The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 39 The University of Chicago Tuesday. March 5, 1985Anderson stresses coalition building in politics lectureBy Hilary TillSpeaking to a packed lec¬ture hall last Friday after¬noon, former presidentialcandidate John Andersongave his views on the status ofthe two major political par¬ties in a lecture presented bythe Committee on Public Poli¬cy Studies.Although Anderson’s lec¬ture was billed as “The Po¬tential for Third Party Influ¬ence in the AmericanPolitical System,’’ Andersonmentioned the topic of thechance of a third party onlybriefly at the very end of histalk.The greater part of his lec¬ture, which took place in So¬cial Sciences, Room 122, wasdevoted to discussing how thetwo parties could halt the“declining influence of politi¬cal parties.’’Anderson was introducedas a “man who needs no intro¬duction,” but a brief introduc¬tion about the guest lecturerwas given anyway. Andersonheld the Congressional seatfrom the 16th district of Illi¬nois from 1960 to 1980.In 1980, he ran for the Re¬publican nomination for pres¬ident. The former Illinois con¬gressman abandoned thateffort in the middle of the pri¬mary season to run as an in¬dependent presidential candi-date. In the election,Anderson garnered sevenpercent of the nationwidepopular vote.In 1983, Anderson initiateda movement to form a new in¬dependent political party, theNational Unity Party. Ander¬son was also introduced at thelecture as the chairman of theNational Unity Party.When Anderson got up tospeak, he told the audience,“I’m actually going to talk alittle bit more generally onthe subject of politics of the1980’s” than the lecture titlewould indicate. He also said he had resigned as chairmanof the National Unity Party“some weeks ago in order todevote full time and atten¬tion” to a position he is cur¬rently, temporarily occupy¬ing; that of Visiting Professorin Politics at Brandeis Uni¬versityJohn AndersonAnderson introduced hisprepared lecture by saying,“Certainly one of the keyquestions as we look at thepolitics of the 1980’s is ...whether or not the election in1980 and the reelection ofRonld Reagan last Novemberhas actually halted the con¬tinued dealignment of themajor political parties thathas been going on for at leasta dozen years, and indeed ...(since) as long ( ago) as1950.”The former presidentialaspirant said he did not knowwhether the last two elections“have substituted a realign¬ment for a dealignment asimportant for the future ofAmerican politics as the clas¬sic realignments of 1828, 1860,18%, and 1932.”Anderson then told the au¬dience how he thought each ofthe two parties could realis¬tically build coalitions to en¬sure electoral success andbring about a political re¬alignment in which one wouldfavor one party over theother.Police to realign beats?By Anthony G. CashmanDespite the continuingshortage of police manpower,officials in the Chicago CityPolice Department deny therumored realignment of po¬lice beats and the reduction ofpolice officers between 11p.m. and 7 a.m. here in HydePark and Kenwood.According to a story in theHyde Park Herald on Febru¬ary 13, the proposed realign¬ments of patrol beats wouldreduce the number of beats ortwo-man patrol cars in theHyde Park—Kenwood areaby two cars.Despite the research pro¬posal, Commander RichardDwyer of the 21st police dis¬trict, which includes HydePark and Kenwood, deniedthe implementation of thecutback. Dwyer cited the hir¬ing of 500 new officers byMayor Harold Washington asbeing sufficient to maintainthe current structure.“Right now we have ashortage of manpower due toattrition and not hiring in1983,” stated Dwyer, “but themayor has indicated that hewill hire 500 people this year.That will take care of our at¬trition,” concluded Dwyer.Several officers of the 21stdistrict did not agree. One of¬ficer said “We will lose fivehundred to seven hundredcops this year, as an average, from retirement and attri¬tion.” He further commentedthat “They haven’t hired for acouple of years.”This indicates that the man¬power shortages will continueand beat restructuring ap¬pears necessary in the fu¬ture.Beats were last restruc¬tured over eight years ago.Many officers here also be¬lieved that the protectionhere will definitely suffer, al¬though this is offset by thepresence of University Secu¬rity. He first took up the case ofthe Republicans. Andersonsaid that the last realignmentto favor the Republicans oc¬curred 89 years ago whenMcKinleyism dominated theGOP. The present-day Re¬publicans, Anderson said,could learn much by reread¬ing “the history of the pastglories of thier own party.”Anderson said the GOP inthose past years was extre¬mely pragmatic in buildingcoalitions, and the guest lec¬turer emphasized the impor¬tance of coalition-building inthe American political sys¬tem. Major political partieshave traditionally been coali¬tion parties rather than ideo¬logy parties, he said. Ameri¬can political parties do not“clash on very basic funda¬mental issues,” he said.The successful Republicanparty of about one hundredyears ago rid itself of divisive pietists and campaigned forthe modernization of theeconomy and economicgrowth. It included labor inits coalition, Anderson said.Anderson said the present-day Republican party willhave to choose between con¬tinuing “in the nonideologicaltradition” or continuing“their flirtation, no I wouldn’tcall it a flirtation, I would gofurther than that ...”; “willthey continue locked in theembrace of the present-daypietists, the Moral Majori¬ty?”“If the GOP is going topractice coalitional politicsand broaden its base on along-term basis,” the GOPwill have to disengage itselffrom the New Right.If it does not, the GOP couldrisk alienating the Yuppieswho voted Republican (be¬cause the party is seen as theparty of economic growth) despite their disagreementwith the GOP on social issues,Anderson said.The GOP could also riskalienating the pre-Yuppieyouth vote. “Youth, which de¬spite their newfound econom¬ic conservatism, still listen toBruce Springstein,” Ander¬son asserted. Young people,he continued, are in a “cultur¬al mode that will have themwatching reruns of videos byPrince long after the disap¬pearance of sonar films ofBaby at 12 weeks.’ ” This re¬mark elicited a great deal oflaughter from the audience.Anderson concluded his ad¬vice to the Republican partyby saying he hoped the Re¬publicans “do not reenactthat history too literally. Ifthey did they might end upblowing up another battleshipin the harbor at Havana, or ifnot there, in the gulf... off thecontinued on page fourMedia discuss t.v. in 1984electionBy Rosemary BlinnJohn Chancellor was oncampus Friday. And almostno one knew it.He came, ostensibly, to re¬flect some on the media at aconference entitled “Cam¬paigning by Television:Broadcast Coverage of the1984 Presidential Election”.He joined correspondents andexecutives from ABC, CBS,and NBC; representativesfrom the Reagan-Bush andMondale-Ferraro campaignsand this year’s Benton Fel¬lows who have spent the pastsix months at the U of C.The conference was spon¬sored by the William BentonFellowships in BroadcastJournalism program whichbrings leading radio and tele¬vision broadcasters to the Uof C. This program is the onlyone in the country to pay theparticipants their salary forsix months. It is, therefore,rapidly gaining in popularitywith journalists who want totake time to regain perspec¬tive on their field.This was the first annualconference. John Calloway,the Benton Fellows programcoordinator, moderated theFriday and Saturday paneldiscussions. Calloway is a se¬nior correspondent forWTTW-TV, the public broad¬casting affiliate in Chicago.The purpose of the confer¬ence was for the media andothers to discuss the impactthat television had on the 1984campaign. The program wastaped by WTTW for futureprogram material.Swimmers take third at conferencem The first session entitled“The Democrats Nominate aCandidate” was perhaps theliveliest with Calloway firingquestions at the panelists andpushing them to nail downtheir positions on how well theDemocrats handled electioncampaigning.Calloway brought up thepoint that media coveragecan make or break a candi¬date and, therefore, themedia is biasing the publicbecause “the coverage tendsto go to the candidates whohave done things in the pre¬liminary stages.”John Chancellor, corre¬spondent for NBC news, saidinstead that “a lot of journal¬ism is determined by externalforces.” He also pointed tothe polls as being not only areflection of, but also a deter¬miner of public opinion.Hal Bruno, director of polit¬ical coverage at ABC news,agreed that polls and “who’sahead” speculation havetaken on a greater role overthe years. “The parties havecreated a process that is ahorse race,” he said. Howev¬er, Timothy Russert, vicepresident and assistant to thepresident of NBC, disagreedwith the notion that cam¬paigns are horse races, say¬ing that “the message getsthrough.” He said that peoplestill think about the candi¬date, whether they like him,and what he is like.The second session fo¬cussed on the question of“Has Television ReplacedPolitical Farties?” Russertsaid on this issue that “Theprimary system has in factreplaced the power of the party system,” since theparty’s candidate is decidedby primaries and the nomin¬ating convention is a formali¬ty.Many panelists commentedon the duration of primaries,their cost, and the attentionthat the Iowa and New Hamp¬shire primaries get becausethey are early, even thoughthey don’t represent largesegments of the population.