The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 43 The University of Chicago Tuesday, April 16. 1985Maroon Express: will it be no riders, no service ?whether or not to recommendthat the Quality of Life com¬mittee subsidize the servicefor next year.Conley said that she is un¬decided about the Maroon Ex¬press and is presently seekingstudent input on the matter.“Perhaps the Maroon Ex¬press is better as anidea...than as a service,’’ shesaid.Both Taub and Conley as¬serted that students may feelgood about knowing that theycan take the Maroon Expressif they ever want to use it. Butif students do not use the ser¬vice, the University may bewasting $15,000 which couldbe spent more effectively onother ideas to improve thequality of life on campus, saidConley.Conley added that she iswatching for what the Chica¬go Transit Authority (CTA)will do with the *6 Jeffery Ex¬press bus service. She saidthe CTA officials have made alot of noise recently about cut¬ting back services.“If we’re lucky,” the Jef¬fery will not be eliminated:but if it is, the Maroon Ex¬press may attract a greaterridership, she said. Student boarding the Maroon E/oress which transport¬ed only about 10 students per ride his winterArmy controls money, not mathBy Hilary TillThe University’s experi¬mental North Side “MaroonExpress” bus service may bediscontinued next year.“The issue, to put it blunt¬ly...(is that) the ridership isnot very high,” assertedRichard Taub, associate deanof the College and chair of theUniversity’s Quality of Lifecommittee. The UniversityPresident’s office has fundedthe bus service at $5000 perquarter as a one-year pilotprogram. With current rider¬ship levels, this amounts to anet subsidy of over $3.00 perticket.The Maroon Express “is awonderful idea, but I don’tknow if it is a wonderful ideawe can afford,” stated IreneConley, director of studentactivities.The Maroon Express wasstarted during the winterquarter of 1984 in the hope ofmaking “the city more acces¬sible” to students, said DuelRichardson, assistant to thevice-president for Universitynews and community affairs.The bus service runs on Fri¬day and Saturday nights andmakes three trips northboundand four trips southbound.The Maroon Express bus it¬self is not a school bus. It is“one of those big deluxebuses” like a Greyhound bus,stated Taub.The northbound servicebegins at 6:30 p.m. and startsfrom Ida Noyes Hall and theShoreland. The southboundservice picks up students atfour downtown locations in¬cluding Water Tower Placeand the Art Institute. Thesouthbound service ends at2:30 a.m.Tickets cost $1.25 for a one¬way ride and are available atthe Reynolds Club Box Office,By Kathy EvansCollege organizations suchas the Interfraternity Councilare currently without fundinguntil at least'fourth week as aresult of procedural delays inorganizing the College Stu¬dents’ Association (CSA).This 17-member group isbeing established to allocatethe College’s portion of the re¬distributed student activityfee.Students voted in De¬cember to increase the activi¬ties fee from $5 to $10 and re¬distribute it so that 45% nowgoes to the Student Govern¬ment Finance Committee(SGFC), 30% to the Major Ac¬tivities Board (MAB), and25% to student governingbodies in the school or divi¬sion of origin. CSA wasformed to allocate the col¬lege’s 25% to college organi¬zations. These groups, pre¬viously funded by SGFC, arenow being referred by SGFCto CSA, which will be unableto distribute the money untilit frames a constitution andbylaws governing the fee dis¬tribution.According to the provisionsof the referendum establish¬ing CSA, CSA will have topresent its constitution to thestudents of the College for ap¬proval or disapproval. CSAcan adopt the constitution on Ida Noyes Hall, and variousdormitories.Conley said that before theMaroon Express was estab¬lished, she talked to “so manystudents in so many con¬texts” who were very enthu¬siastic about the idea of start¬ing up such a bus service.But the enthusiasm for theidea of a Maroon Express sofar has not translated intolarge numbers of studentsusing the service. Lastquarter the service averaged154 rides per weekend orabout 10 riders per trip, ac¬cording to Conley. (She saidone “ride” is defined to be useof the service in one directionby a students, so that a stu¬dent riding the bus to getdowntown and then to returnhome constitutes two rides.)“It is hard to justify thismuch money for emptybuses,” stated Conley.If the Maroon Express iscontinued next year, theQuality of Life committeewould probably pick up thetab for the balance of the ser¬vice’s costs not paid for byticket sales alone. The com¬mittee, of which Conley is amember, was instrumental ingetting the project off theground last year.Members of the Quality ofLife committee discussed thefuture of the Maroon Expressat last Tuesday’s committeemeeting. According to Taub,three options on what to dowith the bus service werebrought up. The service couldbe discontinued. Or the Fri¬day run might be eliminated,leaving only the Saturday ser¬vice. Or the service mightcharge more for tickets.Conley said the bus serviceis “set until the end of springquarter.” She said that dur¬ing the summer or late thisquarter she will decidea temporary basis pendingthe students’ approval. Still,the money will not be avail¬able until fourth week at theearliest due to the complexi¬ties involved in framing theconstitution and the bylaws,which have to be written afterthe constitution.The key issues involved inwriting the constitution in¬clude: how many membersshould serve on CSA; howthey should be chosen and ap¬portioned; howr and whenCSA’s officers should be cho¬sen; and how many subcom¬mittees the group should con¬sist of.The model for CSA wasdrawn up at an open meetingin February and was chosenover other models by the voteof college students. The actu¬al members of CSA wereelected through collegemailroom balloting and an¬nounced last Wednesday.CSA, in addition to allocatingmoney, will also address stu¬dent concerns and plan majorcollege-wide activities suchas a spring festival. CSA hasonly two restrictions on itspower — it must keep a re¬cord of the money it appro¬priates, and the subcommit¬tee which allocates the f"ndsmust be separate and distinctfrom the subcommittee whichplans activities. By Peter KutscheraThe Department of Defensehas recently discontinued itsfunding for a Mathematics In¬stitute at the University ofWisconsin at Madison. Afteroperating the institute fortwenty-five years, the ArmyResearch Office (ARO) de¬cided that the research con¬ducted at the U of W did notmatch up to the high stan¬dards of scientific excellencethat the ARO is walling to fi¬nance. Subsequently, theARO submitted a request forproposals to many presti¬gious universities around thecountry in order to establish anew “Center of Excellence inMathematics”, as WalterMassey, V'ice President forResearch Programs at theUniversity of Chicago, de¬scribed it.“The quality of work (at theU of W) was no longer whatthey expected” and. there¬fore, “they w ould like to go toa better institution.” The Uni¬versity of Chicago respondedto this request for proposals,and it is currently consideredamong the final three con¬tenders for the funding of anentirely new Mathematics In¬stitute, independently of theone that had been operated atthe U of W.According to Massey,mathematicians and physi¬cists at the University of Chi¬cago decided to submit a pro¬posal because “the work we(the scientists) are doing fitsthe kind of thing they say theyare interested in.” Masseyasserts that there is nothingunusual at American univer¬sities for the Department ofDefense to fund basic re¬search, for w hich purpose theDefense Department spends“$800 million” annually.Massey suggests that all“they are interested in is hav¬ing the state of mathematicsadvanced in particularareas.” lie docs not considerthe U of C to be any more clo¬sely connected to militarytechnological advances by Walter Masseyworking for the Departmentof Defense than it otherwisewould. “Of course. I am cer¬tain they (the ARO) believethat one day that’s going tohelp them...but it’s no dif¬ferent than the kind of mathe¬matics that the NationalScience Foundation funds, orthe Department of Energy, orNASA. All research sooner orlater could possibly be usedfor defense.”In regard to conductingclassified research in an insti¬tute that is financed by theDepartment of Defense. Mas¬ sey strongly