The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 37 The University of Chicago Tuesday, February 26, 1985Tuition goes up, but so does financial aidThe University of Chicagotoday announced its tuitionand fees increases for the1985-86 school year, and alsounveiled a new graduate fel¬lowship program whichhelped boost total University¬wide financial aid by almost30 percent for the next aca¬demic year.The cost to an enteringfreshman next fall will total$14,251, an increase of 9.2 per¬cent. For upperclassmen thecost — including fees, tuition,room, and board — climbs to$14,761, or 9.1 percent overthe 1984-85 cost.Tuition in the College risesto $9600, while room andboard for entering freshmenincreases 5.7 percent to $4355.For a typical upperclassmanin a single room, the rate willrise by 5.9 percent, to $5005.For tuition rates in thegraduate divisions and theprofessional schools, see theaccompanying table.The University’s new “Cen¬tury” program, the heart ofnext year’s increase in the fi¬nancial aid package, will pro¬vide 75 four-year fellowshipsof full tuition and stipends,and a similar number of four-year tuition scholarships and merit prizes. The programfor graduate students only, isnamed for the University’supcoming Centennial, in1991-92.“While undergraduate andgraduate tuition levels re¬main lower than those atmost of our sister institu¬tions,” explained Universitypresident Hanna Gray, “it isnecessary to raise them topreserve and strengthen thequality of our educationalprogram.”Total financial aid from theUniversity will be $21.5 mil¬lion in 1985-86, compared with$16.6 million this year, and$9.3 million five years ago.These amounts include res¬tricted funds designated forspecific scholarship pur¬poses.Nearly half of all studentsat Chicago receive somescholarship or fellowship aidfrom the University itself.When external sources of aidare considered, includingthose from the State and Fed¬eral governments and foun¬dations. the proportion of allChicago students increases to67 per cent: undergraduates,70 per cent; for gradute stu¬dents in the arts and sciences, 87 per cent; and for profes¬sional school students, 46 percent.“We must sfrive to ensurethat no qualified student is re¬fused admission for financialreasons and that admittedstudents will have the fundsnecessary to complete theirwork here,” said Gray, whoadded “Our commitment tostudent financial aid has asignificant impact on theunrestricted budget, as do ourother efforts to broaden re¬search and teaching oppor¬tunities for graduate studentswith the purpose of intensify¬ing the quality and vigor ofgraduate education here.” Area 1984-85 1S85-86College $ 8,670 $ 9.600Graduate Divisions S 9,060 $10,050Graduate Library SchoolSchool of Social Service $ 8.700 $ 9,390Administration $ 8,700 $ 9,390Committee on Public Policy Studies $ 8,850 $ 9,570Divinity* $ 8,850 $ 9,825Law School $10,200 $10,920Graduate School of Business**Pritzker School of Medicine*** $10,450 $11,4001st and 2nd year students $ 9,975 $11,0703rd and 4th year students $13,035 $14,395‘Tuition for M.Div. degree is $7,500 per year ($2,500 per quarter;.“MBA candidates in the Business School take ten courses instead of the usualnine.‘“Third and fourth year Medical School students register for four quarters. Firstand second year Medical School students register for three quarters, as do stu¬dents elsewhere in the University.SGFC withdraws funding for ballBy Larry KavanaghAmid charges of deceptionfrom both the StudentGovernment Finance Com¬mittee (SGFC) and the Inter-Fraternity Council (IFC),SGFC completely withdrewits monetary support for theInter-Fraternity Ball lastWednesday night. ButJonathon Persky, treasurerof the IFC, pledged the eventUniversity Church offers refugeBy Tony BerkleyThe University Church at57th and Woodlawn has joinedthe nationwide sanctuarymovement and declared itselfa safe haven for undocument¬ed aliens emigrating from ElSalvador and Guatemala.The . Reverend John Fish,spokesman for the UniversityChurch, declared his congre¬gation’s willingness to harborand support undocumentedaliens from Central Americafeeling what he feels is perse¬cution in their home coun¬tries. Fish states that his con¬gregation made the decisionto join the movement afterstudying Central America fora year with a foreign policydiscussion group at the U of Cand after a fact-finding mis¬sion to Central America thathe and two other congrega¬tion members embarkedupon last summer.The University Church hasyet to be contacted by any un¬documented aliens and has noimmediate plans of harboringany.The nationwide sanctuarymovement is a coalition ofchurches willing to provide University Churchprotection for undocumentedaliens from El Salvador andGuatemala who have not re¬ceived official refugee status.Official refugee status isgranted by the President tothose immigrants who are“unable and unwilling to re¬turn home because of perse-Mugging on main quadBy Rosemary BlinnThree youths are in custodyifter two weekend campus•obberies. Other arrests mayollow.The first robbery took place>n Saturday at 11:10 p.m. onhe main quadrangle. Twostudents were set upon by two)r three youths, one of whomlad a knife.The victims later reportedhe robbery at Woodward?ourt. A ring, a wristwatchind $23 were taken in that in¬cident.On Sunday night, a b-schoolstudent was robbed of one dol-ar at Rockefeller Chapel atibout 11:45 p.m by threeyouths, one of whom had amife. The student then re-jorted the incident and Uni¬ versity and Chicago policetook three males into custody.One of the youths nowr in cus¬tody was said to be wearingthe watch taken Saturdaynight. The student robbed onSunday indentified the threemales and the studentsrobbed Saturday positivelyidentified two. The alleged of¬fenders were described asthree black males, two aged17 and one aged 16.Bob Mason, of the SouthEast Chicago Commission,said that the youths in cus¬tody are part of an ongoing in¬vestigation into neighborhoodrobberies. The youths alsoimplicated three other peoplein other robberies. The policenow have all six alleged of¬fenders in custody. cution or a well-founded fearof persecution on account ofrace, religion, nationality, ormembership in a particularsocial group or political opin¬ion.” (Chicago Tribune, Feb¬ruary 11). Church groups aid¬ing undocumented aliensfound that almost none of thealiens from El Salvador orGuatemala were being grant¬ed official refugee status.Faced with this fact, theSouthside PresbyterianChurch in Tucson claimed themedieval right of sanctuaryand declared their church tobe a “safe haven” for undo¬cumented aliens fleeing ElSalvador and Guatemala.The movement now claimsmore than 170 churches na¬tionwide.The University Church’sdecision to join the sanctuarymovement comes on the heelsof the Reagan Administra¬tion’s recent legal crack¬down on the movement. Rev¬erend Fish estimates thatover 500,000 undocumentedaliens have entered the USfrom Central America duringthe past three or four yearsand that only 200 or J00 ofthese people live in a sanctu¬ary-type situation. Thus Fishbelieves that “the sanctuarymovement was targeted for alegal attack not because it re¬presented a large number ofillegal aliens but because itafforded a public platform forrefugees to tell their story ofrepression and persecution inthose countries from whichthey come.” In that senseFish admits that the sanctu¬ary movement is not simply ahumanitarian effort to helpundocumented aliens but isalso a political statementagainst the Reagan adminis¬tration’s foreign policy inCentral America.The number of undocu¬mented aliens from El Salva¬dor and Guatemala who arewilling to live in sanctuary asopposed to just disappearinginto a large US city is small,continued on page three would go on as scheduled atthe Knickerbocker Hotel Fri¬day Night.Almost two weeks ago. atthe initial allocation, theFinance Committee believedthat they could fund only alow-priced event or an expen¬sive affair. They decided toprovide money for the latter,giving the IFC a $3000 loanand a $750 grant. Later, it wasdiscovered that there w-assome middle range betweenthe two costs. As a result, onWednesday, February 13. theSGFC called upon represen¬tatives of the IFC to defendtheir previously awarded fun¬ding.The Finance Committee ac¬cused the IFC of deception.The IFC, led by Persky,responded that they had beenmisunderstood. It was reveal¬ed that the difference in thetwo estimates presentedcentered around the numberof hors d’oeuvres available tothose attending the party.$500 was deducted from thegrant to the IFC, and theywere instructed to purchasefewer hors d’oeuvres.On Thursday, February 14,the subtraction of funds fromthe IFC grant appeared onthe budget submitted to theStudent Government. RickSzesny, chairman of theSGFC, explained the situa¬tion, telling the Assemblythat he felt the Finance Com¬mittee had been “grosslymisled” by the IFC. The itemwas separated for debate, butbefore a discussion couldbegin, quorum was lost, effec¬tively ending the meeting.Several members of theAssembly, however, stayed todiscuss the issue. Based on astraw poll Laxen of those re¬maining, the Finance Com¬mittee voted to freeze the IFCaccount until a quorum of theAssembly could address the situation.A special meeting of Stu¬dent Government on Monday,February 18, voted to acceptthe Finance Committee’splan to reduce the amount ofthe grant given to the danceto $500, rejecting the sugges¬tions of some members tocancel the funding entirely.At that meeting, Perskyclaimed that Assistant DeanRalph Hamilton already hada contract from the Knicker¬bocker Hotel, and had passedit on to the legal department.On Tuesday, Szesnydiscovered that this was notthe case. The IFC was againcalled into a Finance Com¬mittee meeting on Wednes¬day, February 20. Persky ex¬plained that at the time of theStudent Governmentmeeting, he thought thatHamilton did indeed have acontract. Instead, what theAssistant Dean had was a let¬ter of agreement from TheKnickerbocker, apreliminary to receiving acontract. The hotel informedSzesny that a $500 deposit wasrequired before a contractwould be mailed.By a three-to-one margin,the SGFC voted to withdrawall funding of the dance.Szesny explained, “We (theFinance Committee) felt thatwe had been misinformed toomany times.”In an interview with the- Maroon. Persky expounded9 on his misstatement concern¬ing possesion of a contract.He said that he had been toldby Hamilton that a letterfrom The Knickerbocker hadbeen received. Perskyassumed the letter containeda contract. The AssistantLean confirmed Persk>’sstatement, adding that therehad been a misunderstandingbetween the two.continued on page threeiThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 1985nosic-nosic-nosic *THE DEPARTMENT OF Ml 'S'Cpresents:Thursday, February 28CANCELLED Noontime Concert Series -Saturday, March 2 - University Chamber Orchestra8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallElaine Scott Banks, conductorBach: Orchestral Suite in B-minor; Mozart: Piano Concerto no.17 in G, K. 453 (Deborah Sobol, piano); Handel: Water Music.Admission is free.Sunday, March 3 - University Chamber Orchestraand University Motet C hoir8:00 p.m., University Church (57th and University)ALL BACH PROGRAMOrchestral Suite in B-minor; Cantata #4, “Christ Lag inTodesbanden"; and “Komm, Jesu, Komm”.Elaine Scott Banks and Bruce Tammen, conductors.Admission is free.UPCOMING CONCERTSThursday, March 7 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HailMary Therese Royal, soprano; Sidney Fridman, piano.A program of songs by Eric Dennen.Admission is free.Friday, March 8th - Young Composers Concert8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HailSoloists: Elsa Charlston and Neva Bailey, sopranos; BruceTammen, baritone.Music by Liderman, Coleman, Fried and Maisky.Admission is free.