The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 41 The University of Chicago Tuesday, April 9, 1985CAUSE plans spring activitiesincluding march in DC /— AThis is spring?It may look like winter with the snow failing, but todayis the first day of the baseball season in Chicago. Seethe special baseball preview inside.V -JMcKeon dead at age 84By Karen E. AndersonCounteracting the image ofan uninvolved “me” genera¬tion, 20 U of C students plan toattend the “4 Days in April”march on Washington. D.C.According to Tara Good¬win, a first year student in theCollege , the 20 students willparticipate in a march whichencompasses “the liberalagenda: the nuclear freeze,no US intervention in CentralAmerica, ending apartheid inSouth Africa, and humanrights in general.” Goodwinsaid that 200.000 to Vfe millionpeople from around thecountry are expected to at¬tend the April 19-22 activitiesat the nation's capitol.Goodwin explained that thecampus organization CAUSE(Committee Assembled inUnity and Solidarity with thepeople of El Salvador) is or¬ganizing participation at theU of C in cooperation withChicago activist groups.Buses have been chartered bythe Chicago activist groups totake demonstrators from Chi¬cago to D.C. “Everyone hasto pay the $65 for his or herown round trip ticket. CAUSEdoesn’t have much money,”Goodwin added.■ “4 Days in April” will in¬clude educational sessions onthe various issues, a march,and a rally. Goodwin said thatmost of the activity will takeplace on the Mall in Washing¬ton. Congresspersons willalso be lobbying in the Houseand Senate. “I’m glad they’reIn the University’s almostcentury-old history, there hasnever been an official sorori¬ty on campus. This traditionmay be broken very soon withthe possible establishment oftwo sororities here.Last night an organization¬al meeting was held in IdaNoyes Hall to launch anAlpha Omicron Pi (A O Pi)chapter at the University ofChicago. Also, another groupof students is correspondingwith various sororities in aneffort to find one which theythink will be appropriate forthe U of C.Julie Pekarek, one of thestudent organizers behind theA O Pi effort, said Sundaythat all female students whocome to Monday’s meetingand are interested in joiningA O Pi will sign up for an in¬terview.The interviews will be con¬ducted today at Ida NoyesHall with national represen¬tatives of the sorority.By Wednesday, the sororityrepresentatives will decidewhich of the female studentsinterviewed will be invited tojoin A O Pi. Tomorrow night,the group of women who arcinvited and want to join A OPi will be pledged by the so¬rority.Pekarek said “there is a lotof interest around here”among women in the estab-ll.MIHIHli Ul cl .MUWl It.) Slit going to train us for non-vio¬lent resistance,” Goodwin re¬marked. “We should all beprepared in case somethinghappens. I’m not afraid any¬thing will happen to me,though. The Washington po¬lice sound pretty decent, andthey’re used to this kind ofthing.” Goodwin said thatanyone interested in partici¬pating in the march should at¬tend the weekly CAUSEmeeting at 7:30 p.m. Thurs¬day on the second floor of IdaNoyes.“CAUSE tries to increaseactivity in the U of C commu¬nity,” summarized JennieTraschen, wrho is doing herpost-doctoral work in astro¬physics at the University.CAUSE is mainly involved inthe situation in CentralAmerica, because “we thinkthe whole thing is ready toblow up.” Treschen sais shefeels the problems CAUSEdeals with have to be lookedat with a global perspective,as the march at the capitolwill attempt to do.CAUSE will also be in¬volved in a vigil currentlybeing held in downtown Chi¬cago at the Federal Plaza.Traschen explained, “Thevigil is trying to call attentionto the not so covert waragainst Nicaragua. We wantto avoid another U.S. invasionlike the one in Grenada. Thevigil is going on 24 hours aday for this entire month ofApril. CAUSE will try to pro¬vide enough people to sit inshifts for an entire day. Ofsaid that even some male stu¬dents are enthusiastic about asorority and said to her, “canwe be little brothers?”Initially, the new pledges ofA O Pi will be members of acolony, which is an uninitiat¬ed sorority. With the help of achapter adviser, themembers of the colony haveto fulfill certain requirementsof the national A O Pi organi¬zation before the colony canbecome a full-fledgedchapter.The requirements for a co¬lony to become a chapter in¬clude doing activities such aswriting a constitution, con¬ducting fund raisers, and par¬ticipating in community proj¬ects.According to Pekarek, ittakes a minimum period ofsix weeks for a colony to be¬come a chapter. She said thatshe and other organizers arehoping to see the colony be¬come a chapter by the end ofMay. The chapter would thenbe able to move into a houseduring fall quarter at the ear¬liest. she said.Another movemment isafoot to start up a second so¬rority. Margie Thomas, oneof the student coordinators ofthe other sorority effort, as¬serted, “I think there isenough interest for more thanone sorority here.”Thomas pointed to thegrowth in the sisters programin the fraternities during thepast year as evidence for the and filmscourse, anyone can partici¬pate.”Traschen said that CAUSEis sponsoring some upcomingevents on campus. They willdiscuss The PentagonPapers, a book about hiddenevents of the Viet Nam War,at 8:15 p.m. on Tuesdays onthe second floor of Ida Noyesduring their reading groupsessions. CAUSE is alsoshowing “In the Name of De¬mocracy,” a documentaryabout the 1982 Salvadoranelections. It will be shownfree of charge on Wednesday,April 10, at 8:00 p.m. in theIda Noyes East Lounge. “See¬ing the film is a very impor¬tant way to bring the meaningof the current war in El Sal¬vador home to people.” com¬mented Traschen.Traschen said she feels“there is a larger degree ofUniversity student and facul¬ty interest in the CentralAmerican situation than mostpeople realize.” People areoften glad to have a chance tomake some little cry againstwhat they think is wrong. Wehave to make sure they knowabout things and get in¬volved.”By Jane BurkeTheda R. Skocpol, asso¬ciate professor in the depart¬ment of sociology, says thatshe has not yet decided if shecampussubstantial amount of inter¬est in the Greek systemamong college women here.So far Thomas and DianeChung, second-year studentsin the College, have contactedtwo sororities and will con¬tact several others. “We arelooking around so that we canfind a sorority which would fitin with the unique characterof the University of Chicago,”Thomas said.Thomas also stated that an¬other reason her group iscarefully examining variouspossible sororities is because“you are going to be associat¬ed with this group for yourwhole life, and not only theone at this campus, but alsowith the sisters of the sororitynationwide.”Thomas asserted that therewould be a lot of advantagesof having two sororities es¬tablished here at the sametime rather than just one. “Italked to Marcia Ginzler, thePan-Hellenic representativefrom the University of Mary¬land.” and she mentionedthree benefits of this happen¬ing. said Thomas.One benefit would be thatthe two sororities would prob¬ably have distinct identities.Women interested in sorori¬ties would then have some di¬versity of choice.Another advantage is thatwhen the two sororities startup. each group would proba¬bly run into some difficulties, Richard McKeon, a well-know philosopher and U of Cprofessor, is dead at age 84.McKeon received a PhD inphilosophy from ColumbiaUniversity where he taughtbefore coming to the U of C in1935. While here, he taughtGreek and philosophy andserved as Dean of the divisionof Humanities from 1935 to1947. He taught until 1974.will accept Harvard Universi¬ty’s offer of tenure. The offercame in January, marking afour year delay since Skocpolwon a gender discriminationgrievance against Harvard in1980, when she was originallyrefused tenure.Skocpol stated, regardingthe offer. “I think it meant Iwon a victory of endurance. Itwas important that they(Harvard) finally had to givea clear yes or no answer.”The cause of the delay, ac¬cording to Skocpol was thatHarvard's President DerekC. Bok “didn't have a clearenough picture of the situa¬tion.” Bok personally over¬saw the tenure review lastsummer which resulted inJanuary's offer.Skocpol said that the implications of her victory were He was honored by theAmerican Philosophical As¬sociation in 1963 and was alsonamed its president. He was amember of several other phi¬losophical and academic so¬cieties including the Ameri¬can Association of Arts andSciences.McKeon leaves his wife, ason, a daughter, and his sis¬ter.mainly for Harvard, that they(Harvard) should “do theright thing” regarding tenureappointments; she added thatother universities are “most¬ly better.”Should she decide to go,Skocpol could not leave hereuntil the year after next, andher decision is not likely tocome until the fall. Skocpolsaid that she is happy at theUniversity of Chicago andthat her decision will dependon personal and professionalfactors. She is currently onsabbatical.In addition to her tenuredposition in the sociology de¬partment. Skocpol is also anassociate professor in the po¬litical science departmentand the Director of the Centerfor the Study of Industrial So¬cieties.INSIDEDyson calls for rational defense* * « * * ,*•;•.*******.v/*vTwo sororities may come toBy Hilary Till Skocpol undecided on Harvard tenureHarvard’s offered, but she may not accept2The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985THE PLIGHT OF THE ETHIOPIAN JEWS:OPERATION MOSESMR. ROBERTSCHRAYERWEDNESDAY, APRIL 10, 7:30HILLEL HOUSE5715 S. WOODLAWN AVE. • 752-1127SPONSORED BY THE U. of C. UJA CAMPAIGN THE FORUM FOR FEMINIST SCHOLARSHIP PRESENTS OS SPRING QUARTER LECTURE SERIES““IMMUiRODUCTIONTHE LIFE CYCLE8Qi§ BREASTFEEDING INFLUENCEMATERNAL BEHAVIOR?NILES NEWTONPROFESSOR, dept OF PSYCHOLOGY AND BEHAVIORAL SCIENCES,northwestern medical schoolTHURSDAY APRIL 11TNI INTERWEAVE OF CAREER AND MOTHERHOODllllilll? HELENE Z. LOPATEPROFESSOR DEPT OF SOCIOLOGY AND ANTHROPOLOGY,LOYOLA UNIVERSITYTHURSDAY APRIL 25The Second Annual Organization of Black Students Forum on Southern Africa:APARTHEID Turns To War1. 1985 - The Final Turning Point in the Struggle AgainstAPARTHEID?Speaker: Dr. Fred Dube, United Nations Representative of the ANC (AfricanNational Congress) of South Africa2. The Illegal South African Military Occupation of Namibia: Progressin the Decolonization Struggle Against APARTHEIDSpeaker: Mr. Asheeke, United Nations Representative of SWAPO (The South-West Afncan People’s Organization)Friday APRIL 123:00 PM, KENT LECTURE HALL Kent Chemical Laboratory. 1020-24 E 58th St.