declined theprospect of such researchbeing performed at this uni¬versity today: “It’s not poss¬ible (to conduct classified re¬search) because...the wholepoint of doing research is topublish in open literature”, sothat every scientist all overthe world can read it." If it isnot published, (then) there isno point in doing it.”Massey proclaims that theuniversity’s policy is firm andconsistent with the ideals ofopen scientific research: “Wethe University of Chicago)don’t accept contracts orgrants in which anybody cantell us what to do once themoney is here...We (the U ofC> do not accept support forresearch when there are anyconditions placed on publica¬tion. Our faculty is not inter¬ested in doing research in thetype of university and fieldwe (the scientists) are in.There is no < non-university)supervisor or any research;we do not accept , support forsuch research no matterwhere it comes from...”continued on page 12CSA meets for the firsttime to set constitution2The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985nosic-nosic-oosicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, April 18 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallProgram of vocal music under the direction of Bruce Tammen.Performers include: Ray Cullom, Adam Finkel, Rebecca Koblick, MichaelKotze, and Gabrielle Ford: with Nick Palmer, piano.Admission is free.Thursday, April 18 - Bat String Quartet8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMark Hohnstreiter and Elizabeth Lombardi, violins: David Budil, viola,Johh Edwards, cello; with Joan Meier, piano.Mozart: Quartet in E-flat, K.426: Barber: String Quartet in D; Schumann:Quintet in E-flat for Piano and Strings.Admission is free.Saturday, April 20 - Senior Recital:Wendy Lin, piano8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallA program of short works by Chopin.Admission is free.Sunday, April 21 - Contemporary ChamberPlayers RecitalSalvatore Spina, piano3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMusic by Karlins, Cowles, Sandroff, Schubert, and RavelAdmission is free.* UPCOMING CONCERTSSaturday, April 27 - An Evening ofChamber Music8:00 p m., Goodspeed Recital HallFeaturing the Bon Tempo Singers, the Brass Section of the UniversitySymphony Orchestra, the Collegium Musicum, and the GoodspeedString Quartet.Admission is free.Sunday, April 28, - Music for a Spring AfternoonV)DC♦<0oC055DC 4:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallHollis Harootunion, flute; Rebecca Jemian, bassoon. Mary Walker,piano: Benjamin Lane, harpsichord.Music by Bach. Beethoven, Saint-Saens and others.Admission is free.inusic-nusionosi STUDENT GOVERNMENTSPRING ELECTIONSAPRIL 23-24,1985PresidentVice PresidentTreasurer SecretaryFinance Committee Chair6 SFA Court46 Representative seats in the S.G. Assembly:Graduate Students(by Division orprofessional school)Biological Sciences - 2Humanities - 3Physical Sciences - 2Social Sciences - 5Business School - 6Divinity School - 2Law School - 3Library Science -1Medical School - 2Public Policy -1SSA -1 Undergraduate Students(by location of residence)Blackstone Hall -1Breckinridge Hall -1Broadview Hall -1Burton-Judson Hall -1Commuters -1Fraternities -1Hitchcock-Snell -1Independent Housing - 4Pierce Hall -1Shoreland - 3Woodward Court - 2. 1215 E. Hyde Park Blvd. -1Petitions are available in SAO (Ida Noyes 210) or outsideof the SG office (Ida Noyes 306), and are due by 6 p.m.on Wednesday, April 17. Petitions may be turned in toSAO (Ida Noyes 210) between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. Electionand Rules is not responsible for petitions put under S.G.door. Contact 962-9732 for further information.rSTUDENT OMBUDSMAN 1985-86The University is now seeking applicants for the position of StudentOmbudsman. The Ombudsman's term of office will not begin until Autumn1985. He or she will be expected to work with the current StudentOmbudsman through the remainder of the academic year.Applications from individual students, graduate or undergraduate, arewelcome, as are nominations from individual students or faculty. Amongundergraduates, preference will be given to students entering their senioryear in 1985-86. Applications should be in letter form and must besubmitted to the Office of the Dean of Students in the University byMonday, April 22nd. They should indicate the candidate’s academic areaand level, number of years at the University, relevant experience, and otherspecial qualifications for the position of Ombudsman. At least three letters ofrecommendation from other students or members of the faculty or staffshould also be submitted by the April 22nd deadline.Applicants will be interviewed by a student-faculty committee; theappointment will be made by the President.The Student Ombudsman is a part-time salaried official of the Universitywho is also a registered degree candidate. The Ombudsman is appointed bythe President to serve in addition to the regular organization of theUniversity in cases where there are allegations of specific unfairness orinefficiency. The Ombudsman writes a quarterly report, published by theUniversity, giving a general account of the office’s activities and makingsuch recommendations as may be deemed appropriate.DEADLINE: Monday, April 22 aocr'"HKHyde Park HappeningsApril 20: The Hyde Park UnionChurch Nursery School will hold its an¬nual benefit carnival from 10 a.m. to 2p.m. There will be games and activi¬ties for pre-school children, babysit¬ting, lunch, a bake sale and cartoons.Family admission, $1. Union Church islocated at the corner of 56th and Wood-lawn.April 17: The Social Sciences Dean’sLecture series presents “Accumulat¬ing Evidence: the Synthesis of Empiri¬cal Research in the Social Sciences,”by Larry Hedges and “Patria Potestasand the Stereotype of the Roman Fami¬ly,” by Richard Sailer, in SocialScience 122.April 18: Lecture on “Return to theEast: the Japan Romantic School’sCritique of Modernity,” by KevinDoak, graduate student, FELC, Uni¬versity of Chicago. Lecture will be at 4p.m. in the I-House Homeroom.April 18: Lecture by Beatrice ForgesManx, Harvard University, on “Theapproaches to the study of Turko-Mon-gol History,” at 1 p.m. in Pick 218.CAUSE movie warns ofThose who are ignorant of historyare doomed to repeat it. Like everycliche, this one is at least partly true.The current debates about Americanpolicy towards Central America bearstriking resemblance to those ad¬vanced for and against our involve¬ment in the Vietnam War. And yet, asthe tenth anniversary of the fall of Sai¬gon nears and the War lurches frompainful recollection to history, at leastone thing is clear : that the slogans andthe rhetoric of both Left and Righthave proven false. Vietnam has turnedout to be totalitarian at home and im¬perialist abroad. China, “primemover” of all Asian dominoes, has in¬stead tilted towards capitalism and theWest.Consideration of the Vietnam Warhas, then, a significance that extendsbeyond its intrinsic historical impor¬tance and touches our lives today. Of April 19: Arabic Circle at 3:30 p.m.— topic to be announced. Persian Cir¬cle, “The Possibility of Transforma¬tion in the Persian Language,” by Pro¬fessor Heshmat Moayyad at 4 p.m. inGreen 110. Social Hour at 4:30 in Kelly413.April 17: A program of Readings andMusic for Yom Hashoah at 7:30 p.m. atthe Kam Isaiah Israel Congregation,1100 E. Hyde Park Blvd.April 19: Lisa Derman, a survivor ofthe holocaust, will speak on “A Survi¬vor’s Tale; Life in the Ghetto and withthe Partisans,” at 8:30 p.m. at HillelHouse.April 19: Dr. Lucy Der Manuelian,Tufts University, will speak on “Dia¬monds, Dragons, and Crosses: the De¬signs and Inscriptions of the KnottedArmenian Rugs,” at 7:30 in ConferenceRoom A-ll of the Regenstein Library.April 18: Career and Placement Ser¬vices will sponsor a workshop, “CareerPlanning for Juniors: Preparing forthe Job Search and Graduate SchoolApplication,” from 7-8 p.m. in Reyn¬olds Club 201.past mistakesall the documents written during andsince the War, the Pentagon Papersstand out as the most complete “insideview” of the development of Americanpolicy toward Vietnam. Commissionedin 1967 by Defense Secretary Robert S.McNamera, the Papers were an inter¬nal history of the War compiled bymembers of the Pentagon and StateDepartment. The New York Times ob¬tained and tried to publish extractsfrom these papers but was enjoinedfrom continuing by the Government.After