“The most remarkable thingabout this campaign was itslength,” said John Hocken-berry, a Benton Fellow fromNational Public Radio.Chancellor said that pri¬mary’ selection is “the worstpossible system,” and calledthe primaries “terrible” and“undemocratic.” He pro¬posed instead that 50 stateparty conventions be heldwhere the candidates or theirsurrogates would speak. Hecited the advantages of thissystem as “the emphasis onideas, rather than stamina,”and the cut in campaigncosts.The Benton Fellow panel¬ists at the second sessionspoke on local reporting in the1984 campaign. Calloway sug¬gested that it was easier forcandidates to manipulatelocal reporters and avoid thetough questions. Several pan¬elists disagreed, saying thatlocal reporters can catch thecandidate off guard on localissues. Terry Anzur Clement,a Benton Fellow fromWBBM-TV in Chicago, said.“The local media have anability to influence votes onthe issues that are close tohome.”continued on page fiveBEN FORESTMen s swim team placed tnira with a strong showingin a conference meet Saturday. See page nine. INSIDE:THE** PHOENIXA Chicago Lawtradition revivedpage 62i The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985*THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsSteven Smith, Ass’t. Prof.Dept, ofPol. Sci.,Yale University‘Rights, Revolution and Community:Hegel’s Critique of the Liberal State’Thursday, March 7,19854:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122, 1126 E. 59th Streetnosic-nusic* nusicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, March 7 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 P.M., Goodspeed Recital HallMary Therese Royal, soprano; Sidney Friedman, piano.A Concert of songs by Eric DennenAssisted by David Tuttle, clarinet; Gail Gillispie, lute;and Diane Mues, viola.Admission is free.Thursday, March 7 - WHPK (88.3) “MUSIC INf.HYDE PARK8:00-9:00 p.m.Highlighting the Mikado and the University Symphony Orchestra.Friday, March 8 - Young Composers Concert/Contemporary Chamber Players8:00 p.m., Mandel HallRalph Shapey, Music DirectorBarbara Schubert, guest conductorFour World Premieres by graduate composition studentsof Ralph ShapeyChristopher Coleman: Scampata No. 3; Fantasia and Bolero (MarkLusk, bass trombone; Doug Waddell, percussion); Philip Fried:Ancient Texts for voices and chamber orchestra (Elsa Charlston,soprano; Bruce Tammen, baritone); Jorge Liderman: Shir Eres forvoice and chamber orchestra (Elsa Charlston, soprano); MatthewMaisky: Five Songs for voice and piano (Neva Bailey, mezzo-soprano; Eric Weimer, piano).Admission is free.Saturday, March 9Orchestra University Symphony r>♦3CO3G<j>O38:30 p.m., Mandel HallBarbara Schubert, conductorBartok: Concerto for Orchestra; Rachmaninoff. Rhapsodyon a Theme of Paganini; Weber. Overtury to Euryanthe{ Donations requested: $3 adults, $1 studentsSunday, March 10 - Collegium Musicum3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMary Springfels, director.Wanderer’s Voices: Music of Medieval Spain and GermanyAdmission is free.The Gilbert & Sullivan Opera Company is in need of 8-10 ushers forthe March 14th, 15th, 16th and 17th performances of The Mikado. Ifyou would like to see the performance for free by ushering for thatperformance, please come to Goodspeed Hall 309 to sign up.imjsiPtiosiontJsirMJ FUNDAMENTALS:ISSUES & TEXTS PROGRAMNEW COLLEGIATE DIVISIONannounces a LecturebyBRIAN A. CERRISHProfessor of Historical Theology, Divinity SchoolAN HISTORIAN S LUTHERTuesday, March 5,1985Swift Lecture Hall8:00 P.M.Refreshments and discussion in SwiftCommons after the lecture.All interested undergraduates are welcome.COLLEGE STUDENTASSOCIATION ELECTIONS■" 'Petitions for seats on the CSAare available In the college Mallroom and In Harper280. Theymust be returned by 4:30 P.M. onMarehl&ndMELECTIONS WILL BE HELDAPRIL 1-APRIL 10FOR MORE INFORMA TION,CONTACT BRAD SMITH667-1915features 3The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985iRecording for the Blind opens avenues for handicappedBy Ingrid GouldIn the first basement of the HindsGeophysical Sciences Building, hiddenfrom the view of most sighted people,is the one-room Recording for the Blind(RFB) studio. Here, at the ChicagoUnit’s office, university people andmembers of the community at largejoin forces with the 5,000 nationwidevolunteers making study and researchpossible for physically handicappedand visually impaired students andprofessional adults.The volunteers as well as the partici¬pants benefit from this program, butscattered signs on campus bulletinboards, telling of the service and invit¬ing volunteers to lend their much-need¬ed assistance, seem to be unnoticed, orperhaps, often, ignored.The National Accreditation Councilfor Agencies Serving the Blind and Vi¬sually Handicapped (NAC), the onlyaccrediting body that the United StatesDepartment of Education recognizes,has accredited RFB. Their approvalindicates that an agency adheres to na¬tionally set standards for quality ser¬vice, responsible management, andpublic accountability.Unlike the Library of Congress’Talking Books program, which pro¬vides leisure reading, RFB maintainsan academically-oriented library. The1944 passage of the GI Bill of Rights,granting funds for veterans to com¬plete a college education, necessitatedthe creation of a means of allowingthose blinded in the war to take advan¬tage of this program. Four years later,Mrs. Ranald H. MacDonald, assistedby the Woman’s Council of the NewYork Public Library, embarked on atextbook recording campaign to facili¬tate local blinded veterans’ studying.From the humble beginning in the atticstudio at the Yorkville Branch of theNew York Public Library emerged thenational non-profit organization, incor¬porated in 1951. Chicago Unit studio manager BrendaSmith sits at the large paper-covereddesk sipping tea while behind her twovolunteers work on a psychology text.“Nationwide there are twenty-eightmain branches with smaller off¬shoots,” she said. Chicago’s main,downtown studio has three satellite of¬fices in Orland Park, Winnetka, andHyde Park. The 60,000 volumes housedin the Master Tape Library in Prince¬ton, New Jersey are transferred to cas¬settes and sent free of charge to re¬questers via fourth class mail. Theregistered borrowers include “dyslex-ics, paraplegics, and persons print-handicapped in any way,” said Smith.Only students and professionals mayrequest that a title be recorded, butany handicapped person may borrowthe books already transcribed.“We like to get requests about threemonths ahead,” Smith commented.