INSIDE:How to set upan account onthe University's computerpage 6The Chicago MaroonVolume 95, No. 10 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1985 Friday, October 11,©Copyright 1985UniversitytodemolishPlaisanceBy Ciaran OBroinStaff WriterCiting low occupancy levelsand repairs that would cost $3-6million, the University has decid¬ed to demolish the PlaisanceApartments, located at 60th andStoney Island.Built in 1921 as a luxury hotel,the Plaisance was purchased bythe University in 1958 to housefaculty and visiting professors. Inits history it has housed Clarence• Darrow, Bertrand Russell. JohnChancellor, as well as many dis¬tinguished faculty.According to Jonathan Klein-bard. vice president for Universi¬ty News and Community Affairs,the building needs new windows,roof, plumbing and electrical re¬pairs* as well as major renova¬tions of the efficiency apart¬ments. “To pour S3-6 million intostudent/faculty housing wouldnot be a good investment. Thereis no way we can get that kind ofmoney back in rent. Presently,the building is not making enoughmoney to maintain itself,” Klein-bard said.Since rumors that the buildingwas to be demolished began,there has been strong and organ¬ized opposition by a group of Plai¬sance residents, many of whomare faculty members. They aredistressed that their essentiallysound building is to be demo¬lished. They contend that the Uni¬versity has not made a serious ef¬fort to fill the building and hasacted in ways that actually en¬couraged many tenants to leave.In a letter to the UniversityTrustees, the group stated. “It’sapparent that there is evidence ofneglect of care and maintenanceof the Plaisance.” There is peel¬ing paint in many parts of thebuilding, walls in need of replas¬tering, and windows that haven’tbeen washed since 1979. There isalso an apartment that had aserious fire several months agothat has never been repaired.Kleinbard admitted that oncecontinued on page three PHOTOS BY BEN FORESTThe two pictures show peeling paint and broken windows at the Plaisance Hotel The universitychose not to maintain the building and has now announced that the Plaisance will be de¬stroyed.Pendleton faults quotas for discriminationBy Jean LyonsStaff WriterClarence Pendleton, the contro¬versial Chairman of the CivilRights Commission, spoke on“quotas” at the Law School Audi¬torium on Monday. Pendleton,who is black, has stirred bothfury and respect among minori¬ties for his condemnation of ra¬cial quotas in government and ed¬ucation.Pendleton claims that affirma¬tive action substitutes one formof discrimination with another,asserting that blacks are discre¬dited by the quota stigma.Quoting Rousseau’s SecondDiscourse on Inequality, Pendle¬ton said, “people once accus¬tomed to masters are unable todo without them..”He cited a poll published in theSeptember ’ssue of Public Opin¬ion magazine in which 77 percentof six hundred blacks polled said they felt affirmative action was adetriment to federal jobs and ed¬ucation while 77 percent of blackleaders questioned believed affir¬mative action was beneficial.Pendleton said that the New YorkTimes and Washington Post didnot print the full results of thepoll, which was published by theAmerican Enterprise InstitutePendleton criticized a federalstudy which found a “wage gap”between white-male governmentemployees and their minorityand female colleagues. He claimsthat the study’s analysis of job-content was “misleading” andthat, “not one expert could proveit (the wage gap > was discrimina¬tion-based.” The main objectiveof government, Pendleton ar¬gued. must be, “equal opportuni¬ty based on merit.”Pendleton claims that affirma¬tive action has backfired becausemost white men are "afraid to becalled bigots or anti-women.” “I don’t need you to satisfyyour white guilt trip on me,” hesaidTo demonstrate affirmative ac¬tion's reverse affects on blacks,Pendleton proposed the scenarioof an expectant mother choosinga “blue-eyed” white male doctorover a black female doctor “withcornrows” because, “you think,here’s the affirmative actiondoctor.’ ”.He said that the Civil RightsCommission plans studies of theeffects of affirmative action onhigher education and discrimina¬tion litigation costs ($107 millionwas awarded last year to dis¬crimination cases at the cost ofS105 million!, and will concen¬trate on the rights of handicappednewborns and Native Ameri¬cans.An audience member suggest¬ed mat Pendleton’s views weresubjective: that he allows his per¬ sonal success to influence poli¬cies which represent the interestsof all minorities. Pendleton at¬tended an all-black high school inWashington DC. which, “pro¬duced 25% of all black PhD’s.”Pendleton responded that he re¬membered too well racial dis¬crimination in rail-journeysthrough the South were ‘ col¬oreds" were separated by a cur¬tain from other passengers in thedining car. “And I never want tosee that happen again.” he saidHis speech closed with thequote: “Freedom is the frostingon someone else's cake, and so itwill be until we learn how tobake.”The quota issue may soon bearriving at a showdown as theU S. Supreme Court agreed Mon¬day to hear appeals by the Cleve¬land Firefighters Union and theNew York Sheet Metal WorkersUnion on cases on Seniority vs.Quota. Fundingdisputesplits SGBy Larry SteinContributing WriterThe Student Government Asse¬mbly (SG) held its first meetingof the academic year last Thurs¬day with high hopes for progress,but the meeting was certainly notwithout controversy.Led by members of lastSpring's victorious MEGA party,various committees of the Asse¬mbly announced plans for seriousadditions to the services they pro¬vide. Lisa Bernstein, co-chair ofthe Student Services Committee,reported her group had designeda questionnaire for students whorent from local landowners.Bernstein said she hopes distribu¬tion of the results from the sur¬vey, along with a planned lectureon tenants rights, will greatly as¬sist students in their choice ofhousing alternatives.Along with tenants' assistance,MEGA plans to at least touch oneach of its major campaignissues.However, controversy wassparked by a Finance Committee(SGFC) decision to grant the U ofC Chapter of the American Medi¬cal Students Association < AMSA)S375 for a dance to which atten¬dance was strictly limited tomedical students and theirguests.SGFC funding for an event withsuch a restricted audience raisedquestions in light of Dean O'Con¬nell's redistribution of the Stu¬dent Activities Fee last Spring, inwhich 25% of the Fee collected ineach academic unit is sent backto that unit to fund activities forits students. SGFC had previous¬ly indicated that, with the redis¬tribution it (SGFC) would con¬centrate on using its share of thefee to fund all-University eventsor events between academicunits, and would send funding re¬quests for events limited to onecontinued on page threemIt’s FREE and it’s EASY!LEARN TOSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEED READ Take a FREESpeed Reading LessonToday!THIS QUARTER your readingassignments could take over 400HOURS. 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If you cannot attend a freelesson, you can call 677-8811 or 965-5596 for information.FREE SCHOLARSHIP*Free lesson lasts 55 minutes.You need only attendone free lesson.2—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 11, 1985Argonne worker exposed SGBy Hilary TillSenior News EditorThe US Department of Energy (DOE) re¬cently announced the results of an extensivebattery of tests on an Argonne NationalLaboratory guest researcher who had beencontaminated with plutonium and other ra¬dioactive materials last year. The DOE con¬cluded that the Argonne researcher had in¬gested about one-fifth of the amount ofradioactive materials originally estimatedin January.The researcher, who was conductingchemical experiments with radioactive ma¬terials, “probably inhaled. : . a pinhead¬sized quantity of plutonium” on several oc¬casions last year, state Brian Quirk, a DOEpublic information officer. Radioactive ma¬terials were found deposited on the guest re¬searcher’s lungs, bones, and liver. The DOEhas determined that the chemist has 57 nan¬ocuries of plutonium and other radioactivematerials in his body, down from the origi¬nal 260-nanocurie estimate from ninemonths ago.From this amount of exposure, the cumu¬lative dose of radiation to the researcher’sbody will be 8 rems this year, which isequivalent to undergoing 800 chest x-rays.Federal agencies consider exposure of up to5 rems of radiation per year acceptable for those working with radioactive materials.Sustaining radiation levels beyond 5 remsper year is thought to increase one’s risk ofgetting cancer beyond that of the generalpopulation.As it is, the chemist faces an increasedrisk of getting cancer by one-half of a per¬cent (over the general population’s risk.)According to Dan Giroux, the director ofpublic information for Argonne, DOE’soriginal overexposure estimates in Januarywere wrong because it is very difficult to ac¬curately measure such small amounts of ra¬dioactive materials in the body. The conta¬mination tests involve a lot of variables:even the amount of food in your body altersradiation readings, asserted Quirk.Quirk reported that the researcher is stillworking at Argonne. When asked whetherthe guest researcher is going to sue Ar¬gonne, Quirk responded that he had notheard any reports indicating that the re¬searcher would do so.Quirk stated that this was the first andonly time in Argonne’s forty-year historythat an Argonn employe had been exposedto radioactive material over federally al¬lowed limits.Argonne is administered by the Universi¬ty of Chicago for the Department of En¬ergy.Ethnic labels to be examinedBy Kristin ScottStaff WriterSponsored by the Center for the Study ofIndustrial Societies, a two day seminar dis¬cussing ethnic labels as signs of class beginstoday.Titled “Ethnic labels. Signs of Class: TheConstruction and Implications of CollectiveIdentity,” the seminar held in Wiebolt 303 isopen to the public. Lectures run from 9:00am - 4:00 pm Friday and 9:00 am - 5:00 pmSaturday, with a Key Note Address in SwiftLecture Hall from 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Fri¬day.Speech toj.ics range from “The Construc¬tion of Peop.ehood: Racism. Nationalism,Ethnicity” to “Differential Articulation ofThe People’ in Iranian Political Dis¬ course.”“The convention concerns the social sci¬entific concept of ethnicity,” Kimberly Sta¬ton, program coordinator, said. “The pur¬pose is to provide an opportunity for facultyand students to analyze and define the termethnicity.”Seminar lecturers include Steve Cornell,Harvard University; Charles Ragin, North¬western University; Katherine O'SullivanSee, Michigan State University, and Im¬manuel Wallerstein, State University ofNew York at Binghamton. Also, speakersfrom the University of Chicago are John Ca-maroff, Alfred Darnell, Lisa Douglass, RayFriedman. Marshall Johnson. SunitaParikh. Mindy Schimmel and Mohomad Ta-vakoli-Targhi.Rockefeller Chapel5850 S. Woodlawn962-7000Sunday, October 13th9:00 a.m. Ecumenical Service ofHolv Communion,with Sermon11:00 a.m. University ReligiousService.Michael Welker, Professor of Theology,Tubingen University, West Germany,preacher.12:15 p.m. Carillon recital andtower tour. continued from page oneHumanities Representative and SG veter¬an Steven Menn, voicing a common com¬plaint of those opposed to the funding, said,“the event is exclusionary in the sense ofthe SG constitution.” Menn went on to saythat, in his opinion, “SG is in a state of totalconfusion as to what is and what is not ex¬clusionary.” Another opponent, MartinSumner from the Business School, threat¬ened to suggest that organizations in hisschool “approach SGFC for funding (exclu¬sionary events) in light of this new prece¬dent.”SGFC Chair Lisa Montgomery counteredcritics of her committee’s decision by argu¬ing that while exclusionary events are un¬avoidable, the AMSA dance was not trulyexclusionary. Montgomery claimed that by“medical students and their guests,” AMSAmeant that anyone over twenty-one whowished to attend could consider themselvesguests. (When asked to fund the event itself, AMSA either refused or for some other rea¬son was unable to comply.) SG approved theSGFC decision by a substantial margin.In order to comply with Illinois alcoholstatutes, Irene Conley, Director of the Stu¬dent Activities Office stipulated that only“medical students and their guests” be in¬vited. In addition, University regulationsrequire that identification be checked at allevents such as this. Conley’s signature is re¬quired to release SG funds.The next regularly scheduled meeting ofthe entire Assembly is set for Thursday, Oc¬tober 17. Issues to be discussed include ajoint decision by the Computation Centerand Robert Graves, Associate Provost forComputing to close the Central Users Site(USITE) between three and eight in themorning. Also on the agenda are the Fallelections where a new President, along withother vacancies and Freshman Representa¬tives, will be elected.Plaisancecontinued from page oneKleinbard admitted that oncethe University decided to get rid of thebuilding, “we haven’t done much to main¬tain it.”The Plaisance tenants also complain thatthe University actually caused many resi¬dents to leave when it ceased to issue oneyear leases in 1983, choosing month-to-month rental agreements instead. “Theflight of many tenants, after cessation ofleasing agreements, has most probably con¬tributed to the loss of money argument pre¬sented. With no effort to fill the vacancies, is it little wonder that the occupancy is at 30percent? Indeed, they have turned pros¬pective tenants away during the past 12months,” the letter noted.On August 28, the remaining residents re¬ceived a letter from the University notifyingthem that their month-to-month rentalagreements had been terminated, and thatthey must leave before September 30. TheUniversity has not decided whether to keepor sell the land once the building has beendemolishedSimon to speak MondayPaul Simon, U.S. Senator from the 24thCongressional District, author of A Hungry-World and coauthor of The Politics of WorldHunger, will deliver the first of the AutumnQuarter Woodward Court Lectures on Mon¬day, October 14, at 8:00 p.m. Senator Simonwill speak on “World Hunger: The Searchfor Enduring Solutions.”The second speech in the Autumn Seriestakes place on November 13. Edward Ro¬senheim. the David B. and Clara E. Stern Professor of English, and Margaret Rosen¬heim, the Helen Ross Professor in theSchool of Social Service Administration,will speak on society’s attitudes toward thedependent.On November 24. the final WoodwardCourt Lecture for the Quarter will be givenby Paul Peterson. Director of Governmen¬tal Studies at the Brookings Institute. Hewill speak on “The New Shape of AmericanPolitics.”nosic-nusionusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, October 17 - Noontime Concert Series12:15p.m.. Goodspeed Recital HallShoko Tategami. piano: Fujio Ozawa. trumpet.Music by Hindemith. Ravel and Hummel.Admission is free.UPCOMING EVENTSCHAMER MUSIC SERIES1985 865 ConcertsEARLY MUSIC SERIES1985-863 ConcertsAll information at the Music Department Concert OfficeGoodspeed Hall 210. 962-8068Thursday, October 24 - Noontime Concert Series12:15p.m.. Goodspeed Recital HallNancy Simmons, soprano: Teresa Davidian. piano.Music by Haydn and Ravel.Admission is free. 1;Thursday, October 31, Noontime Concert Series12:15p.m.. Goodspeed Recital HallSusan van Vleet. piano: Valeris Bennett, piano.Music by Ravel. Debussy. Beethoven and Brahms.Admission is free.Thursday, October 31 - HALLOWEEN CONCERTS LN THEYEAR OF HALLEY’S COMETUNIVERSITY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA -Barbara Schubert,conductor.Mandel Hall (57th & University)8:00p.m. - Out-of-this-world Children ’s Concert9:30p.m. - Gustav Holst, The Planets.Donation, $ 1.iLEBnusionusionusic^The Chicago Maroon—Friday. Ocfober 11. 