brief but historically importantdebate, the Supreme Court threw outthe Government’s case.The reading group, sponsored byCAUSE, will discuss the PentagonPapers and their relevance to currentpolitical debate. The group meetsevery Tuesday at 8:15 p.m. in IdaNoyes 217. All are welcome.Candidates for 1985-86STUDENT GOVERNMENTOFFICER POSITIONSshould come to the MaroonOffice (Ida Noyes 303)Sunday at 1 p.m.for endorsement interviews. news 3The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985^SG condemns apartheid andfunds U of C DemocratsBy Larry KavanaghThe Student Government Assembly,in its first meeting of Spring Quarter,unanimously endorsed a resolutioncondemning the racial policies of theSouth African government. The Asse¬mbly also voted to overrule its FinanceCommittee and grant money to the U ofC Democrats for a speech by AnneLewis, a past political director of theDemocratic National Committee.The anti-apartheid statement, partof a statewide campaign to reach all Il¬linois Student Governments by the Illi¬nois Anti-apartheid Student Alliance,was brought to the Assembly by Medi¬cal School representative BillMcDade.The resolution proclaims that everyyear, during the second week of April,Student Government will, “...encour¬age students to make a special effort toparticipate in some anti-apartheidevents or educational activities.”Funding for the speech by Lewis,who is now the National Director ofAmericans for Democratic Action, hadoriginally been refused by the StudentGovernment Finance Committee onthe grounds that to fund it could violateStudent Government’s Constitution.(Article V Section 5, Subsection 0) ofthe constitution states that, “The Fi¬nance Committee shall not allocateStudent Funds, directly or indirectly,for activities whose primary effect isHealth Services: to:...promote any organized politicalparty or organization.”Rick Szesny, Chairman of the Fi¬nance Committee, defended the com¬mittee’s decision stating, “Ann Lewishas a stake in the Progressive move¬ment, and anyone with a stake will ad¬vance their own position.”The U of C Democrats counteredSzesny’s argument with assurancesthey had received from Lewis that shewould follow the guidelines presentedin the constitution.Fierce debate on the floor of the As¬sembly centered around whether or notany active political figure could re¬ceive money from Student Govern¬ment. Proponents of funding accusedSzesny of misinterpreting the constitu¬tion. and quoted Article V, Section S,Subsection P, which states. “An activi¬ty that presents a particular political,ideological, philosophical, or intellec¬tual viewpoint is not ineligible for fund¬ing by the Finance Committee fromStudents by reason of failure of the ac¬tivity to present diverse or opposingviewpoints.” They argued that the“primary effect” of the speech was ed¬ucational rather than political, makingit eligible for funding.The issue of politics in presentationsfunded by Student Government hasbeen debated in the Assembly through¬out the year. The speech by Lewis isscheduled for May 7th.Black Tie and Blood TestsBill Kurtis, anchorman of the CBSMorning News, will be the guest speak¬er at the Chicago Lying-In HospitalBoard of Directors’ tenth annual fun¬draising dinner April 27 at the Mid-America Club in the Standard OilBuilding. Chicago.Dr. Daniel R. Mischell, Jr.. Profes¬sor and Chairman of Obstetrics andGynecology at the University of South¬ern California School of Medicine, willbe presented with the 1985 Joseph Boli¬var DeLee Humanitarian Award. Thisprestigious award honors a person whohas made a significant contribution towomen's health care. Dr. Mischell is apioneer in the understanding of femalereproductive physiology and fertilitycontrol.Proceeds from the $130-per-personblack tie event will help to expand andsupport the activities of the Board ofDirectors within the Chicago Lying-InHospital and promote the hospital inthe community. The hospital is part ofthe University of Chicago MedicalCenter.For reservations and further infor¬mation. call Anne Hamada at 962-9642. The University of Chicago MedicalCenter and Chicago Osteopathic Medi¬cal Center each will sponsor a day offree health screenings this month aspart of Target Health, a national healthawareness program.Those aged 18 and over will be of¬fered more than a dozen free tests dur¬ing the screenings, to be held April 17 atChicago Osteopathic, 5200 South EllisAve., and April 18 at the University ofChiago Medical Center. 5841 SouthMaryland Ave.The screenings include a health his¬tory; checks for blood pressure, heightand weight, posture and flexibility; anoral/dental check; blood tests (includ¬ing sickle cell and thyroid disease);Pap smears; breast examinations;hearing, vision and glaucoma tests;testicular cancer and prostate exams;dermatology, tuberculosis and podia¬try screens.The Chicago Osteopathic health fairwill be held from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. in thefamily health outpatient clinic tenterat 53rd St. and Ellis Ave.).The University of Chicago health fairwill be held from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. in theWest Clinic of the old Chicago Lying-InHospial (enter at 5841 South MarylandAve.).4 viewpoints*—_ The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 16, 1985Maroon Express:why not?If students want to see the Maroon Express bus continue, they hadbest speak out now. Just as importantly, more of them should start rid¬ing it.We think that talk of cancelling the Express is premature, to say theleast. Even the supposedly-dismal ridership figures (approximately 154riders per week) show that this service is used well over a thousandtimes each quarter. That “turnout” stacks up favorably with manyother “student life” expenditures — from both the Administation andthe Student Activities Fee. In absolute terms, the Maroon Express is byno means a failure.We do recognize a cost/benefit ratio that could certainly disturb bud¬get-conscious administrators. However, we think there are a number ofsteps that should be taken to try to cut costs before severely reducingservice, and certainly before eliminating it entirely. Moreover, weargue that while cost/benefit is an important factor in assessing the via¬bility of such a program, it is only one of a number of factors which mustbe considered.In absolute terms, the Maroon Express is by no means afailureIf all student life programs stood or fell on their cost-effectivenessalone, few would survive — particularly on this campus. One must alsoexamine programs by the quality of their contribution to campus sociallife, and from this perspective the Maroon Express does much better. Itis a convenient, reliable, and — above all — safe way for students to dowhat many of them feel is very important: to occasionally get the hellout of Hyde Park. This is particularly important for those who are unfa¬miliar with the city or travelling late at night.Finally, we maintain that the Maroon Express is still a relativelyyoung service to a student body that is itself just coming to realize thatthey can indeed have a social life and still get A-’s. We think that thelong-term potential of this service is solid, even if its short-term mainte¬nance may seem an act of faith.In summary, we support continuation of the Maroon Express, albeitwith some-cost cutting measures which could include the following: 1. Rent less-expensive busses. Granted it is somewhat tacky to godowntown a la C-bus, but such a move would cut bus costs in half, andwith the very existence of the service potentially at stake, we’ll take anaustere, continuing ser vice over a luxurious, cancelled one. The mainadvantages of the Express are safety and convenience, and this willcontinue, even if Mr. Robinson does the driving.2. Reduction in Service. Perhaps the early Friday route could be eli¬minated, although we would prefer a change of busses to a completeelimination of Friday service. Both nights are ideal times for travel outof Hyde Park, and again, we opt for service over style.3. Some small increase in fares might be possible without significant¬ly discouraging ridership, especially if they were combined with on-siteticket sales. People might very well be willing to pay more for this con¬venience.We urge students to make their feelings known on this question, bothon the pages of this newspaper and to the Director of Student Activities,Irene Conley.TheNORTH