(Newly renovated KENT LECTURE HALL is northeast of the AdministrationBuilding on the Quads)Refreshments wUl be served,'There will be a question and answer period.'The Organization of Black Students appreciates tbe fact that the Student Government Finance Co remittee has funded a lec¬ture program addressing the Issues surrounding APARTURTD for two consecutive years. RiHiliE BIOLOGY AND BEHAVIOR IN NON-HUMANPRIMATES: A MODEL FOR HUMANS?JEANNfc ALTMANassistant professor, oept of biology,university of ChicagoTHURSDAY MAY 9OUR BODIES. OUR BRAINS: AN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE111111111; BONNIE BLUSTEINADJUNCT PROFESSOR. OEPT OF SCIENCE. COLUMBIA COUEGE.AND OEPT OF SOCIAL SCIENCE. NATIONAL COUEGE Of EDUCATIONTHURSDAY MAY 23ALL LECTURES WILL BE IN HARPER 130 AT 7:30 PMTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO 1116 E 59 STFUNDED BY THE WOMEN'S BOARD OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO.THE ILLINOIS HUMANITIES COUNCIL. AND THE NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR THE HUMANITIESHfSlm iff4y,;J5,- }mMm FACULTY STUDENT ADVISORY COMMITTEEONCAMPUS STUDENT LIFE(FSACCSL, pmmmxsd "facsul")ELECTIONS 1985-86In May, students throughout the University will have an opportunity to elect eight oftheir fellows to the Faculty Student Advisory Committee on Campus Student Life(FSACCSL). These eight will meet with faculty members of the committee and the Dean ofStudents in the University to advise the latter on the range of non-academic functions thatare performed by his office. All students in the College, Divisions and Schools interestedin serving on FSACCSL are urged to consult the Dean of Students office (Administration219) for nominating petitions and further instructions.Over the past few years, FSACCSL has discussed and made recommendationsconcerning such topics as the structure of student fees at the University, the governanceof MAE} and the renovation of Ida Noyes; other significant discussions have revolvedaround University policy on the use of alcohol and the University's response to the newregulations relating to draft registration and financial aid. Currently FSACCSL is reviewingthe role of athletics and recreational sports at the University. In addition to its substantivediscussions, FSACCSL serves also as a "committee on committee's" recommendingstudent members for various other faculty student committees.To qualify for candidacy, a student must be a registered degree candidate in goodstanding who will also be registered in the University during the 1985-86 academic year. Astudent must file for candidacy from the academic constituency in which he or she will bea student in 1985-86.Nominating petitions are available now in Administration 219. In accordance withrevised procedures recommended by the student members of the 1984-85 FSACCSL,graduate candidates should have their nominating petitions endorsed by the signaturesof at least 30 students in the electoral constituency in which they will be registered in1985-86; undergraduates who will be serving from the College in 1985-86 should have theirnominating petitions endorsed by the signature of at least 50 students in the College.Nominating petitions must be returned to the Office of the Dean of Students no laterthan 4:00 p.m. on Friday, April 26th. *ill!-"■' '' ' 'f'; ,% ' i $:% ""gv mSmSmmm-»p^icnews 3*" "* * 1 — 1 ' ■ i hi i -■ ■■ -I. i ... — i I. -ii H ■■ The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985 ———————Dyson urges material be declassified for scientistsBy Peter KutscheraForty years ago, scientists suddenlybecame politically influential becausethey were the only ones who knew howto make bombs. Their knowledge of ad¬vanced technology has been an essen¬tial part of national security sinceWorld War II. But Freeman Dyson, aprofessor of Physics at the Institute forAdvanced Study of Princeton Universi¬ty and author of Weapons and Hope,believes that scientists today can servean even more important role in inter¬national politics. “Today we (the scien¬tists) can claim political influence for abetter reason. We claim influence be¬cause we have practical experience inSororitiescontinued from page oneand then both groups could comparenotes on problems.And lastly, both groups could hold so¬cial functions together. At an inter-fra¬ternity social function, for example,there would not be five fraternities andjust one sorority.Thomas said that she hopes hergroup will be initiated by an as yet un¬determined sorority by sometime nextyear.Could the establishment of one ormore sororities hurt membership inthe sisters program in the fraternities?“No, I think they would complementeach other,’’ asserted Elizabeth deGrazia, president of the Phi DeltaTheta sister organization.deGrazia said a female student couldbe a member of both a sorority and asister group, and is encouraged to do soin the Greek system. She also said thatwith all the publicity generated by thefounding of the sororities, women heremight become more interested in theGreek system, and those not wanting tomake the commitment to a sororitymay want to join a sister organiza¬tion. operating a genuinely international en¬terprise.” Dyson lectured April 4 inMandell Hall.In response to President Reagan’sStrategic Defense Initiative (SDI orStar Wars), Dyson considers its tech¬nological aspects as less significantthan its political and ethical conse¬quences: “If we are to form a rationaljudgement, we should be debating its(SID’s) ethical and political goals andnot its teaching details. Ends are moreimportant than means. I hope that pub¬lic discussion in this country mightsomeday escape from our obsessionwith technical means and come back tothe human ends which technology wassupposed to serve.” Dyson believesthat strategic defense could obtain thisaim if the SDI program were ap¬proached in an entirely different man¬ner. He suggests to immediately de¬classify all technological know-howconcerning Star Wars. The “technical-'and military nonsense” of SDI wouldthus “be exposed and the Soviet fearwould be alleviated.”Dyson believes that SDI may only besuccessful if it is declassified and if thescientific advances of its technologyare shared on an international level.Only then does strategic defense be¬come a workable function of arms con¬trol. “The aim of the (SDI) programshould not be to outrun the SovietUnion, but to chart a path which the So¬viet Union can prudently follow. Dysonproclaims that “only with these essen¬tial prerequisites, the Strategic De¬fense Initiative might fulfill the pur¬pose which President Reaganexpressed in his televised speech onMarch 23, 1983, when he first intro¬duced the notion of Star Wars.However, Dyson considers the de¬bate on Star Wars less important thanthe issues that “concern people on theground rather than weapons in thesky.” The balance of power betweenEast and West must be maintained by Freeman Dysonmore immediate political measures.One possible measure, which Dysonconsiders lo be more significant than afunctional Star Wars system, wouldcreate a militarily neutral north-southzone through the “Austrianization” ofGermany. “Austrianization” describesthe diplomatic process of a successfulstate’s treaty that provided Austriawith political and economic indepen¬dence in May 1955, which Dyson char¬acterizes as “the greatest achievementof international arms control in theyears since World War II.” After nego¬tiating for ten years, the post WorldWar II occupation powers, the UnitedStates, Great Britain, France, and theSoviet Union, agreed to remove theirmilitary forces under the conditionthat Austria would remain militarilyne „ral. The treaty prohibits Austria toform an alliance with any Western orEastern power. It also requires thesmall Alpine country to defend itselfagainst any military force that at¬tempts to violate its neutrality. Forthirty years, no foreign military powerhas crossed Austria’s borders, and Austria today is an “astonishinglyprosperous, politically stable, andwestern oriented country.”Dyson supports the idea that bothEast and West Germany could be “aus-trianized” in a similar way. He con¬siders the advantages of a rather wideneutral zone between NATO and War¬saw Pact forces mutually desirableenough to enable the central Europeancountries, the U.S., and Russia to nego¬tiate a successful treaty on two inde¬pendent German nations. Both theFederal Republic of Germany and theGerman Democratic Republic wouldhave to pledge military neutrality, andits political stability would be closelysupervised.Dyson further considers the vision ofNuclear Winter as a very importantissue because it points out the devas¬tating consequences of nuclear war onan international level. The prospect ofNuclear Winter reminds all concernedcitizens of every nation of the “horrorsof nuclear war.” Nuclear Winter is anethical, “global issue” that has agreater impact on preventing war thanthe “debating of technical details andpolitical strongholds” has to offer.Dyson challenges everyone that wemust start now to concern ourselves.Nuclear Winter is only a symbol for allethical issues that are entailed in thethreat of nuclear war.Dyson argues that the public involve¬ment must focus on the debate of thehuman aspects of nuclear war ratherthan trying to understand the technicalcircumstances of particular issues.“The case against nuclear war is sure¬ly strong enough, the effects of nuclearwar are catastrophic enough, the mas¬sacre of innocent people abhorrentenough, so that the political movementagainst nuclear weapons need not de¬pend on the technical details of Nu¬clear Winter for its justification.”■ 1 H~ XT" it H ——-^-*=THECHICAGO LA WFOUNDATIONPRESENTSRALPH NADERon'The Future of PublicInterest Law"Monday, April 158:00 p.m.Classroom IIIThe Law School1111E. 60th Street*— —■ ■"■ ■■■— **—i Hi =H= music-music* musicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, April 11 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallJeremy Warburg, voice: Gail Gillispie, lute: Ann Faulkner, portativeorgan."The Story of the Flood and Other Medieval Songs of Devotion"Admission is freeFriday, April 12 - Contemporary ChamberPlayers of the University of Chicago8.00 p.m., Mandel HallRalph Shapey, music directorCosponsor: The Fromm Music FoundationMilton Babbitt: Four Play (1983); Shulamit Ran: Trio (1981); Faye-Ellen Silverman: No Strings (1982); Peter Lieberson: Concerto forfour groups of instruments (1972)-commissioned by the FrommMusic Foundation at Harvard. Olivier Messiaen: Oiseauxexotiques (1956) - (Andrea Swan, piano).Admission free WITH TICKET. Tickets available at the Departmentof Music Concert Office, Goodspeed Hall Room 310.Sunday, April 14 - Van Bistrow, cello andMarjorie Benson, piano.3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMusic of Schumann, Bach, Martinu and B'ahms.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday Apr!> 18 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallProgram of Vocal Music under the direction of Bruce Tammen.Performing: Ray Cullom, Adam Finkel, Rebecca Koblick andGabrielle Ford; Nick Palmer, pianoAdmission is free.Thursday, April 18 - The Bat String Quartet8:00 p.m , Goodspeed Recital HallMark Hohnstreiter and Elizabeth Lombardi, violins; David Budil,viola, John Edwards, cello; with Joan Meier, piano.Mozart: Quartet in E-flat, K 426; Barber: String Quartet in D;Schumann: Quintet in E-flat for Piano and StringsAdmission is free.i.. imosic-musicmusicj JJ4 letters- The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985Letter fromthe editorSaving the Ida Noyes Gym?Maybe the following plea comes too late in thebureaucratic game over at 5801 South Ellis to makeany difference, but the closer the University of Chi¬cago comes to building its theatre in Ida Noyes Hall,the more absurd the idea seems, considering theUniversity isn’t exactly littered with quality athleticfacilities and certainly, with prevailing attitudes,never will be.Erasing the University’s indifference towardsports, of course, seems impossible. Rooted in itsHutchins past, the University decides to eliminateone of its two hardwood playing courts, which willobviously result in severe overcrowding at BartlettWhether the context is intense varsity com¬petition or a casual game of pick-up basket¬ball Chicago’s athletic facilities encourage ahigh level of performance and participation— current recruitment pamphlet on sportsand Henry Crown. I realize Dean of Students CharlesO’Connell has buckets and buckets of “evidence” toindicate that nobody uses Ida Noyes’ Gym anyway,and the loss will not damage athletics as severely assome think.This evidence does not explain why 20 people werein Ida Noyes Gym on the first night of springquarter, haggling over court space. Nor does it ex¬plain why one can rarely shoot hoops in Ida in theafternoon because of some organized activity. HasCharles O'Connell tried to reserve court time in IdaNoyes lately? Good luck, Chuck.When construction begins on the theatre. BartlettGym (built around 1900) will now bear the weight ofthe badminton club, the medical school IM teams,the law school IM teams, the Bovver Boys, the Uni¬versity Hospitals, the lab school teams’ practices. MAB concerts, various dormitory reservations, off¬season varsity practices for soccer, a complete IMbasketball schedule, the volleyball club, just to nameactivities involving a few hundred people.The possibility of a pick-up game or casual shoot¬ing would be nil, unless, of course, the IM depart¬ment decides to reduce its “season” to three or fourgames. As a former resident of a house which takesits intramurals rather seriously, I can see that sucha decision would please