^pnosionogic-nufiicMii Career Planning ForGraduate StudentsSaturday, March 23:30 AM-5:30 PMIda Noyes HallREGISTRA TION FORMS A VAILABLEIN REYNOLDS CLUB 200ADVANCED REGISTRATION BYFEBRUARY 27thRALLYTHURSDAY, FEB. 28, 19851:30 PMSTUDENTSOLIDARITYDAYFORSOVIETJEWRYRALLYRICHARD J, DALEY CENTER50 WEST WASHINGTON1:30 P.M.SOVIET JEWS NEED YOU TO BE THEIR VOICEBEHIND THE IRON DOOR! PLEASE COMEAND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!SPONSORED BY. MIDWEST STUDENTS FOR ISRAEL, BNEIAKIVA, HABONIM, HASHOMER HATZAIR, NCSY, BETAR,CFTY, CJYC, USU, BBYO, HAPOEL HAMIZRACHI, BANKLEUMI, BANK HAPOALIM AND THE UNIVERSITY SERVICEDEPARTMENT OF AZYF.CAMPUS ACTIVITIES ARE IN COORDINATION WITH THESTUDENT COALITION FOR SOVIET JEWRY AND HILLEL-CA YSTRANSPORTATION PROVIDED:BUSES WILL DELEAVINGFROM CORNER OF UNIVERSITY and 57thAT 12:45 P.M. THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsIrving KristolEditor, The Public InterestonRELIGION 4ND POLITICS".'I wm&Mmi I' f§§ i| ''W/AT t W ''Wednesday, February 27, 1985■.i; £/*■i ; 4:00 p.m.Breasted hallOriental Institute1155 E. 58th Streetnews/viewpoints 3Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 1985 mmmmmmmMental Health director responds to recent Maroon articlesA significant amount of misinformation about tne Student Mental HealthClinic has been carried recently in theMaroon, We feel we need to providesome clarification for the campus com¬munity, and we propose two avenues,^irst, we invite telephone calls from in¬terested persons, especially students,to supply us with your comments,whether in praise or criticism, or nei¬ther. Inquiries about the Clinic are wel¬come, too. We can handle these callsbest today, Wednesday from 11 a.m. to3 p.m., Thursday morning, and Fridaybefore 2 p.m. Let us hear from you.Second, we want to provide the clarifi¬cation which follows:Waiting List. There is no waiting list.For the past 29 years we have not useda waiting list. For a population of thou¬sands of young people away fromhome, a waiting list would not fit thesituation. Most students learn their ap¬pointment time as they apply to theClinic. The average interval betweenone’s application and the first appoint¬ment is usually just a few workingdays. This interval tends to be less dur¬ing the early and late weeks of aquarter, and is greater in the middleweeks. The chief causes of longer inter¬vals are a) the need or wish of a stu¬dent to see a particular staff member,b) the student having a schedule ofclasses, labs and employment which isdifficult for us to accommodate, and c) the student is part of a bulge of new ap¬plicants to the Clinic.Psychiatric Hospitalizations. TheS udent Mental Health Clinic functionsto avoid rather than promote hospital¬ization. Over the past ten years theaverage rate of hospitalization amongClinic users is less than six per year.This is about 0.3 of 1 percent of the stu¬dents who use the Clinic; this figure isabout as low as it can possibly be be¬cause it includes students who have re¬quired psychiatric hospitalization be¬fore they ever came to the campus.The contribution of the Student MentalHealth Clinic to the total number of stu¬dents hospitalized each year is only 5percent. And the odds are about 99:1that a student’s work at the Clinic willcontinue just as it began — on an outpa¬tient basis. In addition to the psychia¬tric hospitalizations mentioned above,there are about six more hospitaliza¬tions each year of students who havenot chosen to use the Clinic. Amongthese students are those who graduallyhave become more and more disabled,not realizing they needed professionalcare. And others have become ill sorapidly that they suddenly needed in¬patient care without ever being an out¬patient. A student may avoid hospital¬ization by getting help for a problem ina timely fashion.Suicidal students. For reasons ap¬parent in national statistics, the risk of suicide among young adults continuesas a major issue. This risk is matchedby a sustained and successful profes¬sional effort within the Clinic. Manystudents need, and use well, this partic¬ular kind of service. On this campus,because of our capability for outpatienttreatment of suicidal students, veryfew such students become hospitalized.In the past fourteen years, all of theself-inflicted deaths of U of C studentshave occurred among those who havechosen not to come to the Clinic. Weare absolutely certain that we help peo¬ple cope with this momentous issue.Staff turnover at SMHC. We recentlylearned that some students believe thatthe Student Mental Health Clinic isstaffed largely by relatively inex¬perienced professionals who use a briefexperience here as a stepping stone toother positions. This is not so. Theaverage length of professional experi¬ence of current staff members is about17 years; their average time on theClinic staff is about ten years. The per¬son most recently added to the staffwas chosen from a group of twenty ap¬plicants.Emergency services. The Clinic usesa rather generous working definition ofthe “emergency” category. Further¬more, not only do we work without awaiting list, over 10 percent of studentsare seen the very day they apply, as ur¬gency may require.Schubert to conduct at TanglewoodBy Michelle HartAfter an arduous audition, BarbaraSchubert, director of InstrumentalMusic and conductor of the UniversitySvmphomy Orchestra (USO), has beenselected to conduct at the prestigiousTanglewood Festival this summer.Located in the Berkshire Mountainsof Massachusetts, the Tanglewood Fes¬tival has been the summer home of theBoston Symphony Orchestra since1937. In the past it has featured suchguest conductors as Leonard Bernsteinand Seiji Ozawa.Schubert was invited to audition forTanglewood several weeks ago. Thefirst part of the audition put her in frontof an unfamiliar orchestra for ten min¬utes with the challenge of “communi¬cating a distinctive, but well-founded,Beethoven’s First to the orchestra.”The task of exhibiting “interpretive in¬sight with interpretive integrity” wasespecially difficult with a strange or¬chestra. Schubert likens the experi¬ence to “a concert violinist being askedto perform a major recital with an in¬strument he’s never touched—youdon’t know quite how it’s going toreact!”Szesny returnsThe student government, heeding acall for unity by Humanities Represen¬tative Stephen Menn, voted on Thurs¬day, February 14 to reject the resigna¬tion of Rick Szesny, the chairman ofthe Student Government Finance Com¬mittee.Szesny, who submitted a writtenresignation at the stormy Assembly-meeting of January 31, had asked theSFA court to determine whether or nothe could withdraw ti.c document. Thecourt judged that it war a matter forthe Asse mbly to <k.\vThe Finance Committee chairmanstated that his reasons for attemptingto withdraw the resignation were “per¬sonal.” An interview followed, includingquestions on three scores of herchoice—Haydn’s Symphony «36. Cho¬pin’s Piano Concerto 41 and Bartok’sConcerto for Orchestra.Finally, Schubert lead an orchestraand soloist in the Tchaikovsky ViolinConcerto. “I had to follow the soloistand lead the orchestra without know¬ing what tempos he was going to take,having no idea what he was going to doat all.”The acceptance at Tanglewood hasnot been Schubert’s only success in thefield of conducting. As winner of theAmerican Conductor’s Competition inDenver, she was invited to conduct theColorado Philharmonic for two sum¬mers. She has also performed with theOak Park Orchestra and the youthSymphony of Greater Chicago.Schubert began her conducting life,however, with choral music. Thestrong choral program at Smith Col¬lege caused her to seriously considermusic as a career. As a member offreshman choir, she began developingher own insights into the music and felta strong desire to communicate theseto the group. After an undergraduatecareer of choral conducting, Schubertstudied at the Pierre Monteux Schoolfor Conductors in Maine. Here she con¬centrated on orchestral conducting anddecided that her foremost priority wasto conduct, and not to pursue scholarlycareer in history or theory as she hadplanned.During her second year of graduatestudy at the University of Chicago.Schubert became conductor of the Uni¬versity Symphony Orchestra. Becausethere are many USO members whohave been in the group since Ms. Schu¬bert’s arrival, she has had the opportu¬nity to grow with an ensemble whosebase temains relatively stable fromseason to season. Every year, though.Ms. Schubert must integrate the newmusicians into the group and lead theresulting congregation in the perfor¬mance of new repertoire. Though a career as director of a pro¬fessional orchestra is appealing, Schu¬bert derives great satisfaction frommodeling and teaching the USO. Inthis, as in any orchestra, her attractionto instrumental conducting is foundedupon the wide coloristic range and thechallenge of transforming simple notesand the accompanying technical diffi¬culties of a score into music.Schubert hopes Tanglewood will be“an opportunity to focus on my tech¬nique and observe the masters of thecraft. There is so much to learn abouthandling an orchestra, creating asound and then controlling thatsound.” She admits, though, that in herfield there are never any guarantees ofsuccess or fame. “I’ve been told that,in the first twenty years of conducting.I learn from the orchestra and then—maybe—after that, I can teachthem.” How many appointments? Contraryto persistent campus lore, there is noset number of appointments for a stu¬dent. The Clinic must put limits on Uielength of treatment offered to each stu¬dent so that we can maintain our ca¬pacity to see new applicants quickly,and if necessary, intensively. Takingindividual situations into account, eachprofessional negotiates with each stu¬dent the duration of their work to¬gether. For about three fourths of thestudents, they felt need of the studentand the judgment of the professionalcoincide well enough to pose no greatproblem to the Clinic’s overall capaci¬ty. In other cases the student and theprofessional realize that the needs ofthe student exceed the resources of theClinic. Then several options may be ex¬amined. including a) knowledgeablycoping with a current problem whilethe opportunity for a substantial reso¬lution in psychotherapy must be post¬poned, b) managing on one’s own mostof the time, and returning briefly to theClinic during the most difficult times,and c) a referral for more extensivework right now while also pursuing aUniversity program.What about referrals? Over theyears about 85 percent of studentsusing the Clinic accomplish enough im¬provement in their psychological wellbeing to simply end their contact.Many have gained important new un¬derstandings of themselves. Or per¬haps a single crucial clarification wasachieved. Sometimes little waslearned, but a great venting of pres¬sure has restored one’s sense of equi¬librium. And sometimes a return tocomfort is largely attributable not toany treatment but rather to a favor¬able change in one’s environment. Ifcomfort and function are not raised toworkable levels within the frameworkof the Clinic’s current capacity, ourstaff can provide students with knowl¬edgeable assistance m finding anothertreatment arrangement which fits thecircumstance. About one sixth of ourapplicants elect this option.Again, your comments and questionsare invited. Call 753-2338 or 753-2333during the next four weekdays, start¬ing today.Peter B. Johnston. MDClinical DirectorStudent Mental Health ClinicLaw School follies to get