“We try to keep up with the student andsend him cassettes as we proceed.” Ac¬ademic deadlines, however, often leadto a “crash project to get him moretapes.”Volunteers are responsible for read¬ing and taping the requests not fulfilledthrough the Master Tape Library. Twovolunteers, each with a copy of thetext, work together. One sits in the re¬cording booth reading while the other,the monitor, runs the equipment andscans along with the reader listeningthrough earphones to catch any mis¬take the reader might make. Correc¬tions are made by recording over theold material.New volunteers begin to work withan experienced monitor. Once they canmanage the machine, they work in tan¬dem with a reader. When they are con¬fident and have the desire, they maytake a voice test, which is recorded andsent for evaluation to headquarters inNew Jersey. Volunteers may take thissight-reading test in their particularsubject, Modern Hebrew or Mathema¬ tics, for example, or simply take thegeneral exam. The committees, com¬posed of physicists or French scholars,as the auditioner’s subject dictates,consider tone quality, inflection, andgrasp of subject.Ria Ahlstrom, studio manager alongwith Smith, divides the Hyde Park stu¬dio’s volunteers into roughly threegroups. “We have retired people whodonate some of their time, people em¬ployed in some way or another at theUniversity, and students.” Ahlstromsaid. “All of our volunteers are awfullynice people and I am really impressedwith the students. They seem very de¬dicated and want to help a person whois a student just as they are but handi¬capped,” she added.Localy, Leonard Byman. a memberof the community, has been volun¬teering since 1976. “I know there’s aneed for (this service), so you fulfillit,” he stated simply.The Adventures of Regman Susan Gonzalez, a fourth year stu¬dent in the college, has been with RFBfor tw'o and a half years. “I was lookingfor a chance to do something besidesschool work and since (I started) it’sjust been fun. You meet some reallyneat people,” she remarked.Smith cited a few particularly not¬able volunteers within this force of“really neat people.” Slec Sutherland,who formerly worked for the BBC;Margaret Mahan, an editor at the Uni¬versity of Chicago Press; and RonaldDraus, an electronics engineer, re¬ceived particularly high praise.All that work requires the time andcare of many volunteers. Smith sees ashortage of readers in all specialties.“We need people to read computermanuals, and math, electronics, andlaw texts. And we are lacking in medi¬cal and foreign language readers.”Foreign languages must be read in thecontinued on page fourBy Skip and JoelIff 7/t 1£t>JFJMb/M6H3V urn teuMOF/fiTZMAIASXA 7DdMCCf MAY6E1 JfCUL'CK K&t/ LsvfS?■nbMce.. jmll,10*70/ AP&TTVWjP(yrtFCjttisC&Jft/'5C U*£ met Tvtr /kthesa& jVOTED ONE OF THE TOP TEN TAVERNS IN CHICAGO<3-The Chicago TribuneStarting Thursday, March 7th:THURSDAYSTUDENT HAPPY HOUR!2-6 P.M.50* TAPS75* RAIL DRINKSStudents Only(I D Required) MondaysareBEER NIGHTS!50* TAPS$2.75 PITCHERSOld StyleBusch LiteBusch DarkNew Dance Floor!Located on the B-Bus Route!4 viewpoints■■■■■■■■The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985,Opus DeGrogDid you ever wonder why there areso many weird people at the Universityof Chicago? Did you ever wonder whysome people have these baffled looksthat say, “don’t bother trying to talk tome, my brains are chow mein,” andothers have sinister looks that say,“look at me and I’ll gouge cut your in¬testines with the sharpened edge of mycalculator.” Surely there must besome selectivity involved in admis¬sions, some assurance that you’re nottaking humanities with the nextCharles Manson.Well, there isn’t. Applicants to thecollege are not required to have an in¬terview, send a photo, or take a bloodtest. The 1986 application to the collegeis extremely vague in screening per¬sonality.Application to the college-pg.4Personality SectionDo you ha ve one ? yes- no-How many friends do you have?: 5 ormore- 1 to 5- less than 1-Have you ever killed a stranger, orcrossing guard?: yes- never convict¬ed- no-SAT score (use formula 2V+M)The essay section is the one that re¬veals a person's inner self, the admis¬sions office contends. This year’s likelyquestion is: If you’re in a forest withtrees of diameter 3 meters and length25 meters and one is chopped down tomake corragated cardboard to use forspoiled twinkees shipped to third worldcountries, how does this affect the costof Jello in Peoria? Answer using per¬sonal experience. And all the questionsare as dirty windows on the soul as thisone.My years of failing classes by havingother people take my finals has taughtme one thing: don’t put ketchup onfruit. I also learned, reluctantly, to dothings myself. If the university wereincapable, I would have to take the re¬sponsibility for recruiting a freshmanclass upon myself.Where to start? I’ll need some goodpeople. Gary Trudeau, W’alter Cron-kite. and Alexander Haig were all out-they’d aiready been through collegeand were unlikely to give up their half-a-million dollar salaries to be collegefreshmen. Jodie Foster and BrookeShields could probably be inticed totransfer but if they were both oncampus, they’d just bicker over public¬ity, name-call in the Maroon, andspray Nair on each others pillows as apractical joke. It would be ugly.A freshman class should be large so Istarted looking at groups. The ViennaBoys Choir said they’d consider apply¬ing if they were all given Walkmans tolisten to Van Halen tunes during class.Too disruptive-they were out. TheNorthwestern Basketball Team ex¬pressed interest in attending a schoolwhere they could get an education. I al¬most had them filling out forms whenNorthwestern decided to play hardball.N.U. gave each starter a luxury yachtwith a full compliment of captain,cabin-lacky, and buxom social direc¬tor. The team politely told me not tobother sending the forms.I despairingly called my brotherJonny. He always was help in situa- By L. D. Lurvey“Oh that’s some student demon¬stration. They’re protesting the ex¬clusive use of Nutrasweet in Tab bywrapping themselves in sleepingbags until they asphixiate.”tions like this-when I had no idea whatto do. He was after all the white sheepof the family, the smartest and every¬thing else I wasn’t: stable, self-suffi¬cient, in secondary school...“Jonny-I’ve been looking all over fora good freshman class to make the U ofC a healthy, happy Walton-mountain-esque place; where the coffee genera¬tion can study in a mindless bliss here¬tofore reserved for television situationcomedies.”“What the hell are you talkingabout?” That’s what I love about mybrother-his quick responses.“I’ve been trying to find the best peo¬ple to fill a freshman class,” I contin¬ued, “and I’ve just realized that youare the best people I know. So wouldyou like to be my first admissions can¬didate?”“I’m only thirteen” he countered,confused.“You’re worried about alcohol aren’tyou? No. prob. I can get you a fake I.D.in five minutes. You can booze upevery night.”“I’m barely in high school, I don’twant to go to college yet.”“This isn’t just college, this is the Uof C, University on the Midway,” “theteacher of teachers,” “the Harvard ofthe Midwest,” home to over 1000 Nobellaureates.“I don’t know,” he said.“I’ll beat you senseless with a stalefrench bread like I used to...” I threat¬ened.To make a long story go on seem¬ingly forever, I convinced Jonny tocome out and look at the place. At first,he was not impressed.“It’s colder than Hell here.”“Oh, ha, ha, Jonny. Using the Danteor Miltonesque view of Hell as an infer¬no any place could be conceived of ascolder than Hell.”“You know, ever since you went tothe U. of C. you tell these really stupid,intellectual jokes that usually makepeople want to puke.” That’s what Ilove about my brother-his frankness.“Oh my god, what’s going on overthere?!” Jonny screamed hystericallyin his usual even monotone.“Oh, that’s some student demonstra¬tion. They’re protesting the exclusiveuse of Nutrasweet in Tab by wrappingthemselves in sleeping bags until theyasphixiate.”* * *“That’s stupid, let’s help them.”That’s what I love but my brother-hisinitiative.The Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 3^4, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois, 60637. 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Mancuso,Helen Markey, David McNulty, Karin Nelson, Ciaran Obroin, James Ralston, MaxRhee, Francis Robicheaux, Paul Rohr, Matt Schaefer, Doug Shapiro, Geoff Sherry,Frank Singer, Brad Smith, Jeff Smith, Stan Smith, Paul Song, Rick Stabile, JoelStitzel, Adena Svingos, H'lary Till, Bob Travis, Terry Trojanek.Contributors: Stu Foss, Brian Gaffney, Joshua Hornick (Phoenix Editor), Paul S. Ro-senxwtg ' This innocent looking kid was trip¬ping on acid and throwing ice clodsat passing American cars. His sisterthinks about the profits on today’scookie sales.Ceaselessly, and stopping only forlunch, my little brother Jonny un¬zipped every one of those misguidedstudents.“He’s the greatest”, said Steve Sub¬lime, leader of the ill fated protest.“We were only going to stay in the bagsuntil we turned blue, but of course, allour zippers got stuck. If Jonny hadn’tbeen there-another thirty seconds andwe all would have been goners. Jonnytold us that in Tab ordered from a cer¬tain Mexican distributor there isenough saccharin to kill three labra-tory cows, so I don’t think we’ll need todemonstrate for a while, but thanks toJonny this wasn’t our last.”“You’re a hero. You’ve got to be inmy freshman class now.” I pleaded.“I don’t know,” Jonny hedged,“Does this go on often?” Before I couldanswer a tremendous crash was heardfrom the street. We could hear it fromthe sidewalk too. “What was that?”Jonny asked and looked startled in hisusual clam manner.