me.”RW: Last night I was trying to determine whichsounds you were making. It was hard to follow.Cosey: Yeah, it does get contusing.RW: Something I wanted to ask you about wasthe use of subliminals in your music. I noticedthat Tehno-Primitiv carries a warning that therecord contains subliminals. Is this because thesubliminals are of such a degree that oneneeds to be warned about them?Chris: No, it’s just that we like to make peopleaware of them, so they feel they know whatthey are. We like to get some sort of feedbackon them, people telling us what they think. Justas research really. So we can see whether thetechnique we've got for subliminals works ornot. Because it’s very hard to determinewhether it does. And we also use them live andin videos. Although, video subliminals andaudio subliminals produce entirely different ef¬fects. But since Trance we’ve always put thatwarning on them.Cosey:! think it’s a quite nice thing to doanyway, letting people know what’s on therecord.Chris: Although in Europe, where the recordwas licensed to some other companies, they’vetaken the warning off the record without tellingus.Talkin’ with Chris-n-Cosey to continue nextweekWHPK CLASSICAL BEATby James GinsburgOn my radio programs, I strive to presentparticularly imaginative interpretations by or¬chestral conductors and instrumental soloists'. Itend to broadcast concertos often, in order todisplay great ensemble and solo playing at thesame time, as well as the interaction of the two.I also try to present significant compositions[from our own century as much as possible.iToday’s column, then, recommends some ex¬cellent new recordings of twentieth centuryconcertos.The Chicago Symphony Orchestra and musicdirector Sir Georg Solti team up with Koreanvirtuoso Kyung Wha Chung in Alban Berg’ssuperb violin concerto as well as the firstconcerto for that instrument composed by BelaBartok (London 411 804-1). Dedicated “to thememory of an angel.” Berg's piece beginsDIVEST NOW softly, grows to tumultuous proportions andsubsequently ebbs to a lyrical quiet. The sub¬lime symmetry of the work and its especiallybeautiful ending cannot fail to please. Bartokconstructed his highly enjoyable early concertoin two movements, the first is intensely mel¬odious, while the second is of a more playfulnature. Chung’s performances on this record,as always, impress by force of sheer conviction— her playing communicates a feeling ofdevout belief in every note. The partnershipwith Solti, one of the world’s foremost inter¬preters of twentieth century music, is a com¬plete success.Trumpet phenomenon Wynton Marsalis' lat¬est foray into trie world of classical music onrecord features three jazz-influenced, mid¬century Frenph concertos by Henri Tomasi andAndre Jolivlt (CBS IM 42096) He is ac¬companied on this album by the PhilharmomaOrchestra and 27-year-old wunderkind con¬ductor Esa-Pekka Salonen The very pleasingTomasi concerto is not far removed from theworld of George Gershwin, while the two Jolivet works on the flipside are more enigmatic,vividly drawn, and distinctly French in style.Marsalis, in a typically excellent performance,displays an outstanding technical command ofhis instrument along with a natural feel for thejazzy idiom of these virtuoso concertos. YoungMaestro Salonen’s contribution cannot befaulted in any way, but this record must be(Viewed primarily as a vehicle for Wynton,whose tremendous talent justifies, and evenmandates, CBS’s decision to give him such finewheels as his musical career keeps rollingalong.Until this century, British contributions to themusical literature following the death of HenryPurcell in 1695 have been, for the most part,negligible This is no longer the case, as thevery fine cello concertos of Edward Elgar andWilliam Walton, recently recorded by CBS (IM39541), attest. Elgar’s piece is, deservedly, oneof his best known and most often recorded,while the colorful Walton concerto must beranked among the not-long-ago deceasedcomposer’s most successful efforts Theseworks receive very sensitive readings by soloistYo-Yo Ma, as the London Symphony Orchestraplays very well under the baton of AndrePrevin, who conveys his profound under¬ Jstanding of this repertoire, gained through longassociation. The hour-long program also rep¬resents a good value.Finally, I would like to mention a recentrecording of a concerto by a contemporarycomposer. Sir Michael Tippett (b. 1905) wrotehis triple concerto for violin, viola, and cello in1979. It is an imaginative five-movement piece,composed in a stylistic idiom typical of Tippett’srecent works. If you are familiar with and enjoyTippett's music you will definitely find this pieceto your liking; if you are unfamiliar with butwould like to sample the creations of thissignificant composer, this would be a fine piecewith which to start. The only recording inexistence (Philips 6514 209) features theLondon Symphony Orchestra conducted byTippett devotee Sir Colin Davis, and is abso¬lutely flawless I am not alone in recommendingthis performance — it became Gramophonemagazine’s "Record of the Year” when it cameout (probably 1983).All recordings mentioned in this article areavailable on compact disc, with the exception ofthe last one Ypu can h#ar selections from allfour on "A Tribute to the 20th Century Con¬certo” this Tuesday May 13th, from 2:30 to 5pm on WHPK.8—FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1986—GREY CITY JOURNAL