1985—3aThe CStudent Newsp Maroonversity of ChicagoStudents concerned aboutGreenstone Committee PlansThis open letter was submitted to politicalscience professor David Greenstone, chairof a University committee studying issuesof enrollment size in the University's aca¬demic programs.Dear Dr. J. David Greenstone:Recent reports in the Maroon and theHyde Park Herald indicate that your com¬mittee is considering a plan to increase en¬rollment in the College without a corre¬sponding increase in the size of the faculty.As individuals concerned about our future,we request a more complete explanation ofthis proposal and its effects on the College.Information in the aforementioned arti¬cles indicates that the present proposalwould have the following effects:1)larger classes2) added responsibility for the faculty3) more classes conducted by graduatestudents These steps would change many of thefeatures which make the College more at¬tractive than some of its Eastern counter¬parts. We feel that this would lead to a de¬cline in the enrollment and/or a gravereduction in the academic qualifications ofthe new students. These declines could poss¬ibly affect the reputation of the University.More importantly, we feel that the qualityof education at the College would suffer.The steps mentioned above would inevit¬ably result in less student contact with thefaculty. This contact is one of Chicago’sgreatest strengths. It shocks us that someadministrators consider the College to beprimarily a money-making tool.In conclusion, we urge you and your com¬mittee to consider more fully student opin¬ion before taking such drastic action.Karl SchultzGeorge BestSarkar exposes Hanna'sinconsistencies on South AfricaAn Open Letter to Hanna Gray. President.University of Chicago:President Gray:As you will recall. I met you on August 28.1985 as a member of the University’s Stu¬dent Government, and as an anti-apartheidactivist, to discuss the divestment of theUniversity’s funds from corporations andbanks that do business in South Africa. Dur¬ing that meeting you told me that the Uni¬versity only invests in corporations in SouthAfrica that have signed the Sullivan Princi¬ples and continue to receive a favorable rat¬ing of II or better for their adherence tothose principles. In subsequent discussionwe disagreed strongly on the merit of adher¬ence to the Sullivan Principles as a methodof promoting racial change in South Africaand also on the effectiveness of divestmentand disinvestment as a strategy for puttingpressure on the apartheid regime. Howev¬er. you assured me that the Universitywould use all its influence on companies andbanks in which it is invested to promote ra¬cial change in South Africa.In order to verify some of the claims, thatwere made during that conversation I theninvestigated the behavior of these compa¬nies as presented in the Investor Responsi¬bility Research Center for 1984. To my sur¬prise I found that, contrary to your claims,six of the companies in which the Universityis invested—Cheeseborough-Ponds, Dun &Bradstreet, General Foods, General Signal,Illinois Tool Works, and Parker-Hannifin—are not even signatories of the SullivanPrinciples Further, another six corpora¬tions—American International Group, Coo¬per Industries. Motorola. Nalco Chemical, and Squibb—received the unsatisfactoryrating of III which indicates that they havemade no acceptable progress towards end¬ing racial discrimination in their work facil¬ities. Since, in your letter to the ChicagoMaroon on May 17, 1985 you claimed thatthe University uses the evaluations of theIRRC to guide its investment policy in SouthAfrica. I find the discrepancy between yourstatements and the IRRC Report quiteshocking. It ill befits any representative ofthis University with its reputation for aca¬demic integrity, to provide false and mis¬leading information about the University’sinvestments.Once again I call upon you to join student,staff, and faculty anti-apartheid activists onthis campus, and work with us to divest allof the University’s holdings from banks andcompanies that do business in South Africa.In order to press our demand for divest¬ment. and to protest the false and mislead¬ing information supplied to us, I and severalother anti-apartheid activists will begin ahunger strike on Wednesday October 9th.Starting at 12:30 p.m. we will be continuallypresent in front of the Administration Build¬ing to inform the University community ofour efforts. We invite you to come and meetwith us at that time and respond to the ques¬tions I have raised in this letter. We inviteyour help in generating free and democraticdebate throughout the university on theseissues. The hunger strike will culminatewith a rally on the Main Quads at 12:00 noonon Friday. October 11th. We also invite youto attend that rally.Sahotra SarkarThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays.Mail subscriptions are available for $24 per year.The Maroon welcomes letters and other contributions from students, faculty, staff,and others. Anyone interested in doing writing, photography, or other work for theMaroon should stop by our office, Ida Noyes rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th Street,Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone: 962-9555.Rosemary' BlinnEditor in ChiefChris HillManaging EditorHilary TillSenior News EditorKaren E. AndersonDevelopment EditorPaul SongSports EditorMichael KellyPhotography Editor Terry TrojanekViewpoints EditorSteve LauTuesday Features EditorSusie BradyProduction ManagerPaul RohrCopy EditorAlex ConroyCalendar EditorGeoff SherryCollege News Editor Stephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorGideon D’ArcangeloChicago Literary Review EditorAlan SierkowskiChicago Literary Review EditorRuth MauriAdvertising ManagerJoe BarnoskyBusiness ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerAssociate Editors: Kathy Evans, Molly McClainStaff: Scott Bernard, Dennis Chansky, Tom Cox, David Feige, Ben Forest, Mike Gor¬man, Kelly Hayford, Lara Langner, Jean Lyons, David McNulty, Frank Michaels,Karin Nelson, Ciaran OBroin, Phil Pollard Kristin Scott Matt Schaefer, Rick Senger,Frank Singer.Contributors: Arzou Ahsan, Lara Feige, Jon Herskovitz, Charles Lilly, MelissaMoore, Arlene Newling, Matt Nickerson, Sue Skufca, Larry Stein. IFTTFRQLIZ I 8 IZ8VZ/Men-clean up your act!To the Editor.As a woman attending the U of C, I havealways found my male fellow students to be,on the whole, sadly inept at dealing withwomen in a social setting. I do not knowwhether this is attributable to U of C admis¬sions policies, or perhaps the academicpressure, or maybe just a particular disturbance in seismic activity that happens tooccur deep and directly underneath theQuads. Let me hasten to add that many menon campus have a similar complaint con¬cerning female U of C students, but I mustsay that I am not in a position to judgethis.Getting to the point, last Friday night I at¬tended a fraternity party on campus. As isusual at these events, the place was mobbedand in trying to move from one room to an¬other, one was often trapped for long mo¬ments at a time by a sea of sardined bodies.Much to my surprise, twice during thecourse of the evening, in two widely sepa¬rated areas in the frat house, someone feltat liberty !o squeeze my ass. Upon turningaround to determine the source of thisharassment. I was met with blank faces, allseeming to concentrate on their movementtowards the next room.I find it sad and disgusting that men whobehave as gutless wonders in normal, faceto face interaction would get their jollies from such a sneaky, despicable violation ofa woman’s privacy. It frightens me to thinkthat this would actually afford some sicksense of satisfaction. I must take it one stepfurther and ask, if this is acceptable in one’sown conscience (or, worse, as a funny jokebetween men), if one is not repulsed by thisrelatively small, physically harmless as¬sault, then perhaps such men see nothingwrong with using violence to get their rocksoff when feeling asses becomes boring.I would like to think that this mentality isnot representative of the majority of the Uof C male population, but it did happen tome twice in one evening; each time I wassurrounded by entirely different people, asfar as 1 could tell. Perhaps this is a newgame on campus, viewed by male studentswith about the same attitude as “Assassin”,but with a special leer. If it is, I think Ispeak for all of the women when I say, WEDON’T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME. It issick and perverted and constitutes sexualharassment. If you find it difficult to refrainfrom this type of activity on purely moralgrounds, then bear in mind that it is illegal,and then get yourself some psychiatriccounseling.Dawn L. Smith2nd Year UndergradChicago cops fight an uphillbattle on city streetsBy Michael FitzgeraldContributing WriterUpon on the rooftop, sneak, sneak, sneak.My! What mayhem burglars wreak.Well, it’s that time of year again. Leavesare falling off of trees, either wilted by theheat of Mercurian (a little-known tribe ofIndians) summer or by a summer-long bar¬rage of pesticides. Gangs run wild on thecity streets, as public school teachers suefor more pay (if you know what it costs tomaintain an M-16, you’d sympathize. $400hammers pale by comparison.). And myfriend Sam is happy once again.“Students, I can’t live without ’em.” hesays, shaking his head in wondrous amaze¬ment, because their good fortunes mean hisgood fortune. “When college is out, the busi¬ness is too competitive for me. Summer is areal trying time. But when the kids comeback, I’m in business. Hyde Park is my mo¬nopoly.”Sam is a petty thief (“please, my title isproperty remover. Did you ever try to get acredit card when your listed occupation is•burglar'?” t who makes his living off of thegood-natured, trusting souls that come tothe University each year and neglect to dothings like lock doors and bicycles and leavebookbags unattended or impulsively skinnydip in Lake Michigan (risking life and skindisease as well as wallet).Sam’s been in the business for a while,and he’s seen it all. When he started out, hekept a record of where every successful“mark” lived. The only area of the UnitedStates that has abstained from furtheringSam’s career is New York City. Sam has lit¬tle affection for the worm-eaten Apple.“They’re a bunch of self-centered inse¬cure paranoiacs!” exclaims Sam. “Theygrow poison ivy on the window bars of theirthird floor walk-ups! There are mines un¬derneath their welcome mats! If you man¬age to get by those defenses, they always have starving mutated Venus man-traps onthe radiator right inside. One time I caughtone of those things sleeping and slipped by,only to be ravaged by a killer Lhasa Apso. Itwas a horrible experience. Give me some¬one from Montana anyday. At least theygrow ferns.”Sam is actually a rarity in Hyde Park, be¬cause he has had his day in court. Even hisvictims might be happy for him if they sawthe city police force in action. One look at aChicago cop will tell you that justice is notexercised but practiced with a heavy hand,carried around by a heavy body. These guysdon’t just “Serve and Protect"; they are“Served on Demand”.Still, the city police force is capable of im¬pressive feats (their feet are impressive, aswell. I’ve never seen anyone who couldpinch an inch between their toes.) If youstand any three city police officers in a row,their combined bulk is enough to divert tor¬nadoes (and University Security thinks um¬brella coverage is something special).The city police are still no match for thetrue professionals at the Howard El. TheGarfield stop is the only place in the citywhere the police don’t like to go. Not thatthey fear being shot but when their lightsare stolen as they drive underneath the plat¬form. they get very annoyed.Sam greatly admires his fellow home-takers and Robin Hoods.“The guys from the southwest sidealways brighten up the union meetings.They tell great stories, like the one aboutthe group of 30 students who were simultan¬eously mugged by three fellas. Those guysare amazing.”To be honest, Hyde Park is fairly safe.Not only do the city police patrol here, butUniversity Security is the 2nd largest policeforce in the state (in terms of numbers). Butwatch out — Sam’s kid is at U of C’s LawSchool this year (stealing money runs in thefamily).Qioosing a long distancecompany is a lot like choosinga roommate.It’s better to know what they’relike before you move in.Living together with someone for the firsttime can be an “educational” experience.And living with a long distance companyisn’t any different. Because some companiesmay not give you all the services you’re used togetting from AT&T.For instance, with some companies you haveto spend a certain amount before you qualify fortheir special volume discounts. With someothers, voice quality may vary.• But when you choose AT&T, there won’t beany surprises when you move in. You’ll get the same high-quality, trouble-free service you’reused to.With calls that sound as close as next door.Guaranteed 60% and 40% discounts off our DayRate—so you can talk during the times you canrelax. Immediate credit for wrong numbers.Operator assistance and collect calling.So when you’re asked to choose a long dis¬tance company, choose AT&T. Because whetheryou’re into Mozart or metal, quality is the onething everyone can agree on.Reach out and touch someonefHAT&T== The right choice.The Chicago Maroon—Friday. Oftober 11, 1985—5Xv/How to set up a Personal Computing AccountBy Thomas CoxStaff WriterAlthough you may know that every U of Cstudent, hospital intern or resident, and fac¬ulty member is entitled to S200 worth of freecomputing time ($400 for faculty), courtesyof the University Computation Center, youmay have no idea of why you should go tothe trouble of getting yours. There are fourreasons.First, free time is free, and this may beyour only chance to get anything free at theU of C. Especially, this is your chance to be¬come familiar with some big and widely-used systems without getting graded onyour performance or having to pay realmoney.Second, the DEC systems < Chip and Dale)and their Unix cousin Sphinx have amongthem some of the finest word processing American Bar Center. This is the first andofficial home of the Computation CenterBusiness Office. Freshmen: take yourgreen card (from your registration packet)with your User ID and MVS password, andtake your validated UCID. Non-frosh: takeyour validated UCID. If you had a PCA lastyear, then take your UCID with you torenew it and get another $200. It’s free, afterall.Go to the southwest corner of 60th andWoodlawn — 1155 East 60th. Show yourUCID to the guard at the front desk, then goto the third floor and follow the signs to theBusiness Office, room 336. The Business Of¬fice phone is 962-7157. Hours are 8:30a m.-4:30 p.m.The person most likely to meet you thereis Sue Frederickson. a charming womanwho deserves a more challenging job tomatch her competence. She will guide youFirst, free time is free, and this may be your only chance toget anything free at the U of C.and full-screen editing programs to befound outside a Macintosh. And don't forgetthat magic word, ‘•free.-’ Also, Sphinx is avery cheap machine to run. and it hasoodles and oodles of great games, like Hackand Rogue. Yes. Virginia, there is a SantaClaus. There is also a giant MVS machine,an Amdahl, for running huge batch number¬crunching jobs.Third, if you are taking or think you mighttake any course that requires you to do workon one of the computers, then a PCA is in¬surance in case you run out of class-accountmoney the night before a major assignmentis due.Fourth, isn't really a reason at all. I’ll letthe Administration explain this one: “COM¬PUTING ABUSE-the transfer or sharing ofpersonal computer accounts with anotherperson without the authorization of theDirector of the Computation Center ...suchaccounts have financial value.’’So. if you are entitled to a PCA. but youstill think you wouldn’t use it, then youshouldn't you really shouldn’t let the Com¬puter Science major down the hall borrowyours Heavens, no. Terrible thought.To get your PCA. go to the southwestcorner of 60th and Woodlawn, to the old through the remaining steps that I will onlytouch upon.Pick out ahead of time several versions ofeach kind of ID they will ask you to provide:Person-ID. Project-ID. and a DEC UserName. Freshmen have their Person-ID al¬ready.However, everyone needs to make up aPROJECT-ID. which is three characterslong and can’t be the same as any of the sev¬eral thousand other Project-ID’s already inuse. There is a set of pages at the BusinessOffice window listing all the Project-ID syou can't use. Don't even bother to make upone of these, since every three-letter wordin any human tongue has already beentaken, as have most initials. You'll probablyend up with C69 or FST or somesuch.Your PERSON-ID is four characters long,and they don't have a list of the ones in use.There are too many to list. Sue will typeyour first choice into her terminal and if itcomes up a duplicate, you get to try again.And again. If you end up with anythingmemorable, like FRED, you are lucky.Mine is BENN. and I don't know anyonewith that name.Your DEC Use Name is also yours tocreate. It should be your last initial, the number 1. a period, and then up to eightcharacters of your choosing. For example,Randy Smith might have the dec NameSI.RANDY. This is your big chance to becreative.DEC Dollar Allotment: you will have twochunks to vour money, if you plan to use theDEC’S. Note that the DEC’S are preferredfor word processing and are used for manyof the Stat courses. DEC Dollar Allotmentshould be about $50 if you plan to do mostlygames and such on the Sphinx (your MVSaccount carries the Sphinx charges) orabout $200 if you plan to do lots of papers. Bewarned that $200 doesn't go all that farespecially on the DEC’S. Sphinx (item number 6 on the form you’refilling out): Check the box marked “Yes.”It costs nothing, or next to nothing, to haveyour account “Sphinxed,” and the Sphinxruns an operating system called UNIX thatyou would be well advised to play with. It’svery user friendly, the Sphinx is dirt cheapto use.You do want to have your name in theDEC user directory, and probably yourphone number as well.One last note: if you ever have anythingimportant on any of the computers, thenmake sure you create an up-to-date backupcopy. 