“It was either a dog barking or thatsix car pileup and blinding fire in frontof us.”Without a moment of hesitation, andwaiting only for the “Don’t Walk” sig-Anderson lecturecontinued from page onecoast of Nicaragua in order to send theMarines back ashore in force.”The politician-turned-academic thenbrought up the case of the Democrats.“What are the hapless Democrats?Are they really foredoomed to becom¬ing merely ‘the party of excess for thevoiceless,’ to borrow a phrase fromTom Wicker,” asked Anderson. “Mustthey,” Anderson added, continue to en¬dure the “scourge of humilitating de¬feat in presidential elections?”Anderson said Mondale, for whom he“campaigned vigorously,” is “sup¬posed to have lost the last election be¬cause he did not give the country a vi¬sion of the future under the Democraticparty.”“At least since the time of Joan ofArc,” Anderson said humorously,“leaders who have visions have alsoheard voices”“Who are the voices to whom theDemocratic party should be listen¬ing?”, Anderson queried.The Democratic party needs to“firm up its ideological base,” or elseit will never be able to broker the dis¬parate interests within the party. Itneeds to win back disaffected southernand western Democrats, young profes¬sionals, and “a lot of middle-incomefolks,” he said. It needs to “win backindependents, who chose not to listen tothe clarion call...I sounded to flock tothe banner of Mr. Mondale,” Andersonsaid facetiously.In the last part of his lecture, Andei -son briefly touched on the potential in¬fluence and strength of a third party.Perhaps because of his own experiencewith the National Unity Party, Ander¬son spoke very pessimistically aboutthe chances of an independent thirdparty. He basically said that a thirdparty can serve to introduce new ideasand challenge the major parties intoreforming themselves, and that isabout it.Yet he called the idea that only twoparties could exist in the American po¬litical arena a “mythology.” Citing aCBS/New York Times poll from Au¬gust of 1980, he said that 43 percent ofAmericans do not think thor#» is an“important difference” in what the nal to change, Jenny rushed in to pullthe four occupants out of the sixcars.”“What do you think caused the fireJonny?” I inquired.“It was either the fact that two of thecars were traveling 30 mph withoutdrivers or that innocent looking kidover there hurling ice chunks at carwindshelds. Meanwhile the kid’s sister,taking advantage of the attention herbrother was generating, was making afortune for her brownie group by sell¬ing girl scout cookies.* * *“Kid, kid what’s you name?” Jonnytried to talk him down.“That’s right my name is Kid, how’dyou know,” Kid said and hurled an icechunk at an Oldsmobile. Crash!“What’d you drop Kid?” Jonny triedto ascertain its chemical nature.“I’m tripping on six tabs of acid” hereplied and missed a Buick.“Take 25msl Valium and give me acall at home if you have further hallu¬cinations or complications,” Jonnyscribbled on a prescription pad andtossed it to Kid.“Thanks, maybe I’ll get on a metha¬done program too, You’ve given menew meaning to life.” Kid ran off. Hissister stuffed the money from the coo¬kie sales into her attache case and tookoff after him.“Jonny, are you sure you’re onlythirteen?”“Listen, big brother, I’d love to be inyour freshman class, it’d be fun andyou could even write one of your inanecolumns about my experiences; butthis place is too weird. I’m going backto California, were people are nor¬mal.”As my brother boarded the plane, Iabandoned any hope of introducingnormalcy to the University. I stuffedmy hands into the pockets of my newgreen leather pants, combed my mo¬hawk, tossed back my pewter neckbondage chains, and headed home.There are some things, in life, to whichI’ve just had to become resigned.Democratic and Republican partiesstand for.In addition to “the mythology...aboutthe two-party system,” a third party’schances are adversely affected by “theresurgent anti-party sentiment,”which is “a retarding factor” for newand old parties alike, said the lec¬turer.Anderson ended his talk by saying.“In summary, the GOP...probably hasa better opportunity to forge a coalitionto sustain its bid for majority status.However, the role of the New Right inthat party, unless contained, could seeit narrowing rather than broadening itsbase and defeating that objective.”“The Democrats, dispirited by de¬feat, need to firm up their ideologicalbase before they try to assemble a newelectoral coalition. Otherwise they aresimply never going to be able to brokerthe various interests in that coalition ina credible way,” put forth the guestlecturer.“Now if either party fails singly inits assignment, then a new party couldemerge. When will it happen? How willit happen? I don’t know. I doubt thatanyone does,” Anderson maintained.RFB profiledcontinued from page threeaccent of, but not necessarily by, a na¬tive speaker since the recordings arefor educational purposes.According to Ahlstrom, the reques¬ters are not the only ones who benefitfrom the recordings. “I think the vol¬unteers learn something. I have no¬ticed that many Americans don’t knowmuch about geography. Some of thehistory books we do have lots of maps,which force the volunteers to look atthem closely in order to describe well.”Often a monitor unfamiliar with thespeciality of his reader will find the re¬cording session very interesting andstimulating. “And, of course, youmake new friends,” Ahlstrom added.Steve Swenson, a third year studentin the college and relative newcomer toRFB, captured in words the feeling towhich several volunteers alluded. “Itmay sound trite,” he warned, “butreading is something I realy enjoy—areal pleasur#»-and I like to be able toshare it with somebody else.”Media/1984 electioncontinued from page oneBrit Hume, an NBC news corre¬spondent, commented that any time hehad a question, he could get to Mondaleand ask it the same day; whereas Rea¬gan was inaccessible. Isaacs, however,hypothesized that part of the reasonMondale lost was that he avoided“cameo” or mere show appearances.At the same time, the careful sche¬duling of Reagan’s appearances whichmade him inaccessible was intention¬al. Reagan held no press conferencesduring the campaign, but rather wouldanswer a few questions when deplan¬ing or when making a public appear¬ance. Reagan’s aides chose appear¬ances that enhanced the image of agrandfatherly man who has broughtour country back together.Lee Atwater, deputy campaign man¬ager for the Reagan-Bush campaign,admitted that Reagan’s appearanceswere organized to make him look thebest possible, but he agreed with Ti¬mothy Russert that the manipulationonly highlights the best, already exist¬ing qualities. “The camera catchesRonald Reagan as what he is - a warm,caring, sincere person,” Atwater said.He also maintained that manipulatingthe candidate’s image has happenedfor many years and, “the only thingthat changes is technology.”Atwater said as well that Reagan didnot answer all questions posed to himbecause, “There’s no point in a candi¬date taking any unnecessary risks.”Reagan stuck to an agenda of hammer¬ing home certain points so that therewould be a directed focus to his cam¬paign, Atwater explained.Maxine Isaacs said of the Mondaleeffort, “We were not as manipulativeas we could have been ... or we shouldhave been.” She added that as a result,Mondale’s “was not a television candi¬dacy.”Another issue that arose waswhether the candidates are controllingthe media with this “manipulation of character.” Representatives from thenetworks admitted that they will, be¬fore filming an event, tell a candidatethe most favorable way of standing sothat his best features are highlighted.Correspondents defended this “stagedcollaboration” of the networks andcandidates saying that it is in the bestinterests of the correspondent to getwell lit or evenly composed footage.“What we’re trying to do is get accessto the story,” Brit Hume explained.But does this cause the public to bemore concerned with a candidate’s ap¬pearance than with what he or she willdo once president? Is television tooconcerned w ith how things look, ratherthan the issues involved? Michael Ro¬binson of the Media Analysis Project atGeorge Washington University said‘no.’ He said that according to his proj¬ect’s studies, television spent moretime on the issues dealt with by thecandidates than print media of 1940 tothe present. “Voters know more aboutwhere a candidate stands on an issuenow,” Robinson said.However, Robinson said his projectalso found that while the reporterswere highly critical of Reagan’s inac¬cessibility, the people listened to thefigures that showed the country wasdoing better and voted for Reagan-Bush. What the reporters said made nodifference.Can the media toen really affectmany candidates’ preoccupation withtheir appearance and with winning atall costs? Geoffrey Stone, a panelistand a professor in the law school, com¬mented, “A presidential election is notentertainment. It’s not a sportingevent. It’s the way we elect our presi¬dent.”George Watson, vice president andbureau chief for ABC new7s-Washingtonresponded to that charge by saying,“At some point our (the network's)power stops. We can’t change the sys¬tem.” news 5iThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5,PUR1M SERVICE ANDMEGILLAH READINGSWednesday, March 6YAVNEH-ORTHODOX 6:30 p.m.UPSTAIRS MINYAN-CONSERVATIVE 7:30 p.m.-COSTUME PARTY FOLLOWING-9:30 p.m. Prizes for the best costumes, food & drink$200 Regular, $150 for those in costume, kids freeThursday, March 7YAVNEH-ORTHODOX 6:00 a.m.At The HILLEL HOUSE - 752-11275715 South Woodlawn Ave*CONGRATULATIONSREBECCA! from Morry’s1st prize in our 2nd annual“cookie, cake, and muffin bake off.”Morry’s Deli Come on in and haveHutchinson Commons a nice dayPay to theOJer Oi REBECCA WARNER *200°°Two Hundred Dollars and °°/ct. DollarsFor Banana Walnut Choc. Chip Muffin1st Runner Up Laurie Kurth • 2nd Runner Up Jennifer Cook3rd Runner Up Michael Wolfe • 4th Runner Up Phillip Levey5th Runner Up Robert RichmanThere will be a special mandatory meeting•. ' ' * • ■ V ;of all MAROON STAFF writers and editors$ 7:OOTONIGHT!mMTO PLAN NEXT QUARTER S FIRST ISSUE (HINT, HINT)•REFRESHMENTS•BRING IDEASROOM 303 OR IDA NOYES6 featuresiThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985«THE<PPHOENIXby the students of the University of Chicago Law SchoolSo you want toBy Brian GaffneyMy only major complaint with lastFriday night’s production of “Returnof the J.D.” was that it made me regreteven more missing last year’s“Lawyers in Love,” the first install¬ment of what hopefully will be an ongo¬ing tradition of original musical come¬dies performed by the Law School. Fordespite some sound problems whichhad the audience at times straining fora particular lyric, “Return of the J.D.''was a well-polished, evenly funny pre¬sentation.But speaking as someone whosetheatric/artistic talents take him nofurther than launching an occasionalpre-emptive strike in Labor Law. I wasmost impressed with the wide-rangingtalents of my schoolmates.As a matter of fact, I left the showpondering this question: Why the helldo these people want to be lawyers?Perhaps the answer was revealed inthe thespian’s production itself.“Return” combined the universaltheme of Good v. Evil with the morelocal Law School v. Business Schoolangle, all set sometime in the next mil-lenium. We make this temporal jumpMoot Court finalistsCongratulations are in order forBarry Adler, Peter Krupp. JoshuaPickus, and Mindy Recht, the four Hin¬ton Moot Court Finalists for 1985. Thefour Finalists were chosen on Febru¬ary 27, after Chief Justice Fairchild (ofthe Seventh Circuit) and JusticesBaird and Sunstein (of the Law SchoolFaculty) read briefs and heard oral ar¬guments by the eleven Hinton MootCourt Semi-Finalists. The Justicesnoted that the impressive quality of alleleven of the Semi-Finalists made se¬lection of only four quite difficult andcongratulated all the participants for ajob well done. Final Round argumentsbefore Justice Rehnquist of the UnitedStates Supreme Court, Chief JusticeClark of the Fifth Circuit and ChiefJustice Simon of the Illinois SupremeCourt will be held on Tuesday, May 7. be a lawyer...w Retuwhen three 20th century U of C first-years, Mark Down (played by GaryFordice), B.B. (Jeanne Farrar), andCybil Wright (Susan Peck), are freeze-dried by the elements as they cross acharacteristically tundratic winterMidway. Their bodies are beamed upeons later and thawed by CaptainJames Kirk (Bryan Anderson) and thecrew of his starship, the Free Enter¬prise.Whatever their reasons for matricu¬lating at the U of C in the first place,the trio’s new situation poses a newcalling. The universe has been com¬pletely taken over by MBAs. Justicehas been replaced by calculations ofeconomic efficiency. And — egad! —there are no lawyers, all having beenlong ago re-educated or, if you will, liq¬uidated. Upon their utterance of ashort prophesized phrase, the bewil¬dered first-years are touted by thestarship’s nutty Wizard (played by thebouncy Steve Wallace) as saviors forthe human race.Somewhat sacrificing continuity inplot for the chance to lampoon legalsacred cows from Hammurabi to therecruiting interview, the writers (coor¬dinated by Mike Salmonson) string to¬gether a series of sketches and sexysong and dance numbers. The formatalso serves to showcase the talents ofsongwriters, actors (directed by AmyKossow), musicians, (led by JoshuaHornick), and a well-drilled dancetroupe (choreographed by Linda Ben-field and Craig Williams).Highlights include a hilarious por¬trayal of on-campus interviewing as aprize fight between a tough-guy re¬cruiter (T.J. Anthony) and an under¬weight, underconfident student playedby the lanky Mike Salmonson, who alsodoubled as a writer and performed anumber of other parts so well that onepatron queried at intermission:“Who’s that little skinny guy? He’s sogood.”Nobody, however, was more versa¬tile than 2nd year Craig Williams, who of the J.D. reviewedwrote music and lyrics, choreo¬graphed, performed gymnastics, andplayed a macho Hammurabi, bearinga physique which provoked coos frommore than one woman in attendance.The finale, written by Salmonson andJoshua Hornick, has the three defrost¬ed JDs go to court to rescue the uni¬verse from the MBAs who, appropria¬tely, are portrayed as a wackyreligious order led by the sinsister cult-meister June Moon (Mindy Recht) anddevoted to a Krishna-like worship oftheir deity, The Invisible Hand.This coup, in brief, is pulled off whenthe JDs sway latin-loving Judge Grey-lord (played by Placement guru PaulWoo) with a recital in Epsteinian luc-dity of the ad coleum doctrine.Despite the happy ending, I was stillpuzzled as I left as to why all these per¬formers (people, unlike me, with realtalent) wanted to be lawyers.Then I noticed some awestruck B-schoolers trying to convince them¬selves that their annual productionwould be as successful.And I realized few things would be asrewarding as making a career of keep¬ing wags like that in line. Women air opinionson law and familyOn Thursday, February 28, sixwomen attorneys with children tookpart in a panel discussion at the lawschool entitled “Bringing up Baby”:Juggling a Legal Career and a Family.The panelists included: Brigitte Bell(Butler, Rubin, Newcomer, Saltarelli& Boyd); Deborah Morris (Bell Tele¬phone Co.); Barbra Goering (Chap¬man & Cutler); Elizabeth Pendzich(Mitchell & Associates); Inga Fryk-lund (State’s Attorney’s Office); andDiane Wood Hutchinson (University ofChicago).The attorneys talked about what toconsider before deciding to have achild as well as how to cope once onebecomes a mother. In response to aquestion about the most appropriatetime to have a child. Ms. Morris notedthat in the past the prevailing wisdomwas that one should work for severalyears and become established in a ca¬reer before having a baby; recently,however, more women are having chil¬dren after only one or two years ofpractice. Professor Hutchinson saidshe knew of several attorneys whowaited until immediately after makingpartner to have a child.The women talked about how havinga child had affected their careers. Ms.Pendzich decided to work part-time(three days a week) so she could spendmore time with her child and is verysatisfied with this arrangement. Theother panelists expressed concern that“part-time” attorneys in fact end upworking much more than part-time butwithout full pay, a chance to makepartner, and other benefits such as in¬surance. The women agreed that theyhad become more efficient at work(less socializing and fewer longlunches) so that they could leave the of¬fice at a reasonable hour to spend timewith their children.With respect to alternatives in childcare, the panelists seemed to havetried just about all the options and hadfound advantages and disadvantagesto each. The major objective, the pan¬elists agreed, should be to find some¬one who will be compatible with and agood influence on your child, and whowill remain long-term. The cost of sucha person, according to the panelists,averages about $12,000 per year.The opinions expressed on this pagedo not necessarily reflect those of theMaroon editorial board.Worthwhile movies didn't garner Academy AwardsThe