SIDEMAROONEXPRESSThe Bylineby Rick StabileI knew that I shouldn’t have listenedto my friend when he asked if I wantedto go to this important meeting withhim, I just had too much work to do. There were books to be read, classes tocatch up on from first week, and mostimportantly an incomplete from twoyears ago. The tide was just beginningto turn against the meeting, when myfriend mentioned the possibility of get¬ting free food, at which point I decidedthat one more day on a two-year old in¬complete wouldn’t hurt. So. Joghts andme hopped into his Buick Convertibleand reached the office in seconds flat,Smart Gallery ExhibitDraws Crowds - Why?To the editor,.There are two things wrong with therecent exhibition of The David andAlfred Smart Gallery. Most grievous isthe title. The Art of the Insane. Theterm itself is anachronistic. The prod¬uction of art. regardless of its mentalstate of origin is presumably deriva¬tive of heightened states of conscious¬ness in which the artist and subse¬quently the viewer merge in atwo-person communication. In thissense, art is art, and its achievement isbased upon the interpretation of the viewer rather than the designation of aspecific pathologic illness. There is noplace for the use of the term “art of theinsane” in modern parlance, albeitthat art may be produced and com¬municated through altered states ofconsciousness, ranging across a broadspectrum of emotional and cognitivevariations.It is unfortunate that the lighting forthis interesting exhibit is abysmal,leaving many of its spectators in near¬dark. Nevertheless, the title attracteda large number of social scientists,voyeurs, and the curious to see not onlythe exhibit, but also the fine permanentcollection of the gallery. The animationof the curious was both searching andstimulating.Chase Patterson Kimball, MDThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone962-9555.Frank LubyEditor in chiefRosemary BlinnEditor ElectMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews Editor Robert BarlingViewpoints EditorDennis ChanskySports EditorJulie WeissmanFeatures EditorPhil PollardPhotography Editor Craig FarberCopy EditorPaul RohrCopy EditorBruce KingGrey City Journal EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal Editor Lisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerDavid SullivanChicago LiteraryReview EditorStaff: Paul Beattie, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard, Mark Blocker, David Burke, MikeCarroll, Anthony Cashman, Frank Connolly, Tom Cox, Kathy Evans, Ben Forest,John Gasiewski, Jessie Goodwin, Ingrid Gould, Peter Grivas, Gussie, Keith HorvathMike Hagan, Jim Jozefowicz, Larry Kavanagh, A1 Knapp, Stephen “Skip” Lau, AmyLesemann, L.D. Lurvey, Carolyn M. Mancuso, Helen Markey, David McNulty KarinNelson, Ciaran Obroin, James Ralston, Max Rhee, Francis Robicheaux MattSchaefer, Doug Shapiro, Geoff Sherry, Frank Singer, Jeff Smith, Stan Smith, PaulSong, Rick Stabile, Joel Stitzel, Adena Svingos, Bob Travis, Terry Trojanek.Associate Editors: Karen E. Anderson, Alexandra Conroy, Hilary TillContributors: Peter Kutschera. made possible by the fact that Joght’sis neither his real name and the Buickis not his real car.When we got to the office the night¬mare began. First there was no freefood, in fact there was no food at all. Wehad been fasting for the past threedays, since everybody else at the timewas fasting, eating fish, and generallytreating food with religious kid gloves,so we had thought it best to do thesame. But instead of free baked pota¬toes and Wienerschnitzel upon our ar¬rival, we had to vote for a new presi¬dent or something. So there we all werefor about twenty minutes decidingwhether we should elect the one candi¬date that was running. Apparently,someone had brought in an affidavitfrom Rick Szesny demanding that wefollow parliamentary procedure, andthat is what was holding up the pro¬ceedings. After deciding that he, nother real sex, was unqualified enoughfor the job, and after getting past par¬liamentary procedure, we elected ourPresident.We thought that since the meetingwas over, they would be rolling out thepotatoes any minute, but instead we gota half-hour debate on where the bestplace to forage for free food was. So„some of the weird people, WP’s. at thismeeting suggested that we take thetrain and get mugged a couple of timeswhile stopping at Cabrini Green for di¬rections. After much debate, Joght’sand I decided to settle the debate by of¬fering to drag some of the WP’s fromthe convertible. Actually it was quite asight, the blood was awful, but in afunny sort of way it reminded me of tincans being dragged along at a wedding.Joght’s commented that it looked morelike Chevy Chase’s Vacation when heforgot to untie the dog from the back ofthe car.Well the WP’s survived the trip tothis garish place called Die ChermanThorp. They then proceeded to take thelead by running and skipping to theThorp, while commenting in heavySwedish accents how much they lovedNew York. Too bad we were going to aGerman Restaurant in Chicago. Iwould have broke the news to them, butI felt sorry enough for them, especiallyafter crossing those railroad tracks inthe Buick.Wuppies, by nature of their strangename, die weiiu people, i d say they are on another plane of reality. ButJoghts, who has been to other planesbefore, said that they seemed to be on acommunal relationship with Laurie An¬derson and on the same plane with TimLeary.I should have known that going withJoghts and the WP’s would lead toreaching another plane of reality total¬ly disconnected from mine. My suspi¬cions were confirmed when the WP’scame back in a huff refusing to eat out¬side, even though eating in the Biergar-ten is considered to be vogue in Chica¬go. But I suppose that they still thoughtthey were in New York or were about toeat in a Swedish Restaurant. Being thehungry souls that we were, Joghts and Iflipped to see who would go down andstraighten this mess out. Joghts won,and left me to keep track of the severalbloody WP’s.He came back five minutes to tell methat we could eat in an hour in the“bowling alley” room. In the mean¬time, we feasted on one of the WP’swho was hallucinating that he wasfrom Senegal — honest, he kept singing“Bodiyaka, Bodiyaka, Bodi-in-a-Yaka.. .” So, we hunted him down, althoughhitting a skipping target is harder thanyou may think, and ate him. It waseuthanasia, honest.So, there we were killing time down¬stairs at the bar, eating roasted Wup-pie. It bore a remarkable resemblanceto the ratholes in my apartment. Onlydifference was that the rats don’t playbad piano, but rather play bands withthe names “Krokus” and “Dio,” I can’tdecide which I like better. Just when Ithought that the nightmare was over,the WP’s began to sing in Swedish ac¬cents along to the Burt Bacharach.At this point, everything started tospin - the black light picture of Munich,the b^',-relief of a sunken U-505, and itwas an av. '”1 sinking feeling. I felt awave of nausfc_ '•ome over me as Ibegan to hear a quid’v fading chorusof Swedish voices singing “Bodiyaka”to the tune of “Take a Chance on Me.”After what seemed to be an eternity ofSwedish torture, I found myself eatingWienerschnitzel with Joghts and theWuppies. Joghts said to me, “I’m goingto kill you for welcoming me to thisnightmare.”“Aw, don’t get sore — it’s just des¬sert for someone who eats too manySwedes.”1—■ i ■ — - —■ -i. — - i ■ -ii—ii-in The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985.YburaotfaerffljrftdBtgefordeliveiy.Neither willFanny Fanner.Deliver yourself and your student I.D. to any FannyFarmer store. And we’ll deliver your Mother’s Day gift,FREE. Anywhere in the continental U.S.A. Just ordera purchase of $5.95 or more by May 1,1985. And youand your gift will be home free.Remember Mother’s Day May 12.o CANDIESNow it’s even easier to show Mom you love her. Charge your Mother’s Day gift on your American Express.MasterCard or Visa. Just call 876-9870 or come on in. 