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SchantzManager, MIS Recruiting1633 BroadwayNew York, NY 10019Morgan Stanley is an Equal Opportunity Employer.The Chicago Maroon—FrMav, October 11, 1985—7University of Chicago Bookstore970 East 58th StreetSecond Floor 961-3400RepairRentalSalesElectronicTypewritersCalculatorsFree EstimatesThis Week's SpecialOctober 11 - October 18Sony 3 Vi” Disks For Apple Mac*22.75 Box (with coupon availablein bookstore)*23.95 (without coupon) We accept Visa,Mastercard andAmerican Express MOODY PRESS CALLSJOHN MAC ARTHUR"One of the most biblically soundwriters of our day."you W 0&M& ^ Moody Pm44Stimulate your spiritualgrowth with warm, practical, in-depthBible studies and provocative interviews. Listento Grace to You with John MacArthur onWCFL 1000 AM 8:30 o.m. &p.m. M-FWMQI 1100 AM 7:30 o.m. M-FWMOI 90.1AM 10:30 o.m. M-FKidder Peabody Co.Incorporatedcordially invitesInterested Studentsto attend anInformation MeetingonCAREER OPPORTUNITIESinFixed Income SecuritiesSales and TradingWednesdayOctober 16, 1985Reynolds Club, North Lounge4:00 P.M.8—The Chicago Maroon Friday, October 11, 1985October 11, 1985 • 18th Yearmm* <q0.m'-: *-•' . ;•'A}I.I sometimes think of my dormitory as alarge fishbowl. People from all backgroundsand tolerances were thrown togetherwere expected to eat, sleep, study and *er peacefully in a common place. Dealing withsomething as “internally criminalized” as ho¬mosexuality is for most of us difficult enoughto deal with outside of such a closed and highpressure setting. Nevertheless, feelings of in¬adequacy in playing a heterosexual role,feelings of deceit from censoring what yousay to your best friend or roommate, andfeelings of loneliness from not knowing other FIVE STORIESvffe— out in a big way. But some-gay men or women do nottimes to erupt. wait for convenientAnonymously taking a firststep can seem perilous if not impossible insuch a situation.I attended a coming out meeting because Iknew at some level that I could not continue tofunction unless I made some contact with peo¬ple with similar experiences. I don't know if Iwas looking for someone to listen to me,someone to listen to, someone to understandme, a vicarious liberation or just a validationof my worth as a person. I did not know what“coming out” meant. I did not want to tell myparents or friends that I was gay. I did notwant to label myself as different from all ofmy present friends. Still I was accepted, anddiscussions were geared not to putting methrough a specified regimen but really to ex¬plore my options at my own level and rate.Deciding whether or not to tell my room¬mate and best friend that I was gay was, forme, the hardest part of my coming out. It washard then to articulate my feelings of isola¬tion and is even harder now to try to recreatethem. I guess I just felt like I needed some¬thing more but to get it I would have to leavethe world I knew and adopt one foreign tome, I could not have known, not knowing any¬one who has gone through something similar,that coming Out was not an abandonment ofmy life put rather an extension of it. Decidingwhether to tell my best friend was so difficultfor me because I had to strike a balance be¬tween my need for honesty and my need forself-protection. Only after discussion did I re¬alize and finally internalize the fact that, forme, self-protection could take other forms.Attending a meeting did not “establish” meas a homosexual. It didn’t mean I had to tellanyone I was gay. It let me know that I couldlook at homosexuality in more ways than Icould then imagine. I could decide what wouldfollow and when. My decision about my friendwas long in coming but the resulting decisionwas certainly better considered than any¬thing I could have done alone. thing funny happened. The flyers seemed tobe getting ripped down as fast as I could putthem up. What’s this? A homophobe? At theUniversity of Chicago, the mid-west bastion ofliberal thinking and social tolerance? It can’tbe!Curious, I decided to use my position as','tront desk clerk to find out who or whatseemed to be having problems with the con¬cept of men dancing with men and womendancing with women. I posted a flyer near thefront desk and waited. Soon enough, a youngman walked by, noticed the flyer, grunted indisgust, ripped it off the bulletin board andthrew it to the floor. Outraged, I producedand entire stack of flyers and said, in my besttough-guy voice, “There are plenty morewhere that came from, pal.”A look of bitter hate came over his face. Hestared me down for a moment and said, “Youfaggot.”“That’s right,” I replied, pleased at my lackof hesitation. He stormed out the door, leav¬ing me muttering obsenities, my gut tied inknots. As I sat there, my mind replayingvarious alternative scenarios to one just wit¬nessed, I wondered why I felt so awful.Hadn’t I just done something good? Wasn’t itthe right thing? Then it occurred to me: Iwasn’t mad at my homophobic dorm-mate, Iwas mad at myself. How could I have been sonaive? How could I assume that everyonewould see the world as I did? I felt totally hu¬miliated and hopelessly alone. What a fool Iwas! I didn’t bother to re-post the flyer. visibly more happy and spontaneous. One ofmy straight friends had jokingly hinted a cou¬ple of times in the past months that I might begay. Then one day he and I saw a husband-wife couple who returned to Hyde Park for avisit after several months’ absence. As thecouple commented on my cheerful demeanor,my friend chuckled and said with a big smile,“Yah, and he’s gay now, too.” Then as myfriend started to say that he was just joking, Ideclared that, no, he is not joking; I am gay.He fell silent at this unexpected confirmationof his suspicions. The couple asked first if Iwas comfortable with being gay. Then uponhearing of my happiness and self-acceptance,they both shook my hands and congratulatedme on this important achievement in my life.Their response was better than I hoped for,and I was elated. Though few people react asappropriately as this couple, they gave mecourage to continue the' coming out process ina deliberate fashion with family, friends, col¬leagues and myself.II.Sure, I snuck around and did it late atnight, but posting flyers in my dorm advertis¬ing the GALA dance was, as far as I was con- III. Once, I was standing by myself, waitingfor a friend, in front of a gay bar (feelingvery fidgety and self-conscious about juststanding, so vulnerable, in front of an ob¬viously gay establishment). A car with aboutfour people cruised by—two guys and twogirls—and they all jeered, even the girls,which somehow made it worse. A car full ofguys may be jeering about me being effemi¬nate or looking gay, but when the girls join in,I feel like everyone is really holding my ho¬mosexuality against me. It’s a rotten feelingof exclusion.But then, another time, I was standing inline at the Gay and Lesbian Film Festival—anincredible three block long line, three or fourpeople thick—and this puny white van withtwo buckos in it drove by; they called us“cocksuckers” and hooted. It was truly a piti¬ful display of prejudice before such an inviol¬able bulk of people. All we could do waslaugh. It’s stuff like that—solidarity—thatmakes me feel a lot better.IV. Coming out is a long process for me, butsometimes it is helped inadvertently byothers. After finally coming to a good level ofself-acceptance about my being gay, I became V.Student activities night. Floor by floor,students were walking past the tables ladenwith information about the activities spon¬sored by each group. On the third floor, theusual set-up of tables, students chatting infront of them. An acquaintance of mine tookme aside and whipsered in my ear."Are you gay?” he asked. He chuckled as ifhe knew what the answer would be.As the sudden burning feeling in my stom¬ach began to subside, f spoke, giving himwhat was evidently the right answer.“No,” I said.“Good,” he said, and chuckled again. Henodded in the direction of a tabled staffed byGALA members, as if to communicate that hewouldn’t be caught dead going anywherenear that table. At the time, I had to agreewith him.After a while, the burning in my stomachwent away. But the feeling of isolation re¬mained.If any of these experiences sound familiarto you, you are not alone. There is a group ofstudents like you who meets every Tuesdayevening to talk about feelings and concernsabout people coming out. The group is small,the atmosphere is warm and supportive. It’sa good place to meet friends who understandwhat you’re going through and who want tohelp. The group meets at 5615 S. Woodlawn,on Tuesdays at 8 PM. Coming out isn’t easy,but remember, you don’t have to go throughit alone.ssHsnnnnBiHHINTRODUCINGVISIBLEADVANTAGEFALL PERM SPECIALIncludes: “Visible Advantage” PermHairshaping and Styling* Plus FREE Perm Care Kit A.K. RAMANUJANPoems of Love and WarLESZEK KOLAKOWSKIBergsonERICA REINERYour Thwarts in Pieces, Your MooringRope Cut: Poetry From Babylonia andAssyriaARCADIUS KAHANThe Plow, The Hammer, and The KnoutROBIN W. LOVING & FRANKE REYNOLDS (EDS.)Cosmogony and Ethical OrderSTARKEY DUNCAN, JR. &DONALD W. 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APARTMENTSFOR RENTGRAFF &CHECK1617 E. 55th S*Spacious, newly-decorated1 Va, 2Va. 6 room, studios &1 bedroom apartments ina quiet, well-maintainedbuilding.Immediate OccupancyBU8-5566A CLASSIC RESIDENCEIN ACLASSIC LOCATIONFIFTY TWO HUNDREDSOUTH BLACKSTONETHE BLACKWOODLuxury, high rise apartmentbuilding in the Hyde Park area nowoffering a limited selsction of oneand two bedroom apartments.Situated near the Illinois Central,University of Chicago, HarperCourt and only a short walk fromtlie lake, our apartments feature cen¬tral air conditioning, individuallycontrolled heat, ceramic tile, securi¬ty intercom, new appliances andwall to wall carpeting. Onebedrooms from only $475, twobedrooms from $575. Ask about ourstudent and faculty discount.684-8666J_r*ICSY OCTOBER 11, 19SS OBEY CITY JOURNALJames Grisby will combine dance andtheatre in a performance art seriesFriday and Saturday, 8:30 p.m. atthe MoMing Dance and Arts Center,1034 W. Barry, $7.50, 472-7662.Rachel Lampert and Dancers, a NewYork based contemporary dancetroupe appears Friday and Satur¬day, 8:00 p.m. at the Dance Center,473 N. Sheridan, 271-7804.The Dance Space will hold their grandopening this weekend featuringmany of Chicago’s major contem¬porary and modern dance groups,including Chicago Dance Medium,Akasha, Jan Bartoszek Dance Work¬shop, Frank Fishell, Franklin FolenoDance Structure, Mary Wahl HanMordine and Company, PerceptionalMotion Inc. and many more. Fridayand Saturday at 8:00 p.m. and Sun¬day at 3:00 p.m. at 410 S. Michigan.The cost is only $7.00 for tne entireweekend, call 939-0181.THEATERMeasure For Measure by William Sha¬kespeare. Your first chance to seesome of the better actors at the Uni¬versity of Chicago at work. ReynoldsClub, 8 pm Friday and Saturday.962-7300, $4, $5.Heartbreak House by George BernardShaw. Conflicts arising from love,money, and the institution of mar¬riage (this is Shaw, after all). ThruNov. 3 at Court Theatre, 5535 S.Ellis. 743-4472 $12-$14.The Government Inspector by NikolaiGogol. Khlestakov isn’t a govern¬ment inspector, but no one knows ex¬cept the mayor, who takes advan¬tage of the general ignorance.Opens Oct. 14 and runs through Nov.10 at the Goodman Theatre, 200 S.Columbus Drive 443-4940, $15-$25.The Fir Tree by Hans Christian Ander¬sen. The little tree that could. A pup¬pet performance recommendd forgrades K-8. Opens Oct. 12 and runsthrough Dec. 14 at the GoodmanTheatre, 200 S. Columbus Drive.732-4470, $3.50.Seventy Scenes of Halloween by Jef¬frey M. Jones. A halloween prod¬uction billed as “a hilarious conglo¬meration of short scenes.” Maybethe laughter drowns out thescreams. Presented by the RemainsTheatre Ensemble at the GoodmanTheatre Studio through Nov. 17, 200S. Columbus Drive 443-3800.Film Noir by Howard Casner An origi¬nal play by a Chicago playwright,‘‘based on the popular film genre ofthe 1950’s.” You figure it out. TheCommons Theatre, 1020 W. BrynMawr Av., opening Oct. 6,769-5009. $4Wild Indian by Theodore Shank. Thetitle pretty much says it all. ThruNov. 3 at the Victory Gardens The¬ater. 2257 N. Lincoln. 871-3000,$12415.The Caretaker by Harold Pinter. Wun-derkind John Malkovich directsGary Sinise and other local actors inthis Pinter production. A hot (read:trendy) performance. Thru No¬vember 10 at the SteppenwolfTheatre, 2851 N. Halsted. $13-$18.50.Wait Until Dark by Frederick Knott.There's a crazy man in your houselooking for cocaine. What will youdo? Opens Oct. 11 at the Leo A.Lerner Theater, 452C N. Beacon St.769-5199, $7.How To Succeed in Business WithoutReally Trying Donald O'Connor is thefeatured big name — one old chest¬nut performing another. Thru Dec.29 at the Drury Lane Theater, 100Drury Lane, Oakbrook. 530-8300,$18425.MUSICOtis Day and the Knights Appearingwith the Line Up Saturday at the VicTheater, 3145 N. Sheffield. 9:00.Call 472-0366.Shriekback, Bonemen of Barumba Sun¬day at the Vic Theater, 3145 N.Sheffield. 8:00. Call 472-0366.Hellcatz, Dick Holliday & the Bamboo Gang Take the Ravenswood “Lnorth to the Cubbie Bear Loungeright across the street from WrigleyField at 1059 W. Addison. For moreinfo, call 327-1662Bell & Shore, Brogue, Kel Watkins, RayKamalay, Larry Rand Folk fans canalways relax with good music andwarm company at the Old TownSchool of Folk Music. Check out thislive broadcast of WBEZ’s “The FleaMarket," 5-7 pm at 909 W. Armi-tage 525-7793Bob Gibson and Michael Smith Fridayand Saturday nights at Holstein’s,2464 N. Lincoln. 327-3331.Mulligan Stew Intimate Irish Folk musicfills Irish Eyes every weekend.You’re bound to meet some interest¬ing neighborhood characters at thissmall, friendly bar. Irish Eyes, 2519N. Lincoln. 348-9548.Arlo Guthrie and John Sebastian Aliveand well and performing Wednes¬day at the Vic Theater, 8:00 pm. Fortickets check out the Vic box office,any Ticketron location, or call Tele-tron at 853-3636. You can find theVic at 3145 N. Sheffield. 472-0366.Toshiko Akiyoshi, Lew Tabakin Akiyoshimixes Western jazz and Orientaltraditional forms to create an excit¬ing sound in her many original com¬positions. Great sixteen-piece andsolo work at Rick’s Cafe Americain.Starting Tuesday through Satur¬day, 644 N LSD. Weekday shows for$7.80 cover and a two-drink mini¬mum. Weekends, $12.50 and twodrinks. 21 and over. 943-0648.James Moody The tenor great appearsWednesday through Sunday at JoeSegal's Jazz Showcase at the Black-stone Hotel, 636 S. Michigan Ave.Shows at 9, 11 and 1. $10, $8 withstudent ID. 427-4300.FILMA Nos Amours (Maurice Pialat, 1984)traces the story of a teenage girl(Sandrine Bonnaire) who mistruststhe advances of her dependent boy¬friend, who is jilted by the undis¬cussed separation of her parents,and who subsequently retreats fromlife through a series of one-nightstands. Yet Bonnaire is not a merereflection of teenage restlessness,but of teenage confusion over howto choose meaningful relationshipsin a world that is increasingly dis¬posed toward commitments withboundaries. Saturday at 7:30 and9:30 p.m. International House.