underwayBy Hilary TillThe second annual Law School musi¬cal. entitled. “The Return of the J.D.”,will take place on March 1 and 2 at 8p.m. in the International House’s audi¬torium.Law student Mike Salmanson. thehead writer of the musical, promisedthat the all-Law School production willhave “lots of music, lots of dancing,and lots and lots of laughs.”Salmanson consented to providingthe Maroon with a few hints about themusical’s story line. In the “Return ofthe J.D.”, three Law School alumni re¬turn to the Midway after a thousand-year absence. They discover that theB-schoolers, who are the Monsters ofSGFCCopy machine giveaway at CrerarA malfunction in a copy machine lastWednesday evening, in the John CrerarLibrary enabled several people to en¬code copy cards with huge numbers ofcopies, at no cost. Apparently, a copy-machine repairman, after repairingthe machine, left a part out of place sothat the mechanism which normallyreads the copy cards, was in the en¬coding mode.Later that evening, a repairman w howas fixing another machine noticed aline of people waiting in the copy roomto encode their cards. No one know's ex¬act Iv how' manv people got free copies, or how many free copies they got. butsince library personnel, working on thefirst floor at that time, didn’t noticeanything unusual, the numbers wereprobably, not excessive. There arerumors, however, of individuals en¬coding as many as eight cards with athousand copies each.The copy machine company is offer¬ing a reward of $59 in copies and $20 incash until March 1 to any guilty soulwho returns the card he made. So far,according to Head of Circulation Ser¬vices, Pat Wilcoxen, “five honest peo¬ple have come forward.” continued from page 1Persky placed the blame for the con¬tract mix-up on the Finance Commit¬tee. He had planned, he said, to go toThe Knickerbocker and make thenecessary $500 on Friday, February 15.The SGFC prevented this by freezingthe 1FC account Thursday night. Heclaimed that the uncertainty that en¬sued was a direct result of the freezingof funds. “Everyone involved in theorganization of the ball was business¬like except the Finance Committee.”The IFC treasurer explained that thedance will be reduced in size and mov¬ed to a smaller room in the hotel. Only200-225 tickets will be sold, instead ofthe original 300. Money to pay for the$500 deposit was obtained through ad¬vance sales to the fraternities. Bet¬ween 50 and 75 tickets will be availableto students on Wednesday at theReynolds Club Tickets are $10. the Midway, have essentially takenover the world. These three formerLaw School students are the universe'sonly hope in restoring the Law to theglorious position it once held.There are about fifty people in themusical’s cast, and they are all Law-School students. Salmanson said that itis “really amazing” that so many stu¬dents chose to participate in the prod¬uction “with only 525 students in thewhole Law School.”Law student John Lingner. the musi¬cal's producer, said that a few Law-School iaculty members will play partsin the show. Just who they are will be asurprise.Tickets cos' $5 and will be availableduring lunchtime in the Law School’sGreen Lounge. If any tickets are leftover, theatre goers will be able to buytickets at the door of the I-House’s au¬ditorium just before the musical’sshow times. Tickets will not be avail¬able at the Reynolds Club box office,according to Salmanson.Churchcontinued from page 1For those undocumented aliens whoare under sanctuary, “it is like livingin a fishbowl,” said Fish. The undocu¬mented aliens are under almost con¬stant surveillance from the govern¬ment and are expected to speak out atnumerous pubic forums about the per¬secution in their homelands. For thisreason Fish states that the undocu¬mented aliens who are most likely toend up living in sanctuary are the oneswho are most religiously and political-lv oriented4 letters■■■■■■The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 1985Education: worth the priceEducation Secretary William Bennet said last week that studentsshould ‘divest’ themselves of stereos, cars, and three-week vacations tothe beach. His remarks suggested ways that students might make upthe shortfalls ^ used by the Administration's cuts in government aid toeducation. The Administration’s budget would eliminate aii NationalDirect Student Loans and Work-Study jobs to students whose families’incomes exceed $25,000 per year, and the less-lucrative Guaranteed Stu¬dent Loans to families who make in excess of $35,000 per year. (Currentceilings for all three programs are $70,000 per year). Total student aidwould be limited to $4,000 per year. All of these cuts are, in the Adminis¬tration’s own words, only a first step toward eliminating federal aid toeducation.Bennet has also made statements to the effect that too many peopleattend college, and that these cuts will remove from the nation’s cam¬puses those who really don’t want or desire higher education. In reality,these cuts will remove the middle-class from the nation’s private cam¬puses. Those beach-going, stereo-and-car-possessing party monstersthat loom large in the U of C mythology about “state schools” will goright on paying their $1,000 per year tuition bills without help from thegovernment. The few poor who have managed to make it to the top un¬iversities will not be affected immediately. Nor will the rich, as usual,be affected at all. It is those whose incomes lie between $25,000 and$50,000 that will be priced out of the private education market alto¬gether.Seeing an anti-financial-aid-cut editorial in a student newspaper ishardly surprising. I am willing to recognize that, like any program,there are those who abuse it. And I recognize that the federal budgetdeficits must end — farmers, welfare and social security recipients, andstudents are among many who are going to have to face budget cuts. Butthe worst student-loan ‘cheater’ I knew was a symptom of a worse prob¬lem — the multi-millionaires who divest official income through legalloopholes and thus eliminate their tax responsibilities.When Reagan continues to support these ‘welfare’ cases and spendsbillions on over-sophisticated military equipment that is practically in¬operable outside of sterile laboratories, while at the same time makingit impossible for all but the very wealthy to obtain a good education, thetrue ‘defense’ of our nation remains in jeopardy.I don’t own a stereo. I do own a car (since I had to commute to workthis summer in order to earn enough money to pay this year’s rent), butI don’t have enough money to put gas into it, so it remains with myparents. And taking time off from my schoolwork to write this editorialwas a significant ‘vacation’ for me. Most U of C students I know are inapproximately the same financial shape as I am. Private school stu¬dents are privileged, but we work very hard, and I believe we are worththe government’s investment. Many people may be in school thatshouldn’t be, but apparently some still haven’t learned enough. PerhapsSecretary Bennet should come to the University of Chicago for a closerlook.—Mike ElliottThe “real” questionTo the Editor:Recent letters to the Maroonconcerning abortion have centers j onthe question of the moral integrity ofpersons in the pro-life camp. I wouldhope that the intellectual honesty anddiscretion of U of C Pro-Life at le^st, isapparent to the university communityby the polite and open manner in whichthey conduct themselves at variousmeetings and other presentations.However, even if it is not, in fact, evenif pro-lifers here and elsewhere are vir¬tual fascists, far worse than what evenMr. Stan Smith would have us believe,the integrity of pro-lifers is simply notrelevant to the issue of the justifiabilityof abortion. To say that it is, is to com¬mit an adhominum 'allacy — to attackthe p v.-xm instead of the point.Mr. Smith asserts that the issue is the; jprvesed) hidden agenda of pro-lifeieaw .s. Granted that this could be anissue if one wishes to make it one, but it cannot be the issue. Even if pro-lifersor their leaders were found to be guiltyof gross deception and manipulation,we are still faced with the question ofwhether or not the fetus is a person.That is the bottom line. That is the mostsignificant issue.If we understand the identity of thefetus, surrounding problems becometransparent. If the unborn is not a per¬son, a human being, then abortion is amere surgical procedure, the woman’sdesire as to what to do with her bodyprevails, safe abortions should bereadily available, and all pro-lifersshould go home. On the other hand, ifthe fetus is indeed a human person,then a woman’s right to prevail overher body pales in comparison to thefetus’ right to life, the most basic rightof all. In this case, the fetus is not just apart of the woman’s body. The stateshould protect that life, and abortionsshould, generally speaking, be madeunavailable. Given this scenario, thepotential danger open to womenundergoing unprofessional abortionswould be lamentable, but providing forThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twi<.e weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. 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Ellis, Kathy Evans, Paul Flood, Ben Forest, John Gasiewski, Jessie Goodwin,Ingrid Gould, Cliff Grammich, Peter Grivas, Gussie, Keith Horvath, Mike Ilagan,Jim Jozefowicz, Larry Kavanagh, A1 Knapp. Stephen “Skip” Lau, Marcia Lehmberg,Amy Lesemann, Armin Lilienfeld, Jane Look, Mike Lotus, L.D. Lurvey, Carolyn M.Mancuso, Helen Markey, Melissa Mayer, David McNulty, Raj Nanda, Karin Nelson,Ciaran Obroin, Ravi Rajmane, James Ralston, Max Rhee, Paul Rohr, Matt Schaefer,Geoff Sherry, Frank Singer, Brad Smith, Jeff Smith, Stan Smith, Paul Song, SteveSorensen, Rick Stabile, Joel Stitzel, Adena Svingos, Jim Thompson, Hilary Till, BobTravis, Terry Trojanek.Contributors: Michelle Hart, Seth Rosenzweig, Eric Schiller their safety by legalizing abortionsimply would not justify the taking ofso many innocent human lives.The question of the identity of the un¬born is not a matter of personal opi¬nion. It is an intrinsic property, in¬dependent of whr.t any individual maybelieve. Would .lot the fetus maintainits ’dentity even if you or I wereab*‘*teU i ng before we had an op-pox unity to express our ideas on thesubject? Likewise, the identity of theunborn is not determined by itswantedness or usefulness to society, forthese are purely external considera¬tions.Although science cannot ultimatelyanswer metaphysical questions, em¬bryology and genetics strongly supportthe notion that human life begins atconception. The genetic individuality ofthe fertilized egg is undeniable. Yet inthe face of this, and more compellingevidences for increasingly maturestages of development, why do wechoose not to give the unborn thebenefit of the doubt, when this benefit isgiven even to those accused of theworst crimes in our criminal courts?Bob Hormanngraduate student in chemistryWhat a Maroon...To the Editor:Just a few acute observations on re¬cent Maroons, and its symbiotic pestthe GCJ. Bravo! on the GCJ’s review ofLaurie Anderson and United States-Live (February 8, 1985). Pardon me,though, if I seem a little dense, but whowrote the review? If this was theReader I would assume that DaveKehr would write all the awful moviereviews. But it isn’t and I don’t. Also,has the GCJ given any thought to aweekly Laurie Anderson column? I dis¬cern some foot-dragging on this ques¬tion.Discussing theBy Felix L. Paul“Large Shortage of Black ProfessorsGrows Worse” is the title of an articlein The Wall Street Journal for June 12,1984, by Anne Mackay-Smith, a staffreporter. She informed