few people.Anyone can therefore see that a crowding problemexists already. The Ida Noyes gym, currently usedfor a variety of sports and for student activities nightas well, has only three nets. Bartlett, of course, hassix, but unless your basketball team averages 6-7 inheight and 300 pounds you’ll be hard-pressed to con¬vince B?rflett’s afternoon crowd to shift their full-court game into two cross-court games. Instead ofremedying or even recognizing this problem, theUniversity decides to build a theatre, thereby elimin¬ating the Ida Noyes Gym. A room with no practicaluse for l6-to-20 hours a day will soon stand in the lo¬cation of a multi-purpose gymnasium. You say thatthe theatre may be used for lectures? Oh, I forgot,another lecture hall of medium size is exactly whatthis campus needs. Life of the mind. Silly me.Two facts make the construction of an Ida NoyesTheatre a poor idea. First, tearing out the gym floorsubstantially reduces the indoor court space oncampus. It leaves four non-reservable courts inHenry Crown Field House, and the court in Bart¬lett.Second, the old Hyde Park Theatre will soon reo¬pen, with three first-run theatres capable of seatingat least 300 people apiece. As if DOC, Law School,and I-House weren’t enough, we’ll now have first-runmovies nearby without the hassle and expense of theIC or the CTA. Whoever financed the Hyde ParkTheatre renovation project obviously believes there is a viable market here, and the theatres will drawsome money away from the campus film groups.Building a fancy-schmancy theatre won’t change thefact, and DOC will probably not alter its programm¬ing style and offer any different product. Exceptmaybe popcorn.Someone once said that one justification for thetheatre is that University students will no longerhave to walk into the cold, night air after seeing aDOC presentation. They may stay in Ida Noyes,maybe go to the Pub. Most likely, though, they’ll bewarm for those ten seconds it takes to find the exitdoor across the lobby, and then enter that cold, nightair anyway.Another justification no one will admit is that abrand-new theatre looks beautiful on the front coverof the alumni magazine, and on all of the recruit¬ment literature for high school seniors. Can’t you seethe glossy photo now? Four-hundred smiling faces inIda Noyes Theatre — the caption reads somthing like“Capacity crowds pack the University’s million dol¬lar movie theatre night after night, enjoying the fruitof the University’s new commitment to the social lifeof students.” Or maybe there’ll be an anonymousquote of the infamous “third-year student” who sayssomething like “The theatre is so swell, and the luxu¬ry makes me feel so comfortable.” Makes you wantto enroll here, right? Yep.I have nothing against DOC or against movies ingeneral. But the cost of the theatre in terms of otherfacilities, namely the gym, is too great. It saddensme that a University claiming such a commitment tointramural sports will do such severe damage to theaverage student, faculty member, or staff member’schances to enjoy some exercise indoors. I admire themove to make Ida Noyes more of a social center, andit appears that the presence of the theatre is crucialto such plans. The plan seems nice on paper, but inpractice the resultant overcrowding problems willmean that the opportunity for casual physical recre¬ation - shooting some baskets, paying some clubsport — is either reduced or eliminated altogether. Isit worth it?A friend of mine once asked me why I’m so con¬cerned about this subject. The same friend, whocared little about Project 1984 and plus-minus grad¬ing because “he’s out of here soon”, cared even lessabout the gym-to-theatre move. Well, I got my fairshare of mileage out of Ida Noyes gym in my fouryears here, as have hundreds of other people, and ittakes little imagination to figure out the problem thisconversion will cause.Citibank selectioncommittee unfairTo the editor.During Spring Break, a letter fromDean Sinaiko was placed in themailroom to all seniors describing amanagement training program atCitibank for which the College hadbeen asked to nominate qualified can¬didates, a select number then to be in¬terviewed by Citibank. Yes, DeanSinaiko, the week given to complete ap¬plications is short and probably hasdiscouraged many qualified ap¬plicants. Worse, however, is yourdescribing the program as “as excitingand imaginative as any I have heardabout.” Dean Sinaiko, with all respect,this program is exactly like any otherof the many banking managementtraining programs of which I haveheard: there’s nothing special about it,most of them are like that. What is uni¬que here, however, is that a U of Ccommittee of professors and ad¬ministrators is presuming to deter¬mine who is qualified for such a “realworld” position. At CAPS interviews,the first cut is made by the employersthemselves; here it is being made by a committee that, I would presume,knows little about banking and yet isnot asking applicants even to enclose aresume. As for professors’ recommen¬dations, were I, for example, a classicsprofessor, I would feel very uncomfor¬table if asked in a week’s time torecommend a candidate for a career infinance. I understand that this require¬ment that the College make the initialselection may be Citibank’s and not theU of C’s, but I feel that, in the case ofour alma mater, many qualified can¬didates will be disadvantaged. I ap¬plaud the College’s steps, with the jobmarket as it is for liberal artsgraduates, to open up all possible op¬tions to its graduating seniors, but thisis not the way to proceed. No, DeanSinaiko, I urge that the College and itsselection committees stick tonominating candidates for academicareas, as proven by their fine trackrecord in choosing Truman, Rhodes,and other scholarship candidates, andrefrain from seeking to determinequalifications of students for theirchosen careers.Kaarel T. Laev4th year student inthe CollegeThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone962-9555.Frank LubyEditor-in-chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorFrank ConnollyAssociate News EditorRobert BarlingViewpoints Editor Dennis ChanskySports EditorJulie WeissmanFeatures EditorAlexandra ConroyAssociate EditorPhil PollardPhotography EditorCraig FarberCopy EditorWally DabrowskiProduction Manager Bruce KingGrey City Journal EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorLisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness ManagerJaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Karen E. Anderson, Paul Beattie, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard, RosemaryBlinn, Mark Blocker, David Burke, Mike Carroll, Anthony Cashman, Tom Cox,Kathy Evans, Paul Flood, Ben Forest, John Gasiewski, Jessie Goodwin, Ingrid Gould,Peter Grivas, Gussie, Keith Horvath, Mike Ilagan, Jim Jozefowicz, Larry Kavanagh,A1 Knapp, Stephen “Skip” Lau, Amy Lesemann, L.D. Lurvey, Carolyn M. Mancuso,Helen Markey, David McNulty, Karin Nelson, Ciaran Obroin, James Ralston, MaxRhee, Francis Robicheaux, Paul Rohr, Matt Schaefer, Doug Shapiro, Geoff Sherry,Frank Singer, Brad Smith, Jeff Smith, Stan Smith, Paul Song, Rick Stabile. Joel Stit-zei, Adena Svingos, Hilary Till, Bob Travis, Terry Trojanek. IM sports a messTo the editor, *This is a letter to the director of In¬tramural and Recreational Sports:For a department designed to pro¬vide a recreational outlet for the stu¬dent body, you are doing the opposite.By creating numerous deadlines andregulations, you have prevented anddeterred countless people from par¬ticipating in IM sports. Deadlines andregulations are inconspicuously postedand inconveniently announced. Whyare they not posted in the mailroom?The department has been reluctantto register several legitimate soccerteams, and there are other areas inwhich the recreation department hashindered fair and active competition.Since the soccer season is during thespring, many games are played in therain. Subsequently, the field turns tomud and ceases to be a soccer field.Following such “mud bowl” games noattempt is made to reseed or even levelthe field. Following games are playedon hard dirt with deep ruts, and boun¬dary markings (if they were there inthe first place) are washed away.Another complaint is the goal posts:due to lack of nets, many close callsare missed. Due to the poor construc¬ tion of these posts they fell down duringseveral games last year, not onlydisrupting potential scoring opportuni¬ties, but actually striking severalplayers on the head. It seems the uni¬versity could at least provide safe play¬ing conditions.Now, on to the serious complaints:Why does the department insist onscheduling games when none of theplayers from either team can makethem? And why does the departmentnot allow the teams to reschedule thegame, when both teams agree uponanother time and can provide amutually agreeable referee? W’hy doe ;the women’s independent league onlyplay four games before the playoffs':Why does the men’s independentleague play so few games before theplayoffs? Why have IM sports if we arenot able to play?And finally the playoffs: Why are theplayoff rules and scheduling so in¬consistent from year to year? Whydoes the number of teams which go tothe playoffs vary from year to year?All and all, when will the rules andregulations start working for thestudents and not against them?Angrily,Jeorg HouckMark ScolforoThe Chicago Maroonreminds staff membersthat tonight is theelection for 19I5-S6Editor.Be at the Marooh Officeat 5:45 p.m.(Our photo for yearbook will be taken too)The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985The University of Chicago Law SchoolannouncesThe 1985 Ulysses S. and Marguerite S. SchwartzVisiting FellowThe Honorable Herbert J. Stern J.D. ’61United States District JudgeforThe District of New JerseyTuesday, April 9“TRYING CASES TO WIN”4:00 p.m. Sherry ReceptionCourtroom FollowingWednesday, April 10“A PEEK THROUGH THE BLINDFOLD”4:00 p.m. Reception FollowingCourtroom Lower Burton LoungeTHE PUBLIC IS INVITED THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsBernard LewisProfessor of Near Eastern Studies,Princeton University and Institute forAdvanced Study; John M. Olin VisitingProfessor, University of ChicagoonRELIGION AND POLITICSWednesday, April 10,19854:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122,1126 E. 59th StreetMILTON BABBITTSHULAMITRANFAYE-ELLEN SILVERMANPETER LIEBERSONOLIVIER MESSIAEN The University of ChicagoDepartment of Musicand theFromm Music Foundationat Harvardpresent theCONTEMPORARYCHAMBER PLAYERSof The University of ChicagoRALPH SHAPEY, Music DirectorFour Play (1983)Trio (1981)No Strings (1982)Concerto for Four Groups of Instruments (1972) *Oiseaux exotiques (1956) - Andrea Swan, pianoFRIDAY, APRIL 12,1985 • 8:00 P.M.MANDEL HALL, 57th and University AvenueAdmission is free with ticketSend ticket request and a self-addressed stampedenvelope to Department of Music Concert Office,5845 S. Ellis, Chicago 60637.'Commissioned by tho Fromm Music Foundation at Harvard Pierce TowerBiomedicalLuncheon TableInformal discussionover lunch of researchethics, careers withmembers of thebiomedical community.Every Thursday at noon(starts April 11th)in Pierce Towerprivate dining room.ECLECTICED•ECLECTICED•ECLECTICED•ECLECTICED•ECLECTICED6The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985SAO’S ECLECTIC ED• AFRO-CAR1BBEAN DANCE Harrv DetrvDAYS: Tuesdays & ThursdaysDATE: April lb- May 23TIME: 6:30 -8:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Cloister ClubCOST: $30 for 12 sessions• AEROBIC EXERCISE Hilary BarnesDAYS: Tuesdays & ThursdaysDATE: April 16 - June 6TIME: 5:30-6:30 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Cloister ClubCOST: $30 for 16 sessions• EARLY MORNING AEROBIC EXERCISE Lisa DouglasDAYS: Mondays, Wednesdays & FridaysDATE: April 8 - June 10TIME: 7:30-8:30 a.