$2.50 — BTHans Jurgen Syberberg: The Cinema ofthe Future. A film festival featuringseven films by Syberberg, includingHitler, a Film from Germany andKarl May beginning Saturday andrunning nightly until the followingSaturday at the Goethe Institute,401 N. Michigan, 263-0850.Rambo: First Blood Park Two(Cosmatos, 1985) Sly goes complete¬ly off the deep end. Say, I’ve got agood idea; let's go back to Nam,and, and, win this time! Oops! Thegovernment still won’t let us win.Victory is important to the laconicRight-wing superhero, but theoodles of nameless, dead SouthAsians just don’t seem to give adamn. DOC, Friday at 7, 9, 11. Sun¬day at 2.The Sheep Has Five Legs (Verneuil,1955) All this means, is that thereare more lamb chops for Rambo,after he slaughters it. RenownedFrench comedy star Fernandeladopts a dizzying variety of hilari¬ous comedy roles, in this unseen com¬edy classic. DOC. Sun at 8.The Three Ages/The Boat (Keaton,1923/1922) Really funny moviesfrom the genius mind of stonefaced,silent comedian, Buster Keaton.DOC, Mon at 8.They Drive By Night (Walsh, 1940) Ob¬session, Ann Sheridan, jealousy, IdaLupino, long-haul trucking,Humphrey Bogart, and murder!DOC, Tues at 8.Winchester ’73 (Mann, 1950) JimmyStewart in a Western. Yeah, Mannwas one of Wim Wenders' influences,wasn't he? DOC, Weds at 8.The Long Goodbye (Altman, 1973)Enjoy a trip in a time machine backto those days when Elliot Gould wasstill bankable, and not box-officepoison. Here, he plays a RaymondGrey City Journal 11 October 85Staff: Steven Amsterdam, Abigail Asher, Heather Blair, Michele Bon-narens, Jeff Brill, Carole Byrd, Gideon D'Arcangelo, Frederick Dolan,Anjali Fedson, Dierdre Fretz, Irwin Keller, Stefan Kertesz, Bruce King,Mike Kotze, Nadine McGann, David McNulty, David Miller, PatrickMoxey, Brian Mulligan, John Porter, Geoffrey Rees, Max Renn, PaulReubens, Laurence Rocke, Laura Saltz, Rachel Saltz, Ann Schaefer,Wayne Scott, Mark Toma, Bob Travis, Charlie Vanover, Larry Waxman,Ken Wissoker, Rick WojcikProduction: Abigail Asher, Stephanie Bacon, Nadine McGann.Editor: Stephanie Bacon Richard Loving, Floresce Jardinia, 1985Chandleresque detective followinga trail of, you guessed it, obsession,jealousy, and murder. I, for one,don’t miss the seventies one bit.DOC, Thurs at 8. —PRThe Bicycle Thief (Vittorio De Sica1948) An unemployed father learnshe needs a bicycle to become a mu¬nicipal bill poster in Rome and hepawns his sheets to buy one. Whilehe is sticking up a sign about a film,someone steals his bike and the po¬lice tell him that they can hardly beexpected to bother about such asmall matter. With his little boy hesearches in vain for the robber andthe bike. A landmark in modern cin¬ema and perhaps the fullest realiza¬tion of the neo-realism movement.Thursday, October 17 at 8 p.m. In¬ternational House. $2. — BTKiss of the Spider Woman (Babenco,1985) Somewhere in South America,Raul Julia has been caught aidingrebels and is thrown into prison. Hiscellmate, William Hurt, looks pecu¬liar in effeminate clothing, day¬dreaming of bluish B-movies star¬ring Sonia Braga. He is in prison forseducing a young boy. Raul Juliadoesn't want to be a martyr. Wil¬liam Hurt wants to be Sonia BragaSonia Braga probably wants a rolethat really tests her acting ability.The obvious conflict between ro¬mance and realism here is illustrat¬ed in the imposing and drab prisoncell grey. The point sometimes putsthe story in the back seat and, al¬though Julia and Hurt are passion¬ate in their representations, the plotmoves somewhat mechanically,while the allegory progresses at asmoother pace...The movie was, asthey say, stimulating. What does itfeel like to fight for justice and thenbe tortured? How does someone feetwho dreams and dreams and neverknows love? Kiss of the SpiderWoman offers only vague hints. Ofcourse there is nothing wrong withleaving the audience a little hungry.And, in the age of Rambo. it is notscandalous to have an intelligentthought about a movie after seeingit. So, if you can ignore the occasion¬al vagueness of the substance, Kissof the Spider Woman provides com¬pensation with its provocativespirit. At the Fine Arts, —SKA R. Agass Baumgartner, The Separation, 1984ARTJames Coleman Irish conceptual artistColeman works in video, installa¬tion, and photography. Thru Nov 17,at the Renaissance Society, 4th floorCobb, 5811 Ellis. Tues-Sat, 10-4, Sun12-4.Phillip Hanson Works from 1958-1985Paintings, sculptures and cloth con¬structions from the Chicago imagistartist. Thru Oct 19 at the Hyde ParkArt Center, 1701 E 53rd. 11-5, Tues-Sat.Blue and White: Chinese Porcelain andits Impact on the Western WorldThru Dec 1 at the Smart Gallery,5550 S Greenwood. Tues-Sat, 10-4,Sun 12-4.Emerging 1985 This exhibit featuresthe work of 25 new Chicago artists,unaffiliated with any commercialgallery. The show, which was organ¬ized by the U of C's own RenaissanceSociety, includes the paintings of JinSoo Kim, Michael McGowan, MichaelPaha, and also those of John Dunn and Roger Hughes, recent graduatesof our MFA program. Thru Nov 1 atthe State of Illinois Art Gallery, 100W Randolph. Mon-Fri, 10-6.The Black Photographer: An AmericanView More than 200 works, datingfrom the 1840’s to the 1960 s, in¬cluding photographs by James VanDer Zee, Carroll T. Maynard, GordonParks, and many lesser-recognizedtalents. Closes Sat, at the ChicagoPublic Library Cultural Center. 78 EWashington. 744-6630.Mary Min: Light Words New sculpture.Showing concurrently: an installa¬tion in the Raw Space by MichaelShaughnessy, mixed media draw¬ings by Beth Shadur. paintings byIrmfriede Hogan. Exhibitions thruOct 26 at ARC gallery, 356 W Huron.Tues-Sat, 11-5.Christine O’Conner Truly eerie inconsof the saints and Christ, executedwith a sense of irreverent humor.Showing concurrently: miniatureegg tempera paintings by Susan Ku-liak, wall installations in metal byLinda Horn, and frescos, paintingsand drawings by Megan Marlatt.Thru Oct 26 at Artemisia, 341 W Su¬perior. 751-2016.Elizabeth McGowan: Drawings Actuallycollages and mixed media, em¬ployed towards exploring so¬cial/ sexual situations and women'sroles in them. Closes Sat, at BedrockGallery, 1550 N Milwaukee.235-1102.R. Agass Baumgartner: Drawings andpastels by the Swiss contemporaryartist. At the Goethe Institute, 401N Michigan. Mon-Fri, 11-5:30 exceptThurs. 1-8.Gunter Grass Etchings and drawings bythe German author and artist. Show¬ing concurrently are new paintingsby Bill Cass, sculpturally extendedpaintings by Susan Cazla, and draw¬ings and paintings by John Altoon.Thru Nov 19 at Marianne Deson, 340W Huron. Tues-Fri, 11:30-5:30, Sat11-5.Richard Loving “Loving cuts his opu¬lence like a chef balancing the ele¬ments of a salad”; also, “the psycho-sexual ramifications of plant forms”(—Peter Frank, from the press re¬lease.) Opens today with a receptionfrom 5-8 pm, at Roy Boyd Gallery,215 W Superior. 642-1606New Color/New Work: 18 Photographic Essays displays the current state ofcolor photography. Some highlights:Bill Ravanesi conveys the culturalsymbols of poor Hispamcs in indus¬trial America — much the wayWalker Evans depicted Appalachianpoverty in the 1930’s; white JoelMeyerowitz renders clear the in¬ward search of middle-class teenageAmerican girls. Closes Sat at TheMuseum of Contemporary Photo¬graphy, 600 S. Michigan, 663-1600-BTMISCPoetry and Fiction Reading show will re¬turn from its summer vacation thisMonday, October 14 at 6:00 P M onWHPK. 88.5 FM. One half hour of thepoetry of Jan Haney will be broad¬cast. The show can be heard everyMonday evening, from 6:00-6:30.Non-Western Music can now be heardon WHPK every Wednesday night,from 9:00 to midnight. The musicbroadcast on this show will bevaried in geographic origin, timeperiod, and style, but it will all bemusic that is not in the Western tra¬dition.150 Years of Chicago Architecture Exhib¬ition explores the impact that Chica¬go architects have had on today’surban environment. Thru Jan. 15 atthe Museum of Science and Industry,57th st. and Lake Shore Dr.,684-1414.Henry Rollins the incendiary leadsinger for the legendary anti-under¬ground hardcore band, Black Flag,comes to Barbara's Bookstore tosign his new book, Polio Fleah. Fri¬day, 5:00 p.m., 2907 N. Broadway,477-0411.Philippine Opera Singers from Manilagive a varied program featuringstandard opera and Asian folksongs from the Philippine, Korean,and Japanese cultures. Tuesday,12:15 p.m. at the Chicago Public Li¬brary Cultural Center, 78 E Wash¬ington St., 346-3278Authentic Polish Dinner with music andcomplimentary beverages Wednes¬day, 5.00 to 7:30 p m at the Inter¬national House Cafeteria, 1414 E.59th St., 753-2274GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1985—3$1345AMO.*13" TV (S> $13.45 per month = $121.05.Based on 9 monthly payments. $2335A MO.’Console TV @ $23.35 per month = $210.15.Based on 9 monthly payments. $1?95*AMO.* VCR @ $17.95 per month = $161.55.Based on 9 monthly payments.STUDENT ID GETS YOU 10% OFFNow you can have a roommate you’reguaranteed to get along with. And allyou have to do is call Granada TV Rental.At Granada, companionship comescheap. 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ISpecialists in Quality Eyewear at *Reasonable Prices. |Lab on premises for fast service I-frames replaced, lenses duplicated |and prescriptions filled. jI15% DISCOUNT ON GLASSES !WITH PRESENTATION OF THIS AD jSHUT DOWN THE ARSENAL!—“Please move out of the street or you’llbe arrested.”“Please don't walk against the red lightor you’ll be arrested.”“Ma’am, you are under arrest. Wouldyou please walk off the street and let thetraffic pass.”Jim OrtizRock Island police sergeantpolice traffic unit(as reported by Kent Darr, Quad CityTimes June 4, 1984)by Michele Marie BonnarensSo what is all this “SHUT DOWN THE AR¬SENAL!” business anyway? Summer isover and the Peace Campers’ tents havecome down. From Hunsruck to Seneca thehighways have carried most of thedreamers back home to real beds and reg¬ular employment. Sleeping bags, canteensand waterproof matches are stored untilnext year, and many will reserve theirprotests to pinning sloganned buttons totheir denim jackets: “Bread not Bombs,”“Swords into Ploughshares,” “US out ofEverywhere!”Meanwhile, just as was happening whilesongs of utopia were being sung aroundthe campfires, people are still putting to¬gether recoil mechanisms for field artil¬lary and putting bread on their tablesthanks to paychecks from Uncle Sam.In an economically depressed region,such as the Quad Cities, this means of em¬ployment is not lacking in supporters. Theopportunity to get a share of the growingmilitary budget is a welcome relief to thisformer world center for agriculturalequipment industries. With sales of bothlarge tractors and combines running atone-third of peak 1979 volume, one inthree commercial sized farms unable topay its bills and farmland values falling,death dollars can become fairly attrac¬tive.Offering employment to 9,400 (less than300 are military personnel), the Rock Is¬land Arsenal is seen by many as the ce¬ment holding the Quad Cities together. TheU.S. military’s largest manufacturing ar¬senal, it is also headquarters for the ArmyArmament Munitions and Chemical Com¬mand. With a $9 billion annual budget,AMCCOM supplies conventional ammuni¬tion to all U.S. Army, Navy and Air Forceunits around the world and coordinatesthe research and development, prod¬uction, transport, stockpiling and emer¬gency airlift of nuclear, non-nuclear andchemical weapons. AMCCOM also main¬tains the computer records on the Army’snuclear arsenal and manages a long list ofinstallations with a combined workforce of40,000.When the goals of this major employerwere put into question by 400 demonstra¬tors in June of 1984, arsenal workers de¬monstrated remarkable team spirit. Em¬ployee attendance was reported to behigher than normal that day. Of course,the management had cancelled all re¬quests for leave, but one doesn't want tobe too picky.And surely not all of the 23 buses rentedor chartered by the arsenal were neededto transport workers past the demonstra¬tors. Some were no doubt among the busesused to transport protestors as well,bringing them to local landmarks such asthe gym at John Deere Junior High schoolwhich was serving as a holding center forthe day. A sample of ther crimes comesfrom a list released by Moline authorities(here number arrested rather than namesare reported):Obstructing justice: four, plus one juve¬nile (name withheld)Pedestrian in roadway blocking traffic: twelveDisorderly conduct: twoTampering with a traffic control devise:oneImproper distribution of handbills: oneWalking against a red light: oneViolating city ordinance on public de¬monstrations: onePaul Weaver had friends give the mes¬sage “He’s praying for peace and doesn’twant to be disturbed,” and positionedhimself at Moline’s 14th St. ramp to thearsenal at 7:30 am. This member of theMennonite Voluntary Service was soon ar¬rested. (Quad City Times)Though many creative actions took placeto divert traffic from the arsenal bridges,protestors were never able to get on theisland, nor on the three access bridges. Anewly erected $500,000 12 ft. fence, 300Army troops and 400 police officers carry¬ing riot gear and “stun guns” (used toshoot people with high-voltage, low-am¬perage electricity) may have been a factorin preventing achievement of some of thegroup's goals.The protestors’ job will be even tougherin the future. Motivated by the June 4thactivities, the Rock Island City Council wasgracious enough to give over control of150 ft. of the city’s land to the arsenal.Now federal property, restrictions on ban¬nering and blockading of local streets willbe more effectively enforced.In Davenport, the most immediate im¬pact from all of this activity in the streetswas experienced in the two black radiusof Government bridge, affecting a groupof people with very little to do with themilitary complex—local merchants. As re¬ported in the June 4th Daily Dispatch,business was not at its best. Dick and EveCorbin, owners of Heritage House Floorand Wall Shop, anticipating a motleycrew, set up cots and spent the night withtheir samples. Their employees were sche¬duled for home installation jobs the day ofthe protest. The owner of J & J Locks,Safes and Alarms, Inc., John Sawyer,planned on suing the demonstrators forlost business. No problems were reportedby the six employees of the Mace Chemicaland Supply Co.An unidentified bystander spoke formany when he said, “If you guys (report¬ers) wouldn’t cover them, they wouldn’t behere...Most of them—98% of them—arebums, that’s my opinion.”Despite over 110 arrests and the inabili¬ty to prevent workers from getting to Ar¬senal Island, protestors nonethelessviewed the action as a success. Comment¬ing on the day’s work, a Franciscan nunfrom Dubuque, la. said, “I don’t know howmuch we accomplished, but I guess youhave to try even if you don’t succeed. Wefeel good just getting people to jlhinkabout peace. We got a lot of attention in apeaceful way.” (Chicago Tribune, June 5,1985)Arsenal employees may have gotten towork that day, but few could ignore thechallenge the protestors presentea. Thequestions raised by those witnesses forpeace are not lost in the wind. Ask John orMargaret Volpe. Ex-arsenal employees,their Davenport home is headquarters foranother attempt to Shut Down the Arsenalthis October 21st.(For those interested in participating inthis action there will be an informa¬tion/training session Oct. 13th at 6pm inRm. 201, Ida Noyes or call Project Disarmat 427-2533. Buses will leave Chicago at11am, Sunday, Oct. 20, from 407 S. Dear¬born, and will arrive in the Quad Cities atabout 3pm. On Monday, buses w'll leavethe Quad Cities at 1:30pm and arrive inChicago at about 5:30pm.) Protesters at the Rock Island ArsenalAction Guidelines for“Shut Down The Arsenal”October 21st, 1985MV AMr VMr AMr AAVGuidelines set -the basic para¬meters of action in order to havea common understanding amongparticipants, to allay fears, andto allow for a broad range of op¬tions and creativity for effecti¬veness.The following guidelines willapply to ail of those participat¬ing in the October 21st ShutDown action at Rock Island Arse¬nal and in any smaller actionsleading up to October 21 st. prolong our actions and makethem most effective. We will becareful not to recklessly endan¬ger others; eg. we will not runfrom police into a crowd of sup¬porters or observers where thatwould substantially increase therisk of their being arrested orattacked by the police.AMr AAV AMr AVv AM-I ,§| H |||it i |pi|| §g| ||* / M4)We will not bring drugs oralcohol—except for medical pur¬poses.AW ArW AMr AAVAAV AAV AAV AAV AAV1)We will behave in a nonvio¬lent manner toward all individu¬als we encounter. We will not usephysical violence: that is, we willnot act with the intent to hurt orinjure others nor do things thatare likely to result in harm or In¬jury to others.Nonviolent bodily contact andnonviolent bodily force (thatwhich does not hurt or injureothers) may be used by actionparticipants in order to: a) de¬fend ourselves or others againstattack by police or counter¬demonstrators, b) escape or helpothers to escape from arrest orattack situations, and c) more ef¬fectively disrupt/stop the ongo¬ing violence which is the Arse¬nal's work.AAV MV AAA -Wr AAAr2) We will try to deescaiateand defuse violent and poten¬tially violent situations wheredoing so does not compromiseour effectiveness or political po¬sition.AW AAA AAV AW AAV•I"-.; ;p3) We may choose to engage increative and mobile tactics to 5)We will not carry weapons.' | -v y wte,. X A^ ak •> \ •’V <r> *AW AAV AAV AAV MV6)We will not pre-arrange ornegotiate with the police orother agents of the government.Negotiations that might lakeplace after arrest (around jailconditions, treatment of prison¬ers or plea bargaining) are in ex¬ception, but even these should beapproached with caution as thegovernment is likeiy to use themas opportunities to diminish theimpact of our actions.We recognize that our nonvio¬lent actions—even our very op¬position to U.S. militarism andour presence at Rock Island-may “provoke” violence againstus by security forces. As we be¬come or try to become more ef¬fective, we will be met with in¬creasing levels of violence.The government’s use of vio¬lence to keep the Arsenal work¬ing is an important factor for usto consider and prepare for, butit should not—it will not—stop ordiminish our resistance. Our firstpriority must be to shut down theArsenal and thus stop the vio¬lence it inflicts on millions theworld over.AAA AAV AhN AAV AAV—Project Disarm (May, 1985}GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1985—5UT MEASURES UPby Joe ScroppoI am trying to think of a strikinq visualimage with which to begin this review ofUniversity Theater’s Measure for Mea¬sure, which runs this weekend. O.K., I'vegot one: a midget bull