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Stephen JaegerBryn Mawr CollegeCourtesy and Treachery:Two Faces of Court Lifein the Middle AgesWednesday, April 17th, 1985 Harper 1034:00 p.m. 1116 East 59th StreetAdmission is Without Charge• BASIC PHOTOGRAPHY John ProbesDAYS: Mondays (First class only)DATE: April 15 - June 3TIME: 7:00 -9:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes DarkroomCOST: $50 for 7 sessions• BREAKDANCE “Breakmaster”/“Skywalker”DAYS: SaturdaysDATE: April 20 - May 25TIME: 11 00 a.m. - 12:00 noonLOCATION: Ida Noyes Third Floor TheaterCOST: $20 for 6 sessions• HATHA YOGA WITHINTHE IYENGAR TRADITION Kathleen WrightDAYS: MondaysDATE: April 15 - June 10TIME: 6:00-7:30 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes East LoungeCOST: $40 for 8 sessions• IKEBANA Ikka NakashimaDAYS: ThursdaysDATE: April 18 - June 6TIME: 5:15-6:15 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Room 217COST: $20 for 8 sessions• JAZZ DANCE Barbara DressierDAYS: Mondays & WednesdaysDATE: April 15 - June 10TIME: Jazz I: 5:30 - 7:00 p.m.Jazz II: 7:00 - 8:30p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Dance Room/Cloister ClubCOST: $50 for 16 sessionsSIGN-UP IN SAO210 IDA NOYES Meeting for* ' - .» •>V " i’ '&; L- ■■ ' [■anyone interested injoining the Maroonphotography staffI ’. 1 AU. • • :Wednesday, April 177 p.m.room 303 Ida Noyescomics 7The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985 ■"★★★★★★★★★★★★★Kicking off a week of protest thatwill culminate with a mass rally anda twenty-four hour vigil, nearly thirtydemonstrators from HarvardUniversity's Law School marched onHarvard's Massachusetts Hall, anddemanded that the University divestall of its stock in companies whom dobusiness with South Africa. 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'The Adventures of Regman By Skip and JoelAppearing with Rich Hall isThe Steve and Leo ShowSATURDAY, APRIL 20Mandel Hall • 8:00 p.m,$5 UC Students / $8 Non-StudentsTickets on sale at Reynolds Club Box Office8 Features—1 — The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985It’s springtime and that means frats,Phi Psi reactivates campusfraternityBy Hilary TillA “new” fraternity chapter officiallycame back into existence Saturday.The fraternity Phi Kappa Psi (PhiPsi), which had a chapter at the U of Cfrom 1894 until 1970, was re-establishedduring a ceremony in Bond Chapel Sat¬urday morning.At Saturday morning’s ceremony,the fraternity was granted a charter bvthe national Executive Council of PhiPsi. Also, twenty-one male studentswere initiated as brothers of the newfraternity.The effort to revive Phi Psi beganduring the fall quarter of 1982. At thetime. Richard Hegey and Joseph Pao-iucci, who are both currently fourth-year students in the College, becameinterested in joining a fraternity.Hagey said that he found that each ofthe five already existing fraternitieshad “strong, definite personalities.” Hagey asserted that he and Paolucciwanted a fraternity in which individu¬als shape the character of the chapterrather than the members acquiring thechapter’s character.So they decided to form a new frater¬nity. Because of the obvious benefits ofalumni support, the two students choseto attempt to reactivate one of thethirty-two inactive U of C fraternities.The students corresponded to elevennational fraternities and by January of1983 chose Phi Kappa Psi as the frater¬nity they would establish. Phi Psi “wasthe classiest fraternity we spoke with,”stated Hagey.During April of 1983, Hagey and Pao¬lucci along with other Phi Psi enthusi¬asts set up a fully operating colony,which is a “provisional” chapter. Thecolony had to fulfill ten basic require¬ments to become a chapter. The prere¬quisites included number of members,sound finances, competitive housing,and the support of the University andalumni.” (Maroon. 1-25-83).In the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity, ittakes two to three years for a colony tobecome a chapter. Hagey said “it washell waiting, but in the long run it willbe worth it.” Because of the two yearsof work on organizing the fraternity,the new chapter is very strong, accord¬ing to the fraternity founder.In the fall of 1984, the fraternity co¬lony rented a University-owned houseat 5440 S. Ingleside. It is a two-storyrow house, and a maximum of five peo¬ple can live there. Hagey said thehouse is more “a base of operations”than a place to live.“We will probably keep the house fornext year.” Hagey stated. The frater¬nity’s alumni corporation is starting to search for a permanent house, andHagey hopes that Phi Psi will have apermanent place of residence by the1986-87 school year.The pre-1970 Phi Psi fraternity washoused at 5555 S. Woodlawn, which nowhouses the McCormick TheologicalSeminary. “We don’t think they’llmove for us” though, said Hagey in apast Maroon interview. (Maroon,1-25-83)During much of Phi Psi’s history atthe U of C, it w'as a strong, active fra¬ternity. Before its closing in 1970, thefraternity initiated 932 men into the Uof C chapter.But the decline of interest in fraterni¬ ties during the 1960’s took its toll on Uof C’s Phi Psi chapter. Starting in 1965,the fraternity had to begin acceptingboarders because of the lack of interestin the fraternity. In the last few yearsof its existence, various illegal activi¬ties took place in the fraternity’shouse. In 1970, the national ExecutiveCouncil of the fraternity and thechapter’s alumni decided to close thefraternity.With the proceeds from the sale ofthe house at 56th and Woodlawn, thePhi Psi alumni set up a holding accountin a bank in case the chapter wouldcontinued on page 12The McCormick Seminary is the former home of Phi PsiThe Chicago Maroon THELOGICAL CERTAINTYAdvertising Department of Christian ScienceHEALINGis now accepting applicationsfor the 1985-1986 A LECTURE BYBRUCE FITZWATERAdvertising Manager MEMBER OF THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCEBOARD OF LECTURESHIPPlease go to the officeof Career Counseling and THURSDAY, APRIL 18th4:00 P.M.REYNOLD’S CLUB SSSSLPlacement to fill out an FREEJfapplication SPONSORED BY THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZQATIONAT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.Features 9- — The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985sororities and social life for U of CAlpha Omicron Pi: first U of Csorority pledges 50By Hilary TillLast Wednesday evening at IdaNoyes Hall, forty-three female stu¬dents were pledged into U of C’s firstsorority, Alpha Omicron Pi (A O Pi).“Just about everybody who inter¬viewed was issued a bid” to join A O Pi,reported first-year student Liz Mi¬chaels, a student organizer of the so¬rority effort.The forty-three new pledges of thesorority form an A 0 Pi colony, whichis a “provisional” chapter. The colonymust fulfill certain requirements be¬fore it can be initiated as a full-fledgedchapter, including writing a constitu¬tion, conducting fund raisers, and par¬ticipating in community projects.Michaels said that the groups will at¬tempt to complete these requirementsin six weeks. “We would like to be ini¬tiated as a chapter by eighth or ninthweek...this quarter,” she said. Accord¬ing to Ralph Hamilton, assistant deanof students in the University and ad¬viser to the fraternities < and one soror¬ity). completion of the prerequisites insix weeks “is possible.” But, he added.“I think it is unlikely. It would be morereasonable to expect that the sororitywould be chartered sometine in thefall.”Michaels maintained that the co¬lony’s attempt to become a chapter be¬fore the end of the quarter is a realisticgoal. “We discussed this with the alum¬ni, and they thought this was realis¬tic.” she asserted.“People told us getting a sororityhere was unrealistic. They said gettingover thirty members was unrealis¬ tic...