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes GymCOST: $45 for 27 sessions• BALLROOM DANCE -FRED & GINGER 101 & 102 Arturo Perez-ReyesDAYS: MondaysDATE: April 15 - May 13TIME: Fred & Ginger 101: 6:00 - 7:30 p.m.9:00- 10:30 p.m.Fred & Ginger 102: 7:30 - 9:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes 3rd Floor Theater.COST: $25/person for 5 sessions• BELLY DANCING Rosalinde VorneDAYS: TuesdaysDATE: April 16 - June 4TIME: Beginners: 5:30 - 6:45 p.m.Intermediates: 6:45 - 8:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Dance RoomCOST: $25 for 8 sessions• BASIC PHOTOGRAPHY John ProbesDAYS: Mondays (first class only)DATE: April 15 - June 3TIME: 7:00-9:00 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes DarkroomCOST: $50 for 7 sessions• BREAKDANCE “ Breakmaster ”/“Sky walker”DAYS: SaturdaysDATE: April 20 - May 25TIME: 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 noonLOCATION: Ida Noyes Third Floor TheaterCOST: $20 for 6 sessions• HATHA YOGA WITHINTHE IYENGAR TRADITION Kathleen W rightDAYS: MondaysDATE: April 15 - June 10TIME: 6:00-7:30 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes East LoungeCOST: $40 for 8 sessions• IKEBANA Ikka NakashimaDAYS: ThursdaysDATE: April 18 - June 6TIME: 5:15 -6:15p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Room 217COST: $20 for 8 sessions• JAZZ DANCE Barbara DressierDAYS: Mondays & WednesdaysDATE: April 15 - June 10TIME: Jazz I: 5:30 - 7:00 p.m.Jazz II: 7:00 - 8:30 p.m.LOCATION: Ida Noyes Dance Room/Cloister ClubCOST: $50 for 16 sessionsSIGN-UP IN SAO210 IDA NOYES * RGZOLNDINSTANTCASSETTECOPYING.. ^ SYSTEM* < fi-FAST COPYING A 1 HOURCASSETTE IN LESS THAN4 MINUTES/NEXPENSUTf 30, eo. 90,120MINUTE HIGH QUALITY CASSETTESAVAILABLEMIRROR PERFECTMONAURAL REPROQUCTIQW A ^ ,» • ~ - ...QoVyworksTtfE COPY CENTER IN HARPER COURT5210 S, HARPER AVE.. 288-COPY EARN $300-5400 per week!!!loin America s largest cruise line operating on the MississippRiver and East Coast: Need hard working, reliable individualsPositions available for stewardesses, deckhands, and galley helpGreat opportunities to earn money anytime during the year— IMMEDIATE OPENINGS —Enjoy travel' .g and seeing the country while living on board ship— SHORT TERM EMPLOYMENT AVAILABLE —Call Now" 203-345-4507AMERICANfcRUISE LINES INC.hADDAM, CONNECTICUT 06438CURRENT STRATEGICRELATIONS BETWEENISRAEL AND AMERICA:ARMS, MILITARY COOPERATION, INTELLIGENCE.MAJOR GENERAL WILLIAM LEVINE(Retired, U.S. Army)TUESDAY, TONIGHT APRIL 9, 7:00 p.m.Hillel House5715 S. Woodlawn 752-1127-/y+KW*jcmtnarjeries*The Program in the Liberal Arts and Sciences *Bflstc to Human Bioloay and Medicinepresents a lecture onThe Biopsychoscdal Approachto the Patmt:The Interaction of Mi'nd, Brain, and Body [. fyCClwse P Kimball, M.D.Professor, Departments of Psychiatryand Medicine and the CollegeTuesday April U\ 7:30Harper 130interested persons are invited to attend.There Wifhhea reception with the spakerin Harper ZM fclfowuuj the lecture. IBaseball, just baseballApril 19 will see the White Sox and theRed Sox inaugurate Comiskey Park’s 75thseason as the “baseball palace of theworld.” Comiskey Park is the oldest surviv¬ing ballpark in America, but today it looksmuch different than it did when it was thesite of the first All-Star game in 1933 (seepicture above). The outside of the ballparkhas been whitewashed and the field dimen¬ sions have undergone several shifts. Center-field was once a mamouth 440 feet awayfrom home plate, but r w is under 400 feetaway (modern dimensions can be seen in pic¬ture at left — centerfield once extended tothe bleacher wall).Despite the number of years of its service,Comiskey Park has been the home of fewsuccessful teams. In the early days, the ‘OldRoman” Charles Comiskey himself wouldbe able to cherry-pick someone like EddieCollins or Joe Jackson from another teamthat could not afford to pay its bills. Buteventually the Yankees overtook the Sox asthe franchise with the most money and clout,and so the Sox began to flounder.Bill Veeck was able to patch together apennant winner in 1959, but the “Go-GoSox” remain the last Chicago contingent toplay in a world series. Then, in 1983, the Soxwere reborn, and mirroring the self-image oftheir devoted Bridgeport family, they wonugly and often. But the precinct captainsnever got out the vote in 1984, and the Soxfinished out of the money.But it becomes best two-out-of-three forthe Sox, as they try, with a revamped cast, torecapture not only the primary victory, butthe general election as well. Craig Farberlooks at the Sox starting in the Third Stringat the bottom of this page.This special four-page section is a previewof the upcoming major league baseball sea¬son as seen by your two favorite Third Stringwriters Craig “Only for Myself” Farber andDennis “It’s Over YOUR Head” Chansky.The coverage begins with a rundown on theCubs and Sox, and continues inside with pre¬ views of the action expected in both leagues.In addition, there is a feature on all the pro¬posals being considered for future sites ofbaseball teams. So if there’s no big leagueteam in your area, quick, turn to the centerspread to see if your hometown is being con¬sidered, and whether it has a chance. CubsToday, April 9, is the day that baseball re¬turns to beautiful Wrigley Field for the 1985season, the first season since 1969 to see theCubs open up as the favorites to win theEastern Division. Everyone knows thatWrigley Field is still the only ballpark in themajors without lights because everytime thediscussion over night baseball comes up inChicago, people threaten lawsuits and de¬monstrations. But not everyone realizes that1954 OFFICIAL PROGRAM 10 just a few seasons ago an equally sacred tra¬dition at Wrigley Field went by the boards.Without even a whimper being raised in op¬position the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Com¬pany gave the Cubs enough money to loosenthem up enough so the world’s largest brew¬ery could hang two of its signs underneaththe centerfield scoreboard, ending a fifty-year ban on advertising within the friendlyconfines of Wrigley Field. I suspect that aslong as the Cubs keep winning, though, theequally ancient tradition of flying a “W” oran “L” atop the scoreboard so that low-fly¬ing aircraft can know how the Cubs did thatafternoon will continue.The 1954 program shown at the left is asouvenir of the rookie season of “Mr. Cub”Ernie Banks. This season the Cubs unveil anew slick-fielding shortstop who can hit aswell, whom they hope will be a worthy,though long-awaited successor to the onlyCub ever to have his number retried.But Shawon Dunston, the Cub’s newstarting shortstop, will not have to carry theballclub the way Banks did. Dunston is ex¬pected to round out an already proven team.W’ith Dunston’s added range and offense,the Cubs hope to lengthen their season by afew weeks this year. Dennis Chansky pre¬views the Cub’s chances to repeat theirachievement of 1984, winning the divisionaltitle. If the Cubs can make it that far, in theface of the fate of recent division winners,bringing the World Series back to Chicagoshould be cake in comparison. See the ThirdString below.The Third StringDennis A. ChanskyOnly repeater’s jinxcan stop the CubsThe Cubs are quite a good team. They really havenot left themselves exposed in any important area.The only question to be asked about the Cubs iswhether everyone can put together his second con¬secutive best-year-ever. No one expects a .900 win¬ning percentage again from R. Sutcliffe. But he hasto wind up in the high 600’s. S. Trout and D. Ruthvenwill have to have better seasons to pick up the“slack” left by Sutcliffe, because S. Sanderson andD. Eckersley wrn’t be able to. And L. Smith shouldhave a really big year out of the bullpen, so the Cub¬bies can be fairly confident that their pitching,overall, will hold.Unless he is the next J. Morgan, and I doubt therewill be another one like Little Joe for a while, R.Sandberg could be susceptible to the middle infielderjinx. It seems that every year a middle infielder sur¬ prises all of baseball w ith his exceptional power, andthe following year either gets hurt or gets pitchedaround, and falls to a more reasonable level of prod¬uction. Sandberg was that middle infielder last year,having a dream season. The Cubs are hopeful thatSandberg won’t be that middle infielder this year.Sandberg really can play, so I’m sure the Cubsaren’t that worried. But even if Sandberg, for anyreason, falls behind last season’s production, theCubs have brought Shawon Dunston along, and heshould outdistance the shortstop’s production fromlast season.Both R. Cey and G. Matthews have reached theage where last season’s great effort could be theirlast great effort. But again the Cubs can be justifiedin expecting J. Davis and L. Durham to get better, asinsurance in case Cey and Matthews regress.The only real problem the Cubs last season was thedefensive left side of their infield. Quite a few rallieswere started by ground balls finding the consider¬able space between Bowa and Cey. In the long run, itdidn’t matter. So now the Cubs have inserted the con¬siderable range of Dunston in the shortstop hole. Theonly problem is that Dunston in the past has madequite a few errors at short. They were the type oferrors that go away with experience, but Dunston has played only 61 games at the triple A level. So ifthe race tightens up this year, as it is expected to. thespotlight will be an Dunston’s defense. Jim Freyseems comfortable that Dunston will help the club.To this point, if this review seems tentative or evenpessimistic, it is only because I’m trying hard tocover myself. The Cubs are the same team that wonthe division last year, only this season, slightly im¬proved. But one could have said that about the '84Sox, and indeed, about quite a few recent divisionalwinners. The weight of recent history seems to begoing against the Cubs. Jim Frey himself is a re¬minder of that. One year his team was playing theWorld Series, and the next season he w as looking tocatch on as a coach somewhere. But I have a feelingthat recent history doesn't matter to D. Green andthe Cubs too much. It w asn’t recent history which theCubs beat out in ’84 for the division title, but 40 years'worth of history, which suggested that the Cubs werenot going to win. The Cubs very well could be theteam which shows that the recent historical phenom¬enon of non-repeating divisional champions is mere¬ly an aberration.continued to centerThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. April 9, 1985-I-AL: Improvement means tight racesWhew! it’s finally spring. I can hard¬ly believe it after such a long and bor¬ing winter hot-stove league. This guyUeberroth has got to go. Because ofUbie I hardly realized baseball existed,especially with all the USFL hoopla.The heck with Rose and Jackson, I wasreally interested in the Trump-Flutiesaga.First of all, the Yankees trade SteveKemp to the Pirates along with 800 g’swhich was 400 g’s above the cash trans¬action limit set by Ubie’s predecessorBowie Kuhn. Ubie was given a greatopportunity to squash baseball’snumber one bad guy George Steinbren-ner. Cancel the trade and fine George400 g’s for making the Commissioner’soffice look foolish by so blatentlybreaking the rules. That would havemade headlines. Instead Ubie justraises the cash limit to accommodateGeorge. Next thing you know he’ll beshowing the Russians how to corkbats.Ubie then lets those two no goodgambling stooges Willie and Mickeyback into baseball. Wouldn’t it havebeen more appropriate for him to keepWillie and Mickey out and to toss outReds owner Marge Shott as well. Afterall. she is a used car dealer and allthose stories about them can’t bewrong.The players threaten to strike andguess what Ubie does. He steps in andpromises he will use his power to pre¬vent a strike. You can’t imagine all thefun I’ll be missing out on because I’llhave to watch baseball all summer.Where is Bowie “the Commissioner’soffice is not involved in this conflict”Kuhn when you need him.All these 'things don't get big head¬lines. so why not say baseball is mov¬ing to a winter schedule in 1986 andthen get George to sign Patrick Ewingas his new star center fielder.Well, enough already. I’ll get my ton¬gue out of my cheek and talk a little bitabout what should be two tight pennant races in the American League. Allseven teams in the East have improvedthemselves arid there are enoughteams afloat in the West