terrier mauling hisowner. I’m glad that’s out of the way. Nowon with the review.First, some information about the playitself. Maybe you read Measure for Mea¬sure at your Nobel Prize-winner's kneeand this will seem redundant and even pa¬tronizing—too bad. Large amounts of Sha¬kespearian exposition are easily lostwhile your ear struggles to accommodate• itself to obsolete grammatical usages.And a couple of lines about the themescould avoid a very puzzling conclusion toyour evening of theater. In any event,Measure for Measure concerns essentiallyone theme: sexual desire and how falliblemen struggle to regulate it, in themselvesand in society. Consequently, the play fea¬tures the typical set of pimps and whoresjuxtaposed with the typical set of ladiesand gentlemen. And while both groups areabout equally lecherous, society (typicallyenough) looks with varying severity upontheir respective indiscretions. Ultimately,the play rolls up to the big question: Howare people supposed to deal with theirsexual desires? Shakespeare lets his char¬acters offer three different answers. LordAngelo, temporary ruler of the city, wantsto penalize the pre-marital “little death”with a legal big death. Then there’s Isa¬bella, at odds with Lord Angelo, whopreaches forgiveness for the play’s as¬sorted sexual slip-ups. Isabella's knowl¬edge in this area is, however, rather limit¬ed—she’s about to become a nun. Finally,there is Escalus, an aged and mostly ig¬nored adviser, who offers this pragmaticsolution: punish everyone but not toomuch. This is about all I can tell you with¬out ge‘ting out some more library books.Now, about the performance itself. Themain prob'em a theater group encountersin producing Shakespeare is in naming theplay meaningful, when its dated languageand trappings render it partially inaccess¬ible to a contemporary audience. The per¬formers must, in other words, find ways tomake explicit the subtleties lost to themodern ear. In the absence of consummateverbal skill, this usually requires anumber of verbal means to illuminate ob¬scure passages and recapture lost mean¬ings. At first, the University Theateractors create torrents of words and naryan inflection among them. Things come to¬gether early on, however, and by the end of the play the players have a generallygood iandle on their speech Shakr-speare s words rest with particular gracein the mptdKs pf John Hildreth’s Lucio andMuus . mlocks Angelo. Both actors nicelymodulate their language, and Hildreth il¬lustrates his words with delightfully ap¬propriate facial expressions and a goodstrut. Other actors choose alternativemeans to express their roles. Some, forexample, bring such enormous energy totheir parts that it alone animates andclarifies their language. Stuart Feffer, inparticular, dances and twists out the partof Pompey in a way that makes his impishcharacter immediately understandable.Still other players rely on a striking physi¬cal presence to get their points across;both Phil Lortie’s Claudio and JoanPolner's Isabella exhibit such presence.Lortie's wild hair and spare penitentiallook beautifully match his role. Lortie’s re¬serve counterpoints the intense and occa¬sionally explosive Isabella character.Polner’s cropped hair, clenched fists andabrupt stage manner do justice to Isabel¬la’s dilemma. Justyna Frank’s costumeshelp both these actors further showcasetheir characters.The acting in Measure for Measure is, onthe whole, very good; the play’s weak¬nesses stem mainly from an uneven direc¬torial hand. The blocking, for example, isuninspired. The actors don’t integratethemselves with the set; frequently, theyenter, go to their appointed spot and st /there—talking head style. A similar .e-straint marks the pacing of the play; someoddly long breaks interrupt the momen¬tum and create a stop-and-start rhythm.Finally, the director introduces seve albits of stage business so inconsistant withthe main body of the performance that ihebizarre effect significantly marks thepiav r:hiof amonn tho«;p iho BarbaraWalters accent that so distinctly marksthe cum aci. u is uuuauy iuuny, out then itkeeps going, and finally it becomes pro¬foundly distracting. The effect reveals, ifanything, a lack of faith in the performers;they are, in fact, entertaining enough andhave no need of this device. Fortunately,these miscues only occasionally detractfrom the play's virtues: they seem to pointup the absence of unrestrained spirit, ofbigness, that could have made this playtruly smashing.oy if it, ..u>, measure for Measure alsofeatures an original musical accompani¬ment from the talentea hands of MarkHollmann. The music fits well with thespirit of the play. University Theater con¬tinues to present Measure for Measure inthe Reynolds Club this Friday and Satur¬day at 8PM. Tickets are $4 and $5.Call753-4472Visa/MC/Amex UC studentsonly $5 withStudent Rush!Wed/Thur/Sun evesSubject to availability“Rudalls gracefuldirection reveals adeeper dimension...highly recommended.”— Chicago Sun-TimesOct. 3 - Nov. 3Jeff-nominated!Wed-Sat 8:00 pmSunday 2:30 &7:30 pmGOtm^THEATRE FIFTHANNIVERSARYSEASONo e t n imCOURTSTHEATREAt f hr I ninrr+it\ «•<< h*The University of Chicago 5535 South Ellis Avenue ******* rminiiMH.I.l.I.l.I.l.I.i.i.U.M.I.IJ.I.U;STUDENTgovernmentELECTIONSPolling places for the 1985 AutumnStudent Government elections:Tuesday, October 15th Wednesday, October 16thR Cobb hallReynolds clubE BJ CommonswwcPierceShorelandMed. SchoolLaw SchoolGSB-StuartI-HouseCrerar 9:30-2:3011:00-3:005:00-7:005:00-7:005:00-7:006:00-8:0011:30-1:0011:00-1:0011:30-2:304:30-7:0010:30-12:30 9:30-4:0011:00-3:005:00-7:005:00-7:006:00-8:0011:30-1:0011:30-2:304:30-7:00r^rTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'iJIJlXIXIIlXlXIXiXIIlldCLlIExperience dance. Dancespace.TEMp' balle1SUSP*’s<*»JAZZri»»&jlR idClasses held 7 days a weekDance for all agesBeginner through AdvancedEvening classes for working adultsEstablished program for young dancersContinuous enrollmentdance-i 10 South Michigan AvenueSuite 8.HChicago. Illinois 00005(312) 939-0181 DancespaceSchool of the Chicago DancemediumRosemary Dooias, directorLocated in the Loop 15 minutes from l niversity of Chicago campus6—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1985—GREY CITY JOURNAL1 I placed a jar in Tennesseeand round it was upon a hill,it made the slovenly wildernesssurround that hill.The wilderness rose up to itand sprawled all around no longer wildThe jar was round upon the groundand tall and of a port in air.It took dominion everywhere,the jar was grey and bare.It did not give of bird or bushlike nothing else in TennesseeWallace StevensAnecdote of the Jarby J. Peter BurgessStill reeling from the near-decade old,radically innovative Centre Georges Pom¬pidou and the now-in-progress glass pyra¬mid central entrance to the Louvre, Pari¬sians awoke one morning last week to finda merry band of boatmen and rockclimbers led by New York artist Christobusy at work, afixing a sand-stone col¬ored (pierre de Paris) woven polyamidenylon fabric to the most revered of Paris’sbridges, the 300 year old Pont Neuf.444,000 square feet of fabric and 36.300feet of rope later, the covering is now com¬plete: the sides and vaults of all twelveareas, the parapets, the sidewalks andcurbs, the entire vertical embankment andinterior staircases of the western tip ofthe lie de la Cite as well as all of thestreetlamps along the bridge are enclosedand bound in gentle tension by a hiddengrid-work of cables and supports and visi¬ble brown ropes.Parisians seem genuinely fascinated bythe “temporary art object" which has ap¬peared here at the center of the city. PontNeuf Empaquete is undeniably seductiveand enchanting in its perplexity. The trou¬bling sense of violence done to the form ofthe antique stone-carved designs seems atonce quelled by the gentleness and luxuryof the new "surface.’’ Thus reactions ar¬rive themselves packaged in a dichotomy:the disquietude of the displaced monu¬ment off against the subtle languor of themassive new form: a philosophy and anaesthetic. What confounds the “reader’’ ofPont Neuf Empaquete is this troublingcombination: the putting-into-effect byerasure of the Pont Neuf “object" and thepeculiar transformation of space which the“new" Pont Neuf Empaquete creates as anobject unto itself.There is, of course, a great perception ofintentionality, of radical artificiality inthe Pont Neuf Empaquete. This is arguablyquite central to Christo's project in gener¬al. Not only do the synthetic materials ap¬pear in striking contrast to the oganic ma¬terial of the Pont Neuf stone, but the veryvisibility and emphasis upon the work'sproduction creates a continual conscious¬ness of how the bridge, its surface, and itsshape have been changed. In the sameway, there is an ever-present awarenessthat the work will be disassembled, thatits phvsical effect has a mortality, an en¬gagement which is fleeting.The production process itself has kind ofcarnival air. The uncannijjess of the PontNeuf concept is, as one might guess, a hitwith the press. A sort of Christo-effectwrapping-our-world humor floats aboutthe crowds of onlookers. The project’sproduction is everywhere exploited: shopwindows display their wares, furniture,hardware in Christo-style wrapping. Storefronts and street carts are variouslywrapped in the spirit of the event. The en¬tire fifth floor of the enormous nine-storySamaritaine department store, on theRight Bank adjacent to the Pont Neuf, iscovered with a city-block long banner pro¬claiming, "Moi, la Samaritaine m’em-balle,” punning, “I get wrapped up in my¬self.”Still, it is a measured exploitation whichactually finances all of Christo’s majorprojects. The estimated $2.6 million cost ofPont Neuf Empaquete is borne by Christohimself and his CVJ Corp., of which he isthe sole asset, through the sale of originalpreparation drawings, collages, as well asearlier works. Through a vast network ofart dealers and collectors, organized by Christo's wife Jeanne-Claude Christo, muchof the financial impetus as well as enthusi¬asm for the projects is generated. More¬over, the sense of network, of family per¬vades the entire production process. Thereis an air of participation which spreadsfrom the engineers and technicians to thevolunteers and through the loyal crowdswhich line the Seine for hours on end.Christo seems to sympathize with thatsense of participation and ingeniouslypermits it to become integral to the workitself. The entire perimeter of the workarea as well as the quays and sidewalksare lined by an all-volunteer Christo“squad” of young people all sporting sky-blue matching dungarees which bear theoffice Pont Neuf project emblem. Each car¬ries a matching blue shoulder bag contain¬ing public information hand-outs (in Frenchand English) with a simple, friendly reviewOf Christo’s oast work and his intentionshere. ( La Liberation has reported thatthere also exist0- i’hanstyi»- de rigur.amongst the volunteers but I have beenunable to detect it.)Now that the installation is completed,observers are encouraged to interact phy¬sically with the bridge and the materials.To pass near the enclosed bridge and towalk over its sidewalks has become avery sensory experience. Before coveringthe upper surfaces, Christo padded thestone benches and placed a thin layer offoam rubber over all of the sidewalk sur¬faces. Turning onto Pont Neuf from theheavily trafficked and noisy Quai duLouvre, to the north, or the Quai desGrands Augustins, to the south, there is asudden silence and an air of softness asthe fabric and padding absorb the citynoise. To be on the bridge is to be part ofan extremely sensual domain. Onlookersstrangely watch each other pass gentletouches over the surface of the fabric.There is no sound of footsteps over thepadded, covered sidewalk and no severehardness to disrupt the sensation. Pedes¬trians form a sort of moving community asthey investigate each other’s silent per¬ceptions of the bridge; they stop and feel,sit and listen, press against the tension ofthe ropes and fabric.Christo chose Pont Neuf, he suggests, be¬cause of its historical and geographical im¬portance, joining the Left and Right Banksand the lie de la Cite, the heart of Paris.Yet the choice also offers an extraordin¬ary topographical variety of which Christomeans to take advantage. Between theoverhanging trees and vendor boxes ofthe north and south quays and the diverseembankment of the lie de la Cite there isan extraordinary array of spatial interac¬tions with the surfaces and cavities of thebridge. Moreover, the historically famousresonance of the Paris light reflected uponthe moderately shiny fabric surface, par¬ticularly over longer distances, creates anextremely forceful presence of the mass ofthe bridge. The silky reflectivity, at thesame time, erases any lingering sensationof the abyss which formerly tended to in¬habit the deep arches.The nylon fabric, though covering the en¬tire bridge, is not stretched smooth equal¬ly in all directions. Instead, a surplus ofvertical tension has been treated so thatthe fabric is everywhere scored, like ahanging drape, with vertical folds. Thispermits a sense of delicacy and drapery,of luxurv, even in light of the immenseweight of the entire fabric. It is, in part, this luxury which contributes to the uncan¬niness of the “object” itself. A massive,immovable, structural machine of stone isdraped delicately and beautifully like apiece of salon furniture. It is difficult in¬deed to remember the immense structuralsystem which, hidden beneath the fabric,holds the drape in place. The extraordin¬ary contrasts of light, revealed in particu¬lar by an illuminated night viewing, sug¬gest even more vividly the extent to whichPont Neuf Empaquete takes on its ownform and characteristics—the Pont Neuf it¬self just a structural skeleton for the deli¬cate, flowing sculpture.Therein lies the problem in the sensibili¬ty of Pont Neuf Empaquete. What has be¬come of the original Pont Neuf "object?” Ithas certainly not disappeared in the strictsense; we remember it. Yet only its traceremains present, only its impression onour memory and its and signs beneath thesilky fabric. The memory is always affect¬ed by the generalized appearance of PontNeuf, wrapped and approximated. Thusthe aesthetic of Pont Neuf Empaquete isessentially parasitic: it creates a new sen¬sible substance by transforming whileerasing, more or less, its host.To varying degrees, this transforma¬tion/creation question has been the forti¬fying issue of much of Christo’s work. Hismajor American projects, the 1972 Colora¬do Valley Curtain, the 1976 CaliforniaRunning Fence, and the 1983 Miami, Flori¬da Surrounded Islands (loyal devoteeswill recall the 1969 Packed Museum ofContemporary Art in Chicago) each repre¬sented the mechanical and forcible imposi¬tion of a vivid artificiality upon a well-un¬derstood and simple natural scene. Spacethat is intuitively consumed by commonexperience is abstracted by a rupture inthat continuity of experience. Yet the rup¬ture ripples through time and space wellbeyond the physical reaches of the event.The 18 foot high, white Running Fence, forexample, blithely, silently, guitlesslywandered across 24 miles of Sonoma andMarin counties, doing nothing less than ut¬terly disrupting the natural vistas by itsmeandering. Yet the numberless photo¬graphs of the huge uninterrupted fabric,rolling for miles over hilltops, gently curv¬ing to become a mere thread on the hori¬zon, belie and confuse this very sense ofintrusion. The spaces of California hillsidesare given sense by the abstraction whichis their scoring. The surrounding meadows“rise up” to the billowed fence and findthemselves transformed by their own in¬ability to manipulate the context of allcorporeal bodies: space itself. The trans¬formation is performed without “viola¬tion” of the “body” itself but, instead, byintervening in the idea of the context ofspace at all. We must bear in mind that it isthe history of the nature of sculpture it¬self; removing material from a more spa¬cious body has taught us to forget that the“blank page” of an extended body con¬tains no substance and exists only in refer¬ence to the already-sculpted, the already-inscribed “blank page” of space. RunningFence and, in a similar fashion, Valley Cur¬tain provide the material for that refer¬ence, indeed that referentiality, for thespace which constitutes our understandingas well as our very perception of land¬scape and its spatial domain.The more recent Surrounded Islandschallenges, in a way, the spatial “textu-ality" which is constituted by the sea itselfand moves a step further by investigatingthe claims on two-dimensional space madeby the detailed shorelines of the islands.There a dialogue is constituted betweenthat detail and the two-dimensional“blank page” of the sea which it inhabits.The pink woven polypropylene fabric, inwidths at least equal to the diameter ofeach tiny island, surrounds and imitateswhile, at the same time, generalizing thedetails of the shorelines. The effect is a re¬consideration of our visual privileging ofthe body of the “text,” the island