(And now, they say) getting re¬quirements done in six weeks and get¬ting a house by fall is unrealistic.We’ve prove them wrong before, “Mi¬chaels stated, and said she hoped sheand the other founding members of thesorority would prove the pessimistswrong again.The colony and its alumni are cur¬rently looking for a house to rent nextfall. “I heard from a national represen¬tative of A O Pi that the University wasreally being cooperative with them,and there may be some housing avail¬able on a rental basis for next year, as¬serted sorority pledge Lisa Moody, a;third year student in the College. Even¬tually, “a house would be bought by thenational chapter,” stated Moody.Michaels said that all those femalestudents interested in joining A 0 Picould contact her at Woodward Court.The colony will be conducting inter¬views with female students interestedin becoming members through April27th.COLLECTSun, 12 tO 4ALUMNISCULPTUTPlease joireception^onp.msculpturesAugusteJoseph Co,traces thesculpture sinceDAVID AND openingiai exhibitionprU 17 from 5 to 7indofover 30§lf» such asandxhibitionetit of Westernenaissance.RT GALLERYod AvenueThe reception and exhibition are FREE Members of the U of C first sororityWhy are there noBy Hilary TillWhy has there never before been asorority at the U of C? “I don’t reallyknow why,” said Ralph Hamilton, as¬sistant dean of students in the Univer¬sity and adviser to the fraternities.This reporter does not really know-why either, but here are four guesseswhy sororities have never existed be¬fore now.One factor which may have blockedwould-be sorority enthusiasts is arather persistent morbid myth, whichaccording to Hamilton, has no basis infact. There are many variations on thestory, but the gist of it goes like this:A young woman by the name of IdaNoyes tried to join a sorority a longtime ago and was turned down. As a re¬sult, she committed suicide. Herwealthy father later donated money tothe University in Ida’s name on thecondition that a sorority would neverbe allowed to form on campus. sororities here?The truth is Ida Noyes was the wifeof Laverne Noyes, and anyway, theNoyes’ had no children. Mr. Noyesgave money to the University upon hiswife’s death, and a woman’ center wasbuilt named after her. (Originally, theReynolds Club was the men's center).Even though the story apparentlyhas no basis in fact, it still seems some¬what ironic that the new sorority AlphaOmicron Pi (A 0 Pi), held its pledgingceremony at Ida Noyes Hall.Another reason why no sororitieshave ever been formed prior to thismonth may again have to do with IdaNoyes. Hamilton said that Ida NoyesHall was originally a complete facilityfor women’s activities and women'sclubs. He reasoned that during the fra¬ternity system’s heyday on campus,Ida Noyes Hall may have served as asuitable substitute for sororities, socontinued on page 12FRIDAYHILLEL FORUMLISA DERMANA SURVIVOR OF THE HOLOCAUSTWILL SPEAK ON A SURVIVOR’S TALE:LIFE IN THE GHETTOAND WITH THE PARTISANSFRIDAY, APRIL 79, 1985 8:30 P.M.HILLEL HOUSE 5715 S. Woodlawn Ave752-1127out; ccvPOYinin KtONOWirht hoiocAusrTV pttootuwn op acAdmes \rO onustcpott vocn h/vshcxb'Apau. 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This money,which Hagey would only say amountsto “thousands of dollars,’’ will be usedat least for the down payment on ahouse for the new chapter.According to Hagey, the re-establish¬ment of Phi Psi at the U of C “is a verybig deal” for the national fraternity.“They are ecstatic about Phi Psi re¬turning to Chicgo because it was one ofthe most outstanding fraternitychapters” in the nation, maintainedHagey.Among those attending the frater¬nity’s morning ceremony and eveningbanquet on Saturday were all of the of¬ficers of the Phi Psi national organiza¬tion (who flew in from all over thecountry), Phi Psi alumni who live inthe Chicago area, U of C Phi Sci alum¬ni. and undergraduate representativesfrom nearby chapters.The faculty adviser of the chapterwill be William Haden. the Universi¬ty’s vice-president for developmentand a Phi Psi alumnus.As for plans for this quarter. Hageysaid the group has been tremendouslyoccupied with the initiation, so thatthey have not looked much past Satur¬day’s ceremonies. The newly estab¬lished fraternity may hold a charityfund raiser in a few weeks, but plansfor such an event are very tentative.Also, according to Randall Fairman,who is the president of the new chapterArmy controlcontinued from page 1If Massey were confronted with therequest to conduct classified researchat this university, he responds that he“would see no alternative but to say:No we don't do that kind of work. Ifyou (the Department of Defense) wishto have that kind of institute then youshould take it somewhere else.” Ac¬cording to Massey, this is the policy ofevery (prestigious) American univer¬sity. He supports this argument by cit- and a third-year student in the College,the fraternity is planning on havingboth small campus parties for studentsand social affairs strictly for alumni.Sororitycontinued from page ninethat there was no need for female stu¬dents to set up women’s fraternities.Fraternities were at their peak popu¬larity during the late ’20’s and early’30’s. At tht time, thirty-two fraterni¬ties existed, according to third-yearstudent Chris Ruggerio. president ofPhi Delta Theta.So. the existence of Ida Noyes Hall asa women’s center in the past may ex¬plain why sororities were not formedeven when the Greek system was bigon campus. Another factor in sororitiesnot forming is that until very recently,interest and participation in fraterni¬ties has continually declined at thisUniversity since the ’30’s. Where thereonce was thirty-two fraternities, thereare now only six. (The sixth fraternityis a Phi Kappa Psi chapter, which wasjust initiated Saturday.)The decline in interest is turningaround now. For whatever reasons,this campus is witnessing a Greek sys¬tem revival, of which the new sororityis a part. A new fraterity was initiatedthree days ago. Also, it is rumored thattwo fraternities, Delta Tau Delta andBeta Theta Pi. may try to re-establishtheir chaptes here. In addition, a Zetaing an example of this policy at Stan¬ford University last week. Stanforddeclined funding by the Defense De¬partment on some photo-optical re¬search after it was told that no foreign¬ers would be allowed in the program.Commenting on the ideals of the Uni¬versity of Chicago within the scientificworld" Massey asserts that “the facul¬ty here has made it plain, and the trust¬ees also, for a number of years as tohow the research should be done here,and I see no reason why we would sud¬denly change our mind.” Beta Tau colony started last year, butit recently disbanded.A final reason why sororities mayhave never formed here until recentlyis because of the “unique character ofthe University of Chicago,” as one so¬rority enthusiast put it. “Most sorori¬ties on large public campuses like U ofI won’t work here,” stated second-yearstudent Kris McQuilliam.McQuilliam said she and perhapsmany other female students would beinterested in joining a sorority as longas it would be a “fraternity for fe¬males.” In other words, she would notwant to be a part of a sorority whichrestricted behavior as many sororitiesdo. “A (male) fraternity that restrict¬ed behavior would never go overhere,” she said.According to second-year studentMargie Thomas, one of the organizersof an effort to bring a second sorority tocampus, i n quite a few sororities,males are allowed on a common floor(usually the first floor) of the sororityhouse, and nowhere else. Some sorori¬ties have curfews. And, “all nationalsororities have policies forbidding al¬cohol in the (sorority) house,” statedfirst-year student Liz Michaels, a U ofC Alpha Omicron Pi pledge.The restrictions on behavior and theperception that “some sororities arethis generation's replacement of finish¬ing schools,” as McQuilliam put it,may be the most important of the fourcited reasons why a sorority has notbeen established here until now.Phi Gamma Deltapole sit setPhi Gamma Delta will hold it’sfourth annual pole sit to raise moneyfor La Rabida Children’s Hospital May11-18.The pole sit, which consists of abrother from the house sitting on aplatform on a 30 foot tall pole, will run24 hours a day for a total of 168 hours.Carl Oros. a brother at Phi GammaDelta, said the pole sit will take placein “rain, sleet or even snow.” Phi Gamma Delta works closely withLa Rabida which is affiliated with theU of C Pritzker School of Medicine andthe School of Social Service Adminis¬tration. Last year close to $700 wasraised from pledges and the brothershope to raise more this year. Topledge, call the fraternity, located at5615 South University, at 753-4070.CalendarApril 16: The Adult/Continuing EducationDepartment at Kennedy-King College willhold a seminar on “Techniques of Inter¬viewing,” from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. in room2189-West at the College, 6800 S. WentworthAve. The seminar is free and open to thepublic.* * *April 16: Riveredge Hospital will sponsora free program “The Chemical Kids” con¬cerning Child and Adolescent substanceabuse. Program will begin at 7 p.m. Formore information, call 771-1100, ex. 545.• * * *April 17: James Merrill, a critically ac¬claimed poet, will give a benefit reading forthe Poetry Center at 8 p.m. at the School ofthe Art ‘institute of Chicago. ColumbusDrive and Jackson Blvd. Tickets will be soldat the door for $6.