to providesome September thrills.The Yankees picked up speedsterRickey Henderson, Baltimore signedfree agent Fred Lynn and the BlueJays acquired relievers Bill Caudilland Gary Lavelle. All three teamsfilled big gaps.In the West the young players at KCand Minnesota have another year ofexperience. Texas has been heavily in¬volved in the trade market acquiringsome key players. The Sox made a bigdeal with the Padres over the winterbut the effects remain uncertain.Now you might be saying to yourself“this guy doesn’t know anything aboutbaseball, last year he predicted a tightrace in the East and a Sox runaway inthe West” (don’t worry, I won’t tellanyone you talk to yourself). Well whatdo you want, I’m not a witch.This year I’ll avoid any controversyand give you a rundown on who I thinkare this year’s pennant contenders. Re¬member, this is in no particularorder.Detroit Tigers — Boy. is Mrs. Sujimotoproud of those guys from Motown.After a blistering 35-5 start the Tigersnever looked back and cruised to aworld championship. This year theTigers bring back essentially the samecast. Their only key loss seems to beHoward Johnson who would have pro¬vided some experience at third. In ex¬change for Johnson they got a muchunneeded fifth starter. Walt Terrellfrom the Mets.The Tiger offense remains intact andshould be able to put up the same bignumbers as last year. Kirk Gibson fi¬nally showed the little Mickey Mantlethat he is in slugging 27 homers anddriving in 91. However, these numbersare no w'here near what the Tigersshould expect of him. Gibson is a left-handed hitter and in Tiger Stadium 27 home runs is too few. Look for a drop¬off from Chet Lemon’s 76 rbi’s. Short¬stop Alan Trammel and catcher LanceParrish should more than make up forit though.Defensively the Tigers still remainthe strongest team up the middle in themajors. This season Sparky tried tofiddle with perfection by moving LouWhitaker to third and putting rookieChris Pittaro at second. After a whileWhitaker nixed the idea and now theTigers have Pittaro playing third, a po¬sition he has not played previously.The starting pitching is solid but therelief may not live up to the high expec¬tations that they garnered based onlast year’s performance. Don’t expectWillie Hernandez to have a near-per¬fect relief record, and Senor SmokeAurelio Lopez may not have muchsmoke left after throwing 137 inningslast year.Baltimore Orioles — Where did all thepitching go? To the disabled list, that’swhere. Scott McGregor and TippyMartinez were hampered with injuriesand Dennis Martinez was still strug¬gling after overcoming his alcoholism.Whether they are better off this seasonis the big question. Mike Flanagan willstart the season on the DL with a tornachilles tendon. Unless Dennis Martin¬ez can make a big comeback, theOriole starting staff is, by Oriole stan¬dards, weak. Hank Peters boasts abouthis minor leaguers but his only pitch¬ing prospects are Alan Ramirez whowas 4-10 in Rochester last year, andNate Snell who posted a 2.35 era in ashort stint with the Orioles. Snell isonly 20 so don’t expect him to go northunless the Orioles are desperate.Offensively, 1985 was not a banneryear for the Birds. Eddie Murray andCal Ripken had their usual great years,but the platooning of Gary Roenickeand John Lowenstein fell through whenRoenicke was forced to move to rightto replace Disco Dan Ford. The runproduction of Lowenstein/Roenicke fell from well over 100 to barely over 70last season. To counter this the Oriolesuncharacteristically dipped into thefree agent market and signed FredLynn and Lee Lacy to big contracts.Lacy will lead off and Lynn, Murray,Ripken and a healthy Ford will give theOrioles the offense they need to offsettheir pitching deficiencies.New York Yankees — Discounting Bos¬ton’s advantage of playing in FenwayPark, this Yankee team has the mostpotent offense in the AL. For the pastfive years the Yankees have had theguns but no one to provide the spark.“Weepin’ Willie Randolph was sup¬posed to be the spark, but what kind ofignition do you get out of a guy whofears pulling a hamstring going fromfirst to third. Now with Rickey Hender¬son the Yankees finally have a replace¬ment for Mickey Rivers who sparkedthe championship teams. Randolphwill now be expected to fill a role morenatural to him, being the number twohitter. The big guns, Dave Winfield,Don Mattingly and Don Baylor will getthem across the dish. In addition tothis. Yogi thinks that Mike Pagliaruloand Dale Berra will produce 100 runsbetween them (hey, Yogi has collectedalmost 20 World Series checks, so hemust know something).Defensively the Yankees had lots ofproblems last year, but this year maybe different. Bobby Meacham has ayear at shortstop under his belt andPagliarulo is a good defensive third ba¬seman. The outfield of Ken Griffey,Winfield and Henderson will take aback seat to no one.This all sounds great. Maybe therewill be a subway series if the Mets holdup their end of the deal. Sorry to burstany bubbles but the Yankees have nostarting pitching. The only starter withany quality is Ron Guidry and hecomes off his worst season ever. Therest of the staff consists of mediocretalent. Phil Niekro’s magic over the ALcontinued on page 10NL: Don’t discount dark horsesI wait all winter for teams to releasetheir 40-man rosters so that I can deter¬mine which team will win the most-nouns-on-the-roster award. I examinethe names on the rosters in order tofind out which team’s players have lastnames consisting of single nouns or,even more exciting, compound nouns.There are awards for most nouns, onename; best combination of nouns, onename; best combination of nouns,teammates; and most nouns, entireteam. In the category of most nounsone name, we come so close to touchinggreatness. One letter keeps Herm Win-ningham from being the first NationalLeaguer in recent memory to havethree nouns in his name. Oh, if only hismother had named him Herb instead.The most creative solo effort also goesto a member of the Montreal Expos,the one and only Mr. Razor Shines, Godbless him. As for teammate combina¬tions, the New Amsterdam MemorialAward goes to the Phillies, and theirtwo pitchers Holland and Hudson. The“At one with the Environment” awardgoes to the Chicago Cubs and their bat¬tery of Lake Trout, living up to theirNorth Shore address. But the winnersof this category also come from theExpos and their very scholastic combi¬nation of Law and Lawless. But nowthe big event, the overall team trophy.The Expos try to make it a clean sweepwith 12 nouns Rear don. You mans,Brooks, Law, Law less, Razor Shines,Winning ham. But the Mets respondwith 12 names of their own, namelyDarling, Gaff, Lynch, Back man/Chapman (counting the pedestrian manonly once), Garden hire, Knight,Bean(e), Blocker, and Howard John¬son (counts as one noun). We look tothe coaching staff to break the tie andfind that the Mets have a Valentine,and the Expos are turned back in theirquest for total nominal domination.That’s about the only race I wouldlike to call in the national League thisyear. Over the Winter only one team went out and demonstrably improveditself, the Atlanta Braves, who pickedup B. Sutter. A lot of other teams thinkthey have improved themselves, butit’s too early to tell. This could be ayear when the favorites come through.It shouldn’t, repeat shouldn’t, be toodifficult for the co-favorites in thewest, the Padres and Braves, and theco-favorites in the east, the Cubs andthe Mets, between them to come upwith two divisional titles. But baseballisn’t the sure bet it used to be, so therewill be no further prognostication inthis column.The Cubs are in an unenviable situa¬tion. They, like everyone else thesedays will be saddled with the burden oftrying to repeat as divisional champi¬ons. This has become the single mostdifficult task in all of baseball. Fur¬ther, they have set themselves up for aproblem at shortstop. If their brilliantrookie has any early trouble, all theyhave is an unlimbered 39-year-old withhis timing off to replace him. The otherkeys to the Cubs’ success will be R. Sut¬cliffe and B. Dernier. If either falls offtoo much from his personal best in ’84,the Cubs will be substantially weaker.The Mets have got their first catchersince J. Grote, but not everyone in NewYork is salivating. They gave up 73 oftheir most crucial rbi’s in H. Brooks toget “the kid,” and he will have toseriously and consistently produce ifthe Mets are going to get better. Theyalso gave up a steady but unspectacu¬lar fifth starter, W. Terrell, for anotherinfielder. Look for Terrell to do realwell in the breaking-ball league.The Pirates were the most active na¬tional league club over the winter, andthey got what they hope will be an of¬fense by giving up very little which wasprecious to them. But the desperationfrom which they were bargainingshows in their selections. S. Kemp, G.Hendrick and S. Lezcano are all com¬ing off mediocre seasons and, further,it is questionable whether they can fit into some kind of coherent offensivestrategy with the Pirates. In the pastChuck Tanner could just let the lumbercompany swing away, but with theseguys, he’ll have to experiment to see ifany combination of his seven out¬fielders makes enough runs. But thePirates, with their great pitching, willbe improved if B. Madlock plays thefull season.I usually use this next space to pickon the Phillies, but why bother. Theyare the same team that finished fourthlast season, only now they are all ayear older. I would like to use thisspace to dennigrate the Cardinals.Boy, are they going to stink. The WhiteRat says his team could finish any¬where from first to last. It’s the lock ofthe century that they won’t finish first.They have some defense, at least untilthey trade O. Smith, but no offense andno pitching. They could all have theirbest years and still not finish in themoney.If there are any sleepers in the east¬ern division, and recently it has beensleepers which have come through towin the title, the Pirates would be one,and the Expos would be the other. Theywon’t miss Carter’s offense becausetheir two new middle infielders had 33homers and 123 rbi’s between them. A.Dawson and S. Rogers should be backto their normal production level, butthey too have been suspected of beingpart of the on-going problem in Mon¬treal.In the west, the Padres are hopingthat their new brown uniforms willlead them back to the top. The brownpinstripes seem to have made L. Hoytlook alot thinner, and he should greatlyimprove a slightly-right-of-mediocrepitching staff. G. Nettles should contri¬bute for at least one more year, so thePadres are in good shape.So are the Braves. Sutter changesthe whole dimension of the pitchingstaff. If the starters are not strong, S.Bcdrosian, G. Garber and T Forstei can come out and pitch the middle in¬nings. If they pitch as well in this roleas they did out of the bullpen commit¬tee last season, the Braves will make astrong run. Of course, B. Horner has toplay as well. Maybe if they called himthe second shortstop his luck wouldchange, as well as the luck of all theother poor souls who have been bat¬tered at third in Atlanta.Poor Reds and Giants. I would loveto say that they at least tried to im¬prove over the winter, but they reallydidn’t. The Reds don’t have one singleplayer on the 40-man roster who did notplay for them or in their organizationlast season. The Giants got a couple ofaverage pitchers to add to their al¬ready dense collection. The Giantsmight be better now that my manFrank Robinson has gone somewherewhere they understand him. TheAstros were another inactive club overthe winter. They say that the Astroswould have won the division if theyhadn’t gotten off to a 0-12 start, or wasfhat two season’s ago. I honestly can’tremember. N. Ryan should stay aheadof S. Carlton for good in the strike-outrace, but lay your money down on D.Gooden to be ahead of them both by his35th birthday.The sleeper in the west has to be theDodgers. They really aren’t very good,but that has never stopped them in thepast. Tom LaSorda is really an out¬standing manager despite his sense ofhumor. He has S. Howe back for awhile at least, and has decided that G.Brock is going to be the cucumbersrather than the lettuce in the Dodgersalad this season, which might makehim more productive if less is expectedof him. But beware of cucumbers Tom,they can give you agita. Montana,Marino, Massimino, Carnessecca...La¬Sorda? It could be a clean sweep forthe Italians this year.