proper,over the infintessimal (technically non-ex¬istent) intersection of that body with its"contextual” two-dimensional space. InSurrounded Islands, the visual “voice” ofthe island mass is overturned and giveninstead to the shoreline, overpoweringwith spatious fabric, the island body, sing¬ing the shore detail by means of its cover¬ ing-up, its erasure.The Pont Neuf Empaquete brings a thirddimension to this sort of spatial calculus.The bare Pont Neuf is both massive andquite extensively detailed with a com¬plex, two-way, inward-sloping angle de¬sign on each tower intersected by the cir¬cular, romanesque parapets, each in turndetailed with indivioual support/sculp¬tures for the upper railings. The bridgehas twelve towers, three times more thanany other Paris bridge and hence has agreater bridge/space ratio than any otherroughly in mind. Thus in mass and detail itis exemplary and, in as much, inauguratesits own opposition of mass/surface, each ina three-dimensional context.Unlike Surrounded Islands, however,Pont Neuf Empaquete. through Its gener¬alizing of the forcefulness of detail on thesurface of the bridge, challenges the visu¬al primacy of the surface. As the fabric ispulled over each tower, it fails to touch theforms of the upper rail supports—the mostexquisitely detailed parts of the surface.At the same time, the upper surfaces ofthe towers, in their smooth simplicity, arevisually privileged. Longer lines,smoother, convex surfaces all become thesubstance of the new “object.” The ma-sive, the constant, the serially plain andcomprehensible portions of the bridge’ssurface are given “voice” while articu¬late, sometimes cryptic shapes are rele¬gated to the domain of memory. Theyexist in the Pont Neuf Empaquete but onlyas traces, only as the promise of the sub¬stance which will be “revealed” when thedismantling is completed. Detail is erasedyet its absence is constitutive of what weknow to be-the Pont Neuf, upon which ourcalculus of surfaces has been performed.Never before in Pont Neuf’s history has somuch attention been given to what is notthere.To begin with the substance of Pont NeufEmpaquete and the question, “what did itlook like before?” is to commence theiteration which I have here called a “cal¬culus.” For aren't there two ways to re-ap-propriate our lost Pont Neuf “object,” inall its mass and detail, to bring its traceinto full presence? A few hours with aswift blade would certainly suffice, on theone hand. Yet on the other, let us halve thedifference between Pont Neuf and the sur¬face which is Pont Neuf Empaquete; tight¬en the fabric so that it rests twice as closeto the stone surface; and then halve thedifference again, and then again andagain. A simple equation of algebra willtell us that the surface will never actuallybe reached but only infintessimally ap¬proached, never apprehended in idea butalways in a continous process of differingfrom that which approximates it, be it fab¬ric or sensible conception. Yet Pont Neufwill be “knowable” after only a handfulof iterations. The space which constitutesthe difference between the bridge and thepresent sculpture, be that space physicalor cognitive, has always been “present.”Yet it is that difference, that being-in-not-being, which constitutes the sensibility ofall our spatial understanding.Visual bias of the hypocrite eye: thespace of the “blank page.” inscribed withthe spatial “mark” of any sculpture, ofany extended body, is distorted by ourvery perception of sculpture itself; that is,as the violation of senseless mass ratherthan the habitation of naked, tellingspaces.GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4. 1985—7■Ipi 4jl fir i-J. | 41 Jp MyIptur r "wtT\ '7$®?MRS. BROWNLEE'Sby Steven K. AmsterdamFrom the fire escape, you can see intothe Brownlee kitchen, wallpapered withcoupons and old calendars that she findson the street and even some of the booksfrom the other rooms have spilled overinto the kitchen. The light’s off just nowand I think it’s been off since last night.There’s also the big gross plant that thelady on two left when she moved out. No¬body knows what it is, but every summerit brings out these long hollow orangethings that from here look like thosesquirmy Italian peppers or oversizedgoldfish.Now the thing is that I don’t know whereMrs. Brownlee might have gone. I’mpretty sure she’s got one of her kids com¬ing today, and it’s already past four andthere’s no sign of a movement down there.Personally, I wouldn’t take piano lessonsfrom her if I had to play “American inParis’’ in minor to keep the Titanic afloatand she was George Gershwin. But shetreats those kids like angels, so I don’tknow.Lately she’s been as lonely as a widow,talkinq double time to keep the conversa¬tion fueled. I don’t know how shebreathes. Ever since she told me that Mr.Brownlee alone took their daughter Ellenoff to the overseas for a vacation, I knewsomething was wrong. Nobody leavesMrs. Brownlee alone: she can’t stand it ifshe’s got no one. Of course, the sad point isthat no one can stand Mrs. Brownlee. It’spathetic, but it’s the fact.The brains in her are good brains, don’tthink otherwise. She graduated from col¬lege and has as much books as anyone I’veknown. They’re all lined up, on and underher grand piano. All kinds too, whatevershe gets for nothing. She picks throughgarbage, shameless as an alleycat. Shewrites the government to mail her re¬ports, anyone. Over these two years, she’sprobably cornered me and then told mewhat was going on in a hundred books.She understands sense in technical bookstoo: I can see her sitting between the fatblue wings of my easy chair, her arms arelaying on the chair’s arms (which aretreadbare like a carcass because she andher husband never fix anything in thisbuilding), she’s telling me, ”... if therearen’t door-locks on the cargo doors inplanes, the luggage would get sucked outfrom the pressure. Then, so would the restof the plane’s insides, including the people in their seats.’’. She tells me this, calmlyand objective, like she’s ridden a plane be¬fore and this kind of talk doesn’t make hernervous at all. It’s that part of her thatgives her claim to pick on everyone elseand keeps her untouchable, because she’sprobably the smartest in the neighbor¬hood. From all her books and newspapersand magazines and pamphlets, she’s putup her own cold smart philosophy of theworld and nobody fits into her philosophystronger than her.Mrs. Brownlee’s got her own court sys¬tem, right in her head, too. There was thetime she poured boiling water from thesecond floor onto the poor Mr. DeVaca forsleeping in front of her building. (He stillsometimes falls asleep on the backstairs,under the fire escape, where she can’t seehim.) When they were taking him and hisburns off to the hospital, she said that shehad once read a story where someone wasalways pouring boiling oil out the windowand that Mr. DeVaca was a lucky fish thatshe didn’t have hot oil handy when shesaw him. She’s damn hard to fight.But, like I said, she does nothing butglow about those kids that she teachespiano to. I feel sorry for them having toget exposed to so much whiskey breath atsuch an age, but she’s nice to them. Kidscan be the meanest of beings, especiallyones you’re trying to educate, but I’venever heard her hollering at a single one.She babies them. Maybe a handful of themare more than ten-years-old, but everyNovember she plans a concert for them alldowntown at the Hiiton. Once she told me,“...The money that their parents pay me isnothing more than an investment. My hus¬band’s got enough for the three of us.These lessons are at my leisure and I don’tmind if I’m giving money to the Hilton, ifit’s going to encourage them. When theygrow up they’ll see that it wasn’t impor¬tant that it was at the Hilton, but that theyplayed. There’s nothing that I can’t seethem doing.” She can get sappy over herkids.Not like she’s ever treated Ellen as any¬thing more than her own personal slave.And when Ellen got pregnant from thatboy in the front apartment, and told herfolks that she wanted to marry him, whatdo you think Mrs. Brownlee did? Shewouldn’t let Ellen out the door for threeweeks, “to make sure she’s happy withthe decision.” I sure wouldn’t want a drillsergeant for a mother. If it served her pur¬pose, she could stare you in the eye and tell you the earth is not only flat, but afterfifty feet down it’s solid American cheese,just to make you crazy. Mr. Brownlee,with only half of high school in him, hasheard so much from her, so many times, Ithink he's half daffy, believing her.The most famous thing she’s donearound here in a while was last April. Isaw it. Some poor guy was trying to driveacross twelfth while he still had the yellowlight. Mrs. Brownlee, with her bags waswalking slow and fat, like she does, byhim. He had to jerk-stop fast so as not tohit into her. He blew on his horn, which wasso loud that Mrs. Brownlee jumped. Sheput her groceries down on the hood,walked over to his door, opened it anddragged him out, not saying one world,but looking at him with the hex of death.By now, her light switched to “walk,” andthe poor guy still looked ready for a fight.But Mrs. Brownlee, using knowhow (as shecalled it) that she got in her personal secu¬rity training course that she took at the Y,quickly and powerfully punched him in thegroin and boxed his ears. She told melater, “It kills me that I had to waste mystrength on that idiot.”Even if it doesn’t concern her directly,she’s concerned. There’s nothing that isn’ther business. When the lady on two votedfor Reagan, Mrs. Brownlee printed up onethousand flyers saying (“implying” shesaid) that the lady on two was retarded.She taped them up all over the neighbor¬hood, just to make the lady mad. All it didwas make Democrats look like the fools,and we lost anyway. But it got so bad,having to see all those papers blowingaround, that the sad soul moved away.Poor thing didn’t try to say a word in herown defense. You can’t fight back with acrazy person, like I said. I, for one,wouldn’t move away, but that’s anothermatter. I also have no problems lying to aperson like her, if I can see we’re going todisagree. I also would never start to talkto her about anything serious like religionor politics for all the gold in Fort Knox anda two-year subscription to Life.“But what can a body do?” Mr. Brown¬lee once asked me that, the night Mrs.Brownlee spent screaming in jail afterthey saw she was stamping down the priceof her groceries at the market. She’d beendoing that for months. We were all justsurprised she got caught.What a body can do is this: you stay outof her path, and if you’re on it, you betterbe going in her direction, because she’scrazy at the wheel. Once she told me, “Thetrick of living is to always know what yourjustice is, what your morality is...” shewas beginning one of her bouts of philoso¬phy, “always do what I tell you to.” Ilaughed out loud because it was so funny.But then she stared me in the eye, “Chil¬dren laugh, adults don’t.” She shut me upand I’m always careful not to smile toomuch in front of her now. But I hardlyknew her in those days. I learned her lan¬guage since then. She’s not the best land¬lord, but it’s cheap. So I’m sometimes hercompanion. I’m like a traffic cop, her ownpersonal traffic cop, keeping her fromhaving collisions with other people, whileI’m in the worst danager of getting runover myself.But I manage, I’m easy-going. I’ve nevergotten into too much trouble with her, ex¬cept for the time when I accidentallycharged her thirty cents more for the mar¬keting I did for her one time, and she didn’t speak to me for a week She has dif¬ferent punishments for different sins.“The punishment fits the crime,” she says.That was almost a blessing, but silencefrom her makes me just as nervous as any¬thing else.And that’s my trouble, at present.Where would she be right now? Last nightshe came in drunk, having one of her ses¬sions, as I call them. It was about the guywho is printing up the programs for theconcert at the Hilton. No one will do busi¬ness with Mrs. Brownlee twice, if they canhelp it, so every year there’s a new com¬pany doing the programs and there’salways something to go wrong. Last nightshe slammed in (she has keys for all apart¬ments), “That damn printer has no union.”I recognized her face so well. Her mouthwas hollering because she was mad, but itwas also smiling because she found aflight. “He thinks I’m going to pay him, butI did my research and I found out the truth.I’ll pay him, but not with money.” She saidshe was going to get her programs bybouncing a check on an old account andthen try to take him to court or start up aunion. I told her it was the right thing todo. (With all of her causes, her method hasnever done her much good.) Of course thatwasn’t enough. She plopped down into thebig chair like a steamed potato. I could tellMr. Brownlee and Ellen had run awayfrom the first sentence. “Do you noticehow so many important things can easilyfall into the smallest of pieces?” Whenev¬er she doesn’t really want to be meaningwhat she’s saying, she uses a movie voice,like Olivia deHavilland or somebody.“There really is no Europe, not even if youwant one with your whole soul. It doesn’tmatter how many times you can read theword.” Then she got quiet. The way I fig¬ure it, they left her about three weeksago, when she first said they had gone ofto Europe. He hardly let her touch morethan ten dollars at a time when he washere, so I can’t think she’s been living onmuch more than those piano lessons, andher telling me that she’d found a reason tobounce a check seemed to come like no sur¬prise. The whiskey on her breath musthave been his. I knew that Mrs. Brownleewanted to tell me they had dumped herand she needed all the help in the world.Suddenly, like she does, the courtreached a decision. “If someone said ‘I do’twenty-seven years ago, it still holds. Hecan’t go off like that, even if he can’t standthe sight of the other person.” Her facetold me now that she had convinced her¬self. There was still more pride in hercrazy head to let someone help her whenshe needed so much help. I told her that I’llbe here for her as long as she wants. Ican’t afford to move away, so I guessed Iwas going to be her new whipping board.Not listening to me at all, she thundereddown the stairs, like there was a sale ofpeaches in her apartment.Now it’s 4:45 in the afternoon, her kidmust have already come and gone, and I’min the pitch dark as to where she might be.In two years, she probably hasn’t been offthis block for more than two hours whenshe wasn’t at the supermarket. I’d be sorelieved if I heard her voice through herkitchen window, the way those kids peckat the keys, with her grumbling the melo¬dy in her awful whiskey voice. But I don’thear a thing. All I can do is sit up here likea gambler’s wife, waiting to see what’sgoing to happen next.6— FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1985—GREY CfTY JOURNALStudyGteujwClasses Begin Next WeekMONDAYS 5:00 P.M.INTRODUCTION TO THEJEWISH HOLIDAYS: RITUALSAND CUSTOMS. Teacher, LisaMendelson.MONDAYS 5:30 P.M. 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October 11. 