* * ❖FILMThe Gospel According to St. Matthew(Pier Paolo Pasolini 1941)This version of the life of Christ fromthe Annuciation to the Resurrectionsticks strictly to the spirit of the Gospeland avoids the usual Hollywood senti¬mentalities. “Its forceful perfor¬mances create a dramatic account of aman spiritually determined to fulfillhis destiny and a persuasive revelationof why that man dominated the historyof the world for two thousand years.”— Georges Sadoul, Dictionary ofFilms.. Thursday, April 18 at 8:00 p.m.International House. $2 — BTOpus DeGrogJust last weekend, in a quiet littleceremony without Maroon coverage(what else is new) a momentous eventin obscure University of Chicago histo¬ry occurred. The Illinois Beta Colony ofPhi Kappa Psi Fraternity returned tocampus after a 15 year absence. Aftera quaint get-together Saturday in BondChapel, a chapter older than the quad¬rangles was rechartered. Founded in1865, Phi Psi moved with the Universi¬ty in 1892 to its present location. 932members were initiated between thenand January 1, 1970 when the charterwas revoked.At that time, some very interestingthings were going on over at the old PhiPsi house (currently the McCormickSeminary) on 57th and Woodlawn. Itseems a prominent Chicago politicianlived across the street. Tired of beingkept awake until all hours of the morn¬ing by the racous parties, he may havealerted authorities to “suspicious,” ac¬tivities in the house. Remember this is1970, and rock-throwing at nationalguardsmen in wild demonstration stillconstituted a pleasant way to spend aweekend. With Nixon in office, suspi¬cion was rampant and everyone wasout trying to collect the Reader’s Di¬gest prize for finding Abby Hoffman.It was under this environment thatthe FBI was called in to take a look in¬side the Phi Psi House. Just becausethe G-men found few dollar bills hang¬ing on a line drying, one little printingmachine, a few chemicals and someother stuff that mighl be used to makeLSD — just because of that, the FBIwent jumping completely to conclu¬sions, and that was the end of IllinoisBeta.Fifteen years later, after two yearsas a colony, Phi Kappa Psi has re¬turned with a new bunch of clean-cut-all-American. registered voters by L.D. LurveyBut who noticed?“Well, we called Channel five butthey said all their cameramen were outcovering some milk contaminationstory. I don’t see how much footage youneed of bad milk”, said Joe Paolucci,one of the colony’s founders.“People are so goddam’ concernedabout their studies, they think theydon’t have time to do anything sociallike a fraternity”, said Rick Hagey, theother colony founder. Rick has takenup smoking and throwing dairy prod¬ucts to release his frustrations.At many campuses across thecountry, fraternities are the center ofthe social life and an integral part ofcampus life as a whole. The situation atthe U of C warrants discussion. Thereare two movies that are howling to bemade: “Beaver Cleaver goes to Plato’sRepublic “and” The Revenge of the UCNerds.” The first movie is self explan¬atory and has nothing to do with thetopic of this column. “The Revenge ofthe U C Nerds” would be much like the20th Century Fox version except thatwhen the nerds were taking their re¬venge on the evil fraternity boys, theywouldn’t need to resort to mischevious,albeit ingenious, pranks. The UC Nerdswould, perspicaciously enough, gettheir MBA’s, earn sixty grand, andthen purchase those nasty waspy-look-ing boys forcing these fraternity jocksto live out the rest of their miserabledays preparing quiche on teflon cook¬ware for MIT-alumni tupperware par¬ties.Scripture tells us that the meek shallinherit the earth. Scripture also saysthat a great apocalypse will come be¬fore the judgement day. So what themeek are getting basically is a deep-fried charbroiled ball floating aimless¬ly in space. They also probably wouldinhprit Ronald Reagan floating aim lessly in Air Force One. I bring RonaldReagan into this on the assumptionthat apocalypse is coming soon, whichis the assumption I am working withright now as an excuse not to study.The point of all this meaningless dis¬cussion is that meek doesn’t really pay.And the alternative to that meek imageis to join a fraternity, although some ofyou shouldn’t rule out that new sorori¬ty-The U of C meek may have some oftheir innate fear of fraternities (it isnot uncommon to hear U of C laborato¬ry school children cry, “No fratsmommy, no frats”) alleviated if a fewof their more nagging questions arecleared up.Does joining a fraternity insure youbecome a stud and pick up companionslike a wolf in heat? No, but in a bulkyfraternity sweatshirt you at least won’tlook like an unadulterated, incontest¬able mass of spineless clear jelly.Does joining a fraternity guarantee agreat social life? Here at the U of C,students are taught to examine the rel¬ative meaning of such words as guar¬antee, great, and social in abstractterms that render the words meanin¬gless. Basically, joining a fraternity in¬sures that if you had a life before, itmay...or may not, continue.Do fraternities affect grades? Wide¬spread misconception is that all frater¬nities keep files of all the current tests(obtained through sleuth of course) sothat the brothers can cheat. Anotherwidespread misconception is thatevery fraternity member enjoys agrade point no higher than .10. Nowdoes this make sense to you? If the fra¬ternities have all the tests how do theykeep failing? Think about that and thenwrite a five-page paper on “The Mean¬ing of Misconception” (This paper isavailable from your local fraternity for9.95 plus handling).Aren’t fraternity houses disgusting?Your mouth contains several thousandgerms and probably bits of the pizzayou had for lunch — talk about disgust¬ing will you?What is the best fraternity to join? Each fraternity at each school has itsown reputation: the jocks, the nice-guys, the stuck-up-rich-boys, the placeyou go to have someone vomit on you.You really have to look around andpick a reputation you can live with. Forthe record, for those of you with chemi¬cal interests and hobbies, Phi KappaPsi is no longer interested in producingLSD but believes some of the originalequipment may remain in the oldhouse (For more details contact thehouse directly that’s: The McCormickSeminary, Woodlawn Ave., Chicago,IL. Ask for Guido).Don’t Fraternities have awful andpotentially dangerous hazing rituals?A fraternity’s rituals generally arekept secret but in general the U of C isnot they type of place where people arelocked in the trunk of a car with a kegand told to finish it. More generally,being locked out of the Regenstein istraumatic enough of U of C studentsand several fraternities have adoptedthis as their hazing ritual. There havebeen two reported deaths.So now you’re anxious to join, butyou’re not sure if you are so meek thatyou won’t be accepted. Take this simp¬le three-part meek test. 1) Do you sayexcuse me when you bump into a pood¬le?, a tree? 2) Do you find Jell-0 to be athreatening food eaten only, you as¬sume, by truck drivers with gun-racks? 3) When a girl in a red tube-topsays to you, “Hey baby, you’re hot!”,do you immediately run out and takeyour temperature? If you answeredyes to any of these questions, you’reprobably right at home here in the Uni¬versity and would find “Going Greek”an invaluable experience. Look intosome of the chapters on campus for theimportant things: friendliness, compa-tability, and an adequate supply ofquiche. If you have any further qued-tions, most chapters have someonenamed Bruno available to answerthem. He’ll be 6’3”, a lovable 280pounds and be wearing a black “Anti-Christ, Devil’s Children” t-shirt. Askhim out for quiche and vou are as goodas in.Off the IM WireIt was perhaps a foreshadowing ofthe NCAA tournament, as 7 Catholics &a Jew upset the heavily favored gradu¬ate league champs Crimes vs. Nature,and became the first undergraduateteam in recent memory to win the All-University championship.Behind the sizzling shooting of guardTony Crubaugh, 7C&J blew past Com¬muters in the independent leaguechampionship game. Crubaughpumped in 13 first-half points whileleading his team to 33-17 half-timelead. Crubaugh’s shooting along withnumerous fast-break baskets by BruceMontella put the game out of reachearly in the third quarter as 7C&J builtup an insurmountable 48-24 lead.In the graduate championship, 7C&Jfound a formidable