Academy Award nominations for best picturehave been announced and are bad. As usual. The fivefilms that had to be picked, were. Not a single sur¬prise. The choices followed the tradition of highminded films for middle brows with low IQ’s. Admit¬tedly, Amadeus, The Killing Fields, A Passage toIndia, Places in the Heart, and A Soldier’s Storyaren’t all bad. Some are even entertaining. But by nomeans do any of them belong on the top ten list forthe best films of 1984.Here, belatedly, are the top 10. No re-releases(e.g., Pinocchio) allowed. No foreign films (due tototally arbitrary reasons) allowed.1. Repo-Man—the most original film of 1984.Though low budget, intentionally off-center filmslike this are usually hit and miss affairs, the consis¬tently high invention of Repo Man assures its great¬ness.2. Stop Making Sense— the Talking Heads performdifferent but equally good versions of old songs, andsuperior versions of newer songs. Mercifully few au¬dience reaction shots (which are actually muchmore painful in a comedy concert context.) All thenumbers (except maybe the encores) are great. Per¬sonal highlights: Heaven. Life During Wartime, ThisMust be the Place.3. This is Spinal Tap—devastatingly accurate sat¬ire of the music business in general and heavy metalin particular. But made with affection-the bandmembers are idiots, but they’re sweet idiots. And, asa bonus, there’s even a touch of honest pathos at theend.4. Choose Me— five characters stuck in the eternalpentagon. They interact within a web of Dickensiancomplexity. Vibrant dialogue with equally vibrantperformances.5. The Brother from Another Planet—the fourthfilm John Sayles has directed and fully as good as hisfirst three. Only in a John Sayles film can an extra¬terrestrial come to earth and the film still be morerealistic 'and funnier) than almost anything else re¬leased that year. The biggest flaw is a serious sub¬ plot that is a bit too pat in finding blameworthines?for drug problems.6. The Terminator— though fairly low budget, andamazingly effective, exciting and outrageously vio¬lent adventure film. Finally, Arnold Schwarzeneg¬ger has found a role that perfectly suits him. Virtual¬ly every line he utters (though there aren’t toomany) is a classic, such as “I’ll be back” and “getout.” There’s also an interesting plot that doesn’t gettoo bogged down in the paradoxes of time travel. Ontop of this is a love subplot that’s actually interesti¬ng. Even more amazing, some depth is suggested bya true feeling of melancholy underneath.7. Stanger than Paradise—though a bit affected atfirst the audience can soon forget about certain tooobvious cinematic touches and enjoy this traveloguethrough New York, Cleveland and Florida where allAmerica looks either ugly or perversely beautiful.Several very funny moments, and the movie getsbetter as it goes along. Besides, any movie that fea¬tures Screamin’ Jay Hawkins 1 Put a Spell on Youcan’t be all bad.8. Broadway Danny Rose—not top drawer Woody,but still good enough to make the top 10. The lightestand most purely enjoyable film of his post-funny era.Major flaw: this film demands to be done in color. Ittakes place virtually in the present and is filled withcolorful people who wear loud clothes. Filming inblack and white makes it look artsy, not artful.9. The Night of the Comet—this film about post-apocalyptic LA maybe doesn’t deserve to be on thislist. But it was so much better than expected I fig¬ured I’d put it on anyway.10. Ghostbusters—this is to show I’m not afraid ofbig Hollywood hits. This space could just as easilybeen filled by Gremlins, Indiana Jones and the Tem¬ple of Doom or Splash. But Ghostbusters edged themout because it’s the apotheosis of Bill Murray’s wise¬acre character, disbelieving the very multi-millionmovie he is in.i984, in general, was a dog of a year for Hollywoodfilms. Most critics felt this way with the exception of certain reviewers such as Chicago’s beloved Geneand Roger. However, it’s rare when one gets to seetwo films in a year (heck, it was within a month)about which one can securely say that “this was theworst film I have ever seen.” I’m not talking aboutDune, which, though it was by no means a good film,had enough imagination to keep it out of the terriblecategory. Nor am I talking about films one knowswill be awful before seeing them, like Sheena, Queenof the Jungel or Cannonball Run II. No, what I amtalking about is Rhinestone and Irreconcilable Dif¬ferences.I saw Rhinestone with a friend. We saw it for free(don’t ask how). We felt like demanding our moneyback. A movie about transforming Sylvester Stal¬lone from a cabbie to a country singer doesn’t evenlook good on paper. No amount of star power can ex¬plain why this film was made.I saw Irreconcilable Differences with the samefriend, who got in free (I had to pay this time). It hadbeen advertised as a comedy but within the first fewminutes this was clearly not so. A few minutes moreand it was clear this movie had nothing to recom¬mend it. There was such shockingly stupid dialogueand unbelievable scenes that some in the audiencegasped. Others, opposed to the intentions of the film¬makers, guffawed. Quite a few walked out. Myfriend and I stayed onto the bitter end, maybe hopingfor some explanation, like the whole thing was a baddream of a third rate screenwriter. No such luck.By the end of the film, most of us still in the audito¬rium had struck up conversations with our neigh¬bors. So I hope at least this ridiculously unbelievablefilm has created a few new friendships.Many critics hated this movie. Some though it wasso-so. A few (including the redoubtable G & R) trum¬peted it as a great film that would save RyanO’Neals flagging career. Luckily, the public vetoedthis suggestion.So that was 1984. A pretty lousy year, but therewere some rewards if you looked. But the place notto look is this list of Academy Award nominees.comics 7FILMS BLOOM COUNTY 'The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 15by Berke BreathedPersona (Ingmar Berman) 1967Probably Bergman’s best movie, butI’m only guessing since it’s also one ofhis most intransigent works. Liv Ull-man is an actress who loses her voiceduring a performance of a Greek Trag¬edy. Her doctor upon finding no soma¬tic etiology sends Liv off to a beachhouse with naive young nurse, Bibi An¬derson. While there the two go throughsome strange dream-like rituals whereduring one of the most erotic, cubistmoments on film, the women seem toexchange personalities; and then pro¬ceed to a catharsis of their variousguilts and fears. Punctuated by burstsof painful images, Persona presents avivid, dense, and appropriately ambig¬uous mural of a very complex psychol¬ogy; and an acute awareness of formsuggested at the opening and closingscenes by showing us the ignition andfading of a projector’s arc lamp. Beau¬tifully photographed (Sven Nykvist)and composed, Persona has an integri¬ty and grace rarely devoted to femalesubjects. DOC Films, Wednesday,March 6, 8 p.m. $2.50.Talk of the Town/The Whole Town’sTalking (Stevens/Ford-1942/1935) -Believe it or not, Jean Arthur’s inboth of these similarly-sounding titledthings. In the first, Cary Grant isframed for murder in a small NewEngland town, and hounded by theforces of law and order he hides out inMiss Arthur’s residence, where hemeets, and is defended by Ronald Cole¬man. In the second, Edward G. Robin¬son plays dual roles, as a cruel murder¬er, and as a low-key bank teller.Bank-teller Edward is cleared of anywrongdoing, but then mean murdererEdward moves in, steals his identity,and ruins his day. These sound like ex¬cellent bits of cinema, but are they re¬ally comedy? DOC, Thurs, Mar 7, Talko’ the Town: 7, Whole, Town’s Talking:9. $2. z.fthat was jesse helmsON THE PHONE. 5AIP HE ANDHIS FRIENDS PLAN A TAKE¬OVER ATTEMPT ON THEBLOOM BEACON ' KM//HEE'HEEfTHAT JESSE 'MOV TAKE 7HAT&'SILLY WILLYSERIOUSLY ?HOO / HOO f*/,—i«. * ^1*vjj SOLIDARITY.\FORONE fNE,FORI HAVESINNED....... ....lock m pressesPTO ARMS, LAPS.'Mmewi/p^university>9 theater third floor theater, Reynolds Club, 57th I University in Hyde ParkTuesday, March 5, through Saturday, March 9 8:00 p.m.$5 general admission / $4 students and senior citizensa play by Aristophanes directed by Bradley Mott8iThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985,“If a Ph.D. candidate or graduateasked me what one book, besidesWhat Color Is Your Parachute?they ought to lay their hands on fortheir career planning, I would with¬out hesitation answer: Winning thePh.D. Game by Richard W. Moore.It is we!; researched, up to date(for 1985), and thorough. A veryimpressive work.”Richard N. 