—Dennis A.ChanskyThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985Despite the harsh reality that for the first timeever Major League Baseball franchises are indanger of collapsing, baseball is intent on expandingbefore the beginning of the next decade. Baseballmust be more cautious than ever in selecting its ex¬pansion sites because a baseball franchise is nolonger a guaranteed financial success. Baseball haslong been proud of its image as the rich relation inprofessional sports. But some bad decisions in thepast few years have exposed the tenuous underpin¬nings of what looked like a financial empire. Somepeople see the difficulties of the Cleveland, Pitts¬burgh and especially Seattle franchises as evidencethat major league baseball stands at the thresholdeinem fuss im grabe, like the NHL and NBA beforethem. To people who love baseball, it seems ridicu¬lous to compare the state of cult sports to that ofbaseball, the national pastime, but baseball doesstand at the threshold with its plans to expand. If itmakes a few more bad decisions investors could flee,leaving the league in charge of several franchises,with that most embarassing task of folding some,moving some and combining others.In deciding where to expand, baseball must choosesites where it can set down permanent roots. Thatused to be anywhere it wanted, but that is no longer nue to keep the three divisions afloat. The irony ofthe situation is, if baseball does over-expand theplayoffs like the other cult sports have, it could bringabout the return of the eight team league. The base¬ball season is 162 games. If you play 162 games sim¬ply to eliminate a few teams, see whether anyoneshows up for the regular season. If baseoall evergoes beyond four team playoffs, the sport is doomedwith a capital “D” which rhymes with “E” whichstands for expansion.Following are a list of what a representative of theCommissioner’s Office told me were the prime can¬didates to get an expansion team. Accompanyingeach listing is my own assessment of the likelihoodand the advisability of putting a major league fran¬chise there.Buffalo—After rejecting Buffalo for a century, itwould take considerable pride-swallowing on thepart of baseball to put a franchise here now. Butplans for a modern facility have been worked out,and Buffalo has a long minor league tradition, bothof which keep them in the running. Buffalo does notsuffer so much from being in the east because itcould easily shift into mid-west division. Louisville — The Louisville Cardinals have beendrawing more fans than quite a few major leagueclubs, but this could be the reason why they neverwill get a big league ball club. Minor league costs areone reason why hardly any ballclubs are making aprofit these days. A small movement has begun toabolish or contract the minor league system in orderto save money. More players are coming out of col¬lege baseball right into the majors, and a new pro¬league is being formed which will play in “minorleague” cities, but compete nationally rather thanregionally. But Louisville is a minor league club tha*can sustain itself quite well, and Gussie Busch mightbe reluctant to let them get away. And when Bud-weiser talks, baseball teams listen.Indianapolis — A sure thing. Everything is right. Nocompetition from other sports; a modern facilitywhich exists, but if that doesn’t meet specs, they willgladly build a new one; and plenty of money whichcan’t be spent on any other form of entertainment.Maybe Indiar ipolis isn’t everyone’s idea of bigleague, but baseball can no longer afford to bechoosy. Indianapolis will work, and baseball has totake them up on such a good offer.Wise or not, baseball might expandthe case. Most cities now under consideration to be¬come major league cities have only recently grownin population, income and importance to the majorleague level. That means they house success-con¬scious yuppies, who think they have better things todo than follow a struggling expansion team. Othercities under consideration have been frequently re¬jected in the past for baseball franchises, but not forfootball franchises. So if baseball tries to enter intothese markets, they will find themselves locked in aninferior position. The first allegiance of these fanswill be to their pro and college football teams, whichhave had a generation or more to build their pro¬grams and win the loyalty of the locals. Baseballcould survive in these markets, but does baseball re¬ally want to be second forever in a given market.The issue of expansion is a very complex one be¬cause baseball must balance not only the financialconsiderations but geographic ones as well. Thereare many schemes floating around for how the divi¬sions would be set up in an expanded major leagues.One thing is certain, that baseball will shift to threedivision per league. If the divisions were set up geo¬graphically w'ith an equal number of teams, suchquirks as having an Atlantic Coast team like Atlantain the western division while considerably further-west teams like Chicago and St. Louis are in the east¬ern division could be cured. That is they could becured if you could find a whole bunch of western ex¬pansion sites which guarantee some degree of finan¬cial success. Unfortunately, as the next section willdiscuss, some of the best expansion sites are in thealready saturated east and mid-west. The idea of thethree divisions is to expand the playoffs to includeone wild card team that wins a hundred games butfinishes second in its division. The idea became pop¬ular when the American League east developed oneof these situations every year. But as you read, theowners want to expand the league championshipseries to 4 of 7 games. Do they wish to do this in orderto make winning the pennant a more valid claim tosuperiority.No, they want to do it for the increased televisionrevenues.The three divisional plan will give them evengreater television revenues. And should they go togeographically balanced divisions by adding west¬ern teams left and right, and should those westernteams be financial flops, baseball will be forced toexpand the playoffs even more to make more reve- Washington, DC— No chance. Washington is a two-time loser. No unestablished baseball team can com¬pete with the Redskins, but who wants artificialWashington fans anyway. There are better easterncites in a very crowded market.Suburban New' Jersey — The prime eastern site.New York once supported three teams very well. Butwhen people left the city for the suburb, they didn’tcome back to the ballparks. The size of the New Yorkmetropolitan area has grown since the Dodgers andGiants left, and a suburban team could easily tap thedormant fans for whom the Bror*r is too AmericanLeague, and Queens is too far away. It will have to bea national league team because the Yankees owm ex¬clusive American League franchise rights 100 milesin every direction from homeplate in the Stadium.The New Jersey Bruces would be most successful asa senior circuit team, but such constraint could be ahindrance as well.New Orleans — The big question here is whetherthere is a big enough middle class element to sustaina major league franchise. One did not materialize tosave the World’s Fair. The football franchise herewas never an obstacle in the past, but Bum Phillipsseems to have made everyone his friend, so the dile-ma of conceding first place in fan loyalty figuresmore now' than before.Tampa-St. Pete — This is the first of three USFLsites under consideration. It is more likely to get ateam than Orlando or Miami-Fort Lauderdale forone simple reason. Any team in Tampa will beowned by George Steinbrenner, and only someonelike George can compete for fan loyalty with themighty college football programs in that part of thecountry. There is a lot of college baseball in Florida,along with the Grapefruit League, but will old peopleshow up everyday when you charge major leagueprices. If another southern team is needed to balancethe divisions, rate Tampa ahead of New Orleans withMiami and Orlando behind them.Memphis — This was the only city which was news tome when the Commissioner’s Office listed all thepossibilities. “Memphis?” I asked moderately sur¬prised. “Well, there not pushing their case toohard,” came the response from the other end of thephone. Denver — A baseball team here would have to com¬pete with the Broncos and the Cubs, but that is notwhy they’ll never have a team in the Mile High City.One reason is that Marvin Davis, the designatedowner of any Denver franchise, is worth a cool bil¬lion dollars. That’s ten times more than GeorgeSteinbrenner’s personal worth. But even if there wasno Marvin Davis. Denver w’ould be out because of theatmosphere. Baseball in Denver would be a one¬dimensional game, w'here every position w'ould befilled by D. Kingman or S. Balboni. Pitching is 80%of the game, and the other half is hitting. Baseballhas been able to maintain this formula for success sothat each division plays roughly the same style ofbaseball, some with a little more ptiching. otherswith a little more hitting. But Denver in a five teamdivision would drive that division into being a purelyoffensive division. You w'ould have to commit mostof your resources to signing offensive players, and ifyou had enough left over to sign a good pitcher, thinkagain. No one’s going to the hall of Fame with an eraof 4.Phoenix — The Indianapolis of the west. The air isgood, they know from baseball, and their major sup¬plier of sporting activity, ASU, is about to collapse.In fact, the best idea might be to move a franchiseinto Phoenix right away. The Pirates are a goodteam and they’re looking for new digs. Start Phoenixoff with a moderately successful team and it can be¬come part of the bedrock of the major leagues.Vancouver — If they make a good case, they canprobably get the Seattle Mariners free of charge.Maybe they should w-ait until the Mariners have beendestroyed or moved elsewhere before seriouslypressing their case. Vancouver seems like a reason¬able site, and its value is exaggerated by its regionalposition.Alaska — They’ve been playing baseball in Alaskafor a long time, so the climate should not be much ofa problem. But the travel is. Why do all those richAlaskans want to live so far away from the rest ofus.Hawaii — Too scandalous. Too far. Too few summer¬time inhabitants.Dennis A. ChanskySox counting onrookies and geriatricscontinued from frontDespite making some big moves this winter itlooks like a long summer for the Sox. Even Einhornand Reinsdorf are looking to the NBA for their ex¬citement. This team is a perfect blend of old over¬bearing and unproductive players with young and in¬experienced potentials. It’s just this type of blendthat will put the White Sox along w'ith the CaliforniaAngels at the top of the second division in the WestThe Sox are a team with little speed, little powerand little hitting. Their speed consists of untestedshortstop Ozzie Guillen and the rapidly aging JulioCruz (Cruz reminds me of Bert Campaneris who stillcan go from first to third on a grounder in the short¬stop hole. However, Campy doesn’t realize he hasbeen forced at second). Their power resides in Ron Kittle and Hal Baines.Granted that Baines is a legitimate slugger, but Kit¬tle’s useless homeruns help only himself and not theteam. This year they signed free agent Oscar Gam¬ble. The Sox boast that he hit 30 homers for them inHarold Baines (left) and Ozzie Guillen arepegged as offensive and defensive strengths forthe Sox, but only Baines has the major leaguenumbers to back up the claims 1977, but that was seven seasons ago. They also haveGreg Walker, but his pitiful fielding at first tarnisheshis contribution.For their hitting the Sox will rely on Carlton “it’sall over except the shouting” Fisk and Baines again.No one else on the team can hit for average and with¬out men on base who is Kittle going to drive in whenthe Sox are behind. Fisk had a bad season last yearand another one this year will end his career, so lookfor a slight improvement from Pudge.The rookies on the squad are Daryl Boston. Guillenand Nelson Barrera. Boston was up last year and didnot impress. Barrera is supposed to fill an eternalhole at third base, but as a rookie with no profession¬al experience in American baseball, he could be infor a big surprise. Guillen is getting a lot of hype, andseems to have won the leadoff job, showing howmuch the Sox are counting on these rookies. The Soxseem to be basing their chances for success on threerookies, and this is a sign of an organization withsome trouble.The reason I’m so down on the Sox is that they em¬barrassed me last year. They had far and away thebest team in the division coming into the year, andall they had to do was finish a little above .500 to win.This year the Twins and Royals have improved, andall the Sox did was unload Lamarr Hoyt’s big con¬tract to get the fiftieth ‘next Luis Aparicio.”The Chicago Maroon-Tuesday. April 9. 