opponent in UpperRickert. Using a patient, deliberate of¬fense, UR staged the scene for a mildupset in taking a 24-19 half-time lead.UR used its height advantage as EricSmith had numerous tap-in baskets.However, 7C&J came alive in the thirdquarter as their defense solidified andRick “Range” Leese carried his cold¬shooting team by hitting five perimetershots. With two minutes to go, 7C&Jhad built a six point lead, but Rickertrefused to die, and in a valiant effortcame up just short, 39-37.In the All-University final, 7C&Jwithout its fine-shooting forward StuWagner was a little worried. Despitebeing heavily outweighed, 7C&J led formost of the game due to the perimetershooting of Crabaugh and Leese, andthe clutch driving of Montella andSandy Darnstetter. Another major fac¬tor in their success was the fact thatJoe Mario was not allowed to touch theball on offense. Using a tough packed-in zone defense, 7C&J was able to keepCrimes’ 6-7 and 6-8 forwards off theboards and slowed down their inside at¬tack. Seven Catholics & a Jew nearlyblew a six point lead in the final twominutes, and with under 30 seconds leftit looked like the game might be head¬ ed for overtime. However, destiny wason the side of 7C&J, and with two sec¬onds remaining team-captain Leeseburied a 25-footer, sending the crowdinto a virtual frenzy, and ending thegraduate dominance of IM basketball.Here’s to 7C&J, Rick Leese, TonyCrubaugh, Bruce Montella, AndyDarnstetter, Joe Mario, Stu Wagner,Corsan Maley, and Scott Hoffman.* # *In women’s action, Out of Seasonshowed they were not out of shape indefeating Tufts House by double digits.Out of Season was composed of manyvolleyball and softball players stayingbusy in between their respective sea¬sons.* * ❖In softball, look out for the Weasals.With the amount of talent on this team,opponents only recourse might be tohave Bill Murray with his flashlightand gun give up gopher hunting andturn his attention to Weasals. To put anend to several rumors, player-coach-GM-owner Greg Shinall claims histeam has never thrown and never willthrow spitters. Furthermore, Shinallhas never met with notorious spitballtutor Billy Conners or George “I’venever seen a ball that didn’t look betterwith a lungy or a hunker on it” Frazierof the Cubs.Upper Rickert hopes to extend itsresidence league basketball successover the softball field. Sluggers DaveWitt and Paul Song provide the powerto go with UR’s traditionally strong de¬fense. But experts see UR outdoing itsgreat softball choke of last year. Un¬derdogs you’ve got it made. — MattSchaeffer| Leshflan and Gay A\A|w a r ejn"\s s F f> qt n i gMonday, April 15Noon Table at Reynolds ClubTuesday, April 16Noon Table at Reynolds Club9:00 p.m. GALA Panel Discussion: “Gays and theMilitary.” Joseph Schuman, co-author of FightingBack: Lesbian and Gay Draft, Military, andVeterans Issues, and George Buse, Navy andMarine Corps Veteran. 5615 S. Woodiawn.Wednesday, April 17Noon Table at Reynolds Club8:00 p.m. Doc Film: ‘ The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant”,directed by Rainer Werner Fassbinder. Cobb Hall.$2.00 Admission.Thursday, April 18Noon Table at Reynolds Club8:00 p.m. Coffee House co-sponsored by Women's Unionfeaturing Musicians/Comediennes. TriciaAlexander and Lori Noelle. Ida Noyes Hall.East Lounge. Free Admission.Friday, April 19Noon Table at Reynolds Club6:00 p.m. GALA Tea to welcome prospective students.Ida Noyes Hall, East Lounge.Saturday , April 206:30 p.m. Vegetarian Potluck Dinner. Illinois Lesbian andGay Student Caucus. Call 493-9264 for location.7, 9,11 p.m. Doc Film: “Querelle,” directed by Rainer WernerFassbinder. Cobb Hail. $2.50 Admission. sports 13The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 16, 1985 - • " ■SchedulesBaseballApril 16 Tues.—George WilliamsCollege (DH) 1:30 p.m. AwayApril 17 Wed.—Malcolm X College(DH) 1:30 p.m. HomeApril 20 Sat.—Ripon College (DH) 1 p.m. AwaySoftballApril 18 Thurs.—Ripon College(DH) 2 p.m. HomeApril 20 Sat.—Lawrence University(DH) 3 p.m. AwayApril 21 Sun.—St. Norbert College(DH) 12 p.m. AwayTennisApril 17 Wed.—Wheaton College 3:30 p.m. AwayApril 19 Fri.—Northeastern Ill. 3 p.m. AwayMen’s TrackApril 16 Tues.—Frosh-Soph andJr. College Relays 4 p.m. HomeApril 20 Sat.—Ill. WeslyanEcumenical Meet AwayWomen’s TrackApril 20 Sat.—Millikin UniversityInvit. 11 a.m. AwayIf You HearNEWSCall The Maroon962-9555Just bring in any size Kodacolor film for quality developingand printing by Kodak Order one set of prints at the regularprice, and you'll get a second set free tcshare with friendsBut Hurry! 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Information $3.LMC, POB 33514, WDC, 20033.The Maroon seeks students interested in doinglayout/paste up Monday or Thursday nights.Hourly wage. Experience not necessary. Stopby Ida Noyes 303 for more information.FOTA plans to sponsor a set of installations inCobb Hall. We seek artists who work in multi-media. Contact Stephanie, through the FOTAmailbox in Ida Noyes, as soon as possible.COMMODORE 64 PROGRAMMER. I'm seek¬ing part-time help in developing graphics-oriented educational software for the Com¬modore 64. Interested individuals should own aCommodore 64 and have extensive experienceusing graphics capabilities. Call Curtis at 895-1079.Faculty couple looking for babysitters forevenings and weekends for fun, joyful 5 yearold boy. Experience and references requiredCall Michele at 363 8578.Permanent part time rental agent for luxuryhigh rise in Hyde Park. Call Mon. 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Workshops:April 15, 16, 18; 4:30-5:30. Tryouts. 4/20; 1:30.meetings in multipurpose room. Call 947-0036.NEEDMONEY?People needed to participate in a study of drugeffects on mood. Only commonly prescribeddrugs used. Pays $50. Call 962-7591.CHICKEN SOUPWITH RICEAdat Shalom, TRADITIONAL FRIDAY NITEDINNER at Hillel 5715 S. Woodlawn, every Fri.6:30pm Good Food, Good Company, Singing, S4paid at Hillel by Thurs. noon, $5.50 thereafter.KIDS EARN MONEY!2nd thru 6th graders—Earn money the easyway. Be in a fun study especially for kids. CallMs. Heller 9-5 962-1548.COMING OUT GROUPTo discuss the problems (and possibilities) ofbeing gay and coming out. 8pm Tuesdays at5615 South Woodlawn.TENSE, ANXIOUS?SEEKINGTREATMENT?If so, you may qualify to receive treatment foryour anxiety at the University of ChicagoMedical Center. Treatment will be free ofcharge in return for participation in a 3 wk.evaluation of medication preference. Involvesonly commonly prescribed drugs attherapeutic doses. Participants must be between 21 and 55 yrs. old. Call 962 3560 for moreinformation Mon.-Fri. 9a m. to noon.YOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTOHEADQUARTERSSa/es-Repair-Supp/ies• Rentals by day - week - month:Cameras, projectors, screens, recorders(w/valid U. of C. I.D. only)• Prompt quality photo processing byKodak and other discount processorsAuttionzed dealer tales tor: Canon • Kodak • Nikon • Olympus• Pentax • Polaroid • Panasonic • Sony • Vivitar and others- Battartaa - FMm- Darkroom aecaaaortaa - Vtdao tapaa- Caaaatta tapoa - Chamleala- RadloaThe University of Chicago BookstorePhotographic & Office Machine Department_ 970 E. 58th St. 2nd FloorMS** 962-7558I.B.X. 5-4364 » ProfessionallyTypeset as specifiedby the University ofChicago BusinessSchool7 50 pef$27^9SFlR7tW O AT? RATTY? u^pcRj- 4(JopyworfoTee Cop. Center ,n Harper Courto nARPEF 4vTN-Jt • 488 2. iZNw FAi H.3«; AV t °M IQ AM S PMfor you to gain POWER and GLORY in nextyear's STUDENT GOVERNMENT. All peti¬tions due TOMORROW, April 17 no later than6:00 PM. Petitions still available in Ida Noyes210. Questions? Problems? Call Rick Szesny at241-6527. History will be your judge if youforego this incredible opportunity.ASHUM LECTURE TONITE"THE BIOPSYCHOSOCIAL APPROACH TOTHE PATIENT: The Interaction of Mind.Brain, and Body" by CHASE P. KIMBALL,M.D., 7:30 P.M., HARPER 130. All interestedpersons are invited to attend. There will be areception with the speaker in Harper 284following the lecture.10SPEED BICYCLEWANTEDMen's or women's 26" or 27". If you have abike to sell pis call 732-3726 (day) U. SongGAYS AND THE MILITARYGALA panel discussion! Joseph Schuman, coauthor of Fighting Back. Lesbian and GayDraft Military and Veterans Issues, andGeorge Buse Navy and Marine Corps Veteranguest speakers. Tuesday, April 16 9pm 5615 S.Woodlawn. 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