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Junior Bob Denby placed the Maroonsninth in the 200 freestyle and 11th in the100 butterfly.Seniors Mike Ruddat and Alex Poundhad difficult weekends in the sprintevents, placing 11th and 12th respec¬tively in the 100 freestyle. Ruddat alsotook ninth in the 50.“In spite of all the negative factors(pool, etc.),” concluded coach Bean,“I’m very impressed with the team.We’re losing four seniors and one jun¬ior (Denby) but we should still contin¬ue to do very well over the next fewyears.”Seykora leads championshipsBy Scott Bernard01’ Scott has been known to exagger¬ate a little in the past, but this time he’stelling the complete, unabridged truth.Honest, Friday night the U of C’s JohnSeykora ran the most exciting raceever witnessed in the Field House in the80’s. And he ran it in the most impor¬tant meet of the indoor track season,the Midwest Athletic ConferenceChampionships.Seykora lined up alongside team¬mate Stephen Thomas for the champi¬onship mile as a slight favorite, havingposted the fastest mile time in the con¬ference this season. But at the quarter-mile mark, he and Thomas were run¬ning last. By the half-mile mark,Seykora had worked up to seventhplace, still four seconds out of first. Chi¬cago fans were desperately worryingabout the man they know and love asMr. Big. You could hear the anxiety intheir wistful voices as they pleadedwith Seykora: “Come on, John! Youcan do it!”By the last lap those pleas hadchanged to commands: “Go, big John,baby, go!” Mr. Big had moved up tosecond. But Lawrence’s Joe Bergerheld a commanding lead of 20 metersand seemed capable of hanging on forvictory. Seykora knew better. He un¬leashed a furious kick from the depthsof hell, as the more than pleasantly sur¬prised fans unleashed feverishscreams to cheer him home. He caughtBerger with 80 meters to go, blew byhim. and strode off into history with a4:21.6 victory.Thomas placed sixth in 4:30.5, earn¬ing the Maroons a point in the teamstandings. Points were scored10-8-6-4-2-1 for first through sixthplaces.Seykora’s victory was but a sign ofthings to come, as he led the Maroonsto a third-place overall finish. Coe wonthe conference championship with 125points. Monmouth placed second with76 points. Chicago scored 65 points.On Saturday Seykora easily defendedthe conference title he won last year inthe 800m. He blazed through the race in1:56.4, beating his closest opponent by20 meters. Teammate Steve Eickplaced fifth in 2:03.2. Of the race Sey¬kora said, ‘ I’m pleased with the victo¬ry, but 1 wish there had been someoneinear me to push me. Today was my last•chance to run 1:54 and qualify for in¬door nationals. If someone had beenbreathing down my neck, I might havedone it.”Half an hour before the 800m, GuyYasko also just missed qualifying forDivision III NCAA Nationals. He wonthe 600 yd. run ir. a personal recordtime of 1:15.9 to become Chicago’s only other conference champion. He wasless than two seconds off the nationalqualifying time. While signing an auto¬graph for the fan who flocked to himafter his victory lap. Yasko evinced nodisappointment over failing in his bidfor nationals. “I might have qualified ifthe bruiser from Coe hadn't forced meinto the second lane for most of therace, but I’m just oh-so-pleased withmy victory,” he commented noncha¬lantly.Coach Ted Haydon was more thanpleased with his conference champi¬ons. "Seykora and Yasko ran outstand¬ing individual races, especially Sey¬kora in that electric mile. And theyboth ran very well in the relays.” hesaid. On Saturday Seykora and* Yaskoteamed up with Reggie Mills and Jon¬athan Cole in the 4x400m relay to placesecond behind Coe in a season-besttime of 3:29.3.Yasko also ran Friday night with LapChan. Ned Hale, and Paul Song on the4x200m relay team, whose second-place finish was, in Haydon’s words, “apleasant surprise.” Going into the thirdleg of the race, the Maroons were run¬ning a distant third in their three-teamheat. Hale ran an excellent leg to bringhis team back into contention. Then di¬saster (magic?) struck the other twoteams; both dropped their batons. Haleadroitly passed his baton to Song, whocruised to a 1:35.5 victory in that heat.When the conniving and clumsy otherteams falsely accused Hale of interfer¬ing with their exchanges, the visiblyshaken Hale, upset over the unprece¬dented attack on his character but stillgracious enough to help his inferiors,offered to show them where to sticktheir batons in order to create success¬ful exchanges.Chicago athletes scored in threeother events. Gary Levenson took thirdin the 1000-yd. run in a PR of 2:20, fourseconds ahead of the sixth-place Thom¬as. Mike Rabieh ran a PR of 9:45.6 totake fifth place in the two-mile run.Tim Fields and Chan scored Chicago’sonly field-event points in the triplejump Fields placed third with a jumpof 42-7 1/2, and Chan took sixth byjumping 41-8 1/4.Coach Haydon thought his teamscored “pretty nearly as many pointsas we could have. I’m satisfied with ourthird-place finish. We were almost sec¬ond. but we fell a little short. We werealso going for first, but we fell a lotshort.” After Chicago in the teamstandings were Ripon, with 52 points;Lawrence and Grinnell, with 59 pointseach; St. Norbert’s, with 38-1/3 points;Beloit, with 22-1/3 points; ana Knox,with 16-1/3 points.Men’s swim team takes thirdBy Doug ShapiroThe men’s swim team returnedhome last Saturday night from a cham¬pionship meet which coach Bill Beanhas called “the best conference meetthe U of C has ever had.” Does thatmean a first-place finish and a newtrophy for Bartlett Gym? Not againstperennial conference powers like Grin¬nell and Lake Forest (Grinnell has wonthe conference meet every year forlonger than most of us care to re¬member), but it does mean a newschool record for total team pointsscored. The Maroons racked up awhopping 220 points to finish the meetin third place, behind runaway winnerGrinnell and second-place LakeForest.Although the Maroons have placedas high as third at conference twice inthe last four years, they have neverscored more than 200 points during thattime, a distinction indicative of the ad¬dition of more than new talent to thisyear’s team. The team, with greatersize and depth than ever, has made ex¬ceptional progress and shows genuineehthusiasm, all of which Bean attri¬butes largely to “just plain good coach¬ing.” He rejects however, much per¬sonal credit for the achievements,claiming that “any coach could haveproduced the results and improve¬ments we saw this year, it’s just a mat¬ter of caring enough about the job to bearound.” That element of coaching isprecisely what the team has lacked inrecent years.While the three-day meet was held inthe metric pool at Lake Forest, thechange from yards did not have an ad¬verse effect on the performances. TheMaroons sent 7 of their 18 swimmers toall-conference honors, including threefreshmen—Ray Cullom, Ben Forestand Mark Schleinitz; three juniors—Doug Cipriano, Bob Denby and Everett:Lee; and one senior—Duane Caneva.Caneva was the highest scoring?swimmer for the Maroons. He success-- fully defended his 1984 title in the re¬quired diving competition against astrong challenger from Lawrence. Hethen finished second in the optionaldives, and fifth in the 50 meter frees¬tyle, the highest finish for a Maroon inthe sprinting events. Caneva finishedthe meet with 39 points.Lee contributed 36 points to theteam’s record score, a performancehighlighted by a spectacular final racein the 200 meter breastroke. Seatedfifth after the premliminaries, Lee“turned on the outside smoke,” ac¬cording to Bean, to move up into thirdplace, with a time one second behindthe school record. He also finishedthird in both the 200 and 400 meter Indi¬viduals Medleys.Cullom had a superb weekend in thebutterfly events, beginning with a newmeet, pool, and school record for 100meters of 59.82. Cullom first broke theold records in the prelims, and thenbroke them again in the finals, givingthe Maroons their only first-place fin¬ish in the swimming events at themeet. In the 200 meter butterfly, how¬ever, Collum had to settle for a toughfourth-place finish, even after beatinghis top-seeded prelim time (a newmeet record for the few hours that itlasted) by a half-second in the finals.Cipriano placed seventh in that event,finishing off a disappoining meet forhim, after he had recovered from along illness just a week earlier. Ci¬priano still managed to take fifth in the1500 and ninth in the 400 meter frees¬tyle events, although he had been ex¬pecting to finish as high as third placehad he been healthy.Mark Schleinitz proved to be the big¬gest surprise of the meet, as the top¬scoring freshman racked up 35 pointsin three events. Schleinitz dropppedsome 25 seconds off his 400 IM time totake second place in that event, andalso swam two consecutive PR’s in the200 backstroke to finish fourth in the%©V 8 1/2 by only1309 E- 57th STREETPHONE-643-2424OPEN 7 DAYSMON.