1985lO American Leaguecontinued from page ninewore out in July and his era tripled.John Montefusco is coming back froman auto accident and Ed Whitson andDennis Rasmussen are not going to winany Cy Young’s.Toronto Blue Jays — The Jays spentmost of last season praying for rain butit didn’t work. Without any bullpenhelp the Jays lost games in the eighthand ninth innings, 28 to be exact. Tostop this they picked up Bill Caudillfrom Oakland and Gary Lavelle fromSan Francisco. These moves should fillthe gap, and with starters like DaveSteib, Jim Clancy and Doyle Alex¬ander, the Jays pitching looks tough.Offensively, they have a team thatlacks real power, George Bell led theteam with 26 homers and this is proba¬bly more than he will hit in 1985. A keyto their offense, Dave Collins, was lostin the Caudill deal and they might behard-pressed to find someone to fill hisrole.If the Jays get a fast start their pitch¬ing will sustain them through the sum¬mer and then the two new relievers willhave to show what they are made of.KC Royals — After the drug busts bust¬ed up their team it looked like theRoyals were dead in 1984. Luckily theyplay in the West where mediocrity isthe stuff that makes champions. Ledby young pitchers like Bud Black andBret Saberhagen the Royals were ableto capture the flag with a slightly-above-,500 record. The young pitchingstaff remains intact and an extrayear’s experience will make themmuch better than just medicore.Steve Balboni led the offense lastyear and this season he will have WillieWilson and George Brett to help him.Last year Wilson missed 30 gameswhile serving a suspension and Brettspent a great deal of the year on theDL. With these guys back the offenseshould be more potent.Defensively the Royals finally got afull-time catcher with the acquisitionof Jim Sundberg. His best years maybe past, but the Royals hope he hassaved his best for last. Texas Rangers — The Rangers werethe owners of the best defense in base¬ball in 1983 then last year they fell tothe bottom of the pack. There was noreal explanation for the fall other thanthe inexperience of shotstop Curt Wil-kerson. This year Wilkerson will beteamed with Toby Harrah at secondand much improvement is expected.The Rangers were a little disappoint¬ed with their offense so they picked upfree agent DH Cliff Johnson. Alongwith Johnson, homerun king LarryParrish and Gary Ward should putsome pop in the Rangers lineup.With the rebirth of Frank Tanana theRanger pitching staff looks in goodshape. In addition to Tanana, theypicked up righties Burt Hooten andDave Rozema. This starting staff is re¬spectable as long as they stay in theWest.Minnesota Twins — I never thought I’dbe writing about the Twins as pennantcontenders. Cal Griffith stuck with hissystem and stayed out of the free agentmarket. Griffith figured free agencywould die down and he was right. Nowwith the sale of the Twins they can af¬ford to keep their young stars, whoprobably w ill be with them for years tocome.The offense-is sparked by secondyear man Kirby Puckett and there isplenty of pow er provided by Tom Brun-ansky and Kent Hrbek. Hrbek at 25 isthe oldest in the trio. Other youngstersstarting for the Twins include Tim Teu¬fel and Gary Gaetti. The old man of thecrowd is Mickey Hatcher, who at 30can be expected to hit .300 again nextyear.This youth movement extends to thepitching staff as well. Twenty-five-year-old Frank Viola was 18-12 lastyear and a Cy Young is in his future.Along with Viola the Twins have the“Texas twins” John Butcher and MikeSmithson, who combined for 28 winslast year. If this wasn’t enough, rookieCurt Wardle, 6-1 and 0.69 era in theminors, will make the 25-man rosterand could give the Twins the best pitch¬ing in the West. 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(Retired, U.S.Army) William Levine, on “Current Strate¬gic Relations between Israel and America:Arms, Military Cooperation, Intelligence,”April 9, 7:00 p.m-. Also Robert Schrayer,Chairman, Task Force on Ethiopian Jewryof the National Jewish Community Rela¬tions Committee, on “The Plight of the Ethi¬opian Jews: Operation Moses.” April 10,7:30 p.m. Both lectures at 5715 S. WoodlawnAve.Lecture — Tom Lucas, Dynamic Alterna¬tive Network, on “Developing the Entrepre¬neur W’ithin You,” April 10, 7:30-9:30 p.m. atHyde Park JCC, 1100 E. 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Howabout two much Don Juan. The first is JohnBarrymore, Mary Astor edition; a silentmovie, yes, but the very, very first with Vi-taphone music and sound effects. Myrna the Salvadoran concept of “secret ballot.”Wednesday, April 10, 8 pm, Ida Noyes EastLounge. Free.At the Time of Whaling/From the First Peo¬ple (Sarah Elder and Lenny Kamerling,FILMSLoy also stars. The other is the muchheralded Errol Flynn edition, in color, withViveca Lindfors (of Creepshow), RaymondBurr, and Alan Hale (!). Dazzling swash¬buckling for the sensation-crazed. Toomuch is never enough. DOC. Tues, April 9,DJ - 7 p.m., ADJ - 9 p.m.Imitation of Life (Sirk-1959) — If it wereonly Lana Turner’s performance with herinexorable climb to the top, and her emo¬tional travails, which were the center of thisrich technicolor film by Uncle Douglas(Sirk), I would heartily be tempted to writethe whole thing off as an exercise in ’40scampophilia. What saves the kitten, howev¬er, is the winsome and emotionally powerfulperformance of Juanita Moore as the blackwoman with the troubled young mulattodaughter (Susan Kohner, who finds that iseasier to pass herself off as white in thewhite world), who helps Turner through thetumultuous years. Moore’s performance isa shocking, and particularly timely, anti-ra¬cist statement, an almost unheard of thingin that quietly sneering era of the fifties.One should go for Lana’s amazingly wackywardrobe, but stay for the genuine pathos ofMoore’s Annie in this unabashedly senti¬mental tear-jerker. DOC Wed, Apr. 10, 8p.m. $2.In The Name Of Democracy (1982) This is afilm about the Salvadoran elections ofMarch, 1982. The Reagan Administrationcalled the elections a move toward democ¬racy in El Salvador. At the time, much ofthe press agreed. Some, however, such aspolitical writer Edward S. Herman, dis¬missed them as “demonstration elec¬tions.”The film focuses on two issues. One is theday-to-day terror in which the elections oc¬curred. The other is the effect of this cli¬mate on the press coverage of the elections.Interviews with journalists and Salvadoranofficials cast an unexpected light on theelections. One Salvadoran official, for ex¬ample, when asked about the implicationsof numbered ballots and transparent ballotboxes, explained that one must understand 1975-77) These two documentaries reflectInupiat Eskimo subsistence culture, one onthe harvesting of whales in the Bering Seaand the other on the harvesting of fish alongthe Artice Circle in wintei Both convey thehardiness of the Eskimo in a harsh climate,besides capturing the unique philosophies ofinland and coastal Inupiat Eskimo. Univer¬sity of Chicago premieres. Preceded by alecture by Bob Travis. Thursday, April 11 at8 p.m. International House.$2 — BT Around Chicago...Chicago Public Library — Movie Ameri¬can Hot Wax, April 9, 5:30 p.m.; Danceweek tribute at 5:30 p.m. April 9, 10, 11.Lecture — “The Most Important NineMonths of Your Life”, April 9, 7:30 p.m.,Richard Burton Performing Arts Center.Triton College. Free admissions.WYCC-TV — Presents Dr. Robert Re¬mini, professor of history at UIC, on “Con¬versations With The Chancellor” April 11,at 10:30 p.m.Lecture — Don Gold, editorial director oiChicago magazine, presents “The Editor’sPerspective” April 9, 6 p.m. at Marina 300Restaurant, 300 N. State. Independent Writ¬ers of Chicago (IWOC) members S2.50, non¬members $5.00. Qua itrell recommendationsEach year the College recommendsseveral outstanding teachers for theQuantrell Award for Excellence in Un¬dergraduate Teaching. 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IFROZENTROPICANAAPPLE JUICE12 oz. 69<FINER FOODSSERVING53rd PRAIRIE wharfsKIMBARK PLAZA 2911 VERNONWhere You Are A Stranger But Once CLASSIFIEDSSPACEAPARTMENTS AVAILABLEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA & U of C shuttle, laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts for students. HerbertRealty 684-2333 9 4:30 Mon.-Fri.GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1(U repair). Also delinquent tax property. Call1-805-687-6000 Ext. GH-4534 for information.For rent: U. Park condo 2br, 2 bath a/c pool.May 1 S600/mo 864-0238.'i l'ird floor in professor's home available midJ .ne thru next year-on bus routes - $200/mooffes at $4/hr for child care - 2 boys, 5 and 10 - call5978 or 624-3922.Apts. avail-Responsible, quiet, clean, non¬smoking grad pref. For more info. pi. call MrsIrving 667-5153 (eve) or leave mess. 684-8596Graduate Student Coop looking for two malegrad students for May 1st occupancy. Acrossfrom Regenstein. Low rent. Call 955-2653.52nd and Kimbark. Two Bdrm $525. ThreeBdrm $625. Nicely renovated. Avail 5/1. 684-5030.Attractive coach house available may 1. 2bedrooms, living room, kitchen-dining room;washer-dryer. Ample parking on street; on Dbus route. Ideal for couple. $600 plus utilities.Call 548-0016or 962-7588 with reference.LOST AND FOUNDLost: Adult male orange cat; vicinity of 57th &Ingleside. Reward. Call 962-8294 Days; 731-9115E V6S SPACE WANTEDSUMMER RENTAL NEEDED. VanderbiltMedical student (Princeton Grad) with carneeds room or small apt with air conditioningfrom early May to early August while workingat ITT. Call collect 914-454-0384 or 615-297-4203.Seeking one-bedroom apt south of 55th (nosublets) to begin renting in mid-June 955-0293.Room in two or 3 bedroom apt in Hyde Parkarea for quiet, clean, smoking female. Pleasecall Jaimie days 962-9555 eves wkds. 334-0864.House wanted to rent in U.C. area for 1985/6academic year. At least 4 br. Please 684-5530evenings. Room wanted in two or three bedroom apt inHyde Park area for quiet, clean smokingfemale. Also interested in looking for an apartment with someone to share. Please callJaimie days 962-9555. Eves & weekends 334-0864.LOOKING FORAN APARTMENT?Room wanted in two or three bedroom apt. inHyde Park area for quiet, clean smokingfemale. Also interested in looking for an apart¬ment with someone to share. Please callJaimie days 962-9555. Eves & weekends 334-0844 PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8401.GOVERNMENT JOBS. $15,000-$50,000/yr.possible. All occupations. How to Find. Call 1-805-687-6000. Ext. R-4534.PORTUGUESE TRANSLATOR. Part-time,15hrs/wk; Translation research monographsfrom English into Portuguese. Portuguese asfirst language desirable. Complete knowledgeof Portuguese grammar essential. Ability totype preferred. Contact: Social DevelopmentCenter, Donald J. Bogue, 947-2010.SPANISH MANUSCRIPT TYPIST. Must type50wpm, part-time, 15hrs/wk. Knowledgegrammar desirable. Spanish first languagedesirable. Contact: Social DevelopmentCenter, Donald J. Bogue, 947-2010.OFFICE ASSISTANT. Part-time school year,full-time summer. Must type 55wpm. Ability toread and type Spanish desirable. Mail correspondence, fill orders for publication. Keepinventory, do general office work. Contact:Social Development Center, Donald J. Bogue,947-2010.MAIL/STOCK/BOOKSTORE CLERK POSI¬TION. Non-profit association has job openingin mailroom available Monday, April 22, 1985.Will hire 1 fulltime or 2 half-time workers.Responsibilities include sorting incomingmail, processing outgoing mail, packing bookorders, and stock work. For information andappointment, call 955-9100, EXT 250.5100 to volunteers for research on normalmenstrual cycle. 18-22 yrs. women. Minimalacne and body hair. No birth control pills orobesity. Call 962-3575.The Chicago MaroonAdvertising Departmentis now accepting applicationsfor the 1985-1986Advertising ManagerPlease go to the officeof Career Counseling andPlacement to fill out anapplicationYOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTOHEADQUARTERSSales-Repair-Supplies• Rentals by day - week - month:Cameras, projectors, screens, recorders(w/valid U. of C. I.D. only)• Prompt quality photo processing byKodak and other discount processorsAuthorized dealer sales for Canon • Kodak • Nikon • Olympus• Pentax • Polaroid • Panasonic • Sony • Vivitar and others■ Battalias - Film■ Darkroom icetssorfts - Vldao tapaa• Caaaatta tapaa - Chemicals- RadiosThe University of Chicago BookstorePhotographic & Office Machine Department970 E 58th St. 2nd Floor962-2558I.B.X. 5-4364 LOCAL AREA NETWORK SALES-Fast-growing, profitable Hyde Park firm seeks ex¬perienced computer user for high-commissionsales work in the Chicago area. If you have acar and prefer flexible hours, not being tied toa desk, getting paid for performance, andworking with a team of entrepreneurs, sendresume AND PHONE NUMBER to P.O. Box#11520 Chicago, IL 60611. Inquiries handled inconfidence.START YOUR CAREER NOW earn moneyand work on Fortune 500 Companiesmarketing programs on campus. Part-time(flexible) hours each week. We givereferences. Call 1-800-821-1540Counselors: Camp Wayne, Northeastern Penn¬sylvania. Co-ed children's camp 6/22-8/22.Specialist for aii sports, waterfront, arts, cam¬ping and computers. Also resident assistants.Sign up for April 17 interview at StudenlEmployment Office.COUNSELORS, Unit Heads and WSIs neededfor Hyde Park Jewish Community Center DayCamp. Judaica background preferred. Andrea268-4600.COMPUTER PROGRAMMER-Modelling ofpopulation processes requiring extensivematrix analyses. Familiarity with EISPAKwould be useful. Carol (962-8927) or Doug (962-34,71 SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAIT ModelCamera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700James Bone, editor-wordprocessor-typist,$15/hr. Call 363-0522 for more details.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING-Resumes, papers,all materials. Pick up & Delivery. Call 924-4449.TRIO CON BRIO: music for weddings, receptions, etc. Classical and light popular. Call 643-5007 for details.Childcare Exp. Mother w/background in Edand Child Devel. Campus loc. ref. avail. Full¬time only. 493-4086.WEDDINGS and other celebrationsphotographed. Call Leslie at 536-1626.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. To pick upa piece of furniture on the other side of the city,to move boxes or a small household, callanytime. Lowest rates in city. 743-1353.HAVING TROUBLE COMPLETING YOURPhD DISSERTATION? The Student MentalHealth Clinic is offering a group to last 6-8weeks for sharing the frustrations, the isola¬tion, the difficulties of this phase. Times will beeither 4-5.30 Mon or 11:30-1 Wed call KarenHorton (753-2334) or Anna Mary Wallace (753-2339) for a screening interview.FOR SALEFor Sale: U. Park condo, 2 br 2GT. bathcarpeting, A/C pool $40,000. 864-0238.Upright piano $150 or best offer. Kenmorewasher $75 tel 955-9549.3 BR ranch on 2 lots in completely private set¬ting in Beverly Shores, ind. 45 min. from U of Cby car or train. Cent.Air. Attached 2 cargarage. Alum siding. 5 appliances $67,500 CallRenard at Callahan Realty. 219-926-4298.'79 Trans Am, white, good, 4spd, 6.6Ltr. 53 orbest. Call Lily 4-6pm only 685 0182.54th and Hyde Park Blvd. 3Bdrm„ 2Ba condo.Completely renovated; wdbfp.; sunporch;natural brick country kitchen with modernappi. 12 unit building; low assessments. Byowner, $75,000,947-9109.Victorian. 5747 S. Dorchester 44- br Viz baths2wbfps custom kitchen & deck. Owner $245,000.947-0744.U S./U.S.S.R. Youth Exchange Journey toMinsk, Leningrad, Moscow. July 23-August 8;Ages 16-22; Cost $1900. For further informa ioncontact Chicago Area Coordinator - Mrs. har-bara Rinnan at 848 8115 after 6p.m.Be Independent! Earn extra $$$ while /oulearn! Over 2200-sensational MoneymakingOpportunities currently available! Direct' ry$16.95. F.A.I. 8306 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 384 CMBeverly Hills, CA 90211.SCENESATTENTION SAILORS - Sailing and RacingClinic 3rd floor parlor Ida Noyes 4/9/8.,.PERSONALSMy husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant. If you know of anyone who is consider¬ing placing a child for adoption please call col¬lect (217) 359-8477 evenings.THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394.CHtNESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Doily 1 ) A 8 30 P MClosed Monday1318 1 63rd MU 4 1062The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 9, 1985 15CLASSIFIEDSFENCING!At the University of Chicago. Join us at 3:OCWednesday April 10th at HCFH. Beginner'welcome.NEED EXTRA MONEY?RESEARCH STUDY NOW BEING CONDUCTED to determine drug preference. Earr$190 for your parficipafion. Involves only overthe counter or commonly prescribed, nonexperimental drugs. Minimal time requiredCall 962-3560 between 9am and noonVolunteers must be between 21 and 35 yrs. ancin good health.KUNDALINI YOGAINTEGRATE & ENERGIZE your being!~Beg& Adv. Tues. & Thurs., 5-6:30 PM. Ida Noyes.musicals/directorsBlackfriars is accepting proposals for falmusical. Deadline 6 pm Mon Apr. 15. ContacBen W. 493-9450; Nan C 753-2233 #411; Dan B493-0913 for info.GREATSUMMER SUBLET!BIG 1-bedroom apt. on 55th between Everett 8Hyde Pk Blvd. Avail. June 15 to Sep. 15 w/option to renew. Furnished for summer if yoiwant! Call 324-1783anytime. $475/month.COACH HOUSE2 bdrm, I Ig bth, on bus rt. Privacy, 536 0077. WANT TO LEARNTO USE COMPUTERS?ATTEND THE COMPUTATION CENTER!CLASSES FOR SPRING QUARTER TheComputation Center is once again offering i\series of no-cost non-credit seminars and lowcost non-credit courses for the University community during spring quarter. These classesbegin on April 22 and continue through May.Free copies of the Curriculum Guide and thetime schedules which describe the classes andlist their dates and times are available atseveral campus locations, including: theCenter's Usite Business Office (Wieboldt 310),from 9:00 to 4:00, Monday-Friday and at theStaff Office Building (5737 S. University), 8:30to 5:00, Monday Friday. Copies of thesepublications may also be obtained from theSocial Science Advisor in Pick 123, the Program Advisor at Usive and *he Cluster Attendant at Usite.The seminars offer introductions and overviews to topics of genera! computing intereste.g., computer concepts, computer facilities,and microcomputing. Our seminars alsodiscuss how to use specific software on theDEC-20 computers: e.g., introduction to theDEC-20's MUSE word processing, and EMACSfull screen editing. We're also teaching an in¬troduction to the PYRAMID 90x computer.Finally, the seminars discuss specific softwareavailable on the IBM 3081D computer system:e.g., SUPERWYLBUR, and IBM text processing (TREATISE and SCRIPT).In addition to the seminars, we teach a fourpart course on the SPSSX statistical packageon the IBM 3081D computer (the fee for thiscourse is $20.00) and a six-part course on SASon the IBM 3081D (the fee for this course is$30 00) Rnth rnnrt« Include computer time. To register for the SAS and SPSSX coursesstop by the Usite Business Office in Wieboldt310.If you have questions about the classes offered(e.g., content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962-7173 or via DEC-20 MM toSTAFF. DON CRABB.INDIAN FOOD AT COBBTRADITIONAL INDIAN CUISINE-authenticmeat & vegetable curries, rice pullaos, yogurtdishes, pickles & more wkdays ll:30am-2pmCobb Hall.NON TRIVIAL PURSUIT?Partner sought for Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit,or even Norfhside movies, music, dancing. I'm34, good-natured. Jonathan, 363 4506CONDOS FOR SALE< BEDRM 2 BATH CONDO-must sell-by owner5jrd & Dorchester. Oak floors $51,900.664 3641FOR SUB-LEASENice Studio safe, furnished, near Co op for spr.and/or sum. CHEAP call 493 4482 or 653 7473D.V. STUDY BREAKInferested in co-ed living close to campuscheap? Check us out at our weeky study break10:30 Weds, at Delta Upsilon, 5714 SWoodlawn.East Park TowersBarber Shop1648 E. 53rd St.752-9455By 4npninfmprV CLASSIFIEDSEMOTION CONTROL"Managing our Emotions" will be presentedby Erwin Lutzer, Moody Bible Church, on Fri¬day, April 12 at 7 30 in Ida Noyes. Sponsored byIntervarsity Christian Fellowship.FICTION WRITINGWorkshop. All kinds but experimental stress¬ed—Instructor is also Literary Agent. Sats.Apr 13. Group & Individual critique. 955-6094TENSE, ANXIOUS?SEEKING TREATMENT?If so, you may qualify to receive treatment foryour anxiety at the University of ChicagoMedical Center. Treatment will be free ofcharge in return for participation in a 3 wk.evaluation of medication preference. Involvesonly commony prescribed drugs at therapeuticdoses. Participants must be between 21 and 55yrs. old. Call 962-3560 for more information.Mon-Fri. 9a.m. to noon.ETHNOGRAPHICFILMSTwo films about Australian Aboriginals, fightto keep their land. Presented & discussed byDr. Kenneth Lieberman. Mon 4/8, Stuart Hall,Room 102, 8pm.SUMMERHOUSESITTINGResponsible female Carleton student fromacademic family seeks housesitting June AugUC family will give reference. 667-4607.SPANISHThrough CCTS at Lutheran School of Theology.BEGINNING READING (Part 1): Mon 6:30-8:30pm, rm 206; FEE: $120; beg April 2.BEGINNING READING (Part 2): Wed 6:30-8:30pm rm 206; FEE: $120; beg April 4. Forfurther infor/registration, call Sonia Csaszar493-7251 or LSTC 753-0764. ADVANCEDREADING: Wed 6-8pm, rm 205; FEE $50;beg April 3. For further infor/registration, callJames Savoiainen or LSTC 753-0764.MEAL COUPONSWANTEDWill pay $27 per book or $1.10 per coupon. CallJohn at 753-2233 «133 leave message.COMEDY!!Comedian RICH HALL from Saturday NightLive will be performing with The Steve & LeoShow on Saturday April 13 at 8pm. $5 UCStudents/$8 Non-students. Tixs available atReynolds Club Box Office Monday. Sponsoredby SAO.COMPUTER PERSONPT 3-15hrs/wk p.m. and Sat-Supervise Com¬puter Lab 6 Apple lie (computer assisted in¬struction). South Shore Alternative Ed. Pro¬gram. Request Experience w/computers, In¬terest in Teaching Management and Organiza¬tional Skills, must assume responsibility andgood with inner-city teenagers. CALL 324-5014.WOMEN'S UNIONOur meetings are at 6:30 Wednesdays in our of¬fice. Ida Noyes Hall.RECEPTIONISTPart-time receptionist-telephone operatorneeded in Hyde Park real estate office. Mustlike people, have friendly telephone voice typeaccurately. Hours are flexible. Approximately20 hrs a week. Call 955-6288 eves.NOT A LOVE STORYCome see the award-winning Documentary onthe Pornography industry: NOT A LOVESTORY. Showing exclusively at Ida NoyesEast Lounge Thur. April 11th at 8pm FRE E admission. All Welcome.RETREATJoin students from Chicago area campuses onthe Hillet City-Wide Retreat. April 26-28 atCamp Olin Sang Ruby, Wl. Cost $45. For moreinformation call Hillel at 752-1127.ACM LECTUREThe ACM presents Dr. Harold Highland speak¬ing on "Data Security on Microcomputers" at3pm April 11, in Ryerson 255 Discussionfollows.SG SPRING ELECTIONTuesday. April 23 and Wednesday. April24 All Graduate and Undergraduaterepresentative sedats available, as wellas executive positions of president, vicepresident, finance committee chair,treasurer and secretary. Great forresume Petitions available March 8 inIda Noyes 310 and 306The Student Activities Office Presentsnrmrnnrrnnnnnnnrr Tickets on sale at Reynolds Club Box Office