1985[Sra&Aiori ofv tA&'Suac/fr Q^Q^amd&eige andMcAaeldormant ^serializedco/rwientaty an/bereonal/social/tresentation/ VIn the posthumously published letters ofLevi-Strauss, collectively known as “ARhapsody in Blue,” appears a striking com¬mentary on the work on Piaget, Levi-Strauss’ Swiss contemporary....there came a time, a guilt wrackedJean wrote to me, after which mychildren, having undergone incessantand ill considered observation and ex¬perimentation were no longer suit¬able for psychological study. Lu-cienne, my dearest, crouches incorners plugging her little ears andclosing her eyes. She engages in slowrocking motions which lead me to theconclusion that she has irreconcilablehostilities toward her mother.Thus mon compatriot I am left withno family to study but myself. Thereis, however, one facet of our liveswhich remains undisturbed amidstthe shambles of our household. And Iintend to devote my remaining yearsto this science: personal fashion de¬velopment.Inspired by Piaget and because to accurate¬ly understand a text one must understandthe history and perspective of the authors,we have devoted this edition of FOTQ to areconstruction of a recent tete a tete con¬cerning our own personal fashion develop¬ments.Michael: You know, David, I really don’tknow much about your really early fashiondevelopment.David: Well, Michael, I was born in Ma¬dison, WI on a misty October day, exactly 20years ago today, the product of a jeans ‘n’cashmere sweater professor and a bona fidefashion goddess. My mother was a NewYorker at heart. Although she lived in Wis¬consin she secretly kept a separate walletwhich she filled with the fashion trappingsof the upper middle class...specialized cred¬it cards. Mommy delighted in taking me onforced shopping trips. She would march mein, select often hideous clothing, and with astern word send me back into the dreadeddressing rooms to perform that most hei¬nous of shopping acts. These early trips yielded such fruits asthe tan polyester suit. This suit, worn with apin striped shirt and a blue and red clip-ontie, was well known on the Bar-Mitzvah cir¬cuit which I frequented every Saturday. Sowell known in fact, that upon sight of a tanpolyester garment I begin to daven involun¬tarily. As any child psychologist couldguess, my fashion development was stuntedby these traumatic episodes.Michael: You know as a child I devotedmost of my fashion force to creating easy-to-wear ensembles. Every morning as Iwoke, my brother, with whom I shared abedroom, would shout, ‘‘Last one dressed isa rotten egg, shoes and socks not included.”In order to preserve my identity, such as itwas, I was forced to select those garmentswhich, pushed to the limit, would hold upunder racing conditions. I did, however,have options in shoes and socks and wasquite well known in my grade school for myfashion statements made below my ankles.David: On the contrary, in my gradeschool years I was perpetually brutalized bymy colleagues. Insisting that my mother’squestionable taste extended beyond cloth¬ing, they attacked me for being fat, feebleand eating my sandwiches uncut on wholewheat bread. As anyone who went throughCrestwood Elementary School knows, if youain’t got nothing. This persecution onlystopped after eighth grade, when I fled thecountry to live in The Netherlands for thenext three years.Oh, come on Michael. Surely you hadsome traumatic fashion experience in gradeschool.Michael: Well David, to be frank, there isone episode in my youth which is particular¬ly vivid in my mind. It was mid Decemberon my 11th year and I was to star oppositeSara Hotchkiss in the Christmas pageant.Playing Santa Claus, I was asked to cos¬tume myself. Miss Heller, the director,asked if I required help but I assured her Iwas blessed with a pair of red corduroypants, with which I would wear a redbathrobe and a smart black belt. Frantic onthe eve of the production, I discovered that Idid not own a pair of red corduroys but rather only blue and brown. Indeed, I had nored pants whatsoever. Distraught, I wasconvinced for a short but critical period oftime that I ruined the play. The play went onsans red pants. To this day I attribute myinsatiable lust for clothes to this critical epi¬sode when I did not have access to theclothes I needed.But honestly David, the most influentialexperience in my development occurred inthe sixth grade. A colleague of mine, Patri¬cia Papson, who was known to wear a Bon¬nie Bell Lip Smacker around her preciousneck, was very much interested in a friendof mine, Chuck Johnston, who was theowner of a mat comb, a piece of plastic withone quarter inch bristles that was applied tothe scalp much as a Brillo pad is applied to apan. Anyway, he told her that he would notask her to ‘‘go with him” until she acquiredher first pair of Levi blue jeans. Thereupon,she purchased a pair of Levi blue jeans, andby no coincidence, the two of them wereseen skating at the ice-rink that very Fridaynight. It was only at that point when I rea¬lized just what fashion could do for me.David: The only other really importantPre-Holland event occurred during avoyeuristic experience in which GretchenBeckman, my fourth grade love, whilenecking with Mark Burnett under thebridge, gave him one of her scarves whichhe wore for the next thirteen school days. Tothis day, I suffer an attraction and a revul¬sion to women wearing scarves (not to men¬tion Mark Burnett).Michael: Ah. Well, I would be remiss if Iignored my darkest hour of fashion develop¬ment, the high school years. It was duringthis time when I inevitably bought clothestoo large for me because I would grow intothem. I believed I could intimidate my de¬bate opponents by ‘‘going punk,” i.e., wear¬ing a thin satin tie. I actually renounced tur¬tlenecks for a full four years! David: Four years!My fashion development, I think, reallybegan in Holland. I rebelled against mymother’s clothing choices and resisted herhumble entreaties to shop with her. At thattime I was at the American School of theHague amongst the products of corporateexecutives and diplomats sporting the sameinternational fashionability that my motherturned to. I undertook a quest designed tomake a political statement with my bodyand the fabric draped over it: the socialistslimebag look. I by no means think that allsocialists are slimebags or even that theylook dirty but I could certainly be distin¬guished from my cutesy, politically passivecounterparts. The adorable little girls whowere cheerleaders or did speech were, withtheir high pitched voices, wrapped in theirindividual but oh-so-identifiable garb.. Ifwhile looking down the hall you saw tornjeans, a faded t-shirt, a reversible downvest in both winter and summer, and veryunkempt hair, you could bet it was me.The only significant fashion developmentthat I undertook in college was to pioneerthe movement to replace the comb with thewalkman. Never being a comb-user, I hadfound unique happiness in adding an elec¬tronic element to my ensemble. From thatpoint on it was only a matter of time untilthe urge to array myself in apparel com¬mensurate in splendor with my walkmanwas fully realized.Michael: The true birth of my fashionconsciousness, I am slightly embarrassedto admit, was also not until sometime in myfirst year of college. It was only months be¬fore that I had actually bought a plaid shirtat a large department store best known forits major household appliances and automo¬tive products. But one day I made my wayto Marshall Field’s and the rest is fashionhistory. In fashion, its true, I found themeans to express sentiments too delicatefor words, too subtle for music, and too im¬portant for art.I undertook a quest designed to make a political statementwith my body and the fabric draped over it.'Blue and White' Chineseporcelain exhibit opensBy Thomas CoxStaff WriterOn Tuesday, October 2nd, the Smart Gal¬lery’s latest art exhibit opened. ‘‘Blue andWhite: Chinese Porcelain and its Impact onthe Western World.” opened. ‘‘Blue andWhite” is a collection of authentic piecesfrom China and imitation pieces from allover the world. The Smart Gallery had asymposium of art experts, historians,economists and trade experts who dis¬cussed the phenomenon of hlue-and-whiteand its influence as it was traded to theWest. Gathered from diverse sources, thepieces in the show chronicle these contactsbetween W'estern and Islamic cultures andthe art and technology of Yuan and MingChina.For some five hundred years, westernersof various ilk struggled ceaselessly tomatch the tantalizing, haunting beauty ofblue and white porcelain. Their efforts tomake a white earthenware product from na¬tive yellow or pink clays led them to somefascinating tricks. Sometimes the rarewhite clay was obtained and spread in a thin‘‘slip” over the colored base. Other times,tin or lead oxide glazes were used in place ofthe standard transparent glaze to paint awhitish surface. Others were lucky andfound white clays, but could not discoverhow to make it fire into true porcelain andhad to settle for merely good-quality whiteware. Whatever the artifice, it was blue andwhite that had captured their imaginations,and it was blue and white that they were de¬termined to match.Modern people are not immune to this fas¬cination. and John Carswell, curator of“Blue and White,” has obviously contractedan incurable infection. During his tenure atthe American University in Beirut a friendand colleague of Carswell’s asked him tocreate a show on blue and white pieces fromthe Lebanese collection of Islamic imita¬tions. He was soon atttracted by the idea,and by the intricate cross-fertilizations thatoccurred as blue and white first began tocirculate in the Islamic world, and as Isla¬mic and Western influences crept back toChina to further inspire Chinese artisans.Carswell left Beirut in 1976. the year theLebanese Civil War exploded, and what wasto have been a summer in London turnedinto a quest for a new job. He was brought tothe University of Chicago as chief curator of the Oriental Institute, but he had not left hisplans for a blue and white exhibit behindWhat is most unusual about his final prod¬uct, the blue and white exhibit now at theSmart Gallery through December 1. is thatit is the first American exhibit to place orig¬inal artworks and their imitations side by-side, following a single kind of art as itchanged and spread around the world.“When I was gathering the pieces for thisshow, I often went to as many as three dif¬ferent departments in the same museum.The Chinese works were in the Far East de¬partment, and the Near East works they in¬spired were off in the Islamic department.To compare them yourself, you would havehad to walk all over.” explained Carswell.To see “Blue and White,” all you have todo now is walk to the north of Regenstein.Next to the Court Theatre building at 55thand Ellis, the Smart Gallery is open from 10am to 4 pm Tuesday through Saturday, and12 pm to 4 pm Sunday.INCLUDES 50 COPIES ON24 LB CLASSIC LAID BONDSELECTION OF ATTRACTIVE PAPERSCop9worfoThe Copy Center in Harper Court5210S HARPER AVENUE • ?88 2;>33fou'S MON PRIM 30 AM fc PM SAT !0 AM 5 PM WoodwardCourtSen. Paul Simon“World Hunger: The SearchFor Enduring Solutions”Monday, 14 October8:00 P.M.Woodward Court Cafeteria5825 S. WoodlawnReception following in the Master’s ApartmentLECTURELPoWEll's BooksTORE1501 E. 57rtt Street955-77809 a.m. -11 p.m.7 days a weekNot just 200,000 scholarlyand academic books—butbookshelves too. We havea limited number of por¬table, stackable, hardwoodbookshelves for $39.50OThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 11, 1985- 21Soccer ready to combatlack of speedThis past weekend didn’t go well for theMaroon soccer squad as they lost to Val¬paraiso College 4-0, tied Ripon College 1-1,and then lost to Judson College 4-0. In thisslump were two highlights. The first wasDavid Ansani’s header for a score thatcame on a cross from Karim Kamal to sal¬vage a tie against Ripon. this was their firstconference match and a loss here wouldhave made the Maroon’s conference titlehopes very small.Other than those two small consolations,there wasn't much for Chicago to be happyabout. The team passes and plays defensewell and employs good tactics. However,they have two large and inter-related prob¬lems — an inability to get shots off and aand a lack of speed. Captain Joe Marioagrees as he stated, ‘’every team is bigger,faster. . . we have to have a perfect passinggame to win.”Not that winning is impossible for theMaroons, or even that unlikely. If theMaroons play strategically well againsttheir remaining conference opponents (Be¬loit. Lawrence, St. Norbert, and LakeForest), it is likely that the Maroon's ballskills and field sense will be able to over¬come the size and speed that they lack, andCrew team -By Arlene NewlingContributing WriterThe summer of ’85 marked the beginningof a new power in novice rowing in the mid¬west. The Chicago Crew’s experiencedrowers took on the challenge of teachingnearly sixty enthusiastic individuals thefundamentals of sweep rowing in their an¬nual summer learn-to-row program.The first group to complete the programshowed their skill at the Chicago Sprintsheld on July 20. Since the Lincoln Park la¬goon can only hold two boats at a time com¬petition often involved heats to determineentrees for the final. The men’s novice eightpassed Lincoln Park in the heat, placingthem in the final against Indianapolis. Ahard fight left them only seven seconds be¬hind at the end of the thousand metercourse. The novice mixed eight (four menand four women) also made it to the final bybeating Lincoln Park. They later took sec¬ond to a strong Iowa crew. The women’s no¬vice eight continued the run of wins over thehost club by taking the gold in a time of 4:47.The U of C’s experienced rowers broughthome the gold in the men’s pair as well asgiving good performances in the men’s openfour and mixed open eight.During the brief gap in the racing seasonduring the month of August, severalmembers began training for CARA’s Raceto the Top. The event, held to benefit theLeukemia Society, challenges participantsto run up the 42 flights of stairs in the Asso¬ciates Center on Michigan Ave. The club which many of their opponents possess.This means that the Maroons will have tospread out their attack and cross the ball infrom their wings, rather than relying on“through” passes which were easily inter¬cepted by the speedier Valpo and Judsonplayers. Head coach Barry DeSilva believesthat the spread out attack will allow theMaroons to play a slower and more con¬trolled game in which sound passing skillsshould prevail.These are the obstacles that the Maroonsmust face this coming week. In addition, in¬juries have begun to plague the Maroons.Midfielders Jason Pressman and Julian An¬derson are both injured, Anderson with tornankle ligaments and Pressman with a freakinjury sustained while renovating his kitch¬en. Pressman should be back in the startinglineup very shortly.One final problem for the Maroons maylie in their hectic schedule. They will playsix games in the next ten days, with twovery crucial conference matches in Wiscon¬sin. against Lawrence and St. Norbert. Ifthey can avoid any further injuries and suc¬cessfully employ their spread-out attack,the outlook may be bright.was pleased to see Joann Butler, who won inher division last year, take home a thirdplace medal.The next event of the season, held in Ma¬dison on Sept. 21, allowed rowers of bothLTR sessions to compete together. For thefirst time this summer the LTR novicescompeted in fours: the women found toughcompetition from Mendota Rowing Cluband St. John’s College, while the men tooksecond to Mendota by four seconds. Themost impressive performance was by U ofC’s mixed novice eight which beat an expe-enced boat from Iowa to take first place inthe open mixed eight event.The weekend before classes started theclub travelled to Iowa to compete in the sec¬ond annual Head of the Des Moines Regatta.In this type of competition the boats racedown the course at 20 second intervalsagainst the clock. The fastest time for thethree mile course wins. Winning, it seemed,was the order of the day. The first event, themen s novice four, ended with U of C first inimpressive time of 21:28. Later in the day,the novice women’s four edged out Creight¬on University by one second to take thegold. Chicago’s men’s open eight had somedifficulty with a cold rain but finished in arespectable time of 21:16.Because of the large number of rowers al¬ready committed to the fall season, the clubwill start teaching new rowers beginningthis winter. Interested individuals shouldwatch the Maroon and campus bulletinboards for details.better than ever!Fencing poised for actionBy Pat HowellContributing WriterThrust.’ Parry! Counterattack: Yes. theUniversity of Chicago fencing team isswinging back into action this fall. The fenc¬ing team, while not the best known athleticthe recognition thev deserve. Their lowlyteam on campus, is one of the oldest. Theteam is first mentioned in the 1896 Cap andGown, although even then they didn't get22 The Chicago Maroon Friday, October status afforded them only one page, and noteven a group photograph.These days there is not only a mens’team, but also a womens’ club. The womendon't compete in intercollegiate matcheslike the men. but instead compete againstother local clubs. The men. on the otherhand, compete in one of the best fencing di¬visions in the. country. They do battleagainst the likes of Wayne State Universityand Notre Dame, two perennial favoritesfor the NCAA fencing title.The team competes with the three weap¬ons of the modern fencing world: the foil,the epee and the saber. The foil is a lighttraining weapon with a flexible tip. This isthe kind of weapon which pops into mostpeople’s minds when they think of fencing.Women compete only with the foil. The epeeis a slightly heavier weapon much like thefoil but it has no flexible tip, and the rules ofcombat are a bit more liberal. Finally, thesaber is a edged weapon taken from the cav¬alry sword, a quick and exciting weapon.The men’s team actually did rather welllast year, beating a couple of Big 10 schoolsincluding Minnesota and Michigan. Themen also qualified six people for regionals,and Brad Marin narrowly missed qualifyingfor the nationals.This year’s squad also looks very hopeful,with many new interested people. Quite afew even have experience. The team plansto practice from 6 to 8 pm Monday, Wednes¬day and Friday throughout the fall quarterto prepare for the winter season. Leader¬ship duties have fallen on Brad Marin.Peter Piccione and Marsha Tuner. If youare interested in joining or just have ques¬tions they can be reached at 753-4070 or241-7279 respectively.11, 1985 The Third StringLeeo the lion in winterDennis A. ChanskyLook out for those blades of grass, the winds they are a’ shiftin’. On Tuesday of thispast week Lee Trevino decided to retire altogether from the PGA tour. Leeo hasplayed a reduced schedule over the past few years, but now he will make only tokenappearances on the tour.Golf has long enjoyed the reputation of being the most congenial of sports. In gold noone is ever booed, and the crowd always pulls hardest for the least likely winners. Butwithin the space of less than a year, golf has lost its most happy tournament and itsmost felicitous champion. The 1985 season saw the final rounds for the Crosby Clam¬bake and for Lee Trevino. As ATT moves in to sponsor a tour event in March at PebbleBeach and as Leeo will be heard from only during the NBC telecast of the HawaiianOpen, fully one half, if not more of the levity and congeniality will be missing from thegame of golf as we have come to expect it in the past generation.But both we and golf will survive. There are others whose monkey shines will en¬dear them to us. But what we will miss most about the Clambake and Merry mex isthe aspect of courage they brought to the silly game of golf. The Crosby was differentfrom every other Pro-Am in that the amateurs actually competed. Unlike other pro-ams where only the pro’s competed on Sunday, in the Crosby the amateurs that madethe cut got invited back to play on the final day. That meant that they actually keptscore at the Crosby, and not oniy that, they broadcast your score to all your fans, to allyour stockholders, or to all your constituents. Now that takes courage. Certainly,you’ll never see my scores published anywhere on this page.And Leeo was about as courageous as a golfer could ever be. After all, he continuedto play golf after he had been struck by lightning a few times. And he continued to playgolf despite a severe back problem which kept him off the practice tee the past fiveyears. At one point in his career, Trevino found himself in 147th place on the PGAmoney-winning list. But bad back and no practice, he continued to play golf, and even¬tually he began to play well again.During the 1984 US Open, this scribe was following Trevino around the east courseof Winged Foot. Leeo was having a mediocre tournament, and a mediocre day up tilthe seventh hole. As he was marching to the green about to miss another four-footputt, someone shouted to Lee from the gallery whether he was going to play in theGreater Hartford Open. He said he was going to the Dutch Open instead because,“The Dutch Open is offering 75,000 dollars, whereas the only thing I ever broughthome from the GHO was a wife,” referring to his wife Claudia whom he met while shewas selling lemonade in Hartford. Everyone laughed hard, Trevino finally sank aputt, and from that point the course belonged to Leeo, and he turned in the best roundof the championship.While Trevino was winning the 1974 British Open, he was paired on the final daywith a very polite Chinese golfer who stopped to bow to the gallery everytime theyapplauded him. Approaching the 18th green, Leeo had the championship won, butTrevino’s final putt was not seen live on television, the first time the champion wasnot seen holing out. It seems that the Chinese fellow sank a long putt on 18, and whilehe was bowing to the gallery, Trevino marched up to his ball, hit it, and had it rollright into the hole. ABC was taken up with the novelty of the bowing, and they figuredTrevino would atleast stop to measure his putt. But he did not, and the world saw theinal putt on video tape.Leeo still does not measure any of his strokes, he just marches up and fires away.Lately, not all of his strokes have been going where he has wanted them to go. But■ ather than stop to measure and play the way he never has before, Leeo has decided toI’ang them up. Good for him.Field Hockey looks strong in winBy Jon HerskovitzContributing WriterIn their best effort of the season, the fieldhockey team beat Valparaiso University 4-2for their second win of the season. The scor¬ing was led by Kathleen Lively, who had twotwo of the team’s four second half goals.The first half of the game passed some¬what uneventfully, as Valpo notched theonly score. Although the action was backand forth, the tempo of the game was quiteslow. The teams went from circle to circle,but neither was able to mount any offensiveeffort. Valparaiso scored the lone goal in thegoal in the first half on a penalty stroke.In the second half the Chicago field hock¬ey team took control of the game. Only aminute and a half into the second period,Chicago scored its first of four goals asKerry Begley took a pass from Vivian Dere¬chin, and put it past the Valpo goalie. Then,in a reversal of the previous scoring combi¬nation, Begley assisted Derechin for Chica¬go’s second goal.The second half belonged to Chicago.They outshot Valpo 21-11, and the defensestopped all of Valpo’s 11 penalty corners.After Valporaso University tied the score at2-2, Chicago put the offense into high gear,and blew passed Valpo.Lively put Chicago up for good as shescored on a pass from Madelyn Dettloff. Three minutes later, Lively scored her sec¬ond goal of the game as she picked up aloose ball in the center of the circle andflicked a beautiful shot passed the Valpogoalie.This was quite a big win for Chicago aftercoming out of the tournament at CarletonCollege where they went 1-2. The defense,which has had some difficulty in previousgames played well against Valpo. Though,far from polished, the defense was scrappyenough to thwart Valpo from controlling thegame.However, the Chicago offense was the bigstory. As field hockey, Coach Whiteheadsaid, “This is the first time that we have de¬veloped a style of attack. The offense pulledtogether as a unit”. Coach Whitehead con¬tinued, “Three of our four goals were assist¬ed, and our entire offense worked to¬gether”.The win against Valpo, a Division IIschool, will provide somewhat of a moraleboost, as Chicago travels to Steven’s PointWisconsin this weekend. Steven’s Point isthe thirteenth ranked Division III fieldhockey team. Earlier this year Chicago lostto Steven’s Point 8-0 and 7-0. However,Coach Whitehead is looking for a better ef¬fort out of her team. Combined with theteam’s overall performance at Valpo andthe production out of the offense, ChicagoShould fare well in their upcoming outing.Volleyball picks up its playBy Arzou AhsanContributing WriterThe U of C volleyball team avenged itselfself last Thursday night. Having lost toRockford College earlier this season, theMaroons turned the tables crushing them ina straight game (15-10, 15-5, 15-5) victory.According to setter Mary Ishii; “we playedup to our level. We consistently ran plays,which is something we haven’t been doingall season.”The Maroons got off to a slow start in thefirst game, having trouble with their ser¬vice and front line play. There were toomany balls hit into the net, which led to toomany turnovers. However, near the end ofthe game, Chicago started to click. Thereaf¬ter, they were unstoppable. Hitters ColleenThrone and Helen Gemmill, making full useof well placed sets, bombarded the Rock¬ford defense. The front line blocked severalRockford spikes, virtually neutralizingtheir opponent’s offensive game. With thatkind of team performance, it was a short night at Henry Crown. The next two gamesseemed like mere blips on a screen as theMaroons churned out winner after winner.Unfortunately, the Maroons didn’t fare aswell in last weekend’s conference matchesagainst Lawrence University and St. Nor¬bert's College. Although Chicago defeatedLawrence (15-11, 1-15, 17-15, 15-9), HeadCoach Rosalie Resch felt that “we shouldhave beaten them in straight games.” Thematch was highlighted by fine individualperformances, but the Maroons had diffi¬culty dominating as a coordinated unit. “Wegot it together in the end and squeaked by,”said Ishii, “but we really can do much bet¬ter.”In Saturday’s 2-15, 2-15, 9-15 loss againstSt. Norbert College, Chicago again hadproblems in running plays. According toCoach Resch, “player for player, we have abetter team than St. Norbert, but we justweren’t playing volleyball that day.” Itseems that Chicago didn’t get beat, but thatthey beat themselves.CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon isS2 for fhe first line and Si for each additionalline. Lines are 45 characters long INCLUDINGspaces and punctuation. Special headings are20 character lines at S3 per line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.Chicago IL 60637 ATTN Classified Ads. Our of¬fice is in Ida Noyes Rm. 304. Deadlines: Tues¬day & Friday at 5:00 p.m., one week prior topublication. Absolutely no exceptions will bemade! In case of errors for which the Maroonis responsible, adjustments will be made orcorrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK ofthe original publication. 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Park and lakefront providea natural setting for affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances—Wall-to-wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or —Laundry facilities onoutdoor parking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One-, Two- and Three-Bedroom ApartmentsOne-bedroom from $555 • Two-bedroom from $765Rent includes heat, cooking gas and master TV antennaCall for information and a appointment—643 1406CfiMtemeyeMme* 1642 East 56th StreetIn Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and IndustryEqual Housing Opportunity Managed by Metroplex, IntHyde Park movers household & small apt'sdiscount prices to staff & students free packingcartons delvd n/c many other services 493-9122.Voice lessons by experienced voice teacher.For information call 363-6895.WOOD WISE strips & refnshs furniture, wood¬work. Make shelves, replaces windows. 363-4641.HOUSE FOR SALE4bedroom 4'/2 bath brick home large roomsideal for entertaining, wrought iron fence.Large corner lot, 4 blotcks from yacht clubwalk to U of C 235,000 752-2387 Carl Brecht.THE BAGEL BRUNCHIS BACKHillel has a brunch every Sunday 11 to 1 pmlox, bagel, cream cheese plus the N Y. Times,Tribune, coffee & Juice - all for $2 Firstbrunch, October 6.FOR SALEHonda Civic, 1977. Low mileage, New exhaustsystem, etc. $1000, Call 324-0919 Wang.3-Bedroom, 2-Bath Condo on Cornell. Large liv¬ing and dining rooms w/bay windows. Newwiring, plasterwork, washer/dryer, hardwoodfloors. Near Jeffrey, l/C. 684-3127.Boards for Bookcases: $2.00 ea. 955-7360.YARDSALE- THE KEEPMulti-family Sale, Sat. Oct. 12; 9-5Behind 5714 Kenwood. Appliances, housewaresclothes, books, art. Class stuff!1979 Volvo-244 DL-standard transmission-excellent condition-64,000 miles $4500.00 orbest offer. 948-7587. JAZZERCISE INTO FALLWarm-up, workout and dance your way intoFall with Jazzercise. Classes are being held inthe Garden Room of the First UnitarianChurch, 5650 Woodlawn. Classes are held at 6and 7:15 on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.Register any time. For more information call239-3798.REWARD!Offering cash reward for the return of a silverand black man's ring left in the men's room inthe basement of Reynolds Club on Mon. Sept.30. If found or located please call Joe at 281-8729. Absolutely no questions asked!GRADUATE WOMEN'STHERAPY GROUPOngoing women's therapy group, primarilygraduate students, has openings for newmembers. Screening interview required. MaryE. Hallowitz, MSW, CSW, ACSW. 947-0154.SEEKING TREATMENTFOR ANXIETY?Selected volunteers will receive 6 weeks of freetreatment for anxiety at the University ofChicago Medical Center (as well as $60) inreturn for participating in a 3 week study ofmedication preference. Study involves onlycommonly-prescribed or over-the-counterdrugs. Participants must be between 21 & 55years old and in good health. Call 962 3560 forfurther information. Mon-Fri. 8:30 to 11:30a.m. Ask for Karen.WANTED?SPACE?M/F roommate wnated for beautiful E. Hdpkapf. gr rm, non-smoking, fun responsibleroommates, cheap. Cal 324-3725. Lake viewtoo. FEELING DEPRESSED& DOWN?If so, you may qualify to participate in a studyto evaluate medication preference. Earn $150for your participation in this 4-week study. In¬volves only commonly-prescribed or over-the-counter drugs. If you are between 21 & 35 yearsold and in good health, call 962 3560 between8:30 & 11:30 a.m. for further information.Refer to study D. Ask for Karen.FREE ORGAN RECITALSThomas Wikman plays the beautiful baroqueorgan at Chicago Theological Seminary 12 30PM every TUES. FREE.5757S. UniversityHAPPY FEETNo partners or experience are needed to learnfolk dances from Eastern Europe, Scan¬dinavia, N. America, & the mideast. Join us atIda Noyes every Monday 8 p.m.-9:30 for in¬struction, 9:30-?? for just dancing Info: Tom363 5214.CHESS FOR EVERYONE!Lessons, casual games, tournaments andmore! UC Chess Club, Mondays 7:30 p.m., IdaNoves.STATIONARY FOR SALE3-ring binded 1 dozen $14 magazine file 1 dozen$14 roll-a-dex $14 Call 285-2439.KOREAN CLASSKorean class call for detail 684-6060 crossrd.COMPUTER ACCESS24 HRS NO WAITINGVisual 400 Computer Terminal with memoryfor 5 screens (retrieve information that scrollsoff the top), long line display option (132 colgprogrammable keys, many more features.Service contract included, $700. Also, Penril1700 baud modem, $200. Call 962-8842 (days).HILLEL FORUMNorthwestern Prof. Peter Hayes will speak atthe Hillel House 5715 S. Woodlawn Friday Oct.11 8:30 p.m. on the United States and the Jewsof Europe 1933-1945: Policies regarding im¬migration and the Concentration CamosRECRUIT YOURFRIENDS!We are looking for groups of four friends toparticipate in a drug preference study. Youand your friends will each earn $245.00 for par¬ticipating. The study requires that you andyour friends spend one evening each week forseven weeks in our recreational environmentfrom 7-11 p.m. Afterwards you will stay over¬night. Only commonly prescribed and over-the-counter drugs involved. You must bew/good health and between 21 and 35 years old.CALL 962-3560 Mon-Fri 3-6 p.m. for more in¬formation Ask for Joe.SHUTDOWNTHE ARSENALDirect Action/Civil Disobedience trainingSun., Oct. 13, 6 p.m., Rm 201 Ida Noyes. We willbe organizing to disrupt business at the RockIsland Arsenal. This non-violent action willtake place Oct. 21. We will leave from Chicago12 noon Sun. Oct. 20, return 1:30 p.m. Oct. 21.Transportation can be provided, as well as aplace to sleep Sun. niqht.$ EARN HOLIDAYMONEYSSelected volunteers will receive $190 for par¬ticipating in a 6V2 week drug preference study.Involves only commonly-prescribed, non-experimental drugs. Minimum time required.Volunteers must be between 21 & 35 years oldand in good health. Call 962-3560 between 8:30 &11:30 a.m. for further information. Refer tostudv N. Ask for KarenOKTOBERFESTWE WANT YOU AT THE OKTOBERFEST!!!TONIGHT! 9 p.m.-l a.m. at Ida Noyes CloisterClub. All Grad students invited! Sponsored byHumanities & Physical Sciences. $2 Admis¬sion.PIZZA! BEVERAGES! DANCING!EDWARDO'SHOT STUFFEDDelivered right to your door! Edwardo's - Thesuperstars of stuffed pizza. Open late everynight. Call 241-7960- 1321 E. 57th St. - 241-7960.CASHIER WANTEDIDA'S CAFEPart time Mon-Fri lunch hours. Call 2-3 p.m.962-9736 or 962-9738. Fun job you will be dealingwith the most satisfied luncheon customers oncampus.STRAIGHT TALK1978 VW Rabbit stick 69000 mi but doesn't burnoil good body too ask 1500 Bob 624 1892.Gibson Classical Guitar. Excellent condition.962 7961 (days), 288 4654 (evenings). $150.Double bed, mattresses, and matchingdresser. Very good condition. 962 7961 (days),288-4654 (evenings), $175 for everythingOboe. Wood. Made by Martin Freres, Paris.Good condition. $125.962-7961 (davs).LOST & FOUNDFound: Red purse with blue trim at 56th andIngleside. Contains two keys and earring. Call684-8084 eves. WANTEDGARAGE for 4 door in Hyde Park area, or infoconcerning one. Will pay finders fee. Call 947-0747 x390 or leave message. SCENESCOME TO THE OKTOBERFEST SCENE !!TONIGHT! 9 prn-1 am at Ida Noyes CloisterClub All Grad students invited! Sponsored byHumanities & Physical Sciences. $2 Admis¬sion.PIZZA! BEVERAGES! DANCING!UNSURE ABOUTABORTIONDO YOU HAVE OPTIONS?Free pregnancy counseling with licensedclinical social workers. Free pregnancytesting also available. Call 561-5288.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 p.m. call 667-7394.The Cl ON Tuesday, Oct. 15, the Directory of StudentHealth will hold a Q & A session on AIDS. 9:00,5615 S. Woodlawn.ALL PINE BOOKCASESMade to order. 3 to 6 feet high; 30 inches wide, 8inches deep. Clear gloss finish. Sturdy machin¬ed joints preclude the use of nails or screws, sosides are clean. $35 to $60 Phone 643-6557.PERSONALSSTUDY THE BIBLE by radio. Listen toGRACE TO YOU" with John MacArthur onWCFL 1000 AM 8:30am&pmMF. WMBI 1100AM 7:30 am M-F. WMBI 90.1 FM 10:30 am M-Would someone please notify Ms Pat agraduate student, R.N. to please call starvingand studious Al at 698-1947. Altering my shelterI lost her coordinatesicago Maroon—Friday, October 11, 1985—2310 FREECOPIESTHROUGH NOVEMBER 1WITH THIS ADPlease, one per customerl//A PYCENTER nUniversity of Chicago Copy Center IIFirst floor of the Bookstore building, 970 E. 58th StreetOpen 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through FridayCall 962-3333Campus phone 5'COPYAUTUMN QUARTERSPECIAL?4—Th*» rhiragn VTaronn— Friday Ortnhor 11,