-THURS. FRI.-SAT.. SUNDAY8AM-9PM * 8AM-6PM *11AM-5PMThru Feb.Mil.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985iThe University of ChicagoJ ournalism Clubannounces an organizational. meeting8 p.m. on Tuesday, March 5thIda NoyeySOn ParlorThird floor/■ T./ . •Come speak your mind on the media.REFRESHMENTS SERVED BENTON FELLOWS WILL BE THEREYOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTOHEADQUARTERSSales-Repair-Supplies• Rentals by day - week - month:Cameras, projectors, screens, recorders(w/valid U. ofC. 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CallDavid, 684-2286.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING-Resumes, papers,all materials. Pick up & Delivery. Call 924-4449.Prof typing papers, exams 684-6882 PM&Wkds—TA) SAiiyWl—j l_- rCHINESE-AMERICAN RESTAURANTSpecializing in Cantoneseand American dishesOpen Daily 1 1 A -8:30 P.M.Closed Monday1318 E. 63rd MU 4-1062 East Park TowersBarber Shop1648 E. 53rd St.752-9455By AppointmentTHE FUTURE IS ININTERNATIONAL BUSINESSA representative will be on campusMONDAY, MARCH 11, 1985to discussGRADUATE STUDYTHUNDERB1RDAMERICAN GRADUATE SCHOOLOF INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENTGLENDALE. ARIZONA 85306Interviews may be scheduled atCAREER PLACEMENT SERVICESFar EastKitchenWEEKLY LUNCHEON SPECIAL!Tuesday - Saturday 11:00 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. ' >: ONLY s265 • .... , / llipY SOMETHING DIFFERENTMUISHUI PORK, HOT & SOUR SOUP, MONGOLIAN BEEF, DUCK & NOODLES'•TROPICAL DRINKS •Tuesday to Sunday 11:00 A.M. to 1 A.M.Closed on Monday(Corner of 53rd and Hyde Park Blvd.) Phone: 955-2200We honor American F.xpress, Visa, Master Charge, and Diners ClubCLASSIFIEDS The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, March 5, 1985Guitar teacher for beginners and in¬termediate. Please call Dave 962-8423 (days)955-9706 (nights)Childcare Exp. Mother w/Background in Edand Child Devel. Campus Loc. Ref. Avail. Fulltime only. 493-4086Babysitting exp mother ref avail 624-6855FOR SALEBrother EP-20 typewriter. Can be used as acomputer keyboard. $100. Call Leslie: 752-9655.Apple lie with many extras. Less than a yearold. S900/best offer. 493-3955Indiana, Ogden Dunes 40 minutes to HydePark. Contemporary 4 bedroom house acrossthe street from Lake Michigan, $170,000 219-762 9227.BOOK SALE. 25% storewide sale celebratingour 1st year in business at SELECTEDWORKS BOOKSTORE. From March 1 thruApril 1, 3619 N. Broadway (Just north of Ad¬dison. ) open 6 days/wk. Closed Wed. 975-0002.Nova runs great $495 288-5295/962-1987 (RAM)SCENESWRITERS WORKSHOP (PL2-8377)"Issues Of Christian Faith And How It RelatesTo The Social Sciences." Dr Stanton JonesWheaton College Inter-Varsity ChristianFellowship, Ida Noyes, 7:30, March 8, Friday.Have fun and help raise money to send an am¬bulance to the people of Nicaragua, Friday, .March 8, 8 12, Reynolds Club, N. Lounge, $3.50.Sponsors DSA, CAUSE, No to Intervention.PERSONALSMy husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant. If you know of anyone who is consider¬ing placing a child for adoption please call col¬lect 312-848-7971.TAN THE SLOPES-SPRING BREAK '85! SKIVAIL and BEAVER CREEK. 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Treatment will be free ofcharge in return for participating in a 3-weekevaluation of medication preference. The pur¬pose of this study is to examine the effectsvarious drugs have on mood and determinewhich drugs people choose to take. The evalua¬tion involves only commonly prescribed drugs.Following participation in the experiment,subjects will receive 6 weeks of a non-experimental treatment which will be made ona clinical basis by an experienced therapist.For more information or to volunteer CALL962-3560 weekday mornings between 9 and 12.Subjects must be 21 years of age.HAVE FUN!EARN MONEY!Needed: Third and sixth grade boys and girlsfor fun study on art. Earn money! Call Wendyat 962 1 548 and leave your name and number.MODEL UNITED NATIONSCompetition for spots to represent school atNew York conference April 2-6 will be heldSaturdav Mar 9 For info and r*>gistratinn pickup sheets at SAO or call Michael at 947-9352. <; It K A T /A l» I, A V SStudent Rush $4Wed., Thurs., and Sun. evenings^et\asvtvetwCLASSIFIEDSLOX! BAGELS!SUNDAY!Hillel has Brunch Every Sunday From 11 tolpm. Only $2 For a Lox & Bagel Sandwich - in¬cludes Coffee or Tea, Danish, OJ & all the NewYork Times You Can Read.DANCE PARTYThe dance action will be hot. Hazy and Humidat the Summer Fun Dance Party at the Inter¬national House on Sat March 9 from 10pm to2am. Try out your warm weather clothes atThe Party before your exodus to the southernclimes during the break. Free Tropicalrefreshments and snacks. Admission: $3 withsummer apparel $4 without. (21 8, over only).CHICKEN SOUPWITH RICEAdat Shalom TRADITIONAL FRIDAY NITEDINNER at Hillel 5715S. Woodlawn, every Fri.6pm Good Food, Good Company, Singing, $4paid at Hillel by Thurs. noon, $5.50 thereafter.1T'S...A PARTY!GALA will be holding its Winter Qtr.Dance/Party/Ball on Sat. March 9, in IdaNoyes Hall 1212 E. 59th St. Festivities willbegin at 9:00pm and will continue till 1:00, Ad¬mission $3.00 with student ID, $4.00 without. Allare invited.RESTITUTION NOTEXCLUSIONAn alternative to the Exclusionary Rule, basedon restitution, will be presented by Prof. Ran¬dy Barnett. Fri. Mar. 8, 7pm, Ida Noyes.THE LAST LIBERTARIANmeeting of the quarter is Friday March 8, 7 pmIda Noyes. It will be followed by an end-of-the-quarter party.MORTON-MURPHYAWARDSMorton-Murphy applications for contributionsio extra-curricular life are now available forwinter quarter in SAO room 210 Ida Noyesdeadline: March 15.PASUThe iast PolishAmerlcan Student Unionmeeting of the qu.»» tei will be on Wed. March 6at 8:00 pm in Ida Noyes. We will discuss plansto go on a Polish restaurant and movie outingwith the Polish student arouos from Illinois-Chicago, Loyola and DePaul. All are welcome. COFFEEHOUSEFor International Women's Day With AileenPhillips, March 8 8pm, International HouseEast Lounge. Refreshments will be served.(U OF C. MICRO¬COMPUTER DISTRI-BUTION CENTER1307 E. 60th St. (rear entrance). Ph: 962-3452MCD announces NEW Apple products andprices.Bundled packages:128 K Macintosh, Imagewriter printer, extra(external) microfloppy drive-$1695.Same as above, but with 512K Mac-$2295.LaserWriter printer-$4620.Mac 512K memory upgrade-$600.AppleCare (extended service agreement) willbe available soon!Extended price lists are available at MDC,USITE, and at 5737 S. Unversity. Call 962-3452for information.U OF C MICRO¬COMPUTER DISTRI-BUTION CENTER1307 E. 60th St. (rear entrance). Ph:2-3452 The"MDC" is now handling HEWLITTPACKARD, IBM, and ZENITH microcom¬puter products! Here are just a few of the newitems:HEWLITT PACKARD:Integral Personal Computer (Unix PC!)-includes 512K RAM, 1 microfloppy drive,luminescent display, Thinkjet printer, and 2expansion slots. $3395.LaserJet Professional PC Printer-$2385.IBMPC AT - includes 512K RAM 1 1.2 Mb floppydrive, 1 20Mb winchester drive. Limitednumber now in stock! $4503.PC - includes 256K RAM, 2 floppy drives. $1827.ZENITHZ-100 - IBM PC compatible, 320K RAM, 2 flop¬py drives, serial and parallel ports, MS-DOS-$1675.Same as the above system, but with 1 floppydrive and 1 10Mb winchester drive-S2275.Note: IBM and Zenith prices do not includemonitors and in some cases monitor adapters.Until MDC obtains more space for operations.Hewlitt Packard, IBM and Zenith productsgenerally will be shipped directly from themanufacturer to the customer.Extended price lists are available at MDC,USITE, and at 5737 S. University. Call 962 3452for further information.BALLROOM DANCESAO is sponsoring a free ballroom dance practice session on Friday, March 8th in the 3rdftooi theater, Ida Noyes from 910:30pm. in¬struction by Arturo Perez-Reyes. All welcome. 11hueSale Dates March 6-9MEATBEEF ROUND STEAK4 49LB. IGROUND CHUCKLB. (3 LBS. OR 4 49MORE) IPRODUCEBANANASLB.BROCCOLILB. 2849GROCERYDEL MONTE VEGETABLES5/$2HUNT'S TOMATO PASTE3/*1HUNT’S TOMATO SAUCE... v*iOODLES OF NOODLES/$13 oz.BUMBLE BEE TUNA5Q<6V* oz. 7KRAFT MIRACLE WHIP4 5832 oz. IPILLAR ROCKRED SALMON151/* oz.HIDRI PAPER TOWELS249ELS*/mNABISCOOREO COOKIES 49010 oz. 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