us that MarionAnderson, associate provost at the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania, said, “Therewas a sense of despair” at a recentmeeting of officials from four IvyLeague schools. “Many of those peoplehad been trying things for a decade,and nothing had worked.”That sounds like a subtle, ritual ex¬cuse. Quite surprisingly, Anderson isblack. But Ms. Mackay-Smith did nottell us so, because she perhaps fearedthat his analysis of the problem,though reassuring to most white peo¬ple, might be highly offensive to manyblack folk.I, for one, find it very difficult to con¬ceive of any Ivy League officials beingin “despair” about black students. It iseven more difficult to imagine whattechniques and strategies they havetried that haven’t “worked.”Incidentally, the “decade” referredto was 1974 to 1984, a time when OhioState University was quite active in re¬cruiting. At a language conference inthe mid-70s, I heard an official fromthat university say, proudly, “We got55 percent of the honor students fromthe black colleges last year.”Surely, those Ivy league officialscould have gone to their local highschools and recruited a few promisingyoung biack students and trained themthoroughly themselves in a muchshorter period of time.Where, indeed, should Ivy League of¬ficials expect to find top black profes¬sors? Obviously, within their ownranks, first, because they are some ofthe oldest and most prestigious institu¬tions in the country — Harvard (1636),Yale (1701), Pennsylvania (1740), Prin¬ceton (1746), Columbia (1754), Brown(1764), Dartmouth (1769), and Cornell(1865). Second, they were religious andhumanitarian in orientation. “Open yegates, that the righteous nation, whichkeepeth the truth, may enter in.” Har¬vard. “...Maintained and cherishedfrom generation to generation, for theadvancement of the public good, and About your February 15th/January18th/January 25th edition: I like theconcept! The reader is given a sense oftime travel, jarring temporal disloca¬tion, as he or she thumbs through thepages. It may be fun, but is is question¬able whether such slick diachronic illu¬sion belongs in the pages of our Univer-itv paper, “He who controls thep esent controls the future. He whoeontrolskthe past controls the pres¬ent.” Get the picture?Concerning J. Joseph Donermeyer’sletter in that same issue: though he hasrepeatedly resisted the attempt, I(again) endorse Mr. Donermeyer asPresident of the Society for the Preven¬tion of Cruelty to Sidewalks. I also ap¬plaud their choice of faculty advisor,professor emeritus and one-time poss¬ible Nobel Laureate Gic Hooglemann.The entire academic communityshould rise up against the recent Ku-viasungnerk decision to exclude Dr.Hooglemann from the ice-carving con¬test, “on the grounds of inability.” Theman has suffered enough, one wouldthink.Regman is a great strip! It is welldrawn and quite funny. In fact, it isabout the only quality humor (writtenor drawn) that the Maroon has recent¬ly run. I clipped the February 15thpanels, which is an honor I bestow onlyto The Far Side and Zippy. My sense ofRegman is that it is the ideal mediumfor the portrayal of the tragic, yetheroic, life of Gic Hooglemann. facultyadvisor of the Society for the Preven¬tion of Cruelty to Sidewalks.Finally, I am distressed by the de¬cline of the quality of letter headlines.Letter headlines should be provoca¬tive, even sexy, yet succinct. Theyshould be thoughtful, yet not stray.They should utilize the latest techno¬logy.Jeffrey Bennerjust trying to be helpfulblack studentthe Glory of Almighty God.” Colum¬bia.But, instead of showing the way, theIvy League schools usually mirroredthe cultural models offered to them.“The righteous nation” actually meantyoung white men, most of them pros¬pective members of the clergy. Womenand Blacks were not included. In fact,at that particular time, a black malewas politically regarded as being onlythree-fifths of a man.Yet many of those same young men,motivated by religion, tried earnestlyto effect changes by moral persuasionand responsible social outreach. Be¬cause of their long and persistent ef¬forts, a few blacks were finally admit¬ted to all the Ivy League schools exceptPrinceton, and some of them graduat¬ed with honors.Yale was the first to award a Ph.D.to a black person, and the first to electone to Phi Beta Kappa — Edward Bou-chet, in Physics, in 1876. But whenHarry Washington Greene’s book enti¬tled Holders of Doctorates AmongAmerican Negroes was published in1946, with a list of the 381 blacks whohad received doctorates from 1876 to1943, it was revealed that Yale hadawarded only ten, whereas Columbiahad awarded 35, Pennsylvania 28, Cor¬nell 25, and Harvard 25.By 1943, the eight Ivy League schoolscombined had awarded only 125 doctor¬ates to blacks, whereas eight otherschools — Chicago, Ohio State, Michi¬gan, New York U., Iowa, Pittsburgh,Illinois, and Wisconsin — had awarded141.Significantly, all the Ivy Leagueschools except Cornell were estab¬lished more than 100 years before Chi¬cago (1892) and Ohio State (1870). But,in 1943, Chicago led all schools with 40doctorates, all of them Ph.D.’s. Andthe happy fact is there has been nogreat outcry at that school that blacksmight dilute standards. Ohio State hadalso awarded 22 Ph.D.’s to blacks andwas making steady progress.There were many black students atIvy League schools in the 1950s and1960s. At least 12 were in languageclasses with me at Columbia. But ourcontinued on page sevenOpus Degrog viewpoints 5iThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 1985 ■■■■■■■■A couple of weeks ago, I wrote abouta fictitious winter festival called Win-terschnook. .t was supposed to be thegreatest festival ever with the RollingStones, a champagne fountain, BrookeShields, helicopter rides and Don Le¬vine all crammed into Ida Noyes hall.Anyway a lot of people didn’t under¬stand it and thought it was just a ’•am¬bling “stream of consciousness”. Well,reality has proven itself to be more bi¬zarre than any conceivable fabrica¬tion. Last week my lovely mailbox inReynolds Club held this inticing invita¬tion.In conjunction with Kuviasung-nerk, the president of the univer¬sity, Hanna Hoi born Gray, the es¬teemed announces a plan to havePARTYto celebrate the increase in tu¬ition, workload and number offinals by three thousand percentnext quarter. Ida Noyes hall, Fri-day night.I only needed to see the one word,Kuviasungnerk, to know fun was instore. To me, Kuviasungnerk has be¬come the Mr. Goodwrench seal ofguaranteed satisfaction for my party¬ing needs.Friday was a lovely night. WhileNoah strapped down the animals forthe voyage, I convinced my friendsJim and Dean to attend this promisingevening with me.As we approached Ida Noyes I couldfeel the anticipation bubbling out myears. It was about midnight so theparty should be cooking. Luckily theentrance wasn’t that crowded; I hate itwhen everyone hangs out by the door.In the first room we went into, they hadsome silent movies. I really enjoyedthose until I was asked to stop puttingpopcorn into the projectors.“Let’s check out the other rooms,”Jim suggested. I hated to leave ourtable, it had taken me so long to choosethis particular table out of the twentyseven that were empty. Anyway, I don’t know if we were lucky or what,but we were able to get a table in theother room as well. Two people headedfor the door. They were probably goingto tell all their friends about this fest.The oand came out and they were rock¬in’ . It was a new type of music, sor t of acombination of Wayne Newton andTwisted Sister. There was a lot of roomon the dance floor but that was alleviat¬ed by this one girl who was doing thisgreat new dance. She would run aroundher partner and then take off for theother side of the gym. Once at the wall,she’d turn, gather speed, and run pasther partner to the other wall. Thisworked pretty well until the third fly¬by when she ran into her partner andthey both left the room to wipe off theblood.“Fun’s over, let’s try the nextroom,” Dean stated. The next roomhad food and of course that’s where thepeople were. Dean found something heliked.“Hey, you gotta’ try these,” hesaid.“What are they?” I cautiously in¬quired.“They’re bacon wrapped aroundfat,” he stated matter of factly.“I think I’ll pass,” I said.“Hey you, want some bacon wrappedin fat?” Dean said, harassing a strang¬er.“What?” the confused girl im¬plored.Dean tried to explain but he had abacon fatball in his mouth, and sinceyou can’t chew fat or talk with it inyour mouth, Dean did the only thing hecould — he spat it out on the girl.“Oh, good etiquette,” she replied in¬dignantly.“Do you think it would be a faux pasif I placed the fatball I’m eating backon the tray?” Jim asked the belea¬guered girl.She left.“Smooth, Dean,” Jim said sarcasti¬ cally.“Oh yeah?” Dean replied verbose¬ly-The last room left at the party, be¬sides the ccatcheck room, which wasramblin’ too, was the Ida Noyes Li¬brary. There was a comedienne at apiano and a person standing at a micro¬phone with a guitar. Fate smiled on usagain as we were able to get a tablenear the stage. I just can’t believe thisgirl hasn’t done Letterman yet; shehad me in tears.“Social Security, is that a joke?” shesaid and laughed. Yes, I’m sure whatF.D.R. had in mind when he institutedthe program was, “gosh the depres¬sion’s been so gloomy why not start aI had high expectations of a repeatof last year’s Ida Noyes party whenHanna convinced guest Julio Igle-sias to sing a few medleys. social program just as a joke.”“You think you’ll ever collect fromthat? Ha. Ha.” That was funny. Theguitar player played a noted andlooked stupid.“Can I talk to you a minute aboutcats?”“Yes, but just a minute,” Jim heck¬led.“Don’t you hate it when cats vomit?”She’d hit a nerve there. Nothing I hateworse than a bunch of cat vomit, ex¬cept dead goldfish like when they getall bloated and you’ve got to fish themout with your hands...“It sounds like this: glurgg, glurgg.”That was g^od good to know. Instead ofbirdcalls, I could now call vomitingcats.“And then in the morning you step onit and say, Awww, did someone leave awet towel on the floor?” The guitarplayer played a wrong note and looked-stupid.“And how come I can’t write offthese leather pants I bought for myperformance, but I can write off my $50to channel 11.?” Could have somethingto do with your performance, dear.“Now we’d like to do a song for youthat we wrote and is getting airplay onthe west coast.” Translation: someoneis using the album as a Frisbee in Cali¬fornia.“Let’s leave,” Dean suggested.As we headed for the door, we saw astudent remove a three pound slab ofcheese from the food room and head tothe door munching huge bites out of it.Good etiquette, buddy.EPILOGUE: The party was such awild success I had to sleep in the nextday. When I aw'oke in a drunk-with-content-stupor. I had a disturbingthought. If this was Hanna’s party,where had Hanna been? What if Hannahad been the comedienne? There was acertain resemblance and Chicago mag¬azine said Mrs. Gray was noted for herimpressions. If Hanna was the comedi¬enne, then, Lord help me. I’ve seen ouruniversity president in leather pants. Itold you truth was stranger than fic¬tion.There will be a meetingof all Maroon staffwriters and editors onTuesday, February 26that 7:30 p.m.in room 303 of Ida Noyes•next quarter's first issue•design changes•story organization•assignments 1309 E. 5 7th STREETPHONE-643-2424OPEN 7 DAYSMON.-THURS. FR1.-SAT. SUNDAY8AM-9PM 8AM-6PM *tlAM-5PMThru Feb.— — -6 FeaturesAnd you thought this was just the University steam plant over on StonyIsland? This shrine is the ultimate goal of the Urban Spelunkers, U of Cstudents who roam the steamy islands of the University’s undergroundheating system. There are other equally compelling stops on the tour,however.... Urban Spelunking: the unEarlier this year, I had the opportu¬nity to engage in one of the more un¬usual illicit sports practiced on collegecampuses across the country: wander¬ing through the University’s steam tun¬nel system, or as its practitioners callit, ‘urban spelunking’. What followsare notes from the underground.DescentIt’s another Arctic night in Chica»w.the temperature hanging a few degri c-above zero. All evening I've been reel¬ing like the little kid allowed to stay uplate and witness some cosmic event,perhaps the moon landing, whichscience-conscious parents deemed im¬portant enough to delay my bedtime to1 a.m. Five guys and two girls — one avisitor from the University of Michi¬gan, the remainder U of C natives —add to the deliciously corny feeling ofbeing caught in a mystery novel forthirteen-year-olds. We stomp our feetand try to look inconspicuous as wewait for one of the tour leaders FrankCassidy and Milo Smith to unlock thegrate and let us enter. It’s midnight,but this part of the campus is swarm¬ing with people. Nerking makes ittough on ubran spelunkers.Finally, we decide this place isn’tgoing to become any iess crowded, sothe grate is opened and we disappearinto the ground. I’m sure at least fif¬teen people saw' us, but that might bejust paranoia. What the hell, it’s a bigcountry, if a few people decide to disap¬pear for a while nobody will notice. Wtells me he’s never taken down thislarge a group before. Thanks, Frank,glad to know I helped break a record.But the grate comes down, the graywooden door closes, and it’s too late toback out now.Flashlights are switched on, pillow¬cases are pulled out that I made fun ofearlier. I’m not making fun of themnow; the temperature must be at least90 degrees, and coats are eagerlystuffed away. Tee-Shirts are de rigueur for the evening. One tee-shirt is partic- abularly valuable; it is a map of the en- th«tire steam tunnel system.The flashlights play on the gray tun- ganel walls, on the maze of pipes with in;flaking insulation, on the drain filled inwith rusty and filmy water running evalong our path, on the layers of crusted TIg‘' 'k i,ai c arpet the floors and wails, wl• c-> vou think of a better word for it wlih: i.v;!,.?, “like. No, I can’t; th<and * wish i hadn’t worn my tennis thshoes with hoies in them tonight. snThe steam hisses loudly, and the heat ofpresses close; a complex matrix of Sevalves and pipes and wires moves past snus as we start down the tunnel — it’s tojamazing that all of this equipment anmanages to u'ork properly. Two large unpipes carry steam to the Quads and the ofhospital, two smaller pipes bring backthe condensation, and a welter of stillsmaller pipes carry water and phone rucables and steam to each individual “qbuilding. Frank tells us that each of the loimain pipes carries steam pressurized thito 160 PSI and heated to 400 degrees F. yoNot quite as bad as the surface of agVenus, but close enough for us; if one coof these breaks, we’re in deep trouble. ie<As the conversation continues, it be- pj(comes obvious we have a rich supply of ailmath and physic majors with us to¬night. W and R point out that the pipe prboth bends in the tunnel and sits on surollers to allow for expansion and con- rotraction; in summer the heat to one of m;the pipes is shut off, and without such ni<provisions the expansion and contrac- th<tion resulting from such extreme tern- prperature changes would warp and crin- in;gle the pipe. Somebody wonders how ie<fast the steam is moving through a pipe m;that goes into the hospital. To figure ]this out, one only* needs know the lainumber of BTU’s the hospital uses: th<conservation of energy and heat of va- kitporization takes care of the missing abpieces. “Come on Frank,” teases th;Mike, “a good physics major should be aonKasparov-Karpov ruling represents FIDE failureWtBy Eric SchillerThe unprecented termination of theWorld Chess Championship fits into apattern of decisions made by FIDE(World Chess Federation) PresidentCampomanes over the past few years.In 1983, he ignored the explicit re¬quests of Gary Kosporov and ViktorKorchnoi, then battling for the right tochallenge W’orld Champion Karpov,and placed the match in Pasadena, Ca¬lifornia. The players had expressed apreference for another site. The deci¬sion was taken without consulting ei¬ther the players or high-ranking FIDEofficials.When the Soviets boycotted thematch (for reasons which are not unre¬lated to the Olympic boycott the follow¬ing year), Campomanes declaredKorchnoi the winner only to back downshortly thereafter and reschedule thematch on three weeks notice. This re¬versal involved financial considera¬tions including compensation to the or¬ganizers of the Pasadena match. Theyhave not received a penny to date. De¬spite the best efforts of the British or¬ganizers, the match in London (De¬cember 1983) was held in inadequatecircumstances and it was clearly evi¬dent that Campomanes had no concernfor the World Championship cycle.This attitude was displayed againwhen Campomanes pushed through anabsurd shortening of the cycle fromthree years to two. The result of thischange has been a fiasco. As of today,only two of the five qualifying tourna¬ments have been organized. Of thethree qualifying tournaments for men,only two are in place, since the Norwe¬gian chess federation withdrew theiroffer to host the third tournament afterCampomanes tried to force them to in¬crease the prize fund well beyond theagreed amount. The two tournamentsfor women have not been assigned, de¬spite the fact that the tournamentswere slated to begin in May and that aminimum of four months notice shouldbe given to the participants. In fact,Rachel Crotto, one of America’s best female players, may have to give upher quest for the world title becauseshe will not be able to give her employ¬er reasonable notice for vacation timerequired to participate in the event.British Grandmaster RaymondKeene, Chairman of FIDE’s commit¬tee on Chess Information, Publicationsand Statistics and President of theCommonwealth Chess Association, anda competent organizer who has bailedout Campomanes in the past (organiz¬ing both the 1983 Kasparov-Korchnoimatch in London, and on six(!) daysnotice, the USSR - World match in Lon¬don this past June,) has served noticethat he will not come to the rescue thistime. It seems that he is having secondthoughts about the two-year cyclewhich he once supported. Shamefully,the United States delegate has general¬ly supported Campomanes. Of theUnited States representatives, onlyZonal President Arnold Denker op¬posed the two year cycle which hasplunged ihe chess world into chaos.Delegate Donald chultz has, in general,been very supportive of Campomanes’actions.By calling a halt to the Champion¬ship match, Campomanes has createdenough turmoil that he might be able tocover his tracks on the other failures ofhis presidency. He interrupted a trip tothe United Arab Emirates, where hewas trying to resolve the question ofIsraeli participation in the 1986 ChessOlympics to fly to Moscow to intervenein the match. Campomanes awardedthe Olympiad to the UAE even thoughhe knew that they would be unable tomeet the FIDE regulation that allFIDE members in good standing mustbe invited to participate in Israel,which has hosted such events (1964 and1976, the latter boycotted by the Sovietand Arab blocs) and insists on its rightto participate. Keene, Schultz, andCampomanes have been trying to workout an acceptable arrangement buthave not yet succeeded. A high rankingofficial of the UAE Chess Federationsaid as long ago as August 1983, when he was in Chicago for the World YouthTeam Chess Championships, thatCampomanes had “assured” him thatIsraeli participation would not be anissue, and that the need not be inviteddue to an escape clause about nationsat war. The UAE is best known in chesscircles as the site of one of the mostblatant examples of cheating in recentyears, an affair In which two brotherswere paired against each other in thefinal round of an event (contrary tonormal practice), with one needing towin to earn an international title. Theother brother failed to arrive and for¬feited the game. The game was resche¬duled and the brother who needed thewin did so quickly and, evidently, with¬out opposition. Campomanes was pres¬ent and lent his approval to the wholeaffair, over the objections of all thenon-UAE participants. The case is stillbeing protested.Given Mr. Campomanes’ frequentflouting of the rules and lack of concernwith the wishes of the chessplayers in¬volved in various events, it comes as nosuprise that he terminated the WorldChampionship match over the objec¬tions of both the champion and his chal¬lenger. Naturally he could not haveachieved this without at least the tacitapproval of Soviet authorities.Throughout the match he has demon¬strated hir> inability to obtain any con¬cessions from them and further coo¬perated in a number of measureswhich antagonized the press. To citejust a few instances from my own expe¬rience, covering the first three weeksof the match for various print and elec¬tronic media: Campomanes refused todisclose the size of the prize fund, andsuggested that such questions were im¬proper. He refused to assist in the ob¬taining of visas for accredited journal¬ists (in fact, he advised me not to seekan extension of my own visa even afterit became clear that my replacement,David Goodman of London, was notgoing to get his on time. I managed toobtain the extension with the coopera¬tion of vSoviet officials.) He took fre¬ quent trips away from Moscow, tour- injing the Soviet countryside while major agproblems existed at the match. phCampomanes, a personal friend of arFerdinand Marcos, has ruled FIDE in toian autocratic manner, rarely consult¬ing even his FIDE officers. One such saofficer, a long-time friend of Campo- ligmanes, complained privately in Mo- wcscow that he had not been consulted pl«about any of the important decisions camade by the FIDE President. Campo- usmanes has always been able to muscle gathe required number of votes to imple- sp,ment his policies, often with the help of exrich Asian entrepeneurs (who bailed co;out the USSR-World match in London iniat the last minute with a large input of foicash, for which one of them was award- haed the post of Captain of the Rest of the anWorld team, a post which might be ex- pepected to go to a competent chess- sp<player of at least Grandmaster in|strength.) The match ended with a du21-19 Soviet win.So the illegal and unfair actions of ]the past week fit into a pattern of be- infhavior consistent with Campomanes’ m<handling of the office of FIDE Presi- Phdent. He will, no doubt, turn a deaf ear ahto the many cries for his resignation, sy*and will probably try to coiain suffi- tocient financial backing to mount a re- cicelection campaign. It is not significant se]that the election will be held in the latUnited Arab Emirates during an Olym- sapiad which will probably lack Israeli m<participation (and possibly other Frteams who will boycott the event as a lo\result thereof.) befriEric Schiller is an International Ar- Frbiter of FIDE National Master, and re:author of numerous books, /bout ‘ s. tuiHe has translated books oy wtr Anaio- otily Karpov and his challenger Gary Kb - ahsparov. During the first three weeks of pothe World Championship match he was thein Moscow providing coverage for As- es<sociated Press, German and American naTelevision, and various media in Bri- 1tain, IcelandSwitzerland and the Unit- qued States. tuiFeatures 7inderground guide to higher educationiThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 19851able to estimate the number of BTU’sthe hospital uses.”The dance of patterns, the puzzlegame that makes science so fascinat¬ing. I’m certainly getting a good lessonin heating technology, but I’m aftereven more interesting game tonight.The physics of the steam tunnels is notwhat brought me down here, nor is itwhat brought my guides down, eventhough they dabble in it now and thenthis evening. Why do this? Is it the verysmall but very real danger? One blastof steam and we’re all cooked hot dogs.Send us to Morry’s. But the risk is verysmall — these pipes are well-put-together, and despite the piles of rustand unsettling bangings and hissings,unlikely to fall apart during the coupleof hours we will be down here ..Special CourtyardsMy philosophical musing are inter¬rupted by the first stop of the evening.‘‘Try and guess where we are,” says Rlooking up the ladder that leads back tothe cold. ‘‘I can guarantee it’s a placeyou’ve never seen before.” He’s rightagain, of course. It’s a most unusualcourtyard that you can’t get into it un¬less you are an Oriental Institute em¬ployee, a parachutist with exceptionalaim — or an urban spelunker.We climb out into the snow andprance around in the magic courtyard,surrounded by four high walls androofed with the clear sky. Somebodymakes knowing comments about “anice place to bring a date.” But only inthe summer — within seconds the op¬pressive heat of the tunnels starts look¬ing better and better, and soon weleave the courtyard to some future ro¬mantics and return to our journey.Flashlights illuminate a few ratherlarge cockroaches on the wall. At leastthey are down here rather than in mykitchen. Mike makes a few old jokesabout radioactivity, and then mentionsthat “someone once claimed they sawa rat down here, but I’ve never seenone.” I hope we keep it that way. A fewscattered cockroaches I don’t mind,but I’ve avoided rats in tunnels afterseeing a certain scene in El Nortewhere two Guatamalan peasants try¬ing to enter the US through a old sew¬age tunnel are overrun by rats — not apleasant sight. But the cockroachesare the only vermin we are accosted by-tonight.We continue down the narrow pas¬sageway, aided now by ^he regularlights of the tunnel (when asked whywe didn’t use them before, Mike ex¬plains, “We forgot about them.”) Oc¬casionally larger rooms open aroundus, full of complicated valves andgauges. We duck underneath a crawl-space and into a subbasement. Frankexplains how the furnace in front of usconverts the steam to a forced-air heat¬ing system. “Now, the thing about aforced-air system is that you musthave larger ducts to conduct the sameamount of heat,” ducts so large that aperson can fit through them. W and Rspent one night squirming and contort¬ing through the baffles of the heatingducts.A Narrow EscapeI ask Frank what was the most excit¬ing time he had had on a tour. He tellsme of a clandestine assault on thePhysical Plant that triggered thealarms designed to signal leaks in thesystem. After following the pipes backto their source, Frank and a friend de¬cided to actually explore the plant it¬self. In the process they woke up alate-night worker. “I had a problem,”said Frank, “because he was betweenme an the aoor.” But since bothFrank and his friend were wearing yel¬low tee-shirts, the startled employeebecame confused and pursued hisfriend back to the tunnels, allowingFrank to double-back when the workerrealized be had been fooled and re¬turned to the Plant building. “We tookoff down the tunnels, and they hit thealarm system on u.;,” *>Bid Frank,pointing >n the horno, “they hi*. Butthe noise did not stop Frank fromescaping through another exit, albeitnarrowly.Having left most of the pipes with thequads, we continue to the end of thetunnel under Billings, and then double back. We’ve been down here for overan hour now, among the hissing wailsand stalactites dripping things that youdon’t want to know about, and it’s get¬ting extremely hot. I’m very thirsty, Ithink a case of Molson’s should beadded to flashlights and pillowcases asmandatory equipment.We start walking toward our eventu¬al exit, making a detour to try to open acover that had been locked by the PlantDepartment. Three guys struggle andfail with the lock; I don’t bother to tryand prove my machismo. I did, howev¬er, bring along an adjustable wrench(figuring that, while a towel mighthave had the proper absurdist ring inHitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy as thecrucial item to bring along on a trip tothe unknown, an adjustable wrench is awhole lot more useful); but at the cir-cial time, I forgot about it, so the coverremains sealed — for a while.We switch lights on and off in hundred-yard sections At one point, aradio connected to the light switchblares at us, reminding us that, forsome people at least, this place is their‘office.’ A table and chairs surroundthe noisy box, along with empty sodabottles. We decide to continue this laststretch with flashlights only, in orderto keep the radio silent.But this is no workplace, no grind jobfor us — this is a dangerous and excit¬ing mystery. Playing the hunted — per¬haps that’s part of the allure of spe¬lunking. No one’s quite sure what willhappen to us if we are caught — any¬thing between a fifty dollar fine to ex¬pulsion from school. All these youngsuburban kids, at least semi-respect¬able, never really having to fear the po¬lice, the tanks and guns, the knocks onthe door at night that is the fare ofmuch of the world. This is the Universi¬ty of Chicago, whose private securityforce is the second-largest (behind the Chicago Police Department) in thestate. We don’t even get a chance to ex¬perience the one-bit fascist collegetown cops of most Big Ten schools —here the police protect our nice subur¬ban world carved from the ghetto. Hid¬ing, down in the catacombs, we arefree from social tyranny; we spy on theworld, peeking out from grates andmanhole covers, seeing the worldnaked when it can’t see us.But whatever else it may be. it’s alsofun, kid’s fun, fun in its purest form.Especially now that we have to get out.Mike and Frank planned to take us outthrough an exit in the Midway, but weare so far underground that the heatbelow has not melted enough snow, andthe cover is frozen. We’re sealed inunder a foot and half of snow. DoesFrank ever get claustrophobia? “No,not unless I’ve been stuck in a 2x2x2heating duct for an hour-and-a-half.”continued on page eightIvy Leaguecontinued from page fourhigh visibility induced fear in manypeople, and fear prevailed over reason.Professors agonized about giving aPh.D. to a black person — and whichone.We all worked hard, but the raceproblem was insurmountable. As faras I can determine, only two of us evergot our doctorates — Wynona MooreLipman, in French, and I, in Englishand comparative literature. That wasan attrition rate of over 80 percent.Thus Columbia failed to recognizewhat it clearly affirms, “...the ad¬vancement of the public good...”Why did 11 of 13 black students fail?First, because our teachers were con¬servative people, from conservativeschools — Brown, Columbia, and Har¬vard. All of us were in languages —three in English, five in French, andfive in Spanish. (I did graduate work inall three, plus Latin, at Columbia, andin German at Toronto.) Up to thattime, only about 10 blacks had beenawarded doctorates from Ivy Leagueschools — seven in English, three inFrench, and zero in Spanish. Cornellcontributed four, Pennsylvania two,and Yale two. Brown had only one —Mercer Cook (French, 1936) — and hewas fairer than many white people. Co¬lumbia had only one — Arthur Davis(English, 1942) — and he was just asfair as Mercer Cook. Harvard, our ol¬dest University, had none.Second, black students simply didnot stand up for their rights. Theydidn’t challenge the system. TheyThe Adventures of Regman merely offered self-protective plati¬tudes and escapist rationalizations.Nobody fought back, or even tried toget the degree ex muros.Finally, a few recommendations andsuggestions for black and whiteschools:• Black schools must equip studentswith the skills needed for success in ahighly competitive society. For morethan 20 years, I have employed threerecurrent arguments: 1) English is themost important subject, the easiest,and the most popular with students.(Teachers are the real problem). 2)English and foreign languages are thetwo subjects that black schools arebest prepared to teach, because theydo not require elaborate equipment. 3)English and foreign languages are twointellectual spheres in which black stu¬dents cannot only compete successful¬ly, but actually excel, if they will onlytry hard enough.• Black schools must becomethoroughly integrated “with all delib¬erate speed.” They should also try thestrategy of sending their black andwhite graduates to some of the samegraduate schools, and document the re¬sults.• Ivy League officials should checkthe Digest of Education Statistics, byGrant and Snyder, and they will seethat of the 23 fields of higher education,blacks compare favorably with whitesin only three (about 13 percent) — Edu¬cation (Methods), Library Science,and Public Affairs and Services —thanks to our black women. But blacksare far behind in all the other fields,especially languages• Ivy League schools should realize that they are part of the problem, be¬cause of inherent racism. It seems tnatCornell, a relative newcomer, is, on thewhole, the most liberal of all the IvyLeague schools. Pennsylvania is per¬haps second, and Columbia third, withhelp from Teachers College.• Ivy League schools must reducestudent attrition speedily and efficient¬ly. All students should meet the sameacademic requirements. It is absurd toadmit, say, 50 black students hopingthat perhaps ten of them will “makeit.” It is also inequitable to give prefer¬ential treatment (higher salaries andfaster promotions) to black teachers ofscience, mathematics, and economics,while showing callous contempt forblack teachers of English and foreignlanguages. All these subjects are inti¬mately tied to the future destiny ofblack people.I am grateful to Ivy League schoolsfor providing the incentive and oppor¬tunity for many black students to get agood education. But let’s put firstthings first. Let’s give them good rolemodels in English, their native lan¬guage. Otherwise, they will never beable to write good papers in history andother subjects.Remember your rich heritage. IvyLeague schools. You were here beforethe Constitution, or even the Declara¬tion of Independence. You are not sup¬posed to make common sense with rac¬ism. You should not adjust to it, or eventry to reform it. You should try to de¬stroy it.Felix Paul is a retired professor ofEnglish from West Virginia State Col¬lege. 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Visa, Master Charge, and Diners Club%_1 HOUR SERVICELAS OH PREMISES§sports 9i The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 1985Men’s basketball finishes its season in strong fashionBy Frank LubyThe University of Chicago men’sbasketball team captured a secondplace finish in the northern division ofthe Midwest Conference after lastMonday’s defeat of Lake Forest Col¬lege. Finishing the season with anoverall mark of 13-9, the Maroonsended the 1984-85 schedule only onegame behind northern division cham¬pion Beloit.In November Maroon head coachJohn Angelas billed the Maroons as oneof the school’s best squads in years,and consequently he scheduled theschool’s toughest campaign in modernUniversity of Chicago basketball histo¬ry. Taking on Division I opponentsNorthwestern and Northern Iowa, andDivision II Puget Sound (a former na¬tional champion) ana St. Martin’s, An-gelus figured that the Maroons wouldemerge prepared for their NCAA Divi¬sion III Midwest Conference schedule.As assistant coach Jim Harge-sheimer commented, “if this scheduledoesn’t prepare us for the conference, Idon’t know w'hat will.”What Chicago didn’t count on,though, were injuries to key players,and equally painful close defeatsagainst Beloit and St. Norbert. TheMaroons hosted St. Norbert on Jan¬uary 5th at HCFH, and took the GreenKnights — last year’s fourth-ranked'team in the nation — into overtime.Four free throws by Mark Weninger inthe final seconds of OT clinched at 65-61victory for St. Norbert, though, andthat put Chicago in the hole in the con¬ference race. Coupled with a De¬cember loss to Kipon, the Maroonsstood at 1-2 in conference play. That hole became deeper one weeklater, when Beloit came to town. Play¬ing before one of their largest homecrowds of the season, Chicago led theBuccaneers by four, 46-42, with almosttwo minutes remaining. Beloit tied thescore, and then guard Evans Papani-koloau drove the key with six secondsremaining, laid the ball up and in at thebuzzer, and gave the Buccaneers thetwo-point victory.Two-point victories became the rageat Beloit, Wisconsin, as the Buccaneerseither won or lost almost all of their re¬maining games by a mere two points,including two overtime contests.Chicago finished strongly, however,winning 9-of-ll to close the season.Those two costly losses, though, cameagainst Coe and Beloit, two MidwestConference locales famous for one¬sided officiating. Angelus complainedabout the officiating in the Northwes¬tern and the Northern Iow a games, too,but the Coe College game provided himwith plenty of ammunition for com¬plaints. Coe’s last 21 points came onfree throws, as the Kohawks did notscore a basket for the final 8:45 of thegame.Injured for that game were Keith Li¬bert, a three-time All-Conferencecenter, and Rob Omiecinski. who shotonly 3-for-12 in the Coe game. Carryingthe bulk of the offense were sopho¬mores Dave Witt and Tom Redburg,while center Tom Lepp — filling in forLibert — shot and rebounded well in astarting role.Sophomore Mike Clifford also im¬proved consistently during theMaroon’s mid-season winning streak,as he regularly hit 10-12 points per game and gave Chicago another out¬side shooting threat. The biggest emer¬gence down the stretch, though, camefrom senior tri-captain Nick Meriggio-li. He didn’t score consistently early inthe season, and in fact did not score atall in the 48-46 loss to Beloit, but in theconvincing late season victories overSt. Norbert and Ripon the 6-3 seniorforward averaged 19 points per gameand led the team in rebounding.The other Beloit loss, which ultima¬tely eliminated Chicago s title hopes,left Angelus without an explanation.Shooting under 30 percent from thefield, “we got the shots we wanted, butthey just didn’t fall,” Angelus said. Be¬loit won, 60-37.Also contributing off the bench thisyear were seniors Adam Green and Frank Caeser, who saw more action asthe season wore on, especially after Li¬bert’s injury. (Libert missed fourgames with an injured shoulder.)Angelus called the Maroons “one ofthe top small college teams in thecountry right now.” Had the teamplayed to its capability all season, theMaroons would still be playing basket¬ball, with a chance to prove that beliefto everyone else.The only other missing feature thisseason “was that sixth man in thestands” and Angelus always wondershow students here turn down a freebasketball game when teams Chicagoplay on the road drawr twice as manypeople in paid attendance. But in anycase, we’ll have to wait nine months.Women’s basketball caps off seasonShin, Lietzan makeBy Paul SongAfter last year’s MCAC wrestlingconference championship, where theMaroons finished third, Chicago HeadCoach L/eo Kocher set a team goal forthe 1985 season. He wanted his team tobe more competitive this year, and tobe in close contention for the confer¬ence championship.This past weekend, the Maroonstravelled to Monmouth, Illinois, tocompete in this season’s conferencechampionship. As they have been allseason, the Maroons were very com¬petitive and right in contention for theMCAC title. However, due to someclutch performances by the CornellCollege wrestlers, the Maroons had tosettle for second-place honors.Cornell entered the tournament asdefending conference champion, andhad a national ranking of 16th, com¬pared to 18th place in the nation for theMaroons. Cornell captured the crownwith 95 points, with the Maroons asomewhat distant second with 74 >/2points. The Maroons turned in an out¬standing team effort, as eight wres¬tlers placed, two as conference cham¬pions.All-Americans Karl Lietzan andGene Shin both gave great perfor¬mances. Lietzan at 167 and Shin at 190both outclassed all of their competi¬tion. Both Lietzan and Shin collectedthree falls apiece on their way to con¬ference championships. Both v/restlershave earned their way to the DivisionIII nationals, which will be held March1, 2 at Rock Island, Illinois.For both Shin and Lietzan it was thesecond consecutive conference cham¬pionship. It should be noted that Shinwas voted by the coaches as the out¬standing wrestler at the tournament.Also placing for the Maroons wereJeff Farwell, George Dupper, LandallCormier, Joe Bochenski, Mike Perzand Don Elsenheimer. Farwell, wres¬tling at 142, and Dupper, at 134, bothlost close matches in the finals and hadto settle for second. Cormier, at 118,also had to settle for a second place fin¬ish despite a strong performance.Bochenski, at 126, and Perz, at 150,both had fought matches and wrestledwell enough in them to earn third-placefinishes. Finally, Elsenheimer, whowas not even seeded, pulled off someupsets and took fourth-place honors.Kocher summed up the tournament and his team’s performance by saying,“Basically, we had a good tournamentand did a good job. Four of our wres¬tlers placed higher than they wereseeded, and we sent five wrestlers tothe finals. Overall, we managed toplace eight out of ten wrestlers...Cor¬nell sent six wrestlers to the finals andall won They simply proved too clutchas they didn’t stumble. They wouldhave had to stumble in order for us towin.”Thus, the wrestling seasons continueonly for Lietzan and Shin, and both willattempt to improve upon last year'sperformance at the nationals. Shinplaced fourth and Lietzan sixth lastyear on their way to winning All-Amer¬ican status. But, regardless of whathappens at the nationals, this seasonhas proven to be a successful one forCoach Kocher and his squad. By Geoffrey SherryThe University of Chicago’s women’sbasketball team successfully conclud¬ed its season last Thursday night with adecisive 62-46 trouncing of Beloit Col¬lege. The victory left the Maroons withan impressive 12-9 overall record in¬cluding a 5-5 conference record, goodenough for third-place in the hotly con¬tested MACW.The Maroons used a tenacious full-court press to jump out to a 16-2 leadagainst Beloit, and Chicago neverlooked back.Head Coach Kevin McCarthy waspleased. “I am very happy with ourperformance considering it was a sea-son-ender. I told the girls in the locker-room that we should play it as if it wasthe beginning of next season.”Gretchen Gates took game honorswith 28 points and a season-high 19 re¬bounds. Considering the consistency ofGates’ play this season, McCarthy seesa third All-American honor for her.“She scored in double-figures in all21 games. She is seventh in the nationin scoring and rebounding, and tenth infield-goal percentage...I don’t see whyshe shouldn’t be player of the year,”said McCarthy.Chicago also got stellar play from se¬nior point guard Karen Walsh. Walsh,en route to setting the school record forassists in a season with 108, dished out11 against Beloit.McCarthy noted, “Karen and theother three seniors have been a greatasset to this club. As a group, they gave100 percent the entire year...for them,our final victory was extra sweet.”The elite group of seniors is roundedout by Wendy Pietrzak, Sheila Dugan,and Beth Laskey.Considering the likelihood of return¬ing six players, McCarthy is optimistic Wendy Pietrzak drives against LakeForestabout next year. “We’re very excitedand looking forward to next season. Wehave a strong core of people returningand we hope to have a strong recruitingyear.”The last two years have been any¬thing but strong recruiting years, butMcCarthy hopes to turn that around.The losses to graduation include apoint guard, an off guard and two for¬wards.“Right now we are working on eightgirls. I feel we are way ahead of lastyear’s recruiting and I look forward toa successful year.” commentedMcCarthy in delivering the last wordon the women’s seasonWomen swimmers take fifth at conference meetBy Doug ShapiroThe metric pool at Lake Forest Col¬lege, site of both this year’s men’s andwomen’s MCAC championship swimmeet, can be hard for Maroon swim¬mers to get accustomed to. That’s be¬cause one length there is a full 25meters long, over one-third longer thanthe cozy confines of the Maroon train¬ing pool at Bartlett, which is only 20yards.Fears of this metric monstrositywere largely allayed last weekend,however, when the women ended theirseason there in the championship meetFriday and Saturday. The Maroonsplaced fifth in a tough field of competi¬tors, none of whom seemed fazed by themetric pool.‘The pool isn’t as Lug a handicap aspeople thought,” commented coachBill Bean after the meet, “and in factwe were the best prepared team, be¬sides Lake Forest, for swimming ametric meet.” At only 12 points behindfourth place Cornell, “there were acouple of places where we could havemoved up, but overall everyone swamvery well.”As usual, Chicago’s top scoring camefrom the stroke and sprint events. Inthe backstroke freshman Esta Spald¬ing had to settle for third place in the 100 when she was touched out by a Cor¬nell swimmer. After proving her endur¬ance in the 800-meter freestyle, howev¬er, where she gained the Maroons’highest distance score of the meet (12thplace), she returned to the backstrokein the 200 meter event, this to get hersecond place.In the butterfly, Tina Ellerbee suf¬fered somewhat for having qualifiedfor Nationals two weeks ago. Becauseher season will continue through nextmonth, she has been maintaininglonger workouts, rather than taperingoff her training with the rest of theteam. She took fourth in the 100 andfifth in the 200, despite a rather slowfield in the latter. The 200 butterfly, ac¬cording to Bean, was the one eventbadly affected by the added length ofthe metric pool. Ellerbee also placedseventh in the 200 free style and tenth inthe 200 IM.Breaststroker Toni Yang managed toovercome her illness just long enoughto swim to ninth places in both her 100and 200 meter events. The sprintingevents, like almost all of the freestyleevents, were dominated by the power¬ful Coe College team, which took four ofthe top five places in the 100 freestyle tokeep Maroon sprinters Lesley Ham andLauren Fraser to eighth and ninth places. Ham did much better in the 50,however, where she placed fourth,again in a largely Coe field.in diving, Nationals-bound RoseKivens had excellent performances de¬spite the one-meter board. Kivensplaced fifth in the required-dive catego¬ry and second in the optionals, whileteammate Laura Bader was thirteenthand eleventh in the two diving events.“The most unfortunate aspect of themetric pool,” according to Bean, “isthat you can’t judge school records andcareer-best times, which are all de¬fined in yards. It’s not a good way toend the season.” Bean was certain thatthe Maroon mediey relay team wouldhave b! oken the school record (again ion Saturday had they been swimmingin yards. 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The evalua¬tion involves only commonly prescribed drugs.Following participation in the experiment,subjects will receive 6 weeks of a non-experimental treatment which will be made ona clinical basis by an experienced therapist.For more information or to volunteer CALL962-3560 weekday mornings between 9 and 12.Subjects must be 21 years of age. PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8401.Babysitter needed 29hrs per week 4.00 perhour. In my Hyde Park home. Must be warmcaring person to sit with my 3 yr. old. One yr.commitment necessary. 624-3459. If no ans.624-2809.The Homework Center is a program which pro¬vides young people in the community withhomework help. It is housed in the BlueGa.goyle Youth Center 5655 University Aveand operates on Tues and Thurs. 3-15 until4:15. We need tutors for reading and especiallyHigh school math. If interested call 955-4108.Private room for female in exchange forbabysitting two giris, 6 & 9, 3-4 nights a week.Secure building, close to campus. Needed mid-April thru July. References. 643-2213, after 4PM.I have been juggling for 7 mo. & am looking fora partner who can teach me how to pass. CallSmith: 947 9007after 8:30 PM.RESEARCH ASSISTANT wanted for half-time(20 hrs./wk) position in psychological researchat Michael Reese Hospital, to start immediate¬ly and to run through Dec. '85. For details callLeslie Jabine, 9-5 M-F, at 791-3886/3816.EMPLOYEMENT WANTEDSeminary student will do housekeeping foryou. Reliable, flexible. Call 684-8895 between6:00 pm and 11:30 pm. References upon request.SPACE WANTEDAPARTMENT WANTED seeking 2 BR apt.;Univ Chic. area. Furnished preferred but notnecessary. Must have before 2/25. Inquiresphone collect (606) 885-5157,5-8pm CST.HYDE PARK’SNEWEST ADDRESSOFDISTINCTIONCORNELL PLACE5346 South CornellYou must see our tastefullyrenovated hitjh-rise in EastHyde Park. This classicbuilding has the traditionalelegance of a distinguishedHyde Park residence, yet theclean, refreshed interior of anew building. Each spaciousapartment features amplecloset room, modern ap¬pliances, wall to wallcarpeting, ceramic tile, in¬dividually controlled heat andbeautiful views overlooking thelovely surroundings of the HydePark Community or the Lake.We offer studios and onebedroom units with varyingfloor plans starting at $325.Parking available. Ask aboutour student and facultydisount.667-8776 GUADALAJARASUMMERSCHOOLUniversity of Arizona of¬fers more than 40 courses:anthropology, art, bilingu¬al education, folk musicand folk dance, history,political science, sociol¬ogy, Spanish languageand literature and inten¬sive Spanish Six-weeksession. July 1-August 9,1985. Fully accredited pro¬gram Tuition $440. Roomand board in Mexicanhome, $460.EEO/AAWriteGuadalajaraSummer SchoolRobert L. Nugent 205University of ArizonaTucson 85721(602) 621-4729or 621-4720THE aoth CENTURY COMPOSERFeaturing...HANSONSymphony no. ttAlso works by: The SWT s brass qunitet•Rimsky-Korsakov wiW also perform works by•Walton Gabrieli and Gesualdo•ProkofierFarobag Cooper, conductorSaturday, March 2H:30p.m.Mandel Hall 57th and UniversityFree AdmissionFunded by SAF,The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 26, 1985International House TheaterMarch land 2,1985 • 8 pmTickets $ 5 OG availabe Green Lounge and at the dodrUniversity of ChicagoLaw School students presentRETURNOFTHE J.D.CLASSIFIEDSTHE MEDICI DELIVERSLooking for 2 bdrm apt. for 1-2 years from endof November 8S. Call Ehud 684-5929 home 962-/212 work.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.LARRY'S MOVING & DELIVERY. Van forfurniture, etc. lowest rates. 743-1353 anytime.PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAIT ModelCamera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700Weddings and other celebrations photograph¬ed. Call Leslie at 536-1626.James Bone, editor-wordprocessor-typist,$15/hr. Call 363-0522 for more details.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters ThesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.CARPENTRY—20% discount on all work doneJan March. Custom bookcases, interiorcarpentry of all kinds, free estimafes. CallDavid, 684-2286.FOR SALEConover Grand $500 (752-8377)Nova runs great $495 288-5295/962-1987 (R AM).Brother F.P-20 typewriter. Can be used as acomputer keyboard. $100. Call Leslie: 752 9655.HYDE PK townhouse, campus bus routes, 15mins downtown, 3 b/roorn incl. huge masterb/room, l'/2 baths, dry full basement, centralair, new appliances, private yard, large com¬munal lawn assigned offstreet pking. Low$100,000's, 8% assumable mortgage. 962-7311days, 624-0183 evg weekend.BOOK SALE-50% off on all items priced $15 orless, 25% off on entire stock. Sat. & Sun. March2-3, 11-5 Helena Szepe, Books, old, rare &scholarly. 1525 E 53rd Street (Hyde Park BankBldg) Suite902.493-4470.For sale or lease, incl. option to buy:TELEVIDO 802H computer, 20MB hard disk,WordStar, spelling checker, footnoting,database, etc. 643-2213.SCENESWRITERS WORKSHOP (PL2-8377)AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL presents a filmscreening: "Your Neighbor's Son" Thisdramatized documentary depicts the "Makingof A Torturer" in the training of GreekMilitary Police of former military junta. Sat.Feb. 23, 7:30 pm Crossroads, 5621 S.Blackstone, Wed. Feb 27, 4:30 PM ReynoldsClubN. Lounge.FOREIGN POLICY FORUM with Prof. Mer-sheimer (U of C), Alex Seith, Prof. Farkas(DePaul). 3-1-85 7pm DePaul U. SchmittCenter 2323 N. Seminary #161. Free admission.LOST & FOUND$50 REWARD: Black nylon botk tote •eft inbookstore locker, contents: grade book, ap¬pointment book, The Fores! of Symbols, ere.Call 962 7923 or 493 7073 or bring to GB132.ThanksCONDOS FOR RENT53rd and Klmbark6 Rooms-3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Modern kitchen.Oak cabinets. Floors refinished. $700/Mo.5 Rooms 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. Open sunporch.Modern bath and kitchen. $575/Mo. Call Nancyor SteveParker Holsman Company 493-2525 PERSONALSMy husband and I are interested in adopting aninfant, If you know of anyone who is consider¬ing placing a child for adoption please call col¬lect 312-848-7971.TAN THE SLOPES-SPRING BREAK '85! SKIVAIL and BEAVER CREEK. Beaver CreekWest condominiums, with Pool, Sauna, Jacuz¬zi, Kitchen, Fireplace, Ice-skating and more!Super Saver Student Discount Packages. Call800 222 4840.WELL CHASDI??????YES? NO? MAYBE?The Permitless Alien.COMING OUT?GALA, holds a small informal meeting for peo¬ple who have never come to a meeting before.We discuss what it means to be gay and theproblems and possibilities that follow this op¬tion. Tuesday at 8pm, 5615 S. Woodlawn.HIGH FRONTIER"ABM Defense and the Star Wars Myth"—filmand lecture by Ralph Westberg of High Fron¬tier. Time: March 3rd, 7:30 pm. Location:West Lounge, Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St. Spon¬sored by Students Against Nuclear War (SANsWAR). Further information call 684-8024.HAVE FUN!EARN MONEY!Needed: Third and sixth grade boys and girlsfor fun study on art. Earn money! Call Wendyat 962-1548 and leave your name and number.SENIOR PICTURESSenior pictures will be taken for graduatingstudents who havent had their picture takenand for those who want to retake their firstshooting on Mon Feb 25 & Tues Feb 26 9am to5pm in Ida Noyes 217. Call or visit SAO for Ap¬pointment 962-9554.CARING? SENSITIVE?Are you interested in helping other studentslistening to their problems and learning aboutthe resources available to them in the Univer¬sity and Greater Chicago? The U of CHOTLINE trains committed volunteers inreflective listening and provides a comprehensive program to acquaint them with the dif¬ferent issues that confront our listeners, if youwould like to learn more about HOTLINE andSpring training, come to our informationmeeting Wednesday at 7pm in Third FirTheatre Ida Noyes.HATHA YOGATwo 8 week classes will cunvenr on Tuesday,Feb. i(i and Thursday, Feb. 28, from t ic '’•30p.m. Price $40 for one series, $70 if you want tocome twice a week.Hatha Yoga is a systematic program ofphysical conditioning for men and women of allages. It's slow deliberate movements ofbreathing and stretching, relaxation and con¬centration bring you a tested method of dealingwith stress. For more information call JackMerring 955-0936.First Unitarian Church5650 S. Woodlawn Daily from 4 pm call 667-7394.RETURN OF THE J.D.An original musical comedy performed by UClaw students at 8p.m. on Friday and Saturday.March 1st & 2nd in International House.Tickets, $5, available in the Green Lounge andat the door.BLAC KFRIARSAUDITIONS FOR 'HAIR'-This Sat, March2nd, Reynolds Club North Lounge, noon to 5:00pm. Prepare a song or we will provide one foryou.WOMEN PLAY RUGBY!Interested? Organizational Mtg. and "Rookie"Clinic. Sun. 3/3; 4:30pm. Call 777-8035.ASHUM MEETINGTODAYInterested in THE ARTS & SCIENCES BASICTO HUMAN BIOLOGY & MEDICINE comefind out about THE ASHUM PROGRAM TO¬DAY, 2/26, 4pm in HARPER 130or call962-7967for more information.AFTER KEYNESIANMACROECOMICSRational Expectations and AustrianEConor■ cs, a panel discussion. Feb 28, 7pm,Ida Noyr'S.CONDO FOR SALE2bdr rrtid'ed kit 4- bath Irg liv & din rm prkgsnprch $60s. 324-7366.ETHNOGRAPHIC FILMTHE WEDDING CAMELS, a film on marriageamong the Turkana of Kenya. 2nd part of theTURKANA TRILOGY by the MacDougalls.Thurs. Feb. 28 at 7:30 Ida Noyes W. Lounqe,EFG funded by SGFC.ASTRONOMY CLUBOpen nite at the observatory. Old and newmembers welcome. Come and learn how to usethe telescope, learn about our projects and tripto Yerkes. Wednesday Nite 8:30 RY251.MODEL UNITED NATIONSCompetition for spots to represent school atNew York conference April 2 6 will be heldSaturday Mar 9. For info and registration pickup sheets at SAO or cal Michael at 947-9352.GAY? LESBIAN? Bl?GALA holds its weekly meeVnqs at 9:00 pmevery Tuesday at 5615 S. Woooi^wn. Meetingswill be followed by a social hour withrefreshments.MACINTOSH OWNERS!Macstation $75.00 Great deals on all hardwareand software! Yes, we do custom programm-ing! Golden Rule, Inc. 9 2 9 - 5 9 2.BASS PLAYERExperienced bass guitarist wanted for dancerock band, vocal ability desirable Call Steve:947 9593Tom. 324 6850 Eves. )w*.cSale Dates Feb. 27-30MEATGOV’T INSPECTEDCENTER CUTPORK CHOPS•b.GOV’T INSPECTEDBONELESSPORK ROASTlb.MARKET STYLESLICED BACONlb.GRADE A TURKEYlb.14 lbs. & upPRODUCES LB. BAGSFLORIDA WHITEGRAPEFRUIT$-(59CALIFORNIACAULIFLOWER«b. 59<GREEN ONIONS 4/$-J00DAIRYPILLSBURYBISCUIT $2^9$-(5999<7v«oi.4/89<KRAFTAMERICANSINGLES12 ox. $149GROCERYHAWAIIAN PUNCH46 oz. can 79-IVORY LIQUID2 32 oz. bottles $2”DOLE PINEAPPLES20 oz. can 79-SALTESEGMINCEDCLAMS6V, oz. 79-FROZENCITRUS HILLORANGE JUICE12 oz. $1195FRUSENGLADJEICE CREAMpint $1 40^nerfoodsV„,/ k SERVING53rd” PRAIRfF SMftg|sKIMBARK PLAZA r 2911 VEWfiMTWhere You Are A Stranger But OnceTHE COMMITTEE ONPUBLIC POLICY STUDIESChairman, NATIONAL UNITY PARTYFriday, March 1, 19854:00 p.m.Social Sciences,Room 122For more information call 962-8401febisfeLJDielFnAlbert Haulk ®.k'io^*%econd Chance”a.k.a. “Ice-T”a.k.q. “Flex” :Orosco a.k.a. “Dazzle”a.k.a. “Quicka.lc.a. “Jive bne”all mi moves that amazed you on Boat Street'i- ? S^dBreakin, ...and more!>{;■: #ida Noyes Hall 1212 E. 59th St. Friday, March 1 at 8 pmadmissionFREEh&v ^ f funded by SAFDO YOU HAVE QUESTIONSABOUT ALCOHOL ABUSE?ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS (A.A.)INVITES YOU TO AN OPEN MEETINGTHURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 7:00 PMBISHOP BRENT HOUSE, 5540 S. WOODLAWNALL STUDENTS, FACULTY, STAFF,